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RIDDLER:
Riddle me this: When is a door not a door?
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It feels like drowning, doesn't it?
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When the answer is at the edge of your cortex,
but you can't seem to grasp it.
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WALLER:
You're trying my patience.
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RIDDLER:
The answer?
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When it's ajar.
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Here's an easy one.
What runs around a city but never moves?
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No? A wall.
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WALLER:
What do you want, Nigma?
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I'm in charge, so I'll ask the questions.
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Try to Keep up, Won't you?
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Riddle me this: What belongs to you
but others use it more than you do?
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WALLER".
Your name.
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Huh?
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- You've heard that one.
- No.
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I have Google like the rest of the world.
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Why do you talk to me like this, Waller?
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Simple. I needed to keep you babbling
long enough to pinpoint your position.
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My-- What?
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MAN 1:
Hands in the air where we can see them.
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WALLER:
Take him out.
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Make it hurt.
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[RIDDLER GRUNTS]
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Riddle me this: Why didn't I quit
when I was ahead?
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[WHIRRING]
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What is it? Report.
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BATMAN:
The Riddler is mine.
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MAN 1:
Switch to night vision.
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Secure the perimeter.
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MAN 2:
Holy crap, it's Batman.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[ALL GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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[SHOUTS]
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[GROANING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Unh.
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[PANTING]
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[GROANING]
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[SHOUTS]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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I know you helped him, Nigma.
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Tell me where it is.
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[BUZZES]
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I'm invoking priority level ultraviolet.
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Assemble Task Force X.
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We have another suicide mission.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[MAN 1 RETCH ES]
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[BLADE SWOOSHES]
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[MAN GRUNTS]
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[NEEDLE PLUNGES]
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[ALL GROANING]
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Ugh.
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Strewth, I got the hangover,
but I don't recall the party.
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Aah, crap, not this again.
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[THUD$]
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You too?
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It's like a bloody recurring nightmare.
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Looks like we got rookies.
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[ALL GROANING]
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Who are you people?
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And why am I in uniform?
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KING SHARK:
No bars, no chains.
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Time for meat.
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[SHOUTS]
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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You try it, fish-fingers, and I'll show you
the meaning of cold-blooded.
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KING SHARK:
You're feisty.
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Everybody, shut up.
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I've been here before.
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[SCREAMING]
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Ah!
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I am leaving.
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WALLER:
Stop.
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Sit down.
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I'm Amanda Waller.
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I'm here to indoctrinate you convicts
into our special forces.
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FROST:
Pass.
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I killed to keep degenerates off the streets.
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I won't work alongside them.
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Fresh air and time off my sentence?
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Feel free to keep calling me up, love.
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Task Force X is an off-the-books
government strike team...
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...made up of convicts
with no hope for release...
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...serving as expendable agents
for impossible missions.
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Succeed and I'll shave time off
your sentences.
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If we don't?
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You'll be dead.
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Any other stupid questions?
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Yeah, what's in my neck? A tracker?
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Yes. And a powerful nanotech explosive.
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Run away, get yourself captured,
disobey an order...
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...hell, give me a right answer too slowly,
and I'll blow your head clean off.
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KGBEAST:
You lie.
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You would not take all of this trouble
just to kill us.
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WALLER:
Try me.
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[ALARM BEEPING]
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[PANTING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Anyone else?
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I didn't think so.
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DEADSHOT: What's so dangerous this time
that you had to send in the newbies?
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You're going to break into Arkham Asylum.
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- That's insane.
BOOMERANG: Don't want much?
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- Screw that.
KING SHARK: I don't do freaky-deakies.
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Yahtzee!
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How do we start?
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Oh. I like you, cowboy.
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You're loco and me likey your loco-motion.
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- Aah!
- What's the plan?
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A week ago, while in my employ,
a lowlife calling himself the Riddler...
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...managed to gain access
to my computer system.
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He downloaded a file
containing the identities and histories...
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...of every current, past and potential member
of the suicide squad.
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Including ours.
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That's right.
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He's threatening to release them all
on the Internet.
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You're going to get it back.
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Riddler's got one copy
and it's on a thumb drive in his cane...
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...which is currently locked away
in the Arkham property room.
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In the intensive treatment building,
right under the solitary confinement cells.
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Good times.
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So we get someone inside.
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Is it me? Can it be me? Dibs!
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She's a wild card.
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WALLER:
Harley Quinn has an encyclopedic knowledge...
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...of Arkham's layout and its logistics.
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She gonna be okay that close to the Joker?
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I'm fine. We're done.
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He's a jerk.
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Whatever.
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Well, I'm convinced.
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You'll be snuck into Gotham.
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You'll rendezvous with a power broker
who will set you up for the break-in.
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This is as off-the-grid as it gets,
so let's keep the body count to a minimum.
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Deadshot, rubber bullets only.
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What about The Bat?
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He has his hands full on another case.
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In fact, we work it right,
we might be able to take advantage of him.
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Waller.
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What, Lawton?
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Play fair and I'll shoot straight.
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Jerk me around and I'll kill you.
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Be a good convict, Lawton.
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Don't make me blow you up.
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I'm clear.
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Gas them.
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HARLEY:
What them?
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[DEADSHOT PANTING]
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Huh.
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[GRUNTING]
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I'm getting tired of this trick.
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HARLEY:
You and me both, cowboy.
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Maybe when we get into Gotham,
I can show you around.
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I know some tight places.
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DEADSHOT: Not interested.
- Hmph.
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BOOMERANG:
I told you, Harley.
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If you're giving it out,
heave a chunk my way, eh?
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Ah. You wish.
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Shake your boomer-Wang at the shark guy.
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- Do it, and I'll bite it off.
- Ha, ha.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Come on, Harl. For old time's sake?
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Are we gonna have a problem
this time around?
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I think we might, mate.
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BLACK SPIDER:
No.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I don't trust vermin.
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Honorless, rudderless, undisciplined.
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They'll never find your body.
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HARLEY:
Oh, ninjas are awesome.
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[GRUNTING]
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[ALARM WAILING]
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HARLEY:
You think that means we're there?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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KING SHARK:
I hate heights!
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[HARLEY LAUGHING]
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HARLEY:
Whoo!
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We're not gonna make it.
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Waller, please!
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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WALLER: Remember this feeling, convicts.
I hold your lives in my hands.
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You crazy bitch.
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Open the damn chutes.
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Do it. Now!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Unh. Aah!
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[SHOUTING]
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Good one.
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Good shark.
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Gross.
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Where's Harley?
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Don't worry, I fell on my head.
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DEADSHOT: Great. How do we get
to the rendezvous unseen?
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A few more miles.
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Keep moving then.
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[HARLEY GROANS]
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Aah! This is flipping bonkers.
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Sloshing through sewage so a guy dressed
like a bat won't spot us?
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You wanna head topside, slick, be my guest.
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No, we're practically there.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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DEADSHOT:
Cobblepot.
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MAN:
We're closed. Private party.
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DEADSHOT:
Yeah, we're the private party.
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[DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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This way. He's waiting on you.
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Your guests have arrived, Mr. Cobblepot.
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PENGUIN:
Right, right. Come in.
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Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge.
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I'm just finishing my supper.
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Pardon me, Mr. Cobblepot.
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Lawton? Oh, I never pegged Deadshot
for a team player.
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Oh, things are tough all over, sir.
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[LAUGHING]
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That's a good one. Ha, ha.
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This man is the best assassin I've ever seen.
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And I only work with the best.
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I aim to please, Mr. Cobblepot.
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I was told you can get us into Arkham?
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Icanindeed.
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I've made arrangements
to sneak you into the crazy farm.
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Follow them to--
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You.
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Clown!
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You're not still mad
about that truck, are you, Pengy?
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[sums COCKING]
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Wah-wah.
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It feels like you are.
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00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,772
You cost me money, funny girl.
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00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:07,193
Her and her looney boyfriend nicked my truck
of cigarettes and drove it into the river.
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00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,736
Just for a laugh.
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00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,740
Does it matter that Mr. J and I
aren't together anymore?
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Nobody steals from me and walks away.
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It's bad business, love.
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You're right, you should kill her.
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Hell, I'll kill her for you.
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Aw, come on.
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Except you know what else
is bad for business, sir?
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Double-crossing your clients.
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And I would hate for folks to say Mr. Cobblepot
takes your money and kills your operatives.
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Get her out of my sight, Lawton.
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There's your files.
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Memorize the contents.
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You can grab some shuteye
in the rooms above.
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You deploy tomorrow night
under the cover of darkness...
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...and then I never want
to see any of you on my turf again.
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Now get the hell out of here.
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Ever the charmer, ain't you?
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00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,170
Bite me, Boomer.
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[WHIRRING]
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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Ah. Oi, Lawton.
259
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,843
Nice shave, mate.
260
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,679
We got off on the wrong foot
at the start of this mission.
261
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,348
Hoist a pint with us.
262
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,725
Can't. It's a school night.
263
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:03,976
Ehh, suit yourself.
264
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,062
How about a friendly game of darts, then?
265
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,404
[ALL CHEERING]
266
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,365
[ALL LAUGHING]
267
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,165
[MEN GASP]
268
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,625
Lucky shot.
269
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,503
Right. Let's see you do it.
270
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,505
Yeah! Come on!
271
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,468
Sorry, mate.
272
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,595
Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
273
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,435
BOOMERANG:
Oh!
274
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,773
Let's call it even, mate.
275
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,780
[COMM BEEPING]
276
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,616
WALLER [OVER COMM]:
Louise? It's Amanda.
277
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,160
I have a special assignment for you.
278
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,497
Something I'd rather keep
between the two of us.
279
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,124
I'm listening.
280
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,223
Welcome back.
281
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,308
- Did you miss me?
- What do you want'?
282
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:33,482
I got an itch I thought you could
help me scratch, cowboy.
283
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,776
Wow!
284
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,487
Oh. Good start.
285
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,324
Ah, what the hell.
286
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,579
[HARLEY CHUCKLES]
287
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,165
[DEADSHOT GRUNTS
THEN THUDDING AND CRASHING]
288
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,630
HARLEY:
Yahtzee!
289
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,473
Here's my stop.
290
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,100
Wish me luck, cowboy.
291
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,151
[GRUNTING]
292
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:21,781
[HARLEY GRUNTS]
293
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,201
There's gotta be one here somewhere.
294
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:26,994
[HARLEY GRUNTING]
295
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,622
BATMAN:
You know where he put it, don't you?
296
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,207
Uh-oh.
297
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,750
Where is it, Harley?
298
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,046
No idea what you're talking about.
299
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,881
[HARLEY GRUNTING]
300
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,967
Answers.
301
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,344
- Now.
- Ugh!
302
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,222
Back off, Bats.
303
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,815
[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
304
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,572
Where is it?
305
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,200
What's he talking about?
306
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,578
Who knows what these wankers
get worked up about.
307
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,915
I don't know. I swear.
308
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,584
I'm not firing blind against The Bat.
309
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,087
Waller, what the devil's going on?
310
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,421
[BEEPING]
311
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,800
You don't get to call me up
and demand answers, Deadshot.
312
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,760
What are they talking about?
313
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,639
Joker stole a dirty bomb
and hid it somewhere in Gotham.
314
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:33,769
Apparently it's large enough that the
radiation would kill half the population.
315
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,605
Batman's torn the city apart trying to find it.
316
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,400
At one point he thought Riddler might know.
317
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,778
The Joker has a dirty bomb?
318
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,281
That gives me the chills.
319
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,618
Ice puns? Really?
320
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,454
Waller, this is crap.
321
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:57,042
I don't care, convict, do your job.
322
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:02,798
Honestly, B-man, I don't know where
Mr. J puts half of his stuff.
323
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,466
[SCANNER BEEPS]
324
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:09,054
I just wanted a Chatty Boo-Boo doll
before they went on sale tomorrow.
325
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,392
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]
326
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:18,814
Get her back to Arkham.
327
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,984
Will do, Batman.
328
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,653
Get in there, you nutty broad.
329
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,491
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]
330
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,167
[THUNDER CRASHING]
331
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,599
[WHIMPERING]
332
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,948
[SECURITY DOOR BUZZES]
333
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,617
[GRUNTS]
334
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,083
Mwah.
335
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,085
[GASPS]
336
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,962
[SECURITY DOOR BUZZES]
337
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,050
[HARLEY GRUNTS]
338
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,135
[GUARD CHOMPING]
339
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,389
I'm in the middle of lunch,
now I gotta process this dizzy dame?
340
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,140
[THUD$]
341
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,685
Crazy, huh?
342
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,563
Why don't I just toss her in her old cell
and come back?
343
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:47,319
Yeah, right. I got, like, half a dozen new forms
to fill out before you can even come in.
344
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,613
[KEYBOARD CLACKS]
345
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,078
We've got 10 minutes to plant the device.
346
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,135
BOOMERANG:
Where should I dump her?
347
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,096
Put it through the x-ray machine.
348
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,060
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
349
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,772
[BEEPING]
350
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,400
Heh. Don't get much deader than that.
351
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,277
This one's cold as ice.
352
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:34,283
Hey, buddy, I got nothing in the system
about accepting a new body.
353
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,702
[GUN COCKS]
354
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,129
MAN 1:
Yeah. Ha, ha.
355
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,967
[GRUNTING]
356
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,802
[THUD$]
357
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,517
[BUZZING]
358
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,644
[CLANGING THEN DEADSHOT GROANS]
359
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,522
It says, uh, "Not found."
360
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,817
I came from inside. Run it again.
361
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,237
No, something's wrong.
362
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,740
I'm gonna have to get security.
363
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,413
The junction box is up ahead
so move your ass.
364
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,665
JOKER: Harley?
- Huh!
365
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,543
JOKER:
Is it really you?
366
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,921
Shit.
367
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,672
Don't screw this up.
368
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:35,094
Aren't you even going to say hello?
Heh, heh.
369
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,595
[GULPS]
370
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:41,183
Aw, guys, you gotta see this.
Jokerjust spotted Harley.
371
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,143
[CHUCKLING]
372
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:45,896
Keep walking.
373
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,523
HARLEY:
Tell him to shut up.
374
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:51,568
Aw, I can tell you're still sore.
375
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,196
At least the bruises cleared up nicely.
376
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,199
[CHUCKLING]
377
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,493
What's your hurry, Harl?
378
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,620
[JOKER LAUGHING]
379
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,288
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
380
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,040
[JOKER LAUGHING]
381
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,167
Damn it.
382
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,169
MAN 1 :
Let's move.
383
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,089
MAN 2:
Maybe She'll kill him.
384
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,258
HARLEY:
I hate you, you bastard!
385
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,510
I'll kill him!
386
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:20,472
I'll kill him myself for what he's done to me.
387
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,936
[HARLEY SCREAMS
THEN JOKER LAUGHS]
388
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:32,317
Women. Am I right, officer? Can't live with
them, can't kick them out of a moving car.
389
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,407
You know the rules, buddy.
I gotta phone it in.
390
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,242
She's dead.
391
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,743
[THUD$]
392
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,412
[FROST GRUNTS]
393
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,746
[FROST GROANS]
394
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,000
How much trouble could she be?
395
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:51,545
Nothing goes in or out of Arkham
without being OK'd.
396
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:57,426
But give me a sec,
I'll try to get ahold of the watch commander.
397
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,769
- Run it again.
- I've tried twice, sir.
398
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,314
I can't lose this job
because your system is down.
399
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:15,819
[BEEPING]
400
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,322
Come on, you amateurs.
401
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,365
[HARLEY SHOUTS
THEN DEADSHOT GROANS]
402
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,368
[HARLEY GRUNTING]
403
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,122
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry, hon. Bulletproof.
404
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:29,750
Even better.
405
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,501
Pudding.
406
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,714
[SHOUTING]
407
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,676
[GUN CLICKING]
408
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:44,348
Why, Harley, if I didn't know better,
I'd say you're trying to kill me.
409
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,308
We're finished, you and me.
410
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,644
I got someone new now.
411
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,896
Someone better.
412
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,356
[GRUNTS]
413
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,735
Oh, hell. This'll have to do.
414
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,237
[BEEPING]
415
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,156
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
416
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,659
Never mind. Just came through.
417
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,036
About time.
418
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,752
[BEEPING]
419
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,171
Sorry, it's an old system.
420
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:18,173
No problem.
421
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,889
Let's see what goodies we've got.
422
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:34,815
Oh, shit!
423
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,526
[WHIMPERING]
424
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,195
[MAN GROANING]
425
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:43,115
[CREAKING]
426
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,916
How--? Oh!
427
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,629
Aah! Me goolies.
428
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,716
- That's payback, you dumb-ass.
- Unh.
429
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,303
Walk it off, Captain Kangaroo.
430
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,555
[GRUNTING]
431
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,393
[CLANGING]
432
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,493
[BEEPING]
433
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,495
[WHIRRING]
434
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,260
Come on, we're out of time.
435
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,763
- New guy?
- That's right.
436
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,640
You're not jealous, are you?
437
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,018
That's him.
438
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,521
I know you.
439
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,440
We worked together once.
440
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,234
No, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Hmm...
441
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,612
Deadhead, hmm?
442
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,947
Buckshot? Ha, ha!
443
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,616
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
444
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,285
Hmph. Aah!
445
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,037
DEADSHOT:
I got her.
446
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,539
You can have her.
447
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,877
Bet you buy your shirts second-hand too.
Ha!
448
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,880
[BEEPING]
449
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,633
[WHIRRING]
450
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,309
[ALARM WAILING]
451
00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:37,145
Sir, we've got an explosion on Level E.
452
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,439
MAN 1:
He's still secure, sir.
453
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,108
Is that room service?
454
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,985
Tell them I never got my calzone.
455
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:47,906
Good. I need every available security
down in the kitchen, stat.
456
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,866
We're on yellow alert.
457
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:52,536
[ALL GRUNTING]
458
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,167
- You're late.
- Ran into her ex. Grab hold.
459
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,005
BLACK SPIDER:
Put your back into it.
460
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,801
[ALL GRUNTING]
461
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:11,346
Hey. Nobody's supposed to be down there.
462
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,932
DEADSHOT:
We just snuck down here for a little party.
463
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,767
[HARLEY GIGGLING]
464
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,019
What kind of party?
465
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,313
[HARLEY CONTINUES GIGGLING]
466
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,441
MAN:
Crap, you're Harley Quinn!
467
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,067
Don't move, you crazy bit--
468
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,862
[KING SHARK ROARS
THEN MAN SCREAMS]
469
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,545
[GRUNTS]
470
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,756
I hate Italian food.
471
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:50,469
[ELEVATOR BELL BEEPS]
472
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,117
MAN 1:
Has that kitchen fire been contained?
473
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,535
Yes, sir.
474
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,329
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
475
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:21,958
[SHOUTING]
476
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,251
[COMM BEEPING]
477
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,086
WALLER [OVER COMM]: Lawton.
- What?
478
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,298
WALLER:
GPS has you in the main security hub.
479
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:29,925
What's going on?
480
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,426
We own it, that's what.
481
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:32,594
Now we grab the cane.
482
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,387
WALLER".
Don't get too cocky, Lawton.
483
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:38,767
You're at the point of no return.
You best keep that in mind.
484
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,937
That gas explosion
put the whole bloody asylum on yellow alert.
485
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,272
If the security cameras make us, we're toast.
486
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,816
So shut down all the security cams.
487
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,444
That's a surefire way to alert The Bat.
488
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:52,822
What then?
Let him watch us run around like idiots?
489
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,742
KING SHARK:
Play yesterday's footage.
490
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,954
Aw. Shark Week had his first thought.
491
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,914
Shut it, Boomer. Say it again.
492
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,459
Play yesterday's footage at the same time.
493
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,002
I can do that.
494
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,963
And we can operate without eyes on us.
495
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,883
- You mean Batman's or Waller's?
- Both.
496
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,473
The intensive treatment building is there,
just across the yard.
497
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,766
Let's move.
498
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:22,185
Low profile.
499
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,896
Frost. Move your ass.
500
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,736
[THUNDER CRASHING]
501
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,080
Top priority are those towers.
502
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,832
BLACK SPIDER:
I can scale them.
503
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,292
No time.
504
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,003
[BEEPING]
505
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,098
You do two, I'll do two.
506
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:03,685
Fine. On my mark. Now.
507
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,688
[MAN 1 SCREAMS]
508
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,857
[MAN 2 SCREAMS]
509
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,944
- You missed.
- Wait for it.
510
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,450
Patrol, I need a sweep of the yard. Ugh!
511
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:25,415
Boom! In your face.
512
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:29,544
He got to his walkie. I'd score that a miss.
You two-bit C-lister.
513
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,421
That's it!
514
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,548
[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
515
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,302
U.S.A!
516
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,970
U.S.A!
517
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,140
Boys, we got company.
518
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:48,229
DEADSHOT: Shark, no.
- Finally, some action.
519
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:49,731
[ROARING]
520
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,235
So much for low profile.
521
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:55,987
[HARLEY LAUGHING]
522
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:09,250
Status report. I've got you in the exercise yard,
but you don't show up on the cameras.
523
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,839
Must be something wrong with the system.
524
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,926
Damn it. We're a little busy right now.
525
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,844
I'll call you back.
526
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,139
Don't yank me around, convict.
Get the cane. Get out.
527
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,441
[HARLEY GRUNTING]
528
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,861
Yahtzee.
529
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,031
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]
530
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,992
MAN 1:
Victor Zsasz, we got you surrounded.
531
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,704
WOMAN:
Please. Please don't hurt me.
532
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,206
MAN 1:
Let the girl go before it gets ugly.
533
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,542
ZSASZ:
The zombie's mine to liberate.
534
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,544
I have righteous work to do.
535
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:02,053
BATMAN:
I'm not in the mood tonight, Zsasz.
536
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:05,974
[GASPS]
537
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,475
[WOMAN SHOUTS]
538
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,103
[WOMAN PANTING]
539
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,986
You seem troubled tonight, sir.
540
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,988
It's Harley, Alfred.
541
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,490
She was acting odd.
542
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,325
Odder than usual, you mean?
543
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,162
Like she was happy to get caught.
544
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:30,415
Maybe she missed her, uh, pudding.
545
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,666
BATMAN:
Maybe.
546
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,753
More likely it's linked to the Joker's bomb.
547
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,630
Arkham had a yellow alert this evening.
548
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,675
Everything looks to be in place.
549
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,303
BATMAN:
Hmm.
550
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:46,389
That's Moshell. He doesn't work Fridays.
551
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:49,058
Neither does Ferrick.
That's the Thursday crew.
552
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,020
This isn't live.
They're broadcasting old footage.
553
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,105
Something's wrong at Arkham.
554
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,363
[WHIMPERING]
555
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,532
No, no.
556
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,368
DEADSHOT:
Enough, Shark! Put him down!
557
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,120
[MAN SCREAMS THEN GROANS]
558
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,791
Ouch!
559
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,127
Do I have your attention now?
560
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,881
Don't break cover in the middle of an operation
unless I say so.
561
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,800
[GRUNTS]
562
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,553
Don't ever do that to me.
563
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,389
Or what? You'll chew my head off?
564
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:32,227
Do it. I'm begging YOU-
565
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:36,314
You think any of you have a shot
of getting out alive without me?
566
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:42,195
That's what I thought.
567
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,280
We're just lucky this was contained.
568
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,741
Start following orders, all of you.
569
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:50,829
Why don't you just calm down, pudding?
570
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:54,749
Don't call me pudding!
571
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,093
Property room's here.
572
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,761
[BEEPING]
573
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,971
[KEYPAD BUZZES]
574
00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:10,348
- Locked.
- Not for long.
575
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,101
[ROARS]
576
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,020
[KING SHARK GRUNTING]
577
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,023
Now that's just pathetic.
578
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:24,279
The warden uses his birthday backwards
for practically all of his passwords.
579
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:25,488
[BEEPING]
580
00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:28,783
- How do you know that?
- I used to work here.
581
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,743
Didn't I mention that?
582
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,453
Come on. As what?
583
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,164
As a psychiatrist, silly.
584
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:39,878
And pal, anyone who throws boomerangs
has some real issues letting go.
585
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,966
El' voilé.
586
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:55,059
FROST:
Where do we even begin?
587
00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:58,563
Everyone take a section.
Just start looking.
588
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,653
Bloody hell.
589
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,823
[HARLEY GASPS]
590
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,409
[HARLEY CHUCKLES]
591
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:12,827
[GRUNTS]
592
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,996
My acid playing cards.
593
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,749
I knew I left them here.
594
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:23,212
Here's that Batman costume
Mr. J used for the train heist.
595
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,215
Aw.
596
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,427
I've been looking all over for this.
597
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,013
Here's where it went.
598
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,515
[HARLEY GIGGLES]
599
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,354
Bingo.
600
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,694
KING SHARK:
Firefly.
601
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:47,904
Killer Moth.
602
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:49,405
Maxie Zeus.
603
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:53,242
Never heard of any of these tools.
604
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,119
FROST:
Mr. Freeze's gun.
605
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,579
Score.
606
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,374
[GRUNTS]
607
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,000
Ugh.
608
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:06,839
[GRUNTS]
609
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:08,383
Thanks.
610
00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:09,801
[FROST GASPS]
611
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,553
[GRUNTING]
612
00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:17,058
It's Batman.
613
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,312
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
614
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,356
[GUN CLICKING]
615
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,818
[WHIRRING]
616
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:32,740
[GROANS]
617
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:49,173
[CRACKLING]
618
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:18,703
[HARLEY LAUGHING]
619
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:21,581
[SHOUTING]
620
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,708
[LAUGHING]
621
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,835
[GROANS]
622
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:43,352
[WHIRRING]
623
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,064
[GRUNTING]
624
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:57,366
[GRUNTS]
625
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:04,916
[GRUNTING]
626
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,055
[GROANING]
627
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,849
[GASPS]
628
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:24,894
[SHOUTS]
629
00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,354
[GRUNTING]
630
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:29,899
[ALL SHOUTING]
631
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,530
[GROANS]
632
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,032
[GROANS]
633
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,700
Huh?
634
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,669
No way.
635
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,967
BLACK SPIDER:
The spoils of war.
636
00:43:56,134 --> 00:44:00,388
Black Spiderjust kicked The Bat's ass?
637
00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:03,266
Mate, I'm a little choked up.
638
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,434
Got the thumb drive.
639
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:08,437
What?
640
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,732
What the hell?
641
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,777
We've been played.
642
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,239
HARLEY:
Where's Frosty?
643
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,908
Frost? Damn it.
644
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,743
Frost!
645
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,329
[RIDDLER HUMMING]
646
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,082
RIDDLER:
Easy.
647
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:29,709
[CHUCKLES]
648
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,586
[HUMMING CONTINUES]
649
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,255
I knew Waller would send someone.
650
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:38,259
I'm too clever for her to let me live.
651
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:41,262
Nothing gets past you, genius.
652
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,849
I'll make this fast.
653
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:50,771
Do you even know why
you're assassinating me?
654
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:54,901
The Wall says you screwed her
and to make an example out of you.
655
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:58,279
And that satiated your curiosity?
656
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:00,698
I don't ask questions.
657
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,283
I don't believe that.
658
00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,952
The human mind always has questions.
659
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,120
[GRUNTS]
660
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:11,542
My only question is why Waller didn't just blow
your head off with your nano bomb.
661
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:15,963
It's the same reason she needs me dead.
662
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:20,468
Because I know how to diffuse them.
663
00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:23,554
Wait, what?
664
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,598
How do you know she's with the Riddler?
665
00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:27,725
She was eyeballing him
at the monitor room.
666
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,480
So she's got herself a new guy.
667
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:34,815
After everything I've done for her.
668
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,817
Ooh, we'll see about that.
669
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:39,153
I'll make five more just like her.
670
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,823
I'll take her skin and put someone else in it.
671
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:46,953
Oh, that perfect creamy skin.
672
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,829
Pull yourself together, man!
673
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,957
She mocked you right to your face!
674
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:53,668
Even dared to call you...
675
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,672
...puddin9-
676
00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,132
Oh, that darling girl!
677
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:01,717
She might even deserve me.
678
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:08,391
[GRUNTS THEN LAUGHS]
679
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:13,521
Okay, babies, let's cook.
680
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,730
[CRACKLING]
681
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:20,945
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Ha-ha-ha.
682
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:26,158
Oh, Harley, I take back half the horrible things
I've done to you.
683
00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:29,578
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
684
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,502
They're gone!
685
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:39,046
Yeah, we can see that, Harley, but where?
686
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,381
It's Waller.
687
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,258
[COMM BEEPING]
688
00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:44,760
DEADSHOT: I'm here.
- What are you trying to pull, Deadshot?
689
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,055
- You're not checking in.
- We had a bout with The Bat.
690
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,641
But we're past it. I got your cane, Waller.
691
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,351
We're just looking for an exit.
692
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,103
So you're all together?
693
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,564
Of course. Why wouldn't we be?
694
00:46:56,731 --> 00:47:00,568
Then why has the Special Crimes unit been
called in to protect the medical center?
695
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,821
DEADSHQT:
Maybe Two-Face got a pair of hemorrhoids.
696
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:05,239
We're out of here.
697
00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:08,534
Please don't explode. Please don't explode.
Please don't explode.
698
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:12,038
Shut up. Where's that medical center?
699
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,040
We're still on yellow alert.
700
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,379
You hear something?
701
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,673
Let me check.
702
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,968
Hey, remember that time when Mad Hatter--
703
00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,762
[THUD$]
704
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,347
Smitty?
705
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,766
- Smitty?
- Boo.
706
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,476
Aah!
707
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:35,353
Smitty!
708
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,938
Put your hands in the air!
709
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,443
- Aah!
- And boom.
710
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:44,612
[SHOUTING]
711
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,864
[COUGHING]
712
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,617
[WHISTLING "JINGLE BELLS"]
713
00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,788
JOKER: I'm just going to slip into something
more comfortable.
714
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,916
So no peeking.
715
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,396
MAN 1:
This is the Special Crimes unit.
716
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,648
Surrender and return to your cells.
717
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,780
Light them up!
718
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,660
That worked well.
719
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:36,997
Then like the hanged man,
we are at the end of our rope.
720
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,834
Wow, I hate you. Unh!
721
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,169
[GRUNTING]
722
00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:50,678
You can thank us later, losers.
723
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,389
[SCREAMS]
724
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:59,103
- You all right?
- Somewhat.
725
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,771
Glad you made it.
726
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,940
This better be good.
727
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:06,110
He knows how to turn off the bombs.
728
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,195
Look familiar?
729
00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:09,864
[GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
730
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,950
I can do it, but you've got to get me
into the medical center.
731
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:16,537
We got maybe five minutes before Waller
figures out what's what.
732
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,377
We get to that room or we're dead.
733
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,045
Should've brought a tank.
734
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:26,464
We have one.
735
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,217
[GROANS]
736
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,887
[GROANING]
737
00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,807
No heights.
738
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:40,561
- You're joking.
- I said, no heights!
739
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:43,564
I'll guide you. Trust me.
740
00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:49,904
[WHIMPERS]
741
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,576
I'm crazy, but that's just nuts!
742
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:02,583
Step on it.
743
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,835
[ROARING]
744
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:07,755
Go to the right.
745
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,427
[MEN SCREAMING]
746
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,348
[MEN GASP]
747
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:22,436
[MEN WHIMPERING
AND KING SHARK ROARING]
748
00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:24,563
[MEN SCREAM]
749
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,274
[GROANS]
750
00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:31,153
D EADS H OT:
Let's move.
751
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,117
[GROANS]
752
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,287
Did we win?
753
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,124
[BATMAN PANTING]
754
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,171
[BATMAN GROAN S]
755
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:05,145
Let's see now. We'll need this on.
This for back-up.
756
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:07,982
Grab a chair.
757
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,155
Whee!
758
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,575
How do you diffuse this bomb, exactly?
759
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,537
It's the electroshock.
760
00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,497
It's the what now?
761
00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:27,001
I'm gonna run 1000 volts through your heads
and fry your bombs.
762
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:29,712
HARLEY:
Oh.
763
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:34,425
Good. Put the chairs in a circle here
around Old Sparky.
764
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:40,431
Oh, I love electroshock!
It's a shiatsu massage for your brain.
765
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,057
Lose those.
766
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,481
BLACK SPIDER:
I'll keep a lookout.
767
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:55,362
More cops. Choppers too.
768
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,159
This'll work?
769
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,953
Or give you a grand mal seizure.
770
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:13,547
I'm clamping you to the chairs
because you're going to wiggle.
771
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:16,884
I don't trust this fruit loop.
772
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,761
Hmm. A thousand volts, five bodies...
773
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:22,640
...multiply by five,
allowing for absorption, three-second pulses...
774
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,600
You know what you're doing, right?
775
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,021
[COMM BEEPING]
776
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,982
Damn it. Don't stop working. Yeah, Waller?
777
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,485
WALLER: I am getting reports
there's a break-in at Arkham.
778
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,945
- You're on red alert.
DEADSHOT: News to me.
779
00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:40,574
What part of "off the books"
do you not understand?
780
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:43,202
Are you in the medical center?
781
00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:44,745
We hit a snag.
782
00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,706
Batman again?
783
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:52,044
DEADSHOT:
Spider needed medical attention.
784
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,839
Spider? But he's--
785
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,759
No excuses, Lawton! You get that?
786
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,178
Mm-- Uh-huh.
787
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:05,933
No more crap! No more time!
No more shenanigans!
788
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,351
Uh-huh.
789
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,853
[WHIRRING]
790
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,272
[WHIRRING THEN ALL SCREAMING]
791
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:18,195
[LAUGHING]
792
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,531
[SHOUTS]
793
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:27,871
Those scumbags are trying to screw me.
794
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,873
[ALL SCREAMING]
795
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,303
[PANTING]
796
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,266
[GROANING]
797
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,646
[HUMMING]
798
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,693
[BATMAN CONTINUES PANTING]
799
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:03,657
I never need to do that again.
800
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:08,162
Are you kidding? I feel great!
801
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:11,081
Nobody screws the Wall!
802
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,667
[ALARM WAILING]
803
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:17,671
- Uh, guys?
- Do it again.
804
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:20,507
I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick?
805
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:23,135
[GRUNTING]
806
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:27,973
[ALL SHOUT]
807
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,440
[GRUNTING]
808
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:42,196
Best gun ever.
809
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:46,533
Why'd his head explode?
810
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:50,871
Because the bomb in his neck didn't diffuse,
you asshole.
811
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,539
So what's his excuse?
812
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,669
[CHUCKLING]
813
00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,379
Oh, that's rich.
814
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,883
[CHUCKLES]
815
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,802
Huh?
816
00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:06,887
[GASPS]
817
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:11,809
Denzel! What have they done to you?
818
00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:15,479
[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
819
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:18,690
Haven't you solved it yet?
820
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,903
The Black Spider is Batman.
821
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,407
[RIDDLER SCREAMS
THEN MACHINE WHIRS]
822
00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:30,118
[ALL SCREAMING]
823
00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,621
[ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING]
824
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,584
[HARLEY LAUGHING]
825
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,419
I know that sound.
826
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:42,589
Someone's flossing their brain.
827
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:44,967
[GRUNTS]
828
00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:54,351
- Unh.
- Talk! Why are you here?
829
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:57,271
Amanda Waller wanted the Riddler dead.
830
00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,773
Waller? What's she got--?
831
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,860
[GUNFIRE]
832
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,531
I'm here, bitches!
833
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,450
And I brought favors for everybody!
834
00:56:10,951 --> 00:56:12,286
[JOKER LAUGHING]
835
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,830
[ALL SCREAMING]
836
00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,460
[GRUNTING]
837
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,045
[LAUGHING]
838
00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:24,506
Whoop!
839
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,467
[GRUNTS]
840
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,303
[GRUNTS]
841
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,806
[SHOUTS]
842
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,563
[G ROANS THEN GASPS]
843
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:56,496
[GRUNTING]
844
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,002
Yahtzee!
845
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,342
[JOKER WHISTLING "JINGLE BELLS"]
846
00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:14,431
JOKER:
I think this was yours, Deadhead.
847
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,016
Finders, keepers.
848
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,522
Pudding! You're free.
849
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,358
[GRUNTS]
850
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,945
Don't you pudding me.
851
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:33,200
I go away and suddenly you've got
new friends. Even picked a new guy.
852
00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,327
HARLEY:
You got it all wrong, baby.
853
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:38,080
I was using them to help you escape.
854
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:41,583
Who else would I break into
Arkham for'?
855
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:44,169
Nobody, that's who.
856
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,839
It'll be just like old times.
857
00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,716
Oh.
858
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:54,388
[BOTH SIGHING]
859
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,891
[GIGGLES]
860
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,019
Hmm.
861
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:08,402
You. New guy.
I don't like people touching my stuff.
862
00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:20,080
- Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
- I am not.
863
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:23,625
You are. You're gonna pull the trigger,
and when nothing happens...
864
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:27,504
...I'm gonna punch you in the throat
and bash your brains out.
865
00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:29,423
Three.
866
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,427
Two.
867
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,931
- One.
- Hold on.
868
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,601
Stop counting for a second.
I know there are bullets.
869
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,771
See?
870
00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,648
[GRUNTING]
871
00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:51,737
[JOKER LAUGHING
THEN HARLEY SCREAMS]
872
00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:58,869
Mate, you just out-crazied the Joker.
873
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:04,291
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER RADIO]
874
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,294
FROST:
This place is crawling with cops.
875
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:10,881
- I'm gonna kill Waller.
- Can we get out of here first?
876
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,302
[HARLEY SHOUTING]
877
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:17,763
[HARLEY GRUNTS]
878
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:24,311
JOKER:
Mallet.
879
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,440
It's right here, Mr. J.
880
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:30,233
I was keeping it safe for you the whole--
881
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,443
[JOKER CHUCKLING]
882
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:32,736
[HARLEY SHOUTS]
883
00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,364
[LAUGHING]
884
00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:42,954
It's time for a very big bang.
885
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,879
[PANTING]
886
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:52,506
Why the hell are we running?
887
00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:53,965
We're sitting ducks here.
888
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,094
And whose fault is that,
do you suppose, leader?
889
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,971
I've been carrying this team all night,
you douche bag.
890
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,515
- Uh, fellas?
BOOMERANG: Really?
891
01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:03,892
- Is that what you'd call it, eh?
FROST: Guys.
892
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:06,186
- Guys, listen.
- That's what I'd call it...
893
01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:09,356
-...you one-gimmick hack.
- Great, let's split up.
894
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,734
- I'm better off on my own.
- Guys. Batman's here.
895
01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,988
Joker. Where did he go?
896
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,366
Don't owe you squat, Bats.
897
01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:22,035
[BOOMERANG GRUNTS]
898
01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:28,041
Lawton'? We can settle our business later.
899
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,252
Now, where's the Joker?
900
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:35,006
He and Harley took their mallet
and disappeared.
901
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,759
That's where he's hidden the bomb.
902
01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:41,388
Sibilance, testing. Sibilance.
903
01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:44,224
I know you can see me, Bats.
904
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:48,019
Hope you brought protection
because I'm about to give Gotham...
905
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:50,438
...a terminal case of tainted love...
906
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,274
...and it's really gonna burn.
907
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,483
[LAUGHS]
908
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:56,069
And just in case you were thinking
of stopping me...
909
01:00:56,236 --> 01:01:00,574
...I figured I'd invite some friends
to my big blow-out.
910
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,492
[SECURITY DOOR BUZZES]
911
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,369
[INMATES SHOUTING]
912
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,669
[GRUNTING]
913
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,424
[JOKER LAUGHING]
914
01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:18,758
[ROARING]
915
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:29,436
Stop.
916
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:30,729
Please?
917
01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:34,191
[SCREAMING]
918
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:38,278
I need to find Joker and stop that bomb.
919
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,946
[INMATES CONTINUE SHOUTING]
920
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,240
Good luck with that, mate.
921
01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:46,119
Gotta get out of here.
922
01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:49,831
Yeah, but what'll get us far enough
to escape that blast?
923
01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,052
Well, isn't that convenient?
924
01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:04,804
[GRUNTING]
925
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,806
[BOTH GROAN]
926
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:10,560
[BOOMERANG PANTING]
927
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,904
[ALL SHOUTING]
928
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,874
[GRUNTING]
929
01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,334
[ROARING]
930
01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:38,213
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
931
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,966
Out of my way, loser.
932
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,013
[GUNFIRE]
933
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,017
[ALL SCREAMING]
934
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,565
Mm.
935
01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,735
Mm.
936
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,696
[POLICE GRUNTING]
937
01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:08,243
[ALL GRUNTING]
938
01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,039
[GROANS]
939
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,796
[ENGINE STARTS THEN SIRENS WAILING]
940
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,381
[ROARING]
941
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:23,383
[FROST SCREAMING]
942
01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,889
[GRUNTS]
943
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,812
BOOMERANG:
Oh, no, you don't, Lawton. That's my ride.
944
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:39,941
Aah!
945
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,074
[BEEPING]
946
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,370
[GRUNTING]
947
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:55,707
Only one of us is getting out of here
and it ain't you.
948
01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,253
[BOOMERANG SCREAMING
THEN INMATES GROAN]
949
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:05,175
BOOMERANG:
I'll get you for this, Lawton!
950
01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:07,969
MAN 1:
Get those gates closed.
951
01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,763
[INMATES SHOUTING]
952
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,932
[ROARING]
953
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,559
[MEN SCREAMING]
954
01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,312
Where's our backup?
955
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:20,482
[GASPS]
956
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,115
[DETONATOR WHIRRING]
957
01:04:31,659 --> 01:04:32,786
[GRUNTING]
958
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:36,873
[ROARS]
959
01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:44,798
[ROARING]
960
01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:52,722
Now that's what I call backup.
961
01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:06,694
[ALL SCREAMING]
962
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,367
[SCANNER BEEPING]
963
01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:24,754
[SCREECHING]
964
01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:27,841
We've got it under control, Batman.
You can take--
965
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:31,052
And I'm talking to myself.
966
01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,554
Again.
967
01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:44,023
JOKER:
Going my way, handsome?
968
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:47,277
Cute kid.
969
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:50,864
Hope she doesn't take
being an orphan too hard.
970
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:53,366
[LAUGHING]
971
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:57,036
[GRUNTING]
972
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:02,792
[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
973
01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,555
[ALARM BLARING
THEN HARLEY GASPS]
974
01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:19,225
[GRUNTS]
975
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,646
Holy crap!
976
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,750
You know she's gonna kill us, right?
977
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,419
[WHIMPERING]
978
01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:56,804
[ALARM BLARING THEN HARLEY GASPS]
979
01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,766
[GRUNTS]
980
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,398
[WHIMPERING]
981
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:18,451
Where's the fricking gas pedal?
982
01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:24,123
[BEEPING]
983
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,310
[CHUCKLING]
984
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:46,980
[GRUNTING]
985
01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:54,028
Uh-oh. Ha!
986
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,697
[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING]
987
01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:57,991
[GASPS THEN SCREAMS]
988
01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,081
[GRUNTING]
989
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:08,585
[GROANS]
990
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:21,472
HARLEY:
Sure. He smacks me around sometimes...
991
01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:23,766
...but you're the one
who's always hurting me.
992
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,852
Now I'm gonna hurt you.
993
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:29,939
[GRUNTS]
994
01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:31,608
[GROANS]
995
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:36,613
[GRUNTING]
996
01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:42,368
[GRUNTS]
997
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:44,537
Stop me if you've heard this one.
998
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:49,167
[GROANS]
999
01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,879
[GRUNTING]
1000
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,756
BATMAN:
Listen to me.
1001
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,134
Harley, the bomb.
1002
01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:01,220
[CONTINUES GRUNTING]
1003
01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:07,894
[BEEPING]
1004
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:13,733
[CHUCKLING]
1005
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:25,370
[GRUNTING]
1006
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:26,996
[GROANING]
1007
01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:30,875
[GRUNTING]
1008
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,794
[JOKER LAUGHS THEN GROANS]
1009
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:47,600
[JOKER SCREAMING]
1010
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:59,445
For someone who's not Batman...
1011
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:04,033
...you've been a real pain in my ass.
Ha-ha-ha.
1012
01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:10,623
Deuces, new guy.
1013
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,215
[DEADSHOT GRUNTING]
1014
01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:21,384
[DEADSHOT PANTING]
1015
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,803
- Have a seat, pudding.
- Aah!
1016
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,564
[GASPS]
1017
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,150
[CREAKING]
1018
01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:38,359
Bang!
1019
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,903
[CHUCKLING]
1020
01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,991
[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1021
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,243
[BOMB BEEPING]
1022
01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,162
[BOMB STOPS BEEPING]
1023
01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:52,999
[JOKER CONTINUES LAUGHING]
1024
01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,391
[SIRENS WAILING]
1025
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,028
BATMAN:
Waller.
1026
01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:27,200
You knew when you sent your little
suicide squad into Arkham, they'd go off script.
1027
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:29,535
Oh, it's just you.
1028
01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:33,539
When your bombs didn't ice them,
you figured the S.C.U. would.
1029
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:38,085
All that, just so you could kill the Riddler.
1030
01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,631
Let's just say I break a lot of eggs
to make an omelet.
1031
01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:46,052
And because you're a messy cook,
the Riddler was able to escape.
1032
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,346
I got careless.
1033
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:52,725
- My men will get Nigma next time.
- There is no next time.
1034
01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:56,687
No? We're the U.S. government.
1035
01:11:56,854 --> 01:12:01,067
Who's going to blow the whistle on us?
The convicts? Who'd believe them?
1036
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:02,693
You? Heh.
1037
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:07,657
You going to start a blog and expose us?
I don't think so.
1038
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:11,077
That's checkmate, Batman.
1039
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,164
I'm warning you.
1040
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,333
Enough.
1041
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:21,087
Don't they need you back
in your squalid little city?
1042
01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:25,842
They never did find the Joker's body,
did they?
1043
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,348
Punk.
1044
01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:42,733
Motherfu--
1045
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:51,784
Bang.
1046
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:53,215
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