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They're the lost pages
of the Necronomicon.

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Though he may have found
a way to open the rift.

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We believe it's a mystic passage

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between the human sphere
and the Dead lands.

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They're all dead.

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Welcome to my world, lady.

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Well that kid in your car...

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and you really think that that had
something to do with Ms. Prevett?

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Once that idiot
Ash Williams is dead,

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you and I will go on
to immortal glory.

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Kaya...
Ruby.

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I have a vessel.

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The Dark Ones
know about the rift.

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We need to find it
before they get out.

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You help me drive
Ash's daughter over the edge

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and we won't have to.

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That's better.

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So good job tracking
down that Kandarian demon poker.

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Alright, here's the plan.

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We gear up, we corner Ruby
in her little evil...

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She won't be there.

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Well, you clean up pretty well.

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Thanks.

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My Mom always liked
this dress on me.

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It's pretty.

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But I'm not sure
this is the time

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to be playing
Barbie dress-up.

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So there's this dance
tonight at school and...

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You wanna go to a school dance

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when evil is circling
like sharks at a tuna rodeo?

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I have a plan.

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Ms. Prevett sent me text
saying she wanted to

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"clear the air" tonight.

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And you're gonna say no,

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'cause you're my daughter
and you're smart.

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Look, if you're right
and Ms. Prevett is a demon,

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then that means
she killed my mom, and Rachel.

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And who knows how many others.

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I need to know for sure,
and when I do...

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Daddio's gonna swoop in
for the kill.

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Kelly?

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You've heard a lot
of my dumb ideas.

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You wanna weigh in on this one?

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I think it's a great idea, Ash.

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Ruby trusts her.
She might throw her off guard.

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And besides,
if anything goes awry

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You and I will be right there.

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Okay, daughter,
we do this your way.

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But from now on
you're rubber and we're glue,

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you got that?

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Dad.

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Thanks.

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Well, that's what
super-cool dads do, right?

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Yeah.

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Negeltu dumuzi

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sepiya...

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Mummu sa dalkhu

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sabola!

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Welcome to me, my son.

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The new Prophesied One.

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I have waited for this night
for hundreds of years.

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In order for us to succeed,

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you must do exactly as I say.

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I'm ready mother.

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Now listen.

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We have to convince Brandy

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that you're her real father,

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and for that to work,

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you have to look just like him.

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How am I doing?

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There is still just
one small detail.

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This hurts mother.

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Is that normal?

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It'll scab over.

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Make it stop!

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When you're done there,
I want you to get dressed.

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The dance is about to start.

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Yes, Mother.

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I'm really sorry about your
friends getting killed and all.

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I thought we were ready.

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We had no idea what
we were getting into.

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What's that?

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Pablo, are you there?

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What the fuck?

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Hello?
Is someone there?

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I think there's
somebody in there.

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Pablo? Pablo!

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Hey, Pablo!

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Kelly?!

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Pablo, it's so good
to see your face.

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I don't get it!
Where are you?

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No fuckin' idea.

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I fucked up.

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I went after Ruby
with the Kandarian dagger

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and she got it away from me.

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What do mean?
What happened, Kelly?

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Ruby killed me.

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She killed me with the dagger.

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What?

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I'm pretty sure I'm dead.

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What is that?

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Fuck, it's coming back.

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Kelly? No! No! No!

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Pabloooooo!

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Kelly, please!

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Kelly?

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Kelly?

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Kelly?

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Kelly?

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Is your friend Kelly gone?

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Ruby took her!

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Hey girl!

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Okay.

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We get in there, we find Ruby,

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Brandy, you push her demon buttons,

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then ding dong
the witch is dead.

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Hey!

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Hey, isn't that Ashy-Slashy?

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Whoa boy.

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What's the matter?

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Oh, the cops.

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They get all squirrelly

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when they find a demon baby
in your trunk.

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I'm still going in.

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That's fine, plan B.

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You guys go in the front,
I'm going in the back.

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But how...

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Don't worry about it.

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Kelly.
I'm counting on you.

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Don't worry, Ash.

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She's not getting out my sight.

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Brandy, don't take
this the wrong way,

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but did your father
seem a little...

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strange tonight?

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I dunno, "strange"
is him most of the time.

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Why?

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You know how sometimes
you just get a bad feeling?

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Check it out.

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Found it taped
behind a fire alarm.

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Looks fucking ancient.

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The shit still smokes!

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Oh man, I can't be that high.

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It's Ashy-Slashy again!

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You know you kids are inhaling
a controlled substance?

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Now you're gonna slash us
like you slash your prices?

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You really should
read the brochures.

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Cannabis is a well-known
gateway drug.

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Fine, it's gone, weirdo.

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You take that stupid
saw everywhere?

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You'd be surprised
how often I need it.

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Wanna touch the blade?

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No!

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Well, seeing as how
you two youngsters

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are already headed down
the hemp highway to nowhere.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Ah, you know what they say.

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Spare the saw, spoil the child.

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Could I have your attention
please everyone?

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As you all know,
a couple of days ago

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we lost two people very, very
precious to our community.

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Candace Barr and Rachel Manning,

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were taken from us
in a most horrific way,

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but tonight we want to celebrate

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the giving people
that they were.

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So will you join me now
in a moment of silence.

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We love you Rachel.

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Did you know
she was going to do this?

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No, I didn't.

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You don't think it could
actually be genuine?

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Five minutes ago I would have
said no, but now...

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Hi Brandy!

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I'm so glad you decided to come.

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I hope that wasn't
too emotional for you.

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It's actually really nice.

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You wore the dress
that your mom liked.

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I'm glad.

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Hey.

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You said you wanted
to talk to her, so talk.

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Maybe we should go
somewhere quieter.

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Right. I don't think so.

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It's okay, Brandy,
I'll be right behind you.

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Security door my dimpled butt.

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Oh, no!

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Brandy?

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Brandy?

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Yo,

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demon,

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step away from
the dead teenager.

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Whoa, another dumb ass double.

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Are you what
used to be little me?

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That's right.

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I'm all grown up now.

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Ash, I'm so disappointed in you.

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You've gone soft.

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Soft?

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I can hold my own, pal.

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You are your own worst enemy.

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It pains me to know that
somebody so unqualified

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could actually be
the Prophesied One.

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Think you could do better?

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Oh, good gravy, yes!

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But lets put a pin in that

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because I have to get
back to our daughter.

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Brandy!

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Oh, yeah?!

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Three and a half horses
that says

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no way, Jose.

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Freeze, motherfucker!

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Hands in the air!

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Officer!

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I know this looks bad.

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Turn around! Now!

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Okay, look, your father
is right about one thing.

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I do know more
than I was letting on.

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How much more?

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A great evil is coming.

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And the only way we to defeat it
is if we stick together.

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A supernatural war is brewing,

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and you've been caught
in the middle of it.

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So are you saying
that you area demon?

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Oh, honey.

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No.

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But your dad is.

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What? Well, that's new.

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Look, I know that I lied
about my intensions,

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but it was only to protect you.

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I had to find out the truth.

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I had to be sure
about your father.

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But you think about it.

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He opened the book.

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He brought the evil
to Elk Grove.

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Kelly?

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Hate to say,
but she's not wrong.

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This all started once Ash
read from that damned Book.

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You just think about all the
deaths of all those innocents,

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and the horror that's
occurred because of him.

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You really expect me to believe
that he's one of those things?

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Brandy...

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Hey?

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I've been watching her.

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I'm not so sure
you have the ability

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to shake her faith
in her father.

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Well, that's what
you're doing here.

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You just keep pushing,
my child will do the rest.

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Ruby.

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When Brandy kills Ash,

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the prophesy from the Book
will be fulfilled.

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And my child becomes the Savior.

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Then I will have dominion
over the Dark Ones,

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enough to free you
from your hell.

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And grant you true immortality.

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00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,610
Dad?!

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00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,270
Dad, where are you?!

254
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,270
Oh!

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00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,450
What are you doing?

256
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,710
Looking for you.

257
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,060
Hugs?

258
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,540
Are you all right?

259
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:28,330
Peachy.

260
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,070
I'm just a little embarrassed.

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00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,810
Embarrassed?

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00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:34,640
Yeah, I'm afraid I've been
keeping a secret from you.

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Oh my God!

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It's sad.

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00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,080
I just wish that young man

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had shown a little
more common sense.

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00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,300
You did this!?

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Tonight's event had a very
specific dress code,

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and he wears those shoes?

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00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:54,310
Jesus Christ,
what is wrong with you?

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00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,270
Well, that's the little secret
I was talking about.

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Brandy!

273
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,580
Oh that bastard.

274
00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:04,890
Shut it, butcher!

275
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,580
When they strap
you to the table,

276
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,500
I'm gonna ask to
stick in the needle myself.

277
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,110
Yeah, jokes on you, pal!

278
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,110
Michigan doesn't even
have the death penalty!

279
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,460
Shut up and...

280
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:20,250
Kelly, where the hell
have you been?

281
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,510
And why aren't you with Brandy?

282
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,250
She took off on me!

283
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,300
Ash, it's worse than we thought.

284
00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:29,560
I think Ruby's planning
to kill Brandy tonight!

285
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,090
What are we going to do?

286
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,650
Well, for starters
there's a very handsome

287
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,260
but demented version of me
running around here.

288
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,870
So if you see him,

289
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,310
I give you permission
to break his face.

290
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,180
And what about you?

291
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,050
I'm gonna save my daughter.

292
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,840
Brandy?!

293
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:54,500
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!

294
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,600
Whoa.

295
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,030
Oh, hey.

296
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,600
It wasn't me!

297
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,990
Uh, it was the other me!

298
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,960
Let's go! Hello girl!

299
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,190
Ms. Prevett!

300
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,970
I just heard there's
a killer in the school!

301
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,280
No.

302
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:38,460
You were right,
he's some kind of demon freak!

303
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,810
Oh my God, did he do that too?

304
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,510
Brandy this is just
the beginning.

305
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,900
Everybody here is in danger!

306
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,910
Brandy!

307
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,820
You left before we could finish!

308
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,560
Augh!

309
00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:58,870
Get down!

310
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,050
Brandy!

311
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,570
Come to Papa!

312
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,490
Brandy!

313
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,840
Come and dance with your dad!

314
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,370
Noo!!

315
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,940
Brandy!

316
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,290
Brandy!

317
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,740
It's Ashy Slashy!

318
00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,870
Help me! Help me!

319
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,130
Help me.

320
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,050
Shit!

321
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,970
Come on!

322
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,010
Jefe!

323
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,670
Shit.

324
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,710
Sorry. Jefe!

325
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,890
Pablo!

326
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,280
Kelly?

327
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,630
I'm in here.

328
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,370
Kelly!

329
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,470
You said you were...

330
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,730
I thought you...

331
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,770
Kelly, are you okay?

332
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,380
Me? I'm fine.

333
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,300
I mean it's crazy out there.

334
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,210
All hell has broken loose!

335
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,960
Are you okay?
'Cause you seem nervous.

336
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:27,310
I am. Nervous.

337
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,050
Uh, because, I...

338
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,310
Kel, I thought that
you were in danger.

339
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,790
I would never be able
to forgive myself

340
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,270
if something bad
happened to you.

341
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,930
Especially since I never worked
up the courage to...

342
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,970
kiss you.

343
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:49,630
Well, maybe
we should change that.

344
00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:54,030
Yeah, maybe we should.

345
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,290
Yeah, that's right!

346
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:00,250
I hit you 'cause
the real Kelly and I did kiss,

347
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,600
and it was freakin' awesome!

348
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,210
So what are you, anyway?

349
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:07,350
Demon? Deadite?

350
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,520
None of the above.

351
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,050
I'm Kaya.

352
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:18,570
Brandy, if it comes to it honey.

353
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,580
You protect yourself.

354
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,580
No!

355
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:24,800
Ash Williams!

356
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,890
Leave these children alone!

357
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,110
If it's me you want, here I am!

358
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,550
Whoa!

359
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,730
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

360
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,250
Brandy!

361
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,690
It's okay, Daddy's here!

362
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:57,050
Stay the fuck away from us!

363
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:03,450
Go ahead, shoot me.

364
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:07,010
Put a hole through this pretty
face you love so much.

365
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,150
Do it!

366
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:17,850
Come on, lover boy.

367
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:21,290
When this is over you can have
what's left of this body.

368
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,030
Pull the trigger.

369
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,550
Ohhh!!

370
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,780
No!

371
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,040
Please don't.

372
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,220
Tell Kelly I said thanks
for her flesh and blood.

373
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,260
No!!

374
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,750
Jefe!

375
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:50,620
Careful, that thing is dangerous!

376
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,670
Stay back!

377
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,890
You're one of them!

378
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,500
No. Very simple
explanation, kiddo.

379
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,020
There's two of me!

380
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,850
Oh, he'd say anything!
You're a monster!

381
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,330
She's the one you should be afraid of!

382
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,030
Leave her alone!

383
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,120
No! You're killing her!

384
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:14,390
I'm not doing this!
She's doing it herself!

385
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,740
When did you start liking this?

386
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,100
Jefe!

387
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:35,670
Jefe.

388
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,890
I know that word!

389
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,760
You just called me "Boss."

390
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,460
Good thing I'm fluent
in Español.

391
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,150
Uhh, yeah!

392
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,630
Ash, Kelly's dead!

393
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,290
Ruby killed her and
now some nasty demon

394
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:47,550
took over her body!

395
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,990
That sounds diabolical.

396
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,560
Is that a chainsaw I hear?

397
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,600
Why yes it is.

398
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:59,170
Where you come from they're
better known as "moto sierra."

399
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,820
And it's not yours?

400
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,740
Well, that's complicated,
my little friend,

401
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,260
but don't fret.

402
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,880
Soon it'll all be over.

403
00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,620
Ahh!

404
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:11,530
You're not Ash!

405
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,660
Oh, gee.

406
00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:16,190
What gave it away?

407
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,900
Stop him.

408
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,910
Honey, gimme that dagger.

409
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,520
I'll send that she-bitch
back to hell!

410
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:45,830
She's already dead.

411
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,440
You killed her
just like you killed those kids.

412
00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:50,480
You want to end this nightmare,
you give me that knife!

413
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:51,480
Shut up!

414
00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:52,660
Just shut up!

415
00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:57,180
I'm your Pop.

416
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,190
Alright.

417
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,230
Love you.

418
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,450
Dad! Get in!

419
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,800
That's my daughter.

420
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,670
Like daughter, like dad.

421
00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,410
I can't.

422
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:10,810
You deserve it, but I can't.

423
00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,130
You don't have an invite.

424
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,350
What the hell?

425
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,090
That's what I was
trying to tell ya!

426
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,220
Jefe, help!

427
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:38,360
Ruby went to Kandarian Kinkos
and this asshole popped up.

428
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:39,660
Hey good lookin'.

429
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:41,660
Get out of my Jazz.

430
00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:43,270
Huh, you missed.

431
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,980
Pablo you missed a great party.

432
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:57,110
Jefe, Kelly's...

433
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,160
No.

434
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:05,080
Hundreds of years spent
looking for that Book.

435
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,000
And two years in this
shit hole of a school.

436
00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:13,430
Oh my God.

437
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,520
You were right.

438
00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:19,010
No one is that stupid

439
00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:21,090
or that lucky.

440
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,530
Maybe not, but you're next Ruby.

441
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,230
Brandy! No!

442
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,760
Brandy.

443
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:46,770
Brandy?

444
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,860
Brandy?

445
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,170
Oh, no.

446
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,420
Hello?

447
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:31,560
Hello? Is anybody there?