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Sarikata by: Art.rigatou
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Dalam tanah Sparta...
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...bila bayi dilahirkan,
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orang yang lebih tua akan
periksa mereka bagi kecacatan.
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Ah. Kau mama aku?
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Sebab aku sudah
bersedia menyusu.
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Jika ada kecacatan yang mereka jumpa,
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bayi itu akan di tolak.
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Dan jika bayinya...
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...warga Vietnam,
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...Brangelina telah dibahagikan.
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Comel, kan?
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Melihat Leonidas,
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Sparta yang sempurna.
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Daripada usia muda...
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...Leonidas telah diajar untuk berlawan.
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Marilah, budak tak guna!
Marilah!
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Kau tak boleh belasah aku.
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Kau tak akan menjadi Sparta,
tak akan.
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Ambil ini, Nenek!
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Dia diseksa,
diajar untuk tunjukkan tiada kesakitan.
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Beritahu aku, En. Bond...
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...apa nombor akaunnya?
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Siapa En. Bond itu?
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Aku Leonidas.
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Kau menguji kesabaran aku,
Double-Oh.
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Aku bukannya Double...
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Oh!
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Little Miss Sunshine!
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Ini yang lebih baik.
Oh...
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Betul itu.
Ya.
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Tidak, tidak, tidak.
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En. Bond, Aku nak kau
bertemu Kapten Adorable.
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Anjing baik.
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Anjing baik.
Siapa anjing baik?
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Leonidas dihantar ke dalam kehidupan liar...
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...untuk belajar cara-cara hidup.
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Dia berani menghadapi elemen...
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...menahan kelaparan.
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Tiada mayonis?
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Ini mengarut!
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Raksasa itu memerhati Leonidas,
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mata merah bercahaya
seperti api neraka.
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Hei, kau ada kaki gembira.
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Apa yang kau ketawakan,
tak guna?
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Aku mahu menolak
kaki gembira aku dekat punggung retak...
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- ...kau.
- Penguin baik.
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Mana kau mahu pergi, pengecut?
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Aku akan jadikan kau
jalang aku, Leonidas.
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Jilat bebola salji aku.
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Sekarang makan lubang punggung aku.
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Taco Bell itu tak duduk betul.
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Oh, ianya berbau!
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Ha! Tangkap kau dengan mulut terbuka.
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Matilah kau, Leonidas.
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Sampaikan "Salam"
ke Anna Nicole untuk aku.
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Sial! Aku tersekat!
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Oh, ada penguin yang dah kalah!
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Tolong! Tolong!
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Oh! Punggung aku!
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Punggung aku sakit! Oh!
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Kenapa kau mahu lakukan aku seperti itu?
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Marilah, hei, kita boleh berkawan.
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Kita boleh berkerjasama.
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Aku akan hisap kau punya!
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Dan budak
yang tersadai dalam kehidupan liar...
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...kembali menjadi raja!
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Tandatangan payudara aku?
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Dan ianya semulajadi, juga.
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Ya!
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Kahwini aku?
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Apa itu?
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Kombinasi tali pinggang hukuman aku.
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Oh...
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Leonidas!
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Leonidas terbakar.
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Dia mengahwini Margo, dan isterinya
memberi dia anak lelaki yang baik.
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Dan kehidupan dalam tanah
Sparta sangat bagus.
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Ya! Ya! Bagus!
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Terima kasih, ayah.
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Berikan tangan kau.
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Ingat, nak: Pahlawan...
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...perlu belajar ambil pukulan.
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Berlawan dengan kepala kau;
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fikirkan dengan hati kau.
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Hah?
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Berikan dia piledriver, sayang.
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Piledriver?
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Itu anak aku.
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Permaisuriku.
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Tak!
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- Kapten.
- Tak!
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Aku lihat Leonidas sedang membentuk
masa depan raja Sparta...
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...untuk menjadi lelaki.
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Aku masih ingat bila ayah
aku selalu memukul aku.
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Terusan upacara tradisional.
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Tak. Ayah aku kaki minum.
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Ow!
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Utusan Xerxes menuggu, tuanku.
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Selamat berkenalan, Leonidas.
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Selamat berkenalan, utusan.
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Apa itu?
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Apa?
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Kau baru cium aku!
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Itu caranya lelaki Sparta
bersalaman satu sama lain.
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Tepukan tinggi bagi wanita...
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...dan ciuman mainan
lidah bagi lelaki.
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Ooh.
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Aku faham.
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Faham apa?
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Uh... k-kau ada...
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..."masyarakat bebas" disini.
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Ya. Kebebasan.
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Uh, tiada apa yang
salah dengan itu.
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Aku suka lelaki kulit hitam.
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Ya.
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Mari, utusan, jom kita berjalan.
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Xerxes yang hebat sudah
mengambil alih dunia...
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dengan tentera Parsin dia yang besar...
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...dan telah menumpukan perhatiannya
pada penaklukan akhir-
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Sparta.
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Jom kita bercakap
dekat lubang gergasi kematian.
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Baik.
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Xerxes dewa raja yang baik...
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...dan menawarkan...
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...alternatif yang aman
untuk berperang.
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Tiada darah akan
ditumpahkan...
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...jikalau lelaki Sparta
membina piramid dia,
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isteri kau menjadi hamba seks dia...
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...dan anak kau...
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berkerja dekat kedai...
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buat Nike.
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Bunyinya munasabah.
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Aku pasti kau akan...
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...berfikir begitu,
Jawatankuasa Traitoro.
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Beritahu Xerxes...
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...untuk ambil cadangan dia...
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...dan tanamnnya!
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Apa hal?!
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Apa? Dia datang dekat aku!
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Taklah.
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Hei, isteri kau pelacur.
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Ini maksudnya perang!
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Hei, hei, hei, bertenang,
bertenang.
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Uh, kami ada San Francisco...
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...dan Hollywood Barat.
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Kami tak perlukan Sparta.
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Aku akan cuma beritahu Xerxes
ianya "tak pergi. "
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Belasah dia.
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Ini kegilaan!
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Kegilaan?
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Ini Sparta!
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Kenapa kau lakukan begitu?
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Dia menyokongnya.
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Tuanku, dia akan beritahu
Xerxes yang Sparta...
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...bukan untuk mereka,
jadi, apapun yang kau lakukan...
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...jangan tendang dia
ke dalam lubang kematian.
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Berhenti tendang orang
ke dalam lubang kematian. Betul ke!
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# Oh, tidak #
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# Oh, ya #
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# Uh-huh, ya. #
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Aku tak tahu kenapa semua...
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...mesti sentiasa mendapat sokongan
aku untuk segala-galanya.
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Aku dewasa yang bertanggungjawab.
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Tengoklah aku...
aku menyusu bayi aku.
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Kadang-kadang aku suka
bagi dia susu goreng.
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Aku panggilnya susu berbunyi.
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Ianya seperti susu payudara,
tetapi ianya digoreng.
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Dan kau cuma masukkannya dalam mulut kau.
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Dia sukakannya.
Betul tak, nak!
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Aku pembeli yang bijak.
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Aku dapatkan seluruh pakaian ini
dekat lorong dari wanita Mexico.
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# Jualan #
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# Murah #
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# Ya #
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Kenapa kau rasa
aku ini teruk.
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Sial! Aku nampak gila bagi kau?
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Oh...
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...tuhanku!
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Aw, tak guna!
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Terdapat pelangkah aku!
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K-Fed tidak memilikinya, yo.
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K- Fed, kembali pada aku, tolonglah!
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Tolonglah? Aku bagi bawah skirt aku.
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K-Fed pergi, yo.
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# Oh, yeah! #
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#Ah-ah-ah, yeah! #
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# Ooh-ooh-ooh! #
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# Yeah! #
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# Yeah! #
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# Aku bukan gay! #
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Leonidas.
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Ryan Seacrest?
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Apa yang kau rasa dengan tendangan itu?
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Kita lihat apa hakim mahu cakap.
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- Randy?
- Yo, Leo, kawan,
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aku, aku tak rasakan tendangan itu,
kawan.
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Aku tak tahu apa yang terjadi.
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Itu cuma okey bagi aku, kawan.
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- Maksud aku, cuma okey.
- Paula?
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Leonidas...
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...kau...
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...buat aku tersentuh.
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Ka...
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Aku tak...
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Simon?
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Leonidas,
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...aku rasa tendangan itu...
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adalah benar...
mengerikan.
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Oh... Simon...
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Faktanya, aku nampak
tendangan yang lebih bagus...
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...dari keldai geriatrik.
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Oh...
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Dan aku tak bercakap
tentang kau, Paula.
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Maafkan aku, Raja,
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tapi perjalanan anda terhenti di sini.
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Oh, Lantaklah!
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Apa kej?
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Seacrest keluar!
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Kerja yang bagus, tuanku.
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Masanya untuk meminta
nasihat daripada tukang tilik.
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Penilik nasib kuno adalah
penasihat kepada raja.
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Khinzir yang ganjil, perundingan
mereka datang dengan rasuah.
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Oh. Oh, Oxy 10.
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Oh, Neutrogena.
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Ini ada SPF.
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In-Ini perlindungan setiap hari.
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Lihatlah ini.
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Exfoliator dengan alpha hydroxy.
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Ini bagus untuk kau, Glenn.
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Sapukan pada seluruh
muka menjijikkan kau.
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Apa yang kau mahu, Raja Leonidas?
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Tukang tilik kuno,
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aku perlukan petunjuk kau.
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Aku mengumpulkan 300 askar
untuk berperang dengan Parsi.
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Aku akan bawa mereka ke belakang.
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Sini, sini.
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Dan kemudian aku
akan menjangkau...
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...dan aku akan serang
sekali lagi dari depan!
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Apa?!
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Kenapa kau tersengih?!
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Tiada apa.
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Ianya- tia-tiada apa-
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Apa yang kelakar sangat?!
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Lihat, Ini semuanya untuk kau lihat!
246
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,438
Ini formasi perang!
247
00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:17,440
Formasi per-
248
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,635
Itu yang dia panggilnya!
249
00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:22,203
Ini seperti pentas belakang
dekat konsert Elton John!
250
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:23,441
Sudahlah!
Ini tak kelakar!
251
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,005
Ini urusan yang serius!
252
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,312
Tiada Sparta yang pergi berperang...
253
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:30,617
...tanpa meminta nasihat...
254
00:16:30,617 --> 00:16:32,850
...Oracle!
255
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,403
Tukang tilik hanya memilih gadis Sparta...
256
00:16:55,403 --> 00:17:00,544
...yang paling cantik untuk menjadi oracle.
257
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:03,371
Oh-
258
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,085
Ugly Betty?
259
00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:08,558
Dia ada personaliti yang bagus.
260
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,190
Eww!
261
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,630
Aku nampak seperti
Jabba the Hutt.
262
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:16,065
Itu seksi bagi aku.
263
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,604
Oh-
264
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,950
See-nah skah-nah...
265
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:43,290
labwana no-cho dame.
266
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,763
"Pasti, kawanku. "
267
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:53,271
"Selamatkan pasukan sorak...
selamatkan dunia. "
268
00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:56,068
Sebenarnya, aku, aku bukannya adiwira itu.
269
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,234
"Tak guna cakap apa?"
270
00:17:58,234 --> 00:17:59,106
Apa?
271
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,407
"Pencukur dada berkata apa?"
272
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:06,382
Apa?
273
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,381
Dia berjalan ke dalam yang itu.
274
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,651
Apa, apa yang kau mahu cakap?
Aku tak faham.
275
00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:15,989
Pergi berperang dengan Parsi
dan kau pasti akan mati.
276
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,656
Habislah kau, kawan.
277
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,883
Apa?!
278
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,566
Dia seperti patung Ken!
279
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,599
Ianya sejuk!
280
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,590
Tommy Lee?
281
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,297
Shaq?
282
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,434
Borat?
283
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,071
Oakland Raiders?
284
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,377
Kenapa rajaku nampak gusar?
285
00:19:41,377 --> 00:19:44,745
Tak boleh tidur.
286
00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:48,684
Ini tentang Peperangan Thermopylae itu.
287
00:19:48,684 --> 00:19:52,656
Kau masih memikirkan apa yang
dikatakan oleh oracle muda itu?
288
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,990
Hanya seorang wanita
yang kau patut dengar.
289
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,321
Oprah.
290
00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:00,695
Isteri kau?
291
00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:02,859
Betul, betul.
292
00:20:02,859 --> 00:20:05,130
Bagaimana aku akan cuba...
293
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,796
...di mahkamah pendapat umum?
294
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,837
Harry Knowles
dekat "Berita yang tidak gempak"...
295
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:15,471
...cakap yang filem ini
hanya meniru 300.
296
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,018
Walaupun oracle tak
menyokong kau, tapi aku sokong
297
00:20:25,018 --> 00:20:27,388
Dan juga Sparta.
298
00:20:27,388 --> 00:20:29,484
Ini mungkin akan jadi
malam kita bersama.
299
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,154
Kau nak lakukannya?
300
00:20:32,154 --> 00:20:34,131
Seperti yang kita tak pernah lakukan sebelum ini.
301
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,823
...97... 98...
302
00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:03,360
...99...
303
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,986
100!
304
00:21:04,986 --> 00:21:08,123
Pecahkan rekod aku.
305
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,398
Kapten.
306
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:16,736
Tuanku.
307
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,044
Kau dah kumpulkan askar aku yang sedia...
308
00:21:26,044 --> 00:21:28,985
...berjuang sehingga mati
untuk kebebasan Sparta?
309
00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:30,180
Ya, Raja.
310
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,159
Aku mahukan 300.
311
00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:41,995
Ini nampak seperti... kurang.
312
00:21:41,995 --> 00:21:44,001
Mereka inilah satu-satunya yang
memiliki spesifikasi...
313
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:46,003
...ketat kau.
314
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:48,335
"Kuat dengan kedalaman
kulit Mediterranean...
315
00:21:48,335 --> 00:21:49,806
"...badan yang seksi... "
316
00:21:49,806 --> 00:21:51,775
...dan, uh...
317
00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:52,673
Ya?
318
00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:54,006
"...baik dikurniakan."
319
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:58,173
Sedia berjuang untuk kau, tuanku!
320
00:21:58,173 --> 00:22:00,218
Tak pernah mengalah!
Tak pernah menyerah!
321
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,448
Untuk infiniti dan seterusnya!
322
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,751
Dia ada banyak hati, tuanku.
323
00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,487
Dan payudara lelaki yang cantik.
324
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:14,839
Betul.
325
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,932
Mereka ini cukup.
326
00:22:18,932 --> 00:22:22,872
Kau kapten yang bagus, Kapten.
327
00:22:22,872 --> 00:22:26,104
Tetapi kawan yang lebih baik...
tiada
328
00:22:26,104 --> 00:22:27,805
Terima kasih.
329
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,258
Terima kasih.
330
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,129
Tak guna!
331
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:50,401
Dia ada pakej yang besar.
332
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,004
Aku bawakan ayah manisan.
Mak kata ayah suka ianya dibungkus.
333
00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,805
Dia wanita yang baik.
334
00:22:59,805 --> 00:23:01,971
Selamat tinggal, ayah.
335
00:23:01,971 --> 00:23:03,409
Jumpa lagi, anakku.
336
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,412
Perkenalan?
337
00:23:07,412 --> 00:23:09,818
Raja Leonidas,
ini anak aku, Sonio.
338
00:23:09,818 --> 00:23:11,412
Tuanku.
339
00:23:11,412 --> 00:23:13,924
Kenapa dia tak berjuang?
340
00:23:13,924 --> 00:23:15,186
Dia bukannya pahlawan.
341
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:16,454
Dan dia satu-satunya anak aku...
342
00:23:16,454 --> 00:23:18,996
...ditakdirkan untuk teruskan
nama aku.
343
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,190
Apa yang kau rasa?
344
00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:22,910
Lazat.
345
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,427
Teruskan, kakak.
346
00:23:26,427 --> 00:23:28,598
Aku fikir dia bengis.
347
00:23:35,841 --> 00:23:37,176
Dan jika kau tak sukanya,...
348
00:23:37,176 --> 00:23:39,774
...kau boleh cium punggung berlemak aku!
349
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,182
Tahniah, Sonio.
350
00:23:48,182 --> 00:23:50,319
Kau sekarang hampir menjadi "Sparta's...
351
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:51,828
...Next Top Warrior!"
352
00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:04,836
Sparta!
353
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,052
Anakku,
354
00:24:15,052 --> 00:24:17,384
ayah tak akan lupakan kau.
355
00:24:17,384 --> 00:24:19,788
Kau sangat kecil sekarang...
356
00:24:19,788 --> 00:24:23,191
...tapi suatu hari nanti kau
akan membesar dan kuat...
357
00:24:23,191 --> 00:24:24,558
...seperti ayah kau.
358
00:24:24,558 --> 00:24:25,994
Itu bukan anak kau.
359
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,497
Bodoh.
360
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,366
Jaga mak kau.
361
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,505
Terus bertahan, nak.
362
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,388
Kembali dengan pertahanan kau...
363
00:24:51,388 --> 00:24:53,287
...atau di atasnya.
364
00:24:53,287 --> 00:24:56,885
Dan jika aku kembali ke sini,
aku mahu kau teruskan.
365
00:24:56,885 --> 00:24:58,930
Aku tak akan.
366
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:01,090
Jika kau mati,
aku akan cari lain.
367
00:25:01,090 --> 00:25:02,690
Sejujurnya...
368
00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:06,203
...aku selalu mahu bermain
dengan perempuan gemuk.
369
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,601
Mereka dah sedia, tuanku.
370
00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:39,933
Bagus. Kita menuju ke selatan
di Gerbang Panas...
371
00:25:39,933 --> 00:25:42,269
...di mana kita akan
memintas tentera Parsi.
372
00:25:42,269 --> 00:25:43,705
Mana kau nak pergi?
373
00:25:43,705 --> 00:25:46,744
Oracle berkata jika kita pergi
berperang, habislah kita.
374
00:25:46,744 --> 00:25:51,373
Oracle juga berkata bahawa
lukisan pada badan kami nampak palsu.
375
00:25:51,373 --> 00:25:53,314
Tetapi aku mohon berbeza.
376
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,086
Berikan arahan, Kapten.
377
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,757
Sparta! Dalam formasi!
378
00:26:09,163 --> 00:26:12,101
Sparta menuju ke selatan.
379
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,175
Bergerak!
380
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,573
# Oh, no, not I #
381
00:26:25,573 --> 00:26:27,379
# I will survive #
382
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:30,216
# Oh, as long
as I know how to love #
383
00:26:30,216 --> 00:26:32,119
# I know I'll stay alive #
384
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,021
# I've got all my life to live #
385
00:26:34,021 --> 00:26:36,151
# I've got all
my love to give #
386
00:26:36,151 --> 00:26:37,888
#And I'll survive #
387
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,158
# I will survive #
388
00:26:40,158 --> 00:26:42,028
# Hey, hey #
389
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,544
# I'll survive #
390
00:26:54,544 --> 00:26:56,478
# I will survive #
391
00:26:56,478 --> 00:26:58,675
# I will survive! #
392
00:26:58,675 --> 00:27:00,342
# Yeah #
393
00:27:00,342 --> 00:27:01,476
# Ooh... #
394
00:27:01,476 --> 00:27:03,180
Sparta yang berani...
395
00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,950
...sampai ke Gerbang Panas...
396
00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:09,687
di mana bahaya mengintai
di sekeliling setiap sudut.
397
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,394
Berhenti berlalu!
398
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,070
Penat dari pengembaraan,
399
00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:24,040
Spartan mengisi semula
elektrolit mereka.
400
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,915
Gatorade. adakah di dalam kau?
401
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,425
Apa yang kau rasa, tuanku?
402
00:27:42,425 --> 00:27:45,122
Kita akan menggunakan laluan
sempit Gerbang Panas...
403
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,993
...untuk umpan tentera
Parsi ke dalam...
404
00:27:46,993 --> 00:27:50,466
...di mana jumlah mereka yang besar
tak akan dikira untuk di bunuh.
405
00:27:50,466 --> 00:27:53,060
Kapten, adakah mereka menemui
sebarang laluan lain...
406
00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:55,538
...yang tentera Parsi boleh
gunakan untuk menyerang kita?
407
00:27:55,538 --> 00:27:57,040
Tiada, tuan.
408
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,635
Aku tahu satu laluan, tuanku.
409
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,986
Berundur, makhluk yang mengerikan.
410
00:28:09,986 --> 00:28:12,216
Terdapat laluan keinginan rahsia
di atas Gerbang Panas.
411
00:28:12,216 --> 00:28:14,884
Jika tentera Parsi menjumpainya,
mereka boleh mengucar-ngacir kau.
412
00:28:14,884 --> 00:28:16,426
Bertenang, Kapten.
413
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,287
Tunjukkan diri kau, makhluk.
414
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:25,329
Paris Hilton?
415
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,427
Hei, semua.
416
00:28:26,427 --> 00:28:27,994
Apa yang terjadi pada kau?
417
00:28:27,994 --> 00:28:30,564
Oh.
Maksud kau bonggol ini?
418
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,167
Ya. Bonggol itu.
419
00:28:33,167 --> 00:28:35,007
Semuanya,
"Kau masuk ke penjara."
420
00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:36,604
"Sekarang kau keluar penjara."
421
00:28:36,604 --> 00:28:37,978
"Sekarang kau masuk balik penjara."
422
00:28:37,978 --> 00:28:41,314
Masuk keluar, masuk keluar,
masuk keluar, masuk keluar- Ugh.
423
00:28:41,314 --> 00:28:43,081
Ianya sangat mengelirukan.
424
00:28:43,081 --> 00:28:45,213
Maksud aku, malahan Tinkerbell juga
terjejas olehnya.
425
00:28:45,213 --> 00:28:46,655
Dia tak bergerak sejak sabtu.
426
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,625
Tapi dia masih buang najis,
itu yang pelik.
427
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,251
Dan aku,
428
00:28:50,251 --> 00:28:52,956
mereka tukarkan aku jadi ini,
seperti...
429
00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:55,625
...raksasa yang sangat
menakutkan!
430
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,668
Dan aku
tak tahu... oh.
431
00:28:59,761 --> 00:29:01,829
Sekejap.
432
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,268
Hello?
433
00:29:07,268 --> 00:29:08,505
Oh, hei, Nicole.
434
00:29:08,505 --> 00:29:10,514
Tiada apa. Cuma beberapa
lelaki dengan pedang.
435
00:29:10,514 --> 00:29:12,709
Tak, aku bercakap tentang
pedang yang betul, Nicole.
436
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,046
Kau menjijikkan.
437
00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,711
Ya, aku lapar.
Kau makan tak?
438
00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:17,152
Oh, kau makan badam?
439
00:29:17,152 --> 00:29:19,315
Oh, ya, kau dah selesai
makan untuk hari ini.
440
00:29:19,315 --> 00:29:22,325
Baik. Kemudian kita pergi
ke Pinkberry.
441
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:23,553
Selamat tinggal, seksi.
442
00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,157
Dengar,
443
00:29:27,157 --> 00:29:29,666
ianya impian aku untuk
menjadi Sparta.
444
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:35,036
Aku nak berjuang untuk kau,
tuanku.
445
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,545
Apa yang kau boleh lakukan?
446
00:29:41,545 --> 00:29:45,276
Kau dah lihat video aku?
447
00:29:45,276 --> 00:29:48,683
Aku tak suka cara kau
kendalikan lembing itu.
448
00:29:48,683 --> 00:29:51,551
Kau menggenggam batang
dengan tegas.
449
00:29:51,551 --> 00:29:53,750
Kemudian dengan satu
tangan di asas...
450
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,124
...kau meluncur yang lain
sehingga ke hujungnya.
451
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,060
Itu seksi.
452
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:05,759
Maafkan aku,
kami tak boleh gunakan kau.
453
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:08,967
Tidak!
454
00:30:08,967 --> 00:30:11,235
Ini tak adil!
455
00:30:11,235 --> 00:30:12,235
Mak!
456
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:21,349
Kau akan menyesal!
Kau dah lakukan kesilapan yang teruk!
457
00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:26,117
Aku tak bodoh seperti yang aku nampak!
458
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,223
Tolong.
459
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,420
Lihat! Tentera Parsi!
460
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:16,336
Aku adalah utusan kepada
dewa-raja terhebat Xerxes...
461
00:31:16,336 --> 00:31:18,932
...datang untuk terima penyerahan kau.
462
00:31:18,932 --> 00:31:21,205
Oh, kami di sini bukan mahu
menyerah.
463
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,311
Xerxes akan berseronok
jadikan kau hamba dia.
464
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,367
Spartan!
465
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,077
Ayuh bertarung!
466
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,915
Oh, kita akan melompat ke halaman.
467
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,814
Kami Spartan.
468
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,252
Kami menginjak halaman.
469
00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:11,386
Periksa punggung kami.
470
00:32:11,386 --> 00:32:14,090
Ia sangat keras.
471
00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:19,500
Spartan!
472
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,537
Ya!
473
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,667
Parsi!
474
00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:29,804
Ayuh tunjukkan pada mereka
kenapa kita juara negara...
475
00:32:29,804 --> 00:32:31,280
...tiga tahun berturut-turut.
476
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,373
Kau faham?
477
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,848
Oh, tolonglah.
478
00:32:40,848 --> 00:32:43,587
Kami suka memakai serban
dan makan baklava.
479
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,458
Kami suka gadis dengan burka...
480
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,020
...yang melindungi payudara dia.
481
00:32:50,192 --> 00:32:52,634
Parsi, hah!
482
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:56,598
Kau bergurau, kan?
483
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,113
Tolonglah.
484
00:33:29,332 --> 00:33:30,339
Ya!
485
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,892
Oh, sila pergi.
486
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,249
Ya!
487
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,874
Jangan datang ke dapur aku...
488
00:35:14,874 --> 00:35:17,107
...dengan kelemahan itu.
489
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,906
Kau dah kalah!
490
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,788
Kau beritahu aku yang kita kalah?
491
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,023
Buat mereka menari ke curam!
492
00:36:07,023 --> 00:36:08,793
Tiada belas kasihan!
493
00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:10,390
Tolonglah,
boleh tak kita berbincang tentang ini?
494
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:11,958
Yo, aku baru jumpa
mereka di sini.
495
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,968
Malahan aku tak kenal mereka.
496
00:36:12,968 --> 00:36:16,336
Ke depan! Teruskan menari!
497
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,022
- Yang terakhir telur busuk!
- Bebola meriam!
498
00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:38,254
Marco!
499
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:42,816
Polo!
500
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,004
Kita mungkin dah menang pertarungan,
tetapi mereka akan menang peperangan!
501
00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:54,510
Hyah! Apa?
502
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,811
Buttmeister menpersembahkan...
503
00:36:57,811 --> 00:36:59,907
..."Real Men of Genius. "
504
00:37:02,509 --> 00:37:04,020
Hari ini kami tabik kau...
505
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:06,556
...En. Warmongering Latent Homosexual.
506
00:37:10,025 --> 00:37:12,426
Tak memakai apa-apa kecuali
seluar dalam kulit dan mantel...
507
00:37:12,426 --> 00:37:15,522
...kau mengenakan musuh kau seperti
keajaiban botak yang terawat.
508
00:37:18,592 --> 00:37:20,034
Pasti, ianya bahaya-
509
00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:22,072
mengecas badak, gajah penyepit...
510
00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:26,098
...dan lelaki yang mengenakan
baju comel yang bernama Chad.
511
00:37:27,474 --> 00:37:29,240
Kau hanya keluar sekali temujanji...
512
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,541
...tetapi kau akan mengingati...
513
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:32,583
...selamanya,
selamanya...
514
00:37:35,551 --> 00:37:38,714
Naluri minat kau memberitahu kau untuk
memotong, menghiris dan memotong...
515
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,416
...setiap lelaki yang kau lihat.
516
00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:43,119
Tapi cukup tentang karier
kau sebagai penggaya rambut,
517
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:44,923
jom bercakap tentang perang.
518
00:37:47,624 --> 00:37:50,166
Jadi Butt ini untuk kau,
Raja Leonidas...
519
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,065
...kerana apabila keadaan
menjadi sukar...
520
00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:53,797
...yang sukar jadi antik.
521
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,404
Permaisuri Margo...
522
00:38:04,404 --> 00:38:06,507
...kita perlu bercakap.
523
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,382
Loyalist, apa kau mahu?
524
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,524
Cantik tomato.
525
00:38:15,524 --> 00:38:18,153
Suami kau perlukan kau.
526
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,691
Kau perlu yakinkan jawatankuasa...
527
00:38:21,691 --> 00:38:24,166
...untuk menghantar lebih kumpulan
untuk membantu suami kau.
528
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,725
Suami aku dah mati.
529
00:38:25,725 --> 00:38:27,566
Dia beritahu aku untuk teruskan hidup.
530
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,539
Lagipun, aku dah
mendaftar dalam J Date.
531
00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:32,235
Sedikit ke kanan.
532
00:38:32,235 --> 00:38:33,709
Itu dia.
533
00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:36,474
Jika Leonidas gagal,
Xerxes akan ambil alih...
534
00:38:36,474 --> 00:38:39,175
...dan kau akan dilucutkan tahta.
535
00:38:39,175 --> 00:38:41,684
Aku tak akan jadi permaisuri?
536
00:38:41,684 --> 00:38:43,845
Ow! Itu terlalu kuat.
537
00:38:43,845 --> 00:38:45,684
Kau akan hilang segalanya.
538
00:38:45,684 --> 00:38:47,747
Ow! Ooh, berhenti.
539
00:38:47,747 --> 00:38:50,191
Istana kau, Mercedes kau...
540
00:38:51,387 --> 00:38:53,259
- ...Nintendo Wii kau...
541
00:38:53,259 --> 00:38:54,423
Tak, tak, tak, tak, tak.
542
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:58,032
...pakar bedah pembaharuan
faraj kau...
543
00:38:59,364 --> 00:39:00,699
...tukang kebun kau.
544
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,604
Antonio?
545
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,322
Suami aku perlukan aku.
546
00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:24,986
Aku akan lakukan apa saja.
547
00:39:24,986 --> 00:39:26,222
Aku akan tetapkan...
548
00:39:26,222 --> 00:39:28,026
...mesyuarat dengan jawatankuasa.
549
00:39:28,026 --> 00:39:29,999
Tapi jika kau mahu menang undi mereka,
550
00:39:29,999 --> 00:39:32,934
kau perlukan
bantuan Traitoro.
551
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,336
Dia berpengaruh besar...
552
00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:39,171
...dengan jawatankuasa.
553
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:43,139
Pastinya jadi penamat yang gembira.
554
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:55,118
Raja Leonidas!
555
00:39:55,118 --> 00:39:56,784
Xerxes muncul.
556
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,159
Xerxes.
557
00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:02,461
Dia seperti lelaki
gemuk dari Borat.
558
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:11,202
Aku dewa raja Xerxes yang terhebat.
559
00:40:17,779 --> 00:40:19,611
Sekali lagi!
Itu selalu terjadi.
560
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,866
Tak guna!
561
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,737
- Oh, m-maaf, Xerxes.
- Tak mengapa.
562
00:40:46,737 --> 00:40:48,506
Tak mengapa, tenang. Aku okey.
563
00:40:48,506 --> 00:40:50,570
Aku memang mahu lakukan itu.
564
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,247
Oh, sial!
565
00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:54,944
Aku nak cakap, nak,
kau memang berani.
566
00:40:54,944 --> 00:40:56,611
Aku datang ke sini dengan
askar yang besar.
567
00:40:56,611 --> 00:40:58,245
Kami akan belasah kau.
568
00:40:58,245 --> 00:41:00,984
Sebelum pertarungan ini tamat,
569
00:41:00,984 --> 00:41:02,650
semua orang akan tahu...
570
00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:04,751
...yang dewa raja juga boleh jatuh.
571
00:41:04,751 --> 00:41:07,354
Dengar, Leo, aku ke sini
mahu berbincang.
572
00:41:07,354 --> 00:41:09,763
Dengar dulu urus niaga aku.
573
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,830
Gadis!
574
00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:16,338
Hai, Xerxes.
575
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,073
Ah, itu berkemungkinan untuk aku.
576
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,372
Hello?
577
00:41:22,372 --> 00:41:24,038
Betul ke?
578
00:41:24,038 --> 00:41:26,082
Baik.
579
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,345
Itu daripada perbankan.
580
00:41:28,345 --> 00:41:29,613
Dia menawarkan...
581
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:31,712
...untuk beli kembali beg kau...
582
00:41:31,712 --> 00:41:33,882
untuk percutian hujung minggu
untuk dua orang...
583
00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:36,051
...di Las Vegas, Nevada...
584
00:41:36,051 --> 00:41:37,753
...dekat Hotel Palms dan Casino!
585
00:41:39,386 --> 00:41:40,725
Aku selalu mahu ke sana!
586
00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:44,199
Yang kau perlu lakukan
hanyalah tunduk pada aku...
587
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,363
...dan serahkan Sparta.
588
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,033
Setuju...
589
00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:51,597
...atau tidak?
590
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,601
- Setuju!
- Setuju! - Ambil!
591
00:41:54,601 --> 00:41:55,940
Setuju saja!
592
00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:57,605
Kau rasa aku patut?
Tidak!
593
00:41:57,605 --> 00:41:58,841
- Ambil saja!
- Ianya senang.
594
00:41:58,841 --> 00:42:00,144
- Ambil saja!
- Cepatlah!
595
00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:01,616
Bagaimana dengan Sparta?
596
00:42:01,616 --> 00:42:02,709
- Tekan butang itu!
- Cepatlah!
597
00:42:02,709 --> 00:42:04,754
Ambil saja! Ambil!
598
00:42:04,754 --> 00:42:06,619
- Ambil!
- Ambil saja!
599
00:42:06,619 --> 00:42:07,782
Tekan butang itu!
600
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,489
Ambil!
601
00:42:10,489 --> 00:42:11,449
Tidak setuju!
602
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,764
Oh, hebat!
603
00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:18,063
Bila masa aku selesaikan dengan kau,
604
00:42:18,063 --> 00:42:20,103
Sparta akan dihapuskan.
605
00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:22,798
Ia akan menjadi seolah-olah
kau tak pernah wujud.
606
00:42:22,798 --> 00:42:24,602
Aku akan melihat bahawa kau...
607
00:42:24,602 --> 00:42:26,165
...ditulis keluar
daripada buku sejarah.
608
00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:30,947
Tak mengapa bagi aku, Xerxes,
609
00:42:30,947 --> 00:42:33,483
kerana aku tak boleh membaca.
610
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,020
Xerxes tak mengambil
penolakan dengan baik.
611
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:42,183
Dari setiap sudut empayarnya...
612
00:42:42,183 --> 00:42:45,422
...dia menghantar pahlawan-pahlawan
yang paling jahat untuk berperang.
613
00:42:45,422 --> 00:42:47,896
Mak kau sangat ghetto,
bila dia menyusu...
614
00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:49,933
...Kool-Aid yang keluar!
615
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,601
Mak kau sangat bodoh,
dia ingatkan Tupac Shakur...
616
00:42:59,601 --> 00:43:01,645
...cuti yahudi!
617
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,512
Kenakan dia, Dilio!
618
00:43:10,512 --> 00:43:14,024
Mak kau sangat gemuk,
saiz seluar dia, um, um, um...
619
00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:15,854
..."Jalang, kurangkan berat badan"!
620
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:18,956
Mak kau sangat maskulin...
621
00:43:18,956 --> 00:43:21,054
...Rosie O'Donnell juga tak mahu
bertemujanji dengan dia.
622
00:43:21,054 --> 00:43:23,725
Uh-uh! Tak, kau tak!
Tak, kau tak!
623
00:43:23,725 --> 00:43:25,132
Tak, kau tak!
624
00:43:25,132 --> 00:43:28,228
Puting mak kau
lebih kecil dari kau.
625
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,472
Goyangkan D pada jalang itu!
626
00:43:33,472 --> 00:43:36,138
Mak kau sangat gemuk,
Tuan Mix-A-lot putuskan...
627
00:43:36,138 --> 00:43:37,908
...yang dia tak sukakan punggung besar!
628
00:43:37,908 --> 00:43:40,382
Dan dia tak menipu!
Cium itu!
629
00:43:43,644 --> 00:43:45,188
Oh, mata aku!
630
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,651
Ke tepi.
631
00:43:48,651 --> 00:43:50,023
- Suka, tak?
- Duduk.
632
00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:55,327
Yo, mak kau sangat gemuk,
bila dia kentut,
633
00:43:55,327 --> 00:43:57,959
Al Gore menuduh dia
pemanasan global.
634
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,601
Baguskan lagi!
635
00:44:01,601 --> 00:44:05,472
Ya, itu mungkin halnya,
tetapi mak kau sangat berbulu,
636
00:44:05,472 --> 00:44:07,373
bahasa yang hanya dia berkomunikasi...
637
00:44:07,373 --> 00:44:09,071
...adalah Wookiee!
638
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,712
Itu dia!
639
00:44:14,712 --> 00:44:17,676
Mak kau-
640
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,016
Ya!
641
00:44:22,016 --> 00:44:23,753
Selamat tinggal!
642
00:44:23,753 --> 00:44:25,419
Kembali ke hud!
643
00:44:25,419 --> 00:44:28,897
Xerxes melihat pahlawannya
dikalahkan.
644
00:44:28,897 --> 00:44:32,629
Ia menghantar kesejukan
ke seluruh tulang belakangnya.
645
00:44:32,629 --> 00:44:35,638
Atau mungkin
ianya Dentyne Ice...
646
00:44:35,638 --> 00:44:37,401
..dengan kristal pudina yang sejuk.
647
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:48,779
Loyalist kata kau mahu
berjumpa aku.
648
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:52,283
Itu ujian air kencing aku.
649
00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:55,989
Rasa seperti asparagus.
650
00:44:55,989 --> 00:44:57,823
Leonidas perlukan lebih askar.
651
00:44:57,823 --> 00:45:02,559
Tanpa bantuan,
Sparta akan jatuh dan-
652
00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,471
Aku akan lakukan apa saja...
653
00:45:13,471 --> 00:45:16,104
...untuk suami aku.
654
00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:17,841
Apa saja?
655
00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:23,844
Mengagumkan!
656
00:45:23,844 --> 00:45:25,479
Aku nak berasmara!
657
00:45:25,479 --> 00:45:28,024
Selamat tinggal, teruna.
658
00:45:28,024 --> 00:45:30,356
Aku janji pada kau,
kau tak akan nikmati ini.
659
00:45:30,356 --> 00:45:33,089
Tetapi aku menderita
ejakulasi pra-
660
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,869
Tak mengapa,
aku ada "ketam".
661
00:46:09,598 --> 00:46:12,863
Mengkhianati Spartan kesayangan kau-
662
00:46:16,705 --> 00:46:18,639
Cantik.
663
00:46:20,075 --> 00:46:23,511
Dan aku akan memberikan
apa sahaja yang kau inginkan.
664
00:46:23,511 --> 00:46:25,103
Itu seksi.
665
00:46:25,103 --> 00:46:26,977
Tunduk pada aku.
666
00:46:29,184 --> 00:46:31,448
Tunduk pada raja dewa terhebat,
667
00:46:31,448 --> 00:46:33,181
Xerxes.
668
00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:34,847
Aku ini Hilton.
669
00:46:34,847 --> 00:46:36,447
Aku tak tunduk.
670
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:39,259
Tetapi aku bengkok.
671
00:46:39,259 --> 00:46:41,455
Ah, bagus.
672
00:46:41,455 --> 00:46:44,363
Terdapat jalan keinginan rahsia
ke Gerbang Panas.
673
00:46:44,363 --> 00:46:47,664
Kau boleh gunakan itu
untuk mengalahkan Leonidas.
674
00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:53,103
Dan apa yang kau inginkan?
675
00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:55,336
Aku mahu rekod aku dibuang.
676
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,175
Oh, dan aku mahukan
beg Chanel baru.
677
00:46:59,848 --> 00:47:01,008
Terima kasih.
678
00:47:01,008 --> 00:47:03,813
Aku mahu membuang
masa untuk berseronok.
679
00:47:03,813 --> 00:47:06,480
Kau ada sesuatu mahu katakan,
katakanlah- Aku ada sesuatu mahu lakukan.
680
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,614
Apa dia?
681
00:47:08,614 --> 00:47:09,988
Aku tak ing-
682
00:47:09,988 --> 00:47:11,788
Oh, tuhan, ya.
683
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:13,657
Aku nak bonggol ini dibuang.
684
00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:31,604
Cuma lakukannya? Ianya sangat
berat dan susah mahu bersihkan.
685
00:47:31,604 --> 00:47:32,854
Baiklah.
686
00:47:49,264 --> 00:47:51,198
Selagi Xerxes tak menjumpai...
687
00:47:51,198 --> 00:47:53,564
...laluan rahsia ke Gerbang Panas,...
688
00:47:54,937 --> 00:47:57,735
...jumlahnya yang besar tak
akan dikira untuk dibunuh.
689
00:47:59,341 --> 00:48:00,774
Tuanku!
690
00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,845
Ambil nafas dulu.
691
00:48:04,845 --> 00:48:06,744
Campuran vanila.
692
00:48:06,744 --> 00:48:09,113
Apa dia, nak?
693
00:48:11,553 --> 00:48:14,021
Xerxes telah menjumpai
jalan keninginan rahsia...
694
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:15,181
...melalui Gerbang Panas.
695
00:48:15,181 --> 00:48:16,281
Aw, sial!
696
00:48:16,281 --> 00:48:18,656
Tak guna Paris Hilton itu.
697
00:48:18,656 --> 00:48:20,592
Aku bencikan dia.
698
00:48:20,592 --> 00:48:22,152
Dia mengerahkan ribuan
askar Parsi...
699
00:48:22,152 --> 00:48:23,493
...yang akan sampai bila-bila saja.
700
00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:29,897
Dilio...
701
00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,331
Terukkah kecederaan kau?
702
00:48:34,331 --> 00:48:37,641
Oh, ianya, uh- ianya
cuma calar, tuanku.
703
00:48:42,151 --> 00:48:43,482
Kau tiada mata.
704
00:48:43,482 --> 00:48:45,952
Tuhan memberi aku
mata tambahan.
705
00:48:45,952 --> 00:48:47,613
Tak, ianya tak.
706
00:48:47,613 --> 00:48:49,418
Kau cuma ada dua.
707
00:48:49,418 --> 00:48:51,425
Jeremy ada tambahan.
708
00:48:56,198 --> 00:48:58,723
Aku masih boleh bertarung!
709
00:49:00,536 --> 00:49:01,468
Whoa! Tidak!
710
00:49:01,468 --> 00:49:03,061
Dilio! Dilio!
711
00:49:03,061 --> 00:49:07,165
Di- Dilio! Dilio! Dilio.
712
00:49:07,165 --> 00:49:08,641
Ayuh berjalan sama.
713
00:49:10,312 --> 00:49:12,303
Tak. Tak. Tak.
714
00:49:15,551 --> 00:49:18,384
Nasib kau adalah
yang paling penting.
715
00:49:18,384 --> 00:49:23,585
Kau perlu kembali ke Sparta...
716
00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:25,092
...dan ceritakan kisah kita.
717
00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:27,321
Ya, tuanku.
718
00:49:27,321 --> 00:49:29,626
Ada utusan dari permaisuri?
719
00:49:42,444 --> 00:49:44,503
Tiada apa yang mahu diutuskan.
720
00:49:45,914 --> 00:49:47,677
Pergi sekarang, Dilio.
721
00:49:47,677 --> 00:49:50,946
Beritahu bagaimana 13 orang Spartan
berjuang untuk kehormatan...
722
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:54,011
...untuk kemuliaan...
untuk kebebasan!
723
00:49:55,457 --> 00:49:58,017
Semoga berjaya, Dilio.
724
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:17,670
Spartan!
725
00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:26,545
Ini peluang terakhir kau.
726
00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:29,716
Tunduk pada aku atau kau akan mati.
727
00:50:29,716 --> 00:50:33,124
Aku tak tunduk pada siapa-siapa!
728
00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,863
Melutut.
729
00:50:39,863 --> 00:50:41,061
Tidak!
730
00:50:41,061 --> 00:50:43,730
- Salam rasmi wanita.
- Cukup!
731
00:50:46,408 --> 00:50:48,069
Sandal kau tak diikat.
732
00:50:48,069 --> 00:50:50,703
Oh...
terima kasih banyak-banyak.
733
00:50:50,703 --> 00:50:52,371
Nampak?
Susah sangat ke?
734
00:50:52,371 --> 00:50:54,347
Tak, tunggu, tak!
735
00:50:54,347 --> 00:50:56,748
- Tak, aku tak menunduk.
- Tak, tak, tak.
736
00:50:56,748 --> 00:50:58,012
Aku cuma ikat tali tadi!
737
00:50:58,012 --> 00:51:00,418
Tak, kau mengakui aku
sebagai dewa-raja kau.
738
00:51:00,418 --> 00:51:01,353
Tepuk tinggi!
739
00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:06,259
Apa?
740
00:51:08,764 --> 00:51:10,595
Apa yang lucu sangat?
741
00:51:10,595 --> 00:51:12,429
- Kau!
- Aku?
742
00:51:12,429 --> 00:51:14,196
Kau menyapa seperti wanita.
743
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,294
Kalian yang bodoh
memakai buaian pisang...
744
00:51:16,294 --> 00:51:17,497
...dan kau ketawakan aku?
745
00:51:17,497 --> 00:51:19,063
Sekarang kau dah buat aku marah.
746
00:51:19,063 --> 00:51:20,369
Aku akan panggil semua orang.
747
00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:23,138
Hello. Mana kau?
748
00:51:23,138 --> 00:51:24,439
Aku tahu di mana aku.
749
00:51:24,439 --> 00:51:26,276
Bawa tentera aku yang besar.
750
00:51:26,276 --> 00:51:27,440
Kau 13...
751
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,040
...orang bodoh tak setanding...
752
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,709
...untuk tentera Parsi aku
yang besar.
753
00:51:30,709 --> 00:51:32,515
Mereka dalam berjuta!
754
00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:39,626
Itu cuma skrin biru.
755
00:51:39,626 --> 00:51:41,094
Bodoh.
756
00:51:41,094 --> 00:51:43,097
Itu efek visual.
757
00:51:43,097 --> 00:51:45,030
Ia akan dimasukkan secara
digital kemudian.
758
00:51:45,030 --> 00:51:48,035
Dan tentera sangat mengagumkan,
seperti yang kau boleh bayangkan.
759
00:51:54,743 --> 00:51:56,404
Tuan-tuan, aku persembahkan...
760
00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:58,844
...Permaisuri Margo.
761
00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:26,498
Cepatlah, sayang.
Aku dah lama menunggu.
762
00:52:28,744 --> 00:52:31,542
Amaran ereksi.
Amaran ereksi.
763
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,478
Okey, semua,
buatkan hujan!
764
00:52:52,034 --> 00:52:54,730
Jawatankuasa yang baik...
765
00:52:54,730 --> 00:52:56,236
...aku mohon maaf.
766
00:52:56,236 --> 00:53:01,332
Raja kau, suami aku,
perlukan pertolongan kau.
767
00:53:01,332 --> 00:53:03,139
Sparta akan jatuh...
768
00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:06,510
...jika kau tak setuju untuk
menghantar lebihan askar kita.
769
00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:21,162
Tuan-tuan, Satu-satunya
harapan untuk hidup...
770
00:53:21,162 --> 00:53:23,959
...adalah menyerah pada Xerxes
dan merayu kemaafan dia.
771
00:53:23,959 --> 00:53:28,230
Jangan terpengaruh dengan
kata-kata yang biasa ini...
772
00:53:28,230 --> 00:53:30,396
...dengan jangkitan yang
ada pada kemaluan dia.
773
00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:34,903
Oh, tak, kau tak.
774
00:53:34,903 --> 00:53:37,035
Ya. Ya, betul.
775
00:53:42,317 --> 00:53:46,083
Permaisuri Margo melancarkan
kemarahan yang berbisa...
776
00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:52,153
...lebih seperti Tobey Maguire
dalam Spider-Man 3.
777
00:54:01,703 --> 00:54:03,068
Aku orang jahat.
778
00:54:08,844 --> 00:54:09,868
Diperbuat dari pasir.
779
00:54:26,495 --> 00:54:27,359
Oh, tidak.
780
00:54:36,571 --> 00:54:38,266
Oh... comelnya.
781
00:54:38,266 --> 00:54:38,986
Menjijikkan.
782
00:54:51,753 --> 00:54:53,812
Apa itu?
783
00:54:55,015 --> 00:54:58,025
Oh, tuhan!
Oh! Oh, tuhanku.
784
00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:03,491
Suka aku sekarang, Sandman?
785
00:55:03,491 --> 00:55:05,157
Oh, tidak.
786
00:55:07,369 --> 00:55:09,530
Hampagas sial! Tidak!
787
00:55:13,642 --> 00:55:14,392
Tidak!
788
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,857
Geletek puting
aku dengan bulu.
789
00:55:33,857 --> 00:55:36,523
Xerxes di dalam lima
bahagian teratas Traitoro.
790
00:55:36,523 --> 00:55:38,589
Mengeluh, menggerutu,
menggerutu-
791
00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:41,101
Traitoro adalah...
pengkhianat (traitor)?
792
00:55:41,101 --> 00:55:42,101
Ya!
793
00:55:43,939 --> 00:55:44,997
Semua memihak...
794
00:55:44,997 --> 00:55:47,541
...menghantar lebih banyak tentera...
cakap ya.
795
00:55:47,541 --> 00:55:52,342
Ya! Ya! Ya!
Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya-
796
00:56:15,437 --> 00:56:16,734
Spartan!
797
00:56:20,008 --> 00:56:21,441
Kita dah dikepung.
798
00:56:21,441 --> 00:56:23,636
Jatuhkan senjata kau!
799
00:56:23,636 --> 00:56:25,543
Ke sini dan dapatkannya!
800
00:56:25,543 --> 00:56:27,275
Formasi!
801
00:56:34,915 --> 00:56:38,426
Spartan sentiasa melindungi
belakang lelaki lain.
802
00:56:43,498 --> 00:56:45,227
Betulkan pedang kau, nak.
803
00:56:45,227 --> 00:56:46,824
Ianya mencucuk ke dalam belakang aku.
804
00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:51,002
Tapi aku dah pegang pedang aku.
805
00:56:53,808 --> 00:56:55,002
Jadi bawanya.
806
00:56:55,002 --> 00:56:56,907
Anakku.
807
00:56:56,907 --> 00:57:01,745
Hari ini...
kamu Spartan yang sejati.
808
00:57:01,745 --> 00:57:02,805
Terima kasih, ayah.
809
00:57:05,186 --> 00:57:06,153
Serang!
810
00:57:09,524 --> 00:57:11,685
Tenang, Spartan!
811
00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:24,098
Ingat ini, semua!
812
00:57:24,098 --> 00:57:27,369
Kerana hari ini adalah hari kau mati!
813
00:57:27,369 --> 00:57:30,002
- Hah?
- Apa? Hah?
814
00:57:30,002 --> 00:57:30,830
Apa?
815
00:57:30,830 --> 00:57:32,836
Maksud aku mereka mati.
816
00:57:32,836 --> 00:57:35,712
Hari ini adalah hari mereka mati-
itu yang aku mahu katakan.
817
00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:39,779
Pergi!
818
00:57:54,069 --> 00:57:56,469
Oh, beberapa orang yang bodoh.
819
00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:00,998
Tuhan, itu bijak.
820
00:58:00,998 --> 00:58:03,909
Aku akan belasah kau!
821
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,997
Ghost Rider!
822
00:59:37,372 --> 00:59:39,932
Kau akan ke neraka.
823
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:53,853
Berhenti, jatuh dan guling!
824
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:19,830
Tidak!
825
01:00:21,449 --> 01:00:23,542
Yo, Sonio.
826
01:00:25,286 --> 01:00:27,049
Aku akan belasah kau
sampai mati.
827
01:00:27,049 --> 01:00:28,953
Oh, sial.
828
01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:31,990
Sonio!
829
01:00:43,905 --> 01:00:47,534
Kau akan terimanya, Balboa.
830
01:00:47,534 --> 01:00:48,576
Teruskan.
831
01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:55,982
Lampin dewasa?
832
01:01:22,744 --> 01:01:23,644
Terlebih... botox.
833
01:01:35,857 --> 01:01:36,857
Ya!
834
01:01:39,327 --> 01:01:41,227
Ya!
835
01:01:44,299 --> 01:01:45,425
Ya!
836
01:01:49,938 --> 01:01:51,701
Ya!
837
01:01:55,843 --> 01:01:56,683
Xerxes!
838
01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:11,756
Ianya- kematian yang cantik.
839
01:02:14,329 --> 01:02:16,229
Ianya tak begitu menawan.
840
01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:19,957
Sial!
841
01:03:27,435 --> 01:03:30,700
Cukup dari keganasan permainan
video tanpa sebab ini!
842
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:02,862
Kiub Transformer!
843
01:04:11,946 --> 01:04:14,847
Baik, akung, jom berubah.
844
01:04:48,783 --> 01:04:51,718
Aku... Xerxestron...
845
01:04:51,718 --> 01:04:55,813
dilengkapi dengan teknologi
alien yang canggih.
846
01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:02,557
Tinggalkan Britney sendirian!
847
01:05:02,557 --> 01:05:04,393
Dialah dewa-raja.
848
01:05:04,393 --> 01:05:06,558
Tolonglah-
849
01:05:13,141 --> 01:05:16,133
Tinggalkan dia sendirian!
850
01:05:16,133 --> 01:05:18,269
Dia juga manusia!
851
01:05:18,269 --> 01:05:20,746
Oh, oh, bukan ini.
852
01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:31,387
Leonidas betul dengan kata-katanya.
853
01:05:31,387 --> 01:05:33,757
Dewa raja juga jatuh.
854
01:05:33,757 --> 01:05:36,888
Tapi malangnya, betul-betul pada mereka.
855
01:05:57,218 --> 01:05:59,015
Aku- Aku- Aku cuma-
856
01:06:06,687 --> 01:06:08,285
Permaisuri Margo.
857
01:06:08,285 --> 01:06:09,829
Ya.
858
01:06:33,654 --> 01:06:36,054
Leonidas dan Spartan...
859
01:06:36,054 --> 01:06:38,091
...mati untuk maruah,
860
01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:39,291
untuk kemuliaan.
861
01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,896
Mereka mati dengan indah
862
01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:55,070
Hari ini... kita berdiri menentang
30,000 tentera Parsi.
863
01:06:56,477 --> 01:07:00,413
Tapi sekarang kita ada
100,000 askar!
864
01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:04,610
Untuk kemenangan!
865
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:17,797
Ikut aku, semua.
866
01:07:17,797 --> 01:07:20,425
Aku tak tahu.
867
01:07:20,425 --> 01:07:24,403
Dengan demikian, Dilio secara membuta tuli
mengetuai orang Sparta...
868
01:07:24,403 --> 01:07:26,463
...jauh daripada tentera Parsi...
869
01:07:26,463 --> 01:07:29,237
...ke Malibu...
870
01:07:29,237 --> 01:07:33,371
...sama seperti Lindsay Lohan telah
meninggalkan pemulihan... sekali lagi.
871
01:07:47,128 --> 01:07:49,221
# At first I was afraid #
872
01:07:49,221 --> 01:07:51,390
# I was petrified #
873
01:07:51,390 --> 01:07:55,401
# Kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side #
874
01:07:55,401 --> 01:07:57,596
# But then I spent
so many nights #
875
01:07:57,596 --> 01:07:59,663
# Thinking how
you did me wrong #
876
01:07:59,663 --> 01:08:01,332
# And I grew strong #
877
01:08:01,332 --> 01:08:03,673
# And I learned
how to get along #
878
01:08:03,673 --> 01:08:05,405
# And so you're back #
879
01:08:05,405 --> 01:08:07,208
# From outer space #
880
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,613
# I just walked in
to find you here #
881
01:08:09,613 --> 01:08:11,743
# With that sad look
upon your face #
882
01:08:11,743 --> 01:08:13,753
# I should have changed
my stupid lock #
883
01:08:13,753 --> 01:08:16,016
# I should have made
you leave your key #
884
01:08:16,016 --> 01:08:18,149
# If I had known
for just one second #
885
01:08:18,149 --> 01:08:19,988
# You'd be back to bother me #
886
01:08:19,988 --> 01:08:21,824
# Go on, now go #
887
01:08:21,824 --> 01:08:23,659
# Walk out the door #
888
01:08:23,659 --> 01:08:25,995
# Just turn around now #
889
01:08:25,995 --> 01:08:28,592
# 'Cause you're
not welcome anymore #
890
01:08:28,592 --> 01:08:29,829
# Weren't you the one #
891
01:08:29,829 --> 01:08:32,338
# Who tried to hurt me
with good-bye? #
892
01:08:32,338 --> 01:08:34,306
# Did you think I'd crumble? #
893
01:08:34,306 --> 01:08:36,309
# Did you think
I'd lay down and die? #
894
01:08:36,309 --> 01:08:38,311
# Oh, no, not I #
895
01:08:38,311 --> 01:08:40,176
# I will survive #
896
01:08:40,176 --> 01:08:43,148
# Oh, as long
as I know how to love #
897
01:08:43,148 --> 01:08:45,048
# I know I'll stay alive #
898
01:08:45,048 --> 01:08:46,950
# I've got all my life to live #
899
01:08:46,950 --> 01:08:48,818
# I've got all my love to give #
900
01:08:48,818 --> 01:08:50,618
# And I'll survive #
901
01:08:50,618 --> 01:08:52,352
# I will survive #
902
01:08:52,352 --> 01:08:55,190
# Hey, hey #
903
01:09:07,775 --> 01:09:09,072
Apa khabar?!
904
01:09:09,072 --> 01:09:11,703
# Ha-ha! It took all
the strength I had #
905
01:09:11,703 --> 01:09:13,474
# Not to fall apart, dawg! #
906
01:09:13,474 --> 01:09:17,506
# Kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart #
907
01:09:17,506 --> 01:09:19,746
# And I spent,
oh, so many nights #
908
01:09:19,746 --> 01:09:22,015
# Just feeling sorry for myself #
909
01:09:22,015 --> 01:09:23,522
# I used to cry #
910
01:09:23,522 --> 01:09:26,253
# But now I hold
my head up high #
911
01:09:26,253 --> 01:09:27,817
# And you see me #
912
01:09:27,817 --> 01:09:29,362
# Somebody new #
913
01:09:29,362 --> 01:09:32,558
# I'm not that chained-up
little person #
914
01:09:32,558 --> 01:09:34,328
# Still in love with you #
915
01:09:34,328 --> 01:09:36,666
Itu "Britney," jalang.
916
01:09:38,939 --> 01:09:42,067
# And so you felt
like dropping in #
917
01:09:42,067 --> 01:09:44,043
# And just expect me
to be free #
918
01:09:44,043 --> 01:09:46,136
# Now I'm saving all my lovin' #
919
01:09:46,136 --> 01:09:48,044
# For someone who's lovin' me #
920
01:09:48,044 --> 01:09:51,380
# Go, come on, now, uh! #
921
01:09:53,354 --> 01:09:55,288
# Britney's in the house,
where my babies at? #
922
01:09:55,288 --> 01:09:56,948
# Ah, like this #
923
01:09:56,948 --> 01:09:58,355
# Go, now, go #
924
01:09:58,355 --> 01:10:00,326
# Walk out the door #
925
01:10:00,326 --> 01:10:02,453
# Just turn around now #
926
01:10:02,453 --> 01:10:04,930
# 'Cause you're
not welcome anymore #
927
01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:06,967
# Weren't you the one #
928
01:10:06,967 --> 01:10:08,831
# Who tried to hurt me
with good-bye? #
929
01:10:08,831 --> 01:10:10,564
# Did you think I'd crumble? #
930
01:10:10,564 --> 01:10:12,731
# Did you think
I'd lay down and die? #
931
01:10:12,731 --> 01:10:13,865
# Oh, no, not I #
932
01:10:13,865 --> 01:10:16,774
# I will survive #
933
01:10:16,774 --> 01:10:19,938
# Oh, as long
as I know how to love #
934
01:10:19,938 --> 01:10:21,379
# I know I'll stay alive #
935
01:10:21,379 --> 01:10:23,280
# I've got all my life to live #
936
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,648
# I've got all my love to give #
937
01:10:25,648 --> 01:10:27,813
- # And I'll survive #
- Begitulah!
938
01:10:27,813 --> 01:10:29,412
# I will survive #
939
01:10:29,412 --> 01:10:31,583
# Hey, hey! #
940
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:37,000
[Masih ada babak lagi]
941
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:43,000
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942
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:50,000
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943
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944
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:07,000
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945
01:12:33,781 --> 01:12:36,716
Apabila Spartan membunuh...
946
01:12:36,716 --> 01:12:38,752
...walaupun Leonidas percaya...
947
01:12:38,752 --> 01:12:41,185
...kemenangan adalah
milik mereka.
948
01:12:41,185 --> 01:12:43,223
Kemenangan adalah
milik kita, semua!
949
01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:48,260
Mari kita meraikan!
950
01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:51,196
Malam ini, kita makan...
951
01:12:51,196 --> 01:12:53,062
...di Hooter!
952
01:12:59,006 --> 01:13:00,633
Makan dari mereka...
953
01:13:00,633 --> 01:13:02,300
...segalanya!
954
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:03,809
Dan tip mereka...
955
01:13:03,809 --> 01:13:05,277
...tiada apa!
956
01:13:05,277 --> 01:13:07,246
Ya! Ya!
957
01:13:07,246 --> 01:13:09,282
Ia dua barang satu
harga hari selasa.
958
01:13:09,282 --> 01:13:11,409
Ya!
959
01:13:11,409 --> 01:13:12,975
Ayuhlah!
- Tak! Whoa!
960
01:13:15,222 --> 01:13:17,417
Oh, bukankah itu manis.
961
01:13:24,230 --> 01:13:25,993
Itu anakku.
962
01:13:27,301 --> 01:13:29,064
Mana kau fikir kau
nak pergi?
963
01:13:29,064 --> 01:13:31,297
Pengecut.
964
01:13:33,274 --> 01:13:35,242
Tak! Tak!
965
01:13:39,813 --> 01:13:40,677
Itu saja.
966
01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:42,147
Ya.
967
01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:56,357
Jika kau boleh elak bola golf,
kau boleh elak pedang.
968
01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,255
Ha! Ayah terlepas.
969
01:14:02,102 --> 01:14:04,536
Dia boleh mengecewakan
kita sekarang, rajaku.
970
01:14:08,309 --> 01:14:09,640
Semua!
971
01:14:14,048 --> 01:14:16,539
Kita menghadapi kematian tertentu.
972
01:14:16,539 --> 01:14:18,676
Ceri.
973
01:14:18,676 --> 01:14:19,396
Tetapi...
974
01:14:20,688 --> 01:14:23,452
...jenaka ke atas mereka,
kerana mereka tak tahu...
975
01:14:23,452 --> 01:14:26,823
...yang mati dalam pertempuran
adalah kehormatan terbesar...
976
01:14:26,823 --> 01:14:28,953
...untuk mana-mana Spartan!
977
01:14:34,101 --> 01:14:37,502
Tuhan, itu rancangan yang teruk.
978
01:14:37,502 --> 01:14:39,869
Lihat, Leonidas...
979
01:14:39,869 --> 01:14:41,805
...perang bukanlah jawapannya.
Heh-heh.
980
01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:44,376
Percaya aku,
aku tahu.
981
01:14:44,376 --> 01:14:47,005
Tak! Peranglah jawapannya!
982
01:14:58,325 --> 01:15:00,054
Di mana aku?
983
01:15:03,497 --> 01:15:06,523
Spidey, kau dipecat.
984
01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,738
Hai.
Apa khabar, Leonidas?
985
01:15:19,738 --> 01:15:21,075
Ellen.
986
01:15:21,075 --> 01:15:22,638
Dengar, aku tak tahu
kenapa kau sangat kecewa.
987
01:15:22,638 --> 01:15:24,445
Kau nampak hebat.
Kau tahu, mantel itu hebat.
988
01:15:24,445 --> 01:15:25,610
Suka... lampin itu.
989
01:15:25,610 --> 01:15:26,812
A- Aku pakai sesuatu yang sangat sama...
990
01:15:26,812 --> 01:15:28,047
...untuk Portia pada
malam Jumaat.
991
01:15:28,047 --> 01:15:29,282
Kami semakin lincah.
992
01:15:29,282 --> 01:15:31,347
Hai, Leonidas.
993
01:15:31,347 --> 01:15:34,053
Wah, adakah panas di sini?
994
01:15:34,053 --> 01:15:37,256
Okey, Portia, Portia,
wanita, wanita, wanita.
995
01:15:37,256 --> 01:15:39,060
Wanita, kau suka
wanita.
996
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:40,259
Aku dapat melihat dengan-
997
01:15:40,259 --> 01:15:41,892
reaksi kau,
kau tak gembira.
998
01:15:41,892 --> 01:15:44,961
Ia reaksi yang sama sesiapa sahaja
yang pergi melihat En. Salah mempunyai.
999
01:15:44,961 --> 01:15:47,405
Uh, ayuh bermain permainan-
mungkin kita boleh bermain permainan.
1000
01:15:47,405 --> 01:15:48,634
Bagaimana dengan
"Siapa yang bersin?"
1001
01:15:48,634 --> 01:15:49,733
Ia permainan yang
sangat mudah.
1002
01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:51,243
Kita tutup mata kita
dan seseorang bersin...
1003
01:15:51,243 --> 01:15:52,744
...dan kau teka siapa.
1004
01:15:52,744 --> 01:15:54,940
Jika ianya kau, kau menang- kerana
jelas, kau tahu.
1005
01:15:54,940 --> 01:15:56,039
Dengar, bertenanglah.
1006
01:15:56,039 --> 01:15:57,777
Ayuh menari, boleh?
Ayuhlah.
1007
01:15:57,777 --> 01:16:00,342
Itu betul.
Oh, kawan.
1008
01:16:00,342 --> 01:16:01,718
Okey.
1009
01:16:01,718 --> 01:16:03,120
Itu dia, kau
mendapat sambutan hangat.
1010
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,750
- Kau tahu, belakang dan sebagainya-
- tak, aku tak boleh lakukannya!
1011
01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:08,717
Mak kau sangat hodoh, jika dia...
1012
01:16:08,717 --> 01:16:10,593
...dalam kumpulan Spice Girls,
namanya akan menjadi...
1013
01:16:10,593 --> 01:16:12,996
...Dookie Spice!
1014
01:16:12,996 --> 01:16:14,728
Doo-doo!
1015
01:16:14,728 --> 01:16:16,599
Leonidas.
1016
01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:20,598
Kau harus mencuba Scientology.
1017
01:16:20,598 --> 01:16:22,505
Aku akan bebaskan Katie.
1018
01:16:24,178 --> 01:16:25,167
Ya!
1019
01:16:25,167 --> 01:16:26,974
Aku terpaksa membeli sejuta
dan satu kilat...
1020
01:16:26,974 --> 01:16:28,776
...dengan duit aku sendiri,
dan aku terpaksa membeli-
1021
01:16:28,776 --> 01:16:31,317
Aku meletakkan mereka
dengan tangan, Simon...
1022
01:16:31,317 --> 01:16:35,253
...dan reputasi aku adalah semua yang
aku ada, dan untuk kau duduk di sini...
1023
01:16:35,253 --> 01:16:37,950
...memberitahu aku
bahawa aku tak bigak-
1024
01:16:37,950 --> 01:16:39,788
bi-
bahawa aku tak biga-
1025
01:16:39,788 --> 01:16:41,418
- Biar aku mulakan semula.
- Bijak. Ya.
1026
01:16:41,418 --> 01:16:42,655
- Tunggu.
- Bijak. Ya.
1027
01:16:42,655 --> 01:16:44,594
Aku melihat ke mana-mana.
1028
01:16:44,594 --> 01:16:46,724
Tidakkah kau benci apabila kau berada
dalam kapal terbang, kau tahu...
1029
01:16:46,724 --> 01:16:48,893
...dan kapten, seperti,
"Jika anda melihat keluar tingkap...
1030
01:16:48,893 --> 01:16:50,766
...ke kiri anda, anda akan
melihat kapal terbang lain"?
1031
01:16:50,766 --> 01:16:52,703
Adakah aku betul?
Lihat apa yang aku bicarakan?
1032
01:16:52,703 --> 01:16:54,104
Kapal terbang lain?
Betul kan?
1033
01:16:54,104 --> 01:16:55,664
Jangan benci apabila kau
berada di pasar raya...
1034
01:16:55,664 --> 01:16:57,107
...kau tahu, dan kau
berada di lorong tiga.
1035
01:16:57,107 --> 01:16:58,474
Dan, seperti,
"Bersihkan di lorong tiga."
1036
01:16:58,474 --> 01:17:00,035
Kau tahu? Dan kau, seperti,
"Apa aku buat di sini?"
1037
01:17:00,035 --> 01:17:01,513
Aku di lorong tiga, hah?
Betul kan?
1038
01:17:01,513 --> 01:17:04,016
Kalian peminat aku, kan?
Kalian sayangkan aku, kan?
1039
01:17:04,016 --> 01:17:05,551
Siapa yang menonton
Employee of the Month?
1040
01:17:05,551 --> 01:17:07,018
Okey, itu hebat.
1041
01:17:07,018 --> 01:17:08,315
Betul? Ya,
apa khabar, Leonidas?
1042
01:17:08,315 --> 01:17:10,185
Super fingers pada kau.
1043
01:17:10,185 --> 01:17:11,224
Tak.
1044
01:17:12,726 --> 01:17:13,818
Super fingers...
1045
01:17:13,818 --> 01:17:15,691
pada kau, Dane Cook!
1046
01:17:17,231 --> 01:17:19,722
Ini adalah metafora
untuk kerjaya aku.
1047
01:17:19,722 --> 01:17:21,062
Kau keluar pada
muka MySpace aku.
1048
01:17:21,062 --> 01:17:23,103
Aku memang berumur 42.
1049
01:17:25,772 --> 01:17:27,069
Maaf, aku tak dengar
apa kau kata...
1050
01:17:27,069 --> 01:17:28,438
...kerana
aku tak memahami kau...
1051
01:17:28,438 --> 01:17:30,204
...kerana kau bercakap seperti ini.
1052
01:17:30,204 --> 01:17:32,575
Mak kau seperti
pemabuk selekeh...
1053
01:17:32,575 --> 01:17:35,046
...aku ingatkan dia
David Hasselhoff.
1054
01:17:35,046 --> 01:17:37,140
Ya!
1055
01:17:38,952 --> 01:17:40,385
Dari Knight Rider.
1056
01:17:40,385 --> 01:17:41,580
Dinaladas, buat-
1057
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:43,145
Dot- Dingalidas,
Dingalidas...
1058
01:17:43,145 --> 01:17:45,157
Dingledangle, buat...
1059
01:17:45,157 --> 01:17:48,217
skuat kaki, kemudian
kau akan menjadi bintang...
1060
01:17:48,217 --> 01:17:49,887
....kau akan menjadi bintang.
1061
01:17:52,499 --> 01:17:56,663
Episod terakhir Sopranos
paling mengecewakan.
1062
01:17:56,663 --> 01:17:59,763
Maksud aku, adakah Tony dibunuh
atau hidup atau apa?
1063
01:18:03,577 --> 01:18:05,670
Apa yang berlaku di Vegas...
1064
01:18:05,670 --> 01:18:08,271
...kekal di Vegas.
1065
01:18:08,271 --> 01:18:12,682
Kau cuma- Kau terus lakukan
perkara yang kau lakukan...
1066
01:18:12,682 --> 01:18:16,086
...kerana... lakukan
perkara yang kau lakukan.
1067
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:22,000
[Masih ada babak di akhir kredit]
1068
01:26:11,631 --> 01:26:13,861
Apabila kau ditekan,
membunuh semudah...
1069
01:26:13,861 --> 01:26:15,061
...menari.