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Disarikatakan oleh: Mohammad Izzat Adzhar
https://www.facebook.com/subbers
--Mac 15 2014 // Kedah--
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Terdapat banyak tempat
di mana kita boleh mulakan...
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...bab seterusnya kisah
si legenda Ron Burgundy.
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Ini salah satunya.
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Tetapi, kita takkan
mulakan cerita kita di sini.
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Cerita kita bermula di tempat
yang semua pemberita impikan.
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Di Kota New York.
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Ron Burgundy!
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Perempuan itu ada punggung
macam raksasa Loch Ness.
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Sangat misteri
dan wajib diburu.
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Ron, awak tak nak
cakap apa-apa pada dia?
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Bila awak ada punggung
yang menarik,...
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...lelaki bijak akan terpesona.
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Ia adalah zaman sebelum
telefon bimbit dan steriod.
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Bagi Ron dan juga
isterinya Veronica,...
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...kehidupan mereka bahagia.
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Dada pari-pari gigi
yang terdedah...
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...buat kanak-kanak
tak selesa.
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Paderi memakai...
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...seluar dalam ke bat mitzvah.
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Bat mitzvah.
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Tukang kebun ada
anu yang besar.
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Tukang kebun ada
anu yang besar.
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Corningstone.
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Oh! Oh, tidak! Oh, tidak!
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Mereka datang ikut
pintu belakang! Oh, tidak!
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Oh, tidak!
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Paut anak-anak!
Selamatkan anak-anak!
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Lima, empat...
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Bersiaran baik-baik.
-Awak juga, sayang.
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Ini edisi hujung minggu
WBC News Jam 6:30.
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Saya Ron Burgundy.
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Dan saya Veronica
Corningstone.
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Berita utama malam ini.
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Persatuan Bangsa Bersatu
hari ini mengumumkan...
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Bila siaran tamat,...
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...hantar mereka ke
pejabat saya.
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Masa untuk perubahan.
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Khabar angin mengatakan
selepas 35 tahun,...
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...Mack Tannen terfikir
untuk mengundurkan diri.
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Betul tu.
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Awak rasa mungkin kita...
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...akan berjaya dapat slot
Nightly News, Ron?
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Saya yakin itu yang
akan terjadi.
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Itu yang akan berlaku, kan?
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Saya sangat teruja.
-Ya, saya nampak.
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Pandang saya.
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Saya gelak macam
orang terencat.
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Memang.
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Berhenti gelak sebelum
kita sampai sana.
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Jangan gelak macam tu
bila sampai sana, sayang.
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En. Tannen,
awak satu inspirasi.
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Saya dah buat berita malam
selama 35 tahun.
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Kerja awak sangat bagus, tuan.
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Tugas yang sukar!
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Saya dah lalui 4 orang isteri.
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Saya ada 6 atau 7 orang anak
yang saya tak ada masa...
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...nak beritahu
saya sayang mereka.
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Jujurnya, mereka kurang
kasih sayang.
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Dan saya bunuh 4 orang
lelaki di Okinawa.
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Perang Dunia Kedua.
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Itu baru 2 minggu lepas.
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Maksudnya,...
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...ini tugas yang
sangat berat.
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Ya.
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Tapi, saya yakin kamu...
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...ada apa yang diperlukan.
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Izinkan saya memandang kamu.
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Salahkah kalau saya
kata bau awak sangat wangi?
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Ron, tolong!
-Okey.
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Awak asal mana?
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Finland?
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Peliknya, saya 100%
orang Mexico.
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Dari kawasan Oaxaca.
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Awak tipu, sayang.
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Helo, tuan.
Jantung saya berdebar.
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Terus terang, ini sangat menyeramkan
dan sangat luar biasa.
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Awak sukakan cendermata?
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Maaf.
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Baik.
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Kita akan cipta sejarah dalam
dunia rangkaian Berita.
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Veronica.
-Ya?
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Kamu bakal ditabal sebagai
pemberita wanita pertama tunggal...
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...membaca Berita keseorangan.
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Oh, tuhan!
-Saya dah agak.
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Dan kamu,
En. Burgundy...
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Saya pula akan jadi pemberita
paling unggul dalam sejarah.
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En. Burgundy.
-Ya?
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Kamu dipecat.
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Sekali lagi?
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Dipecat.
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Kamu pemberita paling
teruk...
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...saya pernah jumpa.
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Tapi apa salah saya?
Berikan contoh.
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Tentera Korea tertembak di DMZ!
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Oh. Maafkan saya.
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Mereka tulis dalam
huruf besar,...
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...saya ingatkan saya
perlu menengking.
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President Parter...
Ah, sial!
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Maaf, President Carter,...
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...akan memberi ucapan
pada perjumpaan hari Selasa.
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Tony, aku mencarut?
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Biar betul? Sial!
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Maksud aku, sial. Tembak!
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Pemimpin kumpulan
Hak Awam dipuji...
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Kau nampak tu?
Tepat pada lensa!
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Semua, saya minta maaf.
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Saya berpegang pada
prinsip antarabangsa saya...
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...dan kamu tak patut
dengar bahasa sebegitu, okey?
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Saya lalui hari yang malang.
Fuck-stick!
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Saya faham keadaan ini rumit,
kamu suami isteri,...
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...jadi buatlah keputusan
malam ini.
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Saya larang awak!
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Awak larang saya?
Siapa awak? Julius Caesar?
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Siapa pula Julius Caesar?
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Awak tahu saya tak tahu
pasal Liga N.B.A.
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Saya simpati semua ini
terjadi, Ron,...
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...tapi awak dan saya
sehati sejiwa, sayang.
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Bila perkara baik terjadi
pada saya,...
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...ia juga terjadi pada awak.
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Itu mengarut!
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Perkara baik cuma
terjadi pada awak saja!
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Awak...! Diam.
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Mak?
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Maafkan saya,
En. and Pn. Burgundy.
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Dia tak nak tidur.
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Aduh, Lupita, apa kerja awak?
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Makan nachos?
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Mak? Ayah? Kenapa bergaduh?
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Mak sentuh rambut ayah lagi?
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Walter, apa kata kamu pergi tidur?
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Mak dan ayah sedang berbincang.
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Tidak! Dia mesti dengar.
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Dia dah 6 tahun.
Dia dah matang.
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Walter, dengar sini.
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Hidup bukan kisah dongeng.
HIdup bukannya mengenai...
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...memanjat tali
dan terbang sana-sini.
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Hidup ini rumit.
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Apa kamu nak jadi bila
kamu besar nanti?
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Saya nak jadi angkasawan
ataupun koboi!
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Kamu tak mungkin akan
jadi semua itu, okey
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Ron!
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Kamu mesti pasang impian
yang lebih nyata.
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Kerja kilang. Tukang masak.
Pengawal penjara.
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Penjaga lampu
filem lucah.
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Maksudnya kamu pegang lampu...
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...bila mereka merakam.
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Dia masih budak, Ron!
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Tak, dia dah ada bulu.
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Dia dah cukup besar
untuk dengar semua ni.
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Ayah kamu cakap betul.
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Saya akan kurung kamu
dalam almari!
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Veronica,
ini kata putus saya.
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Pilihannya senang saja.
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Pilih saya, atau kerja.
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Tak perlu sampai begini, Ron.
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Jangan begini.
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Jangan sia-siakan segala
yang kita bina selama ini.
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Saya...
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...atau kerja.
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Helo, dan selamat datang
ke Jam 3:10,...
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...pertunjukan ikan
Lumba-lumba di SeaWorld.
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Ditaja oleh British Petroleum.
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B.P. Oil, Sahabat Alam.
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Dan ini dia, hos anda,
Ron Burgundy.
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Selamat petang, semua.
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Selamat datang ke
SeaWorld yang terkenal,...
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...di sini di San Diago,
California.
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Ini fakta menarik, lumba-lumba
bukan ikan, mereka mamalia.
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Satu lagi fakta menarik,...
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...saya dah tak merasa sentuhan
kasih sayang seorang wanita...
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...selama lebih 3 bulan.
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Saya sangat kesunyian,
saya upah pelcaur tiduri saya.
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Mari alu-alukan pelatih
kelas dunia kita,...
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...Jesse and Paula.
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Terima kasih.
-Terima kasih, Ron.
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Kadang-kala, saya cuba
cium mereka.
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Ron Burgundy, semua.
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Apa kata kita tengok
mereka cium satu sama lain?
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Apa pendapat anda?
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Mari alu-alukan bintang
pada pertunjukan ini,...
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...Chippy dan Roo-roo!
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Bagi makluman anda,
Chippy baru pulih dari dadah...
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...dan Roo-roo pula
sangat tak berguna.
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Lihat, mereka menyelam
sambil buat gerakan!
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Mahu apa lagi?
Mereka kan ikan lumba-lumba.
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Apa pendapat kamu?
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Tengoklah,
dengan senyuman statik tu.
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Kamu fikir kamu sangat bijak,
dengan bahasa karut kamu tu.
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Kamu cuma buat bunyi kentut.
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Awak tak guna, Ron Burgundy!
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Kanak-kanak dan haiwan
bencikan awak, Ron Burgundy!
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Aku akan makan ikan lumba-
lumba kalau ia dibenarkan!
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Lepaskan aku!
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Mula-mula kau muntah
dalam tangki jerung.
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Kemudian kau bagi makan
hati ayam pada anjing laut?
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Sekarang ini pula?
Kau dipecat, kaki mabuk!
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Kau tahu tak, Trevor?
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Setiap hari aku datang
setengah lebih awal...
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...dan aku cabul
tapak sulaiman!
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Aku dah nekad.
Aku takkan berganjak.
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Aku tahu kau tak sanggup tengok.
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Kau saksi tunggal.
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Kalau kau tak sanggup tengok,
keluar dari sini.
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Dah terlambat, Baxter.
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Aku memilih cara samurai,...
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...apabila dikhianati,...
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...mereka akan gantung diri
pada lampu kalimantang.
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Selamat tinggal,
putera berbuluku.
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En. Burgundy?
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Helo, saya...
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Apa dah jadi?
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Saya cuba gantung diri?
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Sebab hidup saya malang?
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Sebab saya tiada pilihan lain?
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Rasanya awak cakap betul,...
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...tapi kenapa nada awak
seolah-olah awak menipu?
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Sebab saya nak minta tolong?
Rancangan saya tak menjadi sebab...
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...saya terlampau berat
dan lampu pecah?
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Lebih kurang begitu?
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Ya, rasanya awak cakap betul.
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Memang pun.
Itu yang terjadi.
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These are
first-rate flapjacks.
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Bunuh diri buat awak lapar,...
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...saya tak peduli apa
orang lain kata.
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Nama saya Freddie Shapp,...
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...dan saya seorang
penerbit Berita.
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Kami nak mulakan saluran
Berita 24-Jam.
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Yang pertama seumpamanya!
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GNN. Rangkaian Berita Global.
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Tak syak lagi,...
231
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...itu idea paling bodoh
saya pernah dengar.
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Maksud awak Berita 24 Jam?
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Saluran yang tak pernah
berehat, maksud awak?
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Ya, 24 Jam.
235
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Jangan ambil hati,
tapi awak dah gila.
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En. Burgundy, saya yakinkan awak,
kami sangat serius.
237
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Kami ada fasiliti di Manhattan.
238
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Dan Kench Allenby,
si jutawan aneka,...
239
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,305
...serta pemilik
Penerbangan Koala.
240
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Leganya dia dah bebas
dari tuduhan bunuh.
241
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Saya peminat besar
Kench Allenby.
242
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:44,879
Dia menaja rangkaian kami.
Dia percaya pada kami.
243
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,981
Rasanya awak tak faham, Freddie.
244
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,850
Idola saya, Mack Tannen,
beritahu saya,...
245
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,386
...saya pemberita paling
teruk dalam sejarah.
246
00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:55,690
Saya tak cukup bagus.
248
00:12:57,327 --> 00:12:59,360
Ini gaji minggu pertama awak.
249
00:13:01,897 --> 00:13:03,965
Hymen Olivia Newton-John!
250
00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:06,000
Apa pendapat kamu, Ron?
251
00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:10,638
Saya terima kerja ni.
252
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,541
Saya bersumpah saya akan
jadi nombor satu semula.
253
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Saya akan ambil
balik anak saya,...
254
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,713
...baiki reputasi saya,...
255
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,648
...dan perbetul keadaan
bersama Veronica.
256
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,683
Paling penting,...
257
00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:24,719
...saya akan tunaikan
takdir Ron Burgundy...
258
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,321
...di atas muka Bumi ini.
259
00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:29,690
Dapatkan rambut berkualiti
salun dan baca Berita.
260
00:13:30,525 --> 00:13:33,995
Ron, awak dah ceriakan saya.
261
00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:36,697
Pasukan Berita saya yang
paling bagus dalam dunia.
262
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,700
Silakan.
-Saya mesti jejak mereka.
263
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:51,912
San Diago. Kita mulakan
pencarian di kampung halaman.
264
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,814
Kali terakhir aku dengar,
Champ Kind dipecat...
265
00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:56,017
...sebab mabuk dan cakap:
266
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:57,985
"Satu-satunya sukan Olimpik
orang Filipina boleh main..."
267
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,754
"...adalah makan kucing dan anjing."
268
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,593
Siapa suka ayam? Kamu suka!
-Kami suka!
269
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,895
♪ Delicious chicken
Swing on through
270
00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:10,064
♪ Meet the crew, hoo-hoo! ♪
271
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,633
Saya penduduk San Diego,
legenda Champ Kind,...
272
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,335
...dan saya percaya
pada dua perkara:
273
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:16,404
Ayam yang baik,
dan bancian adalah...
274
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:19,640
...salah satu alat PBB
untuk buat anak anda jadi gay.
275
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:21,809
Singgahlah menjamu selera.
276
00:14:21,811 --> 00:14:24,979
'Bila anda makan,
anda akan kata, "Whammy!"
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00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:26,847
Katolik dan Yahudi
dilarang masuk.
278
00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:31,419
Satu Whammy Istimewa,
dengan Whammy Salad.
279
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:34,322
Ada plaster terpakai
dalam makanan saya.
280
00:14:34,324 --> 00:14:36,057
Maafkan saya, mari saya uruskan.
281
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,692
Keluar dari sini...
282
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,927
...sebelum aku belasah kau!
283
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,929
Kalau kau gay,
aku bencikan kau!
284
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,067
Kau tak pernah pandai
bercakap sopan, Champ.
285
00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:48,436
Ron? Ron Burgundy?
286
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:50,705
Mari sini!
Apa khabar, kawan?
287
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,040
Dah lama aku tunggu kau.
288
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,575
Seronok jumpa kau juga.
289
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:55,710
Teringat kenangan dulu.
290
00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:57,912
Kau okey?
291
00:14:57,914 --> 00:15:00,081
Ya, aku sihat.
Lebih sihat sekarang.
292
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,483
Lepaskan pelukan.
293
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,052
Sudahlah.
294
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:06,921
Mari balik sini!
295
00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:08,923
Jangan pelik-pelik!
296
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:11,392
Jadi, Harken pecat aku,
dia cakap:
297
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:14,562
"Champ, kau kaki mabuk
merbahaya, rasis,...
298
00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:16,931
"...dan aku tak rasa kau
tahu apa-apa pasal Sukan."
299
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:19,400
Lepas tu aku kata:
"Ed, kau orang Poland tak guna,...
300
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:20,868
"...sekarang Jam 10:00 pagi.
301
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,471
"Mari pergi tonton perlawanan besbol...
302
00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:26,474
"...di mana orang Mexico tengah menang."
Kemudian dia pecat aku!
303
00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:28,743
Nasib baiklah, sebelum berhambus,...
304
00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:30,778
...aku palsukan kemalangan
di tempat kerja.
305
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,847
Dengan duit pampasan,
aku beli tempat ni.
306
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,582
Aku gembira tengok kau
berdiri atas kaki sendiri, Champ.
307
00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:37,685
Boleh aku tanya
kau satu soalan?
308
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:38,853
Tanyalah.
309
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:41,021
Adakah ini ayam?
310
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,524
Tentulah tidak.
311
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,025
Susah nak untung...
312
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,894
...kalau jual ayam betul.
313
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:48,763
Kami guna kelawar.
314
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,097
Apa?
315
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:52,733
Ya. Tapi kelawar yang berkualiti.
316
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:55,669
Itu perkara paling teruk
pernah aku dengar.
317
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,705
Ya? Tapi kita terpaksa buat apa
yang terpaksa kita buat, kan?
318
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,907
Jadi apa yang kau terpaksa
buat adalah jual kelawar?
319
00:15:59,909 --> 00:16:02,610
Ya. Kau tahu apa mereka
gelar pada kelawar?
320
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:05,012
Kelawar.
-"Ayam dari gua."
321
00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:06,947
Tak ada siapa gelar mereka
"Ayam dari gua."
322
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:08,816
Siapa "mereka" itu?
323
00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:11,018
Ada seorang lelaki
bernama Paco,...
324
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,853
...penjual basikal di jeti.
325
00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:14,789
Jadi dia gelar kelawar sebagai:
326
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:15,790
"Ayam dari gua"?
327
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,426
Itu bukan "mereka."
328
00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:20,628
Apa kata kau rasa dulu?
329
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:22,029
Aku takkan rasa kelawar goreng.
330
00:16:22,031 --> 00:16:23,564
Ia sedap.
331
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,032
Semuanya tulang.
Tengoklah.
332
00:16:27,869 --> 00:16:29,570
Itu kelawar?
333
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,739
Ayam dari gua.
334
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,707
Kenapa datang sini, Ron?
335
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,877
Kawanku, kita ada kerja.
Di New York.
336
00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:38,846
Whammy! Aku terima!
337
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:39,980
Kau dah dapat
pemberita Sukan.
338
00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,116
Denny!
339
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,719
Tutup kedai!
340
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,054
Kau tahu di mana
Brian Fantana?
341
00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:48,756
Kau belum dengar?
342
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,090
Fantana dah berjaya.
343
00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:52,660
Aw, baby.
344
00:16:54,062 --> 00:16:57,798
Ya, itu dia, main lagi.
Untuk aku.
345
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,900
Bergolek dan angkat kaki.
346
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,571
Kamu sangat berbulu, kan?
347
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,942
Ya. Aku suka!
348
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,845
Itu dia.
349
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,957
Bagus!
350
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,558
Brian, kau ada masa untuk kami?
351
00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:36,103
Hei, Brian.
-Champ! Apa khabar?
352
00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:39,006
Ini sangat...
-Cukup-cukuplah!
353
00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:40,808
Aku hampir tak percaya...
354
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,510
Gembira jumpa kamu!
355
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:45,646
Selamat datang ke tempat aku.
356
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,881
Tempat ini sangat menarik!
Menakjubkan.
357
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:48,582
Agak kelam-kabut hari ni.
358
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:50,584
Majalah Cat Fancy
akan dikeluarkan.
359
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,186
Kau faham-fahamlah.
360
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:53,754
Aku tinggal dalam khemah
2 tahun kebelakangan ni.
361
00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:55,089
Itu tak ada kena mengena.
362
00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:56,857
Kami ada sauna di dapur.
363
00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,626
Ramai orang fikir ia aneh,...
364
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,528
...tapi aku simpan wain di situ.
365
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:02,763
Aku tak sukakan wain,
tapi aku perlu simpan.
366
00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,832
Dan tengok ni.
367
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,967
Ia menyeronokkan.
368
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,269
Kami ambil gambar selama
2 minggu di Prague.
369
00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:12,172
Kau tahu apa mereka gelar kucing?
370
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,708
"Ayam dari reban".
-Tak.
371
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,677
Apa?
-Jangan layan dia.
372
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,145
Ya.
-Ada banyak daging.
373
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,980
Aku sukakannya.
374
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:22,616
Yang menariknya,
ia sangat betul.
375
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:23,984
Aku benci Isnin!
376
00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:25,886
Aku tak suka Isnin.
377
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,955
Ron benci Isnin.
378
00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:30,157
Aku tak suka mereka juga.
379
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:32,026
Dan aku tak suka Selasa,
Rabu dan Khamis!
380
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,629
Jadi, kenapa kamu berdua
datang ke sini?
381
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,164
Brian,...
382
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,600
...kami nak satukan semula
pasukan Berita.
383
00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:41,068
Betul?
384
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,970
Jadi, kami nak tahu samada
kau berminat sertai kami.
385
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:44,805
Entahlah.
386
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:47,074
Aku hampir ada segalanya di sini.
387
00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:48,776
Aku agak keliru.
388
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:50,277
Tak apa, aku faham.
389
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,146
Kau umpama dewa jurugambar kucing.
390
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:53,847
Buat apa tinggalkan semua ni?
391
00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,282
Brian, aku tak tahu kalau kau tahu,...
392
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,651
...tapi di New York ada Kelab Bogel.
393
00:19:00,755 --> 00:19:02,990
Persoalannya,...
394
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:04,592
...di mana Brick Tamland?
395
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,595
Kamu berdua belum tahu?
396
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,963
Tak, apa terjadi?
397
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:09,930
Brick...
398
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:12,866
...dah mati.
399
00:19:21,676 --> 00:19:23,010
Brick hilang di lautan...
400
00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:24,979
...setahun yang lepas.
401
00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:27,114
Dia nampak burung dan
berenang pergi tangkap.
402
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:28,882
Dia tak berenang balik.
403
00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:31,385
Kita semua sayangkan Brick,...
404
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,021
...walaupun dia tak pernah
ada nombor telefon,...
405
00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:37,391
...atau alamat atau
nombor SOCSO.
406
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,293
Selama 6 tahun perkhidmatannya
di Balai,...
407
00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:40,961
...dia tak pernah tunaikan cek.
408
00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:42,262
Brick yang naif.
409
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,897
Dia sangat sensitif.
410
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:46,066
Dia beritahu saya dia ingin
dermakan organ sebagai...
411
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:49,136
...bahan uji kaji
sebelum dia mati,...
412
00:19:49,138 --> 00:19:51,138
...supaya dia boleh
tengok organ dia.
413
00:19:52,073 --> 00:19:54,108
Dia akan sentiasa diingati...
414
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,409
...dan sangat dirindui.
415
00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:02,182
Terima kasih, Reverend.
416
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,655
Brick lelaki yang baik.
-Biar betul?
417
00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:09,223
Saya akan rindukan dia.
418
00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:11,792
Saya takkan berhenti sehingga
saya jumpa pembunuh dia.
419
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,727
Apa?
Pembunuh dia?
420
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,996
Susah nak percaya dia
dah tiada lagi.
421
00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:19,099
Kau masih hidup.
422
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:22,036
Seolah-olah saya baru
berjumpa dia kelmarin.
423
00:20:22,038 --> 00:20:24,038
Kau bercakap dengan diri
sendiri dalam cermin.
424
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,374
Bila saya tahu berita ni...
425
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:30,310
...saya hampir hilang pertimbangan!
426
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,879
Kami pun hilang pertimbangan!
427
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:34,181
Kenapa?
428
00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,450
Kenapa rampas dia dari kami?
429
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,752
Kau tengah berdiri depan kami, Brick.
430
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:42,389
Brick!
-Brick dah mati!
431
00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:44,158
Tak, Brick masih hidup.
-Brick dah mati!
432
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,859
Tengoklah dia!
Dia belum mati.
433
00:20:45,861 --> 00:20:46,994
Kau belum mati, Brick.
434
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,262
Kaulah Brick!
-Brick, itu kau!
435
00:20:48,264 --> 00:20:50,064
Dia dah mati!
436
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:53,200
Tak! Kaulah Brick!
Cuba sentuh.
437
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:55,836
Aku Brick?
-Ya!
438
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,038
Aku masih hidup?
-Ya!
440
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:01,008
Tentulah kau masih hidup.
441
00:21:02,878 --> 00:21:05,112
Aku macam nak tumbuk dia.
442
00:21:08,717 --> 00:21:12,386
Kamu masih ingat percutian
Easter kita ke San Francisco?
443
00:21:12,388 --> 00:21:15,289
Kita terlampau mabuk,
kita letak Brick dalam peti ais...
444
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,791
...dan baling dia
dari Jambatan Golden Gate.
445
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,929
Tulang belakang aku patah!
446
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,797
Ingat lagi masa kau cabar Champ...
447
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:26,200
...minum botol wain yang
penuh dengan serbuk pencuci?
448
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,402
Dia teguk dengan pantas dan
kau cakap: "Jangan minum."
449
00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:30,170
"Kau akan keracunan."
450
00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:35,876
Aku koma selama 6 bulan.
451
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,178
Dan berdasarkan dari
rawatan awal,...
452
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,848
...mereka kata tak mungkin
aku hidup pada tahun '55!
453
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:45,052
Masa kau tinggal 3 tahun.
454
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,787
Kau akan mati!
455
00:21:49,157 --> 00:21:51,825
Ingat lagi,
masa aku keseorangan...
456
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:54,928
...dan aku bermimpi
pasal pokok oren.
457
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:57,364
Tapi bukannya oren,
sebaliknya bayi jadi buah.
458
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:01,435
Itu pokok bayi!
459
00:22:01,437 --> 00:22:04,204
Brick, manalah kami ingat?
Itu kan mimpi kau.
460
00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:07,040
Entahlah.
Semuanya sama saja.
461
00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:12,379
Memang mimpi kau menarik,
tapi kita tengah borak pasal...
462
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:14,214
...kisah yang melibatkan kita semua.
463
00:22:16,452 --> 00:22:21,455
Ingat lagi masa aku dilahirkan
dan keluar dari vagina?
464
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:27,961
Aku menjerit,
"Saya datang, mak!"
465
00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:32,900
Brick, aku tak rasa kau
mampu ingat kelahiran sendiri.
466
00:22:32,902 --> 00:22:35,469
Dan, kami tak ada di situ.
467
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,574
Ron, aku tak boleh...
468
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,277
...berhenti ketawa, Ron!
469
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,112
Sumbat pensel dalam mulut dia.
472
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,350
Aku dah okey.
473
00:22:50,352 --> 00:22:53,287
Semuanya serba kena!
Pasukan Berita dah balik!
474
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,488
Ron,...
475
00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:58,025
...Brian, Brick,
aku, dan Baxter!
476
00:23:00,162 --> 00:23:01,995
Si kecil berbulu!
477
00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:04,898
Ron, siapa memandu?
478
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,366
Aku aktifkan kawalan auto.
479
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,538
Siapa nak chimichangas?
480
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,240
Perkara paling bijak pernah
aku buat adalah pasang...
481
00:23:13,242 --> 00:23:15,275
...pemanggang ini.
482
00:23:15,277 --> 00:23:17,911
Ron, kenapa kau ada
beg bola boling...
483
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:20,180
...dan juga bekas
kala jengking?
484
00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:23,317
Ceritanya panjang!
-Hei, Ron.
485
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,252
Kawalan auto cuma kawal kelajuan,
tak boleh membelok.
486
00:23:26,554 --> 00:23:27,888
Sekali lagi?
487
00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:30,083
Itu akan jadi satu
kisah yang hebat.
488
00:24:37,692 --> 00:24:41,028
Big Apple.
Ron Burgundy dah balik.
489
00:24:41,030 --> 00:24:43,096
Kenapa mereka gelar
ia Big Apple, Ron?
490
00:24:43,098 --> 00:24:45,399
Sebab New York ada pokok
epal di setiap jalan.
491
00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:51,271
Kita dah sampai.
Selamat datang ke GNN.
492
00:24:54,943 --> 00:24:57,544
Entahlah, Ron.
Kau pasti dengan tempat ni?
493
00:24:57,546 --> 00:25:00,147
Saya tahu agak berserabut,
tapi jangan bimbang.
494
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:03,050
Semua akan berjalan lancar
sempena pelancaran esok.
495
00:25:03,052 --> 00:25:06,720
Kami dah dapatkan ramai pemberita
hebat dari seluruh negara.
496
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,355
Itu Curtis Knightfish
dari Houston.
497
00:25:08,357 --> 00:25:09,990
Oh, Curtis Knightfish.
498
00:25:09,992 --> 00:25:11,692
Itu yang paling hebat.
499
00:25:11,694 --> 00:25:15,395
Dan Diane Yahwea
dari Carson City.
500
00:25:15,397 --> 00:25:17,331
Diane Yahwea. Kau tahu apa
mereka gelar dia, kan?
501
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,099
"Dari Jauh Yahwea."
502
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,600
Dia mak cik aku.
503
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,636
Dan paling hebat
dalam industri.
504
00:25:22,638 --> 00:25:25,706
Jack Lime, dari Chicago.
505
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:30,043
Dengar cerita, Allenby
bagi dia sejuta setahun.
506
00:25:30,045 --> 00:25:31,445
Gilanya. Siapa berhak
duit sebanyak tu?
507
00:25:33,548 --> 00:25:37,284
Oh, tuhan!
Dia sangat bergaya!
508
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,653
Aku bertaruh kentut
dia bau wangi.
509
00:25:39,655 --> 00:25:41,588
Boleh aku tolong kau?
510
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:43,190
Apa?
511
00:25:43,192 --> 00:25:44,691
Aku kata: "Boleh aku tolong kau?"
512
00:25:44,693 --> 00:25:47,327
Apa maksud kau?
513
00:25:47,329 --> 00:25:49,463
Kau sedang pandang aku, bang.
514
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,298
Kau nak autograf?
515
00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:55,268
Tak, dia tengah terangkan...
516
00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:57,304
...siapa kau dan aku pula
terpandang kau.
517
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:58,538
Lepas tu dia cakap lagi...
518
00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:00,474
...dan aku masih lagi
pandang kau.
519
00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:09,149
Jack Lime sangat hebat!
520
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:12,519
Macam tu suara aku bila bercakap?
521
00:26:16,624 --> 00:26:18,225
Kau ada masalah?
522
00:26:18,227 --> 00:26:20,494
Tak, tak ada masalah.
523
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,562
Muka kau macam ada masalah.
524
00:26:22,564 --> 00:26:24,564
Maaflah aku buat muka macam itu.
525
00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:26,299
Aku tak berniat nak buat muka...
526
00:26:26,301 --> 00:26:27,601
...yang bermasalah.
527
00:26:27,603 --> 00:26:29,336
Aku tak suka muka tu!
528
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,771
Kau mesti tukar sekarang.
529
00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:32,272
Berhenti buat muka tu.
530
00:26:32,274 --> 00:26:34,274
Muka ini lebih baik?
531
00:26:34,276 --> 00:26:38,545
Muka itu buat aku gila!
Tukar!
532
00:26:38,547 --> 00:26:40,047
Kau buat dia marah.
533
00:26:40,049 --> 00:26:41,681
Aku ada banyak muka.
534
00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:45,585
Aku main-main saja.
535
00:26:45,587 --> 00:26:47,621
Selamat datang ke Balai!
536
00:26:47,623 --> 00:26:49,790
Kita akan bergembira
bersama-sama.
537
00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:55,062
Itulah Jack Lime.
538
00:26:55,064 --> 00:26:56,263
Marilah.
539
00:26:56,265 --> 00:26:58,098
Mari jumpa bos.
540
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,100
Kami akan sediakan
kamera berasingan...
541
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:03,236
...untuk kau,
Sukan dan Cuaca.
542
00:27:03,238 --> 00:27:05,405
Izinkan aku bertanya,
siapa sebenarnya ketua ni?
543
00:27:05,407 --> 00:27:09,509
Linda Jackson dah gondol
banyak anugerah Emmy.
544
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:13,380
Dia kental macam paku.
Linda sukakan kemenangan.
545
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,582
Linda!
546
00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:18,718
Saya nak kenalkan awak
pada Ron Burgundy.
547
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,555
Linda Jackson.
Apa khabar?
548
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:22,422
Ron.
549
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,758
Ini Linda Jackson.
550
00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:26,760
Helo, En. Burgundy.
551
00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:31,331
Hitam.
552
00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:34,568
Hitam.
-Hentikan, Ron.
553
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,870
Saya minta maaf.
554
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,206
Saya tak tahu kenapa
saya tak boleh berhenti kata...
555
00:27:39,874 --> 00:27:41,741
...Hitam.
556
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,477
Helo, En. Burgundy.
557
00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:45,378
Hitam.
-Berhenti.
558
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:46,680
Hitam.
559
00:27:46,682 --> 00:27:47,647
Berhenti kata "hitam."
560
00:27:52,854 --> 00:27:55,789
Hitam. Kalau saya tak kata,
saya akan pengsan!
561
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,858
Donna, pergi ambilkan
saya secawan kopi?
562
00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,127
Baik, Cik Jackson.
-Terima kasih.
563
00:28:00,129 --> 00:28:02,262
Silakan duduk.
564
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,363
DUduklah.
565
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,136
Rasanya kamu semua dah tahu...
566
00:28:09,138 --> 00:28:10,704
...semua komuniti Berita
sedang ketawakan kita...
567
00:28:10,706 --> 00:28:12,806
...sebab cuba buat
Berita 24-Jam.
568
00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:14,407
Tetapi sebab itulah mereka
bawa saya masuk.
569
00:28:14,409 --> 00:28:15,675
Dia terbaik!
570
00:28:15,677 --> 00:28:18,345
Abang-abang, saya takkan kalah.
571
00:28:18,347 --> 00:28:19,913
Rasanya saya perlu
betulkan keadaan.
572
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,815
Tak perlu.
573
00:28:21,817 --> 00:28:23,617
Saya nak kata, mewakili seluruh
pasukan Berita saya,...
574
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,653
...kami adalah penyokong
kuat golongan...
575
00:28:26,655 --> 00:28:28,421
...Afrika dan Amerika.
576
00:28:28,423 --> 00:28:30,924
Veronica pun gelap!
577
00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,660
Saya masih ingat orang Afrika
dan Amerika pertama saya lihat.
578
00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:35,562
Ianya Afrika-Amerika.
579
00:28:35,564 --> 00:28:37,597
Awak pasti?
-Ya.
580
00:28:37,599 --> 00:28:39,799
100% pasti?
Bukankah ia macam...
581
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,168
Ron...
582
00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:42,836
...ikan dan kentang?
583
00:28:42,838 --> 00:28:45,338
Kita semua sama saja
di dalam,...
584
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:47,274
...mentah dan merah jambu.
585
00:28:47,276 --> 00:28:48,642
Masa di sekolah tinggi,
saya dan kawan-kawan...
586
00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:50,343
...gemar menyelinap
ke bilik loker wanita.
587
00:28:50,345 --> 00:28:51,711
Kami akan intai
mereka mandi,...
588
00:28:51,713 --> 00:28:53,547
...dan saya akan
perhati semua,...
589
00:28:53,549 --> 00:28:55,215
...tak kira warna kulit.
590
00:28:55,217 --> 00:28:56,683
Jadi...
591
00:28:56,685 --> 00:28:59,853
Aduh, ini mesyuarat paling
teruk pernah aku masuk.
592
00:28:59,855 --> 00:29:02,455
Ada lelaki hitam selalu
ikut aku bila cuaca terik.
593
00:29:02,457 --> 00:29:04,291
Rasanya kau maksudkan
bayang-bayang kau, Brick.
594
00:29:04,293 --> 00:29:06,226
Aku panggil dia Leon.
595
00:29:06,228 --> 00:29:07,894
Bila cuaca mendung,
apa jadi pada Leon?
596
00:29:07,896 --> 00:29:09,462
Dia balik rumah.
597
00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:11,431
Itu bayang-bayang kau.
598
00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:13,567
Tutup mulut kamu!
Duduk!
599
00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:17,837
Apa dia buat?
600
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,373
Awak dah takutkan dia.
Jangan tengking Brick.
601
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,542
Dia tak apa-apa?
602
00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:24,844
Boleh awak nyanyikan
lagu untuk dia?
603
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,246
Lagu melodi tinggi.
604
00:29:29,383 --> 00:29:30,350
Saya takkan menyanyi
dengan awak.
605
00:29:31,619 --> 00:29:33,620
Brick. Brick!
606
00:29:33,622 --> 00:29:34,421
Linda ada belon.
607
00:29:38,859 --> 00:29:40,527
Pergi ambil belon
sekarang juga.
608
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,628
Biar betul, Freddie?
609
00:29:41,630 --> 00:29:43,430
Linda, maafkan aku.
610
00:29:43,432 --> 00:29:45,432
Tak mengapa!
611
00:29:45,434 --> 00:29:47,367
Kamu dapat bos hitam,
dan ia menakutkan kamu.
612
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:48,802
Kamu rasa takut?
613
00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:50,804
Jujurnya, takut sikit.
-Kau takut?
614
00:29:50,806 --> 00:29:52,606
Kau rasa takut?
-Dia ada pisau!
615
00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:55,308
Aku tak peduli!
616
00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,610
Kita di sini bukan untuk
pegang tangan dan berkumbaya.
617
00:29:57,278 --> 00:29:58,945
Hitam.
618
00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:00,780
Selagi kamu buat
kerja dengan bagus,...
619
00:30:00,782 --> 00:30:03,483
...kita tiada masalah.
620
00:30:03,485 --> 00:30:06,553
Kalau tidak,
saya akan berang.
621
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,887
Dan marah. Dig (faham)?
622
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:11,024
Saya faham. Kami faham.
623
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:13,293
Saya suka dig (korek).
Ada sekali saya mengorek...
624
00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:15,395
...harta karun dan
terjumpa mayat.
625
00:30:15,963 --> 00:30:18,031
Keluar dari ofis saya!
626
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,899
Aku beritahu kamu,
jangan sesekali...
627
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,435
...bagi muka dalam
situasi macam itu,...
628
00:30:22,437 --> 00:30:24,404
...dan rasanya kita berpegang
teguh pada pendirian kita.
629
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:27,807
Kami sediakan apartmen
untuk kamu...
630
00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:30,744
...di Pantai Timur dan
sealmari pakaian baru.
631
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,713
Bagus! Bila kita
mulakan siaran?
632
00:30:33,715 --> 00:30:34,981
Pelancarannya esok...
633
00:30:34,983 --> 00:30:37,050
...pukul 12 tengahari.
-Okey.
634
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:41,021
Kamu semua dapat slot
2:00 pagi hingga 5:00 pagi.
635
00:30:41,023 --> 00:30:44,591
Apa? Itu syif penggali kubur!
636
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,693
"Aku tak takut pada hantu."
637
00:30:46,695 --> 00:30:48,695
Semuanya pasti seronok.
638
00:30:48,697 --> 00:30:50,563
Mari ambil kunci rumah.
640
00:31:17,925 --> 00:31:19,926
Ia takkan berhenti.
641
00:31:19,928 --> 00:31:22,696
Kadang-kala berhenti,
lepas tu berbunyi lagi.
642
00:31:24,999 --> 00:31:27,667
Apa awak buat tu,
Chani? Jawab!
643
00:31:28,936 --> 00:31:30,870
Hai. Ya, saya pindahkan awak.
644
00:31:31,972 --> 00:31:34,641
Tugas awak jawab telefon.
645
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,976
Saya tunggu Santa.
Bilakah tu?
646
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,612
Tentulah pada hari Krismas.
Bila lagi?
647
00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,085
Saya Brick.
Saya mati minggu leaps.
648
00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:47,954
Saya Chani.
649
00:31:47,956 --> 00:31:50,857
Saya suka kawasan antara
kepala dan badan awak.
650
00:31:50,859 --> 00:31:52,425
Saya suka rambut awak.
651
00:31:53,928 --> 00:31:55,495
Nampak macam bertih jagung basah.
652
00:31:56,097 --> 00:31:57,997
Terima kasih.
653
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,366
Awak nak tengok
wajah senyum saya...
654
00:31:59,368 --> 00:32:00,533
...bila ambil gambar?
655
00:32:03,137 --> 00:32:04,738
Awak nak tengok wajah
yang saya buat...
656
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:06,406
...bila nampak ular keluar
dari gula-gula getah?
657
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:07,640
Ya.
658
00:32:10,911 --> 00:32:11,878
Menarik.
659
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,547
Apa masa kegemaran
awak dalam sehari?
660
00:32:14,782 --> 00:32:15,749
Sekarang.
661
00:32:17,485 --> 00:32:18,985
Apa masa kegemaran
awak dalam sehari?
662
00:32:18,987 --> 00:32:20,453
Seminit yang lepas.
663
00:33:00,161 --> 00:33:02,162
Kejutan!
Ayah dah balik.
664
00:33:02,164 --> 00:33:03,430
Ron.
665
00:33:05,132 --> 00:33:07,000
Apa awak buat di sini?
666
00:33:07,002 --> 00:33:10,170
Saya kerja di GNN.
Saya tinggal di sini lagi.
667
00:33:10,172 --> 00:33:12,872
Lebih baik kalau awak
telefon lebih dulu.
668
00:33:12,874 --> 00:33:14,908
Tak kisahlah siapa yang salah
masa perpisahan kita tu, okey?
669
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,810
Saya degil.
670
00:33:16,812 --> 00:33:18,912
Awak macam pelacur gila,...
671
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,181
...menghidap senggugut
pada era 1800.
672
00:33:21,183 --> 00:33:23,149
Apa maksud awak, Ron?
673
00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:25,018
Maksud saya,...
674
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:27,687
...saya dah balik.
675
00:33:27,689 --> 00:33:29,756
Dan saya nak luangkan
seluruh hidup saya...
676
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,024
Siapa ni?
677
00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:39,532
Hai, Ron. Saya Gary,
Kekasih Veronica.
678
00:33:48,509 --> 00:33:51,177
Itu hadiah untuk saya, Ron?
679
00:33:51,179 --> 00:33:53,079
Tak, bukan.
680
00:33:54,682 --> 00:33:55,548
Ini untuk Walter.
681
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,584
Okey.
682
00:33:57,586 --> 00:33:59,586
Bila agaknya awak nak
beritahu saya pasal Gary?
683
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:01,554
Ron. Awak tinggalkan saya.
684
00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:04,691
Apa awak nak saya buat?
685
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:08,061
Ron. Ini semua janggal,
Saya faham.
686
00:34:08,063 --> 00:34:11,731
Saya bersama isteri awak.
Kami bercinta.
687
00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:14,501
Aku rasa macam nak
tembak anu kau.
688
00:34:14,503 --> 00:34:16,135
Ron!
689
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,238
Apa kerja si Gary?
690
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,806
Awak dah siasat latar
belakang dia?
691
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:24,611
Gary antara salah seorang ahli psikolgi
paling berjaya di Manhattan, Ron.
692
00:34:24,613 --> 00:34:26,246
Baguslah.
693
00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:27,981
Kau tengah baca
fikiran aku sekarang?
694
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,550
Ron, awak tahu tak apa itu
ahli psiklogi?
695
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,019
Fuck you.
696
00:34:34,054 --> 00:34:35,722
Ron!
697
00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,056
Tak apa.
-Hentikan!
698
00:34:37,058 --> 00:34:38,558
Dia tengah celaru.
Semua okey.
699
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,793
Tak, tak okey.
-Dia marah.
700
00:34:40,795 --> 00:34:42,729
Kau tahu aku nak
tumbuk kau...
701
00:34:42,731 --> 00:34:44,597
...sebab kau baca
fikiran aku!
702
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:47,734
Mak! Saya dah balik!
704
00:34:48,937 --> 00:34:50,270
Hai, Walter.
705
00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:53,172
Saya rindu ayah!
706
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:56,009
Walter, ayah ada hadiah
untuk kamu.
707
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:58,878
Ayah ada hadiah hanya
untuk kamu, Walter.
708
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:01,080
Ini dia.
709
00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:02,215
Ya, Gary.
710
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,822
Itu untuk mak, Walter.
711
00:35:09,824 --> 00:35:11,958
Tak, bukan.
Itu untuk Walter.
712
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,059
Itu kostum adiwira.
713
00:35:13,561 --> 00:35:15,662
Apa?
714
00:35:15,664 --> 00:35:18,031
Itu "Lace Man."
Adiwira jenama baru.
715
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,667
Saya nak jadi Lace Man!
716
00:35:20,669 --> 00:35:22,168
Begini, Ron. Penjagaan
bersama bukan senang.
717
00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:23,770
Apa kita mesti buat adalah...
718
00:35:23,772 --> 00:35:26,573
...jaga hati dia sekarang, okey?
719
00:35:26,575 --> 00:35:27,974
Itu takkan terjadi.
720
00:35:27,976 --> 00:35:29,909
Maafkan saya?
721
00:35:29,911 --> 00:35:31,911
Sebab awak, Veronica,
awak tak layak jadi ibu!
722
00:35:31,913 --> 00:35:33,246
Nak saya ungkit...
723
00:35:33,248 --> 00:35:35,982
...awak bawa dia rasai
perlawanan tinju?
724
00:35:35,984 --> 00:35:39,152
Saya Lace Man!
-Dia budak lelaki!
725
00:35:39,154 --> 00:35:41,054
Dia balik dalam keadaan berdarah!
726
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,789
Dia tumpaskan 8 orang.
727
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,057
Rekod baru!
728
00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,725
Awak tak pernah cuba
dekat dengan Walter.
729
00:35:47,629 --> 00:35:49,662
Mari tenangkan keadaan
di depan budak-budak.
730
00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:51,364
Yang teruknya, ibu dia...
731
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,933
...suka tonton badut
menunggang kuda.
732
00:35:53,935 --> 00:35:55,234
Keluar sekarang!
733
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,703
Saya pergi sekarang.
734
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:01,074
Kita jumpa lagi nanti.
-Tentulah.
735
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,810
Selamat jalan ayah,
terima kasih bagi hadiah.
736
00:36:03,812 --> 00:36:07,013
Selamat tinggal, Walter,
anak ayah.
737
00:36:07,015 --> 00:36:08,748
Belajar elok-elok
di sekolah, okey?
738
00:36:09,883 --> 00:36:11,351
Dan jauhi mak nyah...
739
00:36:11,353 --> 00:36:12,785
Ron!
-...di jalan Bowery.
740
00:36:12,787 --> 00:36:14,754
Ron, aku rasa tak
perlu cakap macam tu.
741
00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,723
Aku beritahu kau,
mereka itu...
742
00:36:16,725 --> 00:36:18,324
...ada rupa,
ada bentuk badan,...
743
00:36:18,326 --> 00:36:19,926
...ada chi chi,...
744
00:36:21,195 --> 00:36:23,096
...dan bila malam,...
745
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,263
...tanggalkan tali
pinggang mereka...
746
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,265
...harapkan sesuatu,...
747
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:29,736
...tangan kau akan
penuh dengan anu.
748
00:36:29,738 --> 00:36:30,903
Faham, Walter?
749
00:36:30,905 --> 00:36:32,705
Ya, saya faham.
750
00:36:32,707 --> 00:36:34,073
Ron, gembira jumpa kau.
751
00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:35,875
Dah sampai masa kau berhambus.
752
00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:37,844
Ron!
753
00:36:38,846 --> 00:36:40,913
Kau tahu!
754
00:36:40,915 --> 00:36:42,315
Kau dah jangka sebab
kau baca fikiran aku!
755
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,760
Itu Lime!
756
00:36:53,762 --> 00:36:57,330
Tengoklah dia.
Macam putera!
757
00:36:57,332 --> 00:37:00,099
Ada sesuatu yang istimewa
pada dia, kau tahu?
758
00:37:00,101 --> 00:37:02,702
Aku sanggup buat apa saja
untuk berkawan dengan dia.
759
00:37:02,704 --> 00:37:04,437
Aku tak nampak apa
yang menarik sebenarnya.
760
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:05,738
Dia taklah hebat sangat.
761
00:37:07,908 --> 00:37:08,908
Apa kau kata?
762
00:37:09,877 --> 00:37:11,244
Apa?
763
00:37:11,246 --> 00:37:12,412
Aku dengar kau
cakap sesuatu.
764
00:37:14,282 --> 00:37:16,983
Apa aku cakap?
Tak ada apa-apa.
765
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,685
Tak, aku dengar kau
cakap sesuatu.
766
00:37:18,687 --> 00:37:19,786
Dia cakap kau taklah
sehebat mana!
767
00:37:19,788 --> 00:37:21,120
Brick!
768
00:37:21,122 --> 00:37:23,189
Itu kau kata pasal aku?
769
00:37:23,191 --> 00:37:24,991
Dia datang.
-Aku tahu!
770
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,292
Aku akan belasah dia.
771
00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:30,129
Biar aku uruskan dia.
772
00:37:30,131 --> 00:37:32,298
Jack, begini,...
773
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:34,801
...mereka terlalu
memuji kau, dan...
774
00:37:34,803 --> 00:37:36,903
...aku rasa cemburu.
Aku cakap karut.
775
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,305
Itu kelakar.
776
00:37:39,307 --> 00:37:44,310
Kaukah lelaki yang hilang
kerja pada isterinya?
777
00:37:47,347 --> 00:37:48,715
Bukankah kau patut
pergi mekap dia?
778
00:37:54,221 --> 00:37:55,755
Baiklah, cukuplah.
779
00:37:55,757 --> 00:37:57,323
Tak, diam,
Freddie!
780
00:37:57,325 --> 00:37:59,992
Dan tutup mulut kau,
Jack "Lame!"
781
00:38:04,298 --> 00:38:07,934
Ya. En. Butt-Vagina
agak berani di dalam.
782
00:38:07,936 --> 00:38:10,169
Dengar ini pula,...
783
00:38:10,171 --> 00:38:11,738
...abang besar.
784
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:16,375
Aku bertaruh dengan kau, kami
kalahkan rating kau malam ini.
785
00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:21,347
Maafkan aku, aku
cuba nak faham.
786
00:38:21,349 --> 00:38:23,116
Jangan buat.
787
00:38:23,118 --> 00:38:24,450
Slot kau 2:00 pagi.
788
00:38:24,452 --> 00:38:26,185
Jack pula slot utama!
789
00:38:29,957 --> 00:38:32,992
Aku terima taruhan.
Apa taruhannya?
790
00:38:32,994 --> 00:38:35,294
Kalau kami kalah,
aku berhambus dari New York.
791
00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:39,098
Dan aku takkan baca Berita lagi.
792
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,101
Dan kalau dengan kemungkinan
yang sangat kecil,...
793
00:38:42,103 --> 00:38:44,036
...En. Bermisai ini...
794
00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:45,171
...berjaya dan bertuah?
795
00:38:47,008 --> 00:38:51,811
Kau tukar nama kepada
Jack Lame! Secara sah.
796
00:38:51,813 --> 00:38:55,181
Aku sukakannya!
Aku terima taruhan.
797
00:38:55,183 --> 00:38:57,049
Semua orang dengar?
798
00:38:57,051 --> 00:38:58,151
Freddie, kau dengar?
-Ya.
799
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:09,162
Kenapa bertaruh, Ron?
800
00:39:09,164 --> 00:39:10,463
Kita dapat syif penggali kubur!
801
00:39:10,465 --> 00:39:11,330
Kita tak ada peluang!
802
00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:16,068
Ini bukan Berita tempatan lagi.
803
00:39:16,070 --> 00:39:17,170
Kami berak berdiri di sini.
804
00:39:17,471 --> 00:39:18,404
Apa?
805
00:39:20,841 --> 00:39:23,409
Keadaan haru-biru,
tapi memang bergaya!
806
00:39:24,444 --> 00:39:25,511
Baiklah semua!
807
00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:27,880
Tuan dan puan,...
808
00:39:28,816 --> 00:39:31,117
...hari ini takkan
menjadi kenyataan...
809
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:34,020
...tanpa orang kuat
di balik GNN.
810
00:39:34,855 --> 00:39:37,056
En. Kench Allenby!
811
00:39:40,093 --> 00:39:41,427
Terima kasih.
812
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,463
Baiklah.
813
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:49,969
Saya terkesima,
penuh kacang.
814
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,938
Ada orang lain faham
Bahasa Australia?
815
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,940
Ingatkan mereka bercakap
sama macam kita.
816
00:39:53,942 --> 00:39:56,876
Mari kata bersama saya,
haw-ba-ya-ya!
817
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,314
Kami tak faham awak.
818
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:04,517
Macam mana dengan ini?
Saya Kench Allenby.
819
00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:06,385
Ya, bagus.
820
00:40:06,387 --> 00:40:09,455
Saya Kench Allenby,
dan semua tahu kisah saya.
821
00:40:09,457 --> 00:40:11,224
Saya orang yang berdikari.
822
00:40:11,226 --> 00:40:14,060
Mendiang ayah saya,
Vadge Allenby,...
823
00:40:14,062 --> 00:40:15,595
...tinggalkan saya
300 juta dolar,...
824
00:40:15,597 --> 00:40:18,297
...dan saya pertaruhkan
seluruh hidup saya,...
825
00:40:18,299 --> 00:40:20,900
...merubahnya menjadi
305 juta dolar.
826
00:40:20,902 --> 00:40:22,268
Kisah benar.
827
00:40:24,939 --> 00:40:27,073
Tetapi, stesen Berita
24-Jam ini...
828
00:40:27,075 --> 00:40:29,075
...adalah sejarah.
829
00:40:29,077 --> 00:40:30,910
Ibaratnya Columbus
menjumpai Dunia Baru.
830
00:40:30,912 --> 00:40:32,545
Dan nakhoda,...
831
00:40:32,547 --> 00:40:36,048
...bahtera gah ini adalah
pemberita terbaik di Amerika,...
832
00:40:36,050 --> 00:40:37,216
...En. Jack Lime!
833
00:40:38,886 --> 00:40:41,988
Pergi, Jack!
834
00:40:41,990 --> 00:40:43,956
Terima kasih. Semoga berjaya
kepada Ron Burgundy juga.
835
00:40:46,261 --> 00:40:47,393
Rasa gementar, compadre?
836
00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:50,630
Mari lakukan.
837
00:40:50,632 --> 00:40:52,965
Nampak cara dia bergolek
atas meja? Sungguh bergaya.
838
00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:54,100
Semua tolong diam.
840
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,671
Baiklah, kita dah sedia.
841
00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:00,239
Dalam 5, 4,...
842
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,241
...3, 2...
843
00:41:04,344 --> 00:41:07,346
Salam sejahtera,
dan selamat datang ke GNN.
844
00:41:07,348 --> 00:41:09,248
Terima kasih bersama kami menikmati
apa yang kami gelar sebagai...
845
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,651
...era baru dunia Berita.
846
00:41:11,653 --> 00:41:13,986
Saya Jack Lime, pembimbing anda
bagi pengembaraan ini...
847
00:41:13,988 --> 00:41:15,521
...yang kami gelar...
848
00:41:15,523 --> 00:41:17,290
...Berita 24-Jam.
849
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,425
Berita utama hari ini,
Gunung St. Helens.
850
00:41:19,427 --> 00:41:22,194
Ini hanya gimik.
Takkan bertahan lama.
851
00:41:22,196 --> 00:41:24,030
Harapnya begitu.
852
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,333
24-Jam siaran Berita.
853
00:41:27,335 --> 00:41:30,102
Macam mana mereka nak
kekalkan program ini?
854
00:41:30,104 --> 00:41:31,270
Saya rasa mereka akan...
855
00:41:31,272 --> 00:41:33,606
...guna cara baru nanti.
856
00:41:33,608 --> 00:41:36,275
Tak, mereka akan kekal
dengan prinsip...
857
00:41:36,277 --> 00:41:38,411
...dan hanya laporkan Berita
yang perlu dilaporkan.
858
00:41:40,515 --> 00:41:42,148
"Suhu global naik
setengah darjah."
859
00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:45,351
"Saintis beri amaran." Bosan.
860
00:41:45,353 --> 00:41:47,420
"China bakal dominasi
ekonomi dunia dekad seterusnya."
861
00:41:48,655 --> 00:41:50,356
♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-
dun-dun, dun-dun ♪
862
00:41:50,358 --> 00:41:51,624
Tidak.
863
00:41:51,626 --> 00:41:53,392
Orang lain?
864
00:41:53,394 --> 00:41:54,560
Apa kata tayangkan
Porno selain Berita?
865
00:41:54,562 --> 00:41:56,028
Freddie?
866
00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,731
Tak, tak mungkin.
867
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:01,267
Apa kata kita panggil
pengendali haiwan liar?
868
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:04,637
Kita bawa dia masuk,
pamerkan kucing besar.
869
00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:09,141
Pertunjukan liar harimau,
singa, harimau bintang.
870
00:42:09,143 --> 00:42:12,712
Kita lepaskan mereka dalam
studio dengan ayam-ayam.
871
00:42:12,714 --> 00:42:16,382
Mainkan muzik Rock.
Dan gelarnya: Let Her Rip.
872
00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:18,217
Aku akan tonton.
873
00:42:18,219 --> 00:42:20,252
Let Her Rip?
874
00:42:20,254 --> 00:42:23,522
Kau menggambarkan kiamat dunia.
Itu bukan Berita!
875
00:42:23,524 --> 00:42:25,358
Kalau itu kiamat,...
876
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,494
...aku akan duduk depan
tv dengan bertih jagung...
877
00:42:28,496 --> 00:42:31,998
...dan sebakul kaki ayam.
878
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,066
Nampaknya ini membuang masa.
879
00:42:34,068 --> 00:42:35,334
Freddie!
880
00:42:35,336 --> 00:42:37,470
Kami cuma bagi idea.
881
00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,739
Kami nak Berita jadi kurang bosan...
882
00:42:39,741 --> 00:42:42,208
...dan kau buat macam kami
tabur pasir dalam rezeki kau.
883
00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:44,276
Berita sememangnya mesti bosan, Ron!
884
00:42:44,278 --> 00:42:46,412
Ini hal serius.
885
00:42:46,414 --> 00:42:49,115
Kau yang buat taruhan bodoh ni!
886
00:42:49,117 --> 00:42:52,118
Aku hanya tak faham kenapa
kita mesti beritahu penonton...
887
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,687
...apa yang mereka perlu dengar.
888
00:42:54,689 --> 00:42:56,455
Kenapa tak beritahu saja
apa yang mereka nak dengar?
889
00:42:57,457 --> 00:42:59,091
Nanti, nanti.
890
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:02,561
Cakap sekali lagi.
891
00:43:02,563 --> 00:43:05,498
Aku cakap, kenapa kita
mesti beritahu penonton...
892
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,501
...apa yang mereka perlu dengar?
893
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:10,503
Kenapa tak beritahu saja
apa yang mereka nak dengar?
894
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,805
Apa yang mereka nak dengar, Ron?
895
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:15,341
Bahawa kita hidup di negara
paling bertuah di Bumi.
896
00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:19,111
Betul tu!
-Ceriakan dia.
897
00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:21,447
Kita mesti siarkan berita
tentang pejuang negara.
898
00:43:21,449 --> 00:43:24,450
Haiwan-haiwan comel.
899
00:43:24,452 --> 00:43:27,720
Kenapa si perang
lebih menyeronokkan.
900
00:43:27,722 --> 00:43:29,755
Dan siasatan penuh menarik,...
901
00:43:29,757 --> 00:43:32,458
...tentang berapa ramai
orang ejakulasi di hotel.
902
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:34,727
Dan hanya sorotan Berita
Sukan paling menarik.
903
00:43:34,729 --> 00:43:38,097
Home run, slam dunk, touchdown
dan jangan bola sepak.
904
00:43:38,099 --> 00:43:39,598
Aku suka angin!
905
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,700
Brick betul.
Orang suka taufan,...
906
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,803
...puting beliung,
gempa bumi, banjir,...
907
00:43:43,805 --> 00:43:45,137
...kita letak Brick
ke dalam semua tu.
908
00:43:45,139 --> 00:43:45,805
Kau sanggup?
909
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,808
Semua orang akan teruja.
Aku akan tonton!
910
00:43:48,810 --> 00:43:52,078
Tak, semua ini bertentangan
dengan nilai...
911
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,847
...dan prinsip kewartawanan
selama ni.
912
00:43:54,849 --> 00:43:58,284
Freddie, seorang lelaki bijak
pernah berkata:
913
00:43:58,286 --> 00:43:59,385
"Jadi?"
914
00:44:00,353 --> 00:44:02,188
Kita ada 10 jam sebelum siaran.
915
00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:03,255
Kami hanya perlu 8 jam!
916
00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:13,132
♪ Lady
917
00:44:14,801 --> 00:44:17,570
♪ I'm your knight
in shining armor
918
00:44:18,305 --> 00:44:20,139
♪ And I love you
919
00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:25,444
♪ You have made me what I am
920
00:44:26,546 --> 00:44:29,548
♪ And I am yours
921
00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:36,322
♪ My love... ♪
922
00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:41,594
Itu gula-gula?
-Tak tahu.
923
00:44:47,868 --> 00:44:48,868
Ini gula-gula.
924
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:52,538
Saya suka awak.
-Saya suka awak.
925
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,408
Ceritalah pasal awak.
926
00:44:56,410 --> 00:44:59,545
Saya 19 tahun.
Nama tengah saya Courtney.
927
00:44:59,547 --> 00:45:01,180
Saya boleh teka berapa
banyak kacang jeli...
928
00:45:01,182 --> 00:45:02,915
...dalam satu jar kacang jeli,...
929
00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,583
...walaupun saya salah.
930
00:45:04,585 --> 00:45:06,485
Awak pula?
931
00:45:06,487 --> 00:45:08,787
Nama saya
Chani Lastname.
932
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:11,891
Saya peramah dan mudah mesra.
933
00:45:11,893 --> 00:45:15,694
Saya boleh taip 50 perkataan
dengan 300 kesilapan ejaan.
934
00:45:16,696 --> 00:45:19,231
Saya terlatih dan bertauliah...
935
00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:20,599
...untuk memecat pegawai
pelancar bom misil.
936
00:45:20,601 --> 00:45:21,500
Saya juga.
937
00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:26,172
Chani, saya baru terima mesej
telefon ini minggu lepas.
938
00:45:26,174 --> 00:45:27,806
Awak poskannya pada saya?
939
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:29,942
Bagaimana lagi saya nak
hantarnya pada awak?
940
00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:31,544
Awak boleh bagi
terus pada saya.
942
00:45:33,447 --> 00:45:35,681
Awak orang paling bodoh saya
pernah jumpa seumur hidup,...
943
00:45:35,683 --> 00:45:37,816
...dan saya tak tipu.
944
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,351
Saya rasa teruk.
945
00:45:39,353 --> 00:45:41,353
Itu hakikatnya, Chani.
946
00:45:41,355 --> 00:45:43,522
Kau!
947
00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:45,858
Jangan ganggu dia!
-Maafkan saya encik.
948
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,896
Alihkan tangan kotor
kau dari dia!
949
00:45:50,898 --> 00:45:52,231
Tolong!
950
00:45:52,233 --> 00:45:53,566
Maafkan saya, encik!
951
00:45:53,568 --> 00:45:55,701
Jangan ganggu aku!
952
00:45:55,703 --> 00:45:58,571
Dia perempuan iblis!
953
00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:02,341
Glen!
954
00:46:02,909 --> 00:46:04,710
Mesej telefon aku!
955
00:46:04,712 --> 00:46:06,812
Jangan ganggu dia!
956
00:46:06,814 --> 00:46:07,813
Bukan hari ni!
957
00:46:08,882 --> 00:46:11,350
Dia berhati baik!
958
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:14,486
Chani! Saya nampak awak di
belakang meja! Awak dipecat!
959
00:46:14,488 --> 00:46:15,754
Kenapa?
960
00:46:24,664 --> 00:46:25,965
Awak okey?
961
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,435
Awak selamatkan saya.
962
00:46:29,437 --> 00:46:31,637
Dia cuba nak seksa saya.
963
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,939
Saya tak minta bakat ini.
964
00:46:33,941 --> 00:46:35,341
Saya dianugerahinya.
965
00:46:35,675 --> 00:46:36,842
Malam semalam...
966
00:46:37,744 --> 00:46:40,279
...ada burung kejar saya,...
967
00:46:40,281 --> 00:46:41,847
...dan saya harap ia awak.
968
00:46:43,016 --> 00:46:44,750
Boleh kita keluar temu janji?
969
00:46:44,752 --> 00:46:46,352
Ya.
970
00:47:00,967 --> 00:47:04,637
Oh tuhan, tolonglah aku.
971
00:47:04,639 --> 00:47:06,972
Aku janji, kalau Kau
tolong aku, aku akan...
972
00:47:06,974 --> 00:47:08,907
...aku akan jadi Sami.
973
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:12,478
Aku akan botakkan kepala
dan jadi Sami...
974
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,813
Apa yang aku cakap?
Aku tak mungkin akan buat.
975
00:47:14,815 --> 00:47:16,649
Kau dengar?
976
00:47:16,651 --> 00:47:18,550
Evan kata ada tulisan pelik
dalam teleprompter.
977
00:47:18,552 --> 00:47:20,052
Sekarang 2:00 pagi.
978
00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:22,454
Ini hal Freddie Shapp,
bukan aku. Teruskan.
979
00:47:22,456 --> 00:47:25,591
Mereka tak sedar apa
yang akan berlaku.
980
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,894
Ron dan pasukannya
menyangka...
981
00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:32,064
...mereka menjadikan
Berita lebih seronok.
982
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:33,999
Mereka tidak sedar mereka
bakal merubah...
983
00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:37,436
...sejarah dunia penyiaran
selama-lamanya.
984
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:40,673
Helo, Amerika. Sekarang
2:00 pagi, Waktu Timur.
985
00:47:40,675 --> 00:47:43,909
Saya Ron Burgundy, dan berita
utama malam ini adalah...
986
00:47:44,344 --> 00:47:46,412
...Amerika.
987
00:47:46,414 --> 00:47:48,080
Ia negara terhebat di dunia.
988
00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:49,848
Sejarah terbesar di dunia!
989
00:47:49,850 --> 00:47:50,749
Kau betul!
990
00:47:53,988 --> 00:47:56,021
Dah terlalu banyak Berita
tentang Keburukan Amerika.
991
00:47:56,023 --> 00:47:57,690
Betul, bang!
992
00:47:57,692 --> 00:48:00,893
Jadi malam ini, berita utama
kami adalah Kebaikan Amerika.
993
00:48:00,895 --> 00:48:03,062
Akhirnya ada kebaikan
menonton televisyen.
994
00:48:03,064 --> 00:48:05,597
Bagi permulaan,
mari menendang punggung.
995
00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:07,966
Punggung Nazi.
Punggung Rusia.
996
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:09,601
Apa yang dia buat?
997
00:48:09,603 --> 00:48:11,337
Dia cakap pasal Amerika.
998
00:48:11,339 --> 00:48:12,838
Kau ada masalah?
999
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,607
Saya mulakan bahagian pertama
dari 11 bahagian saya malam ini...
1000
00:48:15,609 --> 00:48:18,644
...tentang kuasa dan misteri
organ vagina manusia.
1001
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,079
Siri ini akan membawa
kita melihat...
1002
00:48:20,081 --> 00:48:23,082
...apa yang membuat
vagina sangat tebal,...
1003
00:48:23,084 --> 00:48:25,384
...dan juga rupa 50 vagina
terhebat...
1004
00:48:25,386 --> 00:48:26,852
...di kurun ke-20.
1006
00:48:29,757 --> 00:48:31,623
Satu lagi soalan,
kemudian saya lepaskan awak.
1007
00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:34,593
Siapa di kedudukan teratas
senarai 50 vagina terhebat?
1008
00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:36,762
Saya tak nak bocorkan dulu.
1009
00:48:36,764 --> 00:48:38,964
Ingatkan dah berjaya perdaya awak.
1010
00:48:38,966 --> 00:48:40,699
Saya beritahu nombor 2.
1011
00:48:40,701 --> 00:48:41,900
Silakan.
-Madame Curie.
1012
00:48:41,902 --> 00:48:43,469
Tentulah.
1013
00:48:43,870 --> 00:48:45,404
Whammy! Whammy!
1014
00:48:45,406 --> 00:48:47,139
Whammy! Whammy! Whammy!
1015
00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:48,874
Whammy!
1016
00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:55,881
Whammy!
1017
00:48:55,883 --> 00:48:57,416
Kembali pada awak, Ron.
1018
00:48:57,418 --> 00:49:00,386
Angin sangat kencang.
1019
00:49:00,388 --> 00:49:02,688
Brick? Brick, boleh
awak dengar saya?
1020
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:04,757
Saya tak dengar awak, Ron!
1021
00:49:04,759 --> 00:49:06,925
Okey, tapi awak
menjawab soalan saya,...
1022
00:49:06,927 --> 00:49:08,160
...jadi rasanya
awak dengar saya.
1023
00:49:08,162 --> 00:49:09,728
Tak, saya tak dengar!
1024
00:49:09,730 --> 00:49:11,597
Brick, awak rasa
cuaca berbahaya...
1025
00:49:11,599 --> 00:49:13,031
...pada orang ramai
di luar sana?
1026
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:16,034
Saya bimbangkan
haiwan di New York, Ron.
1027
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:20,672
Saya nampak seorang wanita dan
anjingnya melayang di udara.
1028
00:49:20,674 --> 00:49:24,476
Maksud awak angin sekencang jet?
1029
00:49:24,478 --> 00:49:26,145
Nampak macam dia
bela anjing belon.
1030
00:49:26,780 --> 00:49:28,947
Dan, tukar.
1031
00:49:28,949 --> 00:49:32,151
Untuk cerita haiwan ke-8
dan terakhir malam ini,...
1032
00:49:32,153 --> 00:49:34,887
...nampaknya penduduk
di North Yulk, Montana,...
1033
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,121
...mempunyai pejuang
negara paling comel...
1034
00:49:36,123 --> 00:49:37,890
...di Bumi Tuhan.
1035
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:42,961
Tengoklah si kecil tu!
1036
00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,865
Dia berseronok.
1037
00:49:48,001 --> 00:49:50,702
Mewakili kami semua di GNN,...
1038
00:49:50,704 --> 00:49:52,738
...saya Ron Burgundy.
1039
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,807
Jangan hanya nikmati malam ini,...
1040
00:49:54,809 --> 00:49:56,675
...nikmatilah malam Amerika.
1041
00:49:59,979 --> 00:50:01,513
Dan tamat!
1043
00:50:03,983 --> 00:50:05,751
Aku tak percaya apa
yang aku tonton...
1044
00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:07,719
...di skrin!
1045
00:50:07,721 --> 00:50:10,022
Kau sangat elektrik,
Ron! Whammy!
1046
00:50:10,024 --> 00:50:11,690
Semuanya serba kena!
1047
00:50:11,692 --> 00:50:13,158
Aku di luar!
1048
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,594
Tentulah, Brick.
Syabas.
1049
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,229
Bagus. Syabas.
1050
00:50:17,231 --> 00:50:21,567
Apa kejadah semua tu?
1051
00:50:21,569 --> 00:50:22,901
Bawa bertenang, Linda.
1052
00:50:22,903 --> 00:50:24,536
Kami hanya cuba
sesuatu yang baru.
1053
00:50:24,538 --> 00:50:26,104
Kau tukar format
rancangan ini...
1054
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,739
...tanpa rujuk aku?
Itu tak boleh diterima!
1055
00:50:27,741 --> 00:50:29,074
Betul tu, kak.
1056
00:50:29,076 --> 00:50:31,210
Dan kami lakukan dengan jayanya!
1057
00:50:31,212 --> 00:50:33,812
Ini hakikatnya.
Awak tak boleh terima!
1058
00:50:33,814 --> 00:50:36,882
Keluar! Kamu semua dipecat.
1059
00:50:36,884 --> 00:50:38,717
Kalau kau lelaki,
aku akan belasah kau.
1060
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,653
Betulkah?
Marilah!
1061
00:50:41,655 --> 00:50:43,188
Pukul!
Buat pukulan terbaik kau!
1062
00:50:44,123 --> 00:50:45,958
Aku ada 5 orang abang...
1063
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,793
...2 darinya pertahanan
dalam NFL, marilah!
1064
00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:49,628
Kau nak aku buat?
1065
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,029
Kau akan rasa sakit.
1066
00:50:51,031 --> 00:50:52,097
Buatlah, Ron.
1067
00:50:52,099 --> 00:50:54,533
Kau takut?
Apa masalahnya?
1068
00:50:54,535 --> 00:50:56,602
Dia penakut?
Kau penakut?
1069
00:50:59,706 --> 00:51:01,173
Aku bukan penakut.
1070
00:51:01,175 --> 00:51:03,141
Aku akan buat misai kau berdarah.
1072
00:51:06,947 --> 00:51:08,580
Kau melengahkan masa, Ron.
1073
00:51:08,582 --> 00:51:10,148
Aku tak melengahkan masa.
1074
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,518
Ron! Buat apa yang
lelaki dah buat selama...
1075
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,554
...beribu-ribu tahun,
dan pukul perempuan.
1076
00:51:15,556 --> 00:51:16,688
Pukul dia!
1077
00:51:16,690 --> 00:51:18,123
Pukul!
1078
00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,626
Ini dia datang Toledo Express.
1079
00:51:24,264 --> 00:51:25,731
Ron! Tak!
1080
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,701
Bukan aku yang buat!
1081
00:51:31,905 --> 00:51:34,206
Mak, anak mak sakit.
1082
00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:36,742
Anak mak.
1083
00:51:38,546 --> 00:51:40,812
Kenapa suara kau macam tu?
1084
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,883
Kau bunyi macam belon.
1085
00:51:44,885 --> 00:51:46,251
Tenangkan diri kau.
1086
00:51:46,253 --> 00:51:47,786
Sekuriti!
1087
00:51:47,788 --> 00:51:49,855
Mereka nampak anu saya.
1088
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:53,025
Budak gred 8 nampak anu saya!
1089
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,993
Kau kata mereka nampak anu kau?
1090
00:51:54,995 --> 00:51:57,763
Dalam bilik loker,
mereka nampak anu saya.
1091
00:51:57,765 --> 00:51:59,798
Awak dah belasah dia
balik ke Gred 8.
1092
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,766
Halau dia dari sini!
1094
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:06,672
Memang susah nak
menempa nama,...
1095
00:52:06,674 --> 00:52:09,107
...tapi rating ini lebih rendah
dari yang saya bayangkan.
1096
00:52:09,109 --> 00:52:10,909
Terima kasihlah pada
kenaikan slot 2 pagi.
1097
00:52:10,911 --> 00:52:12,945
Ia dah selamatkan kita.
1098
00:52:12,947 --> 00:52:14,813
Kenaikan? Apa maksud awak?
1099
00:52:15,248 --> 00:52:16,848
Kenaikan apa?
1100
00:52:16,850 --> 00:52:18,951
Burgundy.
Siapa Ron Burgundy?
1101
00:52:18,953 --> 00:52:20,786
Tak, ini tak mungkin.
1102
00:52:22,188 --> 00:52:24,356
Pasukannya bermula dengan 2,...
1103
00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:27,225
...dan habis dengan 5.6?
1104
00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:30,662
Ini ajaib! Mereka pintas Jack Lime!
1105
00:52:30,664 --> 00:52:33,932
Bagaimana boleh jadi begini?
Siapa mereka?
1106
00:52:33,934 --> 00:52:36,034
Mereka pasukan tempatan
dari San Diego.
1107
00:52:36,669 --> 00:52:38,103
Cantik!
1108
00:52:38,105 --> 00:52:39,671
Mereka dah tak bekerja untuk kita.
1109
00:52:41,975 --> 00:52:43,675
Saya pecat mereka.
1110
00:52:43,677 --> 00:52:46,144
Kawan-kawan, tak dinafikan lagi...
1111
00:52:46,146 --> 00:52:49,081
...aku bersalah dengan kamu semua.
1112
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,650
Aku heret kita ke sini...
1113
00:52:51,652 --> 00:52:54,119
...dan bencana jadi sejak mula.
1114
00:52:54,121 --> 00:52:56,655
Ron, jangan salahkan diri.
1115
00:52:56,657 --> 00:52:57,923
Ya, tak apa, Ron.
1116
00:52:58,091 --> 00:52:59,191
Gin.
1117
00:53:00,994 --> 00:53:02,961
Brian, apa rancangan
kau lepas ini?
1118
00:53:02,963 --> 00:53:04,663
Aku akan balik ke L.A.
1119
00:53:04,665 --> 00:53:06,298
Aku ada kawan baik di sana.
1120
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,900
O.J. Simpson. Phil Spector.
Robert Blake.
1121
00:53:08,902 --> 00:53:10,736
Dengar macam kru yang menarik.
1122
00:53:10,738 --> 00:53:12,704
Kami selalu kejar gadis.
1123
00:53:12,706 --> 00:53:14,806
Kami digelar "pecinta wanita".
1124
00:53:14,808 --> 00:53:16,875
Aku suka nama tu.
Kau patut tulis atas jaket.
1125
00:53:16,877 --> 00:53:18,243
Boleh tahan idea tu.
1126
00:53:21,681 --> 00:53:23,248
Kawan-kawan?
1128
00:53:26,854 --> 00:53:29,087
Aku ada berita.
1129
00:53:29,089 --> 00:53:30,722
Freddie, kami tak
berminat mendengar...
1130
00:53:30,724 --> 00:53:33,291
...perkataan "berita" sekarang.
-Ya.
1131
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:36,261
Kamu betul. Lupakan.
Lupakan yang aku datang ke sini.
1132
00:53:37,163 --> 00:53:39,765
Lupakan yang GNN
nak kamu balik.
1133
00:53:40,933 --> 00:53:45,737
Untuk siaran waktu perdana
dan kenaikan gaji.
1134
00:53:45,739 --> 00:53:48,707
Berhenti sentuh anu kami,
Freddie! Apa halnya?
1135
00:53:48,709 --> 00:53:50,909
Ya! Berhenti sentuh anu kami.
1136
00:53:50,911 --> 00:53:52,911
Tak, aku tak sentuh pun...
1137
00:53:55,014 --> 00:53:57,716
Rating kamu naik mencanak.
1138
00:53:57,718 --> 00:54:00,052
Orang ramai suka apa kamu buat.
1139
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,188
Kamu dah berjaya!
1140
00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:07,392
Faham? Kamu dah berjaya!
1141
00:54:08,327 --> 00:54:10,362
Demi bed pan Gene Rayburn!
1142
00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:12,364
Ia mengarut...
1143
00:54:12,366 --> 00:54:14,900
...dan mereka sukakannya!
1144
00:54:14,902 --> 00:54:17,703
Pasukan Berita ini pernah
mahsyur di San Diego,...
1145
00:54:17,705 --> 00:54:20,205
...tetapi itu tidak seberapa
dibanding dengan kota New York.
1146
00:54:21,207 --> 00:54:23,475
Kemahsyuran ini bak roket.
1147
00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:25,343
Roket yang mempunyai
minuman percuma...
1148
00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:28,113
...dan pramugari jelita.
1149
00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:30,315
Itu sahaja dari kami di GNN.
1150
00:54:30,317 --> 00:54:33,452
Syukur pada Tuhan atas kejadian,
terima kasih pada saya atas Berita.
1151
00:54:33,454 --> 00:54:34,853
Saya Jack...
1152
00:54:38,057 --> 00:54:39,091
1154
00:54:45,432 --> 00:54:46,865
Tambah grafik, okey?
1155
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,500
Tapi yang ada dah cukup banyak.
1156
00:54:48,502 --> 00:54:51,236
Kau dengar apa dia cakap.
Tambah grafik.
1157
00:54:51,238 --> 00:54:53,905
Izinkan dia bertanya!
1158
00:54:53,907 --> 00:54:56,942
Tak bolehkah Ron diam
untuk seketika saja?
1159
00:54:59,512 --> 00:55:01,246
Ini bertentangan dengan semua...
1160
00:55:01,248 --> 00:55:03,315
...yang saya perjuangkan selama ni.
1161
00:55:03,317 --> 00:55:04,916
Sayang, sudahlah.
1162
00:55:29,442 --> 00:55:31,443
Jika anda seperti saya,
anda perlukan seluar dalam...
1163
00:55:31,445 --> 00:55:33,478
...yang padan dengan
gaya hidup anda.
1164
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,248
Di kedai runcit
dan kedai tertentu.
1165
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:39,117
Saya penyampai cuaca Brick Tamland,
dan saya gemarkan mentega.
1166
00:55:39,119 --> 00:55:42,788
Mentega berkhasiat
dan rasanya lazat.
1167
00:55:47,293 --> 00:55:49,961
Ada sesuatu yang baru dengan
keadaan sosial di New York.
1168
00:55:49,963 --> 00:55:52,397
Menyeronokkan, mahal,
dan kosnya lebih kurang...
1169
00:55:52,399 --> 00:55:54,533
...sebotol pop soda
di mana-mana kedai ubat.
1170
00:55:54,535 --> 00:55:56,201
Ini Brian Fantana...
1171
00:55:56,203 --> 00:55:58,436
...sedang menunggu...
1172
00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:01,039
...untuk menyalakan ganja.
1173
00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:03,441
Brian, saya difahamkan
kita ada sedikit ganja...
1174
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,243
...dan kita akan hisapnya
di sini di studio.
1175
00:56:05,245 --> 00:56:08,079
Apa tu? Mereka tahu tak
mereka akan hisap?
1176
00:56:08,081 --> 00:56:10,048
Tak.
1177
00:56:10,050 --> 00:56:13,285
Sekarang, letakkan dalam paip.
1178
00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,086
Dari situkah frasa "Letakkan
dalam paip dan hisap" datang??
1179
00:56:15,088 --> 00:56:16,955
Saya tak peduli.
1180
00:56:16,957 --> 00:56:18,490
Saya sukakan segmen "memasak".
1182
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:25,263
Rasainya sekelip mata.
1183
00:56:25,265 --> 00:56:28,233
Seronoknya. Sekejap saja
saya dapat rasa keindahannya.
1184
00:56:28,235 --> 00:56:32,003
Kesannya terjadi sangat...!
1185
00:56:32,005 --> 00:56:34,039
Ia menyegarkan.
1186
00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:36,208
Mereka sedang nikmatinya.
1187
00:56:36,210 --> 00:56:37,876
Tentulah nikmat.
Itukan ganja.
1188
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,447
Sekarang baru kami tahu,...
1189
00:56:42,449 --> 00:56:44,850
...tak boleh hisap ganja
bila siaran langsung.
1190
00:56:56,128 --> 00:56:57,863
Hey, gang.
1191
00:56:57,865 --> 00:56:59,397
Kau tahu apa yang akan buat
hari ini lebih seronok?
1192
00:56:59,399 --> 00:57:00,632
Apa?
1193
00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:02,567
Keriting rambut!
1195
00:57:15,915 --> 00:57:17,315
Masuklah dan tutup pintu.
1196
00:57:22,588 --> 00:57:24,589
Kalau ini pasal
Berita baru,...
1197
00:57:24,591 --> 00:57:27,359
...rasanya Brian Fantana
dah jumpa satu kisah menarik.
1198
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,961
Tentang serpihan pesawat...
1199
00:57:29,963 --> 00:57:33,298
...yang terlerai dari pesawat
semasa sedang terbang...
1200
00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,200
...dan menghentam tanah
dan orang ramai.
1201
00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:36,902
Kami gelarnya "Kematian Dari Atas."
1202
00:57:36,904 --> 00:57:38,236
Awak. Mari sini.
1203
00:57:43,576 --> 00:57:45,377
Dah lama saya perhati awak.
1204
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:46,678
Yakah?
1205
00:57:48,415 --> 00:57:50,282
Saya kerap perhatikan awak.
1206
00:57:51,984 --> 00:57:53,952
Awak buat sesuka hati awak.
1207
00:57:53,954 --> 00:57:56,354
Saya suka sesuatu yang baru.
1208
00:57:56,356 --> 00:57:58,256
Awak tak ikut format.
1209
00:57:58,258 --> 00:58:00,258
Awak buat apa saja...
1210
00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:03,228
...seolah awak Raja di dunia.
1211
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,397
Saya hanya hamba suruhan.
Itulah saya.
1212
00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,966
Awak tahu tak?
-Apa?
1214
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:15,240
Saya rasa ia seksi!
1215
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,208
Awak nak cederakan saya?
1216
00:58:17,210 --> 00:58:19,110
Ini sebenarnya,
En. Burgundy.
1217
00:58:19,112 --> 00:58:22,113
Awak seorang bintang
dan saya sukakan awak.
1218
00:58:22,115 --> 00:58:24,149
Aduh, saya sangat takut sekarang.
1219
00:58:24,151 --> 00:58:25,583
Sekarang, saya nak dengar
awak meracau macam kucing.
1220
00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:32,157
Sekarang, saya nak awak
menyalak macam anjing.
1221
00:58:32,159 --> 00:58:34,626
Menyalak. Menyalak!
1222
00:58:34,628 --> 00:58:36,161
Macam anak anjing.
1223
00:58:41,535 --> 00:58:43,168
Ya. Lakukan!
1226
00:58:46,707 --> 00:58:48,340
Jangan menangis.
1227
00:58:50,143 --> 00:58:51,977
Sangat berahi tapi menakutkan.
1228
00:58:51,979 --> 00:58:53,144
Campuran yang pelik.
1229
00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:55,080
Sila masuk.
1230
00:58:56,182 --> 00:58:57,482
Linda.
1231
00:58:57,484 --> 00:58:59,284
Maafkan saya, Linda.
1232
00:58:59,986 --> 00:59:02,387
Ron, Jack nak bertanya...
1233
00:59:02,389 --> 00:59:04,255
...samada dia boleh kembali
pakai nama Jack Lime...
1234
00:59:04,257 --> 00:59:05,724
...bukannya Jack Lame.
1235
00:59:05,726 --> 00:59:07,292
Dia sangat tertekan.
1236
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,694
Tak, tak boleh.
Dia dah bertaruh.
1238
00:59:11,665 --> 00:59:13,031
Kalau kau nak tukar, boleh.
1239
00:59:13,499 --> 00:59:14,666
Jadi apa?
1240
00:59:14,668 --> 00:59:16,301
Art Areola.
1241
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,703
Tak! Itu lagi teruk!
1242
00:59:18,705 --> 00:59:21,039
Bagaimana dengan ni?
Tukar kepada Dick Fuck.
1243
00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:23,441
Eja jadi P-H-U-C.
1244
00:59:23,443 --> 00:59:25,276
Kau akan terkenal dalam
kalangan orang Vietnam.
1245
00:59:25,278 --> 00:59:29,214
Dengar sini, Burgundy.
antara kita belum selesai, okey?
1246
00:59:30,349 --> 00:59:32,117
Jumpa lagi bila-bila.
1247
00:59:35,254 --> 00:59:36,454
Baik.
1249
00:59:40,126 --> 00:59:41,559
Mesyuarat hari ini...
1250
00:59:42,528 --> 00:59:44,229
...sangat membuahkan hasil.
1251
00:59:44,231 --> 00:59:46,698
Datang jemput saya pukul 8:00.
1252
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:50,468
Saya keliru apa maksud awak.
1253
00:59:51,470 --> 00:59:52,737
Keliru!
1254
01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:06,051
Ron, kau terlepas
lawak kelakar...
1255
01:00:06,053 --> 01:00:07,685
...Garfield di sini!
1256
01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:10,822
Aku rasa bos kita
baru saja rogol aku.
1257
01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:12,824
Apa?
1258
01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:15,560
Aku tak tahu apa terjadi.
Aku keliru.
1259
01:00:15,562 --> 01:00:17,262
Dengan jari-jemarinya...
1260
01:00:17,264 --> 01:00:19,697
...rambut, hembusan nafas, bibir.
1261
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,199
Kenapa bukan orang lain.
Entahlah.
1262
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,700
Nampaknya dia sukakan kau.
1263
01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:24,069
Wanita tergilakan kita...
1264
01:00:24,071 --> 01:00:25,837
...sejak kita terkenal.
1265
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,472
Bukan nak riak,...
1266
01:00:27,474 --> 01:00:30,141
...tapi aku baru saja
'jangkitkan' Florence Henderson.
1267
01:00:30,143 --> 01:00:33,611
Itu bukan riak, Brian.
Itu menjijikkan.
1268
01:00:33,613 --> 01:00:36,781
Aku hanya buat perkara
2 insan sedang bercinta.
1269
01:00:36,783 --> 01:00:39,350
Bezanya salah seorang dari
kami ada penyakit kelamin...
1270
01:00:39,352 --> 01:00:41,486
...di sekeliling alat kelamin,...
1271
01:00:41,488 --> 01:00:44,589
...kebetulan dia dengan kau...
1272
01:00:44,591 --> 01:00:47,625
...bila dia tersedar,
tahu-tahu dah terjangkit.
1273
01:00:47,627 --> 01:00:50,562
Aku bagi dia penyakit.
1274
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:51,629
Rasanya itu salah dia...
1275
01:00:51,631 --> 01:00:53,298
...sebab jadi pelacur.
1276
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:54,666
Aku ada janji temu!
1277
01:00:54,668 --> 01:00:56,201
Brick ada jani temu?
1278
01:00:56,203 --> 01:00:57,302
Baguslah untuk Brick!
1279
01:00:57,304 --> 01:00:59,104
Apa itu temu janji?
1280
01:00:59,106 --> 01:01:01,372
Janji temu adalah keadaan
di mana 2 orang bersama,...
1281
01:01:01,374 --> 01:01:02,640
...bersuka ria sambil
minum-minum,...
1282
01:01:02,642 --> 01:01:03,842
...bersembang-sembang...
1283
01:01:03,844 --> 01:01:05,110
...tanggalkan pakaian...
1284
01:01:06,847 --> 01:01:08,580
Tak apa, ia seronok.
1285
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,348
Ia seronok.
Bawa bertenang.
1286
01:01:10,350 --> 01:01:13,585
Jangan risau, Brick,
kami ada, okey?
1287
01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:16,554
Pertama sekali, kau
mesti ada perlindungan.
1289
01:01:20,693 --> 01:01:22,594
Itu dia.
1290
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,530
Koleksi kondom Brian Fantana.
1291
01:01:25,532 --> 01:01:29,167
Brian, bagaimana dengan
The Hooded Guest?
1292
01:01:29,169 --> 01:01:30,635
Aku suka pilihan kau.
1293
01:01:31,871 --> 01:01:34,239
Yang itu sangat terlindung.
1294
01:01:34,241 --> 01:01:36,841
Umpama meletakkan pelindung
cengkerang pada anu kau.
1295
01:01:36,843 --> 01:01:38,643
Ambil masa 2 jam untuk pakai.
1296
01:01:38,645 --> 01:01:41,179
Terlindung, dia takkan
nampak kau datang.
1297
01:01:41,181 --> 01:01:42,514
Nanti, nanti.
1298
01:01:42,516 --> 01:01:43,915
Kau fikir apa aku fikir?
1299
01:01:43,917 --> 01:01:44,916
"Lou Dobin's
Good Time Weiner Pouch."
1300
01:01:45,518 --> 01:01:47,318
Itu terbaik.
1301
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,488
Dobin. Direka untuk mereka
yang gemar tonton seks.
1302
01:01:50,490 --> 01:01:52,157
Diperbuat dari denim,...
1303
01:01:52,159 --> 01:01:53,725
...akan nampak lebih
menarik setiap kali dibasuh.
1304
01:01:53,727 --> 01:01:55,460
Bagi yang lebih mencabar.
1305
01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:56,394
Aku ada.
1306
01:01:57,329 --> 01:01:58,496
Kondom Po' Boy.
1307
01:01:58,498 --> 01:02:00,665
Kondom yang menakjubkan.
1308
01:02:00,667 --> 01:02:03,401
Kau akan rasa sedikit hangat
sebab diperbuat dari cili.
1309
01:02:03,403 --> 01:02:06,437
Anu kau akan berpinar.
1310
01:02:06,439 --> 01:02:08,173
Brian, apa nama anu kau
bila disarung Po' Boy?
1311
01:02:08,175 --> 01:02:09,641
Fat Tuesday.
1312
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,943
Nanti sekejap.
Aku tahu.
1313
01:02:13,679 --> 01:02:15,413
"The Rigid Ghost."
1314
01:02:15,415 --> 01:02:18,216
Getah terbaik dalam pasaran.
1315
01:02:18,218 --> 01:02:21,953
4 dari 7 anak luar nikah aku
terhasil dengan kondom ni.
1316
01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:24,656
Brian, itu sebabnya
lelaki pakai kondom, kan?
1317
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:26,791
Untuk halang dari hamilkan wanita?
1318
01:02:26,793 --> 01:02:29,294
Pepatah lama ada
mengatakan: "Tidak."
1319
01:02:34,633 --> 01:02:36,868
Terima kasih, Ron, dan
selamat hari St. Patrick...
1320
01:02:36,870 --> 01:02:39,337
...buat semua orang Asli Amerika.
1321
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:40,438
Melihat peta kita...
1322
01:02:42,608 --> 01:02:43,474
Mana peta?
1323
01:02:44,510 --> 01:02:46,711
Tak ada peta,
hijau semata-mata.
1324
01:02:46,713 --> 01:02:48,713
Tak, ada peta sebenarnya.
Tengok monitor.
1325
01:02:48,715 --> 01:02:51,216
Ya, baiklah.
1326
01:02:51,218 --> 01:02:52,817
Ron, mana kaki aku?
1327
01:02:52,819 --> 01:02:54,552
Mana kaki aku?
-Kaki kau ada di situ.
1328
01:02:54,554 --> 01:02:56,487
Aku tak ada kaki, Ron.
1329
01:02:56,489 --> 01:02:58,323
Tak tahu bagaimana aku
boleh berdiri.
1330
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:02,427
Brick, kau masih ada kaki.
1331
01:03:02,429 --> 01:03:04,929
Warna seluar kau sama dengan...
1332
01:03:04,931 --> 01:03:06,698
Ron, aku tak ada kaki!
1333
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,732
...Chroma-key di belakang kau.
1334
01:03:07,734 --> 01:03:09,934
93?
1335
01:03:09,936 --> 01:03:12,270
93?
1336
01:03:12,272 --> 01:03:13,605
Rileks.
1337
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:20,912
Lepas saya dapat Masters dalam
Kewartawanan di Columbia,...
1338
01:03:20,914 --> 01:03:24,315
...saya bekerja sebagai
biro London di ABC News.
1339
01:03:24,317 --> 01:03:25,883
Wah, London.
1340
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,820
Awak sungguh hebat,
saya pula...
1341
01:03:28,822 --> 01:03:30,989
...saya hanya keluar dari
Amerika 2 kali seumur hidup.
1342
01:03:30,991 --> 01:03:33,758
Yang pertama melancong
ke Mexico, dan kemudian...
1343
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:34,759
...kali ke-2 saya
keluar negara,...
1344
01:03:34,761 --> 01:03:37,362
...saya ke Salem, Oregon.
1345
01:03:37,364 --> 01:03:38,429
En. Burgundy, awak gemuruh?
1346
01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:40,398
Ya.
1347
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,866
Saya menakutkan awak sebab
terlalu terburu-buru?
1348
01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:44,636
Ya.
1349
01:03:44,638 --> 01:03:46,638
Bukannya sebab awak
tak menarik,...
1350
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,806
...cumanya saya
agak kolot.
1351
01:03:48,808 --> 01:03:51,309
Saya wanita moden.
1352
01:03:51,777 --> 01:03:53,044
Saya beritahu awak,...
1353
01:03:53,046 --> 01:03:55,647
...bila saya mahukan sesuatu,
saya akan kejar sampai dapat.
1354
01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:57,815
Boleh saya tanya awak soalan?
1356
01:03:59,319 --> 01:04:01,386
Kaki awakkah di celah
kangkang saya?
1357
01:04:01,553 --> 01:04:02,754
Tak.
1358
01:04:02,756 --> 01:04:04,622
Maafkan saya.
1359
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,058
Rupanya tangan saya.
1360
01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,726
Jadi...
1361
01:04:08,728 --> 01:04:10,328
...kita akan lakukannya?
1362
01:04:10,330 --> 01:04:14,032
Tentulah kita akan lakukannya.
1363
01:04:14,034 --> 01:04:17,635
Saya rasa agak janggal,
Sebab saya...
1364
01:04:17,637 --> 01:04:19,671
...bakal berasmara
dengan wanita negro!
1365
01:04:19,673 --> 01:04:22,006
Maafkan saya.
1366
01:04:22,008 --> 01:04:25,310
Saya tak begitu selalunya.
1367
01:04:25,312 --> 01:04:27,378
Bila gemuruh,
saya akan hilang kawalan...
1368
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,646
...dengan nada suara saya.
1369
01:04:29,315 --> 01:04:30,815
Saya tak kisah,...
1370
01:04:30,817 --> 01:04:32,550
...sebab saya dah
dapat awak malam ini.
1371
01:04:33,085 --> 01:04:34,786
Kalau begitu mari pergi...
1372
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,054
...dan berasmara!
1373
01:04:38,357 --> 01:04:39,324
Maaf.
1374
01:05:20,532 --> 01:05:21,566
Ini mesin soda...
1375
01:05:21,568 --> 01:05:23,601
...terbaik saya pernah rasa.
1376
01:05:23,603 --> 01:05:24,769
Kecantikan mesin soda ini...
1377
01:05:24,771 --> 01:05:26,070
...menggambarkan kecantikan awak.
1378
01:05:33,112 --> 01:05:35,046
Boleh saya tanya awak
satu soalan peribadi?
1379
01:05:35,048 --> 01:05:36,981
Saya tak tahu apa soalannya,
tapi, tanyalah.
1380
01:05:36,983 --> 01:05:38,483
Awak pernah cium sesiapa?
1381
01:05:39,485 --> 01:05:41,018
Cium skrin televisyen...
1382
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,453
...pada cerita Planet of the Apes
dan filem aksi?
1383
01:05:43,122 --> 01:05:44,956
Ya.
1384
01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:48,726
Ya, saya pernah. Saya pernah cium
Angie Dickinson dan Dr. Zaius.
1385
01:05:50,496 --> 01:05:52,764
Saya hanya cium orang
bila dalam mimpi.
1386
01:05:52,766 --> 01:05:55,933
Saya pernah cium
seekor naga kecil...
1387
01:05:55,935 --> 01:05:58,136
...seorang wanita
dengan rambut terbakar.
1388
01:05:58,138 --> 01:06:00,805
Saya tak ada banyak
pengalaman bercium,...
1389
01:06:00,807 --> 01:06:02,940
...tapi satu perkara
yang pasti:
1390
01:06:02,942 --> 01:06:05,743
Ia melibatkan gigi.
1391
01:06:05,745 --> 01:06:08,079
Rasanya saya dah
bersedia untuk cium.
1392
01:06:45,517 --> 01:06:46,784
Helo, Cik Jackson.
1393
01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:49,720
Saya tak berniat menakutkan awak.
1394
01:06:49,722 --> 01:06:52,490
En. Allenby, saya tak sangka awak...
1395
01:06:52,492 --> 01:06:54,091
Ya, saya faham.
1396
01:06:55,661 --> 01:06:57,462
Saya terdengar tentang
satu cerita yang...
1397
01:06:57,464 --> 01:07:00,598
...Ron Burgundy dan
Brian Fantana sedang usahakan.
1398
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,633
Sesetengah pesawat dari
syarikat penerbangan saya...
1399
01:07:02,635 --> 01:07:04,068
...memang ada bahagian yang
terlerai baru-baru ini.
1400
01:07:04,736 --> 01:07:06,871
Kami ada masalah? Ya.
1401
01:07:06,873 --> 01:07:10,174
Kami dah baikinya?
Saya tak tahu, mungkin.
1402
01:07:10,176 --> 01:07:14,212
Kalau cerita ini jadi Berita,
saham Koala akan menjunam.
1403
01:07:14,214 --> 01:07:17,215
Kita tak boleh tarik balik.
Itu tak beretika namanya.
1404
01:07:17,217 --> 01:07:19,917
Kita kuasai dunia Berita.
Kita boleh buat apa saja.
1405
01:07:20,686 --> 01:07:23,087
Ini satu perjanjian.
1406
01:07:23,089 --> 01:07:26,090
Ia digelar "sinergi."
Perjanjian antara 2 syarikat.
1407
01:07:29,862 --> 01:07:31,095
Untuk sinergi.
1408
01:07:39,905 --> 01:07:42,807
Awak agak pendiam.
1409
01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:45,142
Untuk pengetahuan awak, saya
terharu dijemput makan malam.
1410
01:07:46,945 --> 01:07:48,279
Mereka akan sukakan awak.
1411
01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:51,616
Lazatnya!
1412
01:07:53,652 --> 01:07:54,585
Jadi...
1413
01:07:55,721 --> 01:07:56,787
...dah berapa lama kamu
dan Linda bercinta?
1414
01:07:57,289 --> 01:07:58,289
Mak.
1416
01:07:59,893 --> 01:08:01,759
Tak, tak apa.
Itu soalan logik.
1418
01:08:03,763 --> 01:08:07,565
Cinta kami masih baru,
tapi ia sangat hangat.
1419
01:08:08,867 --> 01:08:12,837
Cinta kami sangat berahi
dan panas dan basah.
1420
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:15,706
Ada berahi dalam cinta kami.
1421
01:08:15,708 --> 01:08:17,275
Apa awak cakap ni?
1422
01:08:17,277 --> 01:08:20,144
Maksudnya begini, saya
umpama tupai menebuk buah.
1423
01:08:20,146 --> 01:08:22,780
Kami tak berbual begitu
di meja makan.
1424
01:08:22,782 --> 01:08:26,684
Apa awak buat? -Saya cuba menonjolkan
'gajah putih' dalam bilik ni.
1425
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,085
Saya nak runtuhkan dinding...
1426
01:08:28,087 --> 01:08:30,187
...antara kaum melalui
perbualan kosong.
1427
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,189
Itu saja maksud saya.
-Awak bercakap macam orang bodoh.
1428
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,191
Rasanya semua berjalan lancar.
1429
01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:35,726
Untuk pengetahuan awak,...
1430
01:08:35,728 --> 01:08:36,994
...itu bukan adab kami berbual.
1431
01:08:36,996 --> 01:08:39,263
Okey.
1432
01:08:39,265 --> 01:08:41,566
Tengoklah si Papa ni.
1433
01:08:41,568 --> 01:08:44,068
Merungut seorang diri,
"Tak guna! Orang putih ni."
1434
01:08:44,070 --> 01:08:47,705
"Duduk di meja aku, makan makanan aku.
Dalam rumah aku? Sentuh anak aku?"
1435
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,073
Ya, betul.
1436
01:08:49,075 --> 01:08:50,641
Saya dah sentuh anak awak!
1437
01:08:50,643 --> 01:08:52,743
Kami dah buat banyak perkara, Papa.
1438
01:08:52,745 --> 01:08:55,046
Perkara yang awak takkan suka!
1439
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:57,148
Oh, Tuhan!
1440
01:08:57,150 --> 01:09:01,886
Saya hanya seorang lelaki
dari Terre Haute, Indiana...
1441
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:06,857
...dengan anu besar, dompet tebal
dan ganja dalam poket.
1442
01:09:06,859 --> 01:09:08,993
Menunggu siapa sudi
menghisapnya dengan saya.
1443
01:09:08,995 --> 01:09:10,895
Apa kata kita hisap
ganja di sini?
1444
01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:12,697
Ini bukannya Super Fly.
Apa masalah kau?
1445
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:18,936
Linda, mak tak faham apa
hala tuju kamu dengan dia.
1446
01:09:18,938 --> 01:09:21,038
Awak pun tahu
apa maksud saya,...
1447
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,075
...mak Linda yang hitam.
Masuk dalam kumpulan!
1448
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:26,844
Hangatkan suasana!
1449
01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:29,246
Pergi belakang,
'masak' chitlins.
1450
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:31,682
Dada hitam.
1451
01:09:31,684 --> 01:09:33,384
Apa?
1452
01:09:33,386 --> 01:09:35,086
Itu emak aku.
1453
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,355
Lambai tangan kamu.
1454
01:09:37,357 --> 01:09:39,290
Lambai tangan kamu
seolah tak ada apa-apa.
1455
01:09:39,292 --> 01:09:41,125
Tolong jangan teruskan.
1456
01:09:41,127 --> 01:09:43,728
Siapa di antara kamu
jalang penghisap paip...
1457
01:09:43,730 --> 01:09:45,997
...yang boleh berikan
saya kentang lecek?
1458
01:09:45,999 --> 01:09:47,832
Makan malam tadi berjalan
sangat lancar.
1459
01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:49,200
Awak dah gila?
1460
01:09:49,202 --> 01:09:51,302
Tak, saya tak gila!
Saya sangat gembira!
1461
01:09:52,371 --> 01:09:54,772
Ayah saya terajang kepala awak!
1462
01:09:54,774 --> 01:09:57,241
Rasanya macam bergaduh
dengan samseng.
1463
01:09:57,243 --> 01:09:59,110
Saya tetamu awak!
1464
01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,412
Awak panggil ahli keluarga saya
"Jalang penghisap paip!"
1465
01:10:01,414 --> 01:10:03,214
Saya tak nak salahkan awak, tapi...
1466
01:10:04,349 --> 01:10:05,316
...awak yang ajak saya.
1467
01:10:06,318 --> 01:10:07,785
Maafkan saya.
1469
01:10:09,889 --> 01:10:12,857
Saya tertekan sangat sebab...
1470
01:10:12,859 --> 01:10:14,925
...sebab Allenby, dia
tak nak awak siarkan...
1471
01:10:14,927 --> 01:10:16,160
...cerita yang awak rancang itu.
1472
01:10:17,062 --> 01:10:18,329
"Kematian Dari Atas."
1473
01:10:18,331 --> 01:10:19,797
Itu cerita yang bagus.
Pendedahan menarik.
1474
01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:21,232
Dengar, Ron.
1475
01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:24,335
Awak pernah dengar
perkataan sinergi?
1476
01:10:30,942 --> 01:10:33,110
Mak kamu nak kita berdua...
1477
01:10:33,112 --> 01:10:34,712
...luang masa bersama.
1478
01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:39,150
Dia fikir ayah gagal jadi
ayah yang baik pada kamu.
1479
01:10:41,119 --> 01:10:42,820
Kamu percaya tak?
1480
01:10:44,690 --> 01:10:46,891
Oh! Susahnya.
1481
01:10:46,893 --> 01:10:49,727
Bercakap dengan budak
berumur 6 tahun.
1482
01:10:51,096 --> 01:10:53,898
Oh! Kamu tahu tak?
Ayah tidur dengan wanita negro.
1483
01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:56,000
Apa?
-Tak ada apa.
1484
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:58,703
Ayah, ayah suka Spider-Man?
1485
01:10:58,705 --> 01:11:02,773
Tak, ayah tak pernah suka dia.
1486
01:11:02,775 --> 01:11:06,377
Ayah tak suka topeng dia,
kostum, kuasa, jaring.
1487
01:11:06,379 --> 01:11:09,213
Dia sangat berlagak.
Peniru.
1488
01:11:09,215 --> 01:11:11,115
Peniru?
1489
01:11:11,117 --> 01:11:15,953
Peniru itu macam Gary.
Itulah peniru.
1490
01:11:15,955 --> 01:11:17,788
Bagaimana dengan shitheel?
1491
01:11:19,324 --> 01:11:22,193
Shitheel itu panggilan menarik...
1492
01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:24,829
...yang patut kamu gelar pada
Gary setiap kali kamu jumpa dia.
1493
01:11:24,831 --> 01:11:28,299
Bila dia kejutkan kamu untuk sarapan,
kata: "Selamat pagi, shitheel."
1494
01:11:28,301 --> 01:11:30,801
Mungkin dia akan hadiahkan
kamu duit atau gula-gula.
1495
01:11:30,803 --> 01:11:32,837
Bunyi menarik?
-Ya.
1496
01:11:32,839 --> 01:11:34,939
Ayah memang shitheel.
1497
01:11:34,941 --> 01:11:40,111
Cakap begitu pada Gary saja.
Dia pasti suka.
1498
01:11:40,113 --> 01:11:42,379
Ayah pun gembira juga,
tapi dia akan sangat gembira.
1499
01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:45,416
Ayah.
1500
01:11:45,418 --> 01:11:47,151
Kadang-kadang saya terdengar
bunyi pada waktu malam...
1501
01:11:47,153 --> 01:11:48,919
...dan saya rasa takut.
1502
01:11:48,921 --> 01:11:51,822
Rasanya ada hantu
dalam almari saya.
1503
01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:53,524
Dengar sini, nak.
1504
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:57,762
Hantu tak wujud.
Habis cerita.
1505
01:11:57,764 --> 01:11:59,330
Jadi, apa yang menakutkan?
1506
01:11:59,332 --> 01:12:00,798
Kamu nak tahu...
1507
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,166
...apa yang menakutkan?
1508
01:12:02,534 --> 01:12:04,101
Ya, saya nak tahu.
1509
01:12:04,870 --> 01:12:06,837
Santau.
-Santau?
1510
01:12:06,839 --> 01:12:08,272
Ya, santau.
1511
01:12:08,274 --> 01:12:10,274
Santau akan buat
kamu dalam masalah.
1512
01:12:10,276 --> 01:12:12,810
Dan ia 100% wujud.
1513
01:12:13,111 --> 01:12:15,179
Janji dengan ayah...
1514
01:12:15,181 --> 01:12:16,080
...kamu takkan ke Haiti.
1515
01:12:16,515 --> 01:12:18,516
Saya janji, ayah.
1516
01:12:18,518 --> 01:12:20,451
Bagus. Ayah gembira
luangkan masa bersama kamu.
1517
01:12:20,453 --> 01:12:22,253
Saya juga, ayah.
1518
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:24,255
Kamu nak ikut ayah
ke Haiti bila-bila?
1519
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:26,457
Tak nak.
-Bagus.
1520
01:12:26,459 --> 01:12:28,392
Apa yang awak beritahu dia?
1521
01:12:28,394 --> 01:12:30,361
Saya tak beritahu dia apa-apa.
1522
01:12:30,363 --> 01:12:32,997
Dah 4 hari dia tak tidur, Ron!
1523
01:12:32,999 --> 01:12:35,499
Setiap masa, dia tanya saya
bila kita nak ke Haiti!
1524
01:12:35,501 --> 01:12:37,201
Apa maksudnya?
1525
01:12:37,203 --> 01:12:40,104
Saya dah tak tahan dan geram
sebab awak pukau dia dengan...
1526
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:42,206
...bantuan syaitan santau.
1527
01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:45,276
Awak mesti luangkan masa
bersama dia dengan cara sihat!
1528
01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:47,311
Saya nak tanya sesuatu,
dan saya tak buat lawak.
1529
01:12:47,313 --> 01:12:49,914
Awak pasti dia bukan orang kerdil
dengan kecacatan kekal?
1530
01:12:49,916 --> 01:12:53,150
Dia baru 7 tahun, Ron.
1531
01:12:53,152 --> 01:12:54,952
Baiklah.
-Sekarang dengar sini.
1532
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:58,289
Dia sertai pameran sains
esok, pukul 8:00,...
1533
01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,890
...dan dia nak awak datang.
1534
01:12:59,892 --> 01:13:02,893
Saya akan datang.
Baik?
1535
01:13:02,895 --> 01:13:04,328
Siapa jemputan awak
untuk Berita esok?
1536
01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:06,564
Saya tak nak bincang kerja
dengan awak, Ron, okey?
1537
01:13:06,566 --> 01:13:09,033
Datang saja pameran sains esok.
1538
01:13:09,035 --> 01:13:10,000
Baik!
1539
01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:13,604
Ia digelar temubual dekad ini.
1540
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:15,472
Veronica Corningstone bakal
bersemuka dengan Yasser Arafat.
1541
01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:17,441
Yasser siapa?
1542
01:13:17,443 --> 01:13:24,415
Dan juga, Cik Corningstone ialah
bekas isteri Ron Burgundy,...
1543
01:13:24,417 --> 01:13:26,550
...jadi ini merupakan
satu tamparan bagi Ronny.
1544
01:13:26,552 --> 01:13:28,986
Tony Danza's scrotum!
1545
01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,255
Jadi, mewakili kami di GNN.
1546
01:13:31,257 --> 01:13:34,225
Syukur pada Tuhan atas kejadian,
Terima kasih pada saya atas Berita.
1547
01:13:34,227 --> 01:13:35,492
Saya Dick Phuc.
1548
01:13:39,531 --> 01:13:43,367
Rating kita makin menurun.
1549
01:13:43,369 --> 01:13:45,870
Ingatkan kita boleh kekal.
1550
01:13:45,872 --> 01:13:47,571
Bagaimana dengan cerita
"Kematian Dari Atas" saya?
1551
01:13:49,241 --> 01:13:51,508
Tanyalah Ron pasal tu.
1552
01:13:52,978 --> 01:13:54,545
Kita tarik balik cerita tu,
Brian.
1553
01:13:54,547 --> 01:13:57,381
Apa? Kenapa?
Aku bekerja keras untuk tu.
1554
01:13:57,383 --> 01:13:58,983
Itu keputusan aku, okey, Brian?
1555
01:13:58,985 --> 01:14:00,651
Lupakanlah.
Itu sinergi.
1556
01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:01,919
Apa maksudnya?
1557
01:14:01,921 --> 01:14:04,154
Bertenang, Ron.
1558
01:14:04,156 --> 01:14:06,257
Kita pernah jauh di depan.
Lain kali kita kejar lagi.
1559
01:14:06,259 --> 01:14:07,992
Kaulah bertenang!
1560
01:14:07,994 --> 01:14:09,560
Aku takkan duduk
di kedudukan ke-2!
1561
01:14:09,562 --> 01:14:11,428
Aku rasa apa yang
Champ maksudkan...
1562
01:14:11,430 --> 01:14:14,999
Aku faham apa yang dia
maksudkan, Brian, okey?
1563
01:14:15,001 --> 01:14:17,635
Aku tahu kamu semua tak peduli.
1564
01:14:17,637 --> 01:14:19,904
Mengaku sajalah,
aku yang naikkan rating.
1565
01:14:21,172 --> 01:14:23,007
Aku mula tertanya-tanya
apa jasa kamu si badut.
1566
01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:27,011
Chani suka badut.
Kecuali badut yang menyeramkan.
1567
01:14:27,013 --> 01:14:27,945
Diam, Brick!
1568
01:14:28,546 --> 01:14:30,347
Diam sekejap saja!
1569
01:14:31,416 --> 01:14:33,250
Ron...
1570
01:14:33,252 --> 01:14:34,952
...tengking aku.
1571
01:14:34,954 --> 01:14:35,653
Ya, memang aku tengking kau!
1572
01:14:39,991 --> 01:14:42,326
Jangan tengking Brick.
1573
01:14:42,328 --> 01:14:43,427
Kau masih khayal ganja?
1574
01:14:44,029 --> 01:14:45,229
Tak.
1575
01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:47,698
Aku hanya hisap ganja sekali.
1576
01:14:49,467 --> 01:14:52,469
Aku tipu.
Dah 6 kali aku hisap.
1577
01:14:52,471 --> 01:14:53,938
Kau buat Brick menangis.
1578
01:14:55,641 --> 01:14:57,508
Kau gilakan rating, Ron.
1579
01:15:00,111 --> 01:15:02,579
Tapi, kau masih ada ganja lagi?
1580
01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:04,949
Kau tahu tak, Ron?
1581
01:15:04,951 --> 01:15:07,117
Kita satu pasukan Berita,
dan itu pertalian kita.
1582
01:15:07,119 --> 01:15:09,019
Aku sedih dengan
sikap kau sekarang.
1583
01:15:09,021 --> 01:15:10,454
Kami semua dah gembira
sebelum kau jumpa kami.
1585
01:15:12,058 --> 01:15:13,991
Aku jurugambar kucing,...
1586
01:15:13,993 --> 01:15:16,961
...Champ jual kelawar,
dan Brick dah mati.
1587
01:15:16,963 --> 01:15:20,030
Kami perjudikan nasib
bila kami ikut kau ke sini.
1588
01:15:20,032 --> 01:15:21,699
Sekarang baru aku sedar,
ini semua hanya untuk kau,...
1589
01:15:21,701 --> 01:15:24,101
...untuk balas dendam
pada Veronica semata-mata.
1590
01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:25,369
Ini bukan tentang Berita,
bukan tentang Pasukan kita.
1591
01:15:25,371 --> 01:15:26,971
Brian, jangan.
1592
01:15:26,973 --> 01:15:28,439
Aku mungkin tak bijak,...
1593
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:31,175
...tapi aku boleh faham.
1594
01:15:31,177 --> 01:15:33,210
Kau puaskan perempuan itu
dengan mulut kau,...
1595
01:15:33,212 --> 01:15:35,112
...dan dengan lidah itu
kau ucapkan perkataan.
1596
01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:38,182
Celah kangkang dia.
1597
01:15:38,184 --> 01:15:41,418
Vulva!
-Volvo.
1598
01:15:41,420 --> 01:15:44,989
Aku tahu "sinergi" hanyalah
perkataan yang dibuat-buat.
1599
01:15:44,991 --> 01:15:47,758
Aku tahu membasuh tangan
hanya untuk budak koya.
1600
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:50,294
Especially if you
don't mind pinkeye.
1601
01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:55,599
Dan aku juga tahu, walau apa
pun terjadi, kawan lagi penting.
1602
01:15:55,601 --> 01:15:57,634
Maafkan aku, Brian.
1603
01:15:58,503 --> 01:16:01,105
Aku sakit belakang...
1604
01:16:01,107 --> 01:16:04,141
...sebab terpaksa tanggung
kau selama 15 tahun ni.
1605
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,411
Kau tahu tak, Burgundy?
1606
01:16:07,413 --> 01:16:10,247
Kerana mulut, badan...
1607
01:16:10,249 --> 01:16:12,116
...badan binasa.
1608
01:16:18,690 --> 01:16:21,258
Pergilah!
Aku tak perlukan kamu!
1609
01:16:22,193 --> 01:16:24,128
Aku boleh buat Berita sendiri!
1610
01:16:29,267 --> 01:16:32,469
Malam ini saya menembual
Yasser Arafat,
1612
01:16:35,073 --> 01:16:36,573
20 saat, Ron.
1613
01:16:37,475 --> 01:16:38,375
Kau sedia?
1614
01:16:39,244 --> 01:16:41,345
Apa tu?
1615
01:16:41,347 --> 01:16:43,680
Tak ada apa.
Itu hanya kejar-mengejar...
1616
01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:45,482
...siaran satelit
dari Milwaukee.
1617
01:16:46,651 --> 01:16:48,786
Kau tahu tak?
1618
01:16:48,788 --> 01:16:51,288
Biar aku ulasnya secara
langsung semasa siaran.
1619
01:16:51,290 --> 01:16:54,058
Tak, itu bukan Berita, Ron.
1620
01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:56,060
Bagi saja pada aku, okey?
1621
01:16:56,062 --> 01:16:57,327
Dan jangan banyak soal.
1622
01:16:57,329 --> 01:16:58,729
Bill!
1623
01:16:58,731 --> 01:17:01,231
Bagi anda, penonton moden,...
1624
01:17:01,233 --> 01:17:04,101
...mendengar laporan aksi kejar-
mengejar mungkin perkara biasa,...
1625
01:17:04,103 --> 01:17:07,271
...tetapi pada tahun 1980,
ia tidak pernah berlaku.
1626
01:17:07,273 --> 01:17:09,406
Selamat petang.
Saya Ron Burgundy,...
1627
01:17:09,408 --> 01:17:11,708
...melaporkan langsung
dari New York.
1628
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:15,179
Berlaku sebuah berita tergempar
di muka Bumi bertuah kita ini.
1629
01:17:15,181 --> 01:17:18,849
Aksi kejar-mengejar berkelajuan
tinggi sedang berlangsung...
1630
01:17:18,851 --> 01:17:21,452
Kekalkan logo "Berita Tergempar".
Kekalkan grafik.
1631
01:17:21,454 --> 01:17:24,421
Buat kali pertama dalam sejarah,...
1632
01:17:24,423 --> 01:17:26,523
...kita akan kekal langsung...
1633
01:17:26,525 --> 01:17:29,460
...untuk melihat ia berakhir
dengan kemalangan dahsyat...
1634
01:17:29,462 --> 01:17:31,462
...atau tembak-menembak.
-Richard!
1635
01:17:31,464 --> 01:17:33,730
Cepat, datang sini! Ada aksi
kejar-mengejar dalam Berita!
1636
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,301
Bila ayah akan sampai?
1637
01:17:37,303 --> 01:17:38,335
Dia akan sampai.
1638
01:17:39,104 --> 01:17:40,404
Kamu kecewa?
1639
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:42,306
Kamu nak berborak,...
1640
01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:45,576
...berbincang pasal perasaan?
1641
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:48,145
Oh, tolonglah.
-Okey.
1642
01:17:48,147 --> 01:17:49,880
Inilah debaran yang
sedang berlangsung...
1643
01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:51,882
...dalam negara kita sekarang.
1644
01:17:51,884 --> 01:17:53,550
Freddie, apa hal ni?
1645
01:17:53,552 --> 01:17:55,452
Kenapa ada aksi kejar-
mengejar dalam Berita?
1646
01:17:55,454 --> 01:17:57,421
Burgundy. Dia berkeras!
1647
01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,189
Awak tak nampak apa
dia sedang buat?
1648
01:17:59,191 --> 01:18:00,557
Kita tak ada cerita,
jadi dia reka cerita.
1649
01:18:00,559 --> 01:18:02,626
Mana boleh begitu!
1650
01:18:02,628 --> 01:18:04,561
Suruh Ron buat spekulasi
siapa yang pandu kereta itu.
1651
01:18:04,563 --> 01:18:07,731
Ron, buat spekulasi
siapa yang pandu kereta itu.
1652
01:18:07,733 --> 01:18:11,502
Kami difahamkan pemandu tersebut
di bawah pengaruh dadah.
1653
01:18:11,504 --> 01:18:14,371
Ketinggiannya mungkin 6'7", 6'8".
1654
01:18:14,373 --> 01:18:16,874
Seorang yang kurus 6'7", 6'8".
Lebih kurang 160.
1655
01:18:16,876 --> 01:18:19,376
Mungkin mempunyai tebusan
dalam seorang-dua.
1656
01:18:19,378 --> 01:18:21,712
Kami tak pasti.
Dia mungkin...
1657
01:18:21,714 --> 01:18:24,448
Panggilan telefon berpusu masuk.
Ini sebab kejar-mengejar ni!
1658
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,183
Saya tak pernah tengok
perkara sebegini!
1659
01:18:26,185 --> 01:18:28,719
En. Arafat, adakah terdapat...
1660
01:18:28,721 --> 01:18:32,256
...kemungkinan akan berlaku
perjanjian damai bersama Israel?
1661
01:18:32,258 --> 01:18:34,191
Keamanan adalah perjuangan saya.
Saya mengabdikan diri...
1662
01:18:34,193 --> 01:18:34,825
Maafkan saya.
1663
01:18:35,727 --> 01:18:37,694
Apa jadi dengan...
1664
01:18:37,696 --> 01:18:39,496
Kita terpaksa beri laluan
pada satu lagi berita gempar.
1665
01:18:39,498 --> 01:18:41,331
Berlaku aksi kejar-mengejar.
1666
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:44,168
Mana pernah orang laporkan
aksi kejar-mengejar?
1667
01:18:44,170 --> 01:18:48,372
Saya sedang jalankan temubual
terpenting dalam kerjaya saya,...
1668
01:18:48,374 --> 01:18:49,907
...dan mereka beri laluan
pada kejar-mengejar?
1669
01:18:49,909 --> 01:18:51,642
Saya nak tonton aksi
kejar-mengejar.
1670
01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:53,277
Lebih awak tutup mulut.
1671
01:18:53,279 --> 01:18:57,314
Dia melanggar sebuah kereta!
1672
01:18:57,316 --> 01:18:58,482
Anda lihat?
1673
01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:00,684
Dia langgar sebuah kereta!
1674
01:19:00,686 --> 01:19:02,352
Dia langgar kereta.
1675
01:19:02,354 --> 01:19:05,322
Sejak bila Berita jadi seronok?
1676
01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:07,224
Dan dia sudah terbabas!
1677
01:19:07,226 --> 01:19:08,926
Itu yang kita perlukan.
1678
01:19:13,531 --> 01:19:15,832
Persembahan kamu bagus.
1679
01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:18,235
Terima kasih, Gary.
1680
01:19:18,237 --> 01:19:19,770
Pak Cik rasa ayah
kamu takkan datang.
1681
01:19:19,772 --> 01:19:21,305
Maafkan Pak Cik.
Tapi kita mesti balik.
1682
01:19:22,941 --> 01:19:24,875
Berhenti baca fikiran saya!
1683
01:19:25,677 --> 01:19:26,777
Baiklah.
1684
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,916
Ini yang Pak Cik risaukan.
1685
01:19:35,253 --> 01:19:37,221
Pak Cik buat begitu
dengan fikiran Pak Cik?
1686
01:19:37,223 --> 01:19:38,288
Tak.
1687
01:19:38,290 --> 01:19:40,257
Penipu.
1688
01:19:40,259 --> 01:19:44,528
Kami difahamkan pihak polis
sudah pun menahan suspek.
1689
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:47,397
Rupanya pelaku adalah
seorang lelaki tua,...
1690
01:19:47,399 --> 01:19:49,333
...berusia 80 tahun,...
1691
01:19:49,335 --> 01:19:50,934
...dan sedang bingung.
1692
01:19:50,936 --> 01:19:53,003
Saya Ron Burgundy.
1693
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:56,707
Jangan hanya nikmati malam ini,
nikmatilah malam Amerika.
1694
01:19:58,676 --> 01:20:00,377
Dan tamat!
1695
01:20:00,645 --> 01:20:01,612
Ya!
1696
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,447
Bagus!
1697
01:20:03,449 --> 01:20:05,282
Baik!
1698
01:20:05,284 --> 01:20:07,251
Aku bagai tak percaya!
Kau berjaya, Ron!
1699
01:20:07,253 --> 01:20:08,952
Oh, tuhanku.
Terima kasih, Freddie.
1700
01:20:10,421 --> 01:20:12,389
Aku tak berhak semua ni.
1701
01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:13,890
Ini hasil berpasukan.
1702
01:20:23,368 --> 01:20:25,035
Tuan dan puan,...
1703
01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:27,371
...kita semua tahu hanya
ada seorang yang berjaya...
1704
01:20:27,373 --> 01:20:30,774
...buat GNN
sampai ke puncak.
1705
01:20:30,776 --> 01:20:33,710
Dan orang itulah ialah
pemberita terhebat dalam dunia.
1706
01:20:33,712 --> 01:20:35,746
Dia yang berkuasa!
1707
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,447
En. Ron Burgundy!
1708
01:20:37,449 --> 01:20:38,448
Ya, Ron!
1711
01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,454
Pergi mampuslah Ron Burgundy.
1712
01:21:18,823 --> 01:21:20,590
Kita berjaya.
1713
01:21:23,094 --> 01:21:23,994
Awak magik!
1714
01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,732
Ron, awak patut tonton
aksi awak sendiri!
1715
01:21:45,116 --> 01:21:47,584
Di dalam mitos Icarus,...
1716
01:21:47,586 --> 01:21:50,354
...Icarus, si angkuh yang
penuh dengan kebebalan,...
1717
01:21:50,356 --> 01:21:51,688
...terbang terlalu tinggi...
1718
01:21:51,690 --> 01:21:53,423
...hingga matahari
mencairkan sayapnya.
1719
01:21:55,026 --> 01:21:58,762
Kemahsyuran Burgundy terlalu
besar dari apa yang dia bayangkan.
1720
01:21:58,764 --> 01:22:01,365
Dan kejatuhannya memeritkan.
1721
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:10,874
Oh, Tuhan, Ronny!
1722
01:22:11,409 --> 01:22:13,443
Ron!
1723
01:22:13,445 --> 01:22:15,011
Buka pintu.
Sesiapa panggilkan ambulans?
1724
01:22:15,013 --> 01:22:16,913
Jangan mati di sini!
1725
01:22:18,015 --> 01:22:20,517
Jangan mati di sini!
1726
01:22:22,787 --> 01:22:24,621
Kekal bergaya,
Ron Burgundy.
1727
01:22:24,623 --> 01:22:25,922
Tolong panggil ambulans!
1728
01:22:37,902 --> 01:22:39,669
Milton, apa halnya?
1729
01:22:39,671 --> 01:22:40,971
Ron...
1730
01:22:40,973 --> 01:22:42,973
Saya...
1731
01:22:42,975 --> 01:22:45,942
...nampaknya 2 sendi
optik awak...
1732
01:22:45,944 --> 01:22:49,112
...dah terpisah dari
kornea masing-masing.
1733
01:22:49,114 --> 01:22:50,814
Apa?
-Terpaksa saya cakap...
1734
01:22:51,516 --> 01:22:52,716
...awak dah buta.
1735
01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:55,585
Milton, saya pemberita.
1736
01:22:55,587 --> 01:22:59,055
Saya baca Berita dari teleprompter.
Itu kerja saya!
1737
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:00,690
Bagaimana saya nak hidup?
1738
01:23:00,692 --> 01:23:02,092
Saya bukan pembimbing kerjaya,...
1739
01:23:02,094 --> 01:23:03,794
...tapi awak boleh sertai
bermacam bidang.
1740
01:23:03,796 --> 01:23:06,029
Jadi penilik nasib
atau pengamal mistik.
1741
01:23:06,031 --> 01:23:07,931
Tentu ada alatan...
1742
01:23:07,933 --> 01:23:11,435
...dalam ofis awak ini
yang dapat bantu saya!
1743
01:23:11,437 --> 01:23:12,836
Bawa bertenang.
1744
01:23:12,838 --> 01:23:14,571
Bawa bertenang!
1745
01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:16,440
Zombi! Zombi!
1747
01:23:19,010 --> 01:23:21,211
Kalau kau sentuh aku,
aku bunuh kau.
1748
01:23:22,780 --> 01:23:24,481
Dunia kebutaan.
1749
01:23:24,483 --> 01:23:26,116
Ron Burgundy, seorang lelaki
yang pernah...
1750
01:23:26,118 --> 01:23:28,752
...merasai dunia kecelikan,...
1751
01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:31,988
...telah terperangkap
di dunia kegelapan.
1752
01:23:31,990 --> 01:23:34,858
♪ Always lonely
1753
01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:38,028
♪ Always looking
1754
01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:43,867
♪ To get even with the men
who did him wrong
1755
01:23:46,637 --> 01:23:48,738
♪ That was Billy ♪
1756
01:23:50,242 --> 01:23:51,141
Siapa tu?
1757
01:23:54,011 --> 01:23:56,213
Ron, ini kami!
1758
01:23:56,215 --> 01:23:57,781
Aku pasti kamu semua...
1759
01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:59,983
...rasa penat dah berjalan jauh.
1760
01:23:59,985 --> 01:24:03,687
Aku harap kamu semua suka
Triscuits dan daging pimento.
1761
01:24:03,689 --> 01:24:05,555
Masih panas dari pembakar!
1763
01:24:07,893 --> 01:24:09,726
Semua orang di Balai
sangat rindukan kau, Ron.
1764
01:24:11,162 --> 01:24:14,130
Jack Lime ganti tempat
kau semenjak kau tak ada.
1765
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:15,966
Dia bukanlah teruk sangat
selepas kenal.
1766
01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:17,567
Ha-ha.
1767
01:24:17,569 --> 01:24:19,603
Nama dia Jack Lame sekarang.
1768
01:24:19,605 --> 01:24:21,571
Dia yang bertaruh.
1769
01:24:21,573 --> 01:24:22,706
Padanlah dia dengan Jack Lame.
1770
01:24:23,107 --> 01:24:24,207
Brick!
1771
01:24:24,209 --> 01:24:26,009
Brick.
1772
01:24:26,011 --> 01:24:27,677
Itu buah catur dan dam.
Jangan makan.
1773
01:24:29,146 --> 01:24:30,814
Apa khabar Linda?
Dia tak telefon aku.
1774
01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:31,781
Linda agak sibuk.
1775
01:24:31,783 --> 01:24:35,252
Ron, aku nak resepi kau.
1776
01:24:35,254 --> 01:24:37,020
Ron, apa aktiviti
kau setiap hari?
1777
01:24:37,022 --> 01:24:38,855
Kau tinggal di sini
jauh dari semua orang.
1778
01:24:38,857 --> 01:24:41,157
Setiap hari bermula
dengan perkara sama.
1779
01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,593
Aku bangun sambil
menjerit ketakutan...
1780
01:24:43,595 --> 01:24:45,128
...sebab gelap dan aku
ingat aku dah mati.
1781
01:24:45,130 --> 01:24:46,563
Setiap hari?
1782
01:24:46,565 --> 01:24:48,665
Ya! Setiap hari!
1783
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:51,635
Kemudian aku mulakan
Pengembaraan Dahsyat aku:
1784
01:24:51,637 --> 01:24:53,904
Menyediakan sarapan.
1785
01:24:53,906 --> 01:24:56,540
Aku dah termakan segala
macam paku dan kaca.
1786
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:59,075
Ada sekali aku tergigit
bekas abu rokok,...
1787
01:24:59,077 --> 01:25:01,211
...ingatkan itu wafel.
1788
01:25:01,213 --> 01:25:05,882
Aku lapar wafel!
Gigi aku hampir rosak.
1789
01:25:05,884 --> 01:25:08,118
Takkan kau tak sedar bekas
abu rokok tak sepanas wafel?
1790
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:10,921
Tak! Aku tak sedar!
Sebab aku buta!
1791
01:25:10,923 --> 01:25:14,624
Aku bukan buta 23 jam sehari
atau 22 jam sehari,...
1792
01:25:14,626 --> 01:25:17,827
...aku buta sepanjang masa!
1793
01:25:17,829 --> 01:25:18,929
Kau tahu apa rasanya...
1794
01:25:18,931 --> 01:25:21,131
...terminum setengah
botol kicap...
1795
01:25:21,133 --> 01:25:24,701
...sebab tersilap dengan arak
1946 Chateauneuf-Du-Pape?
1796
01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,938
Aku tuang dalam gelas!
1797
01:25:27,940 --> 01:25:30,941
Kalau kau minum setengah
botol kicap,...
1798
01:25:30,943 --> 01:25:32,976
...itu lebih kurang
9-10 teguk.
1799
01:25:32,978 --> 01:25:34,210
Jadi, takkan kau tak
sedar kau terminum kicap?
1800
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:35,779
Aku belum beritahu?
1801
01:25:35,781 --> 01:25:39,182
Aku bu-ta!
1802
01:25:39,184 --> 01:25:41,184
Kau sedang susah hati,
Ron, aku faham.
1803
01:25:41,186 --> 01:25:42,352
Kau tahu apa yang lebih sedih?
1804
01:25:43,287 --> 01:25:44,821
Aku tak boleh melancap!
1805
01:25:44,823 --> 01:25:46,256
Kenapa?
1806
01:25:46,258 --> 01:25:48,658
Satu pagi, aku habiskan 20 minit...
1807
01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:53,029
...gosok betis aku, tertanya-
tanya: "Kenapa tak rasa apa-apa?"
1808
01:25:53,031 --> 01:25:54,264
"Mana keghairahan aku?"
1809
01:25:54,266 --> 01:25:56,800
Kau tersilap antara
betis dengan anu?
1810
01:25:56,802 --> 01:25:57,968
Kamu mesti fikir aku bodoh, kan?
1811
01:25:57,970 --> 01:25:59,869
Tak!
-Si pelik...
1812
01:25:59,871 --> 01:26:01,237
...yang tinggal dalam
rumah api pelik...
1813
01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:03,006
...di tengah-tengah hutan.
1814
01:26:03,008 --> 01:26:05,141
Ron, kau sendiri buat keputusan
nak tinggal dalam "rumah api pelik".
1815
01:26:05,143 --> 01:26:06,876
Kau tahu kenapa aku
menetap di sini?
1816
01:26:06,878 --> 01:26:10,981
Biar aku ucapkan dengan sangat
perlahan dan sangat kuat.
1817
01:26:10,983 --> 01:26:13,016
Aku...
1818
01:26:13,018 --> 01:26:15,885
...buta...!!
1819
01:26:16,921 --> 01:26:18,388
Rasanya lebih baik kami beredar.
1820
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,056
Ya, pergilah.
1821
01:26:20,058 --> 01:26:22,692
Apa kata kamu berhambus dari sini!
1822
01:26:22,694 --> 01:26:25,161
Di balik kesengsaraan
dan pengasingan aku,...
1823
01:26:25,163 --> 01:26:27,897
...kedatangan kamu ke sini
buatnya bertambah perit!
1824
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:36,906
Selamat tinggal, Ron.
1825
01:26:41,278 --> 01:26:43,113
Tak, jangan pergi!
1826
01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:46,850
Tolong! Nanti!
Aku keseorangan!
1827
01:26:51,956 --> 01:26:54,257
Tunggu! Datang balik!
1828
01:26:55,292 --> 01:26:56,960
Datang balik!
1829
01:27:00,264 --> 01:27:01,931
Aku keseorangan!
1830
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:07,804
Kenapa Tuhan?
1831
01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:11,341
Kenapa tak pulihkan kanak-kanak
yang tenat atau cipta haiwan baru?
1832
01:27:11,343 --> 01:27:15,011
Kau buat Ron Burgundy jadi buta!
1833
01:27:16,448 --> 01:27:18,114
Saya ingat saya takkan
pernah lihat...
1834
01:27:18,116 --> 01:27:21,685
...Ron Burgundy penuh
dengan belas kasihan.
1835
01:27:21,687 --> 01:27:24,320
Siapa tu? Bunyi apa tu?
1836
01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:25,221
Pegang tangan saya.
1837
01:27:26,090 --> 01:27:27,824
Saya tak nampak!
1838
01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:29,759
Capai, Ron!
1839
01:27:29,761 --> 01:27:31,895
Awak mesti belajar
berdikari sekarang.
1841
01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:35,699
Bangun. Itu dia.
1842
01:27:38,369 --> 01:27:40,136
Cher, itu awak?
1843
01:27:40,138 --> 01:27:41,471
Awak tak cam suara saya?
1844
01:27:42,339 --> 01:27:43,773
Jan-Michael Vincent?
1845
01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:46,109
Biar betul?
1846
01:27:46,111 --> 01:27:48,912
Setiap Balai Berita tiru
apa yang awak mulakan, Ron.
1847
01:27:48,914 --> 01:27:54,084
Cerita pasal binatang, aksi
kejar-mengejar dan kelab bogel.
1848
01:27:54,086 --> 01:27:57,020
Jin dah terlepas
dari dalam botol,...
1849
01:27:57,022 --> 01:27:59,189
...dan Ron Burgundylah
yang melepaskannya.
1850
01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:01,791
Itu sebabnya saya
tinggalkan WBC News.
1851
01:28:01,793 --> 01:28:04,227
Apa?
-Tak ada Berita di sana.
1852
01:28:04,229 --> 01:28:05,195
Semuanya pasal rating.
1853
01:28:05,730 --> 01:28:06,896
Veronica.
1854
01:28:07,498 --> 01:28:09,099
Kenapa awak datang sini?
1855
01:28:09,101 --> 01:28:10,433
Saya datang sebab anak kita, Ron.
1856
01:28:11,035 --> 01:28:12,769
Walter perlukan awak.
1857
01:28:12,771 --> 01:28:14,804
Saya nak awak mula
bertanggungjawab...
1858
01:28:14,806 --> 01:28:16,773
...pada dia dan
diri awak sendiri.
1859
01:28:16,775 --> 01:28:18,908
Awak sedar tak awak bercakap
dengan seorang lelaki...
1860
01:28:18,910 --> 01:28:20,910
...yang pagi ini cuba
berus giginya...
1861
01:28:20,912 --> 01:28:22,011
...dengan ketam hidup?
1862
01:28:22,313 --> 01:28:23,413
Apa?
1863
01:28:25,216 --> 01:28:27,383
Awak patut tahu bila
awak sentuh...
1864
01:28:27,385 --> 01:28:30,253
Maksud saya, ini bukan
perkara senang.
1865
01:28:30,255 --> 01:28:32,288
Jadi, kita akan usaha
yang terbaik.
1866
01:28:32,923 --> 01:28:33,990
Minumlah teh awak.
1868
01:28:38,863 --> 01:28:40,130
Saya ambilkan span.
1869
01:28:40,132 --> 01:28:42,265
Tak payah, duduk di situ.
1870
01:28:42,267 --> 01:28:44,000
Saya bersihkan sekejap saja.
1871
01:28:54,879 --> 01:28:56,279
Mari cuba sekali lagi.
1872
01:28:56,281 --> 01:28:58,047
Awak yang baling?
-Ya, saya yang baling.
1873
01:28:58,049 --> 01:28:59,315
Ingat lekuk.
1874
01:28:59,817 --> 01:29:01,017
Lekuk.
1875
01:29:01,019 --> 01:29:03,319
Mata hijau.
1876
01:29:03,321 --> 01:29:04,921
Awak mesti guna deria
yang satu lagi!
1877
01:29:05,289 --> 01:29:06,923
Saya tak boleh!
1878
01:29:08,392 --> 01:29:11,194
Baxter jumpa sesuatu
di tepi pantai!
1879
01:29:11,862 --> 01:29:13,396
Ron, hati-hati!
1880
01:29:13,398 --> 01:29:15,932
Tak apa!
1881
01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:19,269
Walter, apa tu?
-Sejenis ikan!
1882
01:29:20,404 --> 01:29:22,272
Oh, tuhan!
1883
01:29:22,274 --> 01:29:24,073
Kalau dia terus terperangkap
dalam jaring,...
1884
01:29:24,075 --> 01:29:25,909
...dia akan mati.
1885
01:29:25,911 --> 01:29:27,343
Walter, sayang, itu jerung.
1886
01:29:27,812 --> 01:29:29,879
Nak,...
1887
01:29:29,881 --> 01:29:32,415
...jangan bimbang. Kita
takkan biar dia mati.
1888
01:29:32,417 --> 01:29:34,083
Mari lakukan bersama, ayah.
1889
01:29:39,290 --> 01:29:41,357
Itu akan buat dia cukup
kuat untuk pulih...
1890
01:29:41,359 --> 01:29:42,826
...dan berenang ke laut dalam.
1891
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,427
Boleh saya namakannya?
1892
01:29:44,429 --> 01:29:46,329
Tentulah boleh, nak.
1893
01:29:46,331 --> 01:29:49,465
Bagaimana dengan Keropok?
1894
01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:52,335
Tolonglah.
1895
01:29:52,337 --> 01:29:55,505
Kamu berpeluang bela sejenis
pemangsa paling ganas dari laut,...
1896
01:29:55,507 --> 01:29:57,540
...dan kamu nak namakannya "Keropok"?
1897
01:29:57,542 --> 01:30:02,512
Lain kali kalau nak benarkan saya
namakan sesuatu, jangan berleter.
1898
01:30:02,514 --> 01:30:05,882
Bagaimana dengan ini?
Kita namakannya "Doby".
1899
01:30:05,884 --> 01:30:09,552
Ayah kutuk saya tapi ayah
boleh pula cadangkan nama tu?
1900
01:30:09,554 --> 01:30:12,121
Ya, itu nama terbaik
kita boleh bagi.
1901
01:30:12,123 --> 01:30:16,593
Jelas sekali, kamu tak boleh
namakannya dengan nama yang elok.
1902
01:30:16,595 --> 01:30:20,864
Apa kata kita lupakan hal ini
dan ayah pergi balik rumah?
1903
01:30:20,866 --> 01:30:22,932
Ayah buntu apa nak buat.
1904
01:30:22,934 --> 01:30:26,302
Apa kata kita racun air ni
dan biar dia mati.
1905
01:30:26,304 --> 01:30:28,972
Kita namakannya Doby.
1906
01:30:28,974 --> 01:30:31,507
Baiklah, masalah selesai.
Dia Doby.
1907
01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:35,478
Kita akan panggil dia Doby
walaupun kamu tak suka.
1908
01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:37,547
Baiklah, saya tak ada masalah.
1909
01:30:39,584 --> 01:30:42,485
Jangan risau, Baxter.
Kami tak bagi dia makanan kamu.
1910
01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:51,127
Walaupun Ron Burgundy
telah cacat penglihatan,...
1911
01:30:51,129 --> 01:30:53,062
...dia tak pernah
secelik ini.
1912
01:30:53,064 --> 01:30:55,198
Kamu berjaya!
1913
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:59,168
Setiap kali Doby membesar,
hati Ron juga membesar.
1914
01:31:10,614 --> 01:31:13,016
Lukisan saya cakar ayam, kan?
1915
01:31:13,018 --> 01:31:15,618
Tak. Ia cantik.
1916
01:31:17,154 --> 01:31:18,621
Ia cantik.
1917
01:31:33,404 --> 01:31:35,305
Bagaimana dengan Gary?
1918
01:31:35,307 --> 01:31:37,473
Kami berpisah 2 minggu lepas.
1919
01:31:37,475 --> 01:31:41,044
Emosi dia tak stabil.
Sangat menjengkelkan!
1920
01:31:41,046 --> 01:31:44,247
Tatkala, seiring masa berlalu,...
1921
01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:46,449
...tibalah masa bagi Doby kembali...
1922
01:31:46,451 --> 01:31:48,651
...ke lautan dalam tempat asalnya.
1923
01:31:48,653 --> 01:31:50,954
Saya dengar ekornya melibas!
1924
01:31:50,956 --> 01:31:53,089
Dia berenang pergi!
1925
01:31:53,091 --> 01:31:55,224
Dia menoleh ke arah
kita dari belakang bahu?
1926
01:31:55,226 --> 01:31:56,726
Jerung tak ada bahu, Ron.
1927
01:31:56,728 --> 01:31:58,528
Dia berenang pergi,...
1928
01:31:58,530 --> 01:32:00,496
...dan mencari ikan
untuk dimakan.
1929
01:32:01,265 --> 01:32:03,333
Dia sahabat baik saya.
1930
01:32:04,468 --> 01:32:06,436
♪ You
1931
01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:08,371
♪ Swam with strength
1932
01:32:10,274 --> 01:32:11,574
♪ You
1933
01:32:12,309 --> 01:32:15,011
♪ Loved with grace
1934
01:32:16,347 --> 01:32:19,515
♪ You touched us all
1935
01:32:20,317 --> 01:32:23,186
♪ With your expressionless
1936
01:32:23,188 --> 01:32:25,188
♪ Face
1937
01:32:27,524 --> 01:32:30,259
♪ Doby, oh, Doby
1938
01:32:30,261 --> 01:32:34,197
♪ May you find many treasures
1939
01:32:34,199 --> 01:32:38,101
♪ Both emotional and monetary
1940
01:32:39,737 --> 01:32:43,106
♪ You were wise and loving
1941
01:32:43,108 --> 01:32:46,075
♪ and never contrary
1942
01:32:46,410 --> 01:32:48,144
♪ Doby
1943
01:32:48,512 --> 01:32:50,680
♪ Oh, Doby
1944
01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:53,716
♪ I'll never forget thee
1945
01:32:58,122 --> 01:32:59,489
♪ Doby
1946
01:32:59,790 --> 01:33:02,725
♪ Oh, Doby
1947
01:33:02,727 --> 01:33:05,261
♪ I'll never forget thee ♪
1948
01:33:10,100 --> 01:33:12,235
Janji akan selalu
bersama saya, ayah?
1949
01:33:12,237 --> 01:33:14,237
Ayah janji.
1950
01:33:14,239 --> 01:33:16,305
Bila ayah kata ayah akan
sentiasa bersama kamu,...
1951
01:33:16,307 --> 01:33:18,574
...tiada apa pun yang
dapat halang ayah.
1952
01:33:18,576 --> 01:33:20,476
Saya sayang ayah.
1953
01:33:20,478 --> 01:33:22,612
Mari kita balik ke
rumah api, okey?
1954
01:33:22,614 --> 01:33:24,080
Mari.
-Okey.
1956
01:33:27,284 --> 01:33:30,820
Saya harap awak makan banyak
ikan dan orang, Doby.
1957
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:38,428
Itu pun awak.
1958
01:33:38,430 --> 01:33:41,731
Saya jumpa kupang yang cantik
dekat muara.
1959
01:33:41,733 --> 01:33:43,633
Kita boleh bakar kupang
malam ini...
1960
01:33:43,635 --> 01:33:45,568
...dengan sos mentega...
1961
01:33:46,170 --> 01:33:48,071
...dan sedikit wain.
1962
01:33:49,306 --> 01:33:50,273
Veronica.
1963
01:33:50,607 --> 01:33:52,175
Ya, Ron?
1964
01:33:52,843 --> 01:33:54,343
Boleh awak jelaskan ni?
1965
01:33:56,281 --> 01:34:01,117
Ron, ini Dr. Brangley.
Saya tinggalkan banyak mesej.
1966
01:34:01,119 --> 01:34:02,618
Tentu ia dah terpadam.
1967
01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:04,654
Terdapat prosedur...
1968
01:34:04,656 --> 01:34:07,557
...yang mungkin dapat
kembalikan penglihatan awak.
1969
01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:10,326
Tolong hubungi saya
jika awak berminat.
1970
01:34:10,328 --> 01:34:13,663
Jadi? Awak yang padam
mesej-mesej itu?
1971
01:34:13,665 --> 01:34:16,265
Ya. Ron, biar saya jelaskan.
1972
01:34:16,267 --> 01:34:17,800
Tergamak awak?
1973
01:34:17,802 --> 01:34:20,503
Kita tak pernah sebahagia
ini dan saya fikir...
1974
01:34:20,505 --> 01:34:22,538
Awak fikir kalau saya
dah celik semula,...
1975
01:34:22,540 --> 01:34:24,574
...saya takkan sayangkan
awak dan Walter lagi?
1976
01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:26,375
Ya!
1977
01:34:26,377 --> 01:34:28,344
Tak guna kau, perempuan!
1978
01:34:28,346 --> 01:34:30,246
Awak tipu saya!
1979
01:34:31,281 --> 01:34:33,149
Saya berikan segalanya!
1980
01:34:33,151 --> 01:34:34,584
Saya berikan awak hati saya,...
1981
01:34:35,185 --> 01:34:36,686
...senyuman saya,...
1982
01:34:37,154 --> 01:34:38,588
...benih saya.
1983
01:34:39,323 --> 01:34:40,690
Dan awak tipu saya.
1984
01:34:40,692 --> 01:34:41,824
Ayah!
-Sayang.
1985
01:34:41,826 --> 01:34:43,693
Tidak! Ayah!
1986
01:34:43,695 --> 01:34:45,361
Jangan pergi, Ayah!
1987
01:34:46,196 --> 01:34:48,431
Ayah!
-Walter,...
1988
01:34:48,433 --> 01:34:50,299
...sayang, kita mesti
lepaskan ayah.
1989
01:34:50,301 --> 01:34:52,301
Dia mahu bebas.
1990
01:34:52,836 --> 01:34:55,204
Macam Doby.
1991
01:34:55,206 --> 01:34:57,273
Dia akan balik.
Dia dah janji.
1992
01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:02,278
Boleh tolong panggilkan teksi?
Saya buta!
1993
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:03,179
Baiklah!
1994
01:35:03,181 --> 01:35:07,884
Ron, pembedahan
berjalan lancar.
1995
01:35:07,886 --> 01:35:10,686
Tapi belum pasti sebelum
kita tanggalkan balutan.
1996
01:35:16,660 --> 01:35:17,894
Jadi?
1997
01:35:18,395 --> 01:35:19,428
Ya.
1998
01:35:20,230 --> 01:35:21,697
Saya boleh nampak.
1999
01:35:25,904 --> 01:35:29,372
Ron Burgundy, semua orang!
2000
01:35:29,374 --> 01:35:31,174
Awak inspirasi saya.
2001
01:35:31,176 --> 01:35:32,575
Terima kasih.
2002
01:35:33,944 --> 01:35:35,411
Sama-sama, Ron.
2003
01:35:35,413 --> 01:35:36,679
Terima kasih, Bri-man.
2004
01:35:37,481 --> 01:35:38,548
Semoga berjaya di Vietnam.
2005
01:35:39,383 --> 01:35:41,184
Brick.
2006
01:35:41,186 --> 01:35:42,518
Brick dan saya
akan timang bayi!
2007
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:43,953
Kami akan namakan dia
Tortilla Jackson.
2008
01:35:43,955 --> 01:35:45,888
Bagus.
-Dah 22 bulan saya hamil.
2009
01:35:45,890 --> 01:35:47,223
Mari sini.
2010
01:35:47,225 --> 01:35:48,958
Ambil minuman, Ron.
Marilah.
2011
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:52,628
Pegang sekejap minuman aku.
Aku nak hirup udara segar.
2012
01:36:04,808 --> 01:36:06,242
Apa awak buat di sini?
2014
01:36:08,713 --> 01:36:10,980
Tak ada apa, cuma...
2015
01:36:12,349 --> 01:36:14,483
...terlalu ramai
orang di sana.
2016
01:36:14,485 --> 01:36:18,254
Ron, saya minta maaf saya tak
pernah telefon atau lawat awak.
2017
01:36:18,256 --> 01:36:20,523
Tak perlu jelaskan.
2018
01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:21,657
Paling penting, awak dah balik.
2019
01:36:21,659 --> 01:36:22,491
Helo, Ron.
2020
01:36:23,994 --> 01:36:25,795
Apa awak buat di sini?
2021
01:36:25,797 --> 01:36:28,798
Saya datang nak beritahu
hal penting kepada awak.
2022
01:36:30,667 --> 01:36:32,268
Awak pasti Linda Jackson.
2023
01:36:32,270 --> 01:36:33,803
Awak pula Veronica.
2024
01:36:33,805 --> 01:36:35,571
Ya, saya. Salam kenal.
2025
01:36:35,573 --> 01:36:37,373
Ini detik mengharukan bagi saya.
2026
01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:39,408
Jangan salah faham
dengan saya,...
2027
01:36:39,410 --> 01:36:41,811
...tapi kalau awak
sentuh Ron lagi,...
2028
01:36:41,813 --> 01:36:44,480
...saya akan tembak awak.
2029
01:36:44,482 --> 01:36:47,016
Oh! Awak boleh bercakap besar,...
2030
01:36:47,018 --> 01:36:49,652
...tapi anak kucing pun
ada cakar, awak tahu.
2031
01:36:49,654 --> 01:36:51,554
Jangan cari pasal, Linda,...
2032
01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:54,557
...sebab "White Thunder" akan
serang awak dengan dahsyat.
2033
01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:56,359
Tadi saya agak murung,...
2034
01:36:56,361 --> 01:36:58,594
...tapi sekarang angin baik
saya dah datang balik.
2035
01:36:58,596 --> 01:37:00,930
Rasanya saya akan
tinggalkan kamu berdua.
2036
01:37:00,932 --> 01:37:03,699
Berbesar hati jumpa awak,
Cik Corningstone.
2037
01:37:03,701 --> 01:37:04,934
Saya terharu.
2038
01:37:04,936 --> 01:37:06,669
Kamu berdua nak bercium dulu?
2039
01:37:06,671 --> 01:37:08,838
Ron. Faham keadaan.
2040
01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:09,939
Rasanya itu bermaksud tidak.
2041
01:37:10,841 --> 01:37:13,576
Selamat tinggal, Linda.
2042
01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:16,012
Saya tahu kenapa awak
tak balas mesej saya.
2043
01:37:16,014 --> 01:37:20,049
Saya bukan telefon sebab saya,
tapi sebab Walter ada persembahan piano...
2044
01:37:20,051 --> 01:37:22,852
...dalam setengah jam lagi di
Sekolah Tishman di Jalan 65.
2045
01:37:22,854 --> 01:37:24,887
Dia tulis lagu untuk awak, Ron.
2046
01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:27,657
Oh, Walter.
2047
01:37:27,659 --> 01:37:30,760
Dia pasti gembira kalau
awak ada di sana.
2048
01:37:30,762 --> 01:37:33,396
Ron, saya baru dapat panggilan dari
bilik kawalan. Saya peminat awak.
2049
01:37:34,665 --> 01:37:37,933
Dramatis Sheila Blackledge,
si emak dari sitkom...
2050
01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:40,303
...Four's a Family,
Five's a Crowd,...
2051
01:37:40,305 --> 01:37:42,772
...baru tahu suaminya
curang dengan dia...
2052
01:37:42,774 --> 01:37:45,474
...dan dia kerat anunya
masa dia tidur!
2053
01:37:45,476 --> 01:37:46,909
Oh, Tuhan.
2054
01:37:46,911 --> 01:37:50,680
Polis sampai, dia lari
dengan kereta,...
2055
01:37:50,682 --> 01:37:54,083
...dan sekarang mereka terlibat
dalam aksi kejar-mengejar!
2056
01:37:54,085 --> 01:37:56,419
Kita dapat hak ekslusif
siaran langsung,...
2057
01:37:56,421 --> 01:37:58,387
...kita mesti buat,
sekarang juga!
2058
01:37:58,389 --> 01:38:01,824
Ron, ini boleh jadi
kemunculan semula kau.
2059
01:38:01,826 --> 01:38:04,060
Veronica, saya...
-Tak apa, Ron.
2060
01:38:05,095 --> 01:38:07,697
Awak akan dapat rating tinggi.
2061
01:38:07,699 --> 01:38:10,566
Walter akan faham.
-Walter akan faham.
2062
01:38:10,734 --> 01:38:11,801
Pergi.
2063
01:38:12,903 --> 01:38:14,570
Cepat, Ron.
Keutamaan!
2064
01:38:14,572 --> 01:38:16,105
Veronica!
-Cepatlah!
2065
01:38:18,775 --> 01:38:21,777
Boleh awak dengar?
-Ya, suara awak jelas.
2066
01:38:21,779 --> 01:38:23,379
Awak dah balik dan awak
dapat cerita ini.
2067
01:38:23,381 --> 01:38:25,414
Ini berita gempar.
-Betul.
2068
01:38:25,416 --> 01:38:26,949
Jadi, seronok dapat balik?
2069
01:38:26,951 --> 01:38:28,918
Ya, seronok.
2070
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:31,053
Tengoklah dia.
Bak cahaya dalam gelap!
2071
01:38:31,588 --> 01:38:33,022
Angsa emasku.
2073
01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:35,858
Saya akan bagi awak butirannya.
2074
01:38:35,860 --> 01:38:37,660
5, 4,...
2075
01:38:37,662 --> 01:38:40,529
...3, 2...
2076
01:38:40,531 --> 01:38:43,966
Selamat petang, Amerika.
Setelah lama berehat,...
2077
01:38:43,968 --> 01:38:47,636
...saya kembali bersama anda.
Saya Ron Burgundy.
2078
01:38:47,638 --> 01:38:50,940
Cerita hari ini melibatkan
sebuah hubungan,...
2079
01:38:50,942 --> 01:38:55,444
...sebuah pemotongan anu, seorang
bintang dan aksi kejar-mengejar.
2080
01:38:55,446 --> 01:38:56,445
Dan terus ke siarang langsung.
2081
01:38:58,782 --> 01:38:59,949
Masalahnya adalah...
2082
01:39:01,885 --> 01:39:03,486
Apa dia buat?
Ron, awak okey?
2083
01:39:04,454 --> 01:39:05,821
Ini bukan Berita.
-Apa?
2084
01:39:05,823 --> 01:39:09,792
Ron, ini Kench.
Apa awak sedang buat?
2085
01:39:09,794 --> 01:39:11,394
Baca saja apa yang tertulis,...
2086
01:39:11,396 --> 01:39:13,763
...atau aku jahanamkan kau!
Jangan!
2087
01:39:13,765 --> 01:39:15,464
Jangan! Kau membelakangi Kench!
2088
01:39:16,767 --> 01:39:19,702
Tak guna!
-Dia buang alat pendengaran.
2089
01:39:19,704 --> 01:39:21,771
Para penonton, sudah banyak
Berita yang saya baca...
2090
01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:26,709
...tetapi, baru sekarang
saya sedar,...
2091
01:39:27,778 --> 01:39:30,780
...apakah itu Berita sebenar.
2092
01:39:30,782 --> 01:39:33,749
Berita sebenar mesti
memberitahu orang ramai...
2093
01:39:33,751 --> 01:39:37,987
...sejauh mana kuasa yang berkuasa,
agar kuasa itu tidak diseleweng.
2094
01:39:37,989 --> 01:39:39,989
Tetapi apa terjadi bila yang
berkuasa menguasai Berita?
2095
01:39:39,991 --> 01:39:42,591
Kau tak guna!
2096
01:39:42,593 --> 01:39:44,960
Dia dedahkan semua perkara.
2097
01:39:44,962 --> 01:39:47,963
Baru-baru ini, saya melalui
satu pengalaman peribadi.
2098
01:39:47,965 --> 01:39:51,634
Saya bercinta dengan seorang
wanita negro yang bijaksana.
2099
01:39:52,969 --> 01:39:55,504
Saya jadi buta.
2100
01:39:55,506 --> 01:39:58,107
Saya susukan dan
besarkan seekor jerung.
2101
01:39:58,109 --> 01:40:01,510
Dan saya hisap ganja yang banyak.
2102
01:40:01,512 --> 01:40:02,912
Tetapi, perkara paling
yang saya pelajari adalah,...
2103
01:40:03,713 --> 01:40:06,682
...saya rasa kosong...
2104
01:40:06,684 --> 01:40:09,652
...selepas mengkhianati
3 orang sahabat baik saya.
2105
01:40:10,053 --> 01:40:11,620
Hai, Ron!
2106
01:40:11,622 --> 01:40:13,656
Jadi, saya minta diri,...
2107
01:40:13,658 --> 01:40:16,025
...saya perlu tonton
persembahan anak saya...
2108
01:40:16,027 --> 01:40:19,528
...dan beritahu cinta hati saya,
saya masih cintakan dia.
2109
01:40:20,997 --> 01:40:23,766
Selamat malam, Amerika,
dan jangan lupa,...
2110
01:40:24,768 --> 01:40:25,935
...anda berhak tahu kebenaran.
2111
01:40:30,474 --> 01:40:32,575
Baik, biarkanlah dia. Linda,...
2112
01:40:32,577 --> 01:40:34,009
...panggil sesiapa ganti.
Sesiapa!
2113
01:40:34,011 --> 01:40:35,811
Dia datang balik!
2114
01:40:35,813 --> 01:40:37,880
Dan juga, satu perkara lagi.
2115
01:40:37,882 --> 01:40:40,983
Koala Airlines adalah syarikat
penerbangan yang teruk.
2117
01:40:48,091 --> 01:40:50,025
Kawan-kawan, maafkan aku.
2118
01:40:50,027 --> 01:40:53,262
Aku keliru apa dah jadi dengan
Ron Burgundy sebelum ni.
2119
01:40:53,264 --> 01:40:55,531
Brick, maaf aku tengking kau.
2120
01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:58,000
Brian, aku...
2121
01:40:58,002 --> 01:41:00,169
Aku tak tahu kenapa aku
tolak cerita kau tu.
2122
01:41:00,171 --> 01:41:02,171
Ia laporan yang bagus.
2123
01:41:02,173 --> 01:41:05,608
Dan, Champ, aku minta
maaf aku tolak...
2124
01:41:05,610 --> 01:41:08,944
...pelawaan urut sesi
lewat malam kau tu.
2125
01:41:10,847 --> 01:41:12,982
Ron, kau sebenarnya baik.
2126
01:41:12,984 --> 01:41:16,185
Tapi kau dah terperangkap dengan
ego dan keangkuhan kau sendiri.
2127
01:41:16,187 --> 01:41:18,254
Sebelum orang lain
boleh maafkan kau,...
2128
01:41:18,256 --> 01:41:19,522
...kau mesti belajar maafkan
diri sendiri dulu.
2129
01:41:23,093 --> 01:41:24,894
Apa, Brick?
2130
01:41:24,896 --> 01:41:26,095
Aku pakai 2 pasang seluar.
2131
01:41:27,831 --> 01:41:29,098
Terima kasih.
2132
01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:30,966
Jadi itu saja?
2133
01:41:30,968 --> 01:41:33,269
Kau minta maaf?
2134
01:41:33,271 --> 01:41:36,272
Kau tahu tak, Burgundy?
Minta maaf umpama punggung.
2135
01:41:36,274 --> 01:41:38,173
Semua orang ada punggung...
2136
01:41:38,175 --> 01:41:40,576
...dan semua orang simpan polariod
dalam kotak kasut bawah katil.
2137
01:41:41,745 --> 01:41:43,279
Ron, kita satu pasukan.
2138
01:41:43,281 --> 01:41:44,780
Kami perlukan kau.
2139
01:41:44,782 --> 01:41:46,081
Lepaskan dia, Champ.
2140
01:41:51,588 --> 01:41:52,688
Ron!
2141
01:41:53,657 --> 01:41:56,258
Dirgahayu Ron Burgundy!
2142
01:42:05,101 --> 01:42:07,570
Saya Brick Tamland
untuk GNN News.
2143
01:42:08,805 --> 01:42:12,241
Seekor labah-labah
mendaki sebuah corong air...
2145
01:42:14,812 --> 01:42:16,178
Kau fikir kau siapa?
2146
01:42:16,180 --> 01:42:17,880
Lepas semua yang aku
bagi pada kau,...
2147
01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:19,815
...begini kau balas aku?
Aku akan hancurkan kau!
2148
01:42:22,752 --> 01:42:24,653
Sekali lagi, En. Burgundy,...
2149
01:42:24,655 --> 01:42:26,922
...awak lelaki paling berani
saya pernah kenal.
2150
01:42:26,924 --> 01:42:28,290
Siapa kisah?
2151
01:42:29,593 --> 01:42:31,260
Satu lagi untuk kenangan.
2152
01:42:37,734 --> 01:42:38,934
Terima kasih.
2153
01:42:38,936 --> 01:42:41,170
Ayah akan datang?
2154
01:42:41,172 --> 01:42:43,105
Tak, sayang, ayah ada kerja.
2155
01:42:43,107 --> 01:42:45,240
Ayah akan datang.
Saya yakin.
2156
01:42:45,242 --> 01:42:46,342
Teksi!
2157
01:42:47,243 --> 01:42:49,311
Teksi!
2159
01:42:51,082 --> 01:42:52,748
Susahnya orang Mexico...
2160
01:42:52,750 --> 01:42:54,083
...nak dapatkan teksi
di ibu kota ni!
2161
01:42:54,918 --> 01:42:57,152
Saya nak tengok anak saya!
2162
01:42:57,154 --> 01:43:01,190
Memainkan lagu asal yang
dikarang untuk bapanya,...
2163
01:43:01,192 --> 01:43:04,226
...ini dia si 7 tahun,
Walter Burgundy.
2164
01:43:13,003 --> 01:43:14,903
Saya dah janji dengan anak saya!
2165
01:43:18,808 --> 01:43:19,708
Apa kejadah?
2166
01:43:20,276 --> 01:43:21,810
Helo, Ron.
2167
01:43:22,345 --> 01:43:23,812
Sedang berjoging?
2168
01:43:23,814 --> 01:43:24,980
Jack Lime!
2169
01:43:26,349 --> 01:43:28,050
Mana semua orang pergi?
2170
01:43:28,052 --> 01:43:29,885
Aku tak ada masa nak
berborak, okey?
2171
01:43:29,887 --> 01:43:31,320
Aku mesti ke satu tempat.
2172
01:43:31,322 --> 01:43:32,788
Kelakar. Aku pula takkan
ke mana-mana lagi...
2173
01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:35,724
...sebab kau dah musnahkan
seluruh kerjaya aku.
2174
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:38,260
Kau tahu apa kesannya,...
2175
01:43:38,262 --> 01:43:39,928
...buat aku digelar Jack Lame?
2176
01:43:41,131 --> 01:43:42,865
Macam hidup dalam neraka!
2177
01:43:46,002 --> 01:43:49,104
Sudahlah, biar aku pergi!
2178
01:43:49,106 --> 01:43:50,673
Jangan bimbang.
4 lawan 1.
2179
01:43:51,374 --> 01:43:52,708
Sekejap saja akan tamat.
2180
01:43:53,777 --> 01:43:55,177
Jangan cepat sangat!
2181
01:43:59,015 --> 01:44:00,949
Pasukan Beritaku.
Syukurlah.
2182
01:44:03,119 --> 01:44:05,187
Tak ada sehari pun berlalu...
2183
01:44:05,189 --> 01:44:08,057
...tanpa kami di belakang
Ron Burgundy.
2184
01:44:08,059 --> 01:44:09,892
Lepas aku selesai belasah
kamu si anjing kampung,...
2185
01:44:09,894 --> 01:44:11,293
...aku akan lap kasut
aku di susur jalan.
2186
01:44:11,295 --> 01:44:12,828
Oh, ya, Jack Lime?
2187
01:44:13,296 --> 01:44:15,297
Lepas aku selesai
belasah kau,...
2188
01:44:15,299 --> 01:44:18,100
...mak aku akan datang
dan jemput aku balik.
2189
01:44:18,102 --> 01:44:18,367
Tunggu!
2190
01:44:22,906 --> 01:44:24,773
Ini tajuk Berita untuk kamu:
2191
01:44:24,775 --> 01:44:27,443
"Pemberita gila..."
2192
01:44:27,445 --> 01:44:30,979
"...dibelasah teruk oleh
pemberita..."
2193
01:44:30,981 --> 01:44:33,348
"...dari Negeri Berdaulat."
2194
01:44:33,350 --> 01:44:36,952
Kami dari perkhidmatan BBC News.
2195
01:44:38,822 --> 01:44:40,422
Aduh, jangan sekarang.
2196
01:44:40,424 --> 01:44:42,157
Ke belakang.
2197
01:44:45,929 --> 01:44:47,296
Kalau kamu nak bergaduh,...
2198
01:44:47,298 --> 01:44:49,932
...jangan lupa pada Wesley Jackson
dan Kru Berita MTV.
2199
01:44:49,934 --> 01:44:51,266
Apa tu MTV?
2200
01:44:52,302 --> 01:44:54,136
Aku rasa itu penyakit kelamin.
2201
01:44:54,138 --> 01:44:56,171
Video kegemaran hari ini?
2202
01:44:56,173 --> 01:44:59,007
Dari kugiran bergelar
'Burgundy Menghisap Dada'.
2203
01:45:05,415 --> 01:45:07,349
Pertempuran takkan
lengkap tanpa Jill Janson.
2204
01:45:07,351 --> 01:45:09,918
Dan Wendy Van Peele
Dari Entertainment News.
2205
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:12,421
Entertainment news
adalah satu kekejian!
2206
01:45:12,423 --> 01:45:15,190
Pakaian apa awak pakai?
Oh, darah awak sendiri!
2207
01:45:15,192 --> 01:45:16,959
Hari lahir selebriti
hari ini, tiada.
2208
01:45:16,961 --> 01:45:18,193
Kematian selebriti hari ini,...
2209
01:45:18,195 --> 01:45:19,461
...kamu semua.
2210
01:45:22,232 --> 01:45:23,866
Aku suka mereka berdua.
2211
01:45:23,868 --> 01:45:25,467
Aku suka gadis berkelahi.
2212
01:45:25,469 --> 01:45:27,302
Saya suka sepak koboi.
2213
01:45:27,304 --> 01:45:29,071
Pernah rasa perempuan?
Awak akan rasa.
2215
01:45:31,542 --> 01:45:35,043
Jangan berlawan tanpa Scott Riles...
2216
01:45:35,045 --> 01:45:37,246
...dan juga pasukan berita Kanada.
2217
01:45:39,150 --> 01:45:41,517
Bagaimana dengan Quebec News
berbahasa Perancis?
2218
01:45:41,519 --> 01:45:43,185
Juru Cakap Kanada!
2219
01:45:43,187 --> 01:45:44,419
Awak bergurau, kan?
2220
01:45:44,421 --> 01:45:47,055
Jangan berguraulah!
Mereka tak patut ada Berita.
2221
01:45:47,057 --> 01:45:48,524
Tiada apa berlaku di Kanada!
2222
01:45:48,526 --> 01:45:50,425
Kami akan lap lantai
dengan awak!
2223
01:45:50,427 --> 01:45:52,961
Kami akan sepak awak.
Maaf. -Maaf.
2224
01:45:52,963 --> 01:45:55,931
Kami akan cungkil mata awak!
Dan tendang kepala awak!
2225
01:45:55,933 --> 01:45:57,366
Maaf!
2226
01:45:57,368 --> 01:45:58,867
Saya suka halia arak!
2227
01:46:03,139 --> 01:46:05,541
Jeff Bullington, ESPN,
semua Sukan.
2228
01:46:05,543 --> 01:46:08,143
Pemain terbaik malam ini
ialah saya,...
2229
01:46:08,145 --> 01:46:10,212
...memerah darah dari
mayat kamu semua.
2230
01:46:10,214 --> 01:46:12,347
Banyaknya saluran Berita!
2231
01:46:12,349 --> 01:46:15,117
Industri Berita dah jadi tepu.
2232
01:46:15,119 --> 01:46:18,387
History Network ingin terlibat.
Kami Berita juga.
2233
01:46:18,389 --> 01:46:21,223
Tapi Berita disampaikan
dari kisah lampau.
2234
01:46:23,127 --> 01:46:26,195
Sekejap. Itu hantu
Stonewall Jackson bersama awak?
2235
01:46:26,197 --> 01:46:28,497
Ya. Dan si Hebat Minotaur.
2236
01:46:30,100 --> 01:46:31,466
Aku keliru.
2237
01:46:31,468 --> 01:46:33,468
Minotaur bukannya sejarah!
2238
01:46:33,470 --> 01:46:36,205
Ia hanya mitos!
2239
01:46:36,207 --> 01:46:38,207
Jangan ketepikan fakta...
2240
01:46:38,209 --> 01:46:41,176
...itu hantu Stonewall Jackson!
2241
01:46:41,178 --> 01:46:45,480
Semoga Tuhan memberkati
pertempuran medan perang ini.
2242
01:46:45,482 --> 01:46:48,617
Boleh bagi ruang untuk
kuda tua turut serta?
2243
01:46:48,619 --> 01:46:50,552
Mack Tannen!
Apa awak buat di sini?
2244
01:46:50,554 --> 01:46:52,154
Awak dah terlalu tua.
2245
01:46:52,156 --> 01:46:54,456
Itulah sebabnya.
2246
01:46:54,458 --> 01:46:57,526
Bila terbit bulan awal,...
2247
01:46:57,528 --> 01:47:00,863
...saya bertenaga semula!
2248
01:47:00,865 --> 01:47:01,864
Dia di pihak kau, kan, Ron?
2249
01:47:10,273 --> 01:47:11,440
Dia hyena jadian!
2250
01:47:13,476 --> 01:47:15,611
Aku nak telefon Michael Jackson.
Aku ada idea untuk video.
2251
01:47:15,613 --> 01:47:17,446
Baiklah semua, dengar!
2252
01:47:21,384 --> 01:47:24,553
Disebabkan kamu dah
terlanjur berada di sini,...
2253
01:47:24,555 --> 01:47:26,154
...dilarang berpatah arang.
2254
01:47:27,523 --> 01:47:28,957
Nyawa bakal melayang.
2255
01:47:29,492 --> 01:47:30,993
Aku sangat bernafsu sekarang.
2256
01:47:30,995 --> 01:47:33,128
Mungkin ada akan cacat.
2257
01:47:33,130 --> 01:47:36,999
Selain itu, akan termeterai
persahabatan berkekalan.
2258
01:47:37,934 --> 01:47:39,568
Dan seperti biasa,...
2259
01:47:39,570 --> 01:47:42,638
...jangan sentuh rambut dan muka.
2260
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:44,640
Sudahlah, ingat kami tak tahu?
2261
01:47:44,642 --> 01:47:46,108
Maaf.
2262
01:47:46,110 --> 01:47:48,310
Pabila El Trousias,...
2263
01:47:48,312 --> 01:47:51,647
...si Raja Awan, meniup
semboyan pertempuran,...
2264
01:47:51,649 --> 01:47:54,049
...bermulalah pertarungan!
2265
01:47:54,051 --> 01:47:56,184
Aku El Trousias!
2266
01:47:58,254 --> 01:48:00,255
Dengarlah laguku!
2268
01:48:12,001 --> 01:48:13,135
Kamu boleh mula.
2269
01:48:14,938 --> 01:48:16,571
Brick, apa benda tu?
2270
01:48:17,707 --> 01:48:19,374
Ini senjata dari
masa hadapan.
2271
01:48:19,376 --> 01:48:21,510
Tak adil! Dia ada
senjata masa depan!
2272
01:48:21,512 --> 01:48:24,713
Dari mana kau dapat?
2273
01:48:38,594 --> 01:48:42,030
Atas nama si Raja,
si Ratu dan St. George.
2274
01:48:45,134 --> 01:48:46,368
Huzzah!
2275
01:49:19,102 --> 01:49:20,502
Tentu kau tak jangka aku datang.
2276
01:49:20,504 --> 01:49:22,004
20 darjah tepat.
2277
01:49:23,006 --> 01:49:24,539
Tutup ruang!
2278
01:49:24,541 --> 01:49:28,777
Menyerahlah!
Hidup tak bermakna!
2279
01:49:31,314 --> 01:49:34,383
Ada minuman pudina menanti
kamu di alam sana, Nak.
2280
01:49:36,252 --> 01:49:37,786
Serahkan jiwa kamu pada saya.
2281
01:49:56,439 --> 01:49:57,672
Maaf!
2282
01:49:58,574 --> 01:49:59,541
Maaf!
2283
01:50:01,044 --> 01:50:02,344
Kuasa Sex Panther diaktifkan.
2284
01:50:26,102 --> 01:50:28,203
Itu hantu Stonewall Jackson!
2285
01:50:28,205 --> 01:50:30,372
Semua orang, itu hantu
Stonewall Jackson!
2286
01:50:31,174 --> 01:50:33,608
Perlukah kita bergaduh?
2287
01:50:33,610 --> 01:50:34,576
Saya boleh menuntut
ilmu dari awak.
2288
01:50:43,553 --> 01:50:46,121
Atas nama Margaret Thatcher...
2289
01:50:46,123 --> 01:50:47,789
...saya jatuhi awak
hukuman mati!
2290
01:50:47,791 --> 01:50:49,324
Tak, jangan!
2292
01:50:53,362 --> 01:50:54,763
Apa terjadi?
2293
01:50:57,300 --> 01:50:58,500
Gary!
2294
01:50:58,502 --> 01:50:59,668
Ya, Ron.
2295
01:51:01,370 --> 01:51:03,572
Kita berdua tak sebulu.
2296
01:51:03,574 --> 01:51:05,273
Tapi dengan kuasa minda aku,...
2297
01:51:05,275 --> 01:51:06,508
...aku dapat melihat masa depan...
2298
01:51:06,510 --> 01:51:08,276
...dan nampak kebaikan kau.
2299
01:51:09,745 --> 01:51:11,279
Sekarang, pergilah.
-Aku dah agak!
2300
01:51:11,281 --> 01:51:12,781
Pergi ke persembahan anak kau.
2301
01:51:12,783 --> 01:51:14,749
Aku dah agak kau ada kuasa!
2302
01:51:14,751 --> 01:51:17,185
Ini hari paling bermakna
dalam hidup kau!
2303
01:51:17,187 --> 01:51:19,354
Perhatian, nyalakan
fius atas arahan saya.
2304
01:51:19,356 --> 01:51:21,323
30-niner-niner-14,
tembak mereka.
2305
01:51:21,325 --> 01:51:22,390
Saya ulang,
tembak mereka.
2306
01:51:34,237 --> 01:51:36,171
Kita mesti keluar dari sini.
Terlalu banyak Berita!
2307
01:51:36,173 --> 01:51:37,839
Tergesa-gesanya!
2308
01:51:37,841 --> 01:51:39,641
Raksasa itu kawan aku!
2309
01:51:39,643 --> 01:51:41,309
Ron, kita masih sempat
ke persembahan anak kau!
2310
01:51:42,812 --> 01:51:45,413
Hei, Ronny.
2311
01:51:45,415 --> 01:51:48,216
Jack Lime, tolong, aku mesti
pergi ke persembahan anak aku.
2312
01:51:48,218 --> 01:51:49,818
Tak! Bukan itu persoalannya!
2313
01:51:49,820 --> 01:51:51,253
Kita tak cukup orang, Ron.
2314
01:51:51,255 --> 01:51:52,487
Siap sedialah, aku datang!
2315
01:52:05,168 --> 01:52:08,637
♪ MacDonald ada ladang ♪
2316
01:52:08,639 --> 01:52:11,339
Kemudian 4 orang bermotosikal
pun muncul.
2317
01:52:11,341 --> 01:52:14,509
Wes Mantooth dan Pasukan
Berita Saluran 9!
2318
01:52:14,511 --> 01:52:15,677
Apa hal kamu buat di sini?
2319
01:52:15,679 --> 01:52:17,412
Ini pergaduhan Berita Nasional.
2320
01:52:17,414 --> 01:52:18,880
Kau dah buat silap hari ni.
2321
01:52:19,849 --> 01:52:21,483
Kau cari masalah dengan
orang San Diego.
2322
01:52:22,385 --> 01:52:25,754
Sebutan sebenar San Diago.
2323
01:52:25,756 --> 01:52:27,756
Ron dan aku mungkin tak
setuju dalam banyak hal,...
2324
01:52:28,925 --> 01:52:30,625
...tapi kami berkongsi...
2325
01:52:30,627 --> 01:52:31,960
...bandar yang sama dalam
sejarah muka Bumi.
2326
01:52:33,797 --> 01:52:35,931
Comel, kan?
2327
01:52:35,933 --> 01:52:38,366
Tapi kau melawan 3-1.
2328
01:52:38,368 --> 01:52:39,701
Apa kata kau balik
ke pangkuan emak?
2329
01:52:39,703 --> 01:52:41,369
Jangan kau libatkan mak aku.
2330
01:52:42,672 --> 01:52:44,973
Dorothy Mantooth ialah
ibu tunggal gigih...
2331
01:52:44,975 --> 01:52:47,209
...membesarkan 7 orang
anak seorang diri...
2332
01:52:47,211 --> 01:52:49,611
...dan dia kekal bertenaga
sehingga ke hujung nyawa.
2333
01:52:49,613 --> 01:52:51,479
Dia perkenalkan tarian
tiang ke arus perdana.
2334
01:52:52,682 --> 01:52:55,584
Sekarang dengar.
Sementara aku bercakap,...
2335
01:52:55,586 --> 01:52:58,486
...pasukan Berita aku dah
kosongkan bekalan minyak mereka.
2336
01:53:01,958 --> 01:53:04,793
Aku campak rokok ini
dan mampuslah kamu semua.
2337
01:53:04,795 --> 01:53:06,962
Kau lupa satu perkara, leatherman.
2338
01:53:06,964 --> 01:53:08,463
Kau campak rokok tu, kau mati juga.
2339
01:53:12,535 --> 01:53:13,902
Dengan semua dosa aku,...
2340
01:53:15,304 --> 01:53:16,805
...aku tahu aku akan ke neraka.
2341
01:53:18,541 --> 01:53:20,609
Jadi, aku tak takut
dijilat api dunia.
2343
01:53:23,347 --> 01:53:24,813
Itu ayat paling garang
pernah aku dengar.
2344
01:53:25,681 --> 01:53:26,815
Baiklah!
2345
01:53:28,584 --> 01:53:29,551
Pertarungan berakhir.
2346
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:32,587
Mari semua.
2347
01:53:33,990 --> 01:53:36,825
Ya! Kita menang!
Mari raikannya!
2348
01:53:36,827 --> 01:53:38,727
Bunga api!
2349
01:53:38,729 --> 01:53:40,795
Jangan, Brick!
-Tidak!
2351
01:54:09,392 --> 01:54:10,959
Ayah!
2352
01:54:10,961 --> 01:54:12,861
Nak, ayah bertarung dengan
seekor Minotaur sebelum sampai.
2353
01:54:13,729 --> 01:54:15,430
Ayah akan buat lagi.
2354
01:54:15,432 --> 01:54:19,701
Ayah! Kita boleh kalahkan pukauan!
2355
01:54:19,703 --> 01:54:22,304
Ron akhirnya belajar
menyayangi anak...
2356
01:54:22,306 --> 01:54:24,472
...dan isteri lebih
dari kerjayanya.
2357
01:54:25,908 --> 01:54:29,077
Dan akhirnya, pengunduran
dirinya dari dunia Berita...
2358
01:54:29,079 --> 01:54:31,813
...adalah rancangan tv paling
ramai penonton tahun itu.
2359
01:54:33,049 --> 01:54:35,650
Dia bersama pasukan beritanya,
dan juga Veronica,...
2360
01:54:35,652 --> 01:54:39,087
...mampu dapat apa saja
kerja yang mereka mahu.
2361
01:54:39,089 --> 01:54:42,357
Tapi sebelum itu, ada perkara
yang perlu diselesaikan.
2362
01:54:45,428 --> 01:54:49,698
Sebelum saya satukan pasangan ini
melalui perjanjian suci ini,...
2363
01:54:49,700 --> 01:54:51,966
...Brick and Chani mengajak
kita bersama mereka...
2364
01:54:51,968 --> 01:54:53,635
...bertukar ikrar.
2365
01:54:54,804 --> 01:54:56,504
Sayangku Brick.
2366
01:54:56,506 --> 01:54:58,106
Harta saya adalah harta awak.
2367
01:54:59,108 --> 01:55:01,443
4 buah mesin rumput saya.
Adik saya.
2368
01:55:02,912 --> 01:55:06,915
35 ekor musang saya. Hutang
pendidikan dan hutang hartanah saya.
2369
01:55:06,917 --> 01:55:07,916
Semuanya milik awak.
2370
01:55:09,952 --> 01:55:11,920
Oh, Chani.
2371
01:55:11,922 --> 01:55:15,423
Saya takkan lupa detik
saya kenal dengan awak.
2372
01:55:15,425 --> 01:55:19,427
Saya rasa tak selesa dalam
seluar, dan saya fikir,...
2373
01:55:19,429 --> 01:55:21,930
..."mungkin inilah susu kocak
di hujung tali pusat saya."
2374
01:55:25,634 --> 01:55:27,969
Tunggu! Tengok!
2375
01:55:27,971 --> 01:55:29,871
Walter, Walter, sayang!
2376
01:55:29,873 --> 01:55:31,639
Tengok dalam air!
2377
01:55:32,141 --> 01:55:34,542
Itu Doby!
2379
01:55:35,812 --> 01:55:39,047
Itu Doby! Doby!
2380
01:55:39,049 --> 01:55:40,882
Ron, apa awak buat?
Dia bukan kawan awak!
2381
01:55:41,150 --> 01:55:42,517
Doby!
2382
01:55:43,152 --> 01:55:45,086
Ron! Itu jerung!
2383
01:55:45,821 --> 01:55:47,655
Dia akan makan awak!
2384
01:55:48,557 --> 01:55:51,025
♪ Old friends
2385
01:55:52,928 --> 01:55:54,496
♪ Old friends
2386
01:55:54,498 --> 01:55:55,764
Doby!
2387
01:55:57,032 --> 01:56:00,702
♪ Sat on their park bench
like bookends ♪
2389
01:56:03,073 --> 01:56:04,439
Jerung itu cam dia!
2390
01:56:07,010 --> 01:56:08,176
Tak, dia kena serang.
2391
01:56:09,578 --> 01:56:12,914
Doby! Doby, ini saya! Ron!
2392
01:56:12,916 --> 01:56:15,150
Jika seorang lelaki mati
dengan cinta dalam hati,...
2393
01:56:15,152 --> 01:56:17,118
...adakah dia benar mati?
2394
01:56:17,120 --> 01:56:18,887
Tentulah!
2395
01:56:18,889 --> 01:56:21,589
Tetapi pada hari ini,
Ron Burgundy bergelut...
2396
01:56:21,591 --> 01:56:23,691
...dengan makhluk
dari laut dalam ini,...
2397
01:56:23,693 --> 01:56:26,961
...haiwan peliharaannya
seberat 28 paun.
2398
01:56:31,901 --> 01:56:32,867
Aku susukan kau!
2399
01:56:36,038 --> 01:56:37,005
Baxter!
2400
01:56:44,213 --> 01:56:45,480
Baxter!
2401
01:56:46,215 --> 01:56:49,918
Baxter!
2402
01:56:52,922 --> 01:56:56,891
Aku tahu, aku sayang kau juga.
2403
01:56:59,062 --> 01:57:00,628
Mari sini.
2403
01:57:01,628 --> 01:57:11,628
Disarikatakan oleh: Mohammad Izzat Adzhar
https://www.facebook.com/subbers
--Mac 15 2014 // Kedah--
2404
02:02:29,024 --> 02:02:30,191
Baik, mari lakukan.
2406
02:02:34,063 --> 02:02:36,130
Aku tak pandai guna komputer.
2407
02:02:36,132 --> 02:02:38,800
Aku ternampak Jack Lime di luar.
2408
02:02:38,802 --> 02:02:40,802
Dia jual ais.
2409
02:02:41,403 --> 02:02:43,037
Menakutkan aku.