1 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,515 Kalau rindu dikatakan sayang, 2 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,273 kalau sayang dimana letaknya, 3 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,432 kalau momok dikatakan bayang, 4 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:41,314 kalau bayang di mana jasadnya. 5 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,351 Takpelah, karang aku tolong. 6 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:06,354 Tolong lah, tolong jatuh, jatuh dalam kawah. 7 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:12,356 tinggal dirumah berdua dia menerkaulah, guna gajah punya, duri rimau. 8 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,478 Dia makanlah, makan jadi besar jadilah hantu momok, 9 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,396 korang dengar tak ni, nak jadi hantu momok. 10 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:25,428 Tak nak? Rumah nenek kecik je... 11 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,309 Assalammualaikum 12 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,514 Waalaikumussalam, lah Pak Ajis 13 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,315 Dari mana ni? 14 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,356 Saya baru balik dari Terengganu, 15 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,477 kerja kat sana daripada KL naik gerak turun sini, 16 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,357 daripada sini pulak naik teksi baru sampai. 17 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,389 Jauhnya perjalanan 18 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,389 Pak Ajis pergi mana 19 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,469 Pergi kedai tadi beli barang sikit 20 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,353 Eh kau nak balik ke ni, mari-mari, mari aku hantar 21 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,350 Pak Aji datang sorang je 22 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,396 Boleh tumpang 23 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,469 Mari-mari, pak Aji naik motor, boleh-boleh 24 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,475 Kalau macam tu sekali la ya 25 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,317 Ha, boleh 26 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,272 Pak Ajis berniaga macamana? 27 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,470 Bolehlah tahan orang berniaga naik turun, naik turunlah. 28 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,313 Ni pun sahajalah tolong-tolong makcik kau tu, 29 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:33,313 kalau duk rumah seorang pun bosan, anak tak de, apa tak de 30 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,435 Saya ni balik cuti 3 bulan 31 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,355 Lepas ni balik sana balik 32 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,275 Tapi tadikan Pak Ajis 33 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,389 Masa saya balik tadi, 34 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,517 saya nampak ramai orang usung keranda kat hujung kampung sana. 35 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,475 Siapa yang meninggal 36 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,355 Apa meninggalnya 37 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,432 Setahu pakcik orang meninggal ni biasa, 38 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,313 kat kampung kita ni hari ni takde yang meninggal 39 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,469 Mmmm heran jugak ya 40 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,475 Heran ya 41 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,271 Dah Sampai 42 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,355 Terima Kasih je la pak Aji. 43 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,310 Sama-sama 44 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,309 Kerana sudi tumpangkan saya kat rumah ni 45 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,349 Biasa la tu 46 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,311 Ni tadi kata nak cari barang berniaga 47 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,396 kenapa setangi ngan kemenyan banyak sangat ni 48 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,438 Setangi ngan kemenyan ni bukan nak taruk dekat mee calong aku, 49 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,391 sebenarnya aku nak halau nyamuk. 50 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:41,430 Nyamuk Tiruk, Aedes yang baru ni Chikugunia, ni nyamuk baru, 51 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,472 nyamuk ni pulak suka cari orang cangkung tapi ingat ya, 52 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,436 kalau buang air besar jangan suka menyangkung 53 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,515 Abis tu nak buang macamana Pak Ajis 54 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,509 Berdiri saja sudahlah, 55 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,311 Eh jangan lupa ya lepas Isyak dating kat rumah ya, 56 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,316 aku masakkan kau mee calong ya 57 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,357 Apa-apa je la Pak Ajis nanti lepas Isyak saya sampai warung Pak Ajis ya 58 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,435 Terima kasih Pak Ajis 59 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,317 Ok baik-baik ya 60 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,349 Ok 61 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,311 Li 62 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:53,312 Pak... pak... pak... pak... pak... pak... pak 63 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,397 Eh Li apa yang kau mengarut ni, 64 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,313 mak aku dengar kau memanggil nama bapak kau 65 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,513 Gatal la kau ni, kan bapak kau dah meniggal 66 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,432 Li Nampak arwah bapak kat luar tadi, 67 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:13,310 entah la mak mungkin Li tersasul kut sebab baru bersembang ngan Pak Ajis, 68 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,430 Li tumpang dia balik rumah siang tadi 69 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:21,474 Kau ni Li, Pak Ajis, Eh Pak Ajis, tak sihat ke dia ni, 70 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,438 mak dengar dia tu sakit, dah lama dia terlantar kat rumah dia. 71 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,512 Apela mak ni, Pak Ajis sihat walafiat apa, 72 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,431 dia siap ajak Li gi makan mee calong kat warung dia malam ni. 73 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,390 Datang la mak ni, nak bergurau la pulak tu. 74 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,439 lya, mak tak bergurau, ini bukan barang gurauan Li. 75 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,399 Lagipun kalau dia dah sihat Alhamdulillah lah ya. 76 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,311 Tapi yang mak dengar, 77 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,393 Pak Ajis tu kan sakit mental semenjak isteri dia meninggal dunia. 78 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,310 Sakit jiwa 79 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,315 Hah 80 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,476 Mak tak yah dengarlah cakap orang, dah lah, 81 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,273 Li dah lewat nak pergi solat berjemaah kat surau pulak ni. 82 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,429 Dah tak percaya sudah, pergi la 83 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,353 Betul ke Mak Temah dah meninggal bulan lepas, 84 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,470 ek kalu betul kenapa Pak Ajis tak cakap tadi 85 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,511 Ala malas la mak nak cakap lagi Li, 86 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,477 Kalo ko jumpa Pak Ajis nanti, ko tanyalah dia sendiri, 87 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,353 tapi baik-baik sikit tau, mak dengar dia tu dah sakit jiwa 88 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,278 Isk, tak baik mak cakap macam tu 89 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,436 Eh... semua orang cakap macam tu 90 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,469 Tak pelah kalau macam tu, 91 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:29,393 nati lepas solat Isyak Li pergi warung Pak AJis sendiri tanya Pak AJis. 92 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,355 Ah, elok la tu 93 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,359 Ha... kau berdua duduk kat rumah diam-diam jaga mak ok 94 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:38,313 Hi... selama ni abang takde bukan kami yang jaga mak 95 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,351 Macam tu pulak cakapnya, 96 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,277 laser sungguh mulut ko ni Esah ek 97 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,438 Tau tak pe, abang ni betul ke malam-malamni nak pergi warung Pak Ajis? 98 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,398 Dah-dah la tu... cukup. 99 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,432 Kalau nak pergi jugak warung Pak Ajis tu nanti, 100 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,397 ajak la kawan temankan ya? 101 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,516 Manalah tau, kalau ada apa-apa 102 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,479 Ala mak ni tak payah risau la, ni Li la anak jati kampung ni, 103 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:09,352 siapa tak kenal Li, termasuk lembu, kerbau, ayam, itik, mambang, jin dan momok! 104 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,435 Ha... iye la tu 105 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,319 Eh tak deli gurau je mak, mak tak yah risau, 106 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:18,359 apa-apa pun nanti ajak la sape-sape temankan Li ok. 107 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,430 Malam ni kalau mak nak makan lu mak makan la ya, 108 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,313 Li makan kat warung Pak Ajis, 109 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,312 kamu berdua duduk kat rumah jaga mak, ok... ok? 110 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,349 Ye la jalan baik-baik 111 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,389 Ya 112 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,311 Eh kau apa cerita Kadir 113 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:46,310 Ha ni, cerita baik ni, aku sekarang dah kerja dekat Johor Bahru 114 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,275 Oh 115 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:53,395 Kalau ikutkan, dululah, payah sekali aku nak balik dalam setahun ni, 116 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:57,473 Tapi bila, aku dah bertunang dengan Suriati nak Haji MArkom 117 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,357 Haji Markom? 118 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,515 Haji Markom... 119 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,469 Oh... Ok 120 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,429 Tapi tak bolah la aku balik selalu, 121 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:08,274 aku kena kumpul duit, carik duit. Ah... kalu ada rezeki, 122 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,472 hujung tahun ni, aku terus kawinlah ha... ko pulak macamana? 123 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:17,469 Aku ni Dir, belum ada yang berkenan lagi Dir. Tapi kau ni hebat ya 124 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,436 Hebat-hebat pun, aku runsing dah terlewat baru nak kawin 125 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,508 Gelak 126 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,477 Eh... Sham, Ya ALLAH, laju je? 127 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:32,399 Jap owh... bau merauk wanginya 128 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,431 Eh kautak nak pergi warung Pak Ajis ke? 129 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,313 Emmm... Warung Pak Ajis? 130 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:42,319 Tak nak la... Sham nak gi tengok Chelsea, 131 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,351 warung Pak Ajis bukannya ada TV 132 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,430 Tengok bola la pulak, baik kau balik rumah, 133 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:50,314 tak payah pergi bergaul dengan budak-budak tak tentu hala tu 134 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,352 Sham pergi dulu la coy 135 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,471 Eh lepas ni kita nak kena pegi warung Pak Ajis ke? 136 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,272 A... ah warung Pak Ajis 137 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,514 Ada lagi ke warung Pak Ajis tu 138 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,430 Ada! 139 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,475 Tak, maksud aku Pak Ajis tu 140 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:07,274 Eh, Pak Ajis tu masih hidup la, tadi baru aku jumpa dia. 141 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,356 Dia ajak aku pergi warung dia malam ni tau 142 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,517 Warung Pak Ajis tu kat hujung kampung ni 143 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,269 Ye la 144 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,275 Jauh tu 145 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,437 Jauh mana sangat la, dulu kecik-kecik dulu kita hero kat kampung ni kan, 146 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,317 tak ingat ke kenangan dulu 147 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,359 Ye la aku ingat, masa kecik pun aku kecik, masa sekarang pun aku kecik. 148 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,477 Lagipun Pak Ajis, Mak cik Temah tu banyak tau cerita tau, 149 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:33,277 boleh sedikit sebanyak kita boleh tau perkembangan kampung kita... Jom lah 150 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,356 Betul jugak, tapi aku rasa kau je la pergi. 151 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,310 Kang aku pergi 152 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,438 Aku rasa tak sedap badan lah, kau pergi lu lah, nanti aku dating 153 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,396 Ha... ha... ko dating, bila ko datang tu. 154 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,316 Kau pergi la lu 155 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,355 Tak payah... jom 156 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,430 Aku rasa tak sedap ni, tak sedap la perut aku. 157 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,313 Tak payah jom, banyak la perut ko tu, jom... 158 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,353 Macam nak hujan je, Nampak gelap semacam je ni 159 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,475 EH... 160 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,317 Apa? 161 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,317 Bunyi apa tu? 162 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,272 Ala biasa la bunyi-bunyi macam tu kat kampung, 163 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,393 bukan bunyi rimau, bunyi kerbau, bunyi ungka, apa yang pelik sangat 164 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,429 Mulut kau ni cabul la 165 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,390 Alah itu pun 166 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,395 Jom 167 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,432 Buat macam biasa je, buat tak tau aje, 168 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,509 bunyi tu pun takut, 169 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,319 lain la kalau bunyi orang minyak ke, hantu ke, Pontianak ke, 170 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,316 ha ala... rimau pun takut 171 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,430 Eh... hentikan la sebut nama binatang tu, 172 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,391 kita ni dah la tak jauh dari hutan, 173 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:49,269 malam hari pulak, lagipun malam ni, malam Jumaat 174 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,312 Aku rasa tak sedap hatilah Kadir, jom kita balik jela 175 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,393 Tengok... tengok tadi beriya-iya hor ajak pergi warung Pak Ajis, 176 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,396 pastu beriya-iya pulak kau ajak balik. 177 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,356 Eh apahal kau ni, 178 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,358 ape kena mengena tak sedap kau dengan malam Jumaat ni? 179 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,277 Malam Jumaat la malam sedap 180 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,389 Sedap? 181 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,392 Orang tua-tua cakap, kalau kita dah pergi, kita patah balik, 182 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,470 Ah itu alamat ada petanda buruk la tu. 183 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,318 Ah... jom la 184 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,349 Ah Pak Mior 185 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,429 Assalammualaikum 186 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,469 Waalaikumussalam 187 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,279 Oh Adlin, Kadir rupanya, bila balik 188 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,437 Siang tadi, ni Pak Mior dari mana? 189 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,352 Dari rumah haji Deraman, nak mengunat anaknya esok. 190 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:40,279 Eh kamu berdua malam buta ni nak ke mana pulak? 191 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:45,348 Oh... kitaorang nak pergi warung Pak Ajis kat hujung kampung sana tu ha 192 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,316 Warung Pak Ajis? 193 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:55,471 Seingat aku dah lama tutup semenjak isterinya si Timah tu meninggal, 194 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,399 Eh kalau macam tu aku balik dulu la. 195 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,308 Iss... lain macam aku tengok terangguk-angguk 196 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,469 Apa la Pak Mior cakap ni, 197 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,315 aku aru jumpa Pak Ajis siang tadi, bila lak Makcik Temah meninggal? 198 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,312 Aku rasa Pak Mior ni dah nyanyuk lah 199 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,395 Tu nyanyuk la tu 200 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:23,390 Kau pun cakap tak beragak, dia tut ok mudim, tok mudim mana boleh nyanyuk, 201 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,429 kalau dia nyanyuk, 202 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,512 masa dia nak menyunatkan orang dengan anu-anu mau nanti dia potong. 203 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,397 A... ah betul jugak kau cakap kan, 204 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,317 tapi kenapa dia jadi macam tu? 205 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,392 Bila pulak mak Temah meninggal? 206 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,353 Entah la, mak aku cakap dalam bulan lepas, 207 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,470 tapi masa aku jumpa Pak Ajis siang tadi, 208 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,399 tak de lak Pak Ajis cerita kat aku macam ni la, 209 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,435 nanti kta sampai dekat warung, 210 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,429 kita tanya balik Pak Ajis nak? 211 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,435 Nak pergi jugak ke? 212 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,358 pergi jom 213 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,389 Aku rasa tak sedap atilah 214 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,475 Banyak la ko punya tak sedap 215 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,432 Eh Dir, Kerbau... kerbar... Dir 216 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,474 Ni bukan kerbau ni, ni sohor ni 217 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,475 Sohor? 218 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:15,358 Wei apa ni, orang nak berak pun kacau, 219 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,272 eh korang ni apa ni... 220 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:25,478 Eee... orang nak berak pun kacau, 221 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,473 bagi cium nak, nak cium nak cium wangi tau... 222 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,311 wangi... wangi... wangi... 223 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,473 Panjang umur dia, dari kita kecik-kecik dulu dia dah ada tau 224 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,476 Eh... eh... Aku rasa dia dah sempat tangkap aku lah 225 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,317 Tangkap ape ni, jauh sana tu 226 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,351 Kat belakang aku dia pegang kain aku 227 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,398 Ranting kayu, sangkut kain kau tu, ala 228 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,430 ...ada aje kau ni, ni semua kau punya pasal la 229 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,516 Apasal pulak aku, orang tengah melepas hajat besar dia, 230 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,315 kau kacau kau suluh pula 231 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,351 Manalah aku tau dia buang air besar kat situ 232 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,315 Lain macam bau ni 233 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,436 Wanginya bau, macam bau durian lah, eh... 234 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,438 Kalau bau macam ni, bukan bau sebarang durian ni, 235 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:17,358 kalau tak durian pandan, durian hutan, fuh... terbaik tu... 236 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,356 Eh kejap, kat mana eh baunya... 237 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:28,394 Ntah... ntah ada rezeki kita, durian tua ada kat dalam 238 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,435 A... ah kan 239 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,398 Mana la tau dapat sebijik dua, dapat kita merasa 240 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:37,468 Betul tu Dir, aku rasa baik ko gi usyar dulu, biar aku usyar kat luar 241 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,518 Dahsyat ni bau, sedap ni... ni confirm tak de biji 242 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,431 Aku pun rasa macam tu jugak la 243 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:51,275 Dir line clear Dir, ko tengok ape ade Dir 244 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,513 Li... Li 245 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,272 Sedap Dir... durian sedap 246 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,470 Durian memang sedap, tapi ni tak berapa nak sedap, kau tengok ni 247 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,279 Eh ni bukan durian Dir, Ini deran 248 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,352 Dir, mat... mat... mat 249 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,436 Eh kau ni apasal naik basikal tak de lampu ni? 250 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,317 Kan dah langgar orang ni? 251 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:23,517 Eh kau ni... eee... tu la, la... ini Sidek, 252 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,396 bakal adik ipar aku ni, adik Suriati, 253 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,274 alamak, nasib baik kau tak kena penampar aku tadi. 254 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,430 La apahal kau naik basikal tak de lampu ni? 255 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,351 Ha... nah ambil ambil lampu ni... 256 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,311 terus balik, jangan pergi mana-mana 257 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,432 Maaf bang. Din baru balik dari ngaji ni, nanti Din balik la 258 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,515 Dah... dah..., balik 259 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,509 Maaf bang 260 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,311 Dah tak de lampu da 261 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,469 Dir, eh jom, 262 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:58,395 eh Kadir, gelap aje Kadir, Pak AJis tak berniaga malam ni kot, 263 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,516 tadi kat surau pun aku tak nampak batang hidung dia ah. 264 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,319 Entah-entah Pak Ajis sakit atau makcik Temah yang sakit. 265 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:12,355 Eh ada tu, kalu dia tak de tak kan terang benderang macam tu 266 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,393 Eh kadir, aku sebenarnya tak sedap badan la, aku rasa baik kita balik aje la. 267 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:22,356 Kau jangan, tadi beriya-iya kau nak, kau nak balik jom... jom... jom 268 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,349 Eh tak de tu 269 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,389 Ade la... 270 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,509 Jomlah kita balik la 271 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:45,435 Apelah nak balik, penat-penat kita sampai sini ni, ko nak balik pulak 272 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,272 Pak Ajis tak de ni 273 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,517 Ape tak de, tengok ni ha, sume ada, sos ada, pisang pun ada 274 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,349 Ye la aku tau la tu pisang 275 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,473 Ni, air sume ada tak berasap lagi, takan dia tak de 276 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,430 Abis tu mana Pak Ajis? 277 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,313 Ada tu, tunggu la kejap. 278 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,349 Assalammualaikum Pak Ajis. 279 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,392 Ape kejadah kau ni pun beri salam kat sape, mana ada Pak Ajis sini 280 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,357 Ye la kita tak Nampak dia, 281 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,476 kalau dia dengar suara kita bagi salam, dia jawab la 282 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,358 Nanti kan yang lain pulak menyahut kang 283 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,516 Kau ni apa lah, mulut cabul betul la. 284 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,276 Assalammualaikum Pak Ajis. 285 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,395 Aku rasa dia ada la 286 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,516 Kalau dia ada dia keluar la, ni mana ada 287 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,392 Eh... Kadir jom la kita balik 288 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:37,274 Ala, balik, balik, balik, kau ni apa la, 289 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,272 Eh kempunan aku nak makan mee calong Pak Ajis la 290 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,438 Waalaikumussalam, ya ALLAH, kus semangat 291 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,476 Kami dah lama sampai, ingat dah nak balik tadi 292 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,431 Ada, pergi tebing sungai tadi. 293 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:57,509 Eh Kadir, dah lama sangat kau menghilang tak nampak muka pun, apa cerita kau? 294 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,433 Saya... saya... saya Johor, saya kerja kat Johor, 295 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:08,318 Ah... jarang balik sini... Pak Ajis, makcik Temah mana 296 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:14,430 Emm... dia tak sihat sangat, ada kat rumah, dia terbaring kat katil... 297 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,390 ha... ha... 298 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,358 tapi penyakit dia tak begitu berat sangat la, 299 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,358 sebab itulah aku selalu sorang je kat warung ni 300 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,432 Hah... Pak Ajis... saya pun ada banyak benda nak tanya Pak Ajis tau. 301 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,469 Entah lah, tentang makcik Temah 302 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,397 Eh nak tanya apa lagi, nanti cerita sedah la, 303 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,354 apa-apa hal pun kita makan mee calong lu ya, macamana. 304 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,515 ya... ya... ya... 305 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,358 Mee calong tu lebihkan meatballnya ya 306 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,317 Jangan susah-susah sangat, 307 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,357 kau berdua ni aku anggap macam regular customer. 308 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,393 Kadir, aku ingat aku nak tanya Pak Ajis tentang makcik temah tu, 309 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,432 ke tak payah kot, nanti terasa hati lak orang tua tu kan. 310 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,438 Dah Pak Ajis cakap tadi Makcik Temah tu masih hidup lagi. 311 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,391 Dia Cuma demam je. 312 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,353 Entah la Kadir, aku cuma rasa tak sedap hati la Kadir. 313 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,358 Tak sedap hati lagi... kau ni... 314 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:21,390 eh, apa kata malam jumaat ni kita cerita pasal hantu? 315 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,352 Bodoh tau, kau dah buang tebiat apa? 316 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,318 Dah la aku takut kau nak cerita hantu pulak. 317 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:32,310 Ala cerita hantu la baru ada thrill. 318 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:38,309 Kalau kau takut sangat aku teman kau masa balik, aku hantar kau depan tangga tu, 319 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,356 kalau boleh kereta kereta aku masuk sebelah katil kau! 320 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,351 Ah... ikut suka hati kau la. 321 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,349 Ha cerita la. 322 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,517 Alaa... belum cerita lagi dah tekup telinga kenapa? 323 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,316 Ye la, Ye la... ha cerita cerita. 324 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,469 Penakut juga kau ni ha. 325 00:23:54,440 --> 00:24:00,390 Ceritanya mengisahkan seorang yang ditahan oleh gadis cantik, 326 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,431 masa dia memandu di lebuhraya, 327 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,273 Waktu dengan malam seorang diri 328 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,469 Gadis cantik tu mesti hantu eh. 329 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,314 Kawe nak tangkap dia, masuk dalam botol. 330 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,311 Ah, masuk dalam botol. 331 00:26:56,360 --> 00:27:03,311 Lepas tu kawe boleh buat pameran pameran tu kau boleh buat duit. 332 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,392 Bodoh la wak. Eh takut? 333 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,311 Kawe tak takut. 334 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,478 Emm, dah lah merapu cakap. 335 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,512 Kawe nak bawak kang tebabas pulak lori kawe, 336 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,318 bercakap pasal hantu takde faedahnya. 337 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,430 OK, bye Assalamualaikum. 338 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:31,319 Ku terpegun di jendela, 339 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:43,391 bila hujan gerimis senja... tak ku lihat di hadapanku... 340 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,310 Hello. 341 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,516 Hello Abdullah, oh Abdullah. 342 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,479 Hello hello, berhenti la cakap sekejap. 343 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,351 Eh kawe bukan Abdullah! 344 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,318 La bangla mana pulak ni, pelik pelik. 345 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,391 Apa benda yang marah sangat ni... 346 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,470 hello... woit! 347 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,355 ni bukan Abdullah tau! Pelik betul la, siapa ni. 348 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,512 Ha cakap, cakap la, cakap engkau, 349 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,353 habis prepaid engkau, habis prepaid engkau. 350 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,477 Ni si sudin dengan si bangla punya pasal la ni! 351 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,517 Tadi aku langgar burung ke, burung langgar aku? Hai... 352 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,475 Eh siapa pulak tu? 353 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,518 Ai... takkan hantu kot. 354 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,393 Macam bintang filem Indon, 355 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,473 macam perempuan Indon jual jamu pun ada. 356 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,392 Bismillahirrahmanirahim... 357 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,470 Nak tumpang ya? 358 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,278 Masuk masuk masuk! 359 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,312 Wah barang dagangan ya? 360 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,312 Berat jamu mancur ya? 361 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,392 Masuk masuk... berat sekali. 362 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:40,310 Yang benar saya ini dah sesat jalan 363 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,515 Jadi kalau boleh saudari tujukan saya 364 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,432 Kejalan besar besar 365 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,357 Orang Indon ya? 366 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,351 Orang Jawa ka orang Minang? 367 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:19,474 Kapan datang ke Malaysia naik bot ka, naik kapal terbang? 368 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,472 Kapal kapal saya tak main. Saya dari Malaysia. 369 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:30,348 Oh, orang melayu rupanya. Lah, buat letih je cakap Indonesia. 370 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,513 Eh, duduk sebelah ni tak tau nama tak sedap jugak, 371 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,395 takkan nak panggil huha-huha je. 372 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,318 Saya Latip, saudari? 373 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,435 Maya. 374 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,359 Maya? Amboi! Maya Karin? 375 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,313 Maya je. Jangan sebut nama tu. 376 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,471 Saya tak minat dia, takut... 377 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,311 Eh pegang apa tu? 378 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,397 Bayi saya. 379 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,319 Bayi? Eh, comelnya. 380 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,475 Macam mak dia! 381 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,317 Apa nama? 382 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,357 Saya tau awak ni perempuan jenis apa. 383 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,471 Awak jangan nak jadi kaberit ha... 384 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,392 awak nak buang bayi ni dalam semak ah? 385 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,431 Ataupun awak nak letak kat surau? 386 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,509 Eee geram aku. 387 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,273 Ni saya tahan marah ni, ha... 388 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,430 kalau awak tak nak bayi ni, awak bagi kat saya. 389 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,358 Jangan buang tak baik. Biar saya bela. 390 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,279 Kesian... apa awak cakap? 391 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,392 Awak jangan bagi saya marah. 392 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,477 Awak tak suka tengok kalau saya marah! 393 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:04,349 Sorry la. Saya kesian tengok kat bayi ni, bukan awak. 394 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,515 Awak lagi tua takpe. 395 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,433 Maklum la sekarang ni, gejala buang anak ni banyak. 396 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,393 Orang buang anak merata-rata. 397 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:17,349 Spesis macam ni, orang macam ni lebih jahat dari spesis hantu! 398 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,350 OK lah, saya dah sesat sekarang ni. 399 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,318 Saya nak pergi ambil ikan tu lebih penting. 400 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,392 Sekarang ni Cik Maya nak tumpang sampai mana? 401 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,392 Lepas tu jalan besar ni kat mana pulak tu? 402 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:40,273 Awak ni cakap tak sayang mulut tau! Jalan terus... 403 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,512 Ini sah-sah tanah perkuburan ni. 404 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,432 Takde rumah pun... pondok adalah. 405 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:25,311 Owh, mungkin ayah atau suami Maya kerja penggali kubur. 406 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,352 Maya tak takut tinggal di kawasan ni? 407 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,512 Tak ada apa yang perlu ditakutkan. 408 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:49,435 Semua orang akan mati, termasuk saya dan Maya sekali. 409 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:58,395 Mat rempit, mat pet lagi berani tinggal di kawasan ni kan? 410 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,512 Takde apa yang perlu kita takutkan. 411 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:47,391 Maya, ada apa yang saya cakap tadi buat Maya terasa hati ke? 412 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:54,471 Kalau pasal ayah atau suami Maya kerja penggali kubur, 413 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,473 tak perlu malu, itu pekerjaan yang mulia. 414 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,353 Ni rumah kat mana ni? biar saya hanta saya telah terlewat 415 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,516 Tak ada apa-apa pun. 416 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,397 Jarang-jarang saya jumpa laki macam awak. 417 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:33,310 Berani tak berani tapi takleh paksa. 418 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,356 Tak kesah la apa pun. 419 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,436 Ah, saya ni dah terlewat ni. 420 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,271 Saya kena cepat la. 421 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,277 Ah, Maya... 422 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:33,317 Pulangkan anak aku... 423 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,515 Lailahaillallah! 424 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,358 Beratnya! 425 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:36,269 Kalau aku jual kat pajak gadai laku ni! 426 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,396 Siapa ni? 427 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:11,269 Hantu! Hantu! Hantu! 428 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,471 Menarik juga... 429 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,515 Memang menarik, tapi... 430 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,273 cerita kau ni kan, cerita betul ke cerita rekaan ek? 431 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,472 Ha, itu aku tak tau la... tapi cerita ni diceritakan dari mulut ke mulut. 432 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,398 Kalau bohong diorang, bohong la aku. 433 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,433 Apapun cerita pasal pontianak mesti menarik, kan? 434 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,357 Macam-macam lah! 435 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,469 Hai dah sampai dah. 436 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,273 Ni teh tarik halia korang ni. 437 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,390 Halia? Halia ya... 438 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,390 Dia boleh menghilangkan angin satu badan. 439 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,516 Eh, mee calong korang tu ada kat dapur. 440 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,272 Tak siap lagi. 441 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,397 Lagipun, meatball tu tertinggal kat rumah. 442 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:02,440 Tapi takpe la, nanti aku talipon ape ni, makcik temah tu, suruh dia hantar. 443 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:08,350 Eh, aku dengar korang ni ribut-ribut tadi bercerita sampai terpekik-pekik tu, 444 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,435 apa cerita korang ni? 445 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:14,434 Ah ni... yang ceritanya saya, yang terpekik-pekik dia ni... dia ni ha... 446 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,430 Masa Pak Ajis sibuk-sibuk kat dapur tadi tu, 447 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,472 saya pun bukak la cerita hantu, cerita pontianak... 448 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,392 Pontianak!? Eh korang berdua ni tak takut ke? 449 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,278 Cerita-cerita pasal pontianak malam-malam jumaat. 450 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:33,315 Nak takut apanya Pak Ajis, itukan paling tidak la, 451 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,436 mainan perasaan semata-mata. 452 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,357 Ah banyak la mainan perasaan kau! 453 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,475 Mainan perasaan konon. 454 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,274 Ala sudah la, aku pun ada cerita hantu jugak. 455 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,472 Eh, hantu, iblis, jin jangan percaya sangat seratus peratus. 456 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,398 Cuma kadang-kadang kena orang yang biasa tgk, lainlah. 457 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,469 Tak tau apa hal kita ni kan? 458 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,476 Eh turun la, sudah habis. 459 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,399 Eh kejap. Kalau cerita lagi, saya nak buang air kecil jap. 460 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,429 Pak Ajis saya tak tahan Pak Ajis, betul Pak Ajis! 461 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,313 Ah tengok tu, belum cerita nak terkencing. 462 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,436 Kalau Pak Ajis cerita agaknya main taik dekat sini! 463 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,390 Bodoh tau. 464 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,475 Ah, diam la kau! 465 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,439 Eh, eh... ini nampak sangat ni... nak kencing takut ni. 466 00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:00,273 Eh kalau nak terkencing sangat sekalipun, cari la bilik termenung, 467 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,475 jangan kencing sebarangan. 468 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,311 Orang tua-tua bilang, 469 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:10,314 dekat kampung kita ni busut-busut yang ada ni tempat hantu setan lepak, tau tak? 470 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,430 Lain kali, mintak izin dulu. 471 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,392 Baca Fatihah ke, ayat-ayat Al-Quran. 472 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,475 Kenapa saya lari ha? 473 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,431 Takde orang kejar asya pun. 474 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,278 Cis, ape la. 475 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,433 Assalamualaikum tok, nek, cucu tumpang kencing ni... 476 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:56,354 Eh ni apa ni kenapa kelam-kabut je aku tgk, pucat semacam je kenapa kau? 477 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,277 Isk, aku tak jadi nak kencing lah. 478 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,311 Aku nampak orang ke hantu menuju ke sini. 479 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,435 Eh apa kau ni? 480 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,470 Dia ni Noniswari, anak Maniam yang bawak 481 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,308 lori yang tinggal kat hujung kampung kita ni. 482 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,389 Dia bukan hantu! 483 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,470 Hantu... hantu... 484 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,353 Eh dia kata kita hantu, hantu punya budak! 485 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,313 Eh jangan la kelam kabut, mana ada hantu. 486 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,273 Habis tu apasal dia cakap ada hantu? 487 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,349 Ala, datang la kau ni. 488 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,391 Kalau hantu nampak kau pun hantu lari la! 489 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,319 Dah la habis cerita hantu ni aku buat kopi untuk korang. 490 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,398 Apasal rasa seram semacam ni. 491 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,391 Nampak gayanya terpaksalah aku tahan kencing lagi la Dir. 492 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,352 Tahan. Pak Ajis cerita lagi pasal hantu. 493 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:56,270 Kali ni aku nak cerita pasal hantu apa ni? 494 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,435 Hantu kene sampuk. 495 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,471 Kau nak tau, perkataan sampuk dua perkataan 496 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,318 bahasa Inggeris dicampur dengan bahasa Melayu 497 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,514 "Someone yang kena hempuk". 498 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,475 Kau nak jadi someone yang kene hempuk!? 499 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,436 Kenapa dengan korang semua ni ha! 500 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:52,353 Kalau lalu tempat orang tu tak beradap langsung, main jalan aje! 501 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,353 Kenapa dengan ka ni Leha? 502 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:04,389 Eh, kau marah siapa ni? 503 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:08,399 Kat luar dah teater, kat rumah pun nak teater ke? 504 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,517 Ajar sikit anak kau bunga. 505 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,437 Kalau naik motor tu bawak elok-elok. 506 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,510 Eh kau panggil aku mak bunga? 507 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,318 Apa yang kau merepek ni? 508 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,278 Eh aku ni mak engkau lah! 509 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,392 Hei mak dara! 510 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:13,471 Aku bukan Leha, aku mat rempit. 511 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,318 Astaghfirullahalazim... 512 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:27,394 Ayu kau pergi panggil Pawang Semaun tu datang sekarang jugak! 513 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,357 Akak kau ni dah kene sampuk ni! 514 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,475 Mak... 515 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:31,469 Pergi pergi cepat! 516 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,509 Ayu ke mak? 517 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,276 pergi cepat! 518 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,313 Pawang Semaun siapa tu? 519 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,432 Aku kenal, dia tu lagi buruk daripada aku. 520 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,391 Kenapa kau nak panggil dia? 521 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,351 Dah pergi pergi! Pergi cepat. 522 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,435 Yela yela yela. 523 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:58,390 Sudah la tu! Sudah sudah bawa mengucap Leha... 524 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,435 Tau takpe ha. 525 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,391 Kau nak keluar sekarang tak? 526 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,517 Ha... kau jangan kacau cucu aku, karang aku bunuh kau! 527 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,439 Hai jembalang tanah jembalang air jembalang api. 528 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,311 Siapa kau? 529 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,470 Kau asal dari mana? 530 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,318 Siapa nama kau? 531 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:53,396 Kau datang ni nak berubat ke? Nak berkenalan? 532 00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,393 Aku mat rempit. 533 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,313 Aik, ko nak loya buruk pulak dengan aku!? 534 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,273 Ko jangan sebut puak buruk macam setan tu. 535 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,435 Kau nak keluar tak? 536 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,319 Kau jangan degil, nanti aku ajar kau! 537 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,389 Kau nak keluar tak? 538 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,318 Nanti kau aku ajar. 539 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,354 Kau ni memang degil, lada hitam jugak yang boleh ajar kau ni ha... 540 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,349 ko jangan degil! 541 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:33,394 Aku kata keluar, keluar. Ha... keluar! 542 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,278 Sakit! 543 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,311 Aku kata keluar, keluar! 544 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,311 Pak Semaun suruh saya keluar ke? 545 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,395 Bukan kau lah! 546 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,429 Hantu tu ha! 547 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,435 Kau nampak tak? 548 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,472 Kau keluar, kau jangan degil. 549 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,359 Keluar sekarang jugak! 550 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,517 Aku keluar, aku keluar. 551 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:07,433 Leha rasa, masa Leha nak balik rumah tadi, 552 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,398 Leha ada langgar dengan lembaga. 553 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,512 Leha berhenti tapi tak ada apa pun. 554 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,274 Cuma rasa seram sejuk je. 555 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,473 Masuk je rumah dah tak ingat apa-apa dah. 556 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,433 Sudah la Leha, kau kena kuatkan semangat. 557 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:30,353 Benda-benda halus ni kita tak nampak dengan mata kasar. 558 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,399 Lain kali kalau terjadi macam ni, kau baca ayat suci Al-Quran. 559 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,479 Mak Leha, biarlah aku balik dulu, ya Leha? 560 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,431 Kau dengar nasihat aku tu. 561 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,475 Ah, Mak Leha aku balik dulu. 562 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,311 Terima kasih la Pak Semaun. 563 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,275 Yela. 564 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,478 Puaka punya jembalang kau tak serik-serik nak kacau aku ya? 565 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,315 Dah dari rumah tu aku halau kau, kau ada hati nak tumpang aku. 566 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,316 Cantik muka kau! 567 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:09,348 Ko turun ke mari, aku pelaki kau, tak sedar dek tuan. 568 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,319 Menarik betul cerita jin dengan org halus. 569 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,272 Sebenarnya orang halus tu kuman. 570 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,471 Bila kuman masuk dalam badan, jadi la sakit. 571 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,273 Lebih baik kalau orang tu lemah semangat. 572 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,475 Aku? 573 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,431 Tolong sikit la Kadir. 574 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,509 Eh, aku ni je. 575 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,272 Eh, kucing ni pun ada cerita seram dia tau. 576 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,395 Hantu kucing? 577 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,478 Kau ni cukup la Kadir. Nak buat kelakar je selalu. 578 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:43,508 Eh! Kucing ni ada cerita hantu kucing! 579 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,437 Asyik bersembang-sembang aku pun dah terlupa dengan meatball tadi. 580 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:52,399 Takpelah aku talipon Mak Temah kau suruh cepat sikit la. 581 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,316 Assalamualaikum, 582 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:06,359 yang... hantarkan tu, meatball tu cepat sikit ya? 583 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:11,269 Abang terlupa tadi, abang letakkan dalam peti sejuk kat rumah tu. 584 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:15,438 Cepat sikit ya, budak-budak ni, diorang nak makan mee calong. 585 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,519 Hantar cepat sikit la dah lama tak jumpa yang ni. 586 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,475 Ah, baiklah cepat ya? 587 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,509 Mak Temah Pak Ajis? 588 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:24,518 Yela Mak Temah. 589 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:29,308 lya. Eh, tunggu, tunggu ya? 590 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,349 Sekejap ya. 591 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,510 Mak Temah kau nanti hantar apa ni ha... 592 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,350 apa ni meatball tu, boleh kita makan sama-sama. 593 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:40,274 Satu lagi, korang ingat tak dengan cerita hantu kucing? 594 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,517 Saya ni ha, dulu saya lupa, saya ingat, saya lupa, saya ingat, 595 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,477 tapi sekarang dah teruk Pak Ajis. Saya dah ingat-ingat lupa. 596 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,431 Ingat-ingat lupa, tak apa. 597 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,391 Jangan hilang ingatan ha... 598 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:56,514 Eh, satu lagi... kucing hitam banyak misterinya, pernah dengar tak? 599 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,353 Kalau Pak Ajis nak cerita pasal binatang pulak 600 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,396 baik kita pergi tengok sarkis ramai-ramai. 601 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,398 Eh eh ini cerita gerenti seram punya. 602 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:09,310 Ini cerita mengenai mayat yang dilangkah oleh kucing hitam. 603 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,318 Kucing hitam melangkah mayat hidup. 604 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,396 Belum jadi mayat dah dilangkah. 605 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,397 Itulah takut 606 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:27,400 Eh, eh nasib baik tak cakap tadi mayat langkah kucing hitam. 607 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,438 Mayat hilang! 608 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:53,319 Kadang-kadang kan, kepercayaan orang melayu kita ni tak masuk akal. 609 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,279 Bodoh tau, apa kene mengena kucing hitam dengan hantu? 610 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,390 Sedap kau perbodoh-bodohkan orang. 611 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,272 Pak Ajis ni pun satu la, entah ya entah tidak cerita tu. 612 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,278 Entah-entah ikut sedap mulut reka-reka je. 613 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,472 Ni lepas cerita kucing jadi hantu ni Pak Ajis nak cerita pasal apa, 614 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,392 cerita pasal ikan dengan kuda terbang, 615 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,351 belalang kunyit kena tendang? 616 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,359 Eh, sebenarnya aku tidak mereka-reka cerita ni, 617 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:23,273 kucing hitam ni sebenarnya dari cerita turun-temurun. 618 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:29,519 Ah Pak Ajis! Pak Ajis tau tak tentang cerita hantu pocong? 619 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:33,513 Tau, tapi buat apa aku cerita, bukan korang percaya, ha... 620 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,516 Pocong tu hantu macam mana ya Pak Ajis eh? 621 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,397 Dia macam buaya ke? 622 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,513 Eh Mat Cotek, itu Puchong, Kuala Selangor! 623 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,475 Ini Pocong! Confirm bodoh. 624 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,475 Oit, mana la aku tau. 625 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,471 Ketawa la kau berdua ha... 626 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,519 Nanti dah kena tak cukup tanah lari lintang pukang bila jumpa pocong. 627 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,358 Ala Pak Ajis ni, sensitif la pulak. 628 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,470 Ala kami janji, kami tak gelak dah. 629 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,278 Steady Kadir, kita berhenti gelak yeh? 630 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,312 Kitorang berjanji, kitorang tak akan ketawa lagi bila Pak Ajis cerita 631 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,436 Ceritakan la ceritakan la kami nak dengar ni. 632 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,515 Kak, kak. 633 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:37,354 Agaknya mak kot? Mak kan baru balik kenduri. 634 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,435 Rani yakin? 635 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,391 Nanti akak pergi tengok. 636 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,433 Pergi la kak, Ekin nak pergi bilik air, nak kencing. 637 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:49,438 Kak! Mak! Kak! Mak! Kak! 638 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:19,468 Kak... kak... mak... kak... mak... 639 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,398 bismillahirahmanirahim. 640 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,436 Sorry, sorry, sorry salah hantu. 641 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,391 Lawak jugak cerita Pak Ajis ni kan? 642 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,392 Seram aku tau. Eh, kan Kadir? 643 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:34,469 Tu la. Aku dah kata, sebenarnya hantu-hantu ni memang pak lawak. 644 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,316 Entah ya tidak aku tak tau la, 645 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,515 yang penting hantu-hantu ni semua cerita-cerita dia ni, 646 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,476 kita boleh jadikan penglipurlara. 647 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,473 Kadang-kadang menjadi sebagai kawan diwaktu kita sedang gundah-gulana, 648 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:52,313 lebih-lebih lagi kalau salah bawa. Jadi kita gila dibuatnya. 649 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,390 Bodoh tau. 650 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,351 Apalah kau ni hantu tu jahat la. 651 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,315 Buat apa nak buat kawan? 652 01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:00,359 Eh patin sangkor, yang aku maksudkan itu macam hang tuah. 653 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,392 Ah, burung hantu yang boleh buat kawan! 654 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,311 Eh jangan cakap besar la. 655 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,351 Jaga sikit mulut korang ni. 656 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,316 Jangan celupar malam-malam jumaat ni. 657 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,511 Dah la malas aku bercerita, sampai berbuih mulut aku. 658 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,317 Korang cerita pulak la. 659 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,313 Eh Kadir kau kan tau cerita pasal orang bunian, 660 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,469 kau cerita la pulak aku nak dengar ni. 661 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,272 Orang bunian? 662 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,351 Eh cerita bagus tu, teruskan. 663 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,517 Ha, kalau Pak Ajis nak tau, orang bunian tu kan macam orang asing. 664 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,470 Orang Indon, orang bangla, ha tu la orang bunian. 665 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,273 Bunian, bunian. Bangla, bangla. 666 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:37,359 Orang bunian ni dia ni macam dalam bahasa saintifik dia orang halus. 667 01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,272 Ha, orang halus tu kuman la tu. 668 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,475 Habis tu kumpulan Kuman tu? 669 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,397 Itu bapak segala kuman! 670 01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:47,391 Itu je ceritanya? 671 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,275 Pendeknya. 672 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,275 Ha'ah kan? 673 01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:51,395 Ala cerita la Kadir. 674 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,311 Pada suatu hari... 675 01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:59,436 Eh apa yang korang mengiur-iur lagi kat sini, 676 01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:02,432 mana ada ikan kat sini, buaya ada la! 677 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,358 Bodoh ni, potong betul la! 678 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,358 Mulut kau tu jangan cabul sangat boleh tak!? 679 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,271 lyalah kau Jeff. 680 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:15,393 Ha, cakap jangan la sebarangan, jaga sikit pantang larang. 681 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,273 Alah, apa yang korang nak takut sangat. 682 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:20,470 Dari kecik kita pancing kat sini, pernah kau dapat ikan? 683 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,310 Pernah? 684 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,270 Buaya pernah jumpa? 685 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,469 Letih la aku tengok korang ni. 686 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,397 Memancing, memancing. 687 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:30,479 Tengok abang kau tangkap ikan guna gigi kau tau? 688 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,277 Apa kau nak buat tu? 689 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,516 Takkan nak masuk pulak kat sini. 690 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:39,314 Aduh... eh, nak mandi la pulak. 691 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,438 Ha'ah bagus sangat la tu. Terjun la kau. 692 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,272 Sup! Deq! Dik, 693 01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,470 Assalamualaikum. 694 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,356 Waalaikumsalam. 695 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,435 Jap la, abang nak tanya ni. 696 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,356 Mak kitorang dah pesan jangan cakap dengan orang tak kenal. 697 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,389 Mintak maaf ya bang. 698 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,311 Assalamualaikum. 699 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:19,514 Waalaikumsalam, nasib baik awak ada, awak kena tolong saya ni. 700 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,397 Saya dah sesat ni. 701 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,272 Tau, saudara jangan bimbang. 702 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:29,433 Saudara sekarang berada di kampung saya, Kampung Pinang Sebatang. 703 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:31,471 Eh, saya orang Kampung Buntut Pulau, 704 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:34,358 macam mana boleh sampai Kampung Pinang Sebatang ni? 705 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:40,350 Kampung Pinang Sebatang kan bersebelahan saja dengan kampung saudara. 706 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:45,480 Saudara ni tersesat barangkali mungkin lemas dihanyut sungai ke mari. 707 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,272 Lemas? 708 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,277 Tak mungkin, tak mungkin saya lemas. 709 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,355 Saya hidup lagi ni. 710 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,395 Saya tak lemas. 711 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:59,275 Eh, siapa nama kau tadi? Eh saudari, saudari! 712 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:03,353 Macam ni lah saudara Jefri, saudara ikut saya. 713 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,276 Mana awak tau nama saya ni? 714 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:10,439 Saudara kan glamor, tapi itu tak penting. 715 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,475 Saya Mawar. 716 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:16,355 Marilah ikut saya pulang dahulu salin pakaian, berjumpa ayah bonda. 717 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:21,353 Saya rasa, terlalu awal untuk kita jumpa ayah dan bonda. 718 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,469 Apasal aku cakap macam kau ni? 719 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:30,350 Mungkin mereka akan menjelaskan segala kemusykilan saudara. Mari! 720 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:38,473 Mana Jeff? Jeff! Jangan la macam ni... 721 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,514 Jangan la main-main! Jeff! 722 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,358 Jeff! Mana kau ni, Jeff! 723 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,350 Kau ni suka la main-main jeff. 724 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,356 Jeff! Mana kau ni, Jeff! 725 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:37,391 Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! 726 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,351 Aku dah penat ni, 727 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,472 takkan la dia lemas, entah dia kena baham. 728 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:52,308 Ish takkan, kau jangan la cakap macam tu. 729 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,349 Check dulu la. 730 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,349 Jom! jom! jom! 731 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:12,429 Kiranya Kampung Pinang Sebatang ni sebelah Kampung Buntut Pulau la ya? 732 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,435 Emm... 733 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:19,390 Saya tak pernah tau pulak kampung saya ni ada kampung jiran sebelah. 734 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:24,399 Engkau masih belum hidup lama anakanda. 735 01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,432 Engkau pun masih muda lagi. 736 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:34,470 Ilmu geografi pun masih tahap yang belum luas. 737 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:37,390 Lainlah macam ayahanda. 738 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:41,359 Hidup sudah lebih seratus tahun. 739 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:45,393 Ayahanda kau itu adalah sahabat baik ayahanda. 740 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,356 Dia selalu datang ke mari. 741 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,312 Kami adalah kawan yang paling baik 742 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:57,355 dan kami pernah berbincang untuk masa depan kau. 743 01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:01,393 Eh, yang tu lawak, yang tu lawak! 744 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:03,476 Bapak saya tak pernah cerita pun pasal pakcik! 745 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:07,479 Ini bukannya lawak, siapa kata lawak. 746 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:12,270 Ini bukan raja lawak, ini bukan budak temu lawak. 747 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:15,312 Ini permaisuri lawak. 748 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:20,314 Kami telah berbincang dengan ayahanda kau 749 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:29,513 untuk menjodohkan kau dengan anak ayahanda si Mawar itu, kau setuju tak? 750 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:34,319 Ini apa sampai ke jodoh-jodoh pulak ni? Saya tak faham. 751 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:38,519 Sabar, sabar bawak bertenang. Jemput minum dulu ya nak? 752 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:43,470 Ini bukan bingung dah ni, ini dah bangang dah ni. 753 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,515 Kalau pakcik kenal saya dengan bapak saya, 754 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,432 macam mana saya boleh tak kenal pakcik pulak? 755 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:55,394 Anakanda memang tidak pernah mengenali keluarga ayahanda. 756 01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:58,472 Hari ini baru pertama kali datang ke rumah. 757 01:15:58,480 --> 01:15:59,469 Mana nak kenal? 758 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,512 Tapi ayahanda boleh tunjukkan 759 01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:06,272 yang ayahanda betul-betul kenal dengan anakanda. 760 01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,355 Anakanda ada parut 761 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:11,439 sebesar duit lima puluh sen di sebelah punggung sebelah kiri. 762 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,392 Betultak Tengok. 763 01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:15,396 Betul. 764 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,318 Mengaku, mengaku... hahaha! 765 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,351 Apa pulak sampai ke situ pulak ni? 766 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,356 Eh macam ni lah pakcik. 767 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:25,435 Lantak la. 768 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:27,317 Saya nak mintak tolong dengan pakcik ni. 769 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:31,353 Tolong hantar saya, tolong bagitau saya jalan balik rumah. 770 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,516 Biar saya tanya bapak saya dulu pasal hal ni. 771 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,317 Kalau ya pun habiskan la air tu dulu. 772 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,477 Nanti bonda suruhkan Mawar tunjukkan jalan pulang. 773 01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:43,429 Jemput minum. 774 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,317 Sila... 775 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:49,269 Keluar la! 776 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,431 Jangan macam ni. 777 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,315 Pelik sangat ni. 778 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:01,315 Tak faham aku. 779 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,315 Pelik la. 780 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,358 Pelik tapi benar. 781 01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,515 Macam pernah dengar ayat tu, Mawar dengar dekat TV yeh? 782 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,277 TV? 783 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:16,312 Kampung Pinang Sebatang pun macam pernah dengar. 784 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,390 Kat mana ha? 785 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:21,359 Sudah la tu saudara, jangan difikirkan sangat. 786 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:25,279 Nanti saudara akan tau kebenarannya. 787 01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,430 Mawar, pasal apa Mawar bau minyak angin? 788 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,469 Jeff! Jeff! 789 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:46,310 Sup, Deq, Sini la! Ish! 790 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:48,475 Mawar, tu kawan-kawan saya tu. 791 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,317 Mawar tunggu sini sekejap. 792 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,311 Saya pergi panggil diorang ya. 793 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,311 Tunggu sekejap tau! Tunggu. Woi! 794 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,278 Jeff! Jeff! 795 01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,515 Yo Waalaikumsalam! 796 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:09,399 MasyaAllah, kau pergi mana ni? 797 01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:12,358 Siap pakai baju melayu macam orang nak pergi bersunat je! 798 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:14,475 Kau balik rumah ke? 799 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:17,397 Menyusahkan orang betul kau ni. 800 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,356 Kau tau tak, aku dengan Adeq dah repot kat polis, aduh! 801 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:20,355 Tau takpe. 802 01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:25,435 Sampai aku ingat kau dah hanyut sungai tu dah dibaham buaya. 803 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,431 Eee... apa korang merepek ni? 804 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:28,475 Eh, jap jap jap. 805 01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,357 Kau cakap kitorang merepek? 806 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,469 Kau biar betul Jeff! 807 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,436 Eh sudah sudah sudah kejap kejap kejap! 808 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:36,516 Aku tengah pelik ni, pelik aku tak hilang lagi ni! 809 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,397 Apa yang kau pelikkan sekarang? 810 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,471 Tadi kan aku lompat kat dalam sungai ni, 811 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,478 macam mana aku boleh timbul kat Kampung Pinang Sebatang? 812 01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:45,431 Eh, Kampung Pinang Sebatang? 813 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,436 Apa benda kau cakap ni? 814 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,309 Kau tak pernah dengar ke? 815 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:50,355 Mana ada. 816 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,435 Kampung sebelah tu! 817 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,515 Mana ada Deq? 818 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:55,269 Mana ada. 819 01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,356 Kau tak percaya ya, kau tak percaya ya. 820 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,391 Aku bawak kau jumpa girlfriend baru aku! 821 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,509 Apa benda la pulak... 822 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,313 Owh korang tak percaya aku cakap ya. 823 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,390 Ni aku kenalkan kau, Mawar, Mawar! 824 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:15,274 Mawar! Oh Mawar! 825 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:17,470 Ini kawan saya Kau panjat pokok ke Mawar! 826 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:20,318 Kau panggil Mawar mana ni? 827 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,315 Entah la kau ni Jeff. 828 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:23,356 Mawar ke mawas kau biar betul Jeff. 829 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,351 Eh, sabar, sabar, sabar. 830 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,429 Aku tengah fikir ni, sabar. 831 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:30,271 Kau fikir pejadah lagi? 832 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,476 Kau fikir la sendiri, Assalamualaikum. 833 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,510 Eh Pak Ajis, kat kampung ni ada orang bela anjing ke? 834 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,472 Eh, apa heran kan kampung kita ni memang banyak anjing. 835 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,397 Anjing biasa digunakan untuk pergi memburu, 836 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:55,313 tapi disebabkan anjing menyalak macam ni, 837 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:58,398 itu menunjukkan anjing nampak hantu. 838 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,436 Boo... 839 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,472 Bunyi anjing tu takde kena mengena dengan hantu. 840 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,351 Anjing anjing la. 841 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,429 Hantu mana ada. 842 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:17,399 Sengaja je diorang ada-adakan bunyi anjing la. 843 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,352 dalam drama-drama yang biasa kita tengok dalam TV tu. 844 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,476 Konon-kononnya menakutkan la, bagi saspen. 845 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,389 Tak takut pun. 846 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,352 Semua ni bukan boleh percaya la Pak Ajis. 847 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:48,309 Assalamualaikum... Teh... 848 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,311 Assalamualaikum! Teh... 849 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,317 Waalaikumsalam. 850 01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:55,389 Ada apa chat malam-malam ni? 851 01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:56,395 Adlin ada? 852 01:20:56,520 --> 01:21:00,354 Ada, tapi dia pergi ke warung Pak Ajis. 853 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,436 Tak balik-balik dari tadi. 854 01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:09,318 Sah, kau pergi panggil abang kau balik. 855 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:11,316 Dah lewat malam sangat ni ha. 856 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:15,312 Jangan-jangan dia nak tidur kat warung Pak Ajis agaknya. 857 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:21,315 Baru balik dah tak lekat kat rumah. 858 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:27,356 Kau cakap kat dia Pak Ngah nak jumpa. Pergilah. 859 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:30,392 Mak, warong Pak Ajis jauh tu, 860 01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:34,319 takkan la Esah nak pergi sorang-sorang malam-malam buta macam ni? 861 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:38,354 Esah ajak Pak Ngah Chat teman Kak Esah la ya? 862 01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:42,274 Memang pun mak nak suruh Pak Ngah kau temankan. 863 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,351 Pergilah. 864 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,352 Esah suruh abang kau balik lekas ya? 865 01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:01,431 Cerita hantu ni cerita sahaja, 866 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,351 terserahlah sama ada nak percaya ke tak percaya ke? 867 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:06,351 terserahlah pada diri masing-masing ya tak ya? 868 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,310 Ya Pak Ajis. 869 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:12,394 Tetapi kita tak boleh cakap besar, sombong, takbur, 870 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:17,398 tapi sekali-sekala kalau jumpa baru tau lintang pukang lari. 871 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:20,477 Betul tu Pak Ajis, hantu dan syaitan ni memang wujud, 872 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:23,276 buat apa kita nak takut dekat dia. 873 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,389 Tak ada bezanya. 874 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,431 Dia pun makhluk tuhan macam kita. 875 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:28,475 Bezanya, tau tak apa? 876 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:29,390 Ha... apa dia? 877 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:31,391 Kita ni baik, hantu tu jahat. 878 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,389 Eh belum tentu! 879 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:37,309 Eh tapi manusia ni lebih jahat perangai dia dari hantu. 880 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:38,429 Lebih hantu dari hantu. 881 01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:39,429 Ha... 882 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,471 Heh, pasal kisah rogol ni siapa? 883 01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,475 Manusia. 884 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:43,435 Menipu, mencuri? 885 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,515 Manusia. 886 01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:46,395 Bapak rogol anak? 887 01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:47,350 Manusia. 888 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:48,469 Manusia. 889 01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,471 Belum aku habis cakap lagi ha... 890 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,395 pasal ini rempit? 891 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:57,389 Manusia. 892 01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,430 Betul ke Pak Ajis? 893 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,436 Pasal ajar mengajar ajaran sesat? 894 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:04,399 Manusia, dan macam-macam cerita yang ada. 895 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,436 Tapi semuanya tersembunyi belum tau lagi. 896 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:07,310 Ha'ah la kan. 897 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,315 Tak terbongkar lagi kan? 898 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,315 Belum terbongkar lagi. 899 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,310 Alamak! 900 01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:15,440 Aku pulak teringat ni, Mak Temah kau tak hantar petber! 901 01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:18,313 Apa pulak petber, meatball. 902 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,356 Meatball! 903 01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:23,273 Dia ni buat meatball ke dia main meatball? 904 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:27,478 Dia main sofball, tunggu je kat sini ya, aku pergi dulu. 905 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,398 Habis tu warung Pak Ajis kalau Pak Ajis balik, 906 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,389 siapa yang nak jaga? 907 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:34,392 Ala jangan la takut, takde siapa nak datang sini. 908 01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:35,316 Takde? 909 01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:38,318 Tak ada orang datang Tapi tak tau la kalau hantu. 910 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,357 Eh jangan cakap camtu Pak Ajis. Pak Ajis! 911 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,515 Apasal dengan Pak Ajis ni? 912 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,475 Lain macam je dia kata. 913 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,475 Takde orang datang sini? 914 01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:45,435 Habis tu kita ni apa? 915 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,438 Aku tengok dia jalan lain macam la, aku rasa tak sedap ni. 916 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,515 Aku dah lama rasa tak sedap. 917 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:55,277 Ha... tadi aku tak sedap lagi dah. 918 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,317 Perut aku rasa macam melepas je. 919 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:58,349 Bodoh tau, aku serius ni. 920 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,389 Betul la aku rasa tak sedap. 921 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:13,309 Eh tadi Pak Ajis cakap takde orang datang kat warung ni, 922 01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:15,476 tapi aku nampak macam orang tu Kadir... 923 01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:19,278 Eh betul la, Pak Ajis cakap takde orang datang sini, 924 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,276 kalau datang sini tu bukan orang tu. 925 01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:22,430 Hantu la! 926 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,516 Kau tengok kau nak takut kan, aku lagi la ni! 927 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:27,396 Bodoh tau, cabul la mulut kau ni. 928 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:30,318 Jom la tengok orang datang. 929 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:39,279 Eh, Esah kau ni gabra sangat ni apasal, 930 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,389 muka pucat macam jumpa mayat. 931 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:41,435 Kau nampak apa? 932 01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:45,433 Apa yang peling, barang batu, lesung, kuali. 933 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:46,435 Tu la pasal, Esah... 934 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,355 Lain macam je. 935 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:49,469 Lain macam budak ni eh? 936 01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:53,354 Aku rasa dia ni nampak apa yang kita tak nampak ni. 937 01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,396 Adlin balik! 938 01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:57,435 Mak kau dah membebel dah tu! 939 01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,309 Mak panggil saya balik? 940 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:03,393 OK jap ya pak, eh, Esah, Pak Ngah? 941 01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:05,395 Apsal diorang ni? 942 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:08,273 Datang dah sampai tiba-tiba nak balik pulak. 943 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,515 Taknak minum minum 944 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:11,476 Pucat betul adik kau tu adlin. 945 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:15,431 Apa yang dia nampak ha? 946 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:22,437 Kau dengar tu Kadir, dia menyalak lagi tu! 947 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,509 Apahal kalau menyalak? 948 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:26,429 Aku rasa tak sedap la Kadir. 949 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:28,516 Ala bunyi anjing menyalak pun tak sedap? 950 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:32,318 Apa la kau ni, biasa la anjing tu menyalak. 951 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:36,313 Kalau anjing tu berkokok ke bersiul ke aku pun takut. 952 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:13,429 Pak Ajis! 953 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:20,477 Eh, budak-budak sekarang ni, ramai yang berperangai yang pelik. 954 01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,356 Mak Temah kau tu pun satu. 955 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:27,359 Sakit-sakit, ke mana sahaja dia berjalan malam-malam buta ni ya. 956 01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:33,396 Ha, satu lagi ya mana dia merayap ya, tengok basawan, tengok funfair ke? 957 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:35,435 Meatball pun takde ni. 958 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,351 Jangan-jangan dia makan sendiri tak? 959 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,431 Kesian korang takde rezeki pada malam ini nak makan me calong. 960 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,392 Takpe la besok malam datang sahaja ya? 961 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:47,318 Ala Pak Ajis saya kan cuti panjang. 962 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,470 Esok malam kita sambung lagi cerita banyak lagi kan? 963 01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:51,397 InsyaAllah. 964 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:53,389 Besok malam kita sambung lagi. 965 01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:55,436 Aku jugak kena teman kau lagi. 966 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:57,471 Pak Ajis, saya berdua ni, 967 01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:00,313 saya lebih berani sikit dari dia jadi saya 968 01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,470 kena teman dia balik hantar dia sampai rumah. 969 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:03,509 Lepas tu... 970 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:06,309 Kau nak buat apa? 971 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:08,311 Saya tak balik rumah, saya tidur rumah dia je la. 972 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:10,389 Seronok cerita Pak Ajis. 973 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:12,396 Kita sambung esok malam je la ya. 974 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,311 Balik dulu ya, Assalamualaikum. 975 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:15,509 Waalaikumsalam. 976 01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:27,317 Temah, Temah mana kau Temah! 977 01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:34,271 Kau takde susah aku Temah. 978 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:52,316 Temah, Temah! Temah, Temah! 979 01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:07,308 Kenapa kau tinggalkan aku Temah? 980 01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:10,397 Kenapa tinggalkan aku Temah... 981 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:13,472 Betul ke cerita kau ni Esah, kau nampak hantu? 982 01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:17,471 Entah-entah perasaan kau je kot? Mustahil! 983 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:22,359 Kalau Esah nak tipu abang, apa Esah dapat? 984 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,396 Tu la abang, orang dah cakap tak percaya! 985 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:30,279 Takde apa yang mustahil dalam dunia ni Dlin. 986 01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:32,356 Pasal abang, Esah yang kena. 987 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:35,352 Tak baik kita tuduh Pak Ajis bukan-bukan. 988 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:36,515 Tak betul la. 989 01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:39,474 Memang pun tak baik. 990 01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:43,431 Esok bang kau pergi pastikan semuanya ya? 991 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,474 Minum air ni sayang, selawat 3 kali. 992 01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,431 Lebih tu sapukan kat muka. 993 01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,436 Abang ni memang la! 994 01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:02,435 Kenapa ni Pak Mior? 995 01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:03,270 Pak Chu? 996 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,355 Apa dah jadi dengan Pak Ajis? 997 01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:05,435 Ke mana nak bawa pergi Pak Ajis? 998 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:10,435 Dlin, Pak Ajis kau ni nak dibawak ke hospital bahagia, 999 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,477 sejak Mak Temah kau meninggal dunia, 1000 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:16,318 Pak Ajis kau selalu saja fikirannya terganggu, 1001 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,356 nanti esok, lusa dia ganggu orang lain pula. 1002 01:31:18,440 --> 01:31:20,271 Nanti dulu, mustahil! 1003 01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:24,353 Pak Ajis semalam kan saya dengan Kadir baru sahaja ke warung Pak Ajis, minum. 1004 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:26,430 Pak Mior pun tau ape, betul tak Pak Ajis? 1005 01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:28,469 Korang semua ni siapa ha? 1006 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,310 Pak Ajis... 1007 01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:31,355 Cerita apa ni ha? 1008 01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:33,476 Eh, bila aku jumpa korang? 1009 01:31:33,480 --> 01:31:37,359 Ha... aku tengah seronok-seronok dengan isteri aku Fatimah, korang kacau! 1010 01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:42,355 Temah, oh Temah, ikut abang yang kita ada rumah baru. 1011 01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:47,474 Ada katil ada kerusi ada dapur ada peti sejuk, cuma bila termenung takde. 1012 01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:53,356 Tapi kita jalan-jalan kalau sakit perut, kita berhenti pam minyak je ya... 1013 01:31:53,480 --> 01:32:18,320 Oh Fatimah... isteri cantik... Oh Fatimah... isteri cantik... 1014 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,395 kenapa ni bang? 1015 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:09,318 Tak ada apa Jom kita balik.