1 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:04,541 Masa untuk kerja! 2 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:06,166 Kerja! Ayuh! 3 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:08,208 Selamat pagi, Ivy! 4 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,833 Nak lari, ya? Keluar, sini! 5 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:14,541 Saya nak perah susu! Kita buat setiap hari, ayuh. 6 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:16,125 Keluar ke sini! 7 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,291 Banyaknya susu! 8 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:22,458 Saya takkan lapar kalau ada isteri macam awak. 9 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,375 Tuan muda, susu segar. 10 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,125 Tukar cadar ini! 11 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:56,000 Tak, buang katil ini. Esok, beli yang baru. 12 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,000 Baik, tuan. 13 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:21,458 - Siapa cuci kaki saya? - Saya. 14 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,875 Kaki saja, bukan tempat lain. 15 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:44,041 Saya kacak, tak? 16 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,958 Awak amat kacak! 17 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,500 Tuan muda! 18 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,791 Tuan telefon, dia nak melawat lusa. 19 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,958 - Suruh dia bawa sejuta dolar. - Cukup? 20 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,416 Suruh dia bawa lebih. 21 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:58,375 Ayah, saya okey. Saya rindu ayah. Saya nak ke sekolah. 22 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,208 Bawa dua juta dolar. 23 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,458 Maaf! 24 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:05,208 - Mana tangga? - Di sini! 25 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,916 Makanlah aiskrim. Ia padan dengan baju awak. 26 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,750 - Perisa apa? - Coklat. 27 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,958 Hijau padan dengan kuning! 28 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,291 - Kenapa hitam? - Maaf. 29 00:04:46,916 --> 00:04:48,166 Biar betul. 30 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,125 Tiga, empat, angkat. 31 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:37,208 - Gadis kulit hitam, seluar dalam belang! - Ya! 32 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:45,375 - Wong Siu Fu? - Ya, saya kenal buntutnya. 33 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:48,333 Halang dia. 34 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:02,958 Awak nak ke mana? 35 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:04,791 Sing, saya tunggu awak di sini. 36 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:09,583 Maaf, saya kesal bakar rambut awak, buat awak tatu kening, pakai rambut palsu. 37 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:13,875 Lupakan. Keluarga saya pekerja ayah awak dan saya masih kacak. 38 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,208 Awak memang kacak! Saya tak sanggup tengok! 39 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,000 Ayuh, makanlah coklat. 40 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:22,375 Sing, tak perlu. 41 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,125 Saya dah lega. 42 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:27,458 Bijaknya awak sekarang. Itu saja, mari pergi. 43 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:31,583 - Tuan muda lepaskan dia? - Ya. Dia bijak, tak boleh ditipu. 44 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,083 Saya hilang 200 dolar. 45 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,000 Penyeluk saku? 46 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:44,166 Nak saya hubungi polis? Saya ada nombornya. 47 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:46,791 Si bijak! 48 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:48,750 Duit kertas itu sedap? 49 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:52,166 Ia julap, akan cair dan berkesan dalam lima saat! 50 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:04,375 Awak ditipu. 51 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,541 Tunggu. 52 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:06,625 Tunggu dia berak. 53 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:09,666 - Hancurkan! - Ya! 54 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:18,125 - Lancar! - Ya! 55 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,791 Awak tak sedar itu berbahaya? 56 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:57,500 Siapa awak? Siapa bos awak? 57 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:00,166 Pak cik saya Profesor Chang Sze. Saya pelajar kolej ini. 58 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,500 Saya kata jangan ambil wanita hodoh! 59 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,833 Betul. Kami sogok mereka untuk belajar di sini. 60 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:06,750 Awak hodoh, sogok pun tak guna. Pergi! 61 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:07,958 - Pergilah! - Pergi! 62 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:09,041 - Pergi! - Celaka! 63 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,375 Saya kacak. 64 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,625 - Tak kacak langsung! - Apa? 65 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,041 Tak kacak langsung! 66 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:17,000 Apa? Awak sanggup tipu? 67 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,625 - Tak rasa bersalah? - Dah. 68 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:21,333 Bagaimana nak hadap mak ayah dan negara awak? 69 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:25,666 Baik awak minta maaf dalam sidang akhbar atau saya bunuh awak! 70 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,333 Tubuh manusia perkara paling menakjubkan. 71 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:34,500 Dalam kelas saya, awak akan belajar subjek ini dengan mendalam, 72 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:38,250 seperti kemampuan meniru dan menyesuaikan diri. 73 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,750 Sama seperti reptilia. 74 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:45,125 Sesumpah melindungi diri dengan meniru warna di persekitarannya. 75 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,416 Tubuh manusia juga begitu. 76 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,958 Silakan, Tuan muda. 77 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,708 Pandang apa? Teruskan. 78 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,041 Berhambus. 79 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,375 Biar saya beri contoh. 80 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,166 Apabila satu pasangan… 81 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,458 duduk bersama lama, 82 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,958 lama-kelamaan, rupa mereka akan seiras. 83 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,875 Inilah namanya "Rupa Pasangan". 84 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:17,375 Ini hasil daripada gen manusia meniru satu sama lain. 85 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,000 Ada sebarang pertanyaan? 86 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,625 Saya kerap bersama wanita. Kenapa saya tak jadi wanita? 87 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,750 Tubuh manusia rapuh. 88 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:36,083 Saya percaya suatu hari, organ kita akan digantikan dengan organ buatan. 89 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,458 Hanya otak kita yang tinggal. 90 00:09:38,916 --> 00:09:42,083 Organ kita akan dikawal oleh komputer. 91 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,250 Kita akan mampu meniru dengan hebat. 92 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,458 Kita boleh jadi sesiapa atau apa-apa saja. 93 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,250 Boleh jadi cerut? 94 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,916 Secara teori, ya. 95 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,125 Awak nampak berminat dengan topik ini. 96 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,750 Jujurnya, saya minat awak. 97 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,166 Ada gadis hodoh kata awak pak ciknya. 98 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,583 Saya datang nak tengok lagak awak! 99 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,833 Saya akan mulakan pembedahan. 100 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:06,458 Kalau awak boleh tengok lebih tiga minit, 101 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,166 kita boleh berbual lagi. 102 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:13,875 Saya nak bedah sekarang. 103 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:30,291 Apa dia buat? 104 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,916 Gila betul. 105 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750 Awak memang berani! 106 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,875 Awak saja yang sanggup ikuti kelas pembedahan saya. 107 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:17,041 Cis! Saya tak peduli. 108 00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:21,458 Kalau awak boleh buka mata dan tengok, saya puji keberanian awak. 109 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,958 Memalukan saja takut begini. 110 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,833 Saya nak kencing! Maaf. 111 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,250 Awak takut? 112 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,916 Kalau berani, habiskanlah. 113 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:03,541 Ayah saya pengarah kolej. 114 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,625 Saya akan minta dia pecat pak cik awak, hantar awak ke kelab tarian bogel. 115 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,291 Kemudian, saya suruh pengurus kelab pecat awak. 116 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,250 Tiada sesiapa boleh pecat saya. 117 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,750 Saya penasihat saintifik kanan yang kerajaan Amerika upah. 118 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,750 Saya profesor jemputan di sini. 119 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:21,041 Kalau tak boleh pecat, saya kukus dan goreng! 120 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,208 Jadi, awaklah lelaki kaya yang dibenci semua orang di kolej ini. 121 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,791 Akhirnya, saya jumpa awak. 122 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,750 Apa? Ayah saya pengarah kolej. 123 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:38,583 Kalau bukan sebab itu, awak dah mati dibelasah. 124 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:40,833 Diam! 125 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:44,500 Kalau berani, umumkan ayah awak bukan pengarah. 126 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,166 Tengok akibatnya. 127 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,958 Saya beritahu awak. Ayah saya bukan pengarah. Jadi, apa? 128 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,833 Si celaka itu punca saya dipukul! 129 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:11,500 - Saya akan balas dendam malam ini. - Ya. 130 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,666 - Kiri. - Kanan. 131 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,708 Tak. 132 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,708 Hati-hati. Awak menyakiti saya! 133 00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,833 Maaf. Tuan muda tak apa-apa? 134 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:20,041 Nak saya gosok? 135 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,041 Berhambuslah! 136 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,375 Tengok di tingkat atas. 137 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:28,375 Tuan muda, patutnya makmal di tingkat bawah tanah, bukan atas. 138 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,708 Nampaknya ia di sini. 139 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:35,916 Memang di sini. 140 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,625 Besarnya! Kita akan berseronok. 141 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:41,875 Letak ia di sini. 142 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:54,166 Kalau sesiapa pijak ini, dia akan mati atau cacat. 143 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:56,750 Nak ke mana? 144 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,625 Kalau dia terselamat, kulit pisang ini dapat bantu.1 145 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,583 Bijaknya! 146 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:03,500 Terima kasih. 147 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,541 Selesai! 148 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,500 Buka tiub ini dan kencing di dalamnya. 149 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,583 Okey! 150 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,500 Tuan muda, saya nampak tangan melintas! 151 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,833 Kencing sajalah! 152 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:24,375 Sumpah atas nama anak, saya tak tipu! 153 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:27,500 Awak tiada anak. Kalau ada, mesti pelik orangnya. 154 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:29,500 Tak semestinya. 155 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,375 Pandang apa? 156 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:52,958 Tuan muda! 157 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,166 Saya nampak sepasang mata. 158 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,500 Ada sepasang mata pandang saya. 159 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:00,458 - Pandang awak? - Ya. 160 00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:01,791 Nak saya buat apa? 161 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,708 Saya nak tanya perkara yang perlu dibuat. 162 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,916 Kalau saya jadi awak, saya akan jolok. Nak saya tunjuk caranya? 163 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,125 Tak, terima kasih. 164 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,958 Alamak! Apa itu? 165 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,333 Ada apa? 166 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,250 Ia pandang apa? Ini yang awak nampak? 167 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,541 - Ya, inilah mata itu. - Jolok! 168 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,708 Awak bagaimana? 169 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,625 Kenapa ini? 170 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:34,041 Entahlah! Apa itu? 171 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,041 Biar saya urus! 172 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,833 Tak berjaya. Perlahan sikit. 173 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,791 Berhenti! 174 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,333 Polis, jangan bergerak! 175 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:49,958 Keluar dari situ! 176 00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:53,875 Keluar dari situ! 177 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,500 Apa awak buat di sini? Tunjuk kad pengenalan! 178 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,208 Tiada. 179 00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,375 Tolong! 180 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,458 Tunggu saya! 181 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:17,416 Tolong! 182 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,708 Ayuh, periksa. 183 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,000 Jangan percaya mereka. Mereka gila. 184 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,375 - Okey. - Memang gila. 185 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,125 Jangan risau. Kami akan urus. Tenang. 186 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,958 En. Lee, setengah jam kami cari 187 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,250 tapi tak jumpa tangan berjalan dan mata memandang. 188 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,416 Tiada apa-apa! 189 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,958 Mustahil! Buntut pembantu saya nyaris dijolok tangan itu. 190 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,625 Ia dah jolok dua inci ke dalam! 191 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,791 - Empat inci! - Ya. 192 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,500 Pelajar saya ini kuat berimaginasi. 193 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,000 Biarlah dia berseronok. 194 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,291 Profesor, saya syak awak gila. 195 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,208 Saya percaya awak dah bunuh ramai orang 196 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,875 dan potong tangan mereka untuk eksperimen yang kejam. 197 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:20,000 Awak begitu pintar… 198 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,833 tapi awak tiada bukti. 199 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,416 Melainkan, awak jumpa tangan itu. 200 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,958 Kenapa tangan awak begitu? 201 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,125 Ia gila seks, mungkin milik lelaki. 202 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,000 Saya buat gaya tangan wanita untuk goda ia. 203 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,833 Hantar dua orang cari di situ. Nanti saya ikut. 204 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,375 - Tat, ambil cap jari. - Ya. 205 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,083 Saya inspektor, bukan awak. 206 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,500 Tuan muda! 207 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,875 Ayah saya… 208 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:53,958 Tuan muda. 209 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:58,125 Selamat jalan. 210 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,041 Kalau lapang, datang ke kelas esok. 211 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,666 Tuan muda, kenapa pukul? 212 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,666 - Awak lupa kod rahsia? - Tiada sesiapa di luar. 213 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,541 Profesor itu pembunuh gila. 214 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,375 Saya dedah rahsianya, dia akan bunuh saya. 215 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,250 Saya suruh awak upah mereka untuk lindungi saya, bukan? 216 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,000 Saya suruh upah pengawal peribadi, 217 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,375 - bukan model! - Ya. 218 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,875 Bagaimana nak lindungi saya dengan gaya begitu? 219 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,750 - Itu saja mereka tahu. - Apa? 220 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,583 Masa dah tamat, pergi. 221 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,041 Baik, tuan. 222 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,708 - Kenapa itu? - Mereka buta. 223 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:09,083 Tiada sesiapa nak bekerja untuk awak di Hawaii, 224 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,458 jadi, saya terpaksa upah model buta. 225 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,916 Saya kira sampai tiga. Kalau saya nampak awak, saya pukul. 226 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,833 Tiga! 227 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,250 Kenapa tak kira dari satu? Tuan. 228 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,500 Saya nak beri dia kejutan. 229 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,666 Ayah! 230 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,833 Anak ayah! 231 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,166 - Mak! - Anak! 232 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,791 Apa khabar? 233 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,041 Ayah okey? 234 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:37,208 Ayah okey. Ada tok guru ajar ayah kung fu hebat. 235 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,666 Bet bengkok masa kamu pukul ayah, tapi ayah okey. 236 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,541 Ayah tak sakit tekak atau muntah darah. 237 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,500 Semua okey. Ayah gila saja. 238 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,000 - Betul? - Ya! 239 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,416 Nak ayah tunjuk? 240 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,625 - Nampak, ayah gila. - Apa masalah awak ini? 241 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,333 Jangan sentuh saya. Maharaja Taun akan serang kita! 242 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,541 Saya nak selamatkan orang lain! 243 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,708 Nak pergi tengok? 244 00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:58,750 Musuh datang, sedia! 245 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,166 Saya buka pintu dan alih perhatian. Awak pukul dari belakang. 246 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,208 Hai. 247 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,166 Hati-hati! 248 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,416 Cik tak apa-apa? 249 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,333 Saya okey. Siapa dia? 250 00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,500 Entahlah, mungkin pencuri. 251 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,791 Apa awak nak? 252 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:31,166 Saya Bonnie. Saya jiran rumah sebelah. 253 00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:33,083 Pancuran saya rosak. 254 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,208 Ya? 255 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,416 Boleh saya guna pancuran awak?  256 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,541 Saya mandi di sini. 257 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:44,250 Syampu, perapi, semua ada. Berus pencuci di dalam air. 258 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:45,750 Boleh tahan. 259 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,375 Cepat juga awak salin pakaian. 260 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,708 - Cepat lagi saya tanggal pakaian awak. - Tipu. 261 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,833 Awak panggil ini menyelam? 262 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,291 Nampak ini! 263 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,333 Ini siapa punya? 264 00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:03,416 Saya punya. 265 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:08,666 Oh, Tuhan! Orang akan ejek mak dan anjing akan salak mak. 266 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,333 Ayah kamu pengsan. 267 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,583 Pukul dia, nanti bangunlah. 268 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,250 Kamu tengok ayah, boleh? 269 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,791 Biar saya gosok belakang awak. 270 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,083 - Itu penggosok tandas. - Saya sedang cuci tandas. 271 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,833 Jahatnya. 272 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:25,208 Kamu memang kejam! 273 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:28,958 Memang pun. 274 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,875 Macam biasa nampak, puan siapa? 275 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,208 Mak lebih rela lahirkan ban. 276 00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,125 Saya hanya hasilnya. 277 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,000 Mak yang seronok beromen. 278 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:39,541 Betul juga. 279 00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,458 Dah siap cuci. 280 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,000 Seterus bahagian mana? 281 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,833 Entahlah. 282 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,416 Kalau jari kaki saya dicuci, mungkin saya dapat idea. 283 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,291 Apa ini? 284 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,208 Ubat sakit jiwa. 285 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,291 - Apa itu? - LSD! 286 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,541 - Ya! - Ya! 287 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:13,041 Apa awak buat? Cuba muntahkan semula? 288 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:16,375 Saya nak tengok jenamanya. Nanti boleh saya beli. 289 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,708 Tak perlu, saya ada banyak. 290 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,250 Ya! 291 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,583 Tequila dengan 7 Up. 292 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,000 Tak. Tujuh Tequila. 293 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,583 Tujuh gelas semuanya. 294 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,250 Ya! 295 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,708 Awak ingat saya bodoh? 296 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,208 Para hadirin. 297 00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,458 Inilah masa yang anda nantikan. 298 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:26,333 Pertandingan twist paling terkenal di dunia. 299 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:32,416 Ya. 300 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,208 Mari kita lihat, siapa juara malam ini? 301 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:39,541 Pemenang akan menerima hadiah misteri. 302 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,375 Mari menari. 303 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:45,291 Saya tak tahu menari. 304 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:49,291 Kalau awak menang, saya tidur dengan awak malam ini. 305 00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:52,500 Bonnie, awak salah faham. Saya bukan kaki perempuan. 306 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,583 Faham? 307 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:38,666 Peluk saya. 308 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Tenang. 309 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:43,708 Suami saya di sini. 310 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,000 Ya? 311 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,416 Toleh belakang. 312 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,541 Dia menuju ke meja bar. 313 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,583 Awak ada banyak suami? 314 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,958 Bukan, itu suami saya dan pengawal peribadinya. 315 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,625 Dia ada syarikat sekuriti? 316 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,541 Tak. Dia ada kumpulan. 317 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,791 Ya? Kumpulan yang mana? 318 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,875 Dia bos kongsi gelap Jepun. 319 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,333 Selamat tinggal. 320 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,833 Saya dah ada keputusan. 321 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:22,541 Pemenangnya ialah En. Lee Jack Sing dan pasangannya. 322 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:30,166 Tunggu. Ayuh, ciumlah dia. 323 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,666 Saya dah jumpa pengkhianat itu. 324 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:56,041 Awak jahatlah! Kenapa awak tak pandu? 325 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:58,041 Kenapa diam saja? 326 00:25:58,541 --> 00:25:59,583 Awak tidur, ya? 327 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:02,291 Kenapa dengan awak ini? 328 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,083 Awak okey? 329 00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:06,666 Hei! Jangan pengsan! 330 00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,166 Hei, awak okey? 331 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,250 Tak. 332 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,666 Mana ia? 333 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:30,708 Saya tak peduli! 334 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:36,750 Ya, dia terlebih dos. Saya ada semua. Datang selamatkan dia. 335 00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:37,666 Saya merayu. 336 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,541 Dia akan mati dulu. Awak uruslah. Ini bukan kali pertama! 337 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,958 Saya tak tahu. Saya tiada pengalaman. 338 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:46,083 Belajar sekarang. Kalau dia mati di sana, teruklah. 339 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:49,083 Saya ambil buku panduan dan ajar. Tunggu. 340 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,375 Awak dah tanda tempatnya? 341 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,833 Ya. 342 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:04,625 Dia terlebih dos dan jantungnya mengecut. 343 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:11,041 Awak kena suntik perangsang ke jantungnya untuk mengelaknya dan selamatkan dia. 344 00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:13,458 Tak nak… 345 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:15,000 Awak terpaksa! 346 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,541 - Awak ada jarum? - Ada. 347 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,166 Suntik saja! 348 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,916 Helo? 349 00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,875 - Helo. - Awak dah sedar? 350 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:39,000 Ya, tapi wanita ini pengsan. 351 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,916 Mana jarum itu? 352 00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:43,791 Ia disuntik di bawah perut sebelah kiri. 353 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,958 90 peratus lelaki letak zakar di kiri. Awak? 354 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,958 Mujur saya tak begitu. Saya letak di kanan. 355 00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:50,250 Tahniah. 356 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,958 Namun, testis saya di kiri. 357 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:53,000 Selamat tinggal. 358 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:55,916 Bukan saya. Maaf! 359 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,583 Celaka! 360 00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:09,875 Saya beri awak banyak duit, untuk ubah maklumat komputer kerajaan. 361 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:11,583 Awak khianat saya? 362 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:14,083 Jangan bunuh saya. 363 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,375 Bahasa Kantonis bos semakin bagus. 364 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,250 Saya kerap berbual dengan kekasih. 365 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:23,458 Itu sebabnya saya bagus. 366 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:26,333 Saya urus awak dulu! 367 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:28,916 Jangan bunuh saya. 368 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,666 Kenapa saya kena ikut? Kalau saya ikut, saya tak jadi bos. 369 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:36,416 Beri saya satu peluang lagi! 370 00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:40,875 Baiklah, saya beri satu peluang lagi. 371 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,791 Agar awak mati tanpa sesal. 372 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:49,875 Apabila betina dan penzina itu balik, campak mereka ke laut. 373 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,166 Tangkap dia! 374 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,083 Ya. 375 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:06,750 Tak guna. 376 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,083 Jahanam! 377 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,125 Pergi mati! 378 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,458 Apa maksudnya? 379 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,958 Apa? Dulu, Profesor Chang ada tangan berjalan. 380 00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,875 Kini, ada orang nak bunuh awak. 381 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:27,791 Berhambus! 382 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,125 Keluar! 383 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:46,666 Mak, saya ada masalah besar. 384 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,458 Mak pun! 385 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,833 Dengar, ada orang nak bunuh saya! 386 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,375 Itu hal kecil. Mak nak beritahu sesuatu! 387 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,250 Ya! Mak nak saya belajar kuat-kuat. Saya buat. 388 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:59,208 Bukan, mak nak beritahu hal lain. 389 00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:02,666 Ayah kamu, Lee Yat Fai, bukan ayah kandung kamu. 390 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,375 Saya tahu, Tat ayah kandung saya. 391 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:06,750 Bagaimana? 392 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,416 Ayah gila kerana saya pukul. Saya tak pukul mak! 393 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,458 Kenapa mak yang menggila? 394 00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:12,375 Gila? 395 00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:18,041 Awak fikir saya gila? 396 00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:21,208 Betina ini dedahkan rahsia ayah! 397 00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,250 Sekarang ayah tahu. 398 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,000 Dah lama ayah syak. 399 00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:32,541 Nama ayah "Valentino Kacak", 400 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:36,500 tapi anak ayah hodoh! 401 00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:38,625 Saya tak nak tahu! 402 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,541 Saya nak 2 juta dolar. Pemberinya, ayah saya. 403 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:42,458 Ini 200 dolar. 404 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,958 Dua juta dolarlah. 405 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:46,166 Pergi sambung cuci tandas. 406 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:50,375 Suatu malam, 25 tahun lalu, saya baca novel seks di stor. 407 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,416 Mak awak masuk berbogel dan tutup lampu. 408 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,375 Jaga mulut awak! 409 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,000 Saya pakai stoking malam itu. 410 00:30:57,083 --> 00:31:00,500 Maaf. Awak pakai sepasang stoking putih. 411 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,291 Tuan keluar malam itu. 412 00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:05,583 Saya gagal kawal diri dan… 413 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,875 Saya amat menyesal apabila buka lampu. 414 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,041 Kenapa awak baca novel seks? 415 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,875 Diam! Jangan bersuara! 416 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,541 Jangan! 417 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,875 Tuhan akan hukum anak yang pukul mak ayah. 418 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:23,000 Kenapa saya patut percaya dia ayah saya? Ada bukti? 419 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:27,000 Dalam filem ada tunjuk. Anak akan pengsan kalau ayahnya melutut. 420 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,875 Ya? Melutut dan tengok. 421 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,041 Melutut! 422 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,041 Dah pening? 423 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,000 Saya tak apa-apa! 424 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:51,791 - Berhenti merepek. Masa depan saya cerah. - Hei. 425 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,333 Ini cek 2 juta dolar. 426 00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:57,291 Ayah lupakan semua dan kamu boleh dapat lebih kalau terima ayah. 427 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,208 Kalau tak, kamu tahu akibatnya. 428 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,166 Tidak. 429 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,083 Jangan ambil. 430 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:05,916 Terima kasih, ayah. 431 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:10,750 Kamu anak ayah yang baik. 432 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:13,166 Orang bijak pandai buat keputusan. 433 00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,666 Ini salah! 434 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:16,583 Tidak! 435 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:17,583 Keluar. 436 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:21,791 Berhambus! 437 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,958 Ayah muakan dan rosakkan kamu. 438 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:26,541 Jaga mulut atau saya hubungi polis. 439 00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:29,583 Jujurnya, kamu menjengkelkan. 440 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:30,750 Berhenti! 441 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,416 Ayah harap kamu hormat orang lain agar kamu dihormati. 442 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,166 Berhambus, celaka! 443 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,250 Kamu yang celaka! 444 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,208 Ayah boleh marah kamu. 445 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,041 Berani kamu, ya? 446 00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:11,708 Helo. 447 00:33:13,416 --> 00:33:14,333 Buat pengakuan? 448 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:20,625 Awak tak takut saya? 449 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,166 Saya tak peduli. 450 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,750 Saya boleh gigit. 451 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:28,000 Awak tak gembira? 452 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:30,208 Ya, lepas jumpa awak. 453 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,625 - Saya pergi. - Pergi cepat. 454 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,333 Hei. 455 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,000 Mari ke sini. 456 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:45,708 Saya ada kawan yang abaikan ayahnya demi duit. 457 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:48,083 - Lagi? - Itu saja. 458 00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:49,500 - Saya nak pergi. - Nanti. 459 00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:55,916 Dia halau dan tendang ayahnya keluar. 460 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,791 Masa itu hujan lebat. 461 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,250 Apa pendapat awak? 462 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:02,375 Lebih keji daripada haiwan. 463 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,416 Dia amat kacak. 464 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,833 Nasib baik. Kalau tak, dia patut ditembak mati. 465 00:34:07,625 --> 00:34:10,291 Awak rasa saya kacak? 466 00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,541 Saya, Chung Chung, bersumpah, 467 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:16,666 awak tak kacak langsung. 468 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,625 Dia bersendirian malam ini. 469 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:45,333 Tak guna! 470 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,250 Gerak. 471 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:00,208 Awak hubungi 911? 472 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:01,625 Boleh? 473 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,000 Terpulang. 474 00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:06,416 Apa nombornya? 475 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,083 Maaf, 476 00:35:42,583 --> 00:35:43,458 Siapa tutup? 477 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,333 Jangan lari! 478 00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:49,333 Kenapa diri di sini? 479 00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:51,000 Tak jangka dia langgar saya. 480 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,083 Kejar dia! 481 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:55,166 Rumah ini terlalu besar. Saya akan letupkan. 482 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:00,708 Rasa ini! 483 00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:03,500 Rasa ini pula! 484 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,166 - Kenapa balik? - Ayah tak pergi. 485 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:40,791 Jangan gerak. 486 00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:44,000 Serah pistol. 487 00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:50,000 Jangan buat kerja gila. Serahkan perlahan-lahan. Cepat! 488 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:53,250 Jangan cuba bertindak. 489 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,833 Ingat saya tak nampak awak? 490 00:36:55,916 --> 00:36:57,000 Jangan bertindak bodoh. 491 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,458 Serah pistol awak. 492 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,416 Awak dah dapat. 493 00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:03,791 Okey. 494 00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:07,916 Jangan gerak! 495 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,750 Jangan gerak, saya ada kawan awak. 496 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,666 Saya kata jangan gerak! 497 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:12,833 Saya ada bos awak. 498 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,208 Kita tukar tebusan. 499 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,291 Celaka! 500 00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:18,625 Lepaskan kawan saya! 501 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:21,250 Kalau tak, saya tembak! 502 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:22,833 Okey. 503 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,375 Kenapa ayah melutut? 504 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:35,375 Dia anak saya. Dia pengsan kalau saya melutut. 505 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,458 Helo. Selamat tinggal. 506 00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:56,791 Lelaki bodoh itu guna bahan letupan, bukan pistol. 507 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,250 Dia silap besar kali ini. Tengok! 508 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:02,000 Dia tinggalkan pedangnya. 509 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,500 Ayah ingat tandas roket? 510 00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:04,750 Untuk usik Wong Siu Fu? 511 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,666 - Ada di sebelah ayah. - Apa? 512 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,291 Berapa ramai boleh guna? 513 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:16,208 Seorang. 514 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:23,166 Jangan risau, kita masih ada beberapa jam. 515 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,583 Pakai cermin mata. Ada sepuluh saat. 516 00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:30,916 Ia tak boleh potong besi. 517 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,166 - Potong tangan ayah dan pergi! - Ayah tak perlu ajar. 518 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,750 Saya tak pernah layan ayah dengan baik. Biar saya menebusnya. 519 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,083 Ayah. 520 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,333 Anak ayah. 521 00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:51,250 Duduk! 522 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:17,625 Chung Chung, awak tak apa-apa? 523 00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:19,791 Saya okey. 524 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:29,750 Mimpi buruk? 525 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:34,833 Ya, saya nampak Sing meletup dan hancur. 526 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,000 Saya amat takut. 527 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:40,916 Bukankah awak benci dia? 528 00:39:41,416 --> 00:39:43,333 Kenapa awak mimpikan dia? 529 00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:45,666 Memang saya benci dia. 530 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,666 Saya ingat, pakar psikiatri pernah kata, 531 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:54,458 wanita tertarik kepada lelaki jahat. 532 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,708 Dia taklah jahat sangat. 533 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,333 Dia buat pengakuan di gereja. 534 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,791 Dia cuma degil dan takut saya ejek dia. 535 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,083 Dia amat sedih kerana tiada kawan. 536 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,916 Dia bijak. 537 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,541 Kalau tak, dia takkan ada banyak helah untuk usik orang lain. 538 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:20,666 Ya? 539 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:21,708 Doktor Chang? 540 00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:22,625 Bercakap. 541 00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:25,750 Pesakit bernama Lee Chak Sing telah hancur meletup. 542 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:26,750 Datang ke hospital sekarang. 543 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:27,875 Ada apa? 544 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:32,208 Bayangan awak bukan mimpi. 545 00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:34,083 Ia benar. 546 00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:58,875 Profesor, anak saya bagaimana? 547 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,000 Tenang. 548 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:04,000 Dari sudut perubatan, dia dah mati. 549 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,333 Apa? 550 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:09,458 Pada saya, dia separuh mati. 551 00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:10,875 Maksud awak? 552 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,375 Ayah ada di sini? 553 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:21,416 - Cuma tinggal bibirnya? - Ya. 554 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,750 Profesor tak cakap? 555 00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:27,000 Tubuh saya dah hancur, cuma tinggal otak dan bibir. 556 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,541 Berehatlah. 557 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:30,500 Kurangkan cakap. 558 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,791 Saya ada berita baik dan buruk. 559 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:34,708 Apa? 560 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:38,166 Berita baiknya, saya ada kata tentang organ tiruan, bukan? 561 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,416 Ia berjaya dicipta kerajaan Amerika. 562 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,208 Boleh simpan dua organ asal. 563 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:45,083 Selebihnya, ganti dengan organ tiruan. 564 00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:47,583 Tubuh anak awak boleh dibina semula. 565 00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:49,250 Mulakan sekarang. 566 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:52,166 Ini Doktor Quency, Ketua Doktor hospital ini. 567 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,750 Apa khabar? 568 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:57,666 Ini anak saya. Tolong selamatkan dia. 569 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,958 Dengar, ada berita buruk juga. 570 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:03,541 Dia perlukan 60 juta dolar untuk lakukannya. 571 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,041 Maaf, saya tiada sebanyak itu. 572 00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:08,375 Bagaimana nak buat pembedahan? 573 00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:11,791 Saya akan hubungi ayahnya yang kaya. 574 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:14,708 Saya faham. 575 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,208 Baik awak cakap dengannya. 576 00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:25,583 Sing, ayah ada duit. Kamu jangan jumpa Tat lagi. 577 00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:28,458 Kalau tak, kamu bukan anak ayah! Putus hubungan. 578 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:31,041 Saya dah buat keputusan, En. Lee. 579 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,500 Kita lupakan satu sama lain. 580 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,458 Baiklah. Kamu tak berubah, pergi mati! 581 00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:40,875 Bodohnya kamu. 582 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:44,291 Oh, Tuhan. Mereka buang masa saya. Mengarut. 583 00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:47,791 Dia terlalu praktis! Tiada belas ihsan langsung. 584 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:52,041 Saya mampu dapatkan 6,000 dolar saja. 585 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:54,875 Awak ada 6,000 dolar? 586 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:57,000 Okey, saya buat untuk awak. 587 00:42:57,083 --> 00:43:00,166 Kita boleh berjaya dengan kos rendah. Berani cuba? 588 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,083 Lap peluh saya! 589 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,333 Selesai! 590 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,875 Terima kasih. 591 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,916 - Makan ketika panas. - Okey. 592 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,958 Tentu awak suka mi daging yang saya buat. 593 00:43:43,625 --> 00:43:45,750 Dia nampak sedih, biar dia makan. 594 00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:51,083 Anak ayah, makan mi dulu. 595 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:52,625 Saya tiada hati. 596 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,541 Pembedahan ini berjaya. 597 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,791 Dia makin pulih, nampak sama macam dulu. 598 00:43:57,875 --> 00:43:59,333 Melainkan muka saya. 599 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:01,333 Awak masih kacak. 600 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:03,708 Saya terlalu kacak? 601 00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:04,916 Boleh tahanlah. 602 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,375 Biar saya tengok dulu. 603 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:08,625 Tak perlu. Makanlah mi. 604 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,958 Terus terang, ini boleh tahan? 605 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,833 Ia murah. Ini saja kami mampu. 606 00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:15,916 - Biar saya bunuh diri. - Tenanglah. 607 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,041 Profesor, awak kena ambil serius. 608 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,458 Bantu saya betulkannya. 609 00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:22,750 Okey. 610 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:28,000 Tengok, kamu dah kacak. 611 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,333 Sama macam dulu. 612 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,458 - Terima kasih, profesor. - Memang tugas saya. 613 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,166 Panjang tangan saya beza. 614 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,166 Tangan semua orang begitu. 615 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:37,041 Masalahnya, jauh beza! 616 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:38,791 Macam mana ini? 617 00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:44,333 Ia murah. Itu saja kami mampu. 618 00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:45,833 Biar saya bunuh diri. 619 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,541 Profesor, awak permainkan kami? 620 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:52,291 Sanggup beri dia tangan itu? Ingat kami bodoh? 621 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:53,500 Tenang. 622 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:54,458 Tenang? 623 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:56,708 - Percayalah. - Ini kali terakhir. 624 00:44:57,958 --> 00:44:59,125 Awak bertuah. 625 00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:01,750 Lebih 100 pasang tangan dibuang bulan ini. 626 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,833 Saya carikan awak yang sempurna. 627 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,208 Cuba guna tenaga. 628 00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:06,250 - Okey. - Ya? 629 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:07,333 - Ya! - Ya! 630 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:19,958 Maaf, saya dapat cari tangan saja bulan ini. 631 00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:24,000 Ia murah. 632 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,708 Ini saja kami mampu. 633 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:37,583 Tangan kiri. 634 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,250 Kaki kanan. 635 00:45:42,916 --> 00:45:43,791 Bagus! 636 00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:46,916 Tahniah, profesor. Ia sempurna. 637 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,541 Saya dah kata okey, bukan? 638 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:51,583 Tahniah! 639 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:54,458 Berhenti. 640 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,333 Tak boleh berhenti! 641 00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,875 Celaka! 642 00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:07,125 Bila dia akan berhenti? 643 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:08,791 Rasanya… 644 00:46:09,291 --> 00:46:11,000 lepas baterinya habis. 645 00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:14,416 Dia dah berhenti. 646 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:15,458 Bateri habis. 647 00:46:18,791 --> 00:46:21,458 Organ elektronik sukar dikawal sebelum sesuai. 648 00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:22,875 Tak lama lagi eloklah. 649 00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:27,208 Dia kena makan bateri setiap hari dan elak badannya basah 650 00:46:27,291 --> 00:46:29,875 atau dia akan lumpuh. 651 00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:31,250 Nak kencing. 652 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,750 - Silakan. - Dia cuma makan bateri. 653 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,791 Apa ini? 654 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:39,083 Ini untuk kencing. Tutup lepas guna. 655 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,958 Carilah yang lebih elok. 656 00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:44,958 - Untuk berak? - Guna ini juga. 657 00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:45,916 Awak… 658 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,875 Janganlah pengsan! 659 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,041 Saya belum tanam cip di dalam otak awak. 660 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:54,458 Sebaik saja ditanam, 661 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:56,875 fungsi meniru organ elektronik bermula. 662 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,833 Awak boleh ubah bentuk. 663 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:01,666 Secara teori, awak boleh jadi apa-apa. 664 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,791 - Saya nak jadi diri sendiri. - Boleh. 665 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:05,541 Jadi, cepatlah tanam. 666 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:06,875 Saya belum cipta. 667 00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:09,166 Kencing pada dia. 668 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,458 Tidak! 669 00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:12,583 Kencing pada dia! 670 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:15,750 Tidak! 671 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,666 Sing, kongsi gelap Jepun amat berkuasa di sini. 672 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:22,750 Mereka kejam. 673 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:25,916 Kalau mereka tahu awak tak mati, mereka akan datang. 674 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,416 Saya aturkan pengebumian palsu awak esok. 675 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,541 Pergi ke Hong Kong secepat mungkin 676 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,083 dan jangan kembali. 677 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:58,416 Saya tak dapat bayang orang menangis untuk saya. 678 00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:02,500 Saya akan ingat. 679 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:10,958 11:51 PAGI, DUA TAHUN KEMUDIAN, HONG KONG 680 00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:18,958 Hei, bangunan ini akan dirobohkan. Awak belum pindah? 681 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,625 Saya sedang kemas dan akan pindah. 682 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:22,541 Pindah cepat. 683 00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:32,500 Kamu basah kena hujan? 684 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,125 Saya tak boleh gerak ketika basah. 685 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:37,541 Saya lebih rela mati. 686 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,833 Jangan mengarut! 687 00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:40,875 Apa ayah buat? 688 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:41,875 Tunjuk jari. 689 00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:43,250 Begini. 690 00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:45,208 Janganlah bergurau. 691 00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,875 Saya nak kencing. Tolong saya. 692 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:48,958 Okey. 693 00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:52,333 Saya dah keluarkan. Ayah sedang pijak. 694 00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:54,750 Maaflah. 695 00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:57,833 Kenapa tukar pancuran? 696 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:01,916 Saya ganti yang baru, yang lama tersekat. 697 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:05,958 Tak berfungsi. 698 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:10,416 Ia tersekat. Air keluar dari telinga kamu. 699 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,250 Tolong tiup ia sampai kering. 700 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,875 Nanti kamu buat sendiri. Tahan. 701 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,125 Lepas. 702 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,875 Mari makan. 703 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:28,583 Ayah dipecat hari ini. 704 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,375 Tempat ini akan dirobohkan. 705 00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:34,875 Baik kita cari tempat berteduh di taman. 706 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:38,625 Baru-baru ini, ada perogol di sana. 707 00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,125 Dia suka rogol lelaki muda sebaya kamu. 708 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,291 Nah, rasa ini. 709 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,958 Saya nak tukar selera. 710 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:50,000 Ayah belikan kamu yang baru esok. 711 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,708 Apa kata beli dadah? 712 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,250 Boleh kita bunuh diri. 713 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,666 Siu Fu! Gembira dapat jumpa! 714 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:02,291 Sing, kerja baru. 715 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:03,875 Ya? 716 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,541 Guru biologi. 717 00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:07,791 Ini alamat kolej. 718 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:10,250 Pukul 8:00 pagi, saya dah uruskan semua. 719 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,458 Gaji lebih 10,000 dolar. 720 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:15,333 Saya layan awak buruk tapi awak layan saya baik! 721 00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:16,500 Saya… 722 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:19,958 Jangan mengarutlah. Lupakan hal lama. Kita dah dewasa. 723 00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:21,916 Siu Fu! 724 00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:23,708 Kerja kuat-kuat. 725 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:38,291 Baki awak. 726 00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:43,333 - Ini 50 sen. - Apa? 727 00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,541 Lebih 50 sen. 728 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,208 - Awak guru di sini? - Ya. 729 00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:50,625 Ini satu dolar untuk awak hubungi polis. 730 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,333 Selamat pagi. Saya guru biologi baru. 731 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,291 Saya tak sedap hati. 732 00:51:03,791 --> 00:51:05,000 Terlalu senyap. 733 00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:07,375 Ya, persekitarannya bagus. 734 00:51:08,291 --> 00:51:09,416 Awak terlalu naif! 735 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,333 Ini mimpi ngeri semua guru di Hong Kong. 736 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:15,916 Dalam 57 peratus guru-guru di sini cedera atau cacat. 737 00:51:16,416 --> 00:51:18,750 Awak kena peka di dalam kelas. 738 00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:21,666 Saya budak jahat di sekolah. 739 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:24,833 Saya digelar Lelaki Keji. Nama saya Lelaki Tak Malu. 740 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,125 Saya lalui semua. 741 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,833 Bodoh! Saya digelar Raja Iblis dari Neraka. 742 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:32,708 Sekarang, saya menyedihkan. 743 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:45,375 Selamat pagi, tuan. 744 00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:47,500 Selamat pagi. 745 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:49,291 Selamat pagi, tuan. 746 00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:50,250 Bagus. 747 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:51,708 - Guru baru? - Ya. 748 00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:53,666 - Saya tunjuk pejabat pentadbiran. - Baik. 749 00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:56,625 - Dah sampai. - Awak bergurau? 750 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,583 - Jumpa lagi. - Hati-hati! 751 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:19,791 Hebatnya. Di sini lebih selamat. 752 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:20,958 Itu paling bahaya. 753 00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,666 Kalau 57 peratus cedera parah, 754 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,708 43 peratus lagi? 755 00:52:35,791 --> 00:52:37,625 Lagi 23 peratus mati, 756 00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:40,875 11 peratus jadi gila. Sembilan peratus saja bertahan. 757 00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:43,458 Awak kenapa? 758 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:44,666 - Tuan. - Jangan panik. 759 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,208 Dia Rambut Panjang, pemberi maklumat. Dia ada maklumat. 760 00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:49,708 Pemberi maklumat tak berseluar. 761 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:51,458 Samaran saya terbongkar, mereka tanggal seluar saya. 762 00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:54,625 Mereka kata nak bunuh guru baru yang datang hari ini. 763 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:55,958 Awak, bukan? 764 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,125 Saya kena hati-hati. 765 00:53:36,375 --> 00:53:37,375 Dengar baik-baik, 766 00:53:38,041 --> 00:53:42,375 - saya seorang yang kejam… - Tuan. 767 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,583 Ada apa? 768 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:45,666 Jenis darah awak? 769 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,666 En. Tang, untung bersih sekolah antarabangsa kami 770 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,583 berganda berbanding tahun lalu. 771 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:14,291 Saya bangga bentangkan angka memuaskan kepada ahli lembaga pengarah. 772 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:16,375 Semester depan, setiap gred tambah dua kelas. 773 00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,750 Kita naikkan yuran sekolah 50 peratus. 774 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:20,500 Kita caj 17,000 dolar sebulan. 775 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:22,583 Mereka bukan datang untuk belajar. 776 00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:24,833 Ayah mereka kaya. 777 00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:28,000 Mereka masuk ke sekolah untuk belajar di luar negara. 778 00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:29,958 - Mereka sanggup bayar. - Betul. 779 00:54:30,041 --> 00:54:33,791 Kalau hasil meningkat tahun depan, saya pertimbangkan peruntukan saham. 780 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,750 Idea yang baik. 781 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:40,125 Ayah, ada guru dibelasah teruk pelajar. 782 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:41,625 Ya? 783 00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,791 Pelajar universiti memang begitu. 784 00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:46,416 Betul, pelajar klien kita. 785 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,416 Pelayan kelab pun layan klien mereka setiap malam. 786 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,416 Mereka tak dibelasah. 787 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,500 Mereka disetubuhi. Sama saja. 788 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:56,125 Anggap saja awak seperti pelayan kelab. 789 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:57,416 Saya tak setuju. 790 00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:02,250 Saya bapa ayam! 791 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:16,458 Tak tahu baca? Anjing dan guru dilarang masuk! 792 00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,500 Belasah dia! 793 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:26,583 LELAKI KACAK DILARANG MASUK 794 00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,333 Saya tak boleh masuk? 795 00:55:58,583 --> 00:55:59,625 Pengetua. 796 00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:04,750 Pengetua, tolong saya! 797 00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:07,250 Sabar, lama-lama awak akan biasa. 798 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,333 Tolong! 799 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,708 - Helo - Helo. 800 00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:45,791 Saya masih hidup. 801 00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:48,541 Pak cik saya ada beritahu. 802 00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:49,625 Helo. 803 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:52,416 Awak guru baru? 804 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,875 Ya. 805 00:56:53,958 --> 00:56:54,791 Helo. 806 00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:56,083 Nak saya tolong? 807 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,500 Tak. Saya okey. 808 00:56:58,583 --> 00:56:59,833 Pengajaran awak okey? 809 00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:02,500 Setakat ini, baik. 810 00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:05,875 Awak ajar berkebun? 811 00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:07,500 Apa? 812 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:10,000 Ada pancuran… 813 00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:11,958 Jangan sentuh. Hati-hati. 814 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,208 Ia kotor. 815 00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:15,541 Okey. 816 00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:20,458 Chung Chung. 817 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:23,541 Kawan saya dah sampai. Jumpa lagi. 818 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,250 Ya? 819 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,125 - Jumpa lagi. - Jumpa lagi. 820 00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:46,708 Awak kenapa? 821 00:57:46,833 --> 00:57:47,750 Setakat ini, baik. 822 00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:49,458 Boleh tahan! Teruskan. 823 00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:50,875 Kalau saya, dah bunuh diri. 824 00:57:52,166 --> 00:57:53,666 Saya akan buat begitu. 825 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,250 Biar betul? 826 00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:26,250 Lebih bertenaga pula. Tak guna! 827 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:34,166 Kalau Kau hebat, buat aku hidup lepas lompat. 828 00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:09,291 Saya berjaya! 829 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:22,583 Awak tahu, 830 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:27,125 Saya berjaya cipta supercip. 831 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:31,291 Pada saat kritikal itu, saya masukkannya ke mulut awak. 832 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,083 Sekarang awak Superman yang boleh berubah! 833 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,583 Awak boleh selamatkan dunia. 834 00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:40,666 - Apa? - Boleh kembalikan keamanan dunia. 835 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:41,708 Apa? 836 00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:44,125 Boleh kembalikan keamanan dunia! 837 00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:46,083 Nak ke mana? 838 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,083 Pergi hapuskan penceroboh lima planet. 839 00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:52,833 Nak ke mana? 840 00:59:52,916 --> 00:59:54,875 Nak bunuh diri. Saya tak sehebat itu. 841 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:57,000 Saya belum habis cakap. 842 00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,333 Walaupun organ awak murah, 843 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:03,541 dengan cip ini, fungsi meniru akan mula secara automatik. 844 01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:05,666 Kuasa awak tak terbatas. 845 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,625 Awak boleh jadi apa-apa. 846 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:09,500 Boleh jadi periuk? 847 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,916 Boleh, selama awak nak. 848 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,625 Jangan merepek, profesor. Awak dah dewasa. 849 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:19,750 Tengoklah cermin. 850 01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:21,958 Apa yang berlaku? 851 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:25,875 Dah percaya? Untuk jadi manusia, bayang diri awak. 852 01:00:25,958 --> 01:00:28,125 Profesor. Dia anak saya, bukan? 853 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,375 Balik ke bentuk asal. 854 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,833 Bagaimana ini terjadi? 855 01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:43,916 Jangan bazir. 856 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:48,000 Profesor, ini nasi. Dia boleh jadi lauk? 857 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:50,666 Dia sedang berubah. 858 01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:56,250 Celaka, nak buat ayah mati terkejut? 859 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:57,833 Saya nak gosok gigi, tapi jadi ini. 860 01:00:57,916 --> 01:00:59,291 Cukup, ubah jadi emas. 861 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:03,041 Maaf, sekarang boleh jadi ubat gigi saja. 862 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,708 Awak belum biasa, jadi perubahan awak terhad. 863 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:15,666 Jangan risau. Rehat dan balik ke bentuk asal. 864 01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:17,916 Saya guna semua masa saya 865 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,708 untuk masukkan ensiklopedia barangan rumah Pn. Wong ke komputer awak. 866 01:01:23,791 --> 01:01:28,708 Jadi, awak boleh berubah menjadi banyak benda menarik. 867 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,666 Apa menariknya buku Pn. Wong? 868 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:32,791 Apa yang menarik? 869 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:36,166 Ada banyak ciptaan menarik. 870 01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,625 Ada tandas yang moden… 871 01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:40,333 Cukup setakat itu. 872 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:43,833 Ini jenama barat. 873 01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:46,833 - Awak patut guna jenama lain. - Saya orang barat. 874 01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:47,750 Awak hitam. 875 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,541 Duduk! 876 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,416 Ini En. Black Stone, ejen FBI dari Amerika. 877 01:01:55,500 --> 01:02:00,041 Dia nak bawa awak ke sana jadi saksi terhadap Fumito dari kongsi gelap Jepun. 878 01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:04,333 Tak. Dulu akibatnya buruk. Saya akan mati kalau kacau dia lagi. 879 01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:09,291 Awak bukan manusia lagi. 880 01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:10,833 Kenapa awak risau? 881 01:02:11,416 --> 01:02:12,958 Salah awak! Saya tiada kelebihan. 882 01:02:13,041 --> 01:02:16,000 Awak masukkan data barangan rumah dan buat saya jadi begini. 883 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:18,166 Malu kalau Chung Chung tengok saya. 884 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,666 Jangan risau. 885 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:23,875 Anak pengarah berdating dengannya. 886 01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:24,791 Apa? 887 01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:29,791 Ayah, picit keluar semua ubat gigi agar saya mati. 888 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,000 Mati? 889 01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:32,583 Ada ayah izinkan? 890 01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,708 Kamu tahu betapa pentingnya kamu? 891 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:37,791 Kamu saja boleh berubah jadi ubat gigi di dunia ini. 892 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:38,875 Kalau Chung Chung tahu 893 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:41,666 dia dapat ubat gigi percuma seumur hidup, dia akan nak kamu. 894 01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:46,458 Kamu kena kembalikan keamanan dunia, tapi kamu asyik nak mati. 895 01:02:46,541 --> 01:02:48,000 Apa saya patut buat? 896 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,625 Kamu rasa? 897 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:55,083 Mana awak? Saya tunggu awak. 898 01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:57,666 - Saya di atas bukit. - Kenapa belum balik? 899 01:02:58,166 --> 01:02:59,375 Nanti saya balik. 900 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,416 Ada ubat gigi. 901 01:03:03,916 --> 01:03:04,958 Apa? 902 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:08,125 Ubat gigi besar! 903 01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:10,500 Helo? 904 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:20,958 Minum. 905 01:03:21,666 --> 01:03:26,250 John selalu kata awak cantik dan sopan. 906 01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:28,000 Dia usik saya saja. 907 01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:30,750 Beberapa tahun lalu, dia selalu usik saya. 908 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:33,375 Awak banyak berubah. 909 01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:36,958 Selepas kahwin, pakaian awak harus elok dan sopan. 910 01:03:37,041 --> 01:03:38,833 Peraturan keluarga kami ketat. 911 01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:42,708 Awak menakutkan dia. 912 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:44,208 Saya minta maaf. 913 01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:47,083 - Boleh saya minta diri? - Silakan. 914 01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:48,500 Terima kasih. 915 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:53,041 Nampak, dia takut. 916 01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:00,500 Masuk dari belakang. 917 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:01,875 Apa? 918 01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:03,875 - Bukan di sini! Belakang pentas. - Kenapa? 919 01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:05,875 - Bukan ahli silap mata? - Saya cari orang. 920 01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:07,333 Maaf, silakan masuk. 921 01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:08,833 Bukan di sini! 922 01:04:50,708 --> 01:04:51,583 Tengok depan! 923 01:04:52,375 --> 01:04:53,208 Maaf. 924 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,666 Awak cuba mengintai? Celaka! 925 01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:06,791 Ini saya. 926 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:08,208 Kenapa masuk sini? 927 01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:10,375 Saya nak beritahu sesuatu. 928 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:11,791 Cakaplah. 929 01:05:12,583 --> 01:05:14,125 Saya tak macam dulu. 930 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:16,916 Saya perasan. Kuda belang? 931 01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:22,000 Mulai sekarang, saya nak jadi orang baik. 932 01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:24,166 Jangan masuk tandas wanita. 933 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:25,458 Tiada tempat duduk. 934 01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:28,166 Kawan saya menunggu. 935 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,041 Awak berdating? 936 01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:32,000 Itu urusan saya. 937 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:33,541 Tak betul, 938 01:05:34,041 --> 01:05:36,750 kalau awak suka saya walau sikit pun. 939 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,625 Kenapa awak kata begitu? 940 01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:39,750 Dua tahun lalu, 941 01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:43,500 awak menangis di pengebumian saya kerana cinta. 942 01:05:45,958 --> 01:05:48,083 Maaf, awak salah faham. 943 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:51,333 Kalau lipas mati kerana saya pijak pun saya akan menangis. 944 01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:55,791 Chung Chung, saya jamin saya tak sehina lipas sekarang. 945 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:03,291 - Masuk. - Saya nak kencing. Mujur tak penuh. 946 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:09,666 Nampak, saya tak macam dulu. 947 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:12,958 Kajian pak cik tentang organ tiruan berjaya. 948 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:16,291 Amat berjaya! 949 01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:22,500 Alamak! Penuh. 950 01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:24,416 Mak cik tak apa-apa? 951 01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:29,833 Saya sedang diet, jadi kerap berak. 952 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:33,833 Tandas yang menarik. 953 01:06:33,916 --> 01:06:35,291 Ya. 954 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:38,458 Keluarlah. Baunya busuk. 955 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,916 Keluar dan berbual dengan mereka. 956 01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:42,625 Begitulah. 957 01:06:45,041 --> 01:06:46,666 Chung Chung, mari menari. 958 01:06:47,625 --> 01:06:48,458 Okey. 959 01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:57,583 Alamak. 960 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,250 Awak nak kencing atau berak? 961 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:04,416 Tentulah berak. 962 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,791 Boleh berak di singki? 963 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:15,333 Kenapa ini? 964 01:07:15,416 --> 01:07:16,250 Mak cik. 965 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:19,208 Saya ditendang keluar dari tandas. 966 01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:21,875 Awak main mahjung sampai gila? 967 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,916 Saya tak tipu. 968 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,958 Mari balik ke tempat awak! 969 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:27,666 - Ada apa? - Seluar dalam mak di tandas. 970 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,041 Mari. Orang tak perasan. 971 01:07:29,125 --> 01:07:30,791 Ya, balik ke tempat mak. 972 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:35,583 Para hadirin, kami menjemput En. R. Billion yang terkenal 973 01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:37,750 untuk mempersembahkan silap mata. 974 01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:40,541 Persembahan bermula. 975 01:07:48,041 --> 01:07:48,875 Helo. 976 01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:50,291 Awak tahu silap mata apa? 977 01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:51,416 Semua silap mata. 978 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,583 Buat ubat gigi? 979 01:07:52,666 --> 01:07:53,500 Ubat gigi? 980 01:07:53,583 --> 01:07:56,583 Permintaan yang segar. 981 01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:00,708 Beri satu lagi untuk anak saya. 982 01:08:03,791 --> 01:08:05,416 Boleh ubah jadi ubat gigi? 983 01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:09,541 Sebenarnya… 984 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:12,125 Tak boleh, bukan? Awak dipecat. 985 01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:20,625 Menakjubkan. 986 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,583 Terima kasih. 987 01:08:24,666 --> 01:08:26,333 Ini bukan kuasa ghaib. 988 01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:27,833 Ia silap mata. 989 01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:29,833 Saya nak bantuan penonton. 990 01:08:29,916 --> 01:08:31,000 Wanita ini, boleh? 991 01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:32,458 - Tak nak. - Pemuda ini? 992 01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:33,541 - Saya… - Bacul. 993 01:08:35,291 --> 01:08:36,541 Saya bukan bacul. 994 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,208 Hebat! 995 01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:30,166 Mak! 996 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,750 Kamu akan jadi bintang handalan! 997 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:44,458 Kali ini betul. 998 01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:46,833 Celaka! 999 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:04,833 Hebat! 1000 01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:23,833 Sayang! 1001 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:56,541 Peluk saya erat kalau awak takut. Jangan kata awak takut. 1002 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,083 Seronoknya! 1003 01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:00,375 Saya dah lama nak main payung terjun! 1004 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:02,625 Gembiranya saya! 1005 01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,125 Chung Chung, janganlah! Saya amat takut. 1006 01:11:19,083 --> 01:11:20,916 Tak elok kenakan orang lain. 1007 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,125 Saya buat untuk awak. 1008 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:25,208 Saya nekad nak berubah. 1009 01:11:25,291 --> 01:11:27,000 Terimalah saya, Chung Chung. 1010 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,750 Nak saya terima bagaimana? 1011 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:32,416 Berdating, berkahwin, ada anak. 1012 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,583 Nak mana dulu? 1013 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:34,958 Gila! 1014 01:11:37,666 --> 01:11:39,416 Kita boleh berdating. 1015 01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:59,666 Mulai hari ini, tiada sesiapa boleh tengking saya. 1016 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,625 Celaka! Awak belum bayar! 1017 01:12:02,541 --> 01:12:04,458 Maaf. Simpan bakinya. 1018 01:12:04,541 --> 01:12:05,375 Maaf. 1019 01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:09,541 Hei! Turunkan saya! Selamatkan diri! 1020 01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:11,541 Hubungi polis! 1021 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:14,875 Para pelajar tak nak ambil ujian dan merusuh. 1022 01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:16,208 Turunkan saya! Hei! 1023 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,416 Selamatkan diri! 1024 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,083 Berhenti main air! 1025 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,333 Dia datang! 1026 01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,000 Tolong! 1027 01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:37,333 Kenapa awak tak nak belajar? Berhenti main-main! 1028 01:13:44,541 --> 01:13:47,291 Pergi ambil ujian! 1029 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:51,000 Pejam mata dan berpaling. 1030 01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:54,083 Ujian bermula sekarang. 1031 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:57,666 Botak, mulakan. 1032 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,333 Tidak! Saya tak nak! 1033 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,750 Tidak! 1034 01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:10,750 Sejarah China, soalan satu. Siapa maharaja pertama Dinasti Ming? 1035 01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:12,083 A, Chun Yuen Chang. 1036 01:14:12,166 --> 01:14:13,416 B, Chu Yau Ko. 1037 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,625 C, Chu Yan. 1038 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:18,458 Chu Yan. 1039 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,708 Salah! Jawapannya ialah Chun Yuen Chang. 1040 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:24,750 Soalan dua. Siapa Orang Gasar Berlima? 1041 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:27,291 Pilih jawapan yang salah antara berikut. 1042 01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,208 Hun Sin Bei. 1043 01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:30,250 Chi Chiang. 1044 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,791 Di dan Hong Kong. 1045 01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:33,625 Chiang! 1046 01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:35,666 Salah! Belasah dia! 1047 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,250 Soalan berikut. Siapa Chien Lung kepada Yung Chang? 1048 01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:44,000 A, ayah. B, anak lelaki. 1049 01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:44,958 C, mak cik. 1050 01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:47,833 Saya ingat. Tunggu. 1051 01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:48,916 Saya hadir kelas itu. 1052 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,375 Fikir elok-elok, tebus maruah. 1053 01:14:55,041 --> 01:14:57,083 B, Chien Lung anak lelaki Yung Chang. 1054 01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,750 Ya! 1055 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:07,333 Hebat! Minum! Botak, awak budak baik. Awak bagus. 1056 01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:08,916 Pak cik nak peluk! Saya sayang awak. 1057 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,250 Saya akan belajar kuat-kuat. 1058 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:18,916 - Saya pun. - Saya pun. 1059 01:15:19,750 --> 01:15:22,375 BILIK PENGETUA 1060 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:28,041 Terima kasih kerana mengubah pelajar paling nakal jadi baik bulan ini. 1061 01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:30,750 Mereka menunjukkan peningkatan yang baik! 1062 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:32,375 Semua kerana kepimpinan awak yang hebat. 1063 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:37,083 En. Lee, awak bintang handalan dalam dunia pendidikan. 1064 01:15:37,166 --> 01:15:38,916 Pengetua, awak hebat! 1065 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:45,333 Oleh sebab itu, awak tak boleh mengajar di sini lagi. 1066 01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:48,541 Sila cari kerja lain. 1067 01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:51,500 Awak memang kelakar, pengetua! 1068 01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:54,666 Saya tak bergurau. Awak rampas kekasih anak pengarah. 1069 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,583 Saya tak dapat bantu. 1070 01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:57,916 Begitu rupanya, mudah saja. 1071 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,583 Mari bincang. 1072 01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:03,541 BILIK MESYUARAT 1073 01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:07,708 Selamat pagi. 1074 01:16:08,708 --> 01:16:12,166 Cukup. Kalau awak nak kerja ini, tinggalkan Chung Chung. 1075 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:14,333 Nanti, saya ada berita penting. 1076 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:15,833 Cakaplah. 1077 01:16:16,416 --> 01:16:18,041 Sebenarnya, saya… 1078 01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:21,500 Terminator III. 1079 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,541 Apa? 1080 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:24,208 Cerita itu belum dibuat. 1081 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,500 Ia sedang dibuat. 1082 01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:50,458 Terminator III. 1083 01:16:50,541 --> 01:16:52,875 Jurassic Park IV. 1084 01:16:52,958 --> 01:16:55,000 Jaws V. 1085 01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:57,833 Saya digigit. 1086 01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,208 Saya suka. 1087 01:17:04,333 --> 01:17:05,875 Kenapa mereka jadi gila? 1088 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:06,875 Kerap tengok filem barat. 1089 01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:08,625 Filem Hong Kong amat teruk. 1090 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:12,666 Sebelum jadi gila, pengetua minta saya ambil alih. 1091 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:14,041 Saya harap awak belajar kuat-kuat. 1092 01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:17,541 Duit tak penting. Setidaknya, jadi orang yang dihormati. 1093 01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:19,291 - Ya. - Ya. 1094 01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:23,708 - Kini, awak dihormati. - Saya lebih suka kaya! 1095 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:37,916 Tamparan yang bagus! 1096 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,625 Beri tamparan yang sukar! 1097 01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:40,666 Ayuh! 1098 01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:42,125 Hati-hati! 1099 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,333 Awak pandang apa? 1100 01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:09,375 Hati-hati! 1101 01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:15,833 Hati saya! 1102 01:18:20,291 --> 01:18:21,625 Awak nak main di sini? 1103 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:23,875 Ini gelanggang saya. Awak dah bayar? 1104 01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:31,083 Awak rupanya. 1105 01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:34,958 Bos tahu awak masih hidup dan nak bawa awak ke Amerika untuk jadi saksi. 1106 01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:37,458 Teruk saya dimarahi. Awak harus mati. 1107 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,666 Jangan bunuh saya, Superman. 1108 01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:04,958 Saya jadi Superman sebab awak. 1109 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,833 Terima kasih. 1110 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,000 Sama-sama. 1111 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,500 - Apa awak buat? - Main bola keranjang. 1112 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:12,833 Main… 1113 01:19:29,791 --> 01:19:31,416 Dia dah mati? 1114 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:33,166 Hampir mati. 1115 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,083 Apa yang berlaku? Saya takut. 1116 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:37,125 Jangan panik, saya ada. 1117 01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:38,458 Kalau awak tiada? 1118 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,916 Kita mesti bersama selamanya. 1119 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:40,916 Bagus! 1120 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,250 - Bagus! - Bagus! 1121 01:19:42,333 --> 01:19:43,500 Tidak! 1122 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:44,916 - Tidak! - Tidak! 1123 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,291 Lupakan, saya gurau. 1124 01:19:46,375 --> 01:19:48,708 Apa awak kata? Awak mungkir janji. 1125 01:19:49,166 --> 01:19:50,000 Ikut saya! 1126 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:06,750 Awak? 1127 01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:09,125 Awak bayar ikat jamin? 1128 01:20:09,208 --> 01:20:10,291 Boleh awak bayang? 1129 01:20:12,458 --> 01:20:14,416 Sayang, syukurlah! 1130 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:18,125 Saya dengar awak hantar Mark ke Hong Kong. 1131 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:19,875 - Dia apa khabar? 1132 01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:20,791 Apa? 1133 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:23,875 Tulang belakangnya patah tujuh. Dia tak boleh gerak. 1134 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:25,791 Namun, saya ada 60 juta dolar. 1135 01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:27,250 Awak ada 60 juta dolar? 1136 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,666 Saya jadikan Mark robot terhebat di dunia. 1137 01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:38,375 Saya masukkan cara bunuh dan latihan perang dalam mindanya. 1138 01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:41,708 Saya nak si celaka itu mati! 1139 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:07,958 Kenapa menangis? 1140 01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:10,833 Sebabnya, anak saya kini milik awak. 1141 01:21:10,916 --> 01:21:13,958 Selain bibirnya, semua daripada saya. 1142 01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:17,625 Dia pikat anak saudara awak dengan bibirnya, jadi? 1143 01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:23,583 - Ayah. - Anak ayah. 1144 01:21:24,375 --> 01:21:25,500 Profesor, terima kasih! 1145 01:21:25,583 --> 01:21:27,083 - Tahniah! - Terima kasih. 1146 01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:29,958 Pancuran kamu berfungsi? 1147 01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:31,166 Ia tertutup. 1148 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:34,000 Ada gurita di situ. 1149 01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:36,291 Gurita? 1150 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:39,416 Silakan. 1151 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,708 Hei, Sing. 1152 01:21:41,291 --> 01:21:42,250 Siu Fu? 1153 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:44,791 Tahniah! 1154 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,916 Ini hari istimewa awak. Saya amat gembira. 1155 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,708 Saya selalu kenakan awak tapi awak masih hidup. 1156 01:21:48,791 --> 01:21:50,916 - Saya lagi gembira! - Terima kasih. 1157 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,416 Sebab awaklah saya kacak begini. 1158 01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:00,125 Awak semua berundur. 1159 01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:01,333 Mari ambil gambar. 1160 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:05,375 Siu Fu dah lama tak tatu kening. 1161 01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:07,291 - Ya? - Ya. 1162 01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:22,208 Lari! 1163 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:30,875 Saya nak semua mati! 1164 01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:49,083 - Chung Chung. - Saya takut. 1165 01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:51,541 Jangan panik. Tenang. 1166 01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,291 Tembak. 1167 01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:05,083 Eloklah. 1168 01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:06,333 Jangan dekat! 1169 01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:08,208 Awak ditembak? 1170 01:23:08,291 --> 01:23:10,916 Mujur awak robot. Selagi bukan di kepala, awak selamat. 1171 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,291 Berhenti berlakon! 1172 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,875 Awak tak kenal saya? 1173 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:18,083 Jawab soalan ini! Kali pertama saya hadir kelas awak, 1174 01:23:18,166 --> 01:23:20,875 siapa duduk di kerusi kelapan di baris pertama? 1175 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,666 Mana saya ingat? 1176 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,250 Saya kira sampai tiga. Gagal jawab, saya bunuh. 1177 01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:28,583 Satu. Dua. 1178 01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:30,750 - Tiga! - Awak! 1179 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:32,083 Betul! 1180 01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:36,416 Sing, kamu okey? 1181 01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:37,750 Berhenti berlakon! 1182 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:38,875 Jawab soalan ini. 1183 01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,750 Siapa duduk di kerusi kelapan di baris pertama? 1184 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:42,791 - Awak. - Ayah dengar soalan saya. 1185 01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:43,916 Tak dengar! 1186 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,333 Saya akan bunuh ayah! 1187 01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,000 Saya yang sebenar. Tanyalah saya. 1188 01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:53,208 Celaka! 1189 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:54,541 Tunggu! 1190 01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:55,625 Pastikan dulu. 1191 01:23:56,416 --> 01:23:57,333 Nampak isteri saya? 1192 01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:07,041 Awak selalu kacau saya berseronok! 1193 01:24:08,166 --> 01:24:09,208 Pergi! Cepat! 1194 01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:11,083 Saya benci orang menyamar jadi saya. 1195 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:27,083 Sing! 1196 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:28,916 Sing! 1197 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:29,833 Sing! 1198 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:36,041 - Jangan ke sana! - Sing! 1199 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,541 Awak hanya robot murahan! 1200 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:51,000 Bukan tandingan saya. 1201 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:01,875 Apa itu? 1202 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,083 Apa itu? 1203 01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:08,125 Saya dah agak, dia jadi lebih berkuasa. 1204 01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:10,458 Kini dia… 1205 01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:13,625 senjata terhebat di pasar raya. 1206 01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,583 Kondom? 1207 01:25:15,666 --> 01:25:19,083 Saya tak takut kalau dia jadi tuala wanita sekalipun. 1208 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,291 Biar betul? 1209 01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:31,083 - Pn. Wong? - Pn. Wong? 1210 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:38,625 Belasah dia. 1211 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:54,541 Jubah kebal Pn. Wong. 1212 01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:06,541 Awak gagal! 1213 01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:00,458 Saya tak nampak. 1214 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,625 Awak di dalam perut saya, bodoh! 1215 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:05,375 Awak jadi ketuhar gelombang mikro? 1216 01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:14,833 Tak boleh tembak? Ketuhar ini boleh cairkan berlian. 1217 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:17,791 Siapa kata peralatan rumah tak guna? 1218 01:27:37,166 --> 01:27:38,333 Tak apa-apa. 1219 01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:42,583 Dia robot, bukan stik. Bakar lama lagi. 1220 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,791 Ia dah berakhir! 1221 01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:57,583 Hebat! 1222 01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:02,541 Celaka! 1223 01:28:03,041 --> 01:28:05,000 - Mana dia? - Belasah dia! 1224 01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,291 Tidak! 1225 01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:12,791 Awak bagaimana? Awak okey? 1226 01:28:12,875 --> 01:28:15,208 Kenyang. Ia cair di dalam perut saya. 1227 01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:18,166 Awak lelaki atau wanita? 1228 01:28:18,791 --> 01:28:20,041 Patutkah kita kahwin? 1229 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,833 Gurita! 1230 01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:25,375 Ia masih ada. 1231 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:29,375 Saya perlu potong rambut dan kita boleh kahwin. Chung Chung. 1232 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,333 Awak Pn. Wong? 1233 01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:38,500 Apa halnya? 1234 01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:42,791 Saya nak bawa awak tengok wayang, makan malam, berjalan pada malam hari. 1235 01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:44,333 Apa pendapat awak? 1236 01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:45,583 Awak dah gila? 1237 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,416 Kita boleh berdating.