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Yeah, oh, yeah.
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Yeah, take that, floor.
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Dirty, dirty floor.
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Lamp.
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Yeah, curtain.
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Here we go.
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Plant.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh...
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Oh, wow. I wish
I could un-see this.
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I never want to stop seeing it.
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I couldn't look away if I tried.
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♪ Uh, uh, uh...
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Say it!
Say my name, bitch!
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Back it up, back it up,
back it up...
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God bless those dust bunnies.
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♪ Wake up, look around
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♪ There's a feeling today
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♪ Fall down, get up again
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♪ Get in the game
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♪ Hey, hey, hey
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♪ We're all here anyway.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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Hi.
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Kate?
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I'm coming.
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Hold on a second.
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Hi, it's me.
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It's Kate. How are you?
Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm really good.
How are you doing?
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Hey, listen,
Shelley's at her mom's.
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Any chance you can come over?
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Yeah, I can come over.
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What are you doing?
Yes, it's...
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Ben's watching Maddie;
It's great.
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It's so great having him here,
you know,
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to do...
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You rock at the monkey bars.
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How can you suck
at this so bad?
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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I'm gonna go murder my brother.
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Bye.
Okay.
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If you're gonna saw,
put your back into it.
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A little muscle.
What are you doing?
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Well, not getting any sawing
done, that's for sure.
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What? No, you can't.
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That's not for children.
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Uncle Ben's making me a loft.
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Yeah, first I was thinking
bunk bed,
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but then I realized, hey,
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what kid doesn't love
a live-workspace.
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Did you sneak all of
this in through the back?
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One man's sneak
is another man's carry.
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It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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For me?
Are you or are you not surprised?
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I'm not gonna let Maddie
just sleep in something
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that you nailed together
willy-nilly, Ben.
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We're not using nails,
Kate, just rope.
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It terrifies me that she
actually listens to you.
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I know he means well, but
he got Maddie's hopes up,
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and now I kind of have
to buy her a new bed.
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I mean, one that
she's not gonna die in.
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Oh, my God, look at this.
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Oh, my God! Do you
know how many children
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you could feed with the
money this bed costs?
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Probably about as many as it
took to build this thing.
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You're totally right.
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That is not the handiwork
of a well-paid adult.
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Want to get it?
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No. I want to get my camera
so I can take a picture of it,
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find a cheaper version online.
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Cover me, okay?
Oh, my God.
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I did that. I broke it.
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It was me. I'm really sorry.
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I did that.
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Um, I just...
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I'll pay for it,
whatever it costs.
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It's $700.
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What the sh...
Shut your face.
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I'm sorry.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Baller move, springing
for the giraffe lamp
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on a social worker's salary.
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She's gonna have to do a lot of
filthy things to work that off.
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Technically, he's not just
on a social worker's salary.
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I knew it.
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He's not helping those kids,
he's selling them.
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You know how much a Korean kid
goes for on the black market?
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Or a black kid on the Korean
market? Not as much.
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It's an offensive industry
for many reasons.
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He has a little
bit of family money.
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What?
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He has a little family money.
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Family money.
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This guy is rich.
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Wow. You know what this means?
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This is like, a whole new class
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of vacations for us.
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Cayman Islands...
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Virgin Islands,
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Thousand Islands.
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Nice work. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- No.
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No, no, no.
Don't do this.
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Don't do what?
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You never, ever trust anybody
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who inherits anything, ever.
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Only with regards to money.
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Near-sightedness,
psoriasis, albinoism,
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nothing but respect.
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Yeah, that's true.
Hey, look,
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I've got no problem
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with people who
earn their own money,
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but I can't respect
those trust fund d-bags
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with their fancy sandwiches.
Out of all the things
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you can resent,
you go for sandwiches?
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It's the array of tapenades
that really gets my goat.
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Don't even get me started
on ciabatta.
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Trust me, Kate, I run into these
types of people all the time
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working at the country club.
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You've worked there for a week.
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They're not our type of people.
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We're like, pull yourself
up by the bootstraps people.
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Make something out
of nothing people.
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You know, I've always
thought that dude
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was wrong for you, Kate.
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Now if you agree with me,
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we can start a new life
together in Seattle.
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What?
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Okay, that's not a no.
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I'm gonna assume
you're thinking about it.
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Look, Ben,
I really like Will, okay?
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And I've worked so hard
for everything my entire life.
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So, yeah,
it's nice to have somebody
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take care of things
now and then. Fine,
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but just know this lamp thing
is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Speaking of which, say good-bye
to iceberg lettuce forever.
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Yeah, it's all watercress
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and radicchio from now on.
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The moisture's just gonna
soak up so well in our hair.
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And give it a awesome,
kind of amazing type of curl.
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I know it's pretty good
already, and then with Kate...
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Can I get a couple more?
Just a couple more...
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Think about it.
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We can go hang out
in the Space Needle all day...
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Give me a couple more...
Coffee shops everywhere.
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Yeah, just pour them all,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Great, then you
can just push them...
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Yeah, thank you, mm-hmm, there.
That's a good start.
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Do you think this
obsession with Kate
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is now officially tragic?
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Okay, I am not obsessed
with Kate.
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You think she's thinking
about Seattle?
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Her and I, down at the market,
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throwing fish at each other
in the rain...
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Ow!
Tommy, she's in
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an actual relationship now,
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and we need her to make
this work with Will
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because he is very, very rich.
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And I need a lot of stuff.
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You have to move on.
You have to.
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I can help you.
BJ...
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What's your type?
Look...
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I don't know, okay?
I don't have a type.
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Yes, you do.
I guess if I had to pick a type,
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I guess I would want
what any guy wants, you know?
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Funny...
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Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.
Beautiful...
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has a daughter named Maddie,
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brother named Ben.
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You sicken me.
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I can't believe
you cooked me dinner.
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Well, and an endive
and radicchio salad.
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Wow, yeah, okay.
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Is there something wrong?
No, I mean, no,
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this is just like a fancy salad.
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Kate. I let Ben
and Tommy get in my head
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about the money thing. I'm sorry.
You know what you need?
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You need a little less
Ben and Tommy
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and just a little bit more us.
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Let's go away for a night.
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Do you like camping?
We should go camping.
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We used to go camping
all the time.
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Ben and I would lie
in our tent at night
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and listen to the
sound of the wind
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and our parents fighting.
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Okay, well, why don't we do
the less-fighting camping
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and the more romantic,
fun camping.
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That'd be great.
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My grandpa may have left me
a little bit of money,
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but I'm still the same guy
I was yesterday, all right?
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This changes nothing.
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This changes everything.
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Okay, first you must learn
how to speak to servants.
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All right?
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May I pour your tea, ma'am?
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Yes, please.
No.
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Never address
the help directly, Maddie.
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No-no eye contact.
Very good.
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Maddie, away.
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No, I'm BJ.
Bring it back to BJ.
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The help, look away.
Good.
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And back, lovely, very good.
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Okay, cigarettes. Now, they're
gonna be offered to you
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probably between
the cheese course and coffee.
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I know, it's bad
for children to smoke,
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but, Maddie,
it's also very rude to say no.
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Surprise!
I got you the bed
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that you wanted for Maddie.
Oh, my God.
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You didn't have
to do that at all.
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I mean, I looked
online and I found
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some really cute cheaper ones.
I know,
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but I just wanted you
to have this one.
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Okay, come in.
Where is she?
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What's that?
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Oh, I got a new bed for Maddie.
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Kate not tell you I'm building
Maddie a loft?
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Yeah, guess how many nails
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I'm using.
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Less than one.
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What up?
Yeah, well, she just wasn't sure
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that you were gonna
finish it, so...
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Oh...
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Wasn't sure I was
gonna finish it, huh?
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That's a natural reaction.
Start a project,
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don't finish it,
though, you know?
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I can understand how
you might get to that.
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Kate, can I talk
to you for a sec?
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What?
Can I talk to you for a sec?
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Why are you acting like that?
I told you.
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I have the loft situation
under control.
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Yeah,
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but Will-Will got that one,
even though I told him not to,
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but it's really amazing,
and it's nice, and it's safe.
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Okay, let me tell you
what's not safe.
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A whole bed that comes
in a box.
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Well,
there's eight more outside.
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Really? Nine full boxes?
Maybe you guys
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should build
this loft together.
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I got a guy coming over later
to assemble it, so...
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Did you hear that?
He's got a guy.
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Hey, listen, chief,
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super sweet,
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bringing that bed.
Like, really nice, champ,
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you know, but, uh, frankly,
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Maddie, she's not really
into that stuff.
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Is that for me?
Well, it sure is.
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Do you like it?
I love it!
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It's so pretty.
Just making you feel better.
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God, she is patronizing.
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Yeah, I can feel that.
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Mom, look,
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there's more boxes outside.
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Eight more outside.
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Probably just
wants to, you know,
256
00:08:17,221 --> 00:08:18,805
make a fort out of the boxes.
257
00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:20,372
You know, keep it
super grounded.
258
00:08:20,373 --> 00:08:21,874
You know, Maddie
tends to do that,
259
00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:23,359
just keep it real.
260
00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,977
Look, uh, I...
261
00:08:24,978 --> 00:08:26,229
I was just kind of wondering...
262
00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,397
I'm not into bathhouses, bro.
263
00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:29,232
I'll keep that in mind.
264
00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,234
Um, listen,
265
00:08:31,235 --> 00:08:34,153
Kate and I were thinking
about going camping, and, uh,
266
00:08:34,154 --> 00:08:36,105
I was wondering if maybe
you could watch Maddie?
267
00:08:36,106 --> 00:08:38,557
Yeah, sure, Will, that
sounds awesome. Thanks.
268
00:08:38,575 --> 00:08:39,725
Thanks for the opportunity.
269
00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:40,910
Great. Thanks.
270
00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:43,229
Hey, let me help you
with those boxes.
271
00:08:43,247 --> 00:08:44,947
Wait, I was just
being sarcastic, dude.
272
00:08:46,116 --> 00:08:47,233
Tommy.
273
00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:48,918
Okay, wait here.
274
00:08:48,952 --> 00:08:50,253
What's the emergency?
275
00:08:50,287 --> 00:08:52,238
I want you to meet at least two
276
00:08:52,239 --> 00:08:54,457
of your future wives.
277
00:08:54,508 --> 00:08:56,426
The first is my
friend from yoga,
278
00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:59,011
the second is my
dead cousin's widow,
279
00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:01,247
and the third, I just
met on the street,
280
00:09:01,281 --> 00:09:04,267
but she seems very interested.
281
00:09:04,268 --> 00:09:06,853
In what?
Unclear.
282
00:09:06,854 --> 00:09:09,588
BJ, I don't have time for this, okay?
I have a tennis class in half an hour.
283
00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:11,357
Perfect. You've got 15
minutes to find a replacement
284
00:09:11,358 --> 00:09:13,192
for the woman who has captivated
your every waking thought
285
00:09:13,193 --> 00:09:14,861
for the past ten years. Go.
286
00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:16,312
Hi, I'm Tracy.
287
00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:19,615
I love cooking, working out,
and gardening,
288
00:09:19,616 --> 00:09:22,952
and I'm just looking for someone
with nice feet
289
00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,605
to step on my face
at the end of the day.
290
00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:27,323
It was the first morning
of our honeymoon,
291
00:09:27,324 --> 00:09:29,959
and when I turned over,
he was dead next to me.
292
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,212
There was a pillow over his face
but no sign of a break-in.
293
00:09:33,213 --> 00:09:35,798
As my lawyer says,
I have no idea what happened,
294
00:09:35,799 --> 00:09:37,783
but I'm deeply saddened.
295
00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:38,851
Chinese theater?
296
00:09:38,852 --> 00:09:40,136
Oh, you like theater?
297
00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,620
California.
298
00:09:41,621 --> 00:09:43,139
Movie stars?
299
00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,791
Would you excuse me
for one second?
300
00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:50,179
So, who's the lucky lady?
301
00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,731
Well, number three
wanted directions,
302
00:09:51,732 --> 00:09:53,465
number one is a dude,
303
00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,902
and number two, I'm pretty
sure she killed your cousin.
304
00:09:55,903 --> 00:09:58,688
Three-way toss-up.
Classic Sophie's Choice.
305
00:10:02,659 --> 00:10:04,327
What's going on?
306
00:10:04,328 --> 00:10:05,828
We're going camping, too.
307
00:10:05,863 --> 00:10:08,331
Oh, really?
Am I in trouble or is he?
308
00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:10,416
I feel like it's probably you.
309
00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:13,516
What are you doing?
Nothing.
310
00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,418
Hey, I'm just taking my niece
on a fun,
311
00:10:15,452 --> 00:10:16,741
spontaneous excursion.
312
00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:19,238
Okay fine, truth is
I don't trust that guy.
313
00:10:19,272 --> 00:10:20,912
You think nature comes
in nine boxes
314
00:10:20,941 --> 00:10:22,742
any you can pay a guy
to put it together?
315
00:10:22,743 --> 00:10:24,560
No, you could die out there.
316
00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:26,946
Why don't you just skip
the spying and come with us?
317
00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:28,831
What? We both know
that every version of this
318
00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:30,065
ends with you coming with us.
319
00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,733
Really? You'd be
okay with that?
320
00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,402
Yeah, sure, there's plenty
of room in the cabin.
321
00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:35,621
The cabin? Is that your idea
of roughing it?
322
00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:37,456
Yeah, it's warm, it's cozy,
323
00:10:37,457 --> 00:10:39,208
and I thought it'd be
more comfortable for Kate.
324
00:10:39,242 --> 00:10:40,676
Oh, really?
Is that what you thought?
325
00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:42,077
That it'll be nicer
for my sister?
326
00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:43,796
That she could take a shower
327
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,098
and stay warm
and not get scared?
328
00:10:46,099 --> 00:10:48,934
That's-that's actually
super thoughtful, in fact.
329
00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:50,419
It's really nice of you.
330
00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:52,021
But if you want to sleep
outside, you and Maddie
331
00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:53,611
are more than welcome
to camp in the yard.
332
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,808
Oh, really? Is that your move,
that we could actually...
333
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:58,760
That's actually super sweet,
too; Thank you.
334
00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:00,448
I'd love to take you
up on that offer.
335
00:11:00,449 --> 00:11:01,530
Great. Let's go camping.
336
00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:03,566
Yeah.
337
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,285
Listen, I shouldn't have
thrown that many women
338
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,769
at you so quickly.
339
00:11:07,788 --> 00:11:11,073
The number was an issue,
but caliber was also suspect.
340
00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:14,143
Well... it's not exactly
fair to blame them, is it?
341
00:11:14,177 --> 00:11:17,112
We all know who's
really at fault.
342
00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,631
BJ, you don't have
to apologize.
343
00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:20,680
You.
Me? How is it my fault?
344
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:24,119
Tommy, the way you approach
women is all wrong.
345
00:11:24,137 --> 00:11:25,810
You're too open.
346
00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:28,813
When you approach a woman,
it is all about the hunt!
347
00:11:28,842 --> 00:11:30,593
The hunt.
No, I don't mean the hunt.
348
00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,094
I mean, it's the chase.
349
00:11:32,128 --> 00:11:33,596
Aren't hunting and chasing
the same thing?
350
00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:35,564
Never correct a woman.
That ends the dialog.
351
00:11:35,565 --> 00:11:37,399
You're trying to cultivate a
back-and-forth here, you see? Okay, yeah.
352
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,351
See? Now what you did just
there, you let me off the hook.
353
00:11:39,402 --> 00:11:40,936
Don't let me
get away with that.
354
00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:42,521
But you said I shouldn't
correct you.
355
00:11:42,572 --> 00:11:43,870
Don't say what I said
back to me.
356
00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:45,090
I'm sorry.
Don't say you're sorry.
357
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,142
Apologize.
I'm sorry.
358
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,478
No! Apologize, Tommy!
Forgive me...
359
00:11:49,513 --> 00:11:50,812
For what?
360
00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:53,833
...for agreeing,
but not disagreeing.
361
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:56,001
Better.
I am so confused.
362
00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:57,203
Exactly.
363
00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:01,323
You get it. Do you see?
364
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,425
Oh! Women!
Yes.
365
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:04,660
Yes.
366
00:12:04,694 --> 00:12:06,828
This is so nice.
Mm-hmm.
367
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,681
It's so amazing.
368
00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:10,832
I thought this stuff
only happened in movies,
369
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,134
you know?
370
00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:14,067
This bearskin rug smells
really bad.
371
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:16,027
That fire is
burning my face off.
372
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:23,178
This is much better.
373
00:12:23,179 --> 00:12:24,563
So much better.
374
00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:26,282
I love it here.
375
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:29,285
I love that you love it here.
376
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:47,002
All right!
377
00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:50,872
Put out the fire, buried my TP
378
00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:54,710
and hung the bear bag.
379
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:58,046
See? Camping doesn't have
to be fancy to be fun.
380
00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:04,270
Quickly, easily zip the...
381
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:09,408
I'm gonna get all snug
like a little bug in a rug.
382
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:12,244
Don't want any heat escaping.
383
00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:14,229
Why do we hang a bear bag?
384
00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:17,266
Well, you see, bears can smell
food from a half a mile away.
385
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,767
So wouldn't they smell it
in a tree?
386
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:20,102
Yeah, but they can't get it.
387
00:13:20,136 --> 00:13:21,237
But wouldn't that make 'em mad?
388
00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:23,656
I would think it would, yes.
389
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:26,458
Yeah, I mean, those bears
have been promised a meal
390
00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:30,246
that is literally being
dangled over their head.
391
00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:32,979
You know what?
392
00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:34,850
I'm gonna actually
move that bag,
393
00:13:34,851 --> 00:13:39,254
so it's not directly
so... over our tent.
394
00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:44,310
Ow! Oh, damn it!
395
00:13:44,311 --> 00:13:45,978
My leg shouldn't be this...
396
00:13:45,979 --> 00:13:47,613
Ow! Why is there so ma...
397
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,451
Oh, wow.
398
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:55,704
Wow, these trees...
399
00:13:55,705 --> 00:13:57,039
Proof of God.
400
00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:01,276
Pine...
401
00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:03,912
redwood, pine...
402
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:06,966
Spruce, Christmas...
403
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,347
walnut...
404
00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:10,308
alder pine,
405
00:14:10,337 --> 00:14:12,521
ponderosa,
406
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:14,890
crabapple.
407
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,795
Look at those beautiful leaves,
408
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:23,029
you proud, proud creature.
409
00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:29,772
Actually, those might not
be leaves at all.
410
00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:32,330
Those are bats.
That's just a...
411
00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:34,810
that's just a boatload of bats.
412
00:14:34,811 --> 00:14:36,945
Wow, may not even be a tree
in there at all.
413
00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:38,447
That's just a huge amount
of bats!
414
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:39,815
Ah! Night bats!
415
00:14:39,849 --> 00:14:41,784
Okay, stay calm, people!
Stay calm!
416
00:14:41,785 --> 00:14:43,919
I've been here before!
I've trained for this!
417
00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,471
Should we go out there?
I know what I'm doing!
418
00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:48,507
Oh, my God! Okay...
No, no, he's fine. Look at me.
419
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:49,991
Stay calm!
Bats hate commotion!
420
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,011
Don't I look good
in here, in this lighting?
421
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,295
Be still! Be...
422
00:14:53,296 --> 00:14:55,381
Oh, my God.
423
00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:56,882
Ben down!
Brother down!
424
00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:09,012
Where are we, Mommy?
425
00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:11,998
We're home, baby.
Go to sleep.
426
00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:21,308
I had to put Maddie in my bed.
Hers was full of sawdust.
427
00:15:21,309 --> 00:15:24,461
I put Ben in his, which, oddly,
was also full of sawdust.
428
00:15:24,462 --> 00:15:26,346
I'm sorry our night
got cut short.
429
00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:27,530
But, hey, what's a
romantic camping trip
430
00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:29,983
without a nice visit
to the emergency room?
431
00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:32,652
Get a few post-exposure
rabies vaccines.
432
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:34,187
So much fun!
433
00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:35,872
I know that Ben
434
00:15:35,906 --> 00:15:38,024
has been acting
a little crazy...
435
00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:41,378
a lot crazy recently,
436
00:15:41,412 --> 00:15:43,363
but we didn't have the
same opportunities as you,
437
00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:45,165
so you have to understand.
438
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,867
I think it might, might have
made him just a little...
439
00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:49,369
...insane, maybe?
440
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,704
Overprotective, maybe?
441
00:15:51,705 --> 00:15:55,558
But you know, he's in bed,
442
00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:57,060
we have the house to ourselves.
443
00:15:57,061 --> 00:15:58,378
Thank God.
Yeah.
444
00:15:58,379 --> 00:15:59,229
How's Ben?
445
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,563
Where, where is he?
446
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:01,881
What are you doing here?
447
00:16:01,882 --> 00:16:04,000
I'm his emergency contact.
Now how is he?
448
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,769
He's fine. Tommy...
449
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,253
More importantly, how are you?
450
00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:08,238
I'm fine.
451
00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:10,240
Hi. Oh, hey, Tommy.
Hey, BJ.
452
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:11,408
How's Ben?
Where is he?
453
00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:12,609
He's fine.
Yeah?
454
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,944
What are you doing here?
I'm his wife, remember?
455
00:16:14,945 --> 00:16:17,247
I'm his emergency contact.
Is he okay?
456
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:19,582
You guys,
please get out of here.
457
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,836
Oh, still paying off that
giraffe lamp. Nice.
458
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:24,270
Wh...?
459
00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:25,839
Come on.
460
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,541
Stay strong. Have fun.
461
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:30,076
I mean, wow.
462
00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,544
Come on.
463
00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:34,764
So everyone in your life
is always this nuts.
464
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:36,099
Not always.
Sometimes they sleep.
465
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,600
So...
466
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:41,921
Kate, I want to tell you
this feeling I'm hearing!
467
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:44,774
I'll be right back.
Ah-ah, Kate, he is a grown man.
468
00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:47,227
Yeah, I know, but it's really
dark in there and he's confused
469
00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:48,445
and he's foggy, and I should...
470
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,930
You need to set
better boundaries.
471
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,265
I know how to set boundaries.
472
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:54,100
Kate!
Really?
473
00:16:54,101 --> 00:16:55,435
Kate...!
474
00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:57,153
This is what you want
your life like?
475
00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,488
Sometimes it's a lot crazier,
476
00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:00,290
so you caught it on
a good night.
477
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,607
Don't worry.
Eventually, they'll get
478
00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,410
their lives together and leave
you alone a little bit.
479
00:17:03,411 --> 00:17:08,248
I don't want them to
leave me alone... Will.
480
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:10,333
When Maddie's dad ran out on me
481
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:11,918
and my life was completely
falling apart,
482
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:14,237
they were the only people
that were there for me.
483
00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:16,756
They picked me up and
put me back together
484
00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:19,142
and got me on
my feet and helped me
485
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,478
believe that I could
move on from that.
486
00:17:21,479 --> 00:17:23,313
'Cause I really didn't
think that I could.
487
00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:24,630
And I've done it.
488
00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,632
Yeah, and I think
that's awesome.
489
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,735
Without them,
I wouldn't be who I am.
490
00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,253
I get that.
491
00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:31,604
Do you?
Yeah.
492
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:37,637
But if you and I are going
to keep doing this, I...
493
00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:44,317
I ought to be totally
honest with you.
494
00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:48,321
I don't think I want
this much crazy in my life.
495
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:55,595
Well, I'm glad you're
being honest with me.
496
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:59,532
Yeah.
497
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:05,371
So where's that leave us?
498
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:10,193
Kate, I figured out
why the bats were after me.
499
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:12,178
It's because I'm one of them!
500
00:18:12,179 --> 00:18:14,280
Right.
501
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:20,086
You all right?
Yeah.
502
00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:22,188
I mean, who cares
if I never find love?
503
00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:24,457
I don't need love.
Of course you don't.
504
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,359
You just need someone
to have sex with.
505
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,544
Oh!
506
00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,195
Look at that.
507
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:31,297
I know.
How cute is this dog?
508
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:32,916
Hey! Hey, there!
509
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,384
What's your name?
Come here.
510
00:18:34,385 --> 00:18:36,506
"Robert"? Well, hello, Robert.
511
00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:37,036
Hi.
512
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:39,088
What are you wearing, huh?
513
00:18:39,089 --> 00:18:41,224
A tuxedo?
Are you a spy dude?
514
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,977
Excuse me.
I'm talking to a dog here.
515
00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:45,728
He's so cute. Is he yours?
516
00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:47,146
No, no.
I'd have put
517
00:18:47,147 --> 00:18:49,048
him down years ago,
if he was mine.
518
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:51,584
What you going later, huh? A prom?
A wedding? Opera?
519
00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:52,218
Psst!
520
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:53,403
You have a whole life
we don't know about, don't you?
521
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,554
Tommy... Tommy!
522
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,272
Ow!
Oh, my goodness!
523
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:58,024
BJ, you could have kicked this dog.
What happened?
524
00:18:58,025 --> 00:19:00,014
Are you okay?
I'm fine. I...
525
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,396
I'm Tommy.
526
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:04,247
I'm Lila.
527
00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,065
Hey, Lila.
Hi, Tommy.
528
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:07,567
You like dogs?
529
00:19:07,568 --> 00:19:08,567
You have a dog?
530
00:19:10,037 --> 00:19:11,904
Funny.
Yeah.
531
00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:13,239
Well, yeah.
532
00:19:16,794 --> 00:19:18,795
Hey, you okay?
533
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:23,099
Yeah, yeah.
534
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,870
I think Will and I
just had our first real fight.
535
00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:28,688
About the money thing?
536
00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:31,391
Yeah...
537
00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:33,443
yeah, about the money thing.
538
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:39,949
What are you gonna do?
539
00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,401
I don't know.
540
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:43,753
I mean, you didn't
break up or anything...
541
00:19:45,739 --> 00:19:48,341
Sorry.
542
00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:54,581
Wow, this is really high.
543
00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:56,782
This is not safe
for Maddie at all.
544
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:58,418
No, it's really not.
545
00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:03,256
I mean, maybe if you got
like a, like a, like a railing
546
00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:04,957
or a harness or something.
547
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,010
Yeah.
Or put it outside.
548
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:10,013
I don't think Maddie wanted
the loft bed as much as I did.
549
00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:14,017
And honestly, I mean, what kid
actually wants a live-work space?
550
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:16,686
I did.
I did so badly.
551
00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:18,071
I wanted a bunk bed.
552
00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:19,973
Really?
I... I did not know that.
553
00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:21,858
Yeah.
You didn't know that?
554
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:23,526
Yeah, of course I
knew that, dude.
555
00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:23,943
Oh.
556
00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:25,695
You begged like a circus dog.
557
00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:26,863
I didn't beg.
558
00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:28,448
Yes, you did.
I did.
559
00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:29,532
Like, every year.
560
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,085
Why did you want one so bad?
561
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,628
I don't know.
562
00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:43,463
I just thought it would be fun.
563
00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:46,265
Yeah, it would've.
564
00:20:50,471 --> 00:20:53,289
Ben... what's...?
565
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,624
I'm sure it's fine.
566
00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:58,127
Nope, that is not fine!
567
00:20:58,128 --> 00:21:01,681
Ribbon wood...
568
00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:04,767
mountain mahogany...
569
00:21:04,768 --> 00:21:07,320
coffeeberry...
570
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:10,456
Ah, bush chinquapin,
hey-nah-ha.
571
00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:18,898
Who knows tree names now, Dad?!
572
00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:22,719
This guy.
573
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,141
What's up, sycamore?
574
00:21:28,142 --> 00:21:31,040
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