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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.69,0:00:04.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(scratching)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.80,0:00:10.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.20,0:00:10.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.03,0:00:12.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.59,0:00:12.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.27,0:00:15.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Calvin!\N-¿Sí, qué? ¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.41,0:00:14.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Calvin!! Yeah, what? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.35,0:00:15.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.03,0:00:19.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué?\N-Lo siento, nene. ¿Te desperté?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.52,0:00:18.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Did I wake you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.91,0:00:22.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You could've woke the dead, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:23.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podrías haber despertado a los muertos, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.89,0:00:24.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you hear that scratching?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.20,0:00:24.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Oyes esos arañazos?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.73,0:00:26.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(scratching) What? That?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.80,0:00:26.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué? ¿Eso?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.76,0:00:29.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh! Don't talk!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.79,0:00:28.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡No hables!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.03,0:00:32.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(scratching) That.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.23,0:00:31.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.24,0:00:34.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. M-Maybe it's a spider or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.44,0:00:35.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo sé. Tal vez sea una araña o algo así.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.84,0:00:37.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Spiders don't make noise.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.63,0:00:38.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Las arañas no hacen ruido.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.99,0:00:43.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, well, it sounds like\Nit's coming from the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.49,0:00:43.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está bien... parece que viene de la cocina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.09,0:00:45.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got to be Malcolm and Marty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.21,0:00:45.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tienen que ser Malcolm y Marty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.49,0:00:47.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿A las 5:00 de la mañana?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.56,0:00:47.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,At 5:00 in the morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.23,0:00:51.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Con toda esa hierba legal\Npor ahí? Absolutamente.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.29,0:00:51.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,With all that legal weed out there? Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.68,0:00:55.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, Calvin. It-it\Nsounds like it could be an animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.78,0:00:54.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo sé, Calvin. Parece\Nque podría ser un animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.67,0:00:56.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Podrías ir a mirar?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:56.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you just go look?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.14,0:00:57.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I'll look when I get up, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.25,0:00:59.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Miraré cuando me levante, ¿sí?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.90,0:00:59.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, baby, I don't... All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.74,0:01:01.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(whimpers)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.41,0:01:03.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunts) (sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.24,0:01:04.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(scratching)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.94,0:01:05.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.34,0:01:07.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.65,0:01:07.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nene, por favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.13,0:01:09.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby, please. I cannot sleep with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.77,0:01:09.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedo dormir con eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.31,0:01:10.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sólo ve a mirar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.78,0:01:12.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just-just go check it out. (Sighs)\N-Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.32,0:01:13.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.92,0:01:14.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.07,0:01:18.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero de una vez me lavo los\Ndientes, normalmente es lo que hago.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.70,0:01:18.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But once I brush my\Nteeth, that's usually it for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.71,0:01:20.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(grumbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.05,0:01:22.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta aquí la igualdad de género.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:23.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So much for gender equality.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.69,0:01:26.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gracias, nene.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.84,0:01:25.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.98,0:01:27.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Calvin:] Whoa! (Crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.69,0:01:28.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Vaya!\N-¡¿Qué?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.28,0:01:28.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.42,0:01:30.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Sal! ¡Sal de aquí!\N-¿Qué, qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.81,0:01:30.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out! Get out of here! What, what, what, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.23,0:01:31.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Sal de aquí!\N-¿Qué...?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.61,0:01:31.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here! What, what? (Glass shattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.50,0:01:34.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Elegiste la casa equivocada esta noche.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.88,0:01:33.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you picked the wrong house tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.75,0:01:34.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Babe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.68,0:01:35.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Babe, you good?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.09,0:01:38.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nene, ¿estás bien?\N-¡Devuélveme la pantufla!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.95,0:01:38.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(crashing) Give me back my slipper!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.03,0:01:39.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿La pantufla? Está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.26,0:01:39.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Slipper? Oh. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.66,0:01:41.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it sounds like you got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.94,0:01:42.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece que lo tienes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.84,0:01:45.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.25,0:01:47.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Welcome to the block,\Nwelcome to the neighborhood ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.53,0:01:49.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.90,0:01:52.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.36,0:01:55.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dios mío.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.14,0:01:56.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What was it?\N-I don't know, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:56.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué era?\N-No lo sé, cariño.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.31,0:02:01.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Either it was a large raccoon or a small panda.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.84,0:02:00.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,O era un mapache grande o un panda pequeño.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.13,0:02:04.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, did you have to make this big a mess?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.88,0:02:04.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, ¿tuviste que hacer este desastre?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.25,0:02:06.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't do it. That thing did.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.78,0:02:07.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo no lo hice. Lo hizo esa cosa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.75,0:02:09.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, babe, when I came in\Nhere, that's when he saw me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.34,0:02:09.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nena, cuando entré aquí,\Nfue entonces cuando me vio.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.15,0:02:10.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we squared off, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.74,0:02:11.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y luego nos cuadramos, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.59,0:02:12.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, he had eyes as red as the devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.12,0:02:13.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenía los ojos tan rojos como el diablo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.92,0:02:16.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So then, so then I hit him with\Nthe two-piece. Hey, hey. Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.41,0:02:17.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entonces, le pegué con las dos piezas...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:18.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. So then, but he's like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.18,0:02:19.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero él se puso,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.33,0:02:20.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, what's up? What's up with that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.07,0:02:20.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa con eso?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.06,0:02:22.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I was like, "Oh!" So then,\Nso then he came at me, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.65,0:02:23.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por lo que entonces, él vino hacia mí, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.73,0:02:25.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So then I grabbed him, I was like,\Nugh, and I put him in a full nelson.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.35,0:02:26.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entonces lo agarré, como... y le hice una llave.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.64,0:02:28.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was choking him, he's like,\N"Aah!" And I was choking him. But then,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.06,0:02:27.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y lo estaba estrangulando y él...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.59,0:02:30.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y lo estaba asfixiando. Pero\Nentonces, luego me dio vuelta.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.24,0:02:29.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but then he flipped me back over.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.94,0:02:32.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So then he started choking\Nme, and I was like, "Get off me."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.53,0:02:32.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Empezó a asfixiarme, y yo decía, "suéltame".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.07,0:02:34.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But his hands was too small\Nto go around my whole neck
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.74,0:02:35.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero sus manos eran muy\Npequeñas para rodear mi cuello,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.64,0:02:37.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so he couldn't get around my whole neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.32,0:02:37.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que no pudo rodear todo mi cuello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.25,0:02:38.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So then I hit him with the Ice Cube,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.82,0:02:40.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Le golpeé con el cubo de hielo\Ny dije, "¿tenemos un problema?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.61,0:02:41.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, "Yo, we got a\Nproblem here?" Right? So then,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.50,0:02:43.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿No? Entonces vino corriendo hacia mí.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.38,0:02:42.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,then he came running at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.75,0:02:44.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I grabbed him, I flipped him around here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.05,0:02:44.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo agarré, lo giré por aquí
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.35,0:02:46.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I field-goaled him out the front door.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.67,0:02:47.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y metí un gol por la puerta principal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.49,0:02:48.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Whew!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.13,0:02:53.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.75,0:02:54.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Dios mío!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.35,0:02:57.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's footprints in my lasagna!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.02,0:02:57.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Hay huellas en mi lasaña!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.06,0:02:59.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what does the pest control guy say?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.62,0:02:59.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué dice el tipo de control de plagas?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.66,0:03:01.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, nothing, babe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.92,0:03:01.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nada, nena.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.06,0:03:03.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still hearing the hold music,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.22,0:03:03.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Aún estoy escuchando la música de espera,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.00,0:03:06.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but I ain't mad because\Nthey playing the Whispers.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.08,0:03:07.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero no estoy enojado\Nporque pusieron los Whispers.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.78,0:03:10.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.15,0:03:10.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.82,0:03:12.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you call another company?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.16,0:03:13.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Puedes llamar a otra compañía?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.60,0:03:15.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Babe, I'm a half hour invested on this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.02,0:03:15.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nena, he invertido media hora en esto.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.27,0:03:17.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If you can't get a pest control guy on the phone,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.44,0:03:18.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si no puedes comunicarte con\Ncontrol de plagas por teléfono,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.88,0:03:20.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm calling a Realtor, and if\Nhe answers first, we're moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.14,0:03:21.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,voy a llamar a un agente inmobiliario\Ny si contesta primero, nos mudamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.98,0:03:22.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(stammering) Wait, hold on. I'm not doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.43,0:03:22.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Espera.\N-No, lo haré.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.58,0:03:24.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa-whoa-whoa, bab-baby... I'm not doing...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.97,0:03:24.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Espera, nena...\N-No voy...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.12,0:03:25.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Representative.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.68,0:03:25.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Representante.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.28,0:03:29.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Representative. Representative.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.79,0:03:29.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Representante. Representante.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.82,0:03:30.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Agent.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.93,0:03:31.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Agente.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.92,0:03:33.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Operator.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.80,0:03:33.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Operador.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.43,0:03:36.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Person.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.94,0:03:35.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Persona.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.08,0:03:37.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, English.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.25,0:03:37.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí. Inglés.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.70,0:03:39.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Or Spanish? Nosotros!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.71,0:03:40.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿O español? ¡Nosotros!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.47,0:03:46.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't mean to be pest-imistic,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.62,0:03:46.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No pretendo ser plaga-mista,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.00,0:03:47.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.04,0:03:47.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.24,0:03:48.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,it was definitely a raccoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.40,0:03:49.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,definitivamente era un mapache.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.71,0:03:52.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So we're going to put down like 16 bear traps?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.09,0:03:52.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y vamos a colocar como 16 trampas para osos?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.14,0:03:54.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We could, if you sign a waiver saying
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.23,0:03:54.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podríamos, si firma una renuncia diciendo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.38,0:03:57.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we're not responsible for\Nanybody losing a leg or a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.52,0:03:57.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que no somos responsables de\Nque nadie pierda una pierna o un niño.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.72,0:04:01.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we don't have a child, so where do we sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.85,0:04:01.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No tenemos un niño, así que ¿dónde firmamos?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.44,0:04:02.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Tina, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.65,0:04:04.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tina, ¿qué haces? ¿Estás\Ntirando toda esta comida?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.80,0:04:04.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just throwing all this food away?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.35,0:04:06.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not eating raccoon-touched food.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.53,0:04:06.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No voy a comer comida tocada por mapaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.69,0:04:09.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever seen a raccoon wash his hands?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.81,0:04:09.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Alguna vez viste a un mapache lavarse las manos?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.58,0:04:10.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They actually do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.64,0:04:12.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En realidad lo hacen. Hay un\Ngran video en YouTube que...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.93,0:04:12.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's this great video on YouTube where...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.36,0:04:14.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh, yeah, I seen that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.55,0:04:13.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, lo vi.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.96,0:04:18.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parecen gente pequeña. Como...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.03,0:04:19.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause they look like little\Npeople. They like... (humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.02,0:04:21.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(both laugh) You mind if I check inside?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.17,0:04:22.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Te importa si reviso dentro?\N-Sí, sí, adelante.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.14,0:04:23.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.\N-Uh, look at all this food you're wasting.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.38,0:04:25.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira toda esta comida que\Nestás desperdiciando. Tina,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.74,0:04:24.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Tina,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.94,0:04:28.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I recently started composting.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.06,0:04:28.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,hace poco comencé a hacer compost.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.08,0:04:29.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.11,0:04:29.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.28,0:04:30.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,For a man with a job,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.60,0:04:32.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Para ser un hombre con\Ntrabajo, pasas mucho tiempo
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.75,0:04:34.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you spend a lot of time digging in my garbage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.19,0:04:34.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,escarbando en mi basura.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.56,0:04:38.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tina, did you get my text?\N-Probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.10,0:04:37.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tina, ¿recibiste mi mensaje?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.27,0:04:38.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Probablemente.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.87,0:04:40.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Child, I didn't look. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.38,0:04:41.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Chica, no miré. ¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.56,0:04:42.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.68,0:04:45.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El colegio fue cancelado hoy debido\Na los incendios en las montañas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.86,0:04:45.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,School's canceled today 'cause\Nof the fires up in the mountains.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.63,0:04:48.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La calidad del aire no es segura para los niños.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.80,0:04:47.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Air quality is unsafe for the kids. Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.81,0:04:49.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That never happened in Hickory Corners.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.08,0:04:50.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eso nunca sucedió en Hickory Corners.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.94,0:04:54.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We had closures for blizzards, tornadoes, frogs.\N-Frogs?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.30,0:04:53.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Teníamos cierres por ventiscas, tornados, ranas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.05,0:04:54.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Ranas?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.17,0:04:58.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,After the tornadoes, it\Nwould actually rain frogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.55,0:04:57.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Luego de los tornados, llovían ranas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.66,0:05:04.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Gemma, where are you from? The Book of Leviticus?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.21,0:05:03.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gemma, ¿de dónde eres? ¿Del Libro de Levítico?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.37,0:05:07.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We had really nice Octobers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.40,0:05:07.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Teníamos muy buenos octubres.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.24,0:05:09.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know today was the day you were going to post
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.70,0:05:10.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sé que hoy era el día que ibas a publicar
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.59,0:05:12.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the casting decisions for\Nthe spring musical, but you'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.05,0:05:13.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,la decisión del casting para\Nel musical de primavera, pero...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.83,0:05:17.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, a raccoon did all of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.21,0:05:16.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Un mapache hizo todo esto?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.11,0:05:18.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin helped.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.41,0:05:19.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin ayudó.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.46,0:05:19.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.28,0:05:23.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece que su punto de entrada es tu chimenea.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.87,0:05:21.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[PEST CONTROL GUY:]\NOkay, it's looking like
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.63,0:05:23.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,your point of entry is your chimney.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.61,0:05:26.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podemos poner una tapa de\Nmalla arriba para inhibir el acceso.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.70,0:05:26.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We can put a mesh cap\Nat the top to inhibit access.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.07,0:05:31.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, let's put two in for\Nsafety--and electrify it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.82,0:05:31.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pongamos dos por seguridad... y electrifícala.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.83,0:05:35.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So this mesh thing is gonna stop the raccoons?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.34,0:05:35.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Así que esta malla detendrá a los mapaches?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.28,0:05:37.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And Santa Claus. (Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.55,0:05:37.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y a Santa Claus.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.75,0:05:41.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause, you see, 'cause...\Nthe chimney is where...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.46,0:05:41.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podemos poner una tapa de\Nmalla arriba para inhibir el acceso.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.48,0:05:43.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Por ahí es por donde baja Santa.\N-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.59,0:05:43.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that's where Santa comes down. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.46,0:05:46.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hilarious. I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.58,0:05:47.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gracioso. Lo entiendo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.93,0:05:48.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Truth is, if they want in,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.03,0:05:49.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La verdad es que si quieren entrar,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.99,0:05:50.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,they're gonna find another access point.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.09,0:05:50.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,van a encontrar otro punto de acceso.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.83,0:05:52.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo mejor que puede hacer es averiguar qué es
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.93,0:05:54.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Best thing to do is to figure out\Nwhat's attracting them in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.67,0:05:54.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,lo que les atrae en primer lugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.10,0:05:58.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Some new food source\Naround-- Fruit trees, dumpsters?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.16,0:05:56.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguna nueva fuente de alimento por aquí...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.06,0:05:59.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿arboles frutales, contenedores de basura?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.01,0:06:02.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.29,0:06:01.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Dave!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.63,0:06:07.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.78,0:06:07.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dave?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.51,0:06:09.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Sabes lo que está haciendo tu compost?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.65,0:06:09.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what your compost is doing? Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.51,0:06:12.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I have been waiting for you to ask me that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.81,0:06:12.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estuve esperando que me preguntes eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.34,0:06:14.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy devolviendo residuos orgánicos al suelo
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.97,0:06:16.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm returning organic waste to the\Nsoil instead of letting it rot in landfills.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.41,0:06:16.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,en lugar de dejar que se pudra en los vertederos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.39,0:06:19.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, guess what. It's attracting raccoons.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.66,0:06:17.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Adivina qué.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.74,0:06:19.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está atrayendo mapaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.09,0:06:23.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw. You know, composting\Nbrings all the creatures together.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.70,0:06:24.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh... El compostaje une a todas las criaturas.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.86,0:06:27.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Not "Aw." One of them broke into my house,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.54,0:06:27.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nada de "Ahh". Uno de ellos entró en mi casa
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.70,0:06:29.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and now I don't have a left slipper.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.76,0:06:29.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y ahora no tengo pantufla izquierda.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.94,0:06:33.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué se supone que voy a hacer con una pantufla?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.94,0:06:32.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I supposed to do with one slipper?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.07,0:06:34.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Hello, Mr. Raccoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.00,0:06:34.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, señor Mapache.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.44,0:06:36.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Come get your other slipper!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.45,0:06:36.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Ven por tu otra pantufla!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.44,0:06:41.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mama, where's all the food?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.48,0:06:41.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamá, ¿dónde está toda la comida?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.25,0:06:43.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not keeping any food in this house
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.73,0:06:43.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No guardaré comida en esta casa
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.22,0:06:45.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,after some rodent trampled all over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.60,0:06:45.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,luego de que un roedor la\Npisoteara por todas partes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.45,0:06:49.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, actually, uh, raccoons are\Nnot Rodentia, they are Carnivora.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.76,0:06:49.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En realidad, los mapaches no son roedores,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.06,0:06:50.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,son carnívoros.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.89,0:06:53.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is kind of a misnomer\Nbecause they're omnivorous, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.32,0:06:54.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo cual es un nombre inapropiado\Nporque son omnívoros, así que...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.56,0:06:55.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckling)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.19,0:06:58.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, Marty. Read the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.45,0:06:58.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Marty. Mira a tu alrededor.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.28,0:07:02.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, so are you saying\Nthere is no food in this house?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.31,0:07:03.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dices que no hay comida en esta casa?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.75,0:07:04.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like you'll have to eat at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.13,0:07:05.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece que tendrás que comer en casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.87,0:07:08.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But we don't have food at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.24,0:07:07.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero no tenemos comida en casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.76,0:07:12.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, we knew this day would come.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.03,0:07:12.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sabíamos que este día llegaría.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.16,0:07:16.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you'll be ready for it, but you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.53,0:07:16.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Crees que estarás preparado\Npara ello, pero no lo estás.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.57,0:07:19.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, look, we're all\Ngoing to need food, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.87,0:07:19.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira, todos necesitaremos comida, ¿sí?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.45,0:07:21.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you guys go pick up some takeout?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.77,0:07:21.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué no van a buscar comida para llevar?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.52,0:07:22.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay. MALCOLM: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.76,0:07:23.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bien.\N-Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.79,0:07:25.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Got you, Mama. Whatever you want. Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.19,0:07:25.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te cubro, mamá. Lo que quieras.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.39,0:07:28.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Credit card?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.41,0:07:27.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Tarjeta de crédito?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.71,0:07:33.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's our treat.\N-Yeah, I'm sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.33,0:07:32.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Con nuestro dinero.\N-Sí...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.18,0:07:35.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.99,0:07:35.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Oye.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.40,0:07:38.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,About those auditions for the spring musical.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.76,0:07:38.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sobre esas audiciones\Npara el musical de primavera.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.50,0:07:41.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know that seventh grader Cooper Brockwell?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.78,0:07:41.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Conoces a ese estudiante\Nde séptimo, Cooper Brockwell?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.14,0:07:43.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You were probably wondering\Nif he's the same Brockwell
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.33,0:07:43.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quizás te estabas preguntando\Nsi es el mismo Brockwell
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.44,0:07:46.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,as in the school's Brockwell\NPerforming Arts Center.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.62,0:07:46.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que el del Centro de Artes\NEscénicas Brockwell del colegio.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.35,0:07:49.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't wondering.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.45,0:07:48.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No me lo preguntaba.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.40,0:07:51.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.52,0:07:51.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.68,0:07:53.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.86,0:07:54.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque lo es.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.69,0:07:55.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, so wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.54,0:07:56.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entonces, espera un minuto.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.54,0:07:58.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you saying that I have\Nto cast this Brockwell kid
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.47,0:07:59.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Estás diciendo que tengo\Nque elegir a este chico Brockwell
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.99,0:08:00.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because his parents paid for the theater?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.13,0:08:01.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque sus padres pagaron el teatro?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.86,0:08:02.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandparents.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.19,0:08:02.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Los abuelos.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.16,0:08:05.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,His parents paid for the library.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.46,0:08:04.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sus padres pagaron la biblioteca.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.08,0:08:08.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And no, of course I'm not saying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.37,0:08:08.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y no, por supuesto que no estoy diciendo eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.10,0:08:10.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You should cast whoever's the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.25,0:08:10.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deberías elegir a quien sea mejor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.10,0:08:12.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.42,0:08:11.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Genial.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.39,0:08:15.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Was Cooper the best?_\N-Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.59,0:08:15.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cooper fue el mejor?\N-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.19,0:08:18.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me alegro de que no sientas\Nninguna presión para elegirlo
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.27,0:08:17.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just glad you don't feel\Nany pressure to cast him
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.84,0:08:19.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,just because, without his grandfather,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.12,0:08:19.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,solo porque, sin su abuelo,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.51,0:08:23.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,there wouldn't be a musical at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.73,0:08:22.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no habría un musical en absoluto.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.30,0:08:25.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, now I'm feeling a little pressure.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.97,0:08:26.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahora siento un poco de presión.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.85,0:08:28.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't, don't, don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.17,0:08:28.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.97,0:08:30.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a nice theater, though, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.39,0:08:31.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Aunque, es un buen teatro, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.82,0:08:32.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.39,0:08:33.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dios mío.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.62,0:08:36.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans) It's always just one\Nthing after another with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.26,0:08:37.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Siempre es una cosa tras otra contigo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.96,0:08:39.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember when you installed those solar panels?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.17,0:08:39.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Recuerdas cuando\Ninstalaste esos paneles solares?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.20,0:08:40.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I reduced my carbon footprint
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.24,0:08:43.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, reduje mi huella de carbono\Ny reduje mi factura a la mitad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.90,0:08:42.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I cut my utility bill in half.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.90,0:08:45.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong. You caused a blackout,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.03,0:08:45.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te equivocas. Provocaste un apagón
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.14,0:08:47.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I had to stop a mob from beating your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.34,0:08:48.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y tuve que evitar que una\Nturba te pateara el trasero.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.41,0:08:50.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And what about when you\Nstarted collecting rainwater?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.52,0:08:50.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y cuándo empezaste a recolectar agua de lluvia?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.54,0:08:51.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We were in a drought.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.80,0:08:53.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estábamos en una sequía.\NReduje mi consumo de agua.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.78,0:08:53.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I decreased my water consumption.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.51,0:08:56.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And this neighborhood was\Nswarming with mosquitoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.80,0:08:56.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y este barrio estuvo plagado de mosquitos.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.25,0:08:58.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The kid down the street got bit in his eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.45,0:08:58.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A un chico de la calle le picó en el ojo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.40,0:09:00.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tuve que evitar que su\Npadre te pateara el trasero.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.95,0:09:00.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to stop his daddy from beating your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.84,0:09:03.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Para ser justos,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.89,0:09:02.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Well, to be fair,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.75,0:09:06.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that was the same guy from the blackout, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.24,0:09:06.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,fue el mismo tipo del apagón y...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.03,0:09:07.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he has anger issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.31,0:09:09.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,creo que tiene problemas de ira.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.53,0:09:10.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\N♫ (Alarms blaring)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.54,0:09:13.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira, es una de esas alertas de emergencia.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.63,0:09:12.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, look, it's one of those emergency alerts.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.86,0:09:14.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It says that there's a...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.01,0:09:14.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dice que hay...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.27,0:09:16.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,mountain lion loose in the neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.33,0:09:16.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,un puma suelto en el barrio.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.40,0:09:18.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second. You guys got an alert?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.77,0:09:18.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Esperen. ¿Recibieron una alerta?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.67,0:09:19.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get an alert.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.85,0:09:21.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo no recibí ninguna alerta.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.80,0:09:21.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(alarm blaring)\N♫
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.54,0:09:24.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's telling us to shelter in place.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.83,0:09:24.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nos dice que nos refugiemos en el lugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.83,0:09:26.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You all are getting this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.93,0:09:26.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Todos lo están recibiendo?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.35,0:09:30.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's only my phone that doesn't care about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.52,0:09:29.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Solo mi teléfono no se preocupa por mí?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.91,0:09:32.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Permanezca dentro hasta que Control de Animales
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.17,0:09:34.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Remain indoors until Animal\NControl can find and sedate the lion.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.67,0:09:34.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,encuentre y sede al puma.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.89,0:09:36.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha! You ain't got to tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.97,0:09:36.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No tienes que decírmelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.42,0:09:38.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, with Black people, you just need two words,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.72,0:09:39.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, con los negros, solo necesitas una palabra,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.52,0:09:41.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"mountain" and "lion,"\Nand we ain't going out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.00,0:09:42.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"puma", y no vamos a salir.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.54,0:09:49.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[REPORTER:] 100-year-old Bernice\NTruck has always had a dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.12,0:09:49.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bernice Truck, de 100\Naños, siempre tuvo un sueño.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.30,0:09:51.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a mountain lion\Nloose in the neighborhood,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.92,0:09:52.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hay un puma suelto en el barrio
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.93,0:09:53.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and all the local news wants to talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.24,0:09:54.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y todas las noticias locales quieren hablar
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.90,0:09:56.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,is a 100-year-old lady who's skydiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.12,0:09:56.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de una señora de 100 años\Nque practica paracaidismo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.44,0:09:59.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, at this point, what's she really risking?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.90,0:10:00.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En este punto, ¿qué está arriesgando?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.77,0:10:02.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby, don't say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.78,0:10:03.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cariño, no digas eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.58,0:10:06.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on. Grover's home.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.14,0:10:04.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Espera.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.32,0:10:06.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover está en casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.15,0:10:08.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Our son is in our house alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.48,0:10:08.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nuestro hijo está solo en nuestra casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.32,0:10:10.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No. What? You can't go out there, Gemma.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.71,0:10:11.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué? No puedes salir, Gemma.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.95,0:10:13.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a mountain lion. Are you crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.11,0:10:13.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hay un puma. ¿Estás loca?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.19,0:10:16.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,See? That's why they need those alerts.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.69,0:10:16.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Ves? Por eso necesitan esas alertas.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.74,0:10:18.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Gemma, look, let's not panic.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.95,0:10:19.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gemma, mira, no entremos en pánico.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.99,0:10:20.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, he's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.42,0:10:21.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está bien. Él está en casa.\NLas puertas están cerradas.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.33,0:10:21.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's in the house. The doors are shut.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.76,0:10:23.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover knows not to open the door for strangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.92,0:10:24.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover sabe que no debe\Nabrir la puerta a extraños.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.70,0:10:25.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What about mountain lions?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.34,0:10:25.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y el puma?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.33,0:10:27.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, Gemma,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.62,0:10:28.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gemma, si Grover no sabe\Nno abrirle la puerta a un puma,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.09,0:10:30.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,if Grover doesn't know not to open the door\Nfor a mountain lion, we have bigger problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.58,0:10:31.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tenemos problemas más grandes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.76,0:10:36.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover! Grover, can you hear me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.99,0:10:35.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover. Grover, ¿puedes oírme?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.76,0:10:38.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mom!.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.23,0:10:38.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, mamá.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.15,0:10:40.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a mountain lion on the loose.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.27,0:10:40.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hay un puma suelto.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.01,0:10:42.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I got an alert on my phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.29,0:10:43.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé. Recibí una alerta en mi teléfono.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.05,0:10:44.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You got to be kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.22,0:10:47.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bromeas. Mi teléfono quiere que muera.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.05,0:10:47.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah--my phone wants me dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.97,0:10:50.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover. Stay inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.99,0:10:51.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover. Quédate dentro.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.83,0:10:55.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't open the door for any person... or animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.15,0:10:55.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No le abras la puerta a\Nninguna persona... ni animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.41,0:10:57.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be over as soon as we can.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.63,0:10:57.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iremos tan pronto como podamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.40,0:11:00.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So, first I don't get to go\Nto school because of a fire,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.98,0:11:01.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Primero no puedo ir al\Ncolegio debido a un incendio
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.67,0:11:02.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and now I have to hang out in my house
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.22,0:11:03.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿y ahora tengo que pasar el\Nrato en casa, sin supervisión,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.67,0:11:05.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,without supervision for who knows how long?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.86,0:11:06.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,por quién sabe cuánto tiempo?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.18,0:11:10.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, sweetie.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.45,0:11:08.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé, cariño.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.09,0:11:12.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor little thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.59,0:11:13.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pobrecito.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.17,0:11:20.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If this is the "House of the\NDragon", then where's the dragon?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.85,0:11:20.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Si esta es la Casa del Dragón,\Nentonces, dónde está el dragón?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.02,0:11:24.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This is nothing but ladies taking baths.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.29,0:11:23.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Esto no es más que señoras bañándose.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.98,0:11:29.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom would definitely say this is not appropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.28,0:11:29.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamá definitivamente diría\Nque esto no es apropiado.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.72,0:11:34.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But Mom's not here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.87,0:11:33.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero mamá no está aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.25,0:11:37.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And we will also have the\NCarolina pulled pork sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.68,0:11:38.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y también queremos el bocadillo\Nde cerdo desmenuzado de Carolina.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.00,0:11:40.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, bread on the\Nside so it doesn't get soggy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.45,0:11:41.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, pan al lado para que no se moje.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.74,0:11:43.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, uh, bread on the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.09,0:11:43.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí... pan al lado.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.04,0:11:44.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Extra sauce, also on the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.31,0:11:45.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Salsa extra, también al lado.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.45,0:11:47.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Extra sauce, please. Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.46,0:11:47.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Salsa extra, por favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.15,0:11:49.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,On the side. On the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.53,0:11:49.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Al lado. Al lado.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.12,0:11:51.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't let it touch the bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.41,0:11:51.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No dejes que toque el pan.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.74,0:11:54.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And we will also have the full rack of ribs.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.10,0:11:54.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y también queremos el costillar completo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.32,0:11:57.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, is that more Memphis style or Texas style?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.89,0:11:58.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Eso es más estilo Memphis o estilo Texas?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.39,0:12:01.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They are pig style, Marty.\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.33,0:12:02.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Son estilo cerdo, Marty.\N-Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.53,0:12:06.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, ask if their coleslaw is more soupy or dry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.01,0:12:06.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pregunta si su ensalada\Nde col es más espesa o seca.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.98,0:12:10.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you hold on for one second, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.50,0:12:10.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Podría esperar un segundo, por favor?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.76,0:12:13.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I will not ask them that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.90,0:12:13.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no les preguntaré eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.42,0:12:15.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They about to spit in our food, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.07,0:12:17.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Están a punto de escupir\Nen nuestra comida, viejo.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.64,0:12:18.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You cannot be this high maintenance, Marty.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.02,0:12:18.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedes ser tan exigente, Marty.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.31,0:12:20.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You are not pretty enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.88,0:12:20.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No eres lo suficientemente apuesto.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.70,0:12:23.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't know how pretty I am.\N-Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.99,0:12:23.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No saben lo apuesto que soy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.05,0:12:24.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(♪- phone beeping) (groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.79,0:12:26.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, great, see, now that's Mama calling.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.16,0:12:27.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Genial, ahora llama mamá.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.92,0:12:28.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And she is worse than you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.03,0:12:28.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y ella es peor que tú.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.42,0:12:29.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I ain't got time for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.71,0:12:31.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No tengo tiempo para esto.\NVoy a terminar este pedido.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.66,0:12:31.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna just finish this order.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.03,0:12:33.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? Yes, that will be all, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.68,0:12:33.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Hola? Sí, eso será todo, por favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.36,0:12:36.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, ooh, ask if their lemon pie
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.92,0:12:36.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No... pregunta si su tarta de limón
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.13,0:12:40.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,has more whipped cream or meringue.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.34,0:12:39.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tiene más crema batida o merengue.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.22,0:12:42.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry. The call dropped.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.53,0:12:43.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento mucho. Se corto la llamada.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.40,0:12:44.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I just saw you hang up.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.10,0:12:44.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Acabo de ver que colgaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.31,0:12:47.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why it dropped.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.63,0:12:47.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por eso se cortó.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.89,0:12:52.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, please call me\Nback when you get this, Malcolm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.69,0:12:52.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien, por favor, llámame\Ncuando recibas esto, Malcolm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.08,0:12:55.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Calvin:] I mean, them\Nmountain lions is getting close.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.82,0:12:55.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El puma se está acercando.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.22,0:12:56.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, babe, that's the Johnsons' house.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.50,0:12:57.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira, cariño, esa es la casa de los Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.98,0:12:58.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.58,0:12:58.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\N-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.25,0:13:01.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, the Black Johnsons.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.59,0:13:01.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Los Johnson negros.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.51,0:13:04.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell because they leave their\NChristmas lights up all year long.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.17,0:13:03.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé porque tienen
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.57,0:13:05.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,las luces navideñas encendidas todo el año.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.73,0:13:08.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm. I kind of like it. It keeps me in the spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.47,0:13:08.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Como que me gusta. Me mantiene en el espíritu.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.63,0:13:13.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's March. There should\Nnot be a Santa on that roof.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.95,0:13:13.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es marzo. No debería haber\Nun Papá Noel en ese techo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.75,0:13:16.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody's getting hangry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.26,0:13:17.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguien tiene hambre.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.37,0:13:20.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, I don't know what the hell\Nthat means, but I am not in the mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.02,0:13:20.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, no sé qué diablos significa\Neso, pero no estoy de humor.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.31,0:13:23.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I am hungry and I'm angry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.61,0:13:23.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengo hambre y estoy enojado.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.02,0:13:26.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starving, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.61,0:13:27.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo también me muero de hambre.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.88,0:13:28.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.38,0:13:29.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Saben qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.82,0:13:30.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of those boxes you threw out were sealed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.22,0:13:31.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Algunas de esas cajas\Nque tiraste estaban selladas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.92,0:13:33.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting some Triscuits.\N-Ooh. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.37,0:13:34.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Voy por Triscuits.\N-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.62,0:13:35.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you see if there's anything sweet in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.12,0:13:36.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Te fijas si hay algo dulce, como...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.52,0:13:37.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a... Like a scone or an clair?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.43,0:13:38.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,un bollo o un éclair?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.89,0:13:40.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,David; I'm going to the trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.22,0:13:40.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, voy a la basura.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.23,0:13:42.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not popping by the bakery.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.46,0:13:43.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No voy a pasar por la panadería.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.88,0:13:52.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Algo tiró nuestros botes de basura.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.16,0:13:52.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Something knocked over our trash cans.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.54,0:13:57.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no. The raccoon is back.\N-Oh, no, this was way bigger than a raccoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.94,0:13:55.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No. El mapache ha vuelto.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.18,0:13:57.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No, esto era mucho más grande que un mapache.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.14,0:14:00.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God. It's the mountain lion.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.47,0:14:01.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dios. Es el puma.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.97,0:14:02.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we all die,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.35,0:14:03.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Antes de que todos muramos,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.42,0:14:04.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to make it clear that,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.04,0:14:05.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,solo quiero dejar claro que, Dave,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.95,0:14:07.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, this is all your fault!\N-That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.78,0:14:08.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡esto es culpa tuya!\N-Así es.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.93,0:14:11.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How so?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.38,0:14:11.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Eso por qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.05,0:14:12.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Because your composting
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.39,0:14:13.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque tu compostaje
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.91,0:14:15.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,attracted the raccoons, which made Tina
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.30,0:14:16.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,atrajo a los mapaches, lo que hizo que Tina
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.25,0:14:19.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,throw out our food, which drew the mountain lion
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.50,0:14:19.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tirara nuestra comida, que atrajo al puma
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.05,0:14:20.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,right to our front door. Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.59,0:14:21.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,justo a nuestra puerta.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.62,0:14:22.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I should've let that man beat your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.23,0:14:23.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Debí dejar que ese hombre te pateara el trasero.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.42,0:14:25.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You should've.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.28,0:14:25.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deberías haberlo hecho.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.24,0:14:26.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't leave our son alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.37,0:14:27.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedo dejar a nuestro hijo solo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.99,0:14:29.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care what's out there.\NI'm going to be with my son.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.39,0:14:29.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No me importa lo que hay\Nfuera. Voy a estar con mi hijo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.23,0:14:30.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, honey. Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.92,0:14:31.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cariño. Espera.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.83,0:14:32.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(helicopter blades whirring)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.27,0:14:35.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(man speaks indistinctly over speaker)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.10,0:14:45.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What were they saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.87,0:14:47.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué decían?\N-Sea lo que sea, se traduce a
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.31,0:14:47.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever it was, it translates to
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.31,0:14:51.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Get your butt back in the house, woman."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.87,0:14:51.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"vuelve a meter tu trasero en la casa, mujer".
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.30,0:14:53.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Grover's alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.87,0:14:54.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Grover está solo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.69,0:14:57.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He must be so scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.12,0:14:56.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Debe estar muy asustado.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.81,0:15:00.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.06,0:15:00.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.21,0:15:05.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let's find out why I'm\Nnot allowed to watch "Euphoria"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.54,0:15:02.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahora averigüemos
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.24,0:15:05.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,por qué no se me permite ver Euphoria.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.46,0:15:15.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.68,0:15:18.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What is with all the helicopters?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.47,0:15:18.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y todos esos helicópteros?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.11,0:15:19.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got to be a police chase.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.76,0:15:20.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene que ser una persecución policial.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.81,0:15:21.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope it's still on TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.71,0:15:23.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Espero que aún esté en la televisión.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.78,0:15:23.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.02,0:15:26.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope it's not us.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.46,0:15:26.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Espero que no seamos nosotros.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.61,0:15:30.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.86,0:15:32.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at all this trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.46,0:15:33.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira toda esta basura.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.23,0:15:36.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh. Somebody's gonna\Nhave to clean all this up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.42,0:15:36.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguien tendrá que limpiar todo esto.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.40,0:15:37.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Not it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.68,0:15:39.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo no.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.76,0:15:39.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.47,0:15:41.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you really going to be that juvenile?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.89,0:15:42.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿De verdad vas a ser tan infantil?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.40,0:15:42.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.74,0:15:43.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.16,0:15:46.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí.\N-¡No! ¡Malcolm!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.74,0:15:44.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.74,0:15:46.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Malcolm!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.32,0:15:48.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey. I got the food.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.98,0:15:48.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengo la comida.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.11,0:15:49.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.47,0:15:49.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Estás loco?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.61,0:15:51.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why didn't you answer the\Nphone when I called you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.87,0:15:51.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué no contestaste\Nel teléfono cuando te llamé?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.71,0:15:53.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a mountain lion loose out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.98,0:15:53.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hay un puma suelto por ahí.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.51,0:15:55.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Out where? I didn't get an alert.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.83,0:15:55.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dónde? No recibí ninguna alerta.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.32,0:15:59.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's not just me. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.90,0:15:58.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No soy solo yo. Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.83,0:16:01.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dónde está tu hermano?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.90,0:16:01.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's your brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.18,0:16:02.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está fuera limpiando la basura.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.26,0:16:02.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's out there cleaning up the garbage.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.59,0:16:04.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God. Calvin, go get my baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.83,0:16:04.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dios mío. Calvin, ve a buscar a mi bebé.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.46,0:16:06.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm on it.\N-I'll go with you, Pop.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.92,0:16:06.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Voy.\N-Iré contigo, papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.49,0:16:07.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, you won't. Uh-uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.72,0:16:10.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no lo harás. Podrías morir.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.96,0:16:10.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You could get killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.01,0:16:11.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.46,0:16:11.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iré yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.20,0:16:13.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, go ahead, Dave. Go, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.47,0:16:13.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, adelante, Dave.\N-Ve, ve.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.48,0:16:15.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.57,0:16:15.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Ve!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.65,0:16:17.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.23,0:16:17.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Papá!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.20,0:16:18.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't let me go out like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.38,0:16:19.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡No dejes que me vaya así!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.77,0:16:21.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.80,0:16:25.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nunca estuve en Japón. Nunca\Nhice rafting en aguas bravas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.93,0:16:25.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never been to Japan.\NI've never whitewater rafted.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.01,0:16:28.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's two or three more "Avatars" coming out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.16,0:16:28.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Van a salir dos o tres Avatares más.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.87,0:16:31.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, ¿qué haces con un puma?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.97,0:16:31.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what do you do with a mountain lion?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.02,0:16:33.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you're supposed to punch it in the nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.22,0:16:33.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que se supone que debes\Ndarle un puñetazo en la nariz.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.29,0:16:34.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a shark.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.78,0:16:35.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eso es un tiburón.\N-Está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.42,0:16:36.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dave:] Okay. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.94,0:16:38.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quédate muy quieto.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.36,0:16:39.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, stay perfectly still.\N-That's a T. Rex.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.49,0:16:40.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eso es un tiranosaurio Rex.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.83,0:16:41.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm hearing a lot of noes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.08,0:16:42.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy escuchando muchos no.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.60,0:16:43.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you throw out some ideas?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.12,0:16:44.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué no tiras algunas ideas?\N-Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.03,0:16:44.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.20,0:16:45.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Marty, what you got in the bag?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.37,0:16:45.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Marty, ¿qué tienes en la bolsa?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.96,0:16:49.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es un sándwich de cerdo desmenuzado de Carolina.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.97,0:16:48.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Carolina pulled pork sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.70,0:16:52.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Bread on the side, sauce on the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.07,0:16:51.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pan al lado, salsa al lado.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.02,0:16:54.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You are your mama's son.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.13,0:16:54.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eres igual que tu madre.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.08,0:16:56.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.28,0:16:56.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está bien, ¿sabes qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.14,0:16:58.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I got this. Okay? Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.67,0:16:59.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo me encargo. Vamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.95,0:17:02.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, everybody just stay still.\N (Growling) -Grrr.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.48,0:17:02.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Muy bien, todos quédense quietos.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.18,0:17:03.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, big cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.34,0:17:04.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gato grande.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.98,0:17:06.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there, Mr. Lion.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.51,0:17:06.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, señor Puma.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.95,0:17:09.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doing? You want some barbecue?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.99,0:17:10.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cómo estás? ¿Quieres un poco de barbacoa?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.46,0:17:10.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(roaring) Grrrr.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.52,0:17:13.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! (Groans)\NMama. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.58,0:17:14.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamá. Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.93,0:17:16.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,N-Nice smile. Nice smile. I like it. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.13,0:17:17.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonita sonrisa. Bonita sonrisa. Me gusta. Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.96,0:17:20.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. It's good barbecue.\NYummy, yummy, yummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.13,0:17:20.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es una buena barbacoa. Delicioso, delicioso.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.40,0:17:22.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay... You eat meat, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.98,0:17:23.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien... comes carne, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.70,0:17:26.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not one of those\Nvegan L.A. lions, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.41,0:17:26.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No eres uno de esos pumas\Nveganos de Los Ángeles, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.34,0:17:28.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Go! Get in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.69,0:17:28.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Ve! ¡Entra ahí!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.04,0:17:29.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We haven't tried this particular place,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.37,0:17:30.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No hemos probado este lugar en particular,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.78,0:17:32.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but it did get four stars on Yelp.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.10,0:17:32.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero tiene cuatro estrellas en Yelp.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.70,0:17:34.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mountain lion, not a food critic.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.91,0:17:36.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es un puma, no un crítico gastronómico.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.95,0:17:37.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.05,0:17:37.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.14,0:17:41.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Ve! ¡Cierra la puerta!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.77,0:17:41.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, go, go! Shut the door, go shut it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.69,0:17:43.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Go shut the door!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.79,0:17:43.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Cierra la puerta!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.06,0:17:44.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.53,0:17:46.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Whew.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.39,0:17:47.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Lo tenemos!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.03,0:17:47.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We got him!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.66,0:17:50.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't mess with the dynamic duo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.83,0:17:51.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No te metas con el dúo dinámico.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.83,0:17:52.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Duo?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.24,0:17:52.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dúo?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.27,0:17:54.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, I went face to face with a mountain lion.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.57,0:17:55.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, me enfrenté cara a cara con un puma.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.74,0:17:58.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All you did was shut the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.40,0:17:58.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todo lo que hiciste fue cerrar la puerta.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.29,0:18:00.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.96,0:18:00.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dios mío, papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.31,0:18:01.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You saved my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.85,0:18:02.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me salvaste la vida.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.78,0:18:06.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are my 'Blackman and Robin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.38,0:18:06.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ustedes son mis hombre negro y Robin.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.83,0:18:12.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If the TV news comes by, you got to say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.13,0:18:12.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si llegan las noticias de la\Ntelevisión, tienes que decir eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.94,0:18:16.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.06,0:18:15.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cuál soy yo?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.78,0:18:17.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.53,0:18:18.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---