1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:03,610 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,737 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,847 --> 00:00:07,815 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,422 --> 00:00:14,980 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,712 --> 00:00:22,045 Michael Bluth was at home working on a plan to save the company. 6 00:00:22,149 --> 00:00:26,051 How's this for a business model? We make the company look like it's in the black... 7 00:00:26,153 --> 00:00:28,280 by starting construction on the phase two development. 8 00:00:28,388 --> 00:00:30,288 I know what you're thinking, we're not in the black. 9 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:32,881 How're we gonna build 30 houses without any money? We don't. We build one- 10 00:00:32,993 --> 00:00:36,895 then we have a huge ribbon-cutting ceremony while raising funds for the others. 11 00:00:36,997 --> 00:00:40,296 Michael's father always unveiled his construction projects... 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,597 with a highly publicized ribbon-cutting ceremony. 13 00:00:43,704 --> 00:00:45,934 He even did so for the prison he built... 14 00:00:46,039 --> 00:00:48,735 and, somewhat ironically, would later occupy. 15 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:52,608 The only difference is this time I get to cut the ribbon. What do you think? 16 00:00:52,713 --> 00:00:54,806 There's a cream with real diamonds in it. 17 00:00:54,915 --> 00:00:58,749 I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. 18 00:00:58,852 --> 00:01:02,344 That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400? 19 00:01:02,456 --> 00:01:04,754 - Mm. - A million- diamonds. 20 00:01:04,858 --> 00:01:08,419 - Okay. - Is she on you about that diamond cream? 21 00:01:08,528 --> 00:01:11,156 My husband's jealous because since we decided to have an open marriage... 22 00:01:11,265 --> 00:01:13,256 I've been doing a little better than he has. 23 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:15,494 It is not a competition, Lindsay. 24 00:01:15,602 --> 00:01:17,934 We are doing this to save our marriage. 25 00:01:18,038 --> 00:01:21,804 But I should be telling you that I have been meeting my fair share of groupies. 26 00:01:21,908 --> 00:01:24,468 Or should I say "Bluepies"? 27 00:01:24,578 --> 00:01:26,773 Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy... 28 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,644 for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group. 29 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:34,380 And this is "Kids" from Bye, Bye, Birdie. 30 00:01:35,689 --> 00:01:38,123 He had yet to hear back from them. 31 00:01:38,225 --> 00:01:41,717 You guys really think you have the guts to go through with this "seeing other people" thing? 32 00:01:41,828 --> 00:01:45,730 In fact, neither Lindsay nor Tobias did have the guts to go through with it. 33 00:01:45,832 --> 00:01:47,732 - I already have. - I have too. 34 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:49,961 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:53,164 No. - Lindsay, because she'd lost her self-confidence. 36 00:01:53,273 --> 00:01:56,242 I'd like to buy you a drink. Where's she going? 37 00:01:56,343 --> 00:01:59,870 And Tobias, because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay. 38 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:02,414 Who are you gonna bring to this ribbon-cutting dance? 39 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:06,646 It's not a dance, and you don't need a date. Although, George Michael... 40 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:09,551 I'd love for you to come with me when I cut the ribbon at the new house. 41 00:02:09,656 --> 00:02:11,590 Oh, wow. Hey, can I bring Ann? 42 00:02:11,692 --> 00:02:13,387 Who? 43 00:02:13,493 --> 00:02:16,860 Ann. You know, she's- she's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with. 44 00:02:16,963 --> 00:02:18,487 - I haven't met Ann. - Yes, you have. 45 00:02:18,598 --> 00:02:21,897 - Michael had met Ann. - You let her in. 46 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:26,004 See, that's her right over there. 47 00:02:26,106 --> 00:02:28,006 - Oh, Ann. Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yeah. 48 00:02:28,108 --> 00:02:32,340 I know Ann. Hey, you! She's got a little hard-boiled egg going there. 49 00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:35,108 Oh, it's so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise... 50 00:02:35,215 --> 00:02:37,581 and she'll squirt it in her mouth, and then she'll take an egg... 51 00:02:37,684 --> 00:02:39,845 and kind of- mmm. 52 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:42,751 She calls it a mayonn-egg. 53 00:02:42,856 --> 00:02:44,949 - Are you okay? - I don't feel so good. 54 00:02:45,058 --> 00:02:47,686 You know, I kind of wanna buy her a diamond. 55 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:50,524 - Her? - Ann. 56 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:53,565 I know I can't afford it, but Aunt Lindsay was telling me about this diamond cream. 57 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:58,297 George Michael, um, I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don't want you spending- 58 00:02:58,405 --> 00:03:01,738 - It's Ann. Her na- - all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter. 59 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:03,867 You know? More importantly, I want us to do this together. 60 00:03:03,977 --> 00:03:06,377 Kinda like a father-son sort of thing, you know? 61 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,881 And since Pop-Pop is no longer president, we get to do it. 62 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:13,544 - I thought Gob was president. - Yeah, and I don't have any problem with that. 63 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:16,520 In fact, since Michael's father escaped from prison... 64 00:03:16,623 --> 00:03:20,616 his brother Gob had been made president, albeit in name only. 65 00:03:20,727 --> 00:03:24,185 Which is why Michael was surprised when he got to work the next day. 66 00:03:24,297 --> 00:03:27,289 - You're still in my office. - Gosh, Michael, I am kind of the president. 67 00:03:27,401 --> 00:03:29,961 And I have no problem with that. But it is just a title, remember? 68 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:33,665 Just doing this to appease the stockholders, while they scrutinize me for Dad's crimes. 69 00:03:33,774 --> 00:03:37,904 Hey, Dad may have illegally built some homes in Iraq, which is kinda not cool. 70 00:03:38,011 --> 00:03:40,002 I know, but that's why I've got a business model... 71 00:03:40,113 --> 00:03:42,741 that I think is going to restore the image of our company. 72 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,749 We're going to build a second model home. 73 00:03:44,851 --> 00:03:46,910 That's great. Can I announce it to the board? 74 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,954 Gee, it is my business model. 75 00:03:49,055 --> 00:03:51,922 If you had a business model, then by all means, go in there and do your little dance. 76 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:54,016 Tell you what we're gonna do. Rock, paper, scissors for it. 77 00:03:54,127 --> 00:03:56,618 - No, no, I'm not interested in doing- - One, two, three. 78 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:59,961 - Paper covers rock. - It is a rock though. It should beat everything. 79 00:04:00,066 --> 00:04:04,298 There's not a lot of logic to it. It's like on a boat with "Women and children first." 80 00:04:04,404 --> 00:04:08,101 Why should they-which, before I forget, I'm buying a company boat. 81 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:10,108 Sorry? 82 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:13,611 That morning, Gob had gone to a boat show, where he saw something he wanted. 83 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:16,113 - Hello. - Hi. 84 00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:18,150 - What a beauty. - Thank you. 85 00:04:18,251 --> 00:04:20,617 - I meant you. - Well. 86 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,121 Gob flirted with her for a while, and finally asked for her number. 87 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:28,285 - Let's get some digits. - I'm sorry. I don't give it out without a firm offer. 88 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:31,228 Oh, I'll make you a firm offer. 89 00:04:31,331 --> 00:04:33,356 Unfortunately, she wasn't flirting. 90 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:36,903 And here again, please. 91 00:04:37,003 --> 00:04:39,836 - The Seaward. - You're not getting a boat. 92 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:42,841 - One, two, three. - No, not gonna do it. 93 00:04:42,943 --> 00:04:45,468 - Paper covers rock. - Fine. But rock sinks boat. 94 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:48,104 - Michael? - Mom, I'm right in the middle of something. 95 00:04:48,215 --> 00:04:51,548 - Get rid of the Seaward. - I'll leave when I'm good and ready. 96 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:56,982 It's about your Uncle Oscar. I want him to move in with you. 97 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:59,149 You're not kicking him out already, are you? 98 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:02,524 Michael's uncle had recently moved into Lucille's apartment... 99 00:05:02,629 --> 00:05:06,087 where they quickly rekindled a long-dormant romance. 100 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:09,327 - It was a secret she hoped to keep- - Oscar, we'll be heard. 101 00:05:09,436 --> 00:05:11,904 - and he didn't. - That's what makes it so hot. 102 00:05:12,005 --> 00:05:14,235 Mother? 103 00:05:14,341 --> 00:05:15,865 Mother! 104 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:20,345 - I heard zoo noises. - It's nothing. Go back to bed. 105 00:05:20,447 --> 00:05:23,439 So, everybody's still up, huh? 106 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:30,848 It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. 107 00:05:30,957 --> 00:05:33,551 He's going into the army, for God's sake. 108 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,026 You volunteered him. 109 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:39,360 I knew you were going to throw that in my face. 110 00:05:39,466 --> 00:05:41,696 Don't worry about it, okay? They're never gonna take him anyway. 111 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:45,168 At that moment, Buster was taking his physical at the recruitment center. 112 00:05:45,272 --> 00:05:48,571 I don't have a hole in my heart. I've never opened my eyes underwater. 113 00:05:48,675 --> 00:05:50,700 My- Reproductive organ... 114 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:53,040 is shaped like- a lobster tail... 115 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:55,546 but without its shell, hmm? 116 00:05:55,649 --> 00:05:57,844 Oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. 117 00:05:57,951 --> 00:06:00,476 Oh, and I'm legally blind at night. 118 00:06:00,587 --> 00:06:04,216 But Buster had miscalculated the army's current need for personnel. 119 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:06,224 Okay, then, let's get you fitted for a uniform. 120 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,886 What? What? 121 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:11,589 Hey, why don't you volunteer Oscar? That would solve both of your problems. 122 00:06:11,698 --> 00:06:13,825 He'd never cut his hair. 123 00:06:13,934 --> 00:06:15,925 That hair. 124 00:06:16,036 --> 00:06:19,164 Listen, Oscar's your problem. I'm taking care of everything else in this family... 125 00:06:19,272 --> 00:06:22,799 including starting construction on a second model home. 126 00:06:22,909 --> 00:06:25,241 We're having a ribbon-cutting ceremony. 127 00:06:25,345 --> 00:06:28,746 We can't have a ribbon-cutting without your father, and he's God knows where. 128 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:31,112 George Sr. Was in Mexico... 129 00:06:31,217 --> 00:06:33,242 with his escape accomplice and ex-secretary, Kitty. 130 00:06:33,353 --> 00:06:38,154 I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. 131 00:06:38,258 --> 00:06:42,251 Oh, my God. Can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be? 132 00:06:43,697 --> 00:06:47,224 I mean, we're all out of "prophylacticos" anyway. 133 00:06:47,334 --> 00:06:51,270 Somebody used the last two on his feet to walk across the bathroom floor. 134 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:54,238 But he was growing tired of their confined intimacy. 135 00:06:54,341 --> 00:06:57,105 - I've made a huge mistake. - Hey, it's me. 136 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:59,838 - Dad? - Yeah. Listen, I gotta make this quick. 137 00:06:59,946 --> 00:07:03,473 You're the only one who can save the family, but you gotta keep the company strong... 138 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,608 because I'm gonna need some of that money later. 139 00:07:05,719 --> 00:07:07,983 I will, Dad. It's funny, after all these years of... 140 00:07:08,088 --> 00:07:11,114 - you making fun of me for the magic shows and- - Gob! 141 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:14,557 Oh, for God's- I called to talk to Michael, you horse's- 142 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:19,362 - Gob was hurt. - Bye, Pop. 143 00:07:19,466 --> 00:07:22,230 Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad? 144 00:07:22,335 --> 00:07:24,735 Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off. 145 00:07:24,838 --> 00:07:26,965 You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he? 146 00:07:27,073 --> 00:07:28,973 No way to tell, really. Portugal. 147 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:31,566 - Down South America way. - Well, did he wanna talk to me? 148 00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,977 No, he wanted to talk to the president. 149 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:38,642 - I have no problem with that. - Michael was also hurt. 150 00:07:38,752 --> 00:07:40,879 And George Sr. Was brutally hurt... 151 00:07:40,987 --> 00:07:43,478 when he was mistaken for his twin brother Oscar. 152 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,717 Marijuana? No, no. 153 00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:48,851 That's my brother. "Brothero. Brothero." 154 00:07:51,531 --> 00:07:53,431 That night, Lindsay headed to the club... 155 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:55,467 to try again to meet someone. 156 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:05,874 Soon, having struck out again, she spotted a man who looked interesting. 157 00:08:05,979 --> 00:08:08,379 He had the lean look, effortless hair... 158 00:08:08,481 --> 00:08:10,540 and dressed-down manner of a movie star. 159 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:13,881 - Buy me a drink? - I think the bar's closing. 160 00:08:13,987 --> 00:08:16,114 I know a place. 161 00:08:18,858 --> 00:08:22,021 It was at that point that Lindsay had a startling revelation. 162 00:08:22,128 --> 00:08:24,995 Uh, uh, uh, you get out. Get out. Get out. Out, out, out! 163 00:08:25,098 --> 00:08:28,534 - No homeless in here! - Homeless? You're homeless? 164 00:08:28,635 --> 00:08:32,127 You're gross. Oh, God. 165 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,878 They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me. 166 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,642 Well, did they check everything? 167 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:47,709 Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns. You lied to me. 168 00:08:47,821 --> 00:08:49,880 - You said I wasn't fit to serve. - Okay, hold on. 169 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,889 Let's calm down, people. 170 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:55,119 Um, I think I know a little bit about avoiding combat duty. 171 00:08:55,228 --> 00:08:57,560 Now which pinkie do you use less? 172 00:08:57,664 --> 00:09:00,963 Are you nuts? Do you know what I went through to have this boy? 173 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:04,594 Oh, I know where the boy came from. 174 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:09,231 Wait. Why were you in the pantry? 175 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:12,737 And Lucille realized it was time to end... 176 00:09:12,846 --> 00:09:14,746 whatever it was she had with Oscar. 177 00:09:14,848 --> 00:09:16,748 So, I believe it's a good plan. 178 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:20,342 The next day, Michael was ready to wow the board with his new business model. 179 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,683 As I told my brother, the president... 180 00:09:22,789 --> 00:09:24,814 if we start construction on a second model home... 181 00:09:24,924 --> 00:09:27,324 we can be cutting this ribbon within two months. 182 00:09:28,628 --> 00:09:32,758 I said, "That's why you're no longer president." 183 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:37,462 Two weeks. Let's do it in two weeks. Hey! 184 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,770 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we stop the music? 185 00:09:43,877 --> 00:09:46,311 I'm not as optimistic that we can get that done. 186 00:09:46,412 --> 00:09:49,575 Gob, I think we both agree that we would do things your way... 187 00:09:49,682 --> 00:09:51,946 if you had a business model. 188 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:54,645 Do you have a business model, Gob? 189 00:09:54,754 --> 00:09:57,154 I am so happy that you asked me that, Michael... 190 00:09:57,257 --> 00:10:01,125 because I just happen to have a business model right here. 191 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:04,060 Solid as a rock 192 00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:07,565 Meet Starla, the new Bluth Company business model... 193 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,726 for our phase two campaign. 194 00:10:09,836 --> 00:10:13,135 Solid as a rock. 195 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:16,402 We'll see you at the ribbon-cutting in two weeks... 196 00:10:16,509 --> 00:10:19,069 if my brother doesn't screw it up first. 197 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,215 - Hey! 198 00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:29,318 Gob had committed Michael to building a model home in two weeks. 199 00:10:28,575 --> 00:10:32,846 We can't build a house in two weeks. Also, I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock"... 200 00:10:32,881 --> 00:10:35,872 helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq. 201 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,315 - I love that. - But you probably know best because you're president. 202 00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:40,318 We don't have to build a real house, Michael. 203 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:43,912 Like you said, it's all for appearances anyway. We throw up a couple of walls. 204 00:10:44,024 --> 00:10:45,992 - We build a fake one. - What are you talking about? 205 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:48,653 Nothing on the inside. 206 00:10:48,762 --> 00:10:51,356 I'll never get a crew to build it. They'd lose their licenses. 207 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:53,763 Then you build it yourself, damn it! 208 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:57,564 Hey, there she is, my little business model. 209 00:11:00,474 --> 00:11:03,068 Sorry about that "build it yourself' crap. 210 00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:04,905 I might take her to the ribbon-cutting. 211 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:07,276 - You end up finding a date yet? - No. 212 00:11:07,381 --> 00:11:10,509 As Michael grew frustrated by his relationship with Gob... 213 00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:13,279 Lucille tried to end hers with Oscar. 214 00:11:13,387 --> 00:11:15,878 - I want you out of the house. - Oh, I want you everywhere. 215 00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:20,255 Oscar, no. I can't have this in my life anymore. I'm a married woman. 216 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,521 Lucille, you wanna leave? I won't chase after you. 217 00:11:22,629 --> 00:11:25,291 But before you do, ask yourself, "Where's your husband?" 218 00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:29,426 Because I am here. I am real. I am flesh and blood. 219 00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,436 And hair. 220 00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:34,405 Oh, God, that hair. 221 00:11:34,508 --> 00:11:36,999 What will people say? 222 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:40,341 They'll say, "Those people are in love." 223 00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:45,742 That night, the evening news report said something very different. 224 00:11:45,852 --> 00:11:50,221 Lucille Bluth, caught on tape breathing life into a homeless man. 225 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:53,224 The surprising home video at 10:00. 226 00:11:53,326 --> 00:11:55,294 And Michael prepared to build a house. 227 00:11:55,395 --> 00:11:57,886 Two weeks? But what if my date's not available? 228 00:11:57,998 --> 00:12:00,990 I'm trying to get a last-minute crew together. Your inability to get a man interested... 229 00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:04,002 - is not at the top of my list. - Oh, I've got a man interested, Michael. 230 00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:06,265 - What's wrong with him? - There's nothing wrong with him. 231 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:10,103 He is homeless. 232 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,405 Well, I didn't know he was homeless at the time. 233 00:12:12,512 --> 00:12:15,242 - It was humiliating. - Is this about Gangy's homeless guy? 234 00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:18,010 - Gangy's homeless guy? - Yeah, it's all over the news. 235 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:21,747 Gangy gave C.P.R. To a homeless guy on the beach. 236 00:12:21,855 --> 00:12:23,789 Lindsay felt respect for her mother... 237 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:27,758 and decided that perhaps she could overcome her pride and help someone too. 238 00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:32,696 I've got someone for your crew, Michael. My boyfriend, the homeless guy. 239 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:36,132 I wonder if he even has an apartment or- 240 00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:38,966 - Hello. - Did you see the news? 241 00:12:39,072 --> 00:12:41,802 Your Uncle Oscar forced himself on me at the beach today... 242 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:44,274 - and I didn't have my horn. - Of course. 243 00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:47,107 It was Uncle Oscar. Mom, you're not having an affair with him, are you? 244 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,774 You're building a house? I want you to give it to him. 245 00:12:49,883 --> 00:12:53,114 - It's not a real house. - Perfect. He's not a real man. 246 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,984 And George Sr. Made his case to the Mexican police. 247 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:59,217 My God, I was beaten up here. I'm telling you. I'm George. I'm not Oscar. I'm George. 248 00:12:59,326 --> 00:13:03,558 - The Cornballer. - Ssí. The Cornballer. 249 00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:08,464 George Sr. Had marketed a device called the Cornballer in Mexico... 250 00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:11,833 after the severe burns it caused led to it being banned in the U.S. 251 00:13:11,938 --> 00:13:15,635 - Why, did you have one? - Ssí. 252 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:22,506 Lindsay, meanwhile, was having trouble finding her homeless man. 253 00:13:22,616 --> 00:13:27,076 - He looked like a movie star. - The man looked like a movie star because he was a movie star. 254 00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:30,918 His name was Tom Jane, and he was making two movies for a major studio. 255 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:34,118 One was a gritty personal project about a junkie's life... 256 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,889 which he got to do in exchange for making... 257 00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:39,557 a rigidly, formulaic popcorn movie. 258 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,157 - He was living on the streets, researching his role. - Hey, homeless guy. 259 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,863 - Hey. - I'm not proud of the way... 260 00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:47,405 I was so grossed out when I found out you were gross before. 261 00:13:47,507 --> 00:13:49,407 You really thought I was gross, huh? 262 00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:53,605 Well, at first, I thought you were kind of hot, but I hadn't looked closely enough. 263 00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:56,580 Listen, I have a construction job for you. 264 00:13:56,683 --> 00:14:01,052 And if you clean yourself up, who knows? You might actually get a date out of this. 265 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:06,352 - Okay. - See ya. 266 00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:15,127 Okay, we've all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing. 267 00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:18,261 - I wanna live here. - I wanna buy Ann some diamond dust. 268 00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:21,738 I'm just hoping to get mildly injured, so I can get out of the army. 269 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:24,207 Bottom line is we've got two weeks to build a house. 270 00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:26,472 It doesn't have to be good. It just has to look good. 271 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,775 I just want my kids back. 272 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,809 And so, the guys went to work. 273 00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:41,149 Things didn't go smoothly at first. 274 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:45,091 Buster looked for ways to hurt himself. 275 00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:54,431 But soon the project came together- when Gob stopped by. 276 00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:57,909 Now we're building a house. 277 00:14:58,011 --> 00:15:01,412 - Yeah, I'm pretty proud- - So, what do you think? Did I do this or what? 278 00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:03,414 Seems like your brother did it. 279 00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:05,780 My brother does what I tell him to do. I'm the president. 280 00:15:05,885 --> 00:15:08,285 Where's your "P"? 281 00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:11,016 What? Oh, no, not again. 282 00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:13,092 I got it. 283 00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:16,685 Hey, sorry for the "my brother does what I tell him to do" crap... 284 00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:19,026 but I want this to be perfect for when I cut the ribbon tomorrow. 285 00:15:19,132 --> 00:15:21,032 You're cutting the ribbon? 286 00:15:21,134 --> 00:15:23,466 I kinda thought that since I built it... 287 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,765 - I might go ahead and give it a- - Yeah, okay. 288 00:15:25,872 --> 00:15:28,340 Can you imagine how that would look to the board? 289 00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:32,775 The construction worker cutting the ribbon. No, no, that's a job for the president. 290 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:35,473 Michael had a problem with that. 291 00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:37,914 - Gob had taken away something Michael always wanted. - You got the "P." 292 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:41,818 Now it was Michael's turn to take something from Gob- Starla. 293 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:46,290 And later, Michael set about his plan. 294 00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:48,293 Gob, do you have Starla's phone number? 295 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,955 I got a few business things I'd like to go over with the business model. 296 00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:55,160 Guess who was just over her? Don't, I'll tell you- me. 297 00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,964 - Hmm? - L- the business model. 298 00:15:58,071 --> 00:15:59,698 Actually, theyjust made out. 299 00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:02,639 Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. 300 00:16:02,742 --> 00:16:05,643 Imagine that. I finally nailed somebody that you weren't after. 301 00:16:05,745 --> 00:16:09,511 That's it. I've worked too hard and too long for you to keep getting all the credit. 302 00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:11,880 I built that company, that house, and I'm gonna be cutting the ribbon... 303 00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:14,681 whether we're all pretending that you're president or not. 304 00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,813 Yeah, sure. I just wanted- 305 00:16:16,923 --> 00:16:21,155 - You just wanted what? - I just wanted you to be impressed with me. 306 00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:25,197 Dad never was. Never said a nice thing about me. 307 00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:27,994 He called you the other day. He didn't even wanna talk to me. 308 00:16:28,101 --> 00:16:32,231 Of course he did! He never wants to talk to me. He never has. 309 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,410 - Cut the ribbon. - Really? 310 00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,207 - Yeah. How about that? - Michael. 311 00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:43,282 I have no problem with it. 312 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:47,285 - All right? Take it easy. Come on. - Thank you. 313 00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:53,023 The next day, the Bluth family prepared to unveil phase two. 314 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:54,832 Have you seen your Uncle Gob around? 315 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,733 No. And I can't find that diamond dust that Aunt Lindsay bought for me. 316 00:16:57,835 --> 00:17:01,100 Oh, well, your Aunt Lindsay has probably taken it. She's just a taker. 317 00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:04,003 This is your chance, huh? With the big ribbon-cutters after all these years? 318 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,235 Well, actually, I figured, give Gob a chance, you know? 319 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,835 The guy doesn't get a whole lot of attention in this family. 320 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:14,441 Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Bluth Company, Gob Bluth. 321 00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:19,613 My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done. 322 00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:23,785 But I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done"... 323 00:17:23,895 --> 00:17:25,795 for an answer. 324 00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:31,866 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you phase two of the Bluth Company. 325 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:35,871 A house truly solid as a rock. 326 00:17:40,211 --> 00:17:42,372 But as it turns out... 327 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,644 Michael was right to not be optimistic it could be done. 328 00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:52,953 And Buster saw the chance to get injured enough... 329 00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:54,957 to keep him out of the army. 330 00:17:57,095 --> 00:18:01,225 But instead... 331 00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:03,732 - got a glimpse inside. - I can't look at that. 332 00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:05,735 Unfortunately, Tobias had to. 333 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:09,398 I got the wrong homeless man. I am sorry. I was looking for Lindsay. 334 00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:13,568 You lied to me. You both lied to me. I'm goin'to war. 335 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:16,977 - Buster, you can't! - Yes, I can. 336 00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:19,572 I don't agree with your dirty doings here... 337 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:22,312 but I will defend with my life your right to do it. 338 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:26,489 You planned this all along, didn't you, Michael? 339 00:18:26,591 --> 00:18:29,424 - No, I didn't. I had no crew. I had no time. - You set me up. 340 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:32,291 Gob charged at Michael with the scissors... 341 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:35,263 but Michael, as he always did, picked rock- 342 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,664 - You wanted to make me look foolish! - Put down the scissors. 343 00:18:37,769 --> 00:18:40,499 - Put 'em down. - Foolish with scissors! 344 00:18:40,605 --> 00:18:42,835 Which beat scissors. 345 00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:47,836 Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper. 346 00:18:47,945 --> 00:18:49,845 Nobody looks good in this. 347 00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:53,405 - Especially that little dude. - That's Ann. 348 00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:55,509 - Who's- - It doesn't matter. Listen. 349 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:59,021 You know I didn't set you up, okay? I think the only reason you and I always fight... 350 00:18:59,123 --> 00:19:01,785 is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other. 351 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:04,327 Dad always said that was your fault. 352 00:19:04,428 --> 00:19:06,623 Anyway, what we oughta do is make a decision right now... 353 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,858 not to let Dad get in the middle of our relationship anymore. 354 00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:11,366 - He's not even in town, and we're fighting. - We're grown men. 355 00:19:11,469 --> 00:19:14,870 - Yeah, let's just move on. - Look at me. I'm the president of a company now. 356 00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:17,998 Oh, that's Dad's line. I bet he saw the paper. 357 00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:21,044 Listen, if you want my respect, you won't answer that, okay? 358 00:19:21,145 --> 00:19:23,045 It's just gonna cause more problems. 359 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:29,546 Hello? They hung up. 360 00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:31,918 They hung up on me. Hiya, guys. 361 00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:34,218 I couldn't get the money. I don't know what happened. 362 00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:36,225 - I'm impressed you hung up. - Did I hang up? 363 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,557 - I meant to hit speaker. - Oh. 364 00:19:38,663 --> 00:19:40,995 - You gotta hit the line first. - I'm hitting both at the same time. 365 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,157 - These are the lines. There's a line here. - But she said- 366 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,167 - It's line and then- - Hey. 367 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,238 I don't wanna wait until Dad's dead for us to get along. 368 00:19:48,339 --> 00:19:50,705 But it was too late... 369 00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:53,675 as George Sr. Would be declared dead... 370 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:56,008 within the hour. 371 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,946 - From now on, we support each other. - We start with a clean slate. 372 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:02,213 - Yeah. - We almost did it though, didn't we? 373 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,686 We almost pulled it off. 374 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:07,417 - No, it wasn't even close. - Yeah, a lot of people got hurt. 375 00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:10,016 - This was very, very bad. - Not great. Not great. 376 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:13,062 On the next Arrested Development. 377 00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:16,565 Lindsay finds out the true identity ofher homeless man. 378 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:20,763 Look. You're a really nice chick, but I'm not homeless. 379 00:20:20,872 --> 00:20:22,965 I'm Tom Jane. 380 00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:25,099 And even though Lindsay doesn't know who that is... 381 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,473 hearing that he isn't homeless is good enough for her. 382 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:31,912 - Buy me a drink? - You're really sweet, but, no. 383 00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:33,916 I'm Tom Jane. 384 00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:36,452 And Lindsay, crushed and alone... 385 00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:39,523 for the first time misses her husband. 386 00:20:39,624 --> 00:20:44,561 Tobias. 387 00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:48,291 Lindsay, I'm- 388 00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,128 Is that George Michael's diamond cream? 389 00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:53,726 Oh, yes, well, I ran out of blue, and I couldn't find anything else. 390 00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:57,296 I think my nipples are bleeding though. I don't know if you're supposed to use quite this much. 391 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,140 - That guy's a jerk. - No, I am. 392 00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:05,738 No, no, I am. 393 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,114 Because I think I need to go to the hospital right away... 394 00:21:08,219 --> 00:21:12,622 and see if I can't get some of this diamond dust vacuumed from out of my lungs. 395 00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:14,350 This way.