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[Metallic clanking]
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[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
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Can I persuade you to take a sandwich?
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I'll get drive-through.
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[Batmobile engine roars]
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[Engine revs in acceleration]
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[Batman Forever theme song plays]
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[Crowd shouting]
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[High-pitched screeching]
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You're counting on the Winged Avenger
to deliver you from evil...
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...aren't you, my friend?
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[Chuckles softly]
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Are you going to kill me?
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Maybe, maybe not.
We're of two minds on the subject.
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TWO-FACE: Are you a gambling man?
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Let's say we flip for it?
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TWO-FACE: One man is born a hero,
his brother a coward.
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[Whispers] Babies starve,
politicians grow fat...
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...holy men are martyred,
and junkies grow legion.
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Why?
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TWO-FACE: Why, why, why, why, why?
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Luck!
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[Shouts] Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah...
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...clueless luck!
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[Cackles]
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TWO-FACE: The random toss...
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...is the only true justice.
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Let's see what justice has in store...
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...for you.
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[Chuckles]
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TWO-FACE: [Whispers]
It's like the touch of God.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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[Gasps]
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Fortune smiles.
Another day of wine and roses.
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In your case, beer and pizza.
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TWO-FACE: Out of here, guys!
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BANK GUARD: You said you'd let me live!
TWO-FACE: Too true!
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TWO-FACE: And so you shall! Nothing's
better than live bait to trap a bat.
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[Chaotic reactions from crowd]
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[Batman Forever theme song plays,
background]
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[Crowd shouting and talking excitedly]
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Hot entrance.
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Two-Face?
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Two guards are dead.
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He's holding a third hostage.
Didn't see this one coming.
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CHASE: We should have.
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The Second Bank of Gotham...
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BATMAN: Second anniversary
of the day I captured him.
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CHASE: How could he resist?
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I'm Chase Meridian.
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COMMISSIONER: I asked her to come here
to consult on the case. She specializes in...
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Abnormal psychology,
multiple personalities. I read your work.
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Insightful.
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Naive, but insightful.
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I'm flattered. Not every girl
makes a superhero's night table.
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COMMISSIONER: Can we reason with him?
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He's got innocent people up there.
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CHASE: It won't do any good.
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He'll slaughter them without a thought.
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BATMAN: Agreed.
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A trauma powerful enough to create
an alternate personality leaves one...
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CHASE: In a world where normal rules
of right and wrong no longer apply.
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Exactly.
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CHASE: Like you.
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I could write a hell of a paper on a man
who dresses like a flying rodent.
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Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
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Really? I didn't know that.
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You are interesting.
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[Propellers pelting overhead]
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And call me Chase.
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By the way, do you have a first name,
or do I call you Bats?
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[Chaotic reactions from crowd]
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[Dramatic instrumental beat, background]
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Let's start this party with a bang!
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[Thunderous crashing]
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[Cackles]
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[Bell rings]
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Very punctual, even for his own funeral.
Boys!
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TWO-FACE: Kill the Bat!
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[Cackles]
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[Cackles]
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[Bell rings]
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Blast him!
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[Rapid machine-gun blasts]
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[Silence]
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Open sesame.
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[Metallic scraping]
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[Two-Face grunts]
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[Grunting and groaning]
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[Fast-paced instrumental music,
background]
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[Zap]
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[Groaning]
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[Wailing]
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[Grunting and groaning]
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[Huffing and puffing]
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[Yelling]
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[Muffled shouting]
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Ouch!
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BANK GUARD: It's a trap!
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[Short, rapid gasps]
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[Loud, distorted sound effects]
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Oh, no!
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[More distorted and echoing sound effects]
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[Bank guard screams]
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[Chaotic yelling and screaming from crowd]
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[Instrumental music continues,
background]
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TWO-FACE ON LOUDSPEAKER:
Attention citizens of fair Gotham!
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[Cackles hysterically]
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When we open that safe,
we'll have everything we ever wanted:
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Enough cash to rain down upon
fair Gotham, a glorious flood of chaos.
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And, of course...
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... you, my boy, dead!
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[Two-Face chuckles]
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Oh, no!
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BANK GUARD: It's boiling acid!
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For your dying pleasure, we are serving
the acid that made us the men we are!
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BANK GUARD: [Shrieks] No!
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BATMAN: Hold on.
BANK GUARD: Yes!
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[Cackles hysterically]
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TWO-FACE: Haul away!
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Yes! Haul away!
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[Mechanical rattling]
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BATMAN: Give me your hand.
BANK GUARD: [Cries] Don't let go!
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Aah!
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[Wailing]
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BATMAN: I must borrow this.
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[Shrieks] Hey!
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BANK GUARD: That's my hearing aid!
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Thanks.
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BANK GUARD: Wow!
My shoes are melting!
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[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
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BANK GUARD: [Shrieks] No more!
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[Two-Face screams]
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[Hissing]
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[Clank]
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[Bank guard gasps]
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Hang on.
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[Gasps] Hang on?
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[Hissing]
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[Bank guard screaming]
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[Loud, distorted rumbling]
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[Coughs]
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COMMISSIONER: Get him down.
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Get him down.
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Take it easy with him.
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COMMISSIONER: You'll be all right.
Just stay calm.
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[Zooming]
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[Cackles] This'll fix him!
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TWO-FACE: Hang on, Batty!
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[Cackles hysterically]
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[Cackles]
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[Roaring explosion]
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[Gasps] Let's see.
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TWO-FACE: Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, happy day!
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[Cackles]
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Farewell forever to that...
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...pointy-eared night rat!
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PILOT: Face!
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Hey, Face!
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[Cackles]
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[Screams] No!
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[Rapid machine-gun blasts]
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[Bang, Two-Face grunts]
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[Smash]
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You need help. Give it up.
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[Short, rapid gasps]
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[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
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[Cackles]
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Have the good taste to die!
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See you!
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[Cackles hysterically]
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[Thunderous explosion]
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[Batman Forever theme song, background]
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[Gasps]
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NEWSCASTER: Despite a valiant effort
last night by Batman...
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... Harvey Two-Face is still at large
and extremely dangerous.
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In other news today...
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... billionaire Bruce Wayne extended
his profit-sharing program...
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... to the employees of the successful
electronics branch of Wayne Enterprises.
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[Elevator bell rings]
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[Upbeat instrumental music, background]
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[Hiss]
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STICKLEY: Mr. Wayne.
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STICKLEY: Your inspections are
a departmental highlight.
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[Gasps] Oh, my God, it's him.
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I am a winner. I am a winner.
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I am a winner.
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I am a winner.
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[Riddler doll chuckles]
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Bioremediation. Alternative fuel.
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Mr. Wayne, look at that time.
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Perhaps we should get to R & D
as soon as possible.
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Mister...?
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Oh, Bruce Wayne.
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No, that's my name. And you are?
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[Gasps] Nygma.
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Edward.
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Edward Nygma. You hired me personally.
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EDWARD: Just like I tell everyone.
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We've never actually met, but your name
was on the hiring slip. I have it.
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I need that hand back.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that...
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[Whispers]... you're my idol.
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Back to work.
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And some people have been trying
to keep us apart.
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Back to work.
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BRUCE: It's okay.
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What's on your mind?
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Precisely.
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What's on all our minds?
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Brain waves.
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[Giggles]
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EDWARD: The future...
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...of Wayne Enterprises...
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...is brain waves.
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STICKLEY: I must apologize, Mr. Wayne.
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- I terminated his project today.
- It's okay.
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EDWARD: I have it!
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[Rattling]
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Voilä!
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[Gasps excitedly]
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My invention...
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...beams any TV signal directly
into the human brain.
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By stimulating neurons,
manipulating brain waves...
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EDWARD: this device makes the audience
feel like they're inside the show.
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Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?
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Did you say "manipulating brain waves"?
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[Pants]
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Yes.
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EDWARD: But...
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... someone like you would never need it.
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Someone so...
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... intelligent, witty and...
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[Sirens blaring in distance]
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... charming.
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I need a bit of additional funding
for human trials. Let me show you, please!
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BRUCE: Now, listen...
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...I want a full set of technical schematics
on this, okay?
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We'll be full partners in this, Bruce.
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Look at us! Two of a kind!
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You call my assistant, Margaret.
She'll set something up.
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Uh...
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That's not...
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...going to be good for me.
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EDWARD: I need an answer now.
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[Softly] I think I deserve it.
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BRUCE: I'm sorry, then the answer is no.
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Tampering with people's brain waves...
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...mind manipulation...
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...it just raises too many questions.
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Sorry.
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BRUCE: Thanks, keep up the good work.
The factory looks great.
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STICKLEY: All right, everyone!
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Back to work!
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We'll discuss this later!
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[Sobs] You were supposed to understand.
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I'll make you understand.
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[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
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Lock.
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BRUCE: Chair.
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[Zooming]
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Alfred.
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ALFRED: I saw the signal.
267
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All is ready.
268
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:09,245
[Crackling]
269
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,959
[Batman Forever theme song plays,
background]
270
00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:19,338
[Batmobile engine roars]
271
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,986
Commissioner?
272
00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:43,612
CHASE: He's at home.
273
00:17:44,905 --> 00:17:46,657
I sent the signal.
274
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,076
What's wrong?
275
00:17:51,912 --> 00:17:55,249
Last night at the bank I noticed
something about Two-Face:
276
00:17:55,332 --> 00:17:56,709
CHASE: His coin.
277
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,669
It's his Achilles' heel.
278
00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,337
It can be exploited.
279
00:18:00,504 --> 00:18:01,797
BATMAN: I know.
280
00:18:02,089 --> 00:18:03,757
You called me for this?
281
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,843
The Batsignal is not a beeper.
282
00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:09,430
I wish I could say that my interest
in you was...
283
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:11,348
...purely professional.
284
00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:13,350
Are you trying to get under my cape?
285
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:14,560
[Chase snickers]
286
00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:17,062
A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
287
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:19,648
It's the car, right? Chicks love it.
288
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:20,774
[Giggles]
289
00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:23,527
What is it about the wrong kind of man?
290
00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:26,447
In grade school: guys with earrings.
291
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:29,366
College: motorcycles, leather jackets.
292
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,535
Now...
293
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:33,537
[Chase moans]
294
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,749
...black rubber.
295
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,794
Try a fireman. Less to take off.
296
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,674
I don't mind the work.
Pity I can't see behind the mask.
297
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,635
BATMAN: We all wear masks.
298
00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:50,262
My life's an open book. You read?
299
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,808
I don't blend in at a family picnic.
300
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:57,937
CHASE: We could give it a try. I'll bring
the wine...
301
00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:01,315
...you bring your scarred psyche.
302
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:05,110
Direct, aren't you?
303
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,612
CHASE: You like strong women.
304
00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,489
I've done my homework.
305
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,575
Or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip?
306
00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:15,079
I haven't had much luck with women.
307
00:19:15,412 --> 00:19:18,207
Maybe you just haven't met
the right woman.
308
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:21,877
[Door opens]
309
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:23,838
[Footsteps]
310
00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:25,631
I saw the signal.
311
00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:28,467
COMMISSIONER: What's going on?
BATMAN: Nothing.
312
00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:30,010
False alarm.
313
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,221
Are you sure?
314
00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:39,645
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
315
00:19:51,198 --> 00:19:52,408
Women.
316
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,577
[Batmobile engine roars]
317
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:57,037
[Crackling]
318
00:19:58,247 --> 00:19:59,957
[Edward gasps excitedly]
319
00:20:02,293 --> 00:20:03,961
EDWARD: Now I've got it!
320
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:05,296
Ha!
321
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:10,050
"Too many questions.
There's too many questions.
322
00:20:10,217 --> 00:20:11,677
[Whiny voice] "Too many..."
323
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,887
[Sarcastic tittering]
324
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,722
I'll show you it works!
325
00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:17,558
STICKLEY: [Yells]
What the hell is going on here?
326
00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:21,562
I told you this project is terminated!
I'm calling Security!
327
00:20:25,566 --> 00:20:26,609
[Thud]
328
00:20:27,818 --> 00:20:29,904
[Shouts] Caffeine will kill you!
329
00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:34,033
[Ding]
330
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,911
EDWARD: [Whispers]
Rise and shine, little guinea pig.
331
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:38,496
What are you doing?
332
00:20:38,662 --> 00:20:39,747
Untie me!
333
00:20:39,914 --> 00:20:41,582
EDWARD: This won't hurt.
334
00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:43,751
At least, I don't think it will.
335
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,921
STICKLEY: What are you doing?
336
00:20:47,671 --> 00:20:49,423
You touch that switch and...
337
00:20:49,507 --> 00:20:50,466
This?
338
00:20:50,841 --> 00:20:52,468
[High-pitched zoom]
339
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:56,388
[Sighs]
340
00:20:57,431 --> 00:20:59,058
[Edward laughs softly]
341
00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:05,731
[Electronic sound effects]
342
00:21:06,273 --> 00:21:08,067
EDWARD: Losing resolution.
343
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,527
More power!
344
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:10,653
[Zap]
345
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,488
[Stickley screams]
346
00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:13,989
[Both scream]
347
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,618
[Voice vibrates]
348
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,870
[Hoots and hollers]
349
00:21:20,371 --> 00:21:22,873
[Both speak gibberish extremely quickly]
350
00:21:30,464 --> 00:21:32,341
[Sighs exaggeratedly]
351
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,677
[Shouts] Edward Nygma...
352
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,928
...come on down!
353
00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:38,097
You're the next contestant on...
354
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,765
...Brain Drain!
355
00:21:39,849 --> 00:21:42,143
[Imitates voices of talk-show host
and contestant]
356
00:21:42,226 --> 00:21:45,354
I'll take what's inside
thick skull number one!
357
00:21:45,563 --> 00:21:47,356
EDWARD: What have we got for him?
358
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,482
[Goofy chuckling]
359
00:21:48,566 --> 00:21:51,443
Oh, Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough!
360
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,737
And a breakdown? Maybe!
361
00:21:53,988 --> 00:21:56,782
Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius.
362
00:21:57,074 --> 00:21:58,951
No, several geniuses.
363
00:21:59,326 --> 00:22:01,162
A gaggle, a swarm...
364
00:22:01,579 --> 00:22:03,914
...a flock of freaking Freuds!
365
00:22:05,332 --> 00:22:07,209
Riddle me this, Fred.
366
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:09,920
EDWARD: What is everything to someone...
367
00:22:10,004 --> 00:22:12,173
... and nothing to everyone else?
368
00:22:12,673 --> 00:22:14,425
[Shouts] Your mind, baby!
369
00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:17,386
Now mine pumps with the power of yours!
370
00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:20,181
[Sings]
"I'm sucking up your IQ
371
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,975
"Vacuuming your cortex
372
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,935
"Feeding off your brain"
373
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:26,937
[Electronic musical rhythm]
374
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:30,983
[Shrieks] Fred!
375
00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:32,485
[Zapping sounds]
376
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:40,993
[Edward clucks]
377
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,872
[Edward grunts]
378
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,627
[Edward gasps]
379
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,463
What a rush!
380
00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:56,342
What the hell just happened?
381
00:22:56,425 --> 00:22:57,676
[Sighs]
382
00:22:58,803 --> 00:23:01,138
A very surprising side effect.
383
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,892
While you were mesmerized
by my 3-D TV...
384
00:23:05,976 --> 00:23:08,854
...I utilized your neural energy
to grow smarter.
385
00:23:08,979 --> 00:23:10,898
Bruce Wayne was right!
386
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,527
STICKLEY: You demented, bizarre,
unethical toad!
387
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,154
It is brain manipulation!
388
00:23:17,238 --> 00:23:19,740
STICKLEY: I'm reporting you to the FCC!
EDWARD: Oh!
389
00:23:19,824 --> 00:23:22,576
STICKLEY: The human
experimentation board! The AMI!
390
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:23,911
- And the police!
- Eee!
391
00:23:23,994 --> 00:23:26,080
STICKLEY: You are going up on charges...
392
00:23:26,163 --> 00:23:27,331
...to court, to jail...
393
00:23:27,414 --> 00:23:28,457
[Edward hums]
394
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,627
...and then to a mental institution
for the rest of your life!
395
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,296
But, first and foremost,
Nygma, you are fired!
396
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,382
[Yells] Do you hear me? Fired!
397
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,593
Ooohh...
398
00:23:42,179 --> 00:23:43,889
I don't think so.
399
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:46,892
[Edward grunts]
400
00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:48,727
[Stickley screams]
401
00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:54,525
[Screams]
402
00:23:55,526 --> 00:23:56,652
[Crash]
403
00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,029
STICKLEY: Help!
404
00:23:59,196 --> 00:24:00,239
Whoa!
405
00:24:00,489 --> 00:24:01,532
[Sobbing]
406
00:24:01,615 --> 00:24:03,159
[Roaring vibrations]
407
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,035
EDWARD: [Shrieks] Hang on!
408
00:24:05,870 --> 00:24:07,121
[Both gasping]
409
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,416
Babe!
410
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,418
You are fired!
411
00:24:13,043 --> 00:24:14,837
EDWARD: Or should I say...
412
00:24:15,504 --> 00:24:16,755
...terminated?
413
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,885
[Stickley's screaming echoes]
414
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,096
[Yells] Surf's up, Big Kahuna!
415
00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:26,640
[Crash]
416
00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:27,766
Oohhh!
417
00:24:28,392 --> 00:24:30,728
Nice form, but rough on the landing.
418
00:24:30,895 --> 00:24:33,606
He may have to settle for the Bronze.
419
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:35,274
[Cackles hysterically]
420
00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:40,321
"Questions," Mr. Wayne?
421
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,158
My work raises too many questions?
422
00:24:45,242 --> 00:24:47,119
Why hasn't anybody...
423
00:24:48,913 --> 00:24:51,165
[Whispers] ... put you in your place?
424
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:55,711
NEWSCASTER: Harvey Dent,
once Gotham's District Attorney...
425
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:59,215
... was horribly scarred
by underworld kingpin, Boss Moroni.
426
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,592
Although Batman tried to save him...
427
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:05,679
... Dent's left-brain damage
turned him into a violent criminal...
428
00:25:05,763 --> 00:25:08,474
... who blamed Batman
and who has vowed to destroy him.
429
00:25:08,557 --> 00:25:09,725
[Alfred talks on phone]
430
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:13,187
Harvey Two-Face is extremely dangerous,
repeat, extremely dangerous.
431
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:15,105
That was the Commissioner.
432
00:25:15,272 --> 00:25:18,400
There's been an accident
at Wayne Enterprises.
433
00:25:19,902 --> 00:25:21,695
BRUCE: Horrible way to die.
434
00:25:21,779 --> 00:25:23,948
The surveillance cameras are down here.
435
00:25:24,031 --> 00:25:28,244
We'll dredge the river, but with
that current, I doubt we'll find the body.
436
00:25:29,370 --> 00:25:31,705
[Soft instrumental music, background]
437
00:25:31,789 --> 00:25:32,915
Why?
438
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,458
Oh, why?
439
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,210
[Sobs]
440
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,296
I just can't believe it.
441
00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:42,299
Two years working in the same office.
442
00:25:43,134 --> 00:25:45,052
He was like my father...
443
00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:46,554
...my brother...
444
00:25:46,637 --> 00:25:48,514
...or a cousin that visits a lot.
445
00:25:48,597 --> 00:25:49,640
[Sobs]
446
00:25:49,723 --> 00:25:51,517
Get a grip, Edward.
447
00:25:53,477 --> 00:25:55,271
I found this in my cubicle.
448
00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:59,817
You'll find the handwriting matches his,
as does the sentence structure.
449
00:26:03,612 --> 00:26:06,323
I couldn't possibly continue on here.
450
00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:09,285
[Gasps] The memories...
451
00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:13,831
BRUCE: This is last night's security log.
452
00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:15,833
There's Stickley.
453
00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:18,294
[Stickley laughing]
454
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,503
[Crash]
455
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,549
Pretty cut and dry.
456
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,599
Yes, definitely suicide.
457
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:36,187
Thanks very much for your help, Bruce.
We'll be in touch.
458
00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:44,403
BRUCE: Stickley's suicide doesn't make
sense. I want full benefits for his family.
459
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:47,281
Suicide's not covered
by our corporate insurance policy.
460
00:26:47,364 --> 00:26:49,033
I know. Full benefits.
461
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,204
Gossip Gerty called 32 times.
Who are you taking to the Charity Circus?
462
00:26:53,370 --> 00:26:55,790
BRUCE: I'll let you know. What's this?
463
00:26:56,207 --> 00:26:57,458
I don't know.
464
00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,376
I didn't see anyone.
465
00:27:08,719 --> 00:27:11,555
BRUCE: "If you look at the numbers
on my face...
466
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,058
"...you won't find 13 anyplace."
467
00:27:14,558 --> 00:27:15,851
That's hideous.
468
00:27:16,143 --> 00:27:17,853
MARGARET: What does it mean?
469
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,146
It's a riddle.
470
00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:21,357
"Numbers on my face... 13."
471
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,776
One through twelve.
472
00:27:23,901 --> 00:27:25,569
The answer is a clock.
473
00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:27,905
Who would send you a riddle?
474
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,740
That, Maggie...
475
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,450
...is the riddle.
476
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,500
[Pop song begins]
477
00:27:48,008 --> 00:27:50,219
"You're sort of stuck where you are
478
00:27:52,429 --> 00:27:53,973
"Where in your dreams
479
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,308
"You can buy expensive cars
480
00:28:00,688 --> 00:28:02,356
"Or live on Mars
481
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:04,817
"And have it your way"
482
00:28:10,364 --> 00:28:12,366
[Riddler doll chuckles]
483
00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:14,618
"You hate your boss at your job"
484
00:28:15,744 --> 00:28:17,454
Guess what I did today?
485
00:28:17,538 --> 00:28:19,206
"But in your dreams
486
00:28:19,582 --> 00:28:21,667
"You can blow his head off
487
00:28:25,212 --> 00:28:26,797
"In your dreams
488
00:28:27,047 --> 00:28:28,340
"Show no mercy"
489
00:28:30,301 --> 00:28:32,303
[Riddler doll chuckles]
490
00:28:36,098 --> 00:28:37,808
[Motorcycle engine revs]
491
00:28:40,144 --> 00:28:42,688
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
492
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:46,233
EDWARD: Wayne Manor.
493
00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:49,361
Humph!
494
00:28:56,118 --> 00:28:57,620
See you soon.
495
00:29:10,674 --> 00:29:12,384
[Ambient traffic sounds]
496
00:29:19,308 --> 00:29:22,311
[Dramatic instrumental music continues,
background]
497
00:29:28,651 --> 00:29:31,153
BRUCE: Dr. Meridian, please. Thank you.
498
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,667
[Chase gasping and groaning]
499
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:48,129
[Rattling]
500
00:29:55,511 --> 00:29:56,762
[Chase gasps]
501
00:29:58,514 --> 00:30:00,224
[Chase breathes heavily]
502
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,478
[Stutters] I... guess I'm early.
503
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,690
I have an appointment.
504
00:30:07,898 --> 00:30:09,316
I'm Bruce Wayne.
505
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,068
Good.
506
00:30:11,318 --> 00:30:13,863
Then you can afford to buy me a new door.
507
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:15,781
I'm sorry.
508
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,288
BRUCE: You... sounded like you were in...
509
00:30:27,376 --> 00:30:29,128
...you know, trouble.
510
00:30:30,337 --> 00:30:34,133
I prefer healthy expressions of violence
as opposed to breaking in.
511
00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:36,677
CHASE: So...
512
00:30:36,927 --> 00:30:38,846
...how can I help you?
513
00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:44,518
Someone's been sending me love letters.
514
00:30:44,852 --> 00:30:47,480
One at my office and one at my home.
515
00:30:49,356 --> 00:30:52,943
Commissioner Gordon thought
you might give me your opinion.
516
00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,408
A clock.
517
00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:00,576
Clock.
518
00:31:03,871 --> 00:31:06,415
CHASE: "Tear one off and scratch my head.
519
00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:10,628
"What once was red is black instead."
520
00:31:12,963 --> 00:31:14,256
A match.
521
00:31:19,386 --> 00:31:21,972
My opinion: this letter writer is a wacko.
522
00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:23,599
"Wacko?"
523
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,935
Is that a technical term?
524
00:31:26,435 --> 00:31:29,063
Patient may suffer from obsession...
525
00:31:29,271 --> 00:31:33,275
...with potential homicidal tendencies.
Is that better for you?
526
00:31:33,609 --> 00:31:35,361
So, what you're saying is...
527
00:31:35,444 --> 00:31:37,363
...this guy's a total wacko.
528
00:31:37,446 --> 00:31:38,739
CHASE: Exactly.
529
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:42,201
He's obsessed with you.
530
00:31:42,284 --> 00:31:45,287
His only escape may be
to purge the fixation.
531
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,124
To kill me.
532
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:52,002
I think you understand obsession
better than you let on.
533
00:31:52,086 --> 00:31:55,131
[Batman Forever theme song plays softly,
background]
534
00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:56,799
You like bats?
535
00:31:57,925 --> 00:31:59,927
CHASE: That's a Rorschach, Mr. Wayne.
536
00:32:00,010 --> 00:32:01,428
An inkblot.
537
00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:03,305
People see what they want.
538
00:32:04,431 --> 00:32:07,017
CHASE: The question is: do you like bats?
539
00:32:09,436 --> 00:32:11,522
Still playing with dolls?
540
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:15,276
CHASE: She's a Malaysian dream warden.
541
00:32:15,484 --> 00:32:18,654
Some cultures believe she protects you
from bad dreams.
542
00:32:19,488 --> 00:32:21,699
CHASE: It's silly to you, I'm sure.
543
00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:27,955
You look so sad.
544
00:32:29,498 --> 00:32:30,833
Do you need one?
545
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:33,544
Me? No. Why would I?
546
00:32:35,963 --> 00:32:38,883
CHASE: You're not exactly what you seem,
are you?
547
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,511
What is it you really came here for?
548
00:32:44,805 --> 00:32:46,515
Yikes, time's up.
549
00:32:48,642 --> 00:32:50,394
That's usually my line.
550
00:32:50,644 --> 00:32:52,646
BRUCE: I'd love to stay here chatting...
551
00:32:52,730 --> 00:32:54,106
Would you?
552
00:32:54,982 --> 00:32:56,317
I'm not so sure.
553
00:32:57,026 --> 00:32:59,570
I must get you out of those clothes.
554
00:33:00,571 --> 00:33:01,906
Excuse me?
555
00:33:02,031 --> 00:33:03,991
BRUCE: And into a black dress.
556
00:33:04,158 --> 00:33:06,869
Tell me, Doctor, do you like the circus?
557
00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:17,421
[Trumpets blare and drums pound
dramatic circus music]
558
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,681
RINGMASTER: Ladies and gentlemen...
559
00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:30,893
... boys and girls of all ages...
560
00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:33,729
... welcome to the greatest show on earth!
561
00:33:33,896 --> 00:33:36,816
GOSSIP GERTY: Who is this beautiful
young woman you're with?
562
00:33:36,899 --> 00:33:38,317
BRUCE: Dr. Chase Meridian.
563
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,568
GOSSIP GERTY: A doctor?
564
00:33:39,652 --> 00:33:41,320
What kind of doctor?
565
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,864
RINGMASTER ON TV:
... for Gotham Children's Hospital.
566
00:33:43,948 --> 00:33:46,659
Let's thank our largest single donor:
567
00:33:47,368 --> 00:33:48,828
Bruce Wayne!
568
00:33:48,911 --> 00:33:50,579
[Applause on TV]
569
00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:53,499
RINGMASTER ON TV:
Ladies and gentlemen...
570
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:55,835
... 70 feet above the ground...
571
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:59,421
... performing feats
of unimaginable aerial skill...
572
00:34:00,047 --> 00:34:02,049
... the Flying Graysons!
573
00:34:05,886 --> 00:34:08,597
[Dramatic circus music
with rhythmic drumbeat]
574
00:34:08,681 --> 00:34:10,266
[Thunderous applause]
575
00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:30,619
[Applause and cheering continue]
576
00:34:42,715 --> 00:34:45,050
[Cries of astonishment from audience]
577
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,602
[Applause and cheering]
578
00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:57,480
Listen...
579
00:34:57,563 --> 00:35:01,358
...I'm going rock climbing this weekend.
Would you like to join me?
580
00:35:01,442 --> 00:35:02,485
Um...
581
00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:04,069
...I'd like to.
582
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,906
I love climbing. I really love it.
583
00:35:07,323 --> 00:35:08,199
But?
584
00:35:08,991 --> 00:35:10,409
I've met someone.
585
00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:14,121
That's fast work. You just moved here.
586
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:15,998
You could say he just...
587
00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:18,542
...dropped out of the sky and...
588
00:35:19,001 --> 00:35:20,085
...bang!
589
00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:23,380
I think he felt it too.
590
00:35:23,506 --> 00:35:24,715
He sure did.
591
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:25,841
What?
592
00:35:27,676 --> 00:35:28,928
Who wouldn't?
593
00:35:30,346 --> 00:35:31,806
RINGMASTER: Now...
594
00:35:33,015 --> 00:35:34,141
... Richard...
595
00:35:34,225 --> 00:35:36,101
... the youngest Flying Grayson...
596
00:35:36,185 --> 00:35:37,436
[Applause]
597
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,772
... will perform the awe-inspiring...
598
00:35:39,855 --> 00:35:41,232
... death drop...
599
00:35:41,315 --> 00:35:42,566
CROWD: Whoa!
600
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,860
RINGMASTER: ... without the safety...
601
00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:46,153
... of a net!
602
00:35:47,696 --> 00:35:48,823
[Applause]
603
00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:06,590
DAD GRAYSON: Let's go.
604
00:36:06,674 --> 00:36:08,592
MOM GRAYSON: You'll be okay.
605
00:36:11,804 --> 00:36:14,140
[Cries of astonishment from audience]
606
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,277
[Groaning]
607
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,362
[Applause and cheering]
608
00:36:35,953 --> 00:36:38,497
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
609
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,503
TWO-FACE: Ladies...
610
00:36:44,587 --> 00:36:46,130
... and gentlemen!
611
00:36:47,298 --> 00:36:50,968
Now, the new management
of the circus invites you to forget...
612
00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:53,471
... this good, wholesome fun...
613
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,348
... and join us in a celebration
of absolute chaos...
614
00:36:56,432 --> 00:36:57,975
... and true jesters!
615
00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:00,644
Bring it on!
616
00:37:01,187 --> 00:37:02,188
Now!
617
00:37:03,022 --> 00:37:05,357
[Yelling and screaming from audience]
618
00:37:07,943 --> 00:37:09,612
[Eerie cackling on TV]
619
00:37:11,113 --> 00:37:12,865
[Laughs excitedly]
620
00:37:13,782 --> 00:37:16,118
Tonight, a new act for your...
621
00:37:16,243 --> 00:37:20,206
... personal amazement.
We call it, "Massacre under the Big Top."
622
00:37:20,289 --> 00:37:21,415
[Cackles]
623
00:37:21,957 --> 00:37:24,960
TWO-FACE: Let us direct your attention
to the ring.
624
00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:28,339
Inside this harmless-looking orb are two...
625
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:31,967
... that's two hundred sticks of TNT.
626
00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:35,304
And in our innocent hand...
627
00:37:35,513 --> 00:37:37,389
... a radio detonator.
628
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,850
MAYOR: What do you want?
629
00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:41,644
Want, Mr. Mayor?
630
00:37:41,852 --> 00:37:43,771
TWO-FACE: One simple thing: Batman.
631
00:37:43,854 --> 00:37:45,856
Bruised, broken, bleeding...
632
00:37:46,023 --> 00:37:47,733
[Yells] ... in a word: dead!
633
00:37:47,817 --> 00:37:49,401
[Laughs hysterically]
634
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:53,239
Batman.
635
00:37:53,948 --> 00:37:55,950
TWO-FACE: Who do we have before us?
636
00:37:56,033 --> 00:37:57,701
[Whispers] Gotham's finest...
637
00:37:57,785 --> 00:37:58,953
... well-to-do...
638
00:37:59,036 --> 00:38:00,162
... influential.
639
00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:02,623
Surely one of you knows who Batman is.
640
00:38:02,706 --> 00:38:05,668
Hell, odds are one of you pasty-faced twits
is Batman!
641
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,253
[Screams from audience]
642
00:38:07,336 --> 00:38:09,213
You have two minutes.
643
00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:13,175
[Ticking]
644
00:38:15,803 --> 00:38:17,179
[Shouts] Harvey!
645
00:38:17,805 --> 00:38:19,223
I'm Batman!
646
00:38:20,975 --> 00:38:23,352
[Chaotic yelling and screaming]
647
00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:26,647
Bruce!
648
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,482
[Hooting and hollering]
649
00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:33,070
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
650
00:38:34,321 --> 00:38:36,157
[Chaotic yelling continues]
651
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:37,616
[Grunting]
652
00:38:38,409 --> 00:38:39,535
We can stop them.
653
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:40,995
DAD GRAYSON: Go out on the rigging.
654
00:38:41,078 --> 00:38:41,829
Be careful.
655
00:38:41,912 --> 00:38:43,122
Don't worry.
656
00:38:43,205 --> 00:38:44,915
[Grunting and groaning]
657
00:38:54,758 --> 00:38:57,761
[Dramatic instrumental music continues,
background]
658
00:38:58,053 --> 00:38:59,763
[Screams from audience]
659
00:39:01,056 --> 00:39:02,766
TWO-FACE: Go to work, boys!
660
00:39:02,850 --> 00:39:04,185
[Cackles]
661
00:39:11,692 --> 00:39:12,735
[Ticking]
662
00:39:22,787 --> 00:39:24,038
[Laughs]
663
00:39:24,747 --> 00:39:26,415
Our kind of day.
664
00:39:35,549 --> 00:39:37,802
MOM GRAYSON: Reach for it! Stop it!
665
00:39:38,636 --> 00:39:40,346
[Grunting and groaning]
666
00:39:40,638 --> 00:39:42,431
[Rapid machine-gun blasts]
667
00:39:43,432 --> 00:39:44,558
Oh, my God.
668
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,268
[Screaming]
669
00:39:46,477 --> 00:39:47,812
[Ticking]
670
00:39:52,107 --> 00:39:54,109
[Grunting and groaning]
671
00:39:57,404 --> 00:39:59,114
[Two-Face laughs]
672
00:40:03,744 --> 00:40:04,995
[Shrieks]
673
00:40:10,793 --> 00:40:11,836
[Ticking]
674
00:40:13,796 --> 00:40:14,922
[Grunts]
675
00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:23,722
[Explosion]
676
00:40:28,144 --> 00:40:31,230
[Melancholic instrumental melody plays,
background]
677
00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:43,909
[Sobs]
678
00:41:25,201 --> 00:41:28,370
It's good you took him in.
He hasn't anyone now.
679
00:41:28,537 --> 00:41:32,166
He's filled out papers all day.
He hasn't slept or eaten.
680
00:41:44,011 --> 00:41:45,763
ALFRED: Welcome, Master Grayson.
681
00:41:45,846 --> 00:41:47,014
I'm Alfred.
682
00:41:47,473 --> 00:41:49,058
How're you doing, Al?
683
00:41:50,476 --> 00:41:54,897
BRUCE: There's a room prepared for you.
But perhaps you'd like to eat first.
684
00:41:57,233 --> 00:41:59,151
Okay, I'm out of here.
685
00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:02,154
Excuse me?
686
00:42:02,238 --> 00:42:04,490
Telling that cop I'd stay here...
687
00:42:04,698 --> 00:42:07,868
...saved me a lot
of social-service interviews.
688
00:42:08,244 --> 00:42:10,746
So, no offense, but no thanks. See you.
689
00:42:11,038 --> 00:42:12,498
DICK: Take it easy.
690
00:42:24,051 --> 00:42:27,930
BRUCE: Where will you go?
The circus must be halfway to Metropolis.
691
00:42:28,097 --> 00:42:29,849
DICK: Get a fix on Two-Face.
692
00:42:29,932 --> 00:42:31,392
Then I'll kill him.
693
00:42:31,934 --> 00:42:34,562
Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away.
694
00:42:34,770 --> 00:42:36,313
BRUCE: It'll make it worse.
695
00:42:36,397 --> 00:42:38,440
Spare me the sermons, all right?
696
00:42:39,233 --> 00:42:41,777
DICK: I don't need your advice
or your charity.
697
00:42:41,861 --> 00:42:43,362
[Motorcycle engine revs]
698
00:42:43,445 --> 00:42:44,738
Nice bike.
699
00:42:44,947 --> 00:42:47,366
Hang out at a lot of biker bars?
700
00:42:49,910 --> 00:42:51,912
You're almost on empty.
701
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,458
Fill it up in the garage.
There's no gas station for miles.
702
00:43:03,299 --> 00:43:04,884
BRUCE: The pump's over here.
703
00:43:04,967 --> 00:43:07,678
DICK: Is this a garage or a car museum,
Bruce?
704
00:43:10,598 --> 00:43:11,724
DICK: Wow!
705
00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:18,355
DICK: That's a 1917 Harley.
706
00:43:18,439 --> 00:43:19,607
BRUCE: Yep.
707
00:43:19,815 --> 00:43:22,193
DICK: Indian Classic, fully restored.
708
00:43:22,985 --> 00:43:25,029
This is a Vincent Black Knight.
709
00:43:25,613 --> 00:43:27,239
They only made a hundred.
710
00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:30,117
A hundred and one, actually.
She's my favorite.
711
00:43:30,493 --> 00:43:31,994
You've got two.
712
00:43:32,161 --> 00:43:33,746
That one doesn't run.
713
00:43:34,497 --> 00:43:36,874
BRUCE: The throttle sticks on this one.
714
00:43:36,957 --> 00:43:39,168
Alfred's a good mechanic, but...
715
00:43:39,627 --> 00:43:41,587
... these need a lot of work.
716
00:43:42,129 --> 00:43:43,923
If someone were to fix them up...
717
00:43:44,006 --> 00:43:45,716
...they could keep one.
718
00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:48,886
BRUCE: Anyway...
719
00:43:48,969 --> 00:43:50,513
...have a nice trip.
720
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,932
You'll land on your feet.
721
00:43:56,352 --> 00:43:58,604
Is the young master leaving?
722
00:43:58,854 --> 00:44:00,022
Pity.
723
00:44:00,189 --> 00:44:04,026
I'll just toss this away then.
Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
724
00:44:07,613 --> 00:44:09,323
Hey, Al, wait up.
725
00:44:12,535 --> 00:44:14,912
[Soft instrumental music, background]
726
00:44:41,438 --> 00:44:43,440
[Faint sound of voices]
727
00:44:45,901 --> 00:44:48,112
[Distorted sound of gunshot]
728
00:44:54,493 --> 00:44:56,579
[Distorted sound of gunshot]
729
00:45:11,802 --> 00:45:13,512
[Thunder rumbles]
730
00:45:15,973 --> 00:45:18,058
[Priest reciting prayers]
731
00:45:37,411 --> 00:45:40,414
[Melancholic instrumental melody plays,
background]
732
00:46:02,937 --> 00:46:04,522
ALFRED: Master Bruce?
733
00:46:07,399 --> 00:46:08,901
Master Bruce?
734
00:46:09,735 --> 00:46:11,612
Just like my parents.
735
00:46:12,363 --> 00:46:14,115
It's happening again.
736
00:46:15,032 --> 00:46:18,619
A monster comes out of the night,
a scream, two shots.
737
00:46:20,538 --> 00:46:21,956
I killed them.
738
00:46:22,373 --> 00:46:24,041
What did you say?
739
00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:25,543
He killed them.
740
00:46:25,626 --> 00:46:26,836
Two-Face.
741
00:46:27,128 --> 00:46:29,380
He slaughtered that boy's parents.
742
00:46:29,547 --> 00:46:30,798
ALFRED: No, no.
743
00:46:31,257 --> 00:46:33,384
You said, "I killed them."
744
00:46:40,391 --> 00:46:42,476
[Sirens blaring in distance]
745
00:46:45,855 --> 00:46:47,481
Take care of the kid.
746
00:46:47,773 --> 00:46:49,150
Certainly, sir.
747
00:46:55,489 --> 00:46:56,657
[Footsteps]
748
00:46:57,283 --> 00:47:00,161
ALFRED: Can I help you settle in,
Master Grayson?
749
00:47:00,661 --> 00:47:01,745
DICK: No.
750
00:47:02,079 --> 00:47:04,165
Thanks, I won't be staying long.
751
00:47:04,248 --> 00:47:07,251
[Melancholic instrumental melody plays,
background]
752
00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:09,003
Is this a robin?
753
00:47:12,173 --> 00:47:15,885
My brother's wire broke once
and I swung out and grabbed him.
754
00:47:17,344 --> 00:47:19,597
DICK: My father said I was his hero.
755
00:47:20,890 --> 00:47:22,892
I flew in like a robin.
756
00:47:25,436 --> 00:47:27,605
Some hero I turned out to be.
757
00:47:28,522 --> 00:47:30,649
But your father was right.
758
00:47:30,858 --> 00:47:33,110
You are a hero. I can tell.
759
00:47:40,284 --> 00:47:43,621
Throw this away, will you?
I won't need it anymore.
760
00:47:46,248 --> 00:47:48,751
ALFRED: I think I'll just put it in here.
761
00:47:55,216 --> 00:47:57,343
Broken wings mend in time.
762
00:47:58,928 --> 00:48:01,222
One day Robin will fly again.
763
00:48:01,722 --> 00:48:02,932
I promise.
764
00:48:10,523 --> 00:48:12,566
[Batmobile engine roars]
765
00:48:16,445 --> 00:48:19,115
[Batman Forever theme song plays,
background]
766
00:48:25,287 --> 00:48:27,123
[Engines accelerate]
767
00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,709
[Thug cackles]
768
00:48:33,879 --> 00:48:35,631
[Carriage rattles]
769
00:48:44,014 --> 00:48:45,349
[Cackles]
770
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,521
[Beep]
771
00:48:51,272 --> 00:48:52,690
[Explosive blast]
772
00:48:53,941 --> 00:48:55,359
[Shrieking]
773
00:48:56,902 --> 00:48:58,696
[Roaring explosion]
774
00:49:01,907 --> 00:49:03,159
[Moans]
775
00:49:04,201 --> 00:49:05,911
[Tires squealing]
776
00:49:08,289 --> 00:49:10,958
[Fast-paced instrumental rhythm,
background]
777
00:49:14,628 --> 00:49:16,046
[Two-Face groans]
778
00:49:25,556 --> 00:49:26,891
TWO-FACE: We'll drive.
779
00:49:26,974 --> 00:49:29,101
[Rapid machine-gun blasts]
780
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:34,315
[Cackles]
781
00:49:41,155 --> 00:49:42,865
[Tires squealing]
782
00:49:47,369 --> 00:49:49,330
[Rapid machine-gun blasts]
783
00:49:49,413 --> 00:49:50,539
[Cackles]
784
00:50:01,175 --> 00:50:03,302
[Rapid machine-gun blasts]
785
00:50:06,764 --> 00:50:09,850
[Fast-paced instrumental rhythm
continues, background]
786
00:50:13,229 --> 00:50:15,105
[Mechanical clanking]
787
00:50:18,317 --> 00:50:20,361
[Batmobile engine roars]
788
00:50:25,282 --> 00:50:26,700
[Explosion]
789
00:50:28,786 --> 00:50:30,037
[Gasps]
790
00:50:32,706 --> 00:50:34,375
[Music climaxes]
791
00:50:45,594 --> 00:50:46,971
[Two-Face wails]
792
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,310
[Electronic beeping]
793
00:51:00,025 --> 00:51:01,235
The Puzzler?
794
00:51:01,318 --> 00:51:03,070
[Low-pitched buzzing]
795
00:51:03,988 --> 00:51:05,531
[Electronic beeping]
796
00:51:06,365 --> 00:51:07,616
The Gamester?
797
00:51:08,117 --> 00:51:09,994
[Low-pitched buzzing]
798
00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:16,208
Captain Kill?
799
00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:17,877
[Low-pitched buzzing]
800
00:51:20,379 --> 00:51:22,089
EDWARD: Question Mark Man?
801
00:51:22,173 --> 00:51:23,215
[Electronic beeping]
802
00:51:23,299 --> 00:51:24,800
EDWARD: No, no, no!
803
00:51:25,134 --> 00:51:26,510
[High-pitched ringing]
804
00:51:26,594 --> 00:51:27,845
[Sighs]
805
00:51:32,391 --> 00:51:34,393
[Riddler doll chuckles]
806
00:51:36,437 --> 00:51:38,355
[High-pitched ringing]
807
00:51:40,316 --> 00:51:42,651
Thank you. Thank you so much.
808
00:51:42,735 --> 00:51:44,111
[Giggling]
809
00:51:45,029 --> 00:51:47,823
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
810
00:51:49,533 --> 00:51:50,910
[Sirens blaring]
811
00:51:56,582 --> 00:51:59,376
The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...
812
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,963
...is driving us insane!
813
00:52:06,258 --> 00:52:08,010
Don't worry, baby.
814
00:52:08,093 --> 00:52:09,386
[Spice giggles]
815
00:52:09,595 --> 00:52:11,472
You'll kill him soon.
816
00:52:16,268 --> 00:52:17,645
Besides...
817
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:19,939
...I made your favorite:
818
00:52:20,064 --> 00:52:22,066
Sparkling champagne and...
819
00:52:22,608 --> 00:52:25,486
...yummy poached salmon
with little quail eggs and...
820
00:52:25,569 --> 00:52:26,946
[Two-Face moans]
821
00:52:27,029 --> 00:52:28,489
...a creamy...
822
00:52:28,572 --> 00:52:29,824
...dreamy...
823
00:52:30,157 --> 00:52:31,867
...lemon soufflé.
824
00:52:32,451 --> 00:52:34,537
No, I made your favorite:
825
00:52:34,703 --> 00:52:37,123
A charred heart of black boar...
826
00:52:37,540 --> 00:52:39,917
...a side of raw donkey meat...
827
00:52:41,293 --> 00:52:44,797
...and a Sterno and grain alcohol,
straight up, baby!
828
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,090
[AII laugh]
829
00:52:46,173 --> 00:52:47,633
TWO-FACE: Perfect!
830
00:52:47,883 --> 00:52:49,468
Ladies, you spoil us!
831
00:52:49,635 --> 00:52:52,388
We're of two minds about what to eat first.
832
00:52:52,555 --> 00:52:53,597
[Ding]
833
00:52:53,681 --> 00:52:54,598
What?
834
00:52:54,682 --> 00:52:56,600
RIDDLER: I hope you made extra.
835
00:52:56,684 --> 00:52:58,727
TWO-FACE: Who the hell are you?
836
00:52:59,353 --> 00:53:00,896
Just a friend.
837
00:53:01,188 --> 00:53:02,857
But you can call me...
838
00:53:03,524 --> 00:53:05,109
...The Riddler.
839
00:53:06,235 --> 00:53:07,403
[Riddler chuckles]
840
00:53:07,486 --> 00:53:11,365
I'll call you dead, is more like it!
How did you find us? Talk!
841
00:53:11,532 --> 00:53:16,036
But then if I talked, what would keep you
from slaying me, O Segregated One?
842
00:53:16,203 --> 00:53:19,707
That's never going to heal
if you don't stop picking.
843
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:23,294
Let's see if you bleed green.
844
00:53:23,377 --> 00:53:24,378
Harvey!
845
00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:25,546
[Spice giggles]
846
00:53:25,629 --> 00:53:27,673
It's not me you want to kill.
847
00:53:28,007 --> 00:53:31,802
That's just too easy for someone
as powerful as you and...
848
00:53:32,344 --> 00:53:33,387
...you.
849
00:53:34,221 --> 00:53:35,264
But Batman...
850
00:53:35,347 --> 00:53:36,599
[Gasps]
851
00:53:37,057 --> 00:53:39,226
[Whispers]... there's a challenge.
852
00:53:39,393 --> 00:53:41,896
Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea.
853
00:53:42,521 --> 00:53:47,401
But have you thought it through? A few
bullets, a splash of blood, then what?
854
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,737
Wet hands.
855
00:53:50,738 --> 00:53:52,865
Post-homicidal depression.
856
00:53:52,948 --> 00:53:54,325
[Whimpers]
857
00:53:57,161 --> 00:53:59,038
Why not humiliate him first?
858
00:53:59,163 --> 00:53:59,955
Yeah.
859
00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:03,709
RIDDLER: Expose his frailties.
Then, when he is at his weakest...
860
00:54:03,876 --> 00:54:05,503
[Shouts]... crush him!
861
00:54:07,755 --> 00:54:09,256
I see that...
862
00:54:09,590 --> 00:54:11,634
...sparkle in your left eye.
863
00:54:11,717 --> 00:54:12,968
[Two-Face chuckles]
864
00:54:13,052 --> 00:54:15,387
[Whispers] I can help you get Batman.
865
00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:19,934
That is, if you'II...
866
00:54:20,184 --> 00:54:22,895
...spare my life for just a few moments.
867
00:54:25,272 --> 00:54:26,690
[Two-Face grunts]
868
00:54:32,113 --> 00:54:33,364
[Sighs]
869
00:54:34,406 --> 00:54:35,741
Thank you.
870
00:54:36,450 --> 00:54:40,955
I love what you've done with this place.
Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.
871
00:54:42,748 --> 00:54:44,083
Beautiful.
872
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:46,460
It's so dark and Gothic and...
873
00:54:46,961 --> 00:54:49,046
...disgustingly decadent.
874
00:54:49,130 --> 00:54:50,506
[Riddler snarls]
875
00:54:50,798 --> 00:54:53,342
RIDDLER: Yet so bright and chipper and...
876
00:54:55,094 --> 00:54:56,637
...conservative.
877
00:54:56,929 --> 00:54:58,264
[Whistles]
878
00:55:00,641 --> 00:55:02,226
RIDDLER: It's so you!
879
00:55:03,102 --> 00:55:04,770
[Sings] And yet, so you!
880
00:55:04,854 --> 00:55:05,980
[Chuckles]
881
00:55:07,314 --> 00:55:10,901
Very few people are both a summer
and a winter, but...
882
00:55:12,153 --> 00:55:14,113
...but you pull it off nicely.
883
00:55:14,196 --> 00:55:15,239
[Gunshot]
884
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:18,159
What's the point?
885
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,581
[Shouts] Has anyone ever told you, you
have a serious impulse-control problem?
886
00:55:23,873 --> 00:55:25,082
[Gun clicks]
887
00:55:25,332 --> 00:55:27,084
This is the point.
888
00:55:29,003 --> 00:55:30,921
[Electronic scanning sounds]
889
00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:37,261
[Fast-paced instrumental beat, background]
890
00:55:39,805 --> 00:55:41,849
This is how I found you.
891
00:55:42,266 --> 00:55:43,642
Let me demonstrate.
892
00:55:43,726 --> 00:55:44,768
[Zap]
893
00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:46,562
[Gasping]
894
00:55:50,024 --> 00:55:52,318
This is your brain on The Box.
895
00:55:52,526 --> 00:55:54,236
This is my brain on The Box.
896
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,739
[Shrieks] Does anyone else feel
like a fried egg?
897
00:55:56,822 --> 00:55:58,032
I'll have more.
898
00:55:58,115 --> 00:55:59,158
[Pop]
899
00:55:59,241 --> 00:56:02,328
There's more. But only the first one's free.
900
00:56:03,204 --> 00:56:04,830
Here's the bargain:
901
00:56:04,997 --> 00:56:07,666
You'll help me steal production capital...
902
00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:10,669
...so I can put a Box on every TV in town...
903
00:56:10,836 --> 00:56:14,507
...and become Gotham's cleverest,
carbon-based life form!
904
00:56:15,883 --> 00:56:17,551
And in return...
905
00:56:19,512 --> 00:56:21,847
Is everybody paying attention?
906
00:56:22,056 --> 00:56:24,934
[Whispers] I will help you solve
the greatest riddle of all.
907
00:56:25,017 --> 00:56:27,144
The mother of all riddles:
908
00:56:28,687 --> 00:56:30,022
Who is...
909
00:56:30,523 --> 00:56:31,899
...Batman?
910
00:56:33,901 --> 00:56:36,070
You broke into our hideout.
911
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,948
You violated the sanctity of our lair.
912
00:56:39,031 --> 00:56:41,700
We should crush your bones into powder.
913
00:56:41,867 --> 00:56:44,161
But you pose an interesting proposition.
914
00:56:44,245 --> 00:56:48,541
Therefore, heads: we accept,
and tails: we blow your damn head off.
915
00:56:54,088 --> 00:56:56,590
[People yelling and chattering excitedly]
916
00:56:58,759 --> 00:57:00,761
[Two-Face laughs hysterically]
917
00:57:04,056 --> 00:57:05,516
Here's a good one.
918
00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:07,184
TWO-FACE: No, no, no!
919
00:57:07,893 --> 00:57:09,728
There is a good one.
920
00:57:11,230 --> 00:57:15,276
- Leave that. I'll attend to it.
- I'm not used to being waited on.
921
00:57:40,593 --> 00:57:42,052
[Gasps] Don't shoot me!
922
00:57:42,136 --> 00:57:44,555
THUG: Don't eyeball me! Give me that!
923
00:57:44,638 --> 00:57:46,557
[Yelling and fighting]
924
00:57:47,975 --> 00:57:50,561
RIDDLER: Two-Face, show me how
to punch a guy!
925
00:57:50,644 --> 00:57:53,898
It's dead simple, my boy.
Ball up your fist, reach back...
926
00:57:53,981 --> 00:57:55,691
...and assert yourself.
927
00:57:57,318 --> 00:57:59,570
That looks fun. Let me try.
928
00:58:00,154 --> 00:58:03,616
Ball up the fist, reach way back...
assert yourself.
929
00:58:03,908 --> 00:58:04,992
Ow!
930
00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:08,454
[Fast-paced instrumental beat continues,
background]
931
00:58:08,621 --> 00:58:11,707
RIDDLER: One hundred thousand,
two hundred and twenty.
932
00:58:12,124 --> 00:58:13,626
One hundred and...
933
00:58:13,793 --> 00:58:15,294
[Shouts] I lost count!
934
00:58:15,377 --> 00:58:16,712
[Giggles excitedly]
935
00:58:16,921 --> 00:58:19,548
FEMALE NEWSCASTER ON TV:
Last night another robbery...
936
00:58:19,632 --> 00:58:21,717
... perpetrated by
the Green-Suited Menace...
937
00:58:21,801 --> 00:58:25,387
... resulting in millions in diamonds stolen,
with no sign of Batman.
938
00:58:25,471 --> 00:58:28,974
MALE NEWSCASTER: Teamed with
Two-Face, this new criminal's pattern...
939
00:58:29,058 --> 00:58:33,270
... of marking his crimes with puzzles
has Gothamites calling him The Riddler.
940
00:58:33,354 --> 00:58:36,524
Apparently, you and Batman
have a common enemy.
941
00:58:37,191 --> 00:58:39,193
That was with the morning mail.
942
00:58:41,278 --> 00:58:43,239
ALFRED: "The eight of us go forth,
not back.
943
00:58:43,322 --> 00:58:45,950
"To protect our king from the foe's attack."
944
00:58:47,326 --> 00:58:48,285
Chess pawns.
945
00:58:48,369 --> 00:58:49,453
Clock.
946
00:58:49,662 --> 00:58:50,371
Matches.
947
00:58:50,454 --> 00:58:52,289
All physical, man-made objects.
948
00:58:52,373 --> 00:58:54,708
ALFRED: Small in size, light in weight.
949
00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:56,168
What's the connection?
950
00:58:56,252 --> 00:59:00,047
ALFRED: With all due respect,
that's why they call him The Riddler.
951
00:59:00,548 --> 00:59:02,258
[Rattling and grunting]
952
00:59:02,633 --> 00:59:04,343
ALFRED: May I help you?
953
00:59:04,635 --> 00:59:06,887
Why is this the only locked door?
954
00:59:07,388 --> 00:59:09,140
What's back there?
955
00:59:09,306 --> 00:59:11,433
Master Wayne's dead wives.
956
00:59:12,726 --> 00:59:14,812
The silver closet. On your way.
957
00:59:18,399 --> 00:59:20,985
EDWARD: Now, you can be part
of the action!
958
00:59:21,068 --> 00:59:22,987
[Upbeat instrumental music, background]
959
00:59:23,070 --> 00:59:27,032
Nygma Tech brings the joy
of 3-D entertainment into your home!
960
00:59:27,324 --> 00:59:30,161
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you...
961
00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:32,329
... my vision.
962
00:59:33,664 --> 00:59:36,250
The Box in every home in America...
963
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:38,335
... and one day, the world!
964
00:59:38,419 --> 00:59:39,670
[Crowd shouting]
965
00:59:39,753 --> 00:59:43,048
FEMALE NEWSCASTER ON TV:
In local news, Edward Nygma's 3-D Box...
966
00:59:43,132 --> 00:59:45,092
... has become the rage of Gotham.
967
00:59:45,176 --> 00:59:49,263
Rioting occurred last night
at electronic stores that were sold out.
968
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,975
There is hardly a home
without the Nygma Tech Box.
969
00:59:53,726 --> 00:59:56,812
Critics claim The Box turns Gothamites
into zombies.
970
00:59:57,021 --> 00:59:58,731
But Edward Nygma just shrugs.
971
00:59:58,814 --> 01:00:01,817
"That's what they said
when TV was invented. "
972
01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:03,819
[Zapping and popping sounds]
973
01:00:10,785 --> 01:00:13,537
[Eerie instrumental music, background]
974
01:00:30,179 --> 01:00:32,097
[Riddler chuckles and gasps]
975
01:00:44,985 --> 01:00:46,529
ALFRED: Master Dick!
976
01:00:47,738 --> 01:00:48,989
DICK: Up here.
977
01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:51,992
Just checking, young sir.
978
01:00:57,289 --> 01:00:58,415
Now!
979
01:01:12,471 --> 01:01:13,806
[Yelling]
980
01:01:15,349 --> 01:01:16,475
[Clanking]
981
01:01:17,518 --> 01:01:18,644
[Groaning]
982
01:01:21,105 --> 01:01:23,774
LOUDSPEAKER:
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
983
01:01:32,783 --> 01:01:35,327
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
984
01:01:51,677 --> 01:01:54,680
CHASE: I have something for you.
It's on the table.
985
01:01:55,222 --> 01:01:56,807
I hope you like it.
986
01:02:07,610 --> 01:02:09,779
Call it clinical intuition.
987
01:02:10,654 --> 01:02:13,115
I thought your dreams needed changing.
988
01:02:16,285 --> 01:02:18,662
My parents were murdered before me...
989
01:02:18,871 --> 01:02:20,539
...when I was a kid.
990
01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:24,877
I don't...
991
01:02:25,419 --> 01:02:28,339
...remember a lot of what happened, but...
992
01:02:29,882 --> 01:02:33,052
...what I do comes to me in my dreams.
Flashes.
993
01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:37,681
There's a new element now, though,
I haven't seen before.
994
01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:40,059
It's a red leather book.
995
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,312
Something else...
996
01:02:43,562 --> 01:02:46,357
BRUCE: My dreams come to me
when I'm awake now.
997
01:02:47,691 --> 01:02:50,694
Bruce, you're describing
repressed memories.
998
01:02:51,487 --> 01:02:54,949
CHASE: Images of a forgotten pain
that's trying to surface.
999
01:02:55,741 --> 01:02:57,368
[Tea-kettle hisses]
1000
01:02:58,035 --> 01:02:59,829
I'll be right back.
1001
01:03:20,015 --> 01:03:24,186
Is it possible there's an aspect
of your parents' death you haven't faced?
1002
01:03:24,353 --> 01:03:26,689
You were so young when it happened.
1003
01:03:28,107 --> 01:03:30,317
Maybe I should leave you two alone.
1004
01:03:31,694 --> 01:03:35,281
BRUCE: This goes way beyond taking
your work home, doesn't it?
1005
01:03:38,534 --> 01:03:39,952
CHASE: All right.
1006
01:03:41,704 --> 01:03:43,622
I think he's fascinating.
1007
01:03:44,290 --> 01:03:45,541
Clinically.
1008
01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:47,751
Why does a man do this?
1009
01:03:48,961 --> 01:03:51,464
It's as if he's cursed to pay a penance.
1010
01:03:51,630 --> 01:03:55,759
What crime could he have committed
to deserve a life of nightly torture?
1011
01:03:56,969 --> 01:03:58,637
It's more than just...
1012
01:03:59,555 --> 01:04:02,349
...professional interest, isn't it, Chase?
1013
01:04:03,309 --> 01:04:05,019
Bruce, are you jealous?
1014
01:04:05,769 --> 01:04:06,854
BRUCE: No.
1015
01:04:07,855 --> 01:04:10,149
I can't be jealous of Batman.
1016
01:04:11,525 --> 01:04:14,528
I want to be close,
but you won't let me near.
1017
01:04:16,363 --> 01:04:18,449
What are you protecting me from?
1018
01:04:19,825 --> 01:04:21,827
BRUCE: Do you want to know me?
1019
01:04:22,369 --> 01:04:24,330
Do you want to know who I am?
1020
01:04:26,248 --> 01:04:27,500
I guess...
1021
01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:30,252
...we're all two people.
1022
01:04:31,712 --> 01:04:35,049
BRUCE: The one in daylight,
and the one we keep in shadow.
1023
01:04:36,008 --> 01:04:37,259
Rage...
1024
01:04:37,510 --> 01:04:38,886
...violence...
1025
01:04:40,095 --> 01:04:41,263
...passion.
1026
01:04:42,389 --> 01:04:44,141
[Wristwatch beeps]
1027
01:04:45,518 --> 01:04:46,727
Excuse me.
1028
01:04:48,395 --> 01:04:49,563
I'm busy.
1029
01:04:49,730 --> 01:04:53,901
I'm sorry to bother you.
I have some distressing news about Dick.
1030
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,444
Is he okay?
1031
01:04:55,528 --> 01:04:58,447
I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling.
1032
01:04:59,490 --> 01:05:00,950
BRUCE: He ran away?
1033
01:05:01,033 --> 01:05:03,160
ALFRED: Actually, he took the car.
1034
01:05:04,411 --> 01:05:05,913
He boosted the Jag?
1035
01:05:06,288 --> 01:05:07,540
Not the Jaguar.
1036
01:05:07,706 --> 01:05:09,083
The other car.
1037
01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:10,292
The Bentley?
1038
01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:11,627
ALFRED: No, sir.
1039
01:05:11,710 --> 01:05:13,254
The other car.
1040
01:05:16,048 --> 01:05:17,883
[Rock music blares, background]
1041
01:05:17,967 --> 01:05:19,218
[Tires squeal]
1042
01:05:20,386 --> 01:05:21,887
[Hoots and hollers]
1043
01:05:26,725 --> 01:05:28,602
[Crowd jeering and taunting]
1044
01:05:32,523 --> 01:05:34,150
[Rock music continues]
1045
01:05:37,403 --> 01:05:39,488
[Jeering and taunting continue]
1046
01:05:44,869 --> 01:05:47,788
Come for a little ride
in my love machine, babies?
1047
01:05:47,872 --> 01:05:49,290
[Hollering]
1048
01:05:53,377 --> 01:05:54,795
It's Batman!
1049
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,672
WOMAN 1: Open up, Batman.
1050
01:05:58,340 --> 01:05:59,341
WOMAN 1: Wait!
1051
01:05:59,425 --> 01:06:00,885
That's not Batman!
1052
01:06:00,968 --> 01:06:02,344
What do you mean?
1053
01:06:02,428 --> 01:06:03,554
WOMAN 2: That's Batboy!
1054
01:06:03,637 --> 01:06:04,722
[AII laugh]
1055
01:06:04,805 --> 01:06:06,307
It ain't the Bat!
1056
01:06:06,390 --> 01:06:07,641
[Girl screams]
1057
01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:11,937
[Batmobile engine roars]
1058
01:06:20,112 --> 01:06:21,614
[Chaotic hollering]
1059
01:06:28,287 --> 01:06:29,413
DICK: Hey!
1060
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,998
Let her go!
1061
01:06:31,081 --> 01:06:34,001
[Crowd snickers and groans sarcastically]
1062
01:06:36,879 --> 01:06:38,422
[Girl gasps and sobs]
1063
01:06:38,756 --> 01:06:40,424
Who the hell are you?
1064
01:06:40,925 --> 01:06:42,134
I'm Batman.
1065
01:06:42,218 --> 01:06:43,803
[Hysterical laughter]
1066
01:06:44,386 --> 01:06:46,639
I forgot my suit, all right?
1067
01:06:52,978 --> 01:06:54,980
[Grunting and groaning]
1068
01:07:16,210 --> 01:07:18,045
[Crazy Eddie grunts]
1069
01:07:20,339 --> 01:07:22,341
[Grunting and groaning]
1070
01:07:24,510 --> 01:07:25,719
[Girl gasps]
1071
01:07:26,846 --> 01:07:28,347
Come on, run!
1072
01:07:28,639 --> 01:07:30,933
Doesn't Batman ever kiss the girl?
1073
01:07:33,352 --> 01:07:34,103
DICK: Go!
1074
01:07:34,186 --> 01:07:36,105
GIRL: Thanks, you saved my life!
1075
01:07:36,188 --> 01:07:39,191
I could definitely get
into this superhero gig.
1076
01:07:39,358 --> 01:07:40,734
[Whistles]
1077
01:07:44,405 --> 01:07:46,115
[Riotous yelling]
1078
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,592
CRAZY EDDIE: Batman!
1079
01:08:04,675 --> 01:08:07,595
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1080
01:08:18,355 --> 01:08:19,648
Bastard!
1081
01:08:20,024 --> 01:08:21,942
DICK: It should've been you!
1082
01:08:22,193 --> 01:08:25,654
[Gasps] If you had told Two-Face
who you were at the circus...
1083
01:08:25,738 --> 01:08:27,740
...they'd still be alive!
1084
01:08:30,868 --> 01:08:34,914
If Bruce Wayne could've given his life
for your family, he would have.
1085
01:08:34,997 --> 01:08:36,165
[Dick gasps]
1086
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,215
DICK: All I can think about every day
is getting Two-Face.
1087
01:08:45,257 --> 01:08:47,092
He took my whole life.
1088
01:08:49,386 --> 01:08:51,305
When I was out there tonight...
1089
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:53,641
...I imagined it was him I was fighting...
1090
01:08:53,724 --> 01:08:55,893
...even when I was fighting you...
1091
01:08:57,019 --> 01:08:58,813
...and the pain went away.
1092
01:09:00,272 --> 01:09:01,774
Do you understand?
1093
01:09:01,941 --> 01:09:03,359
BRUCE: Yes, I do.
1094
01:09:03,651 --> 01:09:04,652
Good.
1095
01:09:05,111 --> 01:09:07,071
You must help me find him.
1096
01:09:07,947 --> 01:09:09,365
DICK: When we do...
1097
01:09:09,448 --> 01:09:11,408
... I'm the one who kills him.
1098
01:09:12,785 --> 01:09:15,287
So, you're willing to take a life?
1099
01:09:16,247 --> 01:09:18,290
DICK: As long as it's Two-Face.
1100
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,254
BRUCE: Then it will happen this way:
1101
01:09:24,463 --> 01:09:26,006
You make the kill.
1102
01:09:27,466 --> 01:09:30,594
But your pain doesn't die with Harvey,
it grows.
1103
01:09:30,761 --> 01:09:34,598
So you run into the night
to find another face, and another...
1104
01:09:35,141 --> 01:09:36,851
... and another...
1105
01:09:37,351 --> 01:09:40,771
... until one terrible morning
you wake up and realize...
1106
01:09:40,938 --> 01:09:43,607
...that revenge has become
your whole life...
1107
01:09:44,108 --> 01:09:45,860
...and you won't know why.
1108
01:09:47,111 --> 01:09:48,946
You can't understand.
1109
01:09:49,447 --> 01:09:51,824
Your family wasn't killed by a maniac.
1110
01:09:53,075 --> 01:09:54,660
Yes, they were.
1111
01:09:55,870 --> 01:09:57,496
BRUCE: We're the same.
1112
01:09:57,788 --> 01:10:01,750
If we're the same, help me.
Train me, let me be your partner.
1113
01:10:04,503 --> 01:10:05,588
No.
1114
01:10:06,046 --> 01:10:07,339
I can't.
1115
01:10:08,132 --> 01:10:10,134
BRUCE: You still have a choice.
1116
01:10:10,885 --> 01:10:12,094
Look, Bruce...
1117
01:10:12,303 --> 01:10:15,222
...I'm a part of this, whether you like it
or not.
1118
01:10:25,107 --> 01:10:27,193
[Lounge music plays, background]
1119
01:10:27,902 --> 01:10:29,987
[Scattered conversations]
1120
01:10:32,865 --> 01:10:36,535
NEWSCASTER: Tonight
all of Gotham society has turned out...
1121
01:10:36,619 --> 01:10:40,122
... for Edward Nygma's gala unveiling
of his New Improved Box.
1122
01:10:41,665 --> 01:10:42,833
Thanks, Al.
1123
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,084
My pleasure, sir.
1124
01:10:44,168 --> 01:10:47,004
NEWSCASTER: They'll be dining
and dancing the night away...
1125
01:10:47,087 --> 01:10:49,882
... on the glamorous roof
of the Ritz Gotham.
1126
01:10:51,008 --> 01:10:53,803
[Upbeat instrumental music, background]
1127
01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:05,314
REPORTER 1: What's it like to have
your face on the cover of every magazine?
1128
01:11:05,689 --> 01:11:10,319
GOSSIP GERTY: How does it feel to be
the city's newest, most-eligible bachelor?
1129
01:11:11,028 --> 01:11:12,738
Gotham must know!
1130
01:11:13,697 --> 01:11:15,533
There's Bruce Wayne!
1131
01:11:16,534 --> 01:11:18,119
GOSSIP GERTY: Brucie!
1132
01:11:19,036 --> 01:11:21,163
SUGAR: Oh, Eddie, he is too cute!
1133
01:11:22,748 --> 01:11:25,042
How come you don't look so good
in that suit?
1134
01:11:25,126 --> 01:11:27,461
Shut up. You're here to work!
1135
01:11:28,170 --> 01:11:29,338
How's my mole?
1136
01:11:29,421 --> 01:11:30,381
Fine.
1137
01:11:30,464 --> 01:11:32,925
REPORTER 2: What about rumors
of a Nygma Tech takeover...
1138
01:11:33,008 --> 01:11:34,051
...of Wayne Enterprises?
1139
01:11:34,135 --> 01:11:37,680
GOSSIP GERTY: Nygma Tech stock is
outselling Wayne Enterprises two to one.
1140
01:11:37,763 --> 01:11:39,974
Are you yesterday's news, Bruce?
1141
01:11:40,057 --> 01:11:41,350
EDWARD: Yes, yes, yes...
1142
01:11:41,433 --> 01:11:43,018
Bruce, old man.
1143
01:11:43,561 --> 01:11:48,441
The press wonders what it's like
to be outsold, outclassed, out-coifed and...
1144
01:11:49,191 --> 01:11:51,360
...generally outdone in every way.
1145
01:11:52,194 --> 01:11:54,280
Hello, Edward. Congratulations.
1146
01:11:54,738 --> 01:11:56,782
Great party. Nice suit.
1147
01:11:57,408 --> 01:11:58,826
Wit. Good.
1148
01:12:00,286 --> 01:12:01,495
EDWARD: And you are?
1149
01:12:01,579 --> 01:12:02,496
Chase.
1150
01:12:04,248 --> 01:12:06,959
And what a grand pursuit you must be.
1151
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,672
I'm Bruce Wayne, Miss...?
1152
01:12:11,755 --> 01:12:12,798
[Giggles]
1153
01:12:13,174 --> 01:12:15,718
You can call me anything you want.
1154
01:12:17,595 --> 01:12:19,555
EDWARD: Ladies and gentlemen...
1155
01:12:19,638 --> 01:12:21,182
...the future!
1156
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,936
My New Improved Box offers
fully-interactive holographic fantasies.
1157
01:12:38,616 --> 01:12:40,701
[Crowd gasps in astonishment]
1158
01:12:46,248 --> 01:12:48,876
Edward, you're dashing and a genius.
1159
01:12:50,002 --> 01:12:52,630
How do you create these images, hon?
1160
01:12:53,172 --> 01:12:55,758
That, my dear, is my little secret.
1161
01:12:58,052 --> 01:13:00,054
[Applause and cheering]
1162
01:13:03,307 --> 01:13:05,267
Fully-interactive holographs.
1163
01:13:05,434 --> 01:13:08,938
BRUCE: Only a high-frequency
carrier wave, beamed into the brain...
1164
01:13:09,021 --> 01:13:10,689
...could create such images.
1165
01:13:10,773 --> 01:13:12,817
And you wish you thought of it.
1166
01:13:13,275 --> 01:13:15,277
EDWARD: Don't be a sore loser.
1167
01:13:15,444 --> 01:13:17,530
Step inside. Give it a try.
1168
01:13:19,949 --> 01:13:23,619
If you can introduce images into the mind,
what stops you from...
1169
01:13:23,786 --> 01:13:26,205
...extracting images out of the mind?
1170
01:13:26,288 --> 01:13:27,331
Oh...
1171
01:13:28,124 --> 01:13:30,709
Too timid to try my machine? Just say so.
1172
01:13:34,213 --> 01:13:35,548
Shall we dance?
1173
01:13:38,759 --> 01:13:40,594
[Waltz melody plays]
1174
01:13:56,735 --> 01:13:58,446
SUGAR: Naughty, naughty.
1175
01:13:59,321 --> 01:14:00,906
Looking for something?
1176
01:14:01,073 --> 01:14:03,951
I was just wondering how you turn it off.
1177
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:08,664
Clever.
1178
01:14:09,665 --> 01:14:10,666
Thanks.
1179
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:12,168
My pleasure.
1180
01:14:26,056 --> 01:14:28,142
[Scattered conversations]
1181
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:34,648
[Ding]
1182
01:14:39,195 --> 01:14:40,237
[Zap]
1183
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:43,449
COMPUTER: Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
1184
01:14:44,617 --> 01:14:45,826
Relax.
1185
01:14:45,910 --> 01:14:48,120
[Computer speaks in a slow,
hypnotic voice]
1186
01:14:48,204 --> 01:14:49,789
Tell me your...
1187
01:14:50,623 --> 01:14:51,957
... dreams.
1188
01:14:53,626 --> 01:14:54,960
Tell me...
1189
01:14:55,127 --> 01:14:56,879
... your fantasies.
1190
01:14:58,547 --> 01:15:00,424
Tell me your secrets.
1191
01:15:03,052 --> 01:15:04,386
Tell me...
1192
01:15:05,554 --> 01:15:07,306
... your deepest...
1193
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,891
... darkest...
1194
01:15:09,225 --> 01:15:10,559
... fears.
1195
01:15:20,111 --> 01:15:21,821
[Chaotic yelling]
1196
01:15:23,823 --> 01:15:25,199
[Gunshots]
1197
01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:27,201
[Smashing]
1198
01:15:27,743 --> 01:15:29,161
No, no, no!
1199
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:34,458
[Screaming]
1200
01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:38,170
[Cackles]
1201
01:15:41,257 --> 01:15:42,758
TWO-FACE: Relax, folks!
1202
01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:45,928
It's only an old-fashioned, low-tech stickup!
1203
01:15:46,262 --> 01:15:48,264
We're interested in the basics:
1204
01:15:48,389 --> 01:15:50,558
Cash, jewelry, cellular telephones.
1205
01:15:50,641 --> 01:15:51,851
[Chaotic screaming]
1206
01:15:51,934 --> 01:15:55,604
Hand them over nice and quietly,
and no one will be hurt!
1207
01:16:00,609 --> 01:16:02,361
Emergency, Alfred.
1208
01:16:03,112 --> 01:16:04,530
ALFRED: Yes, sir.
1209
01:16:06,407 --> 01:16:08,200
EDWARD: Be calm, everybody!
1210
01:16:08,284 --> 01:16:09,702
Just stay calm!
1211
01:16:09,869 --> 01:16:11,245
Excuse me!
1212
01:16:14,623 --> 01:16:17,209
EDWARD: You're ruining my big party!
Are you insane?
1213
01:16:17,293 --> 01:16:18,335
[Gulps]
1214
01:16:18,627 --> 01:16:21,130
We're sick of waiting for you
to deliver Batman.
1215
01:16:21,213 --> 01:16:23,299
Patience, O Bifurcated One.
1216
01:16:23,424 --> 01:16:25,551
[Yells] Patience, hell! We want him dead!
1217
01:16:25,634 --> 01:16:28,929
And nothing brings out the Batman
like a little murder and mayhem!
1218
01:16:29,013 --> 01:16:29,847
[Giggles]
1219
01:16:29,930 --> 01:16:32,057
You could have let me in on the caper.
1220
01:16:32,141 --> 01:16:35,895
We could have organized it, planned it,
pre-sold the movie rights!
1221
01:16:35,978 --> 01:16:37,062
Ha!
1222
01:16:38,147 --> 01:16:39,398
[Crash]
1223
01:16:40,524 --> 01:16:41,776
Batman!
1224
01:16:49,909 --> 01:16:52,328
Your entrance was good, his was better.
1225
01:16:55,539 --> 01:16:57,541
[Grunting and groaning]
1226
01:17:00,669 --> 01:17:01,921
The difference?
1227
01:17:02,004 --> 01:17:03,464
Showmanship!
1228
01:17:03,547 --> 01:17:05,257
[Grunting and groaning]
1229
01:17:06,550 --> 01:17:08,260
[Chaotic yelling]
1230
01:17:11,013 --> 01:17:12,473
DICK: Emergency, Alfred.
1231
01:17:12,556 --> 01:17:14,058
ALFRED: Oh, sir...
1232
01:17:14,433 --> 01:17:16,435
I could be fired for this.
1233
01:17:17,478 --> 01:17:20,397
Perhaps they'll have me back
at Buckingham Palace.
1234
01:17:20,481 --> 01:17:24,068
[Chaotic yelling and screaming,
grunting and groaning]
1235
01:17:32,284 --> 01:17:34,537
All right, boys! Phase Two!
1236
01:17:38,791 --> 01:17:40,584
My place, midnight.
1237
01:17:45,881 --> 01:17:47,216
[Cackles]
1238
01:17:52,096 --> 01:17:53,430
[Cackles]
1239
01:18:02,148 --> 01:18:03,274
[Gunshots]
1240
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:06,110
[Hoots and hollers]
1241
01:18:09,071 --> 01:18:11,991
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1242
01:18:22,334 --> 01:18:24,086
[Two-Face cackles]
1243
01:18:34,597 --> 01:18:36,348
[Two-Face cackles]
1244
01:18:46,567 --> 01:18:47,693
[Hissing]
1245
01:18:52,823 --> 01:18:54,992
Nothing like a bad case of gas!
1246
01:18:55,868 --> 01:18:57,161
[Gunshot]
1247
01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:04,210
[Flames roaring]
1248
01:19:09,507 --> 01:19:11,300
[Two-Face cackling]
1249
01:19:12,551 --> 01:19:14,261
[Hooting and hollering]
1250
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:19,975
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1251
01:19:27,858 --> 01:19:30,027
[Shrieks] Why can't you just die?
1252
01:19:30,319 --> 01:19:32,279
[Repeated machine-gun blasts]
1253
01:19:35,449 --> 01:19:37,326
[Thunderous crashing]
1254
01:19:44,375 --> 01:19:45,709
[Cackles]
1255
01:20:08,941 --> 01:20:11,861
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1256
01:20:22,621 --> 01:20:23,706
Hi.
1257
01:20:24,748 --> 01:20:26,750
[Dick breathes heavily]
1258
01:20:30,629 --> 01:20:32,256
What were you doing?
1259
01:20:32,423 --> 01:20:35,217
You got a real gratitude problem,
you know that?
1260
01:20:35,301 --> 01:20:37,887
I need a name. Batboy? Knight Wing?
1261
01:20:38,429 --> 01:20:40,598
What's a good sidekick name?
1262
01:20:40,806 --> 01:20:42,892
"Dick Grayson, college student."
1263
01:20:42,975 --> 01:20:44,185
DICK: Screw you!
1264
01:20:44,268 --> 01:20:46,312
I saved your life. You owe me.
1265
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:48,731
You're going to get yourself killed.
1266
01:20:48,939 --> 01:20:50,191
I'm your new partner.
1267
01:20:50,274 --> 01:20:51,317
No!
1268
01:20:51,942 --> 01:20:56,489
Whenever you go out at night, I'll be
watching. Where Batman goes, I'll go.
1269
01:20:56,655 --> 01:20:58,532
How will you stop me?
1270
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:00,743
I can stop you.
1271
01:21:03,954 --> 01:21:04,997
Al...
1272
01:21:05,331 --> 01:21:07,374
Hang this next to the Batsuit...
1273
01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:09,001
...where it belongs.
1274
01:21:13,506 --> 01:21:15,508
BRUCE: You're encouraging him.
1275
01:21:16,675 --> 01:21:20,346
Young men with a mind for revenge
need little encouragement.
1276
01:21:20,638 --> 01:21:22,348
They need guidance.
1277
01:21:23,808 --> 01:21:28,145
ALFRED: You, above all, should know
the consequences of the life you choose.
1278
01:21:35,778 --> 01:21:38,531
Even Chase calls being Batman a curse.
1279
01:21:39,323 --> 01:21:42,243
ALFRED: Perhaps the lady is just
what the doctor ordered.
1280
01:21:42,326 --> 01:21:44,453
She seems lovely and wise.
1281
01:21:45,246 --> 01:21:47,623
BRUCE: I've never been in love before.
1282
01:21:48,249 --> 01:21:49,625
Go to her.
1283
01:21:51,168 --> 01:21:52,837
Tell her how you feel.
1284
01:21:53,045 --> 01:21:55,589
She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne.
1285
01:21:56,382 --> 01:21:57,716
Let her decide.
1286
01:22:18,654 --> 01:22:21,365
[Soft instrumental music, background]
1287
01:22:49,477 --> 01:22:50,978
[Chase gasps]
1288
01:22:51,771 --> 01:22:53,189
CHASE: I'm sorry.
1289
01:22:55,232 --> 01:22:57,067
I can't believe this.
1290
01:22:57,860 --> 01:23:01,071
I've imagined this moment
since I first saw you.
1291
01:23:01,405 --> 01:23:02,865
Your eyes...
1292
01:23:03,783 --> 01:23:05,284
...your lips...
1293
01:23:06,786 --> 01:23:08,162
...your body.
1294
01:23:10,331 --> 01:23:12,208
CHASE: Now I have you and...
1295
01:23:13,918 --> 01:23:16,587
...I'm wishing you were somebody else.
1296
01:23:18,756 --> 01:23:19,799
[Sighs]
1297
01:23:22,092 --> 01:23:24,762
I guess a girl has to grow up sometime.
1298
01:23:26,889 --> 01:23:28,599
CHASE: I've met someone.
1299
01:23:34,355 --> 01:23:35,731
He's not you.
1300
01:23:38,150 --> 01:23:40,236
I hope you can understand.
1301
01:23:45,574 --> 01:23:47,076
I understand.
1302
01:23:52,164 --> 01:23:53,374
Well...
1303
01:24:02,299 --> 01:24:03,509
[Zoom]
1304
01:24:09,265 --> 01:24:10,933
[Two-Face wails]
1305
01:24:15,521 --> 01:24:17,523
That's just what I said.
1306
01:24:18,274 --> 01:24:20,901
Then I taught my doggie a new trick:
1307
01:24:21,694 --> 01:24:23,696
How to map the human mind.
1308
01:24:23,946 --> 01:24:27,575
Would you like to see
what Bruce Wayne has in his head?
1309
01:24:30,786 --> 01:24:31,829
[Hollers]
1310
01:24:41,422 --> 01:24:43,007
Riddle me this:
1311
01:24:43,883 --> 01:24:45,634
What kind of man...
1312
01:24:45,801 --> 01:24:47,887
...has bats on the brain?
1313
01:24:47,970 --> 01:24:49,889
[Two-Face howls and cackles]
1314
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:54,310
- Go ahead. You can say it.
- You're a genius.
1315
01:24:54,477 --> 01:24:55,811
Oh, stop.
1316
01:24:55,895 --> 01:24:57,146
[Both giggle]
1317
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:01,442
BRUCE: So, from this day on...
1318
01:25:01,984 --> 01:25:03,819
...Batman is no more.
1319
01:25:06,155 --> 01:25:07,823
DICK: You can't just quit.
1320
01:25:07,907 --> 01:25:11,243
There's monsters out there.
Batman has to protect the innocent.
1321
01:25:11,327 --> 01:25:15,080
BRUCE: I've dedicated my life to helping
strangers I've never met.
1322
01:25:15,456 --> 01:25:17,374
Faces I've never seen.
1323
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:19,001
BRUCE: Well...
1324
01:25:19,460 --> 01:25:21,962
...the innocent aren't faceless anymore.
1325
01:25:22,838 --> 01:25:25,758
You can't tell me what to do
with the rest of my life.
1326
01:25:25,841 --> 01:25:28,928
My dad told me that every man goes
his own way.
1327
01:25:29,053 --> 01:25:31,096
DICK: My way goes to Two-Face.
1328
01:25:31,514 --> 01:25:33,182
You must help me.
1329
01:25:33,766 --> 01:25:35,935
BRUCE: And if you do find Harvey...
1330
01:25:36,018 --> 01:25:37,520
...and then you kill him...
1331
01:25:37,603 --> 01:25:38,854
...what next?
1332
01:25:39,396 --> 01:25:40,606
[Dick sighs]
1333
01:25:42,691 --> 01:25:43,984
BRUCE: Exactly.
1334
01:25:44,527 --> 01:25:46,821
Then you'd be alone, like me.
1335
01:25:49,782 --> 01:25:51,867
BRUCE: No, you must let this go.
1336
01:25:52,076 --> 01:25:53,869
Listen to me, I'm your friend.
1337
01:25:53,953 --> 01:25:56,664
DICK: I don't need a friend,
I need a partner.
1338
01:25:56,872 --> 01:25:58,707
Two-Face has got to pay.
1339
01:26:00,209 --> 01:26:01,293
Please.
1340
01:26:03,546 --> 01:26:07,007
Chase is coming for dinner.
I'm going to tell her...
1341
01:26:07,967 --> 01:26:09,218
...everything.
1342
01:26:11,512 --> 01:26:13,389
Come upstairs. We'll talk.
1343
01:26:13,472 --> 01:26:16,350
[Dramatic instrumental beat, background]
1344
01:26:28,529 --> 01:26:31,073
ALFRED: Good evening.
CHASE: Good evening.
1345
01:26:31,407 --> 01:26:32,825
ALFRED: Happy Halloween.
1346
01:26:32,908 --> 01:26:34,910
CHASE: Happy Halloween to you.
1347
01:27:04,190 --> 01:27:05,691
[Rat squeaks]
1348
01:27:08,944 --> 01:27:13,532
I asked you here tonight because
there's something I wanted to tell you.
1349
01:27:14,366 --> 01:27:16,702
I wanted to tell you something too.
1350
01:27:17,161 --> 01:27:18,454
BRUCE: What I wanted...
1351
01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,705
[Both laugh]
1352
01:27:19,789 --> 01:27:21,624
BRUCE: Go ahead, you first.
1353
01:27:26,170 --> 01:27:27,755
Trick or treat!
1354
01:27:27,838 --> 01:27:28,964
[Giggling]
1355
01:27:29,715 --> 01:27:31,842
All my life I have been...
1356
01:27:32,635 --> 01:27:35,054
...attracted to a certain kind of man.
1357
01:27:35,179 --> 01:27:36,472
The wrong kind.
1358
01:27:36,972 --> 01:27:39,350
CHASE: Look at what I do for a living.
1359
01:27:42,603 --> 01:27:43,979
And since...
1360
01:27:44,188 --> 01:27:46,232
...since I met you, I...
1361
01:27:48,734 --> 01:27:50,027
Oh, God.
1362
01:27:50,486 --> 01:27:52,113
Why am I so nervous?
1363
01:27:52,196 --> 01:27:53,030
[Clanking]
1364
01:27:53,114 --> 01:27:54,573
CHASE: [Gasps] Oh!
1365
01:27:57,743 --> 01:27:59,120
[Gunshot echoes]
1366
01:28:00,204 --> 01:28:03,999
Don't eat too much tonight
or you'll be sick in your beds.
1367
01:28:10,339 --> 01:28:12,842
[Upbeat instrumental music, background]
1368
01:28:21,767 --> 01:28:24,019
[Children giggle and talk excitedly]
1369
01:28:32,194 --> 01:28:33,654
[Two-Face cackles]
1370
01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:37,116
Happy Halloween!
1371
01:28:42,413 --> 01:28:44,123
[Thunder rumbles]
1372
01:28:51,130 --> 01:28:52,548
What's wrong?
1373
01:28:53,674 --> 01:28:55,092
BRUCE: It's happening again.
1374
01:28:55,176 --> 01:28:56,469
Flashes.
1375
01:28:57,178 --> 01:28:58,804
My parents' death.
1376
01:28:59,972 --> 01:29:02,475
Your memories are trying
to break through.
1377
01:29:02,558 --> 01:29:04,560
BRUCE: I want to tell you something.
1378
01:29:04,643 --> 01:29:06,562
Something I've never told anyone.
1379
01:29:06,645 --> 01:29:08,063
CHASE: It's all right.
1380
01:29:08,147 --> 01:29:09,940
It's all right. I'm here.
1381
01:29:16,197 --> 01:29:18,240
CHASE: [Voice echoing] I'm here.
1382
01:29:20,284 --> 01:29:21,994
[Priest reciting prayers]
1383
01:29:22,077 --> 01:29:24,497
BRUCE: The night of my parents' wake...
1384
01:29:24,914 --> 01:29:27,416
... the priest's words gave no comfort.
1385
01:29:29,210 --> 01:29:30,586
Of course.
1386
01:29:31,921 --> 01:29:34,006
There, on my father's desk...
1387
01:29:34,173 --> 01:29:35,841
... the red book.
1388
01:29:36,091 --> 01:29:37,551
His journal.
1389
01:29:37,927 --> 01:29:40,012
He'd written in it every day.
1390
01:29:40,846 --> 01:29:43,224
But now he'd never write in it again.
1391
01:29:44,433 --> 01:29:45,935
At that moment I knew...
1392
01:29:46,018 --> 01:29:48,187
... my life would never be the same.
1393
01:29:55,027 --> 01:29:57,321
I raced out into the storm...
1394
01:29:57,947 --> 01:29:59,949
... trying to outrun the rage.
1395
01:30:00,116 --> 01:30:01,283
The pain.
1396
01:30:02,243 --> 01:30:03,702
Then I fell.
1397
01:30:05,621 --> 01:30:07,206
I fell forever.
1398
01:30:09,250 --> 01:30:11,252
The cave was monstrous.
1399
01:30:12,545 --> 01:30:14,922
It must have been there for centuries.
1400
01:30:17,049 --> 01:30:18,259
And there...
1401
01:30:19,051 --> 01:30:20,803
... deep in the shadows...
1402
01:30:22,263 --> 01:30:23,556
... I saw...
1403
01:30:25,975 --> 01:30:28,018
It was coming toward me.
1404
01:30:28,811 --> 01:30:31,647
I was scared at first, but only at first.
1405
01:30:33,232 --> 01:30:35,901
The figure in the dark was my destiny.
1406
01:30:37,153 --> 01:30:39,363
It would change my life forever.
1407
01:30:41,574 --> 01:30:46,162
I would use its image to strike terror
into the hearts of those who did evil.
1408
01:30:46,287 --> 01:30:50,708
I would ensure what happened to me
would never happen to anyone else.
1409
01:30:51,834 --> 01:30:53,669
I would have my revenge.
1410
01:30:57,506 --> 01:30:59,884
CHASE: What are you trying to tell me?
1411
01:31:02,178 --> 01:31:03,429
BRUCE: I'm...
1412
01:31:38,130 --> 01:31:39,715
Twick or tweet!
1413
01:31:42,927 --> 01:31:43,969
[Bang]
1414
01:31:44,887 --> 01:31:46,013
[Crash]
1415
01:31:46,889 --> 01:31:48,099
Trick.
1416
01:31:55,231 --> 01:31:56,816
[Whispers] Remember the plan?
1417
01:31:56,899 --> 01:31:58,651
Seize and capture.
1418
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:00,486
No killing.
1419
01:32:00,569 --> 01:32:02,655
That goes double for you.
1420
01:32:02,738 --> 01:32:04,031
[Thugs chuckle]
1421
01:32:05,366 --> 01:32:07,451
RIDDLER: If I was a superhero...
1422
01:32:08,244 --> 01:32:10,162
...where would I hide?
1423
01:32:15,126 --> 01:32:16,669
[Whispers] Spank me.
1424
01:32:18,796 --> 01:32:22,424
[Chaotic yelling,
dramatic instrumental beat, background]
1425
01:32:29,473 --> 01:32:32,143
LOUDSPEAKER:
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
1426
01:32:34,979 --> 01:32:37,231
RIDDLER: Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
1427
01:32:37,314 --> 01:32:38,691
[Yells] Shut up!
1428
01:32:49,326 --> 01:32:51,328
Now, that's impressive!
1429
01:32:53,372 --> 01:32:54,415
[Ding]
1430
01:32:55,249 --> 01:32:56,834
[Chase screams]
1431
01:33:05,759 --> 01:33:07,344
[Fast-paced instrumental music,
background]
1432
01:33:07,428 --> 01:33:11,015
It's always risky introducing
a tamed animal into the wild.
1433
01:33:15,269 --> 01:33:16,395
[Ticking]
1434
01:33:16,479 --> 01:33:17,521
[Bounce]
1435
01:33:18,063 --> 01:33:19,231
[Explosion]
1436
01:33:21,692 --> 01:33:23,819
[Riddler hums and giggles]
1437
01:33:25,321 --> 01:33:28,991
They may have trouble adapting
to their new environment.
1438
01:33:32,203 --> 01:33:33,454
[Bounce]
1439
01:33:34,497 --> 01:33:35,664
[Explosion]
1440
01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:40,753
[Groaning and yelling]
1441
01:33:40,836 --> 01:33:41,879
[Sighs]
1442
01:33:44,256 --> 01:33:45,424
[Snickering]
1443
01:33:47,426 --> 01:33:48,844
[Explosion]
1444
01:33:51,972 --> 01:33:54,725
[Electronic organ rhythm
as in a baseball game]
1445
01:33:56,477 --> 01:33:57,895
[Explosion]
1446
01:33:58,104 --> 01:33:59,563
[Grunts] Yeah!
1447
01:34:00,564 --> 01:34:01,774
[Ding]
1448
01:34:04,902 --> 01:34:06,612
[Groaning and shouting]
1449
01:34:07,071 --> 01:34:09,240
Somebody tell the fat lady...
1450
01:34:09,406 --> 01:34:11,200
...she's on in five.
1451
01:34:11,283 --> 01:34:13,202
[Electronic squeaking]
1452
01:34:14,995 --> 01:34:16,705
[Riddler giggles]
1453
01:34:18,707 --> 01:34:19,875
[Explosion]
1454
01:34:25,881 --> 01:34:27,758
[Laughs hysterically]
1455
01:34:29,510 --> 01:34:31,011
[Shouts] "Joygasm!"
1456
01:34:34,014 --> 01:34:35,433
[Chaotic yelling]
1457
01:34:44,316 --> 01:34:45,443
[Cackles]
1458
01:34:47,736 --> 01:34:49,071
[Gunshot]
1459
01:34:49,363 --> 01:34:50,948
[Chase screams]
1460
01:34:53,701 --> 01:34:55,411
TWO-FACE: Get the girl!
1461
01:35:04,336 --> 01:35:05,629
[Shrieks] No!
1462
01:35:06,589 --> 01:35:08,174
Don't kill him.
1463
01:35:10,134 --> 01:35:11,761
If you kill him...
1464
01:35:20,603 --> 01:35:22,396
...he won't learn nothing.
1465
01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:23,939
[Two-Face cackles]
1466
01:35:25,065 --> 01:35:26,484
[Riddler cackles]
1467
01:35:27,526 --> 01:35:29,028
[Running footsteps]
1468
01:35:32,031 --> 01:35:33,616
[Chase screams]
1469
01:35:44,084 --> 01:35:47,004
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1470
01:35:57,807 --> 01:36:00,142
ALFRED: [Voice echoing] Master Bruce!
1471
01:36:07,149 --> 01:36:08,984
How are you, young man?
1472
01:36:10,361 --> 01:36:13,322
You haven't called me that for a long time.
1473
01:36:13,614 --> 01:36:15,449
Old habits die hard.
1474
01:36:16,325 --> 01:36:17,785
Are you all right?
1475
01:36:18,536 --> 01:36:19,829
Where's Chase?
1476
01:36:19,995 --> 01:36:22,331
ALFRED: I'm afraid they've taken her.
1477
01:36:22,498 --> 01:36:24,542
Master Dick has run away.
1478
01:36:25,209 --> 01:36:27,128
The cave has been destroyed.
1479
01:36:28,087 --> 01:36:30,297
ALFRED: And there's another riddle.
1480
01:36:31,298 --> 01:36:33,676
[Loud, distorted sound effects]
1481
01:36:37,138 --> 01:36:38,681
[Chase groans]
1482
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:43,102
RIDDLER: I'm coming, my sweet.
1483
01:36:47,523 --> 01:36:49,150
RIDDLER: Like the jacket?
1484
01:36:49,233 --> 01:36:51,235
It keeps me safe when I'm...
1485
01:36:51,402 --> 01:36:53,195
...jogging at night.
1486
01:36:54,113 --> 01:36:55,823
Batman will come for me.
1487
01:36:57,116 --> 01:36:58,367
Batman?
1488
01:36:59,535 --> 01:37:01,912
[With British accent] Batman, you say?
1489
01:37:02,413 --> 01:37:03,998
Coming for you?
1490
01:37:04,290 --> 01:37:05,624
[Hollers]
1491
01:37:07,418 --> 01:37:08,627
I'm...
1492
01:37:09,253 --> 01:37:11,172
[Shrieks]... counting on it.
1493
01:37:15,718 --> 01:37:18,721
COMMISSIONER: What is that?
Where's it coming from?
1494
01:37:19,597 --> 01:37:20,556
There!
1495
01:37:20,890 --> 01:37:22,683
OFFICER: Who's doing that?
1496
01:37:23,142 --> 01:37:24,769
COMMISSIONER: The Riddler!
1497
01:37:25,519 --> 01:37:28,606
BRUCE: "We're five little items
of an everyday sort.
1498
01:37:30,274 --> 01:37:32,860
"You'll find us all in a tennis court."
1499
01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:34,612
BRUCE: In...
1500
01:37:34,695 --> 01:37:36,071
A-E-l-O-U.
1501
01:37:37,281 --> 01:37:38,282
Vowels.
1502
01:37:38,449 --> 01:37:40,117
Not entirely unclever, sir.
1503
01:37:40,201 --> 01:37:42,953
But what do a clock, a match,
chess pawns...
1504
01:37:43,037 --> 01:37:46,457
...and vowels have in common?
What do these riddles mean?
1505
01:37:46,624 --> 01:37:50,044
BRUCE: Every riddle contains a number
and they arrived in this order:
1506
01:37:50,127 --> 01:37:51,545
13, 1, 8...
1507
01:37:52,546 --> 01:37:53,464
... and 5.
1508
01:37:53,547 --> 01:37:55,257
ALFRED: 13, 1, 8 and 5.
1509
01:37:56,467 --> 01:37:57,468
Meaning?
1510
01:37:57,635 --> 01:37:59,553
BRUCE: Letters of the alphabet?
1511
01:37:59,637 --> 01:38:01,430
Of course, 13 is M.
1512
01:38:01,722 --> 01:38:04,725
BRUCE: 1 would be A, 8 would be H
and 5 would be E.
1513
01:38:05,392 --> 01:38:06,769
ALFRED: M-A-H-E.
1514
01:38:08,229 --> 01:38:10,231
BRUCE: Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18.
1515
01:38:11,565 --> 01:38:12,858
18 is R.
1516
01:38:14,068 --> 01:38:15,194
M-R-E.
1517
01:38:17,738 --> 01:38:18,906
How about...
1518
01:38:18,989 --> 01:38:20,407
..."Mr. E"?
1519
01:38:20,658 --> 01:38:22,827
ALFRED: Mystery?
BRUCE: Another name for mystery?
1520
01:38:22,910 --> 01:38:23,911
Enigma.
1521
01:38:24,411 --> 01:38:25,913
Mr. E. Nygma.
1522
01:38:26,664 --> 01:38:27,998
Edward Nygma.
1523
01:38:28,415 --> 01:38:32,419
BRUCE: Stickley's suicide was obviously
a computer-generated forgery.
1524
01:38:32,545 --> 01:38:36,048
ALFRED: You really are quite bright,
despite what people say.
1525
01:38:36,757 --> 01:38:38,926
BRUCE: Are all the Batsuits destroyed?
1526
01:38:39,009 --> 01:38:43,806
All except the prototype with the sonar
modifications. But it's not tested.
1527
01:38:44,682 --> 01:38:46,392
Tonight's a good night.
1528
01:38:49,603 --> 01:38:51,397
[Metallic clanking]
1529
01:38:58,154 --> 01:39:00,531
BATMAN: What do you suggest? By sea...
1530
01:39:02,366 --> 01:39:03,868
... or by air?
1531
01:39:08,831 --> 01:39:10,374
ROBIN: Why not both?
1532
01:39:19,049 --> 01:39:20,468
Who's your tailor?
1533
01:39:20,551 --> 01:39:22,595
I took the liberty, sir.
1534
01:39:25,473 --> 01:39:26,682
BATMAN: "R?"
1535
01:39:26,807 --> 01:39:28,476
What's that stand for?
1536
01:39:30,394 --> 01:39:31,395
Robin.
1537
01:39:32,855 --> 01:39:35,733
Riddler and Two-Face can make
a pretty lethal combination.
1538
01:39:35,816 --> 01:39:37,401
You could use a hand.
1539
01:39:37,651 --> 01:39:39,737
Two against two are better odds.
1540
01:39:40,321 --> 01:39:42,656
I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.
1541
01:39:43,282 --> 01:39:45,576
"A man's got to go his own way."
1542
01:39:45,868 --> 01:39:47,578
A friend taught me that.
1543
01:39:48,412 --> 01:39:49,997
Not just a friend.
1544
01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:53,876
A partner.
1545
01:39:55,836 --> 01:39:57,463
[Batmobile engine roars]
1546
01:40:09,683 --> 01:40:10,976
[Robin hollers]
1547
01:40:27,118 --> 01:40:29,120
COMMISSIONER: He's not coming.
1548
01:40:29,370 --> 01:40:30,871
Shut it down.
1549
01:40:41,132 --> 01:40:43,467
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
1550
01:40:43,551 --> 01:40:45,261
[Batmobile engine roars]
1551
01:40:49,557 --> 01:40:50,933
[Yells] Hey, go!
1552
01:40:55,271 --> 01:40:56,564
Go! Go!
1553
01:41:01,444 --> 01:41:03,988
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1554
01:41:14,540 --> 01:41:16,375
[Electronic beeping]
1555
01:41:18,794 --> 01:41:20,880
[Two-Face and Riddler giggle]
1556
01:41:22,381 --> 01:41:23,340
A-14.
1557
01:41:23,424 --> 01:41:24,842
[Explosion]
1558
01:41:27,887 --> 01:41:28,929
[Beeping]
1559
01:41:29,263 --> 01:41:30,014
Hit!
1560
01:41:30,097 --> 01:41:31,056
Sweet!
1561
01:41:31,891 --> 01:41:33,184
TWO-FACE: B-12.
1562
01:41:34,393 --> 01:41:35,811
[Explosion]
1563
01:41:36,854 --> 01:41:37,897
RIDDLER: Hit!
1564
01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:39,315
My favorite vitamin.
1565
01:41:39,398 --> 01:41:40,983
TWO-FACE: Ha, ha, ha!
1566
01:41:41,233 --> 01:41:42,777
[Electronic hissing]
1567
01:41:42,860 --> 01:41:44,069
[Laughs] Oh!
1568
01:41:46,906 --> 01:41:47,990
[Zooming]
1569
01:41:49,909 --> 01:41:51,786
That sinking feeling.
1570
01:41:51,994 --> 01:41:53,329
I like this game.
1571
01:41:53,412 --> 01:41:54,663
TWO-FACE: C-9.
1572
01:41:54,997 --> 01:41:56,415
[Explosion]
1573
01:41:59,210 --> 01:42:00,836
[Thunderous explosion]
1574
01:42:03,589 --> 01:42:04,882
[Riddler gasps]
1575
01:42:05,466 --> 01:42:07,468
You sunk my battleship!
1576
01:42:08,302 --> 01:42:09,595
Who, me?
1577
01:42:09,762 --> 01:42:11,180
[Riddler cackles]
1578
01:42:13,390 --> 01:42:14,725
[Beeping]
1579
01:42:29,406 --> 01:42:30,741
[Beeping]
1580
01:42:34,245 --> 01:42:35,871
This is your captain speaking.
1581
01:42:35,955 --> 01:42:40,042
Please return to your seats.
We will be experiencing turbulence.
1582
01:42:41,544 --> 01:42:42,586
[Zap]
1583
01:42:43,295 --> 01:42:44,713
[Explosion]
1584
01:42:45,506 --> 01:42:46,549
[Shrieks]
1585
01:42:47,842 --> 01:42:49,218
I got him!
1586
01:42:56,058 --> 01:42:58,769
I hope they can find the little black box.
1587
01:43:02,982 --> 01:43:04,400
[Explosion]
1588
01:43:07,278 --> 01:43:09,822
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1589
01:43:31,844 --> 01:43:33,179
[Gasping]
1590
01:43:43,898 --> 01:43:45,107
Now...
1591
01:43:47,109 --> 01:43:49,153
...the real game begins.
1592
01:43:56,911 --> 01:43:59,622
ROBIN: Holy rusted metal, Batman!
BATMAN: Huh?
1593
01:44:00,748 --> 01:44:02,500
ROBIN: The ground, it's all metal.
1594
01:44:02,583 --> 01:44:04,668
It's full of holes: holey.
1595
01:44:07,213 --> 01:44:09,256
[Loud, distorted sound effects]
1596
01:44:10,007 --> 01:44:11,258
BATMAN: Wait!
1597
01:44:13,427 --> 01:44:15,596
ROBIN: The whole island's moving!
1598
01:45:01,559 --> 01:45:03,144
Looking for us?
1599
01:45:05,771 --> 01:45:07,773
[Grunting and groaning]
1600
01:45:07,982 --> 01:45:09,984
ROBIN: That was for my mother!
1601
01:45:10,109 --> 01:45:11,235
My father!
1602
01:45:14,113 --> 01:45:15,322
My brother!
1603
01:45:16,490 --> 01:45:18,117
And this is for me!
1604
01:45:19,743 --> 01:45:21,495
[Short, panicked screams]
1605
01:45:30,254 --> 01:45:33,174
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1606
01:45:39,555 --> 01:45:41,932
[Loud, distorted sound effects]
1607
01:45:49,732 --> 01:45:52,067
TWO-FACE: Finally, justice is served!
1608
01:45:53,402 --> 01:45:54,820
Let us die!
1609
01:46:03,621 --> 01:46:06,457
TWO-FACE: You're a man
after our own heart, son!
1610
01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:08,501
[Gasps] I'll see you in hell!
1611
01:46:12,963 --> 01:46:14,381
[Both gasping]
1612
01:46:14,548 --> 01:46:16,383
I'd rather see you in jail!
1613
01:46:16,884 --> 01:46:18,219
[Gasping]
1614
01:46:20,721 --> 01:46:22,890
TWO-FACE: Oh, good boy. Good boy.
1615
01:46:23,390 --> 01:46:25,101
The Bat's taught you well.
1616
01:46:25,184 --> 01:46:26,352
TWO-FACE: Noble.
1617
01:46:26,435 --> 01:46:27,770
Stupid...
1618
01:46:28,395 --> 01:46:29,772
...but noble.
1619
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,778
[Loud, distorted sound effects]
1620
01:46:40,491 --> 01:46:41,951
[Screeching]
1621
01:47:14,316 --> 01:47:15,901
Riddle me this.
1622
01:47:16,444 --> 01:47:18,028
Riddle me that.
1623
01:47:18,320 --> 01:47:20,865
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
1624
01:47:21,991 --> 01:47:23,701
No more tricks, Edward.
1625
01:47:24,118 --> 01:47:25,703
Very well, then.
1626
01:47:30,458 --> 01:47:32,001
Let's get real.
1627
01:47:32,460 --> 01:47:34,879
Release Chase.
This is between you and me.
1628
01:47:34,962 --> 01:47:36,046
And me...
1629
01:47:36,172 --> 01:47:37,631
[Yells]... and me!
1630
01:47:38,257 --> 01:47:39,675
[Riddler cackles]
1631
01:47:40,634 --> 01:47:45,473
You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and
now you've devised a way to read minds.
1632
01:47:45,556 --> 01:47:47,016
[Riddler cackles]
1633
01:47:47,725 --> 01:47:49,185
RIDDLER: You betcha!
1634
01:47:49,268 --> 01:47:53,397
Soon my little Box will be
on countless TV's around the world...
1635
01:47:54,148 --> 01:47:56,734
...feeding me credit-card numbers...
1636
01:47:56,859 --> 01:47:58,611
RIDDLER: bank codes...
1637
01:47:58,736 --> 01:48:00,529
...sexual fantasies...
1638
01:48:00,738 --> 01:48:02,823
...and little white lies.
1639
01:48:03,491 --> 01:48:05,534
Into my head they'll go.
1640
01:48:05,868 --> 01:48:08,412
RIDDLER: [Giggles] Victory is inevitable.
1641
01:48:08,662 --> 01:48:10,748
For if knowledge is power...
1642
01:48:11,832 --> 01:48:13,501
...then a god...
1643
01:48:13,667 --> 01:48:14,668
...am...
1644
01:48:15,753 --> 01:48:16,879
[Growls]... I!
1645
01:48:16,962 --> 01:48:18,506
[Continues growling]
1646
01:48:23,511 --> 01:48:26,305
Was that over the top? I can never tell.
1647
01:48:26,388 --> 01:48:27,556
[Cackles]
1648
01:48:29,683 --> 01:48:32,520
By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak!
1649
01:48:33,312 --> 01:48:35,481
Yours is the greatest riddle of all!
1650
01:48:35,564 --> 01:48:38,692
RIDDLER: Can Bruce Wayne and Batman
ever truly coexist?
1651
01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:41,529
We'll find out today!
1652
01:48:42,780 --> 01:48:45,533
But first, let's meet our contestants.
1653
01:48:46,575 --> 01:48:48,369
RIDDLER: Behind curtain...
1654
01:48:49,203 --> 01:48:50,871
...number one...
1655
01:48:54,083 --> 01:48:57,211
RIDDLER: the absolutely fabulous
Dr. Chase Meridian!
1656
01:48:57,294 --> 01:48:58,462
[Chase groans]
1657
01:48:58,546 --> 01:49:00,381
She enjoys hiking, manicures...
1658
01:49:00,464 --> 01:49:04,051
RIDDLER: and foolishly hopes
to be the love of Bruce's life.
1659
01:49:05,052 --> 01:49:06,637
[Squeals and cackles]
1660
01:49:07,138 --> 01:49:08,180
Ha!
1661
01:49:09,807 --> 01:49:11,725
Behind curtain number two...
1662
01:49:14,937 --> 01:49:17,273
..."Fatman's" one and only partner.
1663
01:49:17,731 --> 01:49:19,733
RIDDLER: This acrobat turned orphan...
1664
01:49:19,817 --> 01:49:23,487
...likes Saturday-morning cartoons
and dreams of one day being...
1665
01:49:23,612 --> 01:49:25,739
...bare-naked with a girl.
1666
01:49:25,823 --> 01:49:26,866
Ha!
1667
01:49:26,949 --> 01:49:28,367
[Riddler cackles]
1668
01:49:29,410 --> 01:49:31,620
And below these contestants...
1669
01:49:31,829 --> 01:49:33,831
...my personal favorite:
1670
01:49:34,081 --> 01:49:35,791
RIDDLER: A watery grave.
1671
01:49:38,294 --> 01:49:40,004
Just one little touch...
1672
01:49:40,421 --> 01:49:43,758
RIDDLER: and five seconds later
these two players are...
1673
01:49:43,841 --> 01:49:45,926
...gull feed on the rocks below.
1674
01:49:46,010 --> 01:49:47,052
Ha!
1675
01:49:48,846 --> 01:49:51,015
Not enough time to save them both.
1676
01:49:51,182 --> 01:49:52,349
Oooh!
1677
01:49:54,977 --> 01:49:57,271
Which one will it be, Batman?
1678
01:49:57,438 --> 01:49:59,023
RIDDLER: Bruce's love?
1679
01:49:59,106 --> 01:50:01,734
Or the Dark Knight's junior partner?
1680
01:50:01,817 --> 01:50:03,611
[Simulated ticking]
1681
01:50:04,653 --> 01:50:07,782
BATMAN: There is no way for me
to save them or myself.
1682
01:50:08,407 --> 01:50:10,743
It's all one giant death-trap.
1683
01:50:10,951 --> 01:50:11,911
Judges?
1684
01:50:11,994 --> 01:50:13,037
[Honks]
1685
01:50:13,621 --> 01:50:16,373
I'm sorry. Your answer must be
in the form of a question.
1686
01:50:16,457 --> 01:50:18,209
But thank you for playing.
1687
01:50:18,292 --> 01:50:19,543
BATMAN: Wait!
1688
01:50:20,669 --> 01:50:22,088
I have a riddle for you.
1689
01:50:22,171 --> 01:50:23,339
For me?
1690
01:50:25,174 --> 01:50:26,634
[Whispers] Really?
1691
01:50:29,637 --> 01:50:30,930
Tell me.
1692
01:50:34,642 --> 01:50:36,227
I see without seeing.
1693
01:50:37,019 --> 01:50:39,897
To me, darkness is as clear as daylight.
1694
01:50:41,649 --> 01:50:42,775
What am I?
1695
01:50:44,193 --> 01:50:45,569
RIDDLER: Please!
1696
01:50:46,153 --> 01:50:48,239
You're as blind as a bat!
1697
01:50:49,031 --> 01:50:50,074
Exactly.
1698
01:50:50,157 --> 01:50:51,408
[Click]
1699
01:50:53,869 --> 01:50:55,162
[Swoosh]
1700
01:50:55,704 --> 01:50:56,956
[Sugar screams]
1701
01:50:57,039 --> 01:50:58,457
[Explosion]
1702
01:51:06,882 --> 01:51:08,801
[Thunderous explosion]
1703
01:51:16,851 --> 01:51:18,436
[Riddler moans]
1704
01:51:27,236 --> 01:51:28,487
Bummer!
1705
01:51:31,699 --> 01:51:34,076
[Loud, distorted sound effects]
1706
01:51:44,170 --> 01:51:45,463
[Chase screams]
1707
01:51:56,348 --> 01:51:57,683
[Zooming]
1708
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,920
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1709
01:52:33,010 --> 01:52:34,303
[Gasps] Thanks.
1710
01:52:46,690 --> 01:52:48,025
[Cackles]
1711
01:52:48,234 --> 01:52:50,152
All those heroics for nothing.
1712
01:52:50,236 --> 01:52:53,030
No more riddles,
no more curtains one and two.
1713
01:52:53,239 --> 01:52:55,032
TWO-FACE: Just plain curtains!
1714
01:52:55,116 --> 01:52:56,158
[Cackles]
1715
01:52:57,076 --> 01:52:59,161
Aren't you forgetting something?
1716
01:52:59,328 --> 01:53:00,496
Your coin.
1717
01:53:02,414 --> 01:53:04,250
You're always of two minds.
1718
01:53:05,626 --> 01:53:07,628
Yes, of course. You're right.
1719
01:53:08,254 --> 01:53:10,840
Emotion's always the enemy
of true justice.
1720
01:53:10,923 --> 01:53:13,092
You've always been a good friend.
1721
01:53:16,887 --> 01:53:18,889
[Short, panicked gasps]
1722
01:53:20,599 --> 01:53:21,934
[Screaming]
1723
01:53:38,909 --> 01:53:41,829
[Dramatic instrumental music, background]
1724
01:53:59,805 --> 01:54:00,931
[Sobs] Why?
1725
01:54:02,099 --> 01:54:03,476
Why can't I...
1726
01:54:03,601 --> 01:54:05,186
RIDDLER: kill you?
1727
01:54:08,564 --> 01:54:10,357
Too many questions.
1728
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:12,485
Too many questions.
1729
01:54:13,319 --> 01:54:14,612
Poor Edward.
1730
01:54:15,321 --> 01:54:17,323
I had to save them both.
1731
01:54:17,823 --> 01:54:20,576
You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne
and Batman.
1732
01:54:21,327 --> 01:54:23,245
Not because I have to be.
1733
01:54:23,412 --> 01:54:24,580
Now...
1734
01:54:25,122 --> 01:54:27,124
...because I choose to be.
1735
01:54:32,421 --> 01:54:33,756
[Wailing]
1736
01:54:50,397 --> 01:54:52,733
DR. BURTON:
Thanks for responding to my request...
1737
01:54:52,817 --> 01:54:55,069
... for a consultation, Dr. Meridian.
1738
01:54:55,236 --> 01:54:56,487
Edward Nygma...
1739
01:54:56,654 --> 01:55:00,491
...has been screaming for hours
that he knows the true identity...
1740
01:55:00,658 --> 01:55:02,159
...of Batman.
1741
01:55:15,923 --> 01:55:17,174
CHASE: Edward?
1742
01:55:17,925 --> 01:55:19,176
EDWARD: Who...
1743
01:55:19,635 --> 01:55:20,970
... is it?
1744
01:55:23,764 --> 01:55:25,891
It's Dr. Meridian. Chase.
1745
01:55:27,476 --> 01:55:29,061
Do you remember me?
1746
01:55:31,021 --> 01:55:33,399
EDWARD: [Whispers] How could I forget?
1747
01:55:34,525 --> 01:55:36,444
Dr. Burton tells me...
1748
01:55:37,611 --> 01:55:39,530
...you know who Batman is.
1749
01:55:40,531 --> 01:55:43,534
EDWARD: I can't tell you
if you don't say, "please."
1750
01:55:44,952 --> 01:55:46,537
Edward, please.
1751
01:55:46,745 --> 01:55:48,289
Who is Batman?
1752
01:55:51,041 --> 01:55:52,251
I'm...
1753
01:55:52,626 --> 01:55:54,003
...Batman.
1754
01:55:54,086 --> 01:55:55,963
[Cackles hysterically]
1755
01:56:20,321 --> 01:56:22,156
Your secret is safe.
1756
01:56:22,323 --> 01:56:24,408
He is definitely a wacko.
1757
01:56:25,659 --> 01:56:26,786
"Wacko?"
1758
01:56:26,994 --> 01:56:28,746
Is that a technical term?
1759
01:56:29,413 --> 01:56:30,790
BRUCE: Listen...
1760
01:56:34,085 --> 01:56:36,253
...I won't need this anymore.
1761
01:56:39,757 --> 01:56:42,384
Thank you for giving me a new dream.
1762
01:56:59,276 --> 01:57:00,945
Don't work too late.
1763
01:57:10,579 --> 01:57:12,748
[Batman Forever theme song plays]