1 00:00:22,755 --> 00:00:27,238 Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway - 2 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,921 Hey, Tom, how we doing? 3 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,758 OK, one, two, three. Who's first up out of the... 4 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,551 Who's coming out? You are. Perfect. 5 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,470 Listen to the music. Remember, energy. 6 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:48,390 There's gonna be snow, smoke. Some fire - that's bad. Report that. 7 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,866 You were amazing! Go out there. Mingle. Drink responsibly. 8 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,993 Remember, it's "low carb", not "low carbon". 9 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,536 They're loving it! - Yeah? 10 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,080 Loving it! - Great! 11 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,583 The slender bottle, the whole "it's so hot it's cool" thing. 12 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,627 "So cool it's hot!" - Yeah! 13 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,296 Grab a drink! They won't be happy until that's empty. 14 00:01:20,423 --> 00:01:23,777 Josh Lawson 15 00:01:25,374 --> 00:01:28,891 Rachael Taylor 16 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,769 Good job. Seriously. Great job. 17 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,312 Oh, whoa, whoa. Tom, Tom, Tom. 18 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,231 Give one to your girlfriend. - Thanks. 19 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,978 And get a girlfriend! 20 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,568 We did well. - Yeah. It went OK. 21 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,862 In two years time, this brand could be anywhere. 22 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,406 You might be right. 23 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,574 I really feel like we're building something. 24 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,785 Hey, listen. I should probably tell you, 25 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,328 I'm... I'm actually leaving. 26 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:52,955 Really? - Yeah. 27 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,578 I just... The time's right. That's all. 28 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,205 What, after six months? 29 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:01,338 David James Jodi Gordon 30 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:05,551 Thanks, Ben, for six months of loyal service. - Well, seven, actually. 31 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,094 Thank you, thank you. 32 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,430 And now he's off to casual sportswear. 33 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,722 What? Oh, come on! 34 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,850 Like I said in my reference, if anyone can take 35 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,726 a clapped-out product from yesteryear 36 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,396 and sell it to 20-something metrosexuals, it's this guy. 37 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,231 Thanks. - Token of our appreciation. 38 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,978 Oh, I didn't get you anything. 39 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,360 Katey? - Well, goodbye. 40 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,195 Oh... goodbye. - And happy birthday. 41 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,781 Thank you. How'd you know it was my birthday? 42 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,491 A little Google alert told me. 43 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,410 How'd you know I wanted a heart-rate monitor? 44 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,078 I rang Andy. - How do you know Andy? 45 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,621 Your mum gave me his number. 46 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,124 Mmm... Uh... Katey, Katey, Katey. 47 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,667 I've, uh... 48 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,961 I kinda met someone. - You meet girls all the time. 49 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,708 I think this one's serious. 50 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,592 Hey. - Just in case you forgot me. 51 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,261 Oh, please. As if I could forget you... 52 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,763 Fleur. - No, I hadn't finished. 53 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,307 I was just gonna... 54 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,054 Should we grab a table? - Yep. 55 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,777 So, what's hot? - Have you done Peru? 56 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,945 Gracias. Oh, wow. 57 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,203 This one's the same as yours, 58 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,913 but with a 10-megapixel camera. 59 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,536 Do you take a lot of photos? - No. No. But 10? 60 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,216 Just arrived today. - Cool. 61 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,176 Only came out in the US, like, yesterday. 62 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,636 OK? - Thank you. 63 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,679 She's got a boyfriend. - Understood. 64 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,157 Written by: Santo Cilauro, Tom Gleisner, Rob Sitch 65 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,683 Have a good one. - Thanks. 66 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,652 Surprise! 67 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,280 Happy birthday! 68 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,448 ANY QUESTIONS FOR BEN? 69 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,371 Happy birthday, Ben. - Hey! Steph! 70 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,748 I... didn't think you'd be here. 71 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,668 We weren't technically going out, so I wasn't actually dumped. 72 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,666 Oh, good. - I'm still angry. 73 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,881 One sec. Put a pin in that. I wanna hear the end. 74 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,424 Hey! - Mwah! 75 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:10,968 Happy birthday! 76 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,844 He is gonna get changed, right? - Yeah. 77 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,722 I didn't get to train this morning. I've got this new program. 78 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,599 I wanna stick to my timing intervals... 79 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:18,846 Bzzz. 80 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,228 Too long? - Little bit. 81 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,980 Darling. - Just some picture frames. 82 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,982 You just need to put some little photos in. 83 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,729 Or I could just date her. 84 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,937 You know what Sam started doing at 27? 85 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,282 Talking about himself in the third person? 86 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,159 This is the year you need to go from here to here. 87 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,703 Legally? - We need to talk. 88 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,454 And we will. - We will talk. 89 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,201 Now, where are we off to? 90 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,497 What about Japan? We've got to do Japan. 91 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,087 Snowboarding. - OK! 92 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,005 Are you planning another holiday? 93 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,383 He just finished up work today! 94 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,585 They owed you short-service leave or...? 95 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,142 Cool place. 96 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,069 OK, guys! Can I get your attention, please? 97 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,989 Has everyone got a Red Minsk? - Yes! 98 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,616 Does it actually come from Russia? 99 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,701 New Zealand. 100 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,661 Cheaper potatoes, apparently. 101 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,863 To Ben! 102 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,390 Are you serious? - Proud of myself this morning. 103 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,893 Mate, it's Saturday morning. We just had a party. 104 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,686 Yeah, I know. I was feeling flat. 105 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,814 But a decent hill climb, it's amazing how good I feel. 106 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,233 The endorphins are pumping right through my body. 107 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,980 It's... - Hi. 108 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,529 And now I feel flat again. 109 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,073 Don't, mate. Hey, don't do that. 110 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,616 That's my T-shirt. - Mate. 111 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,701 Your life. How do you keep doing that? 112 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,995 Stop that, alright? I envy you. - No, you don't. 113 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,538 I do! - Really? 114 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,040 Yes. 115 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,250 Which bit? - Which bit...? 116 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,254 God, where do I start? All... the whole... thing. 117 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,298 I mean... what you've got with Em. 118 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,926 You know? That stuff, mate. It... 119 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,304 And a career. Commercial litigation lawyer. Come on. 120 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,057 Your triathlons. Triathlons! That's something! 121 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,600 You know? What am I doing? 122 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,561 Dating models, going to openings, earning twice as much as me. 123 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,356 I don't think it's twice, but that's what people think I do. 124 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,899 No, that's what you do, Ben. 125 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,943 I live with you. That's really what you do. 126 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,987 But that stuff doesn't mean anything, Nick. Not like... 127 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,610 And Em... You know...? 128 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,285 You know... Nick, seriously, you've got it together, mate. 129 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,995 I mean it, you have got it sorted. 130 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,415 Really? - You're a cool guy. 131 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,125 Thanks, mate. - Alright. 132 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,918 I'll get dressed. - Great. 133 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,670 Um... you...? 134 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,213 I've got plans. - You do? 135 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,756 Yeah. - She's... 136 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,549 Good luck with that. - Thank you. 137 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,722 Who's having the porridge with honey 138 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,640 and bio dynamic yoghurt with a side of... 139 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,183 That's me, thank you. 140 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,018 And omelette with mushroom ragout... 141 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,854 Me. - ..with a side of sourdough toast 142 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,647 Me. - ..and pork and fennel sausage? 143 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,691 Yeah, me. Thanks. 144 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,438 OK, well, dig in. 145 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,487 Sorry. Just this little audition thing. 146 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,114 No, it sounds exciting. What is it? 147 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,657 Uh... I probably won't get it. 148 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,659 Acting? - Presenting. 149 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,369 Well, of course. I mean, made for it. 150 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,580 You think? - Yeah, absolutely. 151 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,327 Fingers crossed. 152 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,626 Which bit did you actually do? 153 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,712 Dad, we basically changed everything - 154 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,255 font, color scheme, the bottle. 155 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,549 What about the vodka? - No. That part is the same. 156 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,092 But we came up with those hats. 157 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,927 So there is a fair bit in it? - Oh, yeah. 158 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,097 Honey, proud of this one. - Happy birthday, darling. 159 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,932 Oh, thanks, Mum. - Happy birthday. 160 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,143 Ooh, 27, hey, sweetheart? 161 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,853 You know what I was doing at your age? 162 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,396 Uh... the lambada? 163 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,191 Listening to Wham!? - That's not only funny, that's true. 164 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,735 Dating a girl with shoulder pads? - That's enough. 165 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,737 It was my first year as assistant manager, 166 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,280 first company car. 167 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,783 And it still looks great. - Hey, I should've kept it. 168 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,409 Hey, thanks, Mum! 169 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,204 I thought it might be interesting to read before you go. 170 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,498 Did you know that Hemingway had written about it? 171 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,041 No! Wow! - It's a good read too. 172 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,126 Um... Here's the thing - 173 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,086 we're not actually doing Kilimanjaro. 174 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,130 Had to delay the trip, but, uh... 175 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,716 Still definitely going, just... matter of timing... 176 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,259 Don't, Mum. What? 177 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,054 I'm gonna get those mushrooms. - We're going, definitely. 178 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,807 If an alcoholic can climb it, it should be a walk in the park. 179 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,226 Apparently, you do not go in the rainy season. 180 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,769 That makes sense. - Yeah. 181 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,854 We're still doing a trek. Sort of. - Where? 182 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,564 Bali. - Bali, eh? 183 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,107 Doing Uluwatu. 184 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,901 Mum. 185 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,403 That's me at 27. 186 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,365 Oh-ho-ho! Wow! Mum did have shoulder pads. 187 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,158 She wore them well. 188 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,910 And Stephanie? How's Stephanie? 189 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,453 Um... 190 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,455 Well, Steph and I are sort of, uh... 191 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,998 ...in transition. 192 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,668 What's that mean? - I think our son's moved on. 193 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,710 Oh. 194 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,379 That reminds me. I've got a new job. 195 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,130 Not too far out of town, which is nice. 196 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,883 Not a big change. Basically, doing what I was doing before. 197 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,426 And what is that? 198 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,136 One of the blokes at work was asking- 199 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,680 I gotta say, I struggled a bit. 200 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,974 I'm a strategic brand manager. - I told him that. 201 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,851 But what's the bit that you actually do? 202 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,312 I strategise brand positioning, try and put it in the right market slice... 203 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,065 I'll write it down. - Could you? And email it to me. 204 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,149 OK. 205 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,068 You forgot your presents, sweetheart. 206 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,611 Oh, God! Thanks, Mum. 207 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,573 Amazing! And I'm gonna... read 'em. Thank you. 208 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,616 And your mail. - Nothing much in there. 209 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,952 Something from the old school. Check it out. 210 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,075 OK. - Drive carefully. 211 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,677 "The opportunity to hear from those 212 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,929 with direct experience in a range of fields..." 213 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,639 Anyway, you know what this stuff is. 214 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,391 Let's make a move. - No, keep going. 215 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,934 Come on! - We'll be late. 216 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,477 I wanna hear you read it. - Why? 217 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,563 It sounds great. - Do we even... have time? 218 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,398 Oh, alright. If you want. - Yes. 219 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,735 "The careers night remains a highlight of the school calendar..." 220 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,278 Wasn't when I was there. 221 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,655 "..and each year we ask a number of former students 222 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,574 who have distinguished themselves..." 223 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,117 Oh, please. 224 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,661 "This year the school's governing board would like to 225 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,998 officially extend an invitation to Benjamin Robert... blah, blah..." 226 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,541 So it goes. 227 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,293 Wow, Ben, that's a real honor. - No. 228 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,503 When they use your middle name, it's an honor. 229 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,250 Or a summons. 230 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,219 Hey! - Beautiful woman. 231 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,763 Ah, big fella. 232 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,306 I was gonna stick it on your head. 233 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,308 Hey, mate, you want a...? - Yes. Love one. 234 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,135 You guys right? You finish those. 235 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,680 Guess who got invited to our school's careers night. 236 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,651 Guess who else got invited. 237 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,486 Who? - Alex. 238 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,029 Get out of here! Alex? 239 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,281 She's coming back for it. - She's coming back?! 240 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,950 It's been like two years... - Who? 241 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,952 Alex. Alexandra Hennessy. 242 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,954 You remember Alex. From school. 243 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,581 She went to uni with us. - Yes. OK. Yeah, right. 244 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,084 OK, yeah, yeah. She was, um... She was nice. 245 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,835 Wow! - Sorry. Why "wow"? 246 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,379 What do you mean? 247 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,215 OK, Alex is coming back. What's with the "wow"? 248 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,758 I think she's amazing. 249 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,844 She's a lawyer. You're a lawyer. - A human rights lawyer. 250 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,681 Oh, hold on. I don't think she actually works on human rights. 251 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,058 Yeah, she does. She actually works on human rights. 252 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,852 And humanitarian assistance. - With the United Nations. 253 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,980 Really? - Yes. Her email is @un.org. 254 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,898 Wow. - Not you too. 255 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,441 Come on. - It's cool, huh? 256 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,235 Hoy, here he is. 257 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,778 Andy, Simon. - Love your work. 258 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,525 Thank you. 259 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,658 Feel like a pensioner. 260 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,410 What do you guys think of the new look? 261 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,786 Cool. - Great. 262 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,622 Sam reckons the refurbishments alone, half a million bucks. 263 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,999 Great. - OK. 264 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,710 Where have your wows gone? Half a million on the fit-out. 265 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,003 Wow. 266 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,046 Either "wow" properly or don't do it at all. 267 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,590 Hey! Fleur. Everyone, Fleur. 268 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,134 Sorry... I'm late, everyone. 269 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,885 Ah... winner. 270 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,766 I'm not afraid to say it. - Why? 271 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,518 Oh, my God. 272 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,812 No, no, no. You have to choose. 273 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,810 If I had to choose. 274 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,734 Weather presenting. - Ooh. 275 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,653 But I'd look at the lotto draw and wonder about it every time. 276 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,196 Wow. - I get it. 277 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,198 Good question. - I guess that's it, then. 278 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,034 I've got another one. - No, you don't. 279 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,577 I've got a beauty. - Great! 280 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:19,164 If you were on a desert island, and you could only take one accessory, 281 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,037 would it be handbag or shoes? 282 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,512 So, should we catch up for lunch? 283 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,097 Um... yeah. Yeah. 284 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,348 Tomorrow? 285 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,809 I'm actually starting a new job tomorrow. 286 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,352 Oh. Later in the week. - Yeah. 287 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,896 Thursday? 288 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,355 Friday? 289 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,733 Look, I don't know... - You know what, surprise me. 290 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,401 OK. 291 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,944 I love surprises. 292 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,691 OK. 293 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,661 You're gonna be impressed. 294 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,872 This is HQ. Morning, all. 295 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,291 Ben's first day on the job today. Make him welcome. 296 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,038 Hi. - Morning. 297 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,671 Go easy on him too. 298 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,215 Sorry I didn't wear a tie. 299 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,675 No, no, don't be silly. That's what you're here for. 300 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,344 Careful, I might do the same myself. 301 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,346 This is Lucy, my executive assistant. 302 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,348 Hi. Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 303 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,891 Thank you. It's nice to be here. 304 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,310 Anyway. Somehow manages to get me through the day. 305 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,853 Yeah, she seems very, very nice. 306 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,647 She's got a boyfriend. - Gotcha. 307 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,316 Pretty much all the executive offices are on this floor. 308 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,943 Here's one. Ben who? 309 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,778 First day for Ben today, Ken. - Right. 310 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,571 You remember Ken from the interview? 311 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,115 Yes. Great to see you again, Ken. 312 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,534 Ken has been handling our marketing here for yonks. 313 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,577 But make no mistake, he's as keen as mustard 314 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,620 for some fresh takes, aren't you, Ken? 315 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,166 Yep. I'll give 'em a listen. 316 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,292 Yep. 317 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,169 Well, Ken's busy, so we'll come back... 318 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,712 We'll continue this later. 319 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,423 Are you familiar with the brand "Simpson"? 320 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,425 The washing machines? - No. Tennis wear. 321 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,719 Oh. Yes! Oh, of course. 322 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,181 Used to sponsor the Davis Cup. Newcombe, Roche. 323 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,518 Glory days. Rod Laver. Look at those pleats. 324 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,603 Anyway, it's one of our oldest labels, 325 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,438 fallen completely from sight. 326 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,357 Had a very loyal clientele in its days. 327 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,110 We feel it's time to, you know... - Yeah, get rid of it. 328 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,862 No. No. Restore it. Relaunch it. - Right! 329 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,114 Get it up and running again. - Excellent! Good! 330 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,949 Sorry, I was worried you'd lost faith. 331 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,493 No, no. Actually, we've had an idea for the relaunch. 332 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,787 We're thinking... women. 333 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,249 Uh-huh. What about them? 334 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,501 We get them to buy Simpson. 335 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,628 You want women to buy...? How? 336 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,840 Well, that's you. That's why we've got you. 337 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,134 Oh... - That's the mission! 338 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,007 ...right! 339 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,306 Excellent. 340 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,725 ♪Well, you know♪ ♪when you've been defeated♪ 341 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,853 ♪You don't♪ ♪care and you thank no-one♪ 342 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,315 ♪Feeling low♪ ♪you will always need it♪ 343 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,359 ♪And are♪ ♪you having fun...♪ 344 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,444 Hey! 345 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,570 What? 346 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,572 I think we might need some time apart. 347 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,115 After two days? 348 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,076 Right. I'm not necessarily saying a long time apart. 349 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,620 I thought we were clicking. 350 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,993 We were, we are. It's just... 351 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,249 Shit, I don't know. 352 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,460 My head hasn't been straight at the moment. 353 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,003 I just got a new job... 354 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,546 Are you a jerk? - What? No. 355 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,548 Last night she said you were a bit of a jerk. 356 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,592 I wasn't. - You sounded like a jerk. 357 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,636 What is this, tribal council? I was tired. 358 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,179 That's no excuse. - Exactly. 359 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,514 I'm sorry, do you mind? Thanks very much. 360 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,684 Look, Fleur, I'm sorry. I really am. I... 361 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,270 Here's the truth - I just got out of a long relationship 362 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,649 and I guess I still haven't quite come to terms with it... here. 363 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,396 Such bullshit. 364 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,772 Absolutely. - Pure bullshit. 365 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,915 Thanks, Sam. - Yeah. 366 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,583 Busy today. - Killing it. 367 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,126 Want another coffee? - Nah. 368 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,420 I really can't. I gotta knuckle down. But thanks. 369 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,622 Cheers, Mick. - Leave you to it, hey? 370 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,226 Is this for the new job? 371 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,311 No. God, no. That would've taken a paragraph. 372 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,939 I've gotta give a speech at the old school tomorrow night. 373 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,649 Oh, yeah. What are they paying you? 374 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,318 No, you don't get paid. - Come on, what are they paying? 375 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,445 Sam, you don't get paid. - Tell them to fuck off! 376 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,739 OK, just, shh-shh. 377 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,737 Mm-hmm. 378 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,538 No, it's like, uh... it's an honor to even be asked. 379 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,123 You know, it's a big thing. 380 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,458 Oh, yeah. No, I get it. Yeah, an honor. Well done. 381 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,002 What's it about? 382 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,421 Uh... career, success after school. That sort of thing. 383 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,007 What's the secret to life? 384 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,880 Mmm. Many. 385 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,469 You know what I would tell these kids? 386 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,805 Ah, it's... What? 387 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,348 About the essence. 388 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,891 The essence? 389 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,435 It doesn't matter what you do. 390 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,479 'Cause at the end of the day, the only thing that counts in life, 391 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,690 the only thing that truly means anything, 392 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,233 is that you win. 393 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,776 You beat the other guy. 394 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,445 You take the challenge head-on and you crush him. 395 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,574 Can I use that? 396 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,492 It's yours. - Great. 397 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,450 And it's the truth. 398 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,829 Ow. 399 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,419 Ben! 400 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,671 Hey... g'day, mate! 401 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,590 Jim. - Jim! Good to see you. 402 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,008 Great to see you. 403 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,260 I didn't know you were doing it. I saw your name... 404 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,804 What an honor. - Yeah. 405 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,847 And, hey, congratulations. - Oh, thanks. 406 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,474 Olympian. - In archery. 407 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,017 Still, just to make it there. 408 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,560 Yeah, I suppose, and win a medal. 409 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,104 Yeah... bronze. 410 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,855 I mean, great! Fantastic! Well done. 411 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,316 What about you? Did you keep up cricket after school? 412 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,069 Yeah, a bit. I had to let it go. - Oh, that's disappointing. 413 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,321 Not really... - You were such a good cricketer. 414 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,448 Well... yeah, thanks, but I did other things. 415 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,117 Oh. That's good. 416 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,078 Yeah, great. OK, mate, well, I better probably keep going. 417 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,621 But I'll see you afterwards. 418 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,081 Ben. - Sir. 419 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,291 No need to call me "sir" anymore. - Can't stop. 420 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,377 Thank you so much for coming. - My pleasure. 421 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,920 Full house tonight. - Really? 422 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,505 Yeah. Big thing now, these nights. 423 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,549 Had to tell the Year 10s they couldn't come. 424 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,883 Kept up your cricket? - No. 425 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,427 Ah, that's disappointing. 426 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,387 Few years back... 427 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,806 Hey, it's nice to see you. 428 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,384 Hi! So nice to see you. 429 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,688 An honorable guest, I see. 430 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,858 You too. - I think I got the wild card. 431 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,238 Ooh, I'm so nervous. 432 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,158 Honestly, I don't know how I ended up in Africa. 433 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,076 Especially when I think back to school 434 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,538 and all I wanted to be was a professional netballer 435 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,915 or a member of the Spice Girls. 436 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,920 In the early days with the UN, you get rotated quite often. 437 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,464 So this is my third country... 438 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,884 The thing about Northern Africa is there's this incredible diversity... 439 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,220 ...incredibly rich oil economies through to totally bankrupt nations. 440 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,140 ...they're also far less likely to be caught up in extremism... 441 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,435 ...agencies and the NGOs like the UNHCR, USAID... 442 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,771 Sorry, do I sound like I've just swallowed a dictionary? 443 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,191 Anyway, we're all trying to help. 444 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,485 I'm sorry, should I... should I stop or... 445 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,028 No, no, no. Don't. 446 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:50,114 That child is currently in school 447 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,910 and she drew me a picture of herself 448 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:59,540 with the word "shukran" which is Arabic for thank you. 449 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,459 So... so, thank you. 450 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:08,250 Thank you, Alex. Thank you so much. 451 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,178 What a journey. 452 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,763 Some of the Year 11 s are studying 453 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,098 third-world development and micro finance, 454 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,434 so they'll be doubly... I can see some nods. 455 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,353 Any questions for Alex? 456 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,064 Wow! We're not going to be able to take everyone. 457 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,442 Just five or six. I really want to move on to Ben. Yes. 458 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,488 Uh, yeah, and so after all the repackaging and the relaunching, 459 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,658 I suppose the real satisfaction comes at the end 460 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,868 when you look up and you see that billboard 461 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,912 and it's there for all to see 462 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,998 and you say to yourself... 463 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:45,211 I think that's the moment you say... I've re-branded. 464 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,796 No, maybe even more than that - 465 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,714 I've... I've recreated. 466 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,801 And is this for the vodka or the socks? The cushion socks? 467 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,886 No, I mean in general. - Sorry, in general. 468 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,223 Of... yeah, when you see the billboard and, or... 469 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,225 ...or whatever. Yeah. 470 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,019 I just mean that's when it feels real for me. 471 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:06,482 The... Yeah, just when 10,000 people will drive past it 472 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,151 and... yeah. 473 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,736 Are you finished? 474 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,905 Sorry, am I...? - You're finished? 475 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,032 Yes. - OK. Well... well done. 476 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,577 Oh. OK. - Thank you. 477 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,786 Very, very interesting. 478 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,788 Some people are doing a marketing module 479 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,331 so that will be right on target. 480 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,209 I don't quite... no, no. Let's dive straight into questions. 481 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,837 That's the way to drill down things. Any questions? 482 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,424 OK. Rowan. Yes? 483 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,010 I've got a question for Alex. 484 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,387 No, I meant any... I mean any questions for Ben. 485 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,390 We'll open up to the panel in a moment. 486 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:43,185 I just want to stay with Ben for the moment. Any questions for Ben? 487 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,484 You spoke too well. 488 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,528 OK, come on, come on, I know you... 489 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,776 Any questions? Now's the time. 490 00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,119 Actually I've got a question about billboards. 491 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,495 Do they go up in one sheet or in separate panels? 492 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,003 Hi. - Hi. 493 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:13,049 I... I was thinking maybe we grab a drink. 494 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,091 Um... 495 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,636 I would love to. 496 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,930 OK, great. Um... are you up for one? 497 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,059 I better not. No, I've got a big meeting in the morning. 498 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,019 This project I'm trying to put to bed. 499 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,979 Ah, you're repositioning a brand? 500 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,856 Uh, yeah. - Wow! 501 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,816 So I... - Can't tempt you for one? 502 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,735 Look, not tonight. No. - OK. 503 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,447 Sorry. But you know what, let's catch up while you're in town. 504 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,366 Actually I would love that. - Great. 505 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,159 I'm around these days too. 506 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,952 Yeah, that's good to know, Jim. 507 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,537 Great. Um... 508 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,790 OK, let's do that. - Good to see you. 509 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,334 I'll tell Briany. 510 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,161 Anyway, goodbye. 511 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,884 Don't be down about that. - Oh, no. I'm fine. 512 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,178 They were absorbing it. You really had to listen. 513 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,889 They'll be talking about it in the playground tomorrow. 514 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,850 I got the order wrong. I should have put you on after archery. 515 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,103 I mean, Alex spoke so well. - Yeah. 516 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,272 We're saving the world and then we're re-branding vodka. 517 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,108 Absolutely fabulous. Sold well? 518 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,693 Yeah. - That's the main thing. 519 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,821 You should have mentioned that. I'll pop it in the newsletter. 520 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,906 It's fine. - Wasn't Jim terrific? 521 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:23,911 ♪Why drink the water♪ ♪from my hand?♪ 522 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:28,241 ♪Contagious♪ ♪as you think I am♪ 523 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:39,051 ♪Don't scream about♪ ♪Don't think aloud♪ 524 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,805 ♪Turn your head now baby♪ ♪Just spit me out♪ 525 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:46,934 ♪Don't worry about♪ ♪Don't speak of doubt♪ 526 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:50,938 ♪Turn your head now baby♪ ♪Just spit me out.♪ 527 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,685 I'm buzzed. 528 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,318 I'll be honest with you. 529 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,488 When you called it "barbecue wear", it put me back on my heels a little. 530 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,408 I didn't mean to be rude. That's how the young demo might see it. 531 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,326 And we need to hear that. 532 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:08,205 But then you started talking about hip heritage, icon brands, 533 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,124 about making connections. 534 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:13,043 Well, I'm up on my toes. Ken will be too. 535 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,920 Great. - So I say we've got our ideas. 536 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,006 You've got yours. Bring 'em on. 537 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,050 Alright. Well, I can't get to it right away. 538 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,345 Now... I've got a ton of questions for ya. 539 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,264 Jim? - Yeah. 540 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,184 Jim the Archer? Did he go to the Olympics? 541 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,769 Yes, I just said that. 542 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,645 Jim won a medal at the Olympics? 543 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,397 Yeah. He did. - Wow! 544 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,524 The wows are back, are they? - How did he go? 545 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,943 Fine. He's an Olympian. What does he have to do? 546 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,987 Good on Jim. - You don't even know him. 547 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,032 Sounds like a good guy. - I guess he's fine. 548 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,992 And you? How did you go? 549 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,495 Uh... yeah. Fine. 550 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,539 Charmed them, no doubt. - Uh, yeah. 551 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,292 And what about Alex? I've been too afraid to ring her. 552 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,419 Good. She went well. - Really? 553 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,129 Kids loved her. - Really?! 554 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,707 I just said they loved her. What do you want me to say? 555 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,017 Oh, thanks, mate. - Pleasure. 556 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,605 Hey, Andy. - Yeah? 557 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,732 Could I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 558 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,610 Do you ever get the feeling... - This is a great ad. Watch this. 559 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:23,239 Uh... you know what, I'll ask after wards. 560 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,824 Sure. 561 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,617 I don't know... - This is the bit. 562 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,536 Oh, it's funny! 563 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:32,081 That was the last we ever saw of him. 564 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:37,002 He lives now... only in my memories. 565 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,847 Oh! Loved the way that movie ends. 566 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,390 It's a great ending, isn't it? 567 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,309 You get this feeling that he's still searching for something. 568 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,353 Yeah. Petrol. - I mean, spiritually. 569 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,439 He's after a sense of meaning. - No, petrol and food for his dog. 570 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,441 Andy, we're done. Should we go to the bar? 571 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,068 Yeah, right. 572 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,112 Em, you don't have Alex's number, do you? 573 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,738 Yeah, sure. 574 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:08,325 We were meant to get together. It might be nice to catch up. 575 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,910 Oh, she's gone. 576 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,705 She went to Canberra this morning, then she's flying out. 577 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,582 Oh. Bummer. OK. 578 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,625 I've got her email address if you want. 579 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,587 Yeah, that would be great. - She'd love to hear from you. 580 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,338 Well... - I'll send it to you. 581 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,711 Excellent. - Doing it now. 582 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:38,439 ♪It's the time of the season♪ 583 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,610 ♪When love runs high♪ 584 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:46,614 ♪And this time,♪ ♪give it to me easy♪ 585 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:52,244 ♪And let me try♪ ♪with pleasured hands♪ 586 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:56,415 ♪To take you in the sun♪ ♪to promised lands♪ 587 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,959 ♪To show you everyone♪ 588 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:06,839 ♪ It's the time of♪ ♪the season for loving.♪ 589 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,767 Oh, my God! - Behold. 590 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,227 You had a big TV. - Not this big. 591 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,021 Bring on summer sports. 592 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,564 Are you gonna make it later? 593 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:24,485 Yeah. What morons have a work Christmas party on Christmas Eve? 594 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,070 Just don't show. 595 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,280 I'll make an appearance and sneak out the back. 596 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,282 Oh, the spirit of Christmas. 597 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,952 Have you considered the possibility you might enjoy it? 598 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,412 Everyone say, "Smart casual!" 599 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,039 Smart casual! 600 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,916 This is killing me! 601 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,210 Now... got a little surprise for you. 602 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,088 I know what you're all thinking. - I doubt that. 603 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,757 This is not the venue for tonight's party. 604 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,759 The venue is actually right behind you. 605 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,637 Not a boat, not a boat, not a boat... Shit. 606 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:56,266 That's right, folks. That barbecue boat is ours for the next four hours. 607 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,059 Oh, fuck! 608 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:01,855 It's gonna be great fun. Let's go. 609 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,274 Cheers, all. How's everyone down here? 610 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,899 - Oh, OK. 611 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,739 Been looking all over for you. 612 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,532 Now you've found me. 613 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,453 Oh, she's a beautiful old city, isn't she? 614 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,080 Yeah, she is. 615 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,750 Quite the dame. - Yep. 616 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,585 Ken's firmed up his ideas. 617 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,672 Brand ambassadors. - Oh, yeah? 618 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,632 Spoken with a few player agents. 619 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,259 The thing with agents... 620 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,844 They're mentioning big names. 621 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,430 They're talking Venus Williams. - They'll do that. 622 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,056 I'd be happy with Serena. 623 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,600 Listen, you've gotta be careful with these promises. 624 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,061 What are we doing? We're talking shop. Guilty. 625 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,440 OK. - Christmas Eve. Soak it up. 626 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,691 Look, it's me! Let's have a photo with Santa. 627 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,368 What has been going on below decks? 628 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,162 Alright, listen up, everybody. 629 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,748 You're probably wondering why we've pulled in here. 630 00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:02,583 Somali pirates? - What's that, Ben? 631 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,126 I'm just wondering. 632 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,712 Well, you might. Time for surprise number two. 633 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,297 Oh, this isn't good. 634 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,341 Over that hill is the Sidney Myer Music Bowl. 635 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,802 Uh-oh. - Home to Carols by Candlelight. 636 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,387 Please, no. 637 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,591 Where we as a sponsor have a reserved row for the entire concert! 638 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,977 You with me? - Yeah! 639 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,645 This way, my friends. 640 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,537 Merry Christmas, everybody. 641 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:51,173 If you could see what I can see from where I am, 642 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,883 what a sight! 643 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,511 Umpire Aleem Dar says over. 644 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,679 70,000 fans on board. 645 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,099 This really is a wonderful atmosphere...- 646 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,351 Just realised we haven't checked the box. 647 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,770 Junk, junk... Looks like a letter for you. 648 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,396 Do we need a handyman? 649 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:09,850 Uh... no, no. 650 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,316 Another Thai restaurant. 651 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:31,797 ♪So tell me family now♪ ♪what do you think?♪ 652 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:36,677 ♪Watch it all go down♪ ♪the great big sink♪ 653 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,556 ♪Watch how the scum♪ ♪it rises to the top♪ 654 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:44,977 ♪Don't you wonder♪ ♪when it's all gonna stop?♪ 655 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,523 ♪Sometimes I wonder♪ ♪how we do sleep♪ 656 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:53,861 ♪Serving the dodgy♪ ♪companies we keep♪ 657 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:58,316 ♪All kicking and scrounging♪ ♪for the very first place...♪ 658 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,827 Smells good. - Hey, Benny boy. 659 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,580 It's 'cause it is good. Hey, what are you doing here? 660 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:08,125 Nothing. I was up, I thought I'd get an early start. 661 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,335 What's up? - Nothing. I felt like a coffee. 662 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,296 Come on. - Come on, Sam, I'm fine. 663 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,749 Benny, I know that look. What's up? 664 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:22,181 So... it's that bloody school thing I had to talk at. 665 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,767 Did you tell them what I told you? About crushing your opposition? 666 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,020 Uh, sort of. Not really. 667 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,605 There were five of us, right. 668 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:32,858 We each did our thing and at the end of the Q&A part, 669 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,068 I didn't get asked a single question. 670 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,070 Not one? Not one? 671 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,364 And it wasn't even just the questions there. 672 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,743 As I was describing what I did, 673 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,537 I don't know, I guess it sounded kinda... flaky. 674 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,581 Flaky? Did you tell them what you get paid? 675 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,791 The highest paid 27-year-old in town. 676 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,960 Shove that down your pimply fuckin' faces. 677 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,670 Not really appropriate. 678 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,964 You know what it is? Envy. 679 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,426 You've got the best life of anyone I know. 680 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,386 It's not that good. - It's the best. 681 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,971 It's OK. 682 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,724 I should have charged. Don't get fooled by do-gooders. 683 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,427 Every kid there would take what you've got in a flash. 684 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,530 Now I look like a commercial litigation lawyer. 685 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,241 You are a commercial litigation lawyer. 686 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,076 My point, Andy. - Don't worry about it. 687 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,661 At Bergine, we see a natural link 688 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,247 between international tennis and the wristwatch. 689 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,790 Can a watch have an ambassador? 690 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,375 Katerina Sinova. 691 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,122 My God! 692 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:37,422 I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for your support. 693 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,843 Icon brands. We're talking global feel. 694 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,388 Right, but you don't say any of that. Leave that to me. 695 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,224 And it's just for Australasia or its limited territory. 696 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,809 Right... do I say that? 697 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:51,937 I'll take care of all of that. Just play the mogul, turn on the charm. 698 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,857 We're certainly looking forward to seeing your daughter out on court. 699 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,905 Da. 700 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,949 We'll all be cheering her on. 701 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,537 You're not going to...? - No. 702 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,622 I think he gets the idea. - Sure. 703 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,543 Of course, the Americans would say we'd be rootin' for her. 704 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,170 OK, we might... we've been very selfish with your time. 705 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,755 Thank you for your time. 706 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,049 Absolute delight. - Enjoy the evening. 707 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,844 All the best for the tournament. - Can't wait to see you in action. 708 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,721 Good luck with the tournament. 709 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:29,016 All the best to you all. Thank you. - Thanks. See you. 710 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,359 Oh, man! That Russian sense of humor! 711 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,111 What did she have to say? - Not much. 712 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,822 Just touched on sponsorships, stuff like that. 713 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,533 Oh... my... God. - What? 714 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,118 She's coming. 715 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,120 Shit, is her dad with her? - No. 716 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,705 She's coming. She's here. 717 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,499 Ahem. - That was great. 718 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,126 Hello again. - Hi. 719 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:57,961 Hi, I'm Katerina. - Yes, you are. 720 00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,671 This is Nick. - I am. 721 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,506 This is Andy. - Hi, Andy. Katerina. 722 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,134 Sorry, I was getting a little tired talking to agents. 723 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,719 Oh, who could blame you? 724 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:09,139 I was thinking of maybe getting out of here. 725 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:11,391 Sure. - Maybe go have a drink? 726 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,138 Sounds good to me. 727 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,604 And your friends? - They're fine. 728 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,647 Oh, no... - No, we're fine. 729 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,858 Are we? - We're good. 730 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,443 Just you and I, then. 731 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,691 Terrific. Well, where shall we go? 732 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:32,913 Wow! This place is incredible. Another family lives here? 733 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:34,498 Just me. 734 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:37,334 If we split up, we should meet back here. Should we order food? 735 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,169 No, I don't think so. 736 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:40,754 Drink, perhaps? 737 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,956 I'm already a little tipsy. 738 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,679 OK... 739 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,807 Technically what base am I on at the moment? 740 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,767 You have had sex before? 741 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:56,728 No, I have a couple of times. Never with a top-ten tennis player. 742 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,189 16th, but thank you. 743 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:01,687 Well, who believes those WTA rankings? 744 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,155 Shall we take this to the bedroom? 745 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,982 No? - No. 746 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,319 Yeah. This probably folds out anyway. 747 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,789 Loosen up. You seem nervous. 748 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:17,991 You are funny. - Thanks very much. 749 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,006 Um... - It's beautiful. 750 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,884 Yes, it is very pretty. Katerina? - Yeah? 751 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,719 Should we maybe close the curtains? 752 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,680 You don't like looking at my body? 753 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,474 Yes, I do. Just not on YouTube. 754 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:40,105 Yeah... see, I don't think we've solved it, have we? Oh! 755 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,190 Hi, you wanted to see me? 756 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,152 Well done last night. - Thanks. You too. 757 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:47,529 Thank you. I just got off the phone from IMG. 758 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,698 They reckon Katerina might be up for it. 759 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:52,367 Uh, yeah, I think she might be. 760 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,952 Fingers crossed. 761 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,996 And if my radar's anything to go by, 762 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,707 I thought I got a certain vibe from our little Russian Miss. 763 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,792 No. - I thought she had eyes for you. 764 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,210 No! - I'm just saying. 765 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,879 For me? No! I'm outta here. 766 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:06,047 Only saying what I saw. Mark my words. 767 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,467 Seriously, I have to leave you to it. - Sure, sure. 768 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,260 Plenty to get on with. 769 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,679 Ha, ha. Good fun. 770 00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:18,602 Hey. - Don't ask how I know. 771 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,228 Oh, God. 772 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:23,440 I once dated a weather presenter. It was a wonderful experience. 773 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,443 But one of the hottest female tennis players in the world! 774 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:29,779 That is more than an experience, my friend, that is an achievement! 775 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,656 Yeah, well. 776 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,408 OK, what's going on? 777 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,453 Nothing's going on. - Something's up. Come on. 778 00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:39,539 I don't know. - Benny. 779 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,166 Really, I don't know. 780 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:45,587 It's just like... lately, even when good things happen, I feel... 781 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:49,049 I don't know, I feel weird, that's all. It's nothing. 782 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,051 Sam, I can't even get to sleep. 783 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,637 Why would you want to sleep? I'd be taking No-Doz. 784 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,214 Yeah. 785 00:36:56,464 --> 00:37:00,602 Benny, let's discuss this somewhere else. 786 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,979 Really? Nah, I'm fine. - Come on. 787 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,477 Shit. 788 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,069 Sam, Sam, Sam... 789 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,896 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 790 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,080 Whoa! Whoa, alright. 791 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,542 Let me get this straight. You think I should buy a Ferrari? 792 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,127 No, of course not. I'm talking "metaphorically". 793 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:28,630 A Porsche, a Maserati, borrow mine. 794 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,800 The point is, enjoy yourself, indulge yourself. 795 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,970 Ben, you're currently dating one of the world's top tennis players. 796 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,763 No, no, no. We're not dating. 797 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,599 Even better. Jackpot. Soak it up, my friend. 798 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,518 Celebrate it. 799 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:43,561 OK. Alright. 800 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,022 Red light! Red light! Red light! 801 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,233 It's good for ya! 802 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,185 If I had the hiccups! 803 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,907 Wow! Cool car! 804 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,159 What does Samz mean in English? 805 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,078 Uh... nickname. 806 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,622 Just an old nickname - Samz, Samzy. 807 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,250 Alright, let's go. Uh... 808 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,835 Are you going to press the button? 809 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,254 Huh? Yeah, I was. 810 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:12,253 I was just making sure the race mode was off. Yeah. 811 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,969 Uh, right. Better be going. 812 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,929 Fuck me. 813 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,803 Sorry. It does that. 814 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,061 Oh, my God! 815 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,891 Sorry, I'm sorry. It's my bad. 816 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,449 ♪Working your♪ ♪fingers to the bone♪ 817 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,326 ♪Driving you mad♪ ♪and he should a known♪ 818 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,910 ♪Wrap it baby♪ ♪I'm taking you home♪ 819 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,787 ♪Get off your throne♪ ♪I want you alone♪ 820 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,748 ♪Take just a♪ ♪little bit of time♪ 821 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,958 ♪Just to make♪ ♪you feel alright♪ 822 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,878 ♪Just enough to ease the party♪ ♪Hit the lights♪ 823 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:53,757 ♪You've got pressure♪ ♪dripping off your shoulders♪ 824 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:57,260 ♪Let me be the♪ ♪one to relieve it♪ 825 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,013 ♪Let's get unprofessional♪ 826 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:05,268 ♪Don't you know♪ ♪it's gonna feel much better with♪ 827 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,392 ♪Just a little bit♪ ♪Just a little bit...♪ 828 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,983 Did I pick it? 829 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,944 Did I pick it? - Yes, you certainly did. 830 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,155 Wow, above and beyond the call of duty, eh? 831 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,907 We just caught up over a drink. 832 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:22,202 Talk about making a connection. - Just doing brand management, boss. 833 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:25,163 Bit of repositioning. - Sorry, I really have to... 834 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,748 Sure. - OK. 835 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,333 Anyway, I think we're this close 836 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,543 to seeing Katerina Sinova in a Simpson top. 837 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,212 Terrific. - Or out of one. 838 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,961 Good fun. - Great fun. 839 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,981 ..outside courts, to Rod Laver Arena now, 840 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,401 and Alicia Molik, the former world number eight 841 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:57,946 takes on Katerina Sinova, currently number 16 in the world. 842 00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:01,157 They walk down the tunnel, past the former champions here. 843 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,618 There's Katerina, the young Russian... 844 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,037 Ready for play. 845 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,784 First set. 846 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,382 40-15. 847 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,641 30-love. 848 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:33,432 ...challenging the ball on the right far sideline. The ball was called out. 849 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,196 It's out. 850 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,662 Let's just watch ourselves. - What? 851 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,373 I'm just saying relax. - You're telling me to relax? 852 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:51,958 Well, tone it down. 853 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,794 If I find out that you were with her last night before the game, 854 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,337 I will kill you, you hear me? 855 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,922 Yes, I think we can all hear you. 856 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,883 Did you have sex with her? - What? 857 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,218 You make sexy? - Can we talk about this later? 858 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,889 You have sex with Katerina? - No, I did not. 859 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,392 Quiet, please. 860 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,229 If you hadn't fucked our chances... 861 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,440 Hang on, I was dragged in on your idea. 862 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,358 I didn't ask you to be dragged in. 863 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:20,862 Hang on! Let's work together on this. 864 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:24,157 Ken, it's a hiccup. 865 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:27,035 The brand ambassador concept is not dead. 866 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,870 Can I say something here? 867 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:31,539 This will be good. - Ken. Please. 868 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,626 Go ahead. 869 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,462 No 20-year-old is going to buy a shirt 870 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,006 because some sports star pretends to wear it. 871 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,549 That's old school. 872 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,136 Kids will buy this stuff if they think it's been rediscovered, reinvented. 873 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,180 That something authentic is going on. 874 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,307 You persist with these B-grade endorsements 875 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,135 and we'll end up looking lame and dated and tragic. 876 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,268 Ken? 877 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,526 Hey! Here she is. 878 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,778 Hello. 879 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,363 Hi. Bad luck. 880 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,074 Let me just pop that in the old... 881 00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,826 Yeah, water's topped up. Great. 882 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,410 Where do you wanna go? - Dubai. 883 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,995 Come again? 884 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:14,040 I have to get the serve sorted out before the next tournament. 885 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,835 OK... - Katerina! 886 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,885 Hi. 887 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,930 So he got bail. That's good. Terrific. 888 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,932 Sorry about the shirt thing. My agent... 889 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,850 It's fine, it's really fine. 890 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:36,479 You're cool, yeah? - What? Yeah. 891 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,272 Of course I'm cool. 892 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,234 Are you sure? - Yes. 893 00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:44,062 You're sure? - I'm sure that I'm cool. 894 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,279 Hi. - Hey. 895 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,245 What happened with Katerina? - She's gone. 896 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,205 Had to get to the next tournament. 897 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,207 Ah, bummer. And...? 898 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,376 Nah. She wants to hook up again whenever. 899 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,588 Great! It's perfect. Dude, I'll see you next time. 900 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,214 Yeah, OK. 901 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,967 Ah... I don't know, man. It's not just that... 902 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,136 Hey, have you got a second? 903 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:09,721 Yeah, shoot. 904 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,681 Mind if we turn the TV off? 905 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:15,431 Off or down? - Off. 906 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,646 What's up? 907 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,982 I don't know. It's... 908 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,318 It's like I've been feeling a bit weird lately. 909 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,194 A bit unbalanced. - Really? 910 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:29,782 Yeah, yeah. More like... you know, my head's been spinning. 911 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:33,369 Is this an inner ear thing? - No, no. Just a general feeling. 912 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,623 Yeah. I don't know, like disorientated, if that makes sense. 913 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:39,000 Sounds inner ear to me. - It's not. 914 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,461 Remember we went diving and that guy came up too fast? 915 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,838 Do you hear ringing? - No, I don't. 916 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:47,258 Hey, we should go diving again. Once you get your ear checked. 917 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,710 Yeah. 918 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,105 Holy molly! 919 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,524 G'day, Ben. - G'day, Brian. 920 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,318 Is this hers? - No. 921 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,612 No, I had to... It's a long story. 922 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:10,365 Mate, I've got time. - What's happened? 923 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:12,408 Hey, Dad, can we have a chat? 924 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,702 Sure, fire away. - This will be good. 925 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,826 Maybe somewhere a little more private? 926 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,667 Thanks, Dad. 927 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,086 We are selling a few of these. 928 00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:25,880 You've got the en-suite, shower, toilet, LCD... 929 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,957 Dad. Can we sit down? 930 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,682 Height's adjustable. - Nah, it's fine. 931 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,308 Little water? - Dad. 932 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,228 Light? - What? Dad, no, can we just... 933 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,854 Sure. 934 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:43,439 OK... 935 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:45,149 Dad, over the years, 936 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,736 have you ever questioned what you're doing with your life? 937 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,280 I sell caravans for a living, what do you think? 938 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,366 Dad... 939 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:57,453 Yeah... you know, at times, I have. 940 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,038 And? 941 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,958 Well, there's a lot of "grass is greener" and that sort of stuff. 942 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,836 You're gonna face the same problems no matter what you do. 943 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:09,799 At the end of the day I think you're better off just doing your thing. 944 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,969 OK, but how do you know what's the right thing? 945 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:15,722 I don't know how you know that, no. Do you? 946 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:18,266 No, why? Dad, that's why I'm asking you. 947 00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:22,562 Oh, right. Yeah. No, yeah. It's why I'm here. 948 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,814 Spoken to your mother? - No. 949 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:28,651 Probably wise. She gets a little technical over this stuff. 950 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,446 You don't think I'm going through a midlife crisis? 951 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,364 At 27? 952 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,533 I don't know, a quarter-life crisis, then. 953 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,285 Do you think that's possible? 954 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:42,040 Wow. Gosh, I wouldn't have thought so. 955 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,666 I'll ask around. 956 00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,419 Actually, Brian will know. He went through a rough trot. 957 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:48,254 I'll get him in. - No, Dad. 958 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,757 Plenty of room. Sleeps six. - Dad! 959 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,508 ...these Full Moon parties... 960 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,178 Hey! Welcome back. - Hey! 961 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:57,013 Hey, how're you going? 962 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:59,015 We've got to do Koh Samui. 963 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,892 Let me get out of the monkey suit. 964 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,936 Actually, just before you go, we've actually got some news. 965 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,022 Really? Do tell. 966 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,900 Well, you'll never guess what we brought back. 967 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,110 A carving. One of those huge carvings. 968 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,695 No. 969 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:14,655 An Asian bench with little cupboards. 970 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,325 It's not a guessing game. - You said you'll never guess. 971 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,535 Shh. - Come on, sweetheart. 972 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,622 Well, we brought back, not a bench... 973 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:24,916 We brought back a ring. 974 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,920 What for? - We're getting married. 975 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,546 To each other? 976 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:33,216 No. Nick met someone overseas and I met a guy... 977 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,884 Yes, to each other! - Oh, my God! 978 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,179 Oh, you should have said! - We were trying to tell you. 979 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,599 That's brilliant. 980 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,102 Hey, hey, how did you ask? How did you ask? 981 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,937 Oh, my gosh! - Well... 982 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,563 Sunset, walking on the beach, 983 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:50,316 and there was this outrigger canoe, just waiting there. 984 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:54,237 And so... - So... 985 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,997 Nick. - Ben! 986 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:09,669 Listen, mate, don't take this the wrong way, 987 00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,420 and I'm only asking as a friend, OK? 988 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,798 OK. - Are you rushing into this? 989 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,551 No. - But you're not even 30. 990 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,761 I'll be 28. - Yeah. 991 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,888 It's not unusual to get married at 28. 992 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:22,515 I know that. I don't know. 993 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:26,060 Look at you - you're fit, you're doing great. 994 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,979 I'm not becoming a priest, Ben. 995 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,148 I know. I guess I'm just worried that... 996 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,942 You know, next thing you know it's kids, and then it's school 997 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,819 and then your whole life's behind you. 998 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,404 I know that. - Exactly. 999 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,531 So what are we disagreeing about? 1000 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:41,450 What are you guys doing? - Nothing. Just talking to Nick. 1001 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:44,203 Oh... why are we whispering? 1002 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,789 Didn't want to wake you up. 1003 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:48,536 Thank you. - It's OK. 1004 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,671 Nick, what about all the crazy stuff we were gonna do? 1005 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,257 You know, the adventures, the Kilimanjaro. 1006 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,259 I don't know if that's me anymore. 1007 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,803 Of course it is. - No, I mean... 1008 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:04,307 This actually feels like my adventure. 1009 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:08,269 But the three amigos, you know, the fame and fortune... 1010 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:13,145 Yeah, but I feel like maybe I found my fortune, you know. 1011 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,570 Thank God. Brilliant. That's all I was checking on. 1012 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,197 Great. 1013 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:39,842 ♪I swear I've drunk enough♪ ♪for both of us tonight♪ 1014 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:44,722 ♪But I'll buy another round♪ ♪before it's closing time♪ 1015 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,801 ♪'Cause I know, oh oh♪ 1016 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:51,937 ♪Baby, I'm getting better♪ 1017 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,935 ♪And you know, oh oh♪ 1018 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:02,778 ♪Maybe I'm feeling better♪ 1019 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:10,957 ♪And if I leave this♪ ♪shitty pub without a trace♪ 1020 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:15,544 ♪My brand of cigarettes♪ ♪will lead you to my place♪ 1021 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:19,123 ♪So who know, oh ohs♪ 1022 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:23,086 ♪Maybe I'm feeling better♪ 1023 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:29,099 ♪And you know, oh oh♪ 1024 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,519 ♪Baby, I'm getting better♪ 1025 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:38,727 ♪And I feel alive with you.♪ 1026 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:42,738 So Em's been running around town like a headless chook 1027 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:44,736 getting everything ready for Alex. 1028 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:46,701 What? 1029 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,286 What do you mean, what? 1030 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,746 Alex is coming back? - Yeah. 1031 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,248 Wow. 1032 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,250 I thought you'd be rapt she's coming back. 1033 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:55,918 Huh? Oh, I am. Of course I am. 1034 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:58,796 I just... I had meant to touch base. 1035 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,424 And now she's coming back, I'm kinda kicking myself. 1036 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,760 I'm sure she's cool. She wouldn't be coming tonight if she wasn't. 1037 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,971 Yeah. What? 1038 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:10,266 She's coming to Sam's opening. - Tonight? 1039 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,438 And that's for ladies 1040 00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:18,107 and... that way for the gents. 1041 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,109 Ah! - Yeah, it's well done. 1042 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,571 I don't know what all this shit means, I know what it cost. 1043 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:26,115 Anyway, that's the toilets. 1044 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:34,749 Welcome to Lumina. - It's brilliant, Sam. 1045 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,625 The lighting alone - 380K. 1046 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:39,253 They're not even lights. They're installations. 1047 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,838 They're really beautiful, Sam. 1048 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,424 Thank you, and you know what my brief was? Glamour. 1049 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:46,385 Every girl that walks in here must look more beautiful 1050 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:48,179 than in any other place in town. 1051 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,264 From what I can see, mission accomplished. 1052 00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,891 Oh, please. - No, I'm serious. 1053 00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:53,768 No. - I'm dead-set fucking serious. 1054 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:57,104 That's lovely. Oh, hey! How're you going? 1055 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:58,731 Sam, this is a friend of mine, Alex. 1056 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:00,274 Alex. - Nice to meet you. 1057 00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:01,901 This is Sam's new place. 1058 00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:05,029 Very sorry, Alex, but Miss Universe tryouts are tomorrow night. 1059 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,906 Hi, Jim. - Hi, Alex. 1060 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,699 Alex is based in Yemen. - Where? 1061 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,618 It's off Northern Africa. - Africa? 1062 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,162 Not actually in Africa... - Have you done a safari? 1063 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:15,539 You must. Two years ago, I took Tanya to Africa. 1064 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,124 We saw the big seven - 1065 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,418 lions, hippos, whatever, on the first morning. 1066 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,796 Job done, day one. - Wow! 1067 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,215 You'd love it. You could shoot your arrows at them. 1068 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,009 I'm more of a target... - I'll get you the name of the lodge. 1069 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:30,137 Chris, these beautiful people are Benny's friends. 1070 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:33,265 Anything for this crowd. I love this man. 1071 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,226 Enjoy. - Thanks for that. 1072 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,396 Well. - So, what are we drinking? 1073 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,189 One of everything. 1074 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,442 Champagne? 1075 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:46,570 ♪You were wearin'♪ ♪that pretty white dress♪ 1076 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:49,774 ♪You wore it with your pretty smile♪ 1077 00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:55,822 ♪I was trying to do my best♪ 1078 00:51:56,905 --> 00:52:00,535 ♪To see you smile♪ ♪your pretty smile at me♪ 1079 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:14,807 ♪You were dancing,♪ ♪enjoying yourself...♪ 1080 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:16,809 Hey. - Hi. 1081 00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:18,477 Ahem, may I? 1082 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:22,731 Honestly, not my doing. Just Sam showing off. 1083 00:52:22,931 --> 00:52:24,733 Go Sam. - Thank you. 1084 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:28,237 Hey, I'm so sorry, Alex. I had no idea you were even back. 1085 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,197 Oh, it was a last-minute trip. 1086 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:32,450 I was going to email you. - It's fine. 1087 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,201 Thank you for the card and the photo. 1088 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,287 Don't mention it. - It's on my bookshelf. 1089 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,872 I really appreciate it. 1090 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,870 You're welcome. 1091 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,411 Hey, cheers. - Cheers. 1092 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,383 So, what have you been up to? 1093 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:52,219 Um, family, friends... - Canberra. 1094 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,180 Canberra? - Half an hour with the PM. 1095 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:56,348 Wow! - And you weren't contacted? 1096 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,267 No, strangely. - An oversight. 1097 00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:01,103 Yeah. Don't know what happened there. 1098 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,063 And you? What have you been up to? 1099 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:04,648 Same old, really. 1100 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:07,067 Em tells me you have this huge launch coming up. 1101 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,153 That you're in charge of the whole thing... 1102 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:10,738 There wasn't much competition. 1103 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:12,323 She says it's amazing. 1104 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:16,278 Did she? Well, yeah, it's looking good, so I'm hopeful. 1105 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,626 Hey, look, what are you doing next week? 1106 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,461 Do you wanna get together or...? 1107 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:27,046 I leave tomorrow night. 1108 00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:28,631 Oh. God, I'm sorry. 1109 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:30,925 No, no, it's alright. - Shit, I'm so sorry, Alex. 1110 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,510 Next time. 1111 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,554 Yeah. 1112 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,306 What about tomorrow before you go? 1113 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,433 Honestly we don't have to catch up. 1114 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,018 I want to. - Really fine. 1115 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,686 Are you busy? Have you got plans? 1116 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,271 Em and I are gonna have lunch. 1117 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:47,983 I'm busy. My mum called and... I can't. 1118 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,693 Great. 1119 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:53,072 Come on, do you want to, I don't know, have lunch or something? 1120 00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:57,076 Well, I guess I could pack first thing in the morning. 1121 00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,954 Yeah, of course you can. OK. - Great. 1122 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:01,705 Well, done. - Done. 1123 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:04,291 Done. Cheers. 1124 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:06,243 Cheers again. Double cheers. 1125 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,464 ♪Whoa whoa whoa♪ 1126 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:25,771 ♪There she stood in the street♪ 1127 00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:29,441 ♪Smiling from♪ ♪her head to her feet♪ 1128 00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:32,653 ♪I said, hey, what is this♪ 1129 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:37,157 ♪Now baby, maybe, maybe♪ ♪she's in need of a kiss♪ 1130 00:54:37,357 --> 00:54:40,160 ♪I said, hey,♪ ♪what's your name?♪ 1131 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,953 Wow. 1132 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,082 God, that's a big frame. 1133 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:46,834 Look at the size of that thing. 1134 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,162 It's a great gift idea. 1135 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,257 Holy crap, here's another one. 1136 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:55,384 Why don't they mention this in the book? 1137 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:58,596 It's a real feature. 1138 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,932 Uh... you want to see an exhibition or something? I don't know... 1139 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,226 Do you want to? 1140 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:07,563 Do I? No! God, no. I was just trying to sound intellectual. 1141 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:10,608 If you end up thinking better of me then I'll suffer through the... 1142 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,776 ...Dutch Masters... 1143 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:16,739 Why don't we just go for a walk or something? 1144 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:20,743 Yeah. - See old sights, just wander. 1145 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,661 OK, let's do that. 1146 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:31,086 So? - This way. 1147 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,584 ♪Every time♪ 1148 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,930 ♪I close my eyes♪ 1149 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:45,851 ♪It's you♪ 1150 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,555 ♪And I know now...♪ 1151 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:53,275 Why is it every time you walk with someone from overseas, 1152 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,402 you end up at Captain Cook's Cottage? 1153 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,029 Did you want to go in? 1154 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,615 No. It was brought over brick by brick from England. 1155 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:02,242 I do. - Great. We can keep going. 1156 00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:05,079 Great place, though. Location, location, location. 1157 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:08,832 And right next door to a kiosk. That's convenient. 1158 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:17,675 ♪There's a place I go♪ ♪when I'm alone♪ 1159 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,760 ♪Do anything I want♪ 1160 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,887 ♪Be anyone I wanna be♪ 1161 00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:24,515 ♪But it is us I see♪ 1162 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:29,061 ♪And I cannot♪ ♪believe I'm falling♪ 1163 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,313 ♪That's where I'm going♪ 1164 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:33,565 ♪Where are you going?♪ 1165 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:36,485 Feel like I'm stepping back in time. - I know. 1166 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,197 Oh, man. So many exams. 1167 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,782 Yeah. 1168 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:46,620 It's funny, the guy who sat right there used to cheat off me. 1169 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,205 Hmm? 1170 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,658 I used to fail on purpose to teach him a lesson. 1171 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,792 You OK? 1172 00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:04,096 Feel weird for some reason. It's being here. 1173 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:05,764 I don't know. 1174 00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:09,969 Dropping out, maybe. You guys stuck at it. 1175 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:13,564 God, we envied you. 1176 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,149 What, no! 1177 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:19,486 Yeah, getting a cool job, money. We were here just plodding away. 1178 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,448 Right, and now you're in Yemen. So, that's pretty cool. 1179 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:27,369 Yeah, well, you know... I'm not crazy about the place, to be honest. 1180 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,539 God, you can stay focused, can't you? 1181 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:33,542 You can do that. - How? I'm not like you. 1182 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,127 I don't know. 1183 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:37,921 I mean, even here, you were always able to just... 1184 00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,465 Amazing to me. 1185 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:44,720 I never thought you noticed me. 1186 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,925 What? Yeah. Yeah, of course I did. 1187 00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:55,222 That's nice. 1188 00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:01,737 Tak... tukka? Come on, that's making stuff up. 1189 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:04,114 Do you want me to order? - Yes, would you? Thank you. 1190 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:07,242 Hi, can we have some of the muhammara, 1191 00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:10,037 Iabneh and bessara to start, to share? 1192 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:31,141 Wow. OK. 1193 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,185 You speak Arabic? 1194 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,770 Not well. 1195 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:38,023 Not well?! You just ordered dips. I saw you. 1196 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,484 We'll see what we get. - How did you do that? 1197 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:42,152 I've been there nearly five years. 1198 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,404 Yeah, but I did seven years of French 1199 00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:45,989 and I can't get a doughnut. 1200 00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:47,699 You're fluent in Arabic. - Sort of. 1201 00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:49,618 That is on my to-do list. - Really? 1202 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,703 Yes. - Learning Arabic? 1203 00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:54,873 Absolutely. Well, that and the ukulele. 1204 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,832 Sorry, I can't wait to have the... mahamamanama. 1205 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,257 I will get it. Mahamanmana. 1206 00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:05,551 Manamana. - I think that's a song. 1207 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,135 It is a song. 1208 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:10,305 I think it's the Saudi Arabian national anthem. 1209 00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,269 What was it? Shukr? - Shukran. 1210 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,062 Shukran. 1211 00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:23,986 ♪I got so♪ ♪lost in the moment♪ 1212 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:28,908 ♪I nearly♪ ♪told you all about how I...♪ 1213 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:32,244 How is it? - It's good. 1214 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:35,698 I think my bessara has too much mahamanama. 1215 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:41,169 You know you can surf in Yemen. 1216 00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,046 I didn't know that. - Really, you can. 1217 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:46,133 Once you've solved that whole pesky humanitarian crisis thing, 1218 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:47,968 you should check that out. 1219 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:49,761 I'll do that. 1220 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,599 I'd love to visit Yemen. 1221 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,976 What? I would. 1222 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:58,349 Alex, I really would. 1223 01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:04,192 Marhabba. Have I got that right? Marhabba? 1224 01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:06,778 Close enough. - You don't have to humor me. 1225 01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:10,198 I can understand you. - Thank you. Shukran very much. 1226 01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:11,825 Terrible. - No. 1227 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:15,154 What now? Did you want to grab a gelato or... 1228 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:22,411 Yeah, or we could do that. I'm not married to the gelati. 1229 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,548 I'm so sorry. - For what? 1230 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,848 Because I actually have to go. 1231 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,976 I think we got the order wrong. - No, no. It's not... 1232 01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:40,979 What...? Hang on, I can drive you to the airport. 1233 01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:43,147 No, that's a bad idea. 1234 01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:48,528 But thank you for the day, though. I really... It was lovely. 1235 01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:51,782 I'll stay in touch this time. 1236 01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:53,734 OK. - OK. 1237 01:00:55,944 --> 01:00:57,829 You know what, I'm going to come to Yemen. 1238 01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:00,290 You don't have to say that. - I'm going to. I'll fit in. 1239 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,501 I've already got marhabba and shukran down. 1240 01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:05,128 Yemen is not the sort of place that you just fit... 1241 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:09,049 I just think it's the perfect thing for me to do right now. I really do. 1242 01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:11,969 I... I do have to go. 1243 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:15,389 Wait a couple of months. I'm serious, Alex. Count 'em down. 1244 01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,695 And it was the wrong season. 1245 01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:33,657 46 every day. - That's hot. Are they serious? 1246 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,575 Did I tell you there was a travel alert? 1247 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:38,245 Yeah, you did. - Yeah? There you go. 1248 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,872 I think in three months' time, Yemen will be perfect. 1249 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:44,751 They're predicting 25 every day. Much more bearable. 1250 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,129 How did Alex take it? 1251 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:50,966 She... Yeah, I'll give her a buzz. 1252 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,051 Just want to sort out the time zones. 1253 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,804 Yeah, time zones. - She wasn't even expecting me. 1254 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:59,391 She was like, "Honestly, don't come. Ben, dude, no." Her words. 1255 01:01:59,591 --> 01:02:02,390 She'll be stoked you tried. I wouldn't worry about it. 1256 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,153 ♪I got to get away, man♪ 1257 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:15,240 ♪Got to clear♪ ♪my mind, mind, mind♪ 1258 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,242 ♪Out of this mundane♪ 1259 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:21,705 ♪Godforsaken nine to five♪ ♪waste of my time♪ 1260 01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:25,876 ♪I'm gonna♪ ♪tell the boss, man♪ 1261 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,421 ♪I'm never coming♪ ♪back, back, back...♪ 1262 01:02:29,621 --> 01:02:31,548 Ah, God, I was this close. 1263 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,216 You got the injections. 1264 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:36,135 No, no. I'm definitely going. Just a timing issue. 1265 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:45,228 I mean, to be honest I'd love to go when I've learned some Arabic. 1266 01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:47,647 In order to go to Yemen. - Oh, yeah. 1267 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,649 Just some conversational Arabic. 1268 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,943 I'd love to learn Arabic. - Really? 1269 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,945 You want to? - We should learn together. 1270 01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,947 Yes. Alright, this is good. 1271 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:58,158 As soon as we get home, I'll do some organising. 1272 01:02:58,358 --> 01:02:59,910 Actually... - Here they are. 1273 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:03,121 Hey! - Hello! 1274 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:05,874 ♪I don't know why♪ ♪we've never been told♪ 1275 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:09,586 ♪That the life we're living♪ ♪it is made from gold♪ 1276 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:13,173 ♪Work our whole damn lives♪ ♪just to make it, it's sold♪ 1277 01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:16,134 ♪So boy don't worry♪ ♪don't worry, don't worry...♪ 1278 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:21,681 Yes, Benny boy! 1279 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:32,609 Yes! 1280 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:40,279 Here you go. - Cheers, mate. 1281 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,041 Look at that. 1282 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:50,127 Oh, that's brilliant. - I'll send it to you. 1283 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:51,753 Thanks. 1284 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:53,672 Our lives are pretty great, aren't they? 1285 01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:55,298 Outstanding. 1286 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:59,803 I mean, we just... we over-think things sometimes. 1287 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,429 Not me. 1288 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:04,599 Yeah, well... well, me neither. 1289 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,896 Oh, and hey, thanks. 1290 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:15,986 Last couple of days, you probably noticed I haven't really been... 1291 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:21,534 I don't know, my head's sort of been a little... foggy and... 1292 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,487 Hey, what a trip, huh? - Yes! 1293 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,953 Ah! Yeah. 1294 01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:39,885 Hey, look at you! 1295 01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,803 Come here. - Oh, you look great. 1296 01:04:42,003 --> 01:04:43,638 Good to see you, mate. - Good to see you. 1297 01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:46,183 Wow! - I know. We're renting. 1298 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:47,893 Still. Hey! - Hey! 1299 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:51,897 Uh... please don't open it now. You'll only pretend to like it. 1300 01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:53,481 Thank you, sir. 1301 01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:55,567 Oh, God, this place is fantastic. 1302 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:59,404 The only thing missing is a large concrete ring or... 1303 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,658 That is... art...? - It is art. 1304 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:06,077 How's Andy? - He's good. 1305 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:07,662 And how was Queenstown? 1306 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:09,664 Oh, my God, epic. Fantastic. 1307 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:13,543 These sorts of views, but with snow and more New Zealanders. 1308 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,337 Wine? You guys want some? - Yes, please. 1309 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:19,507 Oh, my God. That is nice. - Yeah. 1310 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:22,177 Spectacular. - I know. 1311 01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:24,304 Incredible. 1312 01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:29,351 Hey, how did you... Did you get on to Alex? 1313 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,104 No, the Skype thing didn't really work out. 1314 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,065 It's actually kind of embarrassing. 1315 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:38,026 There was this problem with the program... Long story. 1316 01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:39,986 But have you written? 1317 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:43,156 Um... no. I was going to send a postcard. 1318 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,909 Then I sort of went, hold on a second, who sends postcards? 1319 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,036 Email? Did you email? 1320 01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:51,206 Did I... um, no. I... 1321 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:52,874 No wonder. 1322 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:56,002 Definitely going to. I just had to find the right time. 1323 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:58,129 I'm kicking myself... - You fucking idiot. 1324 01:05:58,329 --> 01:05:59,798 I'm sorry? 1325 01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:01,925 Do you ever follow through? 1326 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,802 Hey, chill, Em. - Oh, I'm chilled. 1327 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:06,930 Cabernet or pinot...? - Both, actually. 1328 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,807 OK. 1329 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,226 Wow. 1330 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:13,228 I give up with you. - Hold on. 1331 01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:15,814 No, I give up. - Excuse me while I live my life. 1332 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:19,067 Live it exactly the way you want 'cause I'm out. 1333 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:23,405 OK, here we go. That's for you and I'll just grab the pinot... 1334 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:26,199 No, no. Stay, stay. We were just talking about the view. 1335 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:29,327 It's a cracker, eh? - You can see to the clock tower. 1336 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:32,163 You alright? - Yeah, sorry, I'm just... 1337 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:34,374 Couldn't come fast enough. - Good drop. 1338 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,334 2003 vintage. 1339 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,707 You can really taste '03. - Yeah! 1340 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:42,132 That logo has come up well. 1341 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,759 This is Summer. Some adjustments still to be made. 1342 01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:46,386 I think that's terrific. 1343 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:49,139 Mock-ups from the agency. Not entirely happy with them. 1344 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,724 But we're close. 1345 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,976 And here, some retro bags. 1346 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:56,438 Always my favourite things. So nice to see them back again. 1347 01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:58,648 It's confident, it's authentic. 1348 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,568 A few adjustments, small adjustments to be made. 1349 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:05,488 Well done, mate. It's really come together. 1350 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:07,115 Thanks, Ken. 1351 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,576 It has. - Thanks, Malcolm. 1352 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,653 Just a second. - OK. 1353 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,665 If you were to stay... - Malcolm. 1354 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,627 I'm seeing New Zealand, Asia. With you on the team, and Ken... 1355 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,921 I'm not sure how much longer... 1356 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:23,548 Have you been to Auckland? 1357 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,425 I don't want to leave you in the lurch. 1358 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:29,596 You haven't made a firm decision? Fine, let's not talk about it now. 1359 01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:32,515 Just enjoy this. 1360 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:35,226 OK. - Plenty of time. 1361 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:37,599 I've booked the boat again, did I tell you? 1362 01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,396 ♪Come on♪ 1363 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:54,037 ♪Get your silk suits on,♪ ♪get your silk suits on♪ 1364 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,748 ♪Ain't nobody else♪ ♪that's got it goin' on♪ 1365 01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:59,793 ♪Get your silk suits on♪ ♪get your silk suits on♪ 1366 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,917 ♪I love it baby when♪ ♪you got your silk suits on...♪ 1367 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:07,175 Hey. - Hey, how are ya? 1368 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,094 Good, good. Em? 1369 01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:11,262 Ben. We're good. 1370 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:13,848 OK, good. You look beautiful. - So do you. Nice suit. 1371 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,975 This is... - Thank you very much. 1372 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:17,769 Is that Andy's new girlfriend? 1373 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:20,397 Yeah, that's Cohali. Swimsuit model, apparently. 1374 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,524 She's come straight from work. 1375 01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:25,235 Shall we check out the races? - They got races here? 1376 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,238 That would explain the smell of horses. 1377 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,657 Hello, Ben. Nick. Emily. 1378 01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:32,283 John! - Jim. 1379 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:33,827 Jim, Jim. Sorry. Good to see you. 1380 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:37,163 Have you had a flutter? - No, I'm pre-flutter. 1381 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,791 And have the bookies taken advantage of you yet, Emily? 1382 01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:42,752 Not yet. I was going to go and place a bet on now. 1383 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,172 Allow me to escort you. I was just about to do the same. 1384 01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:47,965 I have a tip on a filly. 1385 01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:50,969 What's the Archer doing here? 1386 01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:54,055 I don't know. I think Em had some spare tickets or something. 1387 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,641 He's been keeping in touch after that school thing. 1388 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:59,685 He's been around for lunch, actually. Pretty nice guy. 1389 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:02,564 What? 1390 01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:04,899 Huh? Oh, Alex is here. 1391 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:06,443 Yeah, it's great, isn't it? 1392 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:08,653 I didn't know she was going to be here. 1393 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:10,280 It's a last-minute thing. 1394 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,366 I didn't know she was in town. - They came early for the wedding. 1395 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,452 What wedding? - Our wedding. 1396 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,079 Right, of course. Sorry. - It's alright. 1397 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,998 Brain freeze. - That's cool. 1398 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:21,708 She and her boyfriend 1399 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,377 are spending a couple of weeks holidaying on the reef. 1400 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,329 He's a... diver. 1401 01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:30,425 Ben, I thought that you guys... 1402 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,385 I've been an idiot. 1403 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:34,762 Um, that kind of makes it tricky now, Ben. 1404 01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:36,306 How bad is it? 1405 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:39,684 Works for Médecins Sans Frontiéres, speaks five languages. 1406 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:41,311 Dickhead? 1407 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:42,896 No. - No. 1408 01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:45,106 He's quite thoughtful, apparently. 1409 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:46,733 Great. Excellent. 1410 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:49,061 God, this is about to get worse. 1411 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:54,949 Get this, Alex's boyfriend bobsledded for Denmark. 1412 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:58,198 That's something we gotta do. Let's get a drink. 1413 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,332 Hey! - Thanks. 1414 01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:09,714 That's how we've decided it. 1415 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,591 Beautiful choice. 1416 01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,725 Excuse me. 1417 01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:22,977 Sparkling. 1418 01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:24,562 Uh, hey. 1419 01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:27,315 Hi! How are you? 1420 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:30,235 Good, I'm really good. It's so nice to see you. 1421 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:32,608 It's nice to see you. - Yeah. 1422 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,907 I didn't mean to interrupt. 1423 01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:37,492 No. 1424 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,702 Straight off the bat, I'm just gonna say it. 1425 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:42,080 I'm sorry I didn't... - Don't even mention it. 1426 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,625 I really looked into it. - I never thought it would happen. 1427 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:48,711 I almost made it happen. - It was nice of you to try. 1428 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:51,839 My folks won't even come. So... 1429 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,086 Thanks. 1430 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,553 Uh, so how are you? 1431 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,888 You look... you look amazing, Alex. You really do. 1432 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:02,016 Thank you. - I see you have a new addition. 1433 01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:03,643 Yes, yes. Nils. 1434 01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:06,020 I was coming out for the wedding and he had holidays 1435 01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,064 so he said he'd come. 1436 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,649 He actually followed through. 1437 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:11,693 Not like he's coming to a terrorist haven. 1438 01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:14,571 You don't need yellow fever injections to come to Melbourne. 1439 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,781 I did get them. Small point. - Brave of you. 1440 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,617 Anyway, you were saying...? - What's happening with you? 1441 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,869 Nothing. Same old. - Her name's Kelly. 1442 01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:24,247 OK. - Not going out or anything. 1443 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:27,250 Is she here today? - Yes. Might be hard to find her. 1444 01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,877 - There she is. Kelly. - - Oh... 1445 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,504 Look at her. 1446 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:35,008 Anyway, met at a launch couple of weeks back. 1447 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:37,969 Like I said, pretty casual. - I'm happy for you. 1448 01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:39,554 Thank you. Same. 1449 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,139 Oh, Ben, this is Nils. 1450 01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:43,641 Director of Emergency Medical Aid, North Africa. 1451 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:45,768 Pleased to meet you. - And this is Kelly. 1452 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:48,688 Face of harness racing. - That's where I know you from. 1453 01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:51,816 The billboard on the way to the airport. It's you! 1454 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:55,236 So they wanted me to pose riding a horse, but it was too dangerous. 1455 01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:58,072 So I said, get a shot holding a saddle. 1456 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:01,784 And they said, "This is harness racing, we don't have saddles." 1457 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,328 Ah! 1458 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:05,788 I was so embarrassed. - Should we... 1459 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,249 But it didn't matter because the shots were great. 1460 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,752 At first it was meant for "in-house" publicity 1461 01:12:10,952 --> 01:12:12,545 but apparently they liked it so much 1462 01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:14,964 that I ended up on the front cover of the magazine. 1463 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,799 That's awesome! 1464 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,926 God, I'm going on about myself again. 1465 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:21,262 No, no. Just a little bit. But... 1466 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:23,014 Not at all. Please, continue. 1467 01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:26,559 No, what about you, Nils? What do you get up to in Denmark? 1468 01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:29,479 I'm more into alpine sports. - Oh, you ski? 1469 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:31,105 A little. 1470 01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:33,608 You're being humble, come on. - I've been fortunate. 1471 01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:37,070 You bobsledded at the Olympics, just say it. It's a great achievement. 1472 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:41,324 You're like the only guy here who hasn't been to the Olympics. 1473 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:42,909 That is so funny. 1474 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:44,494 He was a very good cricketer. 1475 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,954 Kelly, can I get you with your boyfriend? 1476 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,290 Is that your boyfriend? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1477 01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:52,335 That's fine. Is this the Olympian? - They both are. 1478 01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,537 OK, let's just get you four. 1479 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,049 That's good. 1480 01:12:58,249 --> 01:13:00,176 If you do what he... just something similar. 1481 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,803 OK, would you like to turn around? 1482 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:04,514 That's good. Just... yeah. 1483 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:06,557 Good. Ah, here we go. 1484 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:08,634 That's OK, that's fine. 1485 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:14,065 Sorry, no, it's just the... - Perfect, thank you. 1486 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,021 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1487 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:25,201 I'd just like to say, thank you for making me feel so welcome. 1488 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,328 I look forward to come back many times. 1489 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:28,913 Yeah! 1490 01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,915 You can stay with us! 1491 01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:33,251 - Should we just kick on? - Yes! 1492 01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:35,378 We could show Nils some of the bars. 1493 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:40,049 I might actually pull the pin. 1494 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,634 No! - Yeah, yeah. 1495 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:44,137 No, I'm sort of a bit beat from the week. 1496 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:45,722 Come on, you'll be fine. 1497 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:48,057 Come on, Ben, I'm up for fun. 1498 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:51,310 No, you go. Go, honestly. Seriously, go. 1499 01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:53,438 If I get a second wind, I'll meet up with you. 1500 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,857 Alright, alright. - But honestly, enjoy. 1501 01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,980 Go on, really. - OK. 1502 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:01,612 Hey, how long are you in town till? 1503 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,198 Till Wednesday and then we come back for the wedding. 1504 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:08,286 Perfect. That's awesome. I'll be in touch. 1505 01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:10,037 Sure. 1506 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:12,707 Sure you won't come? - Oh, no. It's been a crazy week. 1507 01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:14,292 Come on. - No, really. 1508 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,753 You just... - I said no, Nils, sorry. 1509 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:19,505 I'm just so tired. About to crash. 1510 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:23,509 OK. Enjoy, have fun. 1511 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,928 Nice to meet you. - Thank you. You too... 1512 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:28,715 ...Nils. 1513 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:04,592 Hey. - Sorry, I tried to be quiet. 1514 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,302 Don't know what woke me up. 1515 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,513 How did you end up? - Good. 1516 01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:10,932 Good. - Cohali had to head home. 1517 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,725 Fair enough. And Nils? 1518 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:16,395 Keep playing Mr Cool all night, did he? 1519 01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:18,314 No, he didn't. 1520 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,317 I just meant with the whole, "I only went to one Olympics" thing. 1521 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,903 He never said he went. - He didn't deny it, did he? 1522 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:25,947 Why would he... - They make a good couple? 1523 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:27,782 Yeah. - Yeah? Good pairing? 1524 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,826 Yeah, fantastic. Made for each other. 1525 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:33,155 Great. That's great. 1526 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:40,044 Actually, Andy, can I ask you something? 1527 01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:41,336 Sure. 1528 01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:44,340 Remember that Hemingway book my mum got me, 1529 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,217 The Snows Of Kilimanjaro? 1530 01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,678 Yeah. - Do you know what it's about? 1531 01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,304 Bullfighting? 1532 01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:52,056 No, it's set in Africa. 1533 01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:55,101 That's something we gotta do. Running with the bulls. 1534 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,144 Sure, we will. 1535 01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:59,689 It's... it's about this guy, 1536 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:01,732 Harry Street, who - not a bullfighter - 1537 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:05,403 who's dying basically and that forces him to look back at his life 1538 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:06,988 and how he lived it. 1539 01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:10,366 He slowly realizes that all the money and the women and stuff, 1540 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:14,120 that he hasn't actually accomplished anything. 1541 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,247 I reckon read the bull one. 1542 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:20,293 No. You know what, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 1543 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:21,878 Shoot, man. 1544 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:29,010 I keep thinking that I'm not doing anything meaningful with my life. 1545 01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:30,595 I can't shake it. 1546 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,347 It's like this year, life's been great, 1547 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:35,516 it's brilliant and I'm ticking all the boxes. 1548 01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:39,478 And then... then it... it hits me - 1549 01:16:39,678 --> 01:16:46,357 this feeling that I'm doing everything but achieving nothing. 1550 01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:53,276 And I think I'm scared that down the track I won't... 1551 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:06,714 ♪Today, I left my house♪ ♪and I started walking♪ 1552 01:17:06,914 --> 01:17:10,593 ♪Barefooted out♪ ♪to the water♪ 1553 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:13,262 ♪My eyes won't sleep♪ 1554 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:18,768 ♪And I walked out to the bridge♪ 1555 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,221 ♪Where I once had met you♪ 1556 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,607 ♪I could feel your footsteps♪ 1557 01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:27,151 ♪Under my feet.♪ 1558 01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:29,149 So you can text. 1559 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:33,278 Thanks for coming. - It's OK. 1560 01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:40,957 You know, it was brought out here brick by brick... 1561 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:42,875 What, Ben? 1562 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:45,916 What? 1563 01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,624 Sorry. 1564 01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:53,552 Whatever hasn't... 1565 01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:55,800 Whatever didn't ha... 1566 01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:00,977 It's my fault. I just wanted to say sorry. 1567 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:04,764 It's OK. 1568 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,896 Thank you. 1569 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,487 Don't know why I didn't stay in touch. 1570 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:14,532 It's so stupid 'cause I wanted to. I should've. I could've. 1571 01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:16,367 It's fine. - It's not fine. 1572 01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:19,116 It's... it's really fine, Ben. 1573 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,374 'Cause that day we had together, 1574 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:26,453 it was a great day for me. 1575 01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:29,046 It meant something, and... 1576 01:18:29,246 --> 01:18:31,882 I don't think I've ever spoken to anyone for six hours before. 1577 01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:34,802 Ben. - I think about you a lot, Alex. 1578 01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:36,595 Ben... - No, that's it. 1579 01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:39,014 That's it, it's all I wanted to say. 1580 01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:45,312 What am I supposed to do now? 1581 01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:48,941 Nothing. I'm sorry, I wanted to see you and say, 1582 01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:51,694 and just look at you and say I'm sorry. 1583 01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:55,990 So, I'm sorry. And I'm done. Yep. 1584 01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:57,783 I'm done. 1585 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,786 Hey. - Hi. 1586 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,758 What's up? - Um... 1587 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:16,006 You've got a visitor. 1588 01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:20,381 I'll just go on the balcony. 1589 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:30,900 What am I to you? 1590 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:34,737 Am I some kind of ideal, is that it? - No, that's not it. 1591 01:19:34,937 --> 01:19:37,865 Because if I represent something exotic, I hate to disappoint you, 1592 01:19:38,065 --> 01:19:40,659 but I work in an office, Ben. 1593 01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:43,829 It's like, it's a modern office. - I know that, Alex. 1594 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:48,751 It's easy to romanticize somebody when they stay away. 1595 01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:54,256 That, "Oh, that day that we had. I think about that day..." 1596 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:56,175 I never said that. - Yes, you did. 1597 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,094 No, I said I think about you. 1598 01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:03,348 Sorry... I forgot my computer. 1599 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,893 Then why tell me now? 1600 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,278 Are you done now? 1601 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,076 No. 1602 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:34,289 Sorry... charger... reserve power. 1603 01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:45,599 Um... I have to go. 1604 01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:05,077 ♪How lucky♪ ♪can one guy be♪ 1605 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:08,581 ♪I kissed her♪ ♪and she kissed me♪ 1606 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:11,083 ♪Like the♪ ♪fella once said♪ 1607 01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,127 ♪Ain't that♪ ♪a kick in the head?♪ 1608 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:18,424 See? When I saw that, I thought, "That's got Luca's name on it." 1609 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,672 So I fuckin' well put his name on it. 1610 01:21:21,835 --> 01:21:23,637 I'm fuckin' touched, eh. 1611 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:25,714 Yeah, it's fuckin' beautiful. 1612 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:32,062 Benny. - My pleasure. 1613 01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:34,648 Thank you for coming. The face of harness racing. 1614 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:36,400 You got it. - Very beautiful woman. 1615 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,029 How many am I allowed to take? - They're for the kids. 1616 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,947 I collect bears, you know that. 1617 01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:46,410 Oh! Isn't he gorgeous! 1618 01:21:46,610 --> 01:21:47,995 Again, congratulations. 1619 01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:51,415 As godparent, should something happen to me and Tanya, 1620 01:21:51,615 --> 01:21:52,958 you're supposed to step in. 1621 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,127 Of course. - But it's not gonna happen. 1622 01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:57,671 Great, thank you. 1623 01:21:57,871 --> 01:22:00,841 OK, talk to Sam. What's up? - Nothing. 1624 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,339 You've had that look for three months. What's up? 1625 01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,142 OK. - This is what I'm talking about. 1626 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:12,478 Sam, come on. You've really got something here. 1627 01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:14,104 And I paid for it. 1628 01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:16,607 Not the place, I'm talking about everything. 1629 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:20,444 I'm talking about this... these photos - real, framed photos. 1630 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:22,780 Not on a phone. They're real and they're you. 1631 01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:26,033 I don't know what my version of that is or will be. 1632 01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:27,868 Or if I ever had a version of that. 1633 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:29,870 Benny, come on, sit down. 1634 01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:32,118 Sit down! - Oh, God. 1635 01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:37,294 My Nonno, he once sat me down when I was your age. 1636 01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:39,505 Remember Nonno? - Yeah, beautiful man. 1637 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:41,090 He was 94 at the time. 1638 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:44,965 He said, "Sam, here's the secret to life. 1639 01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:49,139 At the end of the day, 1640 01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:51,892 what happens to you is largely in the lap of the gods. 1641 01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:53,435 So don't worry so much." 1642 01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:56,105 Yeah. 1643 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:59,149 I looked at Nonno and said, "You are flat out fucking wrong." 1644 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,235 This is Nonno? - Yeah. 1645 01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:03,445 Who was 94? - He was sitting down at the time. 1646 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,197 I said, "We make our own luck. 1647 01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:09,410 We succeed or screw up based on how much we put in." 1648 01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:11,412 Great. Well, then I'm screwed both ways. 1649 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:13,247 You put in. - Do I, Sam? Really? 1650 01:23:13,447 --> 01:23:14,957 Yes. Come on, let's go for a drive. 1651 01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:16,959 What? No, no. - I think better with speed. 1652 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:19,253 I'm begging you, Sam. No, I can't go for a drive. 1653 01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:23,382 I've never stayed in a job for even a year. 1654 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:26,093 Or the same house. You know I'm about to move again? 1655 01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:27,720 Yeah. Dunno why. 1656 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,264 I've never played the same sport for more than a season. 1657 01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:33,600 Seriously, I've never been out with a girl for longer than three months. 1658 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,602 Well done. - Where does that leave me now? 1659 01:23:35,802 --> 01:23:37,980 I don't even know what happens after three months. 1660 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,148 Do they still like you? 1661 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:41,859 Benny, relax. - I've never asked a girl out. 1662 01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:45,195 We just kind of end up together. - That is a skill, my friend. 1663 01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:50,367 You don't get it. I'm nearly 28 and I've never had to ask a girl out. 1664 01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:55,205 I mean, that's weird. I don't know what the hell's wrong with me. 1665 01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:57,624 How will I ever propose? 1666 01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:00,836 I'll go into anaphylactic shock. I'll have to buy a ring and an EpiPen. 1667 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:04,298 Benny, Benny, relax. Come on. Don't worry. 1668 01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:07,885 One day you are going to meet someone special. 1669 01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:10,596 How will I know if she's the one? 1670 01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:12,639 You're making the same mistake as Nonno. 1671 01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:15,934 She's not the one, no-one's the one. You make her the one. 1672 01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:17,727 Yeah? 1673 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:23,355 OK. - Good. Come on. 1674 01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:35,196 Not long now, everyone. 1675 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:38,123 How amazing is this? 1676 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:41,001 Folks, now you've signed the indemnity, haven't you? 1677 01:24:41,201 --> 01:24:43,629 Just in case of death or injury, we can't be liable. 1678 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:45,214 No, we got it. Thanks. 1679 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:48,050 Just for balance and weight, can I put you down as about 80? 1680 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,218 And you'll be about 70 or so? 1681 01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:54,264 Maybe... 65... 1682 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:57,559 50... doesn't matter. No need to be exact. 1683 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:02,856 Hey! Everything is going to be so good. 1684 01:25:03,056 --> 01:25:04,900 It is. It will be amazing... 1685 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,986 Can I ask you something? Why are we doing this? 1686 01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:11,949 I just thought... bird's-eye-view, up in the sky, just the two of us. 1687 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:14,785 But why? - What do you mean? Why not? 1688 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,995 We've been going out for over three months now. 1689 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:18,080 So? 1690 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,749 I thought it would be nice to do something romantic. 1691 01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:22,584 You're not going to propose, are you? 1692 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,753 Well, not now. - Phew! 1693 01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:27,256 Alright, no need to sound so fucking relieved. 1694 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,800 For fuck's sake, what am I supposed to fucking think? 1695 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,803 We're ballooning at dawn, it's freezing, he's calling me fat. 1696 01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:35,931 I was trying to do something nice. Don't throw it back at my face. 1697 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,678 Nice? This is awful. 1698 01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:40,436 Not now? 1699 01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:43,856 It's just that you can't legally drink in the basket. 1700 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,150 Yeah, I don't think we'll be drinking, mate. 1701 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:49,027 Let's hop in, then. 1702 01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,572 ♪Tell me quick,♪ ♪ain't that a kick♪ 1703 01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:56,278 ♪In the head.♪ 1704 01:25:57,486 --> 01:26:00,038 Excuse me... excuse me... 1705 01:26:00,238 --> 01:26:03,000 ..for admission to the degree of Masters in Psychology - 1706 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,877 Stuart Banford. 1707 01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:07,629 Doesn't make you want to come back, finish your degree? 1708 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:10,048 No, they don't really teach what I need to learn. 1709 01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:12,176 Oh, how's your crisis going? 1710 01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:14,928 It's good, Dad. It's really good. Glad you brought it up. 1711 01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:17,014 Don't do that. - I'm kidding. 1712 01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:19,558 I know. - It's not... 1713 01:26:19,758 --> 01:26:21,510 I do worry. 1714 01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:29,067 Kelly couldn't make it today? - That's no longer happening. 1715 01:26:29,267 --> 01:26:30,694 She broke up with me, Mum. 1716 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,905 At least you got past the three-month mark. 1717 01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:34,615 Don't know what's wrong with me. 1718 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:36,241 I do. - Sweetheart. 1719 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:39,578 Chronically disengaged due to a morbid fear of narcissistic injury. 1720 01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:41,788 She doesn't know what she's talking about. 1721 01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:43,624 She just got a Masters in Psychology. 1722 01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:46,001 We're both in trouble. Apparently I fear intimacy. 1723 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,795 I said, smile. 1724 01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:01,517 I reckon billiards is our sport. - Snooker. 1725 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:04,144 Gentlemen, gentlemen. Momentarily hold your balls. 1726 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:06,271 Before I get each of you to say a few words, 1727 01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:08,899 it's incumbent on me as best man to be the first. 1728 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,235 Look at this guy, the quiet achiever. 1729 01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:14,238 A man who traveled 60 miles to be here tonight in a carriage 1730 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:15,948 will buy a horse with gout. 1731 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:18,992 Maybe it's because I'm about to be without a job, 1732 01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:20,827 pretty soon I won't have an apartment, 1733 01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:22,871 just got dumped in a hot-air balloon... 1734 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:24,581 Russian ex came out as a lesbian... 1735 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,833 I think the term is "bi", Andy. - Was she "bi"? 1736 01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,418 Played mixed doubles. 1737 01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:33,006 Anyway it makes me realise how much this bloke does have. 1738 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:35,050 Thank you, that was really cool, man. 1739 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,262 It's weird to be the designated driver at your own buck's night. 1740 01:27:38,462 --> 01:27:41,431 Yeah, it is. But with the wedding I don't want to get too shabby. 1741 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:44,101 Smart thinking. See you Saturday. 1742 01:27:44,301 --> 01:27:48,730 Oh, um... you cool with Alex coming to the wedding, yeah? 1743 01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:51,358 Yeah. - Sure? 1744 01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:54,695 Yeah. Yes. Mate, I'm fine. 1745 01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:56,280 OK. 1746 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:58,323 Just as long as she hasn't turned gay. 1747 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:01,285 Hey... 1748 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:06,867 How did you know that Em was the one? 1749 01:28:09,075 --> 01:28:11,123 It's not how it works, Ben. 1750 01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:15,048 It's about you first. 1751 01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:19,052 You know, you gotta get that sorted out before... 1752 01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:22,722 ..you... - Yeah. Yeah. 1753 01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:27,477 And all this time I've been turning to Andy for advice. 1754 01:28:30,055 --> 01:28:31,732 Thanks. 1755 01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:34,526 Good morrow, sir. - Good morrow. 1756 01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:36,236 And thanks again for tonight, man. 1757 01:28:36,436 --> 01:28:38,530 See ya. 1758 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:46,330 If you could stick to the positions. - Yeah. 1759 01:28:46,530 --> 01:28:48,123 Sorry, Father. 1760 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:52,502 Family priest. - Yeah, I picked that. 1761 01:28:52,702 --> 01:28:55,255 Oh, fuck! Sorry, Father. 1762 01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:57,207 Ah, heard it all before. 1763 01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:11,730 Isn't she just beautiful? 1764 01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:13,932 Yeah, she is. 1765 01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:18,445 She is going to say, "I do", isn't she? 1766 01:29:18,645 --> 01:29:20,906 I don't know, kinda hard to tell her intentions. 1767 01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:22,824 Ben! - Yes, she'll say, "I do". 1768 01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:24,910 Please. - Sorry. 1769 01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:27,579 ...love takes time, love is an adventure. 1770 01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:29,373 I do. - Not done yet. 1771 01:29:29,573 --> 01:29:34,419 Emily also asks of you, do you accept that love can change, 1772 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:37,297 that love can grow, that love needs care, 1773 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:38,924 that love needs worry 1774 01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:42,803 and that love above all, thrives on joy and forgiveness? 1775 01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:44,388 I definitely do. 1776 01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:46,932 Just, I do. - I do. Definitely. 1777 01:29:47,132 --> 01:29:48,517 Emily. 1778 01:29:48,717 --> 01:29:50,352 Nicholas has a question of you 1779 01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:53,063 which he has written in the language of the sacred. 1780 01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:55,107 The language of the eternal - Latin. 1781 01:29:55,307 --> 01:29:56,900 A lovely idea. 1782 01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:01,104 I'll read and then I'll translate. 1783 01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:10,205 That's beautiful! - I haven't translated it yet. 1784 01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:14,126 You are, you were, you'll always be my love eternally. 1785 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:25,262 I need to know but one thing. 1786 01:30:25,462 --> 01:30:27,556 I do. - I haven't asked the question yet. 1787 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,182 I don't think I'm going to last. 1788 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:30,767 Well... 1789 01:30:34,596 --> 01:30:37,357 Do you promise to love without fear? 1790 01:30:37,557 --> 01:30:38,942 Yes. 1791 01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:42,988 And let each other be our fortune? 1792 01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:44,573 Oh! 1793 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:46,575 Say, I do. - I do. I do. I do. 1794 01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:48,160 Just the one is fine. 1795 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:51,663 Ahem. You can kiss her now. In your own time. 1796 01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:53,456 Thanks. 1797 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,755 No rice. No rice in the church. 1798 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:17,481 Great, and can I just have the bride and groom, please? 1799 01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:21,402 Just come closer... 1800 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,113 Looking at the camera. That's it. 1801 01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:27,115 So, Nils couldn't make it? 1802 01:31:27,315 --> 01:31:31,661 No, no. Nils and I are actually having some time apart. 1803 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:33,246 Oh, I'm sorry. 1804 01:31:33,446 --> 01:31:35,665 Had a dark side, did he? 1805 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:39,002 No. No... he didn't. 1806 01:31:39,202 --> 01:31:41,421 Of course not. 1807 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:43,006 And... 1808 01:31:43,206 --> 01:31:45,175 The face of harness racing? 1809 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:47,719 Yeah, turns out she did have a dark side. 1810 01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,593 So we're taking some time apart too. 1811 01:32:05,061 --> 01:32:06,984 We should do ballroom dancing. 1812 01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:11,284 Yeah, you're right. 1813 01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:14,579 ♪ I see your face again♪ 1814 01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:19,038 ♪I know my frame of mind♪ 1815 01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:23,547 ♪You ain't got to be so blind♪ 1816 01:32:23,747 --> 01:32:26,633 ♪I was so blind♪ 1817 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:29,553 ♪So very blind♪ 1818 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,638 ♪I'm a woman♪ 1819 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:34,591 ♪Oh, that's what I am♪ 1820 01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:39,639 ♪I live and I breathe for you♪ 1821 01:32:41,264 --> 01:32:43,733 ♪But what good does it do♪ 1822 01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:46,820 ♪If I ain't got you♪ 1823 01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:49,318 ♪If I ain't got you.♪ 1824 01:32:50,774 --> 01:32:54,077 We weren't exactly surprised when Nick and Em got engaged. 1825 01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:55,912 They have a great deal in common. 1826 01:32:56,112 --> 01:32:57,956 They both shave their legs for a start. 1827 01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:00,667 As it happens that man is now a judge. 1828 01:33:00,867 --> 01:33:03,003 But he sends his regards 1829 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:05,297 and a court order. 1830 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:06,965 I don't know the ins and outs of it, 1831 01:33:07,165 --> 01:33:10,089 but Em now qualifies for a handicapped car spot. 1832 01:33:12,837 --> 01:33:16,933 Allow me to finish on the future. 1833 01:33:18,218 --> 01:33:21,313 Listening to what was said in the church today, 1834 01:33:21,513 --> 01:33:25,609 it struck me, I think for the first time in my life 1835 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:30,113 what an amazing thing it is to ask someone to marry you. 1836 01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:35,452 Standing there, neither of you know what's going to happen, 1837 01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:39,706 and so you can't promise anything really, except yourself. 1838 01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:43,585 A promise that no matter what happens, you'll be there. 1839 01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:48,298 Even more amazing is the answer. 1840 01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:50,592 "I do". 1841 01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:53,386 Not "l will" or "I might", 1842 01:33:53,586 --> 01:33:56,848 you don't think or hope or wish... or want. 1843 01:33:57,048 --> 01:33:58,391 You do. 1844 01:33:58,591 --> 01:34:03,472 A simple, unconditional "I do". 1845 01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:07,734 A lifetime in two words. 1846 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:10,612 How did he... - Don't analyze it, honey. 1847 01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:12,572 To the bride and groom. 1848 01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:14,740 Bride and groom. 1849 01:34:21,531 --> 01:34:24,793 Very nice. Alright, out you go. 1850 01:34:24,993 --> 01:34:28,497 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? What's going on here? 1851 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:33,259 This is interesting. 1852 01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:36,421 Emily. Nicholas. 1853 01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:45,605 Ooh! - Oh, Jesus! 1854 01:34:52,353 --> 01:34:54,822 That's it. That's all I got. So get out of here. 1855 01:34:57,567 --> 01:35:00,203 Thank you. 1856 01:35:00,403 --> 01:35:02,155 Go, go. See you. 1857 01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:16,469 ♪Gonna burn your name♪ ♪right across the sky♪ 1858 01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:20,306 ♪So I'll never forget♪ ♪what the feeling's like♪ 1859 01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:24,019 ♪Burn your name♪ ♪right across the sky♪ 1860 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:27,981 ♪So I'll never forget♪ ♪what the feeling's like♪ 1861 01:35:28,181 --> 01:35:31,776 ♪Burn your name♪ ♪right across the sky♪ 1862 01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:35,822 ♪So I'll never forget♪ ♪what the feeling's like♪ 1863 01:35:36,022 --> 01:35:39,617 ♪Burn your name♪ ♪right across the sky♪ 1864 01:35:39,817 --> 01:35:43,705 ♪So I'll never forget♪ ♪what the feeling's like♪ 1865 01:35:43,905 --> 01:35:47,167 ♪I want every♪ ♪single soul to know♪ 1866 01:35:47,367 --> 01:35:50,628 ♪That I love♪ ♪you for what you are♪ 1867 01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:56,756 ♪So I sound the bells♪ ♪that praise your precious heart♪ 1868 01:35:58,586 --> 01:36:02,390 ♪I want every♪ ♪single soul to know♪ 1869 01:36:02,590 --> 01:36:05,810 ♪That I love♪ ♪you for what you are♪ 1870 01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:12,564 ♪So I sound the bells♪ ♪that praise your precious heart.♪ 1871 01:36:25,405 --> 01:36:27,328 Hi. - Hi. 1872 01:36:35,957 --> 01:36:38,510 Did you really notice me back at uni? 1873 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:42,097 Yeah. Of course I did. 1874 01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:46,559 You used to carry around a large musical instrument case. 1875 01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:50,146 Was it a tuba? Or a bass sax? 1876 01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:52,190 No, I never played an instrument, Ben. 1877 01:36:52,390 --> 01:36:55,735 No? You used to wear a tracksuit, I remember that. Bright red. 1878 01:36:55,935 --> 01:36:58,655 You were training for the weight-lifting team, I think. 1879 01:36:58,855 --> 01:37:01,282 I never played any sports. - With those shoulders? 1880 01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:03,910 You're kidding me. 1881 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:05,578 Keep going. - OK. 1882 01:37:05,778 --> 01:37:07,163 Come on. 1883 01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:11,918 You used to sit at those wooden tables in the caff 1884 01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:15,046 and your friends used to fill up the seats around you, 1885 01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,674 like they were drawn by something. 1886 01:37:17,874 --> 01:37:19,592 Your laughter maybe. 1887 01:37:20,877 --> 01:37:25,473 I used to watch all of that and think... 1888 01:37:25,673 --> 01:37:30,144 "Wow. I should go over there." 1889 01:37:34,807 --> 01:37:36,985 God... 1890 01:37:37,185 --> 01:37:39,734 I don't want to get on another plane. 1891 01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:53,543 Hey, you know what you need? Bakery products. 1892 01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:56,129 Yep. Really rich, full of butter, French. 1893 01:37:56,329 --> 01:37:59,458 Breakfast on the rooftop - it's my specialty. Alright? 1894 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:05,305 Alright, prepare to be amazed. 1895 01:38:05,505 --> 01:38:08,304 I can't cook, but I can reheat. 1896 01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:15,315 Thank you. Uh... 1897 01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:20,987 You know, I hate to be practical, but I'm on a plane in seven hours. 1898 01:38:21,187 --> 01:38:23,531 Alex... - So, I'm just... 1899 01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:28,161 ...wondering how are we gonna play things? 1900 01:38:28,361 --> 01:38:30,159 Awesome! Croissants! 1901 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:35,664 I'll just take it downstairs. 1902 01:38:40,164 --> 01:38:41,758 I mean, don't get me wrong. 1903 01:38:41,958 --> 01:38:44,135 I know I live on the other side of the world. 1904 01:38:44,335 --> 01:38:46,221 So it's not like we can... 1905 01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:48,598 I know that, I'm not saying... 1906 01:38:48,798 --> 01:38:52,769 It would be great if we could... we could try and... 1907 01:38:52,969 --> 01:38:55,230 And I'm not even saying boyfriend and girlfriend. 1908 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:56,814 I know, I know. 1909 01:38:57,014 --> 01:38:58,733 Maybe if we can hang out or catch up or... 1910 01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:02,028 Alex, Alex, Alex. I don't want that. 1911 01:39:03,229 --> 01:39:04,864 What... - No, no, sorry. 1912 01:39:05,064 --> 01:39:08,576 It sounded wrong. I mean I don't want to just end up together. 1913 01:39:08,776 --> 01:39:11,279 I want to come and visit you. 1914 01:39:14,824 --> 01:39:16,167 Oh, my God. 1915 01:39:16,367 --> 01:39:19,879 I'm going to. - No, please stop. Just stop that. 1916 01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:22,131 Just a few things I need to do, then I'll come. 1917 01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:23,924 Please stop! 1918 01:39:25,668 --> 01:39:27,470 I want to come and see you, Alex. 1919 01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:29,305 Oh, my God. 1920 01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:31,266 I'm asking you to give me some time. 1921 01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:33,560 Ben, time is for teenagers. 1922 01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:40,650 You know yesterday when I was listening to what was being said in the church, 1923 01:39:40,850 --> 01:39:43,979 a thought struck me too. 1924 01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:50,869 Maybe some day someone will write that about me. 1925 01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:55,198 Because it would be so lovely. 1926 01:39:56,782 --> 01:39:58,580 And you can't even say "stay". 1927 01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:02,838 Alex... 1928 01:40:13,966 --> 01:40:16,936 Excuse me. - Oh, sorry. 1929 01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:24,061 Excuse me. I'm afraid the flight has to close. 1930 01:40:26,062 --> 01:40:27,985 Thanks. 1931 01:40:30,024 --> 01:40:31,909 Are you waiting for someone? 1932 01:40:32,109 --> 01:40:33,952 No. 1933 01:40:35,112 --> 01:40:40,460 ♪She said, hello mister,♪ ♪pleased to meet you♪ 1934 01:40:44,664 --> 01:40:49,044 ♪I want to hold her,♪ ♪I want to kiss her♪ 1935 01:40:53,839 --> 01:40:58,891 ♪Gonna take her for a ride♪ ♪on a big jet plane♪ 1936 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:07,567 ♪Gonna take her for a ride♪ ♪on a big jet plane♪ 1937 01:41:10,022 --> 01:41:11,990 ♪Yeah, yeah♪ 1938 01:41:14,193 --> 01:41:15,820 ♪Yeah, yeah♪ 1939 01:41:20,157 --> 01:41:23,878 ♪Hey, my lover,♪ ♪my lady river♪ 1940 01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:32,637 ♪Can I take you,♪ ♪take you higher?♪ 1941 01:41:37,174 --> 01:41:42,180 ♪Gonna take her for a ride♪ ♪on a big jet plane♪ 1942 01:41:46,309 --> 01:41:50,610 ♪Gonna take her for a ride♪ ♪on a big jet plane.♪ 1943 01:41:55,484 --> 01:41:58,329 Wherever Ben chooses to go. 1944 01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:01,248 All of that. Right. 1945 01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:04,543 Where to first? 1946 01:42:05,786 --> 01:42:07,964 - Here. - What? 1947 01:42:08,164 --> 01:42:11,384 Yeah, I'm sorry, mate. I think I'm going to stay. 1948 01:42:11,584 --> 01:42:13,845 But weren't we going to try and find a new place? 1949 01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:20,678 You know what? For once, yeah, I just want to stay. 1950 01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:24,556 Then fuck it. I'll stay too. 1951 01:42:25,806 --> 01:42:27,433 That was quick. 1952 01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:31,028 Malcolm, Ben's here. 1953 01:42:31,228 --> 01:42:33,823 Thanks, Luce. - I thought you were on holiday. 1954 01:42:34,023 --> 01:42:36,284 Uh... have you got a sec? 1955 01:42:36,484 --> 01:42:38,661 Malcolm, I've decided. - Not now. Take your time. 1956 01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:40,788 I've had enough time. - No, you haven't. 1957 01:42:40,988 --> 01:42:43,124 You'll see things differently after a break. 1958 01:42:43,324 --> 01:42:45,126 I've decided. - I knew you would go. 1959 01:42:45,326 --> 01:42:48,171 I'm staying. - What? 1960 01:42:48,371 --> 01:42:51,215 I really want to see this thing through. 1961 01:42:52,375 --> 01:42:55,136 I'm not being punked, am I? Has Ken set you up for this? 1962 01:42:55,336 --> 01:42:57,430 No, I'm staying. Thing is I really... 1963 01:42:57,630 --> 01:42:59,140 Don't analyze it. No, don't. 1964 01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:03,102 Go. Come on, out. Beach. Sun. 1965 01:43:03,302 --> 01:43:04,687 You know. 1966 01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:06,522 Ben? - Yeah? 1967 01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:08,232 It's brilliant. 1968 01:43:08,432 --> 01:43:10,067 See you soon, boss. 1969 01:43:10,267 --> 01:43:13,988 ♪This is not the first time♪ ♪You tried to get away♪ 1970 01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:18,034 ♪This is not a party♪ ♪That people know your name♪ 1971 01:43:18,234 --> 01:43:22,121 ♪This is not a classroom♪ ♪With the teacher at the board♪ 1972 01:43:22,321 --> 01:43:26,751 ♪This is not a cat show♪ ♪With prizes at the door.♪ 1973 01:43:26,951 --> 01:43:28,419 What the fuck is going on? 1974 01:43:28,619 --> 01:43:30,630 I think I've worked some things out, Sam. 1975 01:43:30,830 --> 01:43:32,503 I'll be the judge of that. 1976 01:43:33,874 --> 01:43:38,304 ♪This is not a horse race♪ ♪Where winners beat the time♪ 1977 01:43:38,504 --> 01:43:41,766 ♪This is not a funeral♪ ♪With mourners in a line.♪ 1978 01:43:41,966 --> 01:43:46,145 Benny, just tell me. Do you know what you're doing? 1979 01:43:46,345 --> 01:43:48,564 Yeah. Trying to go from here to here. 1980 01:43:50,516 --> 01:43:53,819 ♪Go♪ ♪Don't you go♪ 1981 01:43:54,019 --> 01:43:58,149 ♪Won't you stay♪ ♪with me one more day.♪ 1982 01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,031 Done it again. - Alright. 1983 01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:05,706 Got everything? - Yeah. 1984 01:44:05,906 --> 01:44:07,917 Benny, look. - Sam, you're killing me. 1985 01:44:08,117 --> 01:44:11,128 With all you've got here, you're flying to the other side of the world 1986 01:44:11,328 --> 01:44:14,340 to chase a girl who said she never wants to see you again in her life. 1987 01:44:14,540 --> 01:44:16,425 Yeah. - How's that gonna work? 1988 01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:18,218 I don't know. 1989 01:44:20,212 --> 01:44:22,965 Come on. 1990 01:44:24,842 --> 01:44:26,310 See you, Sam. 1991 01:44:26,510 --> 01:44:28,688 Can I at least upgrade you to business? 1992 01:44:28,888 --> 01:44:32,191 ♪Go♪ ♪Don't you go♪ 1993 01:44:32,391 --> 01:44:36,737 ♪Won't you stay with me♪ ♪one more day?♪ 1994 01:44:38,689 --> 01:44:40,116 Hi. 1995 01:44:40,316 --> 01:44:41,784 Where are you off to today? 1996 01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:43,369 Dubai. 1997 01:44:43,569 --> 01:44:46,789 For your birthday? - Uh, yeah. 1998 01:44:46,989 --> 01:44:49,208 And is that your final destination? 1999 01:44:50,242 --> 01:44:51,994 No. 2000 01:45:53,639 --> 01:45:55,358 Marhaba. - Marhaba. 2001 01:45:55,558 --> 01:45:58,232 Oh, shukran. 2002 01:46:01,605 --> 01:46:03,532 Alex. - Yeah? 2003 01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:05,640 You,ve got a visitor. 2004 01:46:10,792 --> 01:46:13,760 Hello. How are you? 2005 01:46:16,362 --> 01:46:18,174 It's nice to see you. 2006 01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:19,963 I didn't understand. 2007 01:46:20,268 --> 01:46:22,399 You're just a bit fast. - Hello 2008 01:46:22,918 --> 01:46:25,421 Marhaba. I've got that one. Hello. 2009 01:46:28,632 --> 01:46:32,808 Do you maybe want to go just away from... 2010 01:46:37,725 --> 01:46:39,443 Yeah, much better. 2011 01:46:41,023 --> 01:46:45,028 I have arrived... to make you a question. Alex. 2012 01:46:46,211 --> 01:46:50,162 Will you agree... to a negotiation? 2013 01:46:50,362 --> 01:46:52,103 On what? - On what... 2014 01:46:52,303 --> 01:46:56,460 Vague question. Dips would have been easier. 2015 01:46:56,660 --> 01:47:01,261 Hang on a second. OK, yeah. Alex... 2016 01:47:01,980 --> 01:47:07,402 Do you agree... to be my...feminine friendly? 2017 01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:12,101 Did you understand any of that? 2018 01:47:12,301 --> 01:47:14,019 Sort of. A bit... - Not really. 2019 01:47:14,219 --> 01:47:15,813 Yes. An old edition, I think. 2020 01:47:16,013 --> 01:47:18,766 Alright, plan B. Will you be my girlfriend? 2021 01:47:19,975 --> 01:47:22,649 That's it. Will you... will you go out with me? 2022 01:47:25,575 --> 01:47:27,447 I could think of... 2023 01:47:28,450 --> 01:47:31,043 nothing better in the world. 2024 01:47:31,654 --> 01:47:33,789 I don't know what you said... 2025 01:47:33,989 --> 01:47:36,287 Yes. - It sounded like yes. But then... 2026 01:47:45,918 --> 01:47:47,720 Do they know what they're clapping for? 2027 01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:49,513 I think so. How is this gonna work? 2028 01:47:49,713 --> 01:47:51,766 I don't know. I spent a lot of time learning Arabic. 2029 01:47:51,966 --> 01:47:54,594 Is it offensive to make out in this country? 2030 01:47:57,721 --> 01:47:59,148 Oh, you know what? 2031 01:47:59,348 --> 01:48:01,567 Uh, photo? Uh... 2032 01:48:01,767 --> 01:48:03,895 What is it, sura? - Yes, sura. 2033 01:48:17,620 --> 01:48:21,982 THE END 2034 01:48:24,187 --> 01:48:29,713 Ripped & edited by JimmyBG28 2035 01:48:36,719 --> 01:48:38,892 And is that your final destination? 2036 01:48:41,056 --> 01:48:44,026 No. No, then I'm going on to Yemen. 2037 01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:46,987 What's the purpose of that trip? 2038 01:48:48,814 --> 01:48:50,816 Well, the dest... 2039 01:48:51,900 --> 01:48:55,245 Um... actually is it OK if I don't say? 2040 01:48:58,866 --> 01:49:02,711 It's not a terrorist thing or... Shouldn't have said that. 2041 01:49:02,911 --> 01:49:05,130 When did you decide to go to Yemen? 2042 01:49:05,330 --> 01:49:07,758 Uh... this morning. 2043 01:49:07,958 --> 01:49:12,096 So you just woke up this morning and decided to go to Yemen. 2044 01:49:12,296 --> 01:49:13,681 Yep. 2045 01:49:13,881 --> 01:49:17,142 Well, no. I probably decided last night. 2046 01:49:17,342 --> 01:49:18,936 Ah, makes a big difference. 2047 01:49:19,136 --> 01:49:20,855 I know it sounds silly. 2048 01:49:21,055 --> 01:49:22,857 Sort of early last night. 2049 01:49:23,057 --> 01:49:24,441 Early last night? 2050 01:49:24,641 --> 01:49:27,319 Although I had the germ of the idea at lunch yesterday. 2051 01:49:27,519 --> 01:49:29,112 So about yesterday lunch. 2052 01:49:31,023 --> 01:49:32,366 If you decided to go last night, 2053 01:49:32,566 --> 01:49:35,578 how come you got yellow fever injections three months ago? 2054 01:49:35,778 --> 01:49:39,498 Ah, right. No, I was going to go, and then went somewhere else. 2055 01:49:39,698 --> 01:49:41,667 Which was...? - Queenstown. 2056 01:49:41,867 --> 01:49:43,460 In New Zealand. 2057 01:49:43,660 --> 01:49:46,834 Skiing. - What? 2058 01:49:49,583 --> 01:49:54,009 OK, OK, OK. I'm going to Yemen to ask a girl out. 2059 01:49:55,255 --> 01:49:58,309 You're going away to Yemen... to ask a girl out? 2060 01:49:58,509 --> 01:49:59,894 Yes. 2061 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:02,605 How much time have you spent with this girl? 2062 01:50:02,805 --> 01:50:05,608 A night. And a day. 2063 01:50:05,808 --> 01:50:09,069 And an afternoon, actually. 2064 01:50:09,269 --> 01:50:11,021 We had Moroccan. 2065 01:50:12,689 --> 01:50:14,362 Yeah. It's not important. 2066 01:50:17,402 --> 01:50:20,080 Does she know you're coming? - No. 2067 01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,124 But she wants you to come. - Well... 2068 01:50:22,324 --> 01:50:24,585 Is this a real girl or an imaginary friend? 2069 01:50:24,785 --> 01:50:26,921 Oh, come on, guys. 2070 01:50:27,121 --> 01:50:29,374 Got somewhere to be? - Yeah, Yemen. 2071 01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:34,136 Can you believe it? His story checks out. 2072 01:50:34,336 --> 01:50:35,721 You're kidding! 2073 01:50:35,921 --> 01:50:38,557 Name's Alexandra Hennessy, she works for the UN in Yemen 2074 01:50:38,757 --> 01:50:40,267 and they went to uni together. 2075 01:50:40,467 --> 01:50:42,478 She is beautiful. - Check out her CV. 2076 01:50:42,678 --> 01:50:45,356 Wow! - So how are you gonna ask her out? 2077 01:50:45,556 --> 01:50:48,108 Actually I was gonna try and do it in Arabic. 2078 01:50:48,308 --> 01:50:50,361 Oh! That's beautiful. 2079 01:50:50,561 --> 01:50:51,946 Really? 2080 01:50:52,146 --> 01:50:53,530 Yes. 2081 01:50:53,730 --> 01:50:55,115 You are with this girl? 2082 01:50:55,315 --> 01:50:57,409 Not technically. We kissed. 2083 01:50:57,609 --> 01:50:59,907 How was that? - Tasted like baba ganoush. 2084 01:51:05,993 --> 01:51:09,630 You complete my life. You should be my girlfriend. 2085 01:51:09,830 --> 01:51:11,382 Oh, that's lovely. 2086 01:51:11,582 --> 01:51:13,505 Yeah, that's my favourite one so far. 2087 01:51:15,919 --> 01:51:19,848 - Do it in English. 2088 01:51:20,048 --> 01:51:22,016 Yeah, that looks like scribble. 2089 01:51:24,386 --> 01:51:25,771 Uh, should I...? 2090 01:51:25,971 --> 01:51:28,482 Relax, mate, they haven't even started boarding yet. 2091 01:51:28,682 --> 01:51:30,109 Great. - You want some more? 2092 01:51:30,309 --> 01:51:31,694 No, I'm good. 2093 01:51:31,894 --> 01:51:34,279 Help yourself if you do, it's been confiscated. 2094 01:51:34,479 --> 01:51:36,740 Commitment, it's a funny thing, isn't it? 2095 01:51:36,940 --> 01:51:39,034 Can't really get anywhere in life without it. 2096 01:51:39,234 --> 01:51:41,032 That's how I ended up here. 2097 01:51:42,196 --> 01:51:43,743 You wanna know the secret to life? 2098 01:51:50,913 --> 01:51:54,963 Ripped & edited by JimmyBG28