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♪

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Hello, ma'am,
and happy holidays.

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My name is Jack,
and I have

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a cleaning product
that will change your life.

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I'm really
just not interested.

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Okay, well, let's take
this stain here for example.

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Please, stop,
I'm not interested.

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Okay, well, a quick spray,
and an even quicker wipe...

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and voilà, it's gone.

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Wow... I'm impressed.

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As is...

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Oh, Bootsy.

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As is Bootsy.

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You really are something,
young man.

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Next thing you know,
you're gonna tell me

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that I can use it
to brush my teeth.

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No, I wouldn't recommend that,
but let's say

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little Bootsy here
has a whoopsie on the carpet--

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Kid, how many times
have I told you

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not to hustle your stuff
up here?

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Sir, can I just finish
this transaction?

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This beautiful lady
seems enthralled with
my fine cleaning products.

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You don't get it,
do you?

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You're not welcome here.

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Sir, I am trying
to raise money

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for Christmas presents
for orphans.

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This is what happens
when the parents aren't around

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to put a leash
on their kids.

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You always have a story,
don't you?

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But this time, it's true!

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Ma'am, if we could just
please go across the street

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to finish our transaction
over there, then maybe--

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Forget it, kid--
get outta here.

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Don't make me
call the cops.

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Capisce?
Yeah, I got it!

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(engine starts)

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(door closes)

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What do you think
you're doing, kid?

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Giving you a reason
to call the cops!

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Go on, dial 9-1-1.

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Tell 'em old Jack is here
waiting for 'em.

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They knome quite well.

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(knocks on door)

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Yes, Joanna?
Hey, Art, Jack is back.

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Should I show him in?

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Yes, show him in.

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Jack is back.

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Why am I not surprised?

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Hello, Jack.

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Well, now, see,
this is the part

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where you're supposed to say,
"Hello, Officer Stephenson.

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How are you?"

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Well, I'll tell you
how I am, Jack.

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I am very
disappointed in you.

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Why are you always
so angry?

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Check your fact file there.

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You'll find a full list
of reasons.

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We have been through this
over the years, haven't we, son?

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I've been through it.

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With you, it's just age.

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What are you now, 75, 80?

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(chuckles)

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You know, I remember
when we first met.

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What was it,
about five years ago?

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Back then, you at least tried
to be nice to me.

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And look how far
that got me.

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Do you know
who you remind me of?

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Here we go again
about my mother.

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One of your first
probationers.

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So much potential.

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I've heard it before.

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And how is your mother?

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I don't know.

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Still not keeping up
with you, huh?

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Nope.

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I must be a disappointment
to her too.

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Well, you don't have to be
a disappointment to me, son.

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Trespassing? Destruction
of private property?

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Arson?

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Come on,
what is that all about?

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It was barely
a candle's flame, really.

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I really thought
that we were turning
things around, Jack.

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There is no "we",

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just you behind that desk
and then me,

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out here in the real world.

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Sit down, son.

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It says here 1 year
of intensive probation

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and 120 hours
of community service.

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Now, do you think
you can do that?

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Afterschool, maybe
on weekends?

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Whatever.

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Well, since roadside clean-up
hasn't done much

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to curb
your delinquent behavior,

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I got something
else in mind.

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You're gonna be
helping people this Christmas.

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How about that?

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♪

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So, Jackson, I'm Blair,
and I'm in charge of this place.

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Oh, it's Jack.

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My name's Jack.
Jack.

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But your probation
placement report says
your name is Jackson.

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Oh, yeah, birth names
can be outgrown, Blair.

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Duly noted, Jack.

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So follow me.

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So... this is where
the action happens.

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(dogs barking)

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And this is Hillary.

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Hi, I handle most
of the paperwork here.

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That's my sister Ryan.

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She takes care
of the pups.

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And this is
our adorable crew.

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Well, it'll be
wonderful working
with such beautiful ladies.

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Our big mission here
is to clean up
and close up

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before we all leave for
the Christmas holidays, okay?

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Sounds like a plan.

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Okay, so you're gonna be
mostly cleaning up.

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Is that okay with you?

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Oh, it's completely fine.

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I have extensive experience
in cleaning products.

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Even started my own brand.

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Okay, so we're gonna
have you clean

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one of the empty enclosures.

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Ryan, do you mind
showing him how to do that?

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If I must.

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Well, she seems busy with
that rat creature-looking thing.

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Maybe old Hillary
could show me around.

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Her name's Petunia,
and she's a mixed breed,

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not a rat creature.

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(Hillary)
Okay, Jack, come with me.

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See you around, "Cryan".

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(door closes)

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Jack, you know
dinner's at 6:00.

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Why are you always
so late?

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I was working.
Working?

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Is that what you call it?

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Because I understood
that it was community service

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for being in trouble again.

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Thanks for informing
the whole table
about my life,

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just in case
they didn't already know.

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Come on, no need
to get smart, son.

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I'm not your son, Lou,
and you're not my father.

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Yeah, you've made
that clear, Jack.

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It's your choice
being in and out
of fosters all the time.

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Thanks for reminding me
of my sad life.

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It really makes me
feel all warm inside.

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Anyone want to make
Christmas cookies?

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Finish your food, boys.

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(Trevor)
We love you, Jack,
don't we, Ton?

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Of course.
Thanks, guys.

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Glad to know
there's some love in this house.

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Jack, as much
as you disagree,

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we're trying
to make your life
better by what we provide.

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I'm just a grocery bill
to you guys.

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Believe what you want,
but we're trying
to build a family here.

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I can feel the overwhelming
presence of love.

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You know,
you don't have to stay.

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What does that mean?

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I'll be coming
with you guys when
you move in a few months?

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That's right, boys.

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Old Lou and Josie
are moving to Arizona,

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a more arid climate
for Josie's asthma.

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I overheard you
talking out back
the other night,

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so merry Christmas to all,
and to all, a good night.

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(door closes)

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♪

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Hey, going to
a little holiday
shindig near campus.

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Lots of cute college boys,

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and from what I hear,
mistletoe under every doorway.

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You interested?
No thanks.

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You know, you can't sit
in your room your entire life

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reading post-feminist
chick lit.

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I'm reading Stephen King.

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Ugh, same thing.

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Anyway, have a merry
little yawner at home.

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(dog barking)

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(Ryan)
This is Titus.

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Definitely no big barker.

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No way.

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What about Mimsy here?

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She's sweet, and good,

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and just dying
for someone to love her.

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See?

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I don't know.

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She's a little bit bigger
than what I pictured.

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She's not that big.

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Um, I don't think
she's gonna get much bigger.

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Just look at her feet.

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I just don't think
she's what I'm looking for.

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I mean, I was really
looking for a dog

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that I could fit
in my purse, you know?

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Okay, well, sorry
we couldn't find a good
match for you today, Jen.

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(...)

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Personally, I think
this dog is perfect
for you, Jennifer.

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Or do you go by Jen?

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May I call you Jen?

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Well, see, she's quiet
as a dormouse,

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and that is
your main concern, yes?

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And you can't really
hold it against her

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that she's not
some yappy teacup dog.

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She's still cute,
and, uh, between you and I,

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all the dogs in here
are cute.

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But this dog has
been looking at you

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since the minute
you walked in.

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Can't you see it
in her eyes?

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I think you might need Misty
as much as Misty needs you.

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Mimsy.

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Okay.

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She is really cute.

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(chuckles)

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And calm.

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(sighs)
You're right.

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I'll take r.

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I assure you-- this will be
the greatest Christmas present

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you have ever
given yourself.

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(Hillary)
Okay, right this way, ma'am,

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so we can get
your paperwork started.

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I think we made
a sale, "Cryan".

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(scoffs)

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Hey, Jack, you want a ride?

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So I assume
you know what I wanted
to talk to you about.

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No, but I bet
you're gonna tell me.

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You gotta start
getting along better
with your foster parents.

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I got a report
that you've been
arguing with them.

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Good riddance to them both.

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This is your ninth
foster home, Jack.

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We can't have you
getting kicked out now

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when you're so close
to being out of the system.

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Fine... I'll shut my mouth.

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You gotta get it
together, son.

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You'll be 18 soon
and out on your own.

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The day can't come
soon enough.

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Frankly, I'm not so sure
you're ready for it.
I'll be fine.

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Well, I'd like to see you
prove that to me.

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Better yet,
I'd like to see you
prove it to yourself.

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You know, I've invested
a lot of time and energy

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into you over the years, son,

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And I don't want
to see it go to waste.

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♪

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I can't believe you don't
already have a boyfriend.

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I've had boyfriends.

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Just don't have one
right now.

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So... you looking?

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Not really, I'm too busy
applying to colleges.

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Not to mention
you're a bit young
for her, don't you think?

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I think you could get
more work done

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if you worried about
yourself more and me less.

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I'm on break,
unlike you,

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who would get more work done
if you actually did some work.

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Enough, you two.

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00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,606
But she's right.

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You've gotta get back
to work, okay?

253
00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:14,318
We're running out of time
to get this place closed
for Christmas.

254
00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:25,076
(dog whimpers)

255
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,708
You know, you're like
that girl they hook you up with.

256
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,325
Say she's got
an outstanding personality,

257
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:35,394
which really means...
outstandingly difficult
to look at.

258
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,709
No offense.

259
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,888
Most dogs are beautiful.

260
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:44,014
You, however, have
an outstanding personality.

261
00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:49,183
Hm.

262
00:12:53,155 --> 00:12:55,235
What's up with "Cryan"?

263
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:59,032
It's Mrs. Rose,
the owner of the shelter.

264
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,528
We just got horrible news.

265
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,000
What happened to her?

266
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,828
It's not her,
it's the shelter.

267
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,204
We just found out
we're not gonna be

268
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,841
opening again after
the holidays.

269
00:13:06,837 --> 00:13:08,997
(laughs)
What are you talking about?

270
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,305
Exactly what
she just said.

271
00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,917
The shelter's
closing permanently,

272
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,085
and there's nothing we can do
to stop it.

273
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:20,645
But what about
the dogs that haven't
been placed in homes yet?

274
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,650
They'll go
to the city shelter.

275
00:13:22,652 --> 00:13:24,742
And those that have been here
for over six months

276
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,688
will likely be euthanized.

277
00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:30,281
That's not right.
The whole thing's not right.

278
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,987
But Mrs. Rose,
who built the shelter,

279
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,655
can't afford
to keep it up anymore.

280
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:34,763
She was forced to sell.

281
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:36,284
Why doesn't
she take the dogs?

282
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,253
She loves these dogs,
but she can't really take 'em

283
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,842
'cause she's allergic.

284
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:43,537
Most dogs only last
a few weeks at the city shelter.

285
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:47,210
Then, they'll just kill 'em
after they arrive.

286
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,428
We don't do that here.

287
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,630
That's why I started working
here in the first place.

288
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,252
Just the thought of it,
I can't take it.

289
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,550
Here, they could
have stayed forever.

290
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:57,272
Over there, they say
they can't spend

291
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,020
public money
on lost causes.

292
00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:00,892
How many lost causes
are there?

293
00:14:00,891 --> 00:14:02,691
At last count, 11.

294
00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:04,282
And most of them
have some major issues,

295
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,137
which is why they've been
here so long.

296
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,926
Wait, the dogs still here

297
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,902
are the ones
they're just gonna...

298
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,571
(Ryan)
Don't say it.

299
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,132
Well, how much time
do they have?

300
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,778
Just under two weeks.

301
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,130
Until Christmas Eve.

302
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,131
Won't exactly make
our Christmas all warm,

303
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,753
and fuzzy, and merry this year,
that's for sure.

304
00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:37,839
Hey.

305
00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:44,677
I'm sorry about the dogs.

306
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,474
Yeah, it's so terrible.

307
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,799
Poor Ryan.

308
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,774
We would take
some of the dogs
home with us if we could,

309
00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:53,613
but we can't 'cause
our cat's terrified of them.

310
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,610
Have you ever
had a dog before?

311
00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:57,812
I think Ryan used to have one
when she was younger,

312
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,114
before my mom
married her dad.

313
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,075
It's sad she can't
have one now

314
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:02,834
since she's the real
dog lover.

315
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,836
I like them too,
but I'm just volunteering
here for my resume.

316
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,759
Ooh, cute and smart.

317
00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:08,867
Double threat.
(giggles)

318
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,132
Glad I could at least use
my winning personality

319
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,472
to find
old Mimsy a home.

320
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,562
Jack-- wait.

321
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,858
Yeah?

322
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,810
You still have
more than 60 hours
left on your service.

323
00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:31,682
You digging through
my personal file, "Cryan"?

324
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,531
Can you be serious for,
like, one minute, please?

325
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,154
Fine, what?

326
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:39,322
What if you help me
place all the unadoptable dogs
before Christmas?

327
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:41,212
Why would you want my help?

328
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,487
Come on, Jack,
we all know

329
00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:44,082
you're, like,
the prince of persuasion.

330
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,407
Even I have to admit
you have a certain--

331
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:49,362
Charm?
Persuasiveness over people.

332
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,165
It's a terrible idea.

333
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,797
I know from experience.

334
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:56,342
You can't make people
take things they don't want.

335
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,236
(dogs barking)

336
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,910
Love would really
have to be blind to find you.

337
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,873
(dog barks)

338
00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:41,271
(dogs barking)

339
00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:16,002
Fine, I'm in, okay?

340
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,892
In what, Jack?
Trouble again?

341
00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:22,457
No, I'm in
to helping find the dogs
homes before Christmas.

342
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,888
Under one condition,
of course.

343
00:17:23,893 --> 00:17:25,143
And that is...

344
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,795
You help me land a date
with your sister.

345
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,957
Fine.
Really?

346
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,296
Hillary's totally
into bad decisions
when it comes to men.

347
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,651
I should have
no problem getting her
to fall for you whatsoever.

348
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,935
You know what? I'm gonna
take that as a compliment.

349
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:39,811
But are you sure there aren't
any other reasons

350
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,989
that you might
have changed your mind?

351
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,644
Like...

352
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,355
All those adorable pups?
Maybe even Petunia?

353
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,475
No, not at all.

354
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,333
The only other reason
I could possibly think

355
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,315
is knowing that it's gonna
torture you

356
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,920
just as much
as it'll torture me

357
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:55,172
having to spend the next
two weeks together.

358
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,005
Fine, yay to getting
tortured then.

359
00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:02,345
So as Blair said,
most of the dogs have issues

360
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,298
that make them nearly
impossible to place.

361
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:07,501
No need to be
afraid of Titus.

362
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,193
He's all bark, no bite.

363
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,389
(barking)

364
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,890
All sound and fury,
signifying nothing.

365
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,192
Quoting Shakespeare.

366
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,184
I must say
I'm actually impressed.

367
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,179
Indeed, smarter than I look.

368
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,781
Yeah, don't flatter yourself.

369
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:27,159
And this is Romeo,
the complete opposite of Titus.

370
00:18:27,157 --> 00:18:29,017
All he wants to do
is hug and kiss.

371
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,315
Total planter.

372
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,878
And this is Clementine.

373
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,295
Need I say more?

374
00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:43,805
So what's up
with these two pups?

375
00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:44,967
They seem fine.

376
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:46,544
Yeah, that does seem
the case

377
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,882
with Cassie, and Maggie,
or the twins, as we call them.

378
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:53,179
But really, they're going
100 miles per hour.

379
00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:54,653
Dogs with ADD.

380
00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:56,381
Wait, is that so bad?

381
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,885
They drive people crazy.

382
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,317
They never stop.

383
00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:01,162
Plus, they go mental
if they're separated.

384
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:04,357
They've been adopted out twice
and brought back really fast.

385
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,612
And Skippy here
obviously has cataracts

386
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,725
and can't see much
of anything.

387
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,733
Can't they be
fixed or something?

388
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,285
I don't know,
can you afford the surgery?

389
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,787
'Cause we sure can't.

390
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,868
Well, um, I'm all out
of stains, sprayed,

391
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,255
not a penny to my name.

392
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,130
You know, funny enough, though,
Skippy can still fetch.

393
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,429
He wants to play ball 24/7.

394
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,303
This is Bruno.

395
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,465
He's super smart,
but in dog years,

396
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,774
he'd be our in-house
senior citizen.

397
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,556
So no one wants to take him
'cause he's so old.

398
00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:46,119
And this here is Boomer.

399
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,269
He really likes
to roughhouse.

400
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,821
Probably belongs
more in a frat house
than around children.

401
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,798
And our little lady Sadie here
has a ton of skin allergies,

402
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,749
so whoever takes her
is gonna have to pay
for her shots.

403
00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:10,844
Poor Poppy.

404
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,153
We think that she was
abused and abandoned
by her prior owner.

405
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,347
And we're pretty sure
it was a man

406
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,648
because she's
terrified of them.

407
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,679
So she's afraid of all men?

408
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,175
Yeah.

409
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,096
That's so sad.

410
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:29,690
And finally, there's Petunia,
our longest-running resident.

411
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,746
She's been here
for over two years now.

412
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,695
How did
she get here anyway?

413
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,171
It was before I started
working here,

414
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:39,619
but Blair told me that the woman
who brought her in said

415
00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:41,712
she saw her and her mom
in a ditch

416
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,658
filled with water
the day before.

417
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,539
She's pretty sure
Petunia's mom abandoned her

418
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,295
because she was too weak
to climb out of the ditch.

419
00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:50,428
She nearly drowned in there.

420
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,053
Well, she's not weak anymore.

421
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,801
And besides, how was
she not already adopted?

422
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:57,814
She's easily the sweetest dog
in here.

423
00:20:57,807 --> 00:21:01,057
Only...
She's not pretty or perfect?

424
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,180
Not all of us can be
like Hillary, huh, Petunia?

425
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,350
I was actually gonna say

426
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,569
that she is
kind of perfect.

427
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,948
Maybe people are just
too blind to see it.

428
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,518
Okay, so I have
the perfect idea

429
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,863
for where we can start
trying to find homes

430
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,488
for these dogs
first thing tomorrow.

431
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,833
You want to come?

432
00:21:18,828 --> 00:21:21,048
We could really use
your persuasive skills.

433
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:21,957
Huh, Petunia?

434
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:25,966
Yeah, sure.

435
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,224
in need of a home
for the holidays,

436
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:34,734
and we thought
if you would be
so kind as to let us,

437
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,027
maybe we could try
and find homes for them

438
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,179
by doing some sort
of doggie adoption day here.

439
00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:44,321
We? Who's we?
Me and J-- Jack!

440
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,700
Oh, no, not you again!

441
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,786
No way, miss.

442
00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:49,160
Forget it.

443
00:21:51,359 --> 00:22:06,639
♪

444
00:22:47,182 --> 00:22:48,722
Any luck?

445
00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:51,388
Nope, we went 0 for 11.

446
00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:52,597
Not even a nibble.

447
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,265
Well, don't let one bad day
get you down.

448
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,864
You know, it's Christmastime.

449
00:22:56,859 --> 00:23:00,139
It's the season
of miracles and hope.

450
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,446
You are frighteningly
optimistic, Blair.

451
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:05,098
Well, maybe if we all
get in the Christmas spirit,

452
00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:07,451
it might help our chances,
you know?

453
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,153
Yeah, just gonna
be a lot more work
than I originally thought.

454
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,066
I guess we'll pick
a new neighborhood tomorrow

455
00:23:12,075 --> 00:23:14,825
and see if we can place
any of the dogs there.

456
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,537
Jack, you hear
anything I just said?

457
00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:18,996
Sure, sure, new location.

458
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,828
What are you studying?

459
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,583
It's for
my AP business course.

460
00:23:22,585 --> 00:23:24,495
We're learning
target marketing.

461
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,424
Target marketing.

462
00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:28,222
Yeah, you know,
where you target your product

463
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:30,794
to a particular market
that's perfect for it.

464
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:34,013
Oh, kinda like what I do
with my stain spray.

465
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,933
Yeah, I guess so.

466
00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:37,972
It's too bad
we can't target-market

467
00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:41,567
Petunia into
a good home too.

468
00:23:41,571 --> 00:23:43,821
Jack, you're a genius.
Huh?

469
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,493
No, we target market
the unadoptable dogs
into new homes.

470
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:47,912
It's perfect.

471
00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:49,440
So you're saying we use
what's keeping them

472
00:23:49,445 --> 00:23:51,995
from being adopted
to our advantage.

473
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,278
Exactly, we turn
their negatives into positives.

474
00:23:54,283 --> 00:23:56,173
Guys, these are dogs
we're talking about.

475
00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:57,989
I don't think
it works like that.
No, no.

476
00:23:57,987 --> 00:23:59,787
Wait, Hill, they--
they have a good point.

477
00:23:59,789 --> 00:24:00,989
Take the twins for example.

478
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,840
They're super-hyper,
so maybe we need

479
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,712
to find a family
with super-hyper kids

480
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:05,830
to keep up with them, right?

481
00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:06,988
Exactly.

482
00:24:06,996 --> 00:24:10,206
(Jack)
Target marketing,
I love it.

483
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,046
Thank you
for helping me spawn

484
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,691
this amazing idea with
that book of yours, Hillary.

485
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,717
I can feel your intellect
rubbing off on me
as we speak.

486
00:24:24,312 --> 00:24:25,982
Here, let me
help you there.

487
00:24:25,982 --> 00:24:27,452
Wouldn't want you to fall.

488
00:24:29,451 --> 00:24:31,451
(scoffs)

489
00:24:31,454 --> 00:24:32,824
What?

490
00:24:32,822 --> 00:24:34,412
Nothing.
No, not nothing.

491
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:36,237
You did that "pfft" thing
like you always do.

492
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:40,082
Me? No,
I didn't say anything.

493
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:41,829
Why are you
such a wet spot?

494
00:24:41,831 --> 00:24:43,501
Why are you such
a dirty floor?

495
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,700
You know, you really do
have a way with people, Jack.

496
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,254
While some
might call it charm,

497
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,886
I'd call it selfish,
self-absorbed egotism.

498
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:56,592
Well, considering
my parents left me
when I was a kid,

499
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:59,226
I have no real family,
no place to call home--

500
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:01,572
unless you're considering
the nine different foster homes

501
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:04,017
I've been in
over the last seven years--

502
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,020
yeah, I guess I am selfish.

503
00:25:06,022 --> 00:25:07,942
Hard not to be
focused on yourself

504
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,560
when all you have
is yourself.

505
00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:12,889
I'm sorry, I didn't know
how rough you had it.

506
00:25:12,895 --> 00:25:14,655
No, I don't want
your pity party.

507
00:25:14,664 --> 00:25:20,204
Just do what you promised,
and fix me up with your sister.

508
00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:22,403
Fine, you help us
target-market

509
00:25:22,404 --> 00:25:24,094
the rest of these dogs
into the right homes,

510
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,340
and I'll get you
your date.

511
00:25:26,342 --> 00:25:27,632
Good.

512
00:25:29,344 --> 00:25:32,134
♪

513
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,221
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪

514
00:25:36,384 --> 00:25:40,304
♪ I get caught up
in all the hustle and bustle ♪

515
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:42,386
♪ Of holiday glee ♪

516
00:25:44,425 --> 00:25:47,975
♪ Won't be long
till we're opening presents ♪

517
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,130
♪ Under the tree ♪

518
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,572
(dog snarls)

519
00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:54,197
♪ I love this time
of year ♪

520
00:25:54,203 --> 00:25:56,493
♪ And I know why ♪

521
00:25:56,489 --> 00:26:00,269
♪ Christmas is better
with two ♪

522
00:26:00,276 --> 00:26:03,936
♪ I just want to share
this moment with you ♪

523
00:26:03,946 --> 00:26:07,876
♪ Christmas is
better with two ♪

524
00:26:07,884 --> 00:26:10,674
♪ I just want to share
this moment ♪

525
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:14,620
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

526
00:26:14,623 --> 00:26:18,143
♪ Ooh, wah, ah, ah, ah ♪

527
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:22,234
♪ You came along ♪

528
00:26:22,231 --> 00:26:26,071
♪ Like a winter song ♪

529
00:26:26,068 --> 00:26:29,348
♪ Now, I sing
as the Christmas lights spin ♪

530
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:32,515
♪ Around, and around,
and around ♪

531
00:26:32,525 --> 00:26:36,575
♪ Oh ♪

532
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:44,289
♪

533
00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:47,117
(Blair)
So you have about 10 more days
till Christmas Eve,

534
00:26:47,123 --> 00:26:48,843
and only about seven dogs
left to find homes for?

535
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,211
That's not bad, guys.

536
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,339
I still think the odds
are against us, though.

537
00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:53,875
We've got dogs
with much bigger problems

538
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,159
than the ones
we placed today.

539
00:26:55,164 --> 00:26:57,304
It's gonna take
a Christmas miracle

540
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,830
to find homes for the rest
of these pups.

541
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:02,274
Well, good thing
one of us believes
in Christmas miracles.

542
00:27:04,272 --> 00:27:07,222
Hey, guys,
just bringing Boomer back.

543
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,506
I can't stay, though,
I gotta run to rehearsal.

544
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:12,611
Uh, Jack, would you mind
taking a picture of me?

545
00:27:12,615 --> 00:27:14,775
We need a good one for
the Christmas pageant flyer.

546
00:27:21,823 --> 00:27:25,333
Boomer, get your big,
hairy butt out of my picture.

547
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,696
Guys, I just got
a great idea

548
00:27:32,701 --> 00:27:34,391
of how we can get
these dogs adopted.

549
00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:35,537
How?

550
00:27:35,537 --> 00:27:37,887
We host our very own
doggie adoption day,

551
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,420
like, a few days
before Christmas,

552
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,255
hire a photographer
to take pictures

553
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:44,260
of kids with
some dogs, Santa,

554
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,263
maybe even a pretty
Christmas elf.

555
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,895
That sounds
like a great idea.

556
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,650
That sounds expensive.

557
00:27:49,652 --> 00:27:51,402
No, wait.

558
00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,324
What if we got it
at the community center?

559
00:27:53,322 --> 00:27:54,912
I used to volunteer there,
so I'm sure

560
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,517
they'd let us borrow
the space for an adoption day.

561
00:27:57,526 --> 00:28:00,106
And maybe some of the other
pageant elves can come too.

562
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,362
What a great idea, Jack.

563
00:28:01,364 --> 00:28:02,414
Hillary, how do
you always get people

564
00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,395
to do things for you
for free?

565
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,830
I don't know,
I guess I'm just--

566
00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:07,915
Hillary.

567
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,670
And hooray for Hillary!

568
00:28:09,672 --> 00:28:11,742
(dog barking)

569
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:13,620
(door closes)

570
00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:15,706
Sorry, Jack,
dinner's already been served.

571
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,256
Are there any leftovers?

572
00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:38,477
We were gonna tell you
about the move.

573
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:40,404
We were just trying
to figure out how.

574
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,790
Moving's my middle
name, Josie.

575
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:47,209
Should have been really easy
for you and old Lou.

576
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:50,159
It's Trevor and Tony
that I'm worried about.

577
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,132
So we found a family
who's interested

578
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,301
in taking Trevor and Tony.

579
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,000
Really sweet couple.

580
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:59,751
They live in that fancy
gated community, Honey Brook?

581
00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:02,915
Even have a cute little pug
to play with.

582
00:29:02,925 --> 00:29:06,585
So they might be interested
in taking the boys
before Christmas.

583
00:29:06,595 --> 00:29:09,675
Wow.

584
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:14,132
So I won't see the boys
for Christmas.

585
00:29:14,136 --> 00:29:19,106
Jack, we'd like you
to think about coming
with us if you want.

586
00:29:19,108 --> 00:29:20,608
(door closes)

587
00:29:23,644 --> 00:29:38,884
♪

588
00:29:57,845 --> 00:29:59,805
(bully)
What up, Frankie?

589
00:29:59,815 --> 00:30:01,225
What you got in the bag?

590
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,148
(laughs)

591
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,740
Give him back the bag.

592
00:30:10,743 --> 00:30:12,413
This don't concern you, Jack.

593
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:13,861
Hand over the bag now!

594
00:30:13,862 --> 00:30:16,412
Look, I don't wanna
fight you, Jack.

595
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,825
Come on, Terry,
make my Christmas.

596
00:30:22,971 --> 00:30:24,251
Come on.

597
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,480
Hey, thanks a lot, man.

598
00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:36,103
Yeah, don't mention it.

599
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:40,071
'Tis the season for giving
and all that mushy stuff.

600
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,272
Yeah, right.

601
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,244
So what's your name, kid?

602
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,692
Frankie.

603
00:30:44,693 --> 00:30:46,563
Hi, Frankie, I'm Jack,
nice to meet you.

604
00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:47,782
Yeah, I know.

605
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:50,580
I was always afraid
to talk to you before.

606
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:53,083
But what you did
was really nice.

607
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,785
Well, you know, next time,
I might not be here
to help you.

608
00:30:55,788 --> 00:30:58,708
What you need, my friend,
is some real protection

609
00:30:58,707 --> 00:31:01,757
'cause those bullies
are gonna be back.

610
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,340
What do you suggest?

611
00:31:03,345 --> 00:31:08,175
Well, my friend, Frankie,
that is a fantastic question.

612
00:31:08,184 --> 00:31:10,354
Frankie, meet Titus.

613
00:31:10,352 --> 00:31:13,222
(dog barking)

614
00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:20,362
Aw... buddy.

615
00:31:20,362 --> 00:31:21,482
I'll take him.

616
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:32,240
(dog barking)

617
00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:40,452
Good boy, good boy.

618
00:31:40,449 --> 00:31:42,329
Very good, very good.

619
00:31:44,785 --> 00:31:47,085
Well, have a Merry Christmas
to you too.

620
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:49,790
Hey, Blair.
Hey!

621
00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:50,891
How are you?
I'm good, how about you?

622
00:31:50,893 --> 00:31:52,233
It's good to see you.

623
00:31:52,228 --> 00:31:54,058
Listen, I just came by
to check on Jack.

624
00:31:54,063 --> 00:31:55,563
He's been great,
he's been helping us

625
00:31:55,564 --> 00:31:58,434
clean up this place and helping
the last dogs get adopted.

626
00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:00,154
Really?
And actually,

627
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,402
He came up with an idea
for a doggie adoption day

628
00:32:02,404 --> 00:32:05,024
at the community center.
Well, what do you know?

629
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,694
I actually have
a juvenile probationer

630
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,862
who's doing exactly
what he was asked to do.

631
00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:10,311
Will wonders never cease?

632
00:32:10,312 --> 00:32:13,032
Honestly, I think the dogs
are finally getting to him.

633
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,202
Well, that's fantastic.

634
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,200
Well, I guess
I didn't have any cause
to worry about anything.

635
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:19,202
I'll see you soon, huh?
Yeah, I'll see you
at Christmas.

636
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,264
You better--
all right, honey.

637
00:32:21,257 --> 00:32:22,657
Bye.
Bye.

638
00:32:22,658 --> 00:32:31,618
♪

639
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:34,397
before your parents split up.

640
00:32:34,403 --> 00:32:36,573
Yeah, I did.

641
00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:37,901
Her name was Jessie.

642
00:32:37,906 --> 00:32:41,236
She was a big, beautiful
collie just like Lassie.

643
00:32:41,243 --> 00:32:42,883
What happened?

644
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:45,598
My dad moved into an apartment
that didn't allow dogs,

645
00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:49,748
so I had to keep
Jessie at my mom's
new boyfriend's house.

646
00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:52,641
One morning,
he was late for work.

647
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,968
He didn't know
I let Jessie out.

648
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,444
He hit her from behind
with his car.

649
00:32:59,861 --> 00:33:02,531
Mom came in, took his side,

650
00:33:02,531 --> 00:33:06,731
saying he didn't mean to do it
and it was probably my fault.

651
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:07,985
I still can't talk to her.

652
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,568
Why are you so much
into dogs?

653
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:13,994
What's not to like
about a dog?

654
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:17,633
They're endlessly loyal,
always in a great mood.

655
00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,160
Huh, Petunia?

656
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,964
They never,
ever leave you.

657
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,116
Hey, look,
I got an idea.

658
00:33:23,118 --> 00:33:27,798
♪

659
00:33:29,691 --> 00:33:31,171
Almost.

660
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,924
I heard that you're helping
to find homes

661
00:33:59,922 --> 00:34:01,792
for animals
down at the shelter.

662
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,490
It's better
than roadside cleanup.

663
00:34:03,492 --> 00:34:07,762
So you are using
your unique powers
of persuasion

664
00:34:07,763 --> 00:34:09,383
for good this time.

665
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:12,171
Does it really matter?

666
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:15,037
Well, if you're getting
something from it,

667
00:34:15,037 --> 00:34:19,307
I guess not, but are
you getting something from it?

668
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,975
I don't really
think about it.

669
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:27,229
Well, you know, Jack,
you're almost an adult now.

670
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:30,032
Maybe you should start
thinking about it.

671
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,235
Sounds like you need
to retire, Art,

672
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,447
because you've obviously
gone off your rocker.

673
00:34:34,456 --> 00:34:38,656
Well, you know, Jack,
maybe I'll just do that.

674
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:43,300
Um, do you think
you could give me
some Christmas cash?

675
00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:44,458
Christmas cash?

676
00:34:44,466 --> 00:34:45,576
What do you need cash for?

677
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:46,804
You've got
a roof over your head.

678
00:34:46,802 --> 00:34:47,882
You've got clothes
on your back.

679
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:50,586
You've got food to eat.

680
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,969
Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

681
00:34:52,975 --> 00:34:55,505
Is this about that girl?

682
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,931
(laughs)

683
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:59,259
No, it's... personal.

684
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,934
Really?

685
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:03,683
Okay, then, Jack,
let's get personal.

686
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,545
Okay.

687
00:35:05,554 --> 00:35:09,944
I was going to get
some Christmas presents
for the little guys...

688
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:13,332
probably going-away presents.

689
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,058
All right, Jack.

690
00:35:15,063 --> 00:35:16,333
I'll see what I can do.

691
00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:24,761
♪

692
00:35:24,757 --> 00:35:26,257
How's the writing going?

693
00:35:28,742 --> 00:35:31,852
You never told me
what you write about.

694
00:35:31,847 --> 00:35:34,967
They're just kinda
short stories, you know?

695
00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,640
All fiction?

696
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,047
Yeah, mostly.

697
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,805
Any good?
I don't know.

698
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,307
Uh, I guess not.

699
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,200
You're pretty smart,
they can't be that bad.

700
00:35:48,197 --> 00:35:49,777
(sighs)

701
00:35:49,782 --> 00:35:53,232
Maybe you should
treat your stories
like you treat the dogs--

702
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:55,865
With a little bit
of positive thinking,

703
00:35:55,871 --> 00:35:57,601
you could write something
really great.

704
00:35:57,606 --> 00:36:00,116
You think?
Yeah.

705
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,315
Isn't that right, Petunia?

706
00:36:14,555 --> 00:36:17,555
So, you know, I talked
with Jack yesterday.

707
00:36:17,559 --> 00:36:19,179
Yeah?

708
00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:20,428
How is he?

709
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,959
Well, you know, I think
the community service

710
00:36:21,963 --> 00:36:24,933
is really making him think

711
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,353
about things from
a different perspective.

712
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:31,572
I think that he's really
trying this time.

713
00:36:31,573 --> 00:36:32,773
Finally.

714
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,194
Well, I'll be.

715
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:35,863
You know, maybe
all your meetings with him

716
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,481
over the years
are finally starting to stick.

717
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,980
Mm, I can't tell.

718
00:36:40,982 --> 00:36:45,152
But you know,
that kid sure does remind me

719
00:36:45,153 --> 00:36:47,343
of why I got into this business
in the first place.

720
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,659
Did you tell him
about your retirement plans

721
00:36:49,658 --> 00:36:51,208
after the holidays yet?

722
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,761
No.

723
00:36:54,763 --> 00:36:57,803
I've been trying to figure out
a way to tell him.

724
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,299
Hasn't come to me yet, though.

725
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:05,312
Well, honey...
there's no easy way,

726
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:08,677
just the right way
and the right time.

727
00:37:08,677 --> 00:37:10,137
And that time is now.

728
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:13,853
What would I do
without you?

729
00:37:13,848 --> 00:37:19,068
(both laugh)

730
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:35,703
Whoo! Oh, yeah!

731
00:37:35,704 --> 00:37:37,204
All right, guys,
let's get out of here.

732
00:37:37,205 --> 00:37:40,535
♪ And when your jaw
drops to the floor ♪

733
00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,042
(sighs)

734
00:37:42,044 --> 00:37:43,994
So I heard you guys
were having some people over

735
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:46,505
to see if they might want
to adopt you this week?

736
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:50,125
Sounds like you might
have a new mommy and daddy
before Christmas.

737
00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:51,765
If they adopt us,
does that mean

738
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,970
we won't ever see
our real mom ever again?

739
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,772
Well, maybe,
but these new parents

740
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,694
will be your new mommy
and daddy.

741
00:37:57,693 --> 00:38:00,213
But I still love
my mommy.

742
00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:02,532
I know,
I love my mom too.

743
00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:07,951
Our moms are nice,
but they're just not good
at being moms full-time.

744
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,703
Like Trevor's not good
at his math?

745
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:12,206
(both laugh)

746
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,317
Hey, I'm getting better,
right, Jack?

747
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:18,406
Yep, you are,
and we're gonna work at it
until you get great.

748
00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:20,083
Will the new parents be nice
to me and Tony?

749
00:38:20,082 --> 00:38:22,082
I'm sure they will.
Cool.

750
00:38:22,084 --> 00:38:26,174
I also heard
that they're looking
for good, little boys,

751
00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:28,711
so you just have to show them
how good you are.

752
00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,387
Like with Santa?

753
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,232
Yes, exactly.

754
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,557
Now, do you guys remember
what I told you to say

755
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,103
to parents
that might adopt you?

756
00:38:36,098 --> 00:38:37,378
Yes.

757
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:40,402
My name is Trevor,
and I am a very good boy.

758
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,722
And this is Tony.

759
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,520
I won't say cute,
but he's smart.

760
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:44,742
(laughs)

761
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,890
Brilliant--
okay, your turn, Tony.

762
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:51,702
I'm Tony, and it's
a pleasure to meet me.

763
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,357
Even better
than I taught you,

764
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:56,565
but you might want to say
"you" next time, okay?

765
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,398
You guys might
just have parents
before Christmas.

766
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:02,874
♪

767
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,414
(dog barks)

768
00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,789
Jack Whitley.

769
00:39:05,794 --> 00:39:07,414
Long time, no see,
young man.

770
00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:11,212
This is sure unexpected,
but merry Christmas to you.

771
00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:12,416
Who's your little
friend there?

772
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,077
Oh, this is Clementine.

773
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,885
She yours?
For the time being at least.

774
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,518
So, um, what's up?

775
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,943
How is everything?

776
00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,391
Good-- not too bad,
I guess.

777
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,784
You staying out
of trouble these days?

778
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:26,260
At least trying to.

779
00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:28,874
How's your new foster family?

780
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:29,927
Eh, not too bad.

781
00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,534
How's Molly?
Molly?

782
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,966
Oh, she's great.

783
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,441
Enjoying junior high.

784
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,320
That's actually why I'm here
today, to be honest.

785
00:39:37,325 --> 00:39:38,285
Why's that?

786
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,243
Well, uh, I was
just remembering

787
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:43,246
back to when you were
fostering me

788
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:44,798
and how you'd
always get on my case,

789
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,000
but you were
really forgiving...

790
00:39:49,004 --> 00:39:51,344
you and Molly both.

791
00:39:51,339 --> 00:39:54,169
And I was just thinking
I treated you guys really bad,

792
00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:57,176
and I really just feel
awful about it.

793
00:39:57,179 --> 00:40:00,929
I thought maybe
I'd give you a thank-you gift

794
00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:04,302
for being a positive
influence on my life.

795
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,942
Okay.

796
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,817
Molly was always
so inspiring to me,

797
00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:11,474
and Clementine needs
some inspiration,

798
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,436
e specially right now
in her life.

799
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:18,419
You brought us
a three-legged dog?

800
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:21,867
Oh, yeah, I guess.

801
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:23,990
Kinda-- I mean, no offense.

802
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:26,168
I just thought--
Jack, look.

803
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,874
I'm sure Molly would love
to have a dog,

804
00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:30,486
but it's a huge commitment.

805
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,005
I don't know if we can
with her being in a wheelchair.

806
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,184
Come on, Mr. Banks.

807
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,672
You and I both know
that Molly

808
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:38,497
is one of the most
capable people that there is.

809
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:42,973
And honestly, I don't want
to beg you or anything,

810
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:46,944
but Clementine
needs a home right now.

811
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,305
Otherwise, she'll be
euthanized before Christmas.

812
00:40:52,015 --> 00:40:53,945
Well.

813
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,742
Truth is I haven't
had time to find Molly
a proper present anyway,

814
00:40:56,738 --> 00:41:02,188
So... perhaps you might have
just saved my behind as well.

815
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,633
Now, why don't you come inside
for some hot cocoa,

816
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,199
help me put up this tree,
and tell me what kind of forms

817
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,248
we need to fill out
for your friend here

818
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,630
before Molly gets back home?

819
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,754
Thanks, I really
appreciate it.

820
00:41:11,753 --> 00:41:13,003
Don't mention it.

821
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,004
It's just great
to see the kind of man

822
00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,415
you turned out
to be, Jack.

823
00:41:15,423 --> 00:41:17,773
I'm sure Molly'd
be thrilled to hear it too.

824
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:22,346
♪

825
00:41:42,616 --> 00:41:45,536
(phone rings)

826
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:54,035
Rose's Animal Shelter,
happy holidays.

827
00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:55,745
How can I help you?

828
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,927
Yeah, we got
a few grade-A adoptees left,

829
00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:01,283
but technically,
we're closed.

830
00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:05,886
Yeah, we could
drive over there tonight.

831
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:09,240
Yeah, it would be a special
holiday delivery.

832
00:42:09,244 --> 00:42:13,204
She's smart, wonderful
with kids, and super nice.

833
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,828
Yeah, I think she'd be
a great addition to your family.

834
00:42:19,587 --> 00:42:21,397
1450 Fairview.

835
00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:24,036
Be there in, like,
15 minutes sharp.

836
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,092
So spill,
which dog do they want?

837
00:42:26,094 --> 00:42:28,184
I think we found
Petunia a home.

838
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:36,939
Hello.
Hello.

839
00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,888
My name's Jack, and this is
my kennel comrade Ryan,

840
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,561
and this right here
is beautiful, old Petunia.

841
00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:45,431
She's here to spread Christmas
joy to your family.

842
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:46,900
Well, uh...

843
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,258
She's the sweetest dog ever.

844
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,566
She's housebroken, smart,
and great with kids.

845
00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:53,070
Plus, she does tricks.

846
00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,571
Petunia, sit.

847
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,612
Petunia, shake hands.

848
00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:03,003
Petunia, dance?

849
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,252
I'm sorry, I think
we're gonna have to pass.

850
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,792
It's just not the kind
of dog we're looking

851
00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:11,167
to surprise
our children with, okay?

852
00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:13,262
She's not an it,
she's a she.

853
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,788
And what kind of dog
are you looking to get?

854
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:17,843
I don't know,
maybe a puppy perhaps,

855
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:19,306
something fluffy,

856
00:43:19,314 --> 00:43:21,304
something that won't
scare them half to death

857
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:24,769
every time it looks back
at them, you know?

858
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,319
At least let me pay you
for your time.

859
00:43:26,321 --> 00:43:28,151
Take your money
and shove it--

860
00:43:28,156 --> 00:43:29,516
Jack!

861
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,024
Don't.

862
00:43:32,993 --> 00:43:35,413
Right back
into your pocket, sir.

863
00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:40,668
Come on, Petunia,
we're leaving.

864
00:44:01,689 --> 00:44:04,009
(Petunia squeals)
Hey, what's the point of that?

865
00:44:04,008 --> 00:44:05,188
I'm angry, okay?

866
00:44:05,193 --> 00:44:07,013
Well, look,
you scared Petunia.

867
00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:08,681
She's shaking, she loves you.

868
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,060
You shouldn't
do that to her.

869
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:11,855
Okay, I'm sorry, Tunie.

870
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,946
I didn't mean
to scare you.

871
00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:16,072
You forgive me?
I'm sure she already has.

872
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:18,401
Not like you even tried
apologizing to me.

873
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:23,077
So, um, what about
my date with Hillary?

874
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,738
Still working on that, or--
Sorry.

875
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:27,046
She's been super swamped
with that big Christmas play,

876
00:44:27,048 --> 00:44:28,548
and I've been
a little preoccupied

877
00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:32,370
trying to find homes
for all these dogs, remember?

878
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,090
Can't it wait till after
Christmas, Mr. Impatient?

879
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:38,980
As long as
I get to kiss her
on New Year's Eve night...

880
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:39,977
I suppose.

881
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,428
Spare me the details.

882
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,179
The thought of kissing you
makes me wanna ralph.

883
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,722
Why are you such
a hater, anyways?

884
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,267
Don't you date boys?

885
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:50,398
I'll date a boy when I find
a decent boy to date.

886
00:44:50,405 --> 00:44:53,105
I bet you're into those
hipster types, aren't you?

887
00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:55,858
No, just preferably
someone real

888
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,830
who's into
the same things as me.

889
00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:00,949
What? Like, Shakespeare?

890
00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:02,949
I don't just
like Shakespeare.

891
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:05,001
I'm into other stuff too--

892
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:08,543
J.K. Rowling, Sedaris,
Sybil, Stephen King.

893
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,870
I have all kinds
of tastes in books.

894
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,125
Wait, I like
Stephen King too.

895
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:17,079
Yeah? Better not tell
Hillary that.

896
00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:20,771
She thinks anyone
who reads his stuff
is prone to violence.

897
00:45:20,769 --> 00:45:24,269
(scoffs)
That's kinda silly.

898
00:45:24,272 --> 00:45:27,022
On the other hand,
you did see

899
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,915
what I did to that
trash can earlier, right?

900
00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:30,356
Yeah.

901
00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:45,581
(sneezes)

902
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:48,077
Thank you so much
for everything, Blair.

903
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,409
I-- I couldn't have kept
this place alive

904
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,575
as long as I have
without your help.

905
00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:55,924
Of course, Miss Rose,
we-- we did our best.

906
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,590
We sure tried, didn't we?

907
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,420
Yeah.
Oh.

908
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,255
(sneezes)

909
00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:06,508
Thank you, Blair.

910
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:07,814
(door opens)

911
00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:10,853
(door closes)

912
00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,942
So that's the lady
that owns the place,

913
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,797
the one you told me
was allergic to dogs?

914
00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:16,186
Yeah, that was Miss Rose.

915
00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:18,441
Poor lady, she's a mess.

916
00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:29,146
Oh, even with all the dogs
almost gone,

917
00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:31,323
I can still
barely breathe in here.

918
00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,172
Maybe this was
a bad idea.

919
00:46:33,174 --> 00:46:35,634
Just one more breed.

920
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:38,827
See? No allergens
with this breed.

921
00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,300
Totally hypoallergenic.

922
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:43,168
I didn't even know
we had a hairless here.

923
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:45,377
How precious is she?

924
00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,796
The only thing is,
Miss Rose,

925
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:49,505
she's got just about
as many allergies as you do.

926
00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:50,667
Do you think
you're gonna be able

927
00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:53,025
to keep up her allergy
shots regularly?

928
00:46:53,027 --> 00:46:57,057
Oh, I've got a deal
over with Dr. George,
the local vet?

929
00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:59,475
As much business
as we've brought him
through the years,

930
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:03,204
it shouldn't be
a problem at all.

931
00:47:03,204 --> 00:47:04,794
Little miss.

932
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,039
Sadie... her name is Sadie.

933
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:11,361
Sadie... I love it,
and her.

934
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,082
Thanks so much, guys.

935
00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:15,701
You've done so much
for these poor pups,

936
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:20,250
and I'm just never gonna be able
to thank you enough.

937
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:22,085
And I know
you're gonna find homes

938
00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:23,870
for all the rest of them
tomorrow night.

939
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,555
(sneezes)

940
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,310
(chuckles)

941
00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:17,944
Night, Jack.

942
00:48:17,946 --> 00:48:19,696
Night, Blair--
night, "Cryan."

943
00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:21,197
Night, Jackson.

944
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,244
Jackson.

945
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,920
Merry Christmas, son.

946
00:48:30,925 --> 00:48:33,785
Oh, it's good
to see you.

947
00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:36,545
Look how big you've gotten,
you're a man now.

948
00:48:36,548 --> 00:48:37,958
Hi, Mom.

949
00:48:37,966 --> 00:48:39,126
So what are you doing
in this neighborhood?

950
00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,923
Are they fostering you
around here now?

951
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,968
No, just grabbing
some last-minute supplies

952
00:48:42,971 --> 00:48:45,051
for this dog shelter event
I'm helping out with

953
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,766
over at the community center.

954
00:48:46,774 --> 00:48:48,984
Oh, look at you,
Mr. Do-Gooder.

955
00:48:50,611 --> 00:48:52,531
Working for
an animal shelter?

956
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:55,980
You're working on
some silly merit badge
or something?

957
00:48:55,984 --> 00:48:58,234
Real funny, Mom,
mock my progress.

958
00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:01,566
Great parenting.
I'm just kidding.

959
00:49:01,573 --> 00:49:04,793
Lighten up, goodness.

960
00:49:04,792 --> 00:49:07,792
Hey, I saw your dad
a couple of months ago.

961
00:49:07,795 --> 00:49:09,745
Where, jail?
How'd you know?

962
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:13,247
He's still a mess,
but I'm doing better.

963
00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:15,501
I've been sober
for three whole days now.

964
00:49:15,503 --> 00:49:16,673
What are you going to do

965
00:49:16,671 --> 00:49:19,671
with the malt liquor
in your bag then?

966
00:49:19,674 --> 00:49:21,964
I am celebrating.

967
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,389
Who are you, my AA rep?
Goodness.

968
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,675
(chuckles)

969
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,810
So how's your foster family
treating you?

970
00:49:28,816 --> 00:49:30,176
I don't know.

971
00:49:30,184 --> 00:49:32,494
They want me to move
with them to Arizona.

972
00:49:34,804 --> 00:49:36,274
You're thinking about it.

973
00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:42,079
But you know, you could always
move in with me.

974
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,200
Yeah, right.

975
00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:45,107
No, no, I'm serious.

976
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:48,704
Really?

977
00:49:48,703 --> 00:49:51,323
For sure.

978
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,512
Do you have any plans
for Christmas?

979
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:55,875
Well, you know,
I don't know.

980
00:49:55,877 --> 00:50:02,007
I've got this party thing,

981
00:50:02,016 --> 00:50:04,846
So the day
before Christmas Eve.

982
00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:09,517
I can do that.

983
00:50:09,524 --> 00:50:11,774
So, um, where do
you want to meet?

984
00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,226
Goodness, I don't know.

985
00:50:13,227 --> 00:50:16,897
Maybe we could meet
at that old diner
on Seventh?

986
00:50:16,897 --> 00:50:19,077
3:00 p.m.?
That sounds great.

987
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,501
Merry Christmas, son.

988
00:50:22,503 --> 00:50:34,103
♪

989
00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:35,378
(laughs)

990
00:50:39,553 --> 00:50:40,943
So you guys think
we'll find homes

991
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:43,138
for our last three friends
tonight at our big event?

992
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:45,141
I sure hope so
since we haven't had much luck

993
00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:48,263
with these three,
even with all the marketing.

994
00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:50,782
I'm fairly sure
with Hillary at the helm,

995
00:50:50,782 --> 00:50:53,432
with her elf girl costume,
some friends,

996
00:50:53,434 --> 00:50:56,494
we'll have no problem
finding homes for those pups.

997
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:59,157
Hey, I placed a few dogs
myself in recent days too.

998
00:50:59,157 --> 00:51:01,617
Ryan, dear,
two is not a few.

999
00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:03,706
Look up the definition.

1000
00:51:03,711 --> 00:51:06,281
Anyways, I guess
you did all right.

1001
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,300
Whoa, you called her Ryan
instead of "Cryan."

1002
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,300
Like a whole new side
of Jack we've never seen before.

1003
00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,622
I suppose I'm trying
to backpedal a bit,

1004
00:51:13,621 --> 00:51:17,011
maybe get off
the naughty list
before Christmas Eve.

1005
00:51:17,008 --> 00:51:19,928
Fat chance, you can't
backpedal that fast, buddy.

1006
00:51:19,927 --> 00:51:22,957
And anyway, I'll place
a few tonight.

1007
00:51:22,963 --> 00:51:24,653
Yeah? So why don't
we have a little bit

1008
00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:29,149
of an unfriendly wager
over who can place
the most dogs?

1009
00:51:29,153 --> 00:51:31,603
Fine, an unfriendly
wager it is.

1010
00:51:31,606 --> 00:51:35,486
♪

1011
00:51:37,944 --> 00:51:40,204
Hey, can you zip me up?

1012
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,668
Ooh, someone sure is trying
to look pretty tonight.

1013
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:43,977
Whatever for?

1014
00:51:43,984 --> 00:51:45,824
I just want to look
presentable trying

1015
00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:47,670
to find homes for all
the dogs tonight, you know?

1016
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:50,092
Mm-hmm, and will
Jack be there?

1017
00:51:50,091 --> 00:51:53,041
Yeah, but what does
that have to do with anything?

1018
00:51:53,044 --> 00:51:55,804
You're the one Jack
has a big fat crush on.

1019
00:51:55,797 --> 00:51:57,347
Yeah, but I haven't been
around much lately,

1020
00:51:57,348 --> 00:52:00,048
and I guess I just
thought maybe he'd wise up

1021
00:52:00,051 --> 00:52:02,381
to what a cool chick
my little sister is.

1022
00:52:02,386 --> 00:52:03,836
Whatever.

1023
00:52:03,838 --> 00:52:05,668
t?ack's a brat.

1024
00:52:05,673 --> 00:52:07,813
But he sure is a cute brat
whenever he's putting on

1025
00:52:07,809 --> 00:52:11,559
the charm to place
the pups into homes, huh?

1026
00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:14,862
Now, how about you let me
do your hair, hmm?

1027
00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:16,616
Fine.

1028
00:52:16,617 --> 00:52:18,847
♪

1029
00:52:18,853 --> 00:52:21,823
♪ I don't want
nothing melancholy ♪

1030
00:52:21,823 --> 00:52:24,023
♪ Just a little eggnog
and holly ♪

1031
00:52:24,024 --> 00:52:27,214
♪ On this holiday with you ♪

1032
00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:32,026
♪ So hurry up,
don't keep me waiting ♪

1033
00:52:32,032 --> 00:52:34,832
♪ I'm in the mood
for celebrating ♪

1034
00:52:34,836 --> 00:52:36,696
♪ Just want a holiday
for two ♪

1035
00:52:36,704 --> 00:52:38,924
Okay, that's great,
who's next?

1036
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,763
♪ As long as I'm with you ♪

1037
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:43,678
♪ I don't care
what we do ♪

1038
00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:50,175
♪ A cozy fire or snowflakes
under the moon ♪

1039
00:52:50,184 --> 00:52:52,904
♪ Grab some candy canes,
we'll go ice fishing ♪

1040
00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:56,024
♪ As long as we're together,
we can only win ♪

1041
00:52:56,023 --> 00:52:57,863
♪ When you're around
it's Christmas ♪

1042
00:52:57,859 --> 00:52:59,729
♪ The whole year through ♪

1043
00:52:59,727 --> 00:53:01,937
♪ Oh, I don't want nothing ♪

1044
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:04,496
(Jack)
Oh, Boomer loves to play fetch
and Frisbee as well.

1045
00:53:04,499 --> 00:53:05,779
Frisbee is kinda
like his game.

1046
00:53:05,783 --> 00:53:07,123
This dog's
really the dog for you

1047
00:53:07,118 --> 00:53:08,668
because honestly, like,
it can do anything

1048
00:53:08,669 --> 00:53:10,449
you want it to do.

1049
00:53:10,454 --> 00:53:12,924
(Ryan)
This is Bruno,
and he's the greatest
dog in the whole world

1050
00:53:12,924 --> 00:53:16,634
and would be a great
addition to your family.

1051
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,627
How old is he?

1052
00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:21,749
Hey, well,
this is the right place.

1053
00:53:21,749 --> 00:53:24,349
He's great with kids,
and he loves all people,

1054
00:53:24,352 --> 00:53:26,052
and he's super cuddly.

1055
00:53:30,690 --> 00:53:32,190
I love the coloring.

1056
00:53:33,727 --> 00:53:35,687
He's just the cutest thing,
isn't he?

1057
00:53:35,696 --> 00:53:38,756
(Ryan)
This is Petunia,
the absolute coolest
dog in the entire world,

1058
00:53:38,766 --> 00:53:40,816
so you have to have her
in your home.

1059
00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:42,648
She's amazing--
she's a little bit scraggly,

1060
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:45,123
but hey, we all get
a little scraggly sometimes.

1061
00:53:45,122 --> 00:53:46,992
It's just bedhead.
She loves cuddling,

1062
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:49,491
and so she'll just
snuggle all the time.

1063
00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:50,743
She's really good
at some things,

1064
00:53:50,745 --> 00:53:52,205
and other things,
she's all right at.

1065
00:53:52,213 --> 00:53:54,383
But you know what?
If you just have,
like, some calm,

1066
00:53:54,382 --> 00:53:56,782
and willpower,
and some determination...

1067
00:53:56,784 --> 00:53:59,394
♪ I'm in the mood
for celebrating ♪

1068
00:53:59,387 --> 00:54:01,917
♪ Just want a holiday ♪

1069
00:54:01,923 --> 00:54:04,393
So, guess you guys
will have to call it a draw.

1070
00:54:04,392 --> 00:54:07,842
You each placed pups,
and now Boomer and Bruno
have homes.

1071
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:12,095
Yeah, but I still
think we both lost,
and here's why.

1072
00:54:12,099 --> 00:54:13,769
Why is it
that we're the only ones

1073
00:54:13,768 --> 00:54:16,018
who see the beauty
in this wonderful dog?

1074
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,640
I think
we're blinded by love.

1075
00:54:17,638 --> 00:54:19,018
It happens.

1076
00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:20,863
Like your parents,
for example,

1077
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,858
still love Ryan over there,

1078
00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:25,440
and we all know how hard
it is to love her.

1079
00:54:25,446 --> 00:54:27,196
You know what?

1080
00:54:27,198 --> 00:54:30,978
Every time I think
you're starting
to be a decent guy,

1081
00:54:30,985 --> 00:54:32,785
you prove me wrong.

1082
00:54:32,787 --> 00:54:34,447
Okay, it was a joke.

1083
00:54:34,455 --> 00:54:36,415
Don't go crying about it.

1084
00:54:36,424 --> 00:54:38,874
No, it was mean.

1085
00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:40,986
You were mean,
and I'm over it.

1086
00:54:40,995 --> 00:54:44,155
Okay, I was kidding.

1087
00:54:44,164 --> 00:54:46,434
You shouldn't be
2so tough on her, Jack.

1088
00:54:49,102 --> 00:54:51,302
I di't think
she'd take it so personally.

1089
00:54:51,305 --> 00:54:53,135
(Blair)
Jack, she's a teenager.

1090
00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,560
She takes
everything personally.

1091
00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:58,339
Let's get Petunia back,
come on.

1092
00:54:58,345 --> 00:55:14,855
♪

1093
00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:50,762
(Ryan)
Hey, did you guys
see my notebook?

1094
00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:51,925
I can't find it anywhere.

1095
00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,772
No, sorry,
I haven't seen it.

1096
00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:55,318
Is Jack
not coming in today?

1097
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,349
No, he's working really hard
to find Petunia a home.

1098
00:55:57,355 --> 00:55:59,135
You know, he can be
really sweet sometimes.

1099
00:55:59,139 --> 00:56:01,359
I bet you he didn't mean
what he said last night, Ryan.

1100
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:03,859
Well, then, he shouldn't
have said it.

1101
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,411
Yeah, he can be a pain,
but, I mean,

1102
00:56:05,413 --> 00:56:07,863
he's gotten a lot better
since he's been here,

1103
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,855
even with you.

1104
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,476
I don't know.

1105
00:56:10,484 --> 00:56:12,844
I guess, but it still
doesn't excuse him

1106
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,287
for what a jerk
he was last night.

1107
00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,148
You know, I bet
he lashed out at you

1108
00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:17,816
because he saw how cute
you were looking.

1109
00:56:17,825 --> 00:56:20,675
I mean, I bet
it made him all nervous
to see how pretty you are.

1110
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:22,658
Yeah, guys totally lash out
on girls they like.

1111
00:56:22,663 --> 00:56:24,163
Men are so predictable.

1112
00:56:24,164 --> 00:56:27,184
Guys, there is no way
that Jack is into me, okay?

1113
00:56:27,184 --> 00:56:28,524
He made it very clear.

1114
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,839
Mm-hmm, just like
you've made it very clear

1115
00:56:30,838 --> 00:56:32,598
that you're not
into him, right?

1116
00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:34,016
Exactly.

1117
00:56:34,025 --> 00:56:36,025
So you're sure
you're not into him?

1118
00:56:36,027 --> 00:56:37,727
I'm sure.

1119
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,008
Fine-- well, then
you won't mind

1120
00:56:39,012 --> 00:56:41,532
if I go out
with him tonight.

1121
00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:42,682
Seriously?

1122
00:56:42,683 --> 00:56:45,073
Well, yeah, I mean,
if you're not into him.

1123
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:47,539
No-- uh, I mean,
that's perfect

1124
00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:50,238
because I told him
that I would get him
a date with you,

1125
00:56:50,241 --> 00:56:51,871
so yeah.

1126
00:56:51,876 --> 00:57:07,336
This is a really,
really good thing,
and I'll let him know.

1127
00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,931
Hillary told me you were
cleaning up all afternoon.

1128
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:11,637
This was supposed
to be my area.

1129
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:14,925
Somebody had to do it
since you weren't here.

1130
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:18,652
I guess you're still angry
about last night?

1131
00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:20,402
I'm sorry.

1132
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:23,444
What else do
you want me to say?

1133
00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:26,861
Look, your date with Hillary
is set for tonight.

1134
00:57:26,861 --> 00:57:28,191
8:30 at Magnolia's.

1135
00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:30,745
Really?
Yes, really.

1136
00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:32,558
There, are you happy now?

1137
00:57:32,566 --> 00:57:34,866
So now, we're even
and can just leave
each other alone.

1138
00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:36,789
Cool?

1139
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,617
Fine.

1140
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,122
Whatever you want.

1141
00:57:46,846 --> 00:57:48,456
Oh, and by the way,

1142
00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:51,016
you left this at
the community center last night.

1143
00:57:51,018 --> 00:58:05,978
♪

1144
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,323
Two eggnog shakes, please.

1145
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:09,148
Oh, no thanks,
not for me.

1146
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,773
Just a water
spritzer, please.

1147
00:58:10,771 --> 00:58:11,821
Thanks.

1148
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,102
You don't like eggnog shakes?

1149
00:58:13,106 --> 00:58:14,236
Your sister loves them.

1150
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:17,081
Oh, no, yuck,
far too fatty.

1151
00:58:21,113 --> 00:58:23,453
So this is nice.

1152
00:58:23,450 --> 00:58:24,750
It is.

1153
00:58:26,452 --> 00:58:28,172
And you look beautiful
as always.

1154
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,262
Well, thank you kindly, Jack.

1155
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,217
So very charming as usual.

1156
00:58:36,429 --> 00:58:38,299
I guess it's nice
we're not old enough to drink

1157
00:58:38,298 --> 00:58:41,228
since I can't really afford
any alcohol anyways.

1158
00:58:41,235 --> 00:58:42,895
It's all good, Jack.

1159
00:58:42,903 --> 00:58:45,023
I'm good to pay for tonight
if that's okay for you,

1160
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,242
my treat for all the help
you've been at the shelter.

1161
00:58:47,241 --> 00:58:48,491
But I don't want you to.

1162
00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:51,282
I suggested this place,
so I insist.

1163
00:58:52,979 --> 00:58:54,309
Thanks, Hillary.

1164
00:58:54,314 --> 00:58:56,284
That's really nice.

1165
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,762
So have you read
any good books lately?

1166
00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:08,588
Ugh, only these awful,
never-ending text books
I'm grossly tired of.

1167
00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:13,434
That's too bad.

1168
00:59:16,853 --> 00:59:21,563
So what do you think
about this older girl/
younger guy thing?

1169
00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:24,479
Personally, I don't
usually go for younger guys.

1170
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,308
I tend to think relationships
are much stronger when

1171
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:28,683
both people are about
the same age, you know?

1172
00:59:28,682 --> 00:59:32,572
Huh, guess I never really
thought of it that way.

1173
00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:35,240
Do you even know any girls
your own age, Jack?

1174
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,039
What about Ryan?

1175
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,791
You guys are about
the same age, right?

1176
00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:39,962
Yeah, but she doesn't count.

1177
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,490
Why not?

1178
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:43,325
Because she's just
not the kind of girl
I would date.

1179
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:51,200
Besides, she's annoying,
and she hates me.

1180
00:59:51,204 --> 00:59:52,594
Jack, when I can't
stand a guy,

1181
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,090
it's usually
'cause I like him.

1182
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:58,431
Wow, women really
are confusing.

1183
00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:00,259
And that's why
men love us.

1184
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:02,764
Cheers, Jack--
to a happy holiday.

1185
01:00:06,152 --> 01:00:07,442
Now, you two are ready

1186
01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:10,608
for the big visit
from your potential parents,

1187
01:00:10,608 --> 01:00:13,408
who should be here
any time now.

1188
01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:17,060
What does "potential"
mean, Jack?

1189
01:00:17,064 --> 01:00:18,954
It means maybe.

1190
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:22,079
So maybe, you'll have
a nice new mommy
and daddy by Christmas.

1191
01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:23,446
Aren't you excited?

1192
01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:26,204
Jack, how come
you never got adopted?

1193
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,208
Well, I guess
I was never as smart,

1194
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:33,301
nice, or as sweet
as you guys.

1195
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:34,547
But you're nice
and smart now,

1196
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:38,128
so maybe you'll
still get adopted.

1197
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,045
Maybe.

1198
01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:42,274
I don't know,
I'm a little old.

1199
01:00:42,273 --> 01:00:44,643
No one really wants
a kid my age.

1200
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:47,032
We do, Jack!

1201
01:00:47,027 --> 01:00:48,557
I know you boys do.

1202
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:49,952
But we'll feel bad
if we leave you though, Jack.

1203
01:00:49,947 --> 01:00:51,277
We don't want you
to be alone.

1204
01:00:51,282 --> 01:00:52,862
But you don't have
to worry about me

1205
01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:54,316
because you know what?

1206
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:56,868
I'm actually going to eat
with my mom today.

1207
01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:58,120
Really?

1208
01:00:58,122 --> 01:01:00,122
So maybe
she'll adopt you again.

1209
01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:03,334
I don't know, I've seen
a lot of miracles
happen this Christmas,

1210
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,407
so we'll see.

1211
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,609
Ready, guys?

1212
01:01:07,614 --> 01:01:11,584
Hello, I'm Tony, and it's
a pleasure to meet you.

1213
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:16,247
And I'm Trevor,
and I'm a very good boy.

1214
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,966
This is Tony-- I wouldn't
say cute, but he's smart.

1215
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:29,816
♪

1216
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:32,020
(Jack)
So where do
you want to meet?

1217
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:35,612
(Martha)
Maybe we could meet
at that old diner on Seventh.

1218
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,439
3:00 p.m.?
That sounds great.

1219
01:01:52,992 --> 01:01:55,882
(objects crashing)

1220
01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:03,854
Jack, what are you doing?

1221
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:05,504
Jack, please stop!

1222
01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:09,355
Whatever's upsetting you,
this isn't gonna help.

1223
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,390
Okay, I'm gonna call Art,
he'll know what to do.

1224
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,556
What is it?
Jack, what's wrong?
You're scaring me again.

1225
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,565
You don't know
what it's like!
What what's like?

1226
01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:20,367
My family, my life,
my non-family, everything!

1227
01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:27,858
Go away, you stupid,
ugly dog!

1228
01:02:27,861 --> 01:02:30,161
No one even likes you!

1229
01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:32,414
Petunia!

1230
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,046
Blair, grab her,
she's running out the door.

1231
01:02:34,051 --> 01:02:35,971
(horn honks,
tires screech)

1232
01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,642
What did you do?
I didn't see her.

1233
01:02:40,641 --> 01:02:42,191
I'm so sorry.
(Blair)
Jack, calm down.

1234
01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:44,232
Ryan, call the emergency vet.

1235
01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:45,838
I can't believe
I did this, is she--

1236
01:02:45,846 --> 01:02:47,846
Jack, her heart is beating,
and she's not bleeding,

1237
01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:50,528
but she was unconscious for
a bit, and that's not good.

1238
01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:51,854
Jack, maybe we shouldn't
move her.

1239
01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:54,322
She could have
spinal injuries.

1240
01:02:54,321 --> 01:02:55,871
Well, we gotta get
to the vet now.

1241
01:02:55,873 --> 01:02:57,873
I can't lose her.

1242
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,860
Well, I don't see
any broken bones.

1243
01:03:02,863 --> 01:03:05,163
My guess is
she has a concussion.

1244
01:03:05,165 --> 01:03:06,415
How long was
she knocked out?

1245
01:03:06,417 --> 01:03:08,527
A few seconds,
maybe a bit more.

1246
01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:11,135
No, it was--
it was more than that.

1247
01:03:11,138 --> 01:03:12,338
Probably 20 seconds.

1248
01:03:12,339 --> 01:03:14,639
Did she cry in pain
when she came to?

1249
01:03:14,641 --> 01:03:15,721
Not that we heard.

1250
01:03:15,726 --> 01:03:18,806
No, she did,
just a little bit, though.

1251
01:03:18,812 --> 01:03:20,012
But she's still tough.

1252
01:03:20,013 --> 01:03:22,213
Well, that's obvious.

1253
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:25,595
I'd like to keep her overnight
just for observations,

1254
01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:29,652
just in case there's
some internal bleeding
I didn't detect.

1255
01:03:29,656 --> 01:03:31,186
That's a good girl.

1256
01:03:31,191 --> 01:03:32,571
Just lay down.

1257
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,576
You're gonna have
to stay here tonight,

1258
01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:38,078
but we'll be back
first thing in the morning
to get you.

1259
01:03:38,081 --> 01:03:42,001
And I'm so, so sorry.

1260
01:03:42,002 --> 01:03:44,172
You're not ugly.

1261
01:03:44,171 --> 01:03:46,291
I was the one being ugly.

1262
01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:48,540
You're perfect.

1263
01:03:50,126 --> 01:03:53,296
Guys, look, I'm so--
Save it, Jack, okay?

1264
01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:55,077
I didn't want to stress out
Petunia back there,

1265
01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:58,221
but I have
nothing to say to you.

1266
01:03:58,218 --> 01:04:00,248
That kind of behavior
back at the shelter,

1267
01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:01,853
I-- I can't believe
you would do that.

1268
01:04:01,855 --> 01:04:03,385
That's unacceptable.

1269
01:04:03,390 --> 01:04:05,260
Ryan worked really hard
to clean up that back room,

1270
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:07,308
and you ruined it
with your stupid temper.

1271
01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:09,261
Blair, I didn't mean--
No.

1272
01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,562
We don't have time
for this.

1273
01:04:10,564 --> 01:04:13,204
We have to go back
and clean up all over again.

1274
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,570
Come on, Ryan, let's go.

1275
01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:17,952
(door opens)

1276
01:04:19,822 --> 01:04:20,962
(door closes)

1277
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,108
Hey, want me to give you
a ride home?

1278
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:23,989
Come on.

1279
01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:30,617
Jack, you've done
enough work today,

1280
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,617
and it's getting late anyway.

1281
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:35,249
Come on in here and get
something to eat, okay?

1282
01:04:42,762 --> 01:04:44,302
Okay, I'm paying you
for today--

1283
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:47,467
oh, 'cause if Art paid you,

1284
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,517
it would be a violation
of professional protocol.

1285
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,270
So you can thank me, okay?

1286
01:04:55,474 --> 01:04:58,864
I heard about what happened
with your mother today.

1287
01:04:58,862 --> 01:05:00,502
You okay?

1288
01:05:03,199 --> 01:05:05,199
Yeah.

1289
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:06,702
Yeah, I'm fine.

1290
01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:10,924
Should have known
she'd bail on me.

1291
01:05:10,924 --> 01:05:13,544
It's what she's always done.

1292
01:05:13,544 --> 01:05:15,714
Well, she's missing out
on the wonderful man

1293
01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:18,832
that I've watched you become
over these years,

1294
01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,472
and that's a shame.

1295
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:23,851
Thanks for that.

1296
01:05:26,222 --> 01:05:28,062
But I worry I'm becoming
just like her.

1297
01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:30,228
Mm.

1298
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:32,857
I know you won't
be like that, son.

1299
01:05:32,863 --> 01:05:36,513
So just take the good memories
that you have of her

1300
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:38,646
'cause someone has
greater plans for you.

1301
01:05:40,236 --> 01:05:41,846
I can feel it.

1302
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:45,655
♪

1303
01:05:45,659 --> 01:05:49,379
Jack, what is going on?

1304
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:52,909
I thought all the acting up
and all the destruction
was all over with.

1305
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,416
I guess not.

1306
01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:58,495
I'm sure I can't
go back there now.

1307
01:05:58,505 --> 01:06:01,885
Well, who says the shelter
won't take you back?

1308
01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:05,432
They worked so hard
to clean up that place...

1309
01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:07,179
and I just ruined it.

1310
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:10,900
Look, Jack, just go over there
and apologize to them.

1311
01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:12,431
No way.

1312
01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:14,186
You heard Blair.

1313
01:06:14,187 --> 01:06:15,817
It's over.

1314
01:06:15,822 --> 01:06:17,442
It's done.

1315
01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:21,391
Jack, it's not for you
to decide.

1316
01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,404
Go over there
and apologize to her.

1317
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,777
That's an official order.

1318
01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:26,702
Do you get it?

1319
01:06:33,839 --> 01:06:36,039
Blair... I'm so sorry.

1320
01:06:36,043 --> 01:06:39,583
From the very beginning,
I've just been a pain
to you guys,

1321
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:41,509
and you've always
been so good to me.

1322
01:06:41,515 --> 01:06:44,125
You really
scared us tonight.

1323
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:46,644
Promise me
no more outbursts.

1324
01:06:46,637 --> 01:06:49,347
If you need help,
we talk.

1325
01:06:49,356 --> 01:06:51,806
We don't demolish
things, got it?

1326
01:06:51,808 --> 01:06:54,108
Yeah.

1327
01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:55,811
You're not a pain, Jack,

1328
01:06:55,812 --> 01:06:57,762
at least not
most of the time.

1329
01:06:57,764 --> 01:07:00,434
It's been really great
having you here...

1330
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:03,793
when you're not,
you know, destroying things.

1331
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:07,657
And about
your birth parents--

1332
01:07:07,658 --> 01:07:09,908
you're not the one
who has the problem.

1333
01:07:09,910 --> 01:07:11,290
They do.

1334
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,664
I didn't grow up in
the most stable home either.

1335
01:07:13,664 --> 01:07:16,634
You know, I-- I wasn't
a foster kid,

1336
01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:18,003
but I probably
should have been.

1337
01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:22,585
My mom passed away
when I was a kid,

1338
01:07:22,589 --> 01:07:25,089
and that's how I met Art.

1339
01:07:25,092 --> 01:07:27,562
Art was your probation
officer too?

1340
01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:31,311
Yeah, you got it.

1341
01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:33,014
He, uh, helped me
get a job here,

1342
01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:35,466
and eventually,
I started running the place.

1343
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:37,818
I was able to channel
all of that bad energy

1344
01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:41,611
into helping
all the sweet animals here.

1345
01:07:41,608 --> 01:07:43,688
So, um, now
that the shelter's closing,

1346
01:07:43,694 --> 01:07:45,334
what are you gonna do?

1347
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,158
Well, I mean,
we had a good run.

1348
01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:48,614
We helped a lot
of dogs.

1349
01:07:48,615 --> 01:07:52,915
You know, doing good
is a great thing, Jack.

1350
01:07:52,919 --> 01:07:54,369
It's good for you.

1351
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:55,501
Remember that.

1352
01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:58,285
Yeah, I'm trying to.

1353
01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:00,091
Well, I mean, keep--
keep trying.

1354
01:08:00,093 --> 01:08:01,713
I mean, I keep trying.

1355
01:08:01,712 --> 01:08:06,162
You know, for someone
that had it really bad,

1356
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,046
you turned out pretty good.

1357
01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:09,431
Maybe there's
hope for me yet.

1358
01:08:09,436 --> 01:08:11,166
Mm-hmm, that's the spirit.

1359
01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:15,441
Now, grab a box
and help me clean up
the mess you made.

1360
01:08:17,476 --> 01:08:21,696
So, um...
where is Ryan anyways?

1361
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:24,028
Oh, I sent her home
to spend some time
with her family.

1362
01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:29,574
So, uh, she's still mad
at me, I guess?

1363
01:08:29,573 --> 01:08:31,663
Nah, I mean, if anything,

1364
01:08:31,658 --> 01:08:33,068
I think she's
really worried about you.

1365
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:39,128
She really cares
about you, Jack...

1366
01:08:39,132 --> 01:08:43,972
which is why it hurts her
when you say mean things.

1367
01:08:43,970 --> 01:08:48,640
All right, come on,
help me clean up.

1368
01:08:52,945 --> 01:08:54,675
Who are you?

1369
01:08:54,681 --> 01:08:58,231
I'm Ryan. I work at the animal
shelter with Jack. Is he here?

1370
01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:00,195
Are you the hot sister?

1371
01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:03,223
No.
I'm the not-hot sister.

1372
01:09:03,223 --> 01:09:04,913
The one who gets on
Jack's nerves.

1373
01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:09,878
Don't feel bad. I get on
Jack's nerves sometimes too.

1374
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,130
Uh, Jack,
a girl's here for you.

1375
01:09:12,132 --> 01:09:14,332
And she sure is pretty.

1376
01:09:22,558 --> 01:09:24,008
Cute kids.

1377
01:09:24,010 --> 01:09:28,510
Good kids too.
So why are you here?

1378
01:09:28,515 --> 01:09:30,815
I was going to stop by
your place earlier.

1379
01:09:30,817 --> 01:09:33,047
I just wanted to see if
you wanted to come with me

1380
01:09:33,052 --> 01:09:34,442
to pick Petunia up.

1381
01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:35,897
And why would you do that?

1382
01:09:35,906 --> 01:09:38,266
I mean, I totally demolished
the back of the shelter

1383
01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:40,185
you worked so hard to clean.

1384
01:09:40,193 --> 01:09:43,033
Yeah, well, I got a text
from Blair this morning

1385
01:09:43,029 --> 01:09:45,859
saying that you came
back in last night to
help clean it all up.

1386
01:09:45,866 --> 01:09:49,896
And with how angry I've
been at my mom in the past,

1387
01:09:49,903 --> 01:09:52,573
I can't even imagine
the emotions you go
through with yours, Jack.

1388
01:09:52,572 --> 01:09:56,122
Yeah, but that still doesn't
excuse the things I did.

1389
01:09:56,126 --> 01:09:58,926
I'm so sorry, Ryan.

1390
01:09:58,929 --> 01:10:02,629
So, why were you going to
stop by my place then?

1391
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:06,052
I mean, Hillary went to
see her dad, so she's gone.

1392
01:10:06,052 --> 01:10:10,442
I wasn't coming
to see Hillary.
No?

1393
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,390
No.

1394
01:10:13,393 --> 01:10:15,763
I was going to go over
to give you this.

1395
01:10:15,762 --> 01:10:17,702
Merry Christmas.

1396
01:10:17,697 --> 01:10:19,257
It's nothing much.

1397
01:10:19,265 --> 01:10:21,315
Christmas was
a little tight this year.

1398
01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:25,148
No, Jack, this is
really sweet. Thank you.

1399
01:10:25,155 --> 01:10:27,315
Don't mention it.

1400
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:31,164
But why did you get me
a gift? I mean...

1401
01:10:31,161 --> 01:10:34,161
Okay, it's just a silly
used book, Ryan..

1402
01:10:34,164 --> 01:10:35,964
No need to make a
big deal about it.

1403
01:10:35,966 --> 01:10:39,776
All right, fine. Should we
go get Petunia then?

1404
01:10:39,786 --> 01:10:42,246
You know, you don't give
yourself enough credit
as a writer.

1405
01:10:42,255 --> 01:10:44,505
Your stuff is
actually pretty good.

1406
01:10:44,507 --> 01:10:47,387
You went through my notebook
when you found it, didn't you?

1407
01:10:47,394 --> 01:10:50,094
Well, it fell open
with my hand--

1408
01:10:50,096 --> 01:10:51,676
What else was I
supposed to do?

1409
01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:53,481
Jack, I write those
stories for me.

1410
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:54,903
Not for anyone else to see.

1411
01:10:54,901 --> 01:10:57,191
You love other people's
writing, don't you?

1412
01:10:57,187 --> 01:10:59,637
Maybe you shouldn't be
so selfish with your own.

1413
01:10:59,639 --> 01:11:02,159
You want to talk to me
about being selfish?

1414
01:11:02,158 --> 01:11:13,028
Okay. I'm working on it.
Yeah. I know.

1415
01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:16,196
Well, this place
is officially closed.

1416
01:11:16,206 --> 01:11:18,916
So what do we do
with Petunia now?

1417
01:11:18,925 --> 01:11:21,035
I guess I'll take her to the
city shelter before they close

1418
01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:23,214
and hope for the best.

1419
01:11:23,213 --> 01:11:25,383
How long do you think
she'll last?

1420
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:28,352
Can we not talk
about that, please?

1421
01:11:28,351 --> 01:11:30,521
I hope at least
through Christmas.

1422
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,810
It's not really our decision
to decide anymore, is it?

1423
01:11:37,009 --> 01:11:39,559
All right.
I'm gonna go.

1424
01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:41,902
Do you guys want to
hug her before we leave?

1425
01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:13,058
I just-- I can't do it.

1426
01:12:13,063 --> 01:12:14,683
(yipping)
Hello.

1427
01:13:03,812 --> 01:13:19,082
You know, you're the first
real family I've ever had.

1428
01:13:26,919 --> 01:13:30,669
When we get in there,
we gotta be real quiet, okay?

1429
01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:47,315
Jack, is that you?
It's Christmas Eve.

1430
01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:49,613
You missed dinner
with the boys.

1431
01:14:01,286 --> 01:14:03,866
Jack, you're in
big trouble now.

1432
01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,993
You know you can't have
a dog here, right?

1433
01:14:05,992 --> 01:14:08,542
That's why we gotta be
super quiet about it.

1434
01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,995
Is he our Christmas present
from you, Jack?

1435
01:14:11,998 --> 01:14:15,178
No-- she has to spend
the night here tonight,

1436
01:14:15,185 --> 01:14:18,635
but then tomorrow,
she's gonna stay somewhere else.

1437
01:14:18,638 --> 01:14:22,338
But I already love her.
She's pretty.

1438
01:14:22,341 --> 01:14:24,311
In an ugly kind of way.

1439
01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:27,480
What's her name?
Petunia.

1440
01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:29,010
But I also like
to call her Tunie.

1441
01:14:29,015 --> 01:14:32,345
Hello, Tunie.
I'm Tony.

1442
01:14:32,351 --> 01:14:36,121
Be careful, because she just
got hit by a car yesterday.

1443
01:14:36,122 --> 01:14:37,492
She's a little fragile.

1444
01:14:37,490 --> 01:14:39,740
She isn't gonna die,
is she?

1445
01:14:39,742 --> 01:14:42,132
Of course not, Tony.
She's fine now.

1446
01:14:42,128 --> 01:14:43,628
Right, Jack?

1447
01:14:43,630 --> 01:14:46,100
Yep. But she
needs some rest.

1448
01:14:46,099 --> 01:14:48,899
And so do you guys. You've
got a big day tomorrow.

1449
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:53,502
Christmas and new parents?
Get to bed, okay?

1450
01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:22,619
Merry Christmas,
you guys.

1451
01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:23,949
Merry Christmas, Jack.

1452
01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:26,743
Merry Christmas,
Miss Petunia.

1453
01:15:26,739 --> 01:15:29,619
Merry Christmas, Jack.
Merry Christmas, Miss Tunie.

1454
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:37,046
And who is Petunia?
Uh-oh.

1455
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,933
It's the boys'
last day here,

1456
01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:41,846
and you just bring
a stray dog into our house

1457
01:15:41,855 --> 01:15:43,235
without our rmission?

1458
01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:45,909
She didn't have
anywhere else to go.

1459
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,239
And it's Christmas.

1460
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:51,403
Jack, you know the rules.
No pets.

1461
01:15:51,397 --> 01:15:53,297
Where else was I
supposed to take her?

1462
01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:57,569
To the pound perhaps? That's
where stray dogs should go.

1463
01:15:57,570 --> 01:16:00,510
And then they'd kill her
within a day or two,
if not sooner.

1464
01:16:00,507 --> 01:16:06,037
That dog is not our problem.
But she is my problem.

1465
01:16:06,045 --> 01:16:11,075
The dog can't stay here, okay,
Jack? Absolutely not.

1466
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:13,103
It has to go today.

1467
01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:17,272
She's not an it, Lou.
She's a she.

1468
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:21,233
And if she goes,
then so do I.

1469
01:16:21,227 --> 01:16:23,957
Don't be ridiculous,
Jack. It's Christmas.

1470
01:16:23,963 --> 01:16:28,533
Just find a place for
the dog and then come
on back home, okay?

1471
01:16:28,535 --> 01:16:30,985
I can't. I won't.

1472
01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:34,817
If this can't be her home,
it can't be mine either.

1473
01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:38,164
I have to provide
for her now.

1474
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,491
And when
the boys are gone,

1475
01:16:40,496 --> 01:16:43,076
she'll be the only
family I have left.

1476
01:16:43,082 --> 01:16:47,082
I know how stubborn you are,
Jack, but this is absurd.

1477
01:16:47,086 --> 01:16:51,756
You don't have to
worry about it, Lou.

1478
01:16:51,758 --> 01:16:54,558
You don't have to worry
about me anymore.

1479
01:17:03,735 --> 01:17:10,355
I'm gonna go, you guys.
And you're not in trouble.

1480
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:16,580
I just came by to
give you these presents
I want you to have.

1481
01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:18,583
Go on. Open them.

1482
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,210
Wow! Talkies!

1483
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,290
Yep-- Now that you guys

1484
01:17:29,295 --> 01:17:31,155
are each going to
have your own room,

1485
01:17:31,163 --> 01:17:33,503
you're gonna need a way
to talk back and forth,

1486
01:17:33,499 --> 01:17:35,499
you know, when
it's past your bedtime,

1487
01:17:35,501 --> 01:17:38,501
just so your new folks don't
catch you sneaking around.

1488
01:17:38,504 --> 01:17:39,804
Thanks, Jack.

1489
01:17:39,806 --> 01:17:41,636
Yeah, thanks, Jack.

1490
01:17:41,641 --> 01:17:43,021
And I want you to know

1491
01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:45,606
that I'm going to visit
as much as possible.

1492
01:17:45,612 --> 01:17:48,152
We love you, Jack.
Yeah, we love you, Jack.

1493
01:17:48,147 --> 01:17:51,147
I love you guys too.
Brothers forever?

1494
01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:06,880
It's a salad tongy thing.

1495
01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:09,253
I saw you broke
the last one you had.

1496
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,842
It's a sporty magazine.

1497
01:18:10,837 --> 01:18:13,587
I know you're into
that kind of stuff.

1498
01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:16,919
Jack. Please don't go.

1499
01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,886
It doesn't have to be
like this, Jack.

1500
01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:22,006
You guys are moving
in a couple weeks, right?

1501
01:18:22,015 --> 01:18:26,645
So I think it kind of does.

1502
01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:33,394
Anyways, I'll be back
to get my stuff later.

1503
01:18:33,392 --> 01:18:36,992
And Merry Christmas.
Take care.

1504
01:18:52,377 --> 01:18:56,007
I know I'm going to juvie.
And I'm okay with that.

1505
01:18:56,015 --> 01:18:58,465
I've been there.
I can survive.

1506
01:18:58,468 --> 01:19:03,268
Well, you would. But there's
something I need to tell you--

1507
01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:07,642
Wait, Art, please.
Just let me finish.

1508
01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:10,763
Anyway, I'll survive there.

1509
01:19:10,763 --> 01:19:13,983
Look, I need you
to take Tunie.

1510
01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:17,073
At least until I get
a place of my own.

1511
01:19:17,070 --> 01:19:18,940
Then I'll take her back.

1512
01:19:18,938 --> 01:19:23,658
If she goes to
the city shelter,

1513
01:19:23,659 --> 01:19:25,379
she won't survive.

1514
01:19:25,378 --> 01:19:28,578
I don't think
I can do that, Jack.

1515
01:19:28,581 --> 01:19:31,251
What I'm trying to say is,
I don't think

1516
01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:33,670
I can split you and that
ugly little dog apart.

1517
01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,469
You belong together.

1518
01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:40,141
So I'm asking you to come
home with me for Christmas.

1519
01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:43,483
Wait. But as my probation
officer, can you do that?

1520
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:45,759
Isn't that
a violation of protocol?

1521
01:19:45,765 --> 01:19:52,135
Well, as of yesterday,
I am officially retired.

1522
01:19:52,138 --> 01:19:54,108
So I'm just a friend now.

1523
01:19:54,107 --> 01:19:56,437
You retired?

1524
01:19:56,442 --> 01:20:03,152
Mm-hmm. I am a free man.
Just like you.

1525
01:20:03,149 --> 01:20:06,869
If I go home with you,
what's in it for me?

1526
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:10,319
Tina's pumpkin pie.

1527
01:20:10,322 --> 01:20:13,042
You drive
a hard bargain, Art.

1528
01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:17,382
But, uh, I think
I can suffer through it.

1529
01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:21,470
(Art)
Sweetheart, are you sure
you're okay with all this?

1530
01:20:21,467 --> 01:20:26,217
Well, he does eat a lot.
(laughing)

1531
01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:30,312
Oh, honey, I'm okay with it.
You know I like Jack.

1532
01:20:30,309 --> 01:20:32,229
And the dog
is very well-behaved.

1533
01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:35,848
But it'll only be
for just a little while.

1534
01:20:35,848 --> 01:20:39,018
He can stay as long as
he needs to. They both can.

1535
01:20:39,018 --> 01:20:42,318
Look, we've taken in
nieces, nephews,

1536
01:20:42,321 --> 01:20:44,991
and friends of all sorts
over the years now.

1537
01:20:44,991 --> 01:20:46,541
I think I can handle it.

1538
01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:49,542
Besides, with the kids gone,
we have all this space.

1539
01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:51,375
And I like it better
when it's not so quiet

1540
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,360
around the house anyway.

1541
01:20:53,365 --> 01:20:55,795
Well, with Jack around, I don't
think quiet will be an issue.

1542
01:20:55,802 --> 01:20:57,172
(laughter)

1543
01:20:57,170 --> 01:20:58,340
Don't I know it.

1544
01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:04,229
So, what's her name
again?
Petunia.

1545
01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:06,507
Oh.
Her name is Petunia.

1546
01:21:06,512 --> 01:21:09,762
Well, Miss Petunia,
welcome to the family.

1547
01:21:12,050 --> 01:21:15,090
So do you always
come here for Christmas?

1548
01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,097
Yep, been coming here
for years now.

1549
01:21:17,106 --> 01:21:18,736
Couldn't imagine being
anywhere else really.

1550
01:21:18,741 --> 01:21:21,281
And we couldn't think of having
Christmas without her.

1551
01:21:21,277 --> 01:21:23,407
Blair's like family
to us now.

1552
01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,582
Our kids think of her
as their little sister.

1553
01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:27,401
Where are your kids
anyway?

1554
01:21:27,399 --> 01:21:29,619
Oh, they're having Christmas
lunch with their own families.

1555
01:21:29,619 --> 01:21:31,449
Pretty soon
they'll come running in.

1556
01:21:31,454 --> 01:21:34,174
Like an army
of hungry hooligans.

1557
01:21:34,173 --> 01:21:35,463
(doorbell ringing)

1558
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,668
Ooh, Jack, would you
get that, please?

1559
01:21:36,676 --> 01:21:38,626
It could be them.

1560
01:21:48,186 --> 01:21:50,546
Surprise!
Merry Christmas!

1561
01:21:54,226 --> 01:21:56,306
Merry Christmas, Ryan.
Right back atcha, Jack.

1562
01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:58,282
And what's this?

1563
01:21:58,281 --> 01:21:59,731
Just a few of
my short stories.

1564
01:21:59,732 --> 01:22:01,872
All edited and cleaned up
for public viewing.

1565
01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:14,579
You have no idea how happy
I am to see you, girl!

1566
01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:24,336
You look so good.
Thank you, Jack. For her.

1567
01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:29,430
♪ Children outside
making angels in the snow ♪

1568
01:22:29,428 --> 01:22:34,098
♪ Smiling happy faces
although it's four below ♪

1569
01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:38,900
♪ Soon they will be fireside
warming up their toes ♪

1570
01:22:38,905 --> 01:22:43,565
♪ Sipping on hot chocolate
and toasting marshmallows ♪

1571
01:22:43,576 --> 01:22:48,976
♪ There's love in the air
all the family is near ♪

1572
01:22:48,981 --> 01:22:53,371
♪ Christmas is
my favorite time of year ♪

1573
01:22:53,369 --> 01:22:56,199
♪ It's Christmas
Christmas ♪

1574
01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:58,205
♪ Christmastime is here ♪

1575
01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:00,987
♪ It's Christmas
Christmas ♪

1576
01:23:00,993 --> 01:23:03,213
♪ My favorite time of year ♪

1577
01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:05,512
♪ With joy to the world ♪

1578
01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:08,224
♪ With gifts for
all the boys and girls ♪

1579
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:10,827
♪ It's Christmas
Christmas Christmas ♪

1580
01:23:10,836 --> 01:23:16,186
Hey, Mom, so what's up
with the white boy
and that ugly dog?

1581
01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:19,232
Dad says they're
staying for a while?

1582
01:23:19,228 --> 01:23:21,398
Well, you know
how your dad is.

1583
01:23:21,397 --> 01:23:23,027
♪ Wrapping up the presents
we put under the tree ♪

1584
01:23:23,032 --> 01:23:27,952
♪ Hiding all the others
you want no one to see ♪

1585
01:23:27,954 --> 01:23:32,824
♪ Counting down the hours
till Santa and his sleigh ♪

1586
01:23:32,825 --> 01:23:37,355
♪ Anxiously awaiting
a joyous Christmas day ♪

1587
01:23:37,363 --> 01:23:39,703
♪ There's love in the air ♪

1588
01:23:39,698 --> 01:23:42,718
♪ All the family is near ♪

1589
01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:47,338
♪ Christmas is my
favorite time of year ♪

1590
01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:50,170
♪ It's Christmas
Christmas ♪

1591
01:23:50,176 --> 01:23:51,726
♪ Christmastime is here ♪

1592
01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:54,707
♪ It's Christmas
Christmas ♪

1593
01:23:54,713 --> 01:23:57,103
♪ My favorite time of year ♪

1594
01:23:57,099 --> 01:23:59,329
♪ With joy to the world ♪