1 00:00:06,787 --> 00:00:13,420 What Time Is It There? (Pukul Berapa di Sana Sekarang) 2 00:01:48,088 --> 00:01:49,988 Hsiao Kang! 3 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:12,899 Ayah, kita akan melalui terowong gelap. 4 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:14,525 Ayah kena ikut kita, OK? 5 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:48,722 Sujud hormat pertama. 6 00:05:49,796 --> 00:05:51,423 Sujud hormat kali kedua. 7 00:05:52,298 --> 00:05:53,822 Sujud hormat kali keempat. 8 00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:09,681 Cuba la try. 9 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,823 Ada tak jam yang boleh tunjuk dua masa ? 10 00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:20,295 Ada di sini. 11 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:24,092 Jam yang awak pakai tu cantik. 12 00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:27,668 Boleh tunjuk dua zon masa tak ? 13 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:28,696 Yeah. 14 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:33,636 Masih ada stok ? 15 00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:37,075 Maaf, dah habis stok . 16 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:42,646 Boleh saya lihat ? 17 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:57,468 Sudi tak awak jualkan kepada saya ? 18 00:10:58,338 --> 00:10:59,327 Tak boleh . 19 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:02,906 Alaa, boleh la .. Berapa awak nak jual ? 20 00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:07,435 Yang lain pun okay juga . Cuba lah tengok lagi. 21 00:11:10,616 --> 00:11:12,846 Jualkan saya yang ini . Saya hendak ke luar negara . 22 00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:22,456 Hubungi saya kelak la kalau macam tu . I'll try to get you one. 23 00:11:34,807 --> 00:11:36,274 Alaa, jualkan lah jam ni kat saya . 24 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,243 Suwey kalau pakai jam tangan saya . 25 00:11:42,281 --> 00:11:43,805 Kenapa ? 26 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:46,512 Ada ahli keluarga saya yang baru meningaal . 27 00:11:47,653 --> 00:11:49,280 Maaf, saya tak bley jualkan nya kepada awak . 28 00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:00,325 Camner nak bukak ni ? 29 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:27,021 Hello. Boleh bercakap dengan Encik Lee? 30 00:12:27,727 --> 00:12:30,389 Hello, tadi saya ada pergi ke restoren awak tengah hari tadi . 31 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:32,455 Saya berkenan kaw² dengan jam awak . 32 00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:38,134 Saya siyes nak beli. Boleh jualkan kepada saya ? 33 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,029 Hello? 34 00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:49,311 Maaf . Saya tak dengar apa awak cakap tadi . 35 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,045 Ahh, tak mungkin la ! 36 00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:03,422 Takkan jam tu boleh bawa saya nasib malang pula . 37 00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:09,426 Lambat sangat macam tu . Esok saya nak ke luar negara dah . 38 00:13:10,436 --> 00:13:12,267 Tolonglah jualkan kepada saya . 39 00:13:15,074 --> 00:13:16,439 Encik .. 40 00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:19,604 Saya yakin takkan bernasib malang . Lagipun saya Christian . 41 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,611 Berapa ? 42 00:13:25,284 --> 00:13:28,151 Melawak, eh ? Berapa harga jam ni sebenarnya ? 43 00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:40,322 Kaw tim ah . 44 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,393 Terima kasih . 45 00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:45,631 Encik, saya datang pasal jam tu . 46 00:13:48,674 --> 00:13:50,266 Nah 1000 yuan . 47 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:52,834 - Saya kasi diskaun 30% . - Baik nya awak ! 48 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,244 - Datang sekali dengan bateri tak ? - A'ah . 49 00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:58,612 Nak set time pulas dial tu . 50 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,957 - Nak ke mana ? - Paris. 51 00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:09,859 - Paris ? - Kat Perancis . 52 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:25,499 Nah . 53 00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:27,604 - Apa kemende nyer nih ? - Kek . 54 00:15:58,971 --> 00:15:59,938 Sujud hormat tiga kali . 55 00:15:59,972 --> 00:16:01,132 Sujud hormat pertama . 56 00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:03,538 Sujud hormat kedua . 57 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,408 Sujud hormat ketiga . 58 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:15,846 Buat yang telah pergi . 59 00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:18,186 Sujud hormat pertama . 60 00:16:18,224 --> 00:16:19,521 Sujud hormat kedua . 61 00:16:19,558 --> 00:16:21,082 Sujud hormat ketiga . 62 00:16:58,097 --> 00:17:00,531 Ini air "yin-yang" . 63 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:01,794 Air "Yin-yang" ? 64 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:05,600 Ini campuran air panas dan air sejuk . 65 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:08,163 Saya dah jampi tu ha . 66 00:17:08,207 --> 00:17:09,367 Saya letak kat tempat pemujaan . 67 00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:11,239 Nanti kot² dia datang, dia akan minum air tu . 68 00:17:11,277 --> 00:17:14,337 Tak caya cuba usha takat air tu . 69 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:16,830 Cuba usha ni . 70 00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:23,063 Ada lampu . 71 00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:27,571 Dan tahan rosak . Boleh jual harga mahal . 72 00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:51,930 Haihz, jangan la sampai over . 73 00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:26,792 - Apa ? - Lipaih . 74 00:21:33,906 --> 00:21:36,170 Oit, jangan bunuh lipaih tu ! 75 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,903 Ntah² tu jelmaan atuk hang . 76 00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:40,811 Merapik ah . 77 00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:35,297 Nah makan itik . 78 00:22:41,173 --> 00:22:42,697 Kan dah diberitahu .. 79 00:22:42,741 --> 00:22:45,733 .. supaya tak cederakan haiwan hidup utk 49 hari ? 80 00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:47,177 Cakap tanak dengar . 81 00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:01,919 Makan ubat ni lepas abis makan nasi . 82 00:23:03,262 --> 00:23:04,786 Zaman BN perintah harga ubat dah jadi mahal tau ! 83 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:34,614 Hello? 84 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:39,964 Nombor apa yang saya harus tepon untuk tahu masa antarabangsa ? 85 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,629 Baiklah, terima kasih . 86 00:24:03,589 --> 00:24:04,578 Hello? 87 00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:11,353 Di Paris skang kul braper eyh ? 88 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,961 Di Paris skang kul braper eyh ? 89 00:24:28,947 --> 00:24:30,005 OK. 90 00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:34,616 Tujuh jam di belakang la eyh ? 91 00:24:35,754 --> 00:24:37,153 Makasey banyak² . 92 00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:44,775 Yup ? 93 00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:47,307 - Boleh saya bantu ? - Ada filem Perancis tak ? 94 00:26:47,352 --> 00:26:48,376 Nak ker ? Mestilah ada . 95 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:53,221 Nak filemyang gaya camner ? 96 00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:56,091 Kami ada banyak koleksi filem klasik . 97 00:26:56,128 --> 00:26:57,925 Ada tak yang mengenai Paris ? 98 00:26:57,963 --> 00:27:00,761 Haha, mestilah ada . 99 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:01,697 "Hiroshima Mon Amour"... 100 00:27:01,733 --> 00:27:04,634 "The 400 Blows," pun cam best juga . 101 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:05,864 Ada filem lakonan Yu Ming nggak ? 102 00:27:05,904 --> 00:27:09,670 Filem Yu Ming, Lin Dai, dan Grace Chang semua ada kat sinun . 103 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:12,268 Tak jumpa pun "Moon, Stars, and Sun." 104 00:27:12,311 --> 00:27:13,801 hari ni dah abih dah . 105 00:27:14,513 --> 00:27:17,641 - Esok lusa stok sampai kot . - Esok lusa ? 106 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:42,622 Hsiao Kang. 107 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:46,637 Yup ? 108 00:28:46,671 --> 00:28:47,660 Meh sini . 109 00:28:48,707 --> 00:28:49,696 Cepat ler ! 110 00:28:51,943 --> 00:28:53,103 Pat pat cini pat ! 111 00:28:56,882 --> 00:28:57,871 Tengok ni . 112 00:28:59,451 --> 00:29:01,248 Cuba usha time skang, Ada rasa pelik tak ? 113 00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:05,316 Uiks, peliknya . 114 00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,755 Mungkin dia ada kembali kot . 115 00:29:11,463 --> 00:29:12,725 Jangan sentuh apa² . 116 00:29:22,574 --> 00:29:25,975 Bapak hang le tu . Nak emak masakkan untuk dia la kot . 117 00:29:29,915 --> 00:29:32,577 Hmmm rasa² dia nak tambah itik tak ? 118 00:29:55,107 --> 00:29:56,096 Semayang ! 119 00:35:30,775 --> 00:35:34,802 Ada panggilan dari pendenar tadi katanya ada anjing besar .. 120 00:35:34,846 --> 00:35:36,814 .. tergantung kat hiway . 121 00:35:36,848 --> 00:35:41,308 Mungkin anjing tu tengah tanned badan kot, haha . 122 00:35:41,352 --> 00:35:44,719 Jadi kalau ada pemandu yang terserempak dengan dia, Hon la dia ek . 123 00:35:44,756 --> 00:35:47,919 Pesan ka anjing tu, sini bukan tepi pantai . 124 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:51,224 Pape hal pun, kalau boleh cuba elakkan . 125 00:35:51,262 --> 00:35:54,561 Berhati² la eh, kot dia gigit plak nanti . Don't do anything stupid. 126 00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:58,228 http://i1chocolat.blogspot.com 127 00:35:58,269 --> 00:36:01,397 Terowong yang menghala ke Muzium Istana .. 128 00:36:01,439 --> 00:36:08,038 .. macam ada benda tercampak dari belakang lori . 129 00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:10,639 So Encik Pemandu Lori, Ape ke hey nyer dengan hang ni ha ? 130 00:36:10,682 --> 00:36:15,847 Tak sedar ker ? Azamcam kalau benda tu terlanggar kereta lain ? 131 00:36:15,887 --> 00:36:18,822 Dalam hal yang lain, di Jalan Jen-Ai .. 132 00:36:18,857 --> 00:36:23,658 .. ada pemanggil beritahu ada driver double park . 133 00:36:23,695 --> 00:36:27,324 Pihak polis sudah menghantar trak penunda . 134 00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:30,329 Oh! 135 00:36:30,368 --> 00:36:33,030 Ingat tak saya ada cakap, kat Woo-Ku interchange .. 136 00:36:33,071 --> 00:36:37,269 .. pasal anjing yang tengah tanned badan tu ? 137 00:36:37,308 --> 00:36:40,766 Seorang pemanggil, Encik Huang, baru sahaja menelefon . 138 00:36:41,479 --> 00:36:44,539 Mungkin pendengar yang tidak bersama kita tadi .. 139 00:36:44,582 --> 00:36:47,483 .. tak sempat nak elak anjing malang tu . 140 00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:50,317 Anyway, Encik Huang melaporkan .. 141 00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:52,914 Erm .... 142 00:36:52,957 --> 00:36:56,290 Dan sekarang, pesanankeselamatan kepada semua pengguna .. 143 00:49:56,674 --> 00:49:59,108 Ni makan malam ke supper ? 144 00:49:59,143 --> 00:50:00,440 Awak nak makan ke idak ? 145 00:50:56,934 --> 00:50:59,528 La skang makan malam dah jadi tengah malam eh ? 146 00:51:02,573 --> 00:51:03,631 Apa kena dengan awak ? 147 00:51:04,508 --> 00:51:06,442 CSalah ker kita ikut masa ayah awak ? 148 00:51:29,967 --> 00:51:31,457 Jangan membazir . 149 00:55:47,791 --> 00:55:50,521 Awak datang untuk ziarah saya ker ? 150 00:55:57,034 --> 00:55:59,832 Aku sangat merinduimu (uhuk .. uhuh ) . 151 00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:12,912 Abang rndu pada aaaayang tak ? 152 01:03:00,653 --> 01:03:07,786 Giler ah ! Mana mungkin ! 153 01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:11,763 Apa maksud ko haa ?? Tapok dahi nak ? 154 01:03:11,797 --> 01:03:17,099 Peduli apa aku ! Sukati nenek atok uncle aku la apa aku nak buat pun . 155 01:03:17,136 --> 01:03:28,775 Gi mampus ! 156 01:03:28,814 --> 01:03:34,810 Ni dah lebih dah ni, aci kerat jari pun aku tak kan setuju . 157 01:03:36,822 --> 01:03:40,622 Aku takkan ingatkan ko lagi . 158 01:04:39,151 --> 01:04:43,281 Perhatian kepada semua . Sebentar tadi telah berlaku kemalangan . 159 01:04:43,322 --> 01:04:47,452 kami meminta jasa baik penumpang supaya turun dari gerabak ketapi . 160 01:04:47,493 --> 01:04:50,519 Maaf coz susahkan anda semua . 161 01:09:58,470 --> 01:09:59,960 Black-out ke skang ? 162 01:11:04,036 --> 01:11:05,298 Apa yang ko nak buat ? 163 01:11:08,474 --> 01:11:09,873 Dia takut pada cahaya matahari . 164 01:11:10,742 --> 01:11:12,676 Kalau cerah sangat kang dia takkan kembali . 165 01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:20,315 Mati la ikan kalau takde power supply . 166 01:11:24,089 --> 01:11:25,488 Ke tepi ! 167 01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,590 Aku suruh ko ke tepi . 168 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:42,000 - Jangan la nak merapu . - Ape kemende yang ko buat tuh ? 169 01:11:43,809 --> 01:11:45,674 Biarkan aku sendirian . 170 01:11:50,516 --> 01:11:52,916 - Apa yang awak buat ? - Turun ! 171 01:11:54,219 --> 01:11:55,413 Turun ! 172 01:11:56,188 --> 01:11:57,678 Apa yang awak buat ? 173 01:12:05,130 --> 01:12:06,961 Tolong hentikan, boleh tak ? 174 01:12:07,633 --> 01:12:11,000 Dah cakap tadi, dia takut pada cahaya matahari . 175 01:12:11,036 --> 01:12:12,128 Faham tak ? 176 01:12:13,472 --> 01:12:14,962 Ko ni dah jadi sewel mereng la wey. 177 01:12:31,557 --> 01:12:34,185 Apa masalah dengan yu ni aaa ? 178 01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:36,990 - Apa yang awak buat ? - Hentikannya sekarang juga ! 179 01:12:43,702 --> 01:12:46,068 Boleh tak biarkan dia kembali dengan perasaan tenang ? 180 01:12:47,339 --> 01:12:51,002 Sukati la ku buat pada rumah aku sendiri ! 181 01:12:56,848 --> 01:12:59,009 Biarkan aku sendirian . 182 01:13:03,121 --> 01:13:04,315 Stop kan kerja takde pekdah ni semua . 183 01:13:05,557 --> 01:13:06,615 Berambus ! 184 01:13:10,629 --> 01:13:12,620 Dengar tak ! 185 01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:15,627 Pekak ker ?? 186 01:13:16,735 --> 01:13:17,793 Get aut !!! 187 01:13:19,404 --> 01:13:21,497 Boleh tak mak setop buat ni semua ? 188 01:13:22,407 --> 01:13:25,137 Ayah ko nak balik ke rumah, berani ko tak benarkan dia ?? 189 01:13:25,177 --> 01:13:26,610 Apa yang ko fikir ni ha ?? 190 01:13:27,312 --> 01:13:28,802 Berambus dari sini dengan kadar segera macam bullet train kat Japan ! 191 01:13:40,325 --> 01:13:43,658 Ok, sukati mak la nak buat macam mana pun . 192 01:13:45,330 --> 01:13:46,661 berambus dari pandangan mataku . 193 01:15:17,789 --> 01:15:19,381 Awak mencari sesuatu ? 194 01:20:56,828 --> 01:20:57,920 Fuh Fuh panas nih . 195 01:21:28,993 --> 01:21:30,051 Maafkan saya .. 196 01:21:30,995 --> 01:21:32,053 Terima kasih . 197 01:21:33,531 --> 01:21:34,657 Small the matter sahaja . 198 01:21:47,679 --> 01:21:49,044 Awak datang dari mana ? 199 01:21:55,754 --> 01:21:56,846 Taiwan. 200 01:21:56,888 --> 01:22:00,984 Oh, Taiwan. Saya pernah bercuti di sana . Not bad ! 201 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:04,155 Especially makanan dia la . 202 01:22:04,195 --> 01:22:06,288 - Awak pula ? - Saya dari Hong Kong. 203 01:22:06,831 --> 01:22:08,264 Pelancong juga ker ? 204 01:22:09,434 --> 01:22:10,731 Boleh kata macam tu juga la . 205 01:22:20,145 --> 01:22:22,875 Awak rasa semakin okay ? 206 01:22:23,448 --> 01:22:24,847 Awak dah okay sket ker ? 207 01:22:24,883 --> 01:22:26,714 Saya okay, tapi saya dah minum terlalu banyak kopi . 208 01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:30,784 - Awak penggila kopi ker ? - Setiap hari la kiranya saya minum kopi . 209 01:22:30,822 --> 01:22:33,814 Sama la, tapi kalauminum banyak sangat nanti saya pening . 210 01:22:34,726 --> 01:22:37,160 Tapi kalau dah namanya Paris, meamng takle nak buat apa dah la . 211 01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:54,004 Awak menginap kat area kat² sini ker ? 212 01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:58,337 A'ah . 213 01:23:02,387 --> 01:23:06,790 Saya pun . Saya stay kat Louvre . 214 01:23:07,959 --> 01:23:09,449 Saya kat precinct 3 . 215 01:23:10,595 --> 01:23:13,325 Hurm, takde la dekat sangat . 216 01:23:13,364 --> 01:23:14,956 Berhampiran "Bonne Nouvelle." 217 01:23:17,035 --> 01:23:18,525 Berderet kedai baju kat sana . 218 01:23:18,570 --> 01:23:22,006 Siyes ? Nanti saya kaan ke sana . 219 01:48:18,535 --> 01:48:21,834 Buat ayahku dan ayah kepada Lee Kang-Sheng . 220 01:48:21,871 --> 01:48:27,935 Tsai Ming-Liang. 221 01:48:30,935 --> 01:50:00,000 Please visit http://i1chocolat.blogspot.com & http://subscene.com/members/i1chocolat.aspx .