1 00:00:00,035 --> 00:00:03,801 Tonight, an Arrested Development you can't miss. 2 00:00:03,905 --> 00:00:05,839 A cavalcade of stars. 3 00:00:05,941 --> 00:00:10,173 The shocking final moments will be presented live. 4 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,405 And one of these people... 5 00:00:14,816 --> 00:00:16,784 will die. 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,280 - The Bluths were desperate. - I assume you've seen this. 7 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:23,483 The press had them all but finished. 8 00:00:23,592 --> 00:00:25,179 What? What is it? 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,832 This isn't gonna work over the phone, Dad. 10 00:00:26,895 --> 00:00:29,022 Then get Bob Loblaw to hire me another surrogate. 11 00:00:29,131 --> 00:00:31,759 That's kind of the point. Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us... 12 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:34,131 because someone wanted a boyfriend. 13 00:00:34,236 --> 00:00:36,636 - Well, don't blame me. - I was talking to Lindsay, actually. 14 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:39,265 But he was clearly turned off to the both of you. 15 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:42,127 Now, we're gonna need a new lawyer. And that 16 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:44,903 is going to mean about a $100,000 retainer. 17 00:00:45,013 --> 00:00:48,540 If we want a chance of keeping this family going past the next few weeks... 18 00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:51,084 we're gonna have to pull out all the stops. 19 00:00:51,186 --> 00:00:55,555 What am I talking about? I'm talking about all of you getting jobs. 20 00:00:55,657 --> 00:00:57,921 The best place to look for a job... 21 00:00:58,026 --> 00:01:00,256 Who threw the tomato? 22 00:01:00,362 --> 00:01:02,421 How the hell are we gonna get a hundred grand? 23 00:01:02,531 --> 00:01:04,571 I know this isn't exactly what you're looking for... 24 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:07,294 but Maeby was just accepted into private school. 25 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:08,886 I've sent the check in already. 26 00:01:08,899 --> 00:01:10,394 No, that's not what I'm lookin' for at all. 27 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,632 Michael, it's the most prestigious private school in town. 28 00:01:12,741 --> 00:01:14,572 Oh, no. Not the Milford Academy. 29 00:01:14,676 --> 00:01:17,509 Children were neither to be seen nor heard... 30 00:01:17,612 --> 00:01:19,671 at the school Buster had attended. 31 00:01:19,781 --> 00:01:23,080 It's the exact opposite. It's called "Openings." 32 00:01:23,185 --> 00:01:26,643 Oh, great. That sounds like another one of those gradeless, structureless... 33 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:28,655 New Age "feel-gooderies." 34 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:32,454 They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. 35 00:01:32,561 --> 00:01:35,530 - I mean, I know you don't have any. - The boy who couldn't cry. 36 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:37,530 He's a robot! 37 00:01:37,632 --> 00:01:40,066 Oh, Michael can cry. He just doesn't wanna rust. 38 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:43,001 Yes, he's like the Steel Man from The Wizard of Oz. 39 00:01:43,105 --> 00:01:45,164 - Tin Man? - Is that what he's called? 40 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:48,470 He knows. - Since you sent the check, this is how you're gonna pay for it. 41 00:01:48,577 --> 00:01:51,944 You're gonna be in charge of the house. Cooking, cleaning, all of it. 42 00:01:52,047 --> 00:01:53,753 You're going to put Lindsay in charge of the cooking? 43 00:01:53,766 --> 00:01:55,483 At least you'll lose weight. 44 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:57,455 You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever 45 00:01:57,468 --> 00:01:59,350 cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. 46 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:01,513 You gave us cereal in an ashtray. 47 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,818 Gob, pal? How about you? Can you find some work? 48 00:02:03,925 --> 00:02:05,893 Oh, sure, Michael. 49 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:08,053 As what? A waiter? 50 00:02:08,163 --> 00:02:10,188 Can I get you something, madam? 51 00:02:13,735 --> 00:02:15,965 - I will have a vodka, though. - What? Oh. 52 00:02:16,071 --> 00:02:18,056 If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your 53 00:02:18,069 --> 00:02:20,064 life, you'd know there's no indignity in it. 54 00:02:20,175 --> 00:02:21,642 Great. She'll have a vodka. 55 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:25,235 Instead of selling out, becoming housewives and waiters... 56 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:26,644 why don't we have a big event? 57 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:29,979 "Some sort of “Save Our Bluths" type thing. 58 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:34,655 We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner. Ask for donations. 59 00:02:34,756 --> 00:02:37,657 As long as we don't look desperate. 60 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:40,421 We want 'em to think we'll take their help, but don't need it. 61 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:42,429 I should be seen a lot at the club. 62 00:02:42,531 --> 00:02:45,398 Yeah, our backs are against the wall, and it's just hard to accept... 63 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,400 that it's really come to begging. 64 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:50,027 Sometimes it's the only way to stay in the game. 65 00:02:50,138 --> 00:02:52,436 Please tell your friends about this show. 66 00:02:58,815 --> 00:03:02,774 Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house. 67 00:03:02,886 --> 00:03:04,370 And to his surprise, she was sort of doing it. 68 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:05,878 You're sort of doing it. 69 00:03:05,989 --> 00:03:09,857 Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever... 70 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:12,120 and I put it in a pot of boiling water. 71 00:03:12,228 --> 00:03:13,923 - And guess what I'm calling it? - Soup? 72 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:17,864 Hot ham water. You know, I'm actually a really good mom. 73 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:20,026 I think it's 'cause Maeby's never around. 74 00:03:20,136 --> 00:03:22,468 You should send George Michael to Openings too. 75 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:24,540 Yes, it could help him express his feelings. 76 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:26,973 My son expresses himself just fine. 77 00:03:27,077 --> 00:03:29,637 - Isn't that right, Son? - What? Yeah, it's fine. 78 00:03:29,746 --> 00:03:31,873 Yeah, I guess. I don't care. Stop. 79 00:03:31,981 --> 00:03:34,643 Yes. He's a regular Freddy Wilson, that one. 80 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:37,549 - I don't know that reference. - No, I don't either. 81 00:03:37,654 --> 00:03:40,555 Oh, I don't know either. 82 00:03:40,657 --> 00:03:43,558 - It's this guy. - My son's fine where he is. 83 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:46,220 He's got the S.A.T.'s coming up. You gotta do well. You studying? 84 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:49,127 Yeah, I'm taking a three real quick so I can get a cream soda. 85 00:03:49,232 --> 00:03:50,568 Oh, I'll get that for you. 86 00:03:50,581 --> 00:03:51,928 No, I will get it. I have to get it myself. 87 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:54,765 Just relax. 88 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:57,635 Just check the stove real quick. 89 00:03:57,741 --> 00:04:00,904 You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment... 90 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:03,672 and pull my "analrapist" stocking over my head... 91 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:07,147 George Michael has been acting strange lately. 92 00:04:14,691 --> 00:04:16,921 He may have developed what we in the soft sciences... 93 00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:19,256 refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder... 94 00:04:19,362 --> 00:04:22,297 - or the OC Disorder. - Don't call it that. 95 00:04:22,398 --> 00:04:26,095 I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself. 96 00:04:26,202 --> 00:04:30,639 Actually, he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay was going to burn the house down. 97 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:33,607 Hi. How are you? 98 00:04:37,447 --> 00:04:39,972 Cream soda. 99 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,551 Maybe he does need this school. Did you see this letter? 100 00:04:42,652 --> 00:04:44,210 You know, it's done wonders for Maeby. 101 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,720 - "Maeby is an exceptional young lady." - Exceptional. 102 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,950 "We are sure that she is destined for great things." 103 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:52,619 - Great things. - "And we wish her luck in all her"... 104 00:04:54,464 --> 00:04:57,126 It says "over." I'd probably have to crack this open to be sure... 105 00:04:57,233 --> 00:04:59,133 but this sounds like an expulsion letter. 106 00:04:59,235 --> 00:05:01,135 "She's never been to class." 107 00:05:01,237 --> 00:05:03,398 What boarding school would lose track of its students? 108 00:05:03,506 --> 00:05:06,634 - Openings is not a boarding school. - I thought it was a boarding school. 109 00:05:06,743 --> 00:05:10,736 Actually, Maeby had been on the set of a film called Snowboarding School 2... 110 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:13,475 in her secret life as a film executive. 111 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,915 There goes that nonrefundable tuition. 112 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:17,919 It is the one rule they do have there. 113 00:05:18,021 --> 00:05:19,921 She should be punished for this. 114 00:05:20,023 --> 00:05:21,843 Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother, 115 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:23,686 then maybe you could start being more of... 116 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:25,988 Nontraditional mother. Yes, you're right. 117 00:05:26,095 --> 00:05:27,995 After all, I am her father. 118 00:05:28,097 --> 00:05:30,565 The cars are still off, and I rewashed all the clothes. 119 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,658 And that's when Michael decided... 120 00:05:32,769 --> 00:05:36,500 that perhaps Maeby's tuition didn't have to go to waste after all. 121 00:05:36,606 --> 00:05:38,836 Meanwhile, Lucille went to work... 122 00:05:38,942 --> 00:05:42,173 - soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser. - We have plenty of money. 123 00:05:42,278 --> 00:05:46,977 Don't get me wrong. But we can't use our personal assets to defend the company. 124 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:50,177 Just then, Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh. 125 00:05:50,286 --> 00:05:53,278 Your drink, madam. 126 00:05:53,389 --> 00:05:55,323 - Can I get you anything... - Get that one out of here. 127 00:05:55,425 --> 00:05:57,325 As you please. 128 00:05:57,427 --> 00:06:00,021 But Lucille had never made eye contact with a waiter. 129 00:06:00,129 --> 00:06:02,927 - Can you drop these off at two? - Why not? 130 00:06:03,032 --> 00:06:05,899 I'm just a waiter. 131 00:06:06,002 --> 00:06:09,267 - So he kept it up. - We're all out of the halibut. 132 00:06:09,372 --> 00:06:13,741 The joke was over, but the lunch rush was just beginning. 133 00:06:13,843 --> 00:06:15,963 - Hey, new guy. You wanna seat table four? - Oh, yeah. 134 00:06:16,012 --> 00:06:19,539 Back at the penthouse, however, lunch was long overdue. 135 00:06:19,649 --> 00:06:22,209 I don't suppose she left anything for me to eat. 136 00:06:22,318 --> 00:06:25,219 No, just a soup and a half sandwich and a whole sandwich for me. 137 00:06:25,321 --> 00:06:26,982 - Ah. - Hello. Hey. 138 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:28,990 So what's going on with the fund-raiser? 139 00:06:29,092 --> 00:06:32,994 Well, uh, I don't think the Home Builder's Organization is gonna be supporting us. 140 00:06:33,096 --> 00:06:35,564 Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us. What do we do now? 141 00:06:35,665 --> 00:06:39,123 Well, I think it's showtime. I think we have to have a show during dinner. 142 00:06:39,235 --> 00:06:41,430 Hey, we could have some celebrities in. 143 00:06:41,537 --> 00:06:43,937 You know, Oscar winners like, uh, Nicole Kidman. 144 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,000 I don't wanna round up a bunch of famous people... 145 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:48,010 that have nothing to do with our family as some stunt. 146 00:06:48,111 --> 00:06:49,749 What's that got to do with us? 147 00:06:49,762 --> 00:06:51,410 Nothing. You're gonna write a speech about me... 148 00:06:51,514 --> 00:06:53,414 so they can see how wonderful I am. 149 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:55,507 I think we got a better chance at Nicole Kidman. 150 00:06:55,618 --> 00:06:56,920 Oh? Huh? 151 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:58,246 Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter. 152 00:06:58,354 --> 00:07:01,755 Well, do you think you can get him? I'm kidding. Of course not him. 153 00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:04,793 His brother does teach George Michael at Openings. 154 00:07:04,894 --> 00:07:08,193 George Michael is going to that New Age feel-gooderie? 155 00:07:08,298 --> 00:07:11,098 I don't think that's a good idea. They're gonna poison him against you. 156 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,691 Remember what happened when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school? 157 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:16,601 All of a sudden I was the-the bad guy to her. 158 00:07:16,706 --> 00:07:20,073 And you don't respect Mom, and you don't respect women. 159 00:07:21,477 --> 00:07:24,275 - Are you married? - Damn school. 160 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:28,111 I said to the teacher... I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you." 161 00:07:28,217 --> 00:07:30,617 George Sr. Did more than just say it. 162 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,518 He sent the man a basket of poison muffins. 163 00:07:33,623 --> 00:07:37,525 Do you know the Muffin Man? There's a reward if you do. 164 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:39,595 Then, would you like some foam in your coffee? 165 00:07:39,696 --> 00:07:43,996 It's called a "cuppuccino," and wait till you see what it costs. 166 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:46,830 You can say what you want about the Milford Academy. 167 00:07:46,936 --> 00:07:50,667 The kids who came out of there, prepared for life. 168 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:52,468 Does anyone know how to eat one of these? 169 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:54,475 You know, George Michael's gonna be fine, okay? 170 00:07:54,577 --> 00:07:57,410 I just want him to know how to express himself. 171 00:07:57,513 --> 00:08:00,311 He was actually having trouble expressing himself. 172 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:02,316 Why don't you tell the group about yourself? 173 00:08:02,418 --> 00:08:05,012 My name is George Michael Bluth. 174 00:08:05,121 --> 00:08:07,589 I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male. 175 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:10,022 My mom died. 176 00:08:10,126 --> 00:08:12,856 And I-I guess that's it. 177 00:08:12,962 --> 00:08:15,362 Hardly. See, if it were me, I would say... 178 00:08:15,465 --> 00:08:17,620 "I'm Donnie Richter. I have a brother named Andy." 179 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,799 He's an attention hog. 180 00:08:19,902 --> 00:08:24,396 "He can't seem to really attract a real audience, but I love the fat SOB anyway." 181 00:08:24,507 --> 00:08:27,340 I thought you looked like Andy Richter. You guys are identical twins? 182 00:08:27,443 --> 00:08:29,343 Identical quintuplets, actually. 183 00:08:29,445 --> 00:08:32,778 There was Andy the show-off, Donnie the sensitive one... 184 00:08:32,882 --> 00:08:37,012 Chareth the flirt, Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double... 185 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,214 and Emmett who asked that we not show his picture... 186 00:08:40,323 --> 00:08:44,054 although composite photography tells us he'd look something like this. 187 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,628 Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go home tonight... 188 00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:49,197 and write something about how you really feel. 189 00:08:49,298 --> 00:08:52,392 Something critical. Bring it in tomorrow and read it for the group. 190 00:08:52,502 --> 00:08:56,563 - Um, will this go toward my grade? - Oh, we don't have grades here. 191 00:08:56,672 --> 00:09:01,541 A student either learns and gets an "L," or they fluctuate in their learning. 192 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,942 - And what do we get for that? - An "F." 193 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:06,038 Maeby, meanwhile... 194 00:09:06,149 --> 00:09:08,140 - was about to have a learning experience. - Well. 195 00:09:08,251 --> 00:09:11,914 I understand you've been having trouble with that expensive boarding school. 196 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:13,921 That's right. I can read. 197 00:09:14,023 --> 00:09:16,063 Okay, first of all, Variety got it wrong, all right? 198 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,389 We didn't want this project. It was a co-finance with Miramax. 199 00:09:18,494 --> 00:09:20,621 Poof, Miramax is gone. We're still on the hook. 200 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,630 It turns out Jamie Kennedy can't even snowboard. 201 00:09:22,732 --> 00:09:25,826 All right, I'll listen to this later. 202 00:09:25,935 --> 00:09:30,304 Don't tell me where you've been. It'll just make me worry more. But guess what. 203 00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:33,398 There's a new daddy in town. 204 00:09:33,509 --> 00:09:35,409 A discipline daddy. 205 00:09:37,847 --> 00:09:39,838 Oh, it's, uh... It's a parenting tape. 206 00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:43,077 If you wanna skip school, that's fine. You'll just come to work with me. 207 00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:45,086 But you don't have a job. 208 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,656 All right. Here. Tell you what we're gonna do. 209 00:09:47,757 --> 00:09:51,284 We are going to stuff each one of these gift bags with... 210 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:56,263 a head shot, some glitter and a decorative hand soap. 211 00:09:56,365 --> 00:09:58,925 And we're gonna send 'em to every casting director in town. 212 00:09:59,035 --> 00:10:02,937 - And don't forget the funny notes. - "I know where you live. Ha, ha"? 213 00:10:03,039 --> 00:10:06,202 - Casting directors hate this. - They really do. 214 00:10:06,309 --> 00:10:08,368 The glitter queen struck again. 215 00:10:08,478 --> 00:10:11,140 Never hire Tobias Fünke. 216 00:10:11,247 --> 00:10:14,648 And back at the country club, something unusual had happened. 217 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,968 Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. Unless, 218 00:10:16,981 --> 00:10:19,210 did you expect me to follow you to your car? 219 00:10:19,322 --> 00:10:21,517 - They're your tips. - Tips. 220 00:10:21,624 --> 00:10:26,891 And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life. 221 00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:28,896 Lindsay, meanwhile, was being a mother... 222 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:31,159 - when someone showed up who needed one. - Hey, sister. 223 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,260 - How'd you get here? - I walked. 224 00:10:33,369 --> 00:10:36,133 I tried hitchhiking, but it's hard to do without a thumb. 225 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:40,335 - I'm so hungry. - Would you like to try some of this? 226 00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:42,809 Mmm. 227 00:10:42,912 --> 00:10:46,643 So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it. 228 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,808 It's hot ham water. 229 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:52,251 Yeah. - Upstairs, George Michael was struggling with his assignment. 230 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:56,314 Can you think of anything critical to say about my dad? - Are you serious? 231 00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:59,724 I have glitter in my lungs from making goody bags for casting directors. 232 00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:01,869 And he's given me a hundred more to do for homework. 233 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:05,526 It's, like, " I don't do my homework. George Michael does my homework." 234 00:11:05,635 --> 00:11:08,536 And that's when he decided it was time to cheat off of her. 235 00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:10,538 It might help if you expressed yourself. 236 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,543 It also gave him an opportunity to smell her neck. 237 00:11:15,645 --> 00:11:17,545 And the next day, Michael drove to Openings... 238 00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:20,673 in the hopes of recruiting Donnie's brother for the fund-raiser... 239 00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:24,275 when he noticed his son expressing himself rather well. 240 00:11:24,387 --> 00:11:26,423 He pretends he's the great father all of a 241 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,483 sudden and acts like he's all worried about me. 242 00:11:28,591 --> 00:11:32,288 But it turns out he just does it so I can help him with his joke of a career. 243 00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:34,522 No wonder Mom wanted out so bad. 244 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:37,565 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 245 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:42,036 Gob, meanwhile, was several days in to being an accidental waiter. 246 00:11:42,138 --> 00:11:45,437 And he discovered that a little flirting helped bring in the tips. 247 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:49,204 If you didn't have adult-onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. 248 00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:54,375 Oh, Gob. You could charm the black off a telegram boy. 249 00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:57,043 Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies. 250 00:11:57,153 --> 00:11:59,883 His name is Andy something. 251 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:03,390 I think he's Ed McMahon's kid. A song and dance man. 252 00:12:03,492 --> 00:12:05,727 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser... 253 00:12:05,728 --> 00:12:06,922 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser... 254 00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:10,226 - but still hadn't noticed him. - We'll have the lobster tail. 255 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,665 - Until this happened. - And maybe later you can... 256 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:15,896 save a little piece of tail for me. 257 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,905 Come on! 258 00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:21,943 I hope that isn't the sort of humor Andy McMahon will be doing. 259 00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:24,069 Lobster, Mom? 260 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,239 - And Michael went to confront Donnie. - Hey! 261 00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:29,318 Nice haircut and thanks for turning my son against me. 262 00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,511 Oh, oh. No, no. I-I'm Andy. 263 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:34,021 Oh. Sorry. 264 00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:37,251 Oh, hey. How would you feel about coming to a fund-raiser at our house? 265 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,920 - How much does it pay? - It's just a free dinner, but... 266 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:41,929 - I'll be there. - Great. 267 00:12:42,031 --> 00:12:45,432 - I'll be in the cafeteria. - Oh, he's such a pig. 268 00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:47,695 You should know about bad-mouthing family members. 269 00:12:47,803 --> 00:12:49,703 I heard what you had my son say out there. 270 00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:51,773 He chose what to say. 271 00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:54,638 - Maybe we should include him in this. - No need. 272 00:12:54,744 --> 00:12:56,331 You're the one that poisoned him against me. 273 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,941 How would you like that done to you? 274 00:12:58,047 --> 00:13:00,538 Are you threatening to poison me? 275 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:04,677 I'm just expressing myself, man. 276 00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:09,780 - What did I tell you? - How dare that Donnie Richter. 277 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:12,486 Yeah, you gotta take care of that guy, or I will. 278 00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:15,120 - Yeah, yeah. Let me. - This is not your business. No. 279 00:13:15,231 --> 00:13:17,131 I'm just gonna pull him out of that school. 280 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:20,225 You're damn right, you are. We can't have this happen. Not now. 281 00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:23,032 This family has got to stick together. 282 00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:25,039 I don't want Gob coming to this dinner. 283 00:13:25,141 --> 00:13:27,701 - Good idea. - Guess where he's been getting his money. 284 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,744 Is he following people to their cars again? 285 00:13:29,845 --> 00:13:32,336 He's a waiter! 286 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,643 - He is? Well, that's great. - No, it's not great. 287 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,843 Am I the only one that thinks this family... 288 00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:38,943 is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable? 289 00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:42,015 That's what people wanna see, you know. Lindsay's taking care of the house. 290 00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:44,322 Oh, I forgot about that. 291 00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:47,419 Tell the "housewife" she's not coming either. 292 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,082 If you don't want her, you don't want me either. 293 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,658 She's taking care of me. 294 00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:53,599 She glued my thumb back on. 295 00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:57,161 Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me, or is she looking hotter too? 296 00:13:57,273 --> 00:13:59,503 - Why don't you marry her? - Maybe I will! 297 00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:02,270 We're veering away from relatability again. 298 00:14:02,378 --> 00:14:05,245 Meanwhile, Maeby was getting tired of being with her father. 299 00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:08,112 Now what we do is we paint our lips Joan Crawford red... 300 00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:12,176 pop on a little blue eyeliner and then plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em. 301 00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:15,883 Why the blue eyeliner? - Well, she felt that her eyes were too close together. 302 00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:18,687 Hello? Uh, yeah, uh... 303 00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:22,286 It's a casting director. Yes, he is available. 304 00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:26,459 Uh, let me put my, uh... our, uh, assistant on the phone with you. 305 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:29,970 Thank you, yes. I better get changed. 306 00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:32,097 Thanks, Deb. Yeah. 307 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,369 So, he's Torture Victim Number Four, right? 308 00:14:34,477 --> 00:14:36,877 No, that's great. Yeah, he's really into discipline. 309 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:39,641 And George Michael was about to get some discipline too. 310 00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:41,649 You are no longer going to that school. 311 00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:43,338 I don't wanna get into a big discussion about it. 312 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:44,948 It's just not right for you. 313 00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:47,818 Is this because I cheated off Maeby? I've never done that before. I swear. 314 00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:51,124 I couldn't think of anything about you, so I asked her to write it about her dad. 315 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:54,492 - You cheated? - Yeah, it was stupid of me. 316 00:14:54,597 --> 00:14:58,727 Now Donnie's met you. He's never gonna believe you were up for a part in Wicked. 317 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,802 You do what you have to. You think I want to 318 00:15:00,815 --> 00:15:02,793 give that speech about Dad at the fund-raiser? 319 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:05,112 Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get a 320 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,342 good grade or you like him to make some money. 321 00:15:07,443 --> 00:15:10,105 Sounds like you're doing a great job there. We're keeping you in. 322 00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:11,298 No... 323 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,407 I don't wanna have a whole discussion about it. 324 00:15:12,515 --> 00:15:17,248 Donnie. Well, I guess I owe you an apology. 325 00:15:17,353 --> 00:15:19,913 No. 326 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:23,253 - It's Andy again, isn't it? - Rocky. Andy's the pig. 327 00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:25,827 - Well, you're not exactly... - I'm his stunt double. 328 00:15:25,928 --> 00:15:28,419 You think I like this? I disgust myself. 329 00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:30,260 Let go of my dad. You're gonna hurt him. 330 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:34,427 Oh, no. I'm only making it look like that. He's totally in charge of the situation. 331 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,941 So what is the problem? 332 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:45,104 Somebody sent my brother Donnie a basket of poison muffins. 333 00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:47,375 It could've been the Muffin Man. They never caught him. 334 00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:49,288 How do you know about that? 335 00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:51,217 I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s. 336 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,050 And what ever happened to the Muffin Man? Remember him? 337 00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,784 I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin... 338 00:15:56,892 --> 00:15:58,792 trying to eat me while I was eatin' him. 339 00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:01,294 It's kind of a fantasy I go to a lot now. 340 00:16:01,397 --> 00:16:04,298 And he says you threatened to poison him. 341 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,300 I was upset. 342 00:16:06,402 --> 00:16:08,205 I'd just heard that my son thought I was a horrible father. 343 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,031 But, no, I didn't poison him. 344 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:12,073 Well, if I find out you did... 345 00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:15,877 Oh, uh, Andy wants to know, at this dinner... 346 00:16:15,978 --> 00:16:18,811 - you want him to sing or anything? - A song would be fantastic. 347 00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:23,716 You saw? I thought you didn't know what I said about you. 348 00:16:23,819 --> 00:16:25,719 Well, that wasn't exactly the truth. 349 00:16:25,821 --> 00:16:28,346 But don't worry. I know you don't have anything bad to say about me. 350 00:16:28,457 --> 00:16:30,226 No. You know what? I think Donnie was right. 351 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,018 I just wasn't digging deep enough. 352 00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:34,527 I think I might've meant what I said. You never listen to me. 353 00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:36,252 You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to this school. 354 00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:37,930 You didn't ask about what I said. 355 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:41,093 You threatened my teacher. You don't respect me. 356 00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,330 How can I respect you, man? 357 00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:45,703 It was a complex situation... 358 00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:47,708 without an easy solution. 359 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,482 Hello? 360 00:16:49,495 --> 00:16:51,255 The caterers didn't show up. I used the club. 361 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,181 They said we owe them too much money. I guess all those lunches. 362 00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:57,053 I've got 50 people coming in three hours and 363 00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:59,846 nothing to feed them, no one to serve it. 364 00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:03,356 We have to make a good impression, or we're finished. 365 00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:06,428 Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. 366 00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:09,020 Tell your friends. 367 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:14,627 The Save Our Bluths party was starting to heat up. 368 00:17:20,077 --> 00:17:23,569 But the same could not be said for Lindsay's chicken. 369 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,614 What is going on? They're getting restless. 370 00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:27,616 I can't offer to!@%$ them in front of their husbands. 371 00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:29,879 This is what you're making? Poached salmonella? 372 00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:32,455 It'll be fine. I'll just put the sauce on them. 373 00:17:32,556 --> 00:17:34,456 What kind of sauce is that? 374 00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:36,458 Wait. This is the water I thawed the chicken in. 375 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,391 Oh. Well, that should go with chicken. 376 00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:41,089 - Yeah. - Fantastic. 377 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,098 And some powerful players showed up. 378 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,259 George, Bill Kincade from Fostco Industries. 379 00:17:45,369 --> 00:17:48,896 Sort of. - Hope you don't mind. I sent one of those stupid surrogates. 380 00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:51,668 - You got busted too? - No, I had a prior engagement. 381 00:17:51,775 --> 00:17:55,939 - I'm at the Fire and Ice Ball. - Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce. 382 00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:57,946 Thank you very much for showing up. 383 00:17:58,048 --> 00:18:00,278 Maybe you could sing while they're bringing out dinners. 384 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:02,618 Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett. 385 00:18:02,619 --> 00:18:04,246 Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett. 386 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:07,323 Andy sent me over to let you know he's not gonna make it tonight. 387 00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:10,188 Michael was suspicious. I mean, think about it. 388 00:18:10,294 --> 00:18:12,762 We can't show Emmett without blurring him. 389 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:16,629 Yeah, he's singing at the Fire and Ice Ball tonight. 390 00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,531 Andy Richter is singing at the Fire and Ice Ball? 391 00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:24,096 You know, I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins too. 392 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,108 Muffins? 393 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:29,179 Oh, my God. Dad? You're the Muffin Man? 394 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,146 You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s? 395 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,183 Just the first two. The others were copycats. 396 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:37,014 - You poisoned Donnie, didn't you? - We're losing them. Come on. Come on. 397 00:18:37,121 --> 00:18:40,716 Can I have your attention? My son would like to say... 398 00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,883 just a couple of words about me. 399 00:18:42,993 --> 00:18:46,019 And that's when Michael noticed his own son. 400 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,223 - You came, huh? - Yeah, well, it was wrong of me... 401 00:18:48,332 --> 00:18:50,823 to say what I did about how I felt. 402 00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:54,461 No, you said what you felt, and maybe it's about time I did the same thing. 403 00:18:54,571 --> 00:18:56,374 So why don't we just let him express himself? 404 00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:58,200 Go ahead, Son. 405 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:03,405 Um, I was going to say that you don't know who my father really is. 406 00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:07,575 And-And-And that what has happened to us is a great injustice... 407 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:10,152 that we were never really given a fair chance. 408 00:19:10,254 --> 00:19:13,553 But that's not the truth. 409 00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,591 We've been given plenty of chances. 410 00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:18,490 And maybe, the Bluths just aren't worth saving. 411 00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:21,826 Maybe we're not that likable. You know? We're very self-centered. 412 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,594 And my father may be the worst of us. 413 00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:26,692 Me too. You know, I-I seem to... 414 00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:29,400 I threaten people who I don't feel support me. 415 00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:34,168 He poisons them. Anyway, here's my advice to you. 416 00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:37,042 Go and take a goody bag and get out while you can. 417 00:19:39,983 --> 00:19:42,781 The speech was disturbing, the food inedible... 418 00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:46,117 and the gift bags pretty frightening. 419 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:48,350 And when Gob realized he wouldn't get tipped... 420 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,517 Wait. No. No. Where's everyone going? 421 00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:52,117 The service got a little worse. 422 00:19:52,229 --> 00:19:55,426 No one's leaving until I get my money! I'll follow you to your cars! 423 00:19:55,532 --> 00:19:59,263 Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. 424 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,249 - My thumb! My thumb! - This lady can't breathe. 425 00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:03,933 All in all, it was one of the Bluths' better dinner parties. 426 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:09,078 - Hey, what'd you think of the speech? - You'd do great at Openings. 427 00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:12,842 You know, pal, you do not have to go there. 428 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,270 I've been very worried about your behavior. 429 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,614 You're always turning off burners and irons... 430 00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:21,714 and it may be OCD. 431 00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:23,713 OCD? No. I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay. 432 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,625 She never turns things off. 433 00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:27,629 Wow. Hmm. 434 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,858 Explains why I saw hedge trimmers zippin' around the driveway. 435 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,162 I did it again, didn't I? I'm so self-centered. 436 00:20:32,269 --> 00:20:35,432 From now on, I want you to just tell me what's on your mind, okay? 437 00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:40,306 And I promise, you know, I won't just hear what I wanna hear, okay? 438 00:20:42,112 --> 00:20:45,548 - I love my cousin. - I love you, too, pal. 439 00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:51,113 On the next Arrested Development. 440 00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:53,985 The Bluth family gets some good news. 441 00:20:54,091 --> 00:20:57,492 They're all sending in donations. And you know what the key was? 442 00:20:57,594 --> 00:21:00,324 - What? - Your speech. It didn't sound desperate. 443 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:03,194 Well, I-I guess it really doesn't pay to be desperate. 444 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,860 It sure doesn't. 445 00:21:05,969 --> 00:21:08,802 And cut. 446 00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:10,805 Good job, man. 447 00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:13,548 Let's not celebrate yet. We've still got the West Coast feed, guys.