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ASAS PERSEDIAAN LAKONAN
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- Ada kemalangan?
- Apa yang berlaku?
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- Biar saya periksa.
- Mari lihat.
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- Semua okey?
- Dia pengsan.
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- Cepat.
- Teruknya.
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- Di mana yang cedera, encik?
- Aduh, sakitnya.
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- Di mana?
- Entahlah. Semua sakit.
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- Biar saya papah awak.
- Sakit. Saya tak boleh bergerak.
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- Dia dah sampai.
- Di sana?
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Dia tipukah? Betulkah dia dilanggar?
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- Kecemasan?
- Dia tipu saja.
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- Saya di Dapeng.
- Dia tipu?
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Betulkah ini?
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Encik.
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Saya pun seorang pelakon.
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Lakonan awak teruk.
Asas untuk menipu ialah mengerang.
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Emosi awak lemah dan tak meyakinkan.
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- Oh, Tuhan.
- Tengoklah.
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Rintihan awak pun hambar.
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Awak dilanggar kereta.
Jangan mengerang macam itu saja.
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Orang takkan percaya.
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Penonton takkan bersimpati dengan awak.
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Oh, Tuhan. Sakitnya.
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Encik, lakonan awak teruk.
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Biar saya ajar.
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Aduh.
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Sakitnya...
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Awak pengsan cepat sangat.
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Awak boleh pengsan, tapi ada langkahnya.
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Mula-mula, pegang kepala awak...
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Darah itu nampak asli.
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Malangnya, lakonan awak teruk.
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Kredibiliti awak dah hilang.
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Saya cuma nak kongsi petua.
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Jangan ambil hati.
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Ambulans dah sampai.
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- Beri laluan.
- Beri laluan!
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Dada kiri dan tulang rusuk ketiga retak.
Dia akan selamat.
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Ayuh.
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Nampak serius.
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Cepat.
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- Sedia, angkat.
- Angkat.
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- Hati-hati.
- Okey.
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Maafkan saya, encik.
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Dia ahli keluarga mangsa?
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Dia gila. Abaikan dia.
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Apa dah berlaku?
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- Tolong!
- Tolong!
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- Tolong!
- Kaki saya!
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Apa yang awak buat?
Awak tahu berlakon atau tidak?
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Awak cedera. Kenapa tak mengerang?
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Berdasarkan pengalaman saya,
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orang yang dalam kesakitan tak mengerang.
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Apa maksud awak?
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Encik, mari sini sekejap.
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Boleh tunjuk reaksi sakit?
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Ini dibuat-buat.
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Maafkan saya.
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Ini betul-betul.
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Dia tak mengerang, bukan?
Beritahu pengarah.
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Pengarah, apa pendapat awak?
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- Saya...
- Pengarah?
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Awak...
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- Tiga.
- Tiga!
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Berambus!
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Apa halnya itu?
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- Dia dihalau.
- Dihalau?
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- Sebab apa?
- Entahlah.
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- Saya tak tahu.
- Apa jadi?
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- Hei!
- Dia dah sampai.
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Saya cari pelakon untuk jadi mayat
dan pakai solekan selama dua hari.
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- Siapa nak?
- Berapa?
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Empat ratus dolar.
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- Tambah lagi.
- Sedikitnya.
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Saya!
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Boleh saya tunjuk muka?
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Awak banyak songeh?
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Percuma saja, asalkan ada makanan.
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- Okey.
- Percuma saja?
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Gila betul.
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- Ya.
- Dia memang gila.
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Makanlah. Dah sejuk nanti tak sedap.
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Hari ini hari jadi awak.
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Kalau awak tak makan,
orang lain pun tak makan.
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Ayah.
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Selamat hari jadi.
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- Selamat hari jadi.
- Selamat hari jadi.
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Dreamy, solekan kamu hari ini sangat unik.
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Ia agak menakutkan.
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Seronokkah jadi pelakon?
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Saya bawa watak mayat untuk tangkap dekat,
jadi saya boleh tunjuk bakat saya.
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Macam mana nak tunjuk bakat
kalau jadi mayat?
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Ayah, kematian ialah konteks
yang menarik bagi pelakon.
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Bayangkan.
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Kalau ayah mati dan tubuh ayah jadi kaku...
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Apa kamu cakap? Ulang semula!
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Jangan marah-marah pada hari jadi.
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Dreamy, jangan mengarut lagi.
Tanggalkan solekan kamu.
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Saya masih ada penggambaran esok.
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Kamu ingat kamu bintang terkenal?
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Kamu membesar bersama, bukan?
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Tengok Bobby.
Dia dah jadi peguam yang hebat.
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Saya peguam biasa saja.
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Tengok Peggy. Dia hidup bahagia.
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Dia jumpa suami yang baik.
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Tengoklah kamu.
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Kami nak kamu jadi peguam,
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bukan mayat hidup!
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Semua orang ada kelebihan masing-masing.
Peguam dan mayat sama saja.
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Saya pun mampu sara diri sendiri.
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Saya ada impian.
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Umur kamu 30 tahun.
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Dah lebih 10 tahun.
Pernahkah kamu jadi pelakon utama?
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Saya yakin dengan bakat saya.
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Saya pasti berjaya kalau terus berusaha.
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Maaf.
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- Ibu percaya saya?
- Ya, kamu boleh lakukannya.
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Mengarut! Awak terlalu manjakan dia!
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Ayah beri kamu peluang terakhir.
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Cabut pisau itu!
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Tak boleh.
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Biar ayah pula tetak kamu!
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Kamu sengaja cari nahas!
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Tunggu dulu!
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Sabarlah.
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Saya suka emosi ayah.
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Pegang pisau dan lompat lagi.
Saya nak rakam.
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Sedia, lompat.
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- Kamu dah melampau.
- Oh, Tuhan.
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Tengoklah dia.
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- Apa awak buat?
- Kami balik dulu.
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- Maafkan saya.
- Berambus!
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Kamu bukan anak ayah lagi!
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Kutip semua sampah kamu ini!
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Tapi semua ini sampah ayah.
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Ayah tak peduli!
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Dasar anak tak guna!
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Berambus dari sini!
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Cukuplah itu.
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Berhenti.
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Ini semua salah awak.
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Cukuplah!
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Hei!
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Siapa boleh berlakon?
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- Ya.
- Saya!
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Awak.
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Buat reaksi gembira.
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Reaksi sedih.
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Okey, ikut saya.
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Siapa boleh buat reaksi marah?
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- Saya!
- Saya!
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Awak.
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Teruk! Berambus.
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Awak cuba.
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Okey, ikut saya.
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Buat reaksi diserang kuasa terhebat.
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- Saya!
- Awak cuba.
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Boleh jelaskan jenis serangan itu?
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Kenapa banyak soal?
Berambus kalau tak boleh.
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- Serangan Tapak Tangan Beku?
- Okey.
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Sejuknya.
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Sejuknya.
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Pergi jumpa doktor kalau sakit!
Saya tak nak dijangkiti.
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Awak cuba.
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Kenapa paksa saya ke sini? Saya tak suka!
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Saya nak beri dia sup.
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Awak buat sup untuk dia? Awak sokong dia?
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Anggap saja kita singgah nak jumpa dia.
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Nahaslah dia nanti.
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Jangan halang saya.
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- Awak pun saya pukul nanti.
- Bodoh!
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Awak memang sengaja cari pasal!
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Apa masalah awak?
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Buat sajalah! Kenapa banyak soal?
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Awak tak habis-habis bertanya!
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Saya cuma nak bina watak saya.
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Bina watak konon!
Penonton takkan perasan awak.
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Awak ingat awak pelakon utama?
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Kalau saya beritahu,
mampukah awak faham konteksnya?
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Kalau berbakat,
awak takkan jadi pelakon tambahan!
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Ayuh! Ikut saya.
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- Marahnya dia.
- Ya.
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- Helo.
- Ada apa?
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- Boleh cakap baik-baik?
- Apa?
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Pelakon itu cuma bertanya.
Kenapa awak marah dia?
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Kenapa awak sibuk?
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Dia serius nak berlakon. Awak butakah?
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- Siapa?
- Awak tahu pelakon yang saya maksudkan!
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Tuhan Maha Melihat. Tunggulah nasib awak!
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Berani betul. Penolong penerbit!
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Maafkan saya.
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Mari pergi.
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- Awak kenal saya?
- Tak.
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Baguslah.
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Gila betul.
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Helo.
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Lakonan Serangan
Tapak Tangan Beku awak hebat. Saya kagum.
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Biasa saja.
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Kuncinya ialah imaginasi.
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Saya cuma menjiwai babak itu.
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Hebatnya.
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Saya Young.
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Saya Dreamy.
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- Awak pun baca buku ini?
- Ya.
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- Awak pun suka King of Comedy?
- Ya!
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Awak nak berlakon?
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- Sekarang?
- Ya.
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Hei!
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Apa dia?
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Awak nak pergi?
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- Ya.
- Awak nak ke mana?
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Balik.
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- Selepas itu?
- Pergi kerjalah.
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Boleh awak cuti?
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Awak nak sara hidup sayakah?
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Hei!
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Apa lagi?
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Saya akan sara awak!
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Teman lelaki saya dah sampai.
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Awak salah skrip!
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Bukan, teman lelaki saya dah sampai.
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Jumpa lagi.
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Siapa lelaki itu?
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- Kawan saya.
- Betulkah?
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Betul! Mari balik.
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Makanlah sosej saya.
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Kita boleh kongsi.
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Saya dapat empat ribu dolar bulan ini.
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Simpan dalam tabung kahwin kita.
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Gaji awak lima ribu sebulan.
Macam mana nak hidup dengan seribu dolar?
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Itu dah cukup bagi saya.
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Pelakon dapat makan percuma.
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Biar saya simpan 4,500 dolar.
Ambil 500 dolar ini.
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Jangan risau.
Kita dah janji nak bahagi dua.
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Nampaknya,
kita betul-betul saling mencintai.
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Awak beri dia gaji awak?
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Ya.
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Kenapa tak beri kepada saya?
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Saya tak nak kahwin dengan awak.
240
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Lebih baik awak pilih saya.
241
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,625
- Saya nak pinjam sabun.
- Okey.
242
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,333
Kenapa awak asyik pandang Mimi?
Awak suka dia?
243
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,583
Kenapa cakap macam itu?
Pandang tak semestinya suka.
244
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,750
Saya benci dia.
245
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,250
Dia perempuan murahan.
246
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,208
- Awak rasa Mimi tak cantik?
- Cantik itu bonus.
247
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,541
Rupa dia saja cantik.
248
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,041
- Tahu kenapa saya sayang awak?
- Kenapa?
249
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,708
Sebab awak ada cita rasa.
250
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,416
Mestilah.
251
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,166
Sayang.
252
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,000
Saya nak kenalkan awak
kepada ibu bapa saya.
253
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,916
Mereka pasti merestui hubungan kita.
254
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,416
Dah tentulah.
255
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,833
Sebenarnya,
saya sibuk dengan projek besar.
256
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,416
Selepas projek itu siap,
257
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,083
ibu bapa awak pasti bangga dengan saya.
258
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,833
Saya bukan nak berlagak,
259
00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:51,291
tapi saya, Charlie,
ialah Bill Gates yang seterusnya!
260
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,208
Awak nak jadi nombor satu
walaupun baru bekerja?
261
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:57,250
Apa kata awak lebih realistik
dan jadi nombor dua dulu?
262
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,666
Saya rendah diri dan realistik.
263
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,000
- Bill Gates ada berapa mata?
- Dua.
264
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,958
- Saya ada berapa mata?
- Dua.
265
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,166
Saya dan dia sama saja.
266
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,333
- Betul?
- Ya.
267
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,583
Saya boleh buat semua yang dia buat.
268
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,541
Betul!
269
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,291
Awak mesti yakin
bahawa awaklah yang terbaik.
270
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,166
Bukan yang kedua atau ketiga,
tapi yang pertama.
271
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,291
Lupakan saja filem murahan.
272
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,041
Awak patut berlakon
filem blokbuster antarabangsa.
273
00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:25,083
Ada syarikat penerbitan antarabangsa
cari pelakon Cina.
274
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,708
Itulah peluang awak.
275
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:30,083
Tapi mereka cari Puteri Salju.
276
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,791
- Awaklah Puteri Salju.
- Saya?
277
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,166
- Puteri Salju ada berapa mata?
- Dua.
278
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,125
- Awak ada berapa mata?
- Dua.
279
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,541
Habis itu?
Kenapa awak tak boleh jadi Puteri Salju?
280
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,583
Beritahu saya!
281
00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:42,875
Kenapa?
282
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,000
Jawablah!
283
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,916
Jangan pandang saja muka saya.
284
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,375
Jawablah!
285
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,625
Adakah ia masuk akal?
286
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:54,625
Awak ialah Puteri Salju!
287
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,291
Betulkah awak nak suntik muka?
288
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,000
Ya, Puteri Salju
ialah dongeng klasik Barat.
289
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,791
Saya nak nampak macam orang Barat.
290
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,291
Amboi! Macam itu sekali.
291
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,166
Itulah rutin bintang terkenal.
292
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,041
Marlon Brando berhabis-habisan
untuk rebut watak dalam The Godfather.
293
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,750
Dia sanggup tahan sakit
untuk ubah muka dia.
294
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:23,166
Itu alasan untuk buat pembedahan plastik.
295
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,291
Awak tak faham.
296
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,375
Apa salahnya saya jadi lebih cantik?
297
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,375
Saya jumpa aplikasi kecantikan.
298
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,083
Aplikasi Estetik SoYoung.
299
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,750
APLIKASI ESTETIK SOYOUNG
300
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,125
Ia papar banyak maklumat dan testimoni.
301
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,208
Saya tahu klinik terkenal
sejak 80 tahun dulu.
302
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,625
- Di mana?
- Di mana?
303
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,625
Hati, otak dan usus khinzir!
304
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,208
- Mari beli.
- Mari singgah.
305
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,125
Dah sampai.
306
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,833
- Lima ratus dolar.
- Pilih.
307
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,458
Doktor, saya bawa pelanggan baru.
308
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,541
Udang segar! Mari pilih! Mari beli!
309
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,125
- Udang segar!
- Marilah.
310
00:14:58,791 --> 00:14:59,833
Sila datang lagi.
311
00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:01,375
Awak nak gaya apa?
312
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,000
Saya nak jadi macam dia.
313
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,666
- Awak pasti?
- Ya.
314
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,000
Ini pengalaman pertama saya,
jadi saya agak gementar.
315
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,333
Ini pun kali pertama saya buat gaya ini.
Saya pun gementar.
316
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,833
Awak selalu buat gaya orang Cina, bukan?
317
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,958
Sejujurnya, saya selalu buat gaya manusia.
318
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,625
Awak nak bulu-bulu ini sekali?
319
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,458
Bulu apa?
320
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:34,125
Seluruh badan dia berbulu.
321
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,583
Yalah. Bulu orang Barat lebih lebat,
322
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,708
tapi biasanya orang tak perasan.
323
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,416
Mustahil orang tak perasan.
324
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,291
Awak profesional,
tapi saya tak nak bulu lebat.
325
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,458
Sayangnya.
326
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,916
Kesan bengkaknya surut dalam dua hari.
327
00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:57,833
Prosedur ini sangat ringkas dan cepat.
328
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,541
Doktor, saya nak hidung mancung.
329
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,666
Lubang hidung awak dah cukup besar.
330
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,541
Apa?
331
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,875
Apa-apa sajalah, asalkan awak suka.
332
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:25,791
Doktor.
333
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,708
Kenapa asyik tengok gambar gorila itu?
334
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,500
Saya tak nak buat silap.
335
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:32,541
Kenapa?
336
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,500
Awak nak gaya gorila ini, bukan?
337
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:40,416
Tak, bukan gaya itu! Saya nak gaya ini.
338
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,125
Kenapa tak cakap awal-awal?
339
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,291
- Di mana cermin?
- Jangan tengok. Hodoh sangat.
340
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,666
Biar saya baikinya. Baring saja.
341
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,750
Okey, siap!
342
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,125
Jadi? Biar saya tengok...
343
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,416
Apa saya nak buat?
344
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,916
- Cantik.
- Cantik macam mana?
345
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,750
Cantik sangat.
346
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,375
Sekarang lebih baik daripada tadi.
347
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,291
BILIK UJI BAKAT SATU
348
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:13,708
Nombor 16.
349
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,208
PUTERI SALJU
SILA BERATUR
350
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,791
Tunggu di sana.
351
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,708
- Ya?
- Saya datang untuk uji bakat.
352
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:32,625
Watak apa?
353
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,458
Puteri Salju.
354
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,166
Kenapa?
355
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:41,166
Sebab saya nak sertai uji bakat
untuk watak Puteri Salju.
356
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,416
Boleh awak ulang?
357
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,208
Kenapa saya perlu ulang?
358
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:46,958
Takut salah dengar.
359
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,041
Saya nak uji bakat
untuk watak Puteri Salju.
360
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,583
Ulang sekali lagi.
361
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:56,708
Lupakan sajalah.
362
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,750
Nanti dulu! Jangan pergi.
363
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,125
Halang dia!
364
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,333
Tangkap dia.
365
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,541
Tangkap dia!
366
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,416
- Jangan lari.
- Tangkap dia!
367
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,500
- Jangan lari.
- Berhenti!
368
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,208
- Tangkap dia!
- Cepat!
369
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,833
- Jangan lari.
- Kejar dia!
370
00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:12,291
- Jangan lari!
- Berhenti!
371
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,250
- Berhenti!
- Tangkap dia!
372
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,875
- Awak nak lari?
- Diam!
373
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,125
Awak nak lari, ya?
374
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,500
Saya minta maaf. Saya bersalah.
375
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,916
Saya tak patut datang.
376
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,958
Bos, tengok.
377
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,041
Apa pendapat bos?
378
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,125
Dialah orangnya.
379
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,583
Tidak!
380
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:31,541
Saya janji takkan buat lagi!
381
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,458
- Leher, 33 inci.
- Bersurai.
382
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:35,791
- Sambung kerja.
- Bersurai.
383
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,541
Lengan, 60 inci.
384
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,208
Longgarkan di sini.
385
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:42,083
Apa yang berlaku?
386
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,833
Jangan bergerak.
387
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,125
Apa yang berlaku sebenarnya?
388
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,291
- Awak dapat watak itu.
- Apa?
389
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,416
Pengarah.
390
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,041
- Kami dah bersedia.
- Saya dapat watak itu?
391
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,333
Kami dah sedia, pengarah.
392
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:58,500
- Sila ke set penggambaran.
- Okey.
393
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,958
Pelakon, sila ke set.
394
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,666
Boleh saya tahu ini babak apa?
395
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,666
Sabar. Kami akan beritahu nanti.
396
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,833
- Apa keadaan emosi watak saya?
- Jangan risau.
397
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,208
Awak akan tahu nanti. Pelakon, sedia.
398
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,541
- Cepat!
- Cepatlah.
399
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,208
Okey, tunggu di sini.
400
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:22,666
Seterusnya.
401
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,875
Di sana.
402
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,250
- Cepat.
- Yang ini.
403
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,625
Jangan bergerak.
404
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,125
- Sedia.
- Mari sini.
405
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,666
- Kamera!
- Pandang sana.
406
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:31,208
Mula!
407
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,083
Henti!
408
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,750
Okey, tukar pelakon.
409
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,166
Bawa dia pergi. Pelakon, sedia.
410
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,666
Bawa dia pergi! Cepatlah.
411
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,500
Ke tepi.
412
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,333
Mula!
413
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,166
Saya tak takut.
414
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,541
Pukullah saya sehingga mati!
415
00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:02,083
Henti!
416
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,333
Okey, teruskan.
417
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,291
Keluar! Pelakon ganti, sedia.
418
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,166
Awak boleh berehat.
419
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,125
Pusing.
420
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,416
- Telengkan kepala.
- Angkat jari awak.
421
00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,500
Angkat jari. Sedia untuk penggambaran.
422
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,625
Pandang kamera.
423
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,916
Mula!
424
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,166
Henti!
425
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,333
Tukar.
426
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:39,666
Mula!
427
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:43,416
Saya tak sangka
kamu betul-betul bunuh saya.
428
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,208
- Henti.
- Henti!
429
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,166
Bagus.
430
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,666
Akhirnya,
dendam tujuh orang kerdil terbalas.
431
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,375
Ia mengharukan.
432
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:57,083
Bukankah saya patut jadi Puteri Salju?
433
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,583
- Apa awak buat?
- Berambus!
434
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,333
- Maaf, pengarah.
- Maaf.
435
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,458
Pengarah!
436
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:02,583
Maaf, pengarah.
437
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,958
- Sedia untuk babak Puteri Salju.
- Ya.
438
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:16,875
Encik Marco.
439
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:20,291
Suruh pelakon suam-suam kuku itu cepat!
Kami tunggu dia.
440
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:21,791
Siapa pelakon suam-suam kuku?
441
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,458
Saya.
442
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,875
Jaga mulut awak!
443
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,625
PUTERI SALJU,
PERTUMPAHAN DARAH DI CHINATOWN
444
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,541
Beri laluan! Encik Marco datang.
445
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,041
Pilih Puteri Salju versi perempuan.
446
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,208
Saya tak kisah, asalkan dia cantik.
447
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,458
Encik Marco datang!
448
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:57,416
Perhatian! Beri laluan!
Encik Marco datang.
449
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,708
Beri laluan!
450
00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:01,791
Perhatian! Beri laluan!
Encik Marco datang.
451
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,708
Encik Marco datang.
452
00:22:03,791 --> 00:22:08,791
Sekarang, awak bawa watak Puteri Salju
dan disumpah oleh ahli sihir jahat.
453
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,375
Awak makan pisang beracun
dan bertukar jadi lelaki.
454
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,708
Putera tak perasan kerana mabuk
dan tidur dengan awak.
455
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,250
- Dia gomol saya atau sebaliknya?
- Sama-sama.
456
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,250
Dia cuma sedar selepas terjaga.
457
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:23,250
Dia rasa tertipu dan cuba bunuh awak,
tapi awak yang bunuh dia.
458
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:27,583
Hulubalang putera buru awak.
Awak lari ke Chinatown dan diserang.
459
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:30,750
Awak cedera parah.
Isi perut awak terburai.
460
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,541
Mengerikan betul.
461
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:39,541
Saya nak beri penghormatan
kepada fungsi estetik keganasan Zhang Che.
462
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,708
Fungsi estetik keganasan Zhang Che.
463
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:43,750
- Awak faham?
- Baiklah.
464
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,708
Bukan. Awak faham atau tidak?
465
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,750
- Awak rasa?
- Susah nak cakap.
466
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,208
Ya, saya faham. Ia ganas, bukan?
467
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:51,250
Baguslah.
468
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:54,750
Kita akan rakam babak awak ditikam
dan mengamuk, okey?
469
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:55,833
Okey, mula.
470
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,250
Okey.
471
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,916
Biar saya susun alatan.
472
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,458
Kamera!
473
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,333
Tangkap satu.
474
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:06,708
Mula!
475
00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:07,833
Aku...
476
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:10,625
Bengangnya aku.
477
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,125
Henti!
478
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,416
Boleh buat ekspresi marah?
479
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,125
Saya dah kata saya marah.
480
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:18,958
- Kamu dengar, bukan?
- Ya.
481
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:21,791
Awak saja yang tak dengar.
Awak kata saya tipu?
482
00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:23,666
Entahlah.
483
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,416
Jadi, tutup mulut.
Tiada sesiapa paksa awak.
484
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,208
Lebih lemah lembut.
485
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:31,125
Saya pun fikir macam itu.
486
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:34,333
Lagipun, saya seorang puteri.
Saya tunggu arahan awak.
487
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,416
Mula!
488
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,916
Bengangnya aku.
489
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:45,541
Aku betul-betul...
490
00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:48,166
Tak guna.
491
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,708
Apa jadahnya ini?
492
00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,125
Henti! Salah skrip.
493
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,333
Pengarah, skrip apa ini?
494
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,875
Kenapa isi perut saya jadi hot dog?
495
00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:59,500
Filem Tahun Baru tak boleh terlalu ganas.
496
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:02,166
- Apa fungsi estetik keganasan itu?
- Estetik keganasan.
497
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,666
Awas, semua! Encik Marco marah.
498
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,500
- Lakonan saya mantap.
- Encik Marco marah!
499
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,083
Kenapa tak nak beri kerjasama?
500
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:11,000
Kanak-kanak termasuk
dalam sasaran penonton kita.
501
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:14,083
Fungsi keganasan estetik juga
boleh menonjolkan ketakbersalahan.
502
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:18,958
Saya rasa nak ketawa apabila
nampak isi perut saya ialah hot dog.
503
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,333
Macam mana nak menjiwai watak?
504
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:22,416
Ia pertimbangan komersil yang rumit.
505
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,500
Awak pelakon hebat,
jadi ia takkan menjejaskan awak.
506
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:30,291
Dah tentulah,
tapi awak hina kebijaksanaan penonton.
507
00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:32,125
Filem Tahun Baru konon.
508
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,166
Lebih baik awak tambah
buah pinggang yang comel.
509
00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:40,625
- Ambil buah pinggang!
- Okey, saya ambil sekarang.
510
00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:43,541
Pengarah, ini okey?
511
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,458
Celup ke dalam sos dulu.
512
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,416
Pegangnya lebih tinggi nanti.
513
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,833
Oh, Tuhan! Bodoh betul!
514
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,416
- Ini dia.
- Sedia. Pelakon, ambil tempat.
515
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:05,000
Kenapa tak berhenti?
516
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,291
Saya dah penat!
517
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,750
Perhatian!
518
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:11,875
Beri laluan! Encik Marco datang.
519
00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:16,166
Pengarah bodoh buat filem bodoh.
Kalau dulu, saya dah tampar dia.
520
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,583
Kenapa bukan sekarang?
521
00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:19,500
Saya dah jadi lelaki budiman.
522
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,250
Kenapa ketawa?
523
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,708
- Jangan sibuk.
- Okey.
524
00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:24,791
- Cukup.
- Pergi.
525
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:26,000
Apa masalah awak?
526
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,583
Awak ejek saya?
527
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,166
Berani awak ejek saya?
528
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,500
Apa yang kelakar?
529
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,083
Perhatian! Encik Marco marah.
530
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,958
Awas! Dia sangat menakutkan.
531
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:40,291
Encik Marco marah!
532
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,416
Dreamy.
533
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,416
Betulkah awak Dreamy?
534
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,250
- Young?
- Ya.
535
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:49,625
- Ini solekan khas?
- Ya.
536
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:51,125
Apa halnya tadi?
537
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,708
Tiada apa-apa.
538
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:53,916
Makanlah nasi saya.
539
00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,416
Tak mengapa.
540
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,583
Maaf, encik.
Boleh saya ambil sebekas lagi?
541
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,291
Seorang satu saja.
542
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,458
Awak cuma pelakon tambahan. Jangan tamak.
543
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,500
Berambus!
544
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,041
Pergi!
545
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,708
Saya panggil polis kalau awak datang lagi.
546
00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:21,333
Saya dah cakap sebelum ini.
547
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:24,875
Tuhan Maha Melihat.
Kenapa kamu semua tak berhati perut?
548
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,333
Apa?
549
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,333
Semua itu untuk dimakan, bukan?
550
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:29,458
Apa jadah?
551
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:30,958
Jawablah.
552
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:33,291
Jawab!
553
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,666
Apa? Apa awak nak saya jawab?
554
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:40,208
Semua itu untuk dimakan, bukan?
555
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:41,416
Ya, jadi?
556
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,916
- Kenapa dia tak boleh makan?
- Siapa?
557
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Gadis dengan solekan khas itu.
558
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:47,958
- Jawab.
- Okey.
559
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,333
- Jawablah!
- Okey.
560
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:51,666
- Jawab!
- Okey, janganlah macam ini.
561
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:56,541
- Kenapa dia tak boleh makan?
- Sabar! Okey, bertenang.
562
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,666
Kenapa pukul kepala sendiri dengan botol?
563
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,375
Saya tak berani pukul dia.
Awak tak nampak badan dia?
564
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:16,083
Awak memang...
565
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:23,958
Awak jumpa Dreamy?
566
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:25,750
Tak.
567
00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:27,041
Kita nak balik saja?
568
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:28,041
Ya.
569
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:37,083
Jadi...
570
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:42,458
Saya jumpa Marco
di set penggambaran kelmarin.
571
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:44,500
- Siapa Marco?
- Marcolah.
572
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:46,208
- Siapa?
- Lupakan sajalah.
573
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,958
Angin dia tak baik.
Dia terajang nasi saya.
574
00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:51,750
Saya minta sebekas nasi lagi,
tapi tak dapat.
575
00:27:51,833 --> 00:27:54,666
Tiba-tiba sebelum balik,
dia beri saya sebekas.
576
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:57,708
Adakah ini bermakna
nasib saya akan berubah?
577
00:27:57,791 --> 00:28:00,166
Jangan berangan. Awak pelakon tambahan.
578
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,750
Hormatlah sedikit.
579
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:04,208
Ramai bintang terkenal bermula
sebagai pelakon tambahan.
580
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,791
Sun Li, Carina Lau dan Zhao Liying.
581
00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,208
Awak berbakat macam mereka?
582
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:11,000
Semua orang ada kelebihan
dan saya lebih gigih.
583
00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:12,166
Suka hati awaklah.
584
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:15,375
Apa-apa pun, usaha tangga kejayaan.
585
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:19,791
Mustahil bakat saya akan dihargai
kalau tercegat di tepi jalan saja.
586
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:20,833
Maaf, cik.
587
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,708
Awak nak berlakon filem?
588
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,166
Siapa awak?
589
00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:26,708
Dia penerbit terkenal.
590
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:28,583
Saya Dreamy, seorang pelakon.
591
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,208
Hai, kami mencari pelakon
untuk filem kami.
592
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,625
Awak berminat?
593
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,000
Ya, saya nak cuba.
594
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,416
Maaf, bukan awak.
595
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,458
Saya tanya awak.
596
00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:39,958
- Saya?
- Ya.
597
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,833
Awak nak sertai uji bakat?
Itu pejabat kami.
598
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,291
Jangan risau.
599
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,375
Sekurang-kurangnya, awak dah cuba.
600
00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:16,666
Jangan sedih.
601
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,916
Saya jadi pelakon wanita utama.
602
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:20,416
Betulkah?
603
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:23,875
Saya tak pandai berlakon.
Kenapa mereka pilih saya?
604
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,375
Saya cuma baca dua baris ayat
selepas solekan saya ditanggalkan.
605
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:29,125
Kemudian, saya terpilih.
Apa patut saya buat?
606
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:31,750
Apa awak mengarut? Ini peluang keemasan!
607
00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:34,875
Saya sanggup mati muda
asalkan dapat peluang ini.
608
00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,583
Tapi saya tak nak berlakon!
609
00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:40,041
Saya rasa sangat takut.
Saya tak nak jadi pelakon.
610
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:45,458
Tak mengapa.
611
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,041
Jangan menangis.
612
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,416
Saya masih suci.
613
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,000
Saya tak nak dinodai
oleh industri hiburan.
614
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,166
Saya tak kisah dinodai.
615
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,791
Awak boleh cadangkan saya kepada mereka.
616
00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,375
Saya dah beritahu mereka.
617
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:03,666
Saya suruh mereka pilih awak,
tapi mereka lebih rela mati.
618
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,125
Mereka lebih rela mati?
619
00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:07,958
Ya, mereka kata
yang mereka lebih rela mati.
620
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,708
- Mereka lebih rela mati.
- Apa nak buat?
621
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:14,041
- Encik Huang dari Hong Kong datang.
- Itu kereta.
622
00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:15,958
Okey. Semuanya okey?
623
00:30:16,041 --> 00:30:17,833
- Semuanya okey.
- Hai!
624
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,333
- Awak masih di sini?
- Terima kasih beri saya peluang.
625
00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:22,250
- Buat yang terbaik.
- Baiklah.
626
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,625
- Awak nak tumpang?
- Boleh juga.
627
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,083
Duduk di belakang.
628
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:47,083
Cepatnya Mimi pindah?
629
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:50,250
Dia dah kemas semuanya.
630
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,958
Termasuk sabun dan tuala wanita saya.
631
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:58,625
Saya dah cakap.
Dia memang perempuan murahan.
632
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,000
Saya tak patut
ajak Mimi makan dengan saya.
633
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,458
Kalau dia tak ikut,
634
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:09,041
mereka tentu pilih saya.
635
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:12,333
Mereka tetap takkan pilih awak
walaupun Mimi tak ikut.
636
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,500
Bukankah usaha itu tangga kejayaan?
637
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:24,291
Maksudnya tangga itu bukan untuk awak,
tapi untuk Mimi.
638
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:28,041
Kalau dia buat yang terbaik,
dia tetap takkan berjaya.
639
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:31,125
Sabarlah. Peluang awak pasti akan tiba.
640
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,833
Betul cakap awak.
Saya akan tingkatkan usaha.
641
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:43,458
Saya akan hantar portfolio
ke seluruh China.
642
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:46,916
Saya nak semua orang tahu
kualiti sebenar seorang pelakon.
643
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,291
Bagus!
644
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,125
Kita mesti bersikap positif.
645
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,541
Saya kekurangan modal,
tapi saya masih berani berharap.
646
00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,541
- Berapa?
- Dua puluh ribu dolar.
647
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:58,750
- Apa kata guna tabung kahwin kita?
- Tak.
648
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,041
Kalau tidak,
sampai bila-bila pun kita tak kahwin.
649
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,416
Saya boleh kerja lebih masa
atau buat kerja sambilan.
650
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,083
Jangan risau. Fokus saja pada impian awak.
651
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,666
Saya tak nak jadi penghalang.
652
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,083
- Sambung kerja.
- Lampu! Cepat.
653
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,166
Tolong hantarkannya.
654
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:21,375
Tuan.
655
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:22,875
- Nah.
- Okey.
656
00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:25,875
- Maaf.
- Tambah tiga lagi.
657
00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:29,166
Tuan, saya perlukan duit.
Ada kerja yang lebih lumayan?
658
00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,250
Lumayan? Awak ingat awak siapa?
659
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:33,583
Saya boleh buat semua kerja.
660
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:35,416
- Apa ini?
- Tolonglah saya.
661
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:36,583
Terima kasih.
662
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:47,333
Henti!
663
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:50,041
Biar betul?
664
00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:52,250
Dia sempurna.
665
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:55,958
Berambuslah!
Saya tak faham kata-kata awak.
666
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:58,875
Siapa yang upah pelakon ganti ini?
667
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:03,125
Tolonglah, cik. Tolong pakai baju!
668
00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,958
- Keluar.
- Dia sangat hodoh.
669
00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:08,750
Maaf, pengarah.
Saya tak tahu dia kurus kering.
670
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:11,791
Biar betul?
Dari mana awak jumpa orang macam dia?
671
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:14,416
Kurus kering dengan kulit menggeleber.
672
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,500
- Buntut dia pun comot.
- Maaf.
673
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,541
Lebih baik saya yang berlakon.
674
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,958
- Panggil pelakon lain.
- Dreamy.
675
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,750
Awak okey?
676
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,291
Saya okey.
677
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:28,833
Pengarah kata saya kurus kering
dan suruh saya pakai baju.
678
00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:30,083
Saya tak apa-apa.
679
00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:12,458
JAWATAN KOSONG
PELAKON GANTI UNTUK BABAK LEMAS
680
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:35,916
Ayuh, cepat.
681
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,875
Jangan sentuh dia.
682
00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:49,083
Rakam semula dari sudut yang sama!
683
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:56,083
Sedia!
684
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:57,083
Mula!
685
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,916
- Dah sedia?
- Satu minit.
686
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,166
- Pengarah.
- Biar saya buat.
687
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:35,000
- Perlukah saya bergerak?
- Awak pernah nampak patung bergerak?
688
00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,750
- Tak.
- Kenapa tak guna patung sebenar?
689
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:39,166
Harganya terlalu mahal. Berambus!
690
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:40,875
- Nah.
- Dia dah sampai.
691
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:44,250
Awak ada petua lakonan untuk jadi patung?
692
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,916
Saya faham. Bertafakur untuk nampak kaku.
693
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Saya akan cuba.
694
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,208
- Sedia, semua!
- Cepat. Mari kita mula.
695
00:35:56,291 --> 00:36:00,041
Ini babak putera terjaga dan sedar
yang Puteri Salju ialah seorang lelaki.
696
00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:01,791
Kamera.
697
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:03,666
Tangkap empat.
698
00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,375
Mula!
699
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:17,458
Siapa awak?
700
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:20,458
Saya Puteri Salju.
701
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,333
Kita tidur sekatil?
702
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:29,833
Henti!
703
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,333
Apa awak buat?
704
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:35,291
Saya sayang awak,
tapi awak cuma nak puaskan nafsu.
705
00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:36,208
Apa?
706
00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:43,708
Apa?
707
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,208
Jelaskan babak ini kepada dia.
708
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,666
Buat tangkap dekat saya bunuh dia dulu.
709
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,541
Cepatlah! Saya tiada masa!
710
00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:55,750
- Awak tahu skrip atau tidak?
- Berhenti mengarut!
711
00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:56,791
Okey, sedia.
712
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:57,791
Mula!
713
00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:00,625
Apa skripnya?
714
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:01,541
Henti.
715
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:06,166
"Semuanya nafsu semata-mata.
Dasar lelaki tak guna."
716
00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,750
- Okey.
- Mula!
717
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,708
Semuanya nafsu...
718
00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:12,916
- Apa?
- Henti!
719
00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:17,916
"Semuanya nafsu semata-mata.
Dasar lelaki tak guna."
720
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,625
Okey, saya tahulah!
721
00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:20,666
Mula!
722
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,291
Semuanya salah
723
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,791
buah dada saya.
724
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:27,708
Henti!
725
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,833
Maaf, Encik Marco. Sepatutnya "nafsu".
726
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,041
Sama saja.
727
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,625
Maksudnya sama. Penonton faham.
728
00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:38,250
Ramai penonton bawah umur,
jadi lebih baik sebut betul-betul.
729
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,458
Kanak-kanak tak peduli tentang sebutan.
730
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,625
Apa kata awak sebut satu, dua, tiga?
Kita alih suara nanti.
731
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:45,000
Awak suruh saya mengira? Awak hina saya?
732
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,833
Tak, tapi ini lebih mudah.
733
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,875
Jadi, kenapa tak cakap awal-awal?
734
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,875
Buang masa saya saja, bodoh.
735
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,666
Ayuh, mula.
736
00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,375
- Sedia.
- Mula!
737
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,500
Satu, dua, tiga...
738
00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:00,958
Henti!
739
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:03,750
Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam...
740
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,875
Saya tahulah! Mula!
741
00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:10,625
Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, lapan...
742
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,708
Henti!
743
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,041
Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tujuh...
744
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:19,333
Siapa penulis skrip?
Bodoh betul! Macam mana nak hafal?
745
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,208
Bahasa Cina saya lemah.
Kira dalam bahasa Inggeris.
746
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,666
Okey, sedia.
747
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:25,541
Mula!
748
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:52,750
Apa dia buat?
749
00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:58,625
Henti!
750
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,916
Ada apa-apa yang tak kena?
751
00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:05,125
- Awak tak faham bahasa Inggeris?
- Tak.
752
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,166
Cara awak tadi...
753
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:09,000
Awak takkan faham,
tapi saya tetap akan beritahu.
754
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,041
Perhatian!
755
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:12,541
Encik Marco beri petua lakonan! Hebatnya!
756
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:15,583
Saya bunuh kekasih saya
dengan tangan saya sendiri.
757
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:18,166
Perasaan saya bercampur baur.
758
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:23,125
Saya sedih, takut, pentingkan diri,
sombong, teruja, malu dan sebagainya.
759
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:25,083
Semua keadaan emosi itu...
760
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:29,666
Emosi saya saling berkait,
tapi ia tiba-tiba hilang.
761
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,458
Awak faham? Awak menyampuk tadi.
762
00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,583
Maaf, saya ingat awak diserang sawan.
763
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:36,791
Sawan?
764
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,875
Lakonan saya mantap,
tapi awak ingat saya sakit.
765
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:43,291
Kamu tak nampak
betapa hebatnya lakonan saya?
766
00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:45,250
Hei!
767
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,250
Apa awak buat?
768
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,458
Saya beri petua, tapi awak tidur?
769
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:49,833
Maaf, Encik Marco.
770
00:39:49,916 --> 00:39:51,041
Awak lagi.
771
00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:53,958
Mari sini.
772
00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:57,375
Patung ini terlalu bersih.
Macam mana awak bikin filem?
773
00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,666
Jangan sibuk. Pergi!
774
00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,333
Saya tak tidur malam tadi.
Saya tak sengaja.
775
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,750
Meniarap di sini.
776
00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:05,791
Cepat!
777
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,500
Awak asyik bergerak.
778
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:14,041
Awak terlalu bersih.
Macam mana nak bikin filem?
779
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:15,458
Ini tak boleh jadi.
780
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,000
Di mana kesan kotornya?
781
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,000
Sia-sia saja. Ia tak cukup kotor.
782
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:23,750
Jangan guna patung ini lagi.
783
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:26,166
Apa tengok-tengok? Ayuh!
784
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,166
- Cepat.
- Ayuh.
785
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,250
Sambung kerja! Jangan tengok lagi!
786
00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:35,500
Beri kepada dia.
787
00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,041
Yang ini sekali.
788
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,500
Yang itu.
789
00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:41,875
Helo.
790
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,875
Apa khabar? Penggambaran okey?
791
00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,458
Saya sihat, ibu.
792
00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:47,750
Semuanya okey.
793
00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:49,125
Baguslah.
794
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:53,708
Jangan lupa merendah diri
dan belajar daripada pelakon lain.
795
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:56,458
Dah banyak kali ibu pesan.
796
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,791
Saya takkan lupa.
797
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:03,750
Ibu dan ayah risau
kalau-kalau kamu dibuli.
798
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:09,791
Taklah.
799
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:13,750
Semua orang di sini suka saya.
800
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:16,083
Baguslah macam itu.
801
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,166
Ibu.
802
00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:20,916
Ayah masih marah akan saya?
803
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:23,375
Taklah.
804
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,791
Ayah kamu sakit kepala dan sedang berehat.
805
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:34,125
Tolong beritahu ayah yang...
806
00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:41,958
saya sayang ibu dan ayah.
807
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,250
Apa kamu cakap?
808
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,750
Ulang kuat-kuat.
809
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,708
Tak guna! Berambuslah.
810
00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:52,083
Tanggalkan solekan awak di luar.
811
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:56,625
Awak terharu?
812
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:57,875
Tak guna.
813
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,208
Apa halnya?
814
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,125
Awak terharu?
815
00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:04,625
Dreamy, awak okey?
816
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:05,541
Young.
817
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:09,208
Berhenti tanya sama ada saya okey.
818
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,333
Muka awak...
819
00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:12,708
- Mereka dah melampau.
- Apa awak buat?
820
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,208
Jangan tambah masalah saya.
821
00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,208
Saya tiada duit. Saya perlukan kerja ini.
822
00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,416
Kenapa tak cakap? Saya banyak duit.
823
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:21,166
- Berapa? Saya boleh beri.
- Jangan main-main!
824
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:23,000
Awak ingat awak siapa?
825
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,208
- Saya dah cukup sengsara!
- Saya cuma nak tolong.
826
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,833
Kalau awak nak tolong,
berhenti ganggu saya!
827
00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:37,166
Maafkan saya.
828
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,458
Andaiku dapat bawa kau terbang
ke angkasa lepas
829
00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:06,916
Bahagia berdua di hujung dunia
830
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:12,083
Seribu tahun bersama,
meniti hari-hari penuh tawa
831
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:15,583
Aku bahagia bersamamu
832
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:21,125
Sayang, kaulah jiwa dan ragaku
833
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:24,750
Kau sumbu kekuatanku
834
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:29,833
Tatkala ujian melanda akanku tatap wajahmu
835
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:33,333
Senyumanmu menghangatkanku
836
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,333
Sayang, kehadiranmu menyinari hidupku
837
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:42,083
Kau mewarnai segala-galanya
838
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,000
Aku ingin bersamamu selamanya
839
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,958
Aku amat memerlukanmu
840
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:50,875
Sayang, kaulah jiwa dan ragaku
841
00:43:51,416 --> 00:43:55,875
Akanku korban seluruh zahir dan batinku
842
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:59,583
Sayang, kaulah nyawaku
843
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:04,333
Cintamu yang tulus tiada tandingannya
844
00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:07,541
Aku bahagia bersamamu
845
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:13,083
Andai takdir memisahkan kita,
robeklah hatiku
846
00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:16,916
Akanku bawa diri dan berkelana
847
00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:21,458
Akanku ukir kenangan indah bersamamu
848
00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:25,166
Meniti hari-hariku tanpamu di sisi
849
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:29,916
Sayang, kehadiranmu menyinari hidupku
850
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,708
Kau mewarnai segala-galanya
851
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,375
Aku ingin bersamamu selamanya
852
00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:38,416
Aku amat memerlukanmu
853
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:42,208
Sayang, kaulah jiwaku dan ragaku
854
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,666
Henti!
855
00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:54,458
Ini babak pertama filem ini.
856
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:57,000
Awak makan pisang beracun
dan bertukar jadi lelaki.
857
00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:59,291
Saya nak awak betul-betul takut
858
00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:01,083
atau filem ini takkan laku.
859
00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:02,166
Bukan macam ini...
860
00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,166
Buat betul-betul.
861
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,291
Ajarlah saya.
862
00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:09,791
Luahkannya melalui mata awak.
863
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,041
Apa awak buat?
864
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:14,750
Sekali lagi.
865
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,041
Ia benar-benar...
866
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:21,625
Filem ini akan gagal
kalau awak terus merengek.
867
00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:23,791
Sekali lagi.
868
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,166
Contohnya, ia...
869
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:31,166
Dahlah, pergi rehat.
870
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:32,125
Saya...
871
00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:35,666
Berambus!
872
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:37,833
Hei.
873
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,541
Macam mana rasanya?
874
00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:51,583
Awak marah?
875
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,250
Susah nak cakap.
876
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:56,916
Kita sama-sama nak cari makan.
877
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,958
Kita patut saling membantu.
Kenapa serius sangat?
878
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,708
Penolong penerbit.
879
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,666
Beri dia segelas air.
880
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:12,416
Pengarah Su.
881
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:17,958
Encik Marco.
882
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,708
Awak dah baca berita?
883
00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:21,500
Saya sibuk. Bila nak baca?
884
00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:24,583
Ingat pelakon wanita ganti
yang awak marah tadi?
885
00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:25,625
Ya, apa halnya?
886
00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:28,125
Dia dah mati.
887
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,500
- Sebab apa?
- Bunuh diri.
888
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:34,791
Dia pakai gaun merah
kerana berdendam dengan awak.
889
00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:47,291
Apa dia buat di sini?
890
00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:49,708
Siapa?
891
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:52,541
Perempuan berbaju merah itu.
892
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:53,583
Awak tak nampak?
893
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,083
Encik Marco, jangan bergurau.
894
00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:59,208
Hei!
895
00:47:03,916 --> 00:47:05,708
Fokus pada muka dia.
896
00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:06,625
Okey.
897
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:10,458
Kenapa saya pandang dinding?
898
00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:12,083
Bukan dinding, tapi laut.
899
00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:13,583
Permukaan laut itu beku.
900
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,333
Awak nampak lelaki yang awak suka,
Encik Marco.
901
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:18,375
Awak cuma berani curi-curi pandang dia.
902
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:20,625
Awak menyorok dan curi-curi pandang lagi.
903
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:21,708
Baiklah.
904
00:47:21,791 --> 00:47:22,625
Mula!
905
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:45,375
Sekarang, beranikan diri.
906
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:48,708
Beri tanda cinta awak dengan gembira.
Mula!
907
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:57,125
Ini untuk awak!
908
00:47:59,375 --> 00:48:00,541
Bagus. Henti!
909
00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:01,625
Bagus sekali.
910
00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:02,750
Sempurna!
911
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,125
Pengarah, dia...
912
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:07,333
- Dia terkencing. Apa nak buat?
- Nanti dulu.
913
00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:10,041
Jangan marah.
Itulah reaksi yang saya minta.
914
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,583
Awak boleh lakukannya.
915
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:13,291
- Buat persiapan...
- Tak.
916
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,875
- Dia marah.
- Dia terkencing dalam seluar.
917
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:19,583
Saya nak ke hospital.
918
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:21,125
Saya...
919
00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:25,125
Awak mesti bayar ganti rugi kepada saya.
920
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:27,666
Maaf, saya nak hasil yang lebih baik.
921
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:29,708
Kenapa tak cakap saja?
922
00:48:29,791 --> 00:48:32,333
Saya pelakon berpengalaman.
Saya boleh buat.
923
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:34,791
Saya dah cakap, tapi awak asyik gagal.
924
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,958
Jadi, awak guna cara kotor ini
untuk kenakan saya?
925
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:40,500
Perhatian!
Encik Marco terkencing dalam seluar.
926
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:41,500
Apa awak cakap?
927
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:44,750
Perhatian!
Encik Marco tak kencing dalam seluar.
928
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:46,000
Seluar dia basah.
929
00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:47,708
Saya dah serik dengan awak!
930
00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,208
Saya dah berlakon sejak kecil.
931
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:54,041
Saya tak pernah dihina seteruk ini!
932
00:48:57,375 --> 00:49:01,833
Macam mana pelakon tambahan
boleh hina bintang terkenal dunia?
933
00:49:01,916 --> 00:49:03,125
Apa ini?
934
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,333
Di manakah keadilan?
935
00:49:07,708 --> 00:49:09,500
- Kenapa tercegat lagi?
- Maaf.
936
00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:11,708
Awak tunggu.
937
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:13,250
Awak pergi.
938
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:18,458
Betul! Awak pergi.
939
00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:20,875
Awak, Marco. Awak yang patut pergi.
940
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,583
Budak-budak zaman sekarang...
941
00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:25,666
Awak tak berpengalaman dan guna helah ini.
942
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,583
Saya boleh...
943
00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,208
Saya faham.
944
00:49:29,291 --> 00:49:32,541
Saya terpaksa guna cara ini
kerana lakonan awak teruk.
945
00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:34,958
Jadi, kenapa awak pilih saya?
946
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,708
Sebab upah awak murah
dan pelakon lain sibuk.
947
00:49:37,791 --> 00:49:39,083
Awak dah lama tak berlakon.
948
00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,375
Saya fikir awak akan hargai peluang ini,
tapi sebaliknya.
949
00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:45,083
Awak gagal kerana sikap awak!
950
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:46,916
Kita dah kesuntukan masa.
951
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,833
Bersedia, semua. Sambung kerja.
952
00:49:50,583 --> 00:49:52,375
Kami akan cari pengganti awak.
953
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:56,750
Jangan melampau!
Kesabaran saya ada hadnya.
954
00:49:57,416 --> 00:49:59,250
Awak yang melampau.
955
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:01,125
Mari kita bincang.
956
00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:04,166
Sambung kerja. Ayuh, semua!
957
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,125
Pengarah.
958
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:11,250
Terima kasih kerana beri saya peluang
untuk bawa watak ini.
959
00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:14,750
Saya akan balas budi awak
walaupun dalam mimpi.
960
00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:17,666
Boleh pulangkan skrip itu?
961
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:20,583
Janganlah macam ini.
Saya dah lama tak berlakon.
962
00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:24,875
Tolonglah, saya perlukan watak ini.
963
00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:27,208
Awak boleh ambil separuh komisen saya.
964
00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:28,250
Setuju?
965
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,125
- Tolonglah.
- Tak boleh.
966
00:50:31,208 --> 00:50:32,125
Tolonglah?
967
00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,375
Ambil semula skrip.
968
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:34,833
Encik Marco.
969
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,750
- Jangan ambil.
- Lepaskan.
970
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:42,833
- Tolonglah saya.
- Lepaskan.
971
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,833
- Lepaskannya!
- Lepaslah!
972
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,500
Encik Marco, saya minta maaf.
973
00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:59,250
- Saya tak berniat...
- Jangan cakap apa-apa.
974
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:01,958
- Saya tak sangka jadi macam ini.
- Saya tak perlukan simpati.
975
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,333
Saya rasa nak bergaduh
apabila datang ke sini.
976
00:51:09,416 --> 00:51:12,166
Awak bukan bergaduh,
tapi pukul diri sendiri.
977
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,333
Marco.
978
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,750
Dah lama awak tak berlakon.
979
00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:23,541
Jadi, awak masih berlakon.
980
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:27,000
Saya lebih tinggi daripada awak.
Kulit awak dah berkedut.
981
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,666
Ayah, ibu.
982
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:29,625
Dia anak saya.
983
00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:31,333
- Apa kamu buat di sini?
- Mari bergambar.
984
00:51:31,416 --> 00:51:33,416
- Mari kita berswafoto.
- Berhenti.
985
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,625
Ayuh, mari kita bergambar.
986
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:36,750
Sayang.
987
00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:38,958
- Gaya apa?
- Buat gaya hati.
988
00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:40,458
Jangan malu-malu.
989
00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:41,375
Senyum!
990
00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,166
Satu, dua, tiga.
991
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:44,083
Hore!
992
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,333
Dapat pun.
993
00:51:47,416 --> 00:51:48,833
Maaf mengganggu, Encik Marco.
994
00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:49,750
Encik Marco.
995
00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:53,541
Selepas dia tonton filem awak,
Orphan Adventure, semasa kecil,
996
00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:57,000
dia terus nak jadi pelakon.
Awaklah sumber inspirasi dia.
997
00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:58,083
Ibu, cukuplah.
998
00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:00,375
Encik Marco, maafkan kami.
999
00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:02,166
Keluarga saya peminat awak.
1000
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:08,375
Encik Marco.
1001
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,458
Dia takkan dengar nasihat saya.
1002
00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:13,125
Dia memang tak berbakat.
1003
00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,375
Boleh awak nasihatkan dia?
1004
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,416
Dia tak putus asa.
1005
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,666
Dia pasti berjaya.
1006
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,041
Terima kasih, Encik Marco.
1007
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:50,958
Young.
1008
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:54,291
Awak pakai sut. Apa watak awak?
1009
00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:56,750
- Segak, bukan?
- Ini kereta mewah siapa?
1010
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:01,708
Ini 200 ribu dolar.
Kalau tak cukup, saya boleh tambah.
1011
00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:03,041
Jangan berguraulah.
1012
00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:05,791
- Awak tak boleh guna duit palsu.
- Bos.
1013
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:07,625
Dah lambat. Kita mesti pergi.
1014
00:53:08,666 --> 00:53:10,916
Tunggu dulu. Sekejap saja lagi.
1015
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,625
- Dreamy, ambillah duit ini.
- Tak mengapa.
1016
00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:17,375
Saya ada kerja sambilan. Duit saya cukup.
1017
00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:18,416
Baiklah.
1018
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,958
Rupa-rupanya, awak orang kaya.
1019
00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:26,375
Saya mewarisi perniagaan keluarga saya.
1020
00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,750
- Kenapa jadi pelakon tambahan?
- Sebab minat.
1021
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,166
Tapi saya terpaksa
ke luar negara untuk uruskannya.
1022
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,291
Saya tak boleh main-main lagi.
1023
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,666
Hebatnya!
1024
00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:35,791
- Saya pergi dulu.
- Okey.
1025
00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:37,375
Dreamy.
1026
00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:39,083
Sebenarnya, saya suka awak.
1027
00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:41,583
Saya pun suka awak.
1028
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:44,500
Saya suka awak sebagai seorang perempuan.
1029
00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:49,958
Saya anggap awak kawan,
tapi awak nak tidur dengan saya?
1030
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:50,875
Ya.
1031
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,541
Apa istimewanya saya?
1032
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:57,625
Awak baik hati.
1033
00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:59,208
Jawapan itu dah basi.
1034
00:53:59,291 --> 00:54:01,083
- Jadi, saya tak cantik?
- Tak.
1035
00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:02,250
Awak cantik.
1036
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,416
Plastik betul. Cuba berimaginasi.
1037
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:05,500
Cuba menjiwainya.
1038
00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:06,750
Awak memang cantik.
1039
00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,125
Lupakan saja.
1040
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:10,833
Saya tak salahkan awak.
Ayat itu memang basi.
1041
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:11,750
Betul.
1042
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,875
Berani awak!
1043
00:54:16,916 --> 00:54:18,458
Saya dah ada teman lelaki.
1044
00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:19,375
Saya tahu.
1045
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,541
Terima kasih.
1046
00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:22,958
Saya pergi dulu.
1047
00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:25,166
- Datanglah melawat saya.
- Saya nak ke Amerika.
1048
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:26,583
Saya takkan balik buat sementara.
1049
00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:35,291
Hebatnya awak sekarang.
Cemburu betul saya.
1050
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:38,625
Saya yang patut cemburu.
Awak boleh kejar impian awak.
1051
00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:40,875
- Semoga berjaya.
- Ya.
1052
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,458
Helo! Ini pesanan kamu.
1053
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:51,625
Susah nak cakap.
1054
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:54,083
Sila beri lima bintang. Terima kasih.
1055
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,500
- Ini saya punya.
- Terima kasih.
1056
00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,541
- Ini awak punya.
- Okey.
1057
00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:01,708
Mimi!
1058
00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:03,125
Cuba pakai.
1059
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:06,000
Apa khabar? Dah lama tak jumpa.
1060
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,916
- Awak kenal dia?
- Ya.
1061
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,083
Pengarah Chen.
1062
00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:13,750
Oh, Tuhan!
1063
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,916
Gila betul! Gembira dapat berjumpa.
1064
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:18,041
Saya peminat setia awak.
1065
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,166
Saya suka filem-filem awak.
1066
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,166
Terima kasih.
1067
00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:23,416
- Cuba yang ini.
- Okey.
1068
00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,875
Sebenarnya, saya pelakon.
Nama saya Dreamy.
1069
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,750
Bolehkah awak beri saya peluang berlakon?
1070
00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:32,875
- Apa-apa watak pun boleh.
- Okey.
1071
00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,250
Betulkah?
1072
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,375
Terima kasih!
1073
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,666
Kalau awak beri saya peluang,
1074
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,208
saya takkan kecewakan awak.
1075
00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:42,750
Baguslah.
1076
00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:44,250
Terima kasih.
1077
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:47,958
Saya minta diri dulu.
1078
00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,250
- Maaf.
- Pengarah Chen, lihat ini.
1079
00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,375
Boleh saya tanya sesuatu?
1080
00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:58,500
Apa watak saya? Saya nak buat persediaan.
1081
00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:01,416
- Awak rapat dengan dia?
- Tak.
1082
00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:03,666
Kami akan hubungi awak.
1083
00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:06,125
Awak boleh pergi sekarang.
1084
00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:13,416
Maafkan saya.
1085
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,583
Apa ID WeChat awak?
Saya boleh datang untuk uji bakat.
1086
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:19,625
Kami tak guna WeChat.
Kenapa awak masih di sini?
1087
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:20,625
Baiklah.
1088
00:56:21,541 --> 00:56:24,208
Boleh pinjam pen? Ini nombor telefon saya.
1089
00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:26,708
- Hubungi saya bila-bila masa.
- Pergi.
1090
00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:27,750
Okey.
1091
00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:30,458
- Cukup.
- Terima kasih.
1092
00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:32,125
Kami takkan hubungi awak.
1093
00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:34,333
- Pergilah.
- Awak dah janji, bukan?
1094
00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:35,583
Tunggu dulu.
1095
00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:44,375
Saya cuma tak nak sakitkan hati awak.
Awak tak pernah tengok cermin?
1096
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:46,625
Setiap hari.
1097
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,333
Awak rasa awak ada peluang?
1098
00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:50,458
- Ya.
- Tiada.
1099
00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:55,625
Peluang itu tipis,
tapi saya sanggup tunggu.
1100
00:56:55,708 --> 00:56:57,750
Awak takkan dapat peluang itu.
1101
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,875
Sampai bila?
1102
00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:06,083
Mulai sekarang sehingga dunia ini kiamat.
1103
00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:07,750
Awak dah faham?
1104
00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:11,250
Kalau dunia dah kiamat?
1105
00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:19,333
Orang macam dia memang musibat.
1106
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:23,333
Dia takkan berjaya,
tapi tak nak terima kenyataan.
1107
00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:26,416
Dia degil dan asyik menyusahkan orang.
1108
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:28,583
Kami cuma nak makan.
1109
00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:30,541
Awak datang
untuk buat penghantaran, bukan?
1110
00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:33,416
Maafkan dia, Pengarah Chen.
Biar saya iring dia.
1111
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:35,250
Mari pergi.
1112
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:43,083
Bodoh betul!
1113
00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:45,791
Awak hanya memalukan diri sendiri.
1114
00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,041
Saya nak rebut peluang.
1115
00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,041
Lupakan saja. Ini takdir.
1116
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:52,250
Awak tahu maksud takdir?
1117
00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:53,333
Apa maksudnya?
1118
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:55,333
Saya jadi pelakon
walaupun ia bukan impian saya.
1119
00:57:55,416 --> 00:57:57,833
Awak nak jadi bintang,
tapi awak cuma pelakon tambahan.
1120
00:57:57,916 --> 00:57:58,875
Itulah takdir.
1121
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,541
Jangan lawan takdir lagi, okey?
1122
00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:08,250
Charlie, di mana awak?
1123
00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,416
Saya jumpa klien.
1124
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,458
Saya nak jumpa awak.
1125
00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:16,583
Saya masih ada mesyuarat nanti.
Saya sangat sibuk.
1126
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,875
Nanti saya telefon.
1127
00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:20,875
Jangan letak dulu.
1128
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:21,916
Kenapa?
1129
00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,416
Awak pakai baju apa hari ini?
1130
00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:31,666
Saya pakai baju sama setiap hari.
Baju putih dan seluar hitam.
1131
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:32,833
Kenapa awak tanya?
1132
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:36,291
Tiada apa-apa. Saya cuma nak tahu.
1133
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:38,166
Okey, selamat tinggal.
1134
00:58:57,791 --> 00:58:58,750
Okey.
1135
00:58:59,416 --> 00:59:01,416
- Mari kita naik teksi.
- Okey.
1136
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,500
Di mana teksi?
1137
00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:03,625
Di sana.
1138
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,833
Lebatnya hujan.
1139
00:59:05,916 --> 00:59:07,500
Dreamy! Kebetulan pula.
1140
00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:10,458
Sayang, dia sepupu saya. Tunggu, ya?
1141
00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:19,833
Siapa dia?
1142
00:59:19,916 --> 00:59:21,166
Klien saya.
1143
00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:23,750
Kenapa kata kita sepupu?
1144
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,958
Tiada apa-apa. Jangan risau.
1145
00:59:28,583 --> 00:59:30,416
- Biar saya tanya dia.
- Hei!
1146
00:59:32,416 --> 00:59:34,000
Dia klien saya.
1147
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,291
Awak pun klien saya.
1148
00:59:35,375 --> 00:59:37,958
Saya tawarkan perkhidmatan, faham?
1149
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:39,666
Perkhidmatan apa?
1150
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:41,000
Perkhidmatan
1151
00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:43,958
teman lelaki upahan.
1152
00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,083
Awak gigolo?
1153
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:49,041
Alahai, sama saja maksudnya.
1154
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:52,791
Kenapa saya?
1155
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:55,541
Inikah takdir saya?
1156
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:03,708
Sebab saya naif?
1157
01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:06,375
Jangan salahkan diri sendiri.
1158
01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:12,375
Lebih baik kalau awak tak tahu.
1159
01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,666
Baiklah,
pulangkan duit tabung kahwin saya.
1160
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:20,125
Saya akan labur duit itu dengan bijak.
1161
01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,166
Jangan risau.
1162
01:00:26,416 --> 01:00:27,583
Ini duit yang awak minta.
1163
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,583
Cukup 20 ribu dolar.
1164
01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:33,375
Saya reda kalau awak tipu saya.
1165
01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:34,916
Saya tak tipu awak.
1166
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,375
Ini caj perkhidmatan saya.
1167
01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:39,500
Tiada apa-apa yang percuma, bukan?
1168
01:00:42,666 --> 01:00:46,833
Awak tak percaya saya
akan jadi bintang terkenal, bukan?
1169
01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:48,500
Awak pasti berjaya.
1170
01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:49,958
Awaklah yang terbaik.
1171
01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:53,583
Selagi awak bayar,
saya sanggup ulangnya berkali-kali.
1172
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:59,958
Jangan menangis atau dia akan syak.
1173
01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:02,291
Jangan menangis.
1174
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,458
Jangan beri saya masalah!
1175
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,791
Kenapa awak...
1176
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,500
Jangan susahkan saya.
1177
01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:19,291
Saya dah suruh
awak berhenti menagih dadah!
1178
01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,333
Dadah membunuh.
1179
01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:25,625
Jangan minta duit daripada saya lagi.
Bertaubatlah, Dreamy.
1180
01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:26,708
Betul.
1181
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,875
Jangan beri dia pinjam duit.
1182
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,541
Ia cuma memudaratkan dia.
1183
01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:27,083
Awak okey?
1184
01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,333
Awak tertidurkah? Awak mabuk?
1185
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,208
Awak nak bunuh diri?
1186
01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:37,041
Tak.
1187
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:40,333
Awak sedang buat penggambaran filem?
1188
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:41,541
Awak pelakon?
1189
01:02:43,791 --> 01:02:44,750
Bukan.
1190
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,166
Saya bukan pelakon.
1191
01:02:57,916 --> 01:02:59,041
Saya dah sedar.
1192
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,333
Awak tertidur.
1193
01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:02,875
Ia sangat berbahaya.
1194
01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:04,000
Jangan buat lagi!
1195
01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:11,750
- Uruskan pelakon kita.
- Cepat! Babak seterusnya.
1196
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:14,041
- Bangun.
- Ini babak seterusnya.
1197
01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:15,916
- Berundur.
- Cepat!
1198
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
- Penolong Pengarah.
- Encik Marco?
1199
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,166
Dah lama tak jumpa. Apa watak awak?
1200
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:23,291
- Askar yang berani.
- Baring saja di sana.
1201
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,250
Cepat!
1202
01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:26,500
Kostum dan solekan, bersedia.
1203
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:27,916
Baring di sini, bukan?
1204
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,958
Rapatkan kepala kamu.
1205
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:33,125
- Jangan bergerak. Saya tolong.
- Dah mula?
1206
01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:35,125
- Cepat.
- Jangan bergerak.
1207
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:37,208
Patutkah saya buka mata?
1208
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,791
- Atau pejam?
- Tak kisah.
1209
01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:40,500
Saya nak mati dengan mata terbuka.
1210
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:43,791
Kami gugur di medan perang
demi bangsa dan negara.
1211
01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:46,500
- Mati dalam penyesalan...
- Jangan bergerak.
1212
01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:49,166
Okey, ayuh!
1213
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,208
Sedia!
1214
01:03:53,666 --> 01:03:55,666
- Lindungi jeneral!
- Hati-hati!
1215
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:57,791
Cepat!
1216
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,500
- Berlindung sekarang!
- Tunduk!
1217
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,458
Tengoklah. Apa jadahnya ini?
1218
01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:11,625
- Di mana awak jumpa?
- Tencent WeSee.
1219
01:04:12,541 --> 01:04:13,541
Tengoklah.
1220
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,375
Ya.
1221
01:04:16,458 --> 01:04:18,250
Dia takut sehingga terkencing.
1222
01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:24,625
Tengoklah! Kelakar betul.
1223
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,291
- Awak kenal Marco?
- Tak.
1224
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:34,708
Tak kenal.
1225
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,000
Dia terkencing dalam seluar.
1226
01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:46,083
- Tengok klip lain.
- Klip ini kelakar.
1227
01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:48,041
Gila betul! Geli hati saya.
1228
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:51,708
Saya tak boleh berhenti ketawa.
1229
01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:54,291
Kelakar betul.
1230
01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:58,625
Marco.
1231
01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:00,083
- Marco?
- Ya.
1232
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:02,500
- Betulkah dia Encik Marco?
- Ya.
1233
01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:03,708
Betulkah dia Marco?
1234
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,541
Muka dia seiras Marco.
1235
01:05:06,625 --> 01:05:08,000
Yalah, dia Marco.
1236
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:12,041
- Marco!
- Dia memang Marco.
1237
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,625
- Dia Marco.
- Marco!
1238
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,833
- Marco!
- Marco!
1239
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,916
- Encik Marco!
- Saya jumpa dia.
1240
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,875
- Marco!
- Mari berswafoto.
1241
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:22,000
- Ambil gambar.
- Mari bergambar.
1242
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,291
- Pandang sini.
- Encik Marco.
1243
01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:26,166
- Mari bergambar!
- Senyum!
1244
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:29,375
- Marco, klip itu sangat lucu.
- Saya sukakannya.
1245
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,250
VIDEO TULAR: MARCO KEMBALI
1246
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,583
PELAKON KANAK-KANAK TULAR
SELEPAS TERKENCING DALAM SELUAR
1247
01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:38,083
BERKAT TERKENCING DALAM SELUAR,
MARCO KEMBALI TERKENAL
1248
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:42,333
BINTANG BARU DIREBUT PENAJA
MARCO DUTA LAMPIN BAYI
1249
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:47,125
MARCO BERANG
"SAYA BUKAN DEWA KENCING"
1250
01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:52,250
Encik Marco,
terima kasih atas kunjungan hari ini.
1251
01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:55,750
Boleh awak cerita
tentang kemunculan semula awak?
1252
01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,791
Kemunculan semula?
1253
01:05:57,875 --> 01:05:59,666
Awak kembali popular.
1254
01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,458
Apa maksud awak sebenarnya?
1255
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:02,708
Saya...
1256
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:04,375
- Saya dah matikah?
- Saya tak...
1257
01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:06,250
Maaf, bukan itu maksud saya.
1258
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,458
Apa maksud awak "kemunculan semula"?
1259
01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,416
Awak hina saya?
1260
01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:17,041
- Lakonan awak memang mantap.
- Mestilah!
1261
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,000
Awak berbakat dan sentiasa bersedia.
1262
01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:23,208
Ya, emosi saya tak berpenghujung.
1263
01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:26,625
Boleh awak tiru semula reaksi
"kencing dalam seluar" itu?
1264
01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:33,458
Ramai kanak-kanak yang tonton program ini,
1265
01:06:33,541 --> 01:06:34,708
jadi ia tak sesuai.
1266
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,416
Saya setuju.
Apa rancangan masa depan awak?
1267
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:40,375
Saya dijemput
membintangi filem antarabangsa.
1268
01:06:40,458 --> 01:06:42,416
- Saya kenal Encik Marco.
- Filem...
1269
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,541
Saya yang buat dia terkencing.
1270
01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:45,708
Awak pun pelakon?
1271
01:06:45,791 --> 01:06:48,125
Ya, saya pernah jadi pelakon.
1272
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,791
Awak kenal Bruce Lee?
1273
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,291
- Saya kenal...
- Hei!
1274
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:54,291
Jangan bersembang dan sambung kerja!
1275
01:06:55,541 --> 01:06:58,000
Perjalanan karier awak penuh liku.
1276
01:06:58,083 --> 01:06:59,250
Apa perasaan awak?
1277
01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,750
Saya rasa sangat bertuah.
1278
01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:04,958
Bukan semua orang dapat peluang kedua.
1279
01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:10,583
Saya berterima kasih kepada pelakon
yang menakutkan saya dalam video itu.
1280
01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:12,750
Saya takkan terkenal tanpa dia.
1281
01:07:12,833 --> 01:07:13,916
Siapa dia?
1282
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,291
Saya tak tahu nama dia, tapi...
1283
01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:17,833
Dia pelakon.
1284
01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:22,375
Dreamy!
1285
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,583
Ada orang datang!
1286
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,666
- Awak nampak kacak hari ini.
- Ya.
1287
01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:30,958
- Encik Marco!
- Ya, Encik Marco.
1288
01:07:31,041 --> 01:07:34,500
Akhirnya, saya jumpa awak.
Saya nak ucap terima kasih.
1289
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:37,541
Dia tak buat apa-apa pun.
Dia cuma menakutkan awak.
1290
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:39,625
Rambut saya beruban sebab dia.
1291
01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:41,416
Pening kepala dibuatnya.
1292
01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,666
- Duduklah.
- Sedapnya bau.
1293
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:46,250
Encik Marco, awak sangat popular sekarang.
1294
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:48,458
Sebab muka awak hodoh sangat!
1295
01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:49,750
Anak kamu hebat.
1296
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,666
- Biasa saja.
- Dia seiras ayahnya.
1297
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,375
- Tak, ibu dia.
- Ayah dia.
1298
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,375
- Ibu dia.
- Dia seiras kamu berdua.
1299
01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:57,791
Tahniahlah.
1300
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,541
Awak tersenarai untuk uji bakat
filem baru Stephen Chow.
1301
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:02,125
Apa?
1302
01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:03,583
Awak tak tahu?
1303
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:06,791
Mereka nak rekrut pelakon baru
yang berbakat.
1304
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,208
Nama awak tersenarai.
1305
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,500
Di mana senarai itu?
1306
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,750
Di Internet.
1307
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:13,250
Uji bakat di Beijing esok. Tengok!
1308
01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:17,166
- Kenapa tiada Internet?
- Maaf.
1309
01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:18,833
Saya tak nak pergi.
1310
01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:20,500
Kenapa?
1311
01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,250
Saya ada kerja baru
dan dah berhenti berlakon.
1312
01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:26,916
- Kenapa?
- Saya jadi pelayan sekarang.
1313
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,750
Saya berniaga dalam talian
dan ada gaji tetap.
1314
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:31,208
Orang tua saya gembira.
1315
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:33,708
Dreamy lebih gembira dan stabil sekarang.
1316
01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:35,583
- Baguslah untuk dia.
- Ya.
1317
01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:37,833
- Nah, Encik Marco.
- Ya.
1318
01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:39,541
Baguslah.
1319
01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:41,333
Bagus.
1320
01:08:42,416 --> 01:08:43,375
Awak okey?
1321
01:08:45,666 --> 01:08:47,708
- Saya kurang sihat.
- Menopaus?
1322
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,583
Mengarutlah! Dia masih muda.
1323
01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:51,000
Serangan jantung?
1324
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,125
- Panggil ambulans!
- Saya okey.
1325
01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:54,500
- Mungkin ia serius.
- Saya okey.
1326
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:58,208
Saya rasa sedih
kerana Dreamy lebih gembira sekarang.
1327
01:09:02,166 --> 01:09:03,625
Jangan salah faham.
1328
01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:05,666
Maksud saya,
1329
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:10,750
dia ibarat petinju yang mengalah
sebelum pertarungan bermula.
1330
01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:14,291
Saya bukan mengalah,
tapi saya dah sedar sekarang.
1331
01:09:14,833 --> 01:09:16,666
Saya tak nak jadi bintang lagi.
1332
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:17,916
Awak putus asa.
1333
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:21,416
Encik Marco.
1334
01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,708
Dah lebih sepuluh tahun.
1335
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:27,375
Saya dipersendakan dan dihina setiap hari.
1336
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:30,666
Tiada sesiapa nak lihat lakonan saya.
1337
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:34,416
Saya tak pernah dilayan dengan baik.
1338
01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:36,291
Saya dah serik.
1339
01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:37,791
Kenapa?
1340
01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,416
- Apa maksud awak?
- Kenapa awak putus asa?
1341
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,958
Saya tak putus asa, tapi...
1342
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,416
Saya tak ditakdirkan untuk jadi pelakon!
1343
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:50,041
Usaha saja tak memadai.
1344
01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:53,291
Ayah dah cakap, tapi kamu degil.
1345
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,625
Dia asyik dibuli di set penggambaran.
1346
01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:58,083
Baiklah, saya faham.
1347
01:09:58,166 --> 01:09:59,666
Saya faham.
1348
01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:03,875
Saya cuma datang untuk ucap terima kasih.
1349
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,166
Saya ada hal. Saya balik dulu.
1350
01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:07,541
Makanlah dulu.
1351
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,375
Encik Marco, makan dulu.
1352
01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:10,625
Yalah, Encik Marco.
1353
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:14,875
Saya sangka usaha ialah tangga kejayaan.
1354
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,166
Awak yang beritahu saya.
1355
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,833
- Mungkin saya patut cuba...
- Ayah dah agak!
1356
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,041
Anak tak guna!
1357
01:10:45,541 --> 01:10:47,208
Pergi!
1358
01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:48,875
- Tempah tiket dia.
- Hei!
1359
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:51,666
- Kereta api atau kapal terbang?
- Kapal terbang.
1360
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:52,583
Baiklah.
1361
01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:53,916
- Kelas pertama!
- Ya.
1362
01:10:54,791 --> 01:10:55,666
Berambus!
1363
01:10:58,958 --> 01:11:00,458
Banyak sangat ini, ayah.
1364
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:03,750
Ambil sajalah! Kamu tiada duit.
1365
01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:05,333
- Kalau kamu...
- Ini tiket.
1366
01:11:05,416 --> 01:11:07,125
- Lekas!
- Kelas pertama?
1367
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,041
- Terima kasih, ibu.
- Sama-sama.
1368
01:11:11,541 --> 01:11:12,666
Terima kasih, ayah.
1369
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,875
- Jangan balik-balik lagi!
- Baiklah.
1370
01:11:16,958 --> 01:11:19,041
- Dah ambil kunci rumah?
- Dah!
1371
01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:23,625
BAHASA TUBUH
1372
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,000
Saya robot.
1373
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:42,583
Terima kasih. Seterusnya!
1374
01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:45,791
Helo, juri.
1375
01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:54,291
Saya cendawan yang tumbuh.
1376
01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:55,458
- Ia...
- Seterusnya.
1377
01:11:56,458 --> 01:11:59,125
Cepat! Seterusnya.
1378
01:11:59,208 --> 01:12:00,916
PENGURUSAN EMOSI
1379
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,250
Ibu!
1380
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:04,541
Datuk! Nenek!
1381
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:07,250
Pak cik! Sepupu!
1382
01:12:07,333 --> 01:12:08,708
Abang ipar!
1383
01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:10,375
Mak cik!
1384
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,166
Kenapa ia terjadi kepada aku?
1385
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,375
Seluruh keluarga saya dah mati.
1386
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,166
Hebat! Seterusnya.
1387
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:34,500
Helo, juri.
1388
01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,791
Okey. Seterusnya.
1389
01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:45,500
Tunggu saya menjiwai watak.
1390
01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:47,000
- Lima minit saja.
- Hei!
1391
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,916
Lima minit? Ada lebih 100 orang beratur.
1392
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,291
PERTUNJUKAN BAKAT
1393
01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:24,166
Terima kasih.
1394
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:25,916
Bagus sekali! Seterusnya.
1395
01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:30,916
Helo, juri.
1396
01:13:33,166 --> 01:13:35,166
Saya boleh buat bunyi guna tangan.
1397
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,083
Seterusnya.
1398
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:38,750
Maafkan saya.
1399
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,875
Ini pertunjukan bakat.
1400
01:13:42,875 --> 01:13:43,750
Bodoh!
1401
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:46,708
LAKON PERANAN
1402
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,833
Helo, juri. Saya seorang wira.
1403
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:49,875
Baiklah, mula.
1404
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:59,416
Aku, Chen Zhen,
akan menuntut bela pada hari ini.
1405
01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:04,291
Siapa bunuh tuan aku?
1406
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,916
Helo, juri.
1407
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,583
Saya seorang perisik.
1408
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:11,708
Baiklah, mula.
1409
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:15,458
Bos, apa ini?
Bukankah kita nak main mahjung?
1410
01:14:15,541 --> 01:14:16,583
Jangan!
1411
01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:21,333
Sakit, bos!
Tolong jangan guna tali pinggang.
1412
01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:26,750
Helo, juri.
1413
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:27,875
Cepatlah.
1414
01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:29,750
Saya seorang penipu.
1415
01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:31,583
Mula.
1416
01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:36,875
- Cepatlah! Ramai lagi yang beratur.
- Sayang.
1417
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:39,958
Dreamy?
1418
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:42,541
Sayang, dia sepupu saya. Tunggu, ya?
1419
01:14:48,375 --> 01:14:49,666
Siapa dia?
1420
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:51,333
Klien saya.
1421
01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:53,208
Kenapa kata kita sepupu?
1422
01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:56,250
Tiada apa-apa. Jangan risau.
1423
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:58,791
- Biar saya tanya dia.
- Hei!
1424
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,666
Dia klien saya.
1425
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,208
Awak pun klien saya.
1426
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:05,791
Saya tawarkan perkhidmatan, faham?
1427
01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:07,041
Perkhidmatan apa?
1428
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,541
Perkhidmatan...
1429
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:12,958
teman lelaki upahan.
1430
01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:14,625
Awak gigolo?
1431
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:18,291
Alahai, sama saja maksudnya.
1432
01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:20,291
Kenapa saya?
1433
01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,500
{\an8}Sebab saya naif?
1434
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:25,625
Jangan salahkan diri sendiri.
1435
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:31,666
Lebih baik kalau awak tak tahu.
Awak tentu lebih gembira.
1436
01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:39,416
Ini 20 ribu dolar yang awak minta.
Saya reda kalau awak tipu saya.
1437
01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:41,583
Saya tak tipu awak.
1438
01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:43,333
Ini caj perkhidmatan saya.
1439
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:48,041
Tiada apa-apa
yang percuma di dunia ini, bukan?
1440
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:54,666
Awak tak percaya saya
akan jadi bintang terkenal, bukan?
1441
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,958
Awak pasti berjaya.
1442
01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:57,541
Awaklah yang terbaik.
1443
01:15:58,166 --> 01:16:02,500
Selagi awak bayar,
saya sanggup ulangnya berkali-kali.
1444
01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:07,250
Jangan menangis atau dia akan syak.
1445
01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:15,791
Jangan beri saya masalah!
1446
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:22,833
Saya dah suruh
awak berhenti menagih dadah!
1447
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:24,208
Dadah membunuh.
1448
01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:27,041
Bertaubatlah, Dreamy!
1449
01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,291
Terima kasih.
1450
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:33,916
Kenapa awak pukul saya?
1451
01:16:34,416 --> 01:16:35,875
Saya bukan sepupu dia.
1452
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:37,708
Maaf, saya tak sengaja.
1453
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:42,708
Boleh awak tukar peranan
dan jadi mangsa pula?
1454
01:16:42,791 --> 01:16:43,708
Baiklah.
1455
01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:53,416
Awak gigolo?
1456
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:56,250
Alahai, sama saja maksudnya.
1457
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:01,791
Sampai hati awak tipu saya?
1458
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:05,208
Jangan menangis atau dia akan syak.
1459
01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:12,750
Muka awak sangat hodoh.
1460
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:15,666
Macam mana awak boleh jadi gigolo?
1461
01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:20,500
Awak boleh marah saya,
tapi jangan hina rupa paras saya.
1462
01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:22,083
Saya sangat kacak, faham?
1463
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:25,541
Saya buat awak marah, bukan?
1464
01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:28,375
Awak tentu hodoh sejak azali.
1465
01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:30,708
Awak tipu orang
untuk tingkatkan keyakinan diri.
1466
01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:33,750
Diam!
Saya disayangi semua orang sejak kecil.
1467
01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:36,083
- Mereka cuma kasihankan awak.
- Diam!
1468
01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:37,250
Awaklah diam!
1469
01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:40,125
Orang macam awak tak layak disayangi.
1470
01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:41,291
Saya...
1471
01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:45,333
Dasar buaya darat!
1472
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,666
Semua orang sayang awak?
1473
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,958
Muka hodoh nak jadi gigolo?
Matilah awak saya kerjakan.
1474
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:57,375
- Kenapa pukul saya lagi?
- Alamak! Saya minta maaf.
1475
01:17:57,458 --> 01:17:59,416
Saya tak berniat nak pukul awak.
1476
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,333
Baiklah, cukup. Seterusnya.
1477
01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,583
Maafkan saya.
1478
01:18:07,541 --> 01:18:08,375
Hei!
1479
01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:11,041
Sana! Awak disenarai pendekkan.
1480
01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:44,791
SETAHUN KEMUDIAN
1481
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:56,458
- Hei! Apa kamu berdua buat?
- Kami cari anak kami.
1482
01:18:56,541 --> 01:18:59,083
Carilah di balai polis.
Ada acara malam ini.
1483
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,125
- Sila naik.
- Terima kasih.
1484
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:16,750
Perasaan saya bercampur baur
selepas dengar lagu ini.
1485
01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:19,083
Adakah anda juga begitu?
1486
01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:21,333
- Itu dia.
- Baiklah, mari teruskan.
1487
01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:24,375
Calon anugerah pelakon wanita terbaik
tahun ini hebat-hebat belaka.
1488
01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:30,125
Mereka dari pelbagai peringkat usia
dalam industri perfileman China.
1489
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:32,125
Siapakah pemenangnya?
1490
01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:36,833
Sebelum itu, mari tonton rakaman
sebelum mereka jadi terkenal.
1491
01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:42,583
Cantik juga Lin Yun dulu.
1492
01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:44,750
Ya.
1493
01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:48,958
Siapa itu?
1494
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:52,541
Itu Dreamy.
1495
01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:53,583
Yalah.
1496
01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:15,166
Penyampai anugerah, sila ke pentas.
1497
01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:24,166
Saya bangga kerana terpilih
untuk jadi penyampai anugerah ini.
1498
01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:27,416
Anugerah Pelakon Wanita Terbaik dimenangi...
1499
01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:34,416
Pelakon wanita ini satu dalam sejuta.
1500
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:38,333
- Walaupun dunia dah kiamat, dia tetap...
- Jangan cakap lagi.
1501
01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:42,416
Hidup ini hanyalah sebuah mimpi.
1502
01:21:43,208 --> 01:21:44,333
Dreamy!
1503
01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:57,333
Awak menang!
1504
01:22:06,583 --> 01:22:08,166
Tahniah.
1505
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:09,125
Dreamy!
1506
01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:12,541
Dreamy!
1507
01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:14,958
Dreamy.
1508
01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:05,041
- Dreamy!
- Dreamy!
1509
01:23:05,125 --> 01:23:09,750
- Dreamy!
- Dreamy!
1510
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:14,750
- Dreamy!
- Dreamy!
1511
01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:18,083
- Dreamy!
- Dreamy!
1512
01:23:18,166 --> 01:23:20,000
- Dreamy!
- Tak mengapa.
1513
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:21,250
Lepaskan dia.
1514
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:24,083
Helo, Dreamy. Saya peminat awak.
1515
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,791
- Saya suka semua filem awak.
- Terima kasih.
1516
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:30,083
Saya pelakon.
Awak rasa saya ada peluang untuk berjaya?
1517
01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:31,416
Awak minat berlakon?
1518
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:34,041
Sepenuh hati saya!
Adakah saya akan berjaya?
1519
01:23:34,541 --> 01:23:35,458
Tak.
1520
01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:39,791
Awak takkan berpeluang
sehingga dunia kiamat.
1521
01:23:39,875 --> 01:23:40,750
Awak faham?
1522
01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:43,041
Saya faham.
1523
01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:45,125
Jadi, apa awak nak buat?
1524
01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:49,125
Saya akan terus jadi petani.
1525
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,375
Tak boleh!
1526
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:54,458
Jangan biar orang lain
tentukan hidup awak.
1527
01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:55,666
Teruskan usaha.
1528
01:23:56,166 --> 01:23:57,375
Awak pasti berjaya.
1529
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,666
Baiklah. Terima kasih!
1530
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,166
Seribu.
1531
01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:21,666
Seribu kesilapan.
1532
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:22,750
Sepuluh ribu.
1533
01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:27,208
Seribu...
1534
01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:51,083
Awak.
1535
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,250
Apa? Adakah saya suruh awak buat?
1536
01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:54,458
Giliran awak pula.
1537
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:58,000
Mari sini.
1538
01:24:58,083 --> 01:24:59,208
Reaksi sedih.
1539
01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,541
Saya nak tengok reaksi sedih.
1540
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,708
Cuba lebih beremosi.
1541
01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:14,750
Awak. Buat reaksi sedih.
1542
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,583
Sedih.
1543
01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,875
Okey, ikut saya.
1544
01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:20,708
Ini dah cukup bagus dan okey.
1545
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,666
Macam ini.
1546
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:32,833
Okey.
1547
01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:37,708
Tampar dia.
1548
01:25:37,791 --> 01:25:38,916
Tamparan pertama.
1549
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,208
Tampar kuat-kuat.
1550
01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:42,375
Jerit lebih kuat.
1551
01:25:42,458 --> 01:25:44,166
- Jerit lebih kuat?
- Ya.
1552
01:25:50,416 --> 01:25:53,666
Dia akan jerit lebih kuat
apabila awak tampar dia nanti.
1553
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,125
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Saffura