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All right, boys. Here we go.
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Nice and easy.
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Man, Mitch, if you weren't here...
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I'm always here.
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Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.
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Are you Batman?
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Sure, pal. Just bigger and browner.
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- All right, boys, get him in.
- Have a good run, Mitch.
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All right, Steph.
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- Yeah, Mitch.
- Yo, Eros.
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How's it looking out there?
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Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.
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Waves are shitty today.
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Eggy beyond. Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.
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Yup. It's windy!
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- Good call, brah.
- Come on.
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- All right, brah-brah!
- It's just brah.
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Later!
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- Come on, Pete.
- Hey, Mitch!
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I told you, you don't have to
do this every day.
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I want to. You saved my sister's life.
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You think I'm gonna forget that?
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All right. Well, listen,
tomorrow make my pecs a little bigger.
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And don't cover up my front bump.
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You got it. Huge dick.
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Big dick.
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- Yo, Ellerbee.
- Hey, Mitch.
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Hey, come on, man, why don't
you leave my boys alone,
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and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?
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What are you saying,
that I need to work out?
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That I'm, what, looking smaller?
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No! You're looking big.
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I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.
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- Yeah?
- Hey, hey!
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If I had a sister,
I'd introduce you to her, man.
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You all right, all right.
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Wait, was that sarcastic?
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Like calling a tall guy "Shorty"?
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Damn it, he always does that to me.
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I heard he invented Google
and gave it all to charity.
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Man, I heard he invented
the cure for the common cold.
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He ain't Superman,
he's a damn county lifeguard.
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Grown man wears spandex to work.
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So does Superman.
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Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!
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I don't even have to stretch to guard you.
Let's go.
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Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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Not on my beach, Arian!
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- What up, Vern?
- What's up, Mitch?
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He saved my nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?
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Every time he jogs by.
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Literally, every single time.
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Hi, Mitch.
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Flakka. Jesus.
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Hey, what's up, buddy?
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- Hey, Mitch.
- Hey, can I see that?
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- Where'd you get this?
- Right there.
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Right there? Is this the only one?
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All right.
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You could go over there,
you could go the fuck over there,
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get the fuck out of here!
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What part of "private"
do you not understand?
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Hey, hey. What's up, boys?
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- Beach belongs to everybody.
- Nothing belongs to everybody.
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That's not nice.
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- There are killer waves, boys. Go shred.
- It's on.
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- Later, Mitch.
- All right, brah.
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You don't want to do that, big dog.
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I'm an animal lover,
but I will put you down.
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Frankie! My God, I am so sorry.
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Frankie, stop.
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Don't you know he's a friend?
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What a terrible, terrible way to meet.
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- You're Lieutenant Buchannon, right?
- I am.
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Victoria Leeds,
the new owner of the Huntley Club.
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Of course. I know exactly who you are.
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- Well, welcome to Emerald Bay.
- Thank you so much.
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I heard you were a head-turner.
What an understatement that is.
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And I heard you were a charmer.
Guess that's an understatement, too.
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I apologize for Frankie.
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I know this beach is public and,
honestly, I wish the club was, too.
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- But you, you're welcome anytime.
- Thank you very much.
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- I'll see you around?
- Yes, you will.
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Okay, I get that you have to test
for image stabilization,
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but why'd we have to
come to the beach?
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You know I hate the beach.
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Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.
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Well, I'm sorry, man,
but the beach is important, okay? It's...
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It's, you know, the wind and the...
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Just...
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I get it.
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- I get it now, okay. I get it.
- Who... What, C.J.?
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No, I didn't even know she was
working on the beach today.
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"I didn't know C.J. was working. "
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- Shut up, Dave.
- Hey, Ronnie.
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It's Ronnie, right?
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What the fuck? Yeah, it's Ronnie.
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- I'm Dave.
- Hi, Dave.
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- Nice to meet you.
- C.J. How you doing?
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I'm doing all right.
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You're trying out today, right?
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I saw your name on the board.
That's how I...
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Say... Say something.
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Kinda feel like this is your year.
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Stop that.
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Okay.
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Well, I'll see you at tryouts.
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All right, C.J.
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That was amazing to watch.
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She came up to you,
she was very nice and warm.
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And you handled it really smoothly.
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- Really?
- Fuck, no. That was awkward.
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- It was horrible.
- Fuck!
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Did you have a stroke?
It felt like you had a stroke.
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Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
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And not a single fuck was given.
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- Hey, Ronnie.
- Hey, Steph.
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- Welcome back.
- Thanks.
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- Third time's a charm, right?
- Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...
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Hey.
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I'm more motivated than ever.
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So you just need to fill out this form
and take off your shirt.
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My shirt. No, I don't...
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No one wants to see that.
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Take it off.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
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Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn!
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Hey, does anyone have
a weed whacker?
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We got a comedian on the line.
What's your name, funny guy?
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- I'm Zane.
- You're Zane.
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Why don't you
step out of my line, Zane?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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You need to understand one thing,
Zane. We're a family here.
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A team. And we support each other.
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- You're out.
- Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.
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- Get the fuck off my beach.
- Okay. Okay.
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So you're going to make me
guess your name?
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Are you following me?
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I was actually just going to
ask you the same thing.
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Okay. Look, you're hot.
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I may resist for a while,
but we both know eventually I'll give in.
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So why don't we just skip that.
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Why don't you put a baby in me?
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- Now.
- You know, honestly...
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I was thinking dinner first.
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But we could try the baby thing,
if you want.
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You are trying. Way too hard.
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Trying's the best part.
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- Summer.
- Hi.
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I was hoping we'd see you here.
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I couldn't sleep last night.
I am so excited.
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Hey, it's your day today, Summer.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Hey, fresh face.
You here for the qualifiers?
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No, no, I'm not trying out.
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I'm actually already on the team.
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You're already on this team?
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I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.
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"Ready for duty"? Okay.
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You got any papers
or anything like that?
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I do. There you go.
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It's a permission slip. Literally.
"Dear Mitch,
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"I am pleased to write you
on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody. "
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- Right. Well, no free passes.
- Yeah.
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At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.
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I legit needed those for my taxes.
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What you need is to understand
that if you're going to be on this team,
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- you got to earn it.
- Really?
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Yeah. So, why don't we
start this whole thing over,
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just like gentlemen?
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Where you from, One Direction?
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Iowa?
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- Iowa?
- You heard of it?
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Yeah, I know what it is.
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- Hey, Steph.
- Hey.
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New Kids on the Block here
is from Iowa.
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Man.
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And he says he's already on the team.
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- Yeah.
- Doesn't have to try out.
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- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Let me ask you this...
A lot of oceans in Iowa?
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No, just ponds and lakes
and cocky pretty boys, apparently.
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Cocky pretty boys.
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Hey, Mitch, what happened to that
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last pretty boy recruit we had?
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- He died.
- R.I.P.
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Are you guys being serious right now?
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I honestly can't tell.
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You show up here,
matching bathing suits.
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What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?
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I'm Matt Brody.
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I hold the world record
in the 200 meter.
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Two gold medals.
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- Hey! Matt Brody.
- Matt Brody.
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Yes, yes.
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Absolutely. And we still
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- don't give a fuck.
- Don't give a fuck.
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No, fresh out.
Fresh out of fucks. Yeah.
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Okay, that ocean out there has riptides
that'll tear your little mangina in two.
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My mangina?
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So you are being serious.
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Dead serious, right now, NSYNC,
all right?
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This ain't no little
fucking pond out of Iowa.
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So with all due respect,
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you want to be here
on this team, on our team,
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you're gonna have to earn it.
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Look, I get it.
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You're big, Sasquatch.
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But I'm fast.
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Really fucking fast.
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Which is why somebody important
thinks I belong here.
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So when you two figure out
who the fuck I am,
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you can find me on the beach.
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See you.
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Did that really just happen?
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It did. He slapped me.
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Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,
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- like a woman. No offense.
- None taken.
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You know what, man? I gotta tell you,
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I'm feeling really good about this year.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Good luck out there, man. Good luck.
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Thanks.
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And if you need some extra motivation...
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- Looking at it right there.
- Hey...
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You okay?
Help! C.J., help!
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My friend is choking! Help!
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No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!
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Are you okay? You're choking.
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Oh, God.
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Are you okay?
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- Ronnie.
- You're gonna be just fine.
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What?
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Thank you!
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- Ronnie, are you okay?
- Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.
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Okay.
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I'm so good.
You did good, good, good work.
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Good job. Thank you, you can go now.
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Okay, drink some water...
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- Thank you so much. Okay.
- ... I guess.
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- Dave?
- Yeah.
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- How does it look?
- How does what look?
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Down there.
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- Does not look good at all.
- Yeah, what does it look like?
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Looks like your dick is trapped between
two slats of wood.
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Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.
249
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,913
I just need you to get down there
and just pop it out.
250
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:09,373
No, I can't do that at all.
251
00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:11,083
Come on, I just need you...
You grab that dick
252
00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:12,459
- and you push it out.
- No, no.
253
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,878
Okay. Hi.
254
00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:15,129
I'm going to help you.
255
00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:17,298
We're going to deflate
the situation together. Okay?
256
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:18,966
- Okay.
- Focus.
257
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,551
Think about things that turn you off.
258
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,721
Maybe like...
Like your grandma's underwear?
259
00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:26,307
- Not working.
- No? Okay, cool.
260
00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:28,100
- Maybe, like...
- Ostriches.
261
00:15:28,643 --> 00:15:30,477
- Guys, still stuck.
- Mitch, hey, need you.
262
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,188
No, no, not Mitch.
Don't bring Mitch over.
263
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:34,815
- Hey.
- Hey, Mitch is here.
264
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,609
Ronnie, you pumped
about the qualifiers, buddy?
265
00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:39,111
You know it, man. I'm just... I'm really...
266
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:41,864
Really excited to quit
my double major in robotics
267
00:15:41,948 --> 00:15:44,658
and computer science and really,
really do something with my life.
268
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,076
You don't need to look down there.
269
00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:47,203
Do not touch me right now.
270
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:48,913
- Not even touching you.
- Okay.
271
00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:51,832
Okay.
272
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,709
Looks like you got
your beef and your biscuits
273
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:54,919
stuck down there.
274
00:15:55,378 --> 00:15:57,588
It's gonna be okay.
I've been through it, too.
275
00:15:57,672 --> 00:15:59,340
- Not a big deal.
- Really?
276
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:01,508
Yeah, absolutely.
I was stuck in a woman for hours once.
277
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,260
Couldn't get out.
278
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:05,930
- Totally the same, yeah?
- It's the same thing.
279
00:16:06,014 --> 00:16:07,056
Stuck junk is stuck junk.
280
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,434
Stuck junk is stuck junk. Okay.
281
00:16:10,518 --> 00:16:12,811
All right, buddy, we're gonna have to
flash-freeze your johnson.
282
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,813
No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.
283
00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:15,981
Look, it's okay.
284
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:17,441
- Oh, my God.
- Nope. Still stuck.
285
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,486
I mean, if you think about it,
it's a good thing, right?
286
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,112
Congratulations.
287
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:25,241
Hey, how you feeling, sport?
288
00:16:25,325 --> 00:16:26,533
Better, but could we get
289
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,077
some sort of perimeter
going for the crowd?
290
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:31,580
Nah. Nobody's looking. Just us.
291
00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:33,249
God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.
292
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,125
Mitch, I can't get
the swelling to go down.
293
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:37,586
All right.
294
00:16:37,712 --> 00:16:39,004
We're going to have to pull it out.
295
00:16:39,089 --> 00:16:40,047
- Pull it?
- Yeah.
296
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,049
- Just like pulling a tooth.
- What?
297
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,467
Don't you touch my dick!
298
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:44,551
I'm okay.
299
00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,722
Ronnie, are you okay?
300
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,516
Yeah, no, I'm good.
301
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,976
I'm proud of you, Ronnie.
302
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:54,270
Fuck you, Dave. You're my worst friend.
303
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,573
Captain, I need to
talk to you about this...
304
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,284
Yeah, Mitch. Look, you're just in time.
305
00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:09,910
I want you to watch something.
306
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,245
Check this out.
307
00:17:12,455 --> 00:17:16,834
Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer, sex symbol
and adrenaline junkie.
308
00:17:16,918 --> 00:17:18,377
How do I define myself?
309
00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:21,422
80% trill and 30% dope.
310
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:24,341
People think I'm crazy,
that I'm out of control.
311
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:26,093
How do you think I got all this gold?
312
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:27,303
"Crazy and out of control"
313
00:17:27,387 --> 00:17:29,221
may have worked
for his individual events,
314
00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:32,224
but when it came to the relay,
Brody blew it for the team.
315
00:17:32,309 --> 00:17:36,061
USA is in the lead for the team relay
and Brody's in the water to anchor.
316
00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:38,105
Oh, my God!
317
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:40,065
Looks like he just vomited in the pool.
318
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:44,028
After a night of partying in Rio
led to a streak of bad luck in the pool,
319
00:17:44,112 --> 00:17:46,488
Brody was dubbed the "Vomit Comet. "
320
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,325
How do you feel about losing
a medal for your teammates?
321
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,452
There's no "I" in "team. "
322
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,371
But there is a "me. "
323
00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:55,622
Are you dyslexic?
324
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,624
I'm Caucasian.
325
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,755
This is the guy you think
is a good PR opportunity for us?
326
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,299
Right?
327
00:18:05,383 --> 00:18:07,676
He's reckless, he's insubordinate.
Come on.
328
00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:09,303
Which is why we can afford him.
329
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:10,721
Come on, Mitch.
330
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:13,140
The guy's only here
because he took a plea deal.
331
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,142
A plea deal?
332
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:16,643
For what?
333
00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:18,812
The specifics aren't important.
334
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:22,608
What's important is that
we are his community service.
335
00:18:22,692 --> 00:18:23,984
Come on. He's a train wreck.
336
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,527
With two gold medals.
337
00:18:25,612 --> 00:18:27,321
How many gold medals do you have?
338
00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:28,655
Probably zero. Okay?
339
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:33,243
Brody is an American hero with
the face of a Swedish model.
340
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,328
You're losing me.
341
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:35,871
He's one of the best swimmers
in the whole world.
342
00:18:35,955 --> 00:18:37,664
There's more to this job
than just swimming.
343
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,626
- You know that.
- Yeah, there's also politics.
344
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,420
Now, look, Mitch, let's be honest.
345
00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:45,089
We're staring into the abyss here.
346
00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:47,841
City council's already
cut our funding again.
347
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,010
What the council wants
and what the bay needs
348
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,178
are two different things.
349
00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,263
I found more flakka this morning.
350
00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:55,224
Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.
351
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,811
And this shit is like bath salts on meth.
352
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:02,689
Flakka?
353
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,024
Good work, Mitch.
354
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,651
I'll turn this over to the police.
355
00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:09,154
Hey, look. This new guy of yours?
He's not ready for this kind of trouble.
356
00:19:09,239 --> 00:19:12,241
He doesn't need to be,
and neither do you. Okay?
357
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,450
It's not your job.
358
00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:15,077
It's the busiest time of the year.
359
00:19:15,161 --> 00:19:17,496
I need you out there shining for me.
360
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,374
- All right, I'll do it.
- Yes!
361
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,000
But he's got to pass qualifiers first.
362
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,752
- You got it.
- Which should be easy
363
00:19:23,837 --> 00:19:25,921
considering he's the
"best swimmer in the world. "
364
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:27,172
Right?
365
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,800
Good afternoon, Councilman.
366
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:33,011
- Good afternoon.
- So, how is our progress?
367
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:36,306
Most of the council
has signed off on your terms.
368
00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:37,433
Good.
369
00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:38,725
And the rest are almost there.
370
00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:40,352
"Almost"?
371
00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:43,230
Councilman,
372
00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:47,359
you seem like the kind of man
who knows how to seize an opportunity.
373
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,403
Me, too.
374
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:53,740
Back home, my younger brother
was given the family business to run
375
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,368
when clearly I had the business gene.
376
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:58,203
Why? Because I'm a woman.
377
00:19:59,247 --> 00:20:00,914
So I came to America,
378
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:04,960
the Land of Opportunity,
because everything is fair here.
379
00:20:05,545 --> 00:20:07,045
But who's to say anymore?
380
00:20:07,255 --> 00:20:09,465
I have a point to prove, Councilman.
381
00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:13,343
And I'm here to create
an opportunity for you.
382
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,480
I'm sure they'll come around.
383
00:20:25,231 --> 00:20:27,191
I'm sure they will, too.
384
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:33,071
Why does she always look like
she's running in slo-mo?
385
00:20:33,156 --> 00:20:34,323
You see it, too?
386
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,786
She always looks wet. But not too wet.
387
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,913
Right.
388
00:20:42,832 --> 00:20:45,000
She's the reason I believe in God.
389
00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:46,877
Hey, how's your dick?
390
00:20:47,295 --> 00:20:48,462
It's good, you know...
391
00:20:48,546 --> 00:20:49,963
It's better, you know...
392
00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:52,049
It's just ready for action.
393
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:54,092
- Okay.
- Okay.
394
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,219
Okay.
395
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:57,221
I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.
396
00:20:57,305 --> 00:20:58,514
- What? You did?
- Yeah.
397
00:20:58,598 --> 00:20:59,806
You haven't heard about this?
398
00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:01,725
Yeah, I heard.
Everybody's heard.
399
00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:03,602
All right. Welcome, everybody.
400
00:21:03,937 --> 00:21:07,856
You know, Baywatch proudly accepts
only one new recruit every year.
401
00:21:07,941 --> 00:21:09,358
But the good news for you
402
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:12,110
is that this year,
we've got three open spots.
403
00:21:12,278 --> 00:21:15,322
Now without further ado,
I'd like to turn it over to the man
404
00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:17,241
who has 500 career saves.
405
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:19,576
Give it up for
Lieutenant Mitch Buchannon.
406
00:21:22,705 --> 00:21:25,415
All right, thank you. Thank you.
407
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,669
Baywatch is the elite of the elite.
408
00:21:29,045 --> 00:21:32,047
Our team's commitment to
protecting the bay at all costs
409
00:21:32,131 --> 00:21:34,049
is the reason why
the single mom behind me
410
00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,593
feels very comfortable
letting her two kids run
411
00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:37,886
right into the water unaccompanied.
412
00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:42,349
Thanks, Mitch. That's right.
413
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:44,935
And Baywatch works
because we follow rules.
414
00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:47,896
We follow rules because
if we don't, people die.
415
00:21:48,189 --> 00:21:49,439
You work in an office
416
00:21:49,524 --> 00:21:52,192
and you doze off at your desk
one day, no big deal.
417
00:21:52,735 --> 00:21:54,945
You slack off here... Say it with me...
418
00:21:55,405 --> 00:21:56,947
People die.
419
00:21:57,699 --> 00:21:59,449
So here's the thing,
if you've come to Baywatch
420
00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:02,327
on your little motorcycle,
thinking you're cool,
421
00:22:02,412 --> 00:22:04,204
trying to work on your killer tan...
422
00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,373
Well, you need to find
another beach to go to.
423
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,041
But if you've come to sacrifice
424
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,294
for something
much bigger than yourself,
425
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:11,628
this is the beach for you.
426
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:16,091
But you're gonna have to
get through this first. C.J.?
427
00:22:16,426 --> 00:22:17,759
Yeah, C.J.!
428
00:22:18,094 --> 00:22:20,846
There are tons of qualities
that make a great lifeguard.
429
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:22,723
Today, we're gonna test all of them
430
00:22:22,807 --> 00:22:25,183
in a grueling obstacle course
we like to call
431
00:22:25,268 --> 00:22:26,518
"The Absentee Father. "
432
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:29,104
He's tough. Brutal, even.
433
00:22:29,188 --> 00:22:31,523
His presence in your life
is brief, but it will scar you
434
00:22:31,608 --> 00:22:34,568
and instill a toughness in you
that will carry you through birthdays,
435
00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:37,738
Christmases and even
"Bring Your Dad To School Day"
436
00:22:37,822 --> 00:22:39,489
when your mom has to put on
a fake moustache
437
00:22:39,574 --> 00:22:41,408
just so you can fit in with the other kids.
438
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:43,577
All right.
439
00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:45,037
Thank you, C.J.
440
00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:46,622
Thank you.
441
00:22:46,706 --> 00:22:49,374
So get out there, kick ass
and make us proud.
442
00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:50,584
Go, Baywatch.
443
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:04,181
On your mark.
444
00:23:06,726 --> 00:23:07,934
Get set!
445
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,203
This is Baywatch, people!
446
00:23:26,329 --> 00:23:27,537
- Kick those legs!
- Let's go!
447
00:23:27,622 --> 00:23:29,915
- Come on, let's go!
- Listen to what she's saying.
448
00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:31,124
Keep it going! Keep it going!
449
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,459
You are guppies!
450
00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:33,919
One day you will be sharks!
451
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:36,004
Pick it up, folks. Move those legs!
452
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,383
Who's your daddy now?
453
00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:40,676
Come on, guys!
454
00:23:46,474 --> 00:23:48,141
Come on, guys! Let's go!
455
00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:50,352
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
456
00:23:50,687 --> 00:23:52,854
Let's go! You got this! Come on!
457
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,565
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
458
00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:57,109
Up and over!
459
00:23:58,361 --> 00:24:02,072
Let's go, come on! Way to hustle!
Come on, you're almost there!
460
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:05,575
Kid's really got no quit in him.
461
00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:09,287
Attaboy, Ronnie! Great job!
462
00:24:09,372 --> 00:24:10,372
Great!
463
00:24:18,923 --> 00:24:19,923
Fuck.
464
00:24:20,007 --> 00:24:21,174
You know, you wanna be on our team,
465
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,843
you're gonna have to pass this course.
466
00:24:22,927 --> 00:24:25,011
- We all do.
- Look. Mitch, right?
467
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,139
- Lieutenant to you.
- "Lieutenant"?
468
00:24:28,349 --> 00:24:29,599
Like in the army?
469
00:24:30,727 --> 00:24:32,602
Let me save you some time. Okay?
470
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:36,523
You're not gonna be my big brother here
and put me on the right path.
471
00:24:36,607 --> 00:24:37,858
It doesn't work like that.
472
00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:41,153
I got where I am today
completely by myself.
473
00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:42,988
So how about you let me do my job,
474
00:24:43,072 --> 00:24:44,990
and I'll tell you
where to send my checks?
475
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:48,785
You know, sharks always swim slowly.
476
00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:51,913
Until they need to attack.
477
00:24:51,998 --> 00:24:53,123
Thank you for that cryptic
478
00:24:53,207 --> 00:24:54,583
and totally irrelevant
piece of information.
479
00:24:54,876 --> 00:24:56,251
What are you, Aquaman?
480
00:24:56,502 --> 00:25:00,046
'Cause I'm really confused
with what we've been talking about.
481
00:25:00,214 --> 00:25:01,757
Come on, Gold Medal.
482
00:25:01,841 --> 00:25:03,717
You afraid I'm gonna kick
your Little Mermaid ass
483
00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:06,344
all over this course
in front of all these people?
484
00:25:06,721 --> 00:25:08,305
I mean, now you're
gonna have to beat me
485
00:25:08,389 --> 00:25:10,348
on the big boy's course, princess.
486
00:25:57,688 --> 00:25:59,314
Well, that was cute.
487
00:25:59,398 --> 00:26:00,982
- Probably in record time.
- Yeah?
488
00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:02,943
The problem is, that's not the course.
489
00:26:03,027 --> 00:26:04,027
That's not the course?
490
00:26:04,111 --> 00:26:05,153
So here's what we're gonna do.
491
00:26:05,238 --> 00:26:08,615
We're gonna go over to the real course,
and if you beat me over there,
492
00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:10,325
not only are you on the team,
493
00:26:10,409 --> 00:26:11,827
but I won't fuck with you anymore
494
00:26:11,911 --> 00:26:12,994
and I'll call you by your real name.
495
00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:14,079
Really?
496
00:26:27,802 --> 00:26:29,177
Yeah!
497
00:26:41,315 --> 00:26:42,399
Refrigerators?
498
00:26:42,608 --> 00:26:46,069
...98, 99, 100!
499
00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:00,458
That was bullshit, Mitch.
500
00:27:01,085 --> 00:27:02,294
You know I was already gassed.
501
00:27:02,378 --> 00:27:04,421
Because you were showboating.
You want to be a lifeguard,
502
00:27:04,505 --> 00:27:05,630
you gotta learn to conserve your energy.
503
00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:07,257
Conserve my energy?
504
00:27:08,509 --> 00:27:10,010
No!
505
00:27:10,928 --> 00:27:13,221
Help! My kids!
506
00:27:13,306 --> 00:27:14,890
Lifeguard Tower One!
507
00:27:49,884 --> 00:27:51,009
Help!
508
00:27:55,181 --> 00:27:56,723
Look out! Look out!
509
00:27:59,226 --> 00:28:00,769
We're on the go!
510
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,020
Come on, move!
511
00:28:02,104 --> 00:28:03,313
Yo, move!
512
00:28:03,397 --> 00:28:05,106
Watch it! Move, move, move!
513
00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:09,819
Hey, look out!
514
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:12,364
Lady, get out of the way!
515
00:28:24,961 --> 00:28:27,128
- My kids!
- Ma'am, everything's okay.
516
00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:28,880
I'm here to save you.
My name is Matt Brody.
517
00:28:30,091 --> 00:28:32,050
- Somebody help!
- Ma'am, stop it!
518
00:28:32,134 --> 00:28:33,969
I can't save you if you're being a dick!
519
00:28:36,639 --> 00:28:38,223
- Where are the other two?
- "Other two"?
520
00:28:38,307 --> 00:28:39,349
Shit.
521
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:51,736
- Here you go. Here you go.
- Okay.
522
00:28:52,488 --> 00:28:53,613
Take him.
523
00:28:57,159 --> 00:28:58,368
You're okay.
524
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,620
Come on.
525
00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:02,455
Breathe for me. Come on, big man.
526
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,540
Come on.
527
00:29:07,044 --> 00:29:08,211
We'll set you down right here.
528
00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:10,463
Good. Let's get you over. Attaboy.
529
00:29:12,174 --> 00:29:13,883
- Brody, stop!
- One, two, three...
530
00:29:13,968 --> 00:29:15,677
- Brody, stop!
- What? Why?
531
00:29:15,761 --> 00:29:17,053
Her airway's blocked.
532
00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:24,019
- Okay, breathe.
- C.J., she good?
533
00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:26,730
- Steph, how is she?
- She's all right.
534
00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:29,065
You're gonna be good.
535
00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:30,358
Give me some.
536
00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:31,609
Let's get you to your mom.
537
00:29:41,203 --> 00:29:42,287
All right, guys. Hey, listen up.
538
00:29:42,371 --> 00:29:44,956
We want to thank you for
a great year of qualifiers.
539
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:47,667
For those of you who don't
go on and become trainees,
540
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:50,670
we wanna thank you,
we expect to see you next year.
541
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:53,590
To the trainees who made it,
congratulations.
542
00:29:57,928 --> 00:29:59,554
Oh, my God. I made it.
543
00:29:59,638 --> 00:30:01,639
I made it! Oh, my God.
544
00:30:02,475 --> 00:30:03,683
Thank you so much.
545
00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:05,101
You don't ever have to thank me.
546
00:30:05,186 --> 00:30:06,227
You did this one on your own.
547
00:30:06,312 --> 00:30:07,479
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
548
00:30:08,481 --> 00:30:10,106
What the fuck? That's my name.
549
00:30:11,108 --> 00:30:13,443
That's my name!
550
00:30:13,527 --> 00:30:14,861
Holy shit!
551
00:30:14,945 --> 00:30:16,112
I made it onto...
552
00:30:16,947 --> 00:30:18,823
Wait. Do not tell me
that I'm the tech guy.
553
00:30:18,949 --> 00:30:20,075
No!
554
00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:21,701
No, I chose you because you have heart,
555
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:24,162
no quit and you leave it all
out on the beach.
556
00:30:24,538 --> 00:30:26,623
- Thanks, Mitch.
- Congratulations.
557
00:30:29,126 --> 00:30:30,460
Hey, High School Musical.
558
00:30:31,087 --> 00:30:32,128
You were reckless out there.
559
00:30:33,130 --> 00:30:35,548
Completely destroyed
a motorcycle, which you stole.
560
00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:36,758
I didn't steal that.
561
00:30:36,842 --> 00:30:38,218
I commandeered it, okay?
562
00:30:38,302 --> 00:30:40,762
Because it was faster
and clearly had insurance.
563
00:30:40,846 --> 00:30:41,846
And by the way,
564
00:30:42,014 --> 00:30:45,266
the lady that I saved,
she didn't seem to mind.
565
00:30:45,351 --> 00:30:46,518
Let me tell you something, man,
566
00:30:46,602 --> 00:30:47,894
the rescues don't mean a thing
567
00:30:47,978 --> 00:30:49,687
if you put other people in danger. Okay?
568
00:30:49,772 --> 00:30:51,815
Now, I get it, you're fast, you're fearless.
569
00:30:51,899 --> 00:30:53,817
And I have to make you
a trainee, butterfly,
570
00:30:53,943 --> 00:30:54,901
but you got a lot to learn.
571
00:30:54,985 --> 00:30:56,402
All right. Thank you, Lieutenant.
572
00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:01,825
All right, listen up!
573
00:31:01,909 --> 00:31:03,993
Training begins at 0600.
574
00:31:04,078 --> 00:31:06,496
Hot Wheels,
I'll see you back here in the morning.
575
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:07,664
Sure thing, Lieutenant.
576
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:10,375
Welcome to Baywatch.
577
00:31:13,963 --> 00:31:15,213
All right.
578
00:31:15,589 --> 00:31:17,632
Hey, I'm so glad I caught you all.
579
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,261
I don't mean to interrupt,
580
00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:23,513
but everyone on the beach
is talking about you guys.
581
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:24,848
Thank you.
582
00:31:24,932 --> 00:31:27,350
Brody, that save sounds incredible.
583
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,310
Impulsive, but incredible.
584
00:31:29,395 --> 00:31:30,979
Appreciate it. See that?
585
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,981
We're just doing our jobs.
586
00:31:34,464 --> 00:31:38,718
Hey, guys, this is Victoria Leeds,
the new owner of the Huntley Club.
587
00:31:38,802 --> 00:31:39,844
- Hey. How you doing?
- Hey.
588
00:31:39,928 --> 00:31:41,637
Well, I just wanted to invite all of you
589
00:31:41,722 --> 00:31:43,556
to the Huntley.
We're having an open house.
590
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,559
It's a kind of "meet the neighbors" thing.
591
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,769
Look, I know that the club's
kind of "fancy"
592
00:31:48,854 --> 00:31:51,063
and probably not your scene,
593
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,232
but you have a standing invitation.
594
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:56,444
Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.
595
00:31:59,323 --> 00:32:01,490
- I'll see you there?
- See you then.
596
00:32:01,575 --> 00:32:02,992
Let's go, Frankie.
597
00:32:32,256 --> 00:32:33,423
Brody?
598
00:32:34,091 --> 00:32:35,800
- Hey.
- What are you doing?
599
00:32:35,885 --> 00:32:38,220
Nothing. I was just...
600
00:32:38,429 --> 00:32:39,846
You know, stargazing.
601
00:32:39,931 --> 00:32:41,181
Under a pier?
602
00:32:42,099 --> 00:32:43,516
Yeah. That way.
603
00:32:43,601 --> 00:32:44,851
Look, you're on the team,
604
00:32:44,936 --> 00:32:47,896
and I don't want anyone on the team
sleeping outside, so...
605
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,856
Yeah, come on.
You're coming with me. Let's go.
606
00:32:49,941 --> 00:32:52,067
Brody, let's go,
I don't want to wait for you. Come on.
607
00:32:52,151 --> 00:32:53,777
Thank you again, so much.
608
00:32:53,861 --> 00:32:55,028
Really embarrassed.
609
00:32:55,112 --> 00:32:57,113
Yeah, no, it's totally cool.
Don't worry about it.
610
00:32:57,198 --> 00:32:58,990
I forgot something in my car.
611
00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:00,033
Just... Just knock.
612
00:33:00,117 --> 00:33:02,369
You sure Stephanie won't mind?
It's cool?
613
00:33:02,453 --> 00:33:04,412
It's cool. She won't mind at all.
614
00:33:04,497 --> 00:33:05,580
Thank you so much.
615
00:33:05,665 --> 00:33:07,374
This is really cool of you guys.
616
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:08,625
No problem.
617
00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:10,961
What the fuck?
618
00:33:14,298 --> 00:33:15,757
- 'Sup.
- Hey.
619
00:33:15,841 --> 00:33:17,008
This is your house, isn't it?
620
00:33:17,093 --> 00:33:19,344
Yeah, this is... It's my house.
621
00:33:19,428 --> 00:33:20,387
Yeah.
622
00:33:20,471 --> 00:33:22,097
I assume you need a place to crash.
623
00:33:22,181 --> 00:33:23,974
- Yeah.
- Come on in.
624
00:33:25,309 --> 00:33:27,185
Just like C.J., always picking up strays.
625
00:33:37,154 --> 00:33:39,364
Quit looking at Little Mitch! It's creepy.
626
00:33:40,324 --> 00:33:42,200
Come and see
where you're gonna crash.
627
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:43,702
There's your cot.
628
00:33:45,329 --> 00:33:47,580
Don't jack off on my sheets.
629
00:33:47,665 --> 00:33:48,707
Don't.
630
00:33:50,751 --> 00:33:52,585
I can't find my hermit crab.
631
00:33:52,670 --> 00:33:54,754
I think he ran out earlier today.
632
00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:57,465
He's got short legs,
but he's got a fast walk, so,
633
00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:00,510
if you'd keep eyes open,
I'd appreciate that.
634
00:34:02,013 --> 00:34:05,015
I will start combing the beach
first thing at sunup.
635
00:34:06,517 --> 00:34:08,560
This is Echo Bravo 153. Go ahead.
636
00:34:08,644 --> 00:34:12,188
Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
turn the C.B. off in my room?
637
00:34:12,273 --> 00:34:13,690
Jonas Brother, listen to me.
638
00:34:13,774 --> 00:34:14,858
Get your beauty rest.
639
00:34:14,942 --> 00:34:17,068
We're starting
bright and early tomorrow.
640
00:34:25,202 --> 00:34:27,203
How was your first riptide?
641
00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:30,498
It stings!
642
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,375
That's just the lactic acid.
643
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:34,377
Actually, it's the jellyfish stuck to you.
644
00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:37,839
What the fuck?
645
00:34:39,925 --> 00:34:41,051
Oh, my God!
646
00:34:41,135 --> 00:34:42,385
One, two, three. Cross.
647
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:43,595
One, two, three.
648
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,930
Keep your hands up.
One, two, duck! Again.
649
00:34:46,015 --> 00:34:47,307
One, two, duck!
650
00:34:47,391 --> 00:34:48,600
Nice!
651
00:34:55,107 --> 00:34:56,775
What you doing there, killer?
652
00:34:57,068 --> 00:34:58,485
I don't know.
653
00:34:59,612 --> 00:35:01,905
- I don't know.
- Okay.
654
00:35:01,989 --> 00:35:04,616
Honestly, I don't even know
what I'm doing here.
655
00:35:04,909 --> 00:35:07,118
Mitch sees something in you.
656
00:35:07,244 --> 00:35:09,412
And I see it, too. I do.
657
00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:10,914
I really do.
658
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:12,999
What?
659
00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:14,417
What?
660
00:35:17,797 --> 00:35:19,923
Very important lesson.
661
00:35:20,424 --> 00:35:21,925
That is the Devil's Urchin.
662
00:35:22,009 --> 00:35:23,051
One prick out of that thing
663
00:35:23,135 --> 00:35:25,929
will give you enough adrenaline
to choke out a pissed-off bull.
664
00:35:26,097 --> 00:35:27,847
The only problem is, after that,
665
00:35:27,932 --> 00:35:29,974
you say some crazy-ass shit,
and then you fucking die.
666
00:35:30,851 --> 00:35:32,936
Now pick that up
and take it to Tower One.
667
00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:35,855
So these are just like
laying around everywhere?
668
00:35:36,023 --> 00:35:37,023
Do you want me to help you?
669
00:35:37,108 --> 00:35:39,401
Okay, look,
let's just be honest, all right?
670
00:35:40,111 --> 00:35:41,611
I mean, we've lost him.
671
00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:43,947
- No, it's not your fault.
- No, Ted.
672
00:35:44,031 --> 00:35:45,323
Not my boy Ted.
673
00:35:45,408 --> 00:35:47,283
- Why, why, Ted?
- Why you, Ted?
674
00:35:47,368 --> 00:35:48,701
Why?
675
00:35:48,786 --> 00:35:51,663
Don't you do this to me, Ted!
Don't you do this!
676
00:35:53,332 --> 00:35:54,791
Okay, no. But, seriously,
I got to help you
677
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,751
because you are gonna kill
someone with that technique.
678
00:35:56,836 --> 00:35:58,461
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right. Okay. Ready?
679
00:35:58,671 --> 00:36:00,839
Wait, Summer, do you
have time to study later?
680
00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,132
Yeah.
681
00:36:04,218 --> 00:36:06,177
Did you just look at my boobs?
682
00:36:06,262 --> 00:36:07,846
I... Was not my intention.
683
00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:10,807
I didn't stare directly at them.
684
00:36:10,891 --> 00:36:12,058
You're looking at them right now.
685
00:36:12,184 --> 00:36:13,643
Now I did.
686
00:36:13,727 --> 00:36:14,978
'Cause you're talking about them.
687
00:36:15,354 --> 00:36:17,188
Testing. Failed.
688
00:36:17,314 --> 00:36:18,606
Oh, my God. Well, we're gonna be
689
00:36:18,691 --> 00:36:20,191
- in swimsuits a lot, so...
- Yeah.
690
00:36:20,484 --> 00:36:21,693
If it's gonna be a problem for you...
691
00:36:21,777 --> 00:36:23,445
There's not a problem for me.
692
00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:24,946
- At all. Cool.
- Yeah.
693
00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:26,781
All right. You just looked at them again.
694
00:36:26,866 --> 00:36:29,033
- No, I didn't. I was... I didn't...
- Yeah, you did.
695
00:36:29,118 --> 00:36:30,952
Well, when you point them out
like that...
696
00:36:31,036 --> 00:36:33,163
It's a compliment
if you think about it, sort of.
697
00:36:38,961 --> 00:36:40,086
Victoria.
698
00:36:40,171 --> 00:36:41,463
I'm gonna need more time.
699
00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:44,841
Do I strike you as
a patient woman, Councilman?
700
00:36:44,967 --> 00:36:49,053
No, no, I got the council
to sign off on your real estate proposal.
701
00:36:49,221 --> 00:36:50,972
Just some property owners
won't give approval.
702
00:36:51,056 --> 00:36:52,056
But I'm working on it.
703
00:36:52,683 --> 00:36:54,517
Yeah, well, you just ran out of time.
704
00:36:55,102 --> 00:36:59,522
Leon, would you show Mr. Rodriguez
what we do to people who don't deliver?
705
00:37:03,903 --> 00:37:05,236
I know you're dealing flakka,
706
00:37:05,321 --> 00:37:07,780
which is gonna drive down
real estate prices in the bay,
707
00:37:07,865 --> 00:37:09,157
right? Right?
708
00:37:09,241 --> 00:37:12,660
So if anything happens to me,
I will expose you.
709
00:37:13,913 --> 00:37:15,288
And then you'll never get your approvals.
710
00:37:15,456 --> 00:37:17,373
Such accusations.
711
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,292
I'm not a Bond villain.
712
00:37:19,418 --> 00:37:20,543
Well, yet.
713
00:37:21,045 --> 00:37:22,212
You're in politics.
714
00:37:22,546 --> 00:37:24,631
You know that no one can
claw their way to the top
715
00:37:24,715 --> 00:37:27,300
without getting a little dirt
under their fingernails.
716
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,720
Clearly, I overestimated you.
717
00:37:30,888 --> 00:37:32,555
But calling me a drug dealer...
718
00:37:33,974 --> 00:37:36,893
It's so much bigger than that, you know?
719
00:37:36,977 --> 00:37:38,603
- I...
- Leon...
720
00:37:38,896 --> 00:37:40,063
Teach him some manners.
721
00:37:41,315 --> 00:37:42,524
Have fun, boys.
722
00:37:43,275 --> 00:37:44,526
I agree with...
723
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:45,693
I overstepped.
724
00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:47,654
I overstepped, Victoria.
725
00:37:48,322 --> 00:37:49,822
Guys, we can talk about this.
726
00:37:51,283 --> 00:37:53,785
Leon doesn't talk.
He's a man of action.
727
00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:55,954
- There's a purity to that.
- I'm going to kill you.
728
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:58,873
Damn it. You do that every time.
729
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,292
I build you up,
and then you ruin the mystique.
730
00:38:19,395 --> 00:38:21,437
- See something you like?
- Jesus Christ.
731
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:24,357
You... You got me.
732
00:38:24,942 --> 00:38:27,235
You're gonna be cool
and go talk to her like a real man,
733
00:38:27,319 --> 00:38:29,362
or you gonna stand up here
and be Creepy Creeperton
734
00:38:29,446 --> 00:38:30,446
through the binoculars?
735
00:38:30,531 --> 00:38:32,156
Look, man, I'm fine in that department,
736
00:38:32,241 --> 00:38:34,409
- so don't worry about me.
- Yeah.
737
00:38:34,493 --> 00:38:37,078
I'm sure your approach to women
is Snapchatting a dick pic or two.
738
00:38:37,162 --> 00:38:38,621
Don't ever do that.
739
00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:42,125
A lot of people
screenshot them nowadays.
740
00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:44,752
Yeah. If it leaks on the Internet,
it's terrible.
741
00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:46,337
Hola? Is anyone there?
742
00:38:46,422 --> 00:38:47,922
This is Baywatch.
What is your emergency? Over.
743
00:38:48,007 --> 00:38:49,465
Please help!
744
00:38:49,466 --> 00:38:51,467
Please help!
My friends and I are on a boat.
745
00:38:51,635 --> 00:38:52,719
We are lost...
746
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,429
We are lost...
and there's fire everywhere!
747
00:38:54,555 --> 00:38:55,805
What is your position? Over.
748
00:38:55,889 --> 00:38:58,474
Gringa, my position is the ocean.
749
00:38:59,643 --> 00:39:01,185
I can't feel my face!
750
00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:03,187
Okay, call Coast Guard.
We got a 10-73.
751
00:39:03,272 --> 00:39:04,522
- I'm gonna take the WaveRunner.
- "10-73"?
752
00:39:04,648 --> 00:39:05,898
You and C.J. take Rescue One.
753
00:39:05,983 --> 00:39:07,483
- Go, go, go!
- Rescue One, ASAP.
754
00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:09,277
Hold up! Wait, what, what?
What are we doing?
755
00:39:09,361 --> 00:39:10,486
Shit.
756
00:39:11,822 --> 00:39:14,073
- Summer? What's a 10-73?
- Fire!
757
00:39:14,158 --> 00:39:15,575
"Fire"? What does that mean?
In the ocean?
758
00:39:15,659 --> 00:39:16,868
You need to start studying!
759
00:39:16,994 --> 00:39:18,870
Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.
760
00:39:18,954 --> 00:39:20,163
See you out there.
761
00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:25,501
- Come on. Let's go.
- I'm coming!
762
00:39:25,628 --> 00:39:27,170
- If you're comin', hurry up.
- Where's mine?
763
00:39:27,254 --> 00:39:28,254
You don't get one.
764
00:39:32,176 --> 00:39:33,468
Come on. Quit screwing around!
765
00:39:33,552 --> 00:39:34,802
- Could you wait for me?
- Come on.
766
00:39:34,887 --> 00:39:36,387
God damn it, let's go.
767
00:39:36,513 --> 00:39:37,722
Go, go, go!
768
00:39:41,852 --> 00:39:45,480
Lock your arms around my waist
or you're gonna fucking fall off again!
769
00:39:46,190 --> 00:39:47,857
- This is so awkward, dude.
- Hold on. Hold on.
770
00:39:47,941 --> 00:39:50,109
How many buckets of lotion
do you wear a day?
771
00:39:50,194 --> 00:39:52,278
You're like a greasy, hairless gorilla.
772
00:39:57,034 --> 00:39:58,368
Don't worry, guys! I got it.
773
00:39:58,452 --> 00:40:00,662
I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...
774
00:40:06,293 --> 00:40:07,669
All right, I need you to take the throttle.
775
00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:08,878
That's impossible.
776
00:40:08,962 --> 00:40:11,756
Go between my arms
and take the fucking throttle!
777
00:40:17,471 --> 00:40:18,805
Holy shit.
778
00:40:32,861 --> 00:40:34,445
When I say so, hard right turn.
779
00:40:34,947 --> 00:40:36,489
- What?
- Three.
780
00:40:36,907 --> 00:40:39,409
- Two. One. Go!
- Shit, man. I don't know.
781
00:41:10,649 --> 00:41:11,649
Thank God.
782
00:41:11,734 --> 00:41:13,067
Are you the fire water man?
783
00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:14,152
Tell me, where are your friends?
784
00:41:14,236 --> 00:41:15,528
- I don't know.
- Okay. You stay right here.
785
00:41:15,612 --> 00:41:16,738
- Don't move. Okay?
- Okay.
786
00:41:23,370 --> 00:41:24,454
Help!
787
00:41:25,164 --> 00:41:26,497
Down here!
788
00:41:29,126 --> 00:41:30,877
Is anyone there?
789
00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:32,754
I hear you!
790
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,922
Get to the front of the boat!
We're coming!
791
00:41:35,132 --> 00:41:36,299
Help!
792
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,260
Help me!
793
00:41:42,264 --> 00:41:43,264
Mitch!
794
00:41:50,522 --> 00:41:51,522
Portside.
795
00:41:57,362 --> 00:41:58,404
Over here!
796
00:41:58,489 --> 00:42:00,031
- In the front!
- Fuck.
797
00:42:00,115 --> 00:42:01,908
There's a girl trapped
in the front of the boat!
798
00:42:01,992 --> 00:42:03,367
There's too much fire!
799
00:42:05,662 --> 00:42:06,829
No way.
800
00:42:08,165 --> 00:42:09,165
C.J.!
801
00:42:12,836 --> 00:42:13,836
Okay, guapo.
802
00:42:13,921 --> 00:42:15,922
If you want me, you can have me.
803
00:42:16,006 --> 00:42:18,466
But rápido because the boat is on fire.
804
00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,176
- Some other time.
- No...
805
00:42:25,682 --> 00:42:26,766
Are you all right? Can you hear me?
806
00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:28,184
No, I'm not okay!
807
00:42:30,354 --> 00:42:32,063
Help! Please!
808
00:42:34,399 --> 00:42:36,275
Help! In here!
809
00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:41,948
Do not go under that fire, Brody!
810
00:42:42,157 --> 00:42:43,324
Wait!
811
00:42:44,868 --> 00:42:45,868
In here!
812
00:42:46,286 --> 00:42:48,371
Please! Help!
813
00:42:48,497 --> 00:42:49,872
- Oh, my God!
- Take my hand.
814
00:42:49,957 --> 00:42:51,123
Trust me.
815
00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:55,586
- Are you hurt?
- No. I'm okay.
816
00:42:55,712 --> 00:42:57,088
- Good. Hang on.
- What?
817
00:42:57,172 --> 00:42:58,589
C.J.!
818
00:42:59,216 --> 00:43:00,299
Portside!
819
00:43:05,722 --> 00:43:07,056
Miss, are you okay?
820
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,224
Can you help me?
821
00:43:08,308 --> 00:43:10,059
Are you all right?
Are you hurt?
822
00:43:28,954 --> 00:43:30,371
Brody!
823
00:43:40,215 --> 00:43:41,299
Are you okay?
824
00:43:41,383 --> 00:43:43,134
That was such a great plan,
825
00:43:43,302 --> 00:43:45,219
just to see fire and
just swim right into it.
826
00:43:46,763 --> 00:43:47,930
You care about me.
827
00:43:48,223 --> 00:43:50,057
I care about you.
828
00:43:50,434 --> 00:43:51,767
Get off that boat, Mitch.
829
00:44:18,837 --> 00:44:20,880
...eight, nine, ten.
830
00:44:26,803 --> 00:44:27,970
Come on.
831
00:44:28,096 --> 00:44:30,431
Hey, other than him, we did good, right?
832
00:44:30,515 --> 00:44:31,599
Like, we saved everyone.
833
00:44:31,683 --> 00:44:32,934
Yes, including you.
834
00:44:33,018 --> 00:44:34,185
I know that.
835
00:44:34,269 --> 00:44:38,522
I'm just saying, all things considered,
things could've gone a lot worse.
836
00:44:39,024 --> 00:44:40,149
Come on!
837
00:44:40,484 --> 00:44:42,068
Is he going to be okay?
838
00:44:42,194 --> 00:44:43,569
Do you know what happened
to the Councilman?
839
00:44:43,737 --> 00:44:45,029
No, I don't know.
840
00:44:45,113 --> 00:44:46,572
We were partying,
841
00:44:46,657 --> 00:44:49,492
and then when we came upstairs,
the boat was already on fire.
842
00:44:58,627 --> 00:45:01,545
You disobeyed an order out there,
put yourself in danger.
843
00:45:01,838 --> 00:45:03,255
You can't save anyone if you die.
844
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:05,633
Yeah, I know. I messed up. Okay?
845
00:45:06,009 --> 00:45:07,510
I'm just... What are we still doing here?
846
00:45:07,636 --> 00:45:09,011
- Just write this down.
- Can we just go?
847
00:45:09,096 --> 00:45:11,263
Victim is male, five foot nine...
848
00:45:11,348 --> 00:45:13,933
Hey, hey, hey. Get back right now.
Do not contaminate
849
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:15,184
my crime scene.
850
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,478
Come on, Ellerbee.
851
00:45:17,562 --> 00:45:19,105
Don't give me
any of that jurisdiction shit.
852
00:45:19,189 --> 00:45:23,567
No, I won't, because technically,
you don't have a jurisdiction, lifeguard.
853
00:45:23,652 --> 00:45:27,488
You got one job, make sure
swim-happy white people don't drown.
854
00:45:27,572 --> 00:45:31,409
Technically, that boat out there
is the Coast Guard's jurisdiction. Okay?
855
00:45:31,493 --> 00:45:33,828
And if I would've waited for them,
all these girls would be dead.
856
00:45:33,912 --> 00:45:34,954
- What?
- We would have died?
857
00:45:35,038 --> 00:45:37,331
- Burned to a crisp.
- I'm not ready to die!
858
00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:39,500
I know. It's okay, you're not.
859
00:45:40,252 --> 00:45:42,003
So technically, we saved lives.
860
00:45:42,129 --> 00:45:43,963
Technically, I see a dead body,
861
00:45:44,047 --> 00:45:46,882
which technically makes this
a crime scene.
862
00:45:46,967 --> 00:45:49,969
Hey, technically, these "technicallys"
are wasting a lot of time, technically.
863
00:45:50,053 --> 00:45:51,220
Thank you, blue-eyed demon.
864
00:45:53,015 --> 00:45:55,057
And as far as this dead body goes, look.
865
00:45:55,475 --> 00:45:57,560
Badge on a uniform.
866
00:45:57,811 --> 00:45:59,562
Patch on a swimsuit.
867
00:45:59,896 --> 00:46:01,355
Lieutenant. Beat cop.
868
00:46:02,149 --> 00:46:03,357
So keep us informed
869
00:46:03,442 --> 00:46:04,900
of the investigation
and we're gonna do the same.
870
00:46:04,985 --> 00:46:07,236
All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?
871
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,571
Seashell phone,
872
00:46:08,655 --> 00:46:11,824
or do I just blow into the conch
and you appear?
873
00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:13,367
That's the spirit, Ellerbee.
874
00:46:13,493 --> 00:46:15,494
Just call me on the shell phone.
That's all you gotta do.
875
00:46:15,662 --> 00:46:17,038
I'll tell you this, if you crack this case,
876
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:18,372
they're gonna upgrade you to a Segway
877
00:46:18,457 --> 00:46:20,041
and they're gonna give you
big-boy pants to wear,
878
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,375
cover up those chicken legs.
879
00:46:22,669 --> 00:46:25,087
- Christ, that's...
- Councilman Rodriguez.
880
00:46:25,630 --> 00:46:27,048
Good luck, Officer.
881
00:46:27,632 --> 00:46:30,134
I got the eye of the tiger
882
00:46:30,218 --> 00:46:31,552
A fighter
883
00:46:31,636 --> 00:46:33,596
Dancing through the fire
884
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,640
'Cause I am the champion
885
00:46:36,933 --> 00:46:40,352
And you're gonna hear me roar
886
00:46:42,314 --> 00:46:45,316
- Damn, Ronnie.
- C.J.!
887
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,734
Please!
888
00:46:46,818 --> 00:46:48,110
Shit.
889
00:46:48,487 --> 00:46:50,112
I never really heard a guy
sing that song,
890
00:46:50,197 --> 00:46:51,655
but you're really good.
891
00:46:52,157 --> 00:46:53,491
Thank you.
892
00:46:54,576 --> 00:46:57,119
C.J., what are you doing here?
893
00:46:57,788 --> 00:47:00,247
Here? It's a coed shower.
894
00:47:00,332 --> 00:47:01,916
Coed, cool.
895
00:47:03,001 --> 00:47:04,543
Cool, cool, cool.
896
00:47:04,628 --> 00:47:08,881
Yeah, coed is cool with me,
'cause I'm cool with the coeds.
897
00:47:09,299 --> 00:47:11,175
I'm taking lunch orders.
Do you want anything?
898
00:47:13,053 --> 00:47:16,388
I would like a salad.
899
00:47:16,473 --> 00:47:17,515
You sure?
900
00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:19,517
This place has
really good cheesesteaks,
901
00:47:19,601 --> 00:47:22,478
meatball subs, foot-longs.
902
00:47:22,813 --> 00:47:26,232
- They really hit the spot.
- No, I'll have a salad.
903
00:47:26,441 --> 00:47:30,069
I'm just a straight-up
leafy green type of guy.
904
00:47:30,153 --> 00:47:31,529
That's my type ofjam.
905
00:47:31,613 --> 00:47:34,281
Just hook me up with a salad.
906
00:47:34,533 --> 00:47:36,033
Okay. Salad.
907
00:47:36,118 --> 00:47:37,827
- Cool. All right.
- Great.
908
00:47:37,911 --> 00:47:43,332
By the way, when we shower in here,
we keep our suits on.
909
00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:46,544
Right, Phil, Sarah?
910
00:47:46,711 --> 00:47:48,838
But your clean nips
are looking really good.
911
00:47:52,509 --> 00:47:54,510
- Thanks.
- Bye.
912
00:47:59,391 --> 00:48:00,766
Oh, God.
913
00:48:02,144 --> 00:48:03,352
Why me?
914
00:48:07,023 --> 00:48:08,691
How was your day today?
915
00:48:09,526 --> 00:48:11,277
I don't know. A guy died.
916
00:48:11,361 --> 00:48:13,904
Maybe this is why
we keep losing recruits.
917
00:48:13,989 --> 00:48:16,115
- They can't handle it.
- Yeah.
918
00:48:16,199 --> 00:48:17,283
I mean, now that you know our job
919
00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:19,660
is much more than you expected, right,
the stakes are higher.
920
00:48:19,744 --> 00:48:22,413
What happened today, while very tragic,
unfortunately, it does happen.
921
00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:24,957
So if you want to quit,
hey, we totally get it.
922
00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:26,417
But if you don't and you choose to stay,
923
00:48:26,501 --> 00:48:28,294
just know that Baywatch
is more than a job.
924
00:48:28,378 --> 00:48:29,503
It's a way of life.
925
00:48:29,588 --> 00:48:30,588
"A way of life. "
926
00:48:32,215 --> 00:48:33,591
You and I both know I'm sticking around.
927
00:48:34,718 --> 00:48:36,051
Am I the only one that got a salad?
928
00:48:36,887 --> 00:48:39,513
Look, this is what
I don't understand, okay?
929
00:48:39,598 --> 00:48:41,974
A guy dies. That's tragic.
930
00:48:42,058 --> 00:48:44,727
But that doesn't mean
that there's anything sinister going on.
931
00:48:44,811 --> 00:48:46,228
Okay? And even if there was,
932
00:48:46,354 --> 00:48:48,564
that's not our job.
That's not what we do.
933
00:48:48,648 --> 00:48:51,650
We're lifeguards. So, this, technically,
has nothing to do with us.
934
00:48:51,735 --> 00:48:53,986
You just heard that cop.
He just told us that.
935
00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:56,030
I just thought you had to be
on a really restrictive diet
936
00:48:56,114 --> 00:48:57,656
to look like you guys.
937
00:48:57,991 --> 00:49:00,659
Brody, what is it that you think we do
here at Baywatch?
938
00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:01,827
I thought we were lifeguards.
939
00:49:01,912 --> 00:49:04,163
I thought that we prevent
people from getting sunburned
940
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,290
and, yeah, occasionally
stop them from drowning.
941
00:49:06,374 --> 00:49:07,875
And that's all you think that this is?
942
00:49:07,959 --> 00:49:09,001
It's exactly what I thought it was.
943
00:49:09,127 --> 00:49:10,669
C.J., how about you throw a few
944
00:49:10,795 --> 00:49:13,422
of last month's cases at Olympiad here
and see what he'd do.
945
00:49:13,506 --> 00:49:15,382
- "Cases"?
- Okay...
946
00:49:15,467 --> 00:49:17,301
School of manta ray in the cove?
947
00:49:17,427 --> 00:49:18,844
You call Animal Control?
948
00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:20,471
Before Animal Control shows up,
949
00:49:20,555 --> 00:49:22,765
the school of manta ray
fly up out of the water,
950
00:49:22,849 --> 00:49:24,600
sting someone in the chest and they die.
951
00:49:24,684 --> 00:49:25,893
Steve Irwin, R.I.P.
952
00:49:25,977 --> 00:49:29,146
How about sand grifters
running a con on the beach, right?
953
00:49:29,231 --> 00:49:32,358
Well, I'm not exactly sure
what a sand grifter is, Stephanie.
954
00:49:32,442 --> 00:49:33,525
But I would probably call the cops.
955
00:49:33,610 --> 00:49:35,945
Sand grifters are beach thieves.
956
00:49:36,238 --> 00:49:38,322
Okay, so while you're
working on your tan,
957
00:49:38,406 --> 00:49:40,532
they're stealing things
from families on the beach.
958
00:49:40,617 --> 00:49:41,742
I'll give you one better.
959
00:49:41,826 --> 00:49:44,536
How about diamond smugglers
who are putting the rocks in surfboards
960
00:49:44,621 --> 00:49:45,663
and bringing them ashore?
961
00:49:45,747 --> 00:49:47,331
Everything that you guys
are talking about
962
00:49:47,415 --> 00:49:51,710
sounds like a really, like, entertaining,
but far-fetched TV show.
963
00:49:51,962 --> 00:49:54,713
But if that was the case,
I would definitely call the cops.
964
00:49:54,798 --> 00:49:57,091
We could call the cops,
and then do nothing,
965
00:49:57,175 --> 00:49:59,009
like most people would.
But that's not us,
966
00:49:59,094 --> 00:50:00,261
it's not how we operate.
967
00:50:00,345 --> 00:50:01,887
We watch when other people
don't want to watch.
968
00:50:01,972 --> 00:50:04,431
We protect when other people
don't want to protect.
969
00:50:04,516 --> 00:50:07,268
If we do the bare minimum,
sometimes people die.
970
00:50:08,853 --> 00:50:11,313
Guys, we have flakka
that just washed ashore.
971
00:50:11,398 --> 00:50:14,233
That shit is hardcore
and it fucking kills people.
972
00:50:14,317 --> 00:50:16,026
And now we got a dead body in our bay.
973
00:50:16,111 --> 00:50:18,570
And the girls on that boat
had the same drugs on them
974
00:50:18,738 --> 00:50:21,240
that I found in front of Leeds's club.
975
00:50:21,658 --> 00:50:25,077
So my gut says that it's all connected.
976
00:50:26,121 --> 00:50:28,497
Wait, Leeds did say there'd be
an open house tonight, right?
977
00:50:28,581 --> 00:50:30,082
Yes, she did.
978
00:50:30,834 --> 00:50:32,209
And we're all going.
979
00:50:50,437 --> 00:50:51,687
What'd you find on Chen?
980
00:50:51,813 --> 00:50:53,564
No criminal record. No fetishes.
981
00:50:53,732 --> 00:50:55,566
No weird photos. He's clean.
982
00:50:55,650 --> 00:50:57,943
Makes me feel weird about the stuff
I have going on in my life.
983
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:00,654
What about his bank accounts?
984
00:51:00,739 --> 00:51:01,739
Account.
985
00:51:01,823 --> 00:51:03,032
This dude is not rich at all.
986
00:51:03,199 --> 00:51:05,909
All his money is tied up
in real estate in the bay.
987
00:51:05,994 --> 00:51:07,786
Well, I guess you'll have to
help me persuade him
988
00:51:07,871 --> 00:51:09,121
some other way.
989
00:51:09,247 --> 00:51:10,539
Every man has a price.
990
00:51:11,082 --> 00:51:12,374
Speaking of which,
991
00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:15,210
I know you've been using
my special set of skills
992
00:51:15,295 --> 00:51:16,962
for your own nefarious purposes,
993
00:51:17,047 --> 00:51:18,714
but additional compensation
994
00:51:18,798 --> 00:51:22,760
would go a long way in
motivating me to keep my mouth shut.
995
00:51:26,348 --> 00:51:27,681
You're blackmailing me.
996
00:51:27,766 --> 00:51:30,392
- Well, I wouldn't...
- Dave...
997
00:51:30,810 --> 00:51:34,229
I really admire a man who knows
how to seize an opportunity.
998
00:51:34,439 --> 00:51:35,814
I'm very impressed.
999
00:51:37,150 --> 00:51:39,276
- Keep up the good work.
- Thanks.
1000
00:51:39,944 --> 00:51:42,404
Do we have a deal, or...
1001
00:51:42,989 --> 00:51:44,281
I need some closure.
1002
00:51:46,618 --> 00:51:48,243
- Hey.
- Hi.
1003
00:51:48,328 --> 00:51:49,453
You look really nice.
1004
00:51:49,537 --> 00:51:51,205
Hey, you look really nice, too, Baby Gap.
1005
00:51:51,289 --> 00:51:52,956
That shirt come in big-boy size?
1006
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:54,249
Well, at least I'm undercover.
1007
00:51:54,334 --> 00:51:55,667
Look at you. You didn't even try.
1008
00:51:56,628 --> 00:51:59,004
All right, guys, we got a very big night,
with one goal in mind.
1009
00:51:59,089 --> 00:52:00,839
It's our only shot to prove
that they're dealing here,
1010
00:52:00,924 --> 00:52:01,924
so we gotta make it right.
1011
00:52:02,801 --> 00:52:04,927
So, C.J. and Ronnie,
find out who's selling.
1012
00:52:05,095 --> 00:52:07,471
Summer, keep an eye on Leeds
and her thugs.
1013
00:52:07,555 --> 00:52:10,182
Then Mitch and I will search the place
for where she hides the product.
1014
00:52:10,266 --> 00:52:11,350
- Brody?
- What?
1015
00:52:11,434 --> 00:52:12,851
- You're our lookout.
- Lookout?
1016
00:52:12,936 --> 00:52:15,229
Guys, if you want to
find drugs at a party,
1017
00:52:15,397 --> 00:52:17,064
I can walk in there and find drugs.
1018
00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:18,232
It'd take me, like, five minutes.
1019
00:52:18,525 --> 00:52:20,067
Not 'cause I do it all the time.
1020
00:52:20,193 --> 00:52:21,777
I'm just saying it's not rocket science.
1021
00:52:21,861 --> 00:52:23,821
Okay, troubled youth.
Thank you for that.
1022
00:52:23,988 --> 00:52:25,864
The only way this whole thing
is gonna work out
1023
00:52:25,949 --> 00:52:27,574
is if everyone, everyone, does their job.
1024
00:52:28,201 --> 00:52:30,285
- Can you handle that, Malibu Ken?
- Yeah.
1025
00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:33,622
What?
1026
00:52:33,706 --> 00:52:35,374
Why is everyone
looking at me? Summer.
1027
00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:38,752
Hey, am I the only one that thinks
this is clearly a job for the police?
1028
00:52:38,837 --> 00:52:39,920
- Yes.
- Yes.
1029
00:52:40,422 --> 00:52:41,505
Fuck it.
1030
00:52:56,646 --> 00:52:59,898
Mr. Chen, I'm so glad you could make it.
1031
00:52:59,983 --> 00:53:02,484
I wanted to meet the new neighbor
everyone is talking about.
1032
00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:05,237
So I presume you know
why I had to invite you.
1033
00:53:05,321 --> 00:53:08,407
I am not interested
in selling my properties.
1034
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:10,409
Why don't you think about it, okay?
1035
00:53:10,785 --> 00:53:15,038
I of all people know
how hard it is to run a business.
1036
00:53:15,498 --> 00:53:18,083
You never know when
a dry spell could come.
1037
00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:20,669
What are you thinking?
1038
00:53:20,879 --> 00:53:22,838
I think we case it
and I'll meet you back here in five.
1039
00:53:22,922 --> 00:53:24,465
- All right. Sounds good.
- All right, Steph.
1040
00:53:24,799 --> 00:53:26,758
So where should I, like, look out from?
1041
00:53:26,926 --> 00:53:29,219
Hey. How are you?
1042
00:53:42,692 --> 00:53:44,067
Victoria.
1043
00:53:48,448 --> 00:53:51,283
You killed Rodriguez
in front of witnesses.
1044
00:53:51,367 --> 00:53:52,701
What the fuck were you thinking?
1045
00:53:52,827 --> 00:53:54,453
They were high.
They didn't see anything.
1046
00:53:54,871 --> 00:53:56,038
They better not have.
1047
00:53:56,206 --> 00:53:57,998
Because now Dave knows too much.
1048
00:53:58,291 --> 00:53:59,666
And this better not come back to me.
1049
00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:01,168
I can't have this unraveling.
1050
00:54:01,252 --> 00:54:02,252
Got it?
1051
00:54:02,462 --> 00:54:04,171
Now go clean up your mess.
1052
00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:09,176
Brody.
1053
00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:10,594
I'm so glad you came.
1054
00:54:10,803 --> 00:54:12,179
Gosh.
1055
00:54:12,263 --> 00:54:15,098
Let's get you a real drink.
Greg, the good stuff.
1056
00:54:15,767 --> 00:54:18,101
- Scotch is your drink, right?
- Yeah.
1057
00:54:18,186 --> 00:54:19,770
This is a really nice place
you have here.
1058
00:54:19,854 --> 00:54:21,313
You have great taste.
1059
00:54:21,564 --> 00:54:23,023
I really respect that.
1060
00:54:23,274 --> 00:54:27,402
It's nice to have somebody
who respects you, you know?
1061
00:54:31,741 --> 00:54:33,408
I sense trouble.
1062
00:54:36,371 --> 00:54:38,205
I think I'm just
1063
00:54:38,957 --> 00:54:40,249
not used to having a boss.
1064
00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:42,251
Mitch is threatened.
1065
00:54:42,335 --> 00:54:44,211
He should be thrilled to have you.
1066
00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:45,712
Yeah, you'd think.
1067
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,297
Oh, my God.
1068
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,092
"Lieutenant Matt Brody. "
1069
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:53,470
That has such an amazing ring to it.
Don't you think?
1070
00:54:54,889 --> 00:54:55,973
Yeah.
1071
00:54:57,684 --> 00:54:59,601
Here. Keep the whole bottle.
1072
00:54:59,769 --> 00:55:01,603
I think you need it.
1073
00:55:01,688 --> 00:55:03,522
- This'll be fun.
- Thank you.
1074
00:55:06,609 --> 00:55:07,609
Hey.
1075
00:55:07,694 --> 00:55:09,194
Did you get any intel on Leeds?
1076
00:55:09,279 --> 00:55:11,154
- Yeah, I got intel.
- That's awesome.
1077
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,283
Single malt 35-year-old intel.
1078
00:55:14,367 --> 00:55:15,867
And it's fucking delicious.
1079
00:55:16,786 --> 00:55:18,328
All right, I think I got something.
1080
00:55:18,413 --> 00:55:19,746
Found our access point.
1081
00:55:19,831 --> 00:55:21,707
Where is Brody? Have you seen him?
1082
00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:22,833
No. No time.
1083
00:55:22,917 --> 00:55:24,251
We gotta move without him.
1084
00:55:24,335 --> 00:55:25,627
Yeah, but we need our lookout.
1085
00:55:25,712 --> 00:55:27,254
What's your deal?
You like torturing guys?
1086
00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:29,172
- No.
- Yeah, you do.
1087
00:55:29,257 --> 00:55:33,010
Well, I mean, I have three brothers,
so I've had a lot of practice.
1088
00:55:34,137 --> 00:55:35,470
I take it you're an only child.
1089
00:55:35,555 --> 00:55:36,555
I don't know, honestly.
1090
00:55:36,639 --> 00:55:37,639
You don't know?
1091
00:55:37,724 --> 00:55:40,142
- I grew up in a foster home.
- Shit.
1092
00:55:40,435 --> 00:55:43,103
- Three of them, actually.
- I'm sorry.
1093
00:55:43,187 --> 00:55:44,187
Don't be.
1094
00:55:44,272 --> 00:55:45,564
It was pretty cool.
One of them had a pool.
1095
00:55:45,648 --> 00:55:46,898
If it wasn't for that pool,
1096
00:55:46,983 --> 00:55:48,525
I probably wouldn't have
gone to the Olympics.
1097
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,068
Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.
1098
00:55:50,153 --> 00:55:52,571
Go from foster home
to winning a gold medal.
1099
00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:54,906
- Two.
- Two gold medals.
1100
00:55:55,033 --> 00:55:58,243
And I fucking busted my ass
for those gold medals,
1101
00:55:58,328 --> 00:55:59,995
so you can't blame me for celebrating.
1102
00:56:00,496 --> 00:56:01,705
Yeah.
1103
00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:04,333
I mean, I've always wondered
what happened that night.
1104
00:56:04,959 --> 00:56:08,045
I knew the relay was the next day,
but those guys...
1105
00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:10,756
They didn't care about me.
They just needed me to win.
1106
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,467
Well, you certainly made sure
they did not win.
1107
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,386
I lost way more than they did.
1108
00:56:16,596 --> 00:56:18,472
Okay? I lost all my sponsors.
1109
00:56:18,556 --> 00:56:21,016
I'm an Olympic champion
and I'm fucking broke.
1110
00:56:23,102 --> 00:56:24,603
- Ronnie, hey.
- What?
1111
00:56:24,687 --> 00:56:27,105
Okay, listen. I need you
to create a distraction for Leeds.
1112
00:56:27,190 --> 00:56:28,148
What? How?
1113
00:56:28,232 --> 00:56:29,399
Remember the first time I met you?
1114
00:56:29,692 --> 00:56:30,942
The night at Chen's?
1115
00:56:31,027 --> 00:56:32,069
Yeah.
1116
00:56:32,779 --> 00:56:33,779
What? No.
1117
00:56:33,863 --> 00:56:34,988
- Yes.
- No!
1118
00:56:35,073 --> 00:56:36,073
- Yes!
- Mitch, no!
1119
00:56:36,157 --> 00:56:37,157
- Yes. Yes!
- No!
1120
00:56:37,241 --> 00:56:38,450
- No!
- God damn it, Ronnie.
1121
00:56:38,534 --> 00:56:39,910
You listen to me, and you listen good.
1122
00:56:39,994 --> 00:56:43,872
Every team has a ringer,
and you and only you are my ringer.
1123
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,791
Well, then I guess I'm your ringer.
1124
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,793
You are my goddamn ringer.
1125
00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:51,588
- Ring, ring?
- Ring, ring.
1126
00:56:53,633 --> 00:56:55,717
Yeah. Oh, God.
1127
00:56:57,637 --> 00:56:58,970
Could I...
1128
00:57:01,641 --> 00:57:02,683
Will you just have one drink with me?
1129
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,434
You should probably
actually stop drinking
1130
00:57:04,519 --> 00:57:06,228
because you're supposed to be
the lookout for Mitch.
1131
00:57:06,729 --> 00:57:08,230
I am looking out for Mitch.
1132
00:57:10,066 --> 00:57:12,025
Leeds is right there.
I'm gonna go check it out.
1133
00:57:13,861 --> 00:57:15,028
Ladies and gentlemen.
1134
00:57:15,113 --> 00:57:18,448
A warm welcome to our host,
Victoria Leeds!
1135
00:57:20,159 --> 00:57:21,660
Thank you. Thank you.
1136
00:57:21,744 --> 00:57:22,911
So many people.
1137
00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:27,582
So as a welcome to the bay, I...
1138
00:57:28,334 --> 00:57:30,502
Oh, God. Mitch, this is for you.
1139
00:57:30,837 --> 00:57:32,421
Wait. No, Victoria.
1140
00:57:32,505 --> 00:57:35,966
I have something very special
planned for you, for everyone.
1141
00:57:36,217 --> 00:57:37,801
So God help us.
1142
00:57:39,429 --> 00:57:41,555
I'll just put that down. Okay.
1143
00:57:42,974 --> 00:57:43,974
Hit it.
1144
00:58:23,556 --> 00:58:24,890
That's weird.
1145
00:58:24,974 --> 00:58:26,433
Who's Angelo's Fish Company?
1146
00:58:26,517 --> 00:58:28,435
Doesn't the Huntley
get their fish from Flynn's?
1147
00:58:28,603 --> 00:58:29,936
Let's check it out.
1148
00:58:32,064 --> 00:58:33,732
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1149
00:58:40,990 --> 00:58:42,073
Mitch.
1150
00:58:42,158 --> 00:58:44,326
I just got a little hunch, okay?
1151
00:58:46,579 --> 00:58:47,704
Shit.
1152
00:58:48,915 --> 00:58:51,208
You two, what are you doing back here?
1153
00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:52,709
Hey.
1154
00:58:52,794 --> 00:58:55,170
First date. You can't blame me, right?
1155
00:59:07,391 --> 00:59:08,892
So juvenile.
1156
00:59:09,227 --> 00:59:10,268
I'm onto you all.
1157
00:59:10,895 --> 00:59:12,020
Ladies and gentlemen,
1158
00:59:12,104 --> 00:59:14,940
put your hands together
for whatever that was.
1159
00:59:34,627 --> 00:59:36,169
You did good, Ronnie.
1160
00:59:36,879 --> 00:59:38,547
Where'd you learn to dance like that?
1161
00:59:41,175 --> 00:59:42,384
Hebrew school.
1162
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,268
You were supposed
to be there for us tonight.
1163
00:59:51,853 --> 00:59:53,603
You had a job to do.
1164
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,689
And now you're trashed.
1165
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,358
See, I just...
I don't understand this, man.
1166
00:59:58,442 --> 01:00:00,777
If you really think
that there's drugs here,
1167
01:00:00,862 --> 01:00:02,028
call the police.
1168
01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:03,488
And then what?
1169
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,741
We get a few minnows?
The big whale gets away?
1170
01:00:06,826 --> 01:00:08,451
Do you hear yourself when you talk?
1171
01:00:08,536 --> 01:00:11,413
I dare you to say one thing
without the ocean in it.
1172
01:00:11,747 --> 01:00:12,831
I dare you.
1173
01:00:12,957 --> 01:00:14,165
We were depending on you tonight.
1174
01:00:15,585 --> 01:00:17,752
And you fucked up... Again.
1175
01:00:21,757 --> 01:00:22,883
Watch yourself.
1176
01:00:27,138 --> 01:00:28,388
Really?
1177
01:00:28,556 --> 01:00:30,140
Get this through your head, Mitch.
1178
01:00:30,391 --> 01:00:33,727
You're not a cop.
You're not the fucking Equalizer.
1179
01:00:33,895 --> 01:00:35,395
You're a lifeguard, Mitch,
1180
01:00:35,479 --> 01:00:37,314
who sits in his fucking tower all day,
1181
01:00:37,398 --> 01:00:40,108
'cause that's the only place
he has any sort of power.
1182
01:00:40,234 --> 01:00:43,403
This is the real world, Mitch.
Lifeguards can't do shit.
1183
01:00:43,613 --> 01:00:44,613
Come on.
1184
01:00:45,573 --> 01:00:46,907
Don't fucking touch me.
1185
01:00:47,408 --> 01:00:49,242
- Let's go.
- Or what?
1186
01:00:49,827 --> 01:00:51,119
What're you gonna do, Mitch?
1187
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,293
Shit.
1188
01:00:59,545 --> 01:01:00,587
- Shit.
- I didn't touch you.
1189
01:01:00,671 --> 01:01:01,713
You dick.
1190
01:01:04,425 --> 01:01:05,634
Cool off, pool boy.
1191
01:01:11,349 --> 01:01:13,099
That's him! The Vomit Comet!
1192
01:01:16,854 --> 01:01:18,939
What are you guys standing around for?
1193
01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:20,649
Let's do some shots!
1194
01:02:34,890 --> 01:02:37,100
- Hey.
- Hey. Thank you.
1195
01:02:37,518 --> 01:02:39,352
Summer, this is your day today.
1196
01:02:39,437 --> 01:02:40,603
Yeah, I know it.
1197
01:02:49,739 --> 01:02:50,905
Mitch?
1198
01:02:53,826 --> 01:02:55,326
Hey, man, I think...
1199
01:02:55,411 --> 01:02:59,205
I think we both said a few things
last night that we didn't mean.
1200
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,542
Not me. I meant every word.
1201
01:03:02,626 --> 01:03:03,668
Come on, man.
1202
01:03:03,753 --> 01:03:06,212
You've never gotten drunk
and said something you don't mean?
1203
01:03:07,465 --> 01:03:08,757
Seriously?
1204
01:03:09,133 --> 01:03:11,468
I fucked up, man. I know that.
1205
01:03:15,389 --> 01:03:16,556
I'm sorry.
1206
01:03:25,274 --> 01:03:27,275
I watched you win two gold medals.
1207
01:03:28,903 --> 01:03:31,613
You were amazing when it was just you.
1208
01:03:33,407 --> 01:03:34,699
But when it came to the relay,
1209
01:03:34,784 --> 01:03:37,494
being part of your team,
your Olympic team, your family,
1210
01:03:39,246 --> 01:03:41,664
you blew it. 'Cause you're selfish.
1211
01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:45,460
Baywatch is our team.
Baywatch is our family.
1212
01:03:46,087 --> 01:03:47,420
These are the keys to our house.
1213
01:03:48,464 --> 01:03:49,547
But you've proven to me
1214
01:03:49,632 --> 01:03:51,382
that you don't want to be
part of this family.
1215
01:03:52,468 --> 01:03:53,593
So you're done.
1216
01:03:54,970 --> 01:03:56,513
'Cause the only thing
you give a shit about
1217
01:03:56,639 --> 01:03:58,223
is yourself and your medals.
1218
01:03:59,809 --> 01:04:00,975
You talking 'bout this medal?
1219
01:04:10,486 --> 01:04:12,320
That's really impressive.
1220
01:04:12,655 --> 01:04:14,072
Don't you have two of them, though?
1221
01:04:14,323 --> 01:04:15,490
That's not the point.
1222
01:04:16,659 --> 01:04:17,659
That's polluting.
1223
01:04:17,785 --> 01:04:19,953
Listen, Mitch, I know I messed up, okay?
1224
01:04:20,037 --> 01:04:21,329
I should have listened.
1225
01:04:22,206 --> 01:04:23,998
I want to be a part of this team.
1226
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,503
And I will not let you down again,
I swear.
1227
01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:33,883
And by the way,
I think you're right about Leeds.
1228
01:04:34,802 --> 01:04:37,137
And the Councilman... Councilman...
What's his face?
1229
01:04:37,638 --> 01:04:39,013
- Councilman Rodriguez.
- Yeah.
1230
01:04:39,098 --> 01:04:41,182
Rodriguez, that's it. The dead guy.
1231
01:04:41,392 --> 01:04:43,810
He had this watch.
It was a nice TAG watch.
1232
01:04:43,894 --> 01:04:45,603
Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.
1233
01:04:45,729 --> 01:04:47,355
On one of Leeds's thugs.
1234
01:04:48,107 --> 01:04:49,315
That's it. See?
1235
01:04:52,153 --> 01:04:54,070
I want to help, man. And I want to...
1236
01:04:55,698 --> 01:04:56,698
I want to help.
1237
01:05:07,334 --> 01:05:09,252
All right. I'll give you another shot.
1238
01:05:11,130 --> 01:05:13,381
Councilman Rodriguez is connected
to all of this somehow.
1239
01:05:13,549 --> 01:05:16,050
And the coroner's office
just released his body.
1240
01:05:16,719 --> 01:05:17,760
And I got a plan.
1241
01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:29,587
Guys, I still don't understand
what part of the plan this is.
1242
01:05:29,671 --> 01:05:32,715
- Just go with the flow, Brody.
- Yeah, you were in a very bad accident.
1243
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:34,884
- It was all your fucking fault.
- We're all really, really sad.
1244
01:05:34,968 --> 01:05:38,137
It was my fault? Why was it my fault?
1245
01:05:39,389 --> 01:05:41,057
Come on, guys. I need a bigger coat.
1246
01:05:41,141 --> 01:05:42,850
There's no coat in here
that's gonna fit you.
1247
01:05:42,934 --> 01:05:44,643
- You got a better idea?
- I think I do.
1248
01:05:48,398 --> 01:05:49,607
But you're not gonna like it.
1249
01:05:53,695 --> 01:05:55,696
Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.
1250
01:05:55,822 --> 01:05:57,364
Okay, left turn, left turn.
1251
01:05:57,741 --> 01:05:58,908
What the fuck?
1252
01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:01,243
Who taught you how to drive,
Stevie fucking Wonder?
1253
01:06:01,328 --> 01:06:03,537
You're huge, man. Very hard to control.
1254
01:06:03,622 --> 01:06:05,414
Just get me to the morgue.
That's all I said.
1255
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:06,999
I'm taking us to the morgue. Go left.
1256
01:06:07,084 --> 01:06:08,751
Left, left. Left turn.
1257
01:06:08,835 --> 01:06:10,211
Careful.
1258
01:06:10,337 --> 01:06:11,837
Okay. We're clear, we're clear.
1259
01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:17,176
All right.
1260
01:06:17,511 --> 01:06:18,636
- Oh, no.
- What?
1261
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,346
- What does that say?
- "Morgue. "
1262
01:06:20,430 --> 01:06:21,430
Exactly.
1263
01:06:22,432 --> 01:06:23,766
I got us to the morgue.
1264
01:06:25,185 --> 01:06:26,977
- Nice. Good job.
- Yeah.
1265
01:06:27,437 --> 01:06:28,938
These disguises are awesome.
1266
01:06:29,397 --> 01:06:31,023
I actually feel like a doctor.
1267
01:06:36,507 --> 01:06:37,590
Oh, no.
1268
01:06:38,426 --> 01:06:40,593
- Read me his toe tag.
- It smells like yogurt.
1269
01:06:40,719 --> 01:06:41,928
Oh, Jesus.
1270
01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:44,848
"2816."
1271
01:06:50,688 --> 01:06:51,771
Read me line 12.
1272
01:06:53,023 --> 01:06:54,107
Jesus.
1273
01:06:54,525 --> 01:06:56,067
Line 12. "Alveoli are clean. "
1274
01:06:56,527 --> 01:06:58,486
Wait, that means
that there was no smoke in his lungs.
1275
01:06:59,238 --> 01:07:00,780
- So how did he die?
- That's the question.
1276
01:07:00,865 --> 01:07:02,490
McDreamy, get over here.
I need you to help me.
1277
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,367
Oh, God, what?
1278
01:07:06,704 --> 01:07:07,954
Dude.
1279
01:07:08,038 --> 01:07:09,998
I need you to check his taint
for needle marks.
1280
01:07:10,082 --> 01:07:11,583
You want me to check his taint?
1281
01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:13,334
Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.
1282
01:07:13,419 --> 01:07:14,461
Not touching the man's scrotum.
1283
01:07:14,545 --> 01:07:16,671
Lift his ball sac
and check for anything unusual.
1284
01:07:16,755 --> 01:07:17,881
There's... Fuck.
1285
01:07:19,758 --> 01:07:20,842
Oh, my God.
1286
01:07:25,806 --> 01:07:28,224
- Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint.
- You didn't even look.
1287
01:07:28,476 --> 01:07:29,559
My God.
1288
01:07:30,644 --> 01:07:33,521
Dude, there's been gloves here
literally the entire time.
1289
01:07:33,731 --> 01:07:36,774
You didn't even say anything.
Yeah... That...
1290
01:07:40,696 --> 01:07:42,030
I'm going in.
1291
01:07:42,323 --> 01:07:43,740
- All right.
- Tell me what you see.
1292
01:07:43,949 --> 01:07:47,160
Hair. Lots of hair.
Definitely not a groomer.
1293
01:07:47,244 --> 01:07:49,037
Get deeper. Lift the balls up higher.
1294
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:52,165
- And get closer.
- Oh, God, it stinks.
1295
01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:54,792
I don't know, man.
There's a big something.
1296
01:07:54,919 --> 01:07:56,294
There's something. There is a hole.
1297
01:07:57,296 --> 01:07:59,088
- That's just his butthole.
- Smile.
1298
01:08:01,675 --> 01:08:04,427
Good job, doc. I'm posting that.
1299
01:08:04,512 --> 01:08:06,721
Do not post that. The Internet is forever.
1300
01:08:07,973 --> 01:08:09,599
It's just a handful of ball sac.
1301
01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:11,434
It's disgusting.
1302
01:08:12,269 --> 01:08:13,603
Oh, God.
1303
01:08:14,688 --> 01:08:16,856
Dude, I can't take you seriously
when the dick is out.
1304
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:17,899
Can you please just cover the dick?
1305
01:08:17,983 --> 01:08:19,442
You cover the dick. I'm busy.
1306
01:08:21,612 --> 01:08:22,779
All right, check this out.
1307
01:08:22,863 --> 01:08:26,074
Cervical fractures of the fifth, sixth
and seventh vertebrae.
1308
01:08:26,158 --> 01:08:28,493
That's how he was killed. Broken neck.
1309
01:08:29,578 --> 01:08:30,787
So, what?
That could have happened any time.
1310
01:08:30,871 --> 01:08:32,705
I mean, you jumped off
the boat with him, right?
1311
01:08:32,790 --> 01:08:35,291
You can literally swan dive
down a flight of stairs
1312
01:08:35,376 --> 01:08:36,543
and not break that many vertebrae.
1313
01:08:36,627 --> 01:08:38,378
This was done on purpose.
1314
01:08:38,879 --> 01:08:40,672
Why has no one else figured this out?
1315
01:08:40,756 --> 01:08:43,007
What are you talking about?
Figured what out?
1316
01:08:43,968 --> 01:08:45,468
Broken neck in multiple places.
1317
01:08:45,553 --> 01:08:47,971
No smoke in his lungs,
which probably means he died
1318
01:08:48,055 --> 01:08:49,472
before that boat was even on fire.
1319
01:08:49,557 --> 01:08:51,266
The reason why
no one has figured this out?
1320
01:08:51,350 --> 01:08:52,392
It's murder.
1321
01:08:53,269 --> 01:08:55,103
- And someone's covering it up.
- Holy shit.
1322
01:08:55,187 --> 01:08:56,479
In which case,
1323
01:08:56,564 --> 01:08:57,981
I should go interrogate those girls.
1324
01:08:58,065 --> 01:09:00,149
No, those girls were too high.
They don't remember anything.
1325
01:09:00,234 --> 01:09:01,985
All the more reason to investigate.
1326
01:09:03,904 --> 01:09:05,613
Oh, shit. Someone's coming.
1327
01:09:05,698 --> 01:09:06,990
- Hide. Hide!
- Put him away.
1328
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:14,706
- What do we do now?
- Now we hide.
1329
01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:16,583
Hide? Where?
1330
01:09:21,297 --> 01:09:23,089
I don't like confined spaces.
1331
01:09:24,008 --> 01:09:26,467
This was a bad idea.
1332
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:27,844
Stop being a baby.
1333
01:09:28,387 --> 01:09:29,387
Oh, my God!
1334
01:09:29,471 --> 01:09:31,306
Shut your mouth.
You're gonna get us caught.
1335
01:09:31,390 --> 01:09:33,141
I'm laying on a dead old lady.
1336
01:09:33,225 --> 01:09:34,684
Well, she's not going to bite you,
for Christ's sakes.
1337
01:09:34,768 --> 01:09:35,768
- Will you shut up?
- Our drawers are empty.
1338
01:09:35,853 --> 01:09:36,894
Why'd you pick that drawer?
1339
01:09:37,021 --> 01:09:39,063
I'm the only one with a body
in my drawer?
1340
01:09:39,148 --> 01:09:40,231
Shut up!
1341
01:09:40,316 --> 01:09:42,400
She smells like cheese toast
and chowder.
1342
01:09:42,484 --> 01:09:44,694
Holy Christ.
You just tickled another man's taint.
1343
01:09:44,778 --> 01:09:45,945
Who gives a shit right now?
1344
01:09:51,535 --> 01:09:52,744
This was a bad...
1345
01:09:53,704 --> 01:09:54,746
Something just dripped on me.
1346
01:09:54,830 --> 01:09:56,039
Shut your mouth.
1347
01:09:56,498 --> 01:09:57,707
- What is it?
- It's all right.
1348
01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:58,875
Oh, my God.
1349
01:10:00,002 --> 01:10:02,170
- It did it again.
- Nothing's dripping on me.
1350
01:10:02,254 --> 01:10:05,173
- Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat.
- What?
1351
01:10:05,257 --> 01:10:07,800
That's what's dripping on your face,
necrotic liquid fat.
1352
01:10:07,885 --> 01:10:09,093
Now will you shut the fuck up?
1353
01:10:09,178 --> 01:10:10,303
What the fuck did you just say?
1354
01:10:10,387 --> 01:10:11,971
Just sit back and shut up.
1355
01:10:12,598 --> 01:10:13,723
Stop complaining.
1356
01:10:19,730 --> 01:10:20,938
Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet.
1357
01:10:24,151 --> 01:10:25,318
It's him.
1358
01:10:36,246 --> 01:10:37,538
Rodriguez. It is him.
1359
01:10:37,623 --> 01:10:38,956
You got the fake files?
1360
01:10:44,505 --> 01:10:45,505
Relax.
1361
01:10:45,589 --> 01:10:47,840
We're only here
'cause you broke his fucking neck.
1362
01:10:52,763 --> 01:10:53,763
It's all good.
1363
01:10:54,973 --> 01:10:56,599
- God damn it. Keep it together.
- No!
1364
01:10:56,767 --> 01:10:58,559
- Oh, shit.
- That's it! I'm out!
1365
01:10:58,644 --> 01:10:59,977
No. God damn it!
1366
01:11:02,272 --> 01:11:04,065
- Shit!
- Fuck.
1367
01:11:07,861 --> 01:11:09,070
What do we do?
1368
01:11:26,714 --> 01:11:27,755
Hey, gentlemen.
1369
01:11:28,215 --> 01:11:30,967
Now that that's over,
I'm gonna need those files.
1370
01:11:32,565 --> 01:11:33,607
Shit.
1371
01:11:33,691 --> 01:11:36,610
That must be my phone.
I probably left it in the nap room.
1372
01:11:36,694 --> 01:11:38,904
- Shit.
- Fuck. Give me that phone.
1373
01:11:39,655 --> 01:11:41,031
Shit!
1374
01:11:41,365 --> 01:11:42,866
No, lifeguard.
1375
01:11:46,913 --> 01:11:48,788
That was a cheap shot, man!
1376
01:11:54,045 --> 01:11:55,128
Damn it.
1377
01:11:56,714 --> 01:11:57,756
I'll get the car.
1378
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,341
All right, meet us
on the far side of the park!
1379
01:11:59,675 --> 01:12:01,718
- Come on, let's roll.
- Mitch, hold up.
1380
01:12:02,637 --> 01:12:03,762
Check this out.
1381
01:12:05,723 --> 01:12:08,016
Excuse me. That's a very nice scooter.
1382
01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:10,018
Have you ever seen the Olympics?
1383
01:12:10,102 --> 01:12:13,063
- Why are you grabbing me so tight?
- Why the fuck are you driving?
1384
01:12:13,147 --> 01:12:15,190
Stay off the grass. It's freshly fertilized.
1385
01:12:15,816 --> 01:12:17,108
Stay on the pathway.
1386
01:12:17,193 --> 01:12:18,818
I'm on the path, man.
They're right there!
1387
01:12:18,903 --> 01:12:20,278
- Watch it, watch it!
- Shut up!
1388
01:12:20,363 --> 01:12:22,197
You got a beautiful border collie
right there. Don't hit him!
1389
01:12:22,281 --> 01:12:23,657
You do not respect anything.
1390
01:12:24,283 --> 01:12:26,242
Stop. Have some respect.
Mommies and babies.
1391
01:12:26,327 --> 01:12:27,953
- Mommies and babies.
- Yeah, I see them.
1392
01:12:28,037 --> 01:12:30,121
Go get them. Stay on the pathway.
You get the white one.
1393
01:12:30,206 --> 01:12:31,873
All right.
You're just slowing me down, anyway.
1394
01:12:34,418 --> 01:12:35,877
Give me the phone.
1395
01:12:41,258 --> 01:12:42,342
Hey!
1396
01:13:02,279 --> 01:13:04,948
Shit! Oh, my God.
I can't believe I just did that.
1397
01:13:05,825 --> 01:13:08,368
- I cannot believe I just did that!
- Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.
1398
01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:10,370
- Oh, my God!
- Where's your phone?
1399
01:13:15,126 --> 01:13:16,376
That's not my phone!
1400
01:13:16,460 --> 01:13:19,045
- Summer, you okay?
- That guy's got my phone.
1401
01:13:19,130 --> 01:13:21,464
- Nice work!
- Thanks!
1402
01:13:23,634 --> 01:13:26,136
- Where'd he go?
- Oh, shit.
1403
01:13:38,524 --> 01:13:39,607
Mister, get off!
1404
01:13:43,821 --> 01:13:45,405
Hey, Mitch, take this one.
1405
01:13:46,365 --> 01:13:47,449
Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.
1406
01:13:49,994 --> 01:13:51,786
Hey, man, this is a wake-free zone!
1407
01:14:06,846 --> 01:14:07,846
Hey!
1408
01:15:01,775 --> 01:15:02,859
Hi, honey.
1409
01:15:03,777 --> 01:15:05,612
I'm going to go get rid of
the bad man that's in your house.
1410
01:15:05,988 --> 01:15:06,988
Eat your food.
1411
01:15:07,573 --> 01:15:08,907
Why is he here?
1412
01:15:31,931 --> 01:15:33,097
I'm gonna need that phone.
1413
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:36,226
This phone?
1414
01:15:40,731 --> 01:15:42,941
Whoops. Fuck your phone.
1415
01:15:43,901 --> 01:15:45,276
You're going night-night, bitch.
1416
01:16:22,481 --> 01:16:23,773
I'm a pig.
1417
01:16:24,233 --> 01:16:25,942
Wait! Hey, hey.
1418
01:16:26,068 --> 01:16:27,151
No baby pictures.
1419
01:16:27,486 --> 01:16:29,654
- Have some class.
- You're right.
1420
01:16:53,012 --> 01:16:54,345
It's bath time, shithead.
1421
01:16:57,766 --> 01:16:59,600
All right, Ellerbee, what did
we learn from the perps
1422
01:16:59,685 --> 01:17:00,685
after the interrogation?
1423
01:17:00,811 --> 01:17:02,562
The only perps here are you three.
1424
01:17:02,688 --> 01:17:05,273
Okay, you turned the canals
into the goddamned X Games.
1425
01:17:05,649 --> 01:17:08,151
Yeah, that's 'cause we were
in lifeguard pursuit.
1426
01:17:09,153 --> 01:17:10,486
Okay. My bad.
1427
01:17:11,947 --> 01:17:14,991
Except for there's no fucking such thing
as "lifeguard pursuit"!
1428
01:17:15,117 --> 01:17:16,242
Police do pursuits!
1429
01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:19,954
When you do it, it's just
some guys chasing some other guys.
1430
01:17:20,539 --> 01:17:22,332
- No offense.
- None taken.
1431
01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:24,959
Hey, what are you saying?
You're just gonna let those guys walk?
1432
01:17:25,044 --> 01:17:28,504
Okay, how do I explain this
so that you people understand?
1433
01:17:28,589 --> 01:17:29,630
"You people"?
1434
01:17:30,674 --> 01:17:31,674
"You people"?
1435
01:17:31,967 --> 01:17:33,468
You don't get to say that.
1436
01:17:33,552 --> 01:17:34,677
You're just tan.
1437
01:17:35,846 --> 01:17:37,597
- Right on.
- Come on, brother.
1438
01:17:38,474 --> 01:17:40,141
Look, even if you were police,
1439
01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:42,602
which you're not,
1440
01:17:42,686 --> 01:17:45,396
and even if this was
your jurisdiction, which it isn't,
1441
01:17:45,773 --> 01:17:48,983
and even if you had
probable cause to pursue,
1442
01:17:49,068 --> 01:17:50,693
which you definitely don't,
1443
01:17:51,403 --> 01:17:53,071
what you did would still be totally illegal.
1444
01:17:54,073 --> 01:17:56,449
Okay, well, I mean,
it's a good thing we're not police, then.
1445
01:17:57,034 --> 01:18:01,079
It's like you purposely
only hear 1 % of what I say.
1446
01:18:02,873 --> 01:18:05,375
Mitch, did you pull Brody off the beach
1447
01:18:05,459 --> 01:18:07,919
to break into the medical examiner's
office earlier today?
1448
01:18:08,003 --> 01:18:09,212
Yeah, you bet I did.
1449
01:18:09,296 --> 01:18:11,005
Absolutely, 100% and here's why.
1450
01:18:11,090 --> 01:18:14,008
The Councilman's boating accident
was no accident at all.
1451
01:18:14,093 --> 01:18:15,551
He had no smoke in his lungs,
1452
01:18:15,636 --> 01:18:17,136
his neck was broken in multiple places.
1453
01:18:17,221 --> 01:18:20,223
Which means he was probably dead
before that boat even caught on fire.
1454
01:18:20,307 --> 01:18:22,809
And our investigation has found
that all of this shady shit
1455
01:18:23,352 --> 01:18:24,685
leads right back to the Huntley.
1456
01:18:25,104 --> 01:18:27,647
You don't do investigations.
You're lifeguards.
1457
01:18:27,856 --> 01:18:29,315
Police do investigations.
1458
01:18:29,525 --> 01:18:30,566
When you do it,
1459
01:18:30,651 --> 01:18:33,236
it's just a bunch of guys
investigating another bunch of guys.
1460
01:18:33,570 --> 01:18:35,571
- No offense, you're included in that.
- None taken.
1461
01:18:35,656 --> 01:18:38,366
Do you have any proof
of this conspiracy?
1462
01:18:38,450 --> 01:18:40,159
Yeah, absolutely.
We read the coroner's report.
1463
01:18:40,452 --> 01:18:42,912
It's all in there before
those other guys switched it.
1464
01:18:42,996 --> 01:18:45,498
Yeah, and I recorded
the whole thing on my cell phone.
1465
01:18:45,624 --> 01:18:47,333
- Where's the cell phone?
- They destroyed it.
1466
01:18:49,378 --> 01:18:50,545
Okay.
1467
01:18:50,629 --> 01:18:53,464
So the only evidence that
you had was destroyed.
1468
01:18:53,841 --> 01:18:56,843
Exactly. All the evidence...
1469
01:18:57,845 --> 01:18:59,554
Gone. Doesn't exist.
1470
01:18:59,638 --> 01:19:02,181
They're bad guys
and they don't want us to have it.
1471
01:19:02,307 --> 01:19:03,307
Okay.
1472
01:19:03,642 --> 01:19:05,059
Let me try to explain this to you
1473
01:19:05,144 --> 01:19:06,269
in a way that
you people can understand.
1474
01:19:06,353 --> 01:19:07,770
"You people"? There it is again.
1475
01:19:07,855 --> 01:19:10,189
- Hey, hey. Be cool.
- There it is again.
1476
01:19:10,274 --> 01:19:11,399
Just trying to figure out
what the fuck was
1477
01:19:11,483 --> 01:19:12,525
with "you people. "
1478
01:19:12,609 --> 01:19:13,693
All right, now, look.
1479
01:19:14,361 --> 01:19:17,989
Leave law enforcement
to the police. Okay?
1480
01:19:18,532 --> 01:19:22,493
And you guys just do the jobs
that I hired you to do.
1481
01:19:23,287 --> 01:19:25,329
You remember? The lifeguarding stuff.
1482
01:19:25,747 --> 01:19:28,708
- Splish, splash.
- Otherwise, I'll fire you.
1483
01:19:30,919 --> 01:19:32,712
Now I gotta go clean up
this mess that you made.
1484
01:19:36,717 --> 01:19:40,303
Obviously, you have every reason
to be upset, and I apologize.
1485
01:19:49,271 --> 01:19:52,398
So, do you always do the opposite
of what people ask you to do?
1486
01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:54,775
Because I don't know, man,
it looks clear to me.
1487
01:19:55,569 --> 01:19:57,445
Nice and quiet.
1488
01:19:59,406 --> 01:20:02,283
No, man, you got to look closer.
I knew it.
1489
01:20:02,367 --> 01:20:03,493
Flynn's Seafood Company.
1490
01:20:03,577 --> 01:20:05,203
What about Flynn's Seafood Company?
1491
01:20:05,287 --> 01:20:07,914
They're the ones who supply all the fish
to the Huntley Club, right?
1492
01:20:07,998 --> 01:20:10,458
- So?
- So the question is,
1493
01:20:10,542 --> 01:20:12,418
who the fuck is Angelo?
1494
01:20:15,339 --> 01:20:17,006
I saw barrels like that
down in the Huntley,
1495
01:20:17,090 --> 01:20:18,716
and now they're on the back
of her yacht.
1496
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,343
Oh, my God. Mitch, you're impossible.
1497
01:20:20,427 --> 01:20:22,637
My gut says there's some
bad shit going on over there,
1498
01:20:22,721 --> 01:20:24,847
and my balls say we need to
go over there and check it out.
1499
01:20:24,932 --> 01:20:26,265
- Yeah. Your balls said that?
- Yes, they did.
1500
01:20:26,350 --> 01:20:29,310
'Cause my balls say, "Hey, just take it
easy right here. Just chill. "
1501
01:20:29,394 --> 01:20:31,479
Why the fuck do your balls
sound like three-year-old girls?
1502
01:20:32,022 --> 01:20:33,856
I don't know, man.
That's just how they talk.
1503
01:20:35,025 --> 01:20:36,275
But they're wise.
1504
01:20:36,504 --> 01:20:37,879
Well, tell your shriveled, wise balls
1505
01:20:37,964 --> 01:20:40,090
we're going to the Huntley
to see what's in those barrels.
1506
01:20:44,303 --> 01:20:46,805
Dude, we are penetrating
the shit out of this place.
1507
01:20:46,931 --> 01:20:47,931
No, I think it's "infiltrate. "
1508
01:20:48,057 --> 01:20:49,391
That's what we want to do. To infiltrate.
1509
01:20:49,475 --> 01:20:51,143
You know they're
gonna be looking for us.
1510
01:20:51,477 --> 01:20:52,769
That's why we're going undercover.
1511
01:20:52,895 --> 01:20:54,271
Undercover? In disguise?
1512
01:21:00,903 --> 01:21:01,987
Remember. Undercover.
1513
01:21:02,864 --> 01:21:04,281
- Undercover, yeah.
- Yeah.
1514
01:21:41,750 --> 01:21:43,793
Check it out. I'm undercover.
1515
01:21:43,877 --> 01:21:45,253
Yeah. A little too undercover.
1516
01:21:45,337 --> 01:21:46,546
Why the fuck
are you wearing makeup, dude?
1517
01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,673
What do you mean, why the heck
am I wearing makeup?
1518
01:21:48,757 --> 01:21:50,341
- It's a little much.
- What was I supposed to do?
1519
01:21:50,467 --> 01:21:52,593
Well, what we're supposed to do
is find the fucking flakka.
1520
01:21:52,678 --> 01:21:54,762
- Oh, my God.
- Angelo's Fish Company. There it is.
1521
01:21:55,347 --> 01:21:56,639
You are so selfish.
1522
01:21:56,723 --> 01:21:58,057
You think this was easy?
1523
01:21:58,141 --> 01:21:59,559
It's very impressive, princess.
1524
01:21:59,643 --> 01:22:01,352
But please shut the fuck up and focus.
1525
01:22:09,528 --> 01:22:10,528
Come on.
1526
01:22:20,122 --> 01:22:21,539
Holy shit.
1527
01:22:22,541 --> 01:22:24,917
Can't believe Leeds is doing
that shit during the day.
1528
01:22:26,253 --> 01:22:27,670
Yeah. That takes balls.
1529
01:22:29,965 --> 01:22:30,965
Holy shit.
1530
01:22:31,049 --> 01:22:32,425
It's like Breaking Bad in there.
1531
01:22:33,051 --> 01:22:34,677
Yeah, dude, Breaking Bad.
1532
01:22:36,054 --> 01:22:38,556
- You were right.
- Yeah, I was right.
1533
01:22:39,766 --> 01:22:40,975
Let's get him in!
1534
01:22:41,059 --> 01:22:42,435
- I got here.
- Right.
1535
01:22:42,561 --> 01:22:44,395
- Yep.
- We're good.
1536
01:22:47,065 --> 01:22:48,983
- Grab his other leg.
- Got it.
1537
01:22:50,110 --> 01:22:51,193
Get a stretcher ready.
1538
01:22:55,032 --> 01:22:57,658
Yeah, this is the police.
How can I help you, lifeguard?
1539
01:22:57,826 --> 01:23:00,077
Ellerbee, you got to get down
to the Huntley ASAP.
1540
01:23:00,162 --> 01:23:01,704
We found the drugs.
1541
01:23:01,788 --> 01:23:03,456
Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch,
1542
01:23:03,540 --> 01:23:05,875
but right now I'm busy dealing
with another dead body.
1543
01:23:05,959 --> 01:23:08,419
Oh, and this one's on your beach.
Did you hear that?
1544
01:23:08,503 --> 01:23:11,088
First a councilman
and now a shark attack.
1545
01:23:11,173 --> 01:23:12,465
That's crazy.
1546
01:23:12,591 --> 01:23:13,966
Lifeguard coming through.
1547
01:23:14,092 --> 01:23:15,760
You're still calling this
your jurisdiction, right?
1548
01:23:15,844 --> 01:23:17,637
We haven't had a dead body
on the beach in years.
1549
01:23:18,305 --> 01:23:19,805
But this has got to be connected
to the Huntley.
1550
01:23:19,931 --> 01:23:22,016
We found the drugs here.
I'm telling you. They're behind this.
1551
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:25,061
Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.
1552
01:23:25,145 --> 01:23:27,605
Look, stop with the Huntley crap, okay?
1553
01:23:27,689 --> 01:23:29,482
And don't even come down here.
We don't need you.
1554
01:23:29,566 --> 01:23:31,025
Just meet me back at headquarters.
1555
01:23:31,109 --> 01:23:34,070
Right now I gotta deal with
your new publicity nightmare.
1556
01:23:34,946 --> 01:23:35,988
Fuck!
1557
01:23:36,073 --> 01:23:37,740
Emerald Bay is reeling this afternoon
1558
01:23:37,824 --> 01:23:40,242
from the shocking discovery
of another dead body.
1559
01:23:40,327 --> 01:23:42,620
But in the wake of the recent
death of Councilman Rodriguez,
1560
01:23:42,704 --> 01:23:44,664
the locals here want answers.
1561
01:23:44,748 --> 01:23:48,376
I can't believe
that no one was at Tower One.
1562
01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:49,835
I don't even know what to say.
1563
01:23:51,088 --> 01:23:52,588
Whose shift was it?
1564
01:23:52,714 --> 01:23:54,298
Sir, it was mine.
1565
01:23:55,425 --> 01:23:56,425
And where were you?
1566
01:23:56,510 --> 01:23:59,261
Stalking one of the most prominent
women in Emerald Bay?
1567
01:23:59,346 --> 01:24:01,972
Blatantly disregarding your jurisdiction?
1568
01:24:02,057 --> 01:24:04,016
Sir, I only stepped away
to check out the Huntley
1569
01:24:04,101 --> 01:24:05,976
- and find the flakka.
- I warned you.
1570
01:24:06,228 --> 01:24:08,145
I warned you about sticking to your job.
1571
01:24:08,230 --> 01:24:09,271
This wasn't even Mitch's fault.
1572
01:24:09,356 --> 01:24:11,148
You leave me no choice.
1573
01:24:11,233 --> 01:24:12,483
You're done.
1574
01:24:12,567 --> 01:24:14,944
I want you off the beach.
I'm putting Brody in charge.
1575
01:24:16,321 --> 01:24:17,405
No way.
1576
01:24:17,489 --> 01:24:20,199
- There's not a chance... Hey...
- You can do this in your sleep.
1577
01:24:20,283 --> 01:24:22,284
That's not what I'm saying.
I don't want the position. I don't...
1578
01:24:22,369 --> 01:24:24,328
You have two gold medals, okay?
1579
01:24:24,454 --> 01:24:27,248
You're like
the Stephen Hawking of swimming,
1580
01:24:27,332 --> 01:24:29,792
minus the total paralysis part.
1581
01:24:29,876 --> 01:24:32,169
Unless you want me to replace you
with someone else.
1582
01:24:32,254 --> 01:24:34,922
With all due respect,
that job should go to Stephanie Holden.
1583
01:24:35,006 --> 01:24:36,507
She knows the bay better than anyone.
1584
01:24:36,675 --> 01:24:39,510
I'm no longer interested
in your opinion, Buchannon.
1585
01:24:40,262 --> 01:24:41,303
Dismissed.
1586
01:24:47,728 --> 01:24:49,895
Brody. Brody, hang back.
1587
01:24:50,689 --> 01:24:52,314
Okay, it's just me and you now.
1588
01:24:52,441 --> 01:24:55,067
If you can help me
keep your new pals in line,
1589
01:24:55,152 --> 01:24:56,944
I can make sure that
you stick around here
1590
01:24:57,028 --> 01:24:58,487
for a long, long time.
1591
01:24:59,281 --> 01:25:01,907
And if you don't,
your probation could get fucked up.
1592
01:25:06,037 --> 01:25:07,455
- Good talk, Brody.
- Okay.
1593
01:25:07,539 --> 01:25:09,832
You're my dawg, right?
I'll see you tomorrow.
1594
01:25:10,667 --> 01:25:11,834
Bring it in.
1595
01:25:13,128 --> 01:25:14,587
I fucked it up.
1596
01:25:16,882 --> 01:25:18,382
Turn in your trunks, Mitch.
1597
01:25:22,387 --> 01:25:23,387
I'm going to go.
1598
01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:30,644
What, you think that I wanted this?
1599
01:25:30,729 --> 01:25:32,229
- It kinda looks like you did.
- What?
1600
01:25:32,314 --> 01:25:33,814
If anyone should get the job
it should be Stephanie.
1601
01:25:33,899 --> 01:25:35,065
No shit. I couldn't agree more.
1602
01:25:36,067 --> 01:25:37,067
What would you have done?
1603
01:25:37,194 --> 01:25:38,819
I wouldn't have taken the job,
1604
01:25:38,904 --> 01:25:40,279
even if they'd offered it to me.
1605
01:25:40,363 --> 01:25:42,031
It was not an offer, it was a trap.
1606
01:25:42,115 --> 01:25:44,074
Guys, guys, come on. Please.
1607
01:25:44,951 --> 01:25:46,494
All right? I need you
to work together to help
1608
01:25:46,578 --> 01:25:49,580
Bieber here figure out
why there's a dead body on our beach,
1609
01:25:49,790 --> 01:25:52,249
and how Leeds is bringing in
drugs to the bay.
1610
01:25:59,257 --> 01:26:00,549
Good luck.
1611
01:26:04,930 --> 01:26:06,263
Mitch.
1612
01:26:06,348 --> 01:26:07,681
Yo, Mitch!
1613
01:26:16,775 --> 01:26:18,108
I'm sorry.
1614
01:26:28,161 --> 01:26:29,662
I want you to have something.
1615
01:26:31,164 --> 01:26:32,248
My mentor gave me this.
1616
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,792
It's the keys to Lifeguard Tower One.
1617
01:26:37,796 --> 01:26:38,796
Your new post.
1618
01:26:39,464 --> 01:26:40,965
No. I'm not ready.
1619
01:26:42,217 --> 01:26:43,467
I'm not ready for this, man.
1620
01:26:44,010 --> 01:26:45,302
They need you.
1621
01:27:02,404 --> 01:27:05,489
Hi, Mitch.
Just checking in on you again.
1622
01:27:05,991 --> 01:27:08,242
Please call us back.
We're worried about you.
1623
01:27:10,495 --> 01:27:11,579
No, thanks, man.
1624
01:27:13,999 --> 01:27:14,999
Excuse me, ma'am...
1625
01:27:34,019 --> 01:27:36,020
Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.
1626
01:27:36,396 --> 01:27:38,939
I hit you on the C.B.,
so I know you're listening.
1627
01:27:39,024 --> 01:27:43,152
I hope you haven't gone crazy
and started eating carbs or something.
1628
01:27:43,445 --> 01:27:46,030
Everyone says hi. Come back, man.
1629
01:27:46,489 --> 01:27:48,282
I could really use your help, brother.
1630
01:28:04,841 --> 01:28:07,885
You know, well, it all depends
on the data plan that you want.
1631
01:28:07,969 --> 01:28:09,053
Internet, everything like that?
1632
01:28:09,679 --> 01:28:11,889
It's all fantastic with the Internet, sure.
1633
01:28:11,973 --> 01:28:14,141
It's Internet-savvy in function
1634
01:28:14,225 --> 01:28:15,559
- and there's broadband...
- All right.
1635
01:28:15,685 --> 01:28:17,061
...you gotta have that. Yeah, sure.
1636
01:28:17,145 --> 01:28:21,523
Samsung has all the capabilities
of the I.T. process, and...
1637
01:28:21,608 --> 01:28:23,233
Mind if I cut in for a second?
1638
01:28:24,235 --> 01:28:25,361
What are you doing here?
1639
01:28:25,445 --> 01:28:27,237
I'm here to remind you who you are.
1640
01:28:30,742 --> 01:28:32,284
Come on, buddy.
1641
01:28:32,535 --> 01:28:34,078
Snap out of it!
1642
01:28:37,248 --> 01:28:38,415
Shoes?
1643
01:28:39,209 --> 01:28:42,002
You're wearing worker man shoes?
1644
01:28:42,087 --> 01:28:44,046
Really, how far have you fallen?
1645
01:28:44,589 --> 01:28:46,590
- Far.
- I'd love to buy a...
1646
01:28:48,093 --> 01:28:49,843
- Mitch?
- Yes, Mitch.
1647
01:28:50,595 --> 01:28:52,096
Come on, man.
1648
01:28:52,180 --> 01:28:54,264
You don't just protect the bay.
1649
01:28:55,266 --> 01:28:56,392
You are the bay.
1650
01:28:57,185 --> 01:28:59,436
Mitch, the bay needs you.
1651
01:29:12,075 --> 01:29:14,910
Hey, do you guys know of
any good bars around here?
1652
01:29:19,290 --> 01:29:21,542
Hey, do you guys know
where you can rent a bike?
1653
01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:24,044
- Yeah, right up that way.
- This way?
1654
01:29:24,129 --> 01:29:25,129
Not too far away.
1655
01:29:25,213 --> 01:29:26,255
All right, cool. Thank you, guys.
1656
01:29:28,883 --> 01:29:30,384
Sand grifters.
1657
01:29:44,024 --> 01:29:45,774
Get the fuck out of here!
This is my beach!
1658
01:29:45,984 --> 01:29:47,901
All right, we're out of here!
1659
01:29:49,362 --> 01:29:50,612
Did you see that?
1660
01:30:04,502 --> 01:30:05,502
Hey.
1661
01:30:05,670 --> 01:30:07,838
You guys want to help me figure out
whose stuff this is?
1662
01:30:08,339 --> 01:30:11,091
Yo, this cooler is... Cool.
1663
01:30:14,262 --> 01:30:15,262
Yo, Ellerbee?
1664
01:30:15,346 --> 01:30:16,972
What's up, man? How you doing?
1665
01:30:17,849 --> 01:30:20,934
Lieutenant Brody!
What you got in the cooler?
1666
01:30:21,019 --> 01:30:23,479
Black market organs from
the Boogie Board Bandits?
1667
01:30:24,689 --> 01:30:25,731
You mean this?
1668
01:30:25,815 --> 01:30:27,024
No, no.
1669
01:30:27,233 --> 01:30:28,942
This is actually for you.
1670
01:30:29,027 --> 01:30:31,111
You see, I'm not Mitch, right?
1671
01:30:31,196 --> 01:30:32,529
I know my place.
1672
01:30:32,614 --> 01:30:34,990
I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.
1673
01:30:36,201 --> 01:30:39,703
I just want to make sure that you and I
start out on the right foot. That's it.
1674
01:30:39,788 --> 01:30:43,957
So I went ahead and got something
a little bit special for you.
1675
01:30:44,501 --> 01:30:47,461
Which is a double-chocolate
smoothie from Chen's.
1676
01:30:49,214 --> 01:30:50,589
- A double-chocolate smoothie?
- Yeah.
1677
01:30:51,716 --> 01:30:53,175
- From Chen's?
- They're the best.
1678
01:30:53,259 --> 01:30:54,510
You know, I shouldn't.
1679
01:30:55,512 --> 01:30:56,845
But it is my cheat day.
1680
01:31:00,141 --> 01:31:01,725
It's your cheat day.
1681
01:31:01,810 --> 01:31:02,893
Exactly.
1682
01:31:03,645 --> 01:31:06,730
And by the way, I went ahead and added
that extra protein for you, dawg.
1683
01:31:07,857 --> 01:31:08,816
My man.
1684
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:11,110
- I know you're trying to keep up.
- Yeah, man.
1685
01:31:24,958 --> 01:31:26,083
Summer.
1686
01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,086
Hey, Summer.
1687
01:31:31,339 --> 01:31:32,381
Come on, Summer.
1688
01:31:36,845 --> 01:31:38,762
I think I found something big here, okay?
1689
01:31:39,556 --> 01:31:40,556
I really need your help.
1690
01:31:43,268 --> 01:31:44,351
Please?
1691
01:31:46,563 --> 01:31:48,856
- You took marine biology, right?
- Yeah.
1692
01:31:49,357 --> 01:31:51,483
Look at these. Tell me what you think.
1693
01:31:52,193 --> 01:31:54,862
Do these look like shark bites to you?
1694
01:31:56,948 --> 01:31:58,699
No, they don't all look like shark bites.
1695
01:31:58,783 --> 01:32:00,159
Hey, let me take a look.
1696
01:32:02,537 --> 01:32:03,787
God, I can't deal with blood.
1697
01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:06,665
I mean, that one might be.
1698
01:32:07,792 --> 01:32:08,959
Those definitely are not.
1699
01:32:09,127 --> 01:32:10,919
So they could be, like, knife wounds.
1700
01:32:11,379 --> 01:32:12,379
Yeah, maybe.
1701
01:32:14,966 --> 01:32:15,966
Oh, my God, that's Dave!
1702
01:32:17,302 --> 01:32:18,468
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1703
01:32:19,220 --> 01:32:20,721
Hey, stop looking at the picture, dude.
1704
01:32:20,805 --> 01:32:22,055
Ronnie, Ronnie, what did you just say?
1705
01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:23,348
- That's Dave.
- Who's Dave?
1706
01:32:23,433 --> 01:32:24,474
I used to work with him.
1707
01:32:24,559 --> 01:32:27,519
- What do you mean? Doing what?
- Tech stuff.
1708
01:32:27,604 --> 01:32:29,354
- You wouldn't understand.
- I would understand!
1709
01:32:29,439 --> 01:32:30,397
What kind of tech stuff?
1710
01:32:30,481 --> 01:32:31,857
Holy shit! That's it.
1711
01:32:31,941 --> 01:32:33,442
Dave told me that
he was working with Leeds
1712
01:32:33,526 --> 01:32:35,152
on something for the Huntley.
1713
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:37,404
Oh, my God. Fucking Mitch was right.
1714
01:32:37,488 --> 01:32:40,824
Both of these bodies were dead
before they hit the water.
1715
01:32:40,909 --> 01:32:42,034
Mitch got set up.
1716
01:32:42,327 --> 01:32:44,995
Leeds got rid of him
and we're probably next.
1717
01:32:45,663 --> 01:32:48,248
- Shit.
- Ronnie, I need your help.
1718
01:32:48,499 --> 01:32:49,750
- No.
- Yes.
1719
01:32:49,834 --> 01:32:51,168
- No.
- Yes.
1720
01:32:52,086 --> 01:32:53,212
Yes. Please?
1721
01:32:53,296 --> 01:32:54,880
- Okay, fine.
- We really appreciate it.
1722
01:32:54,964 --> 01:32:57,007
Because as much as I know
about laptops,
1723
01:32:57,091 --> 01:32:58,675
I don't know shit about computers.
1724
01:33:01,346 --> 01:33:03,597
So Dave had access to Leeds's server.
1725
01:33:04,015 --> 01:33:05,224
Her server, you mean her network.
1726
01:33:05,308 --> 01:33:06,850
Yeah, her network. That's what I meant.
1727
01:33:06,935 --> 01:33:10,437
Okay. So we just take a flash drive
and we plug it in, you know.
1728
01:33:10,521 --> 01:33:13,440
Get into her cloud and then
steal all her cookies, right?
1729
01:33:13,524 --> 01:33:14,608
And then we're...
1730
01:33:14,692 --> 01:33:15,984
Straight through the firewall.
1731
01:33:17,612 --> 01:33:19,613
Literally none of
what you said made any sense.
1732
01:33:19,697 --> 01:33:20,697
Straight over the firewall.
1733
01:33:20,782 --> 01:33:22,115
It's not like a physical thing you do.
1734
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:23,617
Okay, I don't know what
I'm talking about here, dude.
1735
01:33:23,701 --> 01:33:25,619
- Just... Can you do it?
- Yeah, it's done.
1736
01:33:25,870 --> 01:33:27,037
It's been done this entire time?
1737
01:33:27,121 --> 01:33:28,372
- Yeah, man.
- Shit,
1738
01:33:28,456 --> 01:33:30,582
- well, what did we find?
- We found a lot of dirt.
1739
01:33:30,792 --> 01:33:33,126
Drug dirt, real estate dirt, yacht dirt.
1740
01:33:33,836 --> 01:33:35,420
"Dirt"?
1741
01:33:35,505 --> 01:33:37,130
What the hell are we supposed to do
with dirt, Ronnie?
1742
01:33:37,215 --> 01:33:38,423
I meant evidence.
1743
01:33:38,508 --> 01:33:39,633
- Evidence.
- Evidence.
1744
01:33:39,717 --> 01:33:41,468
Well, why didn't you say so, man?
1745
01:33:41,552 --> 01:33:43,553
- Heck, yeah!
- Thank God you're pretty.
1746
01:33:44,681 --> 01:33:46,181
I'm really proud of you, man.
1747
01:33:48,476 --> 01:33:49,893
Guys, we did some digging.
1748
01:33:50,061 --> 01:33:51,937
And Mitch was right.
1749
01:33:52,021 --> 01:33:54,690
The Huntley is a front
for a giant drug operation.
1750
01:33:54,983 --> 01:33:57,317
But I figured out
it's not about drugs for Leeds,
1751
01:33:57,402 --> 01:33:59,069
it's about real estate.
1752
01:33:59,153 --> 01:34:01,029
And she's planning on making
the entire bay private.
1753
01:34:02,824 --> 01:34:04,866
- Yeah, but the town would never let her.
- Yes, it will.
1754
01:34:05,243 --> 01:34:07,661
Because she has every
single politician in this town
1755
01:34:07,745 --> 01:34:08,745
on her payroll.
1756
01:34:08,830 --> 01:34:10,122
Rodriguez, the taint guy.
1757
01:34:10,206 --> 01:34:12,165
- What about the business owners?
- Yeah.
1758
01:34:12,250 --> 01:34:15,002
Well, most of them sold out
and signed away their properties.
1759
01:34:15,086 --> 01:34:16,920
Leeds blackmailed the ones who didn't
1760
01:34:17,005 --> 01:34:19,172
and used Dave to help
hack into their accounts.
1761
01:34:19,257 --> 01:34:21,800
I mean, she's like some sort of
modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.
1762
01:34:21,884 --> 01:34:22,926
The vacuum guy.
1763
01:34:23,094 --> 01:34:24,094
No.
1764
01:34:24,387 --> 01:34:26,388
But there was one holdout.
1765
01:34:26,597 --> 01:34:28,348
- Who?
- Chen.
1766
01:34:28,433 --> 01:34:31,893
And if anything happens to him,
his property goes back to the city.
1767
01:34:33,771 --> 01:34:35,105
Who do you think
they're gonna sell it to?
1768
01:34:35,189 --> 01:34:37,149
- We have to warn him.
- I tried.
1769
01:34:37,483 --> 01:34:39,484
- No one's seen him for days.
- What?
1770
01:34:39,777 --> 01:34:42,571
But Leeds is having a party
on her yacht tonight.
1771
01:34:42,655 --> 01:34:45,198
I guarantee you, she found a way
to get that guy into her boat.
1772
01:34:46,492 --> 01:34:48,035
Which is why
we're gonna go to that party.
1773
01:34:49,662 --> 01:34:50,662
What?
1774
01:34:50,747 --> 01:34:53,915
Summer, you and I
are going to find the flakka.
1775
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,792
You guys find Chen.
1776
01:34:55,918 --> 01:34:57,961
Will it work? Maybe.
1777
01:34:58,046 --> 01:35:00,047
Will there be some surprises
along the way?
1778
01:35:00,131 --> 01:35:01,757
Abso-fucking-lutely.
1779
01:35:01,841 --> 01:35:03,300
Is anyone going to die?
1780
01:35:04,635 --> 01:35:06,970
I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
1781
01:35:07,263 --> 01:35:08,347
Sorry, what?
1782
01:35:08,431 --> 01:35:10,265
But we are Baywatch.
1783
01:35:12,393 --> 01:35:13,602
We save lives.
1784
01:35:14,062 --> 01:35:16,188
I know because you guys saved mine.
1785
01:35:18,649 --> 01:35:20,567
Let's go kick that bitch's ass.
1786
01:35:21,486 --> 01:35:23,153
- Let's do it.
- For Mitch.
1787
01:35:42,893 --> 01:35:44,143
Thank you.
1788
01:35:47,689 --> 01:35:50,357
- Lifeguards, this is a surprise.
- Oh, hi!
1789
01:35:50,442 --> 01:35:54,487
Victoria, we wanted to come here
in person and tell you
1790
01:35:54,571 --> 01:35:57,364
how excited we are
to be working with you
1791
01:35:57,491 --> 01:36:00,451
instead of against you, now that...
1792
01:36:01,369 --> 01:36:03,037
- Now that...
- Mitch is gone.
1793
01:36:03,205 --> 01:36:06,874
He's gone, so all we care about now
is protecting the bay.
1794
01:36:06,958 --> 01:36:08,876
And we know you feel the same.
1795
01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:10,878
I do.
1796
01:36:11,213 --> 01:36:13,047
I always knew I liked you two.
1797
01:36:15,550 --> 01:36:18,052
- Enjoy the party.
- You look amazing, by the way.
1798
01:36:18,804 --> 01:36:21,013
Well, someone has to.
1799
01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:33,234
What? What are you wearing?
Where are your sleeves?
1800
01:36:33,318 --> 01:36:34,652
Listen, I know where the flakka is.
1801
01:36:34,736 --> 01:36:37,154
- What, where? Under the boat?
- Yeah. Potentially.
1802
01:36:37,364 --> 01:36:38,531
Please don't die.
1803
01:36:39,241 --> 01:36:40,241
Do you think we should kiss?
1804
01:36:40,617 --> 01:36:41,659
I think we should kiss.
1805
01:36:41,743 --> 01:36:44,078
Otherwise, we may never know
1806
01:36:45,413 --> 01:36:47,414
what it was like. If I die...
1807
01:36:47,499 --> 01:36:48,916
Maybe we should talk about it later.
1808
01:36:51,461 --> 01:36:52,461
It was worth a try.
1809
01:36:52,546 --> 01:36:53,879
- It was a good try.
- Fuck. All right.
1810
01:36:57,551 --> 01:36:58,884
Okay.
1811
01:36:58,969 --> 01:37:01,178
Don't do anything too stupid.
1812
01:37:01,930 --> 01:37:02,930
I won't.
1813
01:38:01,281 --> 01:38:03,490
- Summer. Summer!
- Yeah, hey.
1814
01:38:03,575 --> 01:38:05,618
She's been smuggling it under the boat
this entire time.
1815
01:38:05,702 --> 01:38:07,328
- No shit?
- We have to let Mitch know.
1816
01:38:07,996 --> 01:38:09,330
Okay, yeah.
1817
01:38:09,414 --> 01:38:10,998
But Mitch hasn't answered
the phone since he was fired.
1818
01:38:11,583 --> 01:38:12,583
Fuck.
1819
01:38:13,835 --> 01:38:14,919
The C.B.! Use the C.B.
1820
01:38:15,003 --> 01:38:16,754
- He's always listening on the C.B.
- Okay, yeah.
1821
01:38:16,838 --> 01:38:19,173
Tell him, Brody found the flakka
1822
01:38:19,257 --> 01:38:22,927
and that he needs to meet us
at the marina at 0900.
1823
01:38:23,011 --> 01:38:26,096
0900 is 9:00 a.m.,
so 9:00 p.m. would be 2100.
1824
01:38:26,181 --> 01:38:28,766
That system is so stupid and flawed.
1825
01:38:28,850 --> 01:38:31,143
Okay, well, militaries use it
all over the world.
1826
01:38:31,227 --> 01:38:32,561
But I'll tell him 2100.
1827
01:38:41,696 --> 01:38:42,696
Hey, guys.
1828
01:38:48,536 --> 01:38:50,704
I'll bet Lurch over here
knows where Chen is.
1829
01:38:56,670 --> 01:38:58,170
Mitch, if you can hear me,
you were right.
1830
01:38:58,254 --> 01:39:00,089
We found the drugs on Leeds's boat.
1831
01:39:01,424 --> 01:39:02,549
Shit!
1832
01:39:05,261 --> 01:39:07,054
Hey. No guests allowed upstairs.
1833
01:39:07,138 --> 01:39:10,808
Then I guess that means
that you and I are all alone.
1834
01:39:10,934 --> 01:39:14,895
And you look like a bad boy.
1835
01:39:16,064 --> 01:39:17,731
How about we get into some trouble?
1836
01:39:22,112 --> 01:39:23,612
Too much champagne.
1837
01:39:26,992 --> 01:39:28,242
Miss?
1838
01:39:33,707 --> 01:39:35,541
Stephanie! Damn!
1839
01:39:35,625 --> 01:39:36,667
Chen!
1840
01:39:38,461 --> 01:39:39,503
Hey, hey.
1841
01:39:39,587 --> 01:39:41,255
- Are you okay?
- She was going to kill me.
1842
01:39:41,339 --> 01:39:42,339
- It's okay.
- Shit!
1843
01:39:42,424 --> 01:39:43,465
What the fuck is going on?
1844
01:39:45,093 --> 01:39:46,385
Shit.
1845
01:39:46,469 --> 01:39:47,594
Put your hands where I can see them.
1846
01:39:50,390 --> 01:39:51,390
Oh, my God.
1847
01:39:51,474 --> 01:39:52,516
- Summer!
- Oh, my God.
1848
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:53,726
Did I kill him?
1849
01:39:53,810 --> 01:39:55,185
No, you just knocked his ass out.
1850
01:39:55,270 --> 01:39:56,353
Thank God.
1851
01:39:56,438 --> 01:39:57,813
Here's the key. Here's the key.
1852
01:39:57,939 --> 01:39:59,773
All right, guys, Brody found the flakka.
1853
01:40:00,483 --> 01:40:02,526
And let's get you out of here
and call Ellerbee, okay?
1854
01:40:02,610 --> 01:40:03,902
- What about Leeds?
- Ronnie and I will stay here and
1855
01:40:03,987 --> 01:40:05,029
keep an eye out for her, okay?
1856
01:40:05,113 --> 01:40:06,447
- What? We will?
- Yes.
1857
01:40:06,865 --> 01:40:08,032
Okay, yeah, we will.
1858
01:40:08,116 --> 01:40:10,951
We're going to be on the villain's boat.
1859
01:40:12,620 --> 01:40:14,496
Jason Bourne ain't got shit on me!
1860
01:40:17,459 --> 01:40:19,168
If I could please have your attention.
1861
01:40:21,004 --> 01:40:23,005
By this time tomorrow,
1862
01:40:23,089 --> 01:40:25,674
the expansion of the Huntley
will be official.
1863
01:40:27,385 --> 01:40:31,305
But for now, let's enjoy the caviar,
the champagne and the fireworks.
1864
01:40:31,806 --> 01:40:32,806
Cheers.
1865
01:40:34,184 --> 01:40:36,351
We have a problem.
1866
01:40:41,816 --> 01:40:44,318
Wrong time to grow
a conscience, Brody.
1867
01:40:46,988 --> 01:40:48,113
Chen's getting away.
1868
01:40:48,239 --> 01:40:51,408
How is Chen getting away?
1869
01:40:52,744 --> 01:40:53,786
Fucking idiots!
1870
01:40:53,953 --> 01:40:55,788
They're trying to trap us. Plan B.
1871
01:40:55,872 --> 01:40:57,247
Get the chopper
to meet us at the barge.
1872
01:40:57,332 --> 01:40:58,332
We need to get the fuck outta here.
1873
01:40:58,416 --> 01:40:59,458
What do we do about him?
1874
01:41:00,001 --> 01:41:01,794
Do what you were
supposed to do with Chen.
1875
01:41:01,878 --> 01:41:04,004
We got Chen off the boat.
Do you guys have eyes on Brody?
1876
01:41:04,089 --> 01:41:05,380
No, we still haven't seen him...
1877
01:41:05,507 --> 01:41:07,382
- What!
- ... and we lost Leeds.
1878
01:41:07,467 --> 01:41:10,636
Wait! Good news. We found Leeds.
1879
01:41:10,762 --> 01:41:12,054
Bad news.
1880
01:41:12,138 --> 01:41:14,181
She's got Brody in a cage
on the back of a boat.
1881
01:41:14,265 --> 01:41:16,391
- Oh, my God.
- Let's go. Come on.
1882
01:41:16,518 --> 01:41:18,685
Wakey-wakey, pretty little dum-dum.
1883
01:41:19,395 --> 01:41:21,063
Such a shame.
1884
01:41:21,189 --> 01:41:22,856
Why'd you have to go snooping?
1885
01:41:25,235 --> 01:41:27,903
Maybe Thorpe was wrong
about you after all.
1886
01:41:29,572 --> 01:41:30,739
What?
1887
01:41:32,075 --> 01:41:34,076
Thorpe? What are you
talking about, "Thorpe"?
1888
01:41:34,536 --> 01:41:37,204
You haven't figured that part out yet.
1889
01:41:37,330 --> 01:41:40,124
Where I bribed him, you know,
got Mitch fired,
1890
01:41:40,208 --> 01:41:41,625
put your dumb ass in charge.
1891
01:41:42,544 --> 01:41:44,169
All you had to do was be a lifeguard.
1892
01:41:44,546 --> 01:41:45,504
Get a tan.
1893
01:41:45,588 --> 01:41:48,757
But instead, you tried to be like Mitch
and save the bay.
1894
01:41:49,050 --> 01:41:51,051
Now let's see how long
you can hold your breath.
1895
01:41:51,886 --> 01:41:53,554
No, just listen to me. Just listen...
1896
01:41:53,763 --> 01:41:55,639
God... Fuck!
1897
01:41:55,974 --> 01:41:57,558
No! You have to listen to me!
1898
01:41:57,642 --> 01:41:58,809
You're fucking crazy.
1899
01:41:58,893 --> 01:42:00,894
If I was a man, you'd call me "driven. "
1900
01:42:01,229 --> 01:42:02,187
- No!
- Let's go, boys.
1901
01:42:02,272 --> 01:42:03,438
You have to listen to me!
1902
01:42:03,565 --> 01:42:04,898
Have a nice swim.
1903
01:43:35,073 --> 01:43:37,032
What the fuck?
1904
01:43:39,953 --> 01:43:41,411
Damn it, brah!
1905
01:43:41,829 --> 01:43:43,330
Fuck!
1906
01:43:57,720 --> 01:43:59,179
- Thank you.
- Where's Leeds?
1907
01:44:01,283 --> 01:44:05,036
Leeds is gonna escape in a helicopter
on that fireworks barge.
1908
01:44:05,579 --> 01:44:07,371
- Not if we stop her first.
- What?
1909
01:44:09,208 --> 01:44:10,708
Come on, buddy.
1910
01:44:11,543 --> 01:44:12,960
How?
1911
01:44:13,045 --> 01:44:14,045
Watch and learn.
1912
01:44:15,005 --> 01:44:16,005
Ronnie, come in.
1913
01:44:16,089 --> 01:44:17,590
Holy shit, Mitch, you got him!
1914
01:44:18,967 --> 01:44:20,968
Yeah, he's alive and he's well.
1915
01:44:21,053 --> 01:44:22,678
Ronnie, I need you to figure out a way
1916
01:44:22,846 --> 01:44:24,138
to launch those fireworks.
1917
01:44:24,389 --> 01:44:25,556
Listen to me.
1918
01:44:25,724 --> 01:44:26,807
I want you to light up the sky.
1919
01:44:26,892 --> 01:44:28,392
- Okay. Got it, Mitch.
- Got it.
1920
01:44:30,604 --> 01:44:31,896
That's got to be her boat up there!
1921
01:44:33,941 --> 01:44:35,691
- There's the console.
- Go.
1922
01:44:36,318 --> 01:44:37,610
Okay. Let's see what we got here.
1923
01:44:43,037 --> 01:44:44,621
Fucking lifeguards!
1924
01:44:44,705 --> 01:44:46,789
What a nuisance!
Take care of them already!
1925
01:44:48,667 --> 01:44:50,543
- What the fuck? Holy shit!
- God damn it, get down!
1926
01:44:52,588 --> 01:44:55,548
Miss Leeds, I'm approaching the barge.
I'll meet you at the top.
1927
01:44:55,633 --> 01:44:57,258
Okay. Okay, okay.
1928
01:44:57,343 --> 01:44:58,551
Holy shit.
1929
01:44:59,053 --> 01:45:01,179
- She's gonna get away!
- Shit, shit, shit!
1930
01:45:01,263 --> 01:45:03,097
Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this.
1931
01:45:03,432 --> 01:45:05,850
Yeah, yeah, Mitch. We're on it. Fuck!
1932
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,444
I've never seen any interface like this.
I don't know what to fucking do!
1933
01:45:16,528 --> 01:45:17,946
Hey! Look at me, look at me,
look at me!
1934
01:45:18,030 --> 01:45:19,239
You are the tech guy.
1935
01:45:20,199 --> 01:45:24,035
You are the motherfucking tech guy.
1936
01:45:29,750 --> 01:45:31,584
I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
1937
01:45:32,670 --> 01:45:33,711
Come on, Ronnie.
1938
01:45:34,797 --> 01:45:37,298
- All right, let's go.
- I'm behind you, dude.
1939
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:39,759
All right, watch your step.
There's urchins everywhere.
1940
01:45:39,843 --> 01:45:42,345
- What, the ones that kill you?
- Let's go, partner.
1941
01:45:42,930 --> 01:45:43,930
I like the sound of that.
1942
01:45:45,057 --> 01:45:46,140
Shit!
1943
01:45:46,767 --> 01:45:47,892
What the fuck!
1944
01:45:49,019 --> 01:45:51,437
God... Oh, my God, I got it!
1945
01:45:52,898 --> 01:45:54,774
- And I'm in.
- And... Fire!
1946
01:46:00,656 --> 01:46:01,698
Holy shit!
1947
01:46:04,535 --> 01:46:06,619
It's working, he's turning!
1948
01:46:06,870 --> 01:46:08,621
- It's go time.
- Right.
1949
01:46:10,624 --> 01:46:12,208
What the hell is taking you so long?
1950
01:46:12,293 --> 01:46:13,960
All right, Miss Leeds. Circling around.
1951
01:46:16,088 --> 01:46:17,922
Could you put that dog down already?
1952
01:46:24,430 --> 01:46:25,596
Second level! Fire!
1953
01:46:25,889 --> 01:46:27,348
Take that, motherfucker!
1954
01:47:03,218 --> 01:47:04,260
Mitch!
1955
01:47:08,557 --> 01:47:11,184
The fireworks are almost done.
And then you can land.
1956
01:47:11,352 --> 01:47:12,352
Holy shit!
1957
01:47:13,771 --> 01:47:15,021
And come to this side, you imbecile!
1958
01:47:19,610 --> 01:47:20,610
Fire.
1959
01:47:20,694 --> 01:47:22,695
None of them are working anymore.
I think it's over.
1960
01:47:23,697 --> 01:47:26,407
Honey. As usual,
I have to do everything myself.
1961
01:47:29,953 --> 01:47:32,622
- Mitch!
- Don't bother. He's dead.
1962
01:47:32,998 --> 01:47:35,625
- Because of you.
- Of course because of me.
1963
01:47:35,834 --> 01:47:38,252
You do realize I'm holding a gun, right?
1964
01:47:41,131 --> 01:47:42,423
So impulsive.
1965
01:47:43,884 --> 01:47:45,718
That's why you walked
right into my plan.
1966
01:47:45,886 --> 01:47:47,387
Leeds!
1967
01:47:47,971 --> 01:47:50,723
For fuck's sake.
Why don't you die already?
1968
01:47:50,891 --> 01:47:52,600
Let the little boy go.
1969
01:47:52,726 --> 01:47:54,727
That's not how this story ends, Mitch.
1970
01:47:54,812 --> 01:47:57,146
You see, you're not here to save him.
1971
01:47:57,231 --> 01:47:59,232
After all, he took your job.
1972
01:47:59,566 --> 01:48:00,691
So you shot him.
1973
01:48:00,776 --> 01:48:03,319
But not before he got
a shot off that killed you.
1974
01:48:03,404 --> 01:48:05,655
I don't know.
That seems a little complicated.
1975
01:48:05,906 --> 01:48:07,615
Yeah, that sounds cheesy.
1976
01:48:07,699 --> 01:48:08,825
You won't get away with this!
1977
01:48:09,451 --> 01:48:11,077
I already have, Mitch.
1978
01:48:11,578 --> 01:48:12,912
You know the best thing about winning
1979
01:48:13,747 --> 01:48:16,791
is that you get to write the story
of what happened.
1980
01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:18,251
Isn't that right, Mr. Gold Medal?
1981
01:48:18,419 --> 01:48:20,336
- Fuck you, lady.
- Pass.
1982
01:48:22,464 --> 01:48:23,464
What's that?
1983
01:48:23,924 --> 01:48:25,091
What the hell?
1984
01:48:25,926 --> 01:48:27,510
It's a big red button.
1985
01:48:30,514 --> 01:48:31,597
The big red button.
1986
01:48:39,523 --> 01:48:40,690
Time to die, boys.
1987
01:48:41,358 --> 01:48:42,859
No!
1988
01:48:42,943 --> 01:48:45,403
I was born of the sea!
1989
01:48:45,487 --> 01:48:48,364
I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!
1990
01:48:48,824 --> 01:48:51,784
I scratch my back with a whale's dick,
1991
01:48:52,619 --> 01:48:55,163
and I loofah my chest with his ball sac.
1992
01:48:55,289 --> 01:48:56,289
What the fuck?
1993
01:48:57,791 --> 01:49:01,544
I'll die when the tide stops
and the moon drowns!
1994
01:49:02,004 --> 01:49:03,296
Until then...
1995
01:49:10,721 --> 01:49:11,721
Go, baby.
1996
01:49:13,098 --> 01:49:14,932
I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
1997
01:49:15,350 --> 01:49:16,434
How tacky.
1998
01:49:33,994 --> 01:49:35,995
- Mitch, you just blew her up!
- Yeah.
1999
01:49:36,079 --> 01:49:39,040
Plus I'm high
as a motherfucker right now
2000
01:49:39,124 --> 01:49:40,124
on Devil's Urchin.
2001
01:49:44,004 --> 01:49:45,505
You stabbed yourself with one of those?
2002
01:49:45,589 --> 01:49:46,881
I thought that was supposed to kill you.
2003
01:49:47,007 --> 01:49:48,883
It does.
2004
01:49:48,967 --> 01:49:51,052
And I'm in desperate need
of medical attention.
2005
01:49:56,058 --> 01:49:57,517
That wasn't so bad.
2006
01:50:00,687 --> 01:50:02,271
That's good luck. Pick it up.
2007
01:50:02,356 --> 01:50:04,357
- What? What?
- God, there's so much blood.
2008
01:50:05,150 --> 01:50:07,360
- What?
- God, why do I keep looking?
2009
01:50:11,782 --> 01:50:13,282
What took you so long with Leeds?
2010
01:50:14,201 --> 01:50:15,952
I didn't want to make it seem like
it was too easy.
2011
01:50:16,870 --> 01:50:18,162
The adrenaline kept you alive.
2012
01:50:18,997 --> 01:50:20,373
Thank God you make us carry these.
2013
01:50:21,375 --> 01:50:22,375
Take it easy.
2014
01:50:23,252 --> 01:50:24,377
You saved your own life this time.
2015
01:50:26,713 --> 01:50:28,172
- Thank you.
- Yes.
2016
01:50:29,758 --> 01:50:30,967
Hey...
2017
01:50:32,052 --> 01:50:33,928
So I hear you were...
2018
01:50:34,012 --> 01:50:37,473
You were right the whole time. And...
2019
01:50:40,269 --> 01:50:43,479
I owe you an apology.
2020
01:50:44,898 --> 01:50:46,107
Owe you an apology.
2021
01:50:52,739 --> 01:50:53,781
No apology needed.
2022
01:50:55,158 --> 01:50:56,742
I mean, we saved the bay.
2023
01:50:58,829 --> 01:51:01,080
So you can hit us
on that shell phone anytime.
2024
01:51:03,208 --> 01:51:04,250
Come on, brother.
2025
01:51:05,836 --> 01:51:07,795
- My man.
- My man.
2026
01:51:08,130 --> 01:51:09,130
Hey!
2027
01:51:09,214 --> 01:51:11,632
What part of "You're fired"
do you not understand, Mitch?
2028
01:51:12,009 --> 01:51:14,927
Get the fuck off my beach
or I'll have you arrested.
2029
01:51:15,637 --> 01:51:16,846
Hey, Thorpe.
2030
01:51:20,434 --> 01:51:21,434
Oh, my God.
2031
01:51:23,937 --> 01:51:26,105
This is our beach, bitch.
And you're under arrest.
2032
01:51:29,610 --> 01:51:31,277
That was a badass right cross, Brody.
2033
01:51:34,072 --> 01:51:35,448
You just said my real name.
2034
01:51:50,589 --> 01:51:51,797
Hey, killer.
2035
01:51:53,800 --> 01:51:55,176
Hey.
2036
01:51:56,011 --> 01:51:57,803
- Morning.
- Good morning.
2037
01:51:58,305 --> 01:51:59,430
Do you want breakfast?
2038
01:51:59,765 --> 01:52:01,390
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
2039
01:52:02,142 --> 01:52:03,559
- Pancakes?
- Yeah.
2040
01:52:03,644 --> 01:52:05,102
- Bacon?
- Yeah.
2041
01:52:07,481 --> 01:52:08,481
Cinnabon?
2042
01:52:14,112 --> 01:52:15,905
- I saw you do that.
- You're still there.
2043
01:52:15,989 --> 01:52:18,407
Yup, just the... Bacon sounds good too.
2044
01:52:23,872 --> 01:52:25,122
Good morning.
2045
01:52:25,916 --> 01:52:28,000
That was a hell of a punch, mister.
2046
01:52:28,085 --> 01:52:29,877
- Thank you.
- I mean,
2047
01:52:29,961 --> 01:52:31,671
it's not exactly in
the lifeguard manual, but...
2048
01:52:32,005 --> 01:52:35,841
Well, I told you I would learn better
if I had a study buddy.
2049
01:52:38,679 --> 01:52:40,054
Don't get ahead of yourself.
2050
01:52:40,972 --> 01:52:42,014
Oh, my God. Did you just...
2051
01:52:43,141 --> 01:52:44,141
Look at my dick?
2052
01:52:44,685 --> 01:52:46,227
Now we're even.
2053
01:52:57,698 --> 01:52:59,073
Oh, my God.
2054
01:52:59,157 --> 01:53:01,242
We're late. We have to go. Come on.
2055
01:53:03,328 --> 01:53:04,662
I found something.
2056
01:53:10,043 --> 01:53:11,711
- How'd you get this?
- Well, it washed up on shore.
2057
01:53:11,795 --> 01:53:13,045
You only threw it eight feet, dude.
2058
01:53:18,593 --> 01:53:20,136
Thank you.
2059
01:53:20,220 --> 01:53:21,971
You're welcome.
You're very welcome.
2060
01:53:22,556 --> 01:53:24,807
Guys, after finding the drugs,
2061
01:53:24,975 --> 01:53:26,016
helping save Chen
2062
01:53:26,101 --> 01:53:28,936
and helping me blow up the bad girl
with a Roman candle,
2063
01:53:29,479 --> 01:53:33,107
it's a pleasure to say you are
officially no longer trainees.
2064
01:53:35,235 --> 01:53:37,486
- Congratulations.
- Yeah, guys.
2065
01:53:37,571 --> 01:53:39,155
Hey, guys, one more important thing.
2066
01:53:39,239 --> 01:53:41,198
I want to introduce you
to our new captain
2067
01:53:41,283 --> 01:53:42,867
who has been running
our Hawaii division
2068
01:53:42,951 --> 01:53:44,535
very successfully for years now.
2069
01:53:44,786 --> 01:53:46,954
The amazing Captain Casey Jean.
2070
01:54:03,346 --> 01:54:04,930
Is it just me, or is she in...
2071
01:54:05,015 --> 01:54:07,141
- In super-slow motion?
- Yeah.
2072
01:54:09,770 --> 01:54:11,604
This is gonna take a while.
2073
01:54:12,439 --> 01:54:13,606
That's how we roll.
2074
01:54:33,126 --> 01:54:34,627
Oh, fuck!
2075
01:54:52,896 --> 01:54:55,147
- All right, here we go.
- I think we should roll with it. Let's do it.
2076
01:54:56,817 --> 01:54:58,984
Yeah, we saw it in the coroner's...
Coroner's...
2077
01:54:59,277 --> 01:55:01,070
Yeah, we saw it in the corn...
2078
01:55:01,154 --> 01:55:02,446
Coroner's. We saw it
in the coroner's report.
2079
01:55:02,572 --> 01:55:03,572
It was in the coroner's report.
2080
01:55:03,657 --> 01:55:05,241
I'm gonna get it.
"In the coroner's report. "
2081
01:55:05,325 --> 01:55:06,784
Yes, we saw it in the coronary's report.
2082
01:55:08,995 --> 01:55:10,454
- Ronnie.
- What?
2083
01:55:10,664 --> 01:55:12,957
Stop looking at the donuts like that
and dump them.
2084
01:55:24,719 --> 01:55:26,136
Oh, boy, that was fun.
2085
01:55:26,471 --> 01:55:30,349
You're like a dolphin on cocaine,
but not annoying at all.
2086
01:55:30,517 --> 01:55:33,853
You're like if a human fucked a jet ski...
2087
01:55:33,979 --> 01:55:35,980
Which is impossible, but it'd be so cool.
2088
01:55:36,064 --> 01:55:37,064
What?
2089
01:55:37,774 --> 01:55:38,858
Okay, I got this.
2090
01:55:41,027 --> 01:55:42,945
- Come on, dude. Hurry up.
- Fuck, how'd you do that?
2091
01:55:43,029 --> 01:55:44,196
Because I'm fucking strong. Let's go.
2092
01:55:44,781 --> 01:55:45,823
What do your balls say?
2093
01:55:45,907 --> 01:55:48,367
"Don't follow Mitch's balls.
Mitch's balls be stupid. "
2094
01:55:50,537 --> 01:55:51,954
Your hidden balls
want to go to the cartel?
2095
01:55:52,038 --> 01:55:53,747
- Right now.
- It's just a third testicle.
2096
01:55:53,832 --> 01:55:55,165
My balls are talking...
2097
01:55:57,627 --> 01:55:59,378
I need you to check his taint
for needle marks.
2098
01:56:02,173 --> 01:56:03,257
God damn it.
2099
01:56:04,259 --> 01:56:05,551
It's... And hairy.
2100
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:07,720
God, it's getting really fro-y in here.
2101
01:56:07,888 --> 01:56:09,138
Smile.
2102
01:56:16,187 --> 01:56:18,814
Love your chest, it is so...
2103
01:56:21,568 --> 01:56:23,652
I like your chest as well.
2104
01:56:23,778 --> 01:56:25,863
It doesn't work
when you say it back to me like that.
2105
01:56:27,908 --> 01:56:31,410
Hey, C.J., why do our suits
ride so far up our asses?
2106
01:56:31,536 --> 01:56:33,203
It makes us faster in the water.
2107
01:56:51,306 --> 01:56:53,057
Did you just... Please.
2108
01:56:53,141 --> 01:56:54,642
I hope that
doesn't make the boob-lers...
2109
01:56:54,976 --> 01:56:56,101
All right.
2110
01:56:57,103 --> 01:56:58,604
I'd love it if you wore tighter pants.
2111
01:56:58,939 --> 01:56:59,939
I really would.
2112
01:57:02,317 --> 01:57:04,234
Why do you get to play
Mitch Buchannon?
2113
01:57:06,071 --> 01:57:07,029
You're joking.
2114
01:57:07,113 --> 01:57:09,156
No, I've been Mitch Buchannon
for 20 years.
2115
01:57:09,407 --> 01:57:10,866
Am I gonna be in the sequel?
2116
01:57:10,951 --> 01:57:12,201
I think you should be in the sequel.
2117
01:57:14,287 --> 01:57:16,372
Do I look like
a tiny little asshole next to him?
2118
01:57:16,456 --> 01:57:17,456
- No.
- Okay, good.