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Gentlemen, I want you to take a
good look at this pie chart.
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It represents all the
money in the world.
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Now, can you see which portion is
controlled by De Longpre International?
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De Longpre International?
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Oh, you can't?
Well, maybe I should zoom in.
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Oh, look.
There it is.
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There's our piece
of the pie.
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Doesn't seem like enough
for a meal, does it?
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All the other companies have
their bellies full of money pie
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while Daddy's up here
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with his tummy grumbling!
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Now, who wants to take
responsibility for this?
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Anyone?! Anyone?!
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No one?!
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All right, then I'll decide.
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Mark, it's you.
You're fired.
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Um, I'm Mark.
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Okay. Then who are you?
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My name's Todd.
Well, Todd,
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today's your lucky day--
Mark here just saved your job.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an appointment
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with a yummy fruit cup.
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Brian.
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(high-pitched):
Spoon me.
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What a moron.
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Does he have any clue
what this company does?
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Okay, okay, enough.
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Thankfully, we only have
to do that once a month.
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But remember, his father built
this company from the ground up,
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so we have to maintain the
illusion that he has a job here.
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Now, let's get ready
for the real meeting.
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Mark, you actually
are fired, though.
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De Longpre accidentally
nailed that one.
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♪ Allen Gregory 1x04 ♪
Interracial McAdams
Original Air Date on November 20, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ Ya, ya... ♪
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♪ Ya, ya ♪
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♪ Allen ♪
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♪ Gregory ♪
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♪ Allen, Allen. ♪
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Where to sit, where to sit,
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where to sit.
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You like this here
by the window, Pat?
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I could probably just
scootch in next to Joel.
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Allen Gregory,
we should probably
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just go to our normal table.
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(whispers):
Shut the hell up.
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I'm trying to work this.
- Uh, what are you doing?
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Oh, don't mind us, Joel.
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Just looking for a place
to land here.
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Well, I am minding you,
because this is our table.
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GIRL: Joel,
let him sit.
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I'm sorry. What'd
you say, girl?
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Um... let him sit?
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Yeah, that's what
I thought you said:
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"Let him sit."
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And then what?
Let him move in to my house?
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- Let him have sex with my mom?
- Well, no, I didn't think...
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That's right,
you didn't think.
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Uh-oh, looks like somebody
better get in between you two.
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Lez eat!
Hold up.
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Hold up. Incoming!
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(kids laughing)
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His underwear's not dry
no more 'cause there's
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chocolate
milks inside!
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So, what-what did we decide on,
the usual table?
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I know you wanted to set
up shop here, but...
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it's kind of tight.
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I don't want to eat all,
like... (grunting)
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(chuckles):
You know?
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RICHARD:
All right, time for workies.
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What's on the agenda
this afternoon?
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Well, first of all,
guess who made the front page
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of the Journal
again. You did!
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RICHARD:
Mm. Not a bad shot.
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Does my neck
look young?
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Uh... yes,
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it loo... young.
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Because when I was on
the cover last month,
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my neck didn't
look that young.
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And I think the
readers felt that!
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Oh, me, too. But I think here it
comes off extremely young, sir
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Like, how young?
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Uh...
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like, mid-30s?
Mm...
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Like, early thir...
Mm?
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I think mid to late...
Mm...
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Probably early...
Twenties...
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Twenties. Twenties. Yes!
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Is that a 21-year-old
neck I'm looking at?
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Brian!
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21! You!
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Maybe I'd buy 25.
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(laughing)
Yeah, well...
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Okay, next. Whadda we
got, whadda we got,
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whadda we got,
what do we got?
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Well, the Atlanta office
has a problem that's got them
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totally stumped.
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Red pape..
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or blue paper?
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Mm...
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For anything specific, or...?
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Just in general.
Right. Okay.
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Bl.
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Wait! No. Yes! Blue!
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Wow! You just nailed that, sir.
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That's why, that is why
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I'm an assistant and
you're Super-CEO.
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That's exactly
why, Brian.
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(phone ringing)
Hey, this sounds important.
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I'll get it. Hello?
I'll tell him.
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There's been a crisis
in Japanese markets.
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They need you to make a
decision: buy or sell?
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How about...
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both?
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Yoshi? He says both.
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You brilliant
son of a bitch!
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You saved the
company again!
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Aw, you helped.
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(beeping)
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And there she blows.
There's the day.
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Sorry. I can
never remember.
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What's the code
for the elevator?
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You... just hit the down button.
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The down button. Gotcha.
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(birds chirping)
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All right, here's tonight's homework.
Geen, sweetheart,
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think we could button up that
blouse all the way to the neck?
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Catching those weird bumps
from the saline bags.
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Trying to bang off a couple
of e-mails here, baby.
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Okay, I don't have...
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(quietly):
It's not worth it.
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Okay, Joel Zadak
is out sick today,
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so could someone volunteer to
bring him his homework, please?
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Oh, me, me,
me, me, me...
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(clears throat)
I mean, uh,
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(chuckles):
I guess I'll do it.
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I'm gonna have to move
something... Can I?
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Get away with
a 10:00 a.m....
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I live on his street.
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Well, that's very sweet...
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Patrick.
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Thank you...
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Patrick.
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Patrick, a word
outside, please?
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(echoing thud)
Hand it over.
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But Ms. Winthrop said
I should bring it...
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I don't care what that
filthy whore said.
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I'm bringing Joel his homework.
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But it's easier if I...
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Patrick, you have no idea
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how close you
are right now.
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Close to...
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Patrick.
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What am I close to?
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Patrick.
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(bell dings) Okay, I got
the Wall Street Journals.
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Oh, what are
all these?
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I just said it--
the 50 copies like you asked for.
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What?! I didn't
ask for 'em.
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But since they're here,
what's going on with them?
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Nothing.
They're just here now.
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♪ Julie!
Just in time! ♪
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Guess who's got
the neck of a teenager
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on the front page
of the Wall Street Journal.
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Please don't make me
play this game again.
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That isn't my neck.
Wait a second.
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That isn't my face.
That's some army guy's neck and face!
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Why doesn't this look like
the one I got at work?
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Uh, Richard, this isn't
a real Wall Street Journal.
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At all.
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Ooh, look at this
hotshot, huh, Pilar?
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He knows what a
newspaper looks like!
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He's right, Dad.
Yes, that one looks fake.
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Okay, Pilar, that's
all for the day.
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Thank you so much.
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Something does seem off.
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Its fakeness?
Not sure what.
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Anyway...
Richard, aren't you at all curious
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why someone made this?
Yes, I am.
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Anyway...
I think we should
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go down to your office
and find out what's going on.
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Mm, I don't know if my office is
even happening anymore today.
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It's... 3:30.
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I'm pretty sure
it's still happening.
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Or... is
this happening?
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Beep!
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Get the car.
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(birds chirping)
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Oh, my God!
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Not yet, buddy.
You're still with us.
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Brought over a few
zinc geltabs.
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Think you can keep
these babies down?
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What are you
doing here?
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Oh, just watching you sleep.
And Gina asked me
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to bring you your homework--
and I was, like,
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I'll do it for Zadak, not for
you, you stuck-up bitch, and...
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How long have you
been in my room?
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About ten, 15.
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Plus, I watched Castle
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with your dad
for a hot 45.
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He is the best, right?
Okay,
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if you don't get
out of my face,
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I'm gonna put your face...
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(sighs) Lost it.
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Through the wall?
No, it was something
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better than that.
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Into your fist?
What?
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Why would I say it like that?
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The order is
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all wrong.
All wrong. Right.
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You'd probably start...
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Start with the fist.
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End with the face, yeah.
Right.
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It's okay, buddy,
you're off your game.
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I need you to focus
on getting well.
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And in the meantime,
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I'll hold it down
at school, whatever.
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You stay here until
I get back tomorrow.
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Don't come back here.
I'll come back here,
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fill you on school stuff,
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let you know
what Guillermo and Ian
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are getting all mixed up into,
and after that,
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if we want to throw
in Kate and Leopold,
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we'll throw in Kate and Leopold.
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We're not watching
Kate and Leopold.
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We'll watch ten minutes
of Kate and Leopold,
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we'll see how you like it,
and then we'll watch the rest.
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(groans)
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(elevator bell dings)
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Hello, Jennifer.
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Oh. Hello, Mr. De Longpre.
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Sir, Mr. De Longpre's here.
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I know he was here this morning;
I'm telling you
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I just saw him.
I'm in position.
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Oops. Excuse me.
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- Ah, cart. Now we're screwed.
- Yep.
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Well, no, we can
just walk over here.
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Oh, all...
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uh...
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Oh, good. You made it.
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Yeah, sorry, Mr. De Longpre,
door's on the fritz.
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Afraid it's gonna be a few
days before it's operational.
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Again?! Why is this
always happening?
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Richard, they're
doing this.
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There's no such thing
as a door on the fritz.
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But the man said.
Go in there.
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Bzzz!
(gasps)
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That was him.
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He made that sound
with his mouth.
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You can open that door.
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Julian!
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- Actually, it's Brian.
- Brian!
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Hey, guys. How
you holding up?
255
00:08:07,132 --> 00:08:09,333
- Hi, Allen Gregory.
- Holding up? What do you mean?
256
00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,668
(sighs) Look at you,
257
00:08:10,735 --> 00:08:12,136
falling apart on us already.
258
00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:13,504
Maybe this'll help.
259
00:08:13,571 --> 00:08:15,255
I saw Joel last night.
260
00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:17,708
He said he doesn't want to miss
anything while he's out sick.
261
00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:20,678
He thinks I should be his eyes
and ears until he comes back.
262
00:08:20,745 --> 00:08:22,579
I don't understand.
Yeah, that seems kind of weird.
263
00:08:22,647 --> 00:08:24,047
So you're disagreeing
with Joel on this?
264
00:08:24,099 --> 00:08:25,349
You're saying
Joel's wrong?
265
00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,950
You're challenging his authority
and you hate Joel?
266
00:08:27,018 --> 00:08:28,819
Just trying to get it
all down for him.
267
00:08:28,887 --> 00:08:30,771
Well, I-I guess
if he really said so.
268
00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:32,656
Wonderful. I'm gonna
escort Brinique to class.
269
00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:34,341
So let's reconvene
at the cafeteria.
270
00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:36,210
Our usual table,
where we always sit together?
271
00:08:38,896 --> 00:08:40,748
Hey! Eyes straight ahead!
272
00:08:40,832 --> 00:08:42,866
She's not a piece of meat,
you animal!
273
00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:43,900
Thanks for that.
274
00:08:43,952 --> 00:08:44,901
Oh, absolutely.
275
00:08:44,953 --> 00:08:46,286
A lot more where that came from.
276
00:08:46,371 --> 00:08:47,504
Hey! Oh, were you not...
277
00:08:47,572 --> 00:08:48,455
Sorry about that.
278
00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:50,174
He wasn't looking. False alarm.
279
00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:52,109
Okay. This is me.
280
00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:53,093
Oh.
281
00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:55,129
(goofy voice): Social studies!
282
00:08:55,196 --> 00:08:56,263
(giggles)
283
00:08:56,331 --> 00:08:57,464
You good?
Got everything? Books?
284
00:08:57,532 --> 00:08:58,599
Yep. In my bag.
285
00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,601
Okay, I'm gonna
write down my cell.
286
00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:02,803
If you need anything,
you call this number,
287
00:09:02,871 --> 00:09:04,938
you hear me?
Yeah, okay. Thanks.
288
00:09:05,006 --> 00:09:07,141
You're really nice,
Allen Gregory.
289
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,143
Oh, stop.
Get to class, you.
290
00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:11,345
Wow! You were
talking to Brinique?
291
00:09:11,413 --> 00:09:12,646
Oh, was I?
Yeah.
292
00:09:12,731 --> 00:09:13,981
Brinique, she's a good kid.
293
00:09:14,065 --> 00:09:15,766
I think she
kind of likes you.
294
00:09:15,817 --> 00:09:17,468
What did you say?
(gasps)
295
00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:18,986
Don't you ever
say that again!
296
00:09:19,053 --> 00:09:20,621
Everything I do,
I do it for Joel!
297
00:09:20,688 --> 00:09:21,622
He's coming back,
298
00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:22,723
and until that day,
299
00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:24,158
what's his is
his, capisce?
300
00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:25,559
I'm sorry, Allen Gregory.
301
00:09:25,627 --> 00:09:27,628
Hey, it's all right.
302
00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:30,497
You're just a baby--
you didn't know any better.
303
00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:37,271
I demand to know
what's going on!
304
00:09:37,338 --> 00:09:39,706
I just walked in on my assistant
making a fake newspaper.
305
00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:41,241
My phone isn't connected
to anything!
306
00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:44,394
I'm Super-CEO! I want answers
or I get my dad in here!
307
00:09:44,462 --> 00:09:46,363
All right, have a seat.
308
00:09:46,431 --> 00:09:48,232
The thing is, Richard...
Start talking!
309
00:09:48,299 --> 00:09:50,300
I am talking.
310
00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:53,804
The thing is, Super-CEO
isn't a real position.
311
00:09:53,872 --> 00:09:55,739
You don't actually
do anything here.
312
00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:57,724
That's ridiculous.
I choose red or blue paper.
313
00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,193
And I've never been wrong.
314
00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,528
Your father has us give you
pointless jobs like that
315
00:10:01,596 --> 00:10:03,030
to distract you,
because he doesn't think
316
00:10:03,097 --> 00:10:04,481
you can handle any real ones.
317
00:10:04,532 --> 00:10:06,667
Poo! I can do any job
at this company.
318
00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:08,819
I can do your job,
I can do my assistant's job.
319
00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,606
I can be the guy who takes
the cars when you walk in
320
00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:11,831
and drives them around all day.
321
00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:14,475
I demand to be given
some real responsibilities!
322
00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:15,976
I know things.
Squeeze me out,
323
00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:18,111
and I'll take this whole
company down with me.
324
00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:19,179
What do you know?
325
00:10:19,264 --> 00:10:20,714
Well, I know that
the founder's son
326
00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:22,583
took out his wiener at
the shareholders' meeting.
327
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,084
That was you.
You did that.
328
00:10:24,152 --> 00:10:26,153
Right! That's how I know.
329
00:10:26,221 --> 00:10:28,589
All right, tomorrow
we'll give this a try,
330
00:10:28,656 --> 00:10:29,957
see what you're made of.
331
00:10:30,024 --> 00:10:32,292
You will see what I'm made of,
so get everybody ready.
332
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,828
I will.
333
00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:36,964
Oh, you want
me to... now?
334
00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:42,069
(dial tone)
Uh, everyone?
335
00:10:42,136 --> 00:10:45,172
Richard De Longpre
will be coming in tomorrow
336
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,274
to show us what he's made of.
337
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,275
Mm-hmm.
338
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,377
So, get ready for that.
339
00:10:51,546 --> 00:10:52,579
Thank you.
340
00:10:53,748 --> 00:10:54,915
(door closes)
341
00:10:54,983 --> 00:10:55,849
(sighs)
342
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,706
Guillermo, look at you trying
brie for the first time.
343
00:11:02,774 --> 00:11:03,874
What do you
think, my man?
344
00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:05,375
It's my new favorite cheese.
345
00:11:05,443 --> 00:11:06,877
Damn right it is,
you silly freak.
346
00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:08,645
Now give me a sound bite
I can take back to Joel.
347
00:11:08,713 --> 00:11:11,448
You can express to Joel
that it tastes good in my mouth?
348
00:11:11,516 --> 00:11:12,850
Perfect. He'll
love that.
349
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,268
PATRICK:
Hi, Allen Gregory.
350
00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,703
Here's that get-well card
for Zadak you asked for.
351
00:11:16,771 --> 00:11:18,021
(in funny voice):
Thank you, Patrick.
352
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,507
I will take that and
in turn give you this.
353
00:11:20,575 --> 00:11:22,175
(laughter)
354
00:11:22,243 --> 00:11:23,343
I got to say, Allen Gregory,
355
00:11:23,411 --> 00:11:25,178
it's pretty cool
having you around.
356
00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:26,630
- It is enjoyable, Allen Gregory.
- Yeah, it really is pretty cool.
357
00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:27,631
Aw, you guys,
358
00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,349
cut it out.
359
00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:30,751
Um, Allen Gregory,
360
00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:33,287
what if I said I didn't
want Joel to come back?
361
00:11:33,371 --> 00:11:34,805
Aw, Little 'Niquey,
362
00:11:34,873 --> 00:11:36,373
I see what's going on here.
363
00:11:36,441 --> 00:11:38,609
Joel's gone, and you're
feeling that void.
364
00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,360
But I like you...
Shush-ush-ush-ush.
365
00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:41,728
You don't.
366
00:11:41,796 --> 00:11:43,313
I mean, you do--
how could you not?--
367
00:11:43,381 --> 00:11:44,715
but you don't.
368
00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:47,684
Now write something nice
on that card, you doof.
369
00:11:47,752 --> 00:11:49,086
That a girl.
370
00:11:49,153 --> 00:11:51,021
Guillermo, baby, go ahead
and swallow that coleslaw down
371
00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:52,422
and give this
a monster lick for me, pal.
372
00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:58,428
Okay, so let's start
with third quarter estimates.
373
00:11:58,496 --> 00:11:59,479
Idea.
374
00:11:59,547 --> 00:12:01,298
Books you can read
in the shower.
375
00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,282
Whoo!
376
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,567
Where did that come from?
377
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,968
Do you know what
this company even does?
378
00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:06,370
Yikes, buddy, seems
like you should have
379
00:12:06,437 --> 00:12:07,971
worked that out
on your own time.
380
00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:09,740
Okay, let's just go over
the Nike account.
381
00:12:09,807 --> 00:12:11,642
Todd, are you all set
to finalize that deal today?
382
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,493
Yes, it's all in place; I
just have to make a call...
383
00:12:13,561 --> 00:12:14,828
That account is mine
and you know it!
384
00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:17,464
Richard.
No, no, no!
385
00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:18,782
You need a guy
with big ideas,
386
00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,050
and I'm the only
one who's got 'em.
387
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,451
Elliptical machine for dogs!
388
00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:22,886
Richard,
please sit down.
389
00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:24,521
That's what
they told Rosa Parks,
390
00:12:24,589 --> 00:12:28,525
and she sat down,
all right, but I won't.
391
00:12:28,593 --> 00:12:29,793
(sighs)
Fine.
392
00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:31,728
Todd, Richard's handling
the account now.
393
00:12:31,796 --> 00:12:34,998
Richard, Todd already put
the deal together, so
394
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:37,668
all you have to do
is confirm it by phone.
395
00:12:37,735 --> 00:12:40,737
All right, guess I'll try
and squeeze it in.
396
00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:44,124
Ugh, this Nike account's
busting my balls.
397
00:12:44,192 --> 00:12:46,059
You feel me, Todd?
398
00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,227
ALLEN GREGORY:
Okay, what else,
399
00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:48,562
what else, what else?
400
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,330
Ian's new sweater--
covered that.
401
00:12:50,398 --> 00:12:51,832
Oh, this was
crazy-- at lunch,
402
00:12:51,899 --> 00:12:55,202
Guillermo got a Tater Tot
with a piece of corn inside.
403
00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:57,504
(laughing):
His face was like, "What?"
404
00:12:57,572 --> 00:13:00,524
I was all, "I am telling
Joel about that."
405
00:13:00,591 --> 00:13:03,110
Please get out of here now.
406
00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:04,678
Starting to
drift off, huh?
407
00:13:04,746 --> 00:13:06,046
Okay, one more
order of business.
408
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:07,764
Brought you a little
get-well card.
409
00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:08,799
It's from all of us
410
00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:10,100
but purchased and coordinated
411
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,335
by me specifically.
412
00:13:11,402 --> 00:13:12,602
See what I wrote?
Read it out loud.
413
00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:15,155
That's okay, I
have it memorized.
414
00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:18,792
"Dear J, I am so sick
of you being sick,
415
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:22,045
so you better get better."
416
00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:23,380
And that's from
right here, padre.
417
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,382
Brinique wants
to break up with me.
418
00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:32,935
Brinique's breaking
up with you?
419
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,403
I am baffled,
420
00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:37,006
because there were
honestly no warning signs.
421
00:13:37,074 --> 00:13:39,091
D-Did she mention
why or...?
422
00:13:39,159 --> 00:13:40,726
She just wrote
she found someone else.
423
00:13:40,794 --> 00:13:42,161
Doesn't say who.
424
00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:45,348
Okay, yes, that is a
relief to whoever that is.
425
00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:46,816
Well, I guess
we can go ahead
426
00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:48,401
and rule out the
definitely nots,
427
00:13:48,468 --> 00:13:50,036
starting with the two
big dogs in this room.
428
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,338
Hey, you think Ian's
trying to make a move?
429
00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:53,406
Does he have
the rocks?
430
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:55,508
Things were fine before I left.
431
00:13:55,575 --> 00:13:56,993
Okay, listen,
if you cry,
432
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,878
I'm seriously going to lose
it all over the place.
433
00:13:58,945 --> 00:14:00,179
I cannot handle
that right now
434
00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:01,814
because I am sitting here,
watching my best friend
435
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,416
in the universe go through
this, and I am just like...
436
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,151
I'm not crying.
437
00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:06,252
Oh, good, you've
always been
438
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:07,486
the stronger of
the two of us, J.
439
00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:09,522
I'm coming back
to school tomorrow.
440
00:14:09,589 --> 00:14:10,690
I'll talk to her then.
441
00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:11,891
Tomorrow?
No.
442
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,309
No, no, no,
stop that, stop.
443
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:14,643
I'm gonna tuck you in
here like a little cocoon
444
00:14:14,711 --> 00:14:15,895
so you can wake up
a little butterfly.
445
00:14:15,979 --> 00:14:17,263
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
446
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:18,647
Ju-Just tucking you in.
447
00:14:18,715 --> 00:14:19,715
Keeps the heat
from escaping.
448
00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:22,018
Don't ever do that again.
449
00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:23,219
Right, gotcha.
450
00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:26,322
So we've discovered
the line, I guess.
451
00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:28,124
I got to say, this
whole real-job thing
452
00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:29,392
feels pretty
much the same,
453
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,694
except now my door
locks from the inside.
454
00:14:31,762 --> 00:14:33,345
Well, the Nike rep is supposed
to call any minute.
455
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,980
Remember, all you have to do
456
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,649
is agree to the terms, okay?
457
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,451
Mr. De Longpre?
458
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:40,619
What does the VH stand for?
459
00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:41,887
What?
460
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:43,289
In VH1.
(phone rings)
461
00:14:43,356 --> 00:14:44,724
Hmm, let's table that.
462
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:46,675
Richard De Longpre.
I'm on the phone.
463
00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:48,611
Mr. De Longpre,
Dan Pearson from Nike.
464
00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,379
Can the pleasantries, Pearson!
You know what I want.
465
00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:51,847
Well, the deal
I had arranged with Todd
466
00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:53,616
had us offering 400,000 per...
467
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:56,185
Todd's out, and
it's 500,000 now.
468
00:14:56,253 --> 00:14:57,110
500,000?
469
00:14:57,135 --> 00:14:58,254
That's what I heard
myself saying.
470
00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:00,956
Wow, that is high,
uh, but our companies
471
00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:03,192
have been doing business
together for a long time.
472
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,744
Uh, I guess
we can agree to that.
473
00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:06,445
Not so fast, pal.
474
00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:07,947
You bit on that
offer pretty quick.
475
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:10,366
Big mistake 'cause
now it's ten million.
476
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:11,534
Okay, I'm not sure
what's going on.
477
00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:12,568
I'm hanging up.
478
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:13,636
I'm hanging up first!
479
00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:15,237
Got those bastards
on the run.
480
00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:17,056
Sir, I really think you should...
Relax, Chippy.
481
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,774
They're shaking
in their boots.
482
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,811
In a little while they'll call
back, beg us to let 'em sign.
483
00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:23,496
All we have to do is wait.
484
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,663
We lost Nike!
485
00:15:24,731 --> 00:15:25,614
Ah, damn.
486
00:15:27,818 --> 00:15:30,119
(grunting)
487
00:15:30,187 --> 00:15:31,387
(exhales)
488
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,055
C-T, maybe pull a couple
weights off for me,
489
00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:34,423
drop it down to 210.
490
00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:37,093
Whoa, Allen Gregory, you
usually kill it on the press.
491
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,494
Something wrong?
492
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,762
I don't know,
it's just not working out
493
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,063
like I thought it would.
494
00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:43,466
Why? You're in tight
with Guillermo and Ian, right?
495
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:44,567
Got Brinique begging
for it.
496
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:46,068
What else you want?
497
00:15:46,136 --> 00:15:48,237
I guess I just thought
we'd be doing it together.
498
00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:49,438
Me and you?
499
00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:51,407
I don't know,
I work here most days.
500
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,109
I mean, I could probably
get out to...
501
00:15:53,176 --> 00:15:54,677
No, no, no, me and Zadak.
502
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:56,645
Ah... check this out.
503
00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,814
In 20 years you're gonna
look back and realize
504
00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:00,716
that your elementary school
popularity
505
00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:04,186
was the most important thing
that ever happened to you.
506
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,360
You got to put this kid
in the ground.
507
00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:07,223
Really?
508
00:16:07,224 --> 00:16:09,391
Oh, yeah. When he shows up
at school,
509
00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:12,294
you show him that you got
his girl and you got his crew
510
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:13,929
and you step
on his neck.
511
00:16:13,997 --> 00:16:16,832
You got
the juice now, AG.
512
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,668
You gonna give that up just so
you can be friends with Zadak?
513
00:16:19,736 --> 00:16:21,337
But I'm not even interested
in Brinique.
514
00:16:21,404 --> 00:16:23,205
Hey, I wasn't all that
interested in Christina Ricci,
515
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,440
but you do it
for your career.
516
00:16:24,508 --> 00:16:25,791
I'll tell you a story.
517
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,076
Just let me make sure
I'm not calling her
518
00:16:27,144 --> 00:16:28,277
by accident in my pocket.
519
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:33,682
Wait, do I have
a phone?
520
00:16:37,687 --> 00:16:38,621
I can't go
in there.
521
00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:39,688
They're just going
to yell at me
522
00:16:39,756 --> 00:16:41,157
and give me
less stuff to do.
523
00:16:41,224 --> 00:16:43,859
Well, yeah, I'm sure they'll
do both of those things.
524
00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:45,127
And since I'm the coward
that I am,
525
00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:46,562
I'll probably just
take it in the rump
526
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,080
and limp on
out of there.
527
00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:49,598
Or you fix it.
528
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:51,066
You get Nike back.
529
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,802
Oh, Jeremy, and how am
I supposed to do that?
530
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,538
You'll figure it out,
and after you do,
531
00:16:55,605 --> 00:16:57,573
you'll demand another
monster account
532
00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:00,309
and another one after that
and another one after that
533
00:17:00,377 --> 00:17:03,979
because you're the super-CEO
of De Longpre International.
534
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,398
It's a fake title.
535
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,084
Only if you
allow it to be.
536
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:12,254
Now, you go in there and
you show them it's real.
537
00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:19,111
So Zadak comes back today, huh?
538
00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:20,579
What's it been, two days?
539
00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,114
Feels more like two years.
540
00:17:22,182 --> 00:17:23,549
I like it better without him.
541
00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:24,817
Is that so crazy?
542
00:17:24,885 --> 00:17:26,252
It's not crazy, Guillermo.
543
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,987
I feel the same way.
544
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:29,154
And I guess
you're going through
545
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,356
with the whole breakup?
Uh-huh, yeah.
546
00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:33,926
Ah, Brinique--
little sweet, black Brinique.
547
00:17:33,994 --> 00:17:36,862
Look, there is Joel coming
through the door right now.
548
00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:40,799
Hey, guys, somebody move over.
549
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,801
Daddy's back.
550
00:17:42,869 --> 00:17:45,287
Brinique, what's the deal, babe?
551
00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:50,993
Why won't anyone
look at me?
552
00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:52,294
Oh, my God, please don't cry.
553
00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:56,699
Ugh, you can't let this happen,
554
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,766
you big sap.
555
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,018
Joel, so glad
you're back, pal.
556
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,869
I was starting to think
I'd have to hang out
557
00:18:00,937 --> 00:18:02,154
with these chumps forever.
558
00:18:02,239 --> 00:18:03,706
Who's a chump-- me?
Like this rube
559
00:18:03,773 --> 00:18:05,040
going on and on
560
00:18:05,108 --> 00:18:06,308
about his truck
collection.
561
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,344
We get it, man, you like trucks.
562
00:18:08,411 --> 00:18:10,679
Well, guess what--
four is not a collection.
563
00:18:10,747 --> 00:18:12,481
I hate trucks,
and I have seven!
564
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,882
(whimpers)
And look at this
565
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,251
big old churro,
566
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,486
strung out on brie
like a frigging junkie.
567
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,888
Fun fact about brie--
it's $6.50 a pound.
568
00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:24,493
If you were $6.50 a pound,
you'd cost a billion pesos.
569
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,995
'Cause your
currency's worthless.
570
00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:28,030
Allen Gregory,
why are you doing this?
571
00:18:28,098 --> 00:18:29,765
I'm sorry,
what'd you say?
572
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,567
I just don't
understand.
573
00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:33,269
That's right,
you don't.
574
00:18:33,336 --> 00:18:34,937
Remember when I walked you
575
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:35,938
to class?
576
00:18:36,006 --> 00:18:37,773
Well, guess what.
577
00:18:37,841 --> 00:18:39,541
It was on my way.
578
00:18:39,609 --> 00:18:40,843
(sniffles)
579
00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:44,480
Yep, these losers
are all yours.
580
00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:47,149
No, Allen Gregory,
you're the loser.
581
00:18:47,217 --> 00:18:48,684
These are my friends,
582
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,786
and no one talks
to my friends like that.
583
00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:56,608
Do it.
584
00:18:57,944 --> 00:18:59,411
Say it with me, guys.
585
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:00,662
ALL:
Incoming!
586
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,047
(laughter)
587
00:19:02,132 --> 00:19:04,717
GUILLERMO: His underpants
are yet again wet with milks.
588
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,804
Thanks for
sticking up for me.
589
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,205
You got it.
590
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:13,309
So, Guillermo, you had a corn
in your Tater Tot?
591
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,743
Tell me the whole story, go.
592
00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:18,614
Welcome back, sir,
back where you belong.
593
00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:21,617
Hey, Allen Gregory, I saw
what happened over there.
594
00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:23,085
Don't worry,
I'll still be your fr...
595
00:19:23,153 --> 00:19:24,787
Take off your pants
and give them to me.
596
00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:32,359
(indistinct chatter)
597
00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:36,346
Richard, we need
to know what happened.
598
00:19:36,414 --> 00:19:37,981
Okay, okay, here's how it went.
599
00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:39,783
I'm on the phone,
all set to close the deal,
600
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,051
but then this guy comes
over and starts chanting,
601
00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:42,419
"Ten mil, ten mil!"
602
00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:43,970
And I'm shaking my head like,
"No, thanks,"
603
00:19:44,038 --> 00:19:45,088
but then he starts
going like this.
604
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,574
And I'm thinking,
"I'd better do it
605
00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:48,791
or this maniac
is gonna punch me."
606
00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:49,709
Okay, none of that is true.
607
00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:50,910
Look, Richard, we're not looking
608
00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:52,445
for excuses right now.
609
00:19:52,513 --> 00:19:54,116
We need answers---
what are we going to do?
610
00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:55,775
Without Nike, our
three-year projections will tank.
611
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,899
He doesn't even
know what our company does!
612
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,535
Somebody's got to be held accountable.
How are you going to fix this?
613
00:19:58,602 --> 00:19:59,953
What could you possibly
have said?
614
00:20:00,021 --> 00:20:02,188
A very frustrating situation.
615
00:20:02,256 --> 00:20:03,639
He's an idiot. How are you going
to fix this?
616
00:20:03,691 --> 00:20:06,810
Richard,
Richard.
617
00:20:06,877 --> 00:20:07,777
Richard?
618
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,581
Blue?
619
00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:12,415
What was that?
620
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:14,851
Blue paper?
621
00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:17,721
You think we should try
the blue paper?
622
00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:19,322
Yeah?
623
00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:22,726
Hello, Nike?
624
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:25,628
Richard says blue.
625
00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:26,796
We're back.
626
00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:28,631
(overlapping chatter)
627
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:32,435
Whoo!
There he is.
628
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,773
So he bought it?
629
00:20:36,841 --> 00:20:37,907
He bought it.
630
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,275
Nice work.
631
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,632
So how'd it go?
632
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,434
You show 'em
who's boss?
633
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,402
I sure did.
634
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:53,139
Rich, I'm really
proud of you.
635
00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,675
Well, I guess
I deserve that.
636
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:58,611
Now take me home,
Jeremy.
637
00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:00,280
(engine starts)
638
00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:04,347
== sync, corrected by elderman ==