1 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Watch full movies online for free at www.awooh.com 2 00:00:50,157 --> 00:00:53,832 This is the Earth at a time when the dinosaurs roamed... 3 00:00:53,832 --> 00:00:56,391 a lush and fertile planet. 4 00:01:03,957 --> 00:01:09,270 A piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. 5 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,786 It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. 6 00:01:23,637 --> 00:01:27,994 A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere... 7 00:01:27,994 --> 00:01:30,870 creating a suffocating blanket of dust... 8 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:33,306 the sun was powerless to penetrate... 9 00:01:33,306 --> 00:01:35,667 for a thousand years. 10 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,434 It happened before. 11 00:01:46,677 --> 00:01:48,474 It will happen again. 12 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:53,109 It's just a question of when. 13 00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:10,506 Engineering director- Engineering- 14 00:02:11,718 --> 00:02:14,676 - Say again, Rudy. - Houston, affirmative. 15 00:02:16,518 --> 00:02:17,633 I'm gonna try again. 16 00:02:17,633 --> 00:02:21,273 This time why don't we put in a hold at nine. Cancel the pending resume. 17 00:02:21,273 --> 00:02:23,918 Almost got it. 18 00:02:25,638 --> 00:02:29,313 - Dennis, I'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's looking real strong. 19 00:02:29,313 --> 00:02:32,714 Okay, Pete. We got that coupling on the board here now. 20 00:02:32,714 --> 00:02:35,915 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment. 21 00:02:35,915 --> 00:02:38,671 Sounds good. Give me ten seconds. 22 00:02:40,838 --> 00:02:42,669 His heart rate's racing. 23 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:44,714 - Hey, Pete. It's Truman. - Hey. 24 00:02:44,714 --> 00:02:46,789 - How you doing up there, Hoss? - Pretty good. 25 00:02:46,789 --> 00:02:49,346 Now, listen, Pete. We got an eye on your meds here. 26 00:02:49,346 --> 00:02:52,191 I'll give you a buffalo nickel if you'll calm down just a little bit. 27 00:02:52,191 --> 00:02:54,991 - Can you do that for me? - Whatever you say. 28 00:02:54,991 --> 00:02:58,508 Okay, uh, now we got plenty of time, buddy, so don't you worry. 29 00:03:00,278 --> 00:03:04,715 - Atlantis- - Okay. Looking good here. 30 00:03:04,715 --> 00:03:06,715 - He's got it. - He'll be all right. - Go ahead, Atlantis. 31 00:03:06,715 --> 00:03:09,591 Roger that, Houston. Suggest we start reeling Pete in. 32 00:03:20,118 --> 00:03:21,995 - The system's down. - No. 33 00:03:21,995 --> 00:03:23,995 - What the hell is that? - My Lord. 34 00:03:30,198 --> 00:03:32,666 We're down. 35 00:03:34,118 --> 00:03:35,551 Houston! 36 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,313 - We've lost all contact. - What happened? 37 00:03:42,318 --> 00:03:44,878 Stewart, play that tape back! 38 00:03:49,718 --> 00:03:50,678 Houston! 39 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,030 Multiple bogeys! Multiple bogeys! 40 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:58,952 Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five. Unidentified tracts. 41 00:03:58,952 --> 00:04:01,876 - My screen's full. - Multiple tracts headed towards the Atlantic seaboard. 42 00:04:01,876 --> 00:04:05,149 This could be a surprise missile attack. 43 00:04:09,158 --> 00:04:12,230 Mr President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. 44 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:14,155 Okay, I want three groups! 45 00:04:14,155 --> 00:04:16,473 One: internal malfunction. 46 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:19,026 Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch. 47 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:24,317 Two: I want NORAD Space Command and the 50th Tactical comparing all the space junk you track in every orbit. 48 00:04:24,317 --> 00:04:26,468 I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again. 49 00:04:26,468 --> 00:04:29,432 Number three: wild cards, anything and everything. 50 00:04:29,432 --> 00:04:31,515 All right? Now, big Ross, I want you to get on the telephone. 51 00:04:31,515 --> 00:04:34,193 - Wake up 11,000 people. - Right. - Walt, get 'em going. 52 00:04:34,193 --> 00:04:36,156 - Let's go! - Karl! 53 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:39,276 Karl! Karl! 54 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:46,319 Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's been on the table almost ten hours. 55 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,794 - I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here. 56 00:04:48,794 --> 00:04:51,991 I- I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burning up there. 57 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:55,907 Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book. Get those names of those guys from NASA. 58 00:04:55,907 --> 00:05:00,590 Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's slave"? 59 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:05,195 Go get my goddam phone book! Get the book! 60 00:05:05,195 --> 00:05:07,037 Get the book! Get the book! 61 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:15,148 Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches. 62 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,390 - It might just be pieces of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in. - Yeah, it might be Santa Claus. 63 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:21,636 Until we get definitive, reliable alternative confirmation, General... 64 00:05:21,636 --> 00:05:23,670 we go to defcon three. 65 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:32,268 I'm getting ready for the big time 66 00:05:32,268 --> 00:05:36,716 Someday you're gonna say I'm big time too 67 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:38,238 Hey, little man! Little Richard! 68 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:42,631 Me and you, man! We going to the top, baby! Big time! 69 00:05:42,631 --> 00:05:45,193 Yo, man, I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike the rest of my life! 70 00:05:45,193 --> 00:05:49,028 You know what I'm sayin'? I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby. We gonna travel in style. 71 00:05:50,919 --> 00:05:54,309 I'm getting ready for the big time 72 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:56,794 Someday you're gonna say I'm big time 73 00:05:56,794 --> 00:06:00,594 Watch where you're goin'. I bet you, none of y'all stop for brothers. 74 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:04,797 Slow down, Little Richard. You've been ridin' all morning, man. You gotta take a dump? 75 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:11,038 - We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme to bring you this special report. - Hey, man, what happened? 76 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:16,318 The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3:47 a. m., Eastern Standard Time. 77 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:19,033 This morning NASA officials are denying- 78 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:21,275 Hey! Hey, get! Get! 79 00:06:24,199 --> 00:06:26,997 - That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool! 80 00:06:26,997 --> 00:06:30,992 - Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem? - Now that dog's eating my Godzilla, man. 81 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:33,718 - And what's a little runt like you gonna do about it? - Get him, Richard. Sic him. 82 00:06:33,718 --> 00:06:38,236 If I wasn't a Christian, I'd be throwin' your fat, pineapple-eatin' ass through the window. 83 00:06:50,359 --> 00:06:53,032 - Why we not going, huh? - Well, y-y-you know why? 'Cause this is New York City. 84 00:06:53,032 --> 00:06:56,391 Anything could have happened. Look at that. Uh, let's see. It could have been a terrorist bomb. 85 00:06:56,391 --> 00:06:59,796 It could have been a dead body somebody shot, stabbed. And it's Friday. Payday too. 86 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:03,111 - Somebody probably jumped, didn't get their pay cheque. Yes. - I want to go shopping. 87 00:07:03,111 --> 00:07:08,155 Me too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam. 88 00:07:08,155 --> 00:07:10,515 - Little Richard. - Hurry! Right over there! - Go! 89 00:07:10,515 --> 00:07:12,636 Yo, Little Richard! 90 00:07:12,636 --> 00:07:14,551 Hang on, Little Richard! I'm comin'! 91 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,839 Don't you worry about it. I'm gonna get you outta there! 92 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:22,390 You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there. 93 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:24,795 Somebody dial 911! 94 00:07:24,795 --> 00:07:26,797 My screen's full! They're all over the place! 95 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:30,230 Bogeys are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard. 96 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,273 Whoa! 97 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,072 Look at that! 98 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,074 Oh, we at war! 99 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,394 Saddam Hussein is bombin' us! 100 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,437 Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 101 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,549 Get out of here! 102 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,716 Oh, my God! 103 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,436 Let's stay focused. We need to map the trajectory now. 104 00:08:53,436 --> 00:08:55,112 - That could take a week. - Just find it, okay? 105 00:08:55,112 --> 00:08:58,596 - I want to know if the worst is over or if it's on its way. - We've got General Kimsey on the line. 106 00:08:58,596 --> 00:09:03,157 We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina. We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it? 107 00:09:03,157 --> 00:09:06,516 It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle. 108 00:09:06,516 --> 00:09:09,194 - He's waiting for you. - What's the death toll? 109 00:09:09,194 --> 00:09:11,675 I've got the President on Air Force One demanding answers. 110 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,079 Is it over? 111 00:09:14,079 --> 00:09:18,591 General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now. When we know, you'll know. 112 00:09:23,601 --> 00:09:27,435 Okay, Karl, listen. I want you to take your time. Yes, sir. You are definitely the first. 113 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:32,430 Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right? 114 00:09:33,361 --> 00:09:36,478 - FBl locked his location. - Saw an explosion in space. 115 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:39,075 - Okay. - The last one- 116 00:09:39,075 --> 00:09:43,035 - Now, listen, Karl, this is top secret. - Sir, I'm retired Navy. I know all about classified. 117 00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:46,477 But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her, right? 118 00:09:46,477 --> 00:09:50,640 - Yes, that's right. That's right. - I want to name her Dottie, after my wife. 119 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:55,710 - She's a vicious, life-suckin' bitch from which there's no escape. - That's- That's sweet, Karl. 120 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:58,958 S.D.I., this is Flight Director. I want to get that Hubble movin', and I want it now. 121 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:01,754 Roger that. We're movin' the Hubble! 122 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:13,229 - It's enormous. - This is the anomaly at 1643. 123 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:18,554 Here is the anomaly at 1658. 124 00:10:18,554 --> 00:10:21,997 And here is the anomaly at 1700. 125 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,476 Enough with this "anomaly" horseshit! 126 00:10:24,476 --> 00:10:27,837 - What is this thing? - It's an asteroid, sir. 127 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:30,674 How big are we talking? 128 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,638 Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion- 129 00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:35,440 - It's the size of Texas, Mr President. - Y-Y-Yes, sir. 130 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,756 Dan, we didn't see this thing coming? 131 00:10:37,756 --> 00:10:40,076 Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. 132 00:10:40,076 --> 00:10:42,237 That allows us to track about three percent of the sky. 133 00:10:42,237 --> 00:10:45,518 - And begging your pardon, sir, but it's a big-ass sky. - And the ones this morning? 134 00:10:45,518 --> 00:10:47,996 Uh, those are nothing. Uh, they're the size of basketballs... 135 00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:49,912 and, uh, Volkswagens, things like that. 136 00:10:49,912 --> 00:10:52,601 Is this going to hit us? 137 00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:56,356 - We're efforting that as we speak, sir. - What kind of damage are we- 138 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,153 Damage? 139 00:10:58,153 --> 00:11:00,237 Total, sir. 140 00:11:00,237 --> 00:11:02,795 It's what we call a global killer. 141 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,877 The end of mankind. 142 00:11:04,877 --> 00:11:06,878 Doesn't matter where it hits. 143 00:11:06,878 --> 00:11:09,196 Nothing would survive, not even bacteria. 144 00:11:09,196 --> 00:11:13,200 My God. What do we do? 145 00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:24,713 We have 18 days before it hits Earth. 146 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:37,594 - Have mercy. - Rise and shine! 147 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:42,553 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 148 00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:45,110 - Fore! - Stop the drilling! 149 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,039 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 150 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,920 - Hey! - Hey, that was close! 151 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:57,918 I gave you 50,000 a year in donations! What do you think they're so mad about, Chick? 152 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,795 Well, I think they feel that drilling for oil is an evil thing. 153 00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:03,675 Do you know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out in an hour? 154 00:12:03,675 --> 00:12:06,037 You know, I just found out something interesting. 155 00:12:06,037 --> 00:12:10,155 - Number two chewed 180 feet last night. - Who do we have to thank for this? 156 00:12:10,155 --> 00:12:12,955 Well, I'll give you two guesses, but you're only gonna need one. 157 00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:15,118 Goddam it, A.J.! 158 00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:17,153 A.J.! 159 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:22,474 A.J.! A.J., you in here? 160 00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:24,957 Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up! 161 00:12:24,957 --> 00:12:28,961 - Uh, hey, you wanted to see me? - Yeah, I was lookin' for ya. 162 00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:30,839 You're pissed. Okay, I can see that. 163 00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:35,473 No. You know what, A.J.? I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed. This is way, way beyond pissed, though. 164 00:12:35,473 --> 00:12:39,077 - You know I shut down number two last night, right? - Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that. 165 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:42,797 Dude, let me tell you somethin'. Someday, many years from now, when you're all growed up... 166 00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:47,120 and you got your own oil company and $8 million of your own money on the contract... 167 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,678 you can do whatever comes into that little A.J. - idiotin' mind of yours you want... 168 00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:54,198 but as long as it says "Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig you will not disobey my rules. 169 00:12:54,198 --> 00:12:56,238 - You got that? - Yeah, I do got it. 170 00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:59,479 - Right now, I need to hear five words from you. - Uh- 171 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,560 - I'll never do that again. - Never do that again. 172 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,951 I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I- I mean, that was stupid. 173 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,038 I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not- I can't- 174 00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:09,596 - What's going on here? - What's going on? Well, I-I mean, I- 175 00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:13,436 - I screwed up. I'm a little edgy. - How long you worked for me? - Five wonderful years. 176 00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:16,434 In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly. 177 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:19,912 - Something's going on here. I'm gonna find out what it is. - No, no, no. Well- 178 00:13:19,912 --> 00:13:24,479 I - I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm trying to learn from the man. What would Harry do? 179 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,792 I'm at a loss for words. 180 00:13:32,842 --> 00:13:35,481 - Okay, I can explain this. - You can explain that? 181 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:39,396 - I can. - I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here. 182 00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:48,231 - Grace? - Hi, Harry. 183 00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:50,956 I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad. 184 00:13:51,802 --> 00:13:54,555 - Sorry, Harry. - Get up and get your clothes on. 185 00:13:58,082 --> 00:14:00,642 You just stay right there. I'll be right back. 186 00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:11,840 Here's what we're gonna do. I want every strategy we've got on near-Earth object collision, okay? 187 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:16,514 Any ideas, any programs, anything you sketched on a pizza box or a cocktail napkin. 188 00:14:16,514 --> 00:14:20,682 For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. Today we're gonna give them the answer. 189 00:14:23,683 --> 00:14:26,117 You know about this, Rockhound? You knew. 190 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,154 No, I-I had no idea. 191 00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:32,157 Where's Harry? 192 00:14:32,157 --> 00:14:34,877 Harry! All right! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I understand, okay? 193 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:37,392 You're mad. Who-Who wouldn't be mad? 194 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:40,043 - But he's gonna shoot you. - Nah. No, he's not. Oh, shit. 195 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:46,361 - Harry! - What's wrong with you? 196 00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:48,479 Make your peace with God, A.J. 197 00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:52,317 - This guy's got a gun, man! He's shooting at me! - Harry, this is not funny! 198 00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:56,555 - Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over! - So is this a, uh, serious thing? 199 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,878 - Yeah, pretty serious. - Bear, man! - What's up? 200 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:01,563 He's shooting at me. Uh, you see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench! 201 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:04,715 You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. 202 00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:06,799 Now, I'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him. 203 00:15:06,799 --> 00:15:09,960 - Why don't you put the gun down, boss? - You don't want none of this, Bear. Get out of my way. 204 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,994 Just trying to give my man a head start, that's all. 205 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:16,156 Not to mention the fact that I don't think you wanna kill the best man on your crew before we strike oil. 206 00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:20,156 Ah, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him. Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot. 207 00:15:20,156 --> 00:15:23,121 You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years? 208 00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:27,077 - Yeah, but he wasn't very good. - Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane! 209 00:15:27,077 --> 00:15:29,478 Now honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 210 00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:33,482 - You can't control my life. - Fine. Clothes. Now! 211 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:36,800 All right, stop, all right? It was funny for a minute, it's not funny any more. 212 00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:43,677 - Harry, this is illegal, man. - I'm temporarily insane, Rock. It's all right. 213 00:15:48,443 --> 00:15:50,161 - Do I look like I'm crazy to you? - Well- 214 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:52,319 Harry, hey, just cool down. 215 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,361 - What are you- Okay, stop. - All right. All right, Harry. 216 00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:57,599 All right. Now, listen, man to man. 217 00:15:57,599 --> 00:16:00,402 I'm serious. I love her. 218 00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,275 Way wrong answer. 219 00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:07,682 - Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry! 220 00:16:07,682 --> 00:16:10,397 - Stop him! - You shot him! 221 00:16:10,397 --> 00:16:12,155 Bullet never got close. Just a ricochet. 222 00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,638 You know, it's all funny till somebody gets shot in the leg. 223 00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:18,312 Hey, pucker up! We got clients incoming! 224 00:16:19,803 --> 00:16:22,715 Uh, b-back in, uh, 1974... 225 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:26,153 w- we first got the-the idea, the possibility that a, that a meteor or an asteroid- 226 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,912 I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate. 227 00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:33,592 Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator... 228 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,555 to heat the object to the point of fracture. 229 00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:37,834 That's like shooting a B.B. gun at a freight train, Doc. 230 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,761 Uh, some of us have got this idea. 231 00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:43,240 We want to land a craft, deploy solar sails. 232 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,162 You'll have a great big canopy. Solar winds will be caught... 233 00:16:46,162 --> 00:16:49,481 by these mylar sails. 234 00:16:49,481 --> 00:16:51,515 - Okay. - Come on, guys. 235 00:16:51,515 --> 00:16:55,193 We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days. 236 00:16:55,193 --> 00:16:58,799 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds. 237 00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,438 Time's a luxury we don't have. What? 238 00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,720 Listen, Harry. A.J. is my choice- my choice and not yours. 239 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,519 He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. It's not a choice, it's a lack of options. 240 00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:16,314 I don't know what in the world makes you think that you have the right to tell me what to do any more, Harry. 241 00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:18,560 I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh? 242 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,555 - Not really. - Since when? 243 00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:23,642 Since I reached the age of 10 and became older than you, Harry. 244 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,442 Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick? 245 00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:31,116 Look, I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and I forgive you. 246 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,838 I may be an immature father, okay? But I'm still your employer. 247 00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:37,001 And as your boss I want you on that crew boat tonight and back in the office by Monday. 248 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:40,082 - You got that? - Okay. I quit. 249 00:17:40,082 --> 00:17:44,197 Grace, you can't quit now. I need you to keep on workin'. 250 00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:51,074 - Hi, Harry! - What are you smilin' about? 251 00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:56,033 I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry. 252 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,438 You little hypocrite. I ever held you back once from doin' anything? 253 00:18:00,438 --> 00:18:03,277 What about having a life, Harry? The first time I got my period... 254 00:18:03,277 --> 00:18:05,520 Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax... 255 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,714 and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry. 256 00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:13,794 I ju- No, I-I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry. 257 00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:18,554 I was playing with titanium depth gauges when I should've been playing with dolls. 258 00:18:18,554 --> 00:18:22,643 I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos. 259 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,437 Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you... 260 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,998 and now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one. 261 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:31,434 - So who is the hypocrite here, Harry, huh? Who? - Look at those nice pipes up there. 262 00:18:31,434 --> 00:18:35,523 - Listen to me, Grace. I want you- - No, you listen to me, Harry. I grew up. 263 00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:38,238 With the proximity of the asteroid... 264 00:18:38,238 --> 00:18:40,918 and no prep time, none of our primary plans can work. 265 00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:45,156 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart? 266 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:48,560 - Terrible idea. - Was I talkin' to you? 267 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:53,553 This is Dr Ronald Quincy from research, pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might want to listen to him. 268 00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:58,274 General, if you consider your target- her composition, her dimensions... 269 00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:01,442 her sheer velocity, you could fire every nuke you've got at her... 270 00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:04,562 and she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 271 00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,880 You should know that the president's scientific advisors... 272 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,396 are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory. 273 00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:15,040 I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at M.I.T. together. 274 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,077 And in a situation like this, you- you really don't want... 275 00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:22,283 to take the advice of a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics. 276 00:19:22,283 --> 00:19:27,240 The president's advisors are, um, wrong. I'm right. 277 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,356 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job. 278 00:19:29,356 --> 00:19:32,761 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. 279 00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:36,520 You set it off. What happens? Burn your hand, right? 280 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,115 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off- 281 00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:44,605 Your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life. 282 00:19:44,605 --> 00:19:46,721 Are you suggesting we blow this thing up from the inside? 283 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,524 - That's exactly what I'm saying. - How? 284 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:53,274 We drill. We bring in the world's best deep-core driller. 285 00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:55,754 Harry, get up here! We're takin' a hit! 286 00:19:55,754 --> 00:19:57,796 - Get A.J. up here! Whoa! - Come on! 287 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,915 Send another pipe on down! Right now! Full pipe! 288 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:07,114 - It's a gas pocket. - I told you. Am I lucky or am I just a genius? 289 00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:10,123 I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's fried open. 290 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:17,157 Shut off the number two valve! Grace, get the clients outta here now! 291 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,753 Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now! 292 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,162 Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow! 293 00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:44,363 Get out! Chick, get out now! 294 00:20:44,363 --> 00:20:45,443 Get down! 295 00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:50,723 Three dozen research calls and every time the same man is recommended. 296 00:20:50,723 --> 00:20:52,961 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer. 297 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,121 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it. 298 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:58,794 - Everybody all right? - We struck oil, baby! 299 00:20:58,794 --> 00:21:02,235 Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience? 300 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,682 High thumb. You are man, Harry. 301 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,359 Thumbs high. 302 00:21:12,045 --> 00:21:13,922 You're fired. 303 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:20,554 Who's Harry Stamper? 304 00:21:20,554 --> 00:21:23,153 Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about? 305 00:21:23,153 --> 00:21:26,761 Mr Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific air forces. 306 00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:29,002 I've been sent here by the secretary of defence... 307 00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:32,357 on direct orders from the president of the United States. 308 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,716 It's a matter of urgent national security. 309 00:21:34,716 --> 00:21:38,202 I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked. 310 00:21:38,202 --> 00:21:41,403 - Crazy Willie put you up to this? - Afraid I don't know Crazy Willie. 311 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,478 Sir, I'm dead serious about this. 312 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,518 - Harry. - What? 313 00:21:47,518 --> 00:21:49,801 Man, I swear to God, she never told me her age. 314 00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:52,645 It's all right. Relax. It's about me. 315 00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:55,756 Oh. Forget it. 316 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,161 All right, General. I'll go with ya. 317 00:22:02,161 --> 00:22:05,358 On one condition- we have to take my daughter along. 318 00:22:08,406 --> 00:22:10,317 - What did I do? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her? Wait a minute. 319 00:22:10,317 --> 00:22:12,801 - Sir, stay right here. - Well- 320 00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:15,235 Chick! Get him paid, get him off the rig! 321 00:22:25,246 --> 00:22:28,204 - Mr Stamper? - Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. 322 00:22:28,204 --> 00:22:32,001 How ya doin'? Miss Stamper. I'm Dan Truman, executive director here. 323 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:34,560 - Now listen, on behalf of all of us, I'd really like to apologize- - Apologize. 324 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,836 I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr Truman. 325 00:22:36,836 --> 00:22:39,764 We've been apologized to for the last 18 and a half hours. 326 00:22:39,764 --> 00:22:42,081 So if you don't mind, how 'bout if we just get on with it... 327 00:22:42,081 --> 00:22:44,800 and you tell us why we're here at the NASA space centre? 328 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:49,357 - We should probably talk alone. - Mr Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace. 329 00:22:49,357 --> 00:22:51,920 So whether you tell her now or I tell her later she's gonna find out... 330 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,276 one way or the other, so why don't we just get on with it? 331 00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:58,524 So when the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. 332 00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:01,166 For the next 15 days the Earth's in a shooting gallery. 333 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:05,165 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. 334 00:23:05,165 --> 00:23:09,802 It'll flash-boil millions of gallons of sea water and slam into the ocean bedrock. 335 00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:13,441 Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact- which we think it will be- 336 00:23:13,441 --> 00:23:17,798 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high, travel at 1,000 miles an hour... 337 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:21,202 covering California and washing up in Denver. 338 00:23:21,202 --> 00:23:24,557 Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out. 339 00:23:24,557 --> 00:23:27,484 Half the world's population'll be incinerated by the heat blast... 340 00:23:27,484 --> 00:23:30,399 and the rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter. 341 00:23:30,399 --> 00:23:32,317 That's unbelievable. 342 00:23:33,686 --> 00:23:36,246 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets. 343 00:23:38,646 --> 00:23:41,399 Well, it's coming, right now- 344 00:23:41,399 --> 00:23:44,444 right for us- at 22,000 miles an hour. 345 00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:47,279 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it. 346 00:24:02,447 --> 00:24:04,483 I take it you're not alerting everyone like this. 347 00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:07,565 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays. 348 00:24:07,565 --> 00:24:10,201 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world... 349 00:24:10,201 --> 00:24:12,801 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of 'em. 350 00:24:12,801 --> 00:24:15,760 The president's classified this information top secret. 351 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,526 If news like this got out, there'd be an overnight breakdown... 352 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:23,476 of basic social services worldwide- rioting, mass religious hysteria. 353 00:24:23,476 --> 00:24:26,127 Total chaos. You can imagine. 354 00:24:26,127 --> 00:24:29,205 Basically the worst parts of the Bible. 355 00:24:31,807 --> 00:24:34,924 Six billion people on the planet- 356 00:24:34,924 --> 00:24:37,003 why'd you guys call me? 357 00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:40,358 - We need you to prep the team we're sending up. - Up? 358 00:24:40,358 --> 00:24:43,843 We'll send 'em to the asteroid, they'll land, they'll drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes... 359 00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:46,725 take off and detonate if we can fix this equipment problem. 360 00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:51,358 Now, the, uh, drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project. 361 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:54,883 You, uh- you might recognize the rig. 362 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:59,522 Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design. 363 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,397 What'd you do? Steal a key to the patent office? 364 00:25:04,397 --> 00:25:07,325 - Yeah, basically. - Let me get this straight. 365 00:25:07,325 --> 00:25:11,525 I got pulled off an oil rig, flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design... 366 00:25:11,525 --> 00:25:15,077 couldn't read the plans right and did a piss-poor job of putting it together, is that it? 367 00:25:15,077 --> 00:25:17,926 - Well, technically, patents don't apply to outer space. - Just shut up, Quincy. 368 00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:21,283 It's not going to Mars any more. It's going to try to save this planet. 369 00:25:21,283 --> 00:25:23,358 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. 370 00:25:23,358 --> 00:25:25,358 You said we did a bad job of putting it together? 371 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,718 No, I said you did a piss-poor job of putting it together. 372 00:25:28,718 --> 00:25:30,883 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. 373 00:25:30,883 --> 00:25:35,165 Let me guess: you've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why. 374 00:25:35,165 --> 00:25:39,035 - Yeah, that's right, actually. - Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr Wizard. 375 00:25:39,035 --> 00:25:42,881 - Who's been operating this thing? - Right there. 376 00:25:42,881 --> 00:25:46,004 W- We've actually- we've had them training for eight months solid now. 377 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,800 - Eight whole months? - Well, pretty much, yeah. 378 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,203 - Well, gee whiz. - Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there. 379 00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:54,238 We need you to train 'em down here. 380 00:25:54,238 --> 00:25:56,318 Well, Mr Stamper, what do you think? 381 00:25:56,318 --> 00:25:59,041 You know, drilling's a science. It's an art. 382 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:01,277 I'm a third-generation driller, doin' it all my life... 383 00:26:01,277 --> 00:26:03,841 and I still haven't got it all figured out. 384 00:26:03,841 --> 00:26:07,243 I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best. 385 00:26:07,243 --> 00:26:09,801 Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best. 386 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:13,442 You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead. 387 00:26:13,442 --> 00:26:15,603 Now, you want to send these boys into space, fine. 388 00:26:15,603 --> 00:26:17,684 I'm sure they'll make good astronauts. 389 00:26:17,684 --> 00:26:20,276 But they don't know jack about drillin'. 390 00:26:20,276 --> 00:26:22,928 - What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan? 391 00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:25,687 Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right? 392 00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:28,686 - No, we don't have a backup plan. This is it. - And this is the best that you could- 393 00:26:28,686 --> 00:26:32,278 that the-the government, the U.S. government can come up with? 394 00:26:32,278 --> 00:26:35,519 I mean, y-you're NASA, for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon. 395 00:26:35,519 --> 00:26:38,765 You're geniuses! Y-You're the guys that think this shit up. 396 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,197 I'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now... 397 00:26:41,197 --> 00:26:43,558 just thinkin' shit up and somebody backin' them up. 398 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:46,282 You tellin' me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight Boy Scouts right here... 399 00:26:46,282 --> 00:26:49,161 that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me? 400 00:26:49,161 --> 00:26:52,325 - Yeah. - Oh, Jesus. Damn it. 401 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,798 We're a little short on time here. Will you help us? 402 00:27:01,048 --> 00:27:03,881 - All they gotta do is drill? - That's it. 403 00:27:03,881 --> 00:27:06,397 No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff? 404 00:27:06,397 --> 00:27:09,161 Just drill. 405 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,643 How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there? 406 00:27:11,643 --> 00:27:13,639 We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams. 407 00:27:13,639 --> 00:27:15,884 If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men. 408 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,999 You got it. 409 00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:20,961 So you're saying you'll help us? 410 00:27:20,961 --> 00:27:22,840 Yes, sir. 411 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,964 Thanks. 412 00:27:30,768 --> 00:27:33,521 I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all. 413 00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:39,362 No, Mrs Curlene, it's Harry Stamper. 414 00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:43,077 If you see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him. 415 00:27:43,077 --> 00:27:46,644 Those guys get off this rig, they scatter. J. Otis Curlene Bear- 416 00:27:46,644 --> 00:27:50,556 probably the only black man on a big hog in Kadoka, South Dakota. 417 00:27:50,556 --> 00:27:53,037 Come and get Papa Bear! 418 00:27:55,248 --> 00:27:58,160 - Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle? 419 00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:02,238 - Max. - Hey, Mama. 420 00:28:02,238 --> 00:28:06,560 - Oh, that's so sweet, Maxie. - Hey, did ya get me one of them yellow jelly bear claws I like? 421 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,679 Maxie, are you in trouble with the law again? 422 00:28:08,679 --> 00:28:10,480 - No, Mama. - Maxie. 423 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,405 I swear, Mama, I'm- 424 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,798 - You know I want Rockhound. - We call him Hound because... 425 00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:19,197 well, um, he's horny. 426 00:28:21,288 --> 00:28:24,405 Well, you might want to start with every bar in New Orleans. 427 00:28:24,405 --> 00:28:27,326 That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it? 428 00:28:27,326 --> 00:28:29,603 - How long you been married? - For two weeks. 429 00:28:29,603 --> 00:28:31,918 - See this diamond? - Yeah? 430 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:34,721 - It's not a diamond. Would you like another drink? - Yeah. 431 00:28:34,721 --> 00:28:37,322 - Sir, FBl. - She's so cute. 432 00:28:37,322 --> 00:28:39,484 - No, thanks. - We have a national security matter. 433 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:41,445 - Good for you. - Let's go. 434 00:28:41,445 --> 00:28:44,680 - Now. - How old are you? 435 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,040 Oscar Choice- spacey but absolutely brilliant geologist. 436 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,729 He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso. 437 00:28:53,129 --> 00:28:55,040 What the- 438 00:28:56,889 --> 00:29:02,009 Mr Chick Chapel, at the craps table, Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. 439 00:29:02,009 --> 00:29:04,802 Yes! About time. 440 00:29:04,802 --> 00:29:07,198 Charles Chapel, game's over. 441 00:29:10,889 --> 00:29:12,686 Who's gonna run the other rig? 442 00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:14,765 How 'bout Benny? He's good. 443 00:29:14,765 --> 00:29:17,687 The only one knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J. 444 00:29:17,687 --> 00:29:20,084 I thought you said you couldn't trust him. 445 00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:22,598 I thought you said I could. 446 00:29:23,689 --> 00:29:26,283 Yep, you are on your way, A.J. 447 00:29:26,283 --> 00:29:29,799 Well, you know, bein' in business for yourself has its advantages- 448 00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:32,887 make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg. 449 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,447 You don't got a gun on ya now, do ya? Oh, good. 450 00:29:37,447 --> 00:29:41,960 'Cause I kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing about you askin' me for help. 451 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,879 Does that mean that there's actually a job that Mr All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts... 452 00:29:46,879 --> 00:29:50,046 Harry Stamper can't handle by himself... 453 00:29:50,046 --> 00:29:52,563 and needs my expert advice? 454 00:29:52,563 --> 00:29:55,249 - Somethin' like that, yeah. - Well, no, no, no. 455 00:29:55,249 --> 00:29:57,803 I mean, is it-it something like that, or is it that? 456 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,603 You know, you and me got a real problem. 457 00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:04,641 You know, Harry, there are only, uh... 458 00:30:04,641 --> 00:30:07,681 five words I wanna hear from you right now. 459 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:12,001 And those words are: "You know, A.J., I really look up to you. 460 00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:14,563 "You've been a hero of mine for a long time, and... 461 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,920 I'm very impressed with your work; I'm emotionally closed off. " 462 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,000 That's like- that's like 11 words or somethin'. 463 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,924 You know what? How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry, and- and I love ya. " 464 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:27,364 You know, A.J., there's not a job on the planet... 465 00:30:27,364 --> 00:30:29,485 that I want you to work with me on. 466 00:30:31,569 --> 00:30:33,366 I mean that. 467 00:30:34,689 --> 00:30:38,568 So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job? 468 00:30:41,009 --> 00:30:42,965 - Big Daddy! - What's up, baby? 469 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:45,045 Yeah, big Bear. What's up? What's up? 470 00:30:47,849 --> 00:30:50,966 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man? 471 00:30:58,809 --> 00:31:02,085 None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth... 472 00:31:02,085 --> 00:31:06,799 wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. 473 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:12,529 The United States government just asked us to save the world. 474 00:31:12,529 --> 00:31:16,325 - Anybody wanna say no? - Twenty years- 475 00:31:16,325 --> 00:31:20,489 haven't turned ya down once, not about to start now. 476 00:31:20,489 --> 00:31:24,848 - I'm there. - Guess I can't let you go up there alone. 477 00:31:24,848 --> 00:31:26,642 I'm with you. 478 00:31:26,642 --> 00:31:29,443 I mean, this is- this is historic. 479 00:31:29,443 --> 00:31:32,647 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff. 480 00:31:32,647 --> 00:31:36,962 - Of course I'm in. - While I don't share his enthusiasm... 481 00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:41,043 you know me- beam me up, Scotty. 482 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:43,843 - You all right, Max? - I-I don't- I-I don't- 483 00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:48,520 Whatever you think. 484 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,006 - What about you? - I'm in. 485 00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:53,921 All right, then. 486 00:31:55,450 --> 00:31:56,170 We go. 487 00:31:57,810 --> 00:32:01,007 I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but... 488 00:32:01,007 --> 00:32:03,246 you think we'll get hazard pay out of this? 489 00:32:03,246 --> 00:32:05,759 If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up. 490 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:09,638 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here was an Air Force commando for six years. 491 00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:13,160 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. 492 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,441 We got a collection agent for the mob. Two of these guys have done serious time. 493 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:18,725 - Look, they're the best at what they do. - So am I. 494 00:32:18,725 --> 00:32:20,641 And I'm not so optimistic. 495 00:32:20,641 --> 00:32:23,688 We spend $250 billion a year on defence. 496 00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:26,244 And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands... 497 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:28,844 of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. 498 00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:36,207 - So what's the verdict? - They'll do it. 499 00:32:36,207 --> 00:32:39,845 - They've made a few requests though. - Such as? 500 00:32:41,530 --> 00:32:43,361 Just a few things here, uh- 501 00:32:46,810 --> 00:32:49,722 Nothing really big, just- Well, as an example- 502 00:32:49,722 --> 00:32:55,203 Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants 'em wiped off his record. 503 00:32:55,203 --> 00:32:58,720 - Fifty-six tickets in seven states. - I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it. 504 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,643 - Okay. - Uh, Noonan's got two women friends... 505 00:33:01,643 --> 00:33:04,728 that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. 506 00:33:04,728 --> 00:33:09,128 Max would like you to bring back eight track tapes. 507 00:33:09,128 --> 00:33:13,038 Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. 508 00:33:13,038 --> 00:33:18,039 Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace, um- 509 00:33:19,090 --> 00:33:21,763 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? 510 00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:28,961 Uh, Bear would like to stay at the... 511 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,201 White Horse, the- 512 00:33:32,201 --> 00:33:34,720 White House. White House. 513 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:39,686 White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer. 514 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:43,047 - Stuff like that. - Sure, I think we can, uh... 515 00:33:43,047 --> 00:33:46,561 take care of some of that. 516 00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:47,281 Harry! 517 00:33:49,931 --> 00:33:52,968 Yeah, one more thing. Um- 518 00:33:52,968 --> 00:33:56,208 None of them wanna pay taxes again. 519 00:33:57,971 --> 00:33:59,221 Ever. 520 00:34:05,851 --> 00:34:08,490 Who's that for? Mr Ed? 521 00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:12,240 You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction? 522 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:16,967 Oh, say can you see 523 00:34:19,051 --> 00:34:21,611 We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom! 524 00:34:21,611 --> 00:34:24,524 - Freddie, you all right? - Does this look okay to you? 525 00:34:24,524 --> 00:34:28,644 - Does this look okay? - It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly. 526 00:34:28,644 --> 00:34:31,080 Mr Chapel, you're next! 527 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,964 Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. 528 00:34:33,964 --> 00:34:35,888 Oh, so did I. 529 00:34:39,131 --> 00:34:41,122 Your triglycerides are way high... 530 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:43,850 and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. 531 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:46,963 - Tell ya to lay off those pork rinds, Pooh Bear. - Yeah, pork rind this. 532 00:34:46,963 --> 00:34:50,322 Pork rinds this! Yeah! 533 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,248 Take it off, baby! 534 00:34:54,571 --> 00:34:57,165 Well, at least they're in good spirits. 535 00:35:00,251 --> 00:35:03,846 Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans? 536 00:35:03,846 --> 00:35:06,604 I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was 12. Big deal. 537 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:10,519 Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22. 538 00:35:10,519 --> 00:35:13,842 Chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for 21/2 years. 539 00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:18,010 You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life. 540 00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:21,009 Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes... 541 00:35:21,009 --> 00:35:23,406 and they let me use explosives, okay? 542 00:35:23,406 --> 00:35:26,125 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine. 543 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,287 I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts... 544 00:35:28,287 --> 00:35:32,125 is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in the band. 545 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:34,042 Who is Jethro Tull? 546 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:38,204 My favourite dish is haggis- heart, lungs, liver. 547 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:42,921 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. That'll put some hair on your ass. 548 00:35:42,921 --> 00:35:46,282 I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay? 549 00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:48,971 You all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. Look- get- I mean- 550 00:35:48,971 --> 00:35:51,446 After this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or somethin'? 551 00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:55,682 Okay, Cyclops lady's startin' to bug me. 552 00:35:55,682 --> 00:35:58,604 - Can you handle it? - I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, I'm gonna do. 553 00:35:58,604 --> 00:36:00,529 I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room. 554 00:36:00,529 --> 00:36:02,449 Woman with large breasts. 555 00:36:05,132 --> 00:36:07,930 - Woman with medium breasts. - Here's Harry givin' me a hard time. 556 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:10,361 And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. 557 00:36:10,361 --> 00:36:13,842 And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. 558 00:36:13,842 --> 00:36:16,645 Just let it out. 559 00:36:16,645 --> 00:36:20,122 I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school. 560 00:36:20,122 --> 00:36:22,407 This one looks like you... with breasts. 561 00:36:22,407 --> 00:36:24,528 Yeah, I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it. 562 00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:29,891 A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! 563 00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:34,723 Fail. Fail. Depressively fail. 564 00:36:34,723 --> 00:36:37,764 One toxicology analysis revealed ketamine. 565 00:36:37,764 --> 00:36:41,601 - That is a very powerful sedative. - Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. 566 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:43,609 Well, this one's used on horses. 567 00:36:45,172 --> 00:36:47,049 Some of these guys are pretty big. 568 00:36:47,049 --> 00:36:49,441 It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare... 569 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:51,921 prescreen viable subjects for space travel. 570 00:36:51,921 --> 00:36:57,080 - We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression. - Can they physically survive the trip? 571 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:02,007 - That's all I need to know here, okay? - Personally, I don't know how they survived the tests. 572 00:37:06,852 --> 00:37:08,729 Talk about the wrong stuff. 573 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:14,802 Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp. 574 00:37:14,802 --> 00:37:17,526 In addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock... 575 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:21,611 my job is to train you how to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space... 576 00:37:21,611 --> 00:37:25,128 so you don't freak out on the asteroid. 577 00:37:25,128 --> 00:37:28,528 United States astronauts train for years. 578 00:37:28,528 --> 00:37:30,449 You have 12 days. 579 00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,802 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started? 580 00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:38,565 - What's an X-71? - You're the first civilians to ever see her. 581 00:37:40,012 --> 00:37:41,923 We call 'em the X-71s. 582 00:37:41,923 --> 00:37:44,486 It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force. 583 00:37:44,486 --> 00:37:47,450 She and her sister ship at Vandenberg are leaving tomorrow for launch prep in Florida... 584 00:37:47,450 --> 00:37:49,085 but I thought you oughta take a look. 585 00:37:49,085 --> 00:37:52,124 The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and the Independence. 586 00:37:52,124 --> 00:37:55,443 Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest... 587 00:37:55,443 --> 00:37:58,450 most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made. 588 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,881 Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker... 589 00:38:00,881 --> 00:38:02,809 will command the shuttle Independence. 590 00:38:02,809 --> 00:38:06,402 Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom. 591 00:38:06,402 --> 00:38:10,610 Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordnance. 592 00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:13,849 Anyway, uh, I just thought, uh- 593 00:38:13,849 --> 00:38:16,008 thought you guys should meet. 594 00:38:18,652 --> 00:38:22,281 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility. 595 00:38:29,453 --> 00:38:32,206 So we're going swimming on this asteroid? Is that what this is for? 596 00:38:32,206 --> 00:38:36,087 Here at downtown NASA, we call this the "Monster Armadillo. " 597 00:38:36,087 --> 00:38:40,411 Gonna be retrofitted with your drilling arm. She'll turn 800 turbo horses in near zero gravity. 598 00:38:40,411 --> 00:38:44,321 Mind if we take a look at her now? All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up. 599 00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:47,365 Make sure it's short-throw shiftin'. 600 00:38:47,365 --> 00:38:50,889 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. 601 00:38:50,889 --> 00:38:54,892 Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400? 602 00:38:54,892 --> 00:38:59,683 This is about the sorriest group of people I've seen in all my entire military career. 603 00:38:59,683 --> 00:39:02,651 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses. 604 00:39:02,651 --> 00:39:06,891 I'm here to give you a taste of that. NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world. 605 00:39:06,891 --> 00:39:09,931 They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads. 606 00:39:11,253 --> 00:39:13,767 Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time. 607 00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:16,651 I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying. 608 00:39:18,693 --> 00:39:20,570 I'm gonna twist ya. 609 00:39:23,893 --> 00:39:26,088 - And I'm gonna flip ya. - What's the matter with you? 610 00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,768 Frap your body till your bones hurt. 611 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,731 When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder. 612 00:39:32,731 --> 00:39:36,323 No, take me down! 613 00:39:37,453 --> 00:39:40,013 - How's the rest of the crew? - Well, uh- 614 00:39:40,013 --> 00:39:42,561 Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard. 615 00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,082 Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these- 616 00:39:47,082 --> 00:39:50,364 - If you had to say, who would you say? - I don't know, Oscar. Who do you think you are? 617 00:39:50,364 --> 00:39:53,763 - Han Solo. - No. If anybody's anybody, I'm Han. 618 00:39:53,763 --> 00:39:55,690 And you're- you're Chewbacca. 619 00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:58,486 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars? 620 00:39:58,486 --> 00:40:00,968 All right, men, let's go. Step it up. 621 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:09,572 Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. 622 00:40:09,572 --> 00:40:12,690 He's bouncing because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. 623 00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:16,283 This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it. 624 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,807 Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force... 625 00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:21,163 it's gonna keep on going right into outer space. 626 00:40:21,163 --> 00:40:24,808 What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot? 627 00:40:24,808 --> 00:40:26,724 Yeah. 628 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:30,488 So we have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters. 629 00:40:30,488 --> 00:40:32,410 - You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. - Yeah, think so? 630 00:40:32,410 --> 00:40:34,091 - Bear! - Yes? 631 00:40:34,091 --> 00:40:37,125 - Do we have a problem? - No. 632 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:41,047 'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these D.A.T.s keep your ass on the ground... 633 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:43,289 so that if I were to kick you in the balls... 634 00:40:43,289 --> 00:40:46,007 and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you? 635 00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:48,522 - I float away. - Yeah. 636 00:40:48,522 --> 00:40:51,373 And, uh, when do we start training for that? 637 00:40:51,373 --> 00:40:53,769 Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on... 638 00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,049 then the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum... 639 00:40:56,049 --> 00:40:58,404 and you will know what it's like to be in space. 640 00:40:58,404 --> 00:40:59,154 Go! 641 00:41:00,174 --> 00:41:03,371 Depressed in 30 seconds. 642 00:41:03,371 --> 00:41:05,450 Main valves have been activated. 643 00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:08,731 Vacuum P.S.I.s are open. 644 00:41:23,374 --> 00:41:25,171 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan. 645 00:41:25,171 --> 00:41:27,888 Now, let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. 646 00:41:27,888 --> 00:41:32,883 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p. m. 647 00:41:32,883 --> 00:41:34,811 Now, 67 minutes later... 648 00:41:34,811 --> 00:41:39,086 you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov... 649 00:41:39,086 --> 00:41:42,092 who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2. 650 00:41:42,092 --> 00:41:44,642 That's your fuel. Then you'll release... 651 00:41:44,642 --> 00:41:47,413 and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon. 652 00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:51,163 Now, we only have one shot of landing on this rock... 653 00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:54,883 and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon. 654 00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:57,767 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters... 655 00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:01,125 slingshotting you around the moon... 656 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,529 coming up behind the asteroid. 657 00:42:03,529 --> 00:42:06,731 - You'll be upward of 11 Gs. - Yeah, I remember this one. 658 00:42:06,731 --> 00:42:10,085 It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot... 659 00:42:10,085 --> 00:42:12,005 then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. 660 00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:14,892 - Is-Is that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound. 661 00:42:14,892 --> 00:42:17,767 - No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry. - Hey, Rock. 662 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:22,086 - Remember that one? - Well, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote. 663 00:42:23,894 --> 00:42:27,853 Now, when you've finished your Road Runner thrust move... 664 00:42:27,853 --> 00:42:31,603 you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour. 665 00:42:31,603 --> 00:42:34,328 Coming around behind the asteroid, where we're hoping... 666 00:42:34,328 --> 00:42:36,684 that the tail debris'll be cleared by the moon's gravity. 667 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,884 And you'll land right here. That's it. 668 00:42:38,884 --> 00:42:43,132 We got separate landing sites for each team. Softest parts of the rock as we can figure. 669 00:42:43,132 --> 00:42:46,849 At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything. 670 00:42:46,849 --> 00:42:49,494 First team that hits 800 feet wins. 671 00:42:49,494 --> 00:42:53,448 Now this rock is big, it's dense, it's got some gravity. You can walk around. 672 00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:55,923 But use your thrusters so you can work easier. 673 00:42:55,923 --> 00:43:00,013 Okay, Mr Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. 674 00:43:00,013 --> 00:43:02,085 What's it gonna be like up there? 675 00:43:02,085 --> 00:43:05,286 Two hundred degrees in the sunlight. Minus 200 in the shade. 676 00:43:05,286 --> 00:43:10,004 Canyons of razor-sharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions. 677 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,171 Unexpected eruptions. Things like that. 678 00:43:13,171 --> 00:43:16,412 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. 679 00:43:16,412 --> 00:43:18,412 That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable. 680 00:43:18,412 --> 00:43:21,931 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke, and you leave. 681 00:43:21,931 --> 00:43:26,611 Now, here's the key: You're gonna remote detonate the bomb... 682 00:43:26,611 --> 00:43:30,887 before the asteroid passes this plane- Zero Barrier. 683 00:43:30,887 --> 00:43:34,610 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock... 684 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:37,807 should be deflected enough to pass right by us. 685 00:43:37,807 --> 00:43:40,324 Now, if the bomb explodes after Zero Barrier- 686 00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,090 game's over. 687 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:47,484 Paul, this is Houston. Fire your rockets. 688 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:52,011 - Okay, your rockets are maximum. Beautiful boost. - Oscar! 689 00:43:52,011 --> 00:43:54,290 Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'? 690 00:43:54,290 --> 00:43:57,054 - Have you seen Grace? - Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J. 691 00:43:57,054 --> 00:44:00,167 Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear. 692 00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:38,172 Will you marry me? 693 00:44:51,575 --> 00:44:53,372 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry. 694 00:44:53,372 --> 00:44:56,328 She's old enough to have a drink or get married if she wants, get a divorce. 695 00:44:56,328 --> 00:44:59,407 Let me tell you something, fellas. When I get back, when we get this job done... 696 00:44:59,407 --> 00:45:01,332 I will deal with this in my own way. 697 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:03,491 Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here. 698 00:45:03,491 --> 00:45:05,770 - I'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl any more. - Hey, Rock, you know, wait a minute. 699 00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:09,251 Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper. I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here. 700 00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:12,645 Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud... 701 00:45:12,645 --> 00:45:15,369 Gracie grew up to become a full-blown hottie, you know? 702 00:45:15,369 --> 00:45:17,844 - Harry, she is fully hot. She is- - She's a babe. 703 00:45:17,844 --> 00:45:21,411 Max, Max, okay. You're talkin' about my little girl, all right? 704 00:45:21,411 --> 00:45:23,690 I think I know who and what she is, okay? 705 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:27,484 Okay, but Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now. 706 00:45:27,484 --> 00:45:32,046 And she's gettin' curious about her body and she's exploring her sexuality. And you know what? 707 00:45:32,046 --> 00:45:34,245 - Oscar. - That's a natural thing. 708 00:45:34,245 --> 00:45:37,765 You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should I listen to you? 709 00:45:37,765 --> 00:45:41,775 And I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just, you know, a thousand different directions. 710 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:45,326 - You don't know which end is up. - Yo, Harry, no disrespect, man, but we all helped to raise her. 711 00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:49,608 - So, in part, we all feel like a bunch of daddies here. - That's true. 712 00:45:49,608 --> 00:45:54,406 I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck. 713 00:45:56,496 --> 00:45:58,885 She's better than that. 714 00:45:58,885 --> 00:46:01,211 Better than all of us. 715 00:46:08,456 --> 00:46:12,165 Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a little free Armadillo driving clinic for ya. 716 00:46:12,165 --> 00:46:14,326 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 717 00:46:20,696 --> 00:46:26,054 Two shuttle teams. A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence. 718 00:46:26,054 --> 00:46:29,287 I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max. 719 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,936 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done. 720 00:46:31,936 --> 00:46:35,935 In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet. 721 00:46:35,935 --> 00:46:40,208 Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation. 722 00:46:41,216 --> 00:46:44,367 Come on, Independence. Keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here. 723 00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:47,533 We're the varsity team. Take it to 11,000. 724 00:46:47,533 --> 00:46:50,409 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate a gas pocket... 725 00:46:50,409 --> 00:46:54,734 at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635. 726 00:46:54,734 --> 00:46:58,451 I'm gonna draw up some more O2 in. We're takin' her up. 727 00:46:58,451 --> 00:47:01,136 - I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear. 728 00:47:01,136 --> 00:47:03,684 Clamp it down. Watch your time, Independence team. 729 00:47:03,684 --> 00:47:05,772 Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team? 730 00:47:05,772 --> 00:47:07,892 You're gonna blow the tranny, A.J. Slow it down, baby. 731 00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:10,325 Take it easy, Bear. Just relax. She can handle it. 732 00:47:10,325 --> 00:47:15,405 A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the R.P.M.s down to 8,000. 733 00:47:15,405 --> 00:47:18,255 - We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down. 734 00:47:18,255 --> 00:47:20,526 You're gonna snap the pipe. I don't wanna blow this transmission. 735 00:47:20,526 --> 00:47:22,647 - Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J. 736 00:47:22,647 --> 00:47:25,768 Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit. 737 00:47:25,768 --> 00:47:29,286 - Whoa, space cowboy. - Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear. 738 00:47:29,286 --> 00:47:31,452 Harry? You don't work for Harry any more, okay? 739 00:47:31,452 --> 00:47:34,249 Out there you gotta listen to me. When we're on that rock, you gotta do what I say. 740 00:47:34,249 --> 00:47:37,288 Now send more to the turbine. I'm throttling up to 11,000. 741 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,850 A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission. 742 00:47:39,850 --> 00:47:42,729 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please? 743 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,205 - R.P.M.s are at red line. - Bear, goddam it, I know what I'm doing. 744 00:47:45,205 --> 00:47:47,804 Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me. 745 00:47:47,804 --> 00:47:50,933 - A.J., back the R- - Transmission overload. - Number one transmission is down. 746 00:47:50,933 --> 00:47:54,810 Oh, son of a- The computer's wrong, and you know that. 747 00:47:54,810 --> 00:47:58,087 - We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation. 748 00:47:58,087 --> 00:48:01,054 If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time. 749 00:48:01,054 --> 00:48:04,168 I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick. 750 00:48:07,937 --> 00:48:10,610 - You wanna go home? Is that it? You wanna be fired? - No, I don't. 751 00:48:10,610 --> 00:48:12,807 - My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew? 752 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,536 - Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.! 753 00:48:15,536 --> 00:48:19,610 Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe. The machine you built, the rig, could do it. 754 00:48:19,610 --> 00:48:21,773 Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth! 755 00:48:21,773 --> 00:48:25,691 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin'... 756 00:48:25,691 --> 00:48:29,605 goin' by your gut instinct or you tryin' to be a hero, you got that? 757 00:48:29,605 --> 00:48:31,932 - Say the words, A.J.! - I got it! 758 00:48:31,932 --> 00:48:34,890 - I want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean "off"? 759 00:48:34,890 --> 00:48:38,652 I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy. 760 00:48:38,652 --> 00:48:42,975 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry. There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk? 761 00:48:42,975 --> 00:48:46,009 - What if they get hurt? - What if they're too burned out to do the right thing? 762 00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:48,492 What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for? 763 00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:51,045 You see what's goin' on up there. These boys are ready to snap. 764 00:48:51,045 --> 00:48:53,253 They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street. 765 00:48:53,253 --> 00:48:55,805 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth. 766 00:48:55,805 --> 00:48:58,013 I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families. 767 00:48:58,013 --> 00:49:00,492 - Well, listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel? 768 00:49:00,492 --> 00:49:05,247 - Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow night with your little girls? 769 00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:07,851 I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya. 770 00:49:07,851 --> 00:49:10,252 Make this happen. 771 00:49:18,297 --> 00:49:21,607 This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash? 772 00:49:21,607 --> 00:49:23,528 Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me. 773 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:27,053 I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin'... 774 00:49:27,053 --> 00:49:29,293 because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer. 775 00:49:29,293 --> 00:49:31,891 - You'll get your money back. - You don't look too healthy. 776 00:49:31,891 --> 00:49:34,372 You're not gonna die on me, are ya? 777 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:38,416 Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic. 778 00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:48,532 Don't wanna close my eyes 779 00:49:48,532 --> 00:49:51,171 I don't wanna fall asleep 780 00:49:51,171 --> 00:49:53,213 'Cause I'd miss you, baby 781 00:49:53,213 --> 00:49:57,125 - And I don't wanna miss a thing - You know what I was thinkin'? - What? 782 00:49:58,937 --> 00:50:02,612 I- I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 783 00:50:02,612 --> 00:50:05,331 - Why? - Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie. 784 00:50:05,331 --> 00:50:09,450 And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic... 785 00:50:09,450 --> 00:50:11,767 of what makes a cracker a cracker. 786 00:50:11,767 --> 00:50:13,694 I don't know why I thought of that. I just- 787 00:50:13,694 --> 00:50:16,251 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk. 788 00:50:16,251 --> 00:50:20,529 I got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here. 789 00:50:20,529 --> 00:50:24,332 Watch the gazelle as he grazes through the open plains. 790 00:50:26,137 --> 00:50:29,846 Now look as the cheetah approaches. 791 00:50:29,846 --> 00:50:32,572 Watch as he stalks his prey. 792 00:50:32,572 --> 00:50:35,337 Now, the gazelle's a little spooked... 793 00:50:35,337 --> 00:50:39,934 and he could head north to the ample sustenance... 794 00:50:39,934 --> 00:50:42,731 provided by the mountainous peaks above. 795 00:50:45,538 --> 00:50:47,369 He could go south. 796 00:50:48,858 --> 00:50:52,646 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question: 797 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,855 north, or... 798 00:50:56,855 --> 00:50:57,575 south? 799 00:50:59,138 --> 00:51:03,211 Way down under. 800 00:51:05,818 --> 00:51:07,615 Tune in next week. 801 00:51:09,258 --> 00:51:10,098 Baby... 802 00:51:12,058 --> 00:51:14,253 do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world... 803 00:51:14,253 --> 00:51:19,048 is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 804 00:51:19,048 --> 00:51:21,288 I hope so. 805 00:51:21,288 --> 00:51:24,012 Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save? 806 00:51:29,578 --> 00:51:32,809 Don't wanna close my eyes 807 00:51:32,809 --> 00:51:37,295 I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you, baby 808 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:40,888 And I don't wanna miss a thing 809 00:51:45,218 --> 00:51:46,218 Hey. 810 00:51:49,178 --> 00:51:53,649 - What are you doing here? - I was just passin' by on the, uh- 811 00:51:53,649 --> 00:51:55,734 I came- 812 00:51:59,818 --> 00:52:03,777 - Who's he? - That man's a salesman. 813 00:52:03,777 --> 00:52:05,934 Would you go inside? 814 00:52:09,538 --> 00:52:11,847 Thank you. 815 00:52:13,338 --> 00:52:15,533 He got big. 816 00:52:17,698 --> 00:52:20,656 You can't come around like this. 817 00:52:20,656 --> 00:52:24,168 The court says you can't. It confuses him. 818 00:52:24,168 --> 00:52:26,931 No, I know. I just- 819 00:52:26,931 --> 00:52:31,210 I wanted to say that I'm sorry... 820 00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:35,047 about everything, and... 821 00:52:35,047 --> 00:52:37,328 I got somethin' comin' up. 822 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:41,770 It's something kinda big. You just might be proud of me. 823 00:52:41,770 --> 00:52:44,856 Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this? 824 00:52:44,856 --> 00:52:48,812 You don't have to- You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just- 825 00:52:56,538 --> 00:52:58,894 Everybody talkin' about what it is, what it ain't 826 00:52:58,894 --> 00:53:00,970 Kiss on the devil and you piss off a saint 827 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:03,659 But it can't be love if you don't have to crawl 828 00:53:03,659 --> 00:53:06,731 You say you don't need nothin' but you got to have it all 829 00:53:06,731 --> 00:53:10,249 - Come back here! - Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand? 830 00:53:10,249 --> 00:53:12,534 - Yeah. - We gotta put these girls through college. 831 00:53:12,534 --> 00:53:16,413 - I love this astronaut stuff. - All right! - Good work if you can get it. 832 00:53:16,413 --> 00:53:18,973 Yeah, I'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training. 833 00:53:18,973 --> 00:53:21,613 Ooh! Astronauta. 834 00:53:21,613 --> 00:53:24,014 Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist. 835 00:53:24,014 --> 00:53:27,415 - Yes, and what's that mean? - I don't know. 836 00:53:29,779 --> 00:53:33,215 Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are? 837 00:53:33,215 --> 00:53:37,651 - You're hoggin' all the action. - Hey, pinhead. Why don't you go find your own party? 838 00:53:37,651 --> 00:53:41,010 - Why don't you spread the wealth, pal? - Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck? 839 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,699 Hey, Mr Clean! 840 00:53:46,219 --> 00:53:48,369 - Man! Call NASA! - Get over there. 841 00:53:48,369 --> 00:53:50,211 - They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! - Yeah, yeah. 842 00:53:50,211 --> 00:53:52,529 - Yeah, we're astronauts. - Yeah, we're all astronauts. 843 00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:55,048 You are so messing with national security right now, man. 844 00:53:55,048 --> 00:53:56,811 - Turn around. - You are fired tomorrow morning. 845 00:53:56,811 --> 00:53:59,578 I'm telling ya. I'll get the CIA and the FBl. 846 00:53:59,578 --> 00:54:03,538 - You'll be working security at Toys 'R' Us. Oh, oh, baby. No, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut. 847 00:54:03,538 --> 00:54:05,098 - Oh, it's time to go now. - Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no. 848 00:54:05,098 --> 00:54:07,369 - You see, I'm goin' into space, and I'm not comin' back. - No, no, no. 849 00:54:11,659 --> 00:54:15,413 - It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour! - Give me a projected impact. 850 00:54:15,413 --> 00:54:17,490 - East Asia, 11 minutes. - We're gonna have to warn- 851 00:54:17,490 --> 00:54:20,047 Warn who? The entire South Pacific? 852 00:55:11,459 --> 00:55:13,848 So the whole world knows. 853 00:55:15,459 --> 00:55:18,610 Tell me you've never let anybody down before. 854 00:55:18,610 --> 00:55:21,736 I never quit yet. How's that? 855 00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:24,772 I guess that'll have to do. 856 00:55:24,772 --> 00:55:27,175 You know somethin'? 857 00:55:27,175 --> 00:55:29,609 I still remember the first, middle and last name... 858 00:55:29,609 --> 00:55:33,170 of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme the first year I was here. 859 00:55:33,170 --> 00:55:37,173 Thanks. I went into the engineering programme. 860 00:55:37,173 --> 00:55:40,935 Kinda had to. But, boy, I wanted to go up there. 861 00:55:40,935 --> 00:55:44,336 I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm. 862 00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:48,336 I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could. 863 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:55,214 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do. 864 00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:59,498 Well, good luck in Florida tomorrow. 865 00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:03,499 The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled the na- 866 00:56:03,499 --> 00:56:06,617 A French satellite has tracked an object in space- 867 00:56:06,617 --> 00:56:09,214 Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five- 868 00:56:09,214 --> 00:56:11,137 This is CNN, live in Florida. 869 00:56:11,137 --> 00:56:14,457 We have just learned that NASA is on a full-scale military alert. 870 00:56:14,457 --> 00:56:17,014 They're calling this a global killer. 871 00:56:17,014 --> 00:56:19,250 The government has been very tight-lipped throughout this- 872 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:21,291 The Pentagon is getting involved at this point with some kind... 873 00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:24,690 of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission- 874 00:56:24,690 --> 00:56:27,089 Senior Pentagon officials refused comment... 875 00:56:27,089 --> 00:56:31,418 adding fuel to the speculation that there could be a very serious problem. 876 00:56:31,418 --> 00:56:35,215 We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening. 877 00:56:35,215 --> 00:56:37,177 NASA's in emergency launch preparation... 878 00:56:37,177 --> 00:56:40,497 in cooperation with Russian, Japanese and French space agencies... 879 00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:43,378 on the most massive joint space venture in history. 880 00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:52,620 Gracie? 881 00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:04,011 Got your note. 882 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:08,017 - What are you doing out here, honey? - Um, just thinkin'. 883 00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:12,018 - Yeah. - I, um, want to apologize to you for- 884 00:57:12,018 --> 00:57:15,137 Oh, no, Grace. Stop. You don't have to apologize at all. I- 885 00:57:15,137 --> 00:57:16,488 I sh- 886 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:22,175 I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. I just- 887 00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,815 I don't think that I did the right thing with you. 888 00:57:25,815 --> 00:57:27,094 - You're wrong. - You see- 889 00:57:27,094 --> 00:57:29,250 I love my life. 890 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:31,450 I love everything about my life... 891 00:57:31,450 --> 00:57:34,333 and I don't blame you for my mother leaving. 892 00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,172 She left us both. 893 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:41,855 And-And I love you. 894 00:57:41,855 --> 00:57:45,177 And don't talk like you're not comin' back. 895 00:57:46,060 --> 00:57:48,017 Promise me that you'll come back. 896 00:57:49,501 --> 00:57:52,220 - Okay. - Say, "I promise. " 897 00:57:53,821 --> 00:57:55,413 I promise, Grace. 898 00:57:59,421 --> 00:58:01,855 It's gonna be all right, Grace. 899 00:58:05,821 --> 00:58:10,656 If it's not too much trouble, can you please bring my fiance home with you? 900 00:58:10,656 --> 00:58:12,419 Oh, Jesus. 901 00:58:22,341 --> 00:58:23,774 The president will be addressing the nation... 902 00:58:23,774 --> 00:58:25,812 and all of you personally within the hour. 903 00:58:52,781 --> 00:58:55,056 Astronauts. 904 00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:04,092 I'll see you in a couple days, honey. 905 00:59:08,781 --> 00:59:12,376 All my bags are packed 906 00:59:12,376 --> 00:59:15,259 I'm ready to go 907 00:59:15,259 --> 00:59:19,573 I'm standing here outside your door 908 00:59:19,573 --> 00:59:22,459 I hate to wake you up 909 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,896 To say goodbye 910 00:59:24,896 --> 00:59:29,173 So kiss me and smile for me 911 00:59:29,173 --> 00:59:32,094 Let me know you'll wait for me 912 00:59:32,094 --> 00:59:36,772 Hold me like you'll never let me go 913 00:59:36,772 --> 00:59:39,938 'Cause I'm leavin' 914 00:59:39,938 --> 00:59:42,370 On a jet plane 915 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,651 Don't know when I'll be back again 916 00:59:44,651 --> 00:59:49,098 Leavin' on a jet plane 917 00:59:49,098 --> 00:59:52,452 I don't know when I'll be back again 918 00:59:52,452 --> 00:59:55,971 - Leavin' on a jet plane - Leavin' on a jet plane 919 00:59:55,971 --> 00:59:59,332 I don't know when I'll be back again 920 00:59:59,332 --> 01:00:04,376 - Leavin' on a jet plane - So, Truman, this is who you found to save the planet. 921 01:00:04,376 --> 01:00:06,656 - Don't know when I'll be back again - Frost, you good to go? 922 01:00:06,656 --> 01:00:09,659 - Mm-hmm. One-One sec. - Leavin' on a jet plane - That boy don't take anything seriously. 923 01:00:09,659 --> 01:00:13,257 - Yeah. Reminds me of a guy I used to know. - Don't know when I'll be back again 924 01:00:13,257 --> 01:00:16,818 Leavin' on a jet plane 925 01:00:16,818 --> 01:00:19,541 - I don't know when I'll be back again - I'm marrying you. 926 01:00:19,541 --> 01:00:23,661 - Bet your ass you are. - Leavin' on a jet plane 927 01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:26,342 I don't know when I'll be back again 928 01:00:41,462 --> 01:00:43,737 I address you tonight... 929 01:00:43,737 --> 01:00:46,774 not as the president of the United States... 930 01:00:48,302 --> 01:00:50,770 not as the leader of a country... 931 01:00:50,770 --> 01:00:54,298 but as a citizen of humanity. 932 01:00:56,062 --> 01:00:59,577 We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. 933 01:01:00,742 --> 01:01:05,418 The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things. 934 01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:10,820 And yet, for the first time... 935 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:15,413 in the history of the planet, a species has the technology... 936 01:01:15,413 --> 01:01:18,852 to prevent its own extinction. 937 01:01:18,852 --> 01:01:22,770 All of you praying with us need to know... 938 01:01:22,770 --> 01:01:26,941 that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster... 939 01:01:26,941 --> 01:01:29,456 is being called into service. 940 01:01:31,782 --> 01:01:35,252 The human thirst for excellence... 941 01:01:36,222 --> 01:01:38,690 and knowledge... 942 01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:42,895 every step up the ladder of science... 943 01:01:42,895 --> 01:01:46,895 every adventurous reach into space... 944 01:01:46,895 --> 01:01:50,895 all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations... 945 01:01:50,895 --> 01:01:54,736 even the wars that we've fought, have provided us the tools... 946 01:01:54,736 --> 01:01:57,131 to wage this terrible battle. 947 01:01:58,462 --> 01:02:00,817 Through all the chaos that is our history... 948 01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:03,780 through all of the wrongs and the discord... 949 01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,654 through all of the pain and suffering... 950 01:02:05,654 --> 01:02:10,298 through all of our times there is one thing... 951 01:02:10,298 --> 01:02:12,976 - that has nourished our souls... - Mom, that salesman's on TV. 952 01:02:12,976 --> 01:02:15,656 and elevated our species above its origins... 953 01:02:15,656 --> 01:02:17,932 and that is our courage. 954 01:02:17,932 --> 01:02:21,139 The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight... 955 01:02:21,139 --> 01:02:24,612 on those 14 brave souls... 956 01:02:24,612 --> 01:02:26,812 travelling into the heavens. 957 01:02:26,812 --> 01:02:30,173 That man's not a salesman. That's your daddy. 958 01:02:30,173 --> 01:02:34,614 And may we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. 959 01:02:35,742 --> 01:02:39,213 Godspeed and good luck to you. 960 01:02:46,183 --> 01:02:48,902 Freedom crew. Independence crew. 961 01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:56,734 - How you feelin'? - Uh, good, you know. 962 01:02:56,734 --> 01:03:00,856 I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life. I- You know- 963 01:03:00,856 --> 01:03:04,572 Listen, once you get up there, you're gonna be on your own. 964 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,534 If anything should happen, I just wanted- 965 01:03:06,534 --> 01:03:10,019 I know, Harry. I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you. 966 01:03:13,863 --> 01:03:16,331 Take care of yourself, kid. 967 01:03:20,623 --> 01:03:22,932 Freedom's on the bridge. 968 01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:27,619 Attention in the firing room. The oxidizer loading is complete. 969 01:03:27,619 --> 01:03:30,974 - Independence on the bridge. - Attention all personnel. 970 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,901 We are T minus two hours to the programme goal. 971 01:03:42,503 --> 01:03:44,414 - Hey, Harry. - Yeah, Rock? 972 01:03:44,414 --> 01:03:47,660 You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon... 973 01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:50,616 and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts... 974 01:03:50,616 --> 01:03:52,859 built by the lowest bidder. 975 01:03:52,859 --> 01:03:57,101 - Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 976 01:03:59,063 --> 01:04:01,531 - How ya doin', Oscar? - Great. 977 01:04:01,531 --> 01:04:03,858 - Yeah? - I got that excited, scared feelin'- 978 01:04:03,858 --> 01:04:06,935 like 98% excited, 2% scared. 979 01:04:06,935 --> 01:04:10,857 Maybe it's more. It could be 2- It could be 98% percent scared, 2% excited. 980 01:04:10,857 --> 01:04:16,455 But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out. 981 01:04:16,455 --> 01:04:18,858 Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out. 982 01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:22,180 - Yes, sir. - I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation. 983 01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:25,659 - Ow. - It must be a comfort to know... 984 01:04:25,659 --> 01:04:29,219 that if the space programme goes under you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh? 985 01:04:29,219 --> 01:04:32,540 - All right. Flight directors on with the go/no-go for launch. - Retro. 986 01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,460 - Go flight. - Booster. - Go flight. 987 01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:36,733 - Ecos. - Go flight. - Trajectory. - Go flight. 988 01:04:36,733 --> 01:04:39,377 - FIDO. - Go flight. - EVA. - Go flight. 989 01:04:39,377 --> 01:04:42,853 - CAPCOM Freedom. - Go flight. - CAPCOM Independence. - Go flight. 990 01:04:42,853 --> 01:04:46,219 All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time. 991 01:04:46,219 --> 01:04:50,302 Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute. 992 01:04:50,302 --> 01:04:54,058 All crew members, close and lock your visors. 993 01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:57,619 Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count. 994 01:04:57,619 --> 01:05:00,615 T minus 31. You're go for auto-sequence start. 995 01:05:00,615 --> 01:05:03,576 B.L.T.s, perform your A.D.U. pre-start. 996 01:05:03,576 --> 01:05:08,380 Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. 997 01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:12,895 - You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. - F.T.D., we're clear to launch. 998 01:05:12,895 --> 01:05:15,299 We're T minus 20 seconds. 999 01:05:17,544 --> 01:05:21,537 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 1000 01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:25,497 four, three, two, one. 1001 01:05:25,497 --> 01:05:27,814 We have main engine start. 1002 01:05:29,784 --> 01:05:33,493 - We have booster ignition. - We're going. 1003 01:05:33,493 --> 01:05:35,774 And liftoff. 1004 01:05:43,864 --> 01:05:47,061 Freedom, this is flight deck. 1005 01:05:47,061 --> 01:05:48,941 Roger, Freedom. You're looking good. 1006 01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:06,100 - We have go for Independence. - Three, two, one. 1007 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:10,302 - Independence, we have booster ignition. - We have liftoff. 1008 01:06:10,302 --> 01:06:12,733 We are cooking, Houston. 1009 01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,733 Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours. 1010 01:06:39,264 --> 01:06:42,142 - Heads up, everybody. They're ours now. - All engines are go. 1011 01:06:42,142 --> 01:06:45,336 Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em. 1012 01:06:50,984 --> 01:06:53,339 Start roll manoeuvre. 1013 01:07:02,984 --> 01:07:06,135 - Two good roll programs. - One down. - Independence, we have a max cue. 1014 01:07:06,135 --> 01:07:08,055 Roger, Control. We are a max cue. 1015 01:07:10,104 --> 01:07:12,379 S.R.B. sep- 1016 01:07:16,424 --> 01:07:19,575 - We are single-engine, press, demi-go. - Copy, press, demi-go. 1017 01:07:19,575 --> 01:07:21,734 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride! 1018 01:07:27,864 --> 01:07:31,255 Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out. 1019 01:07:40,105 --> 01:07:42,221 Freedom, stats are good. 1020 01:07:46,505 --> 01:07:49,497 - Independence, telemetry is up and running- - Oh, my God! 1021 01:07:49,497 --> 01:07:53,100 This is space! 'Course, we're just in the beginning part of space. 1022 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:55,580 We-We haven't even gotten to outer space yet. 1023 01:07:55,580 --> 01:07:58,862 Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. Initiating retro burn. 1024 01:08:01,385 --> 01:08:04,855 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years. 1025 01:08:04,855 --> 01:08:06,941 Most of us don't have cars that old. 1026 01:08:06,941 --> 01:08:11,018 Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone. 1027 01:08:13,865 --> 01:08:16,174 So don't be surprised if he's a little off. 1028 01:08:16,174 --> 01:08:20,656 - Independence, we're gonna put you- - All right, crew. Let's exit these flight suits. 1029 01:08:22,105 --> 01:08:26,542 Hello. This is Russian space station. Can you hear me? 1030 01:08:27,945 --> 01:08:29,822 We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston. 1031 01:08:29,822 --> 01:08:33,255 I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time. 1032 01:08:33,255 --> 01:08:36,661 - Stand by. - Okay. I'm not going anywhere. 1033 01:08:36,661 --> 01:08:39,782 We have a go. Initiate gravitational spin. 1034 01:08:46,265 --> 01:08:49,257 You are maxed at 40% spin. 1035 01:08:50,665 --> 01:08:53,338 Okay, Houston. 1036 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:57,663 I can feel I'm having gravity. 1037 01:08:57,663 --> 01:09:00,538 All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute. 1038 01:09:00,538 --> 01:09:04,743 Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets to simulate gravity and let us work faster. 1039 01:09:04,743 --> 01:09:06,935 But it's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself. 1040 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:11,257 Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour. 1041 01:09:14,505 --> 01:09:17,383 Initiating first phase of docking procedure. 1042 01:09:17,383 --> 01:09:20,417 - Switching to manual. - Manual override. 1043 01:09:25,865 --> 01:09:30,256 One foot per second. Let's take this slow and do it right, folks. Twenty feet. 1044 01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:37,299 Ten feet. Looking good on radar. 1045 01:09:37,299 --> 01:09:39,694 Five feet. 1046 01:09:42,665 --> 01:09:46,135 Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go. 1047 01:09:47,305 --> 01:09:50,456 Freedom, telemetry is looking good. 1048 01:09:50,456 --> 01:09:54,778 - We have soft dock. - Fuel teams, prepare to unload. 1049 01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:02,063 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads. Let's go, Independence. 1050 01:10:05,546 --> 01:10:07,264 Colonel. 1051 01:10:16,746 --> 01:10:20,056 Where is he? Anybody home? 1052 01:10:20,056 --> 01:10:22,740 Welcome, everybody! 1053 01:10:24,426 --> 01:10:28,385 I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. 1054 01:10:28,385 --> 01:10:32,215 I'm in charge. So do not be touching anything. 1055 01:10:32,215 --> 01:10:34,621 I need one- I need you. 1056 01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:37,539 - Go with him. - I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. 1057 01:10:37,539 --> 01:10:42,103 It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit. 1058 01:10:42,103 --> 01:10:45,178 - Countdown clock will hold at- - Copy that, Houston. Prepping for fuel transfer. 1059 01:10:45,178 --> 01:10:47,905 Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and- 1060 01:10:47,905 --> 01:10:51,695 - Fuel pod is down there. - It's down here, huh? Great. 1061 01:10:53,866 --> 01:10:56,664 Let's go. Move it on. Here we go. We go. We go. 1062 01:10:56,664 --> 01:10:59,306 Bring it down. Bring it down. 1063 01:11:02,106 --> 01:11:04,825 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines. 1064 01:11:06,346 --> 01:11:09,497 Freedom on the left, Independence on the right. 1065 01:11:09,497 --> 01:11:12,060 All right. We're goin' left here. 1066 01:11:13,386 --> 01:11:17,664 To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. 150, okay. 1067 01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:22,900 160, okay. 200, bad disaster for space station. 1068 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:28,014 So if you watch 200, you can call for Lev, on, and you see here number one, on. 1069 01:11:28,014 --> 01:11:30,745 You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down. 1070 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:35,581 - What's Lev? - I am Lev Andropov, colonel of Russian space agency. 1071 01:11:35,581 --> 01:11:39,215 In Russia I'm a very big man. 1072 01:11:39,215 --> 01:11:41,945 - We're ready to transfer. - I'm coming. No problem. 1073 01:11:44,946 --> 01:11:46,857 You. You. You there! 1074 01:11:48,226 --> 01:11:50,660 - Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion! 1075 01:11:58,866 --> 01:12:00,857 Fuel is pumping. 1076 01:12:04,386 --> 01:12:08,504 Hey, Lev, the, uh, the-the pressure's climbing. Is there a problem here? 1077 01:12:08,504 --> 01:12:10,736 Houston, we're on fuel transference. 1078 01:12:10,736 --> 01:12:14,899 Don't touch my uncle. You know? He's a genius of my family. 1079 01:12:15,786 --> 01:12:19,665 Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys. 1080 01:12:19,665 --> 01:12:22,255 He used to work for a big bomb factory. 1081 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:26,226 He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing that finds, uh... 1082 01:12:26,226 --> 01:12:28,815 New York or Washington, you know? 1083 01:12:28,815 --> 01:12:32,217 - Ooh. - Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation. 1084 01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:35,703 Stamper, let's look at the couplings back on the shuttle. 1085 01:12:37,187 --> 01:12:39,985 Okay. Shut down. Uh- 1086 01:12:46,587 --> 01:12:49,499 - Guys! - Hold on a second. - What's that noise? 1087 01:12:51,547 --> 01:12:54,300 Oh, no! God! 1088 01:12:56,747 --> 01:13:00,376 - What is it? - Leak! Leak! Leak! 1089 01:13:02,307 --> 01:13:06,266 Get your men back to the shuttle! Go! 1090 01:13:06,266 --> 01:13:09,464 Go on! Hurry up! Get out of there! 1091 01:13:09,464 --> 01:13:11,583 Now there's really sparks! 1092 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:15,546 - Pull lever! - This is the lever! 1093 01:13:15,546 --> 01:13:19,256 - Colonel, we must get him out of there! - A.J., come on out! 1094 01:13:22,627 --> 01:13:24,982 Hurry! Hurry! 1095 01:13:26,947 --> 01:13:29,177 Emergency! Break away! 1096 01:13:29,177 --> 01:13:32,060 We got a fire in the fuel pod! 1097 01:13:34,467 --> 01:13:38,301 - Come on! - Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod! 1098 01:13:40,347 --> 01:13:43,896 - We're losing it! - Come on out of there! 1099 01:13:53,267 --> 01:13:57,101 Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration- 1100 01:13:58,547 --> 01:14:01,380 - Malloy, talk to me! - Not good. We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod. 1101 01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:05,341 - Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now! - Dump the hoses now! We're going! 1102 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:09,346 - What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed! - Harry, it's burnin' up! 1103 01:14:09,346 --> 01:14:13,705 Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! Get down there and crack these pipes over here! 1104 01:14:13,705 --> 01:14:17,661 - Harry, no! It's burnin' up! - We're goin' back for the other team! 1105 01:14:17,661 --> 01:14:21,057 Switch on the personnel locators. 1106 01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:23,064 Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'. 1107 01:14:23,064 --> 01:14:25,422 - No! - Go! Go! 1108 01:14:25,422 --> 01:14:29,825 It's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow! 1109 01:14:29,825 --> 01:14:30,575 No! 1110 01:14:31,627 --> 01:14:36,701 Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! You're gonna die! 1111 01:14:36,701 --> 01:14:39,421 - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there! - Open that door and we'll all die! 1112 01:14:39,421 --> 01:14:42,141 - Fuel leak! - Get out of there! 1113 01:14:43,947 --> 01:14:46,416 Evac now! Let's go! Let's go! 1114 01:14:48,388 --> 01:14:51,903 Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken! 1115 01:14:53,268 --> 01:14:56,101 - No! - They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod. 1116 01:14:56,101 --> 01:14:58,219 - They locked it down. - Tracking 'em back to the shuttle. 1117 01:14:58,219 --> 01:15:01,385 They've still got two men trapped in there! 1118 01:15:01,385 --> 01:15:05,740 Keep running! The shuttle's another 75 feet! Where's the rest of the team? 1119 01:15:05,740 --> 01:15:09,065 - Let's get out of here! The pod- - Wait, wait, wait! Where's A.J.? - A.J.'s gone! 1120 01:15:09,065 --> 01:15:14,137 - We're not leavin' without A.J.! - He's gone! It's too late! 1121 01:15:14,137 --> 01:15:16,696 Come on! This way is our only chance! 1122 01:15:16,696 --> 01:15:19,143 So it's minus 100! 1123 01:15:19,143 --> 01:15:22,305 Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes! 1124 01:15:27,668 --> 01:15:31,502 Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door! 1125 01:15:31,502 --> 01:15:35,541 - Come on! - Hurry, A.J.! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 1126 01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:38,506 - I tried! I tried. But A.J.- - It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! 1127 01:15:38,506 --> 01:15:41,062 - It's them or all of us! - It's on fire! 1128 01:15:41,062 --> 01:15:43,702 - Full thrust. - We're gonna get hit. 1129 01:15:59,148 --> 01:16:03,460 Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow! 1130 01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:04,210 No! 1131 01:16:08,628 --> 01:16:12,143 We're going! It's gonna blow! 1132 01:16:12,143 --> 01:16:15,897 - A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks. No, the bolts! 1133 01:16:15,897 --> 01:16:20,180 - We've gotta blow- - I think we're almost there! 1134 01:16:21,348 --> 01:16:24,021 Flight, Independence does not have A.J. They're gonna close the door without him. 1135 01:16:24,021 --> 01:16:27,180 - Tracking. They're 75 feet from the shuttle. - Just tell them to air lock the door and go! 1136 01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:29,663 - Dog the hatch now! - Close it! 1137 01:16:34,948 --> 01:16:35,698 Ho- 1138 01:16:36,948 --> 01:16:41,419 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel! That thing's comin' right for us! We got to move! 1139 01:16:45,148 --> 01:16:48,140 Hurry up! There's the shuttle door! 1140 01:16:49,228 --> 01:16:52,584 Fire's coming at us! Close the door now! 1141 01:16:56,628 --> 01:16:58,778 Go! Go! Go! 1142 01:17:05,668 --> 01:17:09,900 Freedom, the Independence crew is on board and accounted for. 1143 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:13,988 - We're even heavy one cosmonaut. - They got 90% of their fuel. 1144 01:17:14,669 --> 01:17:19,424 - Pretty intense, huh? - That's why I told you, "Touch nothing. " 1145 01:17:19,424 --> 01:17:21,380 But you're bunch of cowboys. 1146 01:17:25,589 --> 01:17:28,023 So while the consciousness of the planet is unified... 1147 01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:31,863 focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space... 1148 01:17:31,863 --> 01:17:34,543 we're now in the final hours of the mission... 1149 01:17:34,543 --> 01:17:37,786 as the Freedom and Independence prepare to slingshot around the moon. 1150 01:17:46,029 --> 01:17:51,387 Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess. Uh, we got a big day. 1151 01:17:51,387 --> 01:17:55,098 - Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. - Booster sequence confirmed. 1152 01:17:55,098 --> 01:17:58,147 This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy. 1153 01:17:58,147 --> 01:18:02,586 - Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon. - Radio contact terminated. We're out. 1154 01:18:03,949 --> 01:18:07,146 Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now. 1155 01:18:13,069 --> 01:18:17,108 So this is the part where we're supposed to just hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die. 1156 01:18:17,108 --> 01:18:20,699 - Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit. 1157 01:18:22,909 --> 01:18:25,377 You boys got those wills filled out correctly? 1158 01:18:40,749 --> 01:18:43,946 All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up! 1159 01:18:43,946 --> 01:18:46,344 On the mark. Five, four... 1160 01:18:46,344 --> 01:18:48,937 three, two, one. 1161 01:18:59,029 --> 01:19:01,862 - Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal. 1162 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:05,265 - How would you know? - 14,000 miles an hour. 1163 01:19:05,265 --> 01:19:07,983 - Four Gs. - How long does this last? 1164 01:19:07,983 --> 01:19:09,940 Six Gs. 1165 01:19:11,949 --> 01:19:14,861 - 15,000. - Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal. 1166 01:19:14,861 --> 01:19:17,981 - What do you mean, "this isn't normal"? - This is way worse! 1167 01:19:17,981 --> 01:19:21,266 - Eight Gs. Hang tight! - I'm not gonna make it! 1168 01:19:21,266 --> 01:19:23,903 Oh, we're gonna die! 1169 01:19:23,903 --> 01:19:26,179 Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here. 1170 01:19:27,949 --> 01:19:29,940 This is too fast! 1171 01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:36,219 Ten Gs! 1172 01:19:47,630 --> 01:19:52,385 We're maxed at 22,500! 1173 01:20:00,910 --> 01:20:04,266 We have acquisition of signal from Independence and Freedom. 1174 01:20:04,266 --> 01:20:07,188 We're in, guys. All right. Welcome back, team. 1175 01:20:07,188 --> 01:20:09,460 We have visual of the target, Houston. 1176 01:20:18,190 --> 01:20:20,420 You see that? 1177 01:20:24,510 --> 01:20:25,510 Wow. 1178 01:20:28,470 --> 01:20:31,826 - Come in, Independence. - Houston, you gotta see this to believe it. 1179 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:38,186 Okay, team, let's take 'em in. Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have? 1180 01:20:38,186 --> 01:20:40,346 Freedom, turn on your FOD radar. 1181 01:20:40,346 --> 01:20:42,898 FOD radar on. 1182 01:20:44,030 --> 01:20:47,466 Everybody, hang on. This could get a little rough. Engaging evasive radar. 1183 01:20:55,310 --> 01:20:57,187 Hold on! 1184 01:21:07,550 --> 01:21:09,142 Goddam! We got debris! 1185 01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:12,907 We're dumping auxiliary boosters. 1186 01:21:26,230 --> 01:21:28,698 - Houston, do you read me? - We got debris! 1187 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:34,223 - We're goin' in! - We're comin' in hot! 1188 01:21:37,230 --> 01:21:39,869 Independence, try to maintain your present heading. You've got a target L.Z. 1189 01:21:39,869 --> 01:21:42,942 - There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative! 1190 01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:48,341 We're hit! 1191 01:21:50,390 --> 01:21:53,223 - Mayday, mayday! - I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up! 1192 01:21:53,223 --> 01:21:55,580 Mayday, Houston, mayday! We've lost R.C.S. thrusters! 1193 01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:59,385 Mayday, Freedom, mayday! We are out of control! We are going down! 1194 01:21:59,385 --> 01:22:01,905 Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down! 1195 01:22:14,511 --> 01:22:16,581 We're gonna hit! 1196 01:22:25,591 --> 01:22:29,982 Everybody, go to your own life support! Lock yourself in the cargo bay! 1197 01:22:31,871 --> 01:22:36,706 We are going down! Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control! 1198 01:22:36,706 --> 01:22:38,861 I can't get it on! 1199 01:22:40,231 --> 01:22:43,428 - Good luck, Freedom. - Oh, my God, this is it. 1200 01:22:51,951 --> 01:22:54,101 No! No! 1201 01:22:59,711 --> 01:23:03,386 Pull it! Pull it! Go! 1202 01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:35,383 Sharp, what the hell is that? Is that the Independence? 1203 01:23:40,111 --> 01:23:43,467 Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it. 1204 01:23:55,871 --> 01:23:58,260 Houston, Independence has gone down. 1205 01:24:09,791 --> 01:24:12,100 When I touch this baby down, full reverse thrust. 1206 01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:15,143 - Fires on your right, Sharp! - Reversing the thrusters! 1207 01:24:16,231 --> 01:24:18,665 Hang tight! Hang tight! 1208 01:24:18,665 --> 01:24:24,104 - Houston, we overshot our landing field We overshot our landing field. - Oh, no! 1209 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:44,512 God! 1210 01:25:00,432 --> 01:25:04,061 Initiate system light system check. Make sure we can still get off this rock. 1211 01:25:04,061 --> 01:25:07,628 Our electrical system is screwed. I'm going to back-up. Fuel seals check. 1212 01:25:07,628 --> 01:25:11,586 - Engine seals check. Pressure seals check. - Oh, God. Oh! 1213 01:25:13,872 --> 01:25:15,783 Anyone hurt? 1214 01:25:17,232 --> 01:25:22,750 Where's- Where's the other shuttle? What happened to the other shuttle? 1215 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:25,824 - Independence is off the grid. - "Off the grid"? 1216 01:25:25,824 --> 01:25:29,268 What are you, a freakin' cyborg? What does that mean? 1217 01:25:29,268 --> 01:25:33,067 Hey, you saw it yourself, right? They're gone. 1218 01:25:34,512 --> 01:25:38,027 Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in. 1219 01:25:38,027 --> 01:25:41,827 This is CAPCOM Houston. Come in, Freedom. 1220 01:25:41,827 --> 01:25:44,750 - God! - Let's just ask God to take care of our friends. 1221 01:25:46,712 --> 01:25:48,782 May they rest in peace. 1222 01:25:50,472 --> 01:25:52,667 Amen. 1223 01:25:58,992 --> 01:26:01,711 We got eight hours. 1224 01:26:01,711 --> 01:26:05,029 Let's get this job done and go home. 1225 01:26:05,029 --> 01:26:09,145 Nothin'. Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody. 1226 01:26:09,145 --> 01:26:11,951 This is CAPCOM Houston. 1227 01:26:11,951 --> 01:26:17,590 Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1228 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:19,907 - Maybe you shouldn't be here. - Come in, Freedom. 1229 01:26:19,907 --> 01:26:23,945 - I don't have anywhere else to go. - Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1230 01:26:26,032 --> 01:26:28,705 All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo. 1231 01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:31,784 - We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial nav system. - I know where we are. 1232 01:26:31,784 --> 01:26:34,790 Please step away. Radio signal's dead. 1233 01:26:34,790 --> 01:26:38,666 I'm flipping the backup generator. Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back. 1234 01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:44,071 We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards. 1235 01:26:44,071 --> 01:26:47,309 Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. 1236 01:26:47,309 --> 01:26:51,471 - How the hell do you know that? - Because I'm a genius. 1237 01:26:51,471 --> 01:26:55,029 The gauges will not read. They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field. 1238 01:26:55,029 --> 01:26:57,826 - Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means. 1239 01:26:57,826 --> 01:27:00,791 The reason we were shooting for grid 8 was because thermographics indicated... 1240 01:27:00,791 --> 01:27:03,063 that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. 1241 01:27:04,433 --> 01:27:07,186 Which means you landed us on a goddam iron plate. 1242 01:27:11,033 --> 01:27:13,831 All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link. We need that radio. 1243 01:27:13,831 --> 01:27:16,831 Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em. 1244 01:27:18,513 --> 01:27:20,981 Independence has flat-lined. 1245 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:05,064 Oscar! Oscar! 1246 01:28:07,793 --> 01:28:10,068 Oh, God! 1247 01:28:12,593 --> 01:28:14,470 Hello! Anyone! 1248 01:28:14,470 --> 01:28:18,944 Is anyone else alive? Somebody help me! 1249 01:28:20,873 --> 01:28:22,123 A.J.! 1250 01:28:23,473 --> 01:28:26,545 - Where are you? - I'm here. 1251 01:28:30,793 --> 01:28:35,025 Lev, there's no one else. There's no one else. 1252 01:28:35,025 --> 01:28:38,907 - I know. - Oh, man. 1253 01:28:38,907 --> 01:28:41,826 - Bear, where are you? - A.J.! A.J.! 1254 01:28:43,393 --> 01:28:46,305 I'm in the shuttle, man. 1255 01:28:46,305 --> 01:28:48,469 Are you all right? 1256 01:28:48,469 --> 01:28:50,788 I'm so glad to see you, man. 1257 01:28:50,788 --> 01:28:53,985 I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face. 1258 01:28:54,193 --> 01:28:57,663 - Houston, do you read? This is Freedom. - Check your thrusters. 1259 01:28:57,663 --> 01:29:01,866 - Houston, do you copy? - Is everyone good to go? 1260 01:29:11,473 --> 01:29:13,270 Wow. 1261 01:29:22,874 --> 01:29:26,184 Down here! In the valley! 1262 01:29:26,184 --> 01:29:28,874 This place is like Dr Seuss's worst nightmare. 1263 01:29:28,874 --> 01:29:33,704 Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there. 1264 01:29:33,704 --> 01:29:38,464 Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max. There's a couple big fissures. 1265 01:29:38,464 --> 01:29:41,188 To the left! Bring it to the left! 1266 01:29:46,674 --> 01:29:50,952 Rockhound, you come on down here and take some readings down in the flat spot. 1267 01:29:52,874 --> 01:29:54,751 Iron ferrite. 1268 01:29:57,194 --> 01:30:01,472 - I have fire. - Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by. 1269 01:30:01,472 --> 01:30:05,342 - Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, I hate knowing everything. 1270 01:30:05,342 --> 01:30:08,272 We couldn't have picked a worse spot to drill. 1271 01:30:08,272 --> 01:30:12,307 Well, I can pretty much guarantee it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet. 1272 01:30:12,307 --> 01:30:15,107 - How do you figure that? - 'Cause if it is, we're screwed. 1273 01:30:17,394 --> 01:30:19,862 - Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole. 1274 01:30:19,862 --> 01:30:22,991 - Turn it around. - Friggin' outer space. 1275 01:30:25,874 --> 01:30:28,229 It's good. 1276 01:30:33,714 --> 01:30:37,184 All right. We're in. Bring another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good. 1277 01:30:37,184 --> 01:30:40,550 There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen. 1278 01:30:40,550 --> 01:30:44,070 All right, let's punch it down! 1279 01:30:44,070 --> 01:30:46,992 - Hey, Harry, did you see that? - Yeah, Max, I see it. I see it. What is it? 1280 01:30:46,992 --> 01:30:50,311 - We lost the bite in the bit. - All right. Back it off. Back it off. 1281 01:30:50,311 --> 01:30:53,904 - Goddam it! - Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. 1282 01:30:53,904 --> 01:30:55,911 Good. Good. Hold 'er there. 1283 01:31:00,114 --> 01:31:02,787 Wow, this is a goddam Greek tragedy. 1284 01:31:02,787 --> 01:31:06,787 - We've all seen broken drill heads before. - Not after ten feet. 1285 01:31:06,787 --> 01:31:09,707 - I never seen one. - Well, now you've seen one. 1286 01:31:09,707 --> 01:31:12,109 - What do you want? - Unpack the Judge. 1287 01:31:14,714 --> 01:31:17,023 Bear, Lev. 1288 01:31:17,023 --> 01:31:20,550 We're only three astronauts left now. 1289 01:31:20,550 --> 01:31:24,223 We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers. We're not even supposed to be here. 1290 01:31:24,223 --> 01:31:26,669 What? You're not astronaut? 1291 01:31:26,669 --> 01:31:28,989 I'm getting us outta here. Get in. 1292 01:31:28,989 --> 01:31:32,032 - Why? - Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea. 1293 01:31:32,032 --> 01:31:36,312 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? Houston, do you copy? Freedom shuttle has- 1294 01:31:38,554 --> 01:31:40,863 We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here so we're gonna have to lead over. 1295 01:31:40,863 --> 01:31:43,515 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1296 01:31:43,515 --> 01:31:46,786 - Thank God we have you, Freedom. - Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead. - Don't lose 'em, Malloy. 1297 01:31:46,786 --> 01:31:50,146 Sir, we're getting something. Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely. 1298 01:31:50,146 --> 01:31:53,472 - We are at site coordinates approximately 15H-32- - Where are they? 1299 01:31:53,472 --> 01:31:56,388 - Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location. - Got it. - Get it before we lose 'em. 1300 01:31:56,388 --> 01:31:59,911 - We're also having electric and antenna difficulties. - Walter, get Mechanical on that. 1301 01:31:59,911 --> 01:32:03,630 - But we have commenced drilling. - Stevens, we're losin' him. Bring it up on four. 1302 01:32:03,630 --> 01:32:07,350 - Come on. - On four. - Shuttle flight capability not yet known. 1303 01:32:07,350 --> 01:32:09,670 - Bump the signal. - Bumping. - Houston. Houston. 1304 01:32:09,670 --> 01:32:12,144 We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hook-up. 1305 01:32:14,675 --> 01:32:17,473 I'll show you how we do things where I come from. 1306 01:32:24,475 --> 01:32:25,435 Hold on! 1307 01:32:35,235 --> 01:32:37,146 Seat it. 1308 01:32:37,146 --> 01:32:39,430 All right, get ready. Max, thread it. 1309 01:32:41,075 --> 01:32:44,033 Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go! 1310 01:32:44,033 --> 01:32:46,390 All right! Good! Crank it loose! 1311 01:32:46,390 --> 01:32:49,313 Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt! 1312 01:32:49,313 --> 01:32:52,785 All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh? 1313 01:32:52,785 --> 01:32:54,951 - Max, I need some more power down here! - All right, boss. 1314 01:32:54,951 --> 01:32:58,107 - Throw it forward, then drop the hammer. - Let's drill through this turd. 1315 01:32:58,107 --> 01:33:00,834 Come on, boys. We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind. 1316 01:33:00,834 --> 01:33:03,748 Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up. 1317 01:33:08,435 --> 01:33:10,312 - Chick, the tranny is stuck. - Harry! 1318 01:33:10,312 --> 01:33:13,307 - What is it? - Chick, come on! Help! 1319 01:33:13,307 --> 01:33:15,226 - Release the clutch! - Pull it up! 1320 01:33:15,226 --> 01:33:18,273 Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'. 1321 01:33:18,273 --> 01:33:20,869 No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it- 1322 01:33:27,915 --> 01:33:29,951 This is not workin' out, Harry. 1323 01:33:29,951 --> 01:33:35,109 - Oh, are you all right? - Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny. 1324 01:33:35,109 --> 01:33:37,874 Come on, God. 1325 01:33:37,874 --> 01:33:41,544 Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'. 1326 01:33:41,544 --> 01:33:44,872 I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya. 1327 01:33:47,075 --> 01:33:49,748 Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon... 1328 01:33:49,748 --> 01:33:52,912 her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an X axis. 1329 01:33:52,912 --> 01:33:57,028 But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin. 1330 01:33:57,028 --> 01:34:00,425 She's tumbling on all three axes. This wasn't expected, sir. 1331 01:34:00,425 --> 01:34:02,910 - What does this do for communications? - Not good. 1332 01:34:02,910 --> 01:34:07,147 We'll have definite contact with the shuttle for only seven more minutes. After that, it's radio darkness. 1333 01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:12,225 - For how long? - And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again. 1334 01:34:12,225 --> 01:34:16,065 But we're trying to bounce a signal off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way. 1335 01:34:16,065 --> 01:34:20,354 If we lose the shuttle com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke? 1336 01:34:20,354 --> 01:34:22,904 The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite. 1337 01:34:22,904 --> 01:34:25,032 Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter. 1338 01:34:25,032 --> 01:34:29,149 If we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, we can remote detonate for an additional five. 1339 01:34:29,149 --> 01:34:32,387 What he's trying to say, General, is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time you may lose the ability... 1340 01:34:32,387 --> 01:34:34,910 to detonate the nuke permanently. 1341 01:34:34,910 --> 01:34:36,873 I've got to inform the president. 1342 01:34:38,356 --> 01:34:42,031 Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid. Do you know what you're doing now? 1343 01:34:42,031 --> 01:34:45,831 No, no. You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea. 1344 01:34:45,831 --> 01:34:48,231 This button- I don't know what that does, okay? 1345 01:34:48,231 --> 01:34:53,510 All I know is that we just crashed back there, I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle. 1346 01:34:53,510 --> 01:34:56,030 We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. 1347 01:34:56,030 --> 01:35:00,348 All I know is there's a beep on this thing and I'm trying to get us there. 1348 01:35:07,156 --> 01:35:10,273 Let's get it unpacked. 1349 01:35:10,273 --> 01:35:13,871 - What's up? - We're drilling through some kind of metal I've never seen before. 1350 01:35:13,871 --> 01:35:16,908 It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission. 1351 01:35:16,908 --> 01:35:19,834 - So how deep are we? - We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel. 1352 01:35:19,834 --> 01:35:24,268 I have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet. So how deep are we? 1353 01:35:24,268 --> 01:35:27,945 Not as deep as we'll be when you quit askin' me all these questions and help us load this transmission on. 1354 01:35:27,945 --> 01:35:31,273 - What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel. 1355 01:35:31,273 --> 01:35:36,709 I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill. You've had two and a half hours. Where are we? 1356 01:35:38,956 --> 01:35:44,394 We're at 57 feet. Now, if you're not too busy, maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission. 1357 01:35:44,394 --> 01:35:49,510 Colonel Sharp! Get this wrapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp! 1358 01:35:49,510 --> 01:35:52,747 All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over. 1359 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:57,711 - That's as clear as it's gonna get. - Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1360 01:35:57,711 --> 01:36:01,795 Working at a remote satellite link at this moment. Transmission change. 1361 01:36:01,795 --> 01:36:04,390 - Colonel! - Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours. 1362 01:36:04,390 --> 01:36:08,111 Please advise. That's four hours past the zero barrier. Please advise. 1363 01:36:08,111 --> 01:36:10,989 What the hell is this? "Zero depth"? 1364 01:36:10,989 --> 01:36:13,584 And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? Is that Truman? 1365 01:36:13,584 --> 01:36:17,948 Let me have that phone. Gimme the phone. Truman! Look, this is what happens when you drill. 1366 01:36:17,948 --> 01:36:23,508 We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card. Who wrote this thing, by the way? 1367 01:36:23,508 --> 01:36:26,992 - We're losing coms again. - Look- Is he getting this? Does he hear me or- What's wrong with this? 1368 01:36:26,992 --> 01:36:28,947 - The com's down. - What do you mean, "the com's down"? 1369 01:36:28,947 --> 01:36:33,672 - What do I mean? I mean we've lost communication to mission control. - Fine. Let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission- 1370 01:36:33,672 --> 01:36:37,676 Hey, Harry, guess what. You had your shot. You didn't do it. You understand me? You can't- 1371 01:36:37,676 --> 01:36:42,393 Why don't you stay here and take you and take your little drill card - Write a report, why don't ya? 1372 01:36:42,393 --> 01:36:47,227 That'll be a- My men and I will go and get this hole dug! 1373 01:36:47,227 --> 01:36:50,946 You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA. 1374 01:36:53,397 --> 01:36:56,070 - We've lost communication. - Oh, God. 1375 01:36:58,677 --> 01:37:01,635 We're not lookin' too good right now. 1376 01:37:01,635 --> 01:37:05,505 No shit. We gotta get that radio back up. 1377 01:37:07,677 --> 01:37:10,635 Mr President, it's time to make a decision. 1378 01:37:10,635 --> 01:37:14,949 We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes. 1379 01:37:16,757 --> 01:37:20,545 Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr President. 1380 01:37:20,545 --> 01:37:23,191 Yes, we saw that too, sir. 1381 01:37:23,191 --> 01:37:26,195 But maybe we should wait until they- 1382 01:37:32,117 --> 01:37:36,872 Dan, get them out of there. Evac right now. 1383 01:37:36,872 --> 01:37:39,949 - What's goin' on here? - I've been ordered to override the system. 1384 01:37:44,597 --> 01:37:46,872 Well, what is this? 1385 01:37:50,877 --> 01:37:53,391 Secondary protocol. 1386 01:37:58,477 --> 01:38:01,947 But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet! 1387 01:38:05,197 --> 01:38:09,031 The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working. And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good. 1388 01:38:09,031 --> 01:38:12,393 We've only got a few minutes left of guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke. 1389 01:38:12,393 --> 01:38:14,832 If we don't do it now we could lose control, and we may never get it back. 1390 01:38:14,832 --> 01:38:17,676 Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors. 1391 01:38:17,676 --> 01:38:21,267 And if you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb... 1392 01:38:21,267 --> 01:38:24,195 and we have one chance to save this planet! 1393 01:38:33,597 --> 01:38:35,553 I need that radio. 1394 01:38:35,553 --> 01:38:38,709 - Gruber, give me everything you got now! - Roger that. 1395 01:38:42,197 --> 01:38:45,553 Yes, Mr President, I understand that completely, but my point is very, very simple. 1396 01:38:45,553 --> 01:38:48,430 And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it. 1397 01:38:48,430 --> 01:38:51,071 I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all. 1398 01:38:54,677 --> 01:38:56,747 Yes, sir. 1399 01:38:56,747 --> 01:38:59,107 General, he wants you. 1400 01:39:01,358 --> 01:39:04,430 This is Kimsey. Yes, sir. 1401 01:39:04,430 --> 01:39:06,469 I understand. 1402 01:39:08,518 --> 01:39:12,272 The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds. 1403 01:39:12,272 --> 01:39:14,832 You have not told them yet! 1404 01:39:14,832 --> 01:39:17,267 That is my father up there! 1405 01:39:17,267 --> 01:39:20,549 - This is one order you shouldn't follow, and you fucking know it! - No! Don't touch me! 1406 01:39:20,549 --> 01:39:23,272 Let her go. Let her go! 1407 01:39:25,478 --> 01:39:28,038 Your key, sir. 1408 01:39:31,718 --> 01:39:34,357 God be with them. 1409 01:39:34,357 --> 01:39:37,390 Slow it down. 1410 01:39:42,238 --> 01:39:44,115 Harry... 1411 01:39:44,115 --> 01:39:47,947 the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking. 1412 01:39:49,158 --> 01:39:53,549 Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now! 1413 01:39:53,549 --> 01:39:55,714 Watts, get the shuttle ready to evac now! 1414 01:39:55,714 --> 01:39:58,551 - It just came on all by itself. What- What the hell's happening? - Secondary protocol. 1415 01:39:58,551 --> 01:40:01,192 - What's that? What? - Wait a minute. - Secondary protocol. - What does that mean? 1416 01:40:01,192 --> 01:40:03,587 - What the hell's secondary protocol? - They're detonating this thing from Earth. 1417 01:40:03,587 --> 01:40:05,555 - What do you mean, detonating? We haven't even drilled the hole yet! - We'll drop it in the hole. 1418 01:40:05,555 --> 01:40:09,148 - What're you talkin' about? - The hole? Whoa, whoa! - Get your helmets on now! - Oh, no, no. How-How you turn it off? 1419 01:40:09,148 --> 01:40:13,197 - Colonel Sharp, I got two men out on that rock! - I got a man out there too. We gotta evac now! 1420 01:40:13,197 --> 01:40:16,554 - Max, Rockhound, get back to the shuttle, double-time! - They could be on their way here. 1421 01:40:16,554 --> 01:40:20,597 They're not on their way here. They would've talked to us by now. We would've seen them. 1422 01:40:20,597 --> 01:40:23,710 - Watts, air lock the cockpit now! - I copy you. 1423 01:40:23,710 --> 01:40:28,394 - Max, Rockhound! - Hey, wait a minute! How do you turn this thing off? - Max, Rockhound- 1424 01:40:28,394 --> 01:40:30,309 - Harry, do you copy? - Somethin's wrong. 1425 01:40:30,309 --> 01:40:35,028 - Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here. - I know. Let's go back to the ship! 1426 01:40:36,318 --> 01:40:40,596 - I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp. - We've got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock. 1427 01:40:40,596 --> 01:40:43,073 If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em. 1428 01:40:43,073 --> 01:40:45,467 Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now. 1429 01:40:45,467 --> 01:40:48,118 If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line... 1430 01:40:48,118 --> 01:40:50,468 all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show. 1431 01:40:50,468 --> 01:40:52,992 This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here. 1432 01:40:52,992 --> 01:40:55,387 Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman. 1433 01:40:55,387 --> 01:40:59,266 Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink. 1434 01:41:10,318 --> 01:41:13,515 - Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now! - It's not my call. 1435 01:41:13,515 --> 01:41:16,476 - Then whose call is it? - Who made it? - An order to detonate can only come from the president. 1436 01:41:16,476 --> 01:41:18,668 - The president's not here! You've gotta give us more time! - Let's just turn it off now. 1437 01:41:18,668 --> 01:41:21,631 - I'm telling you to shut this bomb down now! - And I'm telling you it's not my call! 1438 01:41:21,631 --> 01:41:25,074 - Well, guess what. I just made the call for you. - Harry! 1439 01:41:27,159 --> 01:41:30,037 Don't. You could set it off. 1440 01:41:30,037 --> 01:41:33,629 Oh, man. What're you doin' with a gun in space? 1441 01:41:36,559 --> 01:41:41,155 Come on. Come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now. Kill the uplink. 1442 01:41:41,155 --> 01:41:46,313 - This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. - Easy. 1443 01:41:46,313 --> 01:41:51,553 - Stand down, Sergeant. - Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way. 1444 01:41:51,553 --> 01:41:54,199 I'm under orders to protect a surface detonation. 1445 01:41:54,199 --> 01:41:58,949 I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then I'm gonna make you shoot me. 1446 01:41:58,949 --> 01:42:01,872 Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry. 1447 01:42:05,279 --> 01:42:07,270 What happened? 1448 01:42:10,959 --> 01:42:15,157 Sir, the override- It's been overridden. 1449 01:42:15,157 --> 01:42:19,272 I've bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry! 1450 01:42:21,159 --> 01:42:25,516 Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it? 1451 01:42:25,516 --> 01:42:27,436 - Listen- - Shut up! 1452 01:42:27,436 --> 01:42:31,068 Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now. 1453 01:42:31,068 --> 01:42:35,437 It could start again. It might've been a warning. 1454 01:42:35,437 --> 01:42:38,517 - Uh-oh. - That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb. 1455 01:42:38,517 --> 01:42:41,392 All right. What'd we miss? 1456 01:42:45,519 --> 01:42:48,795 - Do it again. - Go. 1457 01:42:51,599 --> 01:42:53,317 Keep tryin'. 1458 01:42:54,679 --> 01:42:59,195 Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal now. 1459 01:43:01,919 --> 01:43:05,116 - Oh, they're reactivating the bomb. - Comin' back on-line, sir. 1460 01:43:05,116 --> 01:43:07,912 Oh, geez. Here we go again. 1461 01:43:07,912 --> 01:43:11,156 What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip? 1462 01:43:11,156 --> 01:43:14,032 To do the right thing, to see that it's done. 1463 01:43:21,639 --> 01:43:24,278 For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'. 1464 01:43:24,278 --> 01:43:27,709 Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away? 1465 01:43:27,709 --> 01:43:31,269 We're here. Nobody down there can help us. 1466 01:43:31,269 --> 01:43:34,829 So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone. 1467 01:43:34,829 --> 01:43:37,393 One minute. 1468 01:43:37,393 --> 01:43:40,113 I've been drillin' holes in the Earth for 30 years. 1469 01:43:40,113 --> 01:43:44,790 And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. 1470 01:43:44,790 --> 01:43:47,956 And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet. 1471 01:43:47,956 --> 01:43:51,072 42 seconds. 1472 01:43:51,072 --> 01:43:54,152 But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help. 1473 01:43:54,152 --> 01:43:57,516 You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's... 1474 01:43:57,516 --> 01:44:00,114 that you can hit that mark? 1475 01:44:00,114 --> 01:44:04,153 I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will. 1476 01:44:04,153 --> 01:44:07,113 Then let's turn this bomb off. 1477 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:21,595 Steady. Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards. 1478 01:44:21,595 --> 01:44:24,632 - Rainbow track? Under- Under one? Under- Okay. - All of 'em. All of 'em. All of 'em! 1479 01:44:24,632 --> 01:44:28,355 - Okay. Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job. 1480 01:44:28,355 --> 01:44:32,069 - Steady. Steady. - Good job. All right. All right. All right. - Go! Go! Go! 1481 01:44:32,069 --> 01:44:36,079 Red wire "A." Ready? And- Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1482 01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:41,154 - Negative "B." Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job. 1483 01:44:41,154 --> 01:44:43,470 - Track flipped. Hots in. - It better be. Go. 1484 01:44:43,470 --> 01:44:45,318 Red or blue? 1485 01:44:47,080 --> 01:44:48,911 Wait- 1486 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:54,450 Blue. 1487 01:44:57,560 --> 01:45:00,916 - Good job! - You got it. 1488 01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:06,751 Oh, God, it sucks up here. 1489 01:45:06,751 --> 01:45:10,992 - Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. - What? 1490 01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,236 Have we lost complete radio contact? 1491 01:45:13,236 --> 01:45:16,756 I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites. It may have a faint signal. 1492 01:45:16,756 --> 01:45:19,519 Houston? Houston, do you copy? 1493 01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:23,230 Go ahead, Freedom. 1494 01:45:23,230 --> 01:45:26,318 Houston, you have a problem- Problem. 1495 01:45:26,318 --> 01:45:30,188 See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. 1496 01:45:30,188 --> 01:45:32,919 Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there... 1497 01:45:32,919 --> 01:45:35,753 but we got a hole to dig up here. 1498 01:45:35,753 --> 01:45:38,559 Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do. 1499 01:45:38,559 --> 01:45:41,717 Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good? 1500 01:45:41,717 --> 01:45:44,593 Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business. 1501 01:45:44,593 --> 01:45:47,956 Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this. 1502 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:52,273 Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. 1503 01:45:52,273 --> 01:45:54,510 Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. 1504 01:45:54,510 --> 01:45:56,716 - Lev, do you see anything? - No. 1505 01:45:56,716 --> 01:45:58,677 Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up. 1506 01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:01,876 Hold up here, Bear. 1507 01:46:01,876 --> 01:46:04,036 - Oh, boy. - This is great. 1508 01:46:04,036 --> 01:46:06,879 We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid? 1509 01:46:06,879 --> 01:46:10,151 I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road. 1510 01:46:10,151 --> 01:46:13,357 What- What road? Do you see any roads around here? 1511 01:46:13,357 --> 01:46:17,354 You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear. 1512 01:46:17,354 --> 01:46:19,909 But you think this is looking good, or what? 1513 01:46:19,909 --> 01:46:24,279 Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up? 1514 01:46:28,561 --> 01:46:30,836 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 1515 01:46:30,836 --> 01:46:33,191 No, I never saw Star Wars. 1516 01:46:39,201 --> 01:46:41,556 All right. Doin' a good job. 1517 01:46:41,556 --> 01:46:43,990 - Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry. 1518 01:46:49,201 --> 01:46:52,750 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay! 1519 01:46:52,750 --> 01:46:56,880 Get off the nuclear warhead. 1520 01:46:56,880 --> 01:46:58,872 I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know... 1521 01:46:58,872 --> 01:47:01,959 Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in- the nuclear warhead. 1522 01:47:01,959 --> 01:47:04,754 - Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh? 1523 01:47:04,754 --> 01:47:07,634 We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound. 1524 01:47:07,634 --> 01:47:11,555 All right. Just- Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. 1525 01:47:12,761 --> 01:47:14,991 Hey, Sharp. 1526 01:47:14,991 --> 01:47:18,153 No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! 1527 01:47:18,153 --> 01:47:20,152 You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp? 1528 01:47:20,361 --> 01:47:23,000 What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating. 1529 01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:24,250 Yeah. 1530 01:47:26,561 --> 01:47:30,236 We turn the thrusters off, we jump this thing, we float right over it. 1531 01:47:31,241 --> 01:47:32,913 Go over it again, Lev. 1532 01:47:32,913 --> 01:47:36,317 Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. 1533 01:47:36,317 --> 01:47:39,956 - Okay. - And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow. 1534 01:47:39,956 --> 01:47:43,312 - That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. - Is this gonna work? 1535 01:47:43,312 --> 01:47:47,440 - I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me. 1536 01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:51,036 Let's say 50-50- No. More like, uh- 1537 01:47:51,036 --> 01:47:53,197 like 70-30 or 80-20. 1538 01:47:53,197 --> 01:47:58,674 But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me. 1539 01:47:58,674 --> 01:48:01,400 Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon. 1540 01:48:05,321 --> 01:48:08,552 Just for the record, this is a very bad idea! 1541 01:48:11,521 --> 01:48:15,560 - Wait for the edge now. Wait till we get there. Wait- - I'm waiting. 1542 01:48:15,560 --> 01:48:18,479 - Here we come. Now, not till we do it. - Three... 1543 01:48:18,479 --> 01:48:20,870 - two, one! - Here we go! 1544 01:48:20,870 --> 01:48:21,870 Off! 1545 01:48:30,441 --> 01:48:32,955 - Yes! - It's working! - It's working! 1546 01:48:32,955 --> 01:48:36,153 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 1547 01:48:36,153 --> 01:48:41,275 - I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1548 01:48:41,275 --> 01:48:45,873 - We got some rocks! - Go left! Go left! - Lev! Lev, I can't do anything! 1549 01:48:45,873 --> 01:48:47,123 Turn! 1550 01:48:55,042 --> 01:48:57,875 Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space. 1551 01:48:57,875 --> 01:49:00,152 - Check main switch. - Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem. 1552 01:49:01,522 --> 01:49:03,592 - Thrusters on now! - All right, turn 'em on. 1553 01:49:06,522 --> 01:49:11,642 - What's wrong? - I-I don't know. The-The thrusters not working. I hate this machine! 1554 01:49:11,642 --> 01:49:14,031 - I thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? - Be quiet! I must think! 1555 01:49:14,031 --> 01:49:17,074 - I'm stepping outside. - You're-You're going outside? 1556 01:49:17,074 --> 01:49:22,515 I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass! 1557 01:49:26,682 --> 01:49:28,434 Yes. You'll listen to him. Right. 1558 01:49:33,442 --> 01:49:37,071 Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid! 1559 01:49:37,071 --> 01:49:40,279 Just a second. The fuel line is iced up. 1560 01:49:40,279 --> 01:49:44,600 - Yeah, I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working! 1561 01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:47,435 I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds. 1562 01:49:47,435 --> 01:49:51,913 - We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out! The rocks! Rocks are coming! 1563 01:49:58,562 --> 01:50:00,473 Hold on! 1564 01:50:04,202 --> 01:50:06,557 - Pull the thrusters! - Lev, look out! 1565 01:50:13,122 --> 01:50:16,558 - We lost Lev. - A.J.! 1566 01:50:16,558 --> 01:50:18,712 A.J., the thrusters! 1567 01:50:22,362 --> 01:50:24,398 Let's get Lev back! 1568 01:50:32,522 --> 01:50:34,831 Lev, hold on! We're comin' in! 1569 01:50:50,762 --> 01:50:54,641 Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord. Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You. 1570 01:50:57,162 --> 01:51:02,077 - Lev! - Now I'm really a Russian hero! 1571 01:51:02,077 --> 01:51:05,319 - I told you! - I know! - I knew this would work! 1572 01:51:05,319 --> 01:51:08,719 - Good odds, you know? - Come on, Lev. Get in here. We gotta go. 1573 01:51:13,643 --> 01:51:15,793 Rockhound, keep on that transmission. 1574 01:51:15,793 --> 01:51:18,995 - Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there. 1575 01:51:18,995 --> 01:51:22,632 Lock it down, Chick. 1576 01:51:22,632 --> 01:51:23,882 Nice. 1577 01:51:25,323 --> 01:51:27,837 How come we didn't get any training on this thing? 1578 01:51:27,837 --> 01:51:32,593 Whoa. Very cool. I could take out this asteroid single-handedly. 1579 01:51:32,593 --> 01:51:34,878 Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here. 1580 01:51:36,003 --> 01:51:38,563 - Whoa! - What the hell is that? 1581 01:51:38,563 --> 01:51:42,232 - It's Rockhound. - Whoa. This is so much fun, it's freaky. 1582 01:51:44,163 --> 01:51:46,199 Rockhound! 1583 01:51:46,199 --> 01:51:48,319 Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry. 1584 01:51:50,803 --> 01:51:53,442 - Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound! 1585 01:51:53,442 --> 01:51:55,952 Meet your maker, asteroid! 1586 01:52:00,243 --> 01:52:03,792 - What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? Goddam! - This is insane. 1587 01:52:03,792 --> 01:52:07,239 - Have you lost your mind? - He's got space dementia. 1588 01:52:07,239 --> 01:52:09,433 Harry, you ought to watch your man. 1589 01:52:11,883 --> 01:52:16,832 Max, downshift slowly and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe outta there. 1590 01:52:16,832 --> 01:52:17,552 Uh-oh. 1591 01:52:21,483 --> 01:52:24,202 - What's happening? - The ground's cracking! - Earthquake! 1592 01:52:32,203 --> 01:52:34,194 Quick, shut it off! 1593 01:52:35,523 --> 01:52:38,720 - Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout! 1594 01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:42,722 - We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass! 1595 01:52:43,403 --> 01:52:47,078 Max, get your helmet on! Max, it's gonna blow! 1596 01:52:47,078 --> 01:52:50,161 - Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking! - Max, get outta there! 1597 01:52:50,161 --> 01:52:52,843 This is it! 1598 01:52:52,843 --> 01:52:53,563 Harry! 1599 01:52:56,483 --> 01:52:58,394 I'm bailing! 1600 01:53:01,443 --> 01:53:02,876 Max! 1601 01:53:05,763 --> 01:53:08,357 - Goodbye, Max. - Max! 1602 01:53:08,357 --> 01:53:11,361 - Take care, buddy. - Armadillo's off the scope. 1603 01:53:11,361 --> 01:53:13,474 - I think we've had a blowout. - No sign of the Armadillo. 1604 01:53:13,474 --> 01:53:15,673 Somebody punch up the Armadillo. 1605 01:53:43,884 --> 01:53:46,193 Get ahold of Truman. 1606 01:53:47,604 --> 01:53:50,243 Prepare the world for bad news. 1607 01:53:56,924 --> 01:54:01,315 We're getting sketchy information that the mission has suffered massive failure. 1608 01:54:01,315 --> 01:54:05,198 And what we're trying to do right now is to confirm that and find out exactly what that means. 1609 01:54:05,198 --> 01:54:08,122 Repeat: We're getting leaks from several NASA officials... 1610 01:54:08,122 --> 01:54:13,119 some rushing home to be with their families, that the drilling was unsuccessful. 1611 01:54:22,084 --> 01:54:24,678 This could very well be our final hour. 1612 01:54:28,484 --> 01:54:30,281 We're gonna go off the air now. 1613 01:54:30,281 --> 01:54:33,157 Good luck and God bless. 1614 01:54:36,644 --> 01:54:38,316 - We've got incoming. - I got tracks. 1615 01:54:38,316 --> 01:54:42,357 NORAD's tracking four small incoming over Europe. They think one's about to hit near Paris. 1616 01:55:07,804 --> 01:55:11,638 - Reports are coming in- - Martial law has been implemented in 42 countries. 1617 01:55:11,638 --> 01:55:14,033 Once the asteroid hits zero barrier... 1618 01:55:14,033 --> 01:55:18,276 it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth. 1619 01:55:21,924 --> 01:55:25,917 Well, I guess we do it the president's way. I'll order an evac. You can remote detonate. 1620 01:55:25,917 --> 01:55:29,081 - You still don't think this'll work, do you? - Well, what I think is irrelevant. 1621 01:55:29,081 --> 01:55:31,997 - We need to do it now. - Fine. 1622 01:55:31,997 --> 01:55:34,075 - Can they still take off? - We hope so. 1623 01:55:34,075 --> 01:55:36,160 You are the one that pulled them into this! 1624 01:55:36,160 --> 01:55:40,038 That is my family up there, so I don't wanna hear, "We hope so"! 1625 01:55:45,084 --> 01:55:48,838 Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror. 1626 01:55:48,838 --> 01:55:52,434 Look. We got front-row tickets to the end of the Earth. 1627 01:56:13,725 --> 01:56:17,195 - Yeah! Way to go, baby! - Harry! 1628 01:56:22,525 --> 01:56:26,200 - Yeah! - Yo, Harry! What's up, baby? 1629 01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:29,118 Hey, get that bomb outta there! We got a hole to make! 1630 01:56:30,445 --> 01:56:32,561 Houston, you're not gonna believe this... 1631 01:56:32,561 --> 01:56:35,153 but the other Armadillo has arrived. 1632 01:56:35,153 --> 01:56:38,476 All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus. 1633 01:56:38,476 --> 01:56:41,915 - Mechanical, get on-line. - P.P.O., gimme a set-up. - Your boyfriend's back. 1634 01:56:43,365 --> 01:56:45,720 - Yo, Harry! - You're awesome, baby! 1635 01:56:47,125 --> 01:56:48,797 Hey, Harry. You miss me? 1636 01:56:48,797 --> 01:56:52,315 A.J., I got just five words for ya. 1637 01:56:52,315 --> 01:56:55,596 - Damn glad to see ya, boy! - That's six words. 1638 01:56:55,596 --> 01:56:59,035 - Chick, walk 'em down. - So where's this hole you need dug? 1639 01:56:59,035 --> 01:57:01,355 Houston, drilling has recommenced. 1640 01:57:01,355 --> 01:57:06,843 - Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour? - They better. 1641 01:57:06,843 --> 01:57:09,439 Bring that piece on in, Bear. 1642 01:57:09,439 --> 01:57:11,715 Tractor pull. 1643 01:57:11,715 --> 01:57:15,360 - I'm comin' down! - We got 250 feet to go. 1644 01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,397 It's our last transmission, last drill head. 1645 01:57:18,397 --> 01:57:22,359 Punch it through. First gear. We got contact. 1646 01:57:22,359 --> 01:57:25,915 Drive it on down, A.J. 1647 01:57:25,915 --> 01:57:28,843 - I got this, man. Let's go! - Lev, the right engine hub. 1648 01:57:28,843 --> 01:57:33,117 - Houston, I'm getting no response from the preflight sequence. - Come on now. This is not- 1649 01:57:33,117 --> 01:57:37,557 Hey. Hey, come here. Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you. 1650 01:57:38,645 --> 01:57:41,762 - Ow! Jesus! Hey! - Wait. Uh, shh, shh. 1651 01:57:41,762 --> 01:57:44,154 - Lev, the right engine- - Okay. - Lemme outta here, will ya? 1652 01:57:44,154 --> 01:57:47,118 Just tryin' to have some fun before I die! 1653 01:57:47,118 --> 01:57:50,681 - How deep are we? - Seven seventy. 1654 01:57:55,805 --> 01:57:57,796 - Whoa, they got problems. - The gauges are spiking. 1655 01:57:57,796 --> 01:57:59,881 Methane! Shut it down! Back it down! 1656 01:57:59,881 --> 01:58:03,839 I can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. We don't have enough time! 1657 01:58:03,839 --> 01:58:07,560 Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow! It's how we lost Max! 1658 01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:11,314 I know what I'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. We can knock this outta the park. 1659 01:58:11,314 --> 01:58:13,839 - This is our last transmission, A.J. - Goddam it! 1660 01:58:13,839 --> 01:58:18,083 If you're ever gonna trust me, ever, once in your life, trust me now! 1661 01:58:18,083 --> 01:58:22,317 - Harry, it's gonna blow! - Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me. 1662 01:58:24,406 --> 01:58:26,442 Make the call. 1663 01:58:28,206 --> 01:58:30,720 All right. Hold on. I'm pushin' through her. 1664 01:58:36,126 --> 01:58:38,720 I'm pushin' through her! 1665 01:58:38,720 --> 01:58:41,644 - What's your depth? - Seven seventy-five. Seven eighty. 1666 01:58:41,644 --> 01:58:45,122 Take it up, baby! Ram it home! 1667 01:58:45,122 --> 01:58:49,080 - Drive on down, A.J.! - Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on. 1668 01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:52,078 - Come on, A.J.! - Punch it! - Ninety-one. Come on. 1669 01:58:52,078 --> 01:58:55,198 Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five! 1670 01:58:55,198 --> 01:58:57,794 Drive it down, A.J.! 1671 01:58:57,794 --> 01:59:00,315 Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine! 1672 01:59:00,315 --> 01:59:03,523 - Breakthrough! - Eight hundred! 802, Harry! 1673 01:59:03,523 --> 01:59:07,195 - Yeah! - We did it! - Harry, we did it! 1674 01:59:07,195 --> 01:59:08,805 - Yes! - We did it! 1675 01:59:08,805 --> 01:59:12,839 - Yeah! Kid, way to go! - I knew it, baby! 1676 01:59:12,839 --> 01:59:16,675 - It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole. - Watts, they've got 38 minutes. 1677 01:59:36,686 --> 01:59:41,157 - Harry, you've gotta give me that hole. - I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole. 1678 01:59:41,157 --> 01:59:44,881 We gotta cut it out before we can send that bomb down. A.J.! 1679 01:59:44,881 --> 01:59:47,679 - She good to go? - Yeah, I'm all set. - All right. 1680 01:59:53,526 --> 01:59:55,960 - All right. - A.J., come on! Make it fast! 1681 01:59:55,960 --> 01:59:59,197 I'm goin' as fast as I can! There's a lot of gas pressure! 1682 02:00:05,566 --> 02:00:08,717 - You feel that? - Harry, you gotta give me that hole. The bomb is almost ready. 1683 02:00:08,717 --> 02:00:12,521 - Pull that pipe out! - Harry, I'm almost through! Give me 15 more seconds! 1684 02:00:18,206 --> 02:00:20,766 Well, this is somethin' new. 1685 02:00:22,806 --> 02:00:26,594 - I don't think this thing likes us. - That's 'cause it knows we're here to kill it. 1686 02:00:31,806 --> 02:00:34,240 Hey, what's goin' on up there? 1687 02:00:38,006 --> 02:00:41,794 - A.J.! - What the hell was that? 1688 02:00:41,794 --> 02:00:44,838 - A.J.! - Goddam it, I'm finished! 1689 02:00:46,446 --> 02:00:48,961 - A.J., you all right? - Oh, lot of gas pressure in here, man! 1690 02:00:48,961 --> 02:00:51,720 - Get me out! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket! 1691 02:01:09,407 --> 02:01:11,443 Harry! Pull me in! 1692 02:01:15,847 --> 02:01:17,963 A.J., hang on! 1693 02:01:22,487 --> 02:01:25,047 Secure the bomb! 1694 02:01:25,047 --> 02:01:27,806 Sharp, heads up! 1695 02:01:27,806 --> 02:01:29,878 Gruber! Get outta there now! 1696 02:01:31,447 --> 02:01:33,119 Oh, no. 1697 02:01:40,847 --> 02:01:42,724 Oh, God, no! 1698 02:01:47,887 --> 02:01:50,355 Look out! 1699 02:01:52,807 --> 02:01:56,163 Help! Oh, no! 1700 02:02:03,287 --> 02:02:05,642 Do you believe that just happened? 1701 02:02:08,327 --> 02:02:10,887 - Sharp, you all right? - I'm okay. 1702 02:02:10,887 --> 02:02:13,037 - Bear? - Yeah. I'm here, Harry. 1703 02:02:13,037 --> 02:02:15,522 - A.J.? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1704 02:02:18,087 --> 02:02:19,998 We lost Gruber. 1705 02:02:21,167 --> 02:02:25,126 - Gruber's dead. - Let's get that bomb ready and go home. 1706 02:02:32,807 --> 02:02:35,037 Oh, my God. 1707 02:02:35,037 --> 02:02:39,240 - Is there a problem, Colonel? - The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead. 1708 02:02:39,240 --> 02:02:41,323 What, the bomb is dead? 1709 02:02:41,323 --> 02:02:45,804 No, the trigger's dead. It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm. 1710 02:02:47,767 --> 02:02:50,281 So how do we detonate it? 1711 02:02:59,007 --> 02:03:03,683 We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news. 1712 02:03:03,683 --> 02:03:06,799 The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged. 1713 02:03:06,799 --> 02:03:09,646 That means that somebody's gonna have to stay behind. 1714 02:03:12,167 --> 02:03:14,363 It takes two people to fly this thing. 1715 02:03:14,363 --> 02:03:19,203 Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. 1716 02:03:19,203 --> 02:03:22,837 I say we all stay and die. But that's me. 1717 02:03:23,888 --> 02:03:27,244 I'll draw. Let's draw. 1718 02:03:28,128 --> 02:03:30,596 Nobody's gonna draw straws. 1719 02:03:30,596 --> 02:03:33,322 - I'll stay and take care of it. - Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. 1720 02:03:33,322 --> 02:03:35,325 - Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? - Bullshit! 1721 02:03:35,325 --> 02:03:37,922 No way I will let you volunteer for this... 1722 02:03:37,922 --> 02:03:41,557 so I can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer. 1723 02:03:41,557 --> 02:03:43,479 No way! 1724 02:03:43,479 --> 02:03:47,686 Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. 1725 02:03:47,686 --> 02:03:50,447 Guys, I-I-I know you guys think I'm crazy right now... 1726 02:03:50,447 --> 02:03:54,163 but I would really like this responsibility. 1727 02:03:54,163 --> 02:03:56,848 All right. All right. 1728 02:03:56,848 --> 02:03:59,038 - I can do it. - Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. 1729 02:03:59,038 --> 02:04:00,959 I ain't drawin' against you, Harry. 1730 02:04:00,959 --> 02:04:05,280 Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it. 1731 02:04:05,280 --> 02:04:07,524 Just gimme this thing. 1732 02:04:14,048 --> 02:04:16,482 Is this good or bad? 1733 02:04:21,408 --> 02:04:22,368 Oh, man. 1734 02:04:25,008 --> 02:04:27,647 Well, we all gotta die, right? 1735 02:04:30,888 --> 02:04:33,721 I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world. 1736 02:04:33,721 --> 02:04:37,084 So, uh, let's go. We-We got about ten minutes, right? 1737 02:04:38,888 --> 02:04:40,765 You plug this into the port. 1738 02:04:40,765 --> 02:04:45,239 Lift, press, hold. That's it. 1739 02:04:45,239 --> 02:04:49,241 Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even I can't screw this up. 1740 02:04:49,241 --> 02:04:51,842 I'll take him down. 1741 02:05:25,408 --> 02:05:30,084 Do me a favour, will ya? Just tell Grace that, uh- 1742 02:05:30,084 --> 02:05:32,802 that I'll always be with her, okay? 1743 02:05:34,928 --> 02:05:36,759 Can you do that? 1744 02:05:38,288 --> 02:05:40,325 Yeah. Okay, kid. 1745 02:05:46,129 --> 02:05:48,120 Give this to Truman. 1746 02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:52,168 Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there. 1747 02:05:56,969 --> 02:05:59,039 It's my turn now. 1748 02:06:00,289 --> 02:06:02,484 Harry! Harry! 1749 02:06:02,484 --> 02:06:05,965 You can't do this to me! 1750 02:06:05,965 --> 02:06:07,966 It's my job! 1751 02:06:07,966 --> 02:06:12,008 You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. 1752 02:06:14,969 --> 02:06:17,961 Always thought of you as a son. Always. 1753 02:06:19,529 --> 02:06:23,568 But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace. 1754 02:06:23,568 --> 02:06:26,203 - Harry. - You take care of yourself. 1755 02:06:26,203 --> 02:06:28,200 - Harry, no! - I love you, pal. 1756 02:06:28,200 --> 02:06:31,082 Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute! 1757 02:06:31,082 --> 02:06:33,598 - My son. - No, don't do this, Harry! 1758 02:06:33,598 --> 02:06:36,163 You don't do this! Harry! 1759 02:06:44,209 --> 02:06:46,359 What happened? 1760 02:06:46,359 --> 02:06:48,963 That crazy, stubborn son of a- 1761 02:06:55,049 --> 02:06:58,485 Well, this was a real good idea. 1762 02:06:58,485 --> 02:07:01,919 All right, let's go, Sharp. Let's get our team outta here. 1763 02:07:06,649 --> 02:07:11,359 Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go! 1764 02:07:11,359 --> 02:07:13,957 - I mean it, guys! - Get the O2 masks. 1765 02:07:13,957 --> 02:07:16,649 - Are they free? Are they free? - B.P.U., set. 1766 02:07:16,649 --> 02:07:20,125 I cannot believe this is going down like this. You all right? 1767 02:07:20,125 --> 02:07:23,565 - O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green. 1768 02:07:25,969 --> 02:07:28,608 T minus three minutes and counting. 1769 02:07:28,608 --> 02:07:31,203 Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper. 1770 02:07:32,529 --> 02:07:34,838 It's down there. 1771 02:07:36,049 --> 02:07:40,679 - Electrical systems primed. - B.P.U. is set. Oxidizers are loading. 1772 02:07:40,679 --> 02:07:44,961 Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes. 1773 02:07:44,961 --> 02:07:45,681 Daddy? 1774 02:07:47,249 --> 02:07:50,207 Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey. 1775 02:07:50,207 --> 02:07:53,599 Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home. 1776 02:07:55,129 --> 02:07:56,960 I don't under- understand. 1777 02:07:58,329 --> 02:08:01,446 Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise. 1778 02:08:03,689 --> 02:08:07,603 I, um- I lied to you too... 1779 02:08:07,603 --> 02:08:10,290 when I told you that I didn't want to be like you. 1780 02:08:12,210 --> 02:08:14,121 Because I am like you. 1781 02:08:14,121 --> 02:08:19,688 And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. 1782 02:08:19,688 --> 02:08:22,284 I love you so much, Daddy. 1783 02:08:22,284 --> 02:08:25,049 I'm so proud of you. 1784 02:08:25,049 --> 02:08:27,286 I'm so scared. 1785 02:08:27,286 --> 02:08:29,446 I'm so scared. 1786 02:08:29,446 --> 02:08:34,365 I know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon. 1787 02:08:36,890 --> 02:08:42,089 Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. 1788 02:08:43,450 --> 02:08:45,406 I want you to tell Chick... 1789 02:08:45,406 --> 02:08:49,244 that I couldn't have done it without him, none of it. 1790 02:08:50,770 --> 02:08:52,761 I want you to take care of A.J. 1791 02:08:57,410 --> 02:09:00,049 I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. 1792 02:09:03,250 --> 02:09:05,081 But I'll- 1793 02:09:07,490 --> 02:09:10,721 I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey? 1794 02:09:13,050 --> 02:09:16,167 - I love you, Grace. - I love you too. 1795 02:09:16,167 --> 02:09:18,889 - I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no. 1796 02:09:20,130 --> 02:09:23,520 No, no, Dad, no! 1797 02:09:28,810 --> 02:09:32,280 O.M.S. pod pre-start. O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. 1798 02:09:34,610 --> 02:09:36,646 What the hell's goin' on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet? 1799 02:09:36,646 --> 02:09:39,369 We're going, Harry. Houston. 1800 02:09:39,369 --> 02:09:41,924 - We got O.M.S. pod pre-start. - Pod pre-start confirmed. 1801 02:09:45,650 --> 02:09:48,687 - What's the problem? - I don't know. - What's wrong? - Fix it now! 1802 02:09:49,810 --> 02:09:51,801 No time, no time! 1803 02:09:51,801 --> 02:09:53,767 - What? - What's that? 1804 02:09:57,450 --> 02:09:59,520 - Where you goin'? - Oh, come on. We're stayin', we're goin'. 1805 02:09:59,520 --> 02:10:01,441 We're stayin', we're goin'. Make up your minds. 1806 02:10:01,441 --> 02:10:05,409 Damn it, Sharp! Get out of here now. You got less than three minutes. 1807 02:10:08,570 --> 02:10:12,358 - Come on, Watts. Come on, come on. - Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you. 1808 02:10:12,358 --> 02:10:15,800 - Uh, it's stuck. Yes? - Come on! Back off! You don't know the components! 1809 02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:20,645 Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan! 1810 02:10:20,645 --> 02:10:23,039 We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom. 1811 02:10:25,970 --> 02:10:28,200 - Houston, we've got no fire. - What does that mean? 1812 02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:31,846 - It means we got a busted ship. - A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here? 1813 02:10:31,846 --> 02:10:33,962 I had a great spot picked out there. 1814 02:10:33,962 --> 02:10:37,447 Freedom, you fire that engine. If there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'. 1815 02:10:37,447 --> 02:10:39,840 Let's go! Let's fire that engine, Freedom! 1816 02:10:39,840 --> 02:10:44,761 You got less than a minute. Don't think I won't blow this thing. 1817 02:10:44,761 --> 02:10:47,365 Sharp, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here. 1818 02:10:47,365 --> 02:10:49,442 I know how to fix it. Please, move. 1819 02:10:49,442 --> 02:10:51,687 I- I have to take you away if you don't move. 1820 02:10:51,687 --> 02:10:54,564 Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now! 1821 02:10:54,564 --> 02:10:56,767 Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock! 1822 02:10:56,767 --> 02:11:00,161 I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem... 1823 02:11:00,161 --> 02:11:03,328 in the Russian space station. 1824 02:11:03,328 --> 02:11:06,847 Because I don't want to stay here any more. 1825 02:11:08,531 --> 02:11:12,365 Yeah! Finally! We can go home! 1826 02:11:12,365 --> 02:11:14,721 - She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot! 1827 02:11:14,721 --> 02:11:17,530 Watts, let's go, let's go! 1828 02:11:17,530 --> 02:11:20,688 Rain all you want, you son of a bitch. 1829 02:11:20,688 --> 02:11:23,803 Let's go! We don't have time! Hurry, hurry. We got no time! 1830 02:11:23,803 --> 02:11:27,520 Initiate thrusters on my mark! Two, one- Mark! 1831 02:11:35,411 --> 02:11:38,847 - Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go. - Yes, come on! 1832 02:11:40,251 --> 02:11:42,367 Freedom has max thrust! 1833 02:11:48,811 --> 02:11:51,325 Thank you, Harry. 1834 02:12:00,931 --> 02:12:02,922 Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation. 1835 02:12:07,371 --> 02:12:10,283 Something's not right. Too much time has gone by. 1836 02:12:11,851 --> 02:12:14,081 Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute. 1837 02:12:14,081 --> 02:12:16,639 Harry, come on. Press that button. 1838 02:12:16,639 --> 02:12:20,764 - We're goin' back and do it ourselves. - Just don't. Wait one minute. 1839 02:12:25,011 --> 02:12:27,730 - Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on, Harry. Press the button. 1840 02:12:27,730 --> 02:12:32,481 Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute! 1841 02:12:38,491 --> 02:12:41,130 Press the button, Stamper. 1842 02:12:43,691 --> 02:12:46,125 Come on. 1843 02:12:47,611 --> 02:12:49,761 Harry'll do it. I know it. 1844 02:12:51,411 --> 02:12:53,971 He doesn't know how to fail. 1845 02:12:59,732 --> 02:13:01,404 We win, Gracie! 1846 02:13:03,012 --> 02:13:05,082 Press it! 1847 02:13:35,652 --> 02:13:38,883 We have detonation. Confirming detonation. 1848 02:13:55,692 --> 02:13:58,081 The two halves are gonna miss us by 400 miles... 1849 02:13:58,081 --> 02:14:01,448 and most of the small particles have been vaporized. 1850 02:14:11,332 --> 02:14:14,130 - Houston, we're comin' home. - We copy that, Freedom. 1851 02:14:14,130 --> 02:14:17,801 Yo, Harry. You the man. 1852 02:15:08,852 --> 02:15:12,322 Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good. 1853 02:15:12,322 --> 02:15:17,810 I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin', so it'd be an awful shame to die now. 1854 02:15:17,810 --> 02:15:21,972 That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark... 1855 02:15:21,972 --> 02:15:24,607 which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 1856 02:15:24,607 --> 02:15:27,685 - Boy, that's bad. - Kennedy, we are 100%. 1857 02:15:27,685 --> 02:15:30,241 Flap suspension control on full. 1858 02:15:42,373 --> 02:15:44,682 Welcome home, astronauts. 1859 02:15:52,253 --> 02:15:54,369 Hey, guys, remember: We're- We're heroes now. 1860 02:15:54,369 --> 02:15:56,762 So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid- 1861 02:15:56,762 --> 02:15:59,208 Let's keep that under wraps, all right? 1862 02:17:00,813 --> 02:17:02,690 Miss Stamper? 1863 02:17:04,013 --> 02:17:07,323 Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. 1864 02:17:07,323 --> 02:17:10,132 Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter... 1865 02:17:10,132 --> 02:17:12,164 of the bravest man I've ever met. 1866 02:17:18,493 --> 02:17:20,324 Hello. 1867 02:17:20,324 --> 02:17:22,887 - Oh, my God! - Hi, you're my hero. 1868 02:17:22,887 --> 02:17:26,528 Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you. 1869 02:17:28,373 --> 02:17:30,204 Welcome back, cowboy. 1870 02:17:32,093 --> 02:17:36,132 Uh, Harry wanted you to have this. 1871 02:17:42,413 --> 02:17:44,290 He did, huh? 1872 02:18:00,974 --> 02:18:03,249 I could stay awake 1873 02:18:03,249 --> 02:18:08,368 Just to hear you breathin' 1874 02:18:08,368 --> 02:18:12,089 Watch you smile while you are sleepin' 1875 02:18:12,089 --> 02:18:16,492 While you're far away and dreamin' 1876 02:18:16,492 --> 02:18:20,453 I just wanna stay with you 1877 02:18:20,453 --> 02:18:23,128 In this moment forever 1878 02:18:23,128 --> 02:18:25,973 Forever and ever 1879 02:18:25,973 --> 02:18:29,609 I don't wanna close my eyes 1880 02:18:29,609 --> 02:18:32,168 I don't wanna fall asleep 1881 02:18:32,168 --> 02:18:34,205 'Cause I'd miss you, baby 1882 02:18:34,205 --> 02:18:37,286 And I don't wanna miss a thing 1883 02:18:37,286 --> 02:18:41,162 'Cause even when I dream of you 1884 02:18:41,162 --> 02:18:43,854 The sweetest dream would never do 1885 02:18:43,854 --> 02:18:45,765 I'd still miss you, baby 1886 02:18:45,765 --> 02:18:48,573 And I don't wanna miss a thing 1887 02:18:48,573 --> 02:18:52,607 And I don't wanna miss one smile 1888 02:18:52,607 --> 02:18:56,528 And I don't wanna miss one kiss 1889 02:18:56,528 --> 02:18:59,851 Well, I just wanna be with you right here 1890 02:18:59,851 --> 02:19:03,847 With you just like this 1891 02:19:03,847 --> 02:19:07,933 Well, I just wanna hold you close 1892 02:19:07,933 --> 02:19:12,093 Feel your heart so close to mine 1893 02:19:12,093 --> 02:19:15,570 And just stay here in this moment 1894 02:19:15,570 --> 02:19:20,131 For all the rest of time 1895 02:19:20,131 --> 02:19:22,330 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1896 02:19:22,330 --> 02:19:23,330 Yeah 1897 02:19:25,334 --> 02:19:28,804 Don't wanna close my eyes 1898 02:19:28,804 --> 02:19:31,203 I don't wanna fall asleep 1899 02:19:31,203 --> 02:19:33,290 'Cause I'd miss you, baby 1900 02:19:33,290 --> 02:19:36,332 And I don't wanna miss a thing 1901 02:19:36,332 --> 02:19:40,089 'Cause even when I dream of you 1902 02:19:40,089 --> 02:19:42,603 The sweetest dream would never do 1903 02:19:42,603 --> 02:19:44,690 I'd still miss you, baby 1904 02:19:44,690 --> 02:19:47,851 And I don't wanna miss a thing 1905 02:19:47,851 --> 02:19:50,932 Don't wanna close my eyes 1906 02:19:50,932 --> 02:19:55,127 I don't wanna fall asleep 1907 02:19:55,127 --> 02:19:58,963 Yeah, I don't wanna miss a thing 1908 02:22:56,416 --> 02:23:01,092 All my bags are packed I'm ready to go 1909 02:23:01,092 --> 02:23:04,851 I'm standin' here outside your door 1910 02:23:04,851 --> 02:23:09,811 I hate to wake you up to say goodbye 1911 02:23:11,576 --> 02:23:15,728 But the dawn is breakin' It's early morn 1912 02:23:15,728 --> 02:23:19,371 The taxi's waitin' He's blowin' his horn 1913 02:23:19,371 --> 02:23:22,653 Already I'm so lonesome 1914 02:23:22,653 --> 02:23:24,732 I could die 1915 02:23:26,496 --> 02:23:30,853 So kiss me and smile for me 1916 02:23:30,853 --> 02:23:34,451 Tell me that you'll wait for me 1917 02:23:34,451 --> 02:23:39,855 Hold me like you'll never let me go 1918 02:23:41,056 --> 02:23:45,607 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane 1919 02:23:45,607 --> 02:23:49,934 I don't know when I'll be back again 1920 02:23:49,934 --> 02:23:54,726 Oh, babe, I hate to go 1921 02:23:55,776 --> 02:24:00,327 I'm leaving on a jet plane 1922 02:24:00,327 --> 02:24:01,427 Leaving on a jet plane 1923 02:24:07,736 --> 02:24:11,445 Leaving on a jet plane 1924 02:24:11,445 --> 02:24:14,773 Leaving on a jet plane 1925 02:24:14,774 --> 02:24:24,774 Watch full movies online for free at www.awooh.com