1 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,432 Lelaki makin lama makin teruk 2 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:40,116 Mereka hanya rasa simpati pada diri sendiri 3 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,193 Selepas sehari tak buat apa-apa 4 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,751 Cari beberapa orang kawan dan pergi berburu perempuan 5 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,833 Lari 6 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,353 Kau nak lari 7 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,555 Jangan takut 8 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,389 Bebaskan diri kau dan lakukannya dengan betul 9 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,430 Buangkannya 10 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,152 Buang semuanya 11 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,794 Tutup semua telefon bimbit kau 12 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,399 dan buang semua 13 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:08,597 Ingat jangan cakap sepatah pun pada isteri-isteri kamu 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,877 Kalau tidak, matilah kau 15 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,516 Perempuan di sini memang menarik & seksi 16 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,358 mempesonakan 17 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,948 Aku jadi ghairah 18 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,030 Tidurlah 19 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,752 Kami tak mahu tidur 20 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,996 Kami nak berseronok sepanjang masa 21 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,634 Mari peluk aku 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,910 Godalah aku 23 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,678 Kau goda aku 24 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:35,555 Kau membuat aku terawang-awang 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,274 Baguskan? 26 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,237 Kenapa aku tak pernah lihat yang sebesar ini? 27 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,756 Dulu aku ada satu 28 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,273 Ini isteri aku 29 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,558 Dulu dia cantik sangat 30 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,718 tapi selepas berkahwin selama 20 tahun 31 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,476 semua perangai buruknya keluar 32 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,158 tapi aku tetap sayangkan dia 33 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:37,548 Mesti kena timbang-rasa kalau mahu hubungan kekal 34 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,950 Kami dah tak intim sudah 3 tahun 8 bulan 35 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,632 Susah nak cakap perkara begini 36 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,273 Tak cakap pun susah 37 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,159 Aku hanya boleh derita dalam diam 38 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,709 bukan macam sepupu aku Jeremy 39 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,478 He sedang berseronok 40 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,313 Aku lain 41 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,710 Jadi bujang hidup lebih seronok 42 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,156 Aku cakap pada diri sendiri tak payah sembah tuhan 43 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,312 Selagi kita buat baik kita akan tenteram 44 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,351 Jadi aku suka membantu 45 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,988 tak kira muda atau tua 46 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,680 Ielaki atau perempuan 47 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,830 terutamanya wanita yang kesunyian 48 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:25,915 Dalam kehidupan sebenar 49 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,870 dalam talian 50 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,039 susah nak bayangkan berapa besarnya kumpulan ini 51 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,118 Kau nampak betapa pentingnya misi aku 52 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,430 Ini anak tunggal abang angkat aku 53 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,959 Usianya 1 8 tahun ini 54 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,276 Lelaki sebaya dia 55 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,749 ada 3 perkara yang mereka benar-benar suka 56 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,711 Yang pertama komputer 57 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,916 Kedua perempuan 58 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,635 Ketiga adalah guna komputer untuk intip perempuan 59 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,910 Setiap lelaki lalui proses ini 60 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,996 Dari tak tahu jadi tahu 61 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,758 dari tahu jadi seronok 62 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,757 dari seronok jadi ketagih 63 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,150 dari ketagih jadi mati pucuk 64 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:07,478 Setiap lelaki lalui proses yang sama 65 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,434 Sebagai wanita 66 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,232 Aku tak boleh fahami mereka 67 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,113 Mereka buat aku sakit jantung setiap hari 68 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,199 Yang paling teruk adalah aku mesti hidup bersama mereka 69 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,668 Ada peperiksaan hari ini 70 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,028 Dah buat semua kerja rumah kau? 71 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,674 Kau kena dapat markah lebih 90 72 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,635 Selamat pagi sayang 73 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,392 Aku rindukan kau semalam 74 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,590 Ok selamat tinggal 75 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,111 Teman wanita baru lagi 76 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,912 Sampai bila kau nak main-main? 77 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,112 Maksud aku sampai bila kau nak berfoya-foya? 78 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,318 Ada banyak pilihan hidangan di luar 79 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,469 Kau sentiasa makan juadah yang sama 80 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,237 Tak bosan ke? 81 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,389 Aku betul-betul nak beri pada kau 82 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,511 Maksud kau, aku selalu masak makanan yang sama 83 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,755 bosan memakannya ya 84 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,319 Bukan, bukan 85 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,037 Makanan yang kakak ipar masak 86 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,149 Aku suka makan 87 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:00,996 sejak kecil sampai sekarang 88 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,394 dah terbiasa dengannya 89 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,511 Sebab tu aku pindah ke kondominium seberang rumah kau 90 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,039 Supaya kita boleh berhubung 91 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:06,871 Bila saja aku lapang 92 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,359 Aku boleh datang temankan kamu semua makan 93 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,755 Yalah tu, temankan kami makan 94 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,790 Kau yang nak datang 95 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,992 sebab kau boleh makan percuma 96 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,035 Kau dapat tangkap 97 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,389 Kita orang Cina punya nilai berbeza 98 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,953 jaga diri kau sendiri 99 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,072 Abang, sebenarnya bukan ada apa sangat 100 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:31,712 Kau tahu? 101 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:32,630 Pasangan di luar negara 102 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,670 makan sampai habis semuanya 103 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,438 Kau makan makanan aku, aku makan makanan kau 104 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,595 Semua orang makan makanan orang lain 105 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,359 Ia digelar potluck 106 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,833 Menarik betul 107 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,154 Suami isteri datang bersama 108 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,713 Kadang-kadang ibu pun ikut sama 109 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,239 Kau makan aku punya, aku makan kau punya 110 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,634 Tengok kemahiran siapa lebih bagus 111 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,995 Memang menarik dan mengujakan 112 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,155 Kau nak ke mana? 113 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,713 Tandas 114 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,518 Cakap dengan anak kau 115 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,959 Malam tadi aku nampak dia di depan komputer lagi 116 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,792 menonton gambar lucah 117 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,029 Kamu ada bahasa sendiri 118 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:02,831 Pergilah cakap dengan dia 119 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,439 Aku tak tahu nak cakap bagaimana 120 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,516 Aku betul-betul tak faham 121 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,552 kenapa kamu suka tonton bahan-bahan lucah 122 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,278 Gadis paling menawan 123 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,795 Aku ingat kau sedang kerja 124 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,672 Inilah kerja aku 125 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,831 Jangan rosakkan anak aku 126 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,599 Di negara kecil seperti Amerika Selatan 127 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,039 skandal seks didedahkan 128 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,673 Nampaknya perdana menteri negara itu 129 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,759 Amajiwadi dan ketua polis terlibat dalam homoseksual 130 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,711 menyebabkan negara itu gempar 131 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,273 Kerana status istimewa kedua-duanya 132 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,391 Pihak polis tak tahu bagaimana nak campur tangan 133 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,748 Semuanya sebab kejadian ini 134 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,111 Rakyat mendapat pendidikan seks yang mahal 135 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,676 mendedahkan misteri seks oral dan seks luar biasa 136 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,279 Nampaknya dua pepatah ini 137 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,154 menjadi slanga orang muda di negara itu 138 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,834 Budak-budak macam kau baik jangan dengar berita sebegini 139 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,678 Ayah, saya bukan budak-budak lagi 140 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,756 Saya tahu apa dia seks luar biasa dan seks oral 141 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,355 Bagaimana kau tahu? 142 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,959 Rakan sekelas di sekolah dulu ada cakap 143 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,069 Mereka bukan kawan yang baik 144 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,519 Iakukan seks oral dengan mereka segera 145 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,989 Maksud ayah, jangan berkawan dengan mereka lagi 146 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,869 Ini rakan sekelas saya 147 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,998 Ayah belajar banyak benda daripada mereka 148 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,479 Ini gadis idaman saya 149 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,272 Dah lama saya tertarik padanya 150 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,479 malang betul dia jadi teman wanita Bryan 151 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,354 Tunggu dulu 152 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,558 Kenapa bawa aku ke sini 153 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,352 Beli pakaian dalam 154 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,236 Kau suka pakaian dalam jenis ini?? 155 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,233 Beri pada yang lain 156 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,237 Malam ini Hari Valentine's okey? 157 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,874 Beri pada teman wanita 158 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,195 perlu beli banyak sangat 159 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,679 Mahal sangat 160 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:22,955 Siapa kata beli untuk seorang 161 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,229 Tiga 162 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,359 Aku rasa kau ada masalah 163 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,072 besar betul selera kau 164 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,159 Bukan salah aku 165 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,076 Kau tahu tak 166 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,231 Bila Tuhan cipta kita 167 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,550 Dia sengaja cipta kita bernafsu 168 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,557 Manusia boleh terus membiak 169 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,039 sebab utamanya inilah 170 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,277 Lagi pun, nafsu diberi Tuhan 171 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,356 Kita tak boleh hampakan Tuhan 172 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,356 Betul tak? 173 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,879 Jadi ini salah Tuhan? 174 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,069 Ya 175 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,033 Banyaknya barang yang kau beli 176 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,514 Berkesan ke? 177 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,476 Malam ini waktu yang terbaik 178 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,715 Kau mesti percayakan aku 179 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,159 ambil peluang ini 180 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,756 Helo? Ya, dalam perjalanan sekarang 181 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,029 okey 182 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,398 Pergilah cari jurual wanita tu 183 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,231 Dia kenal aku 184 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,509 boleh kau dapat diskaun 185 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,993 Percayalah pada aku. Selamat tinggal 186 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,638 Hei 187 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,552 Bos, nak beli apa? 188 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,792 Aku nak beli 189 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,879 sepasang benda ni 190 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:33,990 beli untuk diri sendiri ke 191 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,229 atau teman wanita 192 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,354 beli untuk diri sendiri 193 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,356 beli untuk teman wanita 194 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,674 atau beli untuk isteri 195 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,869 nak saiz apa? 196 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,155 Saiz? 197 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,279 Saiz? 198 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,632 Mesti sama dengan awak punya 199 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,428 Saiz cawan yang ini 38D 200 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,832 Kau nak jenis apa? 201 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,190 Ada banyak jenis ke? 202 00:09:59,320 --> 00:09:59,877 Ya 203 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:00,711 Wonder bra 204 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,279 Bra sukan 205 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,915 Dan juga yang seksi berenda 206 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,914 Aku nak yang seksi 207 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,109 Yang seksi 208 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,832 Aku perkenalkan yang ini 209 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,269 Teman wanita awak pasti akan sukakannya 210 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,479 Pasti suka? 211 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,391 Ada jual stoking? 212 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,475 Ya, kami ada stoking! 213 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,430 Nak yang tinggi mana? 214 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,470 Pakai hingga ke lutut? 215 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,874 Dada? 216 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,072 Pakai hingga ke "dada" 217 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,997 Maksud aku lututlah 218 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,672 Kaukasia "Knee", Cina "Knee", 219 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,279 India "Knee" semuanya "dada". 220 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,588 Apa bezanya? 221 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,870 knee" dalam Kaukasia bermaksud lutut, 222 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,872 Lutut tetap lutut 223 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,753 tak payahlah nak cakap lnggeris pula. 224 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,313 Kau kata aku dah 225 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,112 tua tapi otak aku masih baru 226 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,918 Aku juga boleh guna bahasa lnggeris untuk bina ayat. 227 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,672 Dengar baik-baik 228 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,032 Bila telefon berbunyi 229 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,633 Green green 230 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,711 I pink up the phone and say 231 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,989 Yellow 232 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,519 Blue is this? 233 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,278 White do you want? 234 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,073 You don't purplely call me 235 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,872 you make me angry 236 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,798 I will not call you black 237 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,997 Bagi saya color hitam 238 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,800 Sayang, Selamat Hari Velentine's 239 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,954 Sudah lama jadi suami isteri 240 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,951 masih sambut Hari Valentine's? 241 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,515 Sebenarnya kau tak perlu beli barang untuk aku 242 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,519 Asalkan bila aku perlukan kau 243 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,790 selama kau ada pada sisiku 244 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,798 Kau perlukan aku? 245 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,749 apa yang kau fikir? 246 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,348 Bukan itu? 247 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,159 Bulan lepas semasa sekolah dibuka semula 248 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,510 Aku pergi dengan Benny untuk beli buku baru yang berat 249 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,471 Aku perlukan kau 250 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,919 Kau di mana? 251 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,479 Minggu lepas 252 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,909 Aku nak kau hantar ibu aku buat pemeriksaan 253 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,599 Kau di mana pula? 254 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,796 Semalam kepala aku sakit sangat 255 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,114 nak minta kau beli ubat untuk aku 256 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,754 Kau di mana? 257 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,871 Bila aku benar-benar perlukan kau 258 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,314 Kau ada di mana? 259 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,989 Sayang 260 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,196 Cara kau cakap tu macam aku tak sayangkan kau 261 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,072 Sebenarnya masa tak kena saja 262 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,229 Pergi 263 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,313 Sebenarnya aku betul-betul sayangkan kau 264 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,152 sebab itu aku beli hadiah untuk kau 265 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,349 Tengok ni 266 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,477 Baiknya? 267 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,198 Jurual cakap ini yang terbaru pada tahun ini 268 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,548 Pakai di badan kau 269 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,035 memang seksi 270 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,388 kau akan sukakannya 271 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,508 Tutup di mana? 272 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,876 Tutup depan belakang boleh nampak 273 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,070 Tutup di belakang depan boleh nampak 274 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,518 Kau beli ini untuk aku pakai 275 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,392 atau beli untuk kau lihat??. 276 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,552 Kamu lelaki semua macam tu 277 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,518 setiap kali cakap yang kau lakukannya untuk kami 278 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,993 sebenarnya ia untuk diri kau 279 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,036 Kau ada keinginan 280 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,354 Aku pun ada keinginan 281 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,198 Kau tahu apa yang aku perlukan? 282 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,597 Macam mana aku nak tahu kalau kau tak cakap 283 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,072 Aku perlukan telinga 284 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:06,829 Aku perlu telinga 285 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,949 yang boleh sejelas-jelasnya 286 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:08,637 sepenuhnya 287 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,354 dengar setiap perkataan yang aku ucapkan 288 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,754 Boleh kau beri pada aku? 289 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,359 Hari ini Hari Valentine's 290 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,038 Aku dapat rehat ke pada Hari Valentine's??. 291 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,078 Mari buat kerja rumah 292 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,119 Aku busuk 293 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,873 Aku kena mandi 294 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,355 Kenapa kau masuk? 295 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,236 Aku nak 296 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:01,877 Apa yang kau buat ni?! 297 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,512 Marilah! 298 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,476 Tak mahu! 299 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,077 Marilah! 300 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,269 Jangan tarik pakaian aku 301 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,830 Apa kau buat ni?! 302 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,836 Apa kau buat ni?! 303 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,430 Kau dah gila! 304 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,113 Hari ni Hari Valentine's 305 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,355 Habis tu? 306 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,350 Sekali saja 307 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,555 Semua lelaki macam ni 308 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,392 ada muslihat bila beri hadiah 309 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,231 Tidak! 310 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,315 Hari ini Hari Valentine's 311 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,236 romantik sangat 312 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,873 Selepas lakukannya, kita boleh tidur bersama 313 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,752 Aku nampak macam pil tidur ke? 314 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,199 Kau tak boleh cakap macam tu 315 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,919 Ini tugas seorang isteri 316 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,312 Kau tak mahu ke? 317 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,351 Baiklah, kau tak mahu beri pada aku 318 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,277 Aku menyerah. Aku beri pada kau. Mari 319 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,753 Pergi dari sini 320 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,512 Bagi alasan yang baik pada aku 321 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,158 Kenapa mesti aku lakukannya dengan kau malam ini? 322 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,960 Lepaskan tangan dan kaki kau agar aku boleh bercakap 323 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,633 Hari ini Hari Valentine's 324 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,510 Tak kira 325 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,311 Aku suami kau 326 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,475 Tak kira 327 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,711 Sperma aku dah penuh 328 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,716 Apa kau cakap ni? 329 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,477 Tak kira 330 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,828 Semua yang aku cakap tak kira 331 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,517 Aku dah tak peduli! 332 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,430 Aku mahu! 333 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,237 Aku saman kau kerana merogol 334 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,548 Kita baru cakap tentang lagu arahan maharaja 335 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,193 Baik kita kaji sekali lagi 336 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,679 Okey 337 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,316 Dah habis menonton? 338 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:42,912 Pulangkannya semula pada aku 339 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:43,512 Kenapa 340 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,430 Seronok menontonnya 341 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,629 Bagi aku tengok 342 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,749 Tunggu, guru ada di sini 343 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,069 Tak apa 344 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,429 Kamu berdua tengok apa? 345 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,789 Simpan 346 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,873 Tengok apa? 347 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,311 Berikannya pada saya 348 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,437 Bagi saya tengok! 349 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,638 Siapa punya ni? 350 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,954 Bukan saya 351 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,473 Kalau bukan awak, siapa punya? 352 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,428 Cakap 353 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,789 Dia punya 354 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,554 Hentikannya! 355 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,995 Kamu berdua 356 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,111 Suruh ibubapa kamu jumpa saya esok 357 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,749 Maaf 358 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,319 PussyCat (Dalam Talian) 359 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,395 Pussy Cat kata: 360 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,999 Setiap hari aku akan hantar sekeping dari wajah aku 361 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,036 Jeremy kata: Sukanya! 362 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,388 Pussy Cat hantar: puzzle.jpg 363 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,754 Terima---Simpan sebagai---Tolak 364 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,433 Hantar 365 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,197 Selesai 366 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,954 Buka 367 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,953 Main Dengan Aku? 368 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,678 Mari-lah! 369 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,958 Lebih elok perempuan lawa 370 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,678 Jangan bazir masa aku 371 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,599 Apa bendanya ni? 372 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,028 Kenapa tak ketuk pintu? 373 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,230 Aku ketuk, tapi kau tak dengar 374 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,549 Apa halnya? 375 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,596 Bolehkah awak jadi ayah saya? 376 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,837 Boleh saya tahu siapa yang tuan cari? 377 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,150 Saya ke sini untuk mencari Cik Huang Mei Shi 378 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,157 Cik Huang Sila ikut sini 379 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,030 Terima kasih 380 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,036 Sama-sama 381 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,069 Hai Encik Chen 382 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,229 Saya guru tingkatan Benny 383 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,554 Saya Huang Mei Shi 384 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,759 Hai saya ayah Benny 385 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,188 Sila duduk 386 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,789 Bagaimana? 387 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,513 Muda sangat ke? 388 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,272 Saya sentiasa jaga kulit saya 389 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,597 Ramai orang cakap saya dan Benny macam adik-beradik 390 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,629 Masih tak percaya? 391 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,028 Saya akan tunjuk kad pengenalan pada awak 392 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:56,757 Tak perlu 393 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,790 Tak apa 394 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,679 Sebenarnya saya jemput awak datang 395 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,279 sebab nak tahu 396 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,759 tentang Benny semasa dia di rumah 397 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,189 dia ada masalah keluarga ke? 398 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,469 Semasa dia di kelas 399 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,834 dia amat terganggu 400 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,029 macam dia fikir tentang banyak perkara 401 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,388 dan selalu mengelamun 402 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,879 Bila Benny ada masalah di sekolah 403 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,353 itu masalah awak 404 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,310 Jika dia ada masalah di rumah 405 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,754 itu masalah saya 406 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,235 tapi semasa di kelas 407 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,477 dia guna telefon bimbit untuk tonton klip lucah 408 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,354 Sama saja 409 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,675 jika dia menontonnya di sekolah, itu masalah sekolah 410 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,473 jika dia menonton di rumah, itu masalah saya 411 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,638 Betul ke awak ni ayah Benny? 412 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,273 Saya nampak macam ibu dia ke? 413 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,631 Saya cuma bergurau 414 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,353 Sebenarnya masalah Benny 415 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,078 Saya dah tahu 416 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,070 Jangan risau 417 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,077 Saya akan cakap dengan dia di rumah 418 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,239 Saya ada buku ni 419 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,628 Saya rasa awak boleh gunakannya 420 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,239 untuk menyemai pemikiran baik Benny 421 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,839 Remaja dan Seks 422 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,750 Terima kasih 423 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,949 Jadi ibu bapa sekarang ni 424 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,109 memang susah sangat 425 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:56,752 Jangan risau 426 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,869 Saya akan baca buku ni sampai habis 427 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,713 untuk semai pemikiran baik buat Benny di rumah 428 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,909 Baiklah 429 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,031 Boleh beri nombor telefon bimbit awak? 430 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,918 Lain kali jika Benny ada apa-apa masalah 431 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,189 Kita boleh terus 432 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,469 terus berhubung 433 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,709 Lebih mudah 434 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,713 Baiklah, tak ada masalah 435 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,514 Duduk sini 436 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,156 Dalam sekelip mata, kita semua jadi tua 437 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,998 Aku tetap suka masa belajar 438 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,759 Tak banyak beban 439 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,474 betul tapi kau lain 440 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,953 Kau ada sebaya kami semua 441 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,394 tapi kau tak kelihatan tua 442 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,635 Makan pil awet muda ya? 443 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,510 Betul ke? 444 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,278 Bukan makan pil awet muda 445 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,431 buat hubungan intim selalu 446 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,318 sangat lembap 447 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,948 Tengok wajah dia yang tiada kedut 448 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,838 Kau nampak 449 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,311 tapi ada benarnya 450 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,398 Tengok Mary tu sebab dia aktif sangat 451 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,274 48 tahun boleh lahirkan anak kelimanya 452 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,512 tapi wajah dia licin betul 453 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,675 Iicin sangat 454 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,637 Iicin sampai lalat yang hinggap di wajahnya 455 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,115 akan tergelincir dan tempang 456 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,834 Kau gila ke! 457 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,075 Bukankah begitu 458 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,277 Dia kaya 459 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,999 Setiap hari dia tak ada apa nak dibuat 460 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,476 kecuali jumpa doktor untuk ubah-suai 461 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,954 Tak macam aku 462 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,314 Aku tak kaya 463 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,078 banyak benda pula nak fikir 464 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,390 Aku tak ada mood untuk perkara begitu 465 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,989 Aku sama macam kau 466 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,030 Bila mood aku tak baik 467 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,110 aku rasa tak sedap badan 468 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,713 Enjin aku tak boleh hidup 469 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,949 Suami aku marah 470 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,872 Dia salahkan aku dan kata yang aku tak mahu beri dia 471 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,672 Mereka tak pernah fikir pasal kita 472 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,271 selalu layan kita macam pelacur 473 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,829 Jika mereka layan macam pelacur, kita akan "potong" 474 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,398 buat keputusan yang mendadak 475 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,551 Kau tak pernah dengar pepatah ini? 476 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,796 Macam nilah nak buat keputusan mendadak 477 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,598 Mengarut 478 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,910 Aku mengarut tapi kau dengar dengan penuh perhatian 479 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,231 Aku nak beritahu kau Aku dah dengar 480 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,713 Lelaki dalam seumur hidupnya 481 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,598 hanya ada lima ribu kali 482 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,438 masih kena kongsi dengan pelacur 483 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,749 bila tiba giliran kita 484 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,114 macam mana nak tahu masih ada lagi 485 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,759 ramai sangat orang nak cuba 486 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,273 macam mana lima ribu kali mencukupi 487 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,153 aku pun ada dengar 488 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,599 selepas guna lima ribu kali 489 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,432 Walaupun guna kaedah yang terbaik 490 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,430 ambil ubat yang terbaik 491 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,239 makan apa saja ubat di dunia ini 492 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,719 tetap tak ada gunanya 493 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,230 Apa yang kau buat? 494 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,672 Aku nak tahu kenapa lelaki suka baca benda macam ni 495 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,271 Hari ni aku buat kerja rumah 496 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,152 Aku letih sangat 497 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,190 Mari urut aku 498 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,389 Tinggi lagi 499 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,235 Lagi tinggi 500 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,873 Aku dah sah! 501 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,871 Mesti kau ada buat salah 502 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,554 takut nanti aku dapat tahu! 503 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,669 Rasa bersalah! 504 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,956 sebab itu kau bagi aku bonus ni! 505 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,195 Betul tak? 506 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,157 Apa yang kau nak? 507 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,835 Aku yang patut tanya kau 508 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,518 Apa yang kau mahu? 509 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,552 Kenapa tiba-tiba kau baik dengan aku? 510 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,309 Semua keparat memang macam tu 511 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,319 Bila kami tak mahu, suka mendesak 512 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,831 sekarang aku mahu, kau mula curiga 513 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,670 Nak ke tak nak? 514 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,639 Mestilah! 515 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,594 Aku nak ke tandas sekejap 516 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,193 Apa! 517 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,719 Tunggu dulu 518 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,549 Okey 519 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,312 Hari hujan, aku nak angkat kain 520 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,835 Kau 521 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,435 Aku dengar ada orang cakap yang lelaki 522 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,357 hanya ada lima ribu kali sepanjang hayat 523 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,952 Dah habis guna ke? 524 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,399 Tiada yang tinggal 525 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,473 Lima ribu kali 526 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,069 Aku kena mula guna masa umur tiga tahun 527 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,118 Kencing kira tak? 528 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,069 Kopi, 529 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:42,871 Tunggu 530 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,234 kopi 531 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,913 Mesti kau bergurau 532 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,951 Maaf 533 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,633 Tak apa 534 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:56,717 Tak apa... 535 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,479 Maaf... 536 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,273 Mesti kau bergurau 537 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,998 kau siram sup ke badan dia 538 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,752 Bos, perkara kecil saja 539 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,473 Pergi kemaskannya 540 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,234 Maaf, Tauke sila duduk 541 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,351 Bos nak makan apa? 542 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,519 Apa yang kamu ada? 543 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,119 Kami ada segala-galanya di sini 544 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,360 tapi yang paling terkenal adalah sup tonik ini 545 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,518 Sup tonik? Sup tonik apa? 546 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,230 Sup tonik direbus dengan testis lembu 547 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,633 dan herba yang paling mahal 548 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,916 Kuat sangat 549 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,276 Betul ke? 550 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,355 Ya, betul 551 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,870 Nanti tuan akan jadi kuat 552 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,793 Nak cuba? 553 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,114 Satu mangkuk 554 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,439 Semangkuk sup testis lembu 555 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,754 Pakcik pesan 556 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,314 Cepat 557 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,674 Ayah Benny 558 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,635 Encik Chen 559 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,510 Bagaimana? 560 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,914 Lebih muda kan 561 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,719 Jemput duduk 562 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,874 Awak kata ada hal penting nak cakap dengan saya 563 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,793 Sebenarnya ada sesuatu 564 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,115 yang saya simpan di hati 565 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,559 Saya rasa bersalah sangat 566 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,119 Sejak saya jumpa Cik Huang 567 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,595 Saya tahu awak seorang guru yang berdedikasi 568 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,278 jadi saya tak mahu tipu awak 569 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,557 Sebenarnya saya bukan ayah Benny 570 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,193 Awak bukan ayah Benny? 571 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,753 Tolong jangan salahkan dia 572 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,872 Benny rasa menyesal 573 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,638 Ibubapanya gila 574 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,236 Jika mereka tahu yang mereka kena jumpa guru 575 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,112 mesti Benny mati 576 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,759 Kenapa pula? 577 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,637 Saya kesiankan dia 578 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,797 jadi saya menyamar jadi ayahnya 579 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,873 Saya harap cikgu faham niat saya 580 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,790 Tapi awak ni 581 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,751 Saya sebenarnya pakcik angkat Benny 582 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,798 Saya Jeremy 583 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,359 Jika kita bekerjasama 584 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,948 pasti kita boleh tolong Benny 585 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,114 Jika Benny ada masalah di sekolah 586 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,514 terus hubungi saya 587 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,995 Anggap saja ibubapanya sudah mati 588 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,071 Benny Saya 589 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,832 Saya Benny 590 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,152 Kami bersaudara 591 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,838 Syukurlah Benny ada pakcik angkat seperti awak 592 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,271 Awak masih ada nombor telefon bimbit saya? 593 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,069 Ya 594 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,599 Kalau begitu bolehlah kita berhubung 595 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,638 Maaf, saya tergesa-gesa 596 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,869 Bagaimana? 597 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,990 Ada mati pucuk sementara dan kekal 598 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,355 Awak tak boleh cepat anggapnya sebagai penamat 599 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,276 Saya tahu 600 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,111 Setiap kali aku lakukannya dengan kakak ipar 601 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,753 Aku tak boleh 602 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,956 Wanita yang sama saja tak tepat 603 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,912 Okey, aku bawa kau pergi ujian 604 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:09,956 Hospital 605 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,509 Rumah urut 606 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,956 Cari dua profesional untuk uji 607 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,069 Tak mahu 608 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,519 Bagaimana kalau aku gagal ujian tu? 609 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,079 Perempuan-perempuan tu tak boleh simpan rahsia 610 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:18,950 Nanti cerita pada semua orang 611 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,433 Satu dunia tahu nanti 612 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,828 Malulah aku 613 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,910 Kau tak berani buat apa-apa 614 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,473 Bagaimana nak seronok dalam hidup? 615 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,916 Aku dengar ada ubat lain yang boleh mengubati 616 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,149 Kau kena jumpa doktor 617 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,030 kena jumpa doktor? 618 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,275 Aku tak mahu... 619 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,078 Nanti doktor tak simpan rahsia 620 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:32,916 Cerita pada semua orang 621 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,234 Seluruh dunia tahu 622 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,554 Malulah aku 623 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,069 Ada penyelesaian lain? 624 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,474 Hei 625 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,475 Wau! Cantiknya 626 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,589 Siapa tu? 627 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,749 Cik Huang 628 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,475 Cikgu pun kau tak lepaskan 629 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,479 Aku rasa aku masih boleh diubati 630 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,875 Kau memang sah tak boleh sembuh! 631 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,314 Apa maksud kau tak boleh sembuh? 632 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,112 Inilah penyembuh aku 633 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,030 Kau ada penyelesaian lain tak? 634 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,593 Aku pergi dulu, tergesa-gesa ni 635 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,311 Pergilah 636 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,912 Jangan berdiri saja tak buat apa-apa 637 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:02,438 Pergi 638 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,470 Jangan berdiri saja tak buat apa-apa 639 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,755 Boleh aku kalau ada lagi... 640 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,589 Kau nak sapu, telan, minum atau jumpa doktor? 641 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,518 Suami aku 642 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,668 Dia... 643 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,118 Rebus 3 mangkuk air dalam satu mangkuk 644 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,036 Aku tak suka pahit 645 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,116 boleh tambah gula sedikit semasa merebus 646 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,629 Bagaimana kau tahu ubat apa yang aku nak? 647 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,468 Makcik-makcik yang datang ke sini 648 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,353 Sembilan dari sepuluh beli ubat jenis ini 649 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,195 Sembilan dari sepuluh buat memek muka macam makcik 650 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,469 Tak perlu rasa malu 651 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,192 Tiga paket untuk satu rawatan 652 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,077 Jamin yang suami awak 653 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,952 akan jadi keras macam besi selepas mengambilnya 654 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,950 keras macam besi? 655 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,559 Tepat sekali 656 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,239 jadi dempak 657 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,634 Nak berapa paket? 658 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,191 Beri tiga hidangan sembilan paket 659 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,309 Sembilan paket? 660 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,278 Beri saya lima belas paket 661 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,515 Lima belas paket? 662 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,595 tunggu sekejap 663 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,313 Jangan pandang aku macam tu 664 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,554 Aku pun perempuan juga 665 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,879 Matahari terbit dan naik di waktu pagi 666 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,515 Bunga layu dan mekar lagi tahun depan 667 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,030 Burung-burung cantik terbang tanpa dapat dikesan 668 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,391 Keremajaan aku sama macam burung tak boleh kembali 669 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,910 Lala Lala Lala 670 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,589 Keremajaan aku sama macam burung tak boleh kembali 671 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,950 Baiklah, kita berlatih sampai sini hari ini 672 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,751 Jumpa lagi esok 673 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,394 Terima kasih cikgu 674 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,074 Awak tak apa-apa? 675 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,154 Aku dah putus dengan Bryan 676 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,395 Betulkah! 677 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,749 Kenapa ini terjadi 678 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,433 Dia ada teman wanita baru 679 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,914 jadi dia putus dengan aku 680 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,074 Lelaki macam ni 681 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,474 kau tak perlu kesalkannya 682 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,789 Aku nak balik 683 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,148 Boleh temankan aku? 684 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,199 Aku? 685 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,115 Aku dah sampai 686 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,674 Sampai? 687 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,588 Cepatnya 688 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,593 Terima kasih kerana temankan aku 689 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,279 Kau memang baik hati 690 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,319 Apa? 691 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,030 Kau tak pernah dicium perempuan lain ke? 692 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,714 Tak 693 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,717 Kau yang ketiga 694 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,239 Ketiga? 695 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,879 Siapa dua sebelum aku? 696 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,033 Ada dua wanita 697 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,553 Siapa mereka? 698 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,913 Ibu dan nenek aku 699 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,238 Kau memang menawan hati 700 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,351 Okey Jumpa esok 701 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,119 Bagaimana? 702 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,193 Apa maksudnya bagaimana tu? 703 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,279 Budak kecil tu 704 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,398 Budak kecil tu kau punya. Apa yang aku boleh buat? 705 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,956 Boleh tolong aku bangkitkannya? 706 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,833 Biar aku beritahu empat perkataan 707 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,792 Berehatlah kau dengan tenang 708 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,673 Biar aku pula beri empat perkataan 709 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,119 Kau pergilah dan mati 710 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,239 Aku nak cepat ni 711 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,188 Ini dia 712 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,229 Aku masak khas untuk kau 713 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,076 Masak sepanjang hari 714 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,990 Cepatlah minum 715 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,109 Apa bendanya ni? 716 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,198 Ia bagus untuk kau 717 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,076 Minumlah 718 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,071 Tak nak. Aku tak mahu minum teh herba macam ni 719 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,593 Ini bukan teh herba 720 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,193 Tak mahu... 721 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,874 Aku tak mahu minum ubat yang pelik macam ini 722 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,436 Lepas meminumnya, kau akan jadi 723 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,710 keras macam besi 724 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,273 jadi dempak 725 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,793 Orang ni tak bergerak lama dan masih tak bangun 726 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,359 Macam mana nak keluar??. 727 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,108 Jangan merungut 728 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,998 Benda ini dah lama, itulah sebabnya 729 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,076 Aku betulkannya perlahan-lahan 730 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,553 Ia akan bangkit semula 731 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,789 Kau tengok apa? 732 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,911 Orang lndia tak boleh cakap bahasa Cina ke? 733 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,595 Ramai orang ambil ini dan ia berkesan 734 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,118 Kenapa ia tak berkesan untuk kau? 735 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,309 Aku tak tahu bagaimana seronoknya kau dulu 736 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,669 Keremajaan aku macam burung tak boleh kembali 737 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,873 Keremajaan aku macam burung tak boleh kembali 738 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,313 Keremajaan aku macam burung tak boleh kembali 739 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,989 Kenapa nak nyanyi lagu "burung" tu? 740 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,720 Tak ada lagu lain ke nak nyanyi? 741 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,155 Kau tengok apa? 742 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,429 Pergi tidur 743 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,629 Cik Huang 744 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,755 Selamat pagi 745 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,989 Kenapa awak ke sini? 746 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,998 Kebetulan saya lalu di sini 747 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,275 Begitu 748 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,756 Dah lama saya nak pulangkan buku ni pada awak 749 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,798 Saya dah habis baca. Bermanfaat betul. 750 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,035 Terima kasih 751 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,878 Betul-betul bagus 752 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,558 Awak nak ke mana? 753 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,596 Saya nak ke kelas 754 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,870 Kebetulan pula. Saya pun nak ke sana 755 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,830 Biar saya tumpangkan awak 756 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,115 Terima kasih atas niat baik awak 757 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,631 Saya tak dapat fikir alasan untuk tumpang awak 758 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,790 Terima kasih tuhan 759 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,989 Terima kasih, terima kasih 760 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,836 Bukannya saya yang nak awak masuk ke dalam kereta 761 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,195 Ia kerja tuhan Mari pergi 762 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,193 Jangan basah nanti 763 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,199 Hati-hati. Licin. Ikut sini 764 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,750 mari, tolong saya peggang dia. 765 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,831 Hati-hati 766 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,513 Hati-hati 767 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,992 Hati-hati 768 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,676 Hati-hati 769 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,312 Awak tak dapat fikir alasan untuk masuk ke dalam kereta saya? 770 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,714 Kalau begitu saya jalan dulu. Selamat tinggal 771 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,472 Tergamak awak buat begini! 772 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,117 Awak masih tak mahu masuk ke dalam kereta? 773 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,153 Aku nak dokumen ni esok 774 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,673 Sambil tu tuangkan teh 775 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,594 Ah Seng 776 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,153 Kenapa kamu semua ke sini? 777 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,952 Isteri kau minta tolong kami beli ubat untuk kau 778 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,036 Kebetulan kami lalu jadi hantar kau ke sini 779 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,349 Apa bendanya tu? 780 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,638 Kau betul-betul nak kami ada di sini? 781 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,958 Barang baik 782 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,593 Kami pergi dulu kerana kami nak cepat 783 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,076 Selamat tinggal 784 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,788 Apa? Belum pernah jumpa Mas Selamat? 785 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,755 Dulu kau tak banyak cakap 786 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,918 Sekarang kenapa banyak cakap pula? 787 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,718 Kau dah gila! 788 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,630 Aku buat rawatan wajah 789 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,239 Aku tak mahu bergaduh dengan kau 790 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,793 Kau buat rawatan muka? 791 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,917 Aku perlukan masker wajah! 792 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,273 Apa kau cakap ni? 793 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,318 Kenapa kau... 794 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,196 beritahu kawan-kawan yang aku mati pucuk? 795 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,399 Aku...Aku hanya nak tolong kau 796 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,948 Tolong aku? 797 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,356 Tolong jatuhkan air muka aku ke? 798 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,916 Kau tahu tak? 799 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,109 Kenapa aku tak boleh lakukannya? 800 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,754 Ia ada kena-mengena dengan kau! 801 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,995 Kena-mengena dengan aku? 802 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,115 Kau tak percaya? 803 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,838 Aku nak cari pelacur sekarang dan tunjuk pada kau! 804 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,995 Tengoklah betul ke aku mati pucuk! 805 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:06,996 Berani? 806 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:07,910 Kenapa pula tak berani? 807 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:08,796 Kau berani? 808 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,279 Kenapa pula aku tak berani? 809 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,998 Kalau kau cari pelacur, aku akan cari gigolo! 810 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:12,757 Kau berani? 811 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,511 Kenapa pula aku tak berani? 812 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,192 Kau berani? 813 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,549 Kenapa pula aku tak berani? 814 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,359 Aku tak boleh lakukannya kerana kau tu keras macam kayu! 815 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,039 Aku keras macam kayu? 816 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:20,637 Kau tak boleh lakukannya 817 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,153 Iepas tu kata aku macam kayu! 818 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,992 Aku nak tunjuk pada kau sekarang! 819 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,711 Berani? 820 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,034 Kenapa pula aku tak berani? 821 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:26,792 Berani? 822 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,359 Kenapa pula aku tak berani? 823 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,510 Jumpa lain kali 824 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,198 Okey selamat tinggal 825 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,317 Jennifer 826 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,759 Aku baru terfikir nak cari kau 827 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,796 Cari aku 828 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,359 Kau tahu baiki komputer? 829 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,953 Ya ltu kepakaran aku 830 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,751 Baguslah 831 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,069 Tengah hari Sabtu depan 832 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,912 Boleh datang rumah aku untuk betulkan komputer? 833 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:47,790 Pergi ke rumah kau? 834 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,397 Boleh 835 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,157 Kita dah janji ya 836 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:49,752 Okey 837 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,069 Okey selamat tinggal 838 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,076 Helo 839 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,269 Maaf aku lewat lagi 840 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,549 Silakan duduk 841 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,471 Kau tak lewat 842 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,669 Aku yang cepat 843 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,433 tapi dapat menunggu si cantik macam kau 844 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,589 adalah penghormatan bagi aku 845 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,154 Simpan kata-kata kau untuk perempuan lain 846 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,398 Kau kata ada perkara penting nak bincang dengan aku 847 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,999 Benny buat hal lagi ke? 848 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,195 Kenapa kita hanya boleh cakap pasal Benny? 849 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,074 Tak ada ke benda lain yang kita boleh cakap? 850 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,474 Hari ini hari jadi aku 851 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,791 Aku tak ada jemput sesiapa di Malaysia 852 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,148 kecuali kau 853 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,673 Mesti kau bergurau ni 854 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,756 Tak percayakan aku? 855 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,875 Okey 856 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,513 Selamat hari jadi buat aku 857 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,633 Selamat hari jadi buat aku 858 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,072 Selamat hari jadi buat Jeremy 859 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,949 Selamat hari jadi buat aku 860 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,194 Aku nak berniat 861 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,673 Niat aku adalah 862 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,994 bahawa orang yang ada di depan aku 863 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,156 akan berikan ciuman hari jadi untuk aku 864 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,678 Jangan paksa 865 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,717 Kalau begitu aku berkorban 866 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,633 Aku akan beri dia ciuman hari jadi 867 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,355 Suami keparat kau ni bukan lelaki 868 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:06,957 Cakap kau macam apa? 869 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:07,592 seketul kayu 870 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,675 Teruknya dia! 871 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,755 betullah 872 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,352 Jangan risau 873 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,835 Kami akan tolong kau dapatkan dia semula 874 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,676 Sebenarnya 875 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,796 Semua lelaki bernafsu dan bodoh 876 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,110 Mereka tak tahu apa yang mereka boleh buat 877 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,238 Kita wanita ni boleh buat sepuluh kali lebih dahsyat 878 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,834 Maaf kerana buat kamu menunggu lama 879 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,429 Ini kegemaran kami 880 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,669 Biar aku pilih dulu, biar aku pilih dulu 881 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:28,829 Cepatlah 882 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,955 Ini dia. Yang ini macam kekasih pertama aku 883 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,115 Oh tuhan Mari ke sini 884 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:33,638 Kau betul ke 885 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,272 Mari, mari 886 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,469 Giliran aku 887 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,356 Aku suka yang itu 888 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,316 Dia ada tatu 889 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,198 Mari, mari, mari 890 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,514 Dia nampak macam Andy Lau 891 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,914 Kau mari ke sini. Cepat 892 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,274 Gelapnya 893 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,953 Giliran kau untuk pilih giliran kau 894 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:50,557 Cepatlah 895 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,709 Aku tak mahu 896 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,471 Aku tengok saja 897 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,152 Kamu berseronoklah 898 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:53,911 Jangan bimbang pasal aku 899 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:54,637 Apa maksud kau jangan bimbangkan kau? 900 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,516 Datang ke sini untuk bergembira 901 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,556 Okey. Kau tak boleh pilih. Aku akan tolong kau pilih 902 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,511 Apa maksud kau sedang lihat? 903 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,552 Okey. Itu mesti kau 904 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,877 Kau mari sini 905 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,517 Apa kabar 906 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,830 Aku Xiao Han 907 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,670 Cik cantik sangat 908 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,190 Cik cantik sangat 909 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,150 Cik, minum ni 910 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,635 Cik, angkat tangan awak 911 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,792 Buat isyarat "peace" 912 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,390 Cik, rokok 913 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,672 Hisap cik 914 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:46,513 Cik, hati-hati... 915 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,749 Cik, pandang saya Cik 916 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,112 Tak pernah ada lelaki 917 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,191 yang layan awak dengan baik ke Cik? 918 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,913 Cik, hari ini adalah 919 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,315 hari yang paling tidak dapat dilupakan dalam hidup awak Cik 920 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,073 Minum wain Cik 921 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,719 Berseronok 922 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,270 Kau minum dalam cawan yang besar sangat 923 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,112 Tak, ini awak punya Cik 924 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,988 Bergurau saja. Tak nampak ke Cik 925 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,275 Berseronok 926 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,108 Minum lagi Cik 927 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,599 Berseronok 928 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,435 Saya seronok sangat 929 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,710 Ya, awak mesti gembira 930 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,313 Cik, teruskannya 931 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,870 Cik, Cik lagi 932 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,399 Cik rasa selesa? 933 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,710 Ah Seng...seronoknya 934 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,829 Saya Xiao Han Cik 935 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,432 Kesiannya dia 936 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,636 Mesti dah lama tersimpan 937 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,116 Tak pernah ada seorang lelaki pun yang layan kau dengan baik 938 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,229 Betul kan? 939 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,629 Jangan risau 940 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,793 Hari ini aku akan guna semua daya tarikan seorang lelaki 941 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,234 dan kelembutan 942 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,237 beri semuanya untuk kau 943 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,638 Mari. Saat paling tidak dapat dilupakan sudah bermula 944 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,628 Kau ada jambang 945 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,156 Aku dah cukur pagi tadi. Masih ada lagi ke? 946 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,349 Jangan cukur 947 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:50,839 Lagi selalu kau cukur, makin banyak 948 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,869 Dah tiga kali 949 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,191 Jangan salahkan aku sebab mengelat 950 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,869 Jalan pintas 951 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,598 cepat habiskan kerja dan pergi balik 952 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,828 2009! 953 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,275 ada lagi orang yang pakai seluar dalam besar begini 954 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,589 Apa kau buat tu? 955 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,629 Buka seluar dalam kau 956 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,712 Kenapa buka seluar dalam aku? 957 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,276 Buat "benda" tu kena buka seluar dalam 958 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,434 Kau cabul aku! 959 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,068 Tak, bukan. Aku melayan kau 960 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,474 Cik Cik 961 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,316 Kau buka seluar dalam aku 962 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,993 tapi masih nak cakap kau layan aku! 963 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,315 Aku saman kau kerana mencabul! 964 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,919 dan cubaan merogol! 965 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,233 Cik! 966 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,754 Pulangkan seluar dalam aku! 967 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:50,591 Beri aku duit 968 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,709 Lima ratus dolar 969 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,115 Aku biarkan kau sentuh dan tanggal 970 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,719 dan masih kena beri kau lima ratus! 971 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,239 Baiklah, dua ratus lima puluh 972 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,549 Pergilah merompak! 973 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:58,869 Lima puluh 974 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,075 Cik 975 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,634 Sekurang-kurangnya berilah tambang teksi 976 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,796 Takkan nak suruh aku berjalan dari Petaling Jaya ke Chow Kit 977 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,955 Ya kan? 978 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,070 Baiklah, jangan menangis 979 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,110 Kau dah menang... 980 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,639 Aku dah kalah. Malang nasib aku 981 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,193 Anggaplah ia sebagai Khidmat Negara 982 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,518 Ok? Cik, terima kasih 983 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,313 Selamat tinggal 984 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,553 Apa yang kau cari 985 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:37,835 Saya mencari Benny 986 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,999 Apa kau buat tu? 987 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,759 Teringatkan kau 988 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,633 Main-main 989 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,751 Aku dah ada rancangan untuk esok 990 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,592 Aku nak bawa kau ke tempat yang sangat romantik 991 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,789 untuk makan malam diterangi lilin 992 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,836 Yakah? 993 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,632 Aku datang jemput kau lepas kau habis 994 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,230 Tak mahu 995 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,958 Ada ramai pelajar nampak di sekolah 996 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,190 Pelajar sekarang dah mula berdating 997 00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,719 Kau guru, apa yang nak ditakutkan 998 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,590 Aku tak mahu 999 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,910 Berikan alamatnya, nanti aku pergi sendiri 1000 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,191 Maaflah 1001 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:04,997 Bos aku panggil 1002 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,872 Baiklah, ciumlah aku 1003 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,029 Tak mahu 1004 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,919 Kalau begitu, aku yang cium 1005 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,276 Selamat tinggal 1006 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,515 Selamat tinggal 1007 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,519 Pussycat dalam talian sekarang 1008 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,993 Bagus tu sayang 1009 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,035 PussyCat (Dalam Talian) 1010 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,553 Pussy Cat kata: ada kau dersedia 1011 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,438 Jeremy kata: Ya 1012 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,151 Pussy Cat: hantar 1013 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:29,832 Terima---Simpan sebagai---Tolak 1014 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,313 Hantar 1015 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,316 Selesai 1016 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,710 Buka 1017 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,795 Cantik! 1018 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,798 Cantiknya sayang 1019 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,389 Dah banyak kali aku beritahu kau agar ketuk dulu sebelum masuk 1020 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,111 Aku dah ketuk 1021 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,269 tapi kau tak dengar 1022 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,315 Apa? 1023 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,280 Aku nak pinjam buku tentang membaiki komputer 1024 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,155 Kau dah berubah 1025 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,918 Belajar bekerja dengan komputer macam orang lain 1026 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,109 Taklah 1027 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,753 Aku nak pergi ke rumah rakan sekelas perempuan hujung minggu ini 1028 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,029 Tolong dia betulkan komputer 1029 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,839 Rakan sekelas perempuan? 1030 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,989 Pikat perempuan? 1031 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,439 Taklah 1032 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,669 Cantik tak? 1033 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,034 Cantik 1034 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,632 Patricia Mok cantik tak? 1035 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,514 Cantik 1036 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,919 Sebab dia selalu kata yang dia cantik sangat 1037 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,989 Kau suka dia 1038 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,155 Patricia Mok? 1039 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,393 Rakan sekelas perempuan kau tulah 1040 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,754 suka 1041 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,669 Aku nak cakap 1042 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,398 Bila kita memikat perempuan 1043 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,875 Paling penting ialah gunakan setiap cara yang mungkin 1044 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,194 Guna segala helah yang ada 1045 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,709 Ingat pepatah Cina iaitu askar tidak pernah jemu dengan cara tipu helah 1046 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,073 Helah apa yang patut aku guna? 1047 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,389 Sebenarnya ada tahap berbeza untuk seseorang wanita 1048 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,236 Mula-mula sekali 1049 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,913 Tak, tak 1050 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,640 Kemudian tak nak, tak nak 1051 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,193 Akhirnya, jangan 1052 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,833 Jangan berhenti, jangan berhenti 1053 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,109 Yakah? 1054 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,559 Sebenarnya kejadian biologi lelaki seperti kita dengan wanita amat berbeza 1055 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,989 Wanita suka simpan di dalam 1056 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,590 Kita sebagai lelaki bertanggungjawab untuk menggalinya keluar 1057 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:31,671 Aku faham 1058 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,994 Aku nak pergi berlatih sekarang 1059 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,835 Kau ke mana tadi? 1060 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,910 Pukul berapa ni? 1061 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,274 Ke mana aku pergi bukan urusan kau! 1062 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,509 Kau nak gaduh dengan aku? 1063 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,993 kalau aku nak kenapa? 1064 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,878 Aku tanya saja kau ke mana 1065 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,989 pukul berapa sekarang? 1066 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,350 Kenapa kau tak telefon semula? 1067 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,032 Aku pergi cari gigolo 1068 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,510 untuk buktikan yang aku bukan bongkah kayu 1069 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:22,709 Kau tu isteri aku! 1070 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,671 Cuci baju, masak nasi, jaga anak-anak 1071 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,592 dan jaga keluarga ni elok-elok 1072 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,235 Aku tak peduli kau nak buat apa! 1073 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,354 Apa kau cakap tadi? 1074 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,838 Kau pergi cari gigolo! 1075 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,309 Kau pergi cari gigolo ke? 1076 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,759 Betulkah kau pergi cari gigilo! 1077 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,150 Jangan tengking aku! 1078 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,992 Aku lapar ni 1079 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,315 Iepas tu dengar isteri aku cari gigolo 1080 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,993 Kau masih nak suruh aku diam?! 1081 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:46,597 Kau tu lapar 1082 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,512 Kau ada tangan dan kaki. Takkan tak boleh masak! 1083 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,153 Kau bukannya cacat! 1084 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,032 Kau tu isteri aku! 1085 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,037 Cuci baju, masak nasi, jaga anak-anak 1086 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,196 dan jaga suami tu tugas kau 1087 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,993 Tolong pastikan tugas kau! 1088 00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,797 Di mata kau 1089 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,433 Aku ni hanya orang gaji tua yang mencuci, memasak, jaga anak 1090 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,755 dan jaga suami 1091 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,553 Tak boleh ke aku berseronok dengan kawan-kawan? 1092 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,159 Hanya sebab aku tak boleh lakukannya 1093 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,315 Kau nak cari lelaki lain! 1094 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,759 Perempuan murah! 1095 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,069 Boleh tak kau fikir tentang apa-apa hal 1096 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,873 dengan cara begitu? 1097 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,194 Aku tak tahu sama ada kau cintakan aku ke tidak! 1098 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,433 Aku tak tahu 1099 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,438 Aku tak cintakan kau? 1100 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,635 Kalau aku tak cinta, aku akan beli dan rebus ubat untuk kau 1101 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,191 Bertahun-tahun lamanya semua perkara aku buat untuk kau 1102 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,515 Kau tak ingat apa-apa 1103 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,315 Hanya sebab kita tak boleh berasmara 1104 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,471 kau rasa aku tak cintakan kau 1105 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:04,149 Adakah itu bermakna tiada seks tiada cinta? 1106 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,190 Cepat, cepatlah 1107 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,759 pecah lagi 1108 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,313 Berapa banyak mangkuk kau nak pecahkan setiap hari? 1109 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,556 Mahal harganya 1110 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,590 Ini dia 1111 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,591 baru cakap sikit, air mata kau dah keluar! 1112 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,398 Aku belum pekak lagi 1113 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,519 Aku tak ada duit nak ambil kau 1114 00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,119 Kau tak perlu datang kerja lagi 1115 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,514 tak perlu datang 1116 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,153 Jangan menangis 1117 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,628 Ada banyak lagi peluang 1118 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,475 Kau belum beritahu di mana kau tinggal? 1119 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,678 Aku tak mahu pulang 1120 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,438 Aku rasa kecewa di rumah 1121 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,751 Habis tu kau nak ke mana? 1122 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,157 Tiba-tiba aku rasa nak nyanyi Karaoke 1123 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,273 Boleh temankan aku? 1124 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,237 Malam tadi kan? 1125 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,834 Sayang, Semalam kau hebat 1126 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,631 Aku berseronok 1127 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,473 Yakah? 1128 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,510 Kenapa aku nak tipu kau pasal hal begini? 1129 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,228 Tapi aku... 1130 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,277 Aku suka lelaki matang macam kau 1131 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,355 Kau suka lelaki matang macam aku? 1132 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,072 tapi aku dah tua 1133 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,913 Tak kisah 1134 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,998 Selagi kita betul-betul sayang sesama sendiri 1135 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:16,836 Kau... 1136 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,279 Berapa umur ayah kau? 1137 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,353 Empat puluh lapan tahun 1138 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,036 Aku lebih tua dari ayah kau 1139 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,031 Kau fikir alasan ini untuk tolak aku kan? 1140 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,192 Selepas intim dengan aku 1141 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,713 sebab tu kau cakap macam tu 1142 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,309 Aku ada isteri 1143 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,351 Aku tahu kau ada isteri 1144 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,269 tapi aku bukan jenis perempuan yang rosakkan keluarga 1145 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,838 Aku cuma harap 1146 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,076 ada seorang lelaki yang benar-benar cintakan aku 1147 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:45,829 Itu saja? 1148 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,639 Dan juga 1149 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,031 beri aku elaun setiap bulan 1150 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,309 Berapa? 1151 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,035 $250 1152 00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,110 $2,500 1153 00:56:59,240 --> 00:56:59,831 dalam Rupiah? 1154 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,149 Ringgit! 1155 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,511 Akhirnya sampai juga pada urusniaga sebenar 1156 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,558 Dua ratus ni untuk kau 1157 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,631 Iima puluh untuk tambang teksi kau pulang 1158 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,473 Kau ingat aku pelacur?! 1159 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,198 Teruk! 1160 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,759 Tak mahu duit? 1161 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,628 Ingat aku tua 1162 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,278 Dah nyanyuk 1163 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,554 Otak aku ni baru lagi 1164 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,551 Belum pernah guna pun lagi 1165 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,474 Masuklah 1166 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,398 Boleh tolong periksa komputer aku? 1167 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,557 Tak tahu kenapa ia terhenti bila aku hidupkannya 1168 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,709 Aku nak cepat 1169 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,398 kena hantar projek esok 1170 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:26,555 Baiklah 1171 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,393 Biar aku tuang air untuk kau 1172 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,509 Terima kasih 1173 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,315 Ini minuman kau 1174 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,396 Sudah 1175 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,635 Sudah? 1176 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,869 Sudah 1177 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,712 Lamanya buat benda ni 1178 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,993 Kau betulkannya cepat betul 1179 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,037 Benny kau memang hebat 1180 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,631 Kaulah hero aku 1181 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,192 Terima kasih 1182 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,197 Baik aku pergi dulu 1183 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,868 Cepatnya? 1184 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:14,759 Duduklah lama sikit 1185 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,311 Boleh kita berborak 1186 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,674 Dekat lagi 1187 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,313 dekat lagi sedikit 1188 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,197 Aku tak akan makan kau 1189 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,634 Marilah sini 1190 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,678 Kau memang menakjubkan 1191 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,354 Dari mana kau belajar kemahiran komputer? 1192 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:49,633 Aku belajar dari maklumat dalam buku dan di internet 1193 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,671 Aku bukannya pandai sangat 1194 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,875 hanya tahu menari 1195 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,029 Kau pandai menari? 1196 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,235 Aku... 1197 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,193 Menari 1198 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,278 Marilah menari 1199 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,596 Menari 1200 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:05,630 Saya sedang menari 1201 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,631 Besar lagi, besarkan pergerakan tu 1202 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,991 Menari, mari menari 1203 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,879 Tengoklah, kau menari sampai berpeluh habis 1204 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,073 Mari ikut rentak 1205 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,468 dan bukakan pakaian kita 1206 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,870 Jangan pandang aku macam tu 1207 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:42,315 Malulah aku 1208 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,549 Maaf, maaf 1209 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,790 Aku ingatkan kau lelaki yang baik 1210 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,110 kau voyeur kecil rupanya 1211 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,796 Aku nak tutup mata kau 1212 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,034 teruskan menari 1213 01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,799 Mari kita ikut rentak 1214 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,353 dan buka baju kita 1215 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:57,671 Bukalah! 1216 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,994 Cepatlah buka 1217 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,309 Bukalah! 1218 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,595 Kita dah buka semua 1219 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,039 Kamu juga perlu buka semua 1220 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,952 Sepatlah sikit 1221 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,634 Betul macam tu lah 1222 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,677 Bukalah! Cepat! 1223 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:09,716 Bukalah! 1224 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:10,716 Menari lagi 1225 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,239 Menarilah dengan lebih ghairah 1226 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:42,038 Aku tak tahu pula kau memang pandai menari 1227 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,994 Sebab kau 1228 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,958 Aku disenarai hitam di sekolah 1229 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,513 Aku kena pukul dengan ayah 1230 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,950 Anggap waktu ini sebagai pengajaran 1231 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,150 Mengajar kau agar jangan belot pada kawan di masa depan 1232 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,189 Kalau kau inginkan gambar itu semula, 1233 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,435 Kau harus bercakap dengan Kakak aku---Shirley 1234 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,835 Begitulah 1235 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,359 Jangan gugup sangat ya? 1236 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,554 Nanti kau jangan cakap apa-apa 1237 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,079 Biar aku uruskan okey 1238 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,908 Kau yang itu... 1239 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,999 Boleh faham ke cakap Kantonis? 1240 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,599 Betuturan dialect saya tidak lancar 1241 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,954 Aku harap kau tak kisah 1242 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,718 Engkau lah yang ugut abang aku? 1243 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,715 Jangan cakap macam bunyinya teruk sangat 1244 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,233 peras ugut apa? 1245 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:32,075 Abang aku dan adik perempuan kau bermalam bersama 1246 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,352 Abang kau ada isteri 1247 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,516 cari duit sedikit untuk tutup mulut kita 1248 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:39,079 bukannya banyak sangat 1249 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,829 Jika tak sengaja bocorkannya 1250 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:43,995 Tak bagus nanti 1251 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,075 Betul? 1252 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:47,634 Ugut kami 1253 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,274 Ugut? Jangan cakap begitu 1254 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,472 Aku tak takut nak beritahu kau 1255 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:56,149 Adik aku nak buat sambutan hari jadinya ke-1 6 bulan depan 1256 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,673 Datang awal ya 1257 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,199 1 6? 1258 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,479 Kau tak nampak macam 1 6 tahun 1259 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,470 Mulut kau busuk sangat 1260 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:04,919 Kau makan tahi ke? 1261 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,233 Budak bawah umur 1262 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,793 Apa bukti yang kau ada? 1263 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:09,830 Bukti? 1264 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,030 Memang menyusahkan 1265 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,519 Mudahkannya 1266 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,914 Hubungi polis 1267 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,313 Jangan, jangan 1268 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,357 Kau jangan main-main 1269 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,672 Betullah tu, aku main-main dengan kau 1270 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,159 Aku akan pastikan yang aku main betul-betul? 1271 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,672 Memang aku mampu main dengan kau 1272 01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:36,276 Abang aku dan adik kau bermalam sekali saja 1273 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,949 tak perlulah sampai 2,500 1274 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:41,674 Betul cakap kau 1275 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,593 2,500 agak melampau 1276 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,109 Apa kata ikut cara ini 1277 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,117 Sekali bayaran $1 00,000 1278 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,116 $1 00,000? 1279 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,309 $1 00,000? 1280 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,191 Sekali saja? 1281 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,116 Dibuat dari emas? 1282 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:55,078 Kalau tak ada duit, jangan cuba intim dengan gadis bawah umur 1283 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,349 Aku beri 3 hari 1284 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,152 3 hari 100,000 1285 01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,355 Kalau tak ada duit 1286 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,677 Kau boleh pergi balai polis dan terangkan pada polis 1287 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,909 Mari kita pergi 1288 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,875 Nanti jangan cakap apa-apa 1289 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,474 Biar aku uruskannya 1290 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,593 Setiap bulan $2,500 1291 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,199 menjadi $1 00,000 1292 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,192 pakar mengarut apa kau ni? 1293 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:31,633 Tak apa 1294 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:32,954 Aku tetap ada idea 1295 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,876 Kau intim dengan gadis bawah umur? 1296 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,149 Kau mesti tolong aku kali ini 1297 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,952 Mereka peras ugut aku $1 00,000 1298 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:40,872 Jika aku tak bayar dalam masa tiga hari 1299 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,958 Mereka akan hubungi polis 1300 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,838 Aku tak nak masuk penjara 1301 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,232 Kakak ipar, kau mesti selamatkan aku 1302 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,271 $1 00,000 1303 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,517 Berapa lagi yang kurang? 1304 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,431 Aku selalu simpan duit 1305 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,794 tak banyak 1306 01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,279 $99,000 1307 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,838 $99,000 1308 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,038 Kau masih kurang $1 000 1309 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,316 Bukan 1310 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,078 Aku tak cukup $99,000 1311 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,638 Banyaknya? 1312 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,310 Aku...Kau tanya dia 1313 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,316 Aku tak tahu 1314 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,910 Dalam akaun, hari tu kau pergi makan nasi itik 1315 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,519 Aku tak mahu gaduh dengan kau 1316 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,638 Sekarang abang aku ada masalah 1317 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,035 Kita tak boleh diam saja tak buat apa-apa 1318 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,598 Kau 1319 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,912 Berapa kali aku cakap pada kau 1320 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,678 Jangan berfoya-foya di luar 1321 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:32,949 Tengoklah sekarang! 1322 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,559 kau dah dapat masalah 1323 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:36,754 Kami akan tolong kau 1324 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,388 tapi kau mesti janji dengan kami 1325 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,158 untuk bina hidup baru 1326 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,469 Faham? 1327 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,433 Mari pergi 1328 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,795 Bank dah nak tutup 1329 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,471 Apa yang aku cakap tadi 1330 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,999 hanya untuk diri aku dengar 1331 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,912 Jangan ambil hati 1332 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,279 Aku masih tak faham 1333 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,631 bagaimana kau boleh intim dengan gadis bawah umur? 1334 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,468 bersuka-suka sampai begitu? 1335 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,033 Tempat letak kereta tu gelap 1336 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,479 Aku tak nampak wajah dia 1337 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,749 Tempat letak kereta? 1338 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,394 Bukankah kau cakap pada aku itu hotel? 1339 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,271 Ia di hotel, bukan tempat letak kereta 1340 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:20,595 Macam mana kau tahu? 1341 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,869 Dia cakap pada aku 1342 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,753 Ya, ya. Akhir-akhir ini aku banyak masalah 1343 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,438 Semuanya kelam-kabut 1344 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,635 Kau foya-foya semuanya 1345 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,075 dan main-main dengan gadis bawah umur? 1346 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,193 Budak perempuan hari ini matang awal 1347 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,397 Iagipun rupanya seksi 1348 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,478 Aku pasti semua lelaki yang tengok dia mahu intim dengan dia 1349 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,234 Aku betul-betul tak percaya kau sanggup lakukannya 1350 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:46,639 Kenapa kau ke sini? 1351 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:47,875 Aku baru dengar 1352 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,752 Kau intim dengan gadis bawah umur? 1353 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:51,108 Bukan aku, bukan aku, bukan aku 1354 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:51,752 Bukan kau? 1355 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:52,517 Aku dah dengar 1356 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,755 Bukan aku...tetapi 1357 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,789 Ialah abang 1358 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,029 kawan aku 1359 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,119 kawan kau 1360 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,358 Kawan abang kau? 1361 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,876 Kenapa tak beritahu sebenarnya itu kawan kau? 1362 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,513 Kenapa tak beritahu aku itu dia? 1363 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,552 Cakaplah!... 1364 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,193 Cakaplah! 1365 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,836 Kamu berdua ni mesti ada rancang sesuatu 1366 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,110 Apa sebenarnya? Cakap! 1367 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,478 siapa sebenarnya? 1368 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,749 Dia! 1369 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:27,994 Kenapa kau susahkan aku? 1370 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,030 Kau dapat salah ke? 1371 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:29,990 Siapa yang nak pinjam duit sekarang ni? 1372 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:30,672 Aku tolong kau 1373 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:31,437 Kau susahkan aku pula 1374 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:32,072 Siapa yang nak duit sekarang ni? 1375 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,639 Siapa yang nak duit sekarang ni? 1376 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:43,954 Kau ke? 1377 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,880 Bahaya mereka di luar tu 1378 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,314 Aku pergi selamatkan mereka 1379 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:57,995 Meishi 1380 01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,391 Meishi 1381 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,589 Dengar cakap aku ya? 1382 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,153 Lepaskan aku! 1383 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,589 Ini tak ada kena-mengena dengan aku! 1384 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,153 Aku nak tolong abang aku! 1385 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,833 Kenapa kau jalan cepat sangat! 1386 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:08,910 Jika kau berani lakukannya 1387 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,314 baik kau berani mengaku! 1388 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:12,112 Kamu berdua berpakat tipu aku? 1389 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,599 Kau ke! Kau ke! 1390 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:14,709 Cakap! Cakap! 1391 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,876 Cakap!... 1392 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,479 Okey... 1393 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,429 Aku sebenarnya 1394 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:25,034 Kau! Kau yang minta! 1395 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,113 Jangan bergaduh 1396 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,150 Kau pula! 1397 01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:31,918 Kamu berdua! 1398 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,274 Sayang! 1399 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,637 Aku benar-benar nak tolong abang! 1400 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:36,875 Aku tak mahu lihat mereka bercerai! 1401 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,234 Tak payah terangkan lagi 1402 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:40,998 Kita pun bukannya ada kaitan 1403 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,189 Apa saja yang kau nak buat 1404 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,548 siapa saja kau bersama 1405 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,153 bukan urusan aku! 1406 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,918 Boleh tak kau tolong dengar cakap aku? 1407 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,550 Sejak aku kenal kau 1408 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,392 Perasaan aku terhadap kau 1409 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,277 semakin lama semakin kuat 1410 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,548 Aku rasa 1411 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,791 Aku mesti jatuh cinta dengan kau 1412 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,636 Tadi tu salah faham saja 1413 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,511 Boleh tak kau beri aku peluang? 1414 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,039 Baiklah 1415 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,752 Kalau begitu, pulanglah bersama aku untuk makan malam 1416 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:18,309 Ibu aku teringin nak jumpa kau 1417 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,158 Jumpa ibu kau tu kemestian 1418 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,109 tapi aku sibuk sangat akhir-akhir ni 1419 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,753 Berilah aku sedikit masa lagi 1420 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,359 Meishi! 1421 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,154 Sayang! 1422 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,673 Apa pun yang aku cakap sekarang tak ada gunanya 1423 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,028 Semuanya salah aku! 1424 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:34,556 Kau cakap pada aku yang kau tak boleh 1425 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,477 Susah-payah aku beli ubat untuk kau 1426 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:37,675 Dengan aku tak boleh 1427 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,199 dengan budak perempuan kau 1428 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,793 hebat. Kau menakjubkan 1429 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,389 Siapa aku di mata kau? 1430 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,589 Apa kau buat ni? 1431 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,914 Aku tak mahu kau pergi 1432 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,752 Rumah ini amat perlukan kau 1433 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,912 Aku sangat-sangat sayangkan kau 1434 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,433 Kau 1435 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,991 cakap yang kau sayangkan aku 1436 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:58,038 Tapi kau masih curang dibelakang aku 1437 01:10:58,280 --> 01:10:59,918 Sekarang ni aku dah tahu 1438 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,715 Kau masih ada hati nak cakap yang kau sayangkan aku? 1439 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,791 Cukuplah! 1440 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,758 Di mana beg tu? 1441 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,597 Sayang, kau mesti tolong aku 1442 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,314 Kalau tidak aku kena masuk penjara! 1443 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:48,230 Benny "Si Pengacau Bogel" 1444 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:53,668 Kau buat apa tu? 1445 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:07,794 Kenapa ini terjadi? 1446 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:14,149 Aku diperdaya oleh rakan sekelas wanita 1447 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,436 Dia perdayakan aku untuk menari dan tanggalkan pakaian 1448 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,631 Kemudian dia muat naik ke internet 1449 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,793 sekarang satu sekolah ketawakan aku 1450 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,957 Kau pun diperdaya oleh perempuan? 1451 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:27,474 Pun? 1452 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,038 Siapa lagi kena tipu? 1453 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,714 Maksud aku 1454 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,353 Kau tu dah tua sangat 1455 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:36,272 masih kena tipu dengan perempuan 1456 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,238 Benarkah semakin kita tua 1457 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,316 semakin kita tak patut ditipu oleh perempuan? 1458 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,475 Mesti... 1459 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:43,876 Tak, tak 1460 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,274 Maksud aku adalah 1461 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,948 Gadis sekarang ni jahat 1462 01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:51,556 Tak kira betapa bijaknya kita, tetap boleh ditipu 1463 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,589 Apa yang ayah cakap ni? 1464 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:54,999 Mengelirukan betul 1465 01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,389 Apa-apa pun 1466 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,909 Bahaya untuk jadi ghairah 1467 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,950 Itu dia! 1468 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,598 Itu dia 1469 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,550 Siapa dia? 1470 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,069 dia senior saya Shirley 1471 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:17,788 Gambar ini... 1472 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,069 Bila ia diambil? 1473 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,229 Bulan lepas 1474 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,430 diambil semasa hari jadinya ke-18 1475 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,317 Hari jadi ke-18? 1476 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:26,236 Kau pasti? 1477 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:26,951 Saya pasti 1478 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:27,796 Kau pasti? 1479 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:28,750 Sangat pasti 1480 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,677 Sebab saya yang letakkan lilin hari tu 1481 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:31,835 Ada 1 8 semuanya 1482 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,188 tak silap 1483 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,836 Sayang, sayang! 1484 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:41,675 Sayang, sayang! 1485 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,120 Nampaknya aku tak intim dengan budak bawah umur 1486 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,838 Dia dah 1 8 tahun 1487 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,797 Aku tak perlu bertanggungjawab 1488 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:51,036 Aku tak salah intim dengan dia 1489 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,238 Sayang, sebenarnya kau tak perlu datang 1490 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,634 Kita boleh selesaikan sendiri 1491 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,830 Aku cuma nak lihat rupa perempuan tu 1492 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,672 Tak kiralah rupa dia bagaimana 1493 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,233 yang paling penting adalah umurnya 1494 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:07,634 dan abang tak perlu bertanggungjawab 1495 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:08,954 Betul 1496 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,518 Boleh tak kau diam? 1497 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,875 Sayang, Sayang! 1498 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,594 Kau perempuan murah tu? 1499 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,393 Kau orang gaji tua tu? 1500 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,949 Muda-muda dah belajar jadi jahat? 1501 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:47,473 Kenapa kau nak... 1502 01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:49,909 goda lelaki tua yang pendek dan hodoh tu? 1503 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,314 Kau memang tak ada citarasa 1504 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,198 Lelaki tua yang pendek dan tua ni 1505 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,395 Kau kahwin juga dengan dia 1506 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,869 Takkah itu tandanya citarasa kau lebih teruk dari aku? 1507 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:57,910 Kau... 1508 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,439 Diam 1509 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:00,276 Kalau kau baik sangat 1510 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,196 Suami kau tak akan 1511 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,548 digoda oleh adik perempuan aku 1512 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:03,908 Mana duit tu? 1513 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:04,790 Duit? 1514 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,194 Ini dia 1515 01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,189 Bukalah 1516 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,193 Bos, ini palsu 1517 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:14,436 Monopoli? 1518 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,353 Jangan nak bergurau? 1519 01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:18,311 Aku akan pastikan yang kau kena 1520 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,555 Telefon 1521 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:21,839 Aku akan hubungi polis 1522 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,596 Kau jelaskan perlahan-lahan kepada polis 1523 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,437 Pizzahut 1524 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,239 Salah nombor 1525 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,395 Nak pesan piza apa? 1526 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:37,839 Polis ada di sini 1527 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,598 Lari! 1528 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:43,914 Lepaskan aku 1529 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,759 Encik, tolong dengar cakap saya 1530 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,316 Tak ada apa-apa yang terjadi hari tu 1531 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,630 Lagi pun dia mabuk teruk 1532 01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:52,875 Aku tak buat apa-apa 1533 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,639 Aku hanya ambil gambar untuk suka-suka 1534 01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:59,119 Tak ada apa sangat yang terjadi antara kami 1535 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,070 Lepaskan aku 1536 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,679 Pakcik, selamatkan saya. Pakcik, selamatkan saya 1537 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,035 Pakcik, selamatkan saya 1538 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:07,797 Kakak ipar 1539 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,638 Akhirnya semuanya berakhir 1540 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,155 Aku nak cakap pada kau 1541 01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:15,873 Aku tetap nak tuntut cerai 1542 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,355 Aku tak boleh terima lelaki yang khianati aku 1543 01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,634 Kau jangan begitu 1544 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:22,758 Aku tipu kau untuk pertama kali seumur hidup 1545 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,074 Iagipun aku tak buat hubungan intim dengannya langsung 1546 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:25,633 Aku pun akui kesalahan aku 1547 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,358 Sebegitu mudah? 1548 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,112 Kamu lelaki semuanya sama 1549 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,878 Kamu bernafsu dan penuhi nafsu kamu 1550 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,149 Sayang, sayang 1551 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,230 Kalau betul aku salah 1552 01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:35,032 Kau boleh minta Tuhan hukum aku 1553 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:39,474 Kau tak apa-apa? 1554 01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,113 Maaf, maaf pakcik 1555 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,399 Sakitnya! 1556 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:47,714 Sakit? 1557 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,711 Sakit macam hati aku? 1558 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,434 Sayang, jangan buat begini 1559 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,271 Mari kita pulang 1560 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:54,879 Aku tak mahu jumpa kau lagi 1561 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:57,275 Kalau kau pulang, aku akan pergi dengan segera 1562 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:03,150 Lupakan saja 1563 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:05,510 Lagipun, bergaduh bukannya boleh selesaikannya 1564 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,870 Kau kena buat keputusan bila sampai jadi begini 1565 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,510 Kau tak kagum ke 1566 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,756 akan gaya hidup bujang aku? 1567 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:13,075 Ada banyak pilihan 1568 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,753 yang kau belum cuba sebelum ini 1569 01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,908 Dah tak sakit dah? 1570 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,749 tak sakit 1571 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,752 Bryan, ini keras! 1572 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:09,912 Kau dan Jennifer... 1573 01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:11,229 Berikan pada aku, jangan tengok lagi 1574 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,236 Bagi aku tengok! 1575 01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,270 Jangan rebut! 1576 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:14,594 Jangan rebut! 1577 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,278 Aku kata jangan tengok lagi! 1578 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:21,152 Cukuplah tu! 1579 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,159 Mana telefon bimbit aku? 1580 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,274 Jangan bagi cikgu nampak video ni! 1581 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,239 Pergi Cari 1582 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,949 Hai 1583 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,475 Pussycat? 1584 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,669 Ya 1585 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,835 Jeremy? 1586 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,718 Hai 1587 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:22,909 Jemput duduk 1588 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,439 Terima kasih 1589 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:33,435 Aku tak tahu pula 1590 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,353 Kau lebih cantik di luar dari dalam gambar 1591 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:37,794 Ye ke? 1592 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:44,114 Selalu ke kau dating dengan perempuan macam ini? 1593 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:45,156 Tak 1594 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:46,799 Aku sebenarnya sibuk sangat kerja 1595 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,309 Tak banyak masa nak berkawan 1596 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,634 Sebab itu aku cari dalam talian 1597 01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,034 jumpa kawan baru 1598 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,673 Dating dengan perempuan macam ini 1599 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,233 ini kali pertama 1600 01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:56,634 Ye ke? 1601 01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:00,390 Ini pun kali pertama aku 1602 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:12,475 Perasaan yang kau beri pada aku 1603 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,035 sungguh berbeza dari dalam talian 1604 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,032 Aku pun rasa yang kau lain sangat 1605 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:23,869 Terima kasih! 1606 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,159 Tadi aku dah pesan untuk kau 1607 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,235 Koktel di sini 1608 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,197 sedap sangat dan terkenal 1609 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,153 Berseronoklah 1610 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,319 Kau biar betul 1611 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,074 Kau tak boleh fikir yang aku ni pemangsa internet 1612 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,952 yang suka membubuh ubat dalam minuman untuk tipu wanita? 1613 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:43,229 aku bukan jenis lelaki macam itu 1614 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,549 Tak 1615 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:45,835 Aku... 1616 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,752 Tengok corak aku ni 1617 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:50,793 Aku guna usaha sendiri untuk memikat 1618 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,831 Bukan bergantung pada pil 1619 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,911 Aku tahu tapi... 1620 01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,234 Aku ada bawa 1621 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,076 Ibu cakap 1622 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,236 jangan terima minuman dari orang tak dikenali 1623 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,430 Baiklah 1624 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:05,715 Aku minum minuman kau 1625 01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:07,068 Kau minum aku punya 1626 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,189 Boleh? 1627 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:11,068 Kau minum kau punya 1628 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:13,430 Aku minum aku punya ya? 1629 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,432 Kau habiskan kedua-dua minuman 1630 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:21,999 Baiklah 1631 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,352 Aku akan minum kedua-duanya 1632 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:32,108 Berseronoklah 1633 01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,033 Tengok, tak ada apa-apa terjadi 1634 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:49,870 Jeremy! 1635 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,109 Kau tak apa-apa? 1636 01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:52,713 Jeremy, kau tak apa-apa? 1637 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,513 Siapa yang ikat aku? 1638 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,233 Ada sesiapa ke? 1639 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:17,879 Lepaskan aku! 1640 01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:19,235 Lepaskan aku! 1641 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,517 Lepaskan aku! 1642 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,194 Siapa kau? 1643 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:27,673 Kenapa kau ikat aku? 1644 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:34,072 Kau dah makan? 1645 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,719 Aku belum makan, aku belum makan! 1646 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:36,716 Macam mana nak makan kalau kau ikat aku? 1647 01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,990 Lepaskan aku! 1648 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,839 Belum makan? 1649 01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:42,473 Aku pun belum makan 1650 01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:43,954 Mari semua kita makan! 1651 01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:47,748 Sedapnya! Sedapnya! 1652 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:50,350 Kau boleh rasa! 1653 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,515 Sedap betul! 1654 01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:53,591 Tak mahu! Cili! Tak mahu! Tak mahu! 1655 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,238 Pedasnya! Lepaskan aku! 1656 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,596 Mari! Makan cili! Lazat! 1657 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,790 Budak! Cepat siapkan makan malam! 1658 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:05,148 mari keluar dan tolong aku! 1659 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:06,474 Lepaskan aku! 1660 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:07,470 Aku nak ambil kek ikan 1661 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,953 Kau nak yang besar ke yang kecil? 1662 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:10,951 Besar dan kecil 1663 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,753 Pussycat! 1664 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:21,955 Hai 1665 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:23,479 Aku sedang siapkan makan malam 1666 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,839 Jadi kamu berdua nak jemput aku makan malam 1667 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:33,471 Kamu berdua kreatif betul 1668 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:34,749 Bagus juga idea ni 1669 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,233 tapi tak kelakarlah! 1670 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:37,679 Kelakar? 1671 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,596 Aku dengar kau pandai main? 1672 01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:46,470 Ramai wanita 1673 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,670 dipermainkan oleh kau sebelum ini kan? 1674 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,398 Jennifer tu teruk 1675 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,672 Upload 1676 01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:07,034 Lepaskan aku dulu? 1677 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:08,991 Tali ni tak selesa betul 1678 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,075 baiklah, baiklah 1679 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,792 tunggu dulu 1680 01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:13,269 Kau tak kisah kan 1681 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,197 kalau aku tengok dulu 1682 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:21,270 hebatnya! 1683 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:23,038 Tak ada apa, tak ada apa-apa 1684 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:23,752 Bagi aku tengok 1685 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,869 Tengok apa? 1686 01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:26,229 Pussycat, aku tak tahu pula 1687 01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,511 Mak kau masih suka sangat main di usia begini 1688 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:30,635 Main! 1689 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,597 Kau ingat kelakar ke? 1690 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:34,914 Kelakar sangat ke? 1691 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,076 Ibu 1692 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,116 Jangan ibu 1693 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:40,275 Kelakar sangat ke? 1694 01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:42,593 Kelakar sangat ke? 1695 01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:43,915 Aku dah cakap 1696 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:45,553 Aku dah cakap 1697 01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,279 1 0 tahun dulu 1698 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:50,790 Aku ada anak perempuan yang musnah hidupnya kerana "ini" 1699 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,429 Selepas berfoya-foya dengan anak aku 1700 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:56,790 tinggalkan dia 1701 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:59,675 Anak aku patah hati 1702 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,712 dia terjun dari tingkat 20 1703 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,715 dan mati dalam keadaan ngeri 1704 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,435 Anak perempuan 1705 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:12,355 Anak perempuan 1706 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,590 Anak perempuanku, kau mati dengan ngeri 1707 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:15,397 Ibu jangan nangis lagi 1708 01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:17,033 Sesudah 10 tahun 1709 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,597 Upload 1710 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:03,709 Aku nak tanya kau 1711 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:06,113 Kamu semua 1712 01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:12,356 Kenapa kamu macam ni... 1713 01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:16,950 Jangan pukul... 1714 01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:20,757 Bertenanglah sedikit 1715 01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:21,875 dengar cakap aku 1716 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,958 Sebenarnya lelaki macam kami tak bersalah 1717 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,670 Sifat kami dijadikan oleh tuhan 1718 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:32,310 Dialah yang mahu kami beranak dengan banyak 1719 01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:35,955 Generasi akan terus berkembang 1720 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:39,231 Kami tak boleh kawal perkara ini 1721 01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:42,912 Tak boleh kawal 1722 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,189 Apa bendanya tu? 1723 01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:49,712 Ini organ raja ayam Muah 1724 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:53,509 Dia cakap pada aku dia tak boleh kawal 1725 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,676 Jadi aku tolong dia selesaikannya 1726 01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:59,719 Ini cenderahati yang dia beri pada aku 1727 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:06,316 Ini juga kasanova PJ 1728 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,794 Robert Tan 1729 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:11,595 Dia juga beritahu aku yang dia tak boleh kawal 1730 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,955 Oleh itu aku tak ada pilihan 1731 01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:17,271 Jadi aku tolong dia selesaikannya 1732 01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:22,150 Inilah cenderahati yang aku minta dia berikan pada aku 1733 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:23,276 Gila 1734 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,038 Lepaskan aku! 1735 01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:29,238 Bukankah tadi kau kata yang kau tak boleh kawal 1736 01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,395 Siapa nama kau? 1737 01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:31,350 Di mana kau tinggal? 1738 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,959 Kau keji! 1739 01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,308 Lepaskan aku 1740 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:35,316 Aku belum kahwin lagi 1741 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:38,079 Aku masih nak anak 1742 01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:39,270 Dia dipanggil Jeremy 1743 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:40,475 tinggal di Kuala Lumpur 1744 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,995 Jeremy... 1745 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,155 Bagaimana nak eja? 1746 01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:45,395 Eja...teruknya kau! 1747 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,316 Lepaskan aku 1748 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:49,034 Tolong!... 1749 01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,957 J-e-r-e-m-y 1750 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:54,993 J-e-r-e-m-y 1751 01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:56,633 Kuala Lumpur 1752 01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:15,433 Dulu ada banyak khinzir di kampung 1753 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:19,434 Aku kasi semuanya 1754 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,758 Kasi? 1755 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:24,832 Khinzir tu tak mati selepas dikasi 1756 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:29,476 Setiap satunya membesar dengan sihat 1757 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:33,559 Yang paling penting, selepas khinzir jantan dikasi 1758 01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:36,752 ia tak menggoda khinzir betina lagi 1759 01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:38,438 Aku bukan khinzir 1760 01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:40,677 Aku manusia 1761 01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:42,159 Manusia? 1762 01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:44,675 Kau tu haiwan! 1763 01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:52,594 Jangan takut 1764 01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:55,069 Bila organ kau disejukkan 1765 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,634 Aku akan tolong kau kasikannya dan tak akan ada masalah 1766 01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,591 Tak sakit langsung 1767 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:00,869 Jangan 1768 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,232 Jangan 1769 01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:08,359 Sejuk sangat, sejuk sangat 1770 01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:10,152 Sekejap, sekejap 1771 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:15,399 Upload 1772 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,753 Aku paling suka makan sosej 1773 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:26,791 Tunggu sekejap, mari makan bersama 1774 01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,352 Bagaimana dengan bebola daging khinzir ni? 1775 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,993 Ketepikannya dulu 1776 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:34,190 Tunggu dia punya dulu untuk dimasak bersama 1777 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:35,789 Bagus 1778 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:51,868 Nak lari? 1779 01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:04,191 Apa halnya? 1780 01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:05,634 Berhenti Polis 1781 01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:08,154 Dia... 1782 01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:09,634 Dia nak kasi aku 1783 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:10,715 Tak adalah 1784 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,559 Dia nak rogol aku 1785 01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:15,756 Anak perempuan aku 1786 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:16,471 Ibu 1787 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:18,636 Anakku 1788 01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:19,670 Ibu 1789 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,711 Susah-payah ibu cari kau 1790 01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:23,439 Kenapa kau macam ni? 1791 01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:25,557 Dia... 1792 01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:28,351 Dia nak rogol awak 1793 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:29,755 Mana ada 1794 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:31,233 Keji betul kau! 1795 01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:35,438 Kau pukul aku 1796 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:37,193 Kamu berdua jadi saksi 1797 01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:38,070 Dua orang ni tangkap aku 1798 01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:39,428 dan nak kasi aku 1799 01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:40,430 Aku nak beritahu kamu berdua 1800 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,709 Jangan pandang muka baik mereka tu 1801 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:42,670 Sebenarnya mereka ni penyumbaleweng 1802 01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:43,869 Penyumbaleweng 1803 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,479 Penyumbaleweng apa? 1804 01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:47,278 Tengoklah seluar kau 1805 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:49,189 Kenapa kau tak pakai seluar? 1806 01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:50,036 Bukanlah 1807 01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:50,956 Balik dengan aku 1808 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,593 Bukanlah 1809 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:55,029 Ia bukan macam yang kau lihat 1810 01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:56,354 Bukan 1811 01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,153 Pussycat, pergi! 1812 01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:16,559 Pergi! 1813 01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:18,199 Apa kau buat? 1814 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:20,759 Kenapa aku ada di sini? 1815 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:21,716 Tadi kau 1816 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:22,989 kau berada di kafe 1817 01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:24,678 dan tiba-tiba pengsan 1818 01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:26,359 tiba-tiba kau bangun 1819 01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:28,550 Aku bantu bawa kau ke tempat letak kereta 1820 01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:29,749 siapa yang tahu 1821 01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:30,710 bila kita sampai 1822 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:32,512 kau pengsan semula! 1823 01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,199 Aku takut sangat! 1824 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,038 Aku takut! 1825 01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,994 Aku nampak kau jatuh 1826 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,111 malah kepala kau cedera 1827 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,279 Aku ingat kau dah mati 1828 01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:52,632 takut sangat 1829 01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:02,272 Jangan sentuh aku!... 1830 01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:04,319 Jangan sentuh aku! 1831 01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:08,116 Mari aku tolong kau 1832 01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,468 jangan tolong aku! 1833 01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:18,716 aku dah cakap jangan ikut aku! 1834 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:31,995 Adegan Seks Gadis Remaja Jelita Tidak Senonoh 1835 01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:57,596 Jennifer tu teruk 1836 01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:18,518 wau, besarnya, kau nampak kecil sangat 1837 01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:20,272 kenapa kecil sangat 1838 01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:23,478 tengok! Hebat! Hebat betul! 1839 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,671 Marilah tengok...bila dia pergi 1840 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:50,835 Tengok, di sana tu bahaya 1841 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:51,637 ya! 1842 01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:52,715 Muda sangat 1843 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:53,915 Betul! 1844 01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:55,912 nampaknya dia nak terjun 1845 01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:07,908 Jennifer! Jennifer! 1846 01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:08,910 Jennifer! 1847 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:10,314 Jangan dekat! 1848 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:13,074 Baiklah, aku tak datang dekat 1849 01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:15,238 Pegangkannya! 1850 01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:20,230 Jangan lakukannya 1851 01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:21,634 Cepat turun! 1852 01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:24,758 Apa pun halnya, kita boleh bincangkannya 1853 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:27,036 Tak ada gunanya 1854 01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:31,554 Semua orang dah nampak aku bogel 1855 01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:36,070 macam mana aku nak terus hidup? 1856 01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:38,356 Jangan macam ni 1857 01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,749 Pandang aku 1858 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:42,589 sebelum ini ia terjadi pada aku kan? 1859 01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:45,992 Aku masih hidup kan? 1860 01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:48,313 Kau tahu? 1861 01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:51,757 mati tak boleh selesaikan masalah! 1862 01:36:57,040 --> 01:37:01,352 Pasal ugutan tu 1863 01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:05,474 Bryan paksa aku lakukannya 1864 01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:13,469 Dia kata kalau aku tak bekerjasama dengan dia untuk perangkap kau 1865 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:20,274 dia akan pos video intim kami dalam talian 1866 01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:23,712 Maaf 1867 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:27,193 Ye ke? 1868 01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:30,318 Sebenarnya yang pos klip kau dalam talian... 1869 01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:33,912 patut mati dengan hina, tak berguna 1870 01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:36,349 keparat! 1871 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,674 Jennifer aku rayu pada kau! 1872 01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:46,035 Semua akan tamat selepas ini 1873 01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:47,679 Marilah turun cepat 1874 01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,353 Aku janji pada kau 1875 01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:53,875 Aku akan fikirkan semua cara 1876 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,434 untuk keluarkan klip tu dari laman web tu 1877 01:37:56,600 --> 01:38:00,673 sebab mati tak boleh selesaikan masalah! 1878 01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:09,913 Cepatlah turun 1879 01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:12,193 Cepatlah turun 1880 01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:17,630 Ya, betul tu 1881 01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:23,349 Betul tu 1882 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:24,555 Perlahan-lahan 1883 01:38:25,480 --> 01:38:26,833 Jennifer! 1884 01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:56,792 Selamatkan aku! 1885 01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:03,597 Selamatkan aku! 1886 01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:06,236 Selamatkan aku! 1887 01:39:10,480 --> 01:39:12,072 Selamatkan aku! 1888 01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:14,910 Selamatkan aku! 1889 01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:21,236 Selamatkan aku! 1890 01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:35,829 Jennifer tu teruk 1891 01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:37,475 Delete Video 1892 01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:45,518 Selamatkan aku! 1893 01:39:46,120 --> 01:39:48,270 Selamatkan aku! 1894 01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:54,671 Selamatkan aku! 1895 01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:09,272 Selamatkan aku! 1896 01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:53,554 Terima kasih 1897 01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:56,588 Kenapa kau datang sini? 1898 01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:57,988 Aku...Aku nak dapatkan semula 1899 01:40:58,120 --> 01:40:59,792 buku yang aku pinjamkan kau dulu 1900 01:40:59,960 --> 01:41:01,757 Aku nak pinjamkan pada ibu bapa lain 1901 01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:03,313 hubungi telefon bimbit kau tak dapat 1902 01:41:03,440 --> 01:41:04,589 jadi aku ke sini untuk cari kau 1903 01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:05,988 Buku tu 1904 01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:08,233 Masa hujan lebat dulu 1905 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:10,078 aku dah pulangkan pada kau 1906 01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:21,959 Terima kasih banyak-banyak 1907 01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:48,433 Bila kau lapang nanti? 1908 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:50,673 aku nak jumpa ibu kau 1909 01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:53,509 Bukankah kau kata yang kau sibuk sangat? 1910 01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:56,153 Tak kiralah sesibuk mana pun aku 1911 01:41:56,600 --> 01:41:58,033 Aku tetap nak jumpa ibu kau 1912 01:41:58,640 --> 01:41:59,914 Aku nak beritahu dia 1913 01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,753 Aku nak kahwin dengan kau 1914 01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,394 Sayang 1915 01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:33,829 Kenapa kau datang? 1916 01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:35,392 Bukankah aku dah cakap pada kau 1917 01:43:35,480 --> 01:43:36,595 Bila kau datang, aku akan pergi 1918 01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:37,988 Berambus! 1919 01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:42,793 Minggu ini 1920 01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:44,839 aku hidup merana di luar 1921 01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:46,672 Aku benar-benar tak boleh hidup tanpa kau 1922 01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:48,518 Aku nak beritahu kau sekali lagi 1923 01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:50,877 Bila saja kau balik, aku akan pergi 1924 01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:53,637 Aku dah suruh peguam siapkan dokumen 1925 01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:55,275 Baiklah 1926 01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:57,877 jangan cakap aku tak ada hati perut! 1927 01:43:58,040 --> 01:43:59,234 Aku dah rayu pada kau! 1928 01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:00,110 Aku dah akui kesalahan aku! 1929 01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:01,719 Iebih-lebih lagi aku tak mahu bercerai dengan kau 1930 01:44:01,880 --> 01:44:03,836 Tapi kau masih nak usir aku! 1931 01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:05,799 Kau tak akan pergi kan? 1932 01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:06,477 Aku pergi! 1933 01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:07,715 Okey! 1934 01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:08,312 Kau jangan pergi 1935 01:44:08,440 --> 01:44:09,634 Aku pergi! Aku pergi! 1936 01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:10,397 Aku dah penat 1937 01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:11,919 Teruskanlah perceraian 1938 01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:13,191 Hari ni aku balik 1939 01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:14,594 hanya untuk uji pasaran! 1940 01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:16,358 Aku sahkan 1941 01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:18,396 Abang 1942 01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:19,475 Kakak ipar 1943 01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:21,073 Awak datang tepat pada masanya 1944 01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:22,235 Kakak ipar kau 1945 01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,038 nak sangat bercerai dengan aku 1946 01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:26,469 Aku cakap sampai berbuih mulut 1947 01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:26,918 Kakak ipar 1948 01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:28,115 Jangan cakap apa-apa lagi 1949 01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:29,559 Aku dah buat keputusan 1950 01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:31,191 Aku ada sesuatu nak beritahu 1951 01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:33,197 Aku kata jangan cakap apa-apa lagi! 1952 01:44:33,640 --> 01:44:34,277 Kamu semua 1953 01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:36,038 hantu saja yang akan percaya! 1954 01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:37,993 Aku nak kahwin 1955 01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:42,913 Kau nak kahwin? 1956 01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:45,716 Kau belum puas berfoya-foya di luar? 1957 01:44:45,840 --> 01:44:46,556 kau masih nak bawa pulang seseorang ke rumah 1958 01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:47,749 dan deranya perlahan-lahan? 1959 01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:49,108 Kakak ipar 1960 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:50,389 Aku serius sekarang 1961 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,192 Meishi sudi kahwin dengan aku 1962 01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:54,231 Sekarang kau cakap kau nak kahwin! 1963 01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:56,118 Aku baru bujang kembali! 1964 01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:57,110 Kau tahu? 1965 01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:58,235 Apa kau nak aku buat sekarang? 1966 01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,429 Apa yang boleh aku buat? 1967 01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,113 Maaf adik 1968 01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:02,275 Dulu aku dah cakap 1969 01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:03,753 Aku tak akan kahwin dalam hidup ini 1970 01:45:03,880 --> 01:45:05,791 tapi sebenarnya aku belum jumpa cinta sejati 1971 01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:07,114 sekarang aku dah jumpa 1972 01:45:07,240 --> 01:45:09,196 Habis tu? Maaf! 1973 01:45:09,320 --> 01:45:10,594 Apa yang aku buat? Apa yang aku buat sekarang? 1974 01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:11,994 Kamu berdua dah puas berlakon? 1975 01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:13,633 Kalau dah habis berlakon, pergi dari sini! 1976 01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:15,193 Kalau tak aku pukul! 1977 01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:17,789 Pukullah 1978 01:45:17,960 --> 01:45:19,518 Kau ingat aku tak berani pukul? 1979 01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,633 Kalau aku biarkan kau pukul 1980 01:45:21,880 --> 01:45:22,949 Jangan bercerai ya? 1981 01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:24,274 Sebegitu mudah? 1982 01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:25,913 Lupakan saja! 1983 01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:29,473 Tolonglah 1984 01:45:30,480 --> 01:45:31,595 Kakak ipar 1985 01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:33,398 Sebenarnya abang ada di mana dia berada hari ini 1986 01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:35,239 Aku pun terlibat sama 1987 01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:37,113 Kamu berdua! 1988 01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:38,993 Kamu berdua melutut di sini 1989 01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:41,190 ingat aku tak berani pukul ya! 1990 01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:45,229 Kau ingat aku tak berani pukul ya!... 1991 01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:52,474 Ayah dan ibu buat apa ni? 1992 01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:55,108 Sayang, butang kau jatuh di mana? 1993 01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:57,754 Ya, kecil sangat susah nak jumpa 1994 01:45:57,920 --> 01:45:59,148 Aku nak beritahu kau 1995 01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:05,356 ada beberapa benda yang hilang tak boleh dijumpai 1996 01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:09,068 Pergi mandi dan makan 1997 01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:11,388 Dia suruh kita mandi dan makan 1998 01:46:11,480 --> 01:46:12,913 suruh anak kau! 1999 01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:15,598 Tajam betul telinga dia 2000 01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:18,270 Kenapa kata 2001 01:46:18,440 --> 01:46:19,111 Aku pura-pura bunuh diri 2002 01:46:19,240 --> 01:46:20,673 takutkan dia nak? 2003 01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:23,352 Bagaimana kalau benar-benar mati? 2004 01:46:26,160 --> 01:46:27,639 Kita dah sampai 2005 01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:29,235 Ini ke? 2006 01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:30,759 Besar juga 2007 01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:39,358 Ibu, Jeremy dah sampai 2008 01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:40,714 Cepat buka pintu 2009 01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:43,399 banyaknya hadiah 2010 01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:49,636 Hai Makcik 2011 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:50,875 Hai Jemput masuk 2012 01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:54,475 Silalah duduk 2013 01:46:54,640 --> 01:46:55,675 Meisi 2014 01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:58,396 Kau dan ibu kau seiras betul 2015 01:46:58,720 --> 01:46:59,914 Ye ke? 2016 01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:00,911 Betul 2017 01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:01,631 Tengoklah kamu berdua 2018 01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:05,673 Mata dan hidung sama betul 2019 01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:10,316 tapi dia bukan ibu aku 2020 01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:13,955 Dia Makcik kami 2021 01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:16,559 Jangan tipu aku 2022 01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:18,794 Ibu aku 2023 01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:21,429 Rasanya dia sibuk di dapur 2024 01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:24,558 Ibu, Jeremy dah sampai 2025 01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:26,239 Ibu 2026 01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:36,518 Helo, kami terlewat 2027 01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:37,675 kesesakan lalu-lintas 2028 01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:40,270 Hai Aku abang sulung dia 2029 01:47:40,440 --> 01:47:42,032 Aku abang kedua dia 2030 01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,077 Makcik ibu dia 2031 01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:58,116 Selamat datang ke rumah kami 2032 01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:00,716 anak makcik selalu cakap pasal kau 2033 01:48:00,960 --> 01:48:03,713 tak sabar nak jumpa kau 2034 01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:05,678 Hari ini baru aku tahu 2035 01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:08,957 kenapa anak aku suka sangat dengan kau 2036 01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:14,433 pandangan jauh kau bagus 2037 01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:19,193 Saya ada beli beberapa barang 2038 01:48:21,720 --> 01:48:22,835 Ini untuk awak 2039 01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:24,592 Jangan sebutlah, jangan sebut 2040 01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:27,956 Ini untuk ibu 2041 01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:29,875 Baguslah kau datang 2042 01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:31,513 kau tak perlu formal sangat 2043 01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:32,999 Tak banyak perkara nak dicakapkan 2044 01:48:33,160 --> 01:48:34,479 Terima kasih... 2045 01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,072 okey 2046 01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:36,633 Marilah duduk dan berbual 2047 01:48:36,800 --> 01:48:38,119 Ibu dah habis memasak? 2048 01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:39,832 dah lama habis memasak 2049 01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:40,995 Marilah cepat kita makan malam 2050 01:48:41,120 --> 01:48:41,916 Bagus, bagus 2051 01:48:42,040 --> 01:48:44,270 mari, mari 2052 01:48:45,080 --> 01:48:47,640 Masuklah, jangan malu-malu 2053 01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:51,072 Kenapa kau belanja banyak sangat? 2054 01:48:51,320 --> 01:48:52,355 Tak ada apa sangat 2055 01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:53,909 okey, dah boleh makan 2056 01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:56,992 Ah Yin, ambil ni dan buka 2057 01:48:57,120 --> 01:48:58,269 potongkannya 2058 01:48:58,600 --> 01:48:59,828 Baiklah 2059 01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:03,192 Saya beli daging lembu dan kambing yang kamu semua suka 2060 01:49:03,360 --> 01:49:04,759 dah pesan tapi lupa nak ambil 2061 01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:06,154 di pasar raya di luar saja 2062 01:49:06,320 --> 01:49:07,230 Aku pergi ambil sekarang 2063 01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:08,954 Aku temankan kau 2064 01:49:09,120 --> 01:49:09,677 Duduklah 2065 01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:11,028 Kejap lagi aku balik 2066 01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:12,428 Dah bertahun-tahun aku jadi abang kau 2067 01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:14,152 tak pernah aku lihat kau beli barang bawa balik 2068 01:49:14,320 --> 01:49:15,355 Tak adil 2069 01:49:15,480 --> 01:49:16,754 Rasanya baik aku temankan dia 2070 01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:17,875 Tak perlu 2071 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,911 Sama macam kami temankan kau kan? 2072 01:49:21,120 --> 01:49:21,870 Jangan cakaplah 2073 01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:22,512 mari makan, makan, makan 2074 01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,392 Aku buat sendiri 2075 01:49:24,920 --> 01:49:26,319 Kau tinggal di mana? 2076 01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:28,591 Aku tinggal di Kuala Lumpur 2077 01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:30,632 Kau belajar di sekolah mana? 2078 01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:32,712 Aku belajar di banyak sekolah 2079 01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:34,233 Akhir-akhir ini stok tak berapa bagus 2080 01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:35,110 kau rugi? 2081 01:49:35,240 --> 01:49:36,070 Yah! 2082 01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:37,349 mari, mari, mari 2083 01:49:43,440 --> 01:49:45,908 Ini hotdog yang aku suka makan 2084 01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:48,674 Keluarga kami suka makan hotdog 2085 01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:52,236 Kau suka tak makan hotdog? 2086 01:50:06,720 --> 01:50:09,280 Kau suka makan benda ni? 2087 01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:12,352 Hai, saya adik perempuan Meishi 2088 01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:13,549 Nama saya Meizhen 2089 01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:18,076 Jangan takut, jangan takut 2090 01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:21,193 Meishi gadis yang hebat 2091 01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:25,229 Jaga dia baik-baik 2092 01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:27,991 Jangan buli dia 2093 01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:34,631 Kami sayang sangat pada dia 2094 01:50:38,520 --> 01:50:42,638 Ah! 2095 01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:02,519 Kau seorang makan banyaknya 2096 01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:04,359 kakak ipar punya 2097 01:51:04,480 --> 01:51:05,959 Cuba untuk berbaik-baik dengan dia 2098 01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:12,274 Apa bendanya tu? 2099 01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:13,675 Doktor 2100 01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:15,398 Rawat penyakit kau 2101 01:51:16,960 --> 01:51:18,313 Tak mahu memalukan sungguh 2102 01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:19,828 Apa yang nak ditakutkan? 2103 01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:21,154 Mesti jumpa doktor kalau ada penyakit 2104 01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:23,840 Ramai lelaki sekarang macam tu 2105 01:51:33,920 --> 01:51:34,750 Sayang 2106 01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:35,278 Kau lapar 2107 01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:36,628 Makanlah sedikit 2108 01:51:37,160 --> 01:51:38,991 Kau nampak cantik sangat 2109 01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:40,953 Citarasa kau bagus 2110 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:42,917 Panas lagi, makanlah sedikit 2111 01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:43,597 nak pergi tandas 2112 01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:45,472 Sayang, sayang 2113 01:51:45,880 --> 01:51:46,835 Sedapnya 2114 01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:47,432 Ya 2115 01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:48,310 Kau nak makan apa 2116 01:51:48,440 --> 01:51:49,759 Apa saja pun boleh 2117 01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:51,718 Banyaknya kau berpeluh 2118 01:51:52,720 --> 01:51:53,994 Terima kasih 2119 01:51:56,720 --> 01:51:58,438 Mari aku suapkan kau 2120 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,437 Abang kedua 2121 01:52:03,560 --> 01:52:05,630 Ini dia! Makan 2122 01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:07,871 Janganlah macam ini 2123 01:52:08,520 --> 01:52:09,270 Mari, makan 2124 01:52:09,360 --> 01:52:10,634 Makan! Makan! 2125 01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:14,558 Makan 2126 01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:20,191 Semua orang gembira hari ini 2127 01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:24,279 Meishi, hati-hati 2128 01:52:24,520 --> 01:52:25,794 Mari aku suapkan kau 2129 01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:31,271 Aku pun nak satu. Aku pun nak satu