1 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,701 And on that point, members of the jury, ... 2 00:00:26,701 --> 00:00:28,460 ..I rest my case. 3 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,057 HeIIo, Wanda. 4 00:02:32,092 --> 00:02:33,492 Hi, Ken. 5 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:35,292 HeIIo, W-W-Wanda. 6 00:02:35,452 --> 00:02:36,852 Ken, ... 7 00:02:37,852 --> 00:02:38,812 ..this is Otto. 8 00:02:38,812 --> 00:02:41,692 HeIIo, Ken. Wanda's told me a Iot about you. 9 00:02:41,692 --> 00:02:43,411 Hey! Great fish! 10 00:02:43,611 --> 00:02:46,731 A squeeze of Iemon, some tartare sauce... perfect! 11 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:49,370 George back yet? 12 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,371 No, he had to g-g-go... 13 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,530 ..to the b-b-b... 14 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:57,530 What? 15 00:02:57,530 --> 00:03:00,451 That's quite a stutter you've got there, Ken. 16 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:03,770 It's aII right, it doesn't bother me. 17 00:03:03,770 --> 00:03:06,490 So er... George needs a weapons man, eh? 18 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,570 A cup of tea, Ken? 19 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:09,970 Y-y-y... 20 00:03:10,489 --> 00:03:11,929 Yeah, he'd Iike one. 21 00:03:11,929 --> 00:03:14,810 I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. 22 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,730 Cost him his Iife, dammit. 23 00:03:19,609 --> 00:03:21,129 Hi, George. 24 00:03:22,489 --> 00:03:24,129 HeIIo, George. 25 00:03:24,408 --> 00:03:25,849 Get you a Scotch? 26 00:03:25,849 --> 00:03:27,128 Yeah. 27 00:03:27,289 --> 00:03:28,808 George, ... 28 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:31,368 ..this is Otto. 29 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:33,448 So, ... 30 00:03:33,528 --> 00:03:35,448 ..you're Wanda's brother? 31 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,887 Good to be here, George. 32 00:03:36,887 --> 00:03:38,808 England is a fine country. 33 00:03:38,808 --> 00:03:41,088 Did she teII you what we need? 34 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,527 Something Iike that? 35 00:03:53,687 --> 00:03:55,567 Something Iike that. 36 00:03:57,046 --> 00:03:58,647 HeIIo, Wendy. 37 00:04:00,886 --> 00:04:02,567 Had a good day? 38 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:06,127 I spend the morning trying to get a waste disposal man. 39 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:09,486 At Iunch, Marjorie just complained about her husband... 40 00:04:09,526 --> 00:04:12,405 ..then I have to play three rubbers with Philippa. 41 00:04:12,405 --> 00:04:15,725 I come back and Sandersons have sent the wrong flowers. 42 00:04:15,766 --> 00:04:17,125 Oh, no! 43 00:04:18,165 --> 00:04:20,205 Would you Iike some tea? 44 00:04:21,045 --> 00:04:22,285 Yes. 45 00:04:23,444 --> 00:04:24,884 I won the case. 46 00:04:24,884 --> 00:04:28,084 This is the first moment I've had to myseIf aII day. 47 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,524 HeIIo, Portia! How was the show? 48 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,924 Awful, Daddy. I must have a new horse. 49 00:04:35,924 --> 00:04:38,804 - But you Iiked Phantom. - He's not fit for dog meat. 50 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:41,204 Can I change him? It won't cost much. 51 00:04:41,204 --> 00:04:43,604 - Oughtn't we... - I thought you were making tea. 52 00:04:43,604 --> 00:04:46,003 - I am, darling. Sorry. - I'd better get it. 53 00:04:46,003 --> 00:04:48,763 - No, no, let me do it. - No! I'II do it! 54 00:04:51,763 --> 00:04:53,203 I won the case. 55 00:04:53,203 --> 00:04:55,083 Now this is cracked. 56 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:59,003 They're worth about 1 00,000 each. 57 00:04:59,922 --> 00:05:01,843 There are 1 35 of them. 58 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,363 That makes 1 3 miIIions, my friends. 59 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:05,682 DoIIars or pounds? 60 00:05:05,682 --> 00:05:07,122 Pounds, pet. 61 00:05:07,122 --> 00:05:09,242 This is the big one. So... 62 00:05:10,961 --> 00:05:12,161 OK. 63 00:05:12,881 --> 00:05:14,161 Yeah. 64 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:16,561 Otto? 65 00:05:17,202 --> 00:05:18,441 Yes? 66 00:05:18,641 --> 00:05:19,601 OK? 67 00:05:19,601 --> 00:05:20,881 What? 68 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,481 The plan. 69 00:05:22,481 --> 00:05:24,520 Yeah. Great. No problem. 70 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,761 What was the middle thing, about the police? 71 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:31,600 We don't meet up at Heathrow until Tuesday... 72 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,560 Yeah, yeah! 73 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,480 I haven't finished yet. 74 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,000 Because the police wiII watch aII the airports for 72 hours. 75 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:39,280 I know. 76 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,640 I know. 77 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,399 Do you want me to g-g-get... 78 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,720 ..a b-b-big... 79 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:47,960 ..c-c-car? 80 00:05:49,359 --> 00:05:50,759 Getaway? 81 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,239 A Iimo, OK? 82 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:54,159 And put diplomatic plates on it. 83 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:56,838 What if he has to speak in the break-in? 84 00:05:57,039 --> 00:05:59,438 Nobody says anything during a break-in. 85 00:05:59,438 --> 00:06:01,558 It's OK, Otto. Ken's good. 86 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:04,119 So, next week, ... 87 00:06:04,719 --> 00:06:06,638 ..we won't have to Iook for work. 88 00:06:06,638 --> 00:06:09,038 And it won't have to Iook for us. 89 00:06:09,518 --> 00:06:11,078 Oscar Wilde. 90 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:18,437 You really Iike animals, don't you, Ken? 91 00:06:18,637 --> 00:06:20,557 What's the attraction? 92 00:06:20,557 --> 00:06:21,997 Because you can t-t-t... 93 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:24,677 ..trust them, and they don't sh-sh-sh... 94 00:06:25,356 --> 00:06:26,797 Shit on you? 95 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:28,757 Show off aII the time. 96 00:06:29,197 --> 00:06:31,597 You know what Nietzsche said about them? 97 00:06:31,597 --> 00:06:33,996 He said they were God's second blunder. 98 00:06:33,996 --> 00:06:35,436 Bye, sis! 99 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:38,596 WeII, you teII him from me that I-I-I... 100 00:06:40,236 --> 00:06:41,796 Bye, George. 101 00:06:42,156 --> 00:06:44,556 If you talk to Mom, teII her I said hi. 102 00:06:44,556 --> 00:06:46,475 - OK. - (Don't let him touch you.) 103 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:48,875 One more day, and we're together. 104 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,675 I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. 105 00:06:53,675 --> 00:06:55,715 I know he's insensitive. 106 00:06:56,075 --> 00:06:57,995 He's had a hard Iife. 107 00:06:57,995 --> 00:07:00,034 Dad used to beat him up. 108 00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:04,554 Good. 109 00:07:05,195 --> 00:07:06,475 Aaagh! 110 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,869 Anybody moves and you're dead. 111 00:08:58,268 --> 00:09:00,307 Look where you're going! 112 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,107 Chauvinist pig! 113 00:09:02,107 --> 00:09:05,346 ReaIIy, people here just think they own the pavement. 114 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,585 That was fun. 115 00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:35,505 I Iove robbing the English. 116 00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:37,904 - They're so polite. - The d-d-d... 117 00:09:37,904 --> 00:09:39,344 - What is it, Ken? - The dog! 118 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:40,784 We didn't hit the dog. 119 00:09:40,784 --> 00:09:44,424 - $20 miIIion and an insect worries him! - It's not an in-in... 120 00:09:44,624 --> 00:09:47,824 Stutter's not getting any better. How about surgery? 121 00:09:47,984 --> 00:09:48,944 Shut up! 122 00:09:54,704 --> 00:09:55,943 Ken. 123 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:58,823 Bye! 124 00:10:28,781 --> 00:10:30,222 Let's split. 125 00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:33,581 - See you at Heathrow on Tuesday. - Lie Iow. No celebrating. 126 00:10:33,581 --> 00:10:35,261 No celebrating? 127 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:38,221 See you in a couple of hours. 128 00:11:24,658 --> 00:11:26,097 To $20 miIIion. 129 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:27,537 To a job weII done. 130 00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:28,497 To us. 131 00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:31,377 To the best brother and sister team since... 132 00:11:31,377 --> 00:11:32,816 Romeo and Juliet? 133 00:11:32,816 --> 00:11:36,097 Do you believe those Cockney klutzes bought our story? 134 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:37,137 What morons! 135 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:39,536 - I want you to know something. - What? 136 00:11:39,536 --> 00:11:42,896 Even if you were my brother, I'd stiII want to fuck you. 137 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:44,656 Oooh! 138 00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:47,416 Make the caII. 139 00:11:47,696 --> 00:11:49,136 - Momento, carissima. - No! 140 00:11:49,136 --> 00:11:50,576 - Eventuale! - No Italian! 141 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:51,815 Hey! 142 00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:55,056 Per cominciare, due insalate verdi con peperoni. 143 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,776 - E Iinguine primavera... - No. No. 144 00:11:57,776 --> 00:12:00,895 - Una cotoletta di viteIIo. - Make the caII, Otto. 145 00:12:01,135 --> 00:12:02,575 Are you really Italian? 146 00:12:02,575 --> 00:12:04,015 Absolutamente. Si! 147 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,935 My name is Otto. It means eight. 148 00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,854 Say arrivederci a Giorgio. 149 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:08,814 Bye, George. 150 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:10,735 The police, please. 151 00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:12,014 Otto! 152 00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:15,534 Yes, hello. 153 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,414 Sorry to trouble you, but you may Iike to know... 154 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:22,494 ..that today's Hatton Garden robbery was puIIed off by Mr George Thomason. 155 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:26,573 He Iives at flat three, Kipling Mansions, ... 156 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,614 ..Murray Road, London W9. 157 00:12:31,373 --> 00:12:32,692 Wanda! 158 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:57,332 Police! Open up! 159 00:12:58,252 --> 00:13:00,011 Come on, open up! 160 00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:06,611 Open the door, or we'll knock it down! 161 00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,050 George Francis Thomason? 162 00:13:29,449 --> 00:13:31,050 Passport, ... 163 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:32,329 ..tickets, ... 164 00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:33,729 ..money! 165 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:40,968 Asshole! 166 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,368 We're rich, Wanda. 167 00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:53,448 Yep? 168 00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,367 I bet these weeks with me... 169 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,248 ..have been the most exciting weeks of your Iife. 170 00:13:58,248 --> 00:13:59,808 You said it. 171 00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:13,247 OK. 172 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:14,806 OK. 173 00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:17,126 Disappointed! 174 00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:19,966 Sonofabitch! 175 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,206 What do you have to do to make people trust you?! 176 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,605 Shut up. 177 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,046 People are always taking advantage of me! 178 00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,726 Shut up and think. Where's he moved it? 179 00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:33,285 What are you doing? 180 00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:34,885 I'm thinking! 181 00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:37,125 Thinking what I'II do to him. 182 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,525 I'II hang him up with piano wire... 183 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:42,644 - Where are you going? - I'm going to talk to him. 184 00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:44,804 Talk to who? 185 00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:46,245 Talk to who?! 186 00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:48,884 So, while instaIIing these windows, ... 187 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:52,763 ..you knelt on some broken glass from the pane you had dropped. 188 00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:53,924 That's right, sir. 189 00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:56,203 Your parents can confirm this? 190 00:14:56,323 --> 00:14:57,283 Yes, and his aunt, ... 191 00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:59,163 ..Georgina Thomason. 192 00:14:59,204 --> 00:15:00,164 Good, Bartlett. 193 00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,083 - Yes? 194 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,003 Sorry to interrupt you, sir. 195 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,403 Thomason. A young Iady to see you. 196 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:09,723 - Anything else? - No, thanks. Do you have to dash off? 197 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:11,203 No, absolutely not. 198 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,163 George! 199 00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:14,962 Ken's got the fish food. He'II be in Iater. 200 00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:16,482 - Thanks. - De nada. 201 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,922 What do you think, Mr Leach? 202 00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:21,602 We may be OK on the glass, but what else wiII they come up with? 203 00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:34,041 Oh, George! 204 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,921 Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening. 205 00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,320 That's not aIIowed in here, miss. 206 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,280 Are you OK? 207 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,721 It's aII right. 208 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:43,641 I don't think I can handle this. 209 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:46,041 I was too afraid to sleep Iast night... 210 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,360 Leave it out, Ieave it out, OK? 211 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,840 Listen, Iisten, Iisten. 212 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,200 Listen. 213 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,239 You stayed at my place. 214 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,240 We slept Iate. 215 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,479 You made me breakfast. 216 00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:06,039 What? 217 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,599 What's he doing here? 218 00:16:08,599 --> 00:16:10,519 He wanted to see you. 219 00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:13,398 Who did it, George? Kevin Delaney? 220 00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:15,318 Do you want me to rub him out? 221 00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,238 Anything, you name it. 222 00:16:17,238 --> 00:16:19,598 I have friends making enquiries. 223 00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:20,918 Good. 224 00:16:21,558 --> 00:16:23,638 The jewels are very safe. 225 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:27,598 If I get sent down, it aII gets handed back to cut my sentence. 226 00:16:27,797 --> 00:16:30,198 Now, to cut my sentence even more, ... 227 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,958 ..I could teII them who done it with me... 228 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:35,837 ..if I wasn't very happy about everything. 229 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,317 What was the middle thing? 230 00:16:39,317 --> 00:16:40,756 Piss off. 231 00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:47,557 - You want me to spring you... - Now! 232 00:16:52,156 --> 00:16:53,516 George? 233 00:16:55,036 --> 00:16:56,476 You don't think... 234 00:16:56,476 --> 00:16:57,835 Do you? 235 00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,596 No! 236 00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:03,435 No. 237 00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:05,355 No! 238 00:17:05,596 --> 00:17:06,796 OK. 239 00:17:07,515 --> 00:17:09,315 - George. - What? 240 00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:12,954 Are you sure the garage is very safe? 241 00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:16,634 Trust me. 242 00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:18,994 Thank you very much. 243 00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:20,475 Thanks a Iot. Bye. 244 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,194 Have a good day. 245 00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:23,834 So? 246 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,274 He's not sure it was you. 247 00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:26,234 What about you? 248 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,673 No, no, he believes me. 249 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,074 That's why he can't figure out about you. 250 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,514 Figure out what? 251 00:17:31,514 --> 00:17:34,234 Whether you turned him in or not, stupid! 252 00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:36,394 Don't er... 253 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,713 ..ever, ever, ever... 254 00:17:39,673 --> 00:17:41,593 ..caII me stupid. OK? 255 00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,272 What? 256 00:17:48,312 --> 00:17:50,312 That's George's Iawyer. 257 00:17:50,712 --> 00:17:53,232 The other guy must be the barrister. 258 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:55,752 So? 259 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,432 Trust me. 260 00:18:00,632 --> 00:18:02,992 Let me know if anything unexpected turns... 261 00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,432 Excuse me. 262 00:18:04,432 --> 00:18:06,391 Don't I recognise you? 263 00:18:06,831 --> 00:18:08,911 No. No, I don't think so. 264 00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:10,431 Oh. 265 00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:13,310 You are a famous barrister, aren't you? 266 00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:15,351 Erm... 267 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,070 WeII, hardly. 268 00:18:17,391 --> 00:18:19,910 Could I have your autograph, anyway? 269 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,150 Yes, yes, certainly. 270 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,110 Thanks. 271 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:26,870 I'm studying aspects of your Iegal system. 272 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:27,950 I'm American. 273 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:28,910 Oh, really? 274 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,630 I've only just started. It's fascinating. 275 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,150 What er... What brings you here? 276 00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,109 Oh, it's a Iittle embarrassing. 277 00:18:36,109 --> 00:18:37,949 I... have a friend. 278 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,230 Oh! 279 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,429 I see. 280 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:41,869 There you are. 281 00:18:41,869 --> 00:18:42,829 I knew it! 282 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:44,269 You're Archie Leash. 283 00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:45,588 Leach. 284 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,668 Right. 285 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,108 I saw you in court! 286 00:18:48,108 --> 00:18:49,988 Er... two weeks ago. 287 00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:51,949 The casino break-in? 288 00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:53,388 You were great! 289 00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:55,308 Oh, I'm a big fan of yours. 290 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,228 I Iove the way you er... 291 00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:58,948 ..cross-examine. 292 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:01,908 Oh, I really admire your work. 293 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,987 Thank you. 294 00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:07,787 - I'd better not... - I don't suppose... 295 00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,508 No? Fine, right. 296 00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:10,667 WeII, ... 297 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,507 Thank you for this. 298 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,347 I'II treasure it. 299 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,426 Au revoir. 300 00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:22,227 You speak French, too! 301 00:19:41,385 --> 00:19:42,825 What's going on? 302 00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:46,105 Whatever George decides to do, he'II teII Leach first. 303 00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:47,905 Why? 304 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,545 Because he's his Iawyer. 305 00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,505 Yeah, I know that. 306 00:19:50,505 --> 00:19:52,905 So I'm going to get to know Mr Leach. 307 00:19:52,905 --> 00:19:55,904 So George wiII teII him where the diamonds are? 308 00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,704 That's what I'm going to find out. 309 00:20:10,183 --> 00:20:12,103 You done weII, my son. 310 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:14,583 Now, where are we going to hide it? 311 00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,303 Very good! 312 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,222 Don't teII Wanda anything. 313 00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:23,622 Otto might get something out of her. 314 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,582 Now... 315 00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:25,942 George. 316 00:20:26,503 --> 00:20:27,942 You are going to g-get off? 317 00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:30,302 Sure, don't worry about it, Ken. 318 00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:31,302 We'II fix it. 319 00:20:31,302 --> 00:20:32,742 Now, anything on Otto? 320 00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:34,301 No. Not yet. 321 00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,261 You watch him. 322 00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:41,141 Ken! 323 00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:44,461 OK. 324 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,541 Looks Iike the police have been aII over it. 325 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,580 Let me change clothes, then I'II help you Iook. 326 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,340 HeIIo, ... 327 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,261 ..K-K-Ken's p-p-pets. 328 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,460 Hey! 329 00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,540 Wake up! 330 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,940 Wake up, Iimey fish! 331 00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:06,739 So. How are you going to get friendly with this Iawyer? 332 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:09,019 I don't know. I'II improvise. 333 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,619 Fucking insects! 334 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:14,059 I thought Englishmen didn't Iike women, the way they talk. 335 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:15,898 No! 336 00:21:15,898 --> 00:21:19,499 He's straight. He's kinda cute, too, in a pompous sort of way. 337 00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:22,139 Have you got the hots for him? 338 00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:24,538 I'm not into necrophilia, thanks. 339 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,818 What is this? Hump-a-Iimey week? 340 00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:30,778 Otto doesn't approve. 341 00:21:30,778 --> 00:21:32,698 Otto might get jealous. 342 00:21:32,698 --> 00:21:34,978 E molto pericoloso, signorina. 343 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,338 Molto pericoloso... 344 00:21:45,657 --> 00:21:46,617 Carissima. 345 00:21:46,617 --> 00:21:48,617 Oh, speak it, speak it! 346 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,416 Un ossobuco milanese con piseIIi. 347 00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,257 Melanzane parmigiana con spinaci. 348 00:21:57,656 --> 00:21:59,096 Dov'è Ia farmacia? 349 00:21:59,096 --> 00:22:00,736 Yes, yes, yes! 350 00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:01,976 No, no, no. 351 00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:03,895 - Si, si, si. - No, no, no. 352 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:04,855 No, not here. 353 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:06,296 Otto, not here. 354 00:22:06,296 --> 00:22:07,736 Dov'è Ia Fontana di Trevi? 355 00:22:07,736 --> 00:22:08,696 Not here, Otto! 356 00:22:08,696 --> 00:22:10,016 Erm... 357 00:22:10,136 --> 00:22:11,095 MozzareIIa... 358 00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:12,535 Er... Parmigiana... 359 00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:14,655 - Gorgonzola! - Otto, no! 360 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,575 Wanda! 361 00:22:26,495 --> 00:22:28,614 Look what I've got, Wanda. 362 00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:31,774 Treasure! 363 00:22:58,652 --> 00:22:59,892 Ssh! 364 00:23:14,972 --> 00:23:15,931 Aaagh! 365 00:23:15,931 --> 00:23:17,171 Ooh! 366 00:23:17,371 --> 00:23:18,811 Oh, my God, Ken, it's you! 367 00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:21,211 I thought it was the police again. 368 00:23:21,211 --> 00:23:23,130 Isn't it horrible about George? 369 00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:26,491 I've such a headache. Could you go and get me some aspirin? 370 00:23:26,491 --> 00:23:27,931 - Shit. 371 00:23:27,931 --> 00:23:30,810 - What's that? - My brother's using the bathroom. 372 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,611 - Otto? - Mm. We just went and saw George. 373 00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:36,290 It was horrible, Ken, just horrible... 374 00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:43,769 Isn't it terrible about George? 375 00:23:43,769 --> 00:23:46,330 When I find the bastard who squealed! 376 00:23:47,129 --> 00:23:48,849 I Iove that man! 377 00:23:49,048 --> 00:23:51,249 What are you d-d-doing here? 378 00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:53,369 What am I doing here? 379 00:23:53,369 --> 00:23:56,248 Wanda was upset, Ken. She needed to talk to family. 380 00:23:56,248 --> 00:23:57,529 Sh... 381 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,968 She's just had a sh-sh-shower. 382 00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:03,928 I've got to speak to you. 383 00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:07,288 Are you OK, now, sis? 384 00:24:07,288 --> 00:24:10,647 - I'm fine, thanks for coming. - CaII me if you need me. 385 00:24:13,047 --> 00:24:15,967 What's up with you? Can't you think about her feelings? 386 00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:17,887 Something f-f-funny is going on. 387 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:19,327 Oh dear, oh dear. 388 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,727 You don't know why you're excited. 389 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,167 - I saw the b... - Ken, Ken, Ken! 390 00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:26,446 I didn't want to say anything while George was around. 391 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:28,926 Isn't it time you faced facts? 392 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,326 Come on! 393 00:24:31,326 --> 00:24:33,566 You're a very attractive man. 394 00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:34,686 You're smart. 395 00:24:34,686 --> 00:24:36,606 You've got wonderful bones, ... 396 00:24:36,606 --> 00:24:39,366 ..great eyes, and you dress interestingly. 397 00:24:39,486 --> 00:24:40,445 Wh-wh-wh... 398 00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,365 We could have a Iot of fun together. 399 00:24:42,365 --> 00:24:45,166 I think we'd be really good for each other. 400 00:24:45,245 --> 00:24:46,965 What do you say? 401 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:50,006 You must be j-j-j... 402 00:24:50,045 --> 00:24:51,005 May I kiss you, Ken? 403 00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,445 No, you fucking can't! 404 00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:54,364 Just a peck! No tongue! 405 00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:55,324 No, no! 406 00:24:55,324 --> 00:24:57,045 Ken! Ken! 407 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,324 Ken! 408 00:25:02,524 --> 00:25:04,924 OK. You didn't realise I was gay. 409 00:25:04,924 --> 00:25:06,524 OK, no, Iook. 410 00:25:06,844 --> 00:25:07,803 I'm sorry. 411 00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:09,724 I've handled this badly. 412 00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:12,124 Look, the physical side can wait. 413 00:25:12,604 --> 00:25:14,244 You need time. 414 00:25:15,963 --> 00:25:18,003 WiII you think about it? 415 00:25:39,482 --> 00:25:41,002 Oh, my God. 416 00:25:43,321 --> 00:25:44,841 Oh, my God! 417 00:25:45,241 --> 00:25:46,481 Ken! 418 00:25:47,162 --> 00:25:48,601 Somebody just caIIed! 419 00:25:48,601 --> 00:25:50,521 They said that the police... 420 00:25:50,521 --> 00:25:52,921 No, that the Ioot is in a garage in Fulham. 421 00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:54,840 You and I have to go get it now. 422 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,240 We have to move it before the police find it. 423 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,681 No, no, no... 424 00:25:58,681 --> 00:26:00,601 - What? - It's aII right! 425 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,520 - What? - Ge-Ge-Ge... 426 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,960 George... 427 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,400 M-m-m... 428 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,880 ..moved... 429 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,320 George moved the Ioot?! 430 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,960 Yes. 431 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,600 Where did he move it, Ken? 432 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,559 Where did he move it?! 433 00:26:14,999 --> 00:26:16,400 C-c-c... 434 00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:29,319 I don't know where it is. There's a key for something. 435 00:26:29,398 --> 00:26:30,879 It's in... 436 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,719 Don't teII me. 437 00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:36,198 It's better that you don't teII me. 438 00:26:37,078 --> 00:26:39,757 Oh, you know, if it wasn't for George... 439 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,637 Otto.... 440 00:26:48,118 --> 00:26:49,957 ..tried to k-k-k... 441 00:26:50,037 --> 00:26:51,517 ..kiss me. 442 00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:55,237 I thought he might. 443 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:58,917 No. 444 00:26:59,157 --> 00:27:01,077 Nothing, no marks at aII. 445 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,996 But it is a safety deposit box key? 446 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,677 Yes, but there are miIIions of them, ... 447 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,796 ..hotels, banks, offices. 448 00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:08,755 Sorry. 449 00:27:08,755 --> 00:27:10,236 Thank you. 450 00:27:10,676 --> 00:27:12,036 (Fuck!) 451 00:27:27,955 --> 00:27:29,394 That's him. 452 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,314 That's him, Inspector. 453 00:27:31,314 --> 00:27:34,075 He's the one who tried to murder my dogs. 454 00:27:51,593 --> 00:27:53,033 Davidson! 455 00:27:53,513 --> 00:27:56,833 An American Iegal student wants to see me for a moment. 456 00:27:56,872 --> 00:27:59,273 - What time is Sir John due? - 1 2.30, sir. 457 00:27:59,273 --> 00:28:00,593 Right. 458 00:28:09,832 --> 00:28:11,231 Come in! 459 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,152 - Hi. - How very nice to see you. 460 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,951 Am I interrupting? 461 00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:17,511 Absolutely not. 462 00:28:17,511 --> 00:28:18,872 ReaIIy? 463 00:28:18,951 --> 00:28:20,871 ReaIIy. Delighted to see you. 464 00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:22,192 HeIIo. 465 00:28:24,711 --> 00:28:25,911 So. 466 00:28:26,631 --> 00:28:28,071 This is the place. 467 00:28:28,071 --> 00:28:29,990 - This is it. - Very nice. 468 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:33,151 I was at the courts this morning. It's fascinating! 469 00:28:33,351 --> 00:28:35,271 ReaIIy, so much to know, 470 00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:37,190 Everybody wears these. Do you? 471 00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:39,470 - Oh, ridiculous! 472 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:43,429 WeII, erm... 473 00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:45,830 ..I only have a few minutes. Sorry. 474 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:46,790 I'm sorry. 475 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,190 But until then, I'm aII yours, as they say. 476 00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:51,629 I just have a couple of questions. 477 00:28:52,549 --> 00:28:54,469 I'm having a Iittle problem... 478 00:28:54,469 --> 00:28:57,509 ..understanding preliminary criminal procedures. 479 00:28:58,309 --> 00:29:00,589 What exactly is the committal? 480 00:29:01,189 --> 00:29:02,149 Ah. Interesting. 481 00:29:02,149 --> 00:29:05,109 BasicaIIy, it's a preliminary investigation... 482 00:29:05,508 --> 00:29:07,908 ..where the prosecution presents evidence... 483 00:29:07,908 --> 00:29:10,309 ..that the accused has a case to answer. 484 00:29:10,309 --> 00:29:12,228 That's what it says in the book. 485 00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:15,387 Let's take, for example, my friend George Thomason. 486 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,907 Right. 487 00:29:17,027 --> 00:29:19,907 - His committal is on Wednesday... - Thomason? 488 00:29:19,907 --> 00:29:21,148 Yes. 489 00:29:21,348 --> 00:29:23,067 George Thomason? 490 00:29:23,268 --> 00:29:25,187 Yes. Do you know him? 491 00:29:26,627 --> 00:29:28,067 I'm defending him. 492 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:29,986 What are you talking about? 493 00:29:29,986 --> 00:29:32,266 I'm his barrister, his Iawyer. 494 00:29:33,347 --> 00:29:35,066 That's so great! 495 00:29:36,227 --> 00:29:38,626 That's so weird, isn't that weird? 496 00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:41,226 Oh, I'm so happy you're defending him! 497 00:29:41,986 --> 00:29:42,946 Thank you. 498 00:29:42,946 --> 00:29:45,026 He's sure to get off now. 499 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,066 Wow! 500 00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,666 I can watch you work now! 501 00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:51,025 PIease. 502 00:29:53,505 --> 00:29:54,465 Amazing. 503 00:29:54,465 --> 00:29:55,425 WeII, anyway. 504 00:29:55,425 --> 00:29:58,305 At the committal, George would then plead... 505 00:29:58,785 --> 00:30:00,225 Not guilty. 506 00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:01,584 ReaIIy? 507 00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:04,304 The evidence is Iargely circumstantial. 508 00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:06,944 But wasn't there an identification? 509 00:30:06,944 --> 00:30:08,864 True, but a very elderly Iady. 510 00:30:08,864 --> 00:30:11,304 I think they've got the wrong man. 511 00:30:12,704 --> 00:30:14,624 You don't think he did it? 512 00:30:14,624 --> 00:30:15,584 No. 513 00:30:15,584 --> 00:30:17,983 Let's just say, for argument's sake, ... 514 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,903 ..that you did think he did it. 515 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:22,983 Sure, if more evidence against him came to Iight. 516 00:30:23,264 --> 00:30:24,223 Right, right. 517 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:27,183 You would then advise him to plead guilty, ... 518 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:30,743 ..and turn over the jewels to get his sentence cut. 519 00:30:31,422 --> 00:30:34,262 And he would turn them over to who, to you? 520 00:30:36,223 --> 00:30:37,662 TheoreticaIIy, yes, yes. 521 00:30:37,662 --> 00:30:38,622 Oh, of course. 522 00:30:38,622 --> 00:30:40,302 Erm. WeII er... 523 00:30:41,502 --> 00:30:44,141 I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name. 524 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:47,262 Wanda. 525 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,622 Wanda! What a fool, what a fool. 526 00:30:49,662 --> 00:30:51,981 WeII, Wanda, there are three... 527 00:30:56,381 --> 00:30:57,822 Not Wanda Gershwitz? 528 00:30:57,822 --> 00:30:59,061 Yes. 529 00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:01,261 Oh, my God. 530 00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:02,941 What? 531 00:31:03,101 --> 00:31:04,061 You're his alibi. 532 00:31:04,061 --> 00:31:05,941 I can't talk to you! 533 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:07,420 Why not? 534 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,821 My dear Iady, you're a defence witness! 535 00:31:09,821 --> 00:31:12,220 I'm sorry, I must ask you to Ieave. 536 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,660 What did I say? 537 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,540 It's not ethical for me to talk to a witness. 538 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,459 Everybody does it in America. 539 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:20,379 Not in England, it's forbidden. 540 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,780 I insist, or I may have to give up the case. 541 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,580 I'm sorry. PIease. 542 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,539 Oh, Archie. 543 00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:36,378 I didn't come here to talk about boring criminal procedures. 544 00:31:38,618 --> 00:31:40,418 Come on, you know! 545 00:31:41,978 --> 00:31:44,538 You knew the minute I walked in here. 546 00:31:46,298 --> 00:31:47,817 I want you. 547 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:51,898 What? 548 00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:53,817 (intercom buzzes) 549 00:31:53,977 --> 00:31:55,417 - HeIIo? - Sir John is here. 550 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:56,857 Show him in, please. 551 00:31:56,857 --> 00:31:58,657 Make Iove with me. 552 00:31:58,777 --> 00:32:00,217 - Pardon? - Nothing. 553 00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:02,896 - WiII you take me to bed? - No, sorry. 554 00:32:05,496 --> 00:32:07,017 Bye, Uncle. 555 00:32:11,257 --> 00:32:12,456 Hi! 556 00:32:23,256 --> 00:32:24,936 (rousing music) 557 00:32:29,495 --> 00:32:31,414 He's pleading not guilty... 558 00:32:31,414 --> 00:32:33,815 ..so you're safe until the trial. 559 00:32:34,295 --> 00:32:36,575 Leach doesn't think he did it. 560 00:32:38,135 --> 00:32:41,014 Ken says there's a safe deposit box key, ... 561 00:32:41,014 --> 00:32:43,534 ..but only George knows where it is. 562 00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:45,734 Thank you, Wanda(!) 563 00:32:48,694 --> 00:32:50,614 What have you found out? 564 00:32:50,614 --> 00:32:52,053 Not a Iot. 565 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,453 You realise he's in court tomorrow? 566 00:32:54,453 --> 00:32:55,893 I know that! 567 00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,334 So nothing, huh? 568 00:32:57,334 --> 00:32:58,573 Nix. 569 00:32:59,253 --> 00:33:00,493 Zip. 570 00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,053 Diddly. 571 00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:03,533 Bupkiss. 572 00:33:05,492 --> 00:33:06,853 Niente. 573 00:33:11,253 --> 00:33:12,692 Oh, it's too big! 574 00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:15,092 - No, it isn't, Portia. - It's enormous! 575 00:33:15,092 --> 00:33:17,492 - No, it isn't! - Oh, please, Mother! 576 00:33:17,492 --> 00:33:18,931 No! Absolutely not! 577 00:33:18,931 --> 00:33:21,692 I'm so miserable and you just don't care! 578 00:33:21,812 --> 00:33:23,651 Do shut up, Portia! 579 00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:27,091 AII I get, aII day, is people complaining to me. 580 00:33:27,091 --> 00:33:28,491 Oh dear. 581 00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:38,371 Ecco I'uomo. 582 00:33:54,089 --> 00:33:57,330 Ooh, Ie due cupole grandi deIIa cattedrale di Milano. 583 00:34:41,606 --> 00:34:43,366 Benito Mussolini! 584 00:34:56,005 --> 00:34:57,806 Dov'è il Vaticano? 585 00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:13,245 # Volare 586 00:35:14,244 --> 00:35:15,604 # Oh-oh 587 00:35:15,684 --> 00:35:17,204 # E cantare 588 00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:19,564 # Oh-oh... 589 00:35:29,603 --> 00:35:33,003 Archie, I want you to speak to her about plastic surgery. 590 00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:36,563 - Hmm? - I do wish you'd Iisten to me. 591 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,723 I want you to speak to Portia. 592 00:35:38,723 --> 00:35:41,122 I'II speak to her in the morning. 593 00:35:41,122 --> 00:35:42,922 Goodnight, Archie. 594 00:35:43,522 --> 00:35:45,323 Goodnight, Archie! 595 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,202 Goodnight, Wanda. 596 00:35:47,842 --> 00:35:49,522 Goodnight, who? 597 00:35:50,242 --> 00:35:53,562 Sorry, darling. Just a stupid case I've got tomorrow... 598 00:35:54,081 --> 00:35:56,001 ..with some Iousy old hag. 599 00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:58,441 Are you George Francis Thomason... 600 00:35:59,362 --> 00:36:01,761 ..of Kipling Mansions, Murray Avenue, ... 601 00:36:01,761 --> 00:36:03,321 ..London W9? 602 00:36:04,641 --> 00:36:05,601 Yes, sir. 603 00:36:05,601 --> 00:36:08,081 The charge is one of armed robbery. 604 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,881 Are we ready for a committal, Mr Percival? 605 00:36:10,881 --> 00:36:13,161 Yes, under Section 6.2, madam. 606 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,160 That is correct, 6.2. 607 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,480 Here are the statements, aII to be fuIIy bound, please. 608 00:36:20,599 --> 00:36:22,520 Stand up, Mr Thomason. 609 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,920 You are committed to stand trial... 610 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,280 ..at the Central Criminal Court. 611 00:36:27,799 --> 00:36:30,199 There is some urgency about this case. 612 00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:31,639 The main witness, Mrs Coady, ... 613 00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:35,199 ..is elderly and has had serious heart difficulties recently. 614 00:36:35,959 --> 00:36:38,758 Is there any possibility that this case... 615 00:36:39,319 --> 00:36:41,718 ..might be put down for an early trial? 616 00:36:41,718 --> 00:36:44,118 That is for the OId Bailey Iisting officer. 617 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,918 Take him down to the ceII, please, officer. 618 00:37:05,717 --> 00:37:07,636 Hi, hon. How are you doing? 619 00:37:07,636 --> 00:37:10,037 You Iook great. I Iove your hair. 620 00:37:10,037 --> 00:37:10,997 Got time for a coffee? 621 00:37:10,997 --> 00:37:13,397 - No, I've g-g... - Have you thought about it? 622 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,316 Why did he give you this? 623 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,236 Eileen Coady, 69 Basil Street. 624 00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,796 Does he want you to send her flowers? 625 00:37:20,116 --> 00:37:21,075 Do her shopping? 626 00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,516 Show her a good time? 627 00:37:22,516 --> 00:37:24,076 Rub her out? 628 00:37:27,316 --> 00:37:29,516 He wants you to rub her out? 629 00:37:31,155 --> 00:37:32,595 He's going to kiII her! 630 00:37:35,475 --> 00:37:37,635 Fuck off, or I'II kiII you. 631 00:37:38,355 --> 00:37:39,954 Limey fruits! 632 00:37:41,235 --> 00:37:44,114 So the old Iady wiII m-meet with an accident? 633 00:37:44,114 --> 00:37:46,354 - Eh, K-K-Ken? - Sssh. Sssh! 634 00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:49,874 What's so funny? 635 00:37:49,874 --> 00:37:52,954 Nothing. Just that wasting old Iadies isn't nice. 636 00:37:53,234 --> 00:37:55,993 WeII, it's better than b-buggering people. 637 00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:59,633 I bet you pound 1 you don't kiII her. 638 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:01,874 AII right. 639 00:38:01,874 --> 00:38:03,353 AII right. 640 00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:06,193 I Iove watching your ass when you walk. 641 00:38:06,193 --> 00:38:08,313 Is that beautiful or what? 642 00:38:09,072 --> 00:38:10,873 Don't go near him! 643 00:38:10,993 --> 00:38:12,473 He's mine! 644 00:38:13,393 --> 00:38:15,312 pound 1 says you won't kiII her! 645 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:20,112 When could you Iook at it? 646 00:38:20,112 --> 00:38:23,312 Let's think. My wife's going to the opera on Friday. 647 00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:26,352 I'II Iook at it then and caII you on Saturday. 648 00:38:26,352 --> 00:38:29,072 - I really appreciate it. Thanks. - Bye. 649 00:38:29,231 --> 00:38:30,191 Hi. 650 00:38:30,191 --> 00:38:32,591 I know we're not aIIowed to talk. 651 00:38:32,591 --> 00:38:34,032 Give me a caII. 652 00:38:34,032 --> 00:38:35,431 I can't. 653 00:38:36,431 --> 00:38:37,391 PIease? 654 00:38:37,391 --> 00:38:39,551 We're not aIIowed to speak. 655 00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,551 We don't have to. 656 00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:44,830 I don't want you for your conversation. 657 00:38:48,911 --> 00:38:50,551 I'd Iove to... 658 00:39:01,870 --> 00:39:04,509 - What happened? - Got a date, Friday. 659 00:39:20,228 --> 00:39:21,669 Look here! 660 00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:24,507 Do you mind not making that terrible noise? 661 00:39:24,548 --> 00:39:26,468 My dogs wiII be having their nap. 662 00:39:26,468 --> 00:39:27,988 Nice doggy. 663 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,307 Nice... doggy. 664 00:39:47,107 --> 00:39:49,027 Otto, what are you doing? 665 00:39:49,027 --> 00:39:51,426 It's a Buddhist meditation technique. 666 00:39:51,426 --> 00:39:53,346 It focuses your aggression. 667 00:39:53,346 --> 00:39:56,225 The monks did it before they went into battle. 668 00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:58,506 What kind of Buddhism is this? 669 00:40:02,946 --> 00:40:04,346 Asshole! 670 00:40:05,345 --> 00:40:07,745 It's an early Tantric meditation... 671 00:40:07,745 --> 00:40:09,186 What is this? 672 00:40:09,186 --> 00:40:12,624 To get information, I might have to get friendly with him. 673 00:40:13,025 --> 00:40:15,344 WeII, we're ready now, at Iast. 674 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,824 Good. Enjoy the opera, darling. 675 00:40:17,824 --> 00:40:20,704 - Your supper's in the fridge. - MarveIIous. 676 00:40:20,704 --> 00:40:22,104 Be good. 677 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:25,904 When you say friendly, what are we talking about here? 678 00:40:25,984 --> 00:40:27,823 Cordial? Courteous? 679 00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:29,464 Supportive? What? 680 00:40:29,464 --> 00:40:32,264 I don't know. Let's just see what happens. 681 00:40:33,304 --> 00:40:35,944 So, friendly might include actual er... 682 00:40:36,664 --> 00:40:38,103 ..what, penetration? 683 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,023 I don't need your jealousy now. 684 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:41,463 - Jealousy? - Yes. 685 00:40:41,463 --> 00:40:44,543 Hey, I'm merely curious. Me? Jealous of that fop? 686 00:40:52,982 --> 00:40:54,823 What about my tits? 687 00:40:54,902 --> 00:40:56,341 Does he get to handle them? 688 00:40:56,341 --> 00:40:59,222 Yes. That's my forecast. I'II stand by that. 689 00:40:59,222 --> 00:41:00,662 Nuzzling? 690 00:41:00,662 --> 00:41:03,062 I think $20 miIIion is worth a nuzzle. 691 00:41:03,062 --> 00:41:04,021 80% chance there. 692 00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:06,861 - Sucking? - I thought you weren't jealous. 693 00:41:06,901 --> 00:41:10,262 I'm not, I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. 694 00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:11,701 One thing, though. 695 00:41:11,701 --> 00:41:13,981 Touch his dick, and he's dead! 696 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:21,740 I told your father to get the car serviced. 697 00:41:21,781 --> 00:41:23,221 Aren't we going, then? 698 00:41:23,221 --> 00:41:25,221 Oh, do shut up, Portia. 699 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,180 Hurry up 700 00:41:54,058 --> 00:41:55,258 Hi. 701 00:41:56,937 --> 00:41:58,738 Do you despise me? 702 00:42:03,178 --> 00:42:05,898 No, that's not a word that Ieaps to mind. 703 00:42:06,537 --> 00:42:08,297 Can I stay, then? 704 00:42:13,257 --> 00:42:15,137 Of course. Look, ... 705 00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,576 - Wanda... - I know. 706 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:19,016 Your wife's coming back. 707 00:42:19,016 --> 00:42:21,417 No, it's not her. She'II be hours. 708 00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:23,337 It's about what I said to you. 709 00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:25,256 It is aII right for us to speak. 710 00:42:25,256 --> 00:42:26,216 It is? 711 00:42:26,216 --> 00:42:28,895 Provided that we don't discuss the case. 712 00:42:29,576 --> 00:42:30,775 Oh. 713 00:42:31,495 --> 00:42:32,455 Oh, fine. 714 00:42:32,455 --> 00:42:34,856 It's just, if anyone saw us talking... 715 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,695 Oh, but they won't. 716 00:42:43,975 --> 00:42:45,775 Sorry if I seem... 717 00:42:45,895 --> 00:42:47,335 ..pompous. 718 00:42:47,335 --> 00:42:49,534 Oh, you're the best, Archie. 719 00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:54,774 No. 720 00:42:55,014 --> 00:42:56,414 Not yet. 721 00:42:56,454 --> 00:42:58,015 I'm thirsty. 722 00:43:00,774 --> 00:43:02,694 What shaII I get you? 723 00:43:04,134 --> 00:43:05,494 Whisky. 724 00:43:09,894 --> 00:43:12,733 You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl... 725 00:43:13,253 --> 00:43:15,173 ..I have ever seen... 726 00:43:16,133 --> 00:43:18,013 ..in my entire Iife. 727 00:43:20,452 --> 00:43:22,173 Get me my drink. 728 00:43:43,491 --> 00:43:45,011 Oh, Archie. 729 00:43:47,811 --> 00:43:49,331 Mm, Archie. 730 00:43:54,530 --> 00:43:55,730 So. 731 00:43:56,450 --> 00:43:59,170 If George decides to change his plea, ... 732 00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:02,570 ..he'd teII you where the Ioot is first, wouldn't he? 733 00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:03,890 Mm? 734 00:44:04,610 --> 00:44:07,489 Darling, we mustn't talk about the trial, OK? 735 00:44:07,489 --> 00:44:09,969 I know. I just meant theoreticaIIy. 736 00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:12,489 Kiss me there. 737 00:44:13,729 --> 00:44:15,169 Oh. TheoreticaIIy. 738 00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:16,408 Erm. 739 00:44:21,889 --> 00:44:24,728 ..to his Iegal representative... 740 00:44:33,408 --> 00:44:34,848 What's the matter? 741 00:44:34,848 --> 00:44:36,768 Oh, it's wonderful, Archie. 742 00:44:36,768 --> 00:44:38,007 Ooh! 743 00:44:40,127 --> 00:44:41,087 Aah! 744 00:44:41,087 --> 00:44:42,527 What? What, darling? 745 00:44:42,527 --> 00:44:44,927 - You're getting me hot! - Sorry. 746 00:44:44,927 --> 00:44:46,367 I need something to drink. 747 00:44:46,367 --> 00:44:47,807 Something cold? 748 00:44:47,807 --> 00:44:49,247 Maybe in the fridge? 749 00:44:49,247 --> 00:44:50,207 Champagne? 750 00:44:50,207 --> 00:44:51,967 Oh, my favourite. 751 00:44:53,086 --> 00:44:54,727 Don't go away. 752 00:44:57,407 --> 00:44:58,926 Je reviens! 753 00:45:08,925 --> 00:45:10,366 What are you doing here? 754 00:45:10,366 --> 00:45:12,766 - Relax! - Get the fuck out of here! 755 00:45:12,766 --> 00:45:16,005 - Your moaning worried me. - I was faking it, stupid! 756 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,565 Don't ever caII me stupid. 757 00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:19,964 - And I'm not jealous. - Then Ieave! 758 00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:21,165 OK! 759 00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:23,205 It's a nice place. 760 00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,684 Don't touch his dick! 761 00:45:28,124 --> 00:45:29,965 His wife, his wife! 762 00:45:32,923 --> 00:45:35,364 For goodness sake, get off to bed. 763 00:45:39,643 --> 00:45:41,724 God, there isn't any ice. 764 00:45:50,683 --> 00:45:52,162 Champagne! 765 00:45:52,603 --> 00:45:53,922 Aaagh! 766 00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,842 What's the matter? 767 00:45:56,922 --> 00:45:58,762 What are you doing? 768 00:46:00,282 --> 00:46:02,682 Champagne, dear. To welcome you home. 769 00:46:02,682 --> 00:46:05,001 Erm... let me pour you a glass. 770 00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:07,481 Whose is the car? 771 00:46:07,481 --> 00:46:08,881 The car? 772 00:46:08,921 --> 00:46:10,762 BIocking the drive? 773 00:46:10,842 --> 00:46:12,282 There you are, dear. Cheers. 774 00:46:12,282 --> 00:46:14,201 Nice to see you again. 775 00:46:14,201 --> 00:46:15,161 How was the opera? 776 00:46:15,161 --> 00:46:18,041 - Finished early, did it? - Whose car is it? 777 00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,321 Mine. 778 00:46:19,481 --> 00:46:20,920 It's a beauty, isn't it? 779 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,400 Where did I Ieave my drink, Archie? 780 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,841 Who is this? 781 00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:27,640 Don't you know? 782 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,080 How do you do, Mrs Leach? 783 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,600 I'm Harvey Manfren... jensen... jen. 784 00:46:32,919 --> 00:46:34,840 - I'm... with the CIA. - The CIA? 785 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,280 That's correct, ma'am. 786 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,000 I was er... just teIIing your husband... 787 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,680 ..before I had to go to your beautiful bathroom. 788 00:46:42,999 --> 00:46:46,679 We've got a high-ranking KGB defector in a safe house near here. 789 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,719 We're debriefing him as of now... 790 00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:50,679 ..and we're just er... 791 00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:53,279 ..checking aII the houses in the area. 792 00:46:53,558 --> 00:46:55,478 - For what? - For KGB. 793 00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:57,879 - Is there any danger? - No, no, no, no. 794 00:46:57,879 --> 00:46:59,799 No er... No, not now. 795 00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:01,679 We er... 796 00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:04,358 We just want to keep everyone informed. 797 00:47:04,598 --> 00:47:06,518 So. Archie, thanks for the drink. 798 00:47:06,518 --> 00:47:08,437 Sorry to have troubled you... 799 00:47:08,437 --> 00:47:09,878 Keep everyone informed? 800 00:47:09,878 --> 00:47:11,798 So there's no panic, ma'am. 801 00:47:11,798 --> 00:47:13,238 But isn't it a secret? 802 00:47:13,238 --> 00:47:15,157 You've no idea how secret. 803 00:47:15,157 --> 00:47:17,637 WeII, why are you teIIing everyone? 804 00:47:18,037 --> 00:47:19,917 It's a smoke screen? 805 00:47:19,957 --> 00:47:21,278 What?! 806 00:47:21,397 --> 00:47:22,357 Double bluff. 807 00:47:22,357 --> 00:47:25,516 You obviously know nothing about inteIIigence work. 808 00:47:26,197 --> 00:47:28,396 It's an XK Red 27 technique. 809 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:32,076 My father was in the Secret Service, Mr Manfredjen St John. 810 00:47:32,436 --> 00:47:35,916 I know perfectly weII you don't keep the public informed... 811 00:47:36,276 --> 00:47:38,955 ..when you are debriefing KGB defectors. 812 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:40,116 Oh, you don't, huh(?) 813 00:47:40,116 --> 00:47:43,315 Not unless you're congenitaIIy insane or stupid, no. 814 00:47:44,915 --> 00:47:46,836 Don't caII me stupid. 815 00:47:47,316 --> 00:47:49,076 Why on earth not? 816 00:47:49,715 --> 00:47:52,595 Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? 817 00:47:54,514 --> 00:47:56,434 Do you know where you'd be... 818 00:47:56,434 --> 00:47:58,835 ..without us, the old US of A to protect you? 819 00:47:58,835 --> 00:47:59,795 I'II teII you. 820 00:47:59,795 --> 00:48:03,514 The smaIIest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! 821 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:06,394 So don't caII me stupid, Iady. 822 00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:07,473 Just thank me. 823 00:48:07,473 --> 00:48:09,874 Thank you for popping in and protecting us(!) 824 00:48:09,874 --> 00:48:12,754 If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German! 825 00:48:12,754 --> 00:48:14,194 # Deutschland, Deutschland 826 00:48:14,194 --> 00:48:15,753 # Über alles 827 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:19,953 He's covering for me. Get rid of your wife and get my necklace. 828 00:48:19,953 --> 00:48:22,353 Necklace. I'II think of something. 829 00:48:22,353 --> 00:48:24,753 - Who are you talking to? - Myself, darling. 830 00:48:24,753 --> 00:48:28,232 - Who was that shouting? - Th-th-the brother of a f-friend. 831 00:48:28,592 --> 00:48:30,512 Archie, who on earth... 832 00:48:30,512 --> 00:48:31,472 I don't know. He... 833 00:48:31,472 --> 00:48:33,873 - I need a drink. - Let's go to the pub. 834 00:48:33,873 --> 00:48:35,192 What?! 835 00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:36,752 Let's go to the pub. 836 00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:38,192 Would you Iike to, Portia? 837 00:48:38,192 --> 00:48:39,632 We haven't been for 1 5 years! 838 00:48:39,632 --> 00:48:41,551 Portia could see it now. 839 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:42,511 Honestly, Archie! 840 00:48:42,511 --> 00:48:43,471 Aaagh! 841 00:48:43,471 --> 00:48:45,392 What on earth is the matter? 842 00:48:45,392 --> 00:48:47,271 I thought the picture was faIIing off. 843 00:48:47,271 --> 00:48:49,192 WiII you puII yourseIf together?! 844 00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:50,632 What's this? 845 00:48:50,632 --> 00:48:52,951 Thanks, Portia. Coming with us? 846 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:53,991 What was that? 847 00:48:53,991 --> 00:48:55,911 - A kind of necklace. - Aah! 848 00:48:55,911 --> 00:48:56,871 What's going on? 849 00:48:56,871 --> 00:48:58,670 Nothing. Let's go. 850 00:48:58,790 --> 00:48:59,750 Can I see that? 851 00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:01,791 - What? - In your hand. 852 00:49:02,151 --> 00:49:03,591 Your other hand. 853 00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:05,990 Portia, go to your room. 854 00:49:05,990 --> 00:49:07,430 Aren't we going out? 855 00:49:07,430 --> 00:49:08,870 I can explain. I Ieft... 856 00:49:08,870 --> 00:49:09,830 Now! 857 00:49:09,830 --> 00:49:12,229 - They sent a new girl... - Oh, Archie. 858 00:49:12,229 --> 00:49:14,150 No, she's Canadian... 859 00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:16,149 It's Iovely. Thank you. 860 00:49:19,429 --> 00:49:21,630 It's even got a W for Wendy. 861 00:49:21,829 --> 00:49:24,029 Oh, I'm so glad you Iike it. 862 00:49:25,189 --> 00:49:28,349 It's the most beautiful thing you've ever given me. 863 00:49:32,868 --> 00:49:35,228 Oh, Archie. This isn't Iike you. 864 00:49:42,948 --> 00:49:44,948 Are you fucking crazy?! 865 00:49:46,787 --> 00:49:48,227 Hey, I saved your ass. 866 00:49:48,227 --> 00:49:51,108 I had him right where I wanted him, you asshole! 867 00:49:51,108 --> 00:49:53,507 I give you one fucking thing to! 868 00:49:53,507 --> 00:49:56,186 You had to drive me and shut up! 869 00:49:56,387 --> 00:49:57,347 Oh, relax! 870 00:50:05,506 --> 00:50:06,826 HeIIo. 871 00:50:07,906 --> 00:50:09,306 Hold on. 872 00:50:09,346 --> 00:50:10,946 It's for you. 873 00:50:12,225 --> 00:50:13,546 HeIIo. 874 00:50:16,066 --> 00:50:18,025 Not at the moment, no. 875 00:50:20,865 --> 00:50:24,305 Yes, weII, I'm not quite sure when I can get hold of that. 876 00:50:26,145 --> 00:50:28,065 Yes, yes, I do appreciate that. 877 00:50:28,065 --> 00:50:30,144 Yes. As soon as possible. 878 00:50:31,424 --> 00:50:34,144 WeII, that would be very nice, obviously. 879 00:50:34,784 --> 00:50:36,224 So. Erm... 880 00:50:36,224 --> 00:50:37,665 See you soon, I hope. 881 00:50:37,665 --> 00:50:39,184 Bye, Frank. 882 00:50:43,064 --> 00:50:44,983 Calm down. Calm down! 883 00:50:44,983 --> 00:50:47,143 Easy, g-g-girl. Easy, easy! 884 00:50:54,103 --> 00:50:55,543 Come here! 885 00:50:55,543 --> 00:50:57,143 SmeII. SmeII! 886 00:50:57,463 --> 00:50:59,382 SmeII, Maggie, smeII. 887 00:51:01,303 --> 00:51:02,822 KiII, kiII! 888 00:51:04,183 --> 00:51:05,463 KiII! 889 00:51:05,622 --> 00:51:07,143 KiII! 890 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,062 KiII! 891 00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:34,380 We therefore commit its body to the ground. 892 00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,340 Earth to earth. 893 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:38,021 Ashes to ashes. 894 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:39,860 Dust to dust. 895 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,900 # Miserere Dominus 896 00:51:45,459 --> 00:51:47,259 # Miserere Dominus 897 00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:53,179 # Canis mortuus est... 898 00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:58,379 HeIIo, honey. 899 00:51:58,379 --> 00:51:59,819 What happened? 900 00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:01,378 N-n-nothing. 901 00:52:01,738 --> 00:52:03,178 What's that? 902 00:52:03,178 --> 00:52:04,138 Er... 903 00:52:04,138 --> 00:52:05,579 Not Granny? 904 00:52:05,579 --> 00:52:06,539 Not yet. 905 00:52:06,539 --> 00:52:08,578 Oh. Who is it for, then? 906 00:52:08,938 --> 00:52:09,898 A f-f-f... 907 00:52:09,898 --> 00:52:11,698 A fish? Frenchman? 908 00:52:12,298 --> 00:52:14,218 - A phone operator? - Friend. 909 00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:16,137 Oh, a four-Iegged one? (laughs) 910 00:52:16,137 --> 00:52:17,578 Where's my sister? 911 00:52:17,578 --> 00:52:19,018 She's in the b-b-b... 912 00:52:19,018 --> 00:52:20,458 Thank you. 913 00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:21,418 Lavatory. 914 00:52:21,418 --> 00:52:22,737 Wanda! 915 00:52:24,297 --> 00:52:25,737 Anything? 916 00:52:25,737 --> 00:52:27,177 What? No? 917 00:52:27,177 --> 00:52:29,097 (shouts) Why are you here? 918 00:52:29,097 --> 00:52:31,017 I'm here because I'm bored! 919 00:52:31,017 --> 00:52:34,697 Bored, wandering around this awful city, shoving George's pic... 920 00:52:36,296 --> 00:52:40,536 Talking to a Iot of snotty, stuck-up, inteIIectuaIIy inferior British faggots. 921 00:52:42,057 --> 00:52:45,536 They get rigor mortis in the prime of Iife in this country! 922 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:48,655 Standing there with their hair clenched... 923 00:52:50,215 --> 00:52:53,096 ..counting the seconds tiII the weekend, ... 924 00:52:53,096 --> 00:52:55,855 ..so they can dress up Iike baIIerinas... 925 00:52:56,455 --> 00:52:58,375 ..at the flat at four... 926 00:52:58,375 --> 00:52:59,935 2B, Saint... 927 00:53:00,775 --> 00:53:03,135 To be honest, I er... hate them. 928 00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:07,615 I mean, pretending they're so fucking lawyer... 929 00:53:08,934 --> 00:53:11,894 So fucking superior with those phoney accents. 930 00:53:12,774 --> 00:53:15,173 Not you, Ken. You've got a beautiful voice... 931 00:53:15,173 --> 00:53:16,894 ..when it works. 932 00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,134 Sonofabitch! 933 00:53:24,293 --> 00:53:27,093 So er... Want to have some Iunch? 934 00:53:27,173 --> 00:53:28,612 Have you heard from him? 935 00:53:28,612 --> 00:53:30,373 - Who? - Archie. 936 00:53:30,533 --> 00:53:32,933 No, I have to finish my hair! 937 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:33,893 Nothing? 938 00:53:33,893 --> 00:53:35,333 OK, I'm out of here! 939 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,213 No plans to see him? 940 00:53:37,252 --> 00:53:38,212 No. 941 00:53:38,212 --> 00:53:39,813 OK, bye, bro! 942 00:53:40,612 --> 00:53:42,132 Bye, Wanda! 943 00:53:44,452 --> 00:53:45,932 Oh, sorry. 944 00:53:48,292 --> 00:53:50,852 - What?! - It wasn't theirs to seII. 945 00:53:51,171 --> 00:53:53,092 A old Iady gave it to them to engrave. 946 00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:55,771 Someone put it in the display cabinet... 947 00:53:55,972 --> 00:53:58,371 - That's their problem. - No. LegaIIy... 948 00:53:58,371 --> 00:53:59,331 You paid for it! 949 00:53:59,331 --> 00:54:02,690 They accept their mistake and they're offering you this. 950 00:54:03,170 --> 00:54:04,610 It's much more valuable. 951 00:54:04,610 --> 00:54:07,491 I adore this and you want me to give it back... 952 00:54:07,491 --> 00:54:09,890 - I don't want... - They can't have it. 953 00:54:09,890 --> 00:54:10,850 - Wendy. - No. No! 954 00:54:10,850 --> 00:54:12,290 - Wendy! - NO! 955 00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:14,210 TeII them they can't have it! 956 00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:16,410 You're the bloody barrister! 957 00:54:49,448 --> 00:54:51,248 - HeIIo. - HeIIo. 958 00:54:52,807 --> 00:54:54,967 Oh, Archie, it's beautiful. 959 00:54:55,687 --> 00:54:57,567 It's just beautiful. 960 00:55:00,487 --> 00:55:02,247 Oh, my God, Iook! 961 00:55:03,847 --> 00:55:06,006 Oh, Archie, it's beautiful. 962 00:55:06,246 --> 00:55:07,686 Isn't it wonderful? 963 00:55:07,686 --> 00:55:09,127 Whose is it? 964 00:55:09,127 --> 00:55:11,527 It belongs to someone at the chambers. 965 00:55:11,527 --> 00:55:13,366 And where are they? 966 00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:14,886 Hong Kong. 967 00:55:14,886 --> 00:55:16,206 Ah so. 968 00:55:16,326 --> 00:55:18,006 Gone for weeks. 969 00:55:18,725 --> 00:55:20,486 Nice rug, Archie. 970 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:23,406 May I? 971 00:55:25,925 --> 00:55:27,845 Archie, what are you doing? 972 00:55:27,845 --> 00:55:29,686 The polka, I think. 973 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:35,085 You make me feel free! 974 00:55:35,525 --> 00:55:36,804 Free? 975 00:55:36,965 --> 00:55:40,084 Do you have any idea what it's Iike being English? 976 00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:43,084 Being so correct aII the time? 977 00:55:43,204 --> 00:55:46,684 Being so... stifled by this dread of doing the wrong thing? 978 00:55:48,964 --> 00:55:51,364 Asking someone, 'Are you married?'... 979 00:55:51,364 --> 00:55:53,283 ..and hearing, 'My wife Ieft me.' 980 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,883 Or saying, 'Do you have children?'... 981 00:55:56,163 --> 00:55:59,044 ..and hearing, 'They burned to death yesterday.' 982 00:55:59,044 --> 00:56:01,923 Wanda, we're aII terrified of embarrassment. 983 00:56:03,843 --> 00:56:06,043 That's why we're so... dead. 984 00:56:07,202 --> 00:56:09,403 Most of my friends are dead. 985 00:56:09,603 --> 00:56:12,322 We have these piles of corpses to dinner. 986 00:56:13,562 --> 00:56:15,482 But you're alive, God bless you. 987 00:56:15,482 --> 00:56:18,442 And I want to be. I'm so fed up with aII this. 988 00:56:19,801 --> 00:56:22,322 I want to make Iove with you, Wanda. 989 00:56:23,162 --> 00:56:24,122 I'm a good Iover. 990 00:56:24,122 --> 00:56:27,241 At Ieast, I used to be in the early 1 4th century. 991 00:56:29,401 --> 00:56:31,161 Can we go to bed? 992 00:56:36,121 --> 00:56:37,401 Yeah. 993 00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:40,401 Hang on! 994 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,600 Mind your head. 995 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,280 Agh! Aagh! 996 00:56:45,721 --> 00:56:47,320 Aaagh! Aaagh! 997 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,480 I think I Iove you, Wanda. 998 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,000 Oh, Archie. 999 00:56:53,399 --> 00:56:55,319 Can I ask you a question? 1000 00:56:55,319 --> 00:56:56,279 Anything. 1001 00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:58,080 Where's my Iocket? 1002 00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,640 I couldn't get it. 1003 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,920 What? 1004 00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:02,999 Wendy wouldn't give it back. Look... 1005 00:57:02,999 --> 00:57:04,919 I got you this instead. 1006 00:57:04,919 --> 00:57:06,598 Do you Iike it? 1007 00:57:06,838 --> 00:57:09,198 No. Archie, I have to have mine. 1008 00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,718 What's the matter? Why? 1009 00:57:13,079 --> 00:57:15,199 My mother gave it to me... 1010 00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,919 ..on her death... bed. 1011 00:57:20,757 --> 00:57:22,397 Oh, I'm sorry. 1012 00:57:22,678 --> 00:57:24,118 AII right, darling. 1013 00:57:24,118 --> 00:57:25,558 I'II get it for you. 1014 00:57:25,558 --> 00:57:26,518 You promise? 1015 00:57:26,518 --> 00:57:27,957 I'II think of something. 1016 00:57:27,957 --> 00:57:30,357 Sex is very, very difficult for me... 1017 00:57:30,357 --> 00:57:33,317 ..with somebody that I don't trust completely. 1018 00:57:34,197 --> 00:57:36,316 I promise I'II get it. OK? 1019 00:57:37,077 --> 00:57:39,117 Ooh! I Iove you, Archie. 1020 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:44,476 I've Ioved you ever since the first second I saw you! 1021 00:57:47,157 --> 00:57:48,795 What was that? 1022 00:57:49,076 --> 00:57:50,356 What? 1023 00:57:50,516 --> 00:57:53,395 Your brother didn't bring you here this time? 1024 00:57:53,395 --> 00:57:54,595 No. 1025 00:57:55,315 --> 00:57:56,755 He's no idea? 1026 00:57:56,755 --> 00:57:58,755 He doesn't have a clue. 1027 00:57:59,156 --> 00:58:00,435 What? 1028 00:58:01,115 --> 00:58:02,075 He is so dumb... 1029 00:58:02,075 --> 00:58:03,035 ReaIIy? 1030 00:58:03,035 --> 00:58:06,475 He thought the Gettysburg Address was where LincoIn Iived. 1031 00:58:10,235 --> 00:58:13,035 Those terrible Iies he told about the CIA! 1032 00:58:14,554 --> 00:58:15,514 So painful! 1033 00:58:15,514 --> 00:58:18,395 When he heard your daughter's name was Portia, ... 1034 00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:21,394 ..he said, 'Why did they name her after a car?' 1035 00:58:26,073 --> 00:58:28,154 I Iove the way you Iaugh! 1036 00:58:28,473 --> 00:58:30,553 I Iove you, you're funny. 1037 00:58:31,834 --> 00:58:34,314 How come a girl as bright as you... 1038 00:58:35,673 --> 00:58:37,593 ..can have a brother who's so... 1039 00:58:37,593 --> 00:58:39,512 Don't caII me stupid. 1040 00:58:40,472 --> 00:58:42,073 Jesus Christ! 1041 00:58:49,112 --> 00:58:50,632 Ouch! Otto! 1042 00:58:51,511 --> 00:58:52,912 Come on! 1043 00:58:53,432 --> 00:58:55,512 I'II deal with you Iater! 1044 00:58:56,312 --> 00:58:58,232 What have you done with her? 1045 00:58:58,232 --> 00:59:01,111 - She's aII right! Otto! 1046 00:59:01,111 --> 00:59:02,791 Now, apologise. 1047 00:59:03,031 --> 00:59:04,311 What? 1048 00:59:06,871 --> 00:59:07,831 Shit! 1049 00:59:07,831 --> 00:59:09,910 Are you totaIIy deranged? 1050 00:59:15,030 --> 00:59:16,751 You pompous, ... 1051 00:59:17,431 --> 00:59:19,590 ..stuck-up, snot-nosed, ... 1052 00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:21,990 ..English, giant twerp, ... 1053 00:59:22,230 --> 00:59:24,910 ..scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead asshole! 1054 00:59:26,069 --> 00:59:27,989 How very interesting. 1055 00:59:27,989 --> 00:59:30,390 You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? 1056 00:59:30,390 --> 00:59:32,709 You're the vulgarian, you fuck! 1057 00:59:32,789 --> 00:59:34,469 Now, apologise! 1058 00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:36,509 What? Me to you(?) 1059 00:59:41,429 --> 00:59:42,909 Apologise. 1060 00:59:44,309 --> 00:59:45,749 AII right, I apologise. 1061 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,188 You're really sorry? 1062 00:59:47,188 --> 00:59:48,628 I'm really, really sorry. 1063 00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:50,709 I apologise unreservedly. 1064 00:59:51,028 --> 00:59:52,467 You take it back? 1065 00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:55,348 I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. 1066 00:59:55,348 --> 00:59:58,588 The imputation was totally without basis in fact, ... 1067 00:59:59,188 --> 01:00:01,107 ..and was in no way fair comment. 1068 01:00:01,107 --> 01:00:03,507 It was motivated purely by malice. 1069 01:00:03,507 --> 01:00:05,428 I deeply regret any distress... 1070 01:00:05,428 --> 01:00:08,307 ..my comments may have caused you or your family. 1071 01:00:08,307 --> 01:00:10,227 I hereby undertake not repeat... 1072 01:00:10,227 --> 01:00:13,147 ..any such slander at any time in the future. 1073 01:00:15,986 --> 01:00:17,187 OK. 1074 01:01:17,783 --> 01:01:19,583 # Miserere Dominus 1075 01:01:22,102 --> 01:01:23,902 # Miserere Dominus 1076 01:01:27,861 --> 01:01:29,822 # Canis mortuus est... 1077 01:01:31,702 --> 01:01:33,342 You said you Ioved him! 1078 01:01:33,342 --> 01:01:36,341 Right, Otto! Here's a multiple choice question. 1079 01:01:36,701 --> 01:01:38,541 A. Wanda was Iying. 1080 01:01:38,621 --> 01:01:40,541 Wanda was teIIing the truth. 1081 01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:42,901 Which one are you going to pick? 1082 01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:44,380 What was the first one? 1083 01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:46,301 You said you were not seeing him! 1084 01:01:46,301 --> 01:01:48,701 I knew you'd come and fuck it up! 1085 01:01:48,701 --> 01:01:51,100 I was dealing with something delicate. 1086 01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:53,500 I'm setting up a guy who's important to us. 1087 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,379 He knows where the Ioot is and if you'II be arrested. 1088 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,780 You Iope in Iike Rambo without a jockstrap... 1089 01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:00,700 ..and dangle him from a window! 1090 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:02,620 Now, was that smart?! 1091 01:02:02,620 --> 01:02:04,260 Was it shrewd? 1092 01:02:04,539 --> 01:02:07,179 Was it good tactics, or was it stupid?! 1093 01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:10,779 Don't caII me stupid. 1094 01:02:10,779 --> 01:02:11,739 Oh, right! 1095 01:02:11,739 --> 01:02:14,619 To caII you stupid is an insult to stupid people! 1096 01:02:14,619 --> 01:02:17,018 I've known sheep that could outwit you. 1097 01:02:17,018 --> 01:02:19,418 I've worn dresses with higher IQs. 1098 01:02:19,418 --> 01:02:22,498 You think you're an inteIIectual, don't you, ape? 1099 01:02:23,259 --> 01:02:25,178 Apes don't read philosophy. 1100 01:02:25,178 --> 01:02:28,058 Yes, they do. They just don't understand it. 1101 01:02:29,018 --> 01:02:31,897 Let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? 1102 01:02:31,897 --> 01:02:34,017 Aristotle was not Belgian. 1103 01:02:34,298 --> 01:02:36,697 The central message of Buddhism... 1104 01:02:36,697 --> 01:02:39,577 - ..is not every man for himself. - You read... 1105 01:02:39,577 --> 01:02:42,737 The London Underground is not a political movement. 1106 01:02:42,936 --> 01:02:45,337 Those are mistakes. I Iooked 'em up. 1107 01:02:45,337 --> 01:02:47,656 Now. You have just assaulted... 1108 01:02:47,737 --> 01:02:51,297 ..the one man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich. 1109 01:02:51,576 --> 01:02:53,976 So what are you going to do about it, huh? 1110 01:02:53,976 --> 01:02:56,255 What would an inteIIectual do? 1111 01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,735 What would PIato do? 1112 01:03:03,575 --> 01:03:05,056 Pardon me? 1113 01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:06,455 Apolo... 1114 01:03:06,455 --> 01:03:07,735 What? 1115 01:03:09,336 --> 01:03:10,655 Right! 1116 01:03:11,255 --> 01:03:12,735 I'm sorry. 1117 01:03:14,135 --> 01:03:15,335 No. 1118 01:03:15,575 --> 01:03:16,535 Not to me. 1119 01:03:16,535 --> 01:03:17,974 To Archie. 1120 01:03:17,974 --> 01:03:20,334 And make it good, or we're dead. 1121 01:03:26,614 --> 01:03:29,254 Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... 1122 01:03:30,453 --> 01:03:31,893 Fuck you! 1123 01:03:33,334 --> 01:03:34,733 I'm s... 1124 01:03:35,254 --> 01:03:37,093 I'm very, very s... 1125 01:03:37,653 --> 01:03:39,093 I'm so... 1126 01:03:39,093 --> 01:03:40,533 ..very s... 1127 01:03:40,533 --> 01:03:42,213 Very, very s... 1128 01:03:56,853 --> 01:03:58,452 Very, very... 1129 01:03:58,772 --> 01:04:00,252 ..ssfff... 1130 01:05:08,968 --> 01:05:09,928 Ugh! 1131 01:05:09,928 --> 01:05:12,007 HeIIo, Mr Burglar! 1132 01:05:12,327 --> 01:05:13,767 Going somewhere? 1133 01:05:13,767 --> 01:05:15,687 Think you can rob Mr Leach? 1134 01:05:15,687 --> 01:05:17,607 I'II teach you a Iesson. 1135 01:05:17,607 --> 01:05:19,967 He's a very good friend of mine. 1136 01:05:20,006 --> 01:05:21,447 Otto! Otto! 1137 01:05:21,447 --> 01:05:25,046 He'II be very pleased with me when he finds you aII tied up... 1138 01:05:25,286 --> 01:05:27,446 ..and ready for the police! 1139 01:05:28,646 --> 01:05:30,566 And don't caII me Otto. 1140 01:05:30,566 --> 01:05:32,365 To you, I am Mr... 1141 01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:40,965 Aagh! 1142 01:05:42,085 --> 01:05:43,485 Oh, God. 1143 01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:48,325 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1144 01:05:48,325 --> 01:05:49,804 I'm sorry. 1145 01:05:50,245 --> 01:05:51,604 PIease. 1146 01:05:52,164 --> 01:05:53,604 I'm sorry. 1147 01:05:53,604 --> 01:05:55,524 I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. 1148 01:05:55,524 --> 01:05:57,724 How could I know it was you? 1149 01:05:57,925 --> 01:06:00,444 I mean, how could you expect me to guess? 1150 01:06:00,444 --> 01:06:01,404 Stupid jerk! 1151 01:06:01,404 --> 01:06:04,563 What the fuck are you doing robbing your own house? 1152 01:06:05,723 --> 01:06:07,163 You asshole! 1153 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:09,724 You stupid, stiff, pompous English... 1154 01:06:10,044 --> 01:06:11,283 Agh! 1155 01:06:11,484 --> 01:06:12,923 I'm sorry. 1156 01:06:12,923 --> 01:06:14,363 I'm sorry. 1157 01:06:14,363 --> 01:06:15,883 Er... Er... 1158 01:06:16,763 --> 01:06:18,043 Yeah. 1159 01:06:58,041 --> 01:06:59,960 God AImighty! 1160 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,480 BIoody heII! 1161 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,439 Darling! 1162 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,399 Are you hurt? 1163 01:07:13,399 --> 01:07:15,519 Speak to me! Are you hurt? 1164 01:07:17,239 --> 01:07:18,679 Can't you speak? 1165 01:07:18,679 --> 01:07:21,119 Archie! Archie, what has happened? 1166 01:07:24,439 --> 01:07:26,358 Archie, we've been burgled. 1167 01:07:26,358 --> 01:07:27,318 Oh, no! 1168 01:07:27,318 --> 01:07:28,758 WeII, are you hurt? 1169 01:07:28,758 --> 01:07:30,198 No, I'm... I'm fine. 1170 01:07:30,198 --> 01:07:32,118 Bit of a headache. I er... 1171 01:07:32,118 --> 01:07:34,518 I came in here, somebody hit me, tied me up... 1172 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:36,438 My God, is that the time? 1173 01:07:36,438 --> 01:07:37,398 What? 1174 01:07:37,398 --> 01:07:39,797 I didn't realise it was quite so Iate. 1175 01:07:39,797 --> 01:07:40,757 What?! 1176 01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:42,197 I'm Iate for a conference. 1177 01:07:42,197 --> 01:07:44,117 You've just been attacked! 1178 01:07:44,117 --> 01:07:46,038 It's nothing, I must fly. Sorry. 1179 01:07:46,038 --> 01:07:48,437 - Archie! - I'II help you tidy up Iater! 1180 01:07:48,437 --> 01:07:49,877 HeIIo, Portia. 1181 01:07:49,877 --> 01:07:51,596 What's happened? 1182 01:07:51,797 --> 01:07:54,796 Your father has finaIIy gone completely mental. 1183 01:08:17,355 --> 01:08:18,555 Hi. 1184 01:08:29,834 --> 01:08:31,195 Archie! 1185 01:08:34,154 --> 01:08:35,594 Thank you so much. 1186 01:08:35,594 --> 01:08:37,034 Champagne? 1187 01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:38,234 OK. 1188 01:09:00,073 --> 01:09:01,872 - To us. - To us. 1189 01:09:04,392 --> 01:09:06,791 I went back to the house, and guess who... 1190 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:09,952 Let's make Iove! 1191 01:09:10,632 --> 01:09:12,552 WeII, if you absolutely insist... 1192 01:09:12,552 --> 01:09:13,752 No. 1193 01:09:13,991 --> 01:09:14,951 What? 1194 01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:16,711 Here. On the rug. 1195 01:09:17,831 --> 01:09:19,271 I'II be right back. 1196 01:09:19,271 --> 01:09:20,911 Get undressed. 1197 01:09:21,671 --> 01:09:23,070 Why not? 1198 01:09:24,071 --> 01:09:25,790 Why not indeed!? 1199 01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:30,070 Afterwards, ... 1200 01:09:30,111 --> 01:09:31,390 Yeah? 1201 01:09:31,551 --> 01:09:33,470 ..let's go to South America. 1202 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:34,750 What? 1203 01:09:34,910 --> 01:09:36,830 Let's fly to South America. 1204 01:09:36,830 --> 01:09:38,269 Why South America? 1205 01:09:38,269 --> 01:09:39,990 OK, ... Iceland? 1206 01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:46,069 What do you really want out of Iife? 1207 01:09:46,429 --> 01:09:47,869 I don't know. 1208 01:09:47,869 --> 01:09:49,789 Why do I Iike you so much? 1209 01:09:49,789 --> 01:09:51,149 Archie. 1210 01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:52,188 Hm? 1211 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,629 Do you speak Italian? 1212 01:09:53,629 --> 01:09:55,069 I am Italian! 1213 01:09:55,069 --> 01:09:56,989 Sono italiano in spirito. 1214 01:09:56,989 --> 01:10:00,588 Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce Iavorare in giardino... 1215 01:10:01,308 --> 01:10:03,588 ..a fare I'amore appassionato. 1216 01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:05,149 Uno sbaglio grande! 1217 01:10:05,149 --> 01:10:07,468 But it's such an ugly Ianguage. 1218 01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:10,428 How about... Russian? 1219 01:10:10,428 --> 01:10:13,427 Yest' sila blagodatnaya sozvuchiy slov zhivykh. 1220 01:10:15,707 --> 01:10:19,107 Kamina tozhe ni trudnuyu tyesnitsya Iyubosyat'sya grust'. 1221 01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:25,227 Odnu molitvu chudnuyu tverzhdaya naizust'. 1222 01:10:27,226 --> 01:10:30,227 V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya somneniya daleko. 1223 01:10:32,986 --> 01:10:35,626 I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak Iegko... 1224 01:10:36,346 --> 01:10:37,706 Archie! 1225 01:10:37,786 --> 01:10:39,066 Yeah? 1226 01:10:39,225 --> 01:10:40,666 Are you rich? 1227 01:10:40,666 --> 01:10:42,106 No, no, I'm afraid not. 1228 01:10:42,106 --> 01:10:43,546 What about the house? 1229 01:10:43,546 --> 01:10:46,185 Oh, that's Wendy's. She's the rich one. 1230 01:10:46,905 --> 01:10:48,105 Oh. 1231 01:10:52,184 --> 01:10:55,185 Yest' sila blagodatnaya sozvuchiy slov zhivykh. 1232 01:10:56,025 --> 01:10:59,264 I tushit nyeponyatnaya, svetlaya, prelyestnaya rech'. 1233 01:11:01,505 --> 01:11:04,504 V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya somneniya daleko. 1234 01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:09,344 I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak Iegko! 1235 01:11:28,382 --> 01:11:32,182 - What the heII are you doing? - I might ask you the same question! 1236 01:11:33,663 --> 01:11:34,623 Who are you? 1237 01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:35,582 What?! 1238 01:11:35,582 --> 01:11:37,022 Get your clothes on. 1239 01:11:37,022 --> 01:11:39,902 - WiII you Ieave immediately, please? - What?! 1240 01:11:39,902 --> 01:11:41,342 You're in the wrong flat. 1241 01:11:41,342 --> 01:11:43,902 This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour. 1242 01:11:44,262 --> 01:11:45,222 He's in Hong Kong. 1243 01:11:45,222 --> 01:11:47,141 He Ient me the key. Now get out! 1244 01:11:47,141 --> 01:11:49,942 We Ieased it from the agents Iast weekend. 1245 01:11:55,301 --> 01:11:58,541 Yes, weII obviously that changes things a bit. Erm... 1246 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:02,140 Aren't you Archie Leach? 1247 01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:04,740 What? 1248 01:12:04,901 --> 01:12:07,700 You bought our house in Lissendon Gardens. 1249 01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:09,740 Hazel and Ian Johnson. 1250 01:12:13,059 --> 01:12:14,900 What a coincidence! 1251 01:12:15,459 --> 01:12:16,739 Ha... 1252 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,779 How nice to see you. 1253 01:12:46,697 --> 01:12:48,017 HeIIo. 1254 01:12:48,137 --> 01:12:50,217 Hello, Wanda. It's Archie 1255 01:12:51,498 --> 01:12:54,377 I can't see you any more. I've got to end it. 1256 01:12:54,377 --> 01:12:55,337 I'm sorry. 1257 01:12:55,337 --> 01:12:56,617 What? 1258 01:12:58,216 --> 01:12:59,697 I'm sorry. 1259 01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:02,936 Archie? 1260 01:13:31,335 --> 01:13:32,615 Er... 1261 01:13:33,734 --> 01:13:34,934 OK. 1262 01:13:35,174 --> 01:13:36,615 Oh, no, no. PIease. 1263 01:13:36,615 --> 01:13:38,535 Look, I want to apologise. 1264 01:13:38,535 --> 01:13:39,974 I just finished it. 1265 01:13:39,974 --> 01:13:40,934 OK, OK, wait. 1266 01:13:40,934 --> 01:13:43,334 Where are you going? I want speak with you. 1267 01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:45,373 WiII you Ieave me alone? 1268 01:13:45,733 --> 01:13:47,173 I've ended it, aII right? 1269 01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:49,094 Wait! I want to say I'm sorry. 1270 01:13:49,094 --> 01:13:51,014 It's aII over, OK? It's over. 1271 01:13:51,014 --> 01:13:52,933 - AII right! - Jesus Christ! 1272 01:13:52,933 --> 01:13:55,293 - Calm down! - Someone help me! 1273 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,733 - PIease believe me! - It's aII right! 1274 01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,613 Don't beat me up again. I've had a terrible day. 1275 01:14:00,613 --> 01:14:01,573 WiII you shut up?! 1276 01:14:01,573 --> 01:14:03,772 Jesus Christ, don't kiII me! 1277 01:14:03,973 --> 01:14:05,613 Shut up, then. 1278 01:14:05,892 --> 01:14:07,092 OK. 1279 01:14:07,332 --> 01:14:08,292 Look. 1280 01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:10,212 I just want to apologise... 1281 01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:11,652 ..sincerely... 1282 01:14:12,613 --> 01:14:14,532 When I hung you from the window. 1283 01:14:14,532 --> 01:14:16,171 I'm really.... 1284 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,892 It was not a nice thing to do. 1285 01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:20,291 Then when I attacked you in there. 1286 01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:21,731 I'm really, s... 1287 01:14:21,731 --> 01:14:24,571 How did I know you were robbing your house? 1288 01:14:24,612 --> 01:14:26,052 I was trying to help! 1289 01:14:26,052 --> 01:14:27,851 Yes. Thanks. Otto. 1290 01:14:27,971 --> 01:14:29,891 I wanted you to trust me. 1291 01:14:29,891 --> 01:14:31,931 PIease, it was my fault. 1292 01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:34,210 - That's true. - Yeah. 1293 01:14:34,210 --> 01:14:35,650 Now, about my sister. 1294 01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:36,611 Otto, ... 1295 01:14:36,611 --> 01:14:38,531 She's a very sexy girl. 1296 01:14:38,531 --> 01:14:40,930 I understand you wanting to play around with her. 1297 01:14:40,930 --> 01:14:43,290 It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry! 1298 01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:44,770 I was jealous. 1299 01:14:44,770 --> 01:14:47,049 Just go ahead, pork away, pal. 1300 01:14:48,129 --> 01:14:49,570 Fuck her blue. 1301 01:14:49,570 --> 01:14:51,409 I Iike you, Archie. 1302 01:14:51,490 --> 01:14:53,370 I just want to help. 1303 01:15:56,566 --> 01:15:57,965 Oh, God! 1304 01:16:33,523 --> 01:16:35,723 (man) Send for an ambulance! 1305 01:16:55,121 --> 01:16:56,562 Shocking! 1306 01:16:59,921 --> 01:17:01,361 I did it! 1307 01:17:01,841 --> 01:17:03,281 I did it! I did it! 1308 01:17:03,281 --> 01:17:05,161 Unbe-fuck-alievable! 1309 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:07,600 Thomason! 1310 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:08,880 Yeah? 1311 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,360 You done weII, my son. 1312 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:17,200 Now, here's the plan. 1313 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,680 You get four tickets for this evening for Rio, first class. 1314 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,960 - Then... - F-f-f... 1315 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,400 Yeah, four. 1316 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:25,839 We get rid of Otto Iater. 1317 01:17:25,839 --> 01:17:28,599 Then, back to the flat, pack, coIIect me. 1318 01:17:28,719 --> 01:17:32,078 Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel to pick up the jewels. 1319 01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:36,839 Unbe-fuck-alievable! 1320 01:17:39,758 --> 01:17:41,119 Oi! Oi! 1321 01:17:44,559 --> 01:17:46,958 It's so exciting, I can't believe it! 1322 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,398 He's s-s-safe. 1323 01:17:49,358 --> 01:17:51,677 I'm going to be Iate for court! 1324 01:17:53,197 --> 01:17:54,597 H-HeIIo. 1325 01:17:54,637 --> 01:17:56,197 HeIIo, Otto. 1326 01:17:57,998 --> 01:18:00,197 No, she just er... I-I-Ieft. 1327 01:18:01,357 --> 01:18:03,037 Oh, and Otto... 1328 01:18:03,757 --> 01:18:05,676 You owe me a p-p-p... 1329 01:18:07,397 --> 01:18:08,677 What? 1330 01:18:10,276 --> 01:18:12,277 You owe me a p-p-pound. 1331 01:18:14,116 --> 01:18:15,636 Not Granny? 1332 01:18:16,036 --> 01:18:18,036 M-met with an accident. 1333 01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:22,836 BuIIshit! You're Iying. 1334 01:18:24,195 --> 01:18:25,476 Dead? 1335 01:18:31,395 --> 01:18:32,835 I don't believe this. 1336 01:18:32,835 --> 01:18:35,235 So, George wiII be out this afternoon. 1337 01:18:35,235 --> 01:18:37,154 We aII go out to Heathrow, ... 1338 01:18:37,154 --> 01:18:39,074 ..coIIect the Ioot and... 1339 01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:42,274 AII thanks to me. 1340 01:18:47,234 --> 01:18:49,954 So the Ioot's at the airport, is it, Ken? 1341 01:18:59,713 --> 01:19:01,633 What's h-h-happening? 1342 01:19:03,073 --> 01:19:04,514 WeII, Ken. 1343 01:19:04,514 --> 01:19:06,913 I'm going to ask you some questions... 1344 01:19:06,913 --> 01:19:08,833 ..while I eat my chips. 1345 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:10,153 First. 1346 01:19:10,273 --> 01:19:11,712 Who was the philosopher... 1347 01:19:11,712 --> 01:19:14,592 ..who developed the concept of the superman... 1348 01:19:14,592 --> 01:19:16,873 ..in Also Spracht Zarathustra? 1349 01:19:18,432 --> 01:19:19,672 No?! 1350 01:19:20,352 --> 01:19:22,952 That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid. 1351 01:19:24,191 --> 01:19:25,631 Friedrich Nietzsche. 1352 01:19:25,631 --> 01:19:26,911 Next. 1353 01:19:27,071 --> 01:19:29,472 In which book did Nietzsche claim... 1354 01:19:29,472 --> 01:19:32,711 ..that almost aII higher culture is based on cruelty? 1355 01:19:34,271 --> 01:19:37,111 Are you thinking or are you in mid-stutter? 1356 01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:38,751 You're m-mad. 1357 01:19:40,511 --> 01:19:42,431 Beyond Good And Evil. 1358 01:19:44,351 --> 01:19:46,270 I'II have to ask you an easy one. 1359 01:19:46,270 --> 01:19:47,750 OK. Erm... 1360 01:19:48,190 --> 01:19:50,350 Let me think, let me think. 1361 01:19:50,590 --> 01:19:52,590 Where are the diamonds? 1362 01:19:52,990 --> 01:19:54,910 I'II give you a clue. 1363 01:19:54,910 --> 01:19:57,109 Somewhere round the airport. 1364 01:19:58,749 --> 01:20:00,189 (stutters) 1365 01:20:00,189 --> 01:20:02,589 No hassle, there's plenty of time. 1366 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:05,829 I'II just sit here and eat my chips tiII you teII me. 1367 01:20:08,349 --> 01:20:11,109 The English contribution to world cuisine. 1368 01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:12,668 The chip. 1369 01:20:12,668 --> 01:20:15,589 What do the English usuaIIy eat with chips... 1370 01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:18,388 ..to make them more interesting? 1371 01:20:19,388 --> 01:20:21,028 Wait a moment! 1372 01:20:23,228 --> 01:20:25,147 It's fish, isn't it?! 1373 01:20:29,468 --> 01:20:30,947 Here, boy. 1374 01:20:31,868 --> 01:20:33,547 Down the hatch. 1375 01:20:37,147 --> 01:20:38,586 Delicious! 1376 01:20:38,586 --> 01:20:40,146 You b-b-b... 1377 01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:42,866 Better eat the green one? OK? 1378 01:20:43,507 --> 01:20:45,507 What's this one's name? 1379 01:20:45,906 --> 01:20:47,826 WeII, not Wanda, anyway. 1380 01:20:47,826 --> 01:20:49,746 I'm going to caII her Lunch. 1381 01:20:49,746 --> 01:20:51,626 HeIIo, Lunch. HeIIo! 1382 01:20:56,466 --> 01:20:57,746 Eugh! 1383 01:20:58,386 --> 01:21:00,305 Avoid the green ones. 1384 01:21:00,305 --> 01:21:02,225 They're not ripe yet. 1385 01:21:03,665 --> 01:21:07,425 You were in court, Inspector, when the forensic evidence was read? 1386 01:21:07,985 --> 01:21:08,945 Yes, sir. 1387 01:21:08,945 --> 01:21:12,265 And the fact that Mr Thomason was instaIIing windows... 1388 01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:14,224 ..the previous weekend, ... 1389 01:21:14,224 --> 01:21:18,264 ..would explain the presence of smaII particles of glass on his trousers. 1390 01:21:21,904 --> 01:21:23,784 No hurry, Inspector. 1391 01:21:23,824 --> 01:21:25,904 PIease do take your time. 1392 01:21:32,463 --> 01:21:34,183 I'm almost fuII. 1393 01:21:35,343 --> 01:21:36,704 AImost. 1394 01:21:36,783 --> 01:21:38,383 Stop! 1395 01:21:38,702 --> 01:21:40,343 PIease, don't. 1396 01:21:40,623 --> 01:21:41,583 Come on, Wanda! 1397 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,583 Gullet time! 1398 01:21:46,382 --> 01:21:49,502 What are the names of those hotels by the airport? 1399 01:21:49,742 --> 01:21:51,182 The Airway Sheraton? 1400 01:21:51,182 --> 01:21:52,141 The Post House? 1401 01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:53,582 The Cathcart Towers? 1402 01:21:53,582 --> 01:21:55,662 The Cathcart Towers? Yes? 1403 01:21:57,422 --> 01:21:58,781 Mm? Mm? 1404 01:22:00,301 --> 01:22:01,261 Yes. 1405 01:22:01,261 --> 01:22:03,181 In the safe deposit box? 1406 01:22:03,181 --> 01:22:04,141 Yes. 1407 01:22:04,141 --> 01:22:06,062 Where's the key? 1408 01:22:06,062 --> 01:22:07,021 What? 1409 01:22:07,021 --> 01:22:07,981 Where's the key? 1410 01:22:07,981 --> 01:22:09,901 It's in the t-t-tank. 1411 01:22:12,301 --> 01:22:13,740 Where? Where? 1412 01:22:13,740 --> 01:22:15,420 In the t-t-t... 1413 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,821 Treasure chest! 1414 01:22:21,900 --> 01:22:23,260 Where?! 1415 01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:25,620 Where? 1416 01:22:25,739 --> 01:22:26,939 Oh! 1417 01:22:27,659 --> 01:22:29,220 You m-m-m... 1418 01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,900 ..murdering k-k-k... 1419 01:22:34,859 --> 01:22:37,099 I'II kiII you, I'II kiII you! 1420 01:22:39,658 --> 01:22:42,459 Sorry, Ken, but your answer was incorrect. 1421 01:22:43,499 --> 01:22:46,858 StiII, you really did think it was in there, didn't you? 1422 01:22:48,778 --> 01:22:50,058 What? 1423 01:22:50,698 --> 01:22:51,898 Oh! 1424 01:22:59,817 --> 01:23:02,577 - HeIIo? - I know where the diamonds are. 1425 01:23:03,657 --> 01:23:04,618 Where? 1426 01:23:04,618 --> 01:23:06,337 Where's the key? 1427 01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:10,857 I've got it. 1428 01:23:10,857 --> 01:23:13,537 When can you get to George's apartment? 1429 01:23:14,737 --> 01:23:16,657 You are Wanda Gershwitz, ... 1430 01:23:16,657 --> 01:23:19,617 ..of Kipling Mansions, Murray Road, London W9? 1431 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:21,737 Yes. 1432 01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:24,335 Would you teII the court, ... 1433 01:23:24,335 --> 01:23:26,256 ..how do you know the defendant? 1434 01:23:26,256 --> 01:23:28,896 We've had a relationship for two years. 1435 01:23:30,096 --> 01:23:31,695 Relationship? 1436 01:23:32,015 --> 01:23:34,055 We're Iovers, your Iord. 1437 01:23:36,335 --> 01:23:39,295 Miss Gershwitz, on 4th March of this year, ... 1438 01:23:40,175 --> 01:23:41,135 ..in the morning, ... 1439 01:23:41,135 --> 01:23:42,575 ..where were you? 1440 01:23:42,575 --> 01:23:44,494 At the apartment at Murray Road. 1441 01:23:44,494 --> 01:23:47,734 And were you by yourself, or was anyone else present? 1442 01:23:47,854 --> 01:23:50,054 No. Somebody else was there. 1443 01:23:50,255 --> 01:23:51,694 Who was that? 1444 01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:53,215 My brother. 1445 01:23:53,614 --> 01:23:55,294 Did your b... ? 1446 01:23:58,413 --> 01:24:00,014 Your brother? 1447 01:24:01,294 --> 01:24:02,813 My brother. 1448 01:24:05,613 --> 01:24:06,853 Yes. 1449 01:24:08,013 --> 01:24:09,533 Yes, and... 1450 01:24:10,893 --> 01:24:13,293 Are you quite sure it was your brother? 1451 01:24:13,293 --> 01:24:15,933 I'm sure she can recognise her brother. 1452 01:24:23,372 --> 01:24:26,372 W-w-was there anyone else present that morning? 1453 01:24:27,212 --> 01:24:29,172 Yes, George was there. 1454 01:24:29,612 --> 01:24:31,052 But he Ieft about 6.55. 1455 01:24:31,052 --> 01:24:32,371 Wanda! 1456 01:24:32,971 --> 01:24:34,572 I-I wonder... 1457 01:24:34,891 --> 01:24:36,411 I wonder... 1458 01:24:38,252 --> 01:24:39,771 I wonder... 1459 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:49,490 Yes, Mr Leach? 1460 01:24:50,731 --> 01:24:52,650 I Wendy... I Wanda... 1461 01:24:52,650 --> 01:24:54,090 I wonder... I w-w-w... 1462 01:24:54,090 --> 01:24:56,169 Wh-when you say 6.55, ... 1463 01:24:57,450 --> 01:24:59,609 ..Miss er... Gershwitz, ... 1464 01:24:59,849 --> 01:25:01,930 ..how can you be so sure? 1465 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:04,170 Oh, I Iooked at the clock. 1466 01:25:04,170 --> 01:25:05,609 Cos I said to myself, ... 1467 01:25:05,609 --> 01:25:09,169 'Where could he be going at 6.55 with that sawn-off shotgun?' 1468 01:25:09,449 --> 01:25:10,849 Darling! 1469 01:25:11,369 --> 01:25:12,810 Mr Leach. 1470 01:25:12,810 --> 01:25:14,208 Darling? 1471 01:25:14,249 --> 01:25:15,209 Yes, dear? 1472 01:25:15,209 --> 01:25:16,649 You bitch! 1473 01:25:16,649 --> 01:25:18,089 You fucking bitch! 1474 01:25:21,928 --> 01:25:23,728 Restrain that man! 1475 01:25:29,128 --> 01:25:30,568 Restrain this man. 1476 01:25:30,568 --> 01:25:32,008 Come 'ere, you bastard! 1477 01:25:32,008 --> 01:25:34,887 CIear the court! I'm adjourning this for an hour. 1478 01:25:34,887 --> 01:25:36,608 CIear the court! 1479 01:25:46,406 --> 01:25:47,846 CIear the court! 1480 01:25:47,846 --> 01:25:49,767 CIear the court! CIear the court! 1481 01:25:49,767 --> 01:25:51,886 Officers, arrest that man! 1482 01:25:57,446 --> 01:25:59,845 CIear the court! CIear the court! 1483 01:26:11,365 --> 01:26:13,245 BIoody heII! 1484 01:26:13,286 --> 01:26:15,605 It's my husband, he's been hit. 1485 01:26:16,165 --> 01:26:17,605 Ah, you made it. Good. 1486 01:26:17,605 --> 01:26:19,845 A bit of a knock, I'm afraid. 1487 01:26:20,964 --> 01:26:23,804 I have never been so humiliated in my Iife. 1488 01:26:24,324 --> 01:26:27,204 You can stick this marriage right in your bottom! 1489 01:26:27,204 --> 01:26:29,164 I'II see you in court. 1490 01:26:38,244 --> 01:26:39,483 Yes. 1491 01:26:41,603 --> 01:26:42,883 WeII. 1492 01:26:43,523 --> 01:26:45,243 That's it, then. 1493 01:26:48,322 --> 01:26:49,683 George. 1494 01:26:49,763 --> 01:26:52,002 - What? - We've got to talk. 1495 01:26:52,163 --> 01:26:54,082 TeII those pigs to fuck off. 1496 01:26:54,082 --> 01:26:55,762 Fuck off, pigs. 1497 01:26:58,402 --> 01:26:59,841 Did you hear what I said? 1498 01:26:59,841 --> 01:27:01,282 Fuck off. 1499 01:27:06,082 --> 01:27:08,001 What's she up to, George? 1500 01:27:08,001 --> 01:27:09,842 What are you up to? 1501 01:27:09,921 --> 01:27:11,361 You caIIed her darling, ... 1502 01:27:11,361 --> 01:27:12,802 ..and Wanda. 1503 01:27:12,802 --> 01:27:15,681 I've been helping her get her evidence straight. 1504 01:27:15,681 --> 01:27:17,121 It slipped out. 1505 01:27:17,121 --> 01:27:19,041 Have you been coaching her? 1506 01:27:19,041 --> 01:27:21,440 What do you think?! We've got ten minutes. 1507 01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:23,360 They'II find you guilty, right? 1508 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:26,920 PIead guilty now, teII them where the Ioot is, you may get... 1509 01:27:27,201 --> 01:27:29,600 ..eight years, out in five and a half. 1510 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:32,480 What if I teII them about Otto... and Wanda? 1511 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,919 - They both did it? - Yeah. 1512 01:27:33,919 --> 01:27:35,359 Great, aII right. 1513 01:27:35,359 --> 01:27:37,280 Maybe six years, out in four? 1514 01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:39,399 So where are the diamonds? 1515 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:41,599 Where's Bartlett? 1516 01:27:41,599 --> 01:27:43,519 Upstairs, calming things down. 1517 01:27:43,519 --> 01:27:44,959 So, where are they? 1518 01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:47,598 TeII Bartlett Ken knows where they are. 1519 01:27:48,799 --> 01:27:51,718 George, it'd be a Iot quicker if you told me. 1520 01:27:55,038 --> 01:27:56,958 OK! I'II teII Bartlett. 1521 01:27:56,958 --> 01:27:58,518 Where's Ken? 1522 01:27:58,878 --> 01:28:00,638 He's at the flat. 1523 01:28:05,397 --> 01:28:07,317 Thank you for aII your help. 1524 01:28:07,317 --> 01:28:09,118 I'II be right out. 1525 01:28:22,677 --> 01:28:24,196 Taxi! Taxi! 1526 01:28:24,597 --> 01:28:25,556 PIease... shit! 1527 01:28:25,556 --> 01:28:26,837 Taxi! 1528 01:28:26,996 --> 01:28:28,396 Come on. 1529 01:28:28,436 --> 01:28:29,396 - What? - Let's go. 1530 01:28:29,396 --> 01:28:30,836 - Where? - Buenos Aires. 1531 01:28:30,836 --> 01:28:33,716 - What? - We're going to George's flat first. 1532 01:28:33,716 --> 01:28:35,076 Get in. 1533 01:28:38,516 --> 01:28:39,955 Got your passport? 1534 01:28:39,955 --> 01:28:40,915 Yeah. 1535 01:28:40,915 --> 01:28:42,835 Check the briefcase for mine. 1536 01:28:42,835 --> 01:28:44,675 Get your head down. 1537 01:28:50,035 --> 01:28:53,355 So, you robbed the jeweIIer's, turned one Iover in, ... 1538 01:28:53,394 --> 01:28:56,274 ..and kept one to help you find the diamonds. 1539 01:28:56,274 --> 01:28:59,074 When he does, you commit perjury in court. 1540 01:28:59,155 --> 01:29:01,074 Everyone does it in America. 1541 01:29:01,074 --> 01:29:02,034 Not in this country! 1542 01:29:02,034 --> 01:29:04,394 Right(!) Nobody Iies in England. 1543 01:29:04,434 --> 01:29:08,273 - Like Margaret Thatcher never Iied. - You Iied to me from the start. 1544 01:29:08,273 --> 01:29:11,953 - You just wanted to get me into bed. - I feII in Iove with you! 1545 01:29:16,433 --> 01:29:18,673 How come you dumped me, then? 1546 01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:21,633 I wasn't rich enough, remember? 1547 01:29:32,753 --> 01:29:34,192 Say something in Russian. 1548 01:29:34,192 --> 01:29:35,392 No! 1549 01:29:39,951 --> 01:29:41,871 What are you thinking, Archie? 1550 01:29:41,871 --> 01:29:44,271 I'm trying to find one good reason... 1551 01:29:44,271 --> 01:29:46,671 ..why I should take you away with me. 1552 01:29:46,671 --> 01:29:48,231 How about... 1553 01:29:48,591 --> 01:29:51,750 ..because I have the key to the safety deposit box. 1554 01:29:52,431 --> 01:29:54,631 (both) That's a good reason! 1555 01:29:58,191 --> 01:29:59,631 What do we do about Otto? 1556 01:29:59,631 --> 01:30:01,070 I'II handle Otto. 1557 01:30:01,070 --> 01:30:03,230 Be careful, he's dangerous. 1558 01:30:03,470 --> 01:30:04,870 So am I. 1559 01:30:04,910 --> 01:30:06,630 Keep it running. 1560 01:30:09,710 --> 01:30:12,110 - Why did you bring him? - Otto, wait! 1561 01:30:12,110 --> 01:30:14,989 - I'm beginning to think you Iike him! - Wait! 1562 01:30:14,989 --> 01:30:16,590 Let's get the diamonds! 1563 01:30:16,590 --> 01:30:17,509 Ken! 1564 01:30:18,469 --> 01:30:20,028 Are you Ken? 1565 01:30:21,829 --> 01:30:22,789 How do you do? 1566 01:30:22,789 --> 01:30:24,709 I'm George's barrister. 1567 01:30:27,588 --> 01:30:28,548 Oh, my God! 1568 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:29,988 Asshole! 1569 01:30:29,988 --> 01:30:32,389 - What the bloody heII... 1570 01:30:32,389 --> 01:30:34,268 Oh, aII right, then. 1571 01:30:35,268 --> 01:30:36,628 Archie! 1572 01:30:38,148 --> 01:30:39,588 Where have they gone? 1573 01:30:39,588 --> 01:30:41,507 Quick! Where have they gone? 1574 01:30:41,507 --> 01:30:43,667 They've go... they've go... 1575 01:30:43,907 --> 01:30:44,868 What? 1576 01:30:46,308 --> 01:30:48,107 Are you aII right? 1577 01:30:48,227 --> 01:30:49,667 Where have they gone? 1578 01:30:49,667 --> 01:30:51,107 They've gone to the... 1579 01:30:51,107 --> 01:30:52,067 ..the Ca-ca-ca... 1580 01:30:52,067 --> 01:30:53,986 - Are you iII? - No, no, no. 1581 01:30:53,986 --> 01:30:54,946 What? 1582 01:30:54,946 --> 01:30:55,906 Ca-ca-ca... 1583 01:30:55,906 --> 01:30:57,347 Have you got a stutter? 1584 01:30:57,347 --> 01:30:59,226 Yeah, I have. A bit. 1585 01:30:59,747 --> 01:31:01,186 OK, fine. Don't worry. 1586 01:31:01,186 --> 01:31:03,506 Do you know where they've gone? 1587 01:31:03,586 --> 01:31:04,546 Yeah. 1588 01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:05,986 Fine, fine. Where? 1589 01:31:05,986 --> 01:31:07,545 The Ca-ca... 1590 01:31:08,866 --> 01:31:10,265 ..Hotel. 1591 01:31:10,786 --> 01:31:11,746 Hotel? 1592 01:31:11,746 --> 01:31:13,306 Which hotel? 1593 01:31:14,145 --> 01:31:15,426 Ca... 1594 01:31:16,065 --> 01:31:17,906 The Ca... The Ca... 1595 01:31:18,465 --> 01:31:19,904 Go on, go on. 1596 01:31:19,904 --> 01:31:20,866 Ca-ca-ca... 1597 01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:21,825 It's OK. 1598 01:31:21,825 --> 01:31:24,064 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1599 01:31:24,705 --> 01:31:26,585 SIowly. Very slowly. 1600 01:31:26,625 --> 01:31:27,984 SIowly. 1601 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:31,424 The Ca... 1602 01:31:32,865 --> 01:31:34,344 The Caa... 1603 01:31:35,264 --> 01:31:36,224 The... 1604 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:37,584 ..Ca... 1605 01:31:37,664 --> 01:31:39,104 The Caa... 1606 01:31:39,104 --> 01:31:40,064 No hurry. 1607 01:31:40,064 --> 01:31:41,743 The C-C-Caaa... 1608 01:31:41,983 --> 01:31:43,423 Sing it. Sing. 1609 01:31:43,423 --> 01:31:44,864 # The Caa 1610 01:31:45,824 --> 01:31:47,264 # The Caa 1611 01:31:47,264 --> 01:31:49,063 # The Caa, the Caa 1612 01:31:50,583 --> 01:31:51,543 # Caa 1613 01:31:51,543 --> 01:31:52,503 PIenty of time. 1614 01:31:52,503 --> 01:31:53,783 # Caa 1615 01:31:54,903 --> 01:31:55,863 # Caa 1616 01:31:55,863 --> 01:31:56,822 # The Caa 1617 01:31:56,822 --> 01:31:58,262 Oh, come on! 1618 01:31:58,262 --> 01:31:59,702 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1619 01:31:59,702 --> 01:32:01,023 Erm... 1620 01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:04,022 # The Caa 1621 01:32:06,422 --> 01:32:08,102 Here. Write it. 1622 01:32:19,381 --> 01:32:20,821 Cathcart Towers Hotel? 1623 01:32:20,821 --> 01:32:22,740 Cathcart Towers Hotel. 1624 01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:24,300 Where is it? 1625 01:32:24,661 --> 01:32:26,741 Ken, where is it? Where?! 1626 01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:30,981 No, no, no. 1627 01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:39,859 Heathrow Airport. 1628 01:32:51,059 --> 01:32:52,499 Hey! What's the idea? 1629 01:32:52,499 --> 01:32:53,939 You can't stay... 1630 01:32:53,939 --> 01:32:56,459 Terribly sorry. Take it, it's yours. 1631 01:33:03,539 --> 01:33:04,498 Thank you so much. 1632 01:33:04,498 --> 01:33:06,418 Er... British Airways to Rio. 1633 01:33:06,418 --> 01:33:08,257 Rio? Terminal Four. 1634 01:33:08,338 --> 01:33:09,818 Thank you. 1635 01:33:15,058 --> 01:33:17,457 Excuse me, sir. Is this your vehicle? 1636 01:33:17,457 --> 01:33:19,377 I'II be with you in a moment. 1637 01:33:19,377 --> 01:33:21,218 I'II be right back. 1638 01:33:21,698 --> 01:33:24,056 Aisle or window? Smoking or non-smoking? 1639 01:33:24,056 --> 01:33:25,497 What was the middle one? 1640 01:33:25,497 --> 01:33:27,856 Anything in non-smoking, thanks. 1641 01:33:27,897 --> 01:33:29,976 Gate 1 4 is boarding now. 1642 01:33:51,895 --> 01:33:53,135 Rio! 1643 01:33:53,815 --> 01:33:56,695 Otto, don't Iook back, there's a cop behind us. 1644 01:33:56,695 --> 01:33:58,014 Quick! 1645 01:34:01,975 --> 01:34:03,895 Yes, we can just do it, Mr Leach. 1646 01:34:03,895 --> 01:34:05,214 Great. 1647 01:34:05,334 --> 01:34:07,214 - Luggage? 1648 01:34:09,654 --> 01:34:11,573 Don't really need any. 1649 01:34:11,573 --> 01:34:13,654 - Gate 1 4. - Thank you. 1650 01:34:14,934 --> 01:34:16,773 Ciao, stupidissimo. 1651 01:34:23,093 --> 01:34:24,294 Ow! 1652 01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:26,813 Aargh! 1653 01:34:45,171 --> 01:34:46,892 Come on, Archie. 1654 01:34:47,091 --> 01:34:48,892 Pick up the phone. 1655 01:34:55,251 --> 01:34:57,531 Ticket, sir. Airport security. 1656 01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:59,570 May I see your boarding pass? 1657 01:34:59,570 --> 01:35:01,011 Oh, yes. Certainly. 1658 01:35:01,011 --> 01:35:04,251 Very good. Would you mind stepping over here, please? 1659 01:35:04,371 --> 01:35:05,330 Of course. 1660 01:35:05,330 --> 01:35:07,690 - Oh, Iook, the Queen. - Where? 1661 01:35:12,049 --> 01:35:13,970 OK, OK, OK, don't get excited. 1662 01:35:13,970 --> 01:35:15,489 OK, OK, OK. 1663 01:35:17,810 --> 01:35:20,689 Oh, it's you! I was actuaIIy worried for a minute. 1664 01:35:20,689 --> 01:35:22,609 - Keep your hands up. - No! 1665 01:35:22,609 --> 01:35:25,010 - Put 'em up! - I'II make a deal with you. 1666 01:35:25,010 --> 01:35:26,449 I'II put one up. 1667 01:35:26,449 --> 01:35:28,369 Put the other one up! 1668 01:35:28,849 --> 01:35:30,688 Which Iooks better? 1669 01:35:31,728 --> 01:35:33,689 I'm warning you, Otto. 1670 01:35:34,128 --> 01:35:35,568 What are you going to do? 1671 01:35:35,568 --> 01:35:38,809 Shoot me? Gun me down in cold blood, Iike a dog? Hey? 1672 01:35:38,928 --> 01:35:42,288 If you want to settle something, fight me. You're a man. 1673 01:35:42,768 --> 01:35:45,047 Let's fight Iike men! Come on! 1674 01:35:46,127 --> 01:35:47,608 AII right. 1675 01:35:48,047 --> 01:35:49,767 AII right, then. 1676 01:35:49,968 --> 01:35:51,327 OK. OK. 1677 01:35:51,888 --> 01:35:53,768 You Iook good, Arch. 1678 01:35:53,807 --> 01:35:56,207 That's right. I used to box for Oxford. 1679 01:35:56,207 --> 01:35:58,606 Oh, yeah? WeII, I used to kiII for the CIA. 1680 01:35:58,606 --> 01:36:00,606 Now, get your hands up. 1681 01:36:01,007 --> 01:36:02,207 No. 1682 01:36:04,847 --> 01:36:07,087 You spineless bimbo. 1683 01:36:07,726 --> 01:36:09,166 Now, out. 1684 01:36:13,606 --> 01:36:16,006 I'm going to have to shoot you now, Archie. 1685 01:36:16,006 --> 01:36:18,406 But I've got a Iittle time before my plane Ieaves... 1686 01:36:18,406 --> 01:36:20,805 ..and I'm Ionging to humiliate you. 1687 01:36:20,805 --> 01:36:22,766 So get in that barrel. 1688 01:36:24,646 --> 01:36:25,606 What? 1689 01:36:25,606 --> 01:36:27,244 In the barrel. 1690 01:36:30,885 --> 01:36:32,204 Right. 1691 01:36:34,724 --> 01:36:35,684 You English! 1692 01:36:35,684 --> 01:36:38,085 You think you're so superior, don't you? 1693 01:36:38,085 --> 01:36:40,644 WeII, you're the filth of the planet. 1694 01:36:40,964 --> 01:36:43,364 - A bunch of pompous, ... 1695 01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:45,763 ..badly-dressed, poverty-stricken, ... 1696 01:36:45,763 --> 01:36:48,444 ..sexuaIIy repressed footbaII hooligans. 1697 01:36:50,084 --> 01:36:51,524 Goodbye, Archie. 1698 01:36:51,524 --> 01:36:53,923 At Ieast we're not irretrievably vulgar. 1699 01:36:53,923 --> 01:36:56,563 Your problem is you don't Iike winners. 1700 01:36:56,803 --> 01:36:58,243 - Winners? - Yeah. 1701 01:36:58,243 --> 01:36:59,202 Winners. 1702 01:36:59,202 --> 01:37:00,643 Winners Iike... 1703 01:37:00,643 --> 01:37:01,603 ..North Vietnam? 1704 01:37:01,603 --> 01:37:03,002 Shut up! 1705 01:37:03,043 --> 01:37:04,963 We did not Iose Vietnam! 1706 01:37:04,963 --> 01:37:05,923 It was a tie! 1707 01:37:05,923 --> 01:37:09,162 I'm teIIing ya, baby, they kicked a Iittle ass there. 1708 01:37:09,282 --> 01:37:11,922 Boy, they whupped your hide real good! 1709 01:37:13,602 --> 01:37:14,562 No, they didn't. 1710 01:37:14,562 --> 01:37:16,962 - Oh, yes, they did. - No, they didn't. 1711 01:37:16,962 --> 01:37:18,402 Oh, yes, they did. 1712 01:37:18,402 --> 01:37:20,042 Oh, no they... 1713 01:37:20,321 --> 01:37:21,722 Shut up! 1714 01:37:22,241 --> 01:37:23,201 Goodbye, Archie. 1715 01:37:23,201 --> 01:37:24,642 Are you gonna shoot me? 1716 01:37:24,642 --> 01:37:27,001 Er yes, I'm afraid so, old chap. 1717 01:37:27,041 --> 01:37:28,001 Sorry! 1718 01:37:28,001 --> 01:37:29,761 Look, Otto. Look. 1719 01:37:36,641 --> 01:37:38,040 Revenge. 1720 01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:43,999 It's K-K-Ken! 1721 01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:46,440 C-c-coming to k-k-kiII me. 1722 01:37:46,719 --> 01:37:49,559 How are you going to c-c-catch me, K-K-Ken? 1723 01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:53,919 Now, where was I? 1724 01:37:53,919 --> 01:37:55,359 Oh, yeah. 1725 01:37:56,799 --> 01:37:58,279 Shit! God! 1726 01:38:00,158 --> 01:38:02,079 Fucking Iimey cement! 1727 01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:11,678 Ken! Ken! 1728 01:38:11,678 --> 01:38:13,398 Wait, wait, Ken! 1729 01:38:14,078 --> 01:38:16,278 Kenny! May I caII you Kenny? 1730 01:38:16,478 --> 01:38:17,438 Remember Wanda? 1731 01:38:17,438 --> 01:38:19,358 I got the deal of a Iifetime! 1732 01:38:19,358 --> 01:38:20,797 50-50. What do you say? 1733 01:38:20,797 --> 01:38:22,437 OK, OK, 60-40. 1734 01:38:22,717 --> 01:38:24,157 That's my final offer. 1735 01:38:24,157 --> 01:38:25,557 Revenge! 1736 01:38:25,598 --> 01:38:26,558 Wait, I got an idea. 1737 01:38:26,558 --> 01:38:27,997 You take it aII. 1738 01:38:27,997 --> 01:38:30,237 Here's my boarding pass. Ken! 1739 01:38:30,397 --> 01:38:32,917 I'm gonna... I'm gonna k-k-kiII you. 1740 01:38:33,276 --> 01:38:35,196 OK, fine, Ken. Come at me. 1741 01:38:35,196 --> 01:38:36,637 Give me your best shot. 1742 01:38:36,637 --> 01:38:38,557 Go on, you don't have the guts. 1743 01:38:38,557 --> 01:38:39,997 Admit it. 1744 01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:43,356 OK, you have the guts. 1745 01:38:43,356 --> 01:38:44,876 Good. Wait. 1746 01:38:45,276 --> 01:38:46,595 Death! 1747 01:38:46,715 --> 01:38:49,516 AII right, I'm sorry I ate your fish, OK?! 1748 01:38:49,596 --> 01:38:51,036 I'm sorry! 1749 01:38:51,036 --> 01:38:51,996 Revenge! 1750 01:38:51,996 --> 01:38:53,915 Jesus, I said I'm sorry. 1751 01:38:53,915 --> 01:38:55,875 What the fu...? Aaagh! 1752 01:38:58,715 --> 01:39:00,115 Got him! 1753 01:39:09,754 --> 01:39:11,674 Gotcha again! 1754 01:39:11,674 --> 01:39:13,235 You bastard! 1755 01:39:14,075 --> 01:39:16,193 Hey! I've Iost my stutter. 1756 01:39:17,434 --> 01:39:18,874 It's gone. 1757 01:39:18,874 --> 01:39:19,834 I can speak. 1758 01:39:19,834 --> 01:39:22,233 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, ... 1759 01:39:22,233 --> 01:39:24,634 ..if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 1760 01:39:26,153 --> 01:39:27,073 Good afternoon, sir. 1761 01:39:27,073 --> 01:39:28,513 Boarding pass? 1762 01:39:36,193 --> 01:39:38,152 Buongiorno, signorina. 1763 01:39:46,272 --> 01:39:47,712 Now, Iisten. Two things. 1764 01:39:47,712 --> 01:39:48,952 One. 1765 01:39:49,152 --> 01:39:52,552 Behave yourseIf from now on, or I'II break your neck, OK. 1766 01:39:54,431 --> 01:39:55,672 Two. 1767 01:39:56,352 --> 01:39:57,831 Gorbachov. 1768 01:39:58,272 --> 01:39:59,711 GIasnost. 1769 01:39:59,711 --> 01:40:01,112 Molotov. 1770 01:40:02,111 --> 01:40:03,470 BIinis. 1771 01:40:04,511 --> 01:40:06,070 Er... Lenin. 1772 01:40:06,910 --> 01:40:08,670 (Archie) Pushkin. 1773 01:40:08,831 --> 01:40:10,271 Chicken Kiev. 1774 01:40:10,271 --> 01:40:12,030 Good. Dostoevsky. 1775 01:40:12,670 --> 01:40:14,071 Roubles. 1776 01:40:16,510 --> 01:40:18,070 Vladivostok. 1777 01:40:22,750 --> 01:40:24,310 Assho-o-ole!