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By the power invested in me by the intergalactic council

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I hereby pronouncing a
destruction order on the planet Earth.

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– The usual test.
– One earthling

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- will be pick up random.
- to prove he can use absolute power for good…

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But if he uses it for evil,
the Earth will be eliminated.

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Sadegh.Db

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Suppose there was one thing you could do
that would change your life for the better.

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Oh, that’s easy, I would be
able to see Catherine from downstairs.

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I can make things happen.
Clothes, get dressed on me.

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All I have to do is wave my hand.

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– Denis, be able to speak.
– Biscuits!

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– What?
– Biscuits! Please, please, please!

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Nothing else matters! Come to think of it,
I wouldn’t mind shagging your leg right now.

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I could solve every problem in the world.

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– Have you thought this thing through?
– Dog mess, clean yourself up.

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It’s clear he has no idea of doing any good whatsoever.

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Let me have a really great body.

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And a really big…

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Not that big! Obviously!

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I was being selfish.
I could have made people happy!

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Let everyone who died be alive again!

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Not everyone who’s died ever!
Are you crazy?!

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Me be president of the United States.

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Oh, my God! Help!

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Here are the briefing papers
for Syria, the deficit, Israel and the Middle East,

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- The bell! The bell!
- Just pretend to be a dumb animal again.

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I love you, Neil.

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– Shut up, Dennis!
– Shag her, Neil!

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Give me the body of a great man.

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What the…