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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.87,0:00:06.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.92,0:00:07.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.00,0:00:08.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Óscar, gaviota.\N-[imita gaviota]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.00,0:00:08.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oscar, seagull.\N-[imitates seagull cry]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.75,0:00:10.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Five points-- It touched your lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.92,0:00:10.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cinco puntos--tocó tus labios.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.55,0:00:12.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance, gaviota.\N-[imita gaviota]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.55,0:00:12.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance, seagull.\N-[imitates seagull cry]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.38,0:00:14.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eso es... ¡diez puntos!\NSe acabó el juego. Tú ganas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.38,0:00:14.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-There you go--ten points!\NMan, game over. You win.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:16.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eres el rey de la basura de pájaros.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:16.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the king of the garbage birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.47,0:00:18.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Recojan sus premios del piso.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.51,0:00:18.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Collect your winnings off the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.76,0:00:20.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Papá, ya basta.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.81,0:00:20.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dad, that's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.18,0:00:21.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Last time I took Chance to the beach,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.31,0:00:21.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La última vez que llevé a Chance a la playa,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.73,0:00:23.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,he fought an actual seagull for a fry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.89,0:00:24.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,peleó con una gaviota real por una papita.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.89,0:00:27.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, but he won, and we ate good that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.10,0:00:27.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, pero ganó y comimos bien ese día.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.56,0:00:30.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mom, did you get my birthday invitations?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.61,0:00:29.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mamá, ¿tienes mis\Ninvitaciones de cumpleaños?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.86,0:00:32.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, gracias a la impresora del trabajo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.03,0:00:32.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yep, thanks to the printer at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.24,0:00:34.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,También robé estas bolsas de popó
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.24,0:00:34.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I also swiped these poop bags
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.36,0:00:36.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to put the party favors in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.40,0:00:36.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para poner los regalos de la fiesta.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.53,0:00:38.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esta es para ti, abuelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.53,0:00:38.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is for you, Grandpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.16,0:00:39.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vendrás, ¿verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.16,0:00:39.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're coming, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.58,0:00:41.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Claro que iré.\NSomos compañeros de cuarto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.58,0:00:41.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Of course I'll be there. We're roommates.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.24,0:00:44.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sería muy incómodo si no fuera.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.33,0:00:44.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it would be really\Nawkward if I didn't go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.29,0:00:46.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[clears throat] Hello. I'm right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.33,0:00:46.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[carraspea]\NHola. Estoy justo aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.88,0:00:50.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Estamos llenos, pero estás\Nen la lista de espera.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.88,0:00:50.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We're at full capacity,\Nbut you're on the wait list.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.96,0:00:52.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Then so is your gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entonces también tu regalo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.88,0:00:55.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es jamón.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.88,0:00:55.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ham.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:00:58.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-His birthday's at the insect museum?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.76,0:00:58.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Su cumpleaños es en el museo de insectos?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.43,0:01:00.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.\N-With all the dead bugs?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.47,0:00:59.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí.\N-¿Con los bichos muertos?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:01.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ajá.\N-Te ahorraré
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:01.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.14,0:01:02.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,un poco de dinero, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.22,0:01:02.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll save you some money, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.52,0:01:04.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I stepped on a cockroach this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.85,0:01:04.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me paré en una cucaracha esta mañana.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.06,0:01:07.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's still stuck to my shoe.\NI'll show it to you for free.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.64,0:01:07.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sigue pegada en mi zapato.\NTe la enseñaré gratis.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.27,0:01:09.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Crees que el museo tenga mariquitas?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.27,0:01:09.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do you think the museum has ladybugs?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.23,0:01:10.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Siempre me pregunté
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:10.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I always wondered what it would be like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.61,0:01:12.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to go on a fancy date with one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.69,0:01:12.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cómo sería tener una cita elegante con una.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.78,0:01:15.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[British accent] Hello,\Nmilady. Fancy a crumpet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.86,0:01:15.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[acento británico] Hola,\Nmilady. ¿Le apetece un bollo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.12,0:01:21.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y por eso no estás invitado.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.12,0:01:21.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And that's why you're not invited.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.16,0:01:22.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a whole freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.24,0:01:22.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eres un completo raro.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.83,0:01:25.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,HOLA, SOY MAYAN.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.87,0:01:27.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:27.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,TENGO PROBLEMAS CON PAPÁ.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.79,0:01:29.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,CONOZCAN A MI PAPÁ.\NNO HABLAMOS DURANTE AÑOS.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.83,0:01:34.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.75,0:01:32.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,PERO...\NAHORA VIVE CONMIGO.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.21,0:01:34.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.68,0:01:43.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué están haciendo?\N-Pagando facturas.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.89,0:01:43.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are you guys doing?\N-Paying bills.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.64,0:01:46.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Very responsible. Got to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.77,0:01:45.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Qué responsables.\NTengo que irme.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.98,0:01:47.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Espera.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.02,0:01:47.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hold up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.64,0:01:49.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sabemos que ha sido difícil\Ndesde que perdiste tu hogar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.69,0:01:50.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, we know it's been\Nhard for you losing your home,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.02,0:01:51.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,mantener tus negocios a flote
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.23,0:01:51.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,keeping your business afloat,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.61,0:01:54.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,zipping up your pants after five beers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.65,0:01:54.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y subir tus pantalones\Ndespués de cinco cervezas.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.40,0:01:55.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No te pedimos dinero para la renta.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.44,0:01:58.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We're not asking you for rent.\N-Whew. Okay, I'll stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.40,0:01:57.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Muy bien. Me quedaré.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.90,0:02:01.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Estoy aquí.\N-Ahora quiero irme otra vez.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.15,0:02:01.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm here.\N-Now I want to go again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.32,0:02:02.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I have exciting news.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.37,0:02:02.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tengo noticias emocionantes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.91,0:02:05.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Your tías are coming to\Ntown for Chance's birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.03,0:02:05.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tus tías vendrán a la ciudad\Npor el cumpleaños de Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.41,0:02:08.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, my actual tías or the\Nladies you made me call "tías,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.45,0:02:06.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Espera, ¿mis tías reales
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.83,0:02:08.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,o las mujeres a las que\Nme haces llamar "tías",
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.25,0:02:10.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,como tus primas, tus compañeras de trabajo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.25,0:02:10.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,like your cousins, your coworkers,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.17,0:02:12.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y tu cajera favorita en Chico's?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.17,0:02:12.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and your favorite cashier at Chico's?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.42,0:02:14.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Janet y yo no nos hablamos
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.46,0:02:14.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm, Janet and I aren't speaking,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.17,0:02:16.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y depende de ella arreglarlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.17,0:02:16.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's up to her to make it right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.34,0:02:19.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Como sea, serán Daisy, Lily y Flor,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.34,0:02:19.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, it's Daisy, Lily, and Flor,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.38,0:02:21.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,las tías de Nueva York que viajan juntas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.43,0:02:21.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the tías from New York who travel together.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.64,0:02:22.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-They share one broomstick
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.80,0:02:22.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Comparten una escoba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.89,0:02:26.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a menos que decidan ir en Jet Bruja.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.89,0:02:26.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,unless they decided to go Jet Bruja.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.52,0:02:27.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo no las conozco.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.52,0:02:27.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I've never met them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.85,0:02:29.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Espero causar una buena impresión.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.98,0:02:29.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So I hope I can make a good impression.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.60,0:02:32.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Unless your name is\NJulio Iglesias, Andy Garcia,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.64,0:02:32.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-A menos que tu nombre sea\NJulio Iglesias, Andy García,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.31,0:02:34.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,o un capitán de una línea\Nde cruceros Carnaval,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.36,0:02:34.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,or a Carnival Cruise Line captain,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.36,0:02:36.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no van a estar impresionadas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.36,0:02:36.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,they're not going to be impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.48,0:02:39.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me emociona practicar mi español con ellas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.61,0:02:39.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I am just excited to practice\Nmy Spanish with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.53,0:02:41.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vean, ya tengo mi acento mexicano.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.65,0:02:41.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,See, I already got my Mexican accent down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.70,0:02:44.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y ahora puedo mostrar el cubano.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.70,0:02:44.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I get to showcase my Cuban one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.37,0:02:46.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Listos? El mexicano, es...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.37,0:02:47.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready? In Mexican, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.29,0:02:51.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[speaking Spanish]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.33,0:02:49.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El cangrejo bebe leche.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.17,0:02:53.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y en cubano, es...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.17,0:02:53.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And in Cuban, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.08,0:02:55.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El cangrejo bebe leche.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.46,0:02:59.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Los acentos están en las manos.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.46,0:02:59.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Accent's all in the hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.55,0:03:01.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iré a planchar mi guayabera.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.55,0:03:01.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to iron my guayabera.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.64,0:03:07.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't worry. I'll make\Nsure he does none of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.68,0:03:07.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No te preocupes. Me aseguraré\Nde que no haga nada de eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.06,0:03:08.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Solo debería hablar inglés.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.06,0:03:08.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-He should just speak English.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.27,0:03:10.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't like it when people try so hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.48,0:03:10.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No les gusta cuando las\Npersonas se esfuerzan tanto.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.14,0:03:12.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, then they're going\Nto love the dead bug party,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.19,0:03:12.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entonces van a amar\Nla fiesta de bichos muertos,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.69,0:03:16.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque claramente, Mayan no\Nse esforzó mucho planeándola.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.69,0:03:16.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because clearly Mayan\Ndidn't try too hard planning that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.40,0:03:18.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿El museo de atropellos estaba cerrado?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.40,0:03:19.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Was the roadkill museum closed?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.57,0:03:20.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oye, esto es lo que Chance quiere.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.19,0:03:20.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, this is what Chance wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.95,0:03:22.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Conozco a mi hijo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.95,0:03:22.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know my son.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.45,0:03:24.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I know how to show that kid a good time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.49,0:03:24.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y yo sé cómo hacerle pasar\Nun buen rato a ese niño.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.03,0:03:26.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So come on, Mayan, let me plan this birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.49,0:03:26.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vamos, Mayan, déjame\Nplanificar este cumpleaños.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.08,0:03:28.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember all the great\Nbirthday parties I threw you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.12,0:03:28.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Recuerdas las geniales fiestas\Nde cumpleaños que te hacía?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.33,0:03:31.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Las hacía yo.\NTú vomitabas en ellas.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.33,0:03:31.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I threw them. You threw up at them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.41,0:03:33.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Recuerdo un año que tomaste tanto
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.46,0:03:33.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I remember one year you drank so much
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.42,0:03:35.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que te desmayaste en la casa inflable.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.42,0:03:35.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that you passed out in the bounce house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.09,0:03:36.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Best sleep of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.13,0:03:36.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-La mejor siesta de mi vida.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.29,0:03:37.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es suave ahí dentro,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.42,0:03:37.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's soft in there,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.59,0:03:40.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,hugs your curves in all the right places.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.63,0:03:40.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,abraza todas tus curvas\Nen los lugares correctos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.55,0:03:42.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nunca me diste regalos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.59,0:03:42.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You never even got me gifts.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.09,0:03:44.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you for a puppy\Nevery year until I was 14,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.13,0:03:44.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te pedía un perrito todos\Nlos años hasta que cumplí 14,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.97,0:03:46.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero lo más cercano que recibí fue esa mujer
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.97,0:03:48.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but the closest I got was that\Nwoman you dated named Fifi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.60,0:03:48.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,con la que salías llamada Fifí.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.64,0:03:52.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Siempre venía cuando la llamaba.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.64,0:03:53.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-She always came when I called her.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.44,0:03:55.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Buena Fifí.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.69,0:03:55.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Good Fifi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.44,0:03:56.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayan, si te hubiera dado un perro,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.56,0:03:56.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayan, if I had given you a dog,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.94,0:03:58.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,te habrías hartado de los perros
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.98,0:03:58.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you would have gotten your fill of dogs,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.73,0:04:00.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you would have never wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.78,0:04:00.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y nunca habrías deseado perseguir
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.03,0:04:03.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to pursue a career as a\Nvet, so you're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.65,0:04:03.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,una carrera como veterinaria,\Nasí que de nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.07,0:04:05.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quise ser veterinaria por "Air Bud".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.11,0:04:06.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I wanted to be a vet because of "Air Bud."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.03,0:04:07.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pensé que era por
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.24,0:04:11.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I thought it was because\Nof "Beverly Hills Chihuahua."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.58,0:04:10.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Un Chihuahua en Beverly Hills".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.58,0:04:13.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Vamos, Mayan, es mi primer\Ncumpleaños con Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.20,0:04:13.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Mayan, this is\Nmy first birthday with Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.54,0:04:16.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me throw him a classic\NLopez backyard banger
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.58,0:04:16.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Déjame organizarle una\Nclásica fiesta López de jardín
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.46,0:04:18.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with a bounce house, a piñata, and chickens
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.50,0:04:18.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,con una casa inflable, una piñata y gallinas
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.38,0:04:19.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que comienzan siendo el entretenimiento
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.59,0:04:21.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that start out as entertainment\Nand end up as dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.01,0:04:21.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y terminan siendo la cena.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.97,0:04:24.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mayan y Quentin no pueden pagar todo eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.97,0:04:24.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mayan and Quentin can't afford all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.05,0:04:26.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how they dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.13,0:04:26.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira cómo se visten.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.26,0:04:30.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ellos no pueden, tú sí, sugar mama.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.55,0:04:30.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-They can't, but you can, sugar mama.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.85,0:04:32.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagina esto--un letrero que diga:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.85,0:04:33.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Picture this--a banner that says
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.64,0:04:34.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Séptimo Cumpleaños de Chance,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.02,0:04:34.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Chance's Seventh Birthday,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.10,0:04:37.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"patrocinado por Rosie\Nla reina de la aseguranza.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.56,0:04:38.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"sponsored by Rosie La Reina's Insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.98,0:04:39.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se habla inglés".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.02,0:04:39.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Se habla inglés."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.57,0:04:42.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how many people
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.61,0:04:42.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Sabes cuántas personas
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.82,0:04:44.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,vienen al cumpleaños de un niño latino?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.82,0:04:44.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,come to a Latino kid's birthday party?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.32,0:04:46.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can guarantee you none\Nof them will have insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.65,0:04:48.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te aseguro que ninguno tendrá seguro.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.24,0:04:49.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Acepto.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.24,0:04:49.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.66,0:04:51.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-De acuerdo, tengo que hablar con Óscar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.66,0:04:50.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, I got to go talk to Oscar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.95,0:04:52.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a hookup at the party store.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.49,0:04:53.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene un contacto en la tienda de fiestas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.29,0:04:55.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Her name is Brenda, and\Nshe's got nice balloons.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.04,0:04:55.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se llama Brenda y tiene lindos globos.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.29,0:05:00.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-De ninguna forma hará eso.\N-De ninguna manera.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.33,0:04:59.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's no way he actually\Nfollows through with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.25,0:05:00.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no way in hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.88,0:05:03.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo que hará es coquetear\Ncon esa chica de la tienda.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.88,0:05:03.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All he's going to do is hit\Non that girl at the party store.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.67,0:05:05.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Debería llamarla para prevenirla.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.72,0:05:05.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I should call ahead and warn her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.93,0:05:10.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.93,0:05:10.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.56,0:05:13.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[birds chirping]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.60,0:05:13.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[aves trinando]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.48,0:05:18.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué está pasando?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.60,0:05:18.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.73,0:05:20.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿De verdad lo hiciste?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.73,0:05:20.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You actually came through?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.44,0:05:22.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si hay algo en que puedo confiar,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.57,0:05:22.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's one thing I can rely on you for,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.40,0:05:24.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,es en que no seas confiable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.53,0:05:24.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,it's being unreliable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.90,0:05:27.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Soy un adulto.\NSoy adúltero.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.90,0:05:27.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm adulting. I'm an adulterer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.20,0:05:30.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tengo malas noticias.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.20,0:05:30.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I got some bad news.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.53,0:05:31.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que la casa inflable está dañada.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.58,0:05:32.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the bounce house is broken.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.04,0:05:35.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Intenté soplar en ella, pero no se infla.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.04,0:05:35.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried blowing into\Nit, but it won't inflate.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.12,0:05:37.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tiene un motor, tonto.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.12,0:05:37.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It has a motor, fool.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.50,0:05:40.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Con qué le soplaste?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.54,0:05:40.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you even blow into?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.04,0:05:41.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Antes de que comiences a soplar otra cosa,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.13,0:05:42.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Before you start blowing anything up,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.88,0:05:43.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,deberíamos preguntarle a Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.17,0:05:43.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we should check with Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.38,0:05:45.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a ver si esto es lo que realmente quiere.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.55,0:05:45.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to see if this is what he really wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.59,0:05:47.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure he wants a bug party.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.67,0:05:47.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy segura de que quiere\Nuna fiesta de insectos.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:50.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está tan emocionado que comenzó\Nsu colección de insectos
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:50.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's so excited that he\Nstarted his own bug collection,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.55,0:05:53.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y ahora tengo que quemar sus sábanas.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.55,0:05:53.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and now I have to burn his sheets.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.22,0:05:57.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, those ants are my fault. I\Nkeep hot dogs under the bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.26,0:05:54.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esas hormigas son mi culpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.64,0:05:57.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengo perros calientes debajo de la cama.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.02,0:05:58.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you think I'm never hungover?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.06,0:05:58.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué crees que nunca tengo resaca?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.48,0:05:59.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.52,0:05:59.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.90,0:06:01.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Estaba a punto de\Nhacer eso... Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.90,0:06:02.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eh, I was just about to do that--Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.02,0:06:03.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No es una competencia.\N¡Chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.02,0:06:03.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not a competition. Chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.73,0:06:06.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Then why am I winning? Chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.82,0:06:06.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entonces, ¿por qué\Nestoy ganando? ¡Chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.32,0:06:11.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Tengo una casa inflable?\N¡Esta fiesta será genial!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.41,0:06:12.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I got a bounce house?\NThis party's about to be lit!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.03,0:06:14.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué hay de los insectos?\N-Están muertos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.03,0:06:14.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What about the bugs?\N-They're dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.54,0:06:17.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll still be dead next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.58,0:06:17.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Seguirán muertos la próxima semana.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.58,0:06:19.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Supongo que le parece bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.58,0:06:19.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I guess he's okay with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.58,0:06:21.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quieres ver una gallina viva?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.58,0:06:21.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to see a live chicken?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.29,0:06:24.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dile hola a Gallennifer López.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.29,0:06:24.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Say hello to Hennifer Lopez.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:25.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Vaya!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:25.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.80,0:06:27.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't get too attached.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.01,0:06:27.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No te encariñes mucho.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.30,0:06:36.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.60,0:06:36.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.18,0:06:37.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.27,0:06:37.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.56,0:06:39.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oye, gordo, ¿estás disfrutando la fiesta?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.56,0:06:39.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, gordo, enjoying the party?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.23,0:06:40.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es la mejor, abuelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.23,0:06:40.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's the best, Grandpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.90,0:06:42.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Did you do what I said?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.94,0:06:42.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Hiciste lo que te dije?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.11,0:06:44.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, I got three girls' numbers...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.23,0:06:44.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, conseguí el número de tres niñas...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.48,0:06:47.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tan pronto tengan la edad\Npara tener teléfono.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.48,0:06:48.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as they're old enough to have phones.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.74,0:06:50.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y hasta que tú tengas\Nla edad para tener teléfono,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.82,0:06:50.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And as soon as you're\Nold enough to get a phone,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.24,0:06:51.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,te enseñaré cómo guardar los números
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.24,0:06:51.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you how to save their numbers
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.45,0:06:53.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de Domino's, Pizza Hut y Little Caesars.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.53,0:06:53.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,as Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Little Caesars.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.74,0:06:54.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.74,0:06:55.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.99,0:06:56.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Porque cuando crezcas,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.04,0:06:56.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because when you get older,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.45,0:06:58.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,vas a querer comer diferentes tipos de pizza
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.45,0:06:58.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you're going to want to\Neat a lot of different pizza
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.12,0:07:00.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,from a lot of different places...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.25,0:07:00.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de muchos lugares diferentes...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.12,0:07:02.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,thin and thick crust.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.42,0:07:02.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,con corteza delgada y gruesa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.21,0:07:07.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tu papá y yo organizamos\Nuna buena fiesta, ¿verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.42,0:07:07.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your dad and I really\Nnailed this party, didn't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.42,0:07:09.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, it's great--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.59,0:07:09.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, es genial--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.26,0:07:11.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Almost like two adult children got high
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.30,0:07:11.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Casi como si dos niños adultos se drogaron
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.43,0:07:14.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y organizaron una fiesta de cumpleaños.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.43,0:07:14.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and planned a birthday party.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.26,0:07:16.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué pasa con tu vibra?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.47,0:07:16.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, what's going on with your vibe?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.22,0:07:17.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De qué hablas?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.26,0:07:17.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.68,0:07:20.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sé cuando a una mujer le molesta algo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.77,0:07:20.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm, I can tell when\Nsomething's bothering a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.35,0:07:24.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengo, como dicen ustedes,\Nintuición femenina.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.48,0:07:25.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I have, how do you say, women's intuition.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.57,0:07:27.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dios mío.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.61,0:07:27.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.82,0:07:30.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tengo el presentimiento de que estás triste
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.86,0:07:30.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm getting the feeling that you're bummed
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.70,0:07:33.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that Chance chose this\Nbig party over your idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.82,0:07:33.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque Chance eligió esta\Ngran fiesta y no tu idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.70,0:07:36.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\NQuiero que sea feliz.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.78,0:07:35.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.12,0:07:36.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I want him to be happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.58,0:07:38.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí él está feliz, yo estoy feliz.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.79,0:07:38.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If he's happy, I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.79,0:07:42.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pero no suenas feliz.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.91,0:07:42.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But you don't sound happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.25,0:07:46.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me la estoy pasando muy bien, menso.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.29,0:07:46.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm having the time of my life, menso.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.13,0:07:50.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bien, esto es violencia\Nde intuición de mujer a mujer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.25,0:07:47.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, this is
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.46,0:07:50.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,women-on-women's-intuition violence.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.63,0:07:52.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ahí está.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.67,0:07:52.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, there he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.93,0:07:56.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten, this is Tía Daisy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.97,0:07:56.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten, ella es la tía Daisy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.55,0:07:59.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tus ojos nobles me recuerdan
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.55,0:07:59.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your kind eyes remind me
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.47,0:08:02.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a mi último esposo, Raymundo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.47,0:08:02.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,of my late husband, Raymundo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.94,0:08:04.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lamento su pérdida.\N¿Cuándo murió?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.94,0:08:04.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry for your loss. When did he pass?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.90,0:08:07.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hace 25 años.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.90,0:08:07.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-25 years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.57,0:08:10.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero cuando lo llevas\Nen un medallón en tu cuello,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.57,0:08:10.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But when you wear him in\Na locket around your neck,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.32,0:08:12.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,parece que fue ayer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.32,0:08:12.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like it was yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.45,0:08:18.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y ella es la tía Lily.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.45,0:08:18.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And this is Tía Lily.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.58,0:08:21.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-En realidad es\NSra. Dra. Lily Rodríguez.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.62,0:08:21.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's actually Mrs. Dr. Lily Rodriguez.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.54,0:08:23.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, are you a doctor?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.75,0:08:23.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Eres doctora?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.21,0:08:26.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mi esposo lo es, así que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.21,0:08:26.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-My husband is, so pretty much.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.92,0:08:29.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y mi prima Flor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.92,0:08:29.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And my cousin Flor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.71,0:08:31.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me encanta tu visera brillante.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.88,0:08:31.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I love your sparkly visor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.42,0:08:33.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Puedes creer que la hice yo misma?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.42,0:08:33.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Would you believe I make them myself?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.47,0:08:35.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Las vendo en Es-ty.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.47,0:08:36.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I sell them on "Es-ty."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.51,0:08:37.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, a Quinten también le va bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.05,0:08:38.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, Quinten does well, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.76,0:08:40.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Trabaja con los genios de Apple.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.01,0:08:40.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He works at the Apple Genius Bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.35,0:08:41.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Ah!\N-Ajá.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.35,0:08:41.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh!\N-Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.89,0:08:43.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to go make us some drinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.02,0:08:43.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iré a prepararnos unos tragos.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.69,0:08:45.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué no les cuentas la vez que reparaste
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.69,0:08:45.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you tell them about the time
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.23,0:08:47.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that you fixed Enrique Iglesias's phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.52,0:08:47.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,el teléfono a Enrique Iglesias?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.81,0:08:49.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todas: ¡Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.81,0:08:49.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[ladies gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.77,0:08:53.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Está bien, eh, él lo trajo
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.82,0:08:54.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, so, uh, he brought it in,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.03,0:08:55.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y yo lo reparé.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.03,0:08:55.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I fixed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.86,0:08:57.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Y dónde estaba Julio?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.86,0:08:57.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But where was Julio?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.37,0:09:03.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Puedes resetear mi reconocimiento facial?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.37,0:09:03.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can you reset my facial recognition?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.04,0:09:05.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No ha funcionado desde que\Nuna abeja me picó en los labios
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.04,0:09:05.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't worked since I got\Nstung on the lips by a bee
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.83,0:09:09.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and the swelling spread to my breasts.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.92,0:09:09.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y la hinchazón se fue a mis pechos.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.04,0:09:11.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Claro, no hay problema.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.09,0:09:12.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sure, no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.34,0:09:13.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pobre Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.38,0:09:15.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[speaking Spanish]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.30,0:09:15.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Haciéndole promoción a su negocio
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.26,0:09:16.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,en el cumpleaños de su nieto.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.97,0:09:18.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No le ha de estar yendo bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.39,0:09:23.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[speaking Spanish]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.47,0:09:24.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y mira cómo está vestida, como una hoochie.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.85,0:09:28.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es que quiere volver con George\Npara no morir sola.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.27,0:09:31.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Déjame decirte algo...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.27,0:09:31.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Déjame decirte algo...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.48,0:09:33.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[speaking Spanish]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.61,0:09:33.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que no ha sentido el peso de un hombre
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.74,0:09:35.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,desde que el huesero la arregló la cadera.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.90,0:09:38.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[risas]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.90,0:09:38.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.79,0:09:44.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hola, papi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.79,0:09:44.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, hey, papa.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.41,0:09:46.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué tal si la pasas con mamá?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.54,0:09:46.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you hang with\Nyour mom for a little bit?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.58,0:09:48.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tal vez luego. Me estoy\Ndivirtiendo en este momento.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.58,0:09:48.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Maybe later. Right now I'm having fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.79,0:09:50.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-So am I!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.83,0:09:50.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Yo también!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.30,0:09:54.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chica...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.30,0:09:54.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.76,0:09:57.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vamos a jugar a ponerle la cola al burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.80,0:09:57.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We're going to play Pin\Nthe Tail on the Donkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.26,0:09:58.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El abuelo dice que es el mejor
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.26,0:09:58.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandpa says he's the best
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.76,0:10:02.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque ha perseguido colas toda su vida.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.76,0:10:02.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because he's been\Nchasing tail his whole life.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.72,0:10:06.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get it, but I laughed anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.76,0:10:06.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo entendí, pero\Nle preguntaré de todas maneras.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.27,0:10:09.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música cumbia]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.27,0:10:09.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[cumbia music]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.27,0:10:16.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.27,0:10:16.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.38,0:10:36.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.42,0:10:36.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Au!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.84,0:10:43.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.84,0:10:43.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.73,0:10:53.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.77,0:10:53.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.15,0:10:57.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.15,0:10:57.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.07,0:11:05.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.24,0:11:05.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.24,0:11:08.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.24,0:11:09.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.16,0:11:10.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Rosie, tengo que decirte algo
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.29,0:11:10.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Rosie, I need to tell you something,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.79,0:11:12.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and it might be upsetting.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.96,0:11:12.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y podría enojarte.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.29,0:11:15.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I already know\Nabout your inverted nipples.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.67,0:11:14.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ya sé lo de tus pezones invertidos.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.84,0:11:17.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No es lo que iba a decir.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.88,0:11:17.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not what I was going to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.46,0:11:20.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero para actualizar, se revirtieron.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.80,0:11:22.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But update--they reverted.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.84,0:11:24.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Escuché a las tías hablando de ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.30,0:11:24.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I overheard the tías talking about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.26,0:11:27.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No se dieron cuenta de que entiendo español.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.35,0:11:27.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't realize that\NI understand Spanish.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.60,0:11:29.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Interesante.\N¿Qué dijeron?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.60,0:11:29.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Interesting. What did they say?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.85,0:11:32.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cosas generales,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.85,0:11:32.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, just g-general stuff,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.35,0:11:34.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de cómo estás batallando con el negocio,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.35,0:11:34.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,like how you're struggling with business
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.23,0:11:39.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and fashion choices and\Nlack of romantic fulfillment.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.27,0:11:37.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,elecciones de moda y la falta\Nde satisfacción romántica.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.36,0:11:42.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-So they called me a\Nhoochie who can't get laid?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.40,0:11:42.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Me dijeron hoochie y que\Nno puede acostarse con nadie?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.82,0:11:45.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Una hoochie arruinada.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.86,0:11:45.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-A broke hoochie.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.24,0:11:47.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.28,0:11:46.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.70,0:11:49.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si me odias por decírtelo,\Nlo entiendo completamente.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.04,0:11:49.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If you hate me for telling\Nyou, I completely understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.33,0:11:50.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No te odio.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.37,0:11:50.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't hate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.75,0:11:53.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Era una prueba.\NPasaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.79,0:11:53.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a test. You passed.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.83,0:11:55.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Disculpa, ¿qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.83,0:11:55.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.38,0:11:57.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te dejé solo con esas chismosas a propósito
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.42,0:11:57.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I left you alone with those\Nchismosas on purpose
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.84,0:11:59.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para ver si reportabas algo y lo hiciste.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.84,0:12:00.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to see if you would report back, and you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.01,0:12:02.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahora confío en ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.17,0:12:02.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I trust you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.55,0:12:04.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿No confiabas en mí antes?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.55,0:12:04.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You didn't trust me before?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.22,0:12:07.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Rosie, he estado con Mayan ocho años.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.22,0:12:07.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Rosie, I've been with Mayan for eight years.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.56,0:12:09.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pero no están casados,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.68,0:12:09.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But you're not married,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.22,0:12:10.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que debes seguir probando tu lealtad.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.22,0:12:10.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so you have to keep proving your loyalty.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.93,0:12:13.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si quieres que las pruebas\Nparen, dale un anillo.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.98,0:12:13.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want the tests\Nto stop, put a ring on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.90,0:12:15.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Siempre es divertido.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.98,0:12:15.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's always fun. No matter where we start,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.61,0:12:18.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No importa donde comencemos,\Nsiempre terminamos aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.86,0:12:18.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we always end up right back here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.86,0:12:21.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Estás enojada con las tías?\N-Ay, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.90,0:12:21.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-So are you mad at the tías now?\N-Ay, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.70,0:12:26.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En nuestra familia, el chisme\Nes nuestro lenguaje de amor.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.99,0:12:26.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,In our family, chisme is our love language.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.07,0:12:27.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If we stop talking crap about you,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.12,0:12:29.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si dejamos de hablar mal de ti,\Nya no nos importas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.83,0:12:29.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't care anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.45,0:12:31.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo también digo cosas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.58,0:12:31.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I say stuff, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.08,0:12:34.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El maravilloso esposo de Daisy, Raymundo--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.08,0:12:34.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Daisy's amazing husband, Raymundo--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.75,0:12:36.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Un estafador.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.75,0:12:36.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Scam artist.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.29,0:12:39.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que fingió su muerte\Npara alejarse de ella.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.33,0:12:39.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he faked his own\Ndeath to get away from her.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.80,0:12:42.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cielos.\N-Ajá.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.80,0:12:42.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my.\N-Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.26,0:12:44.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y el importante doctor esposo de Lily
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.26,0:12:45.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lily's big-deal doctor\Nhusband works at the morgue.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.43,0:12:45.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,trabaja en la morgue.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.68,0:12:48.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que ayudó a Raymundo a fingir su muerte.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.93,0:12:49.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he helped Raymundo fake his death.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.56,0:12:51.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.56,0:12:51.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.56,0:12:53.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ajá.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.56,0:12:53.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.10,0:12:55.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y quieres escuchar\Nlo más sorprendente de todo?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.18,0:12:55.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And you want to hear the\Nbiggest shock of them all?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.52,0:12:57.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Flor doesn't bedazzle her own visors.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.73,0:12:57.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Flor no escarcha sus propias viseras.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.86,0:13:01.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Las subcontrata en Tailandia.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.94,0:13:01.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She outsources to Thailand.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.07,0:13:02.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡No puede ser!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.28,0:13:03.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.99,0:13:05.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sus viseras son geniales,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.11,0:13:05.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, her visors are nice,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.28,0:13:07.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero no son tan brillantes, ¿cierto?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.45,0:13:07.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but they aren't even that sparkly, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.24,0:13:08.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No hables de mi familia.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.28,0:13:08.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't talk about my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.20,0:13:12.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pensé que--porque dijiste--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.20,0:13:12.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I thought you--because you said--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.91,0:13:14.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that how you show that you care?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.95,0:13:14.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿No es así como demuestran amor?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.91,0:13:16.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.96,0:13:16.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, nosotros.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.62,0:13:18.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero tú no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.62,0:13:19.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.79,0:13:21.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.46,0:13:21.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.21,0:13:25.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,puedes ayudarme a hablarles\Nen mi otro lenguaje de amor--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.34,0:13:25.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you can help me talk to them\Nin my other love language--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.51,0:13:27.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Venganza.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.51,0:13:27.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Revenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.93,0:13:33.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thank God I passed your test.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.97,0:13:32.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gracias a Dios que pasé tu prueba.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.89,0:13:36.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ríe]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.89,0:13:37.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.02,0:13:38.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vine a hacer una revisión de sentimientos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.15,0:13:39.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just coming over for a feelings check.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.02,0:13:42.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Háblame.\NEste es un espacio seguro.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.11,0:13:42.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Talk to me. This is a safe space.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.53,0:13:44.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No para ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.65,0:13:44.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.78,0:13:46.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Seamos honestos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.82,0:13:46.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's just be honest with each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.82,0:13:48.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo voy primero.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.91,0:13:48.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go first.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.24,0:13:52.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A veces pienso en tu mamá en la ducha.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.49,0:13:54.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes I think about\Nyour mom in the shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.41,0:13:56.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.45,0:13:56.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.21,0:13:58.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ahora admite que estás celosa\Npor esta fiesta.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.25,0:13:58.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now you admit that\Nyou're jealous of this party.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.29,0:14:02.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. Solo me molesta que\Nmi papá le haga pensar a Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.29,0:14:02.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. I'm just annoyed that\Nmy dad has Chance thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.59,0:14:05.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que cada cumpleaños tiene\Nque ser más grande y mejor.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.59,0:14:05.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that every birthday has\Nto be bigger and better.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.34,0:14:08.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El próximo año va a esperar\Nuna fiesta privada
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.47,0:14:08.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So next year he's going\Nto expect a private party
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.18,0:14:10.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,en un yate como si fuera El Chapo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.22,0:14:11.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,on a yacht like he's El Chapo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.64,0:14:13.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya tienen la misma altura.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.05,0:14:13.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They're already the same height.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.60,0:14:15.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No te creo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.60,0:14:15.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't buy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.27,0:14:20.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[gruñe]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.39,0:14:20.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.06,0:14:22.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y ahora su cabezota está en la casa inflable.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.06,0:14:22.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And now his big head is in the bounce house.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.23,0:14:24.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Adults aren't allowed in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.27,0:14:24.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Los adultos no están permitidos ahí.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.23,0:14:25.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Voy a entrar.\N-Espera.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.36,0:14:25.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm going in.\N-Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.94,0:14:28.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No creo que sea seguro entrar\Ncon el cuchillo del pastel.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.94,0:14:28.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it's safe to go\Nin there with the cake cutter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.86,0:14:30.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Papá, sal de ahí.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.86,0:14:30.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dad, get out of there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.95,0:14:34.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[pop, air hissing]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.99,0:14:34.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[explosión, aire saliendo]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.29,0:14:38.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What the hell, Mayan? You\Nstabbed the bounce house!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.37,0:14:38.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué demonios, Mayan?\N¡Apuñalaste la casa inflable!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.25,0:14:40.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to sleep in here tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.33,0:14:40.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iba a dormir aquí esta noche.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.75,0:14:42.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Fue un accidente!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.75,0:14:42.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It was an accident!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.88,0:14:48.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-La inflé con mi boca.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.88,0:14:47.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I blew it up with my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.72,0:14:55.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Agh!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.85,0:14:57.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Can someone get us out of here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.89,0:14:57.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Alguien nos puede sacar de aquí?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.73,0:15:01.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Todavía no.\NSigue abrazando mis curvas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.93,0:15:01.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not yet. It's still hugging my curves.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.36,0:15:07.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Look what you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.15,0:15:09.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mira lo que hiciste. Ahora\Nno me devolverán mi depósito.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.57,0:15:08.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'll never get my deposit back.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.95,0:15:10.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's Mom's deposit. She paid for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.07,0:15:10.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es el depósito de mamá.\NElla lo pagó.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.70,0:15:13.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo sé. Me lo iba a quedar.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.70,0:15:13.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know. I was going to keep it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.24,0:15:14.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué pasa, Mayan?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.28,0:15:14.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So what gives, Mayan?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.91,0:15:16.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Le hago a Chance\Nuna fiesta genial y te enojas?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.95,0:15:16.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I give Chance a great\Nbirthday party, and you're mad?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.91,0:15:18.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like you don't want me\Nto have fun with my grandson.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.95,0:15:18.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece que no quieres\Nque me divierta con mi nieto.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.58,0:15:22.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why does he get that when I never did?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.91,0:15:22.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué él sí recibe eso\Ncuando yo nunca lo hice?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.33,0:15:24.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entonces es eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.42,0:15:24.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, so that's what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.09,0:15:26.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I never got to do a piñata with you
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.13,0:15:28.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nunca tuve una piñata contigo\Nni soplé velitas.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.50,0:15:28.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,or blow out candles.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.09,0:15:29.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quería que me hicieran girar tan fuerte
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.21,0:15:29.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to be spun so hard
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.88,0:15:32.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that I stuck a pin in a tía's butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.92,0:15:32.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para clavar un alfiler en el trasero de tía.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.35,0:15:35.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo hago todo bien
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.39,0:15:35.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-So I do everything right,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.93,0:15:38.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y sigues restregándome el pasado en la cara.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.93,0:15:38.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're still throwing\Nthe past in my face.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.35,0:15:41.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.39,0:15:39.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡No!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.06,0:15:42.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.06,0:15:42.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.40,0:15:46.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está mal.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.40,0:15:46.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's screwed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.11,0:15:48.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Digo, finalmente estás presente con él
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.15,0:15:48.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you're finally showing up for him
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.44,0:15:51.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de maneras que nunca lo estuviste para mí
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.44,0:15:51.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,in ways you never showed up for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.07,0:15:53.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y no puedo soportarlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.07,0:15:53.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I can't handle it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.57,0:15:55.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And now my kid's birthday is ruined
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.62,0:15:55.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y ahora el cumpleaños de mi hijo se arruinó
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.70,0:15:57.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque estoy celosa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.70,0:15:57.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm jealous.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.67,0:16:04.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Iré yo.\NYa la lastimaste demasiado.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.67,0:16:04.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll go. You've hurt her enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.30,0:16:11.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.30,0:16:11.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.59,0:16:14.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Se divierten?\N-Claro que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.59,0:16:14.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Having fun?\N-Claro que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.14,0:16:17.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A pesar de que la casa inflable se arruinó,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.14,0:16:17.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though the bounce house got destroyed,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.10,0:16:18.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,me apuñalaron el trasero
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.10,0:16:18.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,my ass got stabbed,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.68,0:16:22.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y de que este pastel parece\Ntener solo dos leches...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.68,0:16:22.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and this cake appears\Nto only have dos leches...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.56,0:16:25.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fue una hermosa fiesta.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.60,0:16:25.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,this has been a beautiful party.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.40,0:16:27.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gracias.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.40,0:16:27.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.19,0:16:28.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y está a punto de mejorar.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.32,0:16:29.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's about to get better.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.94,0:16:31.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten ofreció actualizar sus teléfonos...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.11,0:16:30.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten has offered
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.49,0:16:32.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to upgrade your phones... [ladies gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.07,0:16:32.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,todas: ¡Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.11,0:16:34.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,With the latest top-secret technology
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.15,0:16:34.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Con la última tecnología súper secreta
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.78,0:16:39.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that only white and Asian people get.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.86,0:16:37.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que solo consiguen las personas\Nblancas y asiáticas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.24,0:16:41.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.29,0:16:41.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Lo sabía!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.87,0:16:45.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, tendrán señal\Nen un elevador, en la luna,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.91,0:16:45.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, you'll get reception\Nin an elevator, on the moon,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.63,0:16:47.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,el tercer piso del estacionamiento
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.63,0:16:49.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the third-floor parking below TJ Maxx.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.09,0:16:49.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,abajo de TJ Maxx.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.17,0:16:53.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I prefer Marshalls, but okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.21,0:16:53.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, prefiero Marshalls, pero está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.93,0:16:58.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, your voice recorder is on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.97,0:16:58.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tu grabadora de voz está encendida.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.18,0:17:01.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Debiste presionar el botón accidentalmente.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.22,0:17:01.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You must have accidentally\Nhit the button earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.64,0:17:03.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.64,0:17:03.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, that's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.77,0:17:05.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[ríe]\NSolo lo borraré.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.81,0:17:05.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles] I'll just delete it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.27,0:17:06.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.31,0:17:06.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.98,0:17:10.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si ha estado grabando todo\Nel tiempo, deberíamos dejarlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.98,0:17:10.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's been recording this\Nwhole time, we should keep it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.82,0:17:13.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sabes, como recuerdo para Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.82,0:17:13.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, as a memory for Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.11,0:17:16.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para que escuche los sonidos de su fiesta
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.15,0:17:16.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so he can listen to the sounds of his party
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.49,0:17:19.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y a sus tías hablando.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.66,0:17:20.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and the tías talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.49,0:17:21.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Lo escuchamos?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.54,0:17:21.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we have a listen?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.83,0:17:24.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, no--\N-¡Ay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.00,0:17:24.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no, I don't--\N-Ay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.21,0:17:32.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.21,0:17:32.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.96,0:17:34.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Un espasmo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.96,0:17:34.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,A-a spasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.38,0:17:36.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es el fantasma de Raymundo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.38,0:17:36.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I-it's the ghost of Raymundo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.30,0:17:39.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He still like to slap my ass from the beyond.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.34,0:17:39.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todavía le gusta tocarme\Nel trasero desde el más allá.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.39,0:17:41.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Ay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.55,0:17:41.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay! Ay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.35,0:17:43.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Detente, Ray!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.35,0:17:43.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it, Ray!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.23,0:17:48.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.27,0:17:48.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.61,0:17:50.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd rather destroy a $900 phone
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.65,0:17:50.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Prefieres destrozar un teléfono de $900
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.52,0:17:52.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que admitir que me llamaron hoochie?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.65,0:17:52.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,than admit that you called me a hoochie?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.23,0:17:54.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No sé de qué estás hablando, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.28,0:17:54.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know what you're\Ntalking about, Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.65,0:17:57.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fue un accidente.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.69,0:17:57.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It was an accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.11,0:17:59.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Can the Apple genie fix it for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.16,0:17:59.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿El genio de Apple me lo puede reparar?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.24,0:18:00.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.24,0:18:00.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.49,0:18:02.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.53,0:18:01.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Déjame preguntarle.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.04,0:18:03.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Puedes arreglar el teléfono?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.08,0:18:03.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Puedes arreglar el teléfono?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.87,0:18:05.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Por supuesto que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.87,0:18:05.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Por supuesto que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.50,0:18:07.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todas: ¡Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.50,0:18:07.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[ladies gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.37,0:18:10.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿El gringo habla español?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.37,0:18:10.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-El gringo e-speaks e-Spanish?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.84,0:18:16.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Atrapadas!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.13,0:18:16.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Busted!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.05,0:18:22.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.05,0:18:22.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.18,0:18:23.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cómo está nuestro cumpleañero?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.31,0:18:24.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-How's our birthday boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.89,0:18:26.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dijo que es la mejor fiesta\Na la que ha ido.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.31,0:18:27.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-He said it's the best\Nbanger he's ever been to.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.94,0:18:29.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es la única a la que ha ido.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.02,0:18:29.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's the only banger he's ever been to.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.65,0:18:31.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero lo aceptaré.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.73,0:18:31.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'll take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.19,0:18:37.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sobre lo de antes...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.19,0:18:37.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-About earlier...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.11,0:18:40.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry about letting\Nold stuff get in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.15,0:18:40.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,lamento dejar que cosas\Ndel pasado se interpusieran.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.37,0:18:42.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es muy lindo que hicieras\Ntodo eso por Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.41,0:18:42.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really nice that you\Ndid all that for Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.91,0:18:46.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, Mayan, you know,\Nnot all heroes wear capes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.95,0:18:45.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, Mayan, ya sabes,\Nno todos los héroes usan capa.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.75,0:18:47.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Algunos usan zapatillas de corduroy
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.25,0:18:49.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Some wear corduroy slippers\Nand knee-high white socks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.58,0:18:49.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y calcetines blancos hasta la rodilla.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.88,0:18:54.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entre más alto el calcetín,\Nmás deprimente el tonto.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.88,0:18:54.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-The higher the sock, the downer the fool.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.25,0:18:55.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Así es.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.92,0:18:57.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's what's up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.01,0:18:59.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entiendo por qué estabas molesta.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.01,0:18:59.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So I get why you were upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.09,0:19:01.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿En serio?\N-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.72,0:19:01.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You do?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.18,0:19:02.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me sentía igual
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.72,0:19:03.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I felt the same way
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.01,0:19:05.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cuando mi abuela era linda\Ncontigo cuando estabas pequeña.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.22,0:19:05.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,when my grandma was nice\Nto you when you were little.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.27,0:19:06.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.27,0:19:06.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.39,0:19:07.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, Mayan,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.43,0:19:07.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, I mean, Mayan,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.85,0:19:09.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,yo no tuve fiestas de cumpleaños, ni regalos.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.89,0:19:09.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't have any birthday\Nparties or any gifts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.44,0:19:11.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, my grandma said the\Nfact that I called her Grandma
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.56,0:19:11.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi abuela decía que el hecho\Nde que la llamara "abuela"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.44,0:19:14.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y que me alimentara eran\Nregalos que yo no merecía.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.44,0:19:14.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and that she fed me was\Na gift that I didn't deserve.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.52,0:19:17.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entonces le dije que pensaba\Nque llamarla abuela
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.82,0:19:17.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So I told her that I thought\Ncalling her Grandma
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.28,0:19:19.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,era un regalo que no se merecía.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.57,0:19:19.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,was a gift that she didn't deserve.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.36,0:19:23.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y dijo: "Bueno, entonces\Nllámame doña Pau Pau".
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.49,0:19:22.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And she said, "Well, then\Ncall me Doña Pow Pow."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.87,0:19:27.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And the rest of my formative years are blank.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.91,0:19:27.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y el resto de mis años\Nformativos están en blanco.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.37,0:19:29.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay, te traje algo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.41,0:19:29.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ay,I got you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.76,0:19:40.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I got you that puppy you always wanted.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.80,0:19:40.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te compré esa perrita que siempre quisiste.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.13,0:19:42.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, papá, yo--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.13,0:19:42.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Dad, I--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.59,0:19:44.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. This isn't a puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.64,0:19:44.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Espera. No es una perrita.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.51,0:19:47.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es una perra pequeña y vieja.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.64,0:19:47.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a very small, very old dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.56,0:19:52.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, pero era una perrita\Ncuando tenías 14 años.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.77,0:19:52.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, uh, it was a puppy when you were 14.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.65,0:19:54.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No la aprietes mucho
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.65,0:19:55.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't squeeze it too hard
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.98,0:19:56.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque el relleno saldrá como un churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.02,0:19:57.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because the filling will\Ncome out like a churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.03,0:19:59.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ese debería ser el nombre\Ndel perro, Mayan, Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.03,0:19:59.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That should be the dog's name, Mayan--Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.07,0:20:02.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think I get to name my\Nbirthday puppy, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.11,0:20:02.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Creo que puedo nombrar a mi\Nperra de cumpleaños, gracias.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.16,0:20:04.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are you going to name it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.32,0:20:04.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cómo la llamarás?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.07,0:20:06.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.07,0:20:06.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.62,0:20:08.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta huele a vieja.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.66,0:20:08.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She even smells old.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.25,0:20:13.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, she got in my hot dog stash.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.33,0:20:13.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, se metió en mi reserva\Nde perros calientes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.17,0:20:18.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.17,0:20:18.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.51,0:20:20.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Si tengo que decir algo malo sobre mi jefa,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.51,0:20:20.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-If I had to say something bad about my boss,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.80,0:20:23.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sería que ella es...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.84,0:20:23.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,it would be that she is...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.64,0:20:26.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿demasiado amable?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.72,0:20:27.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Too nice?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.01,0:20:30.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay.\N-¿Este tonto habla en serio?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.01,0:20:30.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay.\N-Is this fool for real?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.18,0:20:31.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento, mi chisme es malo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.18,0:20:31.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry, my chisme sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.94,0:20:34.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It should come natural.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.98,0:20:34.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Debería salir naturalmente.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.31,0:20:38.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, no necesitas ser el "chis-mejor".
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.35,0:20:38.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, no need to be out\Nhere doing the "chis-most."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.11,0:20:41.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Veo que agregaron diversidad\Nblanca a su aquelarre.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.11,0:20:41.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I see you added some\Nwhite diversity to your coven.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.36,0:20:45.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quizá puedan sacrificarlo a él\Nen lugar de la gallina.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.41,0:20:45.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you can sacrifice him\Ninstead of one of the chickens.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.82,0:20:48.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[imita gallina]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.87,0:20:47.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[imitates chicken clucking]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.66,0:20:53.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[inhales deeply] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.70,0:20:52.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[inhala profundamente] Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.54,0:20:56.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Saben que George se hizo pipí en la cama
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.71,0:20:56.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[speaking Spanish]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.58,0:20:58.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y dijo que fue Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.59,0:21:01.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es un borracho de cabeza grande,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.84,0:21:04.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿y saben lo que tiene debajo de la cama?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.68,0:21:07.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hot dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.72,0:21:07.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Perros calientes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.56,0:21:09.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo aguanto.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.60,0:21:12.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡No lo aguanto!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.52,0:21:16.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Quinten, you are un oso chismoso.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.73,0:21:16.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quinten, eres un oso chismoso.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.61,0:21:22.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Y tu acento cubano es bueno.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.65,0:21:22.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And your Cuban accent is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.78,0:21:25.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Todo está en las manos, bebé.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.78,0:21:25.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's all in the hands, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.78,0:21:27.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't do that.\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.82,0:21:27.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No hagas eso.\N-Está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.70,0:21:30.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.70,0:21:30.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---