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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.87,0:00:06.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.92,0:00:06.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.84,0:00:09.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-The pain medication might make Mr. Furley
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.88,0:00:09.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Los analgésicos podrían\Natontar un poco al Sr. Farley,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.09,0:00:12.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,a little woozy, so don't let\Nhim text any ex-girlfriends.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.84,0:00:12.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que no le dejes enviar\Ntextos a sus exnovias...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.80,0:00:19.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cuándo vas a retirar esa broma tan cursi?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:18.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-When are you going to\Nretire that corny-ass joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.89,0:00:22.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-When it stops making\Neveryone's frickin' day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.06,0:00:22.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cuando deje de iluminar el día de todos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I saw on the security camera,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.81,0:00:27.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vi en la cámara de seguridad\Nque tuvimos otro halago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.35,0:00:27.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we got another compliment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.52,0:00:29.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[suspira] Me encanta sentir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.56,0:00:30.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[sighs] I love feeling\Nlike I'm part of the team
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.07,0:00:30.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que soy parte del equipo sin tener
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.28,0:00:33.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,without actually having\Nto interact with anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.90,0:00:33.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que interactuar con nadie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.65,0:00:36.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dr. Pocha, it's creepy that you watch us
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.70,0:00:37.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dra. Pocha, es extraño\Nque nos vea por las cámaras.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.32,0:00:37.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,on the cameras.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.57,0:00:41.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Suelo cobrar a la gente por eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.57,0:00:39.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I usually charge people for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.37,0:00:43.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Otro para Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.37,0:00:43.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Another one for Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.66,0:00:46.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Adoran esa broma del gato que envía textos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.66,0:00:46.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They love that cat texting joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.21,0:00:47.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Never retire it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:47.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No la retires nunca.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.75,0:00:52.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eso significa mucho\Nviniendo de tal amiga y mentora.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.84,0:00:51.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That means so much
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,coming from such a great friend and mentor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:55.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es como si yo fuera Oprah y tú Gayle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:55.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like I'm Oprah, and you're Gayle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.55,0:00:58.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Digo, tú eres Oprah y yo soy Gayle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.55,0:00:58.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you're Oprah, and I'm Gayle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.72,0:01:03.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué quieres?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.72,0:01:03.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.60,0:01:05.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-A 5% raise, my photo on the website,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.64,0:01:05.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Un aumento del 5%, mi foto en el sitio web y
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.77,0:01:08.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-el estacionamiento de Brookie.\N-Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.77,0:01:08.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-and Brookie's parking spot?\N-[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.02,0:01:09.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te daré el aumento.\N-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.06,0:01:09.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll give you the raise.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.73,0:01:11.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pero ese estacionamiento es el mío.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.73,0:01:11.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-But that's actually my parking spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.82,0:01:13.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave it to Brookie because I want customers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.86,0:01:13.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se lo di a Brookie, porque\Nquiero que los clientes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.82,0:01:16.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,crean que mi matrícula dice "perra mala".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.82,0:01:16.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to think my license plate says "Bad Bitch."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.41,0:01:21.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[chilla]\N-[ríe]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.45,0:01:21.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[squeals]\N-[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.95,0:01:23.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Felicitaciones por tu aumento
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.95,0:01:23.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations on the raise,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.75,0:01:25.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and nice try stealing my parking spot,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.79,0:01:25.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y buen intento para\Nrobarte mi estacionamiento,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.62,0:01:29.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero una perra mala no camina tres cuadras.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.62,0:01:29.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but a bad bitch doesn't walk three blocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.33,0:01:30.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,HOLA, SOY MAYAN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.38,0:01:32.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.46,0:01:31.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,TENGO CONFLICTOS CON MI PAPÁ.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,CONOZCAN A MI PAPÁ.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.34,0:01:39.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:34.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,NO NOS HABLAMOS POR AÑOS.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.42,0:01:36.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,PERO... AHORA VIVE CONMIGO
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.84,0:01:39.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.80,0:01:45.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.73,0:01:46.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.73,0:01:46.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.73,0:01:48.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, how'd the T-ball game go?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.98,0:01:48.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hola, ¿qué tal el juego de béisbol infantil?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.31,0:01:49.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.77,0:01:50.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Increíble. Dos padres creyeron
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.65,0:01:51.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Two parents thought I was Chance's mom,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.81,0:01:52.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que era la mamá de Chance\Ny estuvieron leyendo libros
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.65,0:01:53.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and they were reading books during the game,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.65,0:01:55.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,durante el juego, así que\Nsabes que son inteligentes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.86,0:01:55.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so you know they're smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.36,0:02:00.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I meant how did the game go for Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.65,0:02:00.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me refería a cómo le\Nfue en el juego a Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.28,0:02:02.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, fue una masacre.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.28,0:02:02.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, it was a bloodbath.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.29,0:02:07.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I need a beer and a tequila chaser,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.33,0:02:07.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Necesito una cerveza y un tequila chaser.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.37,0:02:10.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quizá si me desmayo, me olvidaré del juego.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.37,0:02:11.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and maybe if I black out,\NI can forget that game.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.75,0:02:14.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Same. I'll take a milk in my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.34,0:02:14.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo mismo digo. Llevaré la leche a mi cuarto.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.34,0:02:16.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, let's do chocolate milk,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.42,0:02:18.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,De hecho, que sea leche de chocolate y doble.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.26,0:02:18.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and make it a double.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.68,0:02:20.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De dónde saca esas cosas?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.68,0:02:20.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Where does he get this stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.10,0:02:23.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿El juego fue tan malo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.10,0:02:23.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Was the game that bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.39,0:02:25.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[suspira] No se trata del marcador
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.39,0:02:25.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[sighs] It's not about the scoreboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.47,0:02:28.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y como su entrenador, enseño a estos niños
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.47,0:02:28.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, as their coach, I\Nam teaching these kids
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.31,0:02:31.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sobre el valor al enfrentar la derrota.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.31,0:02:30.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,about courage in the face of defeat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.98,0:02:34.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All you're teaching them is how to lose,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.10,0:02:34.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Solo los enseñas a perder
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.15,0:02:36.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y tras perder 14 juegos seguidos,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.15,0:02:36.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and after losing 14 games in a row,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.86,0:02:39.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.90,0:02:39.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,creo que ya lo entendieron.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.61,0:02:41.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You know, it doesn't\Nmatter what you say, George,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.74,0:02:41.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sabes, no importa lo que digas, George,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.87,0:02:44.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque siempre y cuando tenga esta gorra,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.87,0:02:44.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause as long as I got this hat on,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.08,0:02:45.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-soy el jefe.\N-¡Leche!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.08,0:02:45.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm the boss.\N-Milk!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.70,0:02:48.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ya voy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.70,0:02:48.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:51.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, qué mal que te sigas\Nperdiendo sus juegos.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.04,0:02:51.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay,it's a shame you keep\Nmissing Chance's games.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.42,0:02:54.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to ask your\Nboss to let you off work early.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.71,0:02:54.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deberías decirle a tu jefa\Nque te deje salir pronto.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.21,0:02:55.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Acabo de pedir un aumento.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.21,0:02:55.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I just asked for a raise.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.71,0:02:57.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't ask to leave early, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.80,0:02:57.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedo pedir salir pronto también.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.51,0:03:00.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Haz lo que yo hago. Usa una de las tres Ds:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.51,0:03:00.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just do what I do. Use one of the three Ds--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.88,0:03:06.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deceso, discriminación o diarrea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.88,0:03:05.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Death, discrimination, or diarrhea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.93,0:03:08.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-As a mom, your kid looks up to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.47,0:03:08.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Como mamá, tu hijo te admira.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.81,0:03:10.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to let them down.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.93,0:03:10.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No quieres decepcionarlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.31,0:03:13.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So you have to do whatever\Nit takes to be there for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.39,0:03:13.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tienes que hacer lo\Nnecesario para estar allí con él.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.27,0:03:15.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo sé, mamá, tú eras perfecta.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.27,0:03:15.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know, Mom. You were perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.15,0:03:17.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tú lo dijiste, no yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.15,0:03:17.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, your words, not mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.57,0:03:19.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I always had a full-time job,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.90,0:03:21.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Siempre trabajé a tiempo completo y pude ir
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.78,0:03:22.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I still managed to\Nbe at your T-ball games,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.40,0:03:23.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a tus juegos de béisbol,\Ntus recitales de baile
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.20,0:03:26.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,your dance recitals, and\Nyour OB-GYN appointments.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.28,0:03:26.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y tus citas ginecológicas.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.91,0:03:31.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fue la semana pasada y\Nte pedí que dejaras de venir.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.91,0:03:31.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That was last week, and\NI told you to stop coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.33,0:03:32.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te lo digo, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.33,0:03:32.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm telling you, Mayan,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.71,0:03:34.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No quieres lamentar no estar ahí para Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.75,0:03:34.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't want to regret\Nnot being there for Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.67,0:03:38.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,igual que alguien no estuvo\Nen tus juegos de béisbol.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.67,0:03:38.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the way someone wasn't\Nthere for your T-ball games.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.09,0:03:39.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí estuve en esos juegos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.09,0:03:39.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I was at those T-ball games.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.46,0:03:42.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Estabas desmayado en tu carro.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.46,0:03:42.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You were passed out in your car.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.34,0:03:45.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Si un árbol cae en el bosque
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.34,0:03:45.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-If a tree falls in the woods
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.18,0:03:47.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y nadie está ahí para escucharlo,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.22,0:03:47.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and nobody's there to hear it...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.56,0:03:49.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,it's still in the woods.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.60,0:03:49.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,aún está en el bosque.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.60,0:03:54.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just laying there...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.73,0:03:56.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está acostado ahí, durmiendo su borrachera.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.35,0:03:56.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,sleeping it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.36,0:03:59.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.36,0:03:59.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.07,0:04:00.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You ready for your game,gordo?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.23,0:04:00.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Listo para el juego, gordo?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.53,0:04:02.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dad, we need to talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.57,0:04:02.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Papá, tenemos que hablar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.61,0:04:07.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-An open dialogue? That's so mature.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.78,0:04:06.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Una conversación abierta? Qué maduro.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.83,0:04:10.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Mi pequeño está creciendo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.03,0:04:09.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,My little man's growing up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.87,0:04:11.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-The team voted,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.12,0:04:13.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-El equipo votó y no queremos\Nque seas nuestro entrenador.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.12,0:04:13.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and we don't want you\Nto be our coach anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.29,0:04:17.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're a baby, and you don't\Nknow what you're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.37,0:04:17.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eres un bebé y no sabes de lo que hablas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.50,0:04:18.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.63,0:04:19.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento, pero nadie juega béisbol infantil
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.84,0:04:22.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody gets into T-ball to fire their dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.96,0:04:21.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para despedir a su papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.30,0:04:24.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tengo la gorra de entrenador.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.13,0:04:24.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I-I have the coach's hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.93,0:04:28.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, y la necesito para el nuevo entrenador.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.97,0:04:28.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, and I'm gonna need\Nthat back for the new guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.60,0:04:30.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Vaya! ¿Nos lo perdimos?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.60,0:04:30.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aw, man! Did we miss it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.14,0:04:31.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Rayos!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.14,0:04:32.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.89,0:04:33.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Espera, espera. ¿Tu abuelo
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.06,0:04:33.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.18,0:04:34.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Your--your grandpa is taking my place?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.85,0:04:35.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-va a tomar mi lugar?\N-Y yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.77,0:04:38.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And me. I'm the third-base coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.77,0:04:38.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Soy el entrenador de tercera base.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.06,0:04:41.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,My first rule is no more\Noverly positive cheers like,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.19,0:04:39.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi primera regla es que se acabaron
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.82,0:04:41.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,las aclamaciones tan positivas como:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.86,0:04:47.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Perder no duele cuando\Npierdes con tus amigos".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.90,0:04:47.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Losing isn't hard to do when\Nwe lose to friends like you."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.87,0:04:50.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Es pegadizo y hace\Nque todos se sientan bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.87,0:04:50.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's catchy, and it makes\Neveryone feel good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.37,0:04:52.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Solo fingíamos!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.37,0:04:52.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We've been faking it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.46,0:04:59.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡El abuelo y el tío Óscar\Nprometieron hacernos campeones!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.58,0:04:59.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandpa and tío Oscar\Npromised to make us champs!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.63,0:05:02.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Quiero un trofeo, 'mano!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.63,0:05:02.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a trophy, dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.76,0:05:08.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are you sure, Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.97,0:05:08.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Seguro, Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.51,0:05:11.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué tal darle a tu papá una segunda chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.51,0:05:11.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,As in maybe give your old man a second one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.22,0:05:15.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento, igual que\Nconmigo, solo tienes una.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.39,0:05:15.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sorry, just like me, you only get one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.94,0:05:24.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.94,0:05:24.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.24,0:05:26.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi, Mom. Why are you mopping?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.44,0:05:26.40,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hola, mamá. ¿Por qué trapeas?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.03,0:05:27.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I just cleaned the floors this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.40,0:05:27.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Limpié el piso esta mañana.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.66,0:05:31.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eso crees tú.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:31.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I see you think that's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.16,0:05:33.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Al menos es la cocina y no el dormitorio.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.16,0:05:33.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-At least it's the kitchen, not the bedroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.04,0:05:37.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me parece raro que organices\Nmis juguetes sexuales.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.08,0:05:36.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel really weird about\Nyou organizing my sex toys.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.92,0:05:40.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no, don't worry. I\Ndisinfected them first.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.21,0:05:39.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No te preocupes. Los desinfecté primero.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.88,0:05:43.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Están enfriando en la estufa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.00,0:05:42.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They're cooling off on the stove.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.88,0:05:44.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.34,0:05:44.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué haces aquí?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.55,0:05:45.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Shouldn't you be at Chance's game?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.67,0:05:45.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿No deberías estar en el juego de Chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.88,0:05:47.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Le pediste tiempo libre a tu jefa?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.88,0:05:47.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you ask your boss for the time off?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.88,0:05:50.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, como te dije, acaba de darme un aumento.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.88,0:05:51.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, because like I told\Nyou, she just gave me a raise.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.93,0:05:52.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No dejaré que cierre ella sola.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.01,0:05:52.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna leave her to close by herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.89,0:05:55.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Qué dulce cómo lo haces todo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.93,0:05:55.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's sweet, how you're\Nbending over backwards
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.43,0:05:56.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,por una total desconocida.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.52,0:05:56.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,for a total stranger.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.85,0:05:59.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If only you had the same level of dedication
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.89,0:06:02.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ojalá tuvieras la misma\Ndedicación con tu hijo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.69,0:06:02.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to your own child.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.27,0:06:04.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mommy, we won! I hit a home run!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.57,0:06:04.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Mamá, ganamos! ¡Logré un jonrón!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.90,0:06:06.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, una gran noche para todos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.94,0:06:06.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, it was a great night for everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.70,0:06:08.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They won their game,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.74,0:06:09.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ganaron su juego y me nominaron
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.07,0:06:11.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was nominated to run the snack booth.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.53,0:06:12.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para dirigir la caseta de botanas.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.70,0:06:13.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You don't miss being the coach?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.12,0:06:13.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿No extrañas ser el entrenador?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.74,0:06:16.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, I am loving the\Nopportunity to show Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.79,0:06:16.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, me encanta tener la\Noportunidad de mostrar a Chance
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.62,0:06:18.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,how to bounce back from rejection
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.66,0:06:19.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cómo recuperarte de un rechazo con gracia
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.29,0:06:22.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with grace and a mandatory hairnet.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.12,0:06:22.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y una redecilla obligatoria para el pelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.13,0:06:25.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Get ready to bounce again, bro...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.54,0:06:25.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Prepárate para recuperarte de nuevo, 'mano,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.21,0:06:27.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque los niños odiaron tus higos envueltos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.26,0:06:28.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause the kids hated your figs in a blanket,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.92,0:06:31.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, vayamos arriba, papito.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.63,0:06:31.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, let's get you upstairs, papa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.43,0:06:33.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Damn, I'm exhausted, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.47,0:06:32.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Estoy agotado, viejo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.85,0:06:34.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Esos niños no escuchan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.05,0:06:34.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Those kids don't listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.22,0:06:37.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se quejan y cuando los\Nnecesitas, desaparecen.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.47,0:06:37.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They complain, and when\Nyou need 'em, they disappear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.89,0:06:39.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tiene sentido que ahora seas su líder.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.93,0:06:39.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It makes sense they made you their leader.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.86,0:06:45.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Mayan knows the\Ngame, and she's great with kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.11,0:06:45.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sabes, Mayan conoce el\Njuego y es genial con los niños.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.11,0:06:46.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If she was there, she could help you,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.53,0:06:46.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si estuviera presente, podría ayudarte
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.94,0:06:50.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and Chance could have a parent at the games.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.99,0:06:50.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y Chance podría tener a\Nun padre en todos los juegos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.24,0:06:51.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.32,0:06:51.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo siempre estoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.24,0:06:56.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Stick to the figs there, Snack Efron.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.45,0:06:56.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ocúpate de los higos, Snack Efron.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.12,0:07:00.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd love Mayan to help,\Nbut she can't get off work.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.46,0:07:00.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me encantaría que Mayan\Nayudara pero tiene que trabajar.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.54,0:07:03.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-She only thinks she can't get off work.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.58,0:07:03.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Solo cree que tiene que trabajar.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.00,0:07:04.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.13,0:07:04.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ven aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.38,0:07:09.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Igual que cree que estos pisos están limpios.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.38,0:07:09.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like she thinks that\Nthese floors are clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.05,0:07:12.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It takes a village to raise a perfect mom,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.13,0:07:12.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Necesitas a todo un pueblo\Npara crear a una madre perfecta
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.14,0:07:14.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y yo soy ese pueblo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.14,0:07:14.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I am that village.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.39,0:07:15.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-She just took the dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.72,0:07:16.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Se llevó al perro.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.89,0:07:19.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You think that's something\Nwe need to worry about?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.14,0:07:19.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Crees que deberíamos preocuparnos por eso?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.06,0:07:21.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mejor nos preocupamos de la cena.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.10,0:07:21.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think we should be worrying\Nabout what's for dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.19,0:07:22.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.28,0:07:32.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-A ver, ¿quién me dice\Nque está mal en esta frase?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.28,0:07:32.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now, who can tell me what's\Nwrong with this sentence?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.95,0:07:37.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Siempre juega limpio a\Nmenos que vayas perdiendo".
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.95,0:07:37.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"Always play fair unless you're losing,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.24,0:07:38.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,which is why I want to introduce you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.41,0:07:38.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y por eso quiero presentarles
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.95,0:07:41.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a su nuevo compañero, Robbie,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.95,0:07:41.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to your newest teammate, Robbie,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.29,0:07:44.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡también llamado el Mexejecutor!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.46,0:07:44.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,AKA the Mexicutioner!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.21,0:07:48.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.59,0:07:48.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hola.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.92,0:07:51.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vamos al mismo gimnasio.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.96,0:07:51.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-We work out at the same gym.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.47,0:07:53.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Robbie mostly plays football.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.68,0:07:53.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Robbie suele jugar fútbol americano.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.05,0:07:54.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cómo nos ayuda eso?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.26,0:07:54.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-How does that help us?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.59,0:07:57.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Piensen que el entrenador\NÓscar es el primera base
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.68,0:07:56.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, imagine Coach Oscar
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.68,0:07:58.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,is the first baseman on the other team.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.85,0:08:00.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,en el otro equipo. Robbie va a batear.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.64,0:07:59.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Robbie comes up at bat.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.81,0:08:02.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He gets a hit,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.48,0:08:02.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Logra un golpe
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.31,0:08:04.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y yo grito: "¡Envíalos a casa, Robbie!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.31,0:08:05.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I yell, "Send 'em home, Robbie!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.81,0:08:07.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Y bum!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.31,0:08:07.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.82,0:08:09.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Fuera toda la temporada!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.82,0:08:10.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Out for the rest of the season!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.86,0:08:16.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Look who it is.\N-I know, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.32,0:08:16.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Miren quién es.\N-Lo sé, lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.62,0:08:18.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Soy Betty Cracker.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.62,0:08:18.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Betty Cracker.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.66,0:08:23.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can say that, not me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.83,0:08:23.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tú puedes decirlo. Yo no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.37,0:08:25.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Solo quería mostrarle al equipo que cuando
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.54,0:08:25.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I just wanted to show the team
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.33,0:08:29.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that when life gives you\Nlemons, you make lemon bars.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.50,0:08:30.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,la vida te da limones,\Nhaces barritas de limón.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.84,0:08:31.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You know what? I know you're upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.17,0:08:31.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Sabes algo? Sé que estás molesto.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.84,0:08:33.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Puedes dejar de fingir, ¿sí?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.84,0:08:33.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You can drop the act, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.17,0:08:36.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't any kids around to hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.34,0:08:36.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ningún niño puedo oírte.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.22,0:08:38.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-One of these days, when you least expect it,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.34,0:08:38.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uno de estos días, cuando menos lo esperes,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.64,0:08:42.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I will find something you\Nlove and ruin it for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.76,0:08:42.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,encontraré algo que amas y lo arruinaré.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.52,0:08:47.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.56,0:08:47.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.52,0:08:50.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.52,0:08:50.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.61,0:08:53.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué tenemos aquí?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.61,0:08:53.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who do we have here?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.61,0:08:55.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.82,0:08:55.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.11,0:08:57.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué te trae por aquí?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.32,0:08:58.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What brings you in today?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.74,0:09:00.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your cue.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.78,0:09:01.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La pregunta era para ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.37,0:09:03.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I thought you read\Ntheir minds or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.08,0:09:04.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, pensé que leías sus mentes o algo así.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.79,0:09:06.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm worried about her bad breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.08,0:09:06.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me preocupa su halitosis.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.12,0:09:08.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.54,0:09:08.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.79,0:09:12.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, given that they lick\Ntheir butts throughout the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.88,0:09:12.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dado que se lamen el trasero durante el día,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.38,0:09:16.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you got to cut 'em a little slack.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.71,0:09:16.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,creo que podrías dejársela pasar.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.01,0:09:17.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm, se ve bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.22,0:09:17.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, looks good.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.43,0:09:19.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you some dental treats.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.64,0:09:19.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Le daré varios premios dentales.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.05,0:09:20.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Algo más que pueda hacer?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.05,0:09:20.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything else I can do for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.76,0:09:22.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, puedes empezar tratando a mi hija
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.76,0:09:22.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, you can start treating my daughter
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.72,0:09:24.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,con un poquito de respeto.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.72,0:09:24.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with a little respect.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.23,0:09:25.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.35,0:09:26.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.89,0:09:29.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te respeto, Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.02,0:09:29.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I respect you, Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.23,0:09:32.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. My daughter is Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.65,0:09:31.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. Mi hija es Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.98,0:09:33.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Eres la madre de Mayan?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.03,0:09:34.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your Mayan's mom?\N-Oh, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.23,0:09:34.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.07,0:09:37.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We look like we could be sisters.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.15,0:09:36.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podríamos ser hermanas.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.78,0:09:40.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y necesito que la dejes salir\Ntemprano para que pueda ir
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.20,0:09:39.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And I need you to let her off work early
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.49,0:09:42.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so she can attend her son's\NT-ball games on Thursdays.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.28,0:09:43.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a los juegos de béisbol\Ninfantil de su hijo los jueves.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.16,0:09:44.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[door opens]\N-Hey, Dr. Pocha, I--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.37,0:09:44.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dra. Pocha, yo--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.79,0:09:47.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom? Oh, my God, what's wrong with Churro?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.83,0:09:47.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Mamá? Dios mío, ¿qué le pasa a Churro?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.37,0:09:49.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nada. Tu mamá solo vino a preguntar
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.37,0:09:49.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nothing. Your mom just came down
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.42,0:09:53.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,si podías irte temprano\Npara ver los juegos de tu hijo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.42,0:09:53.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to ask if you can leave early\Nfor your son's T-ball games.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.21,0:09:56.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-She what?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.46,0:09:54.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Hizo qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.05,0:09:57.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry, Dr. Pocha.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.55,0:09:57.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento mucho, Dra. Pocha.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.76,0:10:01.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Her brain's been pickled by\Nhuffing Jean Nate and Fabuloso.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.93,0:09:59.22,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Su cerebro está destrozado
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.22,0:10:01.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tras años de oler Jean-Naté y Fabuloso.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.77,0:10:05.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo me encargo.\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.77,0:10:05.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll take care of this.\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.77,0:10:07.48,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi iré para que hablen.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.77,0:10:07.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll let you two talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.35,0:10:10.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This mother-daughter dynamic\Nis why I came in one weekend
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.48,0:10:10.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Esta dinámica madre-hija es\Npor la que vine un fin de semana
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.06,0:10:12.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and spayed myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.27,0:10:12.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y me esterilicé.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.15,0:10:14.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles] I didn't. [both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.27,0:10:13.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No es cierto.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.32,0:10:14.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[ríe]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.65,0:10:16.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿O sí lo hice?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.86,0:10:16.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Or did I?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.11,0:10:21.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I can't believe you showed up at my work
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.41,0:10:21.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No puedo creer que vinieras a mi trabajo
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.41,0:10:23.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a gritarle a mi hija. Estoy avergonzada.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.41,0:10:23.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and confronted my boss--I'm so embarrassed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.91,0:10:25.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué? Tú no ibas a hacerlo,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.95,0:10:26.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? You weren't going to do it, so I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.50,0:10:27.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que lo hice yo. Soy una hacedora.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.41,0:10:27.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a doer.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.83,0:10:29.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esto no es trapear mis pisos dos veces
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.87,0:10:29.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This isn't double-mopping my floors
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.58,0:10:32.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,o pedirle a mi ginecólogo\Nque mire "más adentro".
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.79,0:10:33.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,or asking my gyno to look a little deeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.46,0:10:35.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my place of work.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.00,0:10:35.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Aquí es donde trabajo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.84,0:10:39.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cómo va a respetarme mi\Njefa si mi madre no lo hace?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.84,0:10:38.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How is my boss supposed to respect me
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.05,0:10:41.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-when my own mother doesn't?\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.26,0:10:41.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.47,0:10:43.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not even my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.59,0:10:44.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No es mi culpa. Si quieres culpar a alguien,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.10,0:10:45.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to blame\Nsomeone, blame your father.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.14,0:10:47.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-culpa a tu padre.\N-[ríe sarcástica] Lo haré.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.31,0:10:46.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ho-ho, I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.98,0:10:49.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, for what?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.06,0:10:49.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Espera, ¿por qué?\N-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.02,0:10:51.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He was complaining like always, saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.06,0:10:51.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Como siempre, se estaba quejando y diciendo:
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.35,0:10:53.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[Como George] "Oh, entrenar\Na estos niños es tan difícil."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.35,0:10:53.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[imitates George] "Oh,\Ncoaching these kids--it's too hard."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.52,0:10:54.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm overwhelmed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.57,0:10:54.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Me siento abrumado.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.82,0:10:56.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"No sé cómo ser esposo,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.82,0:10:56.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know how to be a husband,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.19,0:10:58.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,"a father, a lover, a coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.28,0:10:59.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,padre, amante o entrenador. Órale".
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.40,0:11:00.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Orale."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.78,0:11:07.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Luego me pidió que\Nhablara con tu jefa y eso hice.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.78,0:11:06.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he asked me to come\Nspeak to your boss, so I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.00,0:11:09.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It could've been so much worse, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.20,0:11:09.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Podría haber sido mucho peor, Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.83,0:11:13.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, intentabas respetarme,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.87,0:11:13.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, so you were trying to respect me,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.17,0:11:15.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero papá te puso en una situación difícil.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.17,0:11:15.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but Dad put you in a bad situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.38,0:11:17.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry, Mom.\N-[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.59,0:11:17.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo siento, mamá.\N-Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.67,0:11:19.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te perdono todo--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.67,0:11:19.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All is forgiven--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.84,0:11:22.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo olvido, pero te perdono.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.84,0:11:22.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Not forgotten but forgiven.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.39,0:11:25.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.68,0:11:25.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.51,0:11:28.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entrenador abuelo, estoy súper incómodo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.51,0:11:28.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Coach Grandpa, I'm so uncomfortable.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.14,0:11:30.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I have to sleep on my glove?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.18,0:11:30.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué tengo que dormir sobre mi guante?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.44,0:11:31.64,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-La forma más rápida de ablandarlo
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.44,0:11:32.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quickest way to break\Nit in is to sleep on it
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.64,0:11:34.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,es dormir sobre él con una pelota dentro.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.85,0:11:34.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with a baseball inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.06,0:11:35.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You should do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.23,0:11:38.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Deberías hacerlo tú, pesas\Ncomo cinco veces más que yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.19,0:11:38.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You weigh, like, five times more than me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.53,0:11:41.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, first, no body-shaming,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.99,0:11:41.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Primero, no me critiques por mi cuerpo
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.36,0:11:43.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y segundo, estás más\Narriba así que la gravedad
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.45,0:11:45.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and, second, you're higher up,\Nso gravity makes you heavier.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.53,0:11:45.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,te hace más pesado.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.04,0:11:48.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Papá, tengo que hablarte.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.04,0:11:49.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dad, I need to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.00,0:11:52.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Si se trata de su peso, no lo menciones.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.04,0:11:52.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-If this is about his weight, don't go there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.87,0:11:55.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's delicate tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.92,0:11:55.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguien está sensible esta noche.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.84,0:11:58.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance, put on your headphones.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.05,0:11:58.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chance, ponte los auriculares.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.25,0:12:01.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, tienes problemas.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.25,0:12:01.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh, you're in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.22,0:12:03.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mom, said you sent her to tell my boss
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.42,0:12:03.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Mamá dijo que la enviaste donde mi jefa
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.26,0:12:04.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,to let me leave early.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.34,0:12:05.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-para que saliera temprano?\N-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.55,0:12:06.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? I didn't tell her to do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.60,0:12:06.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No le dije que hiciera nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.64,0:12:08.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And even if I had,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.68,0:12:08.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y aunque lo hubiera hecho,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.10,0:12:10.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,dime una vez que esa mujer me ha escuchado,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.18,0:12:10.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,name one time that that\Nwoman's ever listened to me--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.48,0:12:13.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Even when we used our safe word, "chorizo."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.56,0:12:14.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,incluso cuando usamos\Nnuestra palabra segura "chorizo".
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.73,0:12:16.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gross, and don't gaslight me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.06,0:12:16.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Qué asco, y no me hagas dudar.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.23,0:12:20.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I would never gaslight you.\NGas is way too expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.52,0:12:17.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nunca haría eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.82,0:12:20.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eres demasiado inteligente.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.24,0:12:21.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Sabes qué? Puedo demostrar que miente.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.24,0:12:21.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? I can prove that she's lying.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.65,0:12:25.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten, ven aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.70,0:12:25.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Quinten, get in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.12,0:12:28.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Presenting my star witness--Gringo Starr.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.32,0:12:27.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te presento a mi testigo\Nestrella: Gringo Starr.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.91,0:12:30.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.24,0:12:30.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Qué pasa?\N-Tú estabas presente
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.33,0:12:32.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, hey, you were there\Nwhen I was talking to Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.83,0:12:32.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cuando hablé antes con\NRosie. ¿Le dije que fuera
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.00,0:12:34.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I tell her to go to Mayan's\Nwork and talk to her boss?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.50,0:12:34.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,al trabajo de Mayan y hablara con su jefa?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.42,0:12:36.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, Rosie hizo comentarios siniestros
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.50,0:12:38.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, Rosie made some ominous\Ncomments and kidnapped the dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.92,0:12:38.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y secuestró al perro.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.21,0:12:40.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iba a detenerla, pero no quería ofender
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.25,0:12:40.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna stop her,\Nbut I did not want to offend
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.46,0:12:42.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,the only person who can get our floors clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.71,0:12:43.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a la única persona que\Nlimpia bien nuestros pisos.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.76,0:12:44.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[clears throat]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.05,0:12:44.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[carraspea]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.38,0:12:46.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, you see? Innocent.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.93,0:12:46.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Ves? Inocente.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.26,0:12:47.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No sé qué me sorprende más,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.26,0:12:47.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know what's more shocking--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.72,0:12:50.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que tú dijeras la verdad\No que mamá me mintiera.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.72,0:12:50.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That you told the truth\Nor that Mom lied to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.47,0:12:52.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Probablemente también te engañó.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.47,0:12:52.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, she probably gaslit you, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.39,0:12:56.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene un buen trabajo y puede permitírselo.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.43,0:12:56.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, she's got a good job.\NShe can afford many gallons.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.10,0:12:57.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The good thing is that I'm here now,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.27,0:12:57.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo bueno es que estoy aquí ahora
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.69,0:13:00.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, to defend\Nmyself against those lies.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.86,0:13:00.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para defenderme de esas mentiras.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.69,0:13:03.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vaya, ¿crees que ha hecho esto antes,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.86,0:13:03.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, you think she's done this before--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.36,0:13:05.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,culparte por cosas que ella hizo?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.36,0:13:05.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Blamed you for things that she's done?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.16,0:13:07.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eh, ¡sí!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.45,0:13:07.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.28,0:13:09.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She wanted me to seem worse than I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.66,0:13:09.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quería que pareciera peor de lo que soy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.24,0:13:11.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya soy terrible. No necesito su ayuda.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.28,0:13:11.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm bad enough. I don't need her help.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.20,0:13:14.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh, Grandma's in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.24,0:13:14.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, la abuela tiene problemas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.21,0:13:16.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're not supposed to hear with those on.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.58,0:13:16.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No deberías escuchar con los auriculares.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.12,0:13:18.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, ahora tengo yo problemas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.21,0:13:18.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh, now I'm in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.54,0:13:20.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.63,0:13:24.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.67,0:13:24.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Llegué.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.92,0:13:26.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dónde vomitó Churro?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.92,0:13:26.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did Churro vomit?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.43,0:13:28.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Traje mi mezcla especial\Nde Fabuloso y combustible.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.47,0:13:28.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I brought my special blend\Nof Fabuloso and lighter fluid.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.56,0:13:32.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-The only thing we'll be cleaning up today
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.60,0:13:35.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lo único que vamos a\Nlimpiar hoy son tus mentiras.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.56,0:13:35.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,are your lies...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.23,0:13:37.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Menti-Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.23,0:13:37.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Menti-Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.44,0:13:41.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De qué habla este viejo?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.44,0:13:41.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's the viejo talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.02,0:13:42.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mamá, Churro no vomitó.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.07,0:13:42.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mom, there's no Churro vomit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.57,0:13:44.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I lied to get you over here
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.98,0:13:44.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mentí para que vinieras,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.65,0:13:47.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque sé que papá no te\Npidió que fueras a mi trabajo
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.65,0:13:47.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because I know Dad didn't\Nask you to show up at my work,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.57,0:13:48.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y tenemos que hablar de eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.57,0:13:48.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and we need to talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.82,0:13:51.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Te lo dijo él? ¿Y le creíste?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.87,0:13:51.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Did he tell you this? And you believed him?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.24,0:13:53.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es un mentiroso. Finge que tiene diarrea.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.24,0:13:53.29,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a liar. He fakes his diarrhea.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.29,0:13:56.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,There, we talked about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.37,0:13:56.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Listo, ya lo hablamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.21,0:13:59.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quinten lo confirmó.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.25,0:13:58.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Quinten confirmed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.96,0:14:01.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.25,0:14:01.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[suspira]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.46,0:14:04.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're never gonna clean\Nour floors again, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.50,0:14:04.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nunca más vas a limpiar\Nnuestros pisos, ¿verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.84,0:14:08.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I got out my diaries\Nbecause now I need to know
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.22,0:14:08.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Saqué mi diario porque ahora debo saber
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.80,0:14:10.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,qué traumas de mi infancia culpaste a mi papá
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.80,0:14:10.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,what childhood traumas you blamed on Dad
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.97,0:14:12.30,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y cuáles fuiste tú.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.97,0:14:12.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and which ones were you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.31,0:14:14.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Prepárate, bruja!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.85,0:14:15.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-So buckle up, bruja!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.27,0:14:21.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Porque todo ese gas va salir a la luz!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.27,0:14:21.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Because all your gas is coming to the light!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.15,0:14:25.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-When we're done here,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.28,0:14:26.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cuando terminemos\Naquí, tenemos que explicarte
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.69,0:14:29.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we really need to explain gaslighting to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.95,0:14:29.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,lo que significa eso del gas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.32,0:14:31.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just keep score, Vanna Whiteboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.36,0:14:31.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Solo ocúpate del marcador, Vanna Whiteboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.91,0:14:38.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Here's my top-ten traumas\Nfrom the early aughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.20,0:14:38.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aquí están mis diez mayores traumas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.46,0:14:40.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Trauma number one--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.96,0:14:41.96,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Trauma número uno-- la vez que nadie apareció
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.33,0:14:42.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The time nobody showed up to drive me home,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.96,0:14:44.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,para llevarme a casa y\Nme habían dejado en Ross
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.88,0:14:46.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was left at Ross for five hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.25,0:14:46.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,durante cinco horas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.26,0:14:47.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom or Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.72,0:14:50.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Mamá o papá?\N-Sorpresa, tu papá.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.51,0:14:49.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Surprise, your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.68,0:14:52.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I thought Ross was the babysitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.09,0:14:54.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pensé que Ross era la niñera.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.26,0:14:56.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bien, uno para George.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.31,0:14:56.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, that's one for George.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.68,0:14:59.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Número dos--la búsqueda\Nde los huevos de Pascua
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.73,0:14:57.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Number two--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.85,0:15:02.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The Easter egg hunt with no eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.35,0:15:02.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sin huevos.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.19,0:15:05.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom said you used all of\Nthem to make an Easter eggnog.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.27,0:15:05.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamá dijo que los usaste todos\Npara hacer rompope de huevo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.78,0:15:08.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No es posible. Me pasé\Ntodas las Pascuas en Vegas
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.78,0:15:08.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not possible-- I spent every Easter in Vegas
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.19,0:15:10.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,con Bunny Pérez.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.19,0:15:10.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,with Bunny Perez.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.86,0:15:14.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y ella me aseguró que no tenía ningún huevo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.86,0:15:14.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And she assured me that\Nshe didn't have any eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.28,0:15:19.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I forgot to put them out.\N-Okay, that's a Rosie one.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.70,0:15:19.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me olvidé de sacarlos.\N-Okay, uno para Rosie.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.58,0:15:21.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Hámster muerto?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.79,0:15:21.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dead hamster?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.79,0:15:26.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Let legally blind grandma cut my hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.88,0:15:26.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dejar que la abuela legalmente\Nciega me cortara el pelo?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.09,0:15:27.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Tío deportado?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.13,0:15:28.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Deported uncle?\N-[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.63,0:15:28.92,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ríe]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.92,0:15:32.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.97,0:15:32.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat music]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.01,0:15:34.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Barbie decapitada?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.01,0:15:34.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Decapitated Barbie?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.51,0:15:37.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Hámster muerto número 2?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.51,0:15:37.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dead hamster number two?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.39,0:15:39.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl Scout scam?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.47,0:15:39.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Estafa de las Niñas Exploradoras?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.93,0:15:40.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.44,0:15:46.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we could use a little snack break.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.65,0:15:46.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que necesitamos unas botanas.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.19,0:15:47.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Two dead hamsters?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.23,0:15:47.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Dos hámsteres muertos?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.61,0:15:50.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We got to keep your parents away from Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.90,0:15:50.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenemos que alejar a tus padres de Churro.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.41,0:15:56.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm gonna post this on my Instagram.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.57,0:15:56.24,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Voy a publicar esto en mi Instagram.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.24,0:16:00.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Rosie la Reina tiene la culpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.28,0:16:00.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Rosie la reina is to blame-a.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.75,0:16:03.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, te estás divirtiendo\Nmucho con esto, ¿no?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.75,0:16:03.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, you're really\Nhaving fun with this, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.08,0:16:05.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Siempre supe que hablabas mal de mí a Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.08,0:16:05.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I always knew you were\Npoisoning Mayan against me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.42,0:16:07.00,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Felicitaciones,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.42,0:16:06.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.84,0:16:09.71,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You finally have proof that\NI am not the perfect mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.00,0:16:09.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,finalmente tienes la prueba\Nde que no soy la mamá perfecta.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.71,0:16:13.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Pero sabes qué? Hace años que lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.71,0:16:13.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But guess what. I've known that for years.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.72,0:16:17.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why are you agreeing with\Nme? Is this what gaslighting is?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.97,0:16:15.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué estás de acuerdo conmigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.26,0:16:17.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Esto es lo del gas?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.89,0:16:22.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[sighs] Ay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.10,0:16:22.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[suspira] Ay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.69,0:16:25.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You remember that summer\Nthat Mayan stayed at my sister's,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.85,0:16:25.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Recuerdas aquel verano que\NMayan se quedó con mi hermana
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.73,0:16:26.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I told you that it was
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.90,0:16:27.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y te dije que era porque necesitaba
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.90,0:16:28.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because I needed bunion surgery?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.07,0:16:28.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cirugía en mis juanetes?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.57,0:16:30.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, yeah, you went to Mexico.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.98,0:16:30.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, fuiste a México.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.32,0:16:31.78,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nunca fui a México.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.32,0:16:31.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I never went to Mexico.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.78,0:16:34.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dejé a Mayan, regresé a casa,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.78,0:16:34.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I dropped Mayan off, went back home,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.32,0:16:36.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,pulled down the shades, got in bed,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.49,0:16:35.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,corrí las cortinas, me metí en la cama
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.91,0:16:37.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y lloré durante tres semanas seguidas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.16,0:16:37.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and cried for three weeks straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.95,0:16:42.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Later, I found out I had a nervous breakdown.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.99,0:16:42.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Después, averigüé que había\Ntenido un ataque de nervios.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.04,0:16:44.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, I'm--I mean, is\Nthat what the doctor said?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.37,0:16:44.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vaya, ¿es eso lo que dijo el doctor?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.54,0:16:46.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Doctor? No podía pagar a un doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.58,0:16:46.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay,doctor? I couldn't afford a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.33,0:16:48.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo vi en "Grey's Anatomy".
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.38,0:16:50.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw that on "Grey's Anatomy."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.30,0:16:53.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué nunca me lo dijiste?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.38,0:16:53.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I mean, uh, how come you never told me?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.63,0:16:56.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Porque que tú no\Nestuvieras era parte de ello.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.63,0:16:56.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because you being gone was part of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.30,0:17:00.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[sighs] I was working three jobs,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.81,0:17:02.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenía tres trabajos, intentaba\Ncomenzar un negocio,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.64,0:17:02.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to start a new business,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.64,0:17:07.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,raising a kid who was\Nheartbroken after we split up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.68,0:17:07.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,criaba una niña con el corazón\Nroto después de separarnos.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.31,0:17:09.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Intentaba aguantarlo todo...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.36,0:17:09.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just trying to hold it together
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.86,0:17:11.90,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,hasta que no pude.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.86,0:17:13.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,until I couldn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.49,0:17:16.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, I mean, you never said anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.61,0:17:16.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vaya, o sea, nunca dijiste nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.41,0:17:18.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cada vez que te veía, te veías ardiente.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.41,0:17:18.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I saw you, you looked hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.78,0:17:20.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.95,0:17:20.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gracias.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.12,0:17:21.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.12,0:17:21.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.16,0:17:26.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mayan never said anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.37,0:17:26.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mayan nunca dijo nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.00,0:17:27.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Mayan didn't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.04,0:17:27.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Mayan no lo sabía.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.46,0:17:29.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quería ser perfecta para ella,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.46,0:17:29.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to be perfect for her
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.50,0:17:32.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,porque lo demás en su vida no lo era.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.54,0:17:32.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because everything in her life wasn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.59,0:17:34.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero al final ya no pude.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.63,0:17:34.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But I just couldn't keep it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.34,0:17:37.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Así que, sí,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.34,0:17:36.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.84,0:17:40.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes I threw you under the bus...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.26,0:17:41.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a veces, te culpé de cosas
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.97,0:17:42.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,when I screwed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.14,0:17:42.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cuando yo la fregaba.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.64,0:17:47.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how I survived.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.06,0:17:47.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Así sobreviví.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.19,0:17:49.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[susurra] Vaya.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.19,0:17:48.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[softly] Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.98,0:17:51.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's move to the middle-school years.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.52,0:17:51.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pasemos a los años de secundaria.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.07,0:17:59.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, we don't have to go through this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.41,0:17:59.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí, no tenemos que hacer esto.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.03,0:18:00.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo lo reconozco.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.03,0:18:00.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I recognize this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.41,0:18:03.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estos son los años del mezcal.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.45,0:18:03.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,These were all the mescal years.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.37,0:18:08.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know what? Those are all me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.75,0:18:08.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, ¿saben qué? Estos son todos míos.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.04,0:18:11.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Winner, winner! Pollo Loco dinner!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.17,0:18:11.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Ganador, ganador! ¡Cena del pollo loco!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.38,0:18:16.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is not a game you want to win.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.80,0:18:16.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Este juego no lo quieres ganar.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.72,0:18:19.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm okay with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.88,0:18:18.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me parece bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.89,0:18:23.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you know about winning anyways?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.72,0:18:22.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué sabes tú de ganar de todos modos?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.97,0:18:25.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.44,0:18:32.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[música animada]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.60,0:18:33.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat saxophone music]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.44,0:18:33.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.57,0:18:34.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Quieres un trago?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.61,0:18:36.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You want a drink?\N-Sure, what do you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.98,0:18:37.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Claro, ¿qué tienes?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.90,0:18:39.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, remembering all the mescal years
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.11,0:18:40.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Recordar todos los años del mezcal
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.61,0:18:42.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,made me thirsty for...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.28,0:18:43.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,me hizo querer tomar mezcal.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.16,0:18:43.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,mescal.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.49,0:18:45.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.66,0:18:50.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, a lot of that stuff\Non that last list was my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.79,0:18:48.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sabes, muchas de las\Ncosas en la última lista
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.79,0:18:50.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,fueron mi culpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.54,0:18:52.63,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why'd you take the blame?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.83,0:18:52.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué tomaste la culpa?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.63,0:18:54.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hiciste un gran trabajo criando a Mayan
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.63,0:18:54.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You did a great job raising Mayan,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.46,0:18:57.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a pesar de todos los obstáculos que te puse
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.67,0:18:57.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,despite everything that I threw at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.01,0:18:59.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y quizá no fuiste la mamá perfecta,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.01,0:18:59.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe you weren't the perfect mom,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.18,0:19:02.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero eres la mamá perfecta para Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.18,0:19:02.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but... you were the perfect mom for Mayan.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.55,0:19:05.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You really think so?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.89,0:19:05.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De verdad lo crees?\N-Sí,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.14,0:19:07.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And the proof is in\Nthat firecracker out there
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.47,0:19:07.52,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y la prueba la tienes en esa chica ahí afuera
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.52,0:19:10.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-en la sala de estar.\N-[ríe]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.52,0:19:10.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-in the living room.\N-[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.31,0:19:12.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I understand why you did what you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.44,0:19:12.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Entiendo por qué hiciste lo que hiciste.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.36,0:19:13.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Digo, afrontémoslo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.36,0:19:13.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, let's face it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.82,0:19:15.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si jugáramos ese juego con todas las ofensas
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.86,0:19:15.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If we played that game\Nlisting all the wrongdoings
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.94,0:19:20.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que yo te hice, nos quedaríamos sin tinta.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.94,0:19:19.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I did to you, we'd run out of ink.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.78,0:19:21.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that an apology?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.49,0:19:23.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Es eso una disculpa?\N-Empiezo a entender
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.74,0:19:23.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm starting to learn
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.28,0:19:26.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,que un poquito de "lo\Nsiento" vale para mucho.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.78,0:19:27.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that a little "lo siento" goes a long way.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.58,0:19:29.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, ¿entonces no tenemos\Nque sacar mis viejos diarios
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.12,0:19:29.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, so we don't have\Nto break out my old diaries
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.79,0:19:32.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-and read through them?\N-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.91,0:19:32.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-y leerlos?\N-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.54,0:19:34.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Solo las partes sucias.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.54,0:19:34.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Only the dirty parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.42,0:19:39.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Esas partes fueron buenas.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.46,0:19:39.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Those were some good parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.43,0:19:43.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chorizo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.59,0:19:43.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chorizo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.93,0:19:47.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[clears throat] Chorizo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.35,0:19:47.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-[carraspea] Chorizo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.93,0:19:52.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, Dios mío.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.93,0:19:52.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ay, Dios mío.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.15,0:19:57.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.15,0:19:57.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.03,0:19:59.86,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, gordo, ready to go kick some T-balls?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.32,0:19:59.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Gordo, ¿listo para golpear unas bolas?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.65,0:20:03.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Grandpa, we need to talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.86,0:20:05.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Abuelo, tenemos que hablar.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.66,0:20:07.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my God, he's firing us.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.87,0:20:07.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dios mío, va a despedirnos.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.29,0:20:10.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not my call.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.54,0:20:11.04,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No es mi decisión.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.66,0:20:12.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All the cheating was filmed
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.04,0:20:14.46,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todas las trampas se\Nfilmaron y un padre misterioso
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.87,0:20:17.17,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and made into a TikTok by a mystery parent.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.46,0:20:17.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,filmó un TikTok.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.17,0:20:19.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Send him home, Robbie! Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.50,0:20:20.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¡Envíalo a casa, Robbie! ¡Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.88,0:20:22.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And he didn't even tag me--what a monster.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.05,0:20:22.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ni siquiera me etiquetó. Qué monstruo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.72,0:20:26.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fue alguien llamado "@VannaWhiteboy".
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.72,0:20:26.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-It was someone named "@VannaWhiteboy."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.05,0:20:27.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.05,0:20:29.18,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.18,0:20:31.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, guess I'll take my hat back.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.47,0:20:31.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, supongo que tomaré esa gorra ahora.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.77,0:20:35.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Actually, I hired the perfect coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.81,0:20:35.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-De hecho, contraté al entrenador perfecto.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.31,0:20:38.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-La entrenadora mamá en la casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.44,0:20:38.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Coach Mom in the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.49,0:20:43.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-How can you be coach?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.86,0:20:43.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Cómo vas a hacerlo?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.32,0:20:45.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pensé que no ibas a pedirle\Na tu jefa salir temprano.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.32,0:20:45.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you weren't\Ngoing to ask to leave early.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.41,0:20:46.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No tuve que hacerlo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.41,0:20:46.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I didn't have to.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.74,0:20:48.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Le dije a la liga que era discriminación
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.74,0:20:48.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I told the league it was discrimination
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.54,0:20:51.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,contra las mamás trabajadoras\Njugar antes de las 5:00 p.m.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.54,0:20:51.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,against working moms to\Nhave games before 5:00 p.m.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.08,0:20:52.58,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Usaste una de las Ds?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.08,0:20:52.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You used one of the three Ds?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.41,0:20:56.04,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the one people are afraid of.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.58,0:20:54.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es lo que más teme la gente.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.00,0:20:58.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Miren quién defendió a Chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.04,0:20:58.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, look who's coming\Nthrough for Chance--me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.55,0:20:59.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Yo! [ríe]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.80,0:21:00.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.96,0:21:02.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, because I inspired you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.42,0:21:02.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque te inspiré.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.59,0:21:05.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You crossed a line and\Nreally embarrassed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.80,0:21:05.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te pasaste de la raya y me avergonzaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.26,0:21:07.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.26,0:21:07.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.35,0:21:09.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a bit much.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.60,0:21:09.76,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fue demasiado.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.93,0:21:13.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.64,0:21:13.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.44,0:21:14.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te perdono.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.44,0:21:14.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I forgive you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.56,0:21:18.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo también te perdono.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.56,0:21:18.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aw, I forgive you, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.06,0:21:21.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-For what?\N-Lots of things.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.31,0:21:21.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué?\N-Muchas cosas.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.61,0:21:26.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but I don't keep\Na list like a little bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.99,0:21:25.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, pero no tengo una\Nlista como otras perritas.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.61,0:21:28.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.74,0:21:28.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---