1 00:00:53,756 --> 00:00:56,120 - Evening, Mr. Nobbs. - Miss Dawes. 2 00:01:06,096 --> 00:01:08,627 - Good evening, Albert. - Mrs. Baker. 3 00:01:09,126 --> 00:01:10,492 All right girls... 4 00:01:11,045 --> 00:01:13,602 No finger-marks on the knife-blades, please! 5 00:01:27,534 --> 00:01:29,585 Well, Helen Dawes, what are you grinning about? 6 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,326 Nothing, Mrs. Baker. Sorry, Mrs. Baker. 7 00:01:50,202 --> 00:01:53,848 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Moore. Your table awaits. 8 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,209 Thank you. 9 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:04,228 What sweet roses, Nobbs. You always remember. 10 00:02:04,286 --> 00:02:05,338 Madam. 11 00:02:11,777 --> 00:02:14,428 - Milady. - Good evening, Mrs. Baker. 12 00:02:15,776 --> 00:02:17,851 Such a kind little man. 13 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,121 - Who? - Nobbs. 14 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:21,994 Right... 15 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:25,113 - You look gorgeous. - Thank you. 16 00:02:25,175 --> 00:02:27,092 What do you say - the lamb or the beef? 17 00:02:27,293 --> 00:02:29,620 Do you think we'll be able to tell the difference? 18 00:02:30,087 --> 00:02:31,224 Good evening. 19 00:02:38,623 --> 00:02:40,061 Dr. Holloran. 20 00:02:40,343 --> 00:02:41,585 Follow me. 21 00:02:44,066 --> 00:02:47,421 - There you go. - Thank you. 22 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,756 Have the lamb, Doctor Holloran. It will melt in your mouth. 23 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:52,419 The lamb it shall be, Duchess. 24 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,655 Sean, Doctor Holloran will take the lamb. 25 00:02:55,745 --> 00:02:56,913 Yes, Madam. 26 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,919 - Will you have the soup? - I hope it's good. 27 00:03:00,991 --> 00:03:02,069 Sean! 28 00:03:05,858 --> 00:03:08,113 - There's a stain on your tie. - Madam? 29 00:03:08,174 --> 00:03:09,837 Have a care, Sean. 30 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:12,234 Last week it was the jacket, tonight the tie. 31 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,164 - Yes madam, I'm sorry. - Remember, there are hundreds, 32 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:16,490 hundreds of young men walking the streets of Dublin 33 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:17,835 looking for work. 34 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:19,845 Young men, Sean. 35 00:03:20,046 --> 00:03:22,037 Good man, Nobbs. 36 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:28,001 - Oh! Monsieur et Madame! - Madame. 37 00:03:29,079 --> 00:03:30,727 Madame, ou est ma verre de I'eau glacé? 38 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:32,422 Tout de suite, Monsieur! Patrick! 39 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:46,588 - My Lordship. - Mrs. Baker. 40 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,802 Terribly sorry. I know we're late, 41 00:03:51,915 --> 00:03:53,622 but could you forgive us just this once? 42 00:03:53,812 --> 00:03:55,638 We're simply famished. Of course. 43 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,825 Aubrey insisted we walk all the way from Ballsbridge. 44 00:03:57,916 --> 00:04:00,419 Well, My Lady, there's nothing like a brisk walk 45 00:04:00,494 --> 00:04:02,131 for giving a body an appetite. 46 00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:04,389 Come along now, your table is set and waiting. 47 00:04:05,983 --> 00:04:08,511 Tell me, how is your mother, dear Lady Yarrell? 48 00:04:08,631 --> 00:04:10,368 - Oh, tip-top, Mrs. B, tip-top. 49 00:04:10,456 --> 00:04:12,797 I certainly hope she will come and visit us soon. 50 00:04:12,856 --> 00:04:14,595 I'm sure she'd be delighted. 51 00:04:14,697 --> 00:04:16,151 So sorry, dear lady... 52 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,749 No bother at all, Mr. Smythe-Willard 53 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:20,437 To be sure. 54 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:24,891 My friends, we do apologize. 55 00:04:27,922 --> 00:04:29,697 Now, drinks. 56 00:04:29,863 --> 00:04:31,120 Albert! 57 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,297 Dudley, Dudley, call the brigade! 58 00:05:03,661 --> 00:05:06,155 My hair's on fire! My hair's on fire! 59 00:05:12,199 --> 00:05:14,044 A long old day, Mr. Nobbs. 60 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:19,534 Well... 61 00:05:20,477 --> 00:05:23,400 I won't say no to a nightcap now, sure I wouldn't. 62 00:05:25,278 --> 00:05:27,882 Only I have a drop left, myself... 63 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,759 Good night, Mr. Casey. 64 00:05:34,891 --> 00:05:36,282 Mr. Nobbs. 65 00:05:53,297 --> 00:05:55,280 Half-a-crown from Mrs. Moore... 66 00:05:55,511 --> 00:05:57,317 sixpence from the Doctor, 67 00:05:57,439 --> 00:06:00,972 tuppence - Monsieur Pigot... 68 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,786 ...three pence... Mrs. 69 00:06:02,787 --> 00:06:04,084 Cavendish, when I brought her stationary... 70 00:06:04,183 --> 00:06:06,810 Another thruppence from what's his name, the Viscount's friend 71 00:06:06,852 --> 00:06:10,198 and a tanner from the Viscount and another from his missus. 72 00:06:17,338 --> 00:06:20,064 Two-and-six, and six and two is eight, and three is eleven, 73 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:22,788 three is one-and-two, and six is one-and-eight, 74 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:25,370 and six is two-and-two, that's... 75 00:06:28,099 --> 00:06:30,242 ...four shillings and eightpence. 76 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,502 Ah, Mr. Gilligan-Madam... 77 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,150 so good to have had you with us again. 78 00:07:32,227 --> 00:07:33,553 I hope your stay was satisfactory? 79 00:07:33,597 --> 00:07:35,778 Yes. Perfectly fine. Thank you. 80 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,996 For God's sake, man! I'm sorry, sir! 81 00:07:45,013 --> 00:07:47,303 Look what you've done! Muddied my boots! Defaced my luggage! 82 00:07:47,359 --> 00:07:48,977 I've never seen such blatant incompetence! 83 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:50,495 Are you alright, my dear? 84 00:07:50,806 --> 00:07:52,564 Does that look all right to you! 85 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,478 Where's the Manager? Where's that fool Sweeney? 86 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:55,825 I'm very sorry, Sir. 87 00:07:55,899 --> 00:07:58,091 Yes. Yes. Everyone's sorry! It's outrageous ineptitude. 88 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,591 Clean up the mess you've made of my boots. 89 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:08,499 I won't patronize this establishment again 90 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:11,289 and I will urge my friends and acquaintances to do the same, 91 00:08:11,401 --> 00:08:13,408 if you keep this man in your employ. 92 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,296 Yes, Mr. Gilligan, sir. 93 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,209 - Dismiss him immediately. - Sir, I was... 94 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,606 - Now! - Yes, sir. 95 00:08:31,698 --> 00:08:32,721 Fine. 96 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,241 Give us the marmalade there, Mr. Donaghue. 97 00:08:47,413 --> 00:08:50,380 It's the marmalade... The marmalade, Patrick. 98 00:08:50,491 --> 00:08:53,738 Pass the marmalade to Mr. Casey. 99 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:57,534 Allways on Tuesdays if I recall correctly. 100 00:08:58,701 --> 00:09:00,300 Thank you, Mr. Nobbs. 101 00:09:02,256 --> 00:09:04,749 God, but isn't he a smasher? Who? 102 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,178 What's-his-name - the Viscount. 103 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:09,953 Not to mention rich. Young and handsome, 104 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:11,580 with money and land, 105 00:09:11,824 --> 00:09:13,560 that's the kind of man I want. 106 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:16,760 I'll wear my new blouse tonight and give him an eyeful. 107 00:09:20,378 --> 00:09:23,411 Would you care for a tasty breast of duck, my Lord? 108 00:09:23,492 --> 00:09:25,127 Pink and succulent, 109 00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:26,773 just the way you like it. 110 00:09:30,207 --> 00:09:32,020 That's right, lower yourself. 111 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:34,687 The likes of him would only take advantage of a girl 112 00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:36,367 and then leave her high and dry. 113 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:38,491 High, maybe, but I wouldn't say dry. 114 00:09:38,598 --> 00:09:40,485 Now, girls, stop this trick-acting 115 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,616 and just go on with your breakfast. 116 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:44,752 It's no trouble at all, mind you. 117 00:09:46,332 --> 00:09:47,341 - Morning, all. - Good morning. 118 00:09:49,461 --> 00:09:51,076 Somebody didn't bring me my 119 00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:53,387 wake-up cuppa. 120 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,334 I'll have to lodge a complaint with Mrs. Baker. 121 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:02,704 Morning, Nobbs. 122 00:10:02,888 --> 00:10:04,030 Doctor. 123 00:10:05,252 --> 00:10:07,187 Did you know we have a Lord and Lady staying? 124 00:10:07,904 --> 00:10:09,453 Is that so. 125 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,012 ...what do you think, any chance? 126 00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:13,711 I'm sorry, there's nothing here. 127 00:10:13,772 --> 00:10:14,991 I was two years at the Ardlane. 128 00:10:15,087 --> 00:10:16,827 Maybe you should have stayed there. 129 00:10:16,894 --> 00:10:17,885 Look, I'll do anything... 130 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,911 Good morning, Nobbs. 131 00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:50,637 Mistress Milly, Master George. 132 00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:28,007 Bunny!... Breakfast! 133 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,271 Shall we wake the girls? 134 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,029 That hat is very important. Be careful with that. 135 00:11:46,131 --> 00:11:48,785 Make those sheets nice and clean, good girls. 136 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:54,290 Are you the fellow for the boiler? 137 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:57,293 I'm a boiler man. 138 00:11:57,377 --> 00:12:00,371 Well you certainly took your sweet time in getting here. 139 00:12:00,444 --> 00:12:01,941 Mrs. Baker is waiting inside. Come on inside. 140 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,646 Follow me. 141 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,517 - Misses Baker, madam. - Albert 142 00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:17,555 Mr. Hubert Page is working in the morning 143 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,941 and has come over and asked us for a bed so I've told him 144 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,948 he can muddle in with you for one night. 145 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:27,580 With me, madam? 146 00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:30,229 Yes, Mr. Nobbs. With you. 147 00:12:30,407 --> 00:12:32,855 - But... - What? 148 00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:35,104 What are you trying to say? 149 00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:38,274 My bed is full of lumps. 150 00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:40,259 Full of lumps! 151 00:12:41,258 --> 00:12:45,063 Your bed was it was re-picked and buttoned just six months ago! 152 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,563 What are you talking about? 153 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:47,788 So it was, Madam, so it was. 154 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,158 But you see, 155 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,577 I'm a very light sleeper, 156 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:52,724 and me being sleepless might keep Mr. Page awake. 157 00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:54,792 I'm thinking he'd might be better off on a sofa 158 00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:56,288 in the coffee room. 159 00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:59,043 On a sofa in the coffee room! 160 00:12:59,105 --> 00:13:00,482 I don't want to be an inconvenience. It's a fine night. 161 00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:03,415 I'll keep myself warm with a sharp walk. 162 00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:05,397 You'll do nothing of the kind, Mr. Page! 163 00:13:07,943 --> 00:13:09,492 Of course, Mrs. Baker. 164 00:13:10,162 --> 00:13:12,380 If Mr. Page is pleased to share my bed, 165 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,572 he's welcome, I'm sure. 166 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,468 I should think so, indeed... 167 00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:19,705 Right, it's settled then. 168 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:23,289 Mrs. Baker, Madam, the men with the boiler has just arrived. 169 00:13:24,911 --> 00:13:26,360 Have you a letter from Holmans'? 170 00:13:26,644 --> 00:13:27,826 Holmans? 171 00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:29,505 The plumbers? No. 172 00:13:29,613 --> 00:13:31,111 I thought you said he was from Holmans'? 173 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:32,671 Oh, yes... I Didn't they give you... 174 00:13:32,741 --> 00:13:34,496 No, indeed. I said nothing about Holmans'. 175 00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:36,387 I thought you said they gave you... 176 00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:37,909 I said I know about boilers. 177 00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:39,558 And do you... 178 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:41,205 know about boilers? 179 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:42,555 I do, madam. 180 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:45,731 I'm an apprenticed boiler-man. 181 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:49,372 Well, since you're here, you might as well 182 00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:52,054 come and have a look at the blessed thing. 183 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,806 - Thank you, Polly. - Thanks, madam. 184 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,182 There, now. 185 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,740 It's the bain of our lives. 186 00:14:07,892 --> 00:14:10,027 I'm depending on you to put some manners on it. 187 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,866 We have our costume ball tomorrow 188 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,936 so it's of the utmost importance that it's in full working order. 189 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,190 I'll do my best, Madam. 190 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,428 Right then. 191 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,746 Good night, Mr. Mackins. 192 00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:12,500 Jesus! 193 00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:19,245 You're a woman! 194 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:22,712 You won't tell on me, will you Mr. Page? 195 00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:25,417 - I'm on my knees. - Stop that! Get up! 196 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,274 I'm begging you! 197 00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,275 You won't tell on me, Mr. Page! 198 00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:31,034 And stop a poor woman making a living... 199 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,509 It would be the end of me! 200 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,875 I don't want to finish up in the poorhouse! 201 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,704 - Stop blubbering! - No, no, no. 202 00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,262 - Get up off the floor! - No! Don't! 203 00:17:39,337 --> 00:17:41,862 Get a hold of yourself! You'll wake the entire fucking hotel! 204 00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:44,265 - You won't tell on me? - Stop with your noise! 205 00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:54,081 What were you doing jumping around like that for anyway? 206 00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:57,439 It was a flea. 207 00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:02,337 I'm a martyr to fleas. 208 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:04,464 You must have brought one in with you. 209 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:08,593 I'll be covered in blotches in the morning! 210 00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:12,257 Alright... alright! 211 00:18:13,322 --> 00:18:15,345 Just get a hold of yourself. 212 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,934 So why are you dressed like a fellow? 213 00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:46,300 No one would have suspected me until the day of my death, 214 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:49,706 if it hadn't been for the flea you brought in! 215 00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,332 So... 216 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,216 Mr. Nobbs... 217 00:19:01,185 --> 00:19:03,191 what do you suggest we do now? 218 00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:06,028 As far as our sleeping arrangements are concerned? 219 00:19:06,089 --> 00:19:07,586 Any ideas? 220 00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:14,545 Ah... go on... you take the bed. 221 00:19:14,546 --> 00:19:15,716 I'll go downstairs and find a sofa or something... 222 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,745 - No. - So what then? 223 00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:19,586 Mrs. Baker 224 00:19:19,697 --> 00:19:21,772 will have my hide if she finds out you didn't sleep here. 225 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,069 - You take the bed. - Where will you sleep? 226 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:26,521 Here. I don't mind. 227 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:29,652 - Don't be pathetic! - No, please! 228 00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,216 I know her. 229 00:19:31,976 --> 00:19:33,880 Just promise you won't tell. 230 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,756 Jesus! 231 00:19:41,177 --> 00:19:43,588 - Alright! - You promise? 232 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,466 You won't tell? 233 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:49,596 Yes, I will promise anything. I just need to get some sleep. 234 00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:52,639 Here. 235 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,080 Might as well just make yourself comfortable! 236 00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:56,292 And that. 237 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:01,052 I didn't ask to share your bloody bed! 238 00:20:03,796 --> 00:20:05,832 Oh, should have gone for a walk. 239 00:20:37,229 --> 00:20:39,096 Bloody hell... 240 00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:43,390 An hour late. 241 00:21:44,526 --> 00:21:47,716 Has 9 rung their bell yet? Yes, a while ago. 242 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:50,399 Good morning, Mr. Nobbs. 243 00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,106 How was your new bedfellow? 244 00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,740 I couldn't sleep. Now I'm late. 245 00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:56,525 Well I wouldn't worry with that 246 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:57,779 about being late for one morning. 247 00:21:57,831 --> 00:21:59,279 Good morning, Mr. Nobbs. 248 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,555 Good morning, Mr...? Page. Hubert Page. 249 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,014 Charmed to meet you. 250 00:22:03,086 --> 00:22:05,576 He's a shy one, our Mr. Nobbs. Oh, i know. 251 00:22:06,432 --> 00:22:08,022 I'll bring the children's. 252 00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:24,425 Mr. Nobbs...? 253 00:22:29,205 --> 00:22:31,615 Mrs. Moore. She prefers roses. 254 00:22:31,696 --> 00:22:33,337 Lilies make her sneeze. 255 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,910 Oh... I see...? Yes... well. 256 00:22:37,031 --> 00:22:40,354 I heard yourself and Mr. Page chattering away into the small hours. 257 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:42,687 He's a fine man, he is. 258 00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:45,760 Who? 259 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:48,488 Mr. Page. Is he married? 260 00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:51,725 We didn't discuss that sort of thing. 261 00:22:52,201 --> 00:22:54,890 Then what did "we" discuss? 262 00:23:00,614 --> 00:23:02,215 Horses. 263 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:06,517 Yes. Backing horses. 264 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:10,992 Mr. Page is agreat one for... for racing... and so on. 265 00:23:13,486 --> 00:23:15,030 For horses... 266 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,250 A... a... cup of tea, Mr. Page? 267 00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:39,431 Do you know, Mr. Nobbs, I believe this house runs on tea. 268 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,782 I must have been offered 269 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,357 three or four cups of it already this morning. 270 00:23:44,587 --> 00:23:46,221 Well, I wanted to... 271 00:23:59,601 --> 00:24:01,338 Will I take something in to Mr. Page? 272 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,256 Oh, yes, good girl. 273 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:05,683 He wants to work through and finish early. 274 00:24:07,316 --> 00:24:09,490 I declare, the smell of paint from that laundry room 275 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,259 is making me feel sick. 276 00:24:11,347 --> 00:24:13,266 Oh, is it the morning sickness, is it? 277 00:24:14,944 --> 00:24:17,339 You just think you are the funniest thing on earth, Helen Dawes. 278 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,875 So, everyone, this is Mr. Joe Mackins. 279 00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:25,162 He has worked all night long and believe it or not, 280 00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:27,527 he has tamed that boiler of ours! 281 00:24:27,588 --> 00:24:29,328 Oh, thank God for that! 282 00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:32,164 Now I've been thinking that we need a strong man about the house, 283 00:24:32,357 --> 00:24:34,850 So I have asked Mr. Mackins to stay on. 284 00:24:35,801 --> 00:24:37,321 - Mr. Nobbs! - Madam. 285 00:24:37,391 --> 00:24:38,880 After Mr. Mackins has had something to eat, 286 00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:40,369 would you show him to the yard room. 287 00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:41,875 Yes, madam. 288 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,773 Welcome to Morrison's, Mr. Mackins! 289 00:25:01,244 --> 00:25:03,698 Mrs. Baker has been talking about a party tomorrow? 290 00:25:03,789 --> 00:25:05,288 It's our fancy-dress ball. 291 00:25:05,369 --> 00:25:06,534 We have it every year. 292 00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:08,616 We don't dress up. It's only for the guests. 293 00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:10,369 That's a shame. 294 00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:11,472 Where are you from, then? 295 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,660 - Where are you from? - Cork? 296 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,075 Cork? 297 00:25:16,374 --> 00:25:17,607 Are you mad, are you? 298 00:25:17,692 --> 00:25:19,393 I'm from Galway, of course. 299 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,857 I declare to my granny, if you don't know the difference...! 300 00:25:21,951 --> 00:25:24,286 Cork, Galway... it's all the same to a Dublin man. 301 00:25:25,097 --> 00:25:26,585 Oh, a Jackeen, are you? 302 00:25:26,683 --> 00:25:27,936 Never would have known? 303 00:25:28,005 --> 00:25:29,203 Born and bred in Sheriff Street, where 304 00:25:29,205 --> 00:25:30,402 no sheriff was ever known to venture. 305 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:44,647 What delicacy have you got for me this time, Mister Nobbs? 306 00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:47,723 Don't worry. 307 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,846 Your secret is safe with me. 308 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,995 It's just that I'm afraid... 309 00:25:54,199 --> 00:25:56,445 you see... in case Mrs. Baker... 310 00:26:35,515 --> 00:26:36,606 Mr. Nobbs. 311 00:26:51,649 --> 00:26:54,466 - You're back. - Tea-time. 312 00:26:54,558 --> 00:26:57,493 Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Not more tea! 313 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,297 Do you want to hear my story? 314 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,404 It's not much to tell. 315 00:27:13,495 --> 00:27:14,984 I was married 316 00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:17,029 to a house-painter, as it happens, 317 00:27:17,645 --> 00:27:18,916 a drunk and a bully. 318 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,216 One night he came home scuttered 319 00:27:21,286 --> 00:27:22,724 and gave me the usual fighting, 320 00:27:23,381 --> 00:27:27,191 Only this time he rounded it off with an almighty kick, 321 00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:31,264 and that was the end of that. 322 00:27:32,253 --> 00:27:33,621 What did you do? 323 00:27:42,521 --> 00:27:45,230 I took his things, and I left. 324 00:27:45,589 --> 00:27:46,988 This is his work-coat, 325 00:27:47,161 --> 00:27:50,445 I've kept it, all these years, to remember him by, the fucking waster. 326 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,369 So you're still... married. 327 00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:55,328 I am. 328 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,001 Her name is Cathleen. 329 00:28:05,868 --> 00:28:07,644 Girls, it's time to start the dinner. 330 00:28:07,723 --> 00:28:09,850 Hubert Page - have you dealt with that damp patch yet? 331 00:28:10,012 --> 00:28:11,919 You're a terrible slave driver, Mrs. Donaghue, so you are. 332 00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:14,192 And you're just a big ladies man. 333 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,940 So you married... a woman? 334 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,231 I met a girl as lonely as myself. 335 00:28:33,776 --> 00:28:35,377 We fixed up to get a place, 336 00:28:35,485 --> 00:28:37,435 sharing the rent and all that. 337 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:39,101 She had her dressmaking, 338 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,577 I had my work. 339 00:28:41,509 --> 00:28:43,234 But people began to talk, so... 340 00:28:43,395 --> 00:28:44,927 we got married. 341 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:48,527 What's your name? 342 00:28:49,608 --> 00:28:50,823 Albert. 343 00:28:50,924 --> 00:28:52,505 Your real name. 344 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,890 Albert. 345 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,704 Listen, Mr. Page, I hear tell you're a betting man. 346 00:29:08,096 --> 00:29:10,206 Have you a tip for Leopardstown tomorrow? 347 00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:11,681 I'm in need of a winner. 348 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,124 I lost my shirt on Lightning Lad in the Gold Cup. 349 00:29:16,246 --> 00:29:17,937 Ligtning, my arse! 350 00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:21,205 You did a grand job, Mr. Page. 351 00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:23,963 For your salubrious. Thank you, madam. 352 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:27,109 If only I could afford to have the whole place done! 353 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,108 Could you possibly tell me in your expert opinion... 354 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:33,342 how much do you think it would cost? To paint the whole interior? 355 00:29:33,424 --> 00:29:35,082 Indeed. Oh, well then... 356 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,878 Eh... let me think. 357 00:29:37,794 --> 00:29:42,931 Well, it's all this end here... 358 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,807 the coffee room... 359 00:29:50,425 --> 00:29:52,080 Is that the dinning room? Yes. 360 00:29:52,555 --> 00:29:53,734 How many guest floors? 361 00:29:53,814 --> 00:29:55,433 - Two. - Two. 362 00:29:55,743 --> 00:29:57,855 Well, it's only an estimate, but 363 00:29:58,335 --> 00:30:01,677 I'd say it couldn't be done for under two-hundred pounds. 364 00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:04,387 Two-hundred! Oh, my! 365 00:30:05,108 --> 00:30:06,267 Well, aren't I the dreamer! 366 00:30:06,343 --> 00:30:08,870 I can't even afford a new boiler. 367 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:12,072 - Good night, Mr. Page. - Good night, madam. 368 00:30:13,171 --> 00:30:16,705 I'll dream of more salubrious rooms. 369 00:30:17,642 --> 00:30:18,963 Jesus! 370 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,143 - Mr. Page! - God almighty! 371 00:30:26,211 --> 00:30:27,860 You scared the be Jesus out of me! 372 00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:30,044 - How did you manage it? - What? 373 00:30:30,515 --> 00:30:31,892 To marry? 374 00:30:32,889 --> 00:30:36,006 Easy! You could do it yourself. 375 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:37,797 Waiter! 376 00:30:39,027 --> 00:30:40,083 Mr. Moore, Sir? 377 00:30:40,158 --> 00:30:42,841 Mrs. Moore and I would like a glass of sherry before dinner. 378 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,180 Fetch a couple of glasses up to the room, will you? 379 00:30:45,237 --> 00:30:46,466 Yes, sir. 380 00:30:56,927 --> 00:30:58,484 It's been a pleasure, Mrs Donaghue. 381 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:22,863 But... 382 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,671 when did he tell his wife he was a woman? 383 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:32,824 Before the wedding? 384 00:31:33,816 --> 00:31:35,284 Or after? 385 00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:52,634 Did she say her wife was a milliner? 386 00:31:57,939 --> 00:32:01,293 Sean! What in the name of God you're doing letting our PATRICK up there? 387 00:32:01,805 --> 00:32:04,079 Come along down slowly... 388 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,327 Mr. Mackins! Mr. Mackins, help us! 389 00:32:10,491 --> 00:32:13,613 Oh, my! Patrick, what are you doing up those ladders? 390 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,032 Allright, now everyone back to work. 391 00:32:40,867 --> 00:32:43,954 Oh, wonderful! 392 00:32:47,252 --> 00:32:48,537 Ladies... 393 00:32:48,605 --> 00:32:51,161 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please! 394 00:32:52,482 --> 00:32:58,470 I now call upon the mistress of the house to open the ball. 395 00:32:58,659 --> 00:33:00,856 Mrs. Margaret Baker! 396 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,856 Come on, bunny, bunny! 397 00:35:02,786 --> 00:35:03,889 Get out! 398 00:35:24,813 --> 00:35:27,712 - Albert, my good man! - Doctor. 399 00:35:30,012 --> 00:35:32,474 Why aren't you in fancy-dress? 400 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,060 Me, Sir? 401 00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:39,247 But I'm a waiter. 402 00:35:41,952 --> 00:35:43,970 And I'm a doctor! 403 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,589 We are both disguised as ourselves! 404 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,775 That's a good one, eh? 405 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,827 Tell me your name? 406 00:36:35,938 --> 00:36:37,833 What's your name? 407 00:36:37,983 --> 00:36:39,587 You're hurting me. 408 00:36:50,062 --> 00:36:51,275 Wait...! 409 00:36:53,059 --> 00:36:54,407 Helen. 410 00:36:54,557 --> 00:36:55,816 Helen Dawes. 411 00:37:06,745 --> 00:37:08,371 Dr. Holloran... 412 00:37:09,344 --> 00:37:11,847 Give me that now. 413 00:37:12,378 --> 00:37:13,814 Stop! 414 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,924 Five hundred and fourteen pounds, seventeen shillings and sixpence. 415 00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:38,791 Now... seven pense. And... one... two... three-farthings. 416 00:37:47,053 --> 00:37:51,113 In six months, I could have sixhundred pounds... 417 00:37:59,854 --> 00:38:01,217 Doctor. 418 00:38:03,225 --> 00:38:05,403 Your morning cuppa, Sir. 419 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,638 Suffering God, Albert, 420 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,665 what was I drinking last night? 421 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,442 Your tea, Sir? 422 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:21,054 Your Bushmills. 423 00:38:21,224 --> 00:38:22,974 Oh, good man, Nobbs, 424 00:38:23,757 --> 00:38:25,640 let's have a drop, shall we, 425 00:38:25,699 --> 00:38:27,197 for an eye-opener. 426 00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:31,380 Oh, that's good. Oh, dear! 427 00:38:46,329 --> 00:38:48,003 Everything all right, Albert? 428 00:38:49,655 --> 00:38:50,733 Sir? 429 00:38:51,065 --> 00:38:53,182 Something on your mind? 430 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:54,985 Oh, no! No, sir. 431 00:38:59,592 --> 00:39:00,887 Well... 432 00:39:02,266 --> 00:39:07,445 Sir, the fact is, I've been thinking. 433 00:39:08,298 --> 00:39:10,415 Oh, thinking are you. 434 00:39:10,788 --> 00:39:12,043 Yes, sir. 435 00:39:12,814 --> 00:39:14,172 I've been thinking 436 00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:17,949 I might purchase a little business. 437 00:39:18,142 --> 00:39:20,601 A business! Fancy that. 438 00:39:20,765 --> 00:39:22,481 What kind of a business? 439 00:39:24,302 --> 00:39:25,594 Perhaps... 440 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:28,168 a little shop... 441 00:39:28,306 --> 00:39:31,346 What kind of a shop? 442 00:39:31,691 --> 00:39:33,920 I've been thinking, maybe 443 00:39:34,213 --> 00:39:35,528 tobacco. 444 00:39:35,887 --> 00:39:37,598 Oh, yes, 445 00:39:37,965 --> 00:39:40,424 a tobacconist's, now, that would suit a man. 446 00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:43,269 But a woman could serve at the counter. 447 00:39:43,763 --> 00:39:45,536 Yes, indeed. A woman could. 448 00:39:51,496 --> 00:39:53,417 You're not thinking of taking a wife 449 00:39:53,547 --> 00:39:55,046 are you, Nobbs? 450 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:56,936 Who's the lucky lady? 451 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,429 ¿quién es la afortunada? 452 00:39:57,824 --> 00:40:00,094 - Good morning, Dr. Holloran. - Good morning, Mary. 453 00:40:00,202 --> 00:40:01,522 Good morning, Mr. Nobbs. 454 00:40:03,782 --> 00:40:05,448 Get that out of you way there? 455 00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:13,090 Women...! 456 00:40:57,598 --> 00:41:00,462 "TOBACCONIST - A. Nobbs" 457 00:41:09,948 --> 00:41:11,818 Two counters... 458 00:41:12,549 --> 00:41:16,687 one for tobacco... and things... 459 00:41:17,586 --> 00:41:19,801 the other for sweetmeats. 460 00:41:25,106 --> 00:41:27,509 There's a door behind... 461 00:41:28,372 --> 00:41:30,491 leading to the parlor... 462 00:41:31,534 --> 00:41:33,527 the wife's parlor. 463 00:41:45,856 --> 00:41:49,657 But where do Hubert and Cathleen sleep? 464 00:41:54,453 --> 00:41:56,585 - Need a hand there, Mr. Nobbs? - No. 465 00:41:57,030 --> 00:41:59,203 All right, don't lose your rag. 466 00:42:00,146 --> 00:42:02,062 Lovely to see you again, ladies. 467 00:42:02,113 --> 00:42:04,626 - We'll be back. - Thank you, Mrs. Baker. 468 00:42:05,301 --> 00:42:08,822 There now, Albert will look after you. 469 00:42:22,853 --> 00:42:25,708 Now she can have a clock on a marble chimneypiece. 470 00:42:50,841 --> 00:42:53,295 DRESSMAKER 471 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:01,073 Yes? 472 00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,053 Mr. Nobbs. 473 00:43:08,929 --> 00:43:11,880 I was passing by... 474 00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:15,776 Come in, come in! 475 00:43:23,355 --> 00:43:25,200 Cathleen, this is Mr. Nobbs. 476 00:43:25,544 --> 00:43:27,990 Mr. Nobbs, my wife. 477 00:43:29,893 --> 00:43:33,289 Mrs. Page. Pleased to meet you, Mr. Nobbs. 478 00:43:37,477 --> 00:43:38,888 Well now, 479 00:43:39,623 --> 00:43:42,423 we were just about to have a bit of dinner, Mr. Nobbs? 480 00:43:42,622 --> 00:43:44,387 - Will you join us? - Oh, no. 481 00:43:44,463 --> 00:43:46,070 Thank you, Mrs. Page, 482 00:43:46,131 --> 00:43:50,530 I wanted to give you this... 483 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,946 You left it in my... in the room. 484 00:43:55,206 --> 00:43:57,918 You came all this way, just to give me this! 485 00:43:58,306 --> 00:44:00,585 It's the button from my work-coat! 486 00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:03,133 I didn't have another one to match! 487 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:07,910 You have averted a veritable tragedy, Mr. Nobbs. 488 00:44:08,124 --> 00:44:11,032 For that you must certainly stay and have your dinner with us. 489 00:44:11,512 --> 00:44:14,597 Hubert, you take Mr. Nobbs's coat and hat, 490 00:44:14,669 --> 00:44:16,826 and not have him standing there like a stranger! 491 00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:40,933 I thought she'd be... different. 492 00:44:41,309 --> 00:44:42,749 Cathleen? 493 00:44:43,106 --> 00:44:44,478 In what way? 494 00:44:44,936 --> 00:44:50,606 She's... real. Oh, she's real, all right! 495 00:44:53,325 --> 00:44:55,530 So, you've been thinking about my Cathleen, have you? 496 00:44:57,393 --> 00:45:01,074 Or, have you might find a Cathleen of your own? 497 00:45:05,478 --> 00:45:06,604 Sit down. 498 00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:21,545 I thought you'd be dressed as a woman at home. 499 00:45:22,427 --> 00:45:24,943 And what if a neighbour passing by happened to look in the window? 500 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,587 So you never wear a dress? 501 00:45:29,932 --> 00:45:31,327 It's safer, this way. 502 00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:33,122 But I don't need to tell you that! 503 00:45:34,613 --> 00:45:36,676 And anyway... it's not like 504 00:45:36,753 --> 00:45:38,898 we've robbed a bank or killed someone. 505 00:45:49,025 --> 00:45:52,394 I never gave you the chance to tell your story. 506 00:45:56,189 --> 00:45:58,151 So, why don't you tell me now. 507 00:46:07,285 --> 00:46:09,523 I don't know the beginning... 508 00:46:16,905 --> 00:46:20,755 I was a bastard... 509 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:30,357 Mrs. Nobbs, the woman who was paid to raise me, 510 00:46:30,453 --> 00:46:33,087 she knew who I was, but she never told me. 511 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:36,442 Maybe she would have one day, 512 00:46:37,148 --> 00:46:39,348 but she died suddenly. 513 00:46:39,459 --> 00:46:41,236 Without telling you who you are? 514 00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:43,127 Yes. 515 00:46:43,488 --> 00:46:46,452 She gave me a picture of a lady she said 516 00:46:46,535 --> 00:46:47,949 was my mother 517 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:51,920 and she hinted, more than once, that my people 518 00:46:51,987 --> 00:46:56,670 were grand folk. I got a convent education 519 00:46:56,729 --> 00:47:01,044 because of a big allowance from my mother's family. 520 00:47:01,606 --> 00:47:03,922 But one day, the Reverend Mother told us that my mother was dead 521 00:47:03,982 --> 00:47:06,798 and that we'd have to leave... 522 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,707 So we went to live in Seven Dials, 523 00:47:10,293 --> 00:47:12,093 and had to go and find work. 524 00:47:13,892 --> 00:47:16,557 I thought I'd die living among such rough people. 525 00:47:17,277 --> 00:47:18,666 They were poor, 526 00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:21,125 living like animals, 527 00:47:21,603 --> 00:47:23,100 indecently... 528 00:47:24,243 --> 00:47:26,697 Life without decency is unbearable. 529 00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:32,049 Then Mrs. Nobbs died... 530 00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:35,181 And you were what age? 531 00:47:35,807 --> 00:47:37,279 Fourteen. 532 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:46,198 So you decided to become a man? 533 00:47:58,448 --> 00:48:00,053 One night... 534 00:48:01,582 --> 00:48:03,036 there was... 535 00:48:05,956 --> 00:48:08,082 there was five of them... 536 00:48:08,532 --> 00:48:11,813 they caught me and... 537 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:19,094 they pulled me apart... it was under the stairs... 538 00:48:26,393 --> 00:48:28,191 they hurt me... 539 00:48:33,988 --> 00:48:37,900 and then they left me there. 540 00:48:41,975 --> 00:48:43,624 Soon after that, 541 00:48:44,014 --> 00:48:46,380 I heard there was to be a big dinner 542 00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:50,126 at the Freemason's Hall, and that they were short of waiters. 543 00:48:53,214 --> 00:48:54,756 Back then, 544 00:48:55,075 --> 00:48:58,659 my figure was just right for a waiter's. 545 00:49:00,257 --> 00:49:02,174 So I managed to get it. 546 00:49:02,264 --> 00:49:04,545 A second hand suit of clothes... 547 00:49:04,949 --> 00:49:06,599 an evening suit. 548 00:49:07,867 --> 00:49:10,672 I didn't think they'd hire me, but 549 00:49:10,925 --> 00:49:12,528 they were shorthanded 550 00:49:12,857 --> 00:49:14,370 and I got the job. 551 00:49:16,697 --> 00:49:18,730 I was paid ten shillings. 552 00:49:26,133 --> 00:49:27,764 And that was it. 553 00:49:35,256 --> 00:49:37,025 Since then, I've served round the tables 554 00:49:37,101 --> 00:49:41,657 of all the biggest places in London, Manchester, 555 00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:44,666 Liverpool. 556 00:49:47,662 --> 00:49:49,855 Then I came to Morrison's... 557 00:49:53,689 --> 00:49:55,214 Right, you men, up you get, 558 00:49:55,278 --> 00:49:57,420 before everything on the table is stonecold! 559 00:50:01,495 --> 00:50:04,055 "Oh, very salubrious, Mr. Page, 560 00:50:04,145 --> 00:50:07,981 very salubrious!" Salubrious?! 561 00:50:08,075 --> 00:50:10,935 Who does she think she is, the Queen of England? 562 00:50:11,068 --> 00:50:14,759 Oh, I'd love to get a squint at her, the old trout! 563 00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:29,053 It must be nice though, Mr. Nobbs, 564 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:30,801 working in a hotel. 565 00:50:31,415 --> 00:50:32,972 Always something happening, 566 00:50:33,814 --> 00:50:35,489 something to give you a laugh. 567 00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:53,231 Yesterday Sean Casey fell down the coal-hole steps. 568 00:50:54,344 --> 00:50:56,189 And who may I ask is Sean Casey? 569 00:50:57,084 --> 00:50:58,596 One of the waiters. 570 00:50:59,856 --> 00:51:01,313 And did he hurt himself? 571 00:51:02,103 --> 00:51:04,699 - He got a black eye. - A black eye. 572 00:51:05,218 --> 00:51:06,447 In the coal-hole! 573 00:51:09,248 --> 00:51:10,748 You're funny. 574 00:51:13,789 --> 00:51:16,021 You'd better learn how to do this, 575 00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:17,998 if you're going to open a tobacco shop. 576 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,357 We were speaking of Morrison's... 577 00:51:20,506 --> 00:51:24,815 that Helen Dawes. She's a fine girl. 578 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,572 She's the life of the place, she is. 579 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,013 Helen, is it? 580 00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:34,692 That's not the first time that name has been heard 581 00:51:34,765 --> 00:51:36,218 in this house, Mr. Nobbs. 582 00:51:36,444 --> 00:51:38,840 Hubert took quite a shine to her, didn't you, now? 583 00:51:38,886 --> 00:51:39,905 Well... 584 00:51:39,993 --> 00:51:41,634 Look at you, you're all thumbs. Give it here to me. 585 00:51:41,703 --> 00:51:44,509 I'm just saying, you know, if one day you should take it into your head 586 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:48,489 to run off to America, i might indeed try my luck with Miss Dawes. 587 00:51:48,745 --> 00:51:50,783 How can you deny that sweet little face 588 00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:53,118 and all those lovely blonde curls. 589 00:51:53,994 --> 00:51:56,118 Gorgeous. Try your luck, is it. 590 00:51:57,169 --> 00:51:59,144 I wouldn't be getting my hopes up, Hubert Page 591 00:51:59,235 --> 00:52:01,652 cause I have no intention of budging from this spot. 592 00:52:02,530 --> 00:52:04,066 There you go, Mr Nobbs! 593 00:52:19,973 --> 00:52:22,089 The shop is a sound idea, Albert. 594 00:52:22,729 --> 00:52:24,270 And you've been shrewd the way you've saved up money, 595 00:52:24,347 --> 00:52:26,116 all these years. 596 00:52:26,354 --> 00:52:28,036 I don't have enough yet. 597 00:52:28,323 --> 00:52:31,058 You have it all stashed under the mattress, is it Mr Nobbs? 598 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,025 Easy now, little fellow! 599 00:52:34,087 --> 00:52:37,085 Bring a little water. You're all right? 600 00:52:40,011 --> 00:52:42,004 My Dad, now there was a boozer, 601 00:52:42,888 --> 00:52:44,121 a fierce hoor for the drink. 602 00:52:44,551 --> 00:52:45,975 None of us ever slept, 603 00:52:46,485 --> 00:52:48,013 we'd be lying there, 604 00:52:48,223 --> 00:52:50,739 shivering with the fright, waiting for him to come home, 605 00:52:51,731 --> 00:52:53,130 knowing that if he did, 606 00:52:53,256 --> 00:52:55,954 there'd be no place to hide. 607 00:52:59,691 --> 00:53:02,447 Then he'd get up in the morning with no memory of having beat 608 00:53:02,518 --> 00:53:04,642 the stuffing out of us the night before. 609 00:53:07,701 --> 00:53:09,875 You know what kept me from killing him? 610 00:53:10,205 --> 00:53:11,761 What? 611 00:53:13,253 --> 00:53:15,960 The thought of getting on a boat and hopping it to America. 612 00:53:37,809 --> 00:53:40,924 ALBERT NOBBS Tobacconist 613 00:54:42,508 --> 00:54:46,265 - Good evening, Miss Dawes. - Evening, Mr. Nobbs. 614 00:54:50,474 --> 00:54:52,020 Miss Dawes, 615 00:55:03,168 --> 00:55:07,075 I was wondering, Miss Dawes if you would care to come out for a walk. 616 00:55:08,233 --> 00:55:10,153 Pardon me, Mr. Nobbs? 617 00:55:11,578 --> 00:55:14,304 I'm off duty at three tomorrow and 618 00:55:14,466 --> 00:55:17,312 if you're not engaged... 'Engaged'? 619 00:55:18,304 --> 00:55:22,229 No, I'm not engaged, Mr. Nobbs. 620 00:55:23,784 --> 00:55:26,347 But are you asking me to "walk out" with you? 621 00:55:27,609 --> 00:55:29,117 I am. 622 00:55:31,846 --> 00:55:33,225 Well... 623 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:37,240 Well the thing is, I'm walking out with Joe Mackins. 624 00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:39,788 I don't know what he'd say if I started 625 00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:41,316 walking out with you, as well. 626 00:55:42,633 --> 00:55:43,981 Ah, yes! 627 00:55:48,130 --> 00:55:52,634 - Good night, Miss Dawes. - Mr. Nobbs. 628 00:55:56,986 --> 00:55:59,385 He asked you to go for a walk?! 629 00:55:59,836 --> 00:56:02,415 That's a good one. The sly old dog! 630 00:56:07,059 --> 00:56:09,708 Why don't you go for a walk with the charmer, then? 631 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:11,213 What? 632 00:56:11,282 --> 00:56:12,706 Yeah, why not? 633 00:56:12,793 --> 00:56:14,359 There's a whiff of money off him. 634 00:56:15,778 --> 00:56:17,712 Maybe he can take you out. 635 00:56:18,179 --> 00:56:19,665 Have a good time! 636 00:56:21,381 --> 00:56:22,669 And what about you? 637 00:56:23,695 --> 00:56:25,538 I'm not the jealous type. 638 00:56:27,817 --> 00:56:30,473 Come here to me, Helen Dawes. 639 00:56:30,576 --> 00:56:34,729 If he lays a hand on you, I'll wring his scrawny neck, so help me I will! 640 00:56:39,616 --> 00:56:41,041 Poke him up. 641 00:56:41,117 --> 00:56:42,914 See what he's after. 642 00:56:43,988 --> 00:56:46,358 Get him to take you somewhere fancy. 643 00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:51,251 Get him to buy you something sweet... like yourself. 644 00:56:54,172 --> 00:56:55,948 Be sure not to keep him waiting. 645 00:56:56,033 --> 00:56:59,150 Not for me - oh no, not for Joseph. 646 00:57:20,227 --> 00:57:22,122 Were you afraid I wasn't coming? 647 00:57:23,018 --> 00:57:24,513 Not very. 648 00:57:37,282 --> 00:57:39,033 Did you see that one? 649 00:57:39,428 --> 00:57:41,204 Did you see that dress? 650 00:57:41,716 --> 00:57:43,604 Five guineas if it was a penny. 651 00:57:44,021 --> 00:57:46,300 - Five guineas? - At least. 652 00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:52,444 Oh, Lord, I love the smell of roasting coffee. 653 00:57:56,428 --> 00:57:58,262 Would you like to go in? 654 00:58:02,744 --> 00:58:04,372 All right. 655 00:58:16,241 --> 00:58:18,262 Look at the chocolates! 656 00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:21,123 Aren't they gorgeous? 657 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,779 I'm afraid they'd cost a lot. 658 00:58:24,694 --> 00:58:26,352 Oh, well... 659 00:58:28,045 --> 00:58:29,592 we'll go somewhere else... 660 00:58:30,053 --> 00:58:31,461 somewhere cheaper. 661 00:58:31,657 --> 00:58:33,490 No, please. 662 00:59:04,115 --> 00:59:05,454 May I help you? 663 00:59:05,692 --> 00:59:07,820 We'd like some chocolate, please. 664 00:59:07,972 --> 00:59:09,634 What kind of chocolate? 665 00:59:10,809 --> 00:59:13,468 Just chocolate. 666 00:59:13,726 --> 00:59:15,260 Dark chocolate? Milk chocolate? 667 00:59:15,313 --> 00:59:17,949 Creams? Caramels? Nougat? Nuts? 668 00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:20,181 No, a box of chocolates. 669 00:59:21,919 --> 00:59:23,587 To take with us. 670 00:59:23,787 --> 00:59:25,589 Oh, to take with you... 671 00:59:25,714 --> 00:59:27,267 And not something to drink? 672 00:59:27,303 --> 00:59:30,059 No. A... BOX... OF... CHOCOLATES! 673 00:59:30,326 --> 00:59:32,653 - One of those. - Which one? 674 00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:36,349 - Which one? - That one 675 00:59:36,831 --> 00:59:40,363 with the two ladies. No, no, wait... 676 00:59:40,563 --> 00:59:43,557 that one, with the soldier and the lady. 677 00:59:43,650 --> 00:59:47,080 Wait, I can't decide! 678 00:59:49,431 --> 00:59:52,044 ...then my Dad died, and I had to go out to work. 679 00:59:53,102 --> 00:59:54,914 First I was in service, 680 00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:57,509 then I served behind the counter in a shop for a while. 681 01:00:00,131 --> 01:00:01,553 In a shop? 682 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,530 Yes. 683 01:00:03,789 --> 01:00:05,298 In a draper's. 684 01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:09,913 Treated like dirt by any bloody bitch with sixpence to spend. 685 01:00:11,201 --> 01:00:12,804 Where did you live? 686 01:00:13,154 --> 01:00:14,844 I had my own room. 687 01:00:16,511 --> 01:00:18,124 Above the shop? 688 01:00:19,174 --> 01:00:21,126 Yes, above the shop. 689 01:00:26,711 --> 01:00:28,687 Do you know what, Mr. Nobbs, 690 01:00:29,711 --> 01:00:32,798 I think you are the strangest man I've ever met. 691 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,871 Chocolates-three and sixpence. 692 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,515 If every time we walk out is to cost three and six... 693 01:00:42,651 --> 01:00:44,714 fourteen shillings per month. 694 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,755 Twice, that is twenty-eight shillings a month... 695 01:00:47,852 --> 01:00:49,593 two boxes a week... 696 01:00:49,703 --> 01:00:53,287 At this rate... sixteen pounds six shillings a year. 697 01:00:54,277 --> 01:00:55,734 Oh Lord! 698 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:32,341 Perhaps I'd only need to court her for three months...? 699 01:01:51,644 --> 01:01:52,916 Here. 700 01:01:54,005 --> 01:01:55,855 Is this the best you could do? 701 01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:57,438 At least he bought me something! 702 01:01:57,499 --> 01:01:59,533 Oh, look at you Miss high-and-mighty. 703 01:01:59,611 --> 01:02:01,545 Lord Albert put ideas in your head, did he? 704 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,889 You should have seen him pay for it. Blood from a turnip. 705 01:02:05,064 --> 01:02:06,807 He must be sweet on you then, eh? 706 01:02:07,931 --> 01:02:10,297 - Next time... - Next time?! 707 01:02:10,358 --> 01:02:13,384 Ask him for a bottle of something. 708 01:02:13,446 --> 01:02:14,823 What sort of something? 709 01:02:15,054 --> 01:02:16,291 Whisky. 710 01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:18,034 A good bottle of malt. 711 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,295 I like a drop of malt. Say it's for your brother. 712 01:02:21,713 --> 01:02:24,155 I haven't got a brother. He won't know that. 713 01:02:25,762 --> 01:02:28,986 I've walked out before, but never with the likes of Albert Nobbs. 714 01:02:29,193 --> 01:02:30,705 He's a freak, is what he is. 715 01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:32,343 He has manners, at least. 716 01:02:32,685 --> 01:02:34,571 Not like some people I could mention. 717 01:02:34,648 --> 01:02:36,987 His manners won't get you to America now, will they? 718 01:02:38,278 --> 01:02:39,499 What? 719 01:02:41,367 --> 01:02:43,312 I may not have manners, 720 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,860 but I swear I'm getting us out of here. 721 01:02:50,483 --> 01:02:52,662 There's no hope for us here, Helen. 722 01:02:54,738 --> 01:02:56,117 None. 723 01:02:58,112 --> 01:03:00,672 All my life I've dreamed of getting out 724 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:04,227 and nothing is going to stop me. 725 01:03:05,093 --> 01:03:07,654 America's the only place for people like me. 726 01:03:07,924 --> 01:03:09,803 Over there, I'd learn fast and work hard. 727 01:03:09,805 --> 01:03:11,683 And we could have a life! 728 01:03:15,615 --> 01:03:17,500 Will you chance it with me? 729 01:03:20,481 --> 01:03:21,992 Will you! 730 01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:25,363 Yes. 731 01:03:27,298 --> 01:03:28,839 I love you, Joe. 732 01:03:30,259 --> 01:03:31,598 I love you! 733 01:03:34,574 --> 01:03:36,091 Why are we going this way? 734 01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,528 You'll see. 735 01:03:38,129 --> 01:03:40,376 Can we not stop and have a cup of tea somewhere? 736 01:03:40,979 --> 01:03:43,106 My heels are raw, we've walked that far. 737 01:03:49,817 --> 01:03:51,087 What's this? 738 01:03:51,955 --> 01:03:53,436 Just imagine. 739 01:03:53,648 --> 01:03:57,286 Blue door, cream walls inside, 740 01:03:57,469 --> 01:04:00,604 nice curtains on the upstairs windows. 741 01:04:01,273 --> 01:04:02,803 Up there a sign: 742 01:04:03,460 --> 01:04:05,939 TOBACCONIST Albert Nobbs 743 01:04:06,731 --> 01:04:08,377 What do you think? 744 01:04:12,497 --> 01:04:14,548 It's big enough for a shop 745 01:04:15,079 --> 01:04:16,592 and for... 746 01:04:18,330 --> 01:04:22,992 for people to live above. 747 01:04:26,049 --> 01:04:28,294 It's a very desirable property, 748 01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:31,402 and can only appreciate, the agent said so. 749 01:04:31,441 --> 01:04:35,322 In fifteen years, it will fetch three times what it's worth now. 750 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:38,003 Sell up then, 751 01:04:38,694 --> 01:04:40,793 move to some place by the sea... 752 01:04:42,682 --> 01:04:44,926 I've always wanted to live by the sea. 753 01:04:47,025 --> 01:04:49,868 You haven't moved in and you've already got yourself retired. 754 01:04:50,502 --> 01:04:51,759 But I just... 755 01:04:51,808 --> 01:04:53,758 I just wanted to show it to you. 756 01:04:54,514 --> 01:04:56,299 You ask me to come out with you. 757 01:04:56,731 --> 01:04:59,803 You walk me off my feet, and we end up in this back-alley! 758 01:05:00,447 --> 01:05:02,997 I've spent my life trying to get out of holes like this. 759 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:04,928 Helen? 760 01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:06,942 Helen! 761 01:05:09,662 --> 01:05:11,625 Please take me back. 762 01:05:12,047 --> 01:05:13,574 I'm tired. 763 01:05:19,617 --> 01:05:21,213 Thanks for the bottle. 764 01:05:24,245 --> 01:05:26,031 And the hat. 765 01:05:27,749 --> 01:05:30,535 Oh yes... thank you! 766 01:05:34,419 --> 01:05:35,730 Where does he live? 767 01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:37,047 Who? 768 01:05:37,102 --> 01:05:39,367 - Your brother. - My brother? 769 01:05:39,559 --> 01:05:41,427 Oh! My brother! 770 01:05:41,462 --> 01:05:44,209 In... in... Mallow. 771 01:05:46,123 --> 01:05:48,314 But he often comes up to Dublin. 772 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:56,774 Joe! 773 01:05:58,062 --> 01:05:59,321 Joe! 774 01:06:04,808 --> 01:06:05,976 Joe Mackins! 775 01:06:06,142 --> 01:06:08,072 You nearly made me wet myself. 776 01:06:11,757 --> 01:06:13,449 - Here. - What's this? 777 01:06:14,544 --> 01:06:15,825 Well well... 778 01:06:16,164 --> 01:06:17,864 So His Nibs coughed up, did he? 779 01:06:21,258 --> 01:06:24,134 This is good stuff! Good girl. 780 01:06:31,101 --> 01:06:32,948 Now see if you can screw a few quid out of him. 781 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:34,114 A few quid? 782 01:06:34,117 --> 01:06:36,025 The first one's allways the hardest. 783 01:06:36,135 --> 01:06:38,368 But after that, it's like shelling peas. 784 01:06:39,012 --> 01:06:39,519 You don't know Albert Nobbs 785 01:06:39,782 --> 01:06:41,985 if you think we can get him to pay our way out of here. 786 01:06:42,711 --> 01:06:44,645 He wouldn't give you the steam off his water! 787 01:06:44,738 --> 01:06:46,433 He bought you those chocolates, didn't he? 788 01:06:46,992 --> 01:06:48,228 And now this? 789 01:06:53,656 --> 01:06:55,123 Oh and the hat. 790 01:06:58,881 --> 01:07:00,608 See you got him hooked? 791 01:07:05,385 --> 01:07:07,258 Has he tried any...? 792 01:07:09,356 --> 01:07:11,619 - What? - You know. 793 01:07:18,347 --> 01:07:20,345 Next time you go out with him, 794 01:07:21,867 --> 01:07:23,485 work him up a bit, 795 01:07:23,890 --> 01:07:25,448 see of what he's made of. 796 01:07:25,883 --> 01:07:27,743 See if there's a sting in him. 797 01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:30,047 I'm not going out with him anymore. 798 01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:32,509 How else we gonna get to America? 799 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:35,636 You have to walk out with him 800 01:07:35,712 --> 01:07:37,115 as long as there is a bob in his pocket, 801 01:07:37,117 --> 01:07:38,519 and you have a hand to pull it out. 802 01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:49,947 Come back tonight? 803 01:07:57,194 --> 01:08:02,886 Should I tell her before we're married? 804 01:08:03,009 --> 01:08:05,872 Or save it for the wedding night? 805 01:08:09,055 --> 01:08:11,153 But she might call the police, 806 01:08:11,513 --> 01:08:13,974 who'd take us both to the station! 807 01:08:16,419 --> 01:08:19,427 If only I'd been able to ask Hubert 808 01:08:19,745 --> 01:08:21,794 how she did it! 809 01:08:24,548 --> 01:08:26,325 She was like this when we came in. 810 01:08:28,743 --> 01:08:30,257 Is she going to die? 811 01:08:30,803 --> 01:08:33,169 - Has anyone else been here? - No, only us. 812 01:08:35,711 --> 01:08:37,647 Leave her with me. 813 01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,974 And wash your hands, all of you Scrub them in carbolic. 814 01:08:40,154 --> 01:08:41,795 Mother of God, is it the fever, 815 01:08:42,172 --> 01:08:43,367 is it...? 816 01:08:44,590 --> 01:08:45,750 Go on! 817 01:08:45,828 --> 01:08:47,106 Don't say anything to anybody. 818 01:08:47,159 --> 01:08:48,554 I'll talk to Mrs. Baker. 819 01:08:50,344 --> 01:08:51,790 And wash your hands! 820 01:09:07,868 --> 01:09:09,225 Never mind! 821 01:09:13,992 --> 01:09:16,259 Amelia, for God's sake...! 822 01:09:17,215 --> 01:09:18,813 Come on! 823 01:09:22,911 --> 01:09:24,005 Monsieur Pigot! 824 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:26,690 Monsieur Pigot, I insist that you not leave without paying your bill. 825 01:09:26,736 --> 01:09:29,118 Send it on. 826 01:09:29,181 --> 01:09:31,466 But where is my man? Where is my Patrick! 827 01:09:31,557 --> 01:09:33,342 Why isn't he here? 828 01:09:33,505 --> 01:09:34,646 Who are you? 829 01:09:34,784 --> 01:09:36,892 Everything is impossible! 830 01:09:37,432 --> 01:09:39,664 But there's only one girl who died and she was 831 01:09:39,665 --> 01:09:41,896 sick before she came here. This is my livelihood. 832 01:09:42,030 --> 01:09:44,057 I'm sorry! 833 01:09:44,058 --> 01:09:46,083 This is the way I earn my living! You destroy me! 834 01:09:52,363 --> 01:09:54,664 CLOSED TYPHOID FEVER 835 01:10:24,210 --> 01:10:25,651 Mr. Nobbs? 836 01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:15,618 Joe... 837 01:11:18,285 --> 01:11:20,562 There's something I have to tell you. 838 01:11:21,362 --> 01:11:22,898 What's that, then? 839 01:11:27,905 --> 01:11:30,031 Is it something I want to hear? 840 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:33,972 I'm expecting. 841 01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,981 I'm gonna have a baby. 842 01:12:08,631 --> 01:12:09,908 I'm sorry. 843 01:12:43,862 --> 01:12:45,847 I'll take care of you. 844 01:12:51,084 --> 01:12:52,888 Don't you worry. 845 01:12:53,421 --> 01:12:55,645 Come here. Come here. 846 01:13:26,271 --> 01:13:30,106 I'm ruined... finished! 847 01:13:31,951 --> 01:13:34,777 You do have a great gift for exaggeration, Duchess. 848 01:13:34,842 --> 01:13:36,536 I am? 849 01:13:36,714 --> 01:13:38,270 I'm mortgaged up to my ears 850 01:13:38,343 --> 01:13:40,730 and I have an office full of unpaid bills. 851 01:13:41,793 --> 01:13:44,718 If the guests are afraid to return... 852 01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:48,668 Come on, Madge, 853 01:13:48,787 --> 01:13:50,270 you'll rise again. 854 01:13:54,919 --> 01:13:58,122 I surely would have perished without you! 855 01:14:07,290 --> 01:14:08,862 Good morning, Mr. N! 856 01:14:09,349 --> 01:14:12,000 Sweet Jesus and all the saints in heaven... Mr. Nobbs! 857 01:14:13,069 --> 01:14:14,485 Will you eat something? 858 01:14:16,134 --> 01:14:17,831 Have you some porridge? 859 01:14:17,993 --> 01:14:19,538 Yes, of course. 860 01:14:19,821 --> 01:14:21,436 Mr. Nobbs! 861 01:14:21,587 --> 01:14:24,493 Thank the Lord you're well again! 862 01:14:27,176 --> 01:14:28,888 Is Helen safe? 863 01:14:28,974 --> 01:14:30,488 Oh yes, she's all right. 864 01:14:30,568 --> 01:14:32,575 Blooming you could say. 865 01:14:34,133 --> 01:14:35,883 The fever never touched her. 866 01:14:37,668 --> 01:14:39,107 And, the others? 867 01:14:39,286 --> 01:14:42,771 My Patrick... My Patrick is gone! 868 01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:48,094 Hundreds of others in town. 869 01:14:48,287 --> 01:14:50,446 We don't even know how many in the country. 870 01:15:51,848 --> 01:15:54,016 What am I going to do? 871 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,173 Mr. Page... 872 01:15:59,020 --> 01:16:03,426 the two of us could always set up together... 873 01:16:05,464 --> 01:16:06,869 I mean... 874 01:16:07,763 --> 01:16:11,128 perhaps we could pool our money 875 01:16:11,548 --> 01:16:13,911 and buy a bigger shop. 876 01:16:14,755 --> 01:16:16,370 We could run it together. 877 01:16:16,959 --> 01:16:19,605 Just like you and Cathleen did. 878 01:16:20,027 --> 01:16:22,743 You could keep at the house painting, 879 01:16:23,386 --> 01:16:25,692 and I could run the shop. 880 01:16:28,808 --> 01:16:30,448 What are you saying? 881 01:16:30,696 --> 01:16:34,097 Perhaps... 882 01:16:36,649 --> 01:16:40,389 I could live here... like Cathleen. 883 01:16:42,493 --> 01:16:44,825 Neither of us would be alone. 884 01:16:49,214 --> 01:16:50,683 You can't just... 885 01:17:00,619 --> 01:17:02,581 She was my world. 886 01:17:09,565 --> 01:17:11,510 We loved each other. 887 01:17:18,881 --> 01:17:20,050 Come with me. 888 01:17:33,226 --> 01:17:35,255 She made them all herself. 889 01:17:50,022 --> 01:17:51,714 They are very beautiful. 890 01:17:53,722 --> 01:17:56,291 I can't remember what it's like. 891 01:20:17,086 --> 01:20:18,704 Albert 892 01:20:19,852 --> 01:20:22,749 you don't have to be anything but who you are. 893 01:20:24,258 --> 01:20:27,195 Look at how you have survived all these years. 894 01:20:27,992 --> 01:20:30,159 You've worked hard, you've saved your money. 895 01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,949 So if you want to go out and find someone 896 01:20:33,027 --> 01:20:34,418 to start a new life with 897 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,743 then you go out and find that person. 898 01:20:39,718 --> 01:20:41,668 - I didn't say that, Joe! - Well I'm not deaf, am I! 899 01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:43,391 I know what you said. You couldn't help yourself! 900 01:20:43,461 --> 01:20:46,628 - Why would I ever say that? - Because it's what you think. 901 01:20:46,872 --> 01:20:49,465 - It's not fair, Joe! - Tell me what's fair. 902 01:20:49,581 --> 01:20:52,929 Tell me, tell me, tell me what you think it's fair. 903 01:20:53,067 --> 01:20:57,794 I'm all fucking ears. Nothing in this whole bloody place! That's what! 904 01:20:59,279 --> 01:21:00,602 Good job. 905 01:21:01,294 --> 01:21:02,881 Good, good job. 906 01:21:03,810 --> 01:21:05,251 Are you all right, Mr. N? 907 01:21:09,536 --> 01:21:11,217 Are you all right? 908 01:21:24,894 --> 01:21:27,439 She's not worth it, you know. 909 01:21:28,325 --> 01:21:31,850 She's just full of that Joe Mackins. 910 01:21:32,269 --> 01:21:35,155 And he's a waster, if ever I met one. 911 01:21:36,085 --> 01:21:38,982 And he's pushed her in the family way. 912 01:21:39,172 --> 01:21:41,568 And now they're talking about going to America. 913 01:21:42,521 --> 01:21:44,180 It's completely show. 914 01:21:45,345 --> 01:21:46,951 Mark my words! 915 01:21:48,402 --> 01:21:50,200 He'll never take her. 916 01:21:51,058 --> 01:21:54,458 Not now! Not ever! 917 01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:34,230 It's a pity this place isn't nearer Morrison's. 918 01:22:35,854 --> 01:22:38,622 You think we'd be let out to walk in it if it was? 919 01:22:39,970 --> 01:22:42,126 It'd be Lord and Lady Snot 920 01:22:42,215 --> 01:22:44,256 swanking it up and down the grass, 921 01:22:45,397 --> 01:22:46,914 Not you and me. 922 01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:53,353 You and Joe have been down to the sea, 923 01:22:53,484 --> 01:22:54,729 haven't you? 924 01:22:55,851 --> 01:22:57,351 And what if we have? 925 01:22:57,441 --> 01:23:00,242 Well, it's just that I don't think it's right 926 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,299 for a girl to be keeping company with two fellows. 927 01:23:04,386 --> 01:23:05,731 And I thought... 928 01:23:05,846 --> 01:23:07,379 What did you think? 929 01:23:09,548 --> 01:23:12,691 That you didn't care for me enough. 930 01:23:13,773 --> 01:23:15,330 Enough for what?! 931 01:23:16,610 --> 01:23:19,527 We've been walking out, so-called, for awhile now. 932 01:23:20,064 --> 01:23:22,521 It's not natural to be just talking, 933 01:23:22,854 --> 01:23:25,251 never wanting to put your arm around a girl's waist. 934 01:23:25,715 --> 01:23:27,789 But that's for when we're married... 935 01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:29,565 Married?! 936 01:23:30,764 --> 01:23:33,992 This is the first time you said anything about getting married. 937 01:23:34,832 --> 01:23:36,907 I've put a deposit on the shop. 938 01:23:37,748 --> 01:23:39,350 A hundred pounds. 939 01:23:39,425 --> 01:23:41,913 The agent says he has another offer 940 01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:44,314 and that we have until Monday to decide. 941 01:23:45,133 --> 01:23:47,457 After that we'll loose the deposit. 942 01:23:47,837 --> 01:23:49,133 "We"? 943 01:23:50,092 --> 01:23:52,548 We'll make a great success of our shop. 944 01:23:52,959 --> 01:23:54,916 People will be coming to see us, 945 01:23:55,426 --> 01:23:56,764 and having tea with us 946 01:23:56,844 --> 01:23:58,124 in the parlor... 947 01:23:58,589 --> 01:24:02,963 And our wedding will be a great... wonder. 948 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:05,827 A great wonder? 949 01:24:07,054 --> 01:24:08,853 Oh, it would be that, all right! 950 01:24:09,272 --> 01:24:12,108 Sometimes I think you're soft in the head, did you know that? 951 01:24:12,827 --> 01:24:16,006 What kind of a man would ask a girl to marry him 952 01:24:16,105 --> 01:24:18,395 without ever having so much as kissed her? 953 01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:20,884 You must not love me if you don't want to kiss me. 954 01:24:21,725 --> 01:24:22,757 I don't wanna marry a man 955 01:24:22,838 --> 01:24:24,555 who is not in loved with me. 956 01:24:25,677 --> 01:24:26,822 But... 957 01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:31,616 I do love you! 958 01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:42,962 You call that kissing? 959 01:24:51,575 --> 01:24:53,959 That's the way people in love kiss! 960 01:24:54,108 --> 01:24:56,445 That's the way Joe Mackins kisses me! 961 01:24:57,222 --> 01:24:59,347 That's the way I like to be kissed. 962 01:25:00,698 --> 01:25:02,089 I'm going home. 963 01:25:02,944 --> 01:25:04,082 Helen! 964 01:25:04,382 --> 01:25:05,672 Helen, wait... 965 01:25:05,736 --> 01:25:07,245 You're a fool of a man! 966 01:25:07,461 --> 01:25:09,056 If you think me a fool of a man, 967 01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:10,450 why did you walk out with me? 968 01:25:10,527 --> 01:25:11,874 I don't know why! 969 01:25:12,076 --> 01:25:13,495 I wish I hadn't! 970 01:25:13,807 --> 01:25:15,920 Anyway, you won't have to worry about that any more. 971 01:25:16,324 --> 01:25:17,599 What do you mean? 972 01:25:18,024 --> 01:25:19,622 Please Helen, wait! 973 01:25:19,775 --> 01:25:21,974 What about the shoes and stockings I ordered for you. 974 01:25:22,035 --> 01:25:24,003 - What should I do with them? - I'll take the stockings. 975 01:25:24,093 --> 01:25:25,307 - And the shoes? - And the shoes! 976 01:25:25,391 --> 01:25:27,203 And you'll wear them when you walk out with Joe Mackins? 977 01:25:27,209 --> 01:25:28,215 Yes! 978 01:25:28,254 --> 01:25:30,007 He won't take you to America! 979 01:25:30,398 --> 01:25:31,537 He'll leave you here. 980 01:25:31,624 --> 01:25:32,935 You and the baby. 981 01:25:33,363 --> 01:25:35,115 He will. He'll leave you. 982 01:25:36,343 --> 01:25:37,591 No. 983 01:25:38,105 --> 01:25:40,705 - He will not leave me! - You would be safe with me. 984 01:25:40,795 --> 01:25:43,224 - He will not leave me. - I will take care of you both. 985 01:25:43,313 --> 01:25:44,573 STOP IT! 986 01:25:45,335 --> 01:25:47,433 Why do you say that? 987 01:26:18,677 --> 01:26:20,416 It's snowing. 988 01:26:22,784 --> 01:26:24,850 Don't worry about the hat 989 01:26:25,211 --> 01:26:27,190 I'll buy you another one. 990 01:26:27,835 --> 01:26:29,287 No! 991 01:26:31,442 --> 01:26:32,674 Goodbye! 992 01:27:11,428 --> 01:27:14,643 Your Ladyship! 993 01:27:15,364 --> 01:27:17,805 How wonderful to see you back. 994 01:27:17,928 --> 01:27:19,397 - Miss Shaw... - Thank you! 995 01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:21,312 I put you in your usual rooms. 996 01:27:22,985 --> 01:27:24,367 There, now. 997 01:27:24,462 --> 01:27:26,346 Joseph will look after you. 998 01:27:26,635 --> 01:27:28,088 Out of my way! 999 01:27:28,774 --> 01:27:30,021 Out of my way! 1000 01:27:32,924 --> 01:27:34,619 Hop to it, you lazy fellow! 1001 01:27:34,709 --> 01:27:35,994 Hop to it! 1002 01:28:04,132 --> 01:28:05,507 What's that? 1003 01:28:06,379 --> 01:28:08,948 I never eat anything blue. Please take it away! 1004 01:28:15,203 --> 01:28:16,970 Am I the last to know? 1005 01:28:17,513 --> 01:28:19,532 I'll throw her out, the brazen hussy. 1006 01:28:19,644 --> 01:28:22,032 I'll throw them both out! By God I will! 1007 01:28:22,110 --> 01:28:23,629 You'll do no such thing. 1008 01:29:15,873 --> 01:29:17,671 I can't do it, Helen. 1009 01:29:18,795 --> 01:29:21,086 I hate myself for it, but I can't. 1010 01:29:21,315 --> 01:29:23,245 It's the same old story and you know it. 1011 01:29:23,532 --> 01:29:25,447 And how many times have you seen it happen? 1012 01:29:29,404 --> 01:29:30,592 It shouldn't have happened! 1013 01:29:30,693 --> 01:29:31,761 But it did happen! 1014 01:29:31,829 --> 01:29:33,655 But it happened to soon! 1015 01:29:36,911 --> 01:29:38,366 It'll change us. 1016 01:29:40,014 --> 01:29:41,689 It will change me.. 1017 01:29:43,568 --> 01:29:45,304 And I don't wanna be that person, Helen! 1018 01:29:48,433 --> 01:29:50,549 I don't wanna be my fuckin' Dad! 1019 01:29:52,222 --> 01:29:54,606 I can't even fucking read! 1020 01:29:57,632 --> 01:29:58,613 Joe... 1021 01:30:10,721 --> 01:30:12,145 Mr. Nobbs. 1022 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:13,722 What do you want? 1023 01:30:21,753 --> 01:30:22,870 Helen... 1024 01:30:22,871 --> 01:30:23,987 There's nothing more to say. Please go away! 1025 01:30:24,077 --> 01:30:25,574 Wait! 1026 01:30:25,965 --> 01:30:27,289 Marry me. 1027 01:30:27,358 --> 01:30:29,230 I'll take care of the two of you. 1028 01:30:29,532 --> 01:30:31,028 You and the child. 1029 01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:32,997 He'll never take you to America. 1030 01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:35,222 What do you know, you miserable, little prick! 1031 01:30:35,377 --> 01:30:37,063 You were all talk just now. 1032 01:30:37,065 --> 01:30:38,749 Say to me what you were saying to her! 1033 01:30:38,841 --> 01:30:39,839 Joe! Stop it! 1034 01:30:39,929 --> 01:30:42,895 You won't... you won't... take her to America. 1035 01:30:43,007 --> 01:30:44,420 That is none of your fucking Goddamned business! 1036 01:30:44,421 --> 01:30:45,833 Joe! Stop it! 1037 01:30:48,471 --> 01:30:50,060 DON'T YOU HURT HER! 1038 01:30:50,286 --> 01:30:51,736 DON'T YOU HURT HER! 1039 01:31:01,399 --> 01:31:03,729 Please get a hold of yourself! 1040 01:31:03,730 --> 01:31:06,058 Don't you put your fucking hands on me! 1041 01:31:06,301 --> 01:31:08,519 No, no! Please! 1042 01:31:50,343 --> 01:31:51,685 You did this to us! 1043 01:31:51,687 --> 01:31:53,336 You're a boozer, Joe Mackins, 1044 01:31:53,338 --> 01:31:55,291 - Just like your father. - I'm not like that bastard. 1045 01:31:55,294 --> 01:31:56,705 A boozer and a dirty bully! 1046 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:57,980 GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME, YOU FUCKING NANCY-BOY, 1047 01:31:57,981 --> 01:31:59,239 OR I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE! 1048 01:31:59,527 --> 01:32:01,349 I don't want you anymore. 1049 01:32:06,118 --> 01:32:08,018 I don't want you. 1050 01:32:24,530 --> 01:32:26,276 - Joe! - Helen, no! 1051 01:32:26,398 --> 01:32:29,917 No, no, no. Come with me. 1052 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:05,975 Mr. Nobbs? 1053 01:34:10,767 --> 01:34:12,132 Coal, please. 1054 01:34:12,578 --> 01:34:14,960 Lucy, would you go downstairs and get some coal. 1055 01:34:16,030 --> 01:34:18,699 A big load of coal. This has got to be kept red hot. 1056 01:34:31,408 --> 01:34:34,043 We have chicken livers, bacon, black pudding, 1057 01:34:34,146 --> 01:34:38,181 black pudding, prunes, sausages, jam, milk. 1058 01:34:38,467 --> 01:34:40,213 Yeah, we got everything. Now watch out! 1059 01:34:52,114 --> 01:34:53,563 Mr. Nobbs? 1060 01:35:13,507 --> 01:35:14,860 Mr. Nobbs? 1061 01:35:22,184 --> 01:35:23,517 Albert? 1062 01:35:31,190 --> 01:35:33,199 That's fine. I'll take it from here. 1063 01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:40,437 Oh, Albert Nobbs... 1064 01:37:06,864 --> 01:37:09,739 Dear Jesus, I don't know what makes people live 1065 01:37:09,835 --> 01:37:12,186 such miserable lives. 1066 01:37:29,564 --> 01:37:30,792 Rubbish. 1067 01:37:47,950 --> 01:37:50,664 OH, MY GOD! 1068 01:38:07,441 --> 01:38:09,109 Albert Nobbs, a woman? 1069 01:38:09,167 --> 01:38:11,326 Yes! Did you not hear about it? 1070 01:38:11,397 --> 01:38:12,866 It was in all the papers. 1071 01:38:12,956 --> 01:38:14,863 I mean the death was bad enough, 1072 01:38:14,933 --> 01:38:17,691 but then all those years, and no one suspecting! 1073 01:38:17,752 --> 01:38:21,914 Not even you, and you slept here, in the same bed with him. 1074 01:38:22,416 --> 01:38:23,595 Her. 1075 01:38:25,107 --> 01:38:27,959 And Dr. Holloran left us. 1076 01:38:29,137 --> 01:38:32,136 Took off to England but, what's her name, Mary! 1077 01:38:32,554 --> 01:38:35,058 Said he was tired of secrets. Can you imagine! 1078 01:38:36,301 --> 01:38:38,610 And that good for nothing Joe Mackins went off to America, 1079 01:38:38,667 --> 01:38:41,624 and left me with an unwed, hussy of a maid, 1080 01:38:41,694 --> 01:38:42,786 with a brat. 1081 01:38:42,864 --> 01:38:45,155 Now, Mr. Page, I have a heart. 1082 01:38:45,994 --> 01:38:47,740 I couldn't throw her out into the streets 1083 01:38:47,741 --> 01:38:49,485 and call myself a Christian, now could I. 1084 01:38:50,415 --> 01:38:52,916 Oh, My Lordship! 1085 01:38:56,846 --> 01:38:59,980 I trust you're finding your suites satisfactory. 1086 01:39:00,109 --> 01:39:02,761 Splendid, Mrs. B. Splendid. 1087 01:39:03,330 --> 01:39:07,276 However, we seem to have misplaced the key to the connecting door. 1088 01:39:07,826 --> 01:39:09,315 Could you have your man open it for us? 1089 01:39:09,383 --> 01:39:10,766 I'll have it done right away! 1090 01:39:11,092 --> 01:39:12,329 Thank you. 1091 01:39:13,761 --> 01:39:15,318 I have an apetite. 1092 01:39:17,733 --> 01:39:19,963 Lovely, lovely people. 1093 01:39:21,681 --> 01:39:23,469 So you want the whole place painted? 1094 01:39:23,555 --> 01:39:24,962 Yes, top to bottom. 1095 01:39:25,053 --> 01:39:26,677 You'll have to hire in help, I should think. 1096 01:39:26,989 --> 01:39:28,352 Well, it's a big job. 1097 01:39:29,121 --> 01:39:30,328 It won't be cheap, Madam. 1098 01:39:30,420 --> 01:39:31,675 Oh, don't worry about that. 1099 01:39:31,772 --> 01:39:34,299 I came into a bit of money. 1100 01:39:35,334 --> 01:39:36,770 A bit of good fortune. 1101 01:39:37,477 --> 01:39:40,111 Well, to work, Mr. Page! 1102 01:39:40,250 --> 01:39:42,225 I've put you up in Albert's old room. 1103 01:39:43,033 --> 01:39:44,714 For old time's sake. 1104 01:41:03,801 --> 01:41:05,910 Mother 1105 01:41:24,982 --> 01:41:26,532 Mr. Page! 1106 01:41:27,744 --> 01:41:29,510 Hello, Helen Dawes! 1107 01:41:31,069 --> 01:41:33,435 I heard Mrs. Baker say you were coming. 1108 01:41:33,726 --> 01:41:35,936 Well, it's a big job she wants me to do. 1109 01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:38,634 Good. 1110 01:41:41,378 --> 01:41:42,561 May I? 1111 01:42:02,610 --> 01:42:04,136 His name is Albert. 1112 01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:09,473 Albert Joseph. 1113 01:42:11,449 --> 01:42:13,566 So, it's a "he", is it? 1114 01:42:23,196 --> 01:42:25,427 So, Mrs. Baker is letting you stay? 1115 01:42:25,639 --> 01:42:27,664 Oh, she told you that, did she? 1116 01:42:28,653 --> 01:42:31,305 Out of the kindness of her Christian heart? 1117 01:42:34,253 --> 01:42:38,839 The truth is, Mr. Page... The truth is... 1118 01:42:39,469 --> 01:42:41,177 She says she won't tell the priest about my Albert 1119 01:42:41,257 --> 01:42:44,023 as long as I work here for nothing. 1120 01:42:48,399 --> 01:42:50,934 But they are going to take him away from me... 1121 01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:54,414 you know they will... 1122 01:42:58,678 --> 01:43:01,346 and they will throw me out onto the street. 1123 01:43:05,170 --> 01:43:07,761 It's just a matter of time. 1124 01:43:11,565 --> 01:43:13,002 Well now... 1125 01:43:15,073 --> 01:43:17,664 We can't let that happen, can we?