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<i>Alpa Chino!</i>

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<i>Kita kaya!</i>

3
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<i>Aku suka perempuan, ya.</i>

4
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<i>Aku suka perempuan, ya.</i>

5
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<i>Aku suka</i>
<i>perempuan yang jatuh ke lantai.</i>

6
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<i>Oh, tidak!</i>

7
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<i>Perempuan terbaik.</i>
<i>Aku suka perempuan, ya.</i>

8
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<i>Aku ambil Booty Sweat</i>
<i>dan Bust-A-Nut.</i>

9
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<i>Alpa Chino dapat kawal.</i>

10
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<i>Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat.</i>

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<i>Bukalah.</i>

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<i>Booty Sweat dan bar Bust-A-Nut</i>
<i>kini boleh didapati.</i>

13
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<i>Treler berikut telah diluluskan</i>
<i>untuk tontonan</i>

14
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<i>Pada 2013, apabila putaran Bumi</i>
<i>terhenti-henti...</i>

15
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<i>Presiden mengumumkan seluruh</i>
<i>Amerika Utara kawasan bencana.</i>

16
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<i>Saya menyeru seluruh rakyat</i>
<i>Amerika supaya bersama-sama...</i>

17
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<i>Dunia menyeru seorang pemuda</i>
<i>yang boleh lakukan perubahan.</i>

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<i>Scorcher.</i>

19
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<i>Apabila terjadi lagi,</i>
<i>seluruh dunia menyerunya lagi.</i>

20
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<i>Scorcher 2</i>

21
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<i>Dan tiada siapa menyangka</i>
<i>kedatangannya tiga kali lagi.</i>

22
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<i>Kini...</i>

23
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<i>pemuda yang lakukan perubahan</i>
<i>lima kali sebelum ini...</i>

24
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<i>bakal melakukan perubahan lagi.</i>

25
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<i>Cuma kali ini, ia berbeza.</i>

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Siapa biarkan peti ais terbuka?

27
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<i>Tugg Speedman.</i>

28
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<i>Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown.</i>

29
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<i>Sekali lagi.</i>

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<i>Lagi.</i>

31
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<i>Treler berikut telah diluluskan</i>
<i>untuk tontonan</i>

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Mahu apa-apa lagi?

33
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Ya, sayang. Nak kacang lagi.

34
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Nenek!

35
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Tolonglah.

36
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<i>Musim panas ini, keluarga gemuk</i>
<i>kesukaan Amerika kembali.</i>

37
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Jijik!

38
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- Awak marah sebab saya kurus.
- Tak.

39
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<i>Jeff Portnoy.</i>

40
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<i>Jeff Portnoy.</i>

41
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<i>Jeff Portnoy.</i>

42
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<i>Dan Jeff Portnoy ialah</i>
<i>The Fatties: Bahagian Dua.</i>

43
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Di sesetengah negara...

44
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ia dianggap pujian.

45
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<i>Melepaskannya musim panas ini.</i>

46
00:02:34,777 --> 00:02:36,738
<i>Treler berikut telah diluluskan</i>
<i>untuk tontonan</i>

47
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<i>Pada zaman yang jadi berbeza</i>
<i>akan dikutuk...</i>

48
00:02:59,301 --> 00:03:04,348
<i>dan yang dikutuk akan mati...</i>

49
00:03:08,227 --> 00:03:12,398
<i>seorang pemuda memilih</i>
<i>untuk persoalkan Tuhannya.</i>

50
00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,153
<i>Dari Fox Searchlight...</i>

51
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<i>pemenang Academy Award</i>
<i>sebanyak lima kali, Kirk Lazarus...</i>

52
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<i>dan Pencium Terbaik</i>
<i>MTV Movie Award, Tobey Maguire.</i>

53
00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:46,473
<i>Pemenang di Festival Filem Beijing,</i>
<i>untuk Anugerah Crying Monkey...</i>

54
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Satan's Alley.

55
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<i>Aku budak jahat selama ini, Father.</i>

56
00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:35,063
<i>Pada musim sejuk 1969...</i>

57
00:04:35,188 --> 00:04:37,315
<i>sepasukan askar elit A.S...</i>

58
00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:41,569
<i>dihantar menjalankan tugasan sulit</i>
<i>di tenggara Vietnam.</i>

59
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<i>Matlamatnya adalah</i>
<i>selamatkan Sarjan Four Leaf Tayback...</i>

60
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<i>dari Kem Penjara NVA</i>
<i>yang dikawal ketat.</i>

61
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<i>Misi itu dianggap</i>
<i>sebagai hampir membunuh diri.</i>

62
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<i>Daripada 10 orang yang dikerahkan,</i>
<i>empat selamat pulang.</i>

63
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<i>Daripada empat orang itu,</i>
<i>tiga orang menulis buku tentangnya.</i>

64
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<i>Daripada tiga buku itu,</i>
<i>dua buah telah diterbitkan.</i>

65
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<i>Daripada dua buku itu,</i>
<i>hanya satu berjaya difilemkan.</i>

66
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<i>Ini kisah mereka</i>
<i>yang cuba membikin filem itu.</i>

67
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<i>WFOS meminta untuk</i>
<i>membuat pendaratan di AD 2489.</i>

68
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<i>Floyd, ini ketua.</i>

69
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<i>Masuk dari kanan</i>
<i>ke lokasi pendaratan.</i>

70
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<i>Floyd, Wall-Eye di udara.</i>
<i>Selamat datang.</i>

71
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<i>Okey, ketua mendahului.</i>
<i>Lindunginya.</i>

72
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<i>Serang dalam lima saat.</i>

73
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<i>Ini O-3, aku di belakang,</i>
<i>jangan risau.</i>

74
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<i>C-3 menembak.</i>
<i>Sasarkan ke kanan.</i>

75
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Mendarat!

76
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Ayuh!

77
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Marilah mara!

78
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Fats, pergi ke sana
dan halang mereka sekarang!

79
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Kita bersedia untuk naik!
Laju sikit melangkah!

80
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Wall-Eye, ini Boomer 17 di lokasi!

81
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Aku perlu bantuan di sini.

82
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<i>Boomer, ini Wall-Eye.</i>
<i>Aku ada dua-Alfa-empat!</i>

83
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- Alamak.
- Ambil peluru!

84
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- Oh, Tuhan!
- Dengar sini!

85
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Minta bantuan
dan letupkan musuh sekarang!

86
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Aku boleh buat sendiri
tapi aku sibuk sekarang.

87
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<i>Aku perlu jawapan, Boomer!</i>

88
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Wall-Eye!

89
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Aku dengar!

90
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Kami diserang!

91
00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,086
Balas tembakan!

92
00:07:05,419 --> 00:07:07,171
Apa benda?

93
00:07:18,766 --> 00:07:20,809
Itu untuk Brooklyn!

94
00:07:21,352 --> 00:07:23,270
Rasanya aku boleh
masukkannya semula.

95
00:07:23,479 --> 00:07:25,189
Kita mesti naik pesawat semula!

96
00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:26,357
Lukemeyer ditikam!

97
00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,360
Ini Krismas terakhir aku
dengan Victor Charlie!

98
00:07:29,526 --> 00:07:32,196
Nak main kasar?
Marilah!

99
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Hei, Fats!

100
00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:35,324
Aku tak nampak Four Leaf!

101
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Jangan tinggalkan dia!
Dia sentiasa bernasib baik!

102
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Motown! Masuk ke dalam
helikopter ini dengan segera!

103
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Four Leaf masih di luar perimeter,
sarjan!

104
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Tak usah fikir pasal dia.
Kita kena pergi cepat!

105
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Sarjan, jangan main-main.

106
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- Four Leaf masih hidup.
- Dia dah mati!

107
00:07:53,216 --> 00:07:54,926
Atau kau nak jadi wira?

108
00:07:55,177 --> 00:07:57,179
Begitulah Brooks terbunuh...

109
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dan Meatball masuk ke dalam kubur.

110
00:08:00,057 --> 00:08:01,558
Masuk ke dalam helikopter...

111
00:08:01,683 --> 00:08:04,394
sebelum aku kerjakan kau!

112
00:08:05,145 --> 00:08:06,688
Tunduk!

113
00:08:06,855 --> 00:08:09,274
Apa yang aku lihat ini?
Ini apa?

114
00:08:09,483 --> 00:08:11,234
Cepat!

115
00:08:11,484 --> 00:08:13,278
Cepat terbang!

116
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Sarjan.
Itu Four Leaf.

117
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Tidak!

118
00:08:31,796 --> 00:08:33,673
Cepatlah lari!

119
00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,228
Selamatkan diri kau sekarang.

120
00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:55,862
Selamatkan diri!

121
00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,837
Aku harap kamu
suka daging burger...

122
00:09:13,045 --> 00:09:15,047
kerana itu yang
aku akan bawa balik...

123
00:09:15,131 --> 00:09:17,216
untuk dihidangkan
di dalam helikopter ini.

124
00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:19,135
Lindungi aku!

125
00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:29,353
Jangan sembunyi,
aku nampak kau!

126
00:09:30,813 --> 00:09:32,481
Bertahan, Four Leaf!

127
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,860
Alamak!

128
00:09:44,326 --> 00:09:45,786
Lindungi kanan helikopter!

129
00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,290
Musuh!

130
00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,546
Mari kita pergi, Leaf.

131
00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:06,807
Tidak!

132
00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,141
Tidak!

133
00:10:10,852 --> 00:10:13,897
- Fats!
- Alamak.

134
00:10:14,231 --> 00:10:17,275
Bawa kami ke arah mereka.
Alamak!

135
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,530
Tengoklah kau.

136
00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:24,616
Bermain dengan grenad.

137
00:10:27,702 --> 00:10:28,995
Aku kesejukan, Linc.

138
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,124
Aku tak dapat rasa kaki aku.

139
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,252
Itu tiada apa-apa.

140
00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:40,757
Hei, Linc.

141
00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:43,092
Apa?

142
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,803
Kenapa kita...

143
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:50,058
harus bertelagah sesama kita?

144
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,853
Kenapa kita tak saling...

145
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,981
membantu?

146
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:58,566
Entahlah.

147
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,778
Pegang tangan aku...

148
00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:04,155
kerana ada sesuatu...

149
00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:06,490
Aku nak cakap sesuatu.

150
00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:08,868
Amboi.

151
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:16,334
- Kau dah pegang tangan aku?
- Dengan erat.

152
00:11:18,836 --> 00:11:20,713
Apabila kita pulang...

153
00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:23,924
kita akan bentuk kumpulan
tiga ahli...

154
00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,092
macam yang kita cakap?

155
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:28,721
- Aku akan main gitar bes.
- Johnny main dram.

156
00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:32,391
Aku pula bermain piano.

157
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:36,937
Aku seorang yang tak berguna
dalam hidup ini...

158
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,732
tapi aku nak kau tahu sesuatu.

159
00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:42,359
Apa?

160
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,363
Kaulah...

161
00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:49,158
Kaulah saudara aku.

162
00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:05,966
Kaulah saudara aku.
Kau...

163
00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,677
Aku saudara kau.

164
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,682
Maaf.
Boleh kita berhenti?

165
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,809
- Apa dia kata?
- Damien, boleh hentikan?

166
00:12:15,892 --> 00:12:16,935
Tak boleh.

167
00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,728
- Beginilah.
- Pesawat akan sampai.

168
00:12:18,854 --> 00:12:20,647
- Letupan besar dalam dua minit.
- Tidak.

169
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:21,857
Rakaman masih dijalankan.

170
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,650
Tak boleh.
Boleh kita berhenti?

171
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:25,443
- Hentikan.
- Tak boleh. Keluar!

172
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,570
Apa hal?
Pinggul aku kebas!

173
00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:29,531
Abah-abah ini
menyakitkan kelangkang aku.

174
00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:32,242
{\an5}- Damien, dah berhenti merakam?
- Tidak! Masih merakam.

175
00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:34,536
{\an5}En. Cockburn, rakaman dah berhenti?

176
00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:37,789
Tidak! Aku tak hentikan!
Rakaman masih diteruskan.

177
00:12:37,872 --> 00:12:40,834
Damien, kenapa lengahkan?
Kita nak letupkan atau tidak?

178
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,460
Tuk Tuk dan Kim
nak buang air kecil.

179
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,837
Aku nak biar mereka buang air
jika nak teruskan.

180
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,297
- Rakaman masih berjalan!
- Dieter, dengar?

181
00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:48,883
Itu bom C-4. Letak balik.
Aku minta peledak.

182
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:51,344
Aku perlu orang
yang boleh berbahasa Inggeris.

183
00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:52,595
Dia tak tahu buat kerja.

184
00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,223
Aku mahu hancurkan hutan ini.

185
00:12:55,348 --> 00:12:56,557
Tolong diam, semua.

186
00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:58,893
Pesawat makin dekat.
Kita ada satu peluang saja.

187
00:12:58,976 --> 00:13:00,353
Mulakan!

188
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,064
Mari lakukan. Kau dapat rasakan?
Kau rasa perasaan aku?

189
00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:05,900
- Kaulah...
- Aku saudara kau.

190
00:13:06,526 --> 00:13:07,902
Kita dah lalui banyak benda.

191
00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:10,071
Maafkan aku, Damien.

192
00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,489
Kau nampak itu?

193
00:13:11,614 --> 00:13:14,075
Ada katak pada joran.
Di depan mata aku.

194
00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:17,787
Amboi.
Donny! Apa hal?

195
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:19,288
Dah lama ia di situ.

196
00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:21,415
Ya, ia di depan muka aku.
Aku tenung katak. Aku cuba hayati...

197
00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:24,251
Selalunya katak kuning
akan buat katak hitam keluar.

198
00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:26,045
Aku tak buang air ke atas gadis itu.

199
00:13:26,128 --> 00:13:28,130
Aku tak buat begitu.
Dengar sini. Tidak.

200
00:13:28,214 --> 00:13:29,548
Ceritanya begini.
Dia menyibuk.

201
00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:30,883
Dia lalu ketika aku buang air.

202
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,843
Apa yang sedang berlaku?

203
00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:35,763
Pada kiraan tiga.
Satu, dua, tarik nafas.

204
00:13:35,846 --> 00:13:38,224
Tolong aku.
Aku tak nak kira undur.

205
00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:39,350
- Tak nak kira turun?
- Tak nak.

206
00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:40,809
- Okey.
- Kita terus berlakon saja.

207
00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:42,394
Ambil masa kau.

208
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,396
- Bagus.
- Aku bukan kapal angkasa.

209
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,898
- Okey.
- Mulakan!

210
00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:47,441
Ikut suka kaulah.

211
00:13:49,151 --> 00:13:51,070
Erika, beri aku VitaminWater!

212
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:53,197
Damien, maafkan aku.

213
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,364
Aku tak nak ganggu dia...

214
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:57,659
tapi kalau aku menangis,
patutkah Osiris menangis juga?

215
00:13:57,785 --> 00:13:59,620
- Tidak, semua orang...
- Hentikan atau menangis?

216
00:13:59,703 --> 00:14:01,205
- Tidak, menangislah.
- Buat keputusan kau.

217
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,497
Kirk, kau boleh menangis.

218
00:14:02,581 --> 00:14:03,624
- Tugg, kau pun boleh menangis.
- Terima kasih.

219
00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:05,125
Semua orang boleh menangis.

220
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,294
- Nampak betapa gelisahnya dia?
- Aku tahu.

221
00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:08,503
- Mari kita teruskan.
- Okey.

222
00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:10,088
- Mari sambung kerja.
- Okey, masih merakam.

223
00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:12,966
<i>Ini Falcon Satu.</i>
<i>Sasaran kelihatan dua batu dari sini.</i>

224
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,302
Dieter, pesawat itu
akan mula lancarkan misil.

225
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:17,304
Misil mereka seberat 200 paun.

226
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,638
Aku perlu tahu
apabila kita sudah bersedia.

227
00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:23,393
- Kaulah...
- Aku...

228
00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:25,979
Ini yang ganggu lakonan aku, Damien.

229
00:14:26,062 --> 00:14:27,564
- Dialog ini yang mengganggu.
- Yakah?

230
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:30,150
Betulkah Four Leaf cakap begitu?
Four Leaf?

231
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,402
Adakah kau menangis
apabila tangan kau putus?

232
00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:34,404
Tidak.
Dia tak menangis.

233
00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:36,031
Jadi kena tulis semula skrip, bukan?

234
00:14:36,114 --> 00:14:37,282
- Kau nak ke mana?
- Mari tulis semula!

235
00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:39,367
Action Jackson tak boleh menangis.
Itu masalahnya.

236
00:14:39,492 --> 00:14:41,411
Kirk, aku dah sedia
untuk rakam babak ini.

237
00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:43,913
Babak apa?
Babak ini perlukan emosi.

238
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,039
Mana emosi kau?

239
00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:46,916
- Ubah skrip sekarang.
- Kirk...

240
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,252
Tentu berbulan-bulan
tunggu dia menangis.

241
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:52,505
Kaki aku tersangkut.

242
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,341
- Kirk, tak boleh!
- Jangan ikut aku.

243
00:14:55,717 --> 00:14:57,343
Aku nak buang air.
Nak tolong aku?

244
00:14:57,594 --> 00:15:00,722
Tak guna!
Apa kalian berdua buat?

245
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:03,558
Kita buat syot sudut luas, bukan?

246
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,893
Memanglah!
Ingat aku dungu?

247
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,478
Jauhkan makanan itu...

248
00:15:07,562 --> 00:15:09,188
Pesawat datang!

249
00:15:09,564 --> 00:15:12,775
- Pesawat menghampiri!
- Alamak!

250
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:16,863
Alamak!
Tropika tak guna!

251
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,741
Itu isyaratnya!
Tekan!

252
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,743
Letupkannya!

253
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,332
Letupan besar!

254
00:15:34,338 --> 00:15:37,591
Alam baru saja dimusnahkan!

255
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:40,511
Panas!
Tak guna!

256
00:15:45,182 --> 00:15:46,850
- Hebat.
- Menakjubkan.

257
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:49,270
Turunkan aku.

258
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:51,689
<i>Kegagalan di dalam hutan.</i>

259
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:54,733
{\an5}<i>Berita buruk lagi dari</i>
<i>set "Tropic Thunder" di Vietnam...</i>

260
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:58,695
{\an5}<i>apabila bahan letupan</i>
<i>empat juta dolar meletup...</i>

261
00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:00,656
{\an5}<i>ketika kamera tidak merakam.</i>

262
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:03,450
<i>Filem yang dibiayai</i>
<i>oleh Les Grossman ini...</i>

263
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:06,703
<i>dikhabarkan sudah lewat satu bulan...</i>

264
00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:08,747
{\an5}<i>walaupun penggambarannya</i>
<i>baru bermula lima hari.</i>

265
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:09,873
{\an5}<i>Alasannya?</i>

266
00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:12,626
<i>Mereka menyalahkan pengarah baru,</i>
<i>Damien Cockburn...</i>

267
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:15,921
<i>yang dikatakan</i>
<i>tidak mampu kawal bintang ternama...</i>

268
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:18,507
<i>termasuk bintang yang popular...</i>

269
00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,675
<i>dengan filem-filem Fatties,</i>
<i>Jeff Portnoy.</i>

270
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:21,843
<i>Dengar sini.</i>

271
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:23,428
<i>Ramai orang tak menghormati aku.</i>

272
00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:25,680
{\an5}<i>Mereka kata,</i>
<i>filem ini cuma pasal kentut.</i>

273
00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:27,224
<i>Ia pasal keluarga.</i>

274
00:16:27,349 --> 00:16:30,185
{\an5}<i>Pergi jalanlah!</i>
<i>Kamu tak sehebat aku.</i>

275
00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:34,773
<i>Portnoy baru saja dibebaskan kerana</i>
<i>memiliki heroin, gam dan dadah...</i>

276
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:37,234
<i>menyebabkan dirinya</i>
<i>hampir tak layak dilindungi insurans.</i>

277
00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:40,362
<i>Selain itu, bintang iklan Booty Sweat</i>
<i>dan penyanyi hip-hop...</i>

278
00:16:40,445 --> 00:16:41,529
<i>Alpa Chino.</i>

279
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:44,324
<i>Aku teruja untuk berlakon</i>
<i>dalam "Tropic Thunder."</i>

280
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,576
<i>Hei, minumlah Booty Sweat.</i>

281
00:16:46,659 --> 00:16:48,119
<i>Namun,</i>
<i>bintang sebenar di set itu...</i>

282
00:16:48,244 --> 00:16:51,039
<i>ialah pemenang Anugerah Akademi</i>
<i>lima kali, Kirk Lazarus.</i>

283
00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:52,499
<i>Pelakon hebat dari Australia ini...</i>

284
00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:54,876
<i>terkenal dengan kenakalannya</i>
<i>di belakang kamera.</i>

285
00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:58,379
<i>Dia terkenal begitu menjiwai</i>
<i>sebarang peranan yang dilakonkan.</i>

286
00:16:58,755 --> 00:16:59,964
<i>Menjadi pelakon tiada bezanya...</i>

287
00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:02,258
<i>dengan pemain ragbi</i>
<i>atau pekerja pembinaan...</i>

288
00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:05,678
<i>tapi alatan aku adalah mekanisme</i>
<i>yang meruntun emosi manusia.</i>

289
00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:07,930
<i>Lazarus menjalani pembedahan...</i>

290
00:17:08,056 --> 00:17:11,017
<i>pengubahan pigmentasi</i>
<i>untuk membawa watak...</i>

291
00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:14,270
<i>sarjan berbangsa Afrika-Amerika,</i>
<i>Lincoln Osiris.</i>

292
00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:15,688
<i>Ya!</i>

293
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:17,732
<i>Cuba berkongsi layar perak</i>
<i>dengan Kirk...</i>

294
00:17:17,815 --> 00:17:19,942
<i>ialah pelakon aksi hebat,</i>
<i>Tugg Speedman.</i>

295
00:17:20,026 --> 00:17:22,862
<i>Dulunya, dia bintang</i>
<i>berpendapatan tertinggi di dunia.</i>

296
00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:25,907
<i>Kebelakangan ini, filem "Scorcher" dia</i>
<i>telah menjadi semakin hambar.</i>

297
00:17:26,032 --> 00:17:28,618
<i>Baru-baru ini,</i>
<i>Speedman meluahkannya kepada Tyra.</i>

298
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,703
<i>Awak tiada keluarga sebenar.</i>

299
00:17:30,828 --> 00:17:35,291
<i>Awak sudah lanjut usia.</i>
<i>Awak tiada anak dan keseorangan.</i>

300
00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:37,043
<i>Seseorang yang rapat</i>
<i>dengan awak pernah berkata...</i>

301
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:40,212
<i>"Satu lagi kegagalan,</i>
<i>hancurlah kerjaya awak."</i>

302
00:17:41,964 --> 00:17:43,966
<i>Ada orang kata</i>
<i>dia rapat dengan saya?</i>

303
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:46,218
<i>Tahun yang mencabar bagi Tugg.</i>

304
00:17:46,302 --> 00:17:49,054
<i>Filem komedi membosankan</i>
<i>"Chitlin' & The Dude"...</i>

305
00:17:49,138 --> 00:17:53,434
<i>diikuti dengan</i>
<i>filem drama yang hambar.</i>

306
00:17:53,892 --> 00:17:55,102
<i>"Simple Jack"...</i>

307
00:17:55,185 --> 00:17:56,937
<i>mengisahkan pekerja ladang</i>
<i>terencat akal...</i>

308
00:17:57,062 --> 00:17:58,856
<i>yang boleh bercakap dengan haiwan...</i>

309
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,774
<i>ialah filem yang gagal</i>
<i>dapat sambutan...</i>

310
00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:02,109
<i>yang ramai kritik katakan...</i>

311
00:18:02,234 --> 00:18:04,862
<i>"Salah satu filem paling teruk</i>
<i>dalam sejarah."</i>

312
00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:09,867
<i>Saya tak pandai.</i>

313
00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:13,078
<i>Saya rasa awak pandai, Jack.</i>

314
00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:19,167
<i>Awak buat saya gembira.</i>

315
00:18:20,127 --> 00:18:21,336
<i>Namun kini,</i>
<i>persoalannya adalah...</i>

316
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:24,381
<i>bolehkah Speedman</i>
<i>buat penonton gembira...</i>

317
00:18:24,464 --> 00:18:26,508
<i>dengan filem perang paling mahal...</i>

318
00:18:26,591 --> 00:18:27,634
Rick Peck.

319
00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:28,760
<i>yang tak pernah dibuat?</i>

320
00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:30,554
<i>Semoga Tugg berjaya.</i>

321
00:18:30,637 --> 00:18:33,014
Tugg, ini Peck.

322
00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:34,808
Ada masa untuk bercakap
dengan ejen kau?

323
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,226
- Rick?
- Hei, kawan.

324
00:18:36,309 --> 00:18:37,894
Cuba teka aku tatap siapa sekarang?

325
00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:39,020
<i>Apa?</i>

326
00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:41,940
Aku tatap gambar kau di kulit belakang
majalah "Vanity Fair"...

327
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:44,276
yang memeluk panda comel
dari Cutesville.

328
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,278
Hebat betul.
Kau memang luar biasa.

329
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:50,031
Kau dah dapat
bakul hadiah yang aku hantar?

330
00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:51,157
Daripada Rick.

331
00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:53,243
Dapat. Hebat.
Terima kasih.

332
00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:55,912
<i>Itu telefon satelit sebenar.</i>

333
00:18:55,995 --> 00:18:57,664
Jangan hadiahkan
kepada orang lain.

334
00:18:57,747 --> 00:19:00,250
Kau tengok "Access Hollywood?"

335
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,376
<i>Ya, ada.</i>

336
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:03,294
Teruk kau kena hentam.

337
00:19:03,378 --> 00:19:05,588
Aku takkan cakap berlapik.

338
00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:07,590
Kau bintang ternama...

339
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,259
tapi sekarang...

340
00:19:09,384 --> 00:19:11,135
<i>kau macam budak kecil</i>
<i>di taman permainan...</i>

341
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:12,261
yang ada kutu...

342
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,097
dan budak lain tak nak main
dengan kau.

343
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,264
Apa maksud kau?

344
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:18,768
Kau kena botakkan kepala
dan mula bermain semula, bukan?

345
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:20,186
Apa?

346
00:19:20,269 --> 00:19:22,021
Macam mana dengan
babak tangisan itu?

347
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:24,106
Teruk.
Lazarus menangis.

348
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:26,859
<i>Kemudian, air liur dia mula meleleh</i>
<i>tapi itu tak ada dalam skrip.</i>

349
00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,528
Hei, tunggu dulu.

350
00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:30,363
<i>Kau kena sedar, Tugg.</i>

351
00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:33,199
Siapa peduli yang
dia lebih berbakat daripada kau?

352
00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:36,535
Kalau dia menangis,
kau menangislah teruk lagi.

353
00:19:36,661 --> 00:19:39,580
Tidakkah anjing kau pernah alami
leukemia waktu kau kecil?

354
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:42,166
<i>Bayangkan saja!</i>
<i>Habis cerita!</i>

355
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,418
Mereka dah pasang TiVo?

356
00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:47,546
<i>- Apa?</i>
- TiVo, mereka dah pasang?

357
00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:49,507
<i>- Tak. Dia tak datang.</i>
- Apa?

358
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:52,218
Tak guna.
Tak boleh diterima.

359
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,762
Mereka ada TV kabel digital
tapi tak apa.

360
00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:57,139
Tak boleh! Janganlah begitu.
Itu tak memadai.

361
00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,849
Itu tak okey, Tugg.

362
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:02,478
Kau tak perlu jelaskan
sebab kau perlukan TiVo...

363
00:20:02,561 --> 00:20:06,523
atau air bersih, cadar bersih,
makanan, tempat tidur.

364
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:09,234
<i>Aku dah masukkannya</i>
<i>ke dalam kontrak kau.</i>

365
00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,987
Macam mana dengan urusan
anak angkat kau?

366
00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:14,698
Tak begitu bagus.

367
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:19,328
Aku rasa anak angkat
yang baik-baik sudah tiada.

368
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,582
Setidaknya, kau dapat pilih.

369
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,792
Aku terpaksa terima seadanya.

370
00:20:27,753 --> 00:20:29,921
Pergi sambung kerja kau.

371
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:33,216
Aku nak dapatkan TiVo untuk kau.

372
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,093
<i>Cuba untuk menangis.</i>

373
00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:36,219
Okey, ya.

374
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,929
Cakap untuk aku sekali lagi.

375
00:20:38,096 --> 00:20:42,350
- Kau buat aku gembira.
<i>- Buat aku gembira.</i>

376
00:20:42,434 --> 00:20:44,311
- Aku sayang kau.
- Okey, selamat tinggal.

377
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:47,188
Mesyuarat krisis?
Apa maksudnya?

378
00:20:47,731 --> 00:20:48,940
Adakah kita
sedang menghadapi krisis?

379
00:20:49,065 --> 00:20:50,442
Dia pengarah studio.

380
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,861
Dia nak jumpa.
Kita jauh daripada dia.

381
00:20:52,944 --> 00:20:54,112
Dia cuma nak bertemu muka.

382
00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:56,823
Aku tahu tapi kau yang kata
dia mahu adakan mesyuarat krisis.

383
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:59,325
Les Grossman suka
bermain dengan perkataan.

384
00:20:59,409 --> 00:21:03,788
Krisis, letupan,
tak merakam, dipecat.

385
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,248
Itu cuma perkataan.

386
00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:07,083
Ya!

387
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,251
Boleh simpan rahsia?

388
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,837
Satu trak kamera di London
baru langgar Judi Dench.

389
00:21:10,962 --> 00:21:12,130
Percayalah,
dia ada masalah lebih besar.

390
00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:14,632
<i>Dia mungkin nampak aku</i>
<i>tapi aku tak nampak dia.</i>

391
00:21:14,716 --> 00:21:19,095
- Ke tepi! Helo, Les!
- Tolong pergi.

392
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,805
- Kaki kau di atas meja aku.
- Bolehkah dia nampak kita?

393
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,265
Kenapa kita tak ada...

394
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,559
Berikan dia Diet Coke.
Les! Ia berhasil!

395
00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:26,602
Ya, terus buat begitu.
Helo, Les.

396
00:21:26,727 --> 00:21:28,604
<i>- Okey.</i>
- Helo, Les.

397
00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:30,648
Kami dengar kau dengan jelas, Les.

398
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,443
<i>Aku nampak kau.</i>

399
00:21:34,652 --> 00:21:37,863
<i>Yang mana satu</i>
<i>Damien Cockburn?</i>

400
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,324
Itu aku.

401
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,619
Seronok dapat
bertemu muka akhirnya.

402
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,330
<i>Siapa ketua petugas di sini?</i>

403
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,791
Kau? Kau.

404
00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:51,877
<i>Tumbuk muka pengarah itu.</i>

405
00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:53,921
<i>Tumbuk kuat-kuat.</i>

406
00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:01,679
Maaf.

407
00:22:08,185 --> 00:22:09,478
Ini semua salah kau.

408
00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,063
Kau tak guna!

409
00:22:11,188 --> 00:22:13,023
Kau buat aku rugi.

410
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:15,651
- Apa?
- Tak guna, Damien!

411
00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:18,654
Bukan Les Grossman
yang letupkan hutan itu!

412
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,155
- Apa?
- Hutan tak guna.

413
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,281
Betul!

414
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,283
Ayuh!

415
00:22:24,535 --> 00:22:27,329
Hei, Les.
Aku faham kau marah...

416
00:22:27,537 --> 00:22:29,331
tapi aku mengarah sekumpulan
pelakon yang perasan!

417
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,457
Badut!

418
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:33,001
Tugg Speedman tak boleh menangis.

419
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,252
<i>Nak tahu cara uruskan pelakon?</i>

420
00:22:34,378 --> 00:22:35,420
<i>Kalau mereka merungut...</i>

421
00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:38,882
<i>kau harus tegas dengan mereka.</i>

422
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,218
- Tegas dengan mereka, Les.
- Apa?

423
00:22:41,301 --> 00:22:45,472
Tegas saja tak cukup.

424
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:49,309
Mereka perlukan ketakutan.

425
00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:54,356
Aku tahu satu tempat
yang letakkan nilai seseorang...

426
00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:58,193
pada keberaniannya.

427
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,904
Ujian keberanian sebenar.

428
00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:03,281
Kau mahu bikin filem ini
dengan betul?

429
00:23:03,865 --> 00:23:08,036
Kau harus bawa
pelakon lembik kau ke situ.

430
00:23:08,953 --> 00:23:10,413
Siapa dia?

431
00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:12,874
Les, itu Four Leaf.

432
00:23:12,999 --> 00:23:15,084
Sarjan Four Leaf Tayback.

433
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:16,794
Aku penulis buku itu.

434
00:23:18,546 --> 00:23:20,173
Kau wira Amerika.

435
00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:22,133
Negara ini terhutang budi
dengan kau.

436
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:25,553
<i>Tolong diam dan biar aku</i>
<i>buat kerja aku!</i>

437
00:23:26,554 --> 00:23:27,930
- Begini, Cockburn.
- Ya.

438
00:23:28,014 --> 00:23:32,185
<i>Mulai sekarang,</i>
<i>aku akan kawal kau...</i>

439
00:23:32,268 --> 00:23:36,772
<i>hingga kau takut dengan aku.</i>

440
00:23:36,939 --> 00:23:40,401
<i>Kawal para pelakon kau.</i>
<i>Jika tidak, aku pecat kau.</i>

441
00:23:40,484 --> 00:23:41,819
<i>Diet Coke!</i>

442
00:23:43,613 --> 00:23:47,074
<i>Satu Minggu Berlalu</i>

443
00:23:59,253 --> 00:24:01,589
Satu minggu berlalu,
dua minggu ketinggalan.

444
00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:05,426
Tugg tak boleh menangis tak apa
sebab kau tak hidupkan kamera.

445
00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:06,844
Mari berseronok!

446
00:24:07,886 --> 00:24:09,763
Pastikan kau mengarah dengan baik.

447
00:24:09,847 --> 00:24:11,807
Jika tidak,
aku akan tinggalkan penggambaran.

448
00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:14,393
- Faham?
- Ya.

449
00:24:14,518 --> 00:24:17,479
Nah satu lagi.
Baiklah. Sekarang nak buat apa?

450
00:24:17,646 --> 00:24:19,940
- Sandusky. Bagus.
- Hei, En. Cockburn.

451
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:21,817
Kita perlu adakan
mesyuarat pelakon sekarang.

452
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,360
- Sekarang? Hebat.
- Ya.

453
00:24:23,444 --> 00:24:24,653
Kamu memang ambil berat, bukan?

454
00:24:24,736 --> 00:24:27,281
Ya, ini penting bagi aku.

455
00:24:27,364 --> 00:24:29,449
Dua tahun aku berlakon...

456
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:32,869
watak sampingan dalam iklan
ubat antiherpes.

457
00:24:32,995 --> 00:24:34,371
Hanya kau seorang yang uji bakat...

458
00:24:34,454 --> 00:24:36,081
dan jalani kem latihan
selama dua minggu.

459
00:24:36,164 --> 00:24:38,000
Hei, Alpa.

460
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,086
Aku pengarah.
Aku nak cakap dengan pelakon aku.

461
00:24:41,169 --> 00:24:42,421
Okey, tunggu.
Chino?

462
00:24:42,504 --> 00:24:44,256
Apa?
Hei, apa khabar?

463
00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:46,716
Ini pasal promosi Booty Sweat?

464
00:24:46,842 --> 00:24:47,884
Tak, pasal filem kita.

465
00:24:47,968 --> 00:24:50,220
Filem dan Booty Sweat sama saja.
Beri dia minum.

466
00:24:50,345 --> 00:24:52,347
Apa khabar, Jeff?

467
00:24:52,472 --> 00:24:56,351
- Siapa kau?
- Itu hebat.

468
00:24:58,311 --> 00:25:00,021
Kevin.
Kevin Sandusky.

469
00:25:00,146 --> 00:25:02,732
Aku pegang watak Brooklyn.
Kita berlakon bersama.

470
00:25:02,816 --> 00:25:04,693
Ya.
Aku suka kau.

471
00:25:04,776 --> 00:25:06,736
Aku berbesar hati
dapat berada di sini...

472
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:08,113
Ia akan jadi pengalaman
yang baik untuk kau.

473
00:25:08,196 --> 00:25:10,115
- Aku seronok di sini.
- Boleh tolong aku?

474
00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:12,909
Aku sedang cari lelaki
yang pakai skaf bandana.

475
00:25:12,992 --> 00:25:15,328
Dia ada barang untuk aku.

476
00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:18,081
Itu pun dia. Tak guna.
Dragon!

477
00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:20,959
Apa?

478
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,752
Aku nak rakam sebuah video.

479
00:25:22,835 --> 00:25:24,879
Aku akan ada askar VC
dalam video itu...

480
00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:26,297
yang menari begini, Damien.

481
00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:29,967
Ya, menarilah.
Askar VC buat tarian arnab.

482
00:25:30,968 --> 00:25:32,553
Itu bagus,
aku suka tapi aku perlu...

483
00:25:32,678 --> 00:25:34,222
Askar VC buat gaya sawan.

484
00:25:34,347 --> 00:25:35,390
Lakukan.

485
00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:37,683
Lakukannya, Cornbread.

486
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,063
- Alpa.
- Nah, Donny telefon.

487
00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:43,606
Helo, Donny?

488
00:25:43,731 --> 00:25:46,817
Boleh telefon dia semula?
Kami nak adakan mesyuarat pelakon.

489
00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:51,614
"Apabila kita ketepikan
perbezaan kita...

490
00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:55,159
kita akan nampak
yang kita sebenarnya sama.

491
00:25:55,534 --> 00:25:57,703
Apabila kita ketepikan
perbezaan kita...

492
00:25:57,828 --> 00:25:59,705
kita akan nampak...

493
00:26:00,664 --> 00:26:02,666
kita sebenarnya sama.

494
00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:04,794
Marilah kita bersahabat.

495
00:26:05,419 --> 00:26:08,631
Aku tahu bersama-sama
kita boleh lakukan perkara hebat."

496
00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:14,011
Itu petikan dari buku kanak-kanak
yang saya tulis bersama...

497
00:26:14,637 --> 00:26:16,847
<i>Budak Lelaki yang Dicemburui.</i>

498
00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:20,225
- Saya rasa ia berkaitan pengembaraan.
- Simple Jack mengampu!

499
00:26:21,018 --> 00:26:23,395
Siapa cakap tadi?
Itu tak kelakar.

500
00:26:23,479 --> 00:26:25,898
Sesiapa pun kau,
itu tak kelakar, okey?

501
00:26:32,738 --> 00:26:35,324
Apabila sekumpulan pelakon
mula hilang arah...

502
00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:40,495
pengarah harus singkirkan
orang yang menyesatkan mereka.

503
00:26:41,788 --> 00:26:45,459
- Four Leaf?
- Mari ke sini. Tak apa.

504
00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:48,378
- Duduk.
- Okey.

505
00:26:49,546 --> 00:26:55,302
- Kau tak suka tidur di hotel?
- Katil buat aku mengigau.

506
00:26:59,806 --> 00:27:02,392
Aku rasakan sekarang...

507
00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:05,061
kau tak dapat cari topi Dixie...

508
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,814
dengan perempuan murahan Ohio
yang memegang kau...

509
00:27:07,897 --> 00:27:10,275
dan tunjukkan kau jalan.

510
00:27:16,239 --> 00:27:17,449
Apa?

511
00:27:17,782 --> 00:27:19,409
Kau ibarat teka-teki...

512
00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:24,080
yang tak ada jawapannya.

513
00:27:25,707 --> 00:27:27,625
- Kau tak faham?
- Tidak.

514
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:30,587
Aku tak faham.
Entahlah.

515
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:34,716
Aku benarkan kau arahkan filem
dari buku aku.

516
00:27:34,841 --> 00:27:38,177
Kau tak boleh hampakan aku.

517
00:27:38,261 --> 00:27:41,806
Kau ingat aku bercakap besar
dalam mesyuarat itu?

518
00:27:41,973 --> 00:27:45,810
Kau mesti letak para pelakon itu
di tempat yang mencabar.

519
00:27:45,893 --> 00:27:47,520
Apa?
Aku tak faham.

520
00:27:47,603 --> 00:27:50,982
- Kau nak bikin filem atau tidak?
- Aku nak.

521
00:27:51,065 --> 00:27:54,568
Okey, kau cari kamera bersaiz kecil.

522
00:27:54,652 --> 00:27:56,988
Kita pasangnya
di celah-celah pokok...

523
00:27:57,071 --> 00:27:58,364
di sudut yang berbeza.

524
00:27:58,447 --> 00:28:01,617
Kemudian kau beri aku dan Cody...

525
00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:06,539
semua bom asap, pengecas,
bahan letupan, peledak.

526
00:28:06,664 --> 00:28:09,083
Kita akan bawa mereka ke sana.

527
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:12,086
Aku dan Cody
akan letupkan hutan itu...

528
00:28:12,378 --> 00:28:15,256
supaya para pelakon lemah itu
akan ketakutan...

529
00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:17,132
dan meraung memanggil ibu mereka.

530
00:28:17,550 --> 00:28:21,512
Mereka akan harapkan kematian
kalau mereka mahu keluar.

531
00:28:23,764 --> 00:28:25,349
Aku boleh lakukannya.

532
00:28:25,974 --> 00:28:28,352
Aku boleh buat rakaman
dengan gaya gerila.

533
00:28:28,811 --> 00:28:29,853
Kejam.

534
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,898
Jauhkan mereka daripada
penolong dan pembantu pengampu.

535
00:28:33,148 --> 00:28:34,274
Letak mereka dalam situasi sukar.

536
00:28:34,358 --> 00:28:35,651
- Situasi sukar.
- Buat mereka takut!

537
00:28:35,776 --> 00:28:37,277
Ketakutan dan emosi yang sebenar.

538
00:28:37,528 --> 00:28:38,820
Ya, Four Leaf!

539
00:28:38,904 --> 00:28:40,906
- Ya!
- Ya!

540
00:28:40,989 --> 00:28:42,491
Bawa mereka ke tempat yang jauh.

541
00:29:00,258 --> 00:29:03,428
Kamu bukan lagi pelakon dalam filem.

542
00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:07,349
Kamu lima anggota
di dalam helikopter.

543
00:29:08,725 --> 00:29:10,352
Dengan tiga lelaki lain.

544
00:29:16,107 --> 00:29:17,692
Berapa lama kita akan pergi?

545
00:29:17,817 --> 00:29:21,696
Aku tinggalkan kebanyakan
vitamin aku di hotel.

546
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:24,699
- Diam, lelaki lembik.
- Betul, lelaki lembik.

547
00:29:36,377 --> 00:29:37,629
Mahu M&M?

548
00:29:39,339 --> 00:29:40,381
Mahu M&M?

549
00:30:00,818 --> 00:30:03,988
Lekas!
Keluar dari helikopter!

550
00:30:04,697 --> 00:30:07,867
Lekas, lelaki lembik!

551
00:30:07,992 --> 00:30:10,327
Keluar, pengecut!

552
00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:12,955
- Tinggi sangat.
- Terjun!

553
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,419
Semoga kamu sengsara!

554
00:30:29,555 --> 00:30:31,473
Ini mengarut!

555
00:30:31,557 --> 00:30:33,684
Aku patut dibenarkan
telefon pembantu aku.

556
00:30:35,394 --> 00:30:37,813
Sakitlah!

557
00:30:38,981 --> 00:30:41,191
Kau berada
di dalam kawasan musuh, VC.

558
00:30:41,316 --> 00:30:43,235
Tahniah, Fats.

559
00:30:43,735 --> 00:30:45,487
Kau buat kita semua terbunuh.

560
00:30:45,821 --> 00:30:49,116
Siapa lagi mahu beri lokasi kita
kepada musuh?

561
00:30:49,575 --> 00:30:51,159
Telefon bimbit!

562
00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:52,953
Apa masalahnya, Damien?

563
00:30:53,078 --> 00:30:56,707
Tahun 1969 tiada telefon bimbit.
Aku memang menghayati watak.

564
00:30:56,873 --> 00:31:00,293
Tuan-tuan, aku ada
berita baik dan buruk.

565
00:31:00,377 --> 00:31:03,922
Studio mahu hentikan penggambaran.
Itu berita buruk.

566
00:31:04,005 --> 00:31:06,383
Berita baiknya pula.

567
00:31:06,466 --> 00:31:09,302
Kamu harus jadi satu unit
untuk selamatkan filem ini.

568
00:31:09,386 --> 00:31:10,720
Misi kamu adalah...

569
00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:13,223
pergi ke utara
ke Sungai D'ang Kwook...

570
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,849
dan bebaskan kem tawanan perang.

571
00:31:14,975 --> 00:31:18,228
Di sana,
Four Leaf akan tertangkap...

572
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,146
dan kamu akan selamatkan dia.

573
00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:23,733
Di situ juga,
kami akan angkut kamu balik.

574
00:31:25,902 --> 00:31:27,779
Four Leaf,
memandangkan kau staf sarjan...

575
00:31:27,862 --> 00:31:30,198
ini peta dan senarai babak.

576
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,825
Kau boleh uruskan?

577
00:31:32,575 --> 00:31:35,328
Kami dah pasang
seluruh lembah maut ini...

578
00:31:35,537 --> 00:31:37,330
dengan kamera tersembunyi.

579
00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:41,960
Aku juga akan buat rakaman
dari tempat terlindung...

580
00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:45,838
agar semua detik hebat
akan dapat dirakam.

581
00:31:46,923 --> 00:31:49,967
Percayalah, tuan-tuan.
Filem ini pasti hebat.

582
00:31:50,051 --> 00:31:52,512
Kalau situasi nampak nyata,
ia memang nyata.

583
00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,347
Kamu nak jadi pelakon.

584
00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:57,099
Kamu nak hayati watak insan lain.

585
00:31:57,183 --> 00:32:00,186
Bersedialah untuk
hayati watak askar AS...

586
00:32:00,269 --> 00:32:01,771
yang bakal menemui ajal...

587
00:32:02,313 --> 00:32:04,482
di tangan musuh.

588
00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:06,317
Akan berlaku serang hendap,
tembakan musuh...

589
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,695
kamu akan rasa peperangan Vietnam.

590
00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:14,533
Alat komunikasi ini
hanya berhubung dengan helikopter.

591
00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:18,996
Helikopter ibarat Tuhan,
aku pula pesuruh-Nya.

592
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,624
Kamu sahabat aku yang terpilih.

593
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:25,085
Kamu tak boleh balik
selagi rakaman tak dibuat.

594
00:32:25,169 --> 00:32:27,546
Bersedialah untuk berperang, semua.

595
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,298
Sekarang...

596
00:32:29,506 --> 00:32:32,926
mari kita hasilkan
filem perang paling hebat!

597
00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:35,346
- Ya!
- Okey!

598
00:32:35,429 --> 00:32:37,181
- Bagus!
- Hebat!

599
00:32:54,031 --> 00:32:55,365
Ya!

600
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,247
Ya!

601
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:08,336
{\an5}Letupan berlaku di Sektor Utara.

602
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,796
{\an5}<i>Jejak dan ekori.</i>

603
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,922
(Bahasa Asing)

604
00:33:12,132 --> 00:33:13,175
(Bahasa Asing)

605
00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,469
Boleh tahan, Cockburn.

606
00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:19,347
Boleh tahan.

607
00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:22,601
Keluarlah sekarang.

608
00:33:24,311 --> 00:33:25,770
Mana dia pergi?

609
00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:27,939
Dia dah bersepai.

610
00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:30,775
Ini dia.

611
00:33:31,401 --> 00:33:33,236
Mesti ini periuk api lama Perancis.

612
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:35,196
Saki baki dari
zaman kolonial Indo-China.

613
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,240
Mesti hutan ini dipenuhi periuk api.

614
00:33:37,365 --> 00:33:38,408
Hei!

615
00:33:39,033 --> 00:33:40,285
Kamu tak faham?

616
00:33:40,869 --> 00:33:42,412
Dia memainkan kita.

617
00:33:42,537 --> 00:33:44,664
Dia buat seolah dirinya Tuhan.

618
00:33:44,747 --> 00:33:47,292
Dia mahu kita berlakon dengan baik
dan selamatkan filem ini.

619
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,876
Dia tak berlagak macam Tuhan.

620
00:33:49,168 --> 00:33:50,920
Dia sedang dihakimi Tuhan.

621
00:33:54,382 --> 00:33:57,176
Matlamat kita adalah selesaikan misi.

622
00:33:57,593 --> 00:34:00,263
{\an5}Kami jumpa angkatan tentera Amerika
yang bersenjata.

623
00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,722
{\an5}Antidadah?

624
00:34:02,056 --> 00:34:03,099
{\an5}Mungkin.

625
00:34:03,224 --> 00:34:06,143
Jangan ambil hati, Kirk.
Aku tahu kau pelakon hebat.

626
00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:09,981
Namun, aku lebih banyak berlakon
dalam filem aksi daripada kau.

627
00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,191
Aku rasa aku boleh tahu...

628
00:34:13,943 --> 00:34:15,361
alatan untuk prop.

629
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,529
Oh, Tuhan.

630
00:34:18,072 --> 00:34:19,365
Ini sirap jagung.

631
00:34:20,074 --> 00:34:21,826
Sirap jagung dan lateks.

632
00:34:24,745 --> 00:34:25,788
Panas.

633
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:28,165
Sirap jagung perisa darah.

634
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:31,252
Asap dan cermin.

635
00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:32,962
Selamat datang ke kilang filem.

636
00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:34,380
Muslihat paling lama.

637
00:34:36,131 --> 00:34:37,633
Dia dah mengarut.

638
00:34:38,175 --> 00:34:39,218
Oh, Tuhan.

639
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:43,889
Tengoklah aku!

640
00:34:44,098 --> 00:34:47,601
Kau akan dapatkan rakaman
dan aku akan pastikan kerana...

641
00:34:47,935 --> 00:34:50,771
aku pengarah. Aku dari London.
Aku pengarah lakonan.

642
00:34:50,979 --> 00:34:54,191
Hei, Damien!
Kami dah sedia nak berperang!

643
00:34:57,819 --> 00:35:00,822
{\an5}Mereka tak takut mati.

644
00:35:01,198 --> 00:35:03,241
{\an5}<i>Bawa mereka balik, hidup atau mati.</i>

645
00:35:03,784 --> 00:35:05,744
Tengok, aku Dave Beckham.

646
00:35:15,462 --> 00:35:17,839
Jadi kita akan letupkan
mereka hari ini?

647
00:35:18,048 --> 00:35:20,258
Buat mereka sedar.

648
00:35:21,134 --> 00:35:24,054
Aku tak mahu kau rasa pelik...

649
00:35:24,137 --> 00:35:27,223
tapi aku peminat tegar kau.

650
00:35:27,724 --> 00:35:28,850
Ya.

651
00:35:29,434 --> 00:35:30,602
<i>Tropic Thunder.</i>

652
00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:33,146
Macam buku <i>Catcher in the Rye</i> aku.

653
00:35:34,105 --> 00:35:35,982
Aku tak pernah sertai tentera...

654
00:35:36,441 --> 00:35:39,110
tapi aku pernah kehilangan jari
ketika bertugas.

655
00:35:40,653 --> 00:35:43,072
<i>Driving Miss Daisy,</i>
kerja pertama aku di studio.

656
00:35:43,781 --> 00:35:44,991
Ya.

657
00:35:45,366 --> 00:35:46,743
Hebat senjata sisi kau itu.

658
00:35:46,951 --> 00:35:48,077
Apa itu?

659
00:35:48,161 --> 00:35:49,996
Aku tak tahu namanya.

660
00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:53,541
Aku cuma tahu
bunyi yang ia hasilkan...

661
00:35:53,916 --> 00:35:56,502
apabila meragut nyawa orang.

662
00:35:58,838 --> 00:35:59,964
Okey.

663
00:36:00,173 --> 00:36:01,883
Damien,
kami bersedia untuk letupan.

664
00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:04,719
Kami menunggu arahan daripada kau.

665
00:36:04,802 --> 00:36:06,762
Damien, kami dah bersedia.

666
00:36:07,472 --> 00:36:08,514
<i>Kau dengar?</i>

667
00:36:08,598 --> 00:36:09,932
<i>Aku tak sabar nak tekan butang...</i>

668
00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,601
<i>dan letupkan sesuatu.</i>

669
00:36:11,684 --> 00:36:14,979
Okey, puas hati kamu?
Boleh kita buat babak kita?

670
00:36:15,396 --> 00:36:18,149
Atau kamu perlu dijemput?
Ayuh.

671
00:36:19,859 --> 00:36:20,985
Di sini ada tertulis.

672
00:36:21,068 --> 00:36:23,529
<i>Babak 12, luar, pembersihan hutan,</i>
<i>siang, serang hendap.</i>

673
00:36:28,826 --> 00:36:30,786
<i>Four Leaf nampak pergerakan</i>
<i>di dalam semak.</i>

674
00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:33,622
<i>Sekumpulan tentera gerila</i>
<i>dilihat bergerak di celah pokok.</i>

675
00:36:33,873 --> 00:36:35,124
<i>Ada periuk api meletup.</i>

676
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,167
Kau akan cakap...

677
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,878
"Aku rasa tak sedap hati."

678
00:36:40,129 --> 00:36:41,630
- Ya.
- Itu dialog kau.

679
00:36:41,714 --> 00:36:44,633
- Itu dialog aku?
- Ya, tunjuk kau takut.

680
00:36:44,717 --> 00:36:46,427
"Aku rasa tak sedap hati."

681
00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:49,221
- Kejap, macam mana?
- "Aku rasa tak sedap hati."

682
00:36:49,304 --> 00:36:52,433
- Okey.
- Mulakan.

683
00:37:00,774 --> 00:37:03,610
Aku rasa tak sedap hati, Fats.

684
00:37:04,653 --> 00:37:08,031
Kalau kita takkan terbunuh
di lembah mengarut ini...

685
00:37:08,198 --> 00:37:14,579
perkara pertama aku nak buat adalah
lihat Brooklyn hilang keperawanannya.

686
00:37:14,705 --> 00:37:17,249
Brooklyn akan terbunuh.

687
00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:20,377
Dia mati tanpa ada jurulatih.

688
00:37:20,961 --> 00:37:23,839
Diam, Motown.
Jangan risau, Brooklyn.

689
00:37:24,047 --> 00:37:26,132
Umur kau masih panjang.

690
00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:29,803
Aku dahaga.

691
00:37:30,929 --> 00:37:36,434
Elok aku minum Booty Sweat
yang aku bawa dari Danang.

692
00:37:36,893 --> 00:37:39,854
Hei, ini bukan rancangan silap mata.

693
00:37:40,355 --> 00:37:45,401
Kita tak buat silap mata.

694
00:37:45,777 --> 00:37:47,821
Hei! Kau nak ikut kami...

695
00:37:47,904 --> 00:37:49,572
atau kau nak rosakkan
satu lagi rakaman?

696
00:37:49,656 --> 00:37:53,076
Tak ada rakaman!
Tak ada filem!

697
00:37:53,868 --> 00:37:55,703
- Kau pasti?
- Ya.

698
00:37:55,787 --> 00:37:57,538
- Betul?
- Aku pasti.

699
00:37:57,622 --> 00:37:59,540
Jadi kenapa kau masih hayati watak?

700
00:38:01,084 --> 00:38:03,461
Aku tahu tapi tak perlu beritahu kau.

701
00:38:04,253 --> 00:38:05,338
Kau tak tahu.

702
00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:08,299
Aku hayati watak sampai
aku siapkan ulasan DVD.

703
00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:12,094
Puas hati kau?

704
00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:13,387
Kita di luar kawasan
untuk kesan khas.

705
00:38:13,471 --> 00:38:14,889
Meniaraplah, dungu!

706
00:38:16,807 --> 00:38:20,102
Ada sesiapa baca skrip?
Inilah babak serang hendap itu.

707
00:38:20,603 --> 00:38:25,232
- Ini rasa macam nyata.
- Betul. Manfaatkan situasi ini.

708
00:38:35,409 --> 00:38:36,619
Ya!

709
00:38:38,287 --> 00:38:39,580
Ya!

710
00:38:41,832 --> 00:38:43,167
Matilah!

711
00:38:45,127 --> 00:38:47,046
Mereka lepaskan tembakan.

712
00:38:51,008 --> 00:38:52,885
Ini mengarut.
Mari letupkan mereka.

713
00:38:52,968 --> 00:38:54,595
- Apa pendapat kau?
- Letupkan mereka.

714
00:38:56,847 --> 00:38:58,766
Musuh!

715
00:39:01,477 --> 00:39:03,228
Letupan besar!

716
00:39:03,312 --> 00:39:04,813
(Bahasa Asing)

717
00:39:08,901 --> 00:39:10,485
Tengoklah.

718
00:39:10,569 --> 00:39:12,112
(Bahasa Asing)

719
00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:17,117
Berhenti!

720
00:39:19,286 --> 00:39:20,996
Itulah petikan filem.

721
00:39:21,288 --> 00:39:22,581
Ya!

722
00:39:22,748 --> 00:39:25,000
- Apa kita nak buat sekarang?
- Ya!

723
00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:26,877
Dia suruh kita ke utara.

724
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,421
- Kau nampak aku menembak?
- Bagus, semua.

725
00:39:30,172 --> 00:39:31,256
Aku percayakannya.

726
00:39:31,381 --> 00:39:32,757
Sungai D'ang Kwook.

727
00:39:33,091 --> 00:39:34,551
Aku pasti dia sediakan
lebih banyak pertempuran...

728
00:39:34,634 --> 00:39:37,345
dan askar Viet Cong
sepanjang perjalanan nanti.

729
00:39:37,429 --> 00:39:40,390
Sarjan Osiris, panggil anggota kau.

730
00:39:40,557 --> 00:39:41,766
Bersedia untuk bertempur.

731
00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,935
Aku hebat.

732
00:39:44,394 --> 00:39:48,106
Ayuh!
Perjalanan kita masih jauh.

733
00:39:48,565 --> 00:39:50,233
Lekas, semua!

734
00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:53,486
Bergerak dalam barisan.
Jangan berlengah.

735
00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:22,223
D-rod, ini Puddingface.
Bagaimana keadaan di sana?

736
00:40:24,642 --> 00:40:26,018
Ada yang tak kena.

737
00:40:26,352 --> 00:40:27,937
Aku rasa elok kita ke sana.

738
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:31,023
Pastikan Damien tak lupa
cara guna alat komunikasi itu.

739
00:40:38,406 --> 00:40:41,617
Ya, sayang.
Aku nak rasa sikit.

740
00:40:42,952 --> 00:40:44,787
- Apa kau buat, Jeff?
- Tiada apa-apa.

741
00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:46,205
Aku makan gula-gula.

742
00:40:47,122 --> 00:40:48,207
Aku suka gula-gula.

743
00:40:48,332 --> 00:40:50,793
- Boleh beri sikit...
- Tak boleh!

744
00:40:51,502 --> 00:40:55,005
Ini aku punya. Kau ingat
kau saja sakit jika tak ada gula-gula?

745
00:40:55,756 --> 00:40:56,799
Sempadan.

746
00:41:18,445 --> 00:41:19,738
Aku tak berniat
nak merendahkan kau tadi.

747
00:41:19,821 --> 00:41:20,947
Aku cuma...

748
00:41:21,114 --> 00:41:23,617
Aku rasa kita perlu
tunjuk teladan kepada mereka.

749
00:41:24,076 --> 00:41:25,702
Pastinya sukar tapi...

750
00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:29,372
aku rasa Damien akan dapat
lakonan yang hebat daripada kita.

751
00:41:30,665 --> 00:41:32,417
Kalaulah pengarah Jack macam dia.

752
00:41:32,501 --> 00:41:35,587
Jack apa?
Apa maksud kau?

753
00:41:36,046 --> 00:41:38,298
<i>- Simple Jack.</i>
- Ya.

754
00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:42,719
Filem <i>Simple Jack</i>.
Kau bersungguh-sungguh berlakon.

755
00:41:42,928 --> 00:41:45,263
Kau beri sepenuhnya.

756
00:41:45,347 --> 00:41:47,474
Terima kasih.

757
00:41:47,849 --> 00:41:51,269
Pengalaman itu sangat mendalam.

758
00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:52,979
Aku cuma buat kerja aku.

759
00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:55,774
Aku tengok
ramai orang terencat akal.

760
00:41:55,982 --> 00:41:58,151
Luang masa bersama mereka.
Perhatikan mereka.

761
00:41:58,693 --> 00:42:00,987
Tengok semua benda tak cerdik
yang mereka buat.

762
00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:05,199
Tapi aku dapati,
pemerhatian saja tak mencukupi.

763
00:42:05,325 --> 00:42:08,328
Ada kalanya kita harus kaji lebih lagi
untuk dapatkan emosi sebenar.

764
00:42:08,453 --> 00:42:12,874
Jadi kita dapat tentukan
punca keperitan itu dan alaminya.

765
00:42:12,957 --> 00:42:15,043
Ya, alaminya.
Betul.

766
00:42:15,126 --> 00:42:17,879
Ada ketika waktu aku jadi Jack...

767
00:42:17,962 --> 00:42:20,465
aku sebenarnya rasa terencat.

768
00:42:20,548 --> 00:42:21,841
- Betul-betul terencat.
- Ya.

769
00:42:21,924 --> 00:42:23,593
Aku berus gigi
dalam keadaan terencat.

770
00:42:23,676 --> 00:42:26,053
Aku naik bas
dalam keadaan terencat.

771
00:42:26,179 --> 00:42:29,390
Dalam cara yang aneh,
aku harus berlapang dada...

772
00:42:29,473 --> 00:42:32,476
untuk percaya,
tak salah menjadi dungu.

773
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,186
- Jadi tak cerdik.
- Ya.

774
00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:36,939
- Jadi dangkal.
- Betul, jadi dangkal.

775
00:42:37,023 --> 00:42:38,399
- Jadi tolol.
- Ya.

776
00:42:38,566 --> 00:42:41,235
Itu orang paling dungu
pernah hidup.

777
00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:42,778
Waktu aku bawa watak itu.

778
00:42:42,903 --> 00:42:45,448
- Waktu kau menjadi watak itu.
- Ya, sebagai Jack.

779
00:42:45,573 --> 00:42:47,658
Jack si dungu.

780
00:42:47,783 --> 00:42:49,160
Cubalah sangkal.

781
00:42:49,410 --> 00:42:51,912
Dalam cara yang aneh,
aku seolah harus...

782
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,541
memperdaya otak aku untuk percaya
yang itu bukan terencat akal.

783
00:42:55,749 --> 00:42:58,502
Pada akhirnya, aku sedar...

784
00:42:58,585 --> 00:42:59,712
"Tunggu dulu...

785
00:42:59,795 --> 00:43:03,090
aku dah buang banyak benda,
macam mana nak mulakannya semula?"

786
00:43:03,173 --> 00:43:04,216
Begitulah.

787
00:43:04,299 --> 00:43:05,342
- Ya.
- Betul, bukan?

788
00:43:05,426 --> 00:43:08,137
Kau buang angin
di dalam tab mandi dan ketawa.

789
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:09,304
Ya.

790
00:43:10,097 --> 00:43:12,474
Tapi Simple Jack sangka dia bijak...

791
00:43:12,558 --> 00:43:13,809
atau fikir dia tak terencat...

792
00:43:13,934 --> 00:43:15,477
jadi kau tak boleh berlakon
jadi terencat...

793
00:43:15,561 --> 00:43:16,770
sebagai pelakon yang bijak.

794
00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:20,065
Pegang watak lelaki yang tak cerdik
tapi sangka dia cerdik adalah sukar.

795
00:43:20,148 --> 00:43:21,191
Sukar.

796
00:43:21,275 --> 00:43:22,985
Macam mengendalikan merkuri.

797
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:24,611
Itu sains tahap tinggi.
Satu bentuk seni.

798
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,738
- Ya.
- Kau artis.

799
00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:28,782
- Itulah kerja kita, bukan?
- Ya.

800
00:43:28,865 --> 00:43:30,158
Aku tabik lakonan kau.

801
00:43:30,242 --> 00:43:32,744
Anugerah Akademi
suka lakonan yang sebegitu.

802
00:43:36,623 --> 00:43:37,833
Yang bagaimana?

803
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,627
Kau serius tak tahu?

804
00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:44,923
Semua tahu kau tak boleh berlakon,
terencat sepenuhnya.

805
00:43:45,966 --> 00:43:48,051
- Apa maksud kau?
- Cuba fikir.

806
00:43:48,134 --> 00:43:49,636
Dustin Hoffman, <i>Rain Man</i>...

807
00:43:49,761 --> 00:43:52,263
nampak terencat,
berlakon terencat, tak terencat.

808
00:43:52,347 --> 00:43:57,018
Kira pencungkil gigi, tipu daun terup.
Autistik tapi tak terencat.

809
00:43:57,310 --> 00:43:59,229
Kemudian, Tom Hanks,
<i>Forrest Gump.</i>

810
00:43:59,312 --> 00:44:01,606
Dia lembab, tapi tak terencat,
pakai pendakap kaki.

811
00:44:01,689 --> 00:44:04,567
Dia buat Nixon rasa kagum
dan menang kejohanan Ping Pong.

812
00:44:04,651 --> 00:44:05,735
Itu bukan terencat.

813
00:44:05,818 --> 00:44:07,529
Dia juga wira perang.

814
00:44:07,612 --> 00:44:09,822
Kau kenal mana-mana wira perang
yang terencat?

815
00:44:11,658 --> 00:44:13,993
Kau berlakon terencat sepenuhnya.

816
00:44:15,244 --> 00:44:16,954
Jangan buat begitu.

817
00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:21,209
Kau tak percaya?
Tanya Sean Penn, 2001, <i>I Am Sam.</i>

818
00:44:21,334 --> 00:44:23,503
Ingat?
Dia berlakon terencat.

819
00:44:23,711 --> 00:44:25,254
Tak menang anugerah.

820
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:38,100
Oh, Tuhan.
Alamak.

821
00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:41,145
Baguslah, kau bunuh pengarah.

822
00:44:41,270 --> 00:44:42,480
Tak mungkin.

823
00:44:42,563 --> 00:44:45,483
Aku pasang bom di pokok-pokok
dan di tempat ini.

824
00:44:45,566 --> 00:44:47,193
- Mesti dia lupa tempatnya.
- Lupa tempat?

825
00:44:47,276 --> 00:44:48,402
Ya, ini bukan salah aku.

826
00:44:48,527 --> 00:44:50,696
Mari kumpul cebisan daging dia
dan balik ke hotel.

827
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:53,616
- Kau ada masalah besar, dungu.
- Kita ada masalah besar.

828
00:44:53,741 --> 00:44:55,784
- Habislah kau.
- Ini bukan salah aku seorang.

829
00:44:55,868 --> 00:44:56,911
Kita...

830
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,204
- Kita yang rancang semua ini.
- Merepek.

831
00:44:58,287 --> 00:44:59,872
Kau nak lari begitu saja?

832
00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:01,665
Apa jadi dengan
"tak boleh tinggalkan kawan"?

833
00:45:01,749 --> 00:45:03,208
Tunggu!
Dengar sini!

834
00:45:03,292 --> 00:45:04,918
- Tolong dengar.
- Aku tak nak dengar.

835
00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,962
Biar aku berterus terang.

836
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:10,507
Aku hampir butakan Jamie Lee Curtis
dalam <i>Freaky Friday</i>.

837
00:45:10,758 --> 00:45:11,967
Masalah ini akan hancurkan aku.

838
00:45:12,092 --> 00:45:13,761
- Lepaskan aku! Kau menyedihkan.
- Tidak.

839
00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:15,888
- Lepaskan!
- Kau tak boleh balik.

840
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,643
- Apa ini?
- Tunggu.

841
00:45:32,279 --> 00:45:34,573
Jadi, kita kena terus berjalan?

842
00:45:35,073 --> 00:45:36,491
Cuba hayati watak.

843
00:45:36,992 --> 00:45:38,994
- Ingat, kita sedang dirakam.
- Senapang ini berat.

844
00:45:39,119 --> 00:45:40,662
Aku mahu senapang getah.

845
00:45:40,745 --> 00:45:42,247
Di mana penjaga prop?

846
00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:49,880
Dapat cari jalan, ketua?

847
00:45:50,755 --> 00:45:52,882
- Boleh aku tengok?
- Aku boleh baca.

848
00:45:53,341 --> 00:45:54,801
Damien beri kepada aku, ingat?

849
00:45:54,926 --> 00:45:56,469
Ya, tapi untuk kita semua.

850
00:45:57,095 --> 00:45:58,138
- Ya.
- Okey.

851
00:45:58,221 --> 00:46:00,473
- Aku boleh baca.
- Kau baca terbalik.

852
00:46:00,890 --> 00:46:01,933
Terima kasih.

853
00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:04,227
Abjad satu baris,
angka di baris lain.

854
00:46:04,310 --> 00:46:05,353
Aku cuba tolong kau.

855
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,647
- Aku tak perlukan bantuan.
- Betul?

856
00:46:07,772 --> 00:46:09,065
Adakah watak kau disleksia?

857
00:46:09,149 --> 00:46:11,025
- Tidak.
- Jadi kau ahli kartografi?

858
00:46:11,109 --> 00:46:12,819
Aku letih, aku nak balik.

859
00:46:13,027 --> 00:46:15,488
Kau nak balik bikin
filem <i>Fatties: Fart 20</i>?

860
00:46:15,613 --> 00:46:17,031
<i>Fatties: Fart Two </i>saja.
Hei...

861
00:46:17,115 --> 00:46:18,408
Pasti kau mahu
miliki francais filem <i>Fatties</i>.

862
00:46:18,491 --> 00:46:19,951
- Apa?
- <i>Fatties: Fart Two</i>.

863
00:46:20,034 --> 00:46:21,077
- Ya, kau mahu.
- Aku tak mahu.

864
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,954
- Aku ada tandas mewah.
- Iklan kau mengarut.

865
00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:26,791
Kau nampak letih.
Kepala kau macam terhantuk.

866
00:46:26,874 --> 00:46:28,501
Aku nak tengok kalau kau okey.

867
00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:30,670
- Berterus terang saja.
- Aku memang berterus terang.

868
00:46:31,838 --> 00:46:33,881
Peta itu masih terbalik.

869
00:46:35,049 --> 00:46:36,551
Angka itu membantu.

870
00:46:36,634 --> 00:46:38,886
Abjad berada di atas,
kemudian angka.

871
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:40,179
- Mahu peta ini?
- Ya.

872
00:46:40,263 --> 00:46:41,931
Tak boleh,
kerana Damien beri kepada aku.

873
00:46:42,014 --> 00:46:45,267
Tentu kau nak miliki kebolehan aku
membuang angin dengan berlagu.

874
00:46:45,434 --> 00:46:48,020
Okey.
Hentikan.

875
00:46:49,271 --> 00:46:50,815
Nampaknya semua orang keletihan...

876
00:46:50,898 --> 00:46:52,942
kerana berjalan jauh.

877
00:46:53,609 --> 00:46:56,445
Mari kita rehat sebentar.

878
00:46:57,863 --> 00:46:59,156
Pastikan berjaga-jaga.

879
00:47:00,032 --> 00:47:03,702
Ingat, musuh tak peduli
kamu berehat atau tak.

880
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:09,667
Okey, waktu makan.

881
00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:11,585
Kembali ke babak yang sama
selepas ini.

882
00:47:11,669 --> 00:47:14,046
"Sesat di dalam hutan."
Kapten Simple Jack.

883
00:47:14,922 --> 00:47:15,964
Kau tak guna.

884
00:47:25,265 --> 00:47:26,517
Aku benci filem.

885
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,603
Ini mengarut.

886
00:47:29,686 --> 00:47:32,064
Aku tak mahu berlakon
dalam filem teruk ini.

887
00:47:41,907 --> 00:47:44,785
Tidak!
Itu gula-gula aku!

888
00:47:44,868 --> 00:47:48,830
Tangkap kelawar itu!
Tolonglah!

889
00:47:49,247 --> 00:47:51,791
- Hei, aku ada kudapan lain.
- Pergi jalanlah!

890
00:47:55,921 --> 00:47:57,797
Tak guna!
Okey.

891
00:47:58,340 --> 00:47:59,633
Ke mana ia pergi?

892
00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:02,552
Kelawar tak guna!
Aku akan patahkan sayap kau!

893
00:48:04,137 --> 00:48:05,555
Sanducci.

894
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,724
Jangan bising.

895
00:48:08,683 --> 00:48:10,894
Aku tak nak buang air.
Aku nak berbual saja.

896
00:48:10,977 --> 00:48:12,479
Aku perlu umpan.

897
00:48:13,855 --> 00:48:15,648
Kau pergi ke kem latihan, bukan?

898
00:48:16,524 --> 00:48:17,567
Kau boleh baca peta?

899
00:48:17,650 --> 00:48:18,902
Rasanya boleh.

900
00:48:18,985 --> 00:48:20,236
Aku kenal Speedman.

901
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,362
Dia buat kita semua percaya...

902
00:48:21,446 --> 00:48:24,073
yang kita rakam <i>Planet of the Apes</i>
dalam YouTube...

903
00:48:24,157 --> 00:48:25,533
tapi aku tak percaya.

904
00:48:25,617 --> 00:48:27,785
Kau nak pijak periuk api sebenar?
Kau nak mati?

905
00:48:29,037 --> 00:48:30,621
Kau nak ditembak penjahat sebenar?

906
00:48:30,705 --> 00:48:33,750
- Pandang ke hadapan.
- Sudah tentu tidak.

907
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:35,918
Aku nak cuba keluar dari sini.

908
00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:38,171
Aku ada filem besar tahun depan.

909
00:48:38,254 --> 00:48:39,714
- Yakah?
- Ya.

910
00:48:39,797 --> 00:48:42,383
Filem pasal Abraham Lincoln
dan John Wilkes Booth ketika muda.

911
00:48:42,508 --> 00:48:43,551
- Hebat.
- Ya.

912
00:48:43,676 --> 00:48:46,053
- Filem itu ada kelas.
- Rupa kau macam Abraham.

913
00:48:46,137 --> 00:48:47,722
- Yakah?
- Pakai jambang.

914
00:48:47,847 --> 00:48:49,098
- Betul?
- Siapa nama kau?

915
00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:51,726
- Kevin Sandusky.
- Ya.

916
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,312
Kalau aku beri kau peta itu,
bolehkah aku harapkan kau?

917
00:48:55,813 --> 00:49:00,526
- Ya, rasanya boleh.
- Baik, aku pergi dulu.

918
00:49:03,821 --> 00:49:06,323
Entah kenapa
baunya macam bologna.

919
00:49:07,533 --> 00:49:09,618
Kenapa kelawar keluar waktu siang?

920
00:49:14,373 --> 00:49:16,875
Secara jujur, aku tak perlu buang air.

921
00:49:17,626 --> 00:49:19,294
Aku perlu berbual dengan kau.

922
00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:26,677
Lazarus...

923
00:49:27,302 --> 00:49:29,721
akan hancurkan filem ini.

924
00:49:31,056 --> 00:49:32,975
Dia tak dapat hayati wataknya.

925
00:49:33,058 --> 00:49:35,143
Aku rasa dia takut.

926
00:49:35,978 --> 00:49:37,020
Semua pelakon hormati kau...

927
00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:40,232
sebab kau hadiri kem latihan
dan jalani latihannya.

928
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,027
- Boleh aku harapkan kau, Kyle?
- Aku Kevin.

929
00:49:44,152 --> 00:49:45,320
Bagus.

930
00:49:46,655 --> 00:49:49,825
Aku boleh tengokkan peta
kalau kau mahu.

931
00:49:49,908 --> 00:49:51,868
- Aku akan pegang peta.
- Okey.

932
00:49:51,993 --> 00:49:55,163
Kau jalankan misi ini,
teruskan penggambaran filem...

933
00:49:55,413 --> 00:49:58,750
aku rasa kau akan rangkul
Anugerah Pilihan Remaja.

934
00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,794
Kau ada potensi.

935
00:50:01,378 --> 00:50:03,421
Mereka akan kotorkan kau
di atas pentas.

936
00:50:03,505 --> 00:50:06,049
Ya, itu hebat.

937
00:50:06,591 --> 00:50:07,717
Bagus.

938
00:50:13,056 --> 00:50:15,433
Kelawar di situ!
Matilah kau!

939
00:50:16,643 --> 00:50:17,894
Kau dah khayal.

940
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:20,855
Tunggu, Jeff.

941
00:50:26,069 --> 00:50:28,738
Kenapa dengan kau, Jeff?
Itu kelawar.

942
00:50:29,155 --> 00:50:32,116
Gula-gula aku dah habis.

943
00:50:38,206 --> 00:50:40,333
Mendarat di sana!

944
00:50:56,307 --> 00:50:58,017
Tengoklah runtuhan ini.

945
00:50:59,435 --> 00:51:01,062
Kita di mana?

946
00:51:01,979 --> 00:51:03,647
Sungai D'ang Kwook.

947
00:51:03,939 --> 00:51:06,358
Yakah?
Macam mana kau tahu?

948
00:51:06,484 --> 00:51:08,194
Hanya satu cara untuk tahu.

949
00:51:08,277 --> 00:51:09,403
- Ayuh.
- Ya.

950
00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:11,864
Aku tak sedap badan sekarang.

951
00:51:11,947 --> 00:51:13,824
Kulit aku sakit.

952
00:51:13,908 --> 00:51:16,327
Jangan tunggu lagi.
Masuk ke dalam sungai, semua.

953
00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:18,704
Jangan.
Beri aku tengok peta itu.

954
00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:20,414
Kenapa semua orang
taasub dengan peta ini?

955
00:51:20,497 --> 00:51:22,499
Kami dah letih
jadi lembu dicucuk hidung.

956
00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:25,002
Kau berlagak macam kau tahu jalan.

957
00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:28,589
Tak guna betul!
Kita dah sesat!

958
00:51:29,006 --> 00:51:31,216
Beritahu dia, McClusky.
Beritahu dia jam sekarang.

959
00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:32,718
Kalian sungguh tak disangka.

960
00:51:34,678 --> 00:51:36,471
Apa maksud kau "kalian?"

961
00:51:39,016 --> 00:51:40,893
Apa maksud kau "kalian?"

962
00:51:41,226 --> 00:51:43,687
Aku rasa, Tugg maksudkan...

963
00:51:43,770 --> 00:51:45,063
Tidak, tengok mata dia.

964
00:51:45,147 --> 00:51:46,315
Kalian ialah para pelakon.

965
00:51:46,398 --> 00:51:47,441
Tengok mata putih dia yang jahat itu.

966
00:51:47,524 --> 00:51:48,692
Aku harus balik ke hotel!

967
00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:49,985
- Tidak!
- Diam!

968
00:51:52,404 --> 00:51:55,615
Bertenang, okey?
Tolong relaks.

969
00:51:56,575 --> 00:52:00,120
Mari kita serang
tentera-tentera Viet Cong.

970
00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:02,622
- Tentera Viet Cong!
- Apa?

971
00:52:02,706 --> 00:52:05,792
Viet Cong, tak perlu dijamakkan.
Tentera memang ramai.

972
00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:07,544
Macam orang Cina, ramai.

973
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:11,298
Cukuplah!

974
00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:14,259
Kita tak boleh gagalkan misi ini.

975
00:52:14,342 --> 00:52:16,803
Kau tahu dalam <i>Rambo I</i>,
Sylvester agak gempal...

976
00:52:16,928 --> 00:52:18,596
kemudian dalam <i>Rambo II</i>,
dia jadi sasa?

977
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,682
Kau nampak macam itu sekarang.

978
00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:23,351
- Yakah?
- Rambo II, bukan I.

979
00:52:23,476 --> 00:52:25,145
- Betul?
- Ya, ketika dia gagah perkasa.

980
00:52:25,228 --> 00:52:26,980
Aku tak begitu
tapi itulah matlamat aku.

981
00:52:27,063 --> 00:52:28,106
- Biasalah...
- Janganlah begitu.

982
00:52:28,189 --> 00:52:30,483
Kau sangat sasa sekarang.

983
00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:32,110
- Terima kasih.
- Apa rahsia kau?

984
00:52:32,193 --> 00:52:33,569
- Aku amalkan diet.
- Yakah?

985
00:52:33,653 --> 00:52:35,154
Aku cuba jadi sasa sikit...

986
00:52:35,238 --> 00:52:36,823
tapi sukar untuk aku.

987
00:52:36,906 --> 00:52:38,282
- Kau nampak bagus.
- Ada petua?

988
00:52:38,366 --> 00:52:40,076
- Apa?
- Kau ada petua?

989
00:52:40,159 --> 00:52:42,286
- Aku makan nanas...
- Beri aku peta itu!

990
00:52:42,495 --> 00:52:43,538
Diamlah!

991
00:52:43,788 --> 00:52:45,373
- Hei!
- Baiklah.

992
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,917
Beritahu lokasi kita, Sikorski.

993
00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:50,086
Mengarut.
Kau perdayakan aku.

994
00:52:50,294 --> 00:52:51,712
Kita perlu dapatkan pendapat kedua.

995
00:52:53,756 --> 00:52:55,216
Kita dah tersalah jalan.

996
00:52:55,341 --> 00:52:56,717
Kau tak guna.

997
00:52:57,385 --> 00:52:59,887
Aku rasa,
kita patut ikut laluan ini...

998
00:53:00,972 --> 00:53:03,974
tapi kita ikut laluan lain.

999
00:53:04,058 --> 00:53:07,770
Tak guna!

1000
00:53:07,853 --> 00:53:10,398
Boleh kau bawa kita balik
ke zon pungutan?

1001
00:53:10,981 --> 00:53:12,733
Teruknya!

1002
00:53:15,319 --> 00:53:16,487
Mungkin.

1003
00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:19,490
Ini tak masuk akal.

1004
00:53:20,699 --> 00:53:22,910
Betulkah kamu nak abaikan filem ini?

1005
00:53:23,827 --> 00:53:25,913
Kita patut jadi sebuah unit.

1006
00:53:26,038 --> 00:53:27,790
Pergi matilah.

1007
00:53:28,707 --> 00:53:30,125
Okey.

1008
00:53:30,459 --> 00:53:32,336
Aku akan siapkan filem ini sendiri.

1009
00:53:32,461 --> 00:53:34,963
Kau pergilah seorang diri.

1010
00:53:35,422 --> 00:53:37,508
Tugg, kau tak tahu destinasi kau.

1011
00:53:37,591 --> 00:53:39,134
Aku tahu!

1012
00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:44,056
Aku akan pergi
"Luar, hutan hujan, senja.

1013
00:53:44,139 --> 00:53:48,518
Babak Four Leaf berjalan seorang
di dalam hutan yang menakutkan."

1014
00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:50,938
Kau yang patut pergi mati, Kirk.

1015
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:05,243
Ayuh, semua.

1016
00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,537
Mari kita balik.

1017
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:47,702
Helo, mentadak.

1018
00:54:49,245 --> 00:54:50,872
Kau cantik.

1019
00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:54,292
Kalau kamu masih ingat...

1020
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,085
waktu Hollywood berbeza pendapat...

1021
00:54:56,169 --> 00:54:57,670
sesetengah studio sokong
cakera Blu-Ray...

1022
00:54:57,753 --> 00:54:59,630
dan selebihnya sokong
DVD definisi tinggi.

1023
00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:00,840
Orang ingat kadar piksel
dan kadar segar semula...

1024
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,050
yang akan menentukannya,
tapi kedua-duanya hampir sama.

1025
00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:04,427
Yang menentukannya...

1026
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:06,971
adalah kombinasi pemain
permainan video dan pornografi.

1027
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,889
Mana-mana format
yang pornografi sokong...

1028
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:12,476
biasanya format itu
yang paling berjaya.

1029
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:15,771
Tapi semua PlayStation 3 Sony
ada Blu-Ray...

1030
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:17,773
Kau bercakap dengan aku sejak tadi?

1031
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,942
Aku bercakap
dengan sesiapa yang mendengar.

1032
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,443
Biar betul.

1033
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,297
Booty Sweat.

1034
00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:44,758
(Bahasa Asing)

1035
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,137
Oh, Tuhan.

1036
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:52,599
Sejuknya.

1037
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:55,644
Aku kesejukan.

1038
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:57,938
Kau nak pakai jaket aku?

1039
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,565
Kau serius?
Aku kepanasan.

1040
00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:02,442
Rasa macam di dalam sauna.

1041
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:05,070
Tolong diam sikit, Flatch Adams.

1042
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,322
Aku nak buang air besar.

1043
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:08,657
Macam mana?
Kita ikut laluan pantas?

1044
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,661
Ya, tapi kita tak dapat
lepasi rabung itu sebelum malam.

1045
00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:15,288
Okey, semua.
Kita akan bina kem dan berehat.

1046
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,666
- Oh, Tuhan.
- Kamu mungkin dapat makan sedap.

1047
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,292
Sebelum perang ini meletus...

1048
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,920
aku pernah jadi tukang masak
di San Antone.

1049
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:24,631
Pasti aku boleh masak
tumbuhan hijau.

1050
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:28,301
Ya, tangkap udang krai dari sawah.

1051
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:32,430
Mungkin boleh makan epal hutan
untuk pencuci mulut.

1052
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:33,723
Hebat!

1053
00:56:34,557 --> 00:56:35,850
Hebat!

1054
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:37,477
Itulah cara kami bercakap.

1055
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,230
Kami bercakap begini.
Ya.

1056
00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:44,108
Ya, makan udang krai
dan daging rusuk.

1057
00:56:45,610 --> 00:56:48,863
Kau orang Australia!
Jadilah warga Australia!

1058
00:56:48,946 --> 00:56:50,948
Tumpang lalu, Kangaroo Jack.

1059
00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:57,371
Aku teruja kalau
cakap pasal makanan aku.

1060
00:58:22,747 --> 00:58:25,375
Matilah!

1061
00:58:39,139 --> 00:58:41,683
Tidak!

1062
00:58:47,814 --> 00:58:49,816
Kawan, apa sedang berlaku?

1063
00:58:49,899 --> 00:58:51,192
Kita di mana?

1064
00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:53,903
Aku tak tahu.

1065
00:58:54,654 --> 00:58:57,156
Aku tak pernah keluar dari AS.

1066
00:58:57,281 --> 00:58:59,534
Apa?
Kau serius?

1067
00:58:59,659 --> 00:59:01,536
Kau mereka-reka cerita?

1068
00:59:01,619 --> 00:59:03,037
Betulkah kau pernah berkhidmat?

1069
00:59:03,121 --> 00:59:05,790
Ya, pernah.
Pengawal Pantai.

1070
00:59:05,873 --> 00:59:07,625
- Pengawal Pantai.
- Jabatan Kebersihan.

1071
00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:09,001
Oh Tuhan.

1072
00:59:09,252 --> 00:59:11,337
Pemungut sampah!
Tak guna.

1073
00:59:11,504 --> 00:59:14,465
Kau tipu aku dan seluruh rakyat AS.

1074
00:59:14,590 --> 00:59:15,883
Aku tulis buku itu
sebagai penghormatan.

1075
00:59:16,050 --> 00:59:17,259
Aku patriot.

1076
00:59:17,343 --> 00:59:19,428
Ya, kau ibarat Milli Vanilli.

1077
00:59:19,512 --> 00:59:21,222
Kau menipu pasal berjuang
dalam Perang Vietnam.

1078
00:59:21,305 --> 00:59:24,600
Kau memalukan negara sendiri.

1079
00:59:24,683 --> 00:59:26,143
Tak sangka aku terpedaya
dengan cerita kau.

1080
00:59:26,227 --> 00:59:28,604
Penulis memang selalu menipu.

1081
00:59:28,687 --> 00:59:30,856
Boleh kau ikat aku di tiang lain?

1082
00:59:52,419 --> 00:59:54,087
<i>- Rick?</i>
- Tugg.

1083
00:59:54,296 --> 00:59:55,964
Aku membunuh, Rick.

1084
00:59:57,466 --> 00:59:59,760
Benda yang aku paling sayangi.

1085
00:59:59,968 --> 01:00:02,137
Vivica, letak telefon sekarang.

1086
01:00:04,139 --> 01:00:06,516
Okey, kau bunuh pelacur.

1087
01:00:06,725 --> 01:00:08,769
Bertenang.
Ikut arahan aku.

1088
01:00:08,852 --> 01:00:10,062
Sapu tangan kau dengan peluntur...

1089
01:00:10,145 --> 01:00:12,522
hidrogen peroksida dan kapur.

1090
01:00:12,606 --> 01:00:14,066
Tak, seekor panda.

1091
01:00:14,149 --> 01:00:15,859
<i>Aku bunuh seekor panda.</i>

1092
01:00:16,068 --> 01:00:17,861
Amanda? Tolonglah.

1093
01:00:17,944 --> 01:00:19,988
Itu mungkin bukan nama sebenar pun.

1094
01:00:20,071 --> 01:00:21,656
Tak, panda!

1095
01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:23,158
Panda?

1096
01:00:23,283 --> 01:00:25,869
<i>Panda kecil dan comel...</i>

1097
01:00:25,952 --> 01:00:27,954
<i>tapi ganas.</i>

1098
01:00:28,038 --> 01:00:31,082
Oh Tuhan, Tugg!
Jangan takutkan aku begitu.

1099
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,375
Di sini sangat cantik.

1100
01:00:32,459 --> 01:00:33,877
<i>Kau berada di set?</i>

1101
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,295
Akulah set itu.

1102
01:00:35,378 --> 01:00:36,421
<i>Okey.</i>

1103
01:00:36,504 --> 01:00:38,339
Macam mana dengan
pemasangan TiVo itu?

1104
01:00:38,423 --> 01:00:39,674
Pergi jalan dengan TiVo.

1105
01:00:39,758 --> 01:00:41,801
<i>Aku lebih hebat daripada TiVo.</i>

1106
01:00:42,302 --> 01:00:44,471
Mereka belum memasangnya.

1107
01:00:44,554 --> 01:00:45,930
Belum pasang?

1108
01:00:46,097 --> 01:00:47,599
Tak ada TiVo?

1109
01:00:47,891 --> 01:00:49,851
Itu tak penting lagi.

1110
01:00:52,645 --> 01:00:54,147
Aku dah teruskan hidup.

1111
01:00:54,772 --> 01:00:56,524
Kau dah teruskan ke mana?

1112
01:00:56,649 --> 01:00:58,192
<i>Ke agensi lain?</i>

1113
01:00:59,610 --> 01:01:02,196
Siapa dengan kau?
Itu Nick Stevens, bukan?

1114
01:01:02,321 --> 01:01:03,489
Si tak guna itu!

1115
01:01:03,614 --> 01:01:05,658
<i>Kau masih klien aku,</i>
<i>Tugg Speedman.</i>

1116
01:01:05,742 --> 01:01:07,702
<i>Aku akan sediakan TiVo itu.</i>

1117
01:01:07,785 --> 01:01:09,996
Aku dah pakai jaket,
aku akan ke sana.

1118
01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:11,164
<i>Tugg?</i>

1119
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,168
Tolong jangan pecat aku.

1120
01:01:16,252 --> 01:01:17,837
Aku berjaya.

1121
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,214
Vivica, aku dijuadualkan
untuk apa tengah hari ini?

1122
01:01:20,339 --> 01:01:23,509
- Rakaman <i>Two and a Half Men</i>.
- Alamak.

1123
01:01:24,135 --> 01:01:25,177
Batalkannya.

1124
01:01:25,302 --> 01:01:27,013
Dapatkan aku
kontrak <i>Tropic Thunder</i> Tugg.

1125
01:01:27,096 --> 01:01:29,390
Aku nak ke pejabat Grossman.
Aku ada urusan.

1126
01:01:30,224 --> 01:01:31,267
Okey.

1127
01:01:34,311 --> 01:01:37,565
Alamak.
Aku dahaga.

1128
01:01:37,982 --> 01:01:40,067
Dia nampak tak sihat.

1129
01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:45,239
Aku mesti minum
untuk muntahkan sesuatu.

1130
01:01:45,322 --> 01:01:47,491
Jangan minum air itu.
Air itu banyak kuman.

1131
01:01:47,574 --> 01:01:48,659
Jangan!

1132
01:01:48,784 --> 01:01:51,036
Alpa, kau ada Booty Sweat?

1133
01:01:51,412 --> 01:01:53,831
Ya, beri dia minum minuman Alpa.

1134
01:01:53,914 --> 01:01:55,791
Itu akan sembuhkan dia.

1135
01:01:55,874 --> 01:01:57,835
Kenapa kau berlakon filem pula?

1136
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,586
Kau tak cukup pendapatan?

1137
01:01:59,711 --> 01:02:02,506
Kalau kau nak tahu,
pendapatan aku...

1138
01:02:02,589 --> 01:02:04,967
menjanakan dua juta dolar setahun...

1139
01:02:05,050 --> 01:02:07,761
- untuk kebajikan komuniti aku.
- Hebatnya!

1140
01:02:07,844 --> 01:02:09,429
Kenapa aku berlakon dalam filem ini?

1141
01:02:09,513 --> 01:02:11,848
Mungkin aku tahu
aku perlu mewakili kaum aku...

1142
01:02:11,932 --> 01:02:13,809
kerana ada satu watak bagus
untuk lelaki kulit hitam...

1143
01:02:13,892 --> 01:02:16,311
tapi mereka berikan
kepada <i>Crocodile Dundee</i>.

1144
01:02:17,479 --> 01:02:20,565
Jangan melampau, budak.
Lelaki itu khazanah negara aku.

1145
01:02:21,149 --> 01:02:23,360
Aku cuma nak letak udang lagi
di atas pemanggang barbeku kau.

1146
01:02:23,443 --> 01:02:24,611
Itu tak kelakar.

1147
01:02:24,736 --> 01:02:26,905
Hei, kawan! Cuaca panas.
Kita keletihan.

1148
01:02:27,155 --> 01:02:29,032
Aku main-main saja
dengan kau, Jack.

1149
01:02:29,115 --> 01:02:30,909
Aku bersimpati
seekor dingo baham bayi kau.

1150
01:02:30,992 --> 01:02:33,119
Kau tahu itu kisah benar?
Wanita itu kematian anak.

1151
01:02:33,495 --> 01:02:35,413
Kau sudah melampau batas.

1152
01:02:35,622 --> 01:02:37,332
- Bertenang.
- Diamlah!

1153
01:02:37,457 --> 01:02:40,460
Aku dah muak dengar
orang Australia kulit hitam ini...

1154
01:02:44,839 --> 01:02:46,758
Selama 400 tahun...

1155
01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:50,720
kata-kata itu merendahkan kita.

1156
01:02:51,221 --> 01:02:52,263
Apa?

1157
01:02:53,139 --> 01:02:56,476
Banyak kali kita cuba
merempuh pelbagai halangan.

1158
01:02:56,976 --> 01:02:59,520
Sekarang kita di mata dunia...

1159
01:03:00,021 --> 01:03:01,773
giliran kita untuk menyerlah.

1160
01:03:01,856 --> 01:03:04,484
Selagi hayat kita ada,
kau dan aku bersama, sayang.

1161
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,236
Itu lagu tema <i>The Jeffersons.</i>

1162
01:03:07,779 --> 01:03:08,821
Kau perlu bantuan.

1163
01:03:08,905 --> 01:03:11,199
Hanya kerana ia lagu tema,
tak bermakna tak boleh jadi nyata.

1164
01:03:11,908 --> 01:03:13,910
Ini yang akan jadi nyata.

1165
01:03:13,993 --> 01:03:15,411
Aku akan balas perbuatan kau.

1166
01:03:15,745 --> 01:03:17,455
Percayalah cakap aku.

1167
01:03:17,538 --> 01:03:20,041
Hei, semua!

1168
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:23,544
Jeff, jangan dekati haiwan itu.

1169
01:03:25,504 --> 01:03:29,008
Aku nak gigit kulitnya.
Aku perlu...

1170
01:03:29,342 --> 01:03:32,845
Aku perlu pakai kulit perutnya
macam unitard.

1171
01:03:33,596 --> 01:03:36,974
Tolong jangan buat apa-apa!

1172
01:03:37,057 --> 01:03:40,561
Kalau En. Portnoy rasa tak sihat...

1173
01:03:40,644 --> 01:03:42,021
tak mahu berjalan...

1174
01:03:42,146 --> 01:03:44,273
biar dia tunggang haiwan itu.

1175
01:03:45,566 --> 01:03:47,359
Kita harus bergerak.

1176
01:04:15,846 --> 01:04:19,474
Okey, kem tawanan perang,
babak 67.

1177
01:04:19,891 --> 01:04:21,977
Aku dah bersedia, Cockburn.

1178
01:04:29,734 --> 01:04:31,862
Mungkin dia tak sehebat
Ridley Scott...

1179
01:04:31,945 --> 01:04:34,197
tapi aku rasa Renny Harlin ialah
pembikin filem yang hebat...

1180
01:04:34,281 --> 01:04:36,992
seperti <i>Adventures of Ford Fairlane</i>.

1181
01:04:37,075 --> 01:04:40,161
<i>Andrew Dice Clay</i> pun
boleh tahan juga.

1182
01:04:40,245 --> 01:04:43,039
<i>Cliffhanger</i> filem yang hebat.

1183
01:04:43,123 --> 01:04:46,418
Bagi filem berunsur
manusia melawan alam...

1184
01:04:46,835 --> 01:04:48,920
filem itu menakjubkan.

1185
01:04:49,003 --> 01:04:51,256
Diam!

1186
01:04:55,677 --> 01:04:57,178
Siapa hantar kau ke sini?

1187
01:04:57,387 --> 01:05:02,475
Tayback, John, Sarjan,
Tentera AS.

1188
01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:08,648
Nombor siri 694529987.

1189
01:05:11,984 --> 01:05:15,029
Mungkin teh panas dapat...

1190
01:05:15,154 --> 01:05:16,572
lancarkan perbualan kita.

1191
01:05:20,618 --> 01:05:22,829
Ketua aku tak semesra ini.

1192
01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:27,333
Apa?

1193
01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:29,085
Aku cuma rasa
kau tentu nak minum teh panas...

1194
01:05:29,168 --> 01:05:30,211
untuk tenangkan kau.

1195
01:05:30,294 --> 01:05:32,546
Tayback, John, Sarjan.

1196
01:05:32,713 --> 01:05:38,427
Tentera AS, 694529987.

1197
01:05:38,761 --> 01:05:44,100
Aku ada mesej dari negara aku.

1198
01:05:50,814 --> 01:05:53,859
Kau tak apa-apa?
Kau terlalu dekat tadi.

1199
01:05:53,943 --> 01:05:56,195
Aku cuma bersandar
dan kau rapat sangat...

1200
01:05:57,071 --> 01:05:58,697
Aku tak sengaja.

1201
01:05:59,281 --> 01:06:01,325
(Bahasa Asing)

1202
01:06:01,784 --> 01:06:03,077
Okey, bagus.
Kau nak teruskan?

1203
01:06:03,202 --> 01:06:04,745
- Ayuh.
- Berdiri.

1204
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:07,164
Aku rela mati di dalam penjara kau.

1205
01:06:07,289 --> 01:06:08,916
Aku takkan ikut cakap kau.

1206
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,959
- Tak guna!
- Bangun!

1207
01:06:11,376 --> 01:06:13,086
Hei, ulang dialog ini
dan buat babak awal tadi.

1208
01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:14,379
Babak teh panas tadi, okey?

1209
01:06:14,463 --> 01:06:16,340
(Bahasa Asing)

1210
01:06:16,632 --> 01:06:18,258
Aku harap kau tak marah.

1211
01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:20,260
Aku nampak lumut
pada dua belah pokok itu.

1212
01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:22,429
Mungkin kalau bukan aku saja...

1213
01:06:22,554 --> 01:06:25,515
- yang hadiri kem latihan...
- Perut aku sakit.

1214
01:06:25,641 --> 01:06:27,476
Aku serius,
aku rasa nak muntah.

1215
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:28,894
Turunkan aku.
Aku nak muntah.

1216
01:06:28,977 --> 01:06:33,315
- Aku tak nak mati macam Hendrix.
- Okey.

1217
01:06:36,485 --> 01:06:38,153
Kau okey, Jeff?

1218
01:06:38,570 --> 01:06:40,113
Aku sihat.

1219
01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:44,200
Alamak.

1220
01:06:48,204 --> 01:06:51,041
Okey, semua, tunduk.

1221
01:06:55,170 --> 01:06:56,713
Aku tak percaya.

1222
01:06:56,796 --> 01:06:59,883
Nampak macam kem tawanan perang
dalam skrip.

1223
01:07:00,216 --> 01:07:01,759
Speedman betul?

1224
01:07:02,135 --> 01:07:03,386
Rasanya tak.

1225
01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:06,181
Tengok periuk itu,
pengawal bersenjata.

1226
01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,434
Nampak macam kilang
penghasilan heroin.

1227
01:07:10,602 --> 01:07:11,853
Berjam-jam kita naik helikopter.

1228
01:07:11,936 --> 01:07:13,688
Aku tak rasa kita masih
berada di Vietnam.

1229
01:07:14,355 --> 01:07:16,316
Alamak.
Kita bukan di Vietnam?

1230
01:07:16,399 --> 01:07:18,651
Kita mungkin di Myanmar atau Laos.

1231
01:07:19,485 --> 01:07:20,862
Apa itu Laos?

1232
01:07:21,446 --> 01:07:23,823
- Ini Segi Tiga Emas.
- Matilah kita.

1233
01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:26,200
Tiada sesiapa dapat selamat.
Aku tengok dalam TV.

1234
01:07:26,659 --> 01:07:30,371
Bot, pesawat, UFO,
semuanya hilang.

1235
01:07:30,788 --> 01:07:33,332
Itu Segi Tiga Bermuda, dungu.

1236
01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,459
Ini Segi Tiga Emas.

1237
01:07:35,835 --> 01:07:37,795
Ini laluan sutera dadah dunia.

1238
01:07:37,878 --> 01:07:39,880
- Macam mana kau tahu?
- Penerbangan kita jauh.

1239
01:07:39,964 --> 01:07:42,008
Aku baca majalah
di dalam penerbangan.

1240
01:07:43,592 --> 01:07:44,760
Hentikan!

1241
01:07:44,969 --> 01:07:46,303
Alamak.

1242
01:07:46,429 --> 01:07:48,180
Apa kau nampak?
Pandangan aku terhalang.

1243
01:07:49,056 --> 01:07:50,683
Damien, hentikan!

1244
01:07:52,226 --> 01:07:54,019
Hei, Damien, hentikan!

1245
01:07:54,645 --> 01:07:56,021
Mereka tangkap Speedman.

1246
01:07:56,939 --> 01:07:58,440
Dia dalam bahaya.

1247
01:08:31,014 --> 01:08:32,391
Aku Tran.

1248
01:08:33,225 --> 01:08:35,811
Kau penceroboh
dalam ladang popi aku.

1249
01:08:36,812 --> 01:08:39,898
Kau pegawai antidadah tak guna.

1250
01:08:41,358 --> 01:08:43,276
Adakah skrip ditulis semula...

1251
01:08:44,027 --> 01:08:45,278
yang aku tak tahu?

1252
01:08:51,159 --> 01:08:52,786
Kau mahu mati?

1253
01:08:53,411 --> 01:08:54,954
- Mahu?
- Tak!

1254
01:08:55,080 --> 01:09:00,001
Tolong jangan sakiti aku.

1255
01:09:06,883 --> 01:09:08,218
Ulang kata-kata kau.

1256
01:09:09,219 --> 01:09:11,054
Tolong jangan sakiti aku.

1257
01:09:11,137 --> 01:09:13,306
Tidak.
Macam kau cakap awal tadi.

1258
01:09:13,723 --> 01:09:16,184
Cakap!

1259
01:09:16,267 --> 01:09:20,563
Tolong jangan sakiti aku.

1260
01:09:22,815 --> 01:09:25,151
Kau Simple Jack.

1261
01:09:26,402 --> 01:09:28,071
Dia Simple Jack.

1262
01:09:28,613 --> 01:09:30,323
Dia Simple Jack!

1263
01:09:35,828 --> 01:09:38,873
- Apa?
- Kau Simple Jack.

1264
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,044
Kau tengok <i>Simple Jack</i>?

1265
01:09:43,419 --> 01:09:46,088
Kami suka cerita <i>Simple Jack</i>.

1266
01:09:47,506 --> 01:09:49,300
Kami tak ada banyak
benda mewah di sini.

1267
01:09:49,383 --> 01:09:51,927
Kami cuma ada filem <i>Simple Jack</i>.

1268
01:09:52,011 --> 01:09:55,639
Kau ada dalam bentuk VHS.

1269
01:09:55,848 --> 01:09:57,892
Kami tengok berulang kali.

1270
01:09:57,975 --> 01:10:00,853
Kau patut dapat anugerah Oscar.

1271
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,941
Kalau nak tahu, ia...

1272
01:10:06,442 --> 01:10:09,153
- Hanya untuk dicalonkan...
- Kau dicalonkan?

1273
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,904
Tidak, aku tak dicalonkan.

1274
01:10:10,988 --> 01:10:12,865
Aku kata,
kalau aku dicalonkan...

1275
01:10:12,948 --> 01:10:14,199
pasti dah memadai...

1276
01:10:14,283 --> 01:10:15,576
Tapi pencalonan bersifat politik.

1277
01:10:15,659 --> 01:10:17,369
- Aku harus buat iklan...
- Diam!

1278
01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:19,329
Okey.

1279
01:10:19,746 --> 01:10:24,960
Jadi kau akan bebaskan aku atau...

1280
01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:27,296
Tidak.
Kau akan dijadikan tebusan.

1281
01:10:27,379 --> 01:10:29,298
Kami akan dapat
lebih wang tebusan.

1282
01:10:40,851 --> 01:10:42,310
- Dia sedang bermesyuarat.
- Aku tahu.

1283
01:10:42,394 --> 01:10:44,479
Dalam dua saat dengan aku.

1284
01:10:45,564 --> 01:10:47,399
Aku akan kerjakan kau.

1285
01:10:47,649 --> 01:10:50,068
Kau nak cakap pasal masalah?
Itulah masalah.

1286
01:10:53,863 --> 01:10:55,448
Mahu apa, Peck?

1287
01:10:55,782 --> 01:10:58,326
Apa yang kau mahu, Les?

1288
01:10:58,535 --> 01:10:59,828
Kaca mata?

1289
01:11:00,870 --> 01:11:01,955
Apa?

1290
01:11:02,038 --> 01:11:04,582
Supaya kau dapat baca
kontrak <i>Tropic Thunder</i>...

1291
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:07,127
yang menjamin klien aku,
Tugg Speedman...

1292
01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:11,131
dapat merakam video digital
di lokasi penggambaran?

1293
01:11:15,510 --> 01:11:17,637
Dengar sini.
Aku sedang sibuk.

1294
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,932
Elok kau keluar
sebelum aku belasah kau.

1295
01:11:21,683 --> 01:11:23,017
Bukan kau, Helen.

1296
01:11:23,601 --> 01:11:26,688
Tapi kau akan nahas
kalau tak dapatkan teater itu.

1297
01:11:27,271 --> 01:11:28,606
Bagus.

1298
01:11:29,065 --> 01:11:31,526
Hei, Tugg,
aku pasang pembesar suara.

1299
01:11:31,651 --> 01:11:33,486
Aku bersama Les Grossman.

1300
01:11:33,611 --> 01:11:34,779
Dia nak beritahu kau...

1301
01:11:34,862 --> 01:11:39,534
punca dia lenyapkan klausa TiVo
dari kontrak kau.

1302
01:11:40,326 --> 01:11:42,119
Kami Flaming Dragon.

1303
01:11:42,370 --> 01:11:44,622
Speedman ada bersama kami.

1304
01:11:44,914 --> 01:11:48,334
<i>Beri kami 50 juta untuk dapatkan dia.</i>

1305
01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:50,670
<i>- Kamu akan dapatkan...</i>
- Siapa kau?

1306
01:11:50,836 --> 01:11:53,589
- Mana kau dapat telefon itu?
<i>- Kami Flaming Dragon.</i>

1307
01:11:53,673 --> 01:11:56,008
Kami ada Simple Jack sekarang.

1308
01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,845
Yakah?

1309
01:12:00,387 --> 01:12:02,723
Dengar sini, tak guna.

1310
01:12:02,973 --> 01:12:05,434
Aku tak pernah dengar
pasal agensi kau...

1311
01:12:05,518 --> 01:12:07,561
<i>tapi kalau kau ingat</i>
<i>kau boleh curi klien aku...</i>

1312
01:12:07,645 --> 01:12:10,231
<i>Hantar 50 juta dolar, atau kau</i>
<i>takkan jumpa Simple Jack lagi...</i>

1313
01:12:10,314 --> 01:12:12,066
<i>kerana kami akan bunuh dia.</i>

1314
01:12:12,232 --> 01:12:13,776
Ini Les Grossman.
Siapa kau?

1315
01:12:13,859 --> 01:12:16,111
Ini Flaming Dragon.

1316
01:12:16,236 --> 01:12:18,739
Okey.
Flaming Dragon. Tak guna.

1317
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:21,533
Mula-mula, ambil langkah besar
ke belakang...

1318
01:12:21,784 --> 01:12:24,369
dan pergi main jauh!

1319
01:12:25,370 --> 01:12:28,707
Aku tak pasti penipuan
yang kau cuba buat...

1320
01:12:28,790 --> 01:12:30,626
tapi Asia ialah kawasan aku.

1321
01:12:30,709 --> 01:12:31,960
<i>Lebih baik kau fikir masak-masak.</i>

1322
01:12:32,169 --> 01:12:33,670
<i>Jika tidak, aku akan ke sana...</i>

1323
01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:36,798
dan aku akan letupkan kau.

1324
01:12:37,090 --> 01:12:40,802
Kau terpaksa hubungi PBB
untuk dapatkan perjanjian...

1325
01:12:40,886 --> 01:12:42,721
untuk halang aku
daripada hancurkan kau.

1326
01:12:43,013 --> 01:12:45,390
Aku cakap tentang
hanguskan bumi.

1327
01:12:45,724 --> 01:12:47,309
Aku akan bunuh kau!

1328
01:12:47,559 --> 01:12:49,227
Aku akan hancurkan kau!

1329
01:12:57,235 --> 01:12:58,403
Boleh siasat orang tadi?

1330
01:12:58,486 --> 01:12:59,529
- Ya.
- Lekas.

1331
01:13:13,501 --> 01:13:15,336
{\an5}Kamu semua dah bekerja keras.

1332
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,339
{\an5}Aku beri kamu Simple Jack.

1333
01:13:25,972 --> 01:13:29,309
(Bahasa Asing)

1334
01:13:34,605 --> 01:13:36,858
Kau pakai ini,
macam gigi Simple Jack.

1335
01:13:37,608 --> 01:13:39,277
Okey.

1336
01:13:39,485 --> 01:13:42,113
Aku tahu kau peminat tegar,
itu bagus.

1337
01:13:45,283 --> 01:13:46,659
Pakai gigi itu!

1338
01:13:53,874 --> 01:13:55,418
Sekarang, berlakon.

1339
01:13:55,918 --> 01:13:57,336
Seluruh filem?

1340
01:13:57,628 --> 01:13:59,588
Aku tak boleh.
Aku tak tahu...

1341
01:13:59,714 --> 01:14:02,299
Berlakon kalau kau tak nak mati.

1342
01:14:02,717 --> 01:14:04,385
Monyet tak guna!

1343
01:14:07,096 --> 01:14:08,514
Ayah.

1344
01:14:10,516 --> 01:14:11,934
Jadi lebih dungu.

1345
01:14:13,352 --> 01:14:18,899
Ayah, kenapa ayah buat
saya rasa teruk?

1346
01:14:21,110 --> 01:14:22,486
Kita semua nampak.

1347
01:14:22,569 --> 01:14:25,280
Tugg Speedman akan mati
kalau kita tak bertindak cepat.

1348
01:14:25,364 --> 01:14:27,533
Kita boleh buat sesuatu
dengan balik ke hotel...

1349
01:14:27,616 --> 01:14:28,742
yang bertentangan arah!

1350
01:14:29,034 --> 01:14:30,119
Salah.

1351
01:14:30,744 --> 01:14:32,704
Apa akan berlaku
dalam <i>The Great Escape</i>...

1352
01:14:32,788 --> 01:14:36,500
kalau Steve McQueen
dan rakan-rakannya lari?

1353
01:14:36,667 --> 01:14:38,710
Itulah kisah filem itu.

1354
01:14:38,794 --> 01:14:40,796
Mereka selamatkan diri,
mereka lari.

1355
01:14:40,879 --> 01:14:43,507
Aku cuba bersetuju dengan kau.
Mereka ada buat sesuatu.

1356
01:14:43,590 --> 01:14:44,841
Apa kita patut buat?

1357
01:14:44,925 --> 01:14:46,718
Dia cuci senjata yang tiada peluru.

1358
01:14:46,802 --> 01:14:48,053
Hebat rancangan itu.

1359
01:14:49,012 --> 01:14:53,058
Aku macam budak kecil,
bermain-main apabila gugup.

1360
01:14:56,269 --> 01:14:58,772
Tunggu.

1361
01:14:58,855 --> 01:15:00,315
Aku ada idea.

1362
01:15:00,565 --> 01:15:01,983
Idea ini mungkin tak masuk akal.

1363
01:15:02,067 --> 01:15:03,735
Lebih baik daripada tiada idea.

1364
01:15:04,110 --> 01:15:08,156
Pada 1998, aku berlakon
filem komedi untuk Skinemax.

1365
01:15:08,281 --> 01:15:11,660
- <i>Sex Camp</i>. Ingat?
- Ya.

1366
01:15:12,744 --> 01:15:15,538
Aku dan ahli lain
dari kem orang biasa...

1367
01:15:15,663 --> 01:15:17,957
terpaksa pecah masuk
ke dalam kem gadis berada.

1368
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,793
Jadi kami buat begini.

1369
01:15:20,168 --> 01:15:23,254
Kami bina tarbil daripada
balak dan pakaian dalam.

1370
01:15:23,338 --> 01:15:25,381
Kami ditembak melepasi dinding...

1371
01:15:25,465 --> 01:15:27,091
dan kami turun
dengan payung terjun.

1372
01:15:32,388 --> 01:15:33,431
Dengar sini.

1373
01:15:33,848 --> 01:15:35,767
Kita dah tahu rancangan kita.

1374
01:15:35,850 --> 01:15:37,935
Kau serius?
Aku beri idea bernas.

1375
01:15:38,061 --> 01:15:39,896
Kita buat macam dalam buku...

1376
01:15:39,979 --> 01:15:42,482
Bab 26, "Serangan Air."

1377
01:15:42,648 --> 01:15:44,484
Buku <i>Tropic Thunder</i>.

1378
01:15:45,151 --> 01:15:47,320
Ya, kamu ada baca buku itu?

1379
01:15:48,404 --> 01:15:51,574
Aku ada baca kulit belakang
dan nampak gambar itu.

1380
01:15:52,074 --> 01:15:55,161
Tak apa.
Ia serupa macam dalam skrip.

1381
01:15:55,244 --> 01:15:56,329
Bagus.

1382
01:15:58,289 --> 01:16:00,374
Tentu kamu dah baca skrip, bukan?

1383
01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:03,127
Aku tak baca skrip.
Skrip baca aku.

1384
01:16:04,295 --> 01:16:05,755
Apa maksud kau?

1385
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,548
Apa yang kau baca?

1386
01:16:07,673 --> 01:16:09,550
Cepatlah cakap!

1387
01:16:12,511 --> 01:16:14,555
Okey.
"Serangan Air."

1388
01:16:15,472 --> 01:16:18,309
Osiris dan Fats menyamar
untuk alih perhatian.

1389
01:16:18,434 --> 01:16:20,769
Motown dan Brooklyn
susup masuk dari sungai.

1390
01:16:20,853 --> 01:16:23,856
Ya, tapi mereka tentera terlatih.

1391
01:16:25,107 --> 01:16:26,191
Ya.

1392
01:16:27,192 --> 01:16:28,861
Kita pelakon terlatih.

1393
01:16:30,404 --> 01:16:32,114
Kita harus jadi berani.

1394
01:16:32,364 --> 01:16:34,533
Aku takkan cakap berlapik.

1395
01:16:34,950 --> 01:16:37,619
Ada antara kita
mungkin takkan balik.

1396
01:16:37,786 --> 01:16:39,580
Apa maksud kau?

1397
01:16:39,663 --> 01:16:41,498
Bukan dalam pesawat yang sama?

1398
01:16:43,584 --> 01:16:46,378
Aku dan Alpa memang
dah pakai samaran yang gelap.

1399
01:16:46,461 --> 01:16:48,505
- Jaga mulut, Benson.
- Maaf.

1400
01:16:49,298 --> 01:16:52,217
Kami akan memantau,
kukuhkan rancangan kita.

1401
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,344
Cari kami
kalau kami tak balik dalam 20 minit.

1402
01:16:55,470 --> 01:16:57,472
<i>Kami Flaming Dragon.</i>

1403
01:17:01,184 --> 01:17:02,310
Okey.

1404
01:17:03,395 --> 01:17:04,938
Flaming Dragon...

1405
01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:06,523
pengeluar heroin.

1406
01:17:06,606 --> 01:17:09,693
Mereka antara pedagang dadah
di Asia.

1407
01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:13,071
- Margin keuntungan besar.
- Semua!

1408
01:17:13,154 --> 01:17:16,116
Boleh beritahu saya rancangan kita?

1409
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:17,993
Peck.
Kami boleh uruskan.

1410
01:17:18,076 --> 01:17:20,662
Tolong, jangan ganggu.
Semuanya terkawal.

1411
01:17:20,745 --> 01:17:22,664
Jangan sentuh aku.

1412
01:17:22,789 --> 01:17:24,416
<i>Panggilan Masuk</i>
<i>Tuggernuts</i>

1413
01:17:34,884 --> 01:17:37,428
- Les Grossman.
<i>- Mana wang kami?</i>

1414
01:17:37,512 --> 01:17:39,597
Nilainya sekarang 100 juta!

1415
01:17:39,722 --> 01:17:42,642
Bayar sekarang,
atau Simple Jack akan mati esok.

1416
01:17:42,725 --> 01:17:43,935
Bagus.

1417
01:17:44,102 --> 01:17:45,812
Biar aku catat.

1418
01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:47,397
Seratus juta.

1419
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:50,441
Tunggu.
Aku ada idea lebih bagus.

1420
01:17:50,650 --> 01:17:52,610
Daripada 100 juta...

1421
01:17:52,693 --> 01:17:55,196
apa kata aku bagi kau
harapan palsu?

1422
01:17:55,530 --> 01:17:57,823
<i>Bunuh dia! Buatlah!</i>
<i>Siat kulit dia!</i>

1423
01:17:57,990 --> 01:18:00,117
Suka hatilah!

1424
01:18:00,284 --> 01:18:02,328
Sementara itu, seperti biasa...

1425
01:18:02,411 --> 01:18:03,955
Pergi matilah!

1426
01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:07,750
- Jangan.
- Kita tak berunding dengan pengganas.

1427
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:12,880
Hei, kau dah hilang akal?

1428
01:18:12,963 --> 01:18:14,006
Aku boleh buat dengan lebih baik.

1429
01:18:14,131 --> 01:18:16,258
- Tadi cukup bagus.
- Mereka akan bunuh dia.

1430
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:20,971
Jadi?

1431
01:18:23,098 --> 01:18:24,266
Jadi?

1432
01:18:25,601 --> 01:18:28,228
Dunia ini kejam.

1433
01:18:28,812 --> 01:18:30,272
Perkara begitu boleh berlaku.

1434
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:34,651
Kita akan meratapinya dalam akhbar.

1435
01:18:35,235 --> 01:18:37,780
Buat satu biasiswa atas nama dia.

1436
01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:41,825
Kemudian, maksud aku,
lama selepas itu...

1437
01:18:41,992 --> 01:18:43,619
kita failkan tuntutan insurans.

1438
01:18:43,702 --> 01:18:46,455
Sebaiknya sebelum tahun fiskal.

1439
01:18:46,538 --> 01:18:47,998
Sebenarnya, tuntutan itu saja
akan beri kita...

1440
01:18:48,081 --> 01:18:50,792
lebih daripada kerugian filem itu.

1441
01:18:52,377 --> 01:18:54,421
Kau tak mungkin serius.

1442
01:18:55,464 --> 01:19:00,802
Kau datang ke sini tanpa diundang...

1443
01:19:01,094 --> 01:19:02,596
cuba dapatkan TiVo...

1444
01:19:02,679 --> 01:19:06,850
untuk Lelaki Paling Seksi
nombor empat tahun 1998...

1445
01:19:07,434 --> 01:19:09,811
dan kau tanya kalau aku serius?

1446
01:19:13,565 --> 01:19:14,983
Terimalah hakikat.

1447
01:19:15,442 --> 01:19:19,946
Speedman tak sehebat Scorcher
macam dalam filemnya lagi.

1448
01:19:20,989 --> 01:19:23,867
Speedman ibarat
bintang yang sedang mati...

1449
01:19:23,992 --> 01:19:27,203
bintang gergasi putih
menuju ke lohong hitam.

1450
01:19:27,287 --> 01:19:29,831
Itulah fizik.
Tak dapat dielakkan.

1451
01:19:30,081 --> 01:19:33,126
Kita diberi satu peluang hebat, Peck.

1452
01:19:33,585 --> 01:19:37,255
Alam ini beri kita petunjuk.

1453
01:19:37,422 --> 01:19:39,257
Kita harus ikut petunjuk itu.

1454
01:19:52,228 --> 01:19:54,439
Ini bahagian yang baik, Pecker.

1455
01:19:54,522 --> 01:19:56,607
- Waktu inilah kerja menyeronokkan.
- Ya.

1456
01:19:57,150 --> 01:20:00,778
Kau minta, kau akan dapat.

1457
01:20:01,237 --> 01:20:05,199
Okey.
Mari bekerjasama.

1458
01:20:05,491 --> 01:20:08,828
Aku tahu kau mahu ganjaran itu.

1459
01:20:09,036 --> 01:20:10,913
Di sini kau akan dapat habuan itu.

1460
01:20:11,122 --> 01:20:12,289
Kau beri perhatian?

1461
01:20:12,373 --> 01:20:15,668
Aku akan beri kau G-5.

1462
01:20:15,751 --> 01:20:17,211
Itu cara kau terbang.

1463
01:20:17,294 --> 01:20:20,339
Kau takkan naik pesawat biasa lagi.

1464
01:20:21,257 --> 01:20:22,633
Ya!

1465
01:20:23,092 --> 01:20:24,260
Hebat.

1466
01:20:25,219 --> 01:20:26,387
Hebat.

1467
01:20:27,513 --> 01:20:28,556
Sangat hebat.

1468
01:20:28,973 --> 01:20:30,808
Gerakkannya.

1469
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,810
- Besar.
- Ya.

1470
01:20:36,689 --> 01:20:37,815
Atau...

1471
01:20:38,399 --> 01:20:41,777
kau boleh timbulkan rasa bersalah
dan lihat akibatnya.

1472
01:20:46,698 --> 01:20:48,492
Biar aku cuba fahamkan.

1473
01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:52,663
Kamu mahu aku
biar klien aku selama 15 tahun...

1474
01:20:52,746 --> 01:20:54,164
salah seorang kawan baik aku...

1475
01:20:54,248 --> 01:20:59,503
mati di hutan seorang diri
demi sedikit wang dan sebuah G-5?

1476
01:21:00,045 --> 01:21:01,213
Ya.

1477
01:21:06,093 --> 01:21:08,678
Pesawat G-5?

1478
01:21:10,472 --> 01:21:11,681
Ya.

1479
01:21:12,724 --> 01:21:15,894
Serta wang yang banyak.

1480
01:21:16,686 --> 01:21:19,147
Hebat.

1481
01:21:21,733 --> 01:21:22,984
Ya!

1482
01:21:23,902 --> 01:21:26,905
Mari kita menari.

1483
01:21:29,115 --> 01:21:32,535
Tapi ibu selalu jaga Jack.

1484
01:21:32,869 --> 01:21:36,664
Berapa lama lagi ibu nak tidur
sebelum dia bangun semula?

1485
01:21:36,748 --> 01:21:38,166
Takziah, Jack.

1486
01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:41,169
Dia sudah meninggal dunia.

1487
01:21:41,419 --> 01:21:42,504
Alamak.

1488
01:21:42,921 --> 01:21:44,589
Ingatkan filem itu teruk.

1489
01:21:44,756 --> 01:21:47,884
Dia tidur buat selamanya.

1490
01:21:48,009 --> 01:21:51,262
Dia ikut nasihat aku,
dia kurangkan lakonan terencat.

1491
01:21:51,346 --> 01:21:52,930
Sudah wujud keseimbangan...

1492
01:21:53,014 --> 01:21:54,682
dan penonton dapat menghayatinya.

1493
01:21:55,016 --> 01:21:56,559
Ini ibarat kelas awal teater...

1494
01:21:56,642 --> 01:21:58,811
tapi dia dah harungi kesukaran.

1495
01:21:58,895 --> 01:22:00,062
Dia akan jadi pelakon
dengan bakat semula jadi.

1496
01:22:00,396 --> 01:22:02,356
Meruntuhkan jarak estetik,
kemudian...

1497
01:22:06,235 --> 01:22:07,987
Aku dah cakap aku akan balas.

1498
01:22:10,489 --> 01:22:12,491
Boleh aku minta maaf...

1499
01:22:12,909 --> 01:22:15,328
jika aku ada singgung perasaan kau?

1500
01:22:15,453 --> 01:22:17,747
- Aku hanya terbawa-bawa...
- Dengan sikap teruk kau?

1501
01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:19,081
Rasanya ya.

1502
01:22:19,332 --> 01:22:22,084
Aku tak tahu sebab kau masih
berlakon macam Chicken George.

1503
01:22:22,168 --> 01:22:23,544
- Aku pun tak tahu.
- Aku tak faham.

1504
01:22:23,627 --> 01:22:25,796
- Aku pun tak faham.
- Kau keliru.

1505
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,048
- Aku memang sedikit keliru.
- Ya.

1506
01:22:29,467 --> 01:22:31,093
Tapi adakah kita dah berbaik?

1507
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:32,761
Belum.

1508
01:22:36,432 --> 01:22:37,975
Hei, kawan.

1509
01:22:38,142 --> 01:22:39,852
- Kau macam mana?
- Okey. Kau?

1510
01:22:39,935 --> 01:22:42,021
Kalau kau tak kisah...

1511
01:22:42,146 --> 01:22:44,773
aku rasa nak tunggu di sini
untuk misi itu.

1512
01:22:45,065 --> 01:22:46,650
Tengokkan barang-barang.

1513
01:22:46,734 --> 01:22:48,902
- Bolehkah?
- Apa? Tak boleh.

1514
01:22:49,570 --> 01:22:50,863
Kami perlu awak, Jeff.

1515
01:22:50,946 --> 01:22:52,614
Apa maksud kau?

1516
01:22:52,698 --> 01:22:54,283
Beginilah.

1517
01:22:55,367 --> 01:22:57,786
- Aku harus beritahu sesuatu.
- Okey.

1518
01:22:59,913 --> 01:23:02,541
Kau tahu gula-gula
yang aku makan itu?

1519
01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:04,584
Itu bukan gula-gula.

1520
01:23:05,252 --> 01:23:06,461
Okey?

1521
01:23:06,837 --> 01:23:09,631
- Itu dadah.
- Betul?

1522
01:23:09,715 --> 01:23:12,342
Kalau aku turun ke kem,
habislah aku.

1523
01:23:12,426 --> 01:23:14,428
Aku akan khayal teruk.

1524
01:23:14,594 --> 01:23:17,139
Aku boleh apa-apa saja!

1525
01:23:20,392 --> 01:23:22,060
Kalau kamu mahu
menjayakan misi ini...

1526
01:23:22,143 --> 01:23:24,646
kamu harus ikat aku pada pokok.

1527
01:23:26,064 --> 01:23:27,857
Kau serius?

1528
01:23:28,024 --> 01:23:29,651
Ya, aku serius.
Ikat pada pokok.

1529
01:23:29,818 --> 01:23:31,528
Jangan sesekali buka ikatan...

1530
01:23:31,611 --> 01:23:34,114
sehingga misi selesai,
sehingga ketagihan aku berakhir.

1531
01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:35,782
Aku akan kata,
"Hei, aku dah pulih.

1532
01:23:35,865 --> 01:23:37,575
Aku dah tak ketagih.
Tolong buka ikatan."

1533
01:23:37,659 --> 01:23:40,662
Jangan percaya cakap aku.
Kata-kata aku semua dusta.

1534
01:23:41,037 --> 01:23:42,247
Okey.

1535
01:23:43,206 --> 01:23:45,208
Selamat berpisah, ibu.

1536
01:23:45,416 --> 01:23:48,378
Sekarang ibu boleh
makan ais krim di syurga.

1537
01:23:48,586 --> 01:23:50,171
Saya akan jumpa ibu malam ini...

1538
01:23:50,255 --> 01:23:53,716
waktu saya tidur,
dalam filem kepala saya...

1539
01:23:54,467 --> 01:23:59,430
tapi filem kepala ini
buat mata saya berair.

1540
01:24:08,189 --> 01:24:11,484
Alamak.
Dia kena belasah.

1541
01:24:13,277 --> 01:24:16,113
- Mereka bawa dia pergi.
- Itulah seksaan.

1542
01:24:16,197 --> 01:24:18,991
Okey.
Mereka tahan dia di situ.

1543
01:24:19,158 --> 01:24:21,369
Aku kena fikirkan kostum aku.

1544
01:24:21,452 --> 01:24:22,912
Kau pandai menjahit?

1545
01:24:22,995 --> 01:24:24,038
Ya.

1546
01:24:24,121 --> 01:24:26,123
Seluar Alpa Chino aku
terjual lebih lima juta pasang...

1547
01:24:26,207 --> 01:24:27,458
pada musim bunga di GAP.

1548
01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,251
Aku jahit coraknya sendiri.

1549
01:24:29,335 --> 01:24:30,753
Mari kita pergi.

1550
01:25:02,201 --> 01:25:05,120
Ini Oscar lidi.

1551
01:25:11,001 --> 01:25:13,295
Aku akan panggil kau Half Squat.

1552
01:25:15,213 --> 01:25:17,007
Kau boleh panggil aku...

1553
01:25:18,175 --> 01:25:19,342
ayah.

1554
01:25:42,741 --> 01:25:44,826
Tengoklah bintang-bintang itu.

1555
01:25:46,536 --> 01:25:48,913
Ia buat kita rasa kerdil.

1556
01:25:50,206 --> 01:25:52,834
Ini mungkin kali terakhir
kita tengok bintang-bintang ini.

1557
01:25:53,668 --> 01:25:55,211
Indahnya.

1558
01:25:57,005 --> 01:26:00,216
Malam-malam begini buat kita fikir,
apakah rahsia yang tersembunyi?

1559
01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:02,885
Hei, sesiapa ada
penyembur serangga?

1560
01:26:04,470 --> 01:26:05,596
Jangan abaikan aku!

1561
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:08,850
Bertahanlah.
Kita akan laluinya.

1562
01:26:09,809 --> 01:26:11,769
- Kirk?
- Ya.

1563
01:26:11,936 --> 01:26:14,689
Adakah kau masih bercinta
dengan Jennifer Love Hewitt?

1564
01:26:14,814 --> 01:26:16,232
Aku rasa dia seksi.

1565
01:26:16,315 --> 01:26:19,610
Akhbar cuma buat andaian.

1566
01:26:19,735 --> 01:26:21,862
Hei, aku dah pulih.

1567
01:26:21,946 --> 01:26:24,407
Aku dah tak ketagih.
Lepaskan aku sekarang.

1568
01:26:24,740 --> 01:26:25,992
Aneh, bukan?

1569
01:26:26,158 --> 01:26:29,704
Habiskan 280 hari setahun
di lokasi penggambaran.

1570
01:26:30,329 --> 01:26:33,416
Susah untuk cari gadis
yang mampu bersabar.

1571
01:26:35,167 --> 01:26:37,169
Tiada seorang pun
yang mahu tunggu kita.

1572
01:26:37,253 --> 01:26:39,547
Hei, Radar?
Evans?

1573
01:26:39,672 --> 01:26:40,756
Tidak, aku Kevin.

1574
01:26:40,881 --> 01:26:42,258
Kev, mari ke sini.

1575
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:43,717
Aku tak beritahu kau...

1576
01:26:43,801 --> 01:26:45,094
tapi <i>Fatties: Fart Three</i>
akan buat penggambaran...

1577
01:26:45,177 --> 01:26:48,597
dan ada watak untuk kau
kalau kau lepaskan aku.

1578
01:26:48,722 --> 01:26:51,183
Jeff, kau harus bertahan.

1579
01:26:51,308 --> 01:26:54,311
- Ibu kau pelacur!
- Biar betul!

1580
01:26:55,729 --> 01:26:56,980
Hei, kawan.

1581
01:26:57,356 --> 01:27:00,150
Ingat lagi masa aku kata
ibu kau pelacur?

1582
01:27:00,275 --> 01:27:02,486
Maafkan aku.
Aku tak maksudkannya.

1583
01:27:02,653 --> 01:27:03,821
Dia bukan pelacur.

1584
01:27:03,904 --> 01:27:05,364
Macam mana dengan kau?

1585
01:27:05,656 --> 01:27:07,991
Ada gadis yang menunggu kau
di tempat asal kau?

1586
01:27:08,116 --> 01:27:09,243
Aku?

1587
01:27:09,743 --> 01:27:12,788
Aku tak pernah
ada teman wanita dan...

1588
01:27:13,372 --> 01:27:17,125
Aku harap dapat meniduri gadis
apabila filem ini ditayangkan...

1589
01:27:17,209 --> 01:27:20,003
tapi itu takkan berlaku.

1590
01:27:20,545 --> 01:27:21,963
Bagaimana dengan kau,
Masterblaster?

1591
01:27:22,047 --> 01:27:24,674
Kau ada seseorang yang
kau mahu bersama di AS?

1592
01:27:24,758 --> 01:27:29,179
Kau tanya Alpa Chino?
Dia sentiasa dikelilingi gadis.

1593
01:27:29,554 --> 01:27:30,806
Tak, kau salah faham.

1594
01:27:30,931 --> 01:27:32,682
Aku cakap pasal gadis istimewa.
Jauh bezanya.

1595
01:27:32,766 --> 01:27:33,934
Kau ada?

1596
01:27:34,768 --> 01:27:35,936
Ya.

1597
01:27:37,312 --> 01:27:38,730
Ada.

1598
01:27:39,397 --> 01:27:42,442
Jadi? Apa ceritanya?
Kamu berpacaran atau apa?

1599
01:27:42,734 --> 01:27:43,777
Tidak.

1600
01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:49,449
Maksud aku, aku mahu ajak dia keluar
tapi aku tak berani nak bertanya.

1601
01:27:49,783 --> 01:27:51,534
Ia rumit.

1602
01:27:51,618 --> 01:27:54,037
Tidak!
Ia mudah saja.

1603
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,247
Kau berdiri tegak,
renung matanya...

1604
01:27:56,331 --> 01:27:58,750
dan kau kata,
"Kita berdua akan keluar bersama."

1605
01:27:58,833 --> 01:28:00,293
Habis cerita.

1606
01:28:00,585 --> 01:28:01,753
Siapa nama dia?

1607
01:28:02,086 --> 01:28:03,129
Lance.

1608
01:28:03,296 --> 01:28:05,006
"Dengar sini, Lance..."

1609
01:28:05,965 --> 01:28:07,008
Lance?

1610
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,635
Kau cakap "Lance?"

1611
01:28:09,886 --> 01:28:11,429
- Kau cakap "Lance"?
- Tidak.

1612
01:28:11,596 --> 01:28:13,514
- Bunyi macam "Lance".
- Aku kata Nance.

1613
01:28:13,723 --> 01:28:15,767
- Aku sebut Nance.
- Bunyi macam "Lance."

1614
01:28:15,850 --> 01:28:17,435
Aku Alpa Chino, okey?

1615
01:28:17,643 --> 01:28:19,270
Aku suka perempuan.

1616
01:28:19,395 --> 01:28:21,147
Baring semula dan lihat bintang.

1617
01:28:21,481 --> 01:28:23,733
Masa kau tulis,
"Aku suka perempuan", kau fikirkan...

1618
01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:26,068
sedang berasmara dengan Lance?

1619
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:27,695
Tidaklah! Apa ini?

1620
01:28:28,779 --> 01:28:30,865
Semua orang suka kaum sejenis
sekali sekala.

1621
01:28:30,990 --> 01:28:32,742
Aku bukan homoseksual.

1622
01:28:32,950 --> 01:28:34,035
Baik kita sambung kerja kita.

1623
01:28:34,118 --> 01:28:35,828
- Okey, bertenang.
- Ini merepek.

1624
01:28:35,911 --> 01:28:39,290
Esok hari yang penting.
Kita harus fokus.

1625
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:42,460
Alpa...

1626
01:28:42,710 --> 01:28:46,130
jika kau buka ikatan aku,
aku akan puaskan kau.

1627
01:28:46,380 --> 01:28:49,925
Aku cakap buat kali terakhir,
aku suka perempuan.

1628
01:28:50,885 --> 01:28:53,053
Aku akan belainya dengan baik.

1629
01:28:53,846 --> 01:28:56,598
Pegang erat dan teruskannya.

1630
01:28:56,974 --> 01:28:58,809
Mari ke sini.
Ayuh kita lakukannya.

1631
01:29:05,816 --> 01:29:06,900
Okey, jadi apa rancangan kita?

1632
01:29:06,984 --> 01:29:08,318
Kau akan cakap bahasa Vietnam
dengan mereka?

1633
01:29:08,402 --> 01:29:10,112
Tidak.
Bahasa Mandarin.

1634
01:29:10,195 --> 01:29:11,989
Aku dapat agak bahasa
yang mereka tutur di situ.

1635
01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:13,615
Macam mana kau tahu bahasa Cina?

1636
01:29:13,699 --> 01:29:15,242
"Land of Silk"
dan "Money with Gong Li."

1637
01:29:15,325 --> 01:29:17,119
Anugerah Globe kedua,
dan Oscar ketiga.

1638
01:29:17,286 --> 01:29:18,412
Aku lengkapkan diri
dengan bekerja...

1639
01:29:18,495 --> 01:29:21,206
di kilang tekstil Beijing
selama lapan bulan.

1640
01:29:21,915 --> 01:29:23,542
Itu mungkin kenderaan kita.

1641
01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:41,268
Ikatan ini terlalu ketat.

1642
01:29:41,351 --> 01:29:43,562
Tutup mulut kau,
ikut arahan aku.

1643
01:29:44,271 --> 01:29:46,648
{\an5}Aku datang dengan penuh hormat.

1644
01:29:47,315 --> 01:29:48,358
{\an5}Jangan risau.

1645
01:29:49,109 --> 01:29:50,151
{\an5}Bertenang!

1646
01:29:50,276 --> 01:29:52,862
{\an5}Tunggu dulu.

1647
01:29:53,154 --> 01:29:54,948
{\an5}Aku jumpa orang asing yang jahat...

1648
01:29:55,990 --> 01:29:57,575
{\an5}di sawah aku.

1649
01:29:57,826 --> 01:30:00,537
{\an5}Lihatlah makhluk hina ini!

1650
01:30:11,172 --> 01:30:13,299
Ikatan ini halang
perjalanan darah aku.

1651
01:30:14,759 --> 01:30:16,678
{\an5}Kau tak bernilai!

1652
01:30:16,803 --> 01:30:19,889
{\an5}Ibu aku sembelit!

1653
01:30:19,972 --> 01:30:21,891
{\an5}Aku tak ada masalah menyakiti kau.

1654
01:30:22,183 --> 01:30:24,185
{\an5}Ayah kau tersilap.

1655
01:30:24,727 --> 01:30:25,770
Tak guna.

1656
01:30:26,229 --> 01:30:29,649
{\an5}Aku ada udang untuk anak gadis kau.

1657
01:30:29,774 --> 01:30:30,816
(Bahasa Asing)

1658
01:30:34,946 --> 01:30:37,406
{\an5}Seorang lagi orang asing ditangkap.

1659
01:30:37,615 --> 01:30:39,241
{\an5}Kali ini gemuk.

1660
01:30:40,368 --> 01:30:41,410
(Bahasa Asing)

1661
01:31:06,268 --> 01:31:08,103
{\an5}Tunduk hormat!

1662
01:31:08,395 --> 01:31:10,064
{\an5}Aku tunduk hormat kepada kau,
Raja Semut Kecil!

1663
01:31:10,814 --> 01:31:12,775
{\an5}Mana kau jumpa lelaki gemuk ini?

1664
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:14,193
{\an5}Aku jumpa...

1665
01:31:14,318 --> 01:31:15,611
{\an5}lelaki pucat ini...

1666
01:31:16,028 --> 01:31:19,656
{\an5}mencari makan macam ikan keli
di sawah aku.

1667
01:31:20,115 --> 01:31:22,993
Laz, jangan biar dia turunkan aku.

1668
01:31:27,372 --> 01:31:28,915
Aku benci kau!

1669
01:31:30,792 --> 01:31:31,960
{\an5}Bila kau jumpa dia?

1670
01:31:32,335 --> 01:31:33,503
{\an5}Ya, aku jumpa dia...

1671
01:31:34,921 --> 01:31:36,631
{\an5}malam tadi.

1672
01:31:39,759 --> 01:31:41,011
Okey.

1673
01:31:41,136 --> 01:31:42,804
{\an5}Kau mengetam padi
pada waktu malam?

1674
01:31:43,430 --> 01:31:44,806
Baiklah.

1675
01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:47,267
Itu mungkin pondok
simpanan amunisi.

1676
01:31:47,350 --> 01:31:49,519
Aku akan cari Speedman
di bangunan utama.

1677
01:31:49,603 --> 01:31:52,605
{\an5}Maksud aku, pagi tadi...

1678
01:31:53,565 --> 01:31:55,859
{\an5}maafkan kedangkalan aku.

1679
01:31:56,651 --> 01:31:58,069
{\an5}Kepala aku kurang air...

1680
01:31:58,778 --> 01:32:00,447
{\an5}aku perlu elektrolit...

1681
01:32:01,239 --> 01:32:03,158
{\an5}untuk otak kecil aku
yang sedang...

1682
01:32:04,367 --> 01:32:05,493
{\an5}sembelit.

1683
01:32:06,244 --> 01:32:07,287
{\an5}Diam!

1684
01:32:07,370 --> 01:32:09,998
Aku rasa bahasa Cina kau meraban.

1685
01:32:15,295 --> 01:32:16,713
{\an5}Kenapa kau pakai topeng?

1686
01:32:17,338 --> 01:32:18,756
{\an5}Lebih baik kau tak tahu.

1687
01:32:18,965 --> 01:32:20,008
{\an5}Muka aku...

1688
01:32:20,216 --> 01:32:21,759
{\an5}mirip ikan koi...

1689
01:32:21,843 --> 01:32:23,177
{\an5}disumbat ke dalam...

1690
01:32:23,261 --> 01:32:24,345
{\an5}biskut almond!

1691
01:32:27,765 --> 01:32:29,267
Mari ke sini.

1692
01:32:30,768 --> 01:32:32,395
- Apa kamu buat di sini?
- Tangan dia tak kudung.

1693
01:32:32,478 --> 01:32:34,146
- Dia bunuh Damien.
- Tipu!

1694
01:32:34,939 --> 01:32:37,525
- Dia butakan mata Jamie Lee Curtis.
- Hampir!

1695
01:32:37,608 --> 01:32:40,778
Apa maksud kau?
Damien pijak periuk api lama.

1696
01:32:41,195 --> 01:32:42,488
Bagus.
Syukurlah.

1697
01:32:42,571 --> 01:32:44,907
- Kami nak bebaskan Speedman.
- Dia ada di sini?

1698
01:32:44,991 --> 01:32:47,868
{\an5}Dua tiga kali setahun
aku pergi ke Pasar Petani...

1699
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:49,286
{\an5}Kali ini...

1700
01:32:49,370 --> 01:32:53,749
{\an5}seorang mak nyah goda aku
masuk ke tandas luar...

1701
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:58,587
{\an5}Apabila aku berlalu
selepas buat letupan...

1702
01:32:58,754 --> 01:33:01,590
{\an5}dia curi pipi
dan hampir semua gigi aku!

1703
01:33:01,674 --> 01:33:02,800
{\an5}Diam!

1704
01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:04,468
{\an5}Kau meraban tak tentu hala!

1705
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:06,679
{\an5}Turunkan si gemuk itu untuk diseksa!

1706
01:33:07,429 --> 01:33:09,223
{\an5}Kau boleh balik ke ladang kau!

1707
01:33:12,810 --> 01:33:15,354
Mesti kamu ikut "Serangan Air"
dari buku itu.

1708
01:33:15,646 --> 01:33:16,939
Aku boleh alihkan perhatian.

1709
01:33:17,147 --> 01:33:20,818
Aku ada banyak bahan letupan
untuk letupkan tempat ini.

1710
01:33:25,030 --> 01:33:27,157
{\an5}Terima kasih atas jasa baik tuan!

1711
01:33:28,992 --> 01:33:31,787
{\an5}Aku akan pulang ke ladang popi aku.

1712
01:33:34,831 --> 01:33:35,874
{\an5}Tunggu!

1713
01:33:43,298 --> 01:33:47,636
{\an5}Tadi kau kata sawah padi,
sekarang kau kata ladang popi.

1714
01:33:48,011 --> 01:33:50,972
{\an5}Ya, aku tanam kedua-duanya.

1715
01:33:51,598 --> 01:33:52,641
{\an5}Aku pelbagaikan tanaman.

1716
01:33:55,101 --> 01:33:56,394
{\an5}Di mana ladang kau?

1717
01:34:00,440 --> 01:34:01,483
{\an5}Ladang aku?

1718
01:34:02,192 --> 01:34:05,361
Ya, ladang kau.

1719
01:34:07,655 --> 01:34:09,157
{\an5}Aku tak faham bahasa kau.

1720
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:12,118
{\an5}Di mana ladang kau...

1721
01:34:13,077 --> 01:34:14,537
orang Amerika?

1722
01:34:17,498 --> 01:34:18,750
Ladang aku?

1723
01:34:20,627 --> 01:34:22,086
Alamak.

1724
01:34:22,503 --> 01:34:24,172
Ini ladang aku!

1725
01:34:25,423 --> 01:34:27,925
Hebat!

1726
01:34:31,804 --> 01:34:35,475
Ya!
Rasakan!

1727
01:34:35,850 --> 01:34:37,768
Matilah!

1728
01:34:39,103 --> 01:34:41,189
Aku peladang ganas!

1729
01:34:41,564 --> 01:34:42,773
Ya!

1730
01:34:44,233 --> 01:34:47,486
Ya, tunduk!

1731
01:34:47,570 --> 01:34:49,822
Meniarap!

1732
01:34:49,989 --> 01:34:52,074
Jangan bergerak
kalau tak nak si kecil ini mati.

1733
01:34:52,158 --> 01:34:54,785
Betul, kami yang berkuasa sekarang.

1734
01:34:55,703 --> 01:34:57,747
Tunjuk aku tempat kau
simpan dadah?

1735
01:34:58,414 --> 01:34:59,498
Apa?

1736
01:35:00,416 --> 01:35:01,959
Itu bukan rancangannya!

1737
01:35:02,126 --> 01:35:05,921
Jangan menilai aku!

1738
01:35:07,631 --> 01:35:09,425
Ketagihan dia melampau.

1739
01:35:10,175 --> 01:35:12,261
Hei, kau!

1740
01:35:12,511 --> 01:35:14,138
Tanggal pakaian kau.

1741
01:35:14,847 --> 01:35:16,473
Tanggal pakaian kau!

1742
01:35:16,598 --> 01:35:18,058
Apa kita nak buat?

1743
01:35:18,142 --> 01:35:19,977
Ikut rancangan asal.
Cari Speedman.

1744
01:35:20,060 --> 01:35:22,104
Alpa, kawal mereka.

1745
01:35:22,229 --> 01:35:25,065
Kamu dengar cakap dia.
Jangan bergerak!

1746
01:35:25,899 --> 01:35:27,734
Tak guna.

1747
01:35:27,943 --> 01:35:30,404
- Pintu!
- Satu, dua, tiga.

1748
01:35:43,875 --> 01:35:45,669
Aku jaga atas, kau jaga bawah.

1749
01:35:49,923 --> 01:35:53,885
Meniarap!

1750
01:35:53,969 --> 01:35:57,180
Kalau sesiapa bangun,
aku tembak.

1751
01:35:58,723 --> 01:36:00,183
Lekas.

1752
01:36:00,267 --> 01:36:02,686
- Bom asap.
- Jangan jatuhkannya.

1753
01:36:03,019 --> 01:36:04,145
Nah.

1754
01:36:04,562 --> 01:36:06,940
- Apa ini?
- Aku tak tahu namanya.

1755
01:36:07,148 --> 01:36:09,651
Aku cuma tahu bunyinya
apabila ia menipu.

1756
01:36:09,734 --> 01:36:13,321
Jangan bergerak
kalau kau tak nak kena tembak.

1757
01:36:13,404 --> 01:36:15,949
Aku nak pakai benda ini.
Jangan bergerak.

1758
01:36:16,241 --> 01:36:17,826
Aku masih boleh nampak kau.

1759
01:36:24,207 --> 01:36:25,333
Tugg!

1760
01:36:27,752 --> 01:36:29,003
Tugg?

1761
01:36:31,089 --> 01:36:32,340
Sudah jumpa.

1762
01:36:33,508 --> 01:36:35,760
Cepatlah siap.
Kita nak balik.

1763
01:36:36,427 --> 01:36:37,595
Balik?

1764
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:43,643
Aku buat lima persembahan sehari
untuk penonton tanpa kerusi.

1765
01:36:43,726 --> 01:36:46,521
Kau tak faham lagi?
Inilah tempat aku.

1766
01:36:48,564 --> 01:36:51,359
Okey, kau harus sedar...

1767
01:36:51,734 --> 01:36:53,778
Ini pemberian daripada anak aku.

1768
01:36:54,111 --> 01:36:57,615
- Itu kawan lidi kau?
- Namanya Twigman.

1769
01:36:57,698 --> 01:36:59,825
Dia nak ikut kita?

1770
01:37:19,928 --> 01:37:22,598
Meniarap!

1771
01:37:22,723 --> 01:37:24,266
Mungkin kamu
pernah dengar nama aku.

1772
01:37:24,349 --> 01:37:27,728
Pernah dengar nama
Alpa Chino? Tak?

1773
01:37:27,811 --> 01:37:30,230
<i>Aku suka benda itu, ya.</i>

1774
01:37:30,314 --> 01:37:31,690
Mereka bukan penonton kau.

1775
01:37:31,773 --> 01:37:35,694
Enam VMA.
Dua Anugerah BET.

1776
01:37:36,028 --> 01:37:37,654
Alpa Chino.

1777
01:37:37,821 --> 01:37:44,494
Macam dalam <i>Carlito's Way</i>?

1778
01:37:44,578 --> 01:37:46,204
Hei, cakap bahasa Inggeris.

1779
01:37:46,288 --> 01:37:48,623
Aku tak faham.
Kau cakap apa?

1780
01:37:49,332 --> 01:37:54,087
<i>Devil's Advocate,</i>
<i>Dog Day Afternoon.</i>

1781
01:37:54,254 --> 01:38:00,135
<i>- Cruising, Sea of Love.</i>
- Al Pacino sebenar.

1782
01:38:00,385 --> 01:38:01,428
Sudahlah!

1783
01:38:01,595 --> 01:38:03,263
Itu bukan aku.

1784
01:38:04,472 --> 01:38:07,017
Apa kau nak buat?
Jangan sentuh senapang itu.

1785
01:38:07,309 --> 01:38:08,768
Jangan sentuh!

1786
01:38:08,893 --> 01:38:10,478
Kalau kau sentuh senapang itu...

1787
01:38:15,817 --> 01:38:18,111
- Alamak, mereka serang!
- Mari berlindung!

1788
01:38:52,478 --> 01:38:55,773
- Apa kau buat?
- Aku nak letupkan musuh.

1789
01:39:08,619 --> 01:39:09,829
Lindungi aku, penipu!

1790
01:39:10,830 --> 01:39:11,956
Bom asap!

1791
01:39:18,462 --> 01:39:20,798
Alamak!

1792
01:39:24,426 --> 01:39:25,886
Jeff, jangan!

1793
01:39:26,762 --> 01:39:28,681
Walau apa pun aku buat...

1794
01:39:28,931 --> 01:39:31,892
aku selalu gagal dan tak dihormati.

1795
01:39:31,975 --> 01:39:33,727
Itu tak benar.
Kau tak gagal.

1796
01:39:33,811 --> 01:39:35,979
Kau buat ramai orang ketawa.

1797
01:39:36,063 --> 01:39:38,023
Mereka hanya ketawa
apabila aku buang angin.

1798
01:39:38,398 --> 01:39:40,484
Jeff, kita perlu pergi sekarang.

1799
01:39:40,567 --> 01:39:42,569
Aku berhak terima semua ini!

1800
01:39:44,404 --> 01:39:49,034
(Bahasa Asing)

1801
01:40:02,255 --> 01:40:03,924
Ketawalah sekarang!

1802
01:40:04,049 --> 01:40:07,093
Kelakar!

1803
01:40:09,512 --> 01:40:10,555
Mari kita pergi.

1804
01:40:10,639 --> 01:40:12,307
Kita cuma ada 16 jam
sebelum mereka bangun.

1805
01:40:22,692 --> 01:40:23,735
(Bahasa Asing)

1806
01:40:26,863 --> 01:40:28,364
(Bahasa Asing)

1807
01:40:28,656 --> 01:40:30,116
Nampaknya mereka
memanggil bantuan.

1808
01:40:30,408 --> 01:40:33,453
Mereka akan ke sini
untuk hapuskan kita.

1809
01:40:36,289 --> 01:40:38,708
Di sana.
Okey, kau jaga di sini.

1810
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:42,545
Mari kita pergi.

1811
01:40:43,254 --> 01:40:45,214
Apa tunggu lagi?
Mari kita pergi!

1812
01:40:45,339 --> 01:40:46,966
Dia sedang keliru.

1813
01:40:47,049 --> 01:40:48,676
Aku pernah alaminya
waktu membawa watak...

1814
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:51,137
Neil Armstrong dalam "Moonshot."

1815
01:40:51,220 --> 01:40:53,264
Mereka temui aku
di satu lorong di Burbank...

1816
01:40:53,347 --> 01:40:55,016
cuba masuk semula
ke atmosfera Bumi...

1817
01:40:55,099 --> 01:40:56,642
di dalam peti sejuk lama.

1818
01:40:57,184 --> 01:40:58,394
Dia cakap tentang apa?

1819
01:40:58,477 --> 01:41:00,813
Ayuhlah, kita kena pergi sekarang.

1820
01:41:00,938 --> 01:41:05,609
Sabar!
Bukan mudah untuk sedarkan dia.

1821
01:41:05,985 --> 01:41:07,737
(Bahasa Asing)

1822
01:41:11,115 --> 01:41:13,367
Beri aku penyembur api itu.
Kau pergi hidupkan helikopter.

1823
01:41:13,492 --> 01:41:16,912
- Serahkan kepada aku.
- Tak ada masa. Biar aku yang buat.

1824
01:41:18,330 --> 01:41:20,332
Okey.
Beri cangkuk kau kepada aku.

1825
01:41:20,416 --> 01:41:22,084
Jangan risau,
aku takkan memakainya lagi.

1826
01:41:22,167 --> 01:41:25,087
- Beri sajalah cangkuk itu.
- Okey. Nah.

1827
01:41:25,170 --> 01:41:27,214
Bawa mereka ke helikopter, lekas!

1828
01:41:32,678 --> 01:41:33,846
Sudahlah!

1829
01:41:34,471 --> 01:41:35,764
Peluru palsu.

1830
01:41:36,849 --> 01:41:38,392
{\an5}Bunuh dia!

1831
01:41:39,393 --> 01:41:40,436
Tak guna!

1832
01:41:45,566 --> 01:41:47,859
Rasakan!

1833
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:51,530
Dapatkan kawan-kawan kau!
Bawa mereka ke helikopter!

1834
01:41:51,613 --> 01:41:54,157
Aku akan uruskan mereka!

1835
01:41:55,659 --> 01:41:57,786
Kau akan fokus sekarang
dan ikut cakap aku.

1836
01:41:58,036 --> 01:42:00,122
- "Ini aku, Tugg!"
- Ini aku, Tugg.

1837
01:42:00,205 --> 01:42:01,706
Betul!
Siapa Tugg?

1838
01:42:01,873 --> 01:42:02,999
Siapa Tugg?
Aku tak kenal.

1839
01:42:03,083 --> 01:42:04,751
- Kau siapa?
- Aku?

1840
01:42:04,835 --> 01:42:06,461
Aku kenal diri aku!

1841
01:42:06,545 --> 01:42:09,673
Aku bawa watak seorang lelaki
yang menyamar jadi lelaki lain.

1842
01:42:10,382 --> 01:42:11,466
Apa?

1843
01:42:11,550 --> 01:42:13,677
Kau lelaki yang tak kenal identiti!

1844
01:42:13,802 --> 01:42:16,429
Atau kau lelaki yang
tak kenal dirinya sendiri...

1845
01:42:16,513 --> 01:42:17,973
dan kata dia kenal diri sendiri...

1846
01:42:18,056 --> 01:42:19,349
Apa yang kamu cakapkan?

1847
01:42:19,432 --> 01:42:22,060
- Dengan bawa watak lelaki lain?
- Aku kenal diri aku!

1848
01:42:22,310 --> 01:42:25,105
- Kau takut.
- Tak. Nak takut apa?

1849
01:42:25,188 --> 01:42:27,315
- Atau takut akan siapa?
- Takut akan siapa?

1850
01:42:27,399 --> 01:42:29,067
Lekas!
Kita betul-betul kena pergi!

1851
01:42:29,150 --> 01:42:30,652
Takut pada diri kau.

1852
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:37,742
- Alamak.
- Apa yang berlaku?

1853
01:42:37,825 --> 01:42:39,452
Personalitinya mula muncul.

1854
01:42:39,577 --> 01:42:41,120
Betul kata dia.

1855
01:42:42,622 --> 01:42:44,374
Aku bukan...

1856
01:42:45,458 --> 01:42:47,710
Sarjan Lincoln Osiris.

1857
01:42:51,714 --> 01:42:53,174
Kita kena pergi.

1858
01:42:53,257 --> 01:42:56,928
Aku juga bukan Father O'Malley.

1859
01:42:58,679 --> 01:43:02,266
Mahupun Neil Armstrong.

1860
01:43:09,273 --> 01:43:11,817
Aku rasa aku bukan sesiapa.

1861
01:43:14,070 --> 01:43:17,156
Tahap keyakinan diri kamu
memang tak masuk akal.

1862
01:43:17,990 --> 01:43:19,825
Semua orang ada masalah.

1863
01:43:19,992 --> 01:43:23,370
- Ya, semua orang ada masalah.
- Tolonglah! Kau Kirk Lazarus.

1864
01:43:23,704 --> 01:43:25,623
Aku jadi pelakon kerana kau.

1865
01:43:26,081 --> 01:43:29,668
Aku hafal semua monolog kau
waktu aku di sekolah teater.

1866
01:43:30,544 --> 01:43:32,796
- Yakah?
- Ya. Dengar, Tugg.

1867
01:43:32,880 --> 01:43:35,299
Aku tengok <i>Scorcher I</i>
24 kali waktu di bangku sekolah.

1868
01:43:35,466 --> 01:43:36,550
Filem itu mengagumkan aku!

1869
01:43:36,633 --> 01:43:38,302
Aku ketagih dengan cerita itu.
Kau hebat!

1870
01:43:38,385 --> 01:43:41,138
Ya, <i>Scorcher I</i> bagus.
Mari kita pergi!

1871
01:43:41,597 --> 01:43:45,434
Tugg, kau yang terakhir.

1872
01:43:45,768 --> 01:43:47,603
Kami perlukan kau.
Anggota kau perlukan kau!

1873
01:43:47,686 --> 01:43:49,229
Kau mahu ikut kami?

1874
01:43:53,233 --> 01:43:56,403
- Aku tak kenal diri aku.
- Kita uruskan dia kemudian.

1875
01:43:56,528 --> 01:44:00,282
Mari kita pergi.
Lekas!

1876
01:44:02,159 --> 01:44:04,036
Mari keluar.

1877
01:44:07,873 --> 01:44:10,041
Bagus.
Mari!

1878
01:44:11,751 --> 01:44:13,170
Oh, Tuhan.

1879
01:44:15,130 --> 01:44:18,341
Harap kamu mati kena letupan ini.

1880
01:44:22,470 --> 01:44:24,097
Bertahan!

1881
01:44:30,061 --> 01:44:31,479
Four Leaf!

1882
01:44:36,234 --> 01:44:37,610
Tangan kau tumbuh?

1883
01:44:46,995 --> 01:44:48,913
Musuh guna RPG!

1884
01:44:51,124 --> 01:44:52,875
Kamu nak ke mana?

1885
01:44:58,297 --> 01:45:00,967
Oh, Tuhan.
Aku nak buat katering selepas ini.

1886
01:45:22,863 --> 01:45:24,490
Pinggul aku!

1887
01:45:27,493 --> 01:45:29,286
Pinggul aku!

1888
01:45:30,371 --> 01:45:31,789
Hei!

1889
01:45:31,872 --> 01:45:33,666
Tolong sedar, Tugg!

1890
01:45:33,749 --> 01:45:36,001
Kita harus bawa dia ke helikopter.

1891
01:45:36,085 --> 01:45:37,336
Kau masih tak waras?

1892
01:45:37,461 --> 01:45:40,255
Kita kena bawa Candisky
ke helikopter!

1893
01:45:40,339 --> 01:45:42,049
Nama dia Sandusky.

1894
01:45:43,842 --> 01:45:46,887
- Kevin Sandusky.
- Itu nama aku.

1895
01:45:47,137 --> 01:45:48,806
Kau ingat nama aku.

1896
01:45:48,931 --> 01:45:50,766
Alpa, pergi tolong Cody.

1897
01:45:51,058 --> 01:45:52,976
Portnoy, bawa Sandusky balik
ke helikopter.

1898
01:45:53,101 --> 01:45:54,144
- Lekas!
- Aku bawa dia.

1899
01:45:54,228 --> 01:45:55,479
Cepat!

1900
01:45:56,188 --> 01:45:57,773
Mari keluar dari sini.

1901
01:46:09,576 --> 01:46:11,161
Hei, Leaf.

1902
01:46:11,370 --> 01:46:12,704
- Leaf!
- Ya.

1903
01:46:12,788 --> 01:46:14,748
Tekan pelocok
sebaik mereka melintas jambatan.

1904
01:46:14,831 --> 01:46:15,999
Okey.

1905
01:46:20,212 --> 01:46:22,923
Lekas!
Masuk ke dalam helikopter.

1906
01:46:23,506 --> 01:46:26,635
- Lekas!
- Kirk, tunggu!

1907
01:46:30,055 --> 01:46:32,265
Laz, aku nak letupkan jambatan!

1908
01:46:32,349 --> 01:46:33,558
Kau budak kesan khas?

1909
01:46:33,641 --> 01:46:35,852
- Betul.
- Ya!

1910
01:46:35,935 --> 01:46:37,353
Leaf nak letupkan jambatan.
Mari kita pergi!

1911
01:46:37,437 --> 01:46:40,064
Tak perlu pujuk aku.
Aku nak tinggal di sini.

1912
01:46:40,148 --> 01:46:42,066
- Aku tak boleh biarkan.
- Tak, dengar sini.

1913
01:46:42,150 --> 01:46:44,194
Aku tak gila.
Mereka akan dengar cakap aku.

1914
01:46:44,611 --> 01:46:47,113
Pasti kau rasa pelik tapi
aku boleh berhubung dengan mereka.

1915
01:46:47,197 --> 01:46:49,949
Kau tak boleh ikut musuh!

1916
01:46:50,116 --> 01:46:52,869
- Marilah!
- Aku dah ada anak.

1917
01:46:52,952 --> 01:46:54,120
Si kecil Half Squat.

1918
01:46:54,203 --> 01:46:57,790
- Siapa pula Half Squat?
- Dia anak aku!

1919
01:46:57,874 --> 01:47:00,460
Dia perlukan aku.
Aku harus kembali kepada dia.

1920
01:47:03,629 --> 01:47:05,173
Beritahulah dunia
perkara yang berlaku di sini.

1921
01:47:05,339 --> 01:47:06,757
Apa yang berlaku di sini?

1922
01:47:07,383 --> 01:47:09,677
Entahlah,
tapi kau kena beritahu mereka.

1923
01:47:11,804 --> 01:47:13,222
Aku boleh uruskan mereka.

1924
01:47:13,806 --> 01:47:15,057
Tugg!

1925
01:47:15,725 --> 01:47:19,603
Kau jaga mereka!
Aku uruskan musuh.

1926
01:47:20,563 --> 01:47:22,982
Dia nak ke mana?
Kita akan mati!

1927
01:47:24,316 --> 01:47:27,153
Laz, mari.
Dia nak ikut musuh.

1928
01:47:27,236 --> 01:47:28,446
- Kau ada tangan.
- Ya.

1929
01:47:28,529 --> 01:47:29,572
Kau ada tangan!

1930
01:47:29,655 --> 01:47:31,574
- Lekas!
- Mari!

1931
01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:32,867
- Ayuh!
- Masuk!

1932
01:47:32,950 --> 01:47:34,368
- Lekas!
- Dia tak nak ikut?

1933
01:47:34,451 --> 01:47:37,371
Dia tak nak ikut.
Mari kita pergi!

1934
01:47:41,417 --> 01:47:46,005
Aku silap!
Letupkan jambatan itu!

1935
01:47:51,927 --> 01:47:53,387
Aku boleh letupkan.

1936
01:47:54,096 --> 01:47:55,931
Leaf, jangan!

1937
01:48:39,391 --> 01:48:41,768
Dah berakhir!
Dia dah mati.

1938
01:48:42,227 --> 01:48:44,687
Cody, kita kena pergi.

1939
01:48:46,272 --> 01:48:47,524
Tengok.

1940
01:49:10,129 --> 01:49:11,380
Aku rasa dia dah mati.

1941
01:49:11,464 --> 01:49:12,715
Lindungi aku.

1942
01:49:13,758 --> 01:49:16,719
- Jangan!
- Tunggu, kembali ke sini!

1943
01:49:16,802 --> 01:49:18,596
Macam mana nak lindungi dia?

1944
01:49:22,850 --> 01:49:26,354
Okey, dah tamat.
Mari kita pergi.

1945
01:49:26,437 --> 01:49:28,898
- Kau okey?
- Aku kesejukan.

1946
01:49:29,023 --> 01:49:30,983
Aku tak dapat rasa kaki aku.

1947
01:49:31,108 --> 01:49:32,943
Kaki kau di dalam lopak.
Nampak?

1948
01:49:33,069 --> 01:49:34,111
Ada lopak di situ.

1949
01:49:34,195 --> 01:49:35,488
- Jangan risau.
- Baguslah.

1950
01:49:35,571 --> 01:49:36,864
Kita kena pergi.

1951
01:49:36,947 --> 01:49:39,200
- Kamu datang balik untuk aku.
- Mestilah.

1952
01:49:39,325 --> 01:49:41,702
Hei.
Aku nak kau tahu sesuatu.

1953
01:49:41,785 --> 01:49:42,912
Apa?

1954
01:49:44,163 --> 01:49:45,915
Aku kenal kau.

1955
01:49:47,917 --> 01:49:49,335
Kau sahabat aku.

1956
01:49:52,046 --> 01:49:53,714
Kau saudara aku...

1957
01:49:54,506 --> 01:49:57,426
seorang saudara yang hebat.

1958
01:49:57,509 --> 01:49:58,886
Macam saudara
yang tak ada perasaan marah atau...

1959
01:49:58,969 --> 01:50:01,263
Kau betul-betul menangis.

1960
01:50:02,055 --> 01:50:04,516
- Yakah?
- Kau bakal dapat sanjungan.

1961
01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:07,603
- Biar betul! Cepatlah!
- Okey?

1962
01:50:09,021 --> 01:50:10,772
Berdiri.

1963
01:50:12,399 --> 01:50:14,526
Cepat!

1964
01:50:17,529 --> 01:50:18,989
Masuk!

1965
01:50:19,072 --> 01:50:21,491
Lekas!
Terbang!

1966
01:50:23,535 --> 01:50:26,121
Tugg!
Aku dah dapat!

1967
01:50:28,748 --> 01:50:31,251
- Tugg!
- Rick!

1968
01:50:33,461 --> 01:50:34,504
Apa benda?

1969
01:50:34,629 --> 01:50:36,965
Aku dapatkan kau TiVo!

1970
01:50:37,048 --> 01:50:42,095
Kawan aku mahu TiVo,
kawan aku dapat TiVo!

1971
01:50:47,100 --> 01:50:48,393
Alamak!

1972
01:51:25,096 --> 01:51:26,973
Anugerah Oscar jatuh kepada...

1973
01:51:29,767 --> 01:51:32,436
Bagus!
Tugg Speedman.

1974
01:51:33,771 --> 01:51:36,524
<i>Tropic Blunder:</i>
<i>Kisah Benar Di Sebalik Pembikinan...</i>

1975
01:51:36,607 --> 01:51:39,527
<i>Kisah Perang Sebenar Yang Palsu</i>
<i>Paling Mahal Dalam Sejarah.</i>

1976
01:51:40,778 --> 01:51:41,946
Bagus!

1977
01:52:07,846 --> 01:52:12,184
Lapan anugerah Oscar,
400 juta dolar...

1978
01:52:12,267 --> 01:52:15,020
dan kau selamatkan kerjaya
Tugg Speedman.

1979
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:18,273
Aku tak mampu lakukannya
tanpa kau, Slolom.

1980
01:52:20,525 --> 01:52:21,652
Yakah?

1981
01:52:21,735 --> 01:52:23,779
Tidak, tentulah aku boleh.

1982
01:52:23,862 --> 01:52:25,530
Monyet pun boleh buat kerja kau.

1983
01:52:25,614 --> 01:52:27,783
- Aku...
- Pergi minum sampai mabuk.

1984
01:52:27,866 --> 01:52:29,576
Terima pujian di semua parti itu.

1985
01:52:29,659 --> 01:52:32,120
- Aku takkan buat...
- Aku bergurau.

1986
01:52:32,287 --> 01:52:33,789
- Yakah?
- Ya.

1987
01:52:33,872 --> 01:52:36,041
Kelakar.
Okey, kau bergurau.

1988
01:52:36,124 --> 01:52:37,709
- Kau bergurau. Okey.
- Pergilah berseronok.

1989
01:52:37,792 --> 01:52:39,502
Okey.
Kami akan...

1990
01:52:39,753 --> 01:52:41,588
Okey, terima kasih, Les.
Selamat malam.

1991
01:52:41,671 --> 01:52:44,341
Aku serius,
monyet boleh buat kerja kau.

1992
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Baiklah.
Terima kasih, tuan.