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[birds chirping]
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[parrot caws]
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[dramatic music plays]
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[elephant trumpets]
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I've got you now.
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{\an8}That's it,
my little misunderstood friend.
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{\an8}Nibble the powdery cinnamon
bliss.
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[squeaking]
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{\an8}No, your path ends in death.
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[woman screaming]
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[baby crying, giggling]
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[squeaking]
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[all grunt]
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No!
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[grunts]
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[squeaking]
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You have been saved. No charge.
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- [alligator roars]
- [screams]
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This is certainly
an ironic situation
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with an apex predator there
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and me over here
holding this little guy
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at the bottom of the food chain
and all. Heh.
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Hey, Mom. Look what I found.
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Ace Irwin Ventura,
you get out of that habitat
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and away from that man-eating
alligator this instant.
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Okay.
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Stay.
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- [alligator roars]
- [screams]
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[groans]
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{\an8}- How many times have I told you?
- A million.
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{\an8}- Visiting me at the zoo...
- Is a privilege, not a right.
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{\an8}- This is...
- The last time...
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{\an8}I get to come here
if I am going...
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{\an8}Gonna behave this way.
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{\an8}I'm serious, Ace.
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{\an8}- You're always serious, Mom.
- And do you know why?
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{\an8}Because you're not gonna lose me
like you lost Dad.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, Mom.
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{\an8}I don't know why I had to
save him, I just did.
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{\an8}It's a mouse, Ace.
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{\an8}That's why we have traps here.
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{\an8}You are not, I repeat,
not responsible
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{\an8}for every stray animal
in every corner of this planet.
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- I'm not?
- [Melissa] No.
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[squeaking]
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Now give me the mouse.
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- And the hedgehog.
- [sighs]
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And the guinea pig.
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And the ferret.
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[purrs]
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- And the toad. Oh, there we go.
- [croaking]
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What?
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Baby gator.
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What baby gator?
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- Fine, here.
- [hisses]
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Now you're late for school.
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- Let's go.
- Hey, what's that?
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Ace.
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{\an8}What's going on over here?
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{\an8}[Melissa]
Honey, honey, come back here.
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{\an8}- Ace, okay, look.
- [Ace] Pong Ping?
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{\an8}The Chinese government
has loaned us
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{\an8}Pong Ping and Ting Tang,
the world's most famous pandas.
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And there's gonna be an unveiling
next week. Now, Ace...
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I know. I promise, no trying
to find missing pets or...
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or helping animals
or anything.
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Even if they're
about to get run over.
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Okay, that's not what I mean.
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And I will try to be normal.
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Thank you, A.J.
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Now will you please
go to school?
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Okay.
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{\an8}[school bell ringing]
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[Ace] Normal.
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Normal. Must be normal.
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[boy 1] Hey, Tara, is it true
what happened to your pet?
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Yeah.
I woke up this morning
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and my pet rabbit, Mimzy,
was totally gone.
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Rabbit. Mimzy. Lost.
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[girl]
Of course we're depressed.
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Our skunk's been missing
two weeks.
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We're emotional wrecks about it.
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I will be normal.
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My friend Bethany
can't find her chinchilla.
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[indistinct chatter]
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It's an animal-nabbing epidemic.
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[Tara]
Laura, what about you?
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You think that's bad?
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The other day, Greeny, my incredibly rare
emerald-green koi fish?
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Vanished
right out of the aquarium.
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[screams]
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[man on speaker] Your attention, please.
I have some sad news.
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Mr. Chompers,
our beloved swim-team mascot,
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has gone missing.
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[class groans]
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Any student with information
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is requested to report
to the pool immediately.
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Well, he's gone.
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Do you know where our mascot is
or not?
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Well, I wouldn't say
I know where he is.
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But you know who took him?
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Not exactly.
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But you have
some kind of lead?
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Define "lead."
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Forget this loser.
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No, wait. I can find him.
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What makes you think that?
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I just know I can.
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Ooh, what are you,
some kind of pet...
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finder guy?
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[girls all laugh]
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Just give me four days.
What do you got to lose?
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You got 72 hours.
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Okay. Seventy-two hours.
That's like two weeks.
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That's great.
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[Datarock's
"Fa Fa Fa" playing]
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[dog barks]
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I know what Mom said,
but this is important.
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She won't find out.
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[whimpering]
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Now cowboy up, dog,
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because we're not just gonna
go find Mr. Chompers.
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I hear a whole lot of lost pets
calling my name.
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[bell rings]
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♪ I need a shot ♪
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♪ I need a shot of ambition ♪
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[horns honking]
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♪ I need a hit ♪
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- That'll do it.
- [barks]
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This is the busiest intersection
in town, Ox.
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[tires squeal, car crashes]
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Thousands of people
will see this.
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♪ I need to fix my ignition ♪
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Recognize your Mimzy?
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- [Tara] No.
- Number 3, hop to the right.
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- [farts]
- [Ace] Uh-oh.
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Number 1 just went number two.
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Number 4, stop doing that
to Number 3.
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Would you guys stop multiplying?
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Well, how about now?
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[scoffs]
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Lost hamster, milk for Milton.
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Help find Milton.
Runaway rodent.
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Do a brother solid.
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{\an8}Milk for Milton.
Please help find Milton.
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I found Milton.
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No. Mm-mm.
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I didn't find Milton.
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Offensive action.
Three, two, one.
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[both farting]
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[squeals]
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[coughing]
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Now, that's offensive.
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Stop toying
with our emotions.
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That's not Breezy, moron.
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[crowd]
Skunk!
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[crowd screaming]
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♪ Fa-fa-fa
F-f-f-fa-fa ♪
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[screaming]
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It's called papering the town,
Oxnard.
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Very effective method
for disseminating information.
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[barks]
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♪ Ride fast
To where I don't care ♪
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- [Ox barks]
- That's not true.
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I treat every one of my missing
pets exactly the same,
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no matter who they belong to.
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Well, here we are, Ox.
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Casa de Laura Wilson's house.
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The scene of the crime.
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[barks]
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Sorry, old friend,
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now is not the time
to tell Laura how I feel.
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- [Ox barks]
- I am not scared to talk to her.
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[Ox growling]
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Oh, you think so, huh?
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Yeah, well, watch and learn,
Puppy Chow.
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[knocking on door]
We'll find her pet
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and then I'll find time
to express how I really feel.
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00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,481
Hi, Ace.
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00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,733
Oh, my God, you're pretty!
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00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,654
- What?
- [Ox whimpering]
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,573
Um, your...Your koi fish,
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00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,535
she's itty-bitty.
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Yeah, she sure is.
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Much like a grunion.
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Stand aside, ma'am.
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Clues don't find themselves,
you know.
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Oxnard, while I'm young?
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Crime scene is secure.
No sign of any forced entries.
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Initial suspects include
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00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,638
the scuba man
and the treasure chest.
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Remember when I brought her
into school
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as part of my report
on unusual animals?
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The next morning,
when I woke up, Greeny was gone.
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Really?
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00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,869
Case number 349-A-493-20451.
197
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,996
Neptune Alpha Charley Horse.
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00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,998
Missing green koi fish.
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00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,499
Answers to Greeny.
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00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,919
Question:
Have you tried calling her?
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00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,339
- Calling her? She's a fish.
- [stammers]
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00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,384
May I?
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00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:17,969
Sure.
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00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,397
[gargling loudly]
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00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,867
Well, she's gone.
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00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,327
Yeah.
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00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,038
Owner is one Laura Wilson.
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00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,957
Smart. Funny. Great listener.
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00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,543
[sniffs]
Excellent personal hygiene.
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00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,048
A smile that'll make you feel
like pudding inside
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00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,884
and skin like peaches and cream,
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00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,429
except for maybe this one spot
on her perfectly formed chin.
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00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,264
Possibly a pimple?
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00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,934
- A pimple? Where?
- Oh...
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00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,061
- [whines, barks]
- ...I'm such an idiot.
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00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,938
No one asked you. Uh...
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00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,899
Um, Oxnard and I must be,
uh, going now.
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00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,568
Anyway, your lovable collection
of aquatic friends
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00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,946
will have their emerald
companion back in, um...
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00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,949
- [clock ticks, dings]
- ...three days.
221
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,451
- Really?
- I promise.
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00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,204
You broke your promise.
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00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,915
- What did I tell you?
- That I'm not responsible
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00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,502
for the well-being of every stray animal
in every corner of the planet.
225
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,337
But, Mom, I had to.
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00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,006
Do you think I like
scooping poop all day? I don't.
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00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,511
I got this job so that you could
see animals as much as you want
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00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,847
whenever you want, safely
and with complete supervision.
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00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,724
Yeah, but it's not the same,
okay?
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00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:51,145
I-I wanna find lost animals.
I-I love it.
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00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,148
Okay, I tried every other
extracurricular activity
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you wanted me to
and I mastered them all.
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00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,780
[Border Ruffians'
"Who's the Man" playing]
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00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,948
[whistle blows]
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00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,908
What?
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00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,535
[singing]
237
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,665
[feedback screeches]
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00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,791
Next.
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00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,877
[blows whistle]
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00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,504
[blows whistle]
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00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,880
Bananas.
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00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,093
P-R-E-T-T-Y. Pretty.
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00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,761
[man]
That is correct.
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00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,641
Your word is
"antidisestablishmentarianism."
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00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,563
P-R-E-T-T-Y. Pretty.
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00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,064
[buzzer buzzes]
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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,112
- ♪ Who's the man? ♪
- ♪ Who's the man? ♪
249
00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:42,905
- ♪ Oh, who's the man? ♪
- ♪ Who's the man? ♪
250
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,157
♪ Who the hell? ♪
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[sniffing]
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00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,743
♪ That's what I thought, yeah ♪
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00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,952
♪ Who's the man? ♪
254
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,165
This was a dumb idea.
[Ace splashes]
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00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,086
[screaming]
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00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,091
Okay, maybe I didn't master
all of them,
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00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,219
but maybe athletics
aren't my calling.
258
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:11,059
Wait, was Dad an athlete?
A good speller? An entertainer?
259
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,145
This is not about your dad.
We'll talk about him another time.
260
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,439
Mom, you always say that.
261
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,818
I'm not ready for that talk yet.
We can have it when you're older.
262
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,946
- [belches]
- I am older, Mom. I'm 12 years old
263
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,948
and I'm starting to have
weird feelings
264
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,118
and I don't have Dad
for "that talk."
265
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:35,083
Honey, everybody your age
has those feelings.
266
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,544
No, Mom.
[slurping]
267
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,756
Not these feelings.
268
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,806
That's it. You are not eating
out of a dog bowl.
269
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,891
You are not sticking your head
out of a car window.
270
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,394
And use the toilet for something
other than drinking.
271
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,270
You're gonna be like other kids.
272
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,981
- But, Mom, this is who I am.
- No, it's not.
273
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,192
It's who you're acting like.
274
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,613
[panda bleating]
275
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,621
[panda bleating]
276
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,047
[howling]
277
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,885
[whimpering and growling]
278
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,649
- Hmm?
- [whimpering]
279
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,110
Hmm.
280
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,826
[whimpering]
281
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,665
[farts]
282
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,092
[spits]
283
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,353
[Ox whimpering]
284
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,231
[gasps]
285
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,320
[Ox growls]
286
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:39,957
Oh.
287
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,209
[yawning]
288
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,597
[Melissa]
Morning.
289
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,349
Good morning, Mom.
290
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,142
Hey, what's with
that hat on?
291
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,478
- What hat?
- Ace.
292
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,231
It's what all the kids
are doing.
293
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,276
You said you wanted me to be
like them so here you go.
294
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,611
[Ox barks]
295
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,238
Not at the table.
296
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,741
[Ox panting]
297
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,585
Mom. Mom, the cereal.
298
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,506
- Oh, my God.
- What?
299
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,466
- It's happening.
- What is it?
300
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,301
[man 1]
Come out with your hands up.
301
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,845
- [shrieks]
- [guns cocking]
302
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,181
[Ox barking]
303
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,562
Don't move.
304
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,940
- Melissa Ventura?
- Yeah.
305
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,485
Oh, wow, one more punch
and you get a free yogurt.
306
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,736
[clears throat]
307
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,823
{\an8}[Ace]
"The Cinnamon Hippo"?
308
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,491
Is that like Chuck E. Cheese?
309
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,494
Never mind that.
Russell Hollander, NBFW.
310
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,663
National Bureau
of Fish and Wildlife.
311
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,040
Smart kid. I'm in charge here.
312
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,043
Do you have any idea
how often they let
313
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,213
a member of Fish and Wildlife
lead a SWAT team?
314
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,923
Yeah. Never.
315
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,634
You guys don't even get badges.
You wear patches.
316
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,846
Give me that. Try that again,
I'll have you arrested
317
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,307
- for assaulting a federal officer.
- Okay, fine, jeez.
318
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,809
But technically,
police dogs outrank you.
319
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,352
[man 2]
Ranger Hollander?
320
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,271
- They're towing your car, sir.
- Again?
321
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,691
[Melissa] Wait. Can't you tell us
what you're looking for?
322
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,735
[Hollander] Your case is the biggest
in service history.
323
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,612
They're calling guys back
from Alaska for this.
324
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,238
Playing dumb is not gonna work.
325
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,450
You left a lot of evidence
at the crime scene, Ventura.
326
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,910
We found your shoe prints
all over the place.
327
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,621
In English, Ranger Smith?
328
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,914
- Ting Tang has been stolen.
- [GASPS]
329
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,752
Mom works for the zoo. Of course
her footprints were there.
330
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,921
Your bank accounts show you've been living
paycheck-to-paycheck.
331
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,383
I suspect the panda cub
brings big bucks on the black market, huh?
332
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,593
[man]
We found something, sir.
333
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,804
[siren chirps]
334
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,806
Oh. Look at this.
335
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,063
Your ransom note?
336
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,689
{\an8}[Melissa]
Somebody sent that to us.
337
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,316
{\an8}I don't even know
what that means.
338
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,151
{\an8}- And this.
- [Melissa gasps]
339
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,028
A tranquilizer gun.
340
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,404
Sir, your finger...
341
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,615
- prints.
- Recently fired.
342
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,451
Aah! They give us all
tranquilizer guns.
343
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,911
I used it to sedate
a chimpanzee.
344
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,746
Oh, that was actually
very funny.
345
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,581
He grabbed ahold of this
tourist's leg...
346
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,708
But that's enough, Ace.
Uh, Uh...
347
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,043
Melissa Ventura...
348
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,545
you're under arrest.
349
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,882
- What? No, no.
- [man] Oh, wait.
350
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,926
Down, boy. Down, boy.
Down. Down.
351
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,260
[growling]
352
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,388
[Melissa] It's been a mistake.
It's a mistake.
353
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,349
There you go. There we go.
We'll sort it all out.
354
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,060
[Ace] Oh, good. It's like chocolate.
They're so addictive.
355
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,407
[Melissa]
There we go. I know they are.
356
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,689
[indistinct chatter]
357
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,483
Come on.
358
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,528
I am not going anywhere
until I can make a call
359
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,279
for someone to stay with my son.
360
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,490
Give her the cell phone.
361
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,534
It'll be all right, Mom.
I'll find Ting Tang.
362
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,202
No, you promised.
363
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,413
I don't want you
to do anything, Ace.
364
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,581
One call.
365
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,502
Okay, while you walk.
While you walk.
366
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,963
I-I'm gonna call
his grandfather.
367
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,173
But, Mom, Grandpa's
gonna be on a cruise
368
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,675
for another four weeks.
369
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,510
I'm calling your other grandpa.
370
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,928
What other grandpa?
371
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,513
Grandpa...
372
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,183
Ventura.
373
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,643
Huh?
374
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,230
Rex? It's Melissa.
375
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,861
[Rex groaning]
376
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,113
[Rex]
Hold on.
377
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,614
[meows]
378
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,158
[Rex groaning]
379
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,127
[Rex]
Come on, Spark.
380
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,254
Come on, Spark.
381
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:56,922
Sorry about that.
382
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,262
Hello, Ace.
383
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,473
Grandpa?
384
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,185
First thing,
your mom is fine.
385
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,605
She's gonna have a bail hearing
on Friday. You can see her then.
386
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,941
[clearing throat]
387
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:21,947
Darn hairballs.
388
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,701
What can you do?
My cat's on his eighth life.
389
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,704
There are some spots he's simply
too old to lick himself.
390
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,749
- [gags]
- [clears throat]
391
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,417
Too much information.
392
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:38,172
Well, Ace, I haven't seen you
since you were a baby.
393
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,216
What are you now, 84?
394
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,676
Grandpa, I'm 12.
395
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,136
Right. Dog years.
396
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,055
Eighty-four years old.
397
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,809
I'll bet you're helping animals
by now, aren't you?
398
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,519
Come on, show me your office.
399
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,980
Come on, Spark.
400
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,441
Come on, Sparky, here we go.
401
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,401
Thattaboy.
402
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,364
So these are the animals
you're trying to find, huh?
403
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,909
Well, I was, but then Mom said
it was too dangerous.
404
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,495
Re-e-eally?
405
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,753
[Laura]
Hi, Ace.
406
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,674
Ho-ho-ho. You obsess much?
407
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,176
What, about Laura?
No, uh, not really.
408
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,679
Sometimes. Maybe.
Yeah, I do.
409
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,099
Hey, Grandpa,
can I ask you a question?
410
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,433
Sure thing.
411
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,519
What was my dad like?
412
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,107
Well, what did your mom
tell you about him?
413
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,192
Nothing.
She says that he disappeared
414
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,528
on a business trip
when I was a baby
415
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,822
and that I'm too young
to know the rest.
416
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,032
Yeah, well,
your mom's got good reasons
417
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,118
why she doesn't wanna talk
about him.
418
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,744
But can I ask you this?
419
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,957
Have you ever wondered why you
keep looking for lost animals?
420
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,001
Because...
421
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,419
Because why?
422
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,171
I don't know.
423
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,382
Because you're a Ventura. Heh.
424
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,301
A Ventura.
425
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,635
[monkey]
Ventura.
426
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,639
[Rex] Now, although it took
a long time
427
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:15,060
for our ancestors to develop
a kinship with the animal world,
428
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,022
eventually, we won them over.
429
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,940
Even the carnivores.
430
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,903
Down through history,
the Ventura line continued.
431
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,656
Including Charles Ventura
Darwin.
432
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,450
You know who he was,
don't you?
433
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,453
He was the evolution guy,
right?
434
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:38,500
Survival
of the least lo-o-oserest.
435
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,838
And did you know a Ventura
would never harm an animal?
436
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,842
One of your ancestors,
the great Antarctic explorer
437
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,178
Sir Ernest Ventura Shackleton.
438
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,889
Although he and his crew
were starving to death
439
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,933
they would not eat a penguin.
440
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:57,227
Jacques Ventura Cousteau
441
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,521
who invented the scuba suit
442
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:03,734
so that finally man could commune
with his watery brethren.
443
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,278
Fit like a glove.
444
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,864
So you see, Ace Jr.,
445
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:12,326
the Ventura line
has a long and storied career
446
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:18,040
of animal advocacy, communion
and search and rescue.
447
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,710
Well, was my dad
like the other Venturas?
448
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,879
Well...Heh-heh.
449
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,799
I've probably said
too much already.
450
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,759
But your mom was in trouble
451
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,886
and I thought you needed
to know.
452
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,389
So, what you're saying is
453
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,891
is that I should go out
and try to find Ting Tang?
454
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,685
I'm not saying anything.
455
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,271
I'm just saying.
456
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,024
S-saying what?
457
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:50,072
Your Y-chromosome
has the Ventura mutation.
458
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,949
You're one of us.
459
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,829
Come on, Sparky.
460
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,956
Um, Grandpa, I'm...
461
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,667
I'm pretty sure h-he's dead.
462
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:07,297
He's not dead.
He's sleeping. Come on.
463
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,592
You hear what he said?
My goodness. My goodness.
464
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,061
[Ace grunting]
465
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,614
Hey, if I say over the wall,
it's over the wall.
466
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,700
Don't be a maverick. Let's go.
467
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,243
[Ace screams]
468
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,999
Jeez, I didn't know
the lunch lady had a night job.
469
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:48,630
[Hollander] Russell Hollander,
NBFW CSI: Orlando.
470
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,008
I like the way that sounds.
471
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,927
I left no stone unturned,
no clue undiscovered.
472
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,472
Case closed, Melissa Ventura.
473
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,308
You are guilty.
474
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,186
That guy is one big-time
sick monkey, my friend.
475
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,271
[growling]
476
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,815
[clears throat]
477
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:23,499
Case number 349-A-493-20452.
478
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,125
Alpha Beta Delta Airlines.
479
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,337
Missing panda cub.
Answers to Ting Tang.
480
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,922
Or if you speak Panda:
481
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,673
[growling]
482
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,301
On loan
from national government.
483
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,387
Country: China.
484
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,598
Crime scene shows
no sign of disturbance.
485
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:43,644
As expected, my mom's
shoe prints are everywhere.
486
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,896
And the only other prints
are panda...
487
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,440
or are they?
488
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,070
Holy roly-poly.
489
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:56,949
I knew it.
490
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,909
[Pong Ping roars]
491
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,914
- [gasps]
- [grunts]
492
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:08,335
Hey. Look, Pong Ping,
I'm a...I'm a family friend.
493
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:12,131
I knew your uncle when he was
here, uh, Chan Chin.
494
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,468
Or, uh, Bing Bang?
495
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:18,846
Or Hong Kong?
496
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,764
Wang Chung? Heh.
497
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,683
[grumbling]
498
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,020
You miss your cub?
499
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,940
[grunts]
500
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,692
Yeah, I miss my mom too.
501
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:33,902
[grunts]
502
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,864
But I found some
really important clues while I was here.
503
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,991
[grunts]
504
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,038
I'm not the world's greatest,
uh,
505
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,750
pet s-sleuth.
506
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:54,506
Finder? Investigator?
Oh, I don't know. But...
507
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,884
- [grunts]
- But I'll try.
508
00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,012
- I promise.
- [bleating]
509
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,726
[beeping]
510
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,531
Hey, kid.
Are you Arnold Plushinski?
511
00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,409
Yeah, but call me A Plus. Aah!
512
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:26,413
[boy] You're dead, Plushinski.
I mean it. Move.
513
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,458
Uh-oh.
That can't be good.
514
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,585
[girls shriek]
515
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:38,050
{\an8}[computer] Proximity alert.
Proximity alert.
516
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,762
Give up the gummies, Plushinski,
and the horror will end.
517
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,264
Never. Aah!
518
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,184
Excuse me. Yes.
519
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,603
[boy]
Move.
520
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,278
[A Plus yelping]
521
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,909
[boy]
Move it. Out of the way.
522
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:06,912
Where is he?
523
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,165
Can't hide the gummies forever,
Plushinski.
524
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,042
[girl 1]
Hey, what are you doing?
525
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,502
[girl 2]
Oh, my God.
526
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,129
- [boy] Where'd he go?
- [girl 3] Whatever.
527
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,759
[school bell rings]
528
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,104
Hello? A Plus?
529
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,190
[A Plus]
Why are you talking to me?
530
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,152
Who just said that?
531
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,446
[A Plus] No one ever talks
to me except bullies.
532
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,533
You're not gonna beat me up,
are you?
533
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,911
No. I need your help.
534
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,831
[A Plus]
Oh. In here.
535
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,135
[gasps]
536
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:07,931
[Ace]
What the...?
537
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,350
[chuckles]
Awesome.
538
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,523
[whispers]
Awesome.
539
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,543
Holy cellar dweller, Batman.
540
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,211
This place is...
541
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,213
How did you build this?
542
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,841
This whole place was forgotten about
during a renovation,
543
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,217
but I found a way in.
544
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,053
Made my lab.
545
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,598
I can't believe I have a friend,
546
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,392
and I didn't even have to
grow him in a petri dish.
547
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:56,813
[Ace] Oh, my God,
those are giant gummy worms.
548
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,690
Hey, sto...!
549
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,485
That's a bully-tracking device.
[grunts]
550
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,321
They transmit to my GPS here.
551
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:08,450
A bully eats a harmless-looking candy
and it gets into his digestive tract.
552
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,328
I can track him
for up to 18 hours.
553
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,455
Twelve, if he eats chili.
554
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,167
- [groans]
- So how can I help you, friend?
555
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:22,547
Um, I have some, uh,
measurements that I need analyzed.
556
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,384
[Ace on recording] These prints are
1.5 millimeters deep
557
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:28,637
as differentiated from these
which are 2.3 millimeters
558
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,597
and these,
which are 5 millimeters.
559
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,140
Fascinating, captain.
560
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,101
These measurements
clearly indicate
561
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,603
prints made by three
very different organisms
562
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,481
weighing approximately
125 pounds,
563
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:44,653
183.253 pounds
and 390 pounds respectively.
564
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,240
So anything else?
565
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,952
How long would it take for you
to hack into a website called
566
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,955
"www.PandaFanatic.com"?
567
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,456
We're in like Tolkien.
568
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,167
Here's a picture
of the guy who runs the site.
569
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:04,005
His e-mail address is
m.sickinger@penningtoncorp.net.
570
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,591
Pennington Corporation.
571
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,594
That's Pennington Jr.'s
father's company.
572
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,138
Oh, he's so cool.
573
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,182
Isn't that the kid who rides
to school in the limousine every day?
574
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,852
Yes, and he's extraordinarily
popular.
575
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:21,606
Of all the tables in the cafeteria,
his is the furthest away from mine.
576
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:22,816
[laughs, snorts]
577
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,777
Um, do you mind if I...?
If I keep one of these?
578
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,320
- Of course.
- Okay.
579
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,364
I'll just...I'll just, um,
580
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,366
be on my way.
581
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:35,620
I'll be on my way.
I will talk to you later.
582
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,873
Really?
And you won't even pretend
583
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,708
like I'm not there
or give me a swirly?
584
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,127
- No, no.
- Awesome.
585
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,841
[whimpers]
586
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:50,177
[Ace]
Grandpa, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
587
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,305
[Rex]
No, he's just a good actor.
588
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,183
Dead dogs don't get dinner.
589
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,517
[whimpers]
590
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,687
Oh. All right.
591
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,613
Hard day at the office?
592
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,325
It's...It's just that I found
all these clues
593
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,868
to help Mom's case but,
594
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:17,954
to do that, I had to break
my promise to her.
595
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,333
So you're working on a case?
596
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,210
Yeah.
You know what they call
597
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,253
those working on cases,
don't you?
598
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,796
Yeah, cops.
599
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:31,009
Face it, Grandpa,
I'm just a kid who lied to his mom.
600
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,636
I don't know what to do.
601
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:37,182
Well, you can start
by being who you are.
602
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,560
Who you were born to be.
603
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,650
Now, lying to your mom
is one thing,
604
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,152
but lying to yourself, Ace Jr.,
605
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:53,532
son, that leads
to a life of disappointment.
606
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,384
That's not normal.
607
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:16,638
I will be normal.
608
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,933
Ha.
609
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:25,021
Hi, this is Pennington Jr.
with a very special message just for you.
610
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,233
You're invited to
my birthday party. Lucky you.
611
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,819
Yes, I'm invited, I'm invited,
I'm invited.
612
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,654
I'm invited!
613
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,573
[crowd cheering]
614
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,575
[stammers]
Press.
615
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,911
Perez Ventura. I'm here
to interview Pennington Jr.
616
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,414
[grunts]
No, not on the list.
617
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:45,333
[Ace] List? What list? I don't care
about no stinking list.
618
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,961
I'm with The, uh...
The Daily Rumor Mill.
619
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,464
School paper? Familiar with
freedom of the press?
620
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,467
It's in something called
the Constitution of the United States.
621
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,094
You should read it sometime.
622
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,971
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't tase me, bro.
623
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,889
First Amendment violation.
Put me down.
624
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,224
[Pennington]
Let him through.
625
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:02,767
[man]
Put him down, boys.
626
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,314
Now that's admissible evidence.
627
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,940
I haven't been humiliated
like this
628
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,401
since they started making us
shower after P.E.
629
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,069
[groans]
630
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,742
We're on a tight schedule.
You got three minutes.
631
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,622
Is that a forest up there?
632
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,415
Man, you gotta clip
those nose hairs.
633
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,460
You could make a teddy bear
out of that. Wow.
634
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,547
Clean up Bigfoot here real nice.
635
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:36,092
We Penningtons pride ourselves
on good relations with the press
636
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,136
but the invitations
have already been recorded.
637
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,930
- There's nothing I can do.
- [man] Waiter? Lunch.
638
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,224
Please, take this pass.
639
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,934
It will get you into
the school gymnasium
640
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,227
on the day of the party,
641
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,021
where we'll be webcasting
the whole thing.
642
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:49,898
It'll make headlines.
643
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,401
Oh, that's terrific, sport.
Here's a few for you:
644
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,321
"Billionaire Boy
in Liposuction Incident."
645
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,284
Or "I Had Pennington Jr.'s
Alien Love Baby."
646
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,994
I'm great with Photoshop.
647
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,538
You're threatening invade
my privacy and blackmail me
648
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,165
unless I give you information.
649
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,292
I'm the paparazzi.
It's what I do.
650
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:13,338
But I will get off your back
if you tell me about this guy.
651
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:20,470
Dr. Michael Sickinger.
A brilliant scientist
652
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,681
who worked for our animal
genetics laboratory.
653
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,265
He's one of the finest.
654
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:25,433
Indubitably.
655
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,519
Unfortunately,
he's quite insane.
656
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,896
Incontinently.
657
00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:32,399
He harbors a bizarre hatred
for panda bears.
658
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,193
Incomprehensibly. Does he still
work for your father?
659
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,779
Oh, no. We fired him
just a few weeks ago.
660
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:41,199
I believe he's now the chief of
non-telegenic species research
661
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:43,993
- at the Dinosaur Fossils Foundation.
- [shutter clicking]
662
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,206
What?
663
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,709
I don't know
what it means either.
664
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,169
- You'll have to ask him yourself.
- Oh, I will.
665
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,047
[shutter clicking]
666
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,551
Bye-bye, then.
Every shot I take, a Picasso.
667
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,344
[sighs]
668
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,346
No touching the camera.
669
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,852
- Where's my rabbit, loser?
- Nice to see you too, Tara.
670
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,479
You were supposed
to find Breezy a week ago.
671
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,523
You owe us for the extra
therapy session.
672
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,443
I can't comment
on an ongoing investigation.
673
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:20,780
Aah! Holy magenta, you guys
look like a box of crayons.
674
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:24,284
Why do you guys always travel
in a flock?
675
00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:26,161
[Ace]
Ladies, is this really necessary?
676
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:28,455
Can't we talk this over
like civilized adults?
677
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,166
You can, uh, IM me
and I'll text you back.
678
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,668
You said I had 72 hours!
679
00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:37,464
You've had eight days.
680
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,090
Two kinds of people:
681
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,843
People that pee in the pool
and people who lie about it.
682
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,763
Find Mr. Chompers or you go
swimming again tomorrow.
683
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,556
[school bell ringing]
684
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,228
[both laughing]
685
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:53,855
[mimicking]
686
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,691
What?
687
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,568
Get to class, Ventura.
688
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,153
[mimicking]
689
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,157
I gotta break into
Dr. Sickinger's office
690
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,326
at the museum so you can upload
his hard drive.
691
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:09,329
[A Plus]
Oh, I can only do that in my lab.
692
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,622
[footsteps approaching]
693
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:13,792
Would you get out of there?
Come on, the coast is clear.
694
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,713
Sounds like a three-man job.
Hey, uh, why are you all wet...?
695
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,131
[speaking gibberish]
696
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,050
With the wet, okay?
697
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,803
About the three-man job...
698
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,888
I know someone.
699
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,891
But it's gonna take
all my power of persuasion
700
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:33,520
to convince this beautiful animal
lover to commit a level-five felony.
701
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:38,107
Please help me break into
the Dinosaur Fossil Foundation
702
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,943
so we can stop the guy
who stole Ting Tang
703
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,695
and save my mom
before she's sent to prison.
704
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,322
[gasps]
705
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,199
Um, okay.
706
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,369
- Really?
- Yeah.
707
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,665
Are those from my mom's garden?
708
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:54,916
Nah.
[Ox barks]
709
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,209
Shut up.
710
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,089
Right this way, folks.
Stick together.
711
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:08,179
Okay.
712
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,890
You are all in for
a very special treat.
713
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:15,311
The rarest, most complete
Tyrannosaurus skeleton in existence.
714
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:18,982
It has an estimated value
of $100 million.
715
00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:20,733
Uh-huh.
716
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:25,530
Do not touch it.
717
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,033
A hundred million dollars?
718
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,286
You want your koi fish back,
you're hot or not.
719
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,912
Don't worry,
this plan is gravy.
720
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,041
Everybody, stay close.
We're on a tight schedule.
721
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,298
Aw, T. rex, cool.
722
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:44,424
[man]
I'm sorry, sir.
723
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,217
No pets allowed.
724
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,177
He's my Seeing Eye dog.
725
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,138
He's facing backwards.
726
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:52,307
And you're not blind.
727
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:58,479
I can see again. I can see.
It's a miracle. It's a miracle.
728
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,899
- Sir. I mean it, you...
- [stammers] Fine.
729
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:01,983
I'll take him off.
730
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,278
[man]
Ha. I'm so sorry about all this.
731
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:07,947
[barks]
732
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,365
[growling]
733
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,662
Make him stop doing that.
He's a dog, it's a bone.
734
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:15,872
Do the math.
735
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,124
Wha...?
736
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,043
Oh. Oh, jeez.
737
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,712
Oxnard Hueneme Carpinteria
Ventura,
738
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,464
you get back here right now.
739
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,884
Sir, that is a priceless skeleton
unearthed in the badlands of...
740
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,178
[Ace] Oh, please. This thing's lasted
millions of years.
741
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,597
It's going to survive
a little doggy love nibble.
742
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,807
[rumbling]
743
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,440
Maybe not.
744
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,026
Oh, my!
745
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,199
Okay. Okay, I told you
it would work.
746
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,493
Now...Now go. I'll meet you
in the Dinosaur Cavern. Go.
747
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,370
[gasping]
748
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,961
Security!
749
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:12,971
[guard]
You seen a kid come out here?
750
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,681
Why are you guys
standing around?
751
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,516
Come on, let's go. Come on.
752
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:37,161
[screams]
753
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,555
- A plus, are you there?
- [A Plus] Affirmative.
754
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:58,891
Oh, this is so cool.
Now I have two friends.
755
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,728
Let's start a band.
You play an instrument?
756
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,479
I used to play the bagpipes,
757
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,606
but my legs are too skinny
for a kilt.
758
00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:08,484
Come on. I'm in the office,
and it's really freaky in here.
759
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,819
Tell me what to do.
760
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,619
[groaning]
761
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,124
- [man 1] Don't let him get away.
- [man 2] Over here.
762
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,126
[guard]
Bring backup. That's him.
763
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,211
[screams]
764
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,798
[screams, grunts]
765
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:33,676
Ha!
766
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,512
[beeping]
767
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,265
Okay, your program's running.
768
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,017
[A Plus]
Oh, one other thing.
769
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:42,769
What?
770
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,063
In my instant messenger,
771
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,483
can I move you
from contacts to buddies?
772
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:49,984
No.
773
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,903
- Can I put you on my Fave 5?
- No.
774
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,613
- Myspace add?
- Denied.
775
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:56,657
[A Plus]
But we're friends now, right?
776
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,659
Sure, A Plus. We're friends.
777
00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:01,370
And you're a girl, right?
778
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,705
Duh.
779
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:07,043
So I can call you my girlfriend,
right?
780
00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,045
Ew. Not.
781
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,089
Fine, be that way.
782
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,216
[guard 1]
There he goes, there he goes.
783
00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,843
Get out of my way, get out
of my way. No, I'm going first.
784
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,888
[all grunt]
785
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,556
[guard 1]
You...
786
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,273
Okay, it's finished.
787
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,949
[guard 1] He's over there.
788
00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,833
Beep, beep.
789
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,504
Copy that.
790
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,351
Come here.
791
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,858
[guards groaning]
792
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:20,658
Aah! Jeez, with the sneaking up
on me, okay?
793
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:23,744
Mission accomplished.
Where's Ox?
794
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,538
Well, I don't know,
he's a lone wolf.
795
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:27,790
- You're putting that bone back.
- Fine, I will.
796
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:30,001
- [guard] All right, he's in the tunnel.
- Let's go.
797
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:31,878
[guard]
Let's go. This way.
798
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,754
[guards grunting, panting]
799
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:46,684
[yelps]
800
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,397
- [guard 1] Stay where you are.
- [guard 2] Come on.
801
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,232
[guard 3]
Fan out.
802
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:55,526
Do you Heely?
803
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,696
[Zebrahead's "Anthem" playing]
804
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,323
[guard 3]
Right.
805
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:01,908
♪ Only she don't know it yet ♪
806
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,659
- Shall we?
- Let's do.
807
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,537
♪ Get up, get up
Let the good times roll ♪
808
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:07,747
Fun time's over.
809
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,081
♪ Take my heart and my soul ♪
810
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,374
♪ Get up, get up ♪
811
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:11,918
♪ Let the good times roll ♪
812
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,086
♪ On and on and on
And on ♪
813
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:15,838
♪ Feel like everybody else ♪
814
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,633
♪ Just needs to see
Through different eyes ♪
815
00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:20,676
♪ From the outside
Looking in ♪
816
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,721
♪ We shout the anthem
Of our lives ♪
817
00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,598
♪ Just like everybody else ♪
818
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,641
♪ I feel the pain...♪
819
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:27,642
[Ace]
Go.
820
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,853
♪ But I'll fight
To the bitter end ♪
821
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,647
Hey, that's my girl.
822
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,023
Ha. Got you.
823
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,276
- [grunts]
- [groans]
824
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,488
[Ace]
Ha-ha. Got you.
825
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:41,989
[whistles]
826
00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:46,285
Vamanos!
827
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:50,498
[Laura] You're not gonna let him
keep that.
828
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:52,041
[Ace]
I'll put it back later.
829
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,542
Hey, good job, Ox.
830
00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:55,419
[guard 1] Where are the kids?
What's this?
831
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:58,172
Where did they go? Which way?
832
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,467
- What? Bunch of idiots.
- Oh, man.
833
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:02,843
[all groaning]
834
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:05,554
[Hollander]
Her financial situation is dire,
835
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,348
and, as the bears' keeper,
836
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:10,685
she has ready access
to the panda house at any time.
837
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:13,104
The agency's skilled
forensics team has concluded
838
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,564
that the only fresh footprints
at the crime scene
839
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:17,316
belong to Mrs. Ventura.
840
00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:19,610
I object.
841
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,370
Excuse me.
842
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:31,289
Who are you?
843
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:34,625
Ace Ventura Darrow Hutz Junior,
Esquire
844
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,794
of the following law firms,
one minute.
845
00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:40,214
"Dewey, Fleeceum and Grab,
Wiley, Little and Weasel,
846
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,842
Shakem, Down and Hard,
Cheap, Ambulance and Chaser.
847
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:46,262
Imontha Take and Lovitt,
Ben Dover and Grunt
848
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:49,724
and the non-profit
Mater Innocentus."
849
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:54,437
My mom is innocent. Your Honor,
I represent the defendant.
850
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,606
Your Honor, this is ridiculous.
851
00:46:57,773 --> 00:46:59,692
He's a 12-year-old
behavioral case
852
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,610
and the defendant's son.
He can't...
853
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,030
This a bail hearing.
Character is pertinent.
854
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:05,656
Continue, young man.
855
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:09,243
Ow. That must've hurt
and it's only gonna get worse.
856
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,120
Pay attention.
857
00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:22,506
- Thank you, paralegal Laura.
- [Laura] You're very welcome.
858
00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,633
[grunting]
859
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,516
[Ace farts]
860
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,018
Oh, come on, Your Honor.
861
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,145
[Ace] Pardon me,
Your Honor. My bad.
862
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,482
[all murmuring]
863
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,033
Thank you,
pretty paralegal Laura.
864
00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:51,077
[Laura]
You're welcome, Mr. Esquire.
865
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,912
Come on, boys.
866
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,166
[crowd continues murmuring]
867
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:05,091
Drop it. Ungh! Okay.
I'm good, I'm good.
868
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,343
[grunting]
869
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,888
The only footprints that Agent
Hollander and his personal CSI...
870
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,599
Complete Stupid Idiots.
...found at the scene were...
871
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,935
Okay. Okay, a little help.
872
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,937
It's getting really heavy,
bailiffs. Please!
873
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,688
[gasps, breathing heavily]
874
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:22,858
And let me remind you,
you're under oath!
875
00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:24,110
Actually, I'm not.
876
00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,320
I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth!
877
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,739
Be seated, you maggot,
immediately if not sooner!
878
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,324
[panting]
879
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,534
[barks]
880
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:36,163
Anyway, the only footprints
that Ranger Blockhead found in the habitat
881
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,125
besides my mom's shoeprints
were panda prints.
882
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:42,503
The average panda
weighs 352 pounds
883
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,713
with a body mass index of 21.34.
884
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,257
At over 5 feet in length,
885
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:48,968
the panda has slightly
offset weight distribution.
886
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,512
They use a thumb-like modified
sesamoid bone for stability.
887
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:54,223
And they create
a 5-millimeter deep footprint.
888
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,643
But, as you can see, these are
2.3-millimeter deep footprints
889
00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:01,397
that I just created by adding
75 pounds to my weight.
890
00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:03,983
A man weighing 183 pounds
891
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:07,361
would establish a print depth
of 2.3 millimeters.
892
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:10,865
We are looking for a 183-pound
man, not a...
893
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,284
- Mom, how much do you weigh?
- A hundred and ten.
894
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,578
- You wanna be free or not?
- Uh, 135.
895
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,830
...hundred and thirty-five-pound
woman.
896
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,791
If the footprints don't fit,
you must acquit.
897
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:23,419
[audience clapping]
898
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,046
- Order! Order.
- [Ace] Thank you, thank you.
899
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:28,966
It's Ventura with a V
as in victory.
900
00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:31,343
I plead for acquittal,
Your Honor.
901
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:36,348
Game, set, match.
Cut, print, moving on and scene.
902
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:38,934
Let me get this straight.
903
00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:42,438
You trespassed
on a federal crime scene.
904
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:45,065
Or you're just making
all this up.
905
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,859
[scoffing]
906
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:52,198
- Um, well...
- Mm-hm.
907
00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:53,991
It's a hypothesis.
908
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,327
A theory, if you will.
909
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,454
Well, that's terrific,
tiger.
910
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:01,999
But right now the grownups
have to send your mommy to jail
911
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,337
unless, uh, someone else wants
to put on a Halloween costume
912
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:07,922
and vandalize the courtroom.
913
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,216
[audience laughing]
914
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:14,053
[Barnes bangs gavel]
Order. I'm sorry, young man.
915
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,846
It's an interesting theory,
916
00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:18,557
but this case involves
an endangered species,
917
00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:20,434
international relations.
918
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,937
Bail is set at $500,000.
919
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,396
[Ace groans,
audience groans]
920
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,564
[Barnes]
Melissa Ventura,
921
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:27,858
you're remanded to the
custody of the state of Florida.
922
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:30,027
[Barnes bangs gavel,
Ox whimpers]
923
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:33,948
[Melissa] Ace, where did you get
all that information?
924
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,284
- You promised that you wouldn't.
- But Grandpa said that he...
925
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,119
[Melissa]
He carries around a dead dog.
926
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,038
It's not dead,
it's just sleeping.
927
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:42,998
I thought I could
help solve the case
928
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,334
by finding Ting Tang
or something,
929
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,253
but no one believes me.
Not even you.
930
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,673
Of course I do.
I just don't wanna lose you.
931
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:54,301
- Like you lost Dad.
- Yeah, like I lost Dad.
932
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,722
I realize now that no matter
what I say,
933
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,516
you're gonna be who you are.
934
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,435
I want you to know the truth
about your dad.
935
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:07,022
I just didn't talk about him
or what he did because I...
936
00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:10,859
I didn't want you
to follow in his footsteps.
937
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,736
Well, what happened to him?
938
00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:16,615
He was on a case.
939
00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,451
Using an ultralight plane,
940
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:22,413
he was leading a flock
of disabled Canadian snow geese
941
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:25,040
back to their winter
breeding ground in Miami.
942
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,586
[sobbing] They said that he got
disoriented,
943
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:31,589
that he vanished from radar
944
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,674
somewhere over
the Bermuda Triangle.
945
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,218
Oh, Ace, oh.
946
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:40,806
[guard] Time is up, convict, on the bus.
947
00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:44,351
[Melissa] Oh. Oh, I've been
saving something for you.
948
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,980
Your father bought this.
949
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:51,025
He wanted you to have it
when you were old enough,
950
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:52,735
and now you are.
951
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,779
Look up in the attic.
You'll find it there.
952
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:57,781
No, Mom, I promise,
I'll be normal.
953
00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:59,617
Be who you are, Ace!
954
00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:01,827
No, Hollander will find
the panda-napper.
955
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:03,329
We'll be a family again.
956
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:04,830
I love you, Ace!
957
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,582
I love you, Mom.
958
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,510
Ace, I'm so sorry.
959
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:20,763
So, what do we do now?
960
00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:23,682
Nothing. I'm a loser.
961
00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:25,267
It's over.
962
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,353
Sorry about
your koi fish.
963
00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:29,563
Come on, Ox.
964
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,025
Hey, Laura,
where the heck is Bermuda?
965
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,111
[Laura]
I have no idea.
966
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:54,046
That's not what I think it is,
is it?
967
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:55,881
I guess.
968
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,509
Your mom gave that to you?
969
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,679
Yeah,
but it's not important.
970
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:05,265
What about the animals?
971
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:08,268
Animals have never brought me
anything but trouble.
972
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,562
I gotta be like everyone else,
Grandpa.
973
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,189
You can't.
974
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,733
Well, I will
if it kills me.
975
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:19,113
You'll never be like everyone else
'cause you're one in a million.
976
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,407
Just like your ancestors.
977
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,784
Just like your father.
978
00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:25,994
Eat your own food, Ox.
979
00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:30,457
I've been trying to get you
to figure this out,
980
00:53:30,582 --> 00:53:33,711
but I guess I'm just gonna
have to come out and say it.
981
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:35,629
Say what?
982
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,381
The magic word.
983
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,387
Don't you know what you are?
984
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,182
I'm a...I'm a kid, right?
985
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,102
You're more than that.
986
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,855
You're a pet...
987
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,026
detective.
988
00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,493
- Like my dad?
- Yeah.
989
00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:08,704
Well, what was he like?
990
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,414
Just like you.
991
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,252
And you know,
992
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,464
this thing you threw away?
993
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:24,011
This is the key to your future.
994
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,345
[gasping]
995
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,151
[whispers]
Alrighty, then.
996
00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:25,614
[Tone Loc's
"Ace Is In the House" playing]
997
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,658
[Tarzan yell]
998
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,624
♪ Tricks are for kids
And men are for tricks ♪
999
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,210
♪ Ace
He's the number one pet dick ♪
1000
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,629
♪ No need for a fire man
When your cat's up a tree ♪
1001
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,589
♪ He's the one that you hire
Man ♪
1002
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,758
♪ Down with the ladies
As a lover ♪
1003
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,301
♪ Undercover ♪
1004
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:49,096
♪ Yo, tell him where he's at
My brothers ♪
1005
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,889
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1006
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:54,601
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1007
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,312
♪ Yo
Tell 'em where Ace is at ♪
1008
00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:58,814
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1009
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:00,607
- Nice outfit.
- [kids laugh]
1010
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,109
Let's talk fashion.
1011
00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:05,237
Tara's wearing the latest in the
spoiled and shallow collection.
1012
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:06,822
Love the shoes. Hate you.
1013
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,699
Ventura, our therapist
said for us
1014
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:11,743
to order you to stop inflicting
emotional damage on us.
1015
00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:14,663
Franken Berry called. Count
Chocula wants his wardrobe back.
1016
00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:17,207
And the sun's out.
Get back in your caskets.
1017
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,501
Is there a veterinarian
in the house?
1018
00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:22,462
Because these are some
sick puppies. Aah!
1019
00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,256
Hey, watch the hair.
1020
00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:27,301
Oxnard, I need you!
1021
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:30,804
{\an8}[barking]
1022
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,065
[sighs]
1023
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:44,651
Time for another
motivational dunking, dork.
1024
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,278
No, but you don't underst...
1025
00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:47,821
[barking]
1026
00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:53,285
Jeez, next time you're late
like that, I'm buying a cat.
1027
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,372
[all whimpering]
1028
00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,417
Tell your dog to back off,
Ventura.
1029
00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:03,045
Are you crazy?
I'm not going near him.
1030
00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:04,296
He looks rabid,
1031
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,506
and he can smell your fear.
1032
00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:12,471
You are Sparta!
1033
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,264
[all yelling]
1034
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,026
What about our alligator?
1035
00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:28,487
I told you I'd find him
and I will.
1036
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:32,282
But right now
I've got bigger fish to fry.
1037
00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:34,117
Oxnard!
1038
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,577
[speaking in French]
1039
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:36,828
Muchacho!
1040
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,665
Oh, and, uh, sorry about
that whole buying-a-cat thing.
1041
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:41,625
Ace?
1042
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:45,921
Ventura Jr.
1043
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:48,590
pet detective.
1044
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,969
Um, okay.
1045
00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,012
What's wrong?
1046
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,723
The question, young Laura,
is what is right?
1047
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,393
The answer: everything.
1048
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,521
So you feel like
solving that case?
1049
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,564
Thought you gave up?
1050
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:07,192
Even Tiger Woods shanks one
from time to time.
1051
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,528
[as Sean Connery]
But the past is past.
1052
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:10,779
Now, A Plus?
1053
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,532
Wow. This table is great.
1054
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,326
I looked through Sickinger's
hard drive.
1055
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,703
He's a biological researcher
1056
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:19,871
specializing
in non-telegenic
1057
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,665
endangered organisms.
1058
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,876
In English, Mr. Spock.
1059
00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:26,962
He advocates for ugly animals.
1060
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:30,048
He planned a demonstration
for like-minded activists
1061
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:32,551
at a publicity stop
for a famous feline.
1062
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:39,141
Okay, I didn't understand
a word you just said
1063
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:41,309
except for "ugly animals"
and "Sickinger."
1064
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,936
He's organizing a protest
1065
00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:45,063
at Tabby the Tabby's
autograph session
1066
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,566
at the Animals Actors' studio
at Universal, Orlando.
1067
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:48,692
Oh.
1068
00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:51,153
Well, looks like
we're going on a field trip.
1069
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,779
L'chaim!
1070
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,616
I'll take a few of these
for the road.
1071
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,909
Two percent next time.
1072
00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:00,203
[A Plus] Field trip? Wait, do I need
a permission slip?
1073
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,663
[Ace]
No, you don't.
1074
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,082
[woman]
Have a meow-tastic day.
1075
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:08,587
Thanks for coming. Tabby says,
"Have a meow-tastic day."
1076
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:13,675
Thanks for coming. Tabby says,
"Have a meow-tastic day."
1077
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:17,179
Thanks for coming. Tabby says,
"Have a meow-tastic day."
1078
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,974
Thanks for coming...
1079
00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,684
There's Sickinger.
1080
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:25,145
[woman] Tabby says,
"Have a meow-tastic day ."
1081
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:28,398
Thanks for coming. Tabby says,
"Have a meow-tastic day."
1082
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,567
[Sickinger]
No justice, no peace!
1083
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,028
Equal treatment
for ugly species!
1084
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:34,946
No justice, no peace!
1085
00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,573
Equal treatment
for ugly species!
1086
00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:38,992
Take him down!
He's an eco-terrorist!
1087
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:43,121
[guard] Cease and desist immediately
or I'll be forced to use this!
1088
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:46,249
Don't even think about moving.
Slow down. Just stop.
1089
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,711
[Sickinger] Don't Tase me.
Don't Tase me, bro.
1090
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,380
- [guard] Get him.
- No justice, no peace!
1091
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:54,049
No justice, no...
1092
00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:56,426
Oh.
1093
00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:58,970
[Sickinger coughing]
1094
00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:01,431
We shall not be silenced!
1095
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,183
Be quiet.
1096
01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:06,103
Ugly animals of the world,
unite!
1097
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:09,689
- You have nothing to lose...
- This guy is crazy.
1098
01:00:10,065 --> 01:00:11,358
...but your leashes!
1099
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,610
We shall not be silenced!
1100
01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,112
- [taser buzzes]
- Ow.
1101
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:17,823
[woman]
Aah! Tabby is gone!
1102
01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:21,118
Find Tabby! Tabby's gone!
1103
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:23,495
Yikes, Tabby's been nabbied.
1104
01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:26,289
- Tabby! Tabby!
- This is bigger than I thought.
1105
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:27,874
Sickinger must be running
1106
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,876
some sort of criminal
animal-napping network.
1107
01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,754
Oh, the humanity! Tabby!
1108
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,464
I know you don't want to, Ace,
1109
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,216
but you better talk to
Hollander.
1110
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,510
- [woman] Tabby's gone!
- Now he'll listen to you.
1111
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:42,848
- You're not listening!
- I'm sorry, what? Ha, ha.
1112
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:45,892
Dr. Sickinger.
He was creating a distraction
1113
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,436
at the Animal Actors stadium
when Tabby the Tabby vanished.
1114
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:51,648
This is a major criminal
network. We have evidence.
1115
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:53,733
- Tabby the Tabby.
- Catnapped.
1116
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:56,027
- Ting Tang.
- You know what happened.
1117
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,070
Princess.
1118
01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,655
[Ace] Championship West Highland
terrier.
1119
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:02,117
Her Majesty was stolen
from an international dog show
1120
01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:03,743
- last week.
- Freedom the Hawk.
1121
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:06,329
Mascot for the Stars and Stripes
Burger Company,
1122
01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,666
his freedom was taken away
when he was stolen last month.
1123
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:12,502
They even took Snuggles,
the fabric softening bear.
1124
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,713
- They took Snuggles?
- Yes.
1125
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,131
And?
1126
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:19,301
Sickinger's organization
is stealing famous animals.
1127
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:21,845
- Yeah.
- Jeez.
1128
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,431
You're welcome for solving
the case, doing your job.
1129
01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:27,350
Need me to wipe your butt
for you? I just did.
1130
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:30,729
So when can I get
my mom back?
1131
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,648
Ten, 20 years, I'd say.
1132
01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:35,025
What?
1133
01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:38,195
You see, doorstop,
a major investigation like this
1134
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,614
takes on a life all of its own.
1135
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:42,699
I think your mom's guilty,
1136
01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:45,452
and I spent all morning on CNN
saying she is.
1137
01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:48,788
Her case is putting this agency on the
map, look at all the stuff they gave us.
1138
01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:50,707
And that's just the beginning.
Get this:
1139
01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:55,086
CSI: Fish and Wildlife.
1140
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,214
Guess who's gonna play me?
1141
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,091
- Gumby.
- [groans]
1142
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,302
I didn't want it to have to
come to this, Russell,
1143
01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:04,596
- but now it's on.
- Aha.
1144
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:06,556
Ha!
1145
01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:08,975
Ha!
1146
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:11,061
- Out.
- With the pushing.
1147
01:02:11,186 --> 01:02:13,313
- Come on, out.
- I am gonna get Sickinger,
1148
01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:15,398
solve this case,
prove my mom's innocent,
1149
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,442
and show the world
what an idiot you are.
1150
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:19,236
[Hollander]
Uh-huh. Nice hair.
1151
01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:21,988
[all laughing]
1152
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,203
[man]
This used to be
1153
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:31,665
the most pristine
tyrannosaurus skeleton on Earth,
1154
01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:35,418
formerly valued at $100 million.
1155
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:38,088
{\an8}[Ace] Ahem, how much is it worth now?
Ahem.
1156
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,507
{\an8}Substantially less.
1157
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:44,636
{\an8}Please, do not touch it.
1158
01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:48,223
{\an8}Let's move very carefully
to the gift shop.
1159
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,023
I don't think it looks
that bad.
1160
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,525
Here, you put it back.
1161
01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,818
You put it back.
1162
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,227
- [Sickinger] Yes?
- Dr. Sickinger, I presume.
1163
01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:37,105
[stammering]
What? Wait. Uh, Uh...
1164
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,025
Who are you?
1165
01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:43,903
{\an8}Ace Ventura Jr., pet detective.
1166
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,781
Ha, ha. You're kidding me,
right?
1167
01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:48,575
Do I look like I'm kidding?
1168
01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:53,997
Oh, I get it. Ha.
1169
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,916
Young supporters of the cause,
yes.
1170
01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,877
Oh, it's brilliant. Yes, yes.
1171
01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:01,880
You're never too young
for political mobilization, huh?
1172
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,965
We don't wanna join
your movement.
1173
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:07,635
Look, buddy, my mom's in jail
because of you,
1174
01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,679
so tell us where the panda is
1175
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,765
so we can get him back
to the zoo.
1176
01:04:12,974 --> 01:04:15,685
If I were going to steal
an animal from the zoo,
1177
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,481
the panda is the last one
I...I'd take.
1178
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,485
I don't think you understand.
1179
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:25,320
[guitar twangs]
1180
01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,239
This is the Madagascan aye-aye.
1181
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:29,616
[groans]
1182
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,577
The proboscis monkey.
1183
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:35,288
- Big nose.
- Ew.
1184
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,999
[Sickinger]
Hmph. The Chinese paddlefish.
1185
01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,627
- Oh.
- Ugh.
1186
01:04:42,003 --> 01:04:43,630
[Sickinger]
The marabou stork.
1187
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,632
[quacking]
1188
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:49,594
Yeah, all of them endangered.
Yet no one's ever heard of them.
1189
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,389
- You know why?
- No.
1190
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,558
They're hideous.
1191
01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:57,977
Ugly.
1192
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,189
- Butt ugly, actually.
- You got it there.
1193
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:03,691
- [Sickinger] Whoops! Ha, ha.
- Ugh.
1194
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,860
- Sorry, that one's from vacation.
- [retching]
1195
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,779
Ace, shoot me now.
1196
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:11,116
Lights, ha, lights. Ahem.
1197
01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:16,538
And this has what to do
with the panda?
1198
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:18,373
Well, everything.
1199
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:22,669
We put all of these
"cute" creatures in zoos
1200
01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:27,173
and then we spend insane amounts
of money to protect them.
1201
01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:29,300
And for what, huh?
1202
01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,678
[gagging]
1203
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:34,848
I started the PandaFanatic
website to, uh...
1204
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:38,393
To, uh, get attention
for my, uh, cause.
1205
01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,228
That's all.
1206
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,567
I didn't kidnap Ting Tang
1207
01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:48,027
or any of those other animals.
1208
01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,823
All species of animals,
including the ugly ones,
1209
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,534
should be treated with the
same respect as the cute ones,
1210
01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,327
like pandas...
1211
01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:01,541
I think I just busted this case
wide open.
1212
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,210
Amigos.
1213
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:06,463
Vamanos!
1214
01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:09,299
[tires skid]
1215
01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:11,009
I...I have a car.
1216
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:14,762
[Laura]
Ace, so, what's going on?
1217
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,765
Well, here's the plot
up until now.
1218
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:20,852
Our perpetrator
is stealing famous animals,
1219
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,146
and there's none more famous
than Calypso.
1220
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,440
He played the hero unicorn
in the epic trilogy
1221
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:26,941
they shot in New Zealand.
1222
01:06:27,192 --> 01:06:29,861
His owners are doing a benefit
magic performance today,
1223
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:31,321
and I got a feeling our thief
1224
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,823
is gonna try and steal him
there. Punch it.
1225
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:38,203
[tires squealing]
1226
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:41,915
Here's the plan.
Doc, you watch the exits. Ox,
1227
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:45,627
you watch doc.
1228
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:47,128
Let's go.
1229
01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:49,756
[cooing]
1230
01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:54,719
[Ace] Okay, when we get past this,
A Plus, Laura, split up.
1231
01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:56,596
Whoever finds Calypso, call in.
1232
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,515
We'll stake out the perpetrators
1233
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,642
and wait for them
to reveal themselves.
1234
01:07:02,894 --> 01:07:06,231
[audience cheering, applauding]
1235
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,982
I've been looking around here
all day.
1236
01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:09,943
I...I can't find Calypso.
1237
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,653
He's right over there.
1238
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,279
For my next illusion...
1239
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,115
- Ooh, magic show.
- [magician] ...I need a volunteer.
1240
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:17,909
[audience]
Me, me, me!
1241
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:20,036
[magician] A volunteer, anyone.
[Ace] Me. Here. Me.
1242
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:22,872
- [magician] Who wants in the show?
- [Ace] Pick me. Me.
1243
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,542
- You. How about you?
- No, not her.
1244
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:28,378
No, no, no, me.
Wanna-be magic man, right here.
1245
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,255
- Anyone else?
- [Ace] No, me. He-he, me.
1246
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:32,006
Sure, son.
Okay, go inspect the box.
1247
01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:34,175
You'll see that there are
no mirrors.
1248
01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:37,887
There are no strings.
There are no trap doors.
1249
01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:40,848
- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
1250
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,851
Ace Irwin Ventura Jr.,
at your service.
1251
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,311
[magician]
This is as real as it gets.
1252
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:48,565
- Don't worry, you'll be okay.
- [magician] This is what I do.
1253
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:52,068
- Are there any back doors?
- There are no back doors.
1254
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:54,779
- Are there any mirrors?
- No mirrors.
1255
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,864
All right, go on.
1256
01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,784
- Stranger danger.
- Thank you. Give him a big hand.
1257
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,828
Raise the box.
1258
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,330
You won't believe
what you're about to see.
1259
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:06,291
Everyone remain calm.
1260
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:11,087
One, two, three!
1261
01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,050
[audience cheering]
1262
01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:25,518
And now close the box.
1263
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,395
Raise the box, gentlemen.
1264
01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:29,856
I'm a professional,
so nobody try this at home.
1265
01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:31,441
And now
1266
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,401
Calypso.
1267
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,904
[audience gasps]
1268
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,327
What the...?
1269
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,247
- [girl 1] What happened?
- [girl 2] My God.
1270
01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:47,582
[man]
Where's my horse?
1271
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,751
Where's Calypso?
1272
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:52,629
- That horse gets 6 million a picture.
- Where's Calypso?
1273
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:54,964
- Houdini, I want him back now.
- That kid right there.
1274
01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:57,008
The volunteer.
He must know something.
1275
01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:00,345
Me? No. Where would I be keeping
a horse that big, in my pocket?
1276
01:09:00,595 --> 01:09:01,596
Where's Calypso?
1277
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,098
I don't know,
your mother's house?
1278
01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:05,850
- No, no, he's just joking.
- Come on.
1279
01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:08,394
- Just get him.
- [man] Hey. Hey, kid.
1280
01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:10,021
- Where are you going?
- [woman] Stop.
1281
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,898
- [Ace] Slow down, Simba.
- [man] Kid.
1282
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:13,775
[Laura]
Ace, Calypso's really gone?
1283
01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:16,152
[Ace] Yeah, my plan worked.
[A Plus] What plan?
1284
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,987
I fed him
one of your homing devices.
1285
01:09:18,112 --> 01:09:20,782
Strawberry gummy, he loved it.
Now he's gonna lead us
1286
01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,283
to whoever's behind
all this treachery.
1287
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:25,703
- [man] Get him.
- [woman] Stop. There they are.
1288
01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,872
[Ace]
Doc. Sickinger, start the car.
1289
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:29,499
I think they have rabies!
1290
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:30,833
[indistinct yelling]
1291
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,795
Here. Dog. Now. Car, car.
1292
01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:36,881
- Seatbelts.
- [Ace] Seatbelts?
1293
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,800
What, are you kidding me?
Let's go.
1294
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:40,093
[Sickinger]
Okay, here we go.
1295
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:42,303
Where's my horse?
1296
01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:48,393
Oh, they're getting off
the highway at Palm Grove.
1297
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,812
That's where the rich kids
from our school live.
1298
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,438
But where exactly?
1299
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,482
My invitation.
1300
01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:55,900
[mimicking]
My invitation.
1301
01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:00,238
You're invited
to my birthday party...
1302
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:04,283
...this Saturday
at 3421 Tropicana Avenue.
1303
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:09,288
Okay, party people, suit up.
1304
01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:12,291
Party.
I haven't partied since '99.
1305
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:13,668
[Ace]
Ox, vamanos.
1306
01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:14,961
[barks]
1307
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,590
- [Sickinger] Here?
- [A Plus] No, wait.
1308
01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:20,842
No, up there. Left.
1309
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,928
No, no, wait. Straight.
Okay, stop. Stop right here.
1310
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,097
- [Sickinger] Stop? Stop?
- [A Plus] No, no. Stop.
1311
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,433
Stop here. Stop.
I'm stopping, backseat driver.
1312
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,818
All right, Laura and I
are going inside.
1313
01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:41,654
If we're not back by 3:00,
implement...
1314
01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:46,701
Plan B.
1315
01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:50,246
Synchronize watches. Let's go.
1316
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:55,877
A red carpet?
What is this, an awards show?
1317
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,462
Where's Joan Rivers
when you need her?
1318
01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:59,922
Hey, you, make sure no weirdoes
get in here.
1319
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:02,842
Talk about filthy stinking rich.
Where's the back of the line?
1320
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,136
You know where the line is?
How's the wife and kids?
1321
01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:07,597
- What's the word I'm looking for?
- [Laura] It's very regal.
1322
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,183
- Exactly. Egomaniacal.
- [man] Invitation, please.
1323
01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:12,310
- Thank you.
- Holy Shaq.
1324
01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,729
How many puberties
have you gone through?
1325
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:17,273
[man]
All right.
1326
01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:19,817
Thank you.
Wear the wristband at all times.
1327
01:11:21,736 --> 01:11:25,323
- Whoa. Invite only, kid.
- He's my date.
1328
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,076
- What, did you lose a bet?
- Oh, ha, ha, ha!
1329
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,411
You're killing me, Smalls.
1330
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,914
How about you pick on
somebody your own size?
1331
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:34,290
Like Sasquatch.
1332
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:36,250
- Now band me.
- [man] Yeah.
1333
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,961
Gray areas
are off-limits.
1334
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,463
[Ace]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1335
01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,381
[metal detector beeping]
1336
01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:45,843
- [man] Electronic device.
- Here.
1337
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:47,970
Don't touchy the hair.
1338
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:49,514
I haven't been treated
this badly
1339
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,058
since I got sick in a country
with socialized medicine.
1340
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:56,062
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ You're like a Rolling Stone ♪
1341
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:59,273
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ To take you on your own ♪
1342
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:00,858
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1343
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,944
♪ I'm a look and you've...♪
1344
01:12:03,277 --> 01:12:05,363
Ten thousand shares
of Exxon stock.
1345
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:06,864
Awesome.
1346
01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:08,241
I got a Rolex.
1347
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,661
Didn't you
bring him a gift?
1348
01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:13,704
[Ace] Yeah, I got him the one thing
he doesn't have.
1349
01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:15,081
- What?
- Nothing.
1350
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,334
Holy real estate.
1351
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:21,212
♪ The man is in the ocean
Set to work it out ♪
1352
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:22,380
♪ Shout ♪
1353
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,966
This place probably
has its own ZIP code.
1354
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:27,510
We're gonna need an exit visa
to get out of here.
1355
01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,804
[boy]
Best party ever. Bananas.
1356
01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:31,931
[crowd gasps]
1357
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:34,725
[guard] Out of the way, please.
Make room for Mr. Pennington.
1358
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,436
- Ooh, it's Mr. Big-Scary-Billionaire-Man.
- [guard] Get out of the way.
1359
01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:43,818
Pirates of the Caribbean is
the other side of town, sport.
1360
01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:45,319
Don't touch me.
1361
01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:47,321
[guard]
Stay back, people. Thank you.
1362
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,323
- Out of the way, please.
- He's mean.
1363
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,869
Young ladies and gentlemen,
1364
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:57,206
may I direct your attention
to the sky.
1365
01:12:58,541 --> 01:12:59,584
[helicopter whirring]
1366
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,382
The Pennington Estate
now proudly presents
1367
01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:08,467
the moment we've all
been waiting for.
1368
01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:10,011
Put your hands together,
1369
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:14,974
and welcome my son,
Pennington Jr.
1370
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,353
[crowd screaming]
1371
01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:23,524
Wow.
1372
01:13:23,691 --> 01:13:25,484
- [Pennington] Hi, everybody, hi.
- Big deal.
1373
01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:27,862
Hi, how are you?
Great to see you.
1374
01:13:28,195 --> 01:13:29,322
Thanks for coming.
1375
01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:34,952
- How are we gonna get inside?
- Ooh, I know.
1376
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:36,370
Let's crash
into the back door
1377
01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:38,414
in our million-dollar
personal helicopter.
1378
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:39,457
Ace.
1379
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,709
- [Pennington] ...glad to be here.
- I'm working on it.
1380
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:44,128
[Pennington] Hey, Laura,
glad you could make it.
1381
01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:47,840
- Hi, how are you?
- [crowd continues screaming]
1382
01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:51,427
Well, I asked my father
for the best party ever,
1383
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:52,845
and, as you can see,
1384
01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,848
what a Pennington wants,
a Pennington gets.
1385
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:56,974
[chuckles]
1386
01:13:57,224 --> 01:13:59,435
- So for the next four hours...
- I got it. Let's go.
1387
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,937
...do not embarrass yourselves
1388
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:03,940
by breaking any
of the following rules. Dad?
1389
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:10,071
Gifts in the party bags
are not tax deductible.
1390
01:14:10,655 --> 01:14:13,157
Do not take any photos.
1391
01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:16,786
Anyone found to be outside
of the designated areas
1392
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:20,039
will be prosecuted to
the fullest extent of the law.
1393
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,042
Have fun, kids.
1394
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:27,213
[Pennington] We'll cut the cake
in 45 minutes.
1395
01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:30,549
Until then,
happy birthday to me.
1396
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,385
[crowd cheering]
1397
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:38,975
Ace.
1398
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,060
[speaking indistinctly]
I'm thinking.
1399
01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:44,105
- Down here.
- Yeah.
1400
01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:48,859
Ow! Watch the hair.
1401
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,744
[rustling]
1402
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:11,298
Will you stop spinning?
I'm dizzy.
1403
01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:13,217
Let's go.
1404
01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:16,804
- Ooh, the tunnel of love.
- In your dreams, Ace.
1405
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,389
How did you know about that?
1406
01:15:18,556 --> 01:15:20,433
Oxnard. Big mouth.
1407
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:22,601
I got it.
1408
01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:31,694
[Ace]
Follow me.
1409
01:15:45,332 --> 01:15:47,001
Who's the man? Tss.
1410
01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:54,050
They could have seen you.
1411
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,353
[sniffing]
1412
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,773
Why do you keep
doing that?
1413
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,357
That's just how I roll, baby.
1414
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,525
[sniffing]
1415
01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,699
If Scooby-Doo
has taught me anything,
1416
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:21,535
it's that one of these books
will activate a secret door.
1417
01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:22,870
[Ace sniffing]
1418
01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:30,628
Earthy, sweet,
1419
01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:33,923
a strong bouquet of bamboo
with a slight infusion of crocus.
1420
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:38,344
Just a touch of wild grass
and butt.
1421
01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:42,723
I smell panda poop.
1422
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:45,601
Excellent year.
1423
01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:47,603
[sniffing]
1424
01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:49,480
[continues sniffing]
1425
01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,860
[screams]
1426
01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:02,785
How did you know that?
1427
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,453
I'm a meddling kid.
1428
01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:12,336
[sniffs deeply,
gasps]
1429
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:17,007
Dookie marks the spot.
Must be Poo-mas.
1430
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:19,135
Or Jimmy Poo.
1431
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:20,970
The Penningtons
think they're smart,
1432
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,680
but they're quite "poo-pid."
1433
01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:24,723
We've caught them
brown-footed.
1434
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,559
They really stepped in it.
1435
01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:28,811
Okay, Ace,
enough with this crap.
1436
01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:30,521
Wha...? Oh.
1437
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:33,732
You said crap. You did.
Okay, fine, fine.
1438
01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,611
[dialing, ringing]
1439
01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:39,697
[man]
National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife.
1440
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:40,906
How can I direct your call?
1441
01:17:41,115 --> 01:17:44,201
Oh, yes, um, I have an anonymous
tip for Agent Hollander.
1442
01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:47,663
Is he currently on duty?
Ha, ha.
1443
01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:49,540
[watch beeps]
1444
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,625
Uh, gum.
I need a piece of gum.
1445
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,960
Here.
1446
01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:09,268
We received a tip instructing
us to come to this address.
1447
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:11,061
From whom?
1448
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:13,022
Anonymous.
1449
01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:16,817
The tip said that the case
of the missing panda cub
1450
01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,235
- has been solved.
- Oof!
1451
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,404
You're the one
who called in the tip?
1452
01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:23,490
That's it, short stack,
now you're in big trouble.
1453
01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:25,534
No, no, no.
He's in big trouble.
1454
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:29,413
We found these shoes
in his closet.
1455
01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:33,959
It proves that my mom
didn't steal the panda.
1456
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:37,338
I think I understand.
1457
01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:42,885
This cartoon has taken advantage
of my son's hospitality.
1458
01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:46,305
He's found some cheap
costume store haberdashery,
1459
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,683
snuck it in as a birthday gift
and planted it in my home.
1460
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:52,102
Now he expects you to believe
that I used these
1461
01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,688
ridiculous things
in the commission of a crime?
1462
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:55,814
[laughs]
1463
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:56,982
Yes.
1464
01:18:57,441 --> 01:19:00,569
Can you believe this guy?
I mean, he's pathetic.
1465
01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:02,446
I'm glad I'm not in his shoes.
1466
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,241
No pun intended.
He's been trying to save his mom
1467
01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:07,201
with all sorts
of crazy theories.
1468
01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:08,369
Get rid of these.
1469
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:12,539
He came by the NBFW command
center just the other day.
1470
01:19:12,623 --> 01:19:14,500
- National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife?
- Yeah.
1471
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,210
I play golf with your director.
1472
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:19,129
You'll have to join us
next time, Agent...?
1473
01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,757
Hollander. Uh, Russell
Hollander. That would be great.
1474
01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:24,009
How's the investigation coming?
I'd read...
1475
01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:27,471
Hey. Hey, hometown. You're
not here to be interviewed.
1476
01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,224
Now arrest this guy
and let my mom out.
1477
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:33,686
Uh, would you excuse me
for one second, Mr. Pennington?
1478
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:35,437
Call me Pennington.
1479
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,733
Don't you worry, Ventura.
I'm gonna make an arrest.
1480
01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:42,319
Two of them, in fact.
Because you're out of control.
1481
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:45,364
You wanna see out of control?
Let's go, right now. Ha.
1482
01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:49,493
Ha. I win, bedhead.
Take these two in.
1483
01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:50,869
Ex-squeeze me?
1484
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:52,496
[stammering]
1485
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:55,708
You're both locked up until
the panda case is completed.
1486
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,668
We don't need
any more distractions.
1487
01:19:58,002 --> 01:19:59,169
[watch beeping]
1488
01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,422
- Three o'clock.
- [tires screeching]
1489
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,923
What the hell is that?
1490
01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:04,133
Plan B.
1491
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,511
- [car horn honking]
- [Sickinger] Sorry. Sorry.
1492
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:11,181
- Ah. Panda song.
- [Sickinger] Here we go.
1493
01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:13,350
[panda bleating on recording]
1494
01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,853
Sweet sound of a mother panda
calling her young.
1495
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:16,937
Hello.
1496
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:21,150
Oops. Uh, we're out of power.
The house is clean.
1497
01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:25,863
Check around back.
Okay.
1498
01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,659
[Hollander] They're small.
Why'd you let them go?
1499
01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:32,953
- They're little people.
- [Ace] Turn it up. Go.
1500
01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:35,539
Ting Tang will hear his mom
calling him.
1501
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,333
[Hollander]
Catch up with them.
1502
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,378
Let's go, go.
Get the guy with the boom box.
1503
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,380
[Ox barking]
1504
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,011
[Ace] Over there,
point them over there.
1505
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:51,513
[Sickinger shouting]
1506
01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:06,070
Congratulations.
1507
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,614
You found my horse stalls.
1508
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,699
[Hollander] I apologize for the
misunderstanding.
1509
01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:13,160
Just get him off my property.
1510
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,788
Silence.
They're all here.
1511
01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:18,248
Come on, half-pint,
I'm getting tired of this.
1512
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,708
Ha!
1513
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:26,632
Don't go near those doors!
1514
01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:31,178
[gasps]
1515
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:33,597
[Ace]
Princess. Tabby.
1516
01:21:33,764 --> 01:21:35,015
[meows]
1517
01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,604
Otter. Piggy.
1518
01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:48,028
Tortoise, Freedom the Hawk,
be free.
1519
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:50,572
Possum.
1520
01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:53,033
[inaudible]
1521
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:57,287
[meows]
1522
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,039
[whimpers]
1523
01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:11,009
Ting Tang, I found you.
Touchdown.
1524
01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,137
Go to the haystack.
I'll be right back.
1525
01:22:15,556 --> 01:22:17,307
- [Hollander] Oh, no, you don't.
- Ha.
1526
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:18,559
[hoof beats approaching]
1527
01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,400
Come to me, my jungle friends.
1528
01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,239
[whoops]
1529
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,463
[screaming]
1530
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:52,926
Vámonos amigos!
1531
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,931
You had everything, sir.
Why did you do this?
1532
01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:03,312
I decided to start
an animal collection.
1533
01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:06,648
I wanted only
the most famous pieces.
1534
01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:08,859
Smooth ride for stolen property,
Pennington.
1535
01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:11,069
And what a Pennington
wants,
1536
01:23:12,696 --> 01:23:14,781
a Pennington gets.
1537
01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:17,242
Mr. Pennington Sr., sir,
1538
01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:19,244
you're under arrest.
1539
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:25,876
[imitates dice shaking]
1540
01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:27,044
Whack!
1541
01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:28,795
Yahtzee.
1542
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:30,797
Ooh, what's that
on your tie?
1543
01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:34,968
I win.
1544
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,638
Exit stage left.
1545
01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:40,432
[Hollander]
Come on.
1546
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,186
[bird] He's going to jail,
he's going to jail.
1547
01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:48,106
Ace, you're a really great
pet detective.
1548
01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:50,192
[stammering]
1549
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,236
Well, what can I say? Ha.
1550
01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:54,238
Like father, like son.
1551
01:23:54,738 --> 01:23:58,283
[gulps]
I'm good. Okay. Let's go.
1552
01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:02,287
[Laura] So, um, when are you
gonna find my koi fish?
1553
01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:04,289
I just solved
a huge case.
1554
01:24:05,499 --> 01:24:06,500
I'm working on it.
1555
01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:18,387
Nothing to see here. Just
one of your fellow classmates
1556
01:24:18,512 --> 01:24:22,266
taking down a powerful billionaire
for stealing celebrity animals.
1557
01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:23,976
Hey, I know where you're going.
1558
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:27,229
And my future license plate
is going to be "A-C-E Jr."
1559
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:28,647
[scoffs]
1560
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:34,778
Where's he going?
1561
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,489
Like father, like son.
1562
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,125
Like father, like son. Come on.
1563
01:24:49,126 --> 01:24:51,336
You guys want your pets or not?
Come on.
1564
01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:53,130
[kids clamoring]
1565
01:24:57,843 --> 01:24:59,803
[girl 1]
Let's go get our pets.
1566
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,439
[girl 2]
Mr. Chompers.
1567
01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:12,941
- You stole our pets?
- [Ace] D-d-d.
1568
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:16,278
I'm the pet detective here.
He stole your pets.
1569
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,113
He wants to be
just like his dad.
1570
01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,490
He wants to be
just like his dad:
1571
01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:23,285
cruel, shallow and selfish.
1572
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:25,954
You forgot "filthy rich"
and "egomaniacal."
1573
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,457
We Penningtons can have
whatever we want.
1574
01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:29,791
Oh, you're quite a pair.
1575
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,668
But this time an Ace
trumps a pair.
1576
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,128
[laughing]
1577
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:35,380
You did not just make
that lame joke.
1578
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:37,633
Oh, I did, sir.
And you and your dad
1579
01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:40,552
are going to look great
in matching orange jumpsuits.
1580
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:41,928
[laughs]
1581
01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:43,430
You think
you're a good detective?
1582
01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:45,974
Solve this.
1583
01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:52,689
The fish
1584
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,817
is about to disappear.
1585
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,028
[gasps]
1586
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,573
- Greeny.
- No.
1587
01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:04,076
Come on, I need help.
1588
01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:08,163
- Open his mouth, I'm going in.
- [Sickinger] No, Ace.
1589
01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,082
The five of you
are going on a mission.
1590
01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:12,584
Couple of you probably
aren't coming back.
1591
01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:15,671
- [squelching]
- [all gasp]
1592
01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:17,047
Ace, be careful.
1593
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,551
- What the...?
- Mazel tov.
1594
01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:24,137
[Laura]
Easy, Mr. Chompers.
1595
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,182
That's where my hair dryer went.
1596
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:30,060
[squelching continues]
1597
01:26:30,477 --> 01:26:33,689
[Ace] His mouth is closing.
People, his mouth is closing.
1598
01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,524
I think I got him. I got him.
1599
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,193
[Sickinger]
Careful. Careful.
1600
01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:42,030
[Ace] Ew. I think I just squeezed
his liver. That's disgusting.
1601
01:26:42,823 --> 01:26:45,534
- [Ace groans]
- [crowd shouting]
1602
01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,661
- [crowd] Yeah!
- Greeny.
1603
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,296
[slow motion]
No!
1604
01:27:05,971 --> 01:27:07,514
[crowd cheering]
1605
01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,895
[Rex]
Way to go, Sparky.
1606
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,982
Grandpa, what are you
doing here?
1607
01:27:17,274 --> 01:27:19,818
Oh, I'm taking 10 minutes off
from retirement
1608
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:22,028
to help you wrap up
your first case.
1609
01:27:22,279 --> 01:27:23,280
Thanks, Grandpa.
1610
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,616
Hey, Sparky. Good going.
Good Sparky.
1611
01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:29,828
I told you, I told you
he was sleeping.
1612
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:33,165
Who had the hamster?
1613
01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:36,126
And the snake and the turtle
and...
1614
01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:38,587
- Thanks, Ace.
- It's what I do.
1615
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:43,425
Now, uh, Laura, um,
since I, uh, solved your case,
1616
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:47,471
there was something I, uh,
kind of wanted to tell you.
1617
01:27:48,013 --> 01:27:49,097
What?
1618
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:51,141
Um...
1619
01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:56,938
Well, it all kind of started
when I met you in third grade...
1620
01:27:57,063 --> 01:27:58,648
Don't be shy, Ace.
1621
01:27:58,982 --> 01:28:00,192
You like me.
1622
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,819
You have a crush on me.
1623
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:04,946
No.
1624
01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:07,407
I have a huge crush
on you.
1625
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,285
That's what I just said.
1626
01:28:15,499 --> 01:28:17,417
[fireworks, birds chirping]
1627
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,004
I'm good, I'm good now.
1628
01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:24,174
All right, um, let me
just get my sea legs this way.
1629
01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:25,717
♪ ...wanna feel ♪
1630
01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:27,844
♪ Wanna really know ♪
1631
01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:30,013
♪ Gotta be the one...♪
1632
01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:34,226
I am Ace Ventura Jr.,
pet detective.
1633
01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:37,813
And I declare
all of your cases
1634
01:28:38,063 --> 01:28:41,107
clo-oh-oh-oh-oh-osed.
1635
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:44,027
[all cheering]
1636
01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:47,656
- [all chanting] Ace. Ace. Ace.
- Thank you.
1637
01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:07,509
[Rex]
Ace Jr...
1638
01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:10,887
you're the man.
1639
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,597
Actually, you know what,
Grandpa?
1640
01:29:12,722 --> 01:29:16,142
You're right. I am the man.
Whoo!
1641
01:29:16,476 --> 01:29:19,145
Get over here, Laura.
Whoo!
1642
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,731
♪ I wanna really know ♪
1643
01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:24,276
♪ Gotta be the one
Now ♪
1644
01:29:24,401 --> 01:29:27,404
♪ To tell you
That you'll forever shine ♪
1645
01:29:27,571 --> 01:29:29,823
♪ I wanna feel ♪
1646
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,242
♪ I wanna see the sun ♪
1647
01:29:32,742 --> 01:29:34,160
♪ I wanna be the one ♪
1648
01:29:34,327 --> 01:29:35,537
♪ Yeah, to tell you...♪
1649
01:29:35,662 --> 01:29:37,706
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1650
01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:40,876
Ha-ha. Hey,
I am so proud of you, Ace.
1651
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:41,918
[monkey]
Ventura.
1652
01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:44,921
- Thank you, honey.
- [Ace] I love you too, Mom.
1653
01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:46,840
Alrighty, then.
1654
01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:50,093
{\an8}♪ Shine ♪
1655
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,558
♪ Shine ♪
1656
01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:59,895
♪ Shine ♪
1657
01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:11,615
[Tone Loc's "Ace Is In the House" playing]
1658
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:23,543
[Tarzan yell]
1659
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:34,888
♪ Just calling my dog, man ♪
1660
01:30:37,891 --> 01:30:39,935
♪ Tricks are for kids
And men are for tricks ♪
1661
01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:42,354
♪ Ace
He's the number one pet dick ♪
1662
01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:45,023
♪ No roof on fire, man
When your cat's up a tree ♪
1663
01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:46,900
♪ He's the one
That you hire, man ♪
1664
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,693
♪ Known
To bring them back alive ♪
1665
01:30:48,777 --> 01:30:50,737
♪ If your cats scratch
Or if your turkey got jive ♪
1666
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:53,323
♪ A little loco like a bass
But still got charm ♪
1667
01:30:53,406 --> 01:30:55,200
♪ Brought him back
To old MacDonald's farm ♪
1668
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:57,285
♪ So hey-diddle-diddle
What's laid in the pork? ♪
1669
01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:59,412
♪ Chasing more pets
Than Noah on his ark ♪
1670
01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:01,581
♪ No need for a pager
Numbers get deleted ♪
1671
01:31:01,665 --> 01:31:03,708
♪ Ace is on the case
And the job is completed ♪
1672
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:05,752
♪ Simple as Simon
When I start rhyming ♪
1673
01:31:05,835 --> 01:31:07,921
♪ Always tell the truth
So you know I'm not lying ♪
1674
01:31:08,004 --> 01:31:10,131
♪ Down with the ladies
As a lover ♪
1675
01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:12,258
♪ Undercover ♪
1676
01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:14,552
♪ Yo, tell him where he's at
My brothers ♪
1677
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:16,763
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1678
01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:20,517
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1679
01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:22,727
♪ Yo
Tell 'em where Ace is at ♪
1680
01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:24,604
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1681
01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,898
♪ I don't believe
They heard you ♪
1682
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:28,900
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1683
01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:31,152
♪ Is he all up in the house? ♪
1684
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,571
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1685
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,784
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1686
01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:42,080
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1687
01:31:43,456 --> 01:31:45,166
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1688
01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:47,293
♪ Well, if Ace is in the house
So must be Loc ♪
1689
01:31:47,419 --> 01:31:49,462
♪ Blowing up
Like a cloud of smoke ♪
1690
01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:52,132
♪ I grip the mike like pliers
No one flyer ♪
1691
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:54,050
♪ Yo, Ace is for hire ♪
1692
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:55,719
♪ A floor-room showpiece ♪
1693
01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:58,179
♪ Solving more crimes than
The hot damn police ♪
1694
01:31:58,263 --> 01:31:59,681
♪ Trying to do it legal ♪
1695
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:02,225
♪ Looking for a dolphin
Beating on an eagle ♪
1696
01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:03,768
♪ Nothing ever planned ♪
1697
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:06,396
♪ Whenever Ace got the place
Of a helpful detective, man ♪
1698
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:08,148
♪ Crazy like Harpo ♪
1699
01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:10,775
♪ Busting out windows
In his Monte Carlo ♪
1700
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:13,153
♪ Loud clothes, black boots
Duck-style hair ♪
1701
01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:14,696
♪ No time for a suit ♪
1702
01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:17,323
[Tarzan yell]
1703
01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:19,826
♪ Yo, tell 'em
Who's in the house ♪
1704
01:32:21,453 --> 01:32:23,496
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1705
01:32:23,580 --> 01:32:25,540
♪ I don't believe
They heard ya ♪
1706
01:32:25,665 --> 01:32:27,709
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1707
01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,753
♪ Yo
Tell 'em one more time ♪
1708
01:32:29,878 --> 01:32:31,963
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1709
01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:33,923
♪ Tell 'em
Who's in the house ♪
1710
01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,051
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1711
01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,178
♪ I don't believe
They heard you ♪
1712
01:32:38,261 --> 01:32:40,346
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1713
01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:42,432
♪ Is he running things? ♪
1714
01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:44,517
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1715
01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:46,686
♪ Is he doing things? ♪
1716
01:32:46,770 --> 01:32:48,188
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1717
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,190
♪ Ace is in the house ♪
1718
01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,360
♪ I said
Ace is in the house ♪
1719
01:32:55,653 --> 01:32:58,698
♪ I said
Ace is in the house ♪
1720
01:32:59,824 --> 01:33:02,619
♪ I said
Ace is in the house ♪
1721
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,789
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1722
01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:09,959
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪
1723
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:13,922
♪ Yo
Ace is in the house ♪