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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.04,0:00:08.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es la primera Navidad que\Ntu papá pasa con nosotros.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.21,0:00:08.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's your dad's first Christmas with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.71,0:00:10.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué sientes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.71,0:00:10.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.05,0:00:11.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm just happy we get to spend Nochebuena
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.09,0:00:11.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me alegra que pasemos Nochebuena
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.38,0:00:12.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with both my parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.72,0:00:12.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,con mi mamá y mi papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:16.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll eat and dance,\Nopen presents at midnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.97,0:00:16.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Comeremos, bailaremos\Ny abriremos los regalos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.43,0:00:18.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Seguiremos la tradición de la familia López
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.43,0:00:18.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are we still gonna do\Nthe Lopez family tradition
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.43,0:00:21.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de disfrazarse y cantar\N"Mi Burrito Sabanero"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.47,0:00:21.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,of dressing up and singing\N"Mi Burrito Sabanero"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.31,0:00:25.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Porque ensayé toda la semana ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.35,0:00:25.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Because I've been rehearsing all week ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.61,0:00:28.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sin duda.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.61,0:00:28.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Definitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.65,0:00:31.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A mi papá le encanta hacer de burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.73,0:00:31.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,My dad always loved playing the burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.28,0:00:34.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, but I play the\Nkid who rides the burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.32,0:00:34.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Un momento, yo hago\Ndel niño que monta al burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.32,0:00:35.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Does that mean I have to ride your dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.36,0:00:35.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Significa que tendré que montar a tu papá?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:38.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, you'll still be riding my mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.91,0:00:38.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, te toca mi mamá.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.16,0:00:40.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:40.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Sí!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.79,0:00:42.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:42.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Llegamos!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.20,0:00:43.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can you let me talk?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:45.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Puedes dejarme hablar? Llegamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.75,0:00:45.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.42,0:00:47.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fuimos a Olive Garden
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.42,0:00:47.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We went to Olive Garden,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:48.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y trajimos de la ensalada ilimitada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:48.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and we brought back unlimited salad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You should eat it within the hour
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.38,0:00:52.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hay que comerla en una\Nhora o se convertirá en sopa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:52.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,before it turns to soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.46,0:00:54.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Tuvieron una cita?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.46,0:00:54.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Were you guys on a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.42,0:00:56.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Guácala! ¡Claro que no!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.59,0:00:57.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ew! As if.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.68,0:00:59.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We went to talk about Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.89,0:00:59.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuimos a hablar de la Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.35,0:01:00.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Justo comentábamos lo lindo que es
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.39,0:01:00.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We were just talking about how nice it is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.72,0:01:01.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that we're all gonna be together.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.89,0:01:01.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que la pasemos todos juntos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.89,0:01:03.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.89,0:01:03.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aww, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.06,0:01:05.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo haremos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.10,0:01:05.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.73,0:01:06.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.77,0:01:06.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.81,0:01:08.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, decidimos celebrar por separado.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.94,0:01:08.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, we decided to split it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.31,0:01:10.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I get Nochebuena and Christmas morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.36,0:01:10.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A mí me toca Nochebuena\Ny la mañana de Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.27,0:01:11.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I get to go to Oscar's house
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.36,0:01:11.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-A mí me toca ir a la casa de Óscar,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:13.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,comer pizza, mirar el partido
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:12.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and eat pizza, watch the game,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.86,0:01:15.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then take a trip to the North Pole.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.03,0:01:15.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y después ir al Polo Norte.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.61,0:01:18.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es un club de strippers en Van Nuys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.61,0:01:18.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a strip club in Van Nuys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.49,0:01:21.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Lloverán billetes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.70,0:01:21.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'ma make it rain, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.74,0:01:24.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Creía que se estaban llevando bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.79,0:01:23.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I thought you two were getting along.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.00,0:01:25.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You just went to lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.04,0:01:25.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Acaban de salir a almorzar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.41,0:01:27.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, we can get through one meal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.46,0:01:27.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Podemos aguantarnos durante un almuerzo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.12,0:01:28.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,siempre y cuando sea sin entrada,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.12,0:01:28.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,as long as there's no appetizers,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:30.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,no dessert, and your\Ndad hides in the bathroom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:30.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sin postre y con tu padre\Nescondido en el baño
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.34,0:01:32.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,until I pay the bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.46,0:01:32.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,hasta que yo pago la cuenta.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.59,0:01:33.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And that's why we're not gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.63,0:01:34.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Por eso no estaremos juntos en Nochebuena.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.88,0:01:34.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,be together on Nochebuena.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:37.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es más, ¿para qué esperar? Empecemos ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.96,0:01:36.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell, why wait?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.05,0:01:37.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's start now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.09,0:01:39.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Adiós, bruja.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.09,0:01:39.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, bruja.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.14,0:01:41.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Adiós, borracho.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.14,0:01:41.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bye, borracho.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.60,0:01:46.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.60,0:01:45.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.68,0:01:47.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you wanted to spend Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.06,0:01:48.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sé que querías pasar la\NNavidad con tu madre y tu padre.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.02,0:01:48.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with both your parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.48,0:01:50.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, la pasaremos todos juntos,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.48,0:01:50.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, we're spending Christmas together,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.44,0:01:55.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,aunque tenga que arrancarles\Nla alegría a la fuerza.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.44,0:01:55.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,even if I have to drag the\Njoy out of them by force.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.15,0:02:00.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-♪ Eso suena horrible ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.15,0:02:00.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-♪ That sounds horrible ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:01.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,HOLA, SOY MAYAN
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.32,0:02:02.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,TENGO CONFLICTOS CON MI PAPÁ.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.83,0:02:03.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,CONOZCAN A MI PAPÁ.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.16,0:02:10.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.91,0:02:05.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,NO NOS HABLAMOS POR AÑOS.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.33,0:02:07.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,PERO... AHORA VIVE CONMIGO
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.33,0:02:15.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.30,0:02:16.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, ¿cómo celebramos la Navidad?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.34,0:02:16.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, how do we celebrate Christmas?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.55,0:02:18.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The North Pole shut down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.76,0:02:18.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El Polo Norte cerró.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.47,0:02:20.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podríamos ir a Meneando las Campanas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.47,0:02:20.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We could go to Jiggle All the Way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.68,0:02:24.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-O podrías quedarte aquí\Ncon tu tonto favorito, Quinten.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.68,0:02:24.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Or you can stay here with\Nyour favorite boob, Quinten.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.35,0:02:27.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No puedes irte, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.35,0:02:27.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You gotta stay, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.85,0:02:32.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te estoy preparando los\Ntípicos tamales mexicanos.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.85,0:02:32.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I am making traditional\NMexican tamales just for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.52,0:02:34.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengo un ingrediente secreto.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.52,0:02:34.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a secret ingredient.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.19,0:02:35.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Molly?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.19,0:02:35.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it molly?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.19,0:02:40.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, jalapeños.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.24,0:02:40.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, it's jalapeños.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.24,0:02:43.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eso no es secreto.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.24,0:02:43.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's not a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.58,0:02:46.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todo el mundo sabe qué son los jalapeños.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.58,0:02:46.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone knows what jalapeños are.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.70,0:02:48.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Rosie y yo llegamos a un acuerdo,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.70,0:02:48.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Rosie and I made an agreement,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.12,0:02:50.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y lo respetaré, a diferencia\Nde nuestro matrimonio.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.29,0:02:50.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and unlike our marriage, I'm gonna honor it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.29,0:02:51.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be gone for her favorite holiday,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.33,0:02:51.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No estaré presente en su celebración favorita
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.75,0:02:53.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y ella no estará presente en la mía.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.92,0:02:53.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and she'll be gone for mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.29,0:02:54.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿En cuál?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.29,0:02:54.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Which one?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.29,0:02:56.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cinco de Mayo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.34,0:02:56.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-El Cinco de Mayo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.80,0:02:59.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mad dog every gringo in a sombrero
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.88,0:02:59.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Le clavaré la mirada a\Ncada gringo con sombrero
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.13,0:03:00.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,until they buy me a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.22,0:03:00.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,hasta que me paguen un trago.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.26,0:03:06.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless white guilt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.35,0:03:06.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dios bendiga la culpa de los blancos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.47,0:03:09.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Y si logro que mamá cambie de opinión?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.47,0:03:09.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-So what if I get Mom to change her mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.52,0:03:12.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Te quedarías en Navidad por mí,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.56,0:03:12.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you stay for Christmas for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.10,0:03:14.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tu única hija, al menos la única reconocida?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.31,0:03:14.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,your one and only daughter that we know of?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.44,0:03:18.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, no puedo lidiar con tu mamá en Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.44,0:03:18.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, I can't handle your mom on Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.90,0:03:20.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se vuelve loca con las decoraciones.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.90,0:03:20.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She goes overboard with the decorations.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.53,0:03:23.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se autocorona Reina de Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.57,0:03:23.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She crowns herself La Reina de Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.11,0:03:26.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Invita a más cubanos de los que hay en Cuba.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.32,0:03:26.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She invites more Cubans than are in Cuba.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.66,0:03:29.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pero vendrás si logro que\Nse modere un poco, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.66,0:03:29.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But if I get her to tone it\Ndown, you'll come, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.33,0:03:30.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.87,0:03:31.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sure, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.91,0:03:33.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Será un milagro de Navidad\Nsi consigues algo con esa loca.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.00,0:03:32.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be a Christmas miracle
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.21,0:03:33.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,if you get anywhere with that loca.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.46,0:03:34.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I'm a loca?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.50,0:03:35.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Así que soy una loca?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.88,0:03:36.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I look like a loca to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.04,0:03:36.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿A ti te parezco loca?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.42,0:03:42.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esto suena a ropa interior.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.42,0:03:42.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This sounds like underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.80,0:03:45.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance, la Navidad no se\Ntrata solo de recibir regalos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.80,0:03:45.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance, Christmas isn't\Njust about getting presents.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.80,0:03:48.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿La abuela lo sabe? Pues no se lo digas.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.80,0:03:48.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Does Nana know that? 'Cause don't tell her.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.14,0:03:51.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Ves? Él no entiende
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.18,0:03:51.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-See? He doesn't understand
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.52,0:03:53.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,el verdadero significado de la Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.52,0:03:53.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,what the true meaning of Christmas is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.44,0:03:54.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por eso vine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.44,0:03:54.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I came over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.77,0:03:56.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Necesitamos pasar la Navidad como familia.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.77,0:03:56.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to spend Christmas as a family.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.44,0:03:57.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We are doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.48,0:03:57.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es lo que estamos haciendo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.73,0:04:00.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Con papá.\N-Me salgo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.73,0:04:00.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-With Dad.\N-I'm out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.40,0:04:02.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Arruinará todo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.44,0:04:01.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just gonna ruin everything
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.78,0:04:04.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,by passing out on the\Ncouch way before midnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.07,0:04:04.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Terminará desmayado en el sofá\Nmucho antes de la medianoche.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.57,0:04:07.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tendremos que cargarlo\Npor la escalera, cantando...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.57,0:04:07.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be carrying him up the stairs, singing,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.37,0:04:11.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Al mundo paz, se emborrachó ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.45,0:04:11.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Joy to the world, the drunk is done ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.66,0:04:13.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Este año será diferente.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.66,0:04:13.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This year will be different.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.12,0:04:14.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-How?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.16,0:04:14.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Diferente cómo?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.12,0:04:17.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Papá ya aceptó
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.21,0:04:17.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because Dad's already agreed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.29,0:04:18.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no beber en Nochebuena.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.34,0:04:19.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,not to drink on Nochebuena.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.96,0:04:20.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿En serio?\N-¿En serio?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.13,0:04:20.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-He has?\N-He has?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.96,0:04:23.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-En serio.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.96,0:04:23.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-He has.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.09,0:04:25.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I guess if your father's agreed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.30,0:04:25.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, supongo que si tu padre aceptó
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.76,0:04:28.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no beber, yo puedo ceder algo también.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.80,0:04:28.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to stop drinking, I can give up a little too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.56,0:04:31.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No quiero que gane él.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.56,0:04:31.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want him to win.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.81,0:04:33.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Genial, entonces, haremos algo íntimo--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.81,0:04:33.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Great, so we're gonna keep it small--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.85,0:04:34.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just us.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.89,0:04:34.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Solo nosotros.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.85,0:04:36.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pero no es una Navidad latina
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.89,0:04:36.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But it's not a Latino Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.48,0:04:38.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,si no hay al menos diez familiares.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.52,0:04:38.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,unless there's at least ten family members.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.48,0:04:40.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I even invited the garbage man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.52,0:04:39.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta invité al recolector de residuos.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.98,0:04:42.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahora, pensará que soy una basura.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.15,0:04:42.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now he's gonna think I'm trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.78,0:04:44.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y solo un árbol de Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.78,0:04:44.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And just one Christmas tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.99,0:04:50.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uno es para Santa
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.99,0:04:51.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-One is for Santa,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.99,0:04:54.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y el otro para Jesús.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.04,0:04:54.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and one is for Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.08,0:04:56.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es su cumpleaños.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.08,0:04:56.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's his birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.50,0:04:58.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, should I throw away the cake
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.62,0:04:59.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Tengo que tirar el pastel\Nque hice para él también?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.29,0:04:59.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that I made for him too?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.22,0:05:08.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Feliz Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.26,0:05:08.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Feliz Navi-Dad."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.18,0:05:09.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to prove you're a dork, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.22,0:05:09.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No necesitas dar pruebas\Nde que eres un tonto, querido.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.76,0:05:11.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya lo sabemos.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.76,0:05:11.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We already know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.97,0:05:14.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tamales are messy,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.02,0:05:14.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Se ensucia todo haciendo tamales
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.27,0:05:16.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y no quiero mancharme el suéter.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.31,0:05:16.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't want to get stains on my sweater.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.73,0:05:22.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I got you premium masa for your tamales
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.77,0:05:22.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Conseguí una masa de primera calidad
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.48,0:05:25.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de un tipo al que le dicen El Hombre Masa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.65,0:05:25.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,from a guy known as the Masa Man.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.32,0:05:27.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll only meet in the alley behind Big Lots,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.36,0:05:27.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Su lugar de encuentro es\Nel callejón detrás de Big Lots,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.86,0:05:30.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,like they did in the old country.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.91,0:05:30.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,como era costumbre en su tierra natal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.20,0:05:31.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-También vende otro tipo de masa
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.20,0:05:31.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-He sells another kind of masa
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.87,0:05:33.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that'll light up your nose like Rudolph.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.91,0:05:33.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que te deja la nariz como la de Rodolfo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.33,0:05:40.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esto será divertido, porque encontré
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.33,0:05:40.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is gonna be fun because I found
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.04,0:05:42.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,una receta genial del típico tamal mexicano
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.04,0:05:42.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,a great recipe for\Ntraditional Mexican tamales
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.59,0:05:45.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de Barefoot Contessa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.59,0:05:45.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,by the Barefoot Contessa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.88,0:05:47.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She adds walnuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.97,0:05:47.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Le pone nueces.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.51,0:05:55.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cuando uno cocina, debe hacerlo con pasión:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.55,0:05:54.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-When you cook, you gotta cook with passion--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.97,0:06:00.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Tears, sweat, unspoken desire.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.02,0:06:00.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lágrimas, sudor y deseos íntimos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.23,0:06:03.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Suena a que estás violando\Nel código de salubridad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.23,0:06:03.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That sounds like a health code violation.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.23,0:06:06.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿No has visto la clásica película de 1992,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.23,0:06:06.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Haven't you seen the classic 1992 film,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.15,0:06:07.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like Water for Chocolate"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.19,0:06:07.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Como agua para chocolate"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.90,0:06:11.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El secreto para una gran masa es "más amor".
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.90,0:06:11.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The secret to great masa is mas amor.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.37,0:06:17.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, ¿quieres ayudarme a hacerlos?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.41,0:06:17.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, you want to help\Nme make these tamales?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.50,0:06:19.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Auténtico?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.50,0:06:19.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Auténtico?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.46,0:06:23.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-De acuerdo, pero debo advertirte algo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.54,0:06:23.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fine, but I gotta warn you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.59,0:06:25.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not gonna want to wear that sweater
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.63,0:06:27.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No querrás usar ese suéter\Nen Nochebuena, porque...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.21,0:06:27.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,on Nochebuena, because...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.22,0:06:31.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,esto se pondrá caluroso.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.26,0:06:31.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna get real steamy in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.10,0:06:35.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es que los tamales se cocinan
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.10,0:06:35.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to steam the tamales
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.02,0:06:37.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,al vapor por 35 minutos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.10,0:06:37.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,for approximately 35 minutes, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.10,0:06:41.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esta cerveza tiene algo raro.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.10,0:06:41.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's something wrong with this beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.65,0:06:43.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Try it. Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.69,0:06:43.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pruébala. ¡Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.44,0:06:46.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.44,0:06:46.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.86,0:06:49.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tan buena como la cerveza con alcohol.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.90,0:06:49.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just as good as beer that contains alcohol.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.74,0:06:51.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.78,0:06:51.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.49,0:06:53.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this fake beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.57,0:06:53.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Es cerveza falsa?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.62,0:06:55.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nodelo".
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.62,0:06:55.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nodelo."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.00,0:07:00.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Solo pensé que querrías probar
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.04,0:07:00.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I just thought you might want to try
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.83,0:07:02.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,estar sobrio en Nochebuena
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.87,0:07:02.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,being sober for Nochebuena
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.46,0:07:04.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para quedarte despierto hasta la medianoche.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.46,0:07:04.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can stay up till midnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.50,0:07:06.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿No sería un lindo recuerdo\Nde Navidad para Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.50,0:07:06.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Won't that be a nice\NChristmas memory for Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.88,0:07:10.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, Dios, Navidad sin cerveza\Nes como la Pascua sin cerveza.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.96,0:07:08.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, man, Christmas without beer
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.67,0:07:10.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,is like Easter without beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.55,0:07:15.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Please, Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.64,0:07:15.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Por favor, papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.93,0:07:17.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podemos celebrar como antes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.97,0:07:18.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We can celebrate just like we used to.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.97,0:07:19.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Considéralo tu regalo de Navidad para mí.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.02,0:07:19.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You can consider it\Nyour Christmas gift to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.77,0:07:22.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, ya que no te compré\Nnada y no puedo devolverlo
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.77,0:07:22.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, since I got you\Nnothing and I can't return it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.85,0:07:26.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque no guardé el recibo,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.90,0:07:26.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I didn't keep the receipt,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.44,0:07:30.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,supongo que podré pasar\Nun día sin beber cerveza.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.44,0:07:30.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I could go one day without beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.07,0:07:34.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Or wine, hard liquor, or mouthwash.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.16,0:07:34.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ni vino, ni aguardiente ni enjuague bucal.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.70,0:07:42.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.70,0:07:42.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.25,0:07:43.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Nochebuena, gordo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.29,0:07:43.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es Nochebuena, gordo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.88,0:07:45.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to light the tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.92,0:07:45.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es hora de encender el árbol.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.09,0:07:46.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quieres encenderlo?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.09,0:07:46.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to turn it on?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.55,0:07:50.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's get lit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.67,0:07:50.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Que empiece la fiesta!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.88,0:07:52.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.92,0:07:52.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, guau.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.43,0:07:54.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.43,0:07:54.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.89,0:07:58.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That tree is barely dressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.93,0:07:58.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A ese árbol le faltan adornos.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.35,0:08:01.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, don't worry. I brought more ornaments.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.39,0:08:01.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No se preocupen. Traje algunos.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.31,0:08:03.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mom, you agreed to take it down a notch.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.35,0:08:03.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mamá, quedamos en que te ibas a controlar.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.56,0:08:04.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.65,0:08:04.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me estoy controlando.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.90,0:08:06.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I only went to one of my storage lockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.98,0:08:06.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fui a una sola de mis bodegas de almacenaje.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.32,0:08:09.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi, my name is George, and I've been sober
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.44,0:08:10.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hola, soy George
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.94,0:08:13.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,for 45 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.03,0:08:13.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y hace 45 minutos que estoy sobrio.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.24,0:08:14.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, the tree looks great.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.32,0:08:14.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vaya, el árbol luce fantástico.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.95,0:08:16.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dónde está mi--dónde está mi adorno,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.95,0:08:16.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's my--where's my ornament,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.53,0:08:19.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,el de Santa en trineo tirado por chihuahuas?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.53,0:08:19.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the one with Santa being\Npulled by the cholo Chihuahuas?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.50,0:08:23.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Arre, Niña Triste! ¡Arre, Monstruito!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.58,0:08:23.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,On, Sad Girl. On, Creeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.37,0:08:27.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Arre, Títere! ¡Arre, Soñador!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.54,0:08:27.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,On, Puppet. On, Dreamer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.13,0:08:29.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo tiré hace muchos\Naños. Le dieron un golpe.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.13,0:08:29.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I threw those out years ago. It clashed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.42,0:08:32.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Clashed with what?\N-Taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.63,0:08:32.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Quién?\N-El buen gusto.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.13,0:08:33.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-El buen gusto te lo puedes meter en--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.17,0:08:33.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll give you something that you could ta--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.26,0:08:36.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, how about we do
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.84,0:08:38.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, ¿qué tal si arrancamos\Ncon nuestra tradición favorita,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.18,0:08:38.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone's favorite tradition,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.05,0:08:39.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mi Burrito Sabanero"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.05,0:08:39.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mi Burrito Sabanero"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.85,0:08:41.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.89,0:08:41.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Quinten!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:42.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Ya es hora de cabalgar?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:42.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it time to ride?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.73,0:08:44.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A ensillarse, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.73,0:08:44.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Saddle up, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.06,0:08:46.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El viaje a Belén es largo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.10,0:08:46.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a long way to Bethlehem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.15,0:08:52.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But wait, wait, wait, I--I'm the burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.19,0:08:52.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esperen, esperen. Yo soy el burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.28,0:08:53.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tú te fuiste del establo hace diez años.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.28,0:08:54.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, you wandered off\Nthe barn ten years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.86,0:08:56.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Muchas cosas han cambiado.\NYo soy el burro ahora.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.03,0:08:56.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot has changed. I am the burro now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.07,0:09:01.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo hacemos así siempre, abuelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.07,0:09:01.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is how we always do it, Grandpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.70,0:09:03.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No te preocupes, papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.70,0:09:03.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, but don't worry, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.08,0:09:04.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hay muchos papeles buenos.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.08,0:09:04.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's plenty of other good parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.54,0:09:07.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No creo.\N-No estás ayudando.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.54,0:09:07.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not really.\N-Not helping.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.42,0:09:09.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's all good. I'll be Mary's nosy neighbor.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.46,0:09:09.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No hay problema. Seré el\Nvecino chismoso de María.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.25,0:09:10.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The one that has seen so much
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.42,0:09:12.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ese que ha visto tanto que\Nsabe que ella no es virgen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.59,0:09:12.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that she knows she ain't a virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.05,0:09:13.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.09,0:09:13.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Así que...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.67,0:09:14.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,ustedes empiecen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.72,0:09:14.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you guys get started.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.84,0:09:16.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go get some binoculars.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.88,0:09:16.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iré a buscar unos prismáticos.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.84,0:09:19.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Remember that year\NNana farted in Dad's face?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.89,0:09:19.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Una vez, la abuela se tiró\Nun "oloroso" frente a papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.76,0:09:22.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Era un burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.76,0:09:22.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was a burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.64,0:09:24.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was in character.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.68,0:09:24.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estaba metida en el personaje.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.77,0:09:25.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Aquí vamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.77,0:09:25.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.89,0:09:27.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Here we go. Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.94,0:09:27.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aquí vamos, ya empezamos,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.27,0:09:28.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,súbanse que nos vamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.27,0:09:28.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Jumping in, and we're in.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.45,0:09:38.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're getting too excited, Quinten.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.70,0:09:41.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think she did it again. She did it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.58,0:09:43.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.00,0:09:52.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, time to sing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.34,0:09:55.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All: ♪ Con mi burrito sabanero ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.63,0:09:56.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,todos: ♪ Con mi Burrito\NSabanero voy camino de Belén ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.63,0:10:01.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Con mi Burrito Sabanero\Nvoy camino de Belén ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.97,0:10:05.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.14,0:10:03.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Si me ven, si me ven ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.47,0:10:05.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Voy camino de Belén ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.68,0:10:07.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Si me ven, si me ven ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.44,0:10:09.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Voy camino de Belén ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.90,0:10:22.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.90,0:10:22.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.04,0:10:33.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es mi primera vez.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.08,0:10:33.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's my first time...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.84,0:10:35.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,chopping onions.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.88,0:10:35.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nunca había picado cebolla.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.59,0:10:42.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.59,0:10:42.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.73,0:10:50.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se me disparó toda la sangre hacia...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.73,0:10:49.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All the blood is rushing to my...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.94,0:10:51.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,taste buds.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.02,0:10:51.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,las papilas gustativas.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.77,0:10:56.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you--oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.86,0:10:56.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué estás ha--? Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.70,0:11:09.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-A algunos, les gusta la masa delgada.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.74,0:11:09.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Some people prefer their masa thin.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.08,0:11:11.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But I prefer mine thick.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.12,0:11:11.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo la prefiero gruesa,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.04,0:11:12.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Something to grab onto.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.17,0:11:13.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,como para tener algo de lo que agarrarse.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.47,0:11:29.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Turn on a fan!\N-Open the back door.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.51,0:11:29.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Enciende un ventilador!\N-Abre la puerta trasera.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.15,0:11:36.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué diablos es esto?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.15,0:11:36.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.94,0:11:39.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me fui solo una hora.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.94,0:11:40.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was only gone an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.94,0:11:42.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo sé. Dos horas habrían sido mejor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.15,0:11:42.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know. I really could have used two.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.49,0:11:44.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Y esa corona es nueva?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.49,0:11:44.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And is that a new crown?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.78,0:11:46.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No es mi culpa que la corona de la puerta
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.82,0:11:46.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, it's not my fault that\Nthe wreath on the door
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.91,0:11:49.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,is the size of my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.95,0:11:49.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sea del tamaño de mi cabeza.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.75,0:11:50.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.79,0:11:51.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, Dios.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.96,0:11:53.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me take this stuff down before Dad sees.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.04,0:11:54.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ayúdame a bajar esto\Nantes de que lo vea papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.83,0:11:55.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.04,0:11:55.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Demasiado tarde.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.21,0:11:57.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Puedo ver.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.21,0:11:58.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.96,0:12:01.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y el vecino chismoso\Nde María tiene un secreto.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.13,0:12:01.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And Mary's nosy neighbor has a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.64,0:12:05.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dad, we did the song an hour ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.68,0:12:05.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Papá, hicimos la canción hace una hora.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.14,0:12:06.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You missed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.22,0:12:06.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te la perdiste.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.14,0:12:09.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Ah, sí?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.14,0:12:09.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, did I?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.06,0:12:11.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And what are you looking at, fool?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.18,0:12:11.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y tú qué miras, tonto?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.69,0:12:14.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sentado ahí en el estante\Nhaciéndote el superior.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.69,0:12:14.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sitting high on that shelf\Nlike you're better than me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.98,0:12:16.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dios mío, está borracho.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.98,0:12:16.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my God, he's drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.86,0:12:18.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I told you he couldn't stay sober.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.94,0:12:18.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te dije que no iba a\Npoder mantenerse sobrio.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.44,0:12:19.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He has a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.48,0:12:19.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene un problema.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.65,0:12:21.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tú eres la que tiene un problema,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.65,0:12:21.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're the one that has a problem,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.28,0:12:24.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,making this holiday all about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.32,0:12:24.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,haciendo que la Navidad gire en torno a ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.36,0:12:26.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ghost of Christmas Crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.41,0:12:26.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eres el Espíritu de las Navidades locas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.95,0:12:29.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, cálmense todos.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.99,0:12:29.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay. Everyone calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.70,0:12:32.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Díselo a nuestro querido San Imbécil.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.70,0:12:32.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, tell that to Old Saint Dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.29,0:12:37.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cállate,Frosty With No Men.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.46,0:12:37.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cállate, bola de nieve soltera.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.04,0:12:39.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oigan, basta.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.04,0:12:39.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.88,0:12:44.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We are not fighting on Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.01,0:12:44.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No pelearemos en Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.84,0:12:46.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Sabes qué? Todo esto es culpa tuya.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.84,0:12:46.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You know what? This is all your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.51,0:12:48.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué?\N-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.51,0:12:48.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.81,0:12:51.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No te hagas la inocente, Virgen María.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.81,0:12:51.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't act so innocent, Virgin Mary.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.52,0:12:55.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tu madre y yo ya teníamos todo resuelto.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.52,0:12:55.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your mother and I had this all worked out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.23,0:12:56.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todo esto se podría haber evitado
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.23,0:12:56.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All this could have been avoided
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.44,0:12:57.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,si no me hubieras hecho venir.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.48,0:12:58.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,if you didn't force me to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.98,0:13:02.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y si no me hubieras obligado\Na opacar mi brillo navideño.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.02,0:13:02.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, and you didn't force\Nme to dim my Christmas light.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.07,0:13:04.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the North Star!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.15,0:13:04.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Soy la Estrella Polar!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.74,0:13:06.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, you guys don't get to be mad at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.78,0:13:06.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Un momento, no tienen\Nderecho a enojarse conmigo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.87,0:13:08.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo soy la que está enojada con ustedes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.91,0:13:08.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm mad at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.49,0:13:11.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Solo quería que mi familia\Npasara la Navidad unida.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.49,0:13:11.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted my family\Ntogether for Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.08,0:13:12.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Es mucho pedir?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.12,0:13:12.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that too much to ask?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.37,0:13:13.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Absolutely!\N-Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.41,0:13:14.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Absolutamente!\N-¡Sí!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.42,0:13:18.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pues no lo hagan.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.42,0:13:18.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Then don't be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.17,0:13:21.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.21,0:13:19.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Váyanse!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.88,0:13:25.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Muy bien, pero me llevo\Nel espíritu de la Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.92,0:13:23.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fine, but I'm taking
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.42,0:13:25.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the spirit of Christmas with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.77,0:13:42.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo vivo aquí. ¿Adónde me voy a ir?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.77,0:13:42.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I live here. Where am I supposed to go?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.48,0:13:44.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No sé. Sigue a la Estrella Polar.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.48,0:13:44.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know. Follow the North Star.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.53,0:13:49.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This isn't over, elf.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.61,0:13:49.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No he terminado contigo, duendecito.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.91,0:13:56.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.91,0:13:56.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.12,0:13:59.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Feliz cumpleaños, niño Jesús.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.12,0:13:59.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Happy birthday, baby Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.38,0:14:03.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There'll be no blowing out candles tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.46,0:14:02.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoy no soplaremos las velas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.92,0:14:06.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me estresé y me comí tu pastel.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.00,0:14:06.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I stress-ate your cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.09,0:14:09.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.13,0:14:09.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. ¡Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.59,0:14:11.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deben ser los Reyes Magos.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.64,0:14:11.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That must be the three wise men.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.97,0:14:17.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, es solo un viejo tonto.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.18,0:14:17.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, it's just one old dummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.48,0:14:18.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vine a decirte que siento
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.52,0:14:18.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I just wanted to say I'm sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.65,0:14:20.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que estés sola en Navidad, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.65,0:14:20.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that you're alone on Christmas, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.15,0:14:22.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te traje un café.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.15,0:14:22.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I brought you a coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.90,0:14:25.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gracias.\N-Oye, ¿qué estás--?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.90,0:14:25.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thanks.\N-Hey, what are you--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.11,0:14:26.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Rosie, don't leave me freezing
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.36,0:14:26.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vamos, Rosie, no me tengas congelándome
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.57,0:14:27.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,out here on your porch.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.65,0:14:27.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,aquí afuera en tu entrada.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.57,0:14:28.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.82,0:14:28.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.61,0:14:32.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's 72 degrees.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.82,0:14:32.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hace 72 grados.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.28,0:14:33.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.37,0:14:33.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está bien, pasa.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.87,0:14:36.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't ruin Nochebuena\Nmore than you already have.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.99,0:14:36.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedes arruinar Nochebuena\Nmás de lo que ya has hecho.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.62,0:14:41.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No quería beber.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.71,0:14:41.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I really was trying not to drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.46,0:14:43.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I was trying not to overdo it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.50,0:14:43.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y yo no quería excederme.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.67,0:14:50.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry if I set you off.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.80,0:14:50.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te pido disculpas si te hice enojar.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.51,0:14:53.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.51,0:14:53.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.01,0:14:54.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No fuiste tú.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.01,0:14:54.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.51,0:14:58.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fue "Mi Burrito Sabanero".
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.51,0:14:58.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It was "Mi Burrito Sabanero."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.27,0:15:00.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Digo, al ver cómo se divertían
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.31,0:15:00.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, seeing you guys having fun
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.65,0:15:03.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,doing our traditions without me
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.69,0:15:03.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,compartiendo nuestra tradición, pero sin mí,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.52,0:15:05.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,just made me realize how much I missed
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.57,0:15:05.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,me hizo dar cuenta de lo\Nmucho que me he perdido
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.78,0:15:07.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,en los últimos diez años
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.78,0:15:07.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the last ten years, and that you can't get
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.36,0:15:11.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y de que esos recuerdos\Nde Navidad no se recuperan.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.36,0:15:11.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,those Christmas memories back.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.11,0:15:13.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I thought you were\Nmaking memories with Oscar,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.20,0:15:14.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Creí que estabas creando\Nnuevos recuerdos con Óscar,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.99,0:15:17.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,eating microwave pizza\Nin his mother's garage.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.03,0:15:17.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,comiendo pizza al microondas\Nen el garaje de su madre.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.71,0:15:21.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eso lo inventé para ponerte celosa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.71,0:15:21.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I just made that up to make you jealous.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.79,0:15:27.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En realidad, he estado solo en Navidad
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.88,0:15:27.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The truth is that I've\Nbeen alone on Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.42,0:15:29.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,for the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.59,0:15:29.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,durante los últimos diez años.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.22,0:15:32.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y es un día duro para mí,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.26,0:15:32.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's a hard day for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.64,0:15:35.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So I-I drink to get through it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.68,0:15:34.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que bebo para sobrellevarlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.10,0:15:39.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I ate God's cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.22,0:15:39.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo me comí el pastel de Dios.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.07,0:15:50.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, George, it's been hard for us too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.15,0:15:50.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay, George, también ha\Nsido duro para nosotros.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.65,0:15:53.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La razón por la que empecé\Na exagerar con la Navidad
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.65,0:15:53.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The reason why I started\Ngoing overboard on Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.95,0:15:55.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,was to distract us from the fact
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.99,0:15:56.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,fue para desviar la atención del hecho
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.83,0:15:58.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that you weren't there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.08,0:15:58.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de que tú no estabas ahí.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.37,0:16:04.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Puse toda mi tristeza en\Nun pesebre muy elaborado.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.37,0:16:04.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I put all my sadness into\Nan elaborate nativity set.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.29,0:16:10.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Igualmente, tuvimos algunas\Nbuenas Navidades, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.34,0:16:10.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We did have a few good\NChristmases, didn't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.01,0:16:14.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see why Mayan wanted us together.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.09,0:16:14.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entiendo por qué Mayan\Nquería que estuviéramos juntos.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.05,0:16:15.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I mean, it's not too late, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.26,0:16:15.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aún estamos a tiempo, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.93,0:16:19.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todavía faltan unas horas para la medianoche.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.97,0:16:19.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, we still have a\Ncouple hours before midnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.02,0:16:23.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y ya pasé otros 45 minutos sin beber
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.06,0:16:22.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've been sober for another 45 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.85,0:16:26.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, gas station potato.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.02,0:16:26.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,gracias a las papas fritas\Nque venden en la gasolinera.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.56,0:16:28.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.61,0:16:28.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es verdad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.11,0:16:32.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There's still time to make\NJesus a second cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.27,0:16:32.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todavía hay tiempo de hacer\Notro pastel para el niño Jesús.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.54,0:16:41.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Where's Nana and Grandpa?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.58,0:16:41.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Dónde están los abuelos?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.50,0:16:43.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Se portaron mal, así que Santa
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.50,0:16:43.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-They were naughty, so Santa said
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.08,0:16:44.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no los deja cenar con nosotros hoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.08,0:16:44.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,they can't have dinner with us tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.67,0:16:46.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Santa's tearing this whole family apart.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.75,0:16:46.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Santa está destruyendo esta familia.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.67,0:16:51.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Both: We're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.96,0:16:51.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ambos: Volvimos.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.84,0:16:53.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What, so you can start fighting
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.88,0:16:53.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Para qué? ¿Para empezar a pelearse
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.51,0:16:54.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and blame it on me again?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.55,0:16:54.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y echarme la culpa de nuevo?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.76,0:16:57.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, Mayan, no seas tan dramática.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.76,0:16:57.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, Mayan, don't be so dramática.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.39,0:16:59.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es Nochebuena.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.39,0:16:59.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Nochebuena.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.18,0:17:01.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Alguien me dijo que esto\Nse trataba de la familia,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.18,0:17:01.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Somebody told me this was all about family,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.52,0:17:05.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que traigan el lechón.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.52,0:17:05.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so bring on the lechón.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.40,0:17:07.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-How about an apology first?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.56,0:17:07.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué tal una disculpa primero?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.73,0:17:11.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry that your lechón is so dry.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.77,0:17:11.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Siento mucho que tu lechón esté seco.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.57,0:17:13.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Disculpa aceptada.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.61,0:17:13.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Apology accepted.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.19,0:17:14.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gracias.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.19,0:17:14.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.07,0:17:18.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, deben ser los otros invitados.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.11,0:17:18.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that must be the rest of our guests.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.37,0:17:19.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De qué hablas?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.41,0:17:19.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.41,0:17:20.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, Rosie doesn't feel like
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.83,0:17:21.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Rosie no siente que sea\Nuna verdadera Navidad latina
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.41,0:17:21.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a real Latino Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.70,0:17:24.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,si no hay al menos diez familiares,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.75,0:17:24.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,unless there's at least ten family members,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.21,0:17:26.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.21,0:17:26.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.21,0:17:27.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,hola, familia.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.21,0:17:27.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,hello, family.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.38,0:17:28.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.42,0:17:28.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Sorpresa!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.01,0:17:35.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.51,0:17:39.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.22,0:17:43.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Es el mejor regalo del mundo!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.47,0:17:43.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay, this is the best gift ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.22,0:17:44.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, and it didn't cost me nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.43,0:17:44.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, y no me costó nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.73,0:17:48.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, gracias, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.73,0:17:48.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, thank you, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.10,0:17:49.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Dónde está tu esposo?\N-No sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.15,0:17:49.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Where's your husband?\N-I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.90,0:17:51.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo veo desde el 2007.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.94,0:17:51.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't seen him since 2007.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.69,0:17:57.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero sé que tiene otra familia\Ny un mejor corte de cabello.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.90,0:17:57.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But I hear he has a new\Nfamily and a better haircut.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.41,0:18:01.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, man.\N-Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.45,0:18:01.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué tal, viejo?\N-Hola.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.28,0:18:02.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sup.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.33,0:18:02.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué onda?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.66,0:18:04.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ya sabes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.66,0:18:04.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.54,0:18:06.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sure do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.58,0:18:06.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pues claro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.17,0:18:10.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, regalos.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.17,0:18:10.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh, presents.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.42,0:18:11.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué me compraste?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.42,0:18:11.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you get me?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.59,0:18:13.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Y tú a mí?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.63,0:18:13.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What'd you get me?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.13,0:18:14.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Both: This fool.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.17,0:18:14.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ambos: Este tonto.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.51,0:18:19.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I have not seen you in so long, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.63,0:18:19.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hacía mucho que no te veía, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.76,0:18:23.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow your head just got bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.84,0:18:23.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No sé cómo, pero te ha crecido la cabeza.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.26,0:18:24.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, how would you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.43,0:18:25.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cómo se dio cuenta?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.72,0:18:28.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't most old bats blind by your age, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.06,0:18:28.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creí que los murciélagos viejos\Nse quedaban ciegos a su edad.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.27,0:18:29.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno.\N-Espera.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.31,0:18:29.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay.\N-Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.31,0:18:32.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, pasen, pasen.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.31,0:18:32.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, come in. Come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.61,0:18:34.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿No trajeron a nadie blanco\Npara aparentar diversidad?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.69,0:18:34.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, where's your token white guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.15,0:18:40.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.24,0:18:40.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.45,0:18:42.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.45,0:18:42.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.12,0:18:47.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,These tamales are... the worst I've ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.16,0:18:47.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estos tamales son... los\Npeores que he comido.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.96,0:18:52.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, a toast! Toast! Toast!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.00,0:18:51.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oigan, ¡brindemos! ¡Brindemos!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.63,0:18:53.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Un brindis!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.13,0:18:53.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,A toast!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.63,0:19:00.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,To Oscar, my weed guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.72,0:19:00.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por Óscar, mi proveedor de hierba.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.93,0:19:06.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por Chance, mi nieto.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.93,0:19:06.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,To Chance, my grandson.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.77,0:19:09.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por Mayan, mi hija.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.77,0:19:09.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,To Mayan, my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.31,0:19:13.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por el que dice ser el padre de Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.31,0:19:13.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,To someone who claims to be Chance's father.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.07,0:19:21.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,To Rosie, La Reina de Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.11,0:19:21.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por Rosie, la Reina de Navidad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.28,0:19:24.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por nuestros viejos amigos. Los extrañábamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.28,0:19:24.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And to our old friends, we've missed you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.29,0:19:30.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, to your deadbeat husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.37,0:19:29.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y, por último, por el vago de tu esposo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.83,0:19:32.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No sé por qué, pero ese tipo me cae bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.04,0:19:32.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But I kind of like that guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.04,0:19:37.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si lo ves, mándale saludos.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.09,0:19:37.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you see him, tell him I said hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.42,0:19:38.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Feliz Navidad!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.51,0:19:38.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Feliz Navidad!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.80,0:19:41.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All: Feliz Navidad!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.84,0:19:41.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todos: ¡Feliz Navidad!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.31,0:19:46.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's midnight, Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.35,0:19:46.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Son las doce, Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.35,0:19:48.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You can finally open your presents.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.43,0:19:48.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya puedes abrir los regalos.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.73,0:19:50.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Grandpa should open his first.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.77,0:19:50.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-El abuelo debería abrir el suyo primero.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.39,0:19:53.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.39,0:19:51.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.40,0:19:54.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es de mi parte.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.44,0:19:54.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.94,0:19:56.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tú no puedes darme\Nnada, pero eso no significa
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.94,0:19:56.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't give me nothing,\Nbut that doesn't mean
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.86,0:19:58.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que no te merezcas algo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.86,0:19:58.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't deserve something.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.45,0:20:03.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oye, aprendiste que la\NNavidad trata de la familia.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.49,0:20:03.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, he finally learned that\NChristmas is all about family.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.87,0:20:06.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Shh!\N-Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.95,0:20:06.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Shh!\N-Perdón.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.00,0:20:13.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Una cerveza?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.12,0:20:13.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-A beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.38,0:20:16.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es el regalo más hermoso que me han hecho.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.38,0:20:16.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the most beautiful\Ngift I've ever gotten.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.71,0:20:18.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Incluso mejor que tu amor.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.71,0:20:18.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's even better than your love.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.13,0:20:24.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero la guardaré para mañana, ¿de acuerdo?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.13,0:20:24.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm gonna save this\Nfor tomorrow, okay, boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.05,0:20:26.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La pondré justo aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.09,0:20:26.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna put it right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.55,0:20:28.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No te la bebas
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.55,0:20:28.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't drink this,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.01,0:20:31.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,or I'll snap your little elf legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.06,0:20:31.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,o te partiré esas piernitas de duende.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.18,0:20:34.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, Mayan, ya que antes me lo perdí...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.18,0:20:34.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Mayan, since I missed it earlier...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.52,0:20:37.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡ "Mi Burrito Sabanero"!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.52,0:20:37.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Mi Burrito Sabanero"!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.77,0:20:41.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You deserve a crown too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.86,0:20:41.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tú te mereces una corona también.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.74,0:20:48.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.74,0:20:48.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.12,0:20:50.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-The role I was born to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.24,0:20:50.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-El papel para el que he nacido.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.83,0:20:54.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten, súbete.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.83,0:20:54.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten, hop on.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.42,0:20:55.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vámonos.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.42,0:20:55.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Vámonos.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.96,0:21:03.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.96,0:21:03.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.11,0:21:26.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I can't stay mad at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.24,0:21:26.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedo estar enojado contigo y lo sabes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.61,0:21:29.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.61,0:21:29.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---