1 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,046 Oh, hey, guys. Hola, chicos. 2 00:00:08,147 --> 00:00:10,487 How are you feeling after that wild wedding last night? Ooh. ¿Cómo estáis después de la boda salvaje de anoche? Ooh 3 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:13,780 Hungover and headachy, queasy. Resaca, dolor de cabeza, mareados. 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,835 Damn, I had a good time. Diablos, lo pasé bien. 5 00:00:17,766 --> 00:00:19,360 Oh, hey, Suraya. Hola, Suraya. 6 00:00:19,361 --> 00:00:21,818 We were just talking about your son's wedding. Estamos hablando de la boda de tu hijo. 7 00:00:21,819 --> 00:00:25,515 Oh, you Indian folks sure know how to party. Vosotros, los 'indios', sabéis divertiros. 8 00:00:25,516 --> 00:00:27,509 Ooh! You know, I think I threw my hip out Sí. Creo que me he fastidié la cadera 9 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,996 when your granny and I were dirty dancing. cuando tu abuela y yo bailábamos 'calentitos'. 10 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:33,450 Uh, Dave, I don't think anybody would call Dave, no creo que nadie llame 11 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,380 what you were doing "dancing." a eso que hacíais, "bailar". 12 00:00:35,438 --> 00:00:36,803 Forget "Baby." Olvídalo "nene". 13 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,292 Somebody should've put you in a corner. Alguien tenía que haberte puesto en una esquina. 14 00:00:39,293 --> 00:00:41,793 Okay, you know, I don't care what you say. . Bien, no me importa lo que digas. 15 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:44,276 I had the time of my life Me lo pasé de 'puta madre'. 16 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:46,790 Well, these sweet laddoos are my way of saying Estos dulces son mi forma de decir... 17 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:48,260 "Thank you for coming." "Gracias por venir". 18 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:51,938 Ooh, well, don't mind if I laddoo. Oh. Que no te importe si me 'endulzo'. 19 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:55,650 Hey, Suraya, uh, you're a professional matchmaker. Oye, Suraya, eres casamentera profesional. 20 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:58,057 You know, you think you can match up my boys? ¿Crees que puedes emparejar a mis chicos? 21 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,968 Oh, Malcolm and Marty would never go for a matchmaker. Oh, Malcolm y Marty nunca irían con una organizadora. 22 00:01:00,969 --> 00:01:03,715 Butler men like to 'hunt for their own meat'. A los Buttler les gusta 'cazar su propia carne'. 23 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,266 I-I mean, women. O sea, mujeres. 24 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:11,436 I mean, whatever's not offensive. Quiero decir, lo que no sea ofensivo. 25 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:13,960 I matched all my own sons. Emparejé a todos mis hijos. 26 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,988 Even this one married a beautiful lawyer, Hasta este se casó con una estupenda abogada 27 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:18,946 and he's into anime cosplay. y le gusta el cosplay de anime. 28 00:01:18,971 --> 00:01:21,220 Wow. She's gorgeous. Es hermosa. 29 00:01:21,345 --> 00:01:22,547 Wait a minute. Espera un momento. 30 00:01:22,548 --> 00:01:25,650 This woman married a dude dressed as a lizard? ¿Esta mujer se casó con un tipo vestido como de lagarto? 31 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:28,210 I'm very good at what I do. Soy muy buena en lo que hago. 32 00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:32,281 Okay. Well, "very good" usually means very expensive. Bueno, 'muy buena' generalmente significa 'muy cara'. 33 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,256 Well, how about, Bueno, ¿qué tal, 34 00:01:34,257 --> 00:01:36,617 since you fixed up our transmission, ya que arreglaste nuestra transmisión, 35 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,749 I fix up your boys? si yo arreglo a tus chicos? 36 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,831 Okay. Thank you, Suraya. You bet. Bien. Gracias, Suraya. Venga 37 00:01:40,832 --> 00:01:43,526 -I'll see you soon. -You got it. -Hasta pronto. -Entendido. 38 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:45,295 I don't know, Tina. No lo sé, Tina. 39 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:47,501 I got a feeling this thing is gonna blow up Tengo la sensación de que esta cosa va a explotar 40 00:01:47,526 --> 00:01:49,996 just like her old transmission. al igual que su vieja transmisión. 41 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:55,749 ♪ Welcome to the block, ♪ welcome to the neighborhood ♪ Welcome to the hood. The Neighborhood - S04E05 42 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:02,812 So, Malcolm and Marty have no idea that I'm here to find them wives? ¿Malcolm y Marty no tienen idea de que estoy aquí para encontrarles esposas? 43 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:05,821 Nope. Think of it like a timeshare presentation. No. Piensa en ello como una presentación compartida. 44 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:09,655 First, we lure them in with my famous berry cobbler. Primero, los atraemos con mi famosa tarta de bayas. 45 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:10,999 And then, Y luego... 46 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,327 Wham! We trap them with a lifetime commitment.Mm-hmm. ¡Wham! Los comprometemos de por vida. 47 00:02:14,817 --> 00:02:16,135 Hey, hey. Is the food ready? Hey, hey. ¿Está lista la comida? 48 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,615 'Cause we're ready! ¡Porque nosotros estamos listos! 49 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:21,035 Oh, we got cobbler. Tenemos tarta. 50 00:02:21,088 --> 00:02:22,715 Oh, we got company. Tenemos compañía. 51 00:02:22,735 --> 00:02:25,155 -Hey, Ms. Suraya. -Hello. -Hola, señora Suraya. -Hola. 52 00:02:25,156 --> 00:02:27,140 Wait. Espera. 53 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,930 Why did you make all of our favorite foods? ¿Por qué has preparado nuestras comidas favoritas? 54 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,445 Oh, no. Mama. Oh; No. Mamá. 55 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,197 You're not trying to sell us supplements again? ¿Estás tratando de vendernos algo? 56 00:02:35,204 --> 00:02:37,624 Your mother thought you could use some help Su madre pensó que les vendría bien un poco de ayuda 57 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,273 meeting that someone special. para conocer a esa persona especial. 58 00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:42,425 Um, are y'all trying to hook one of us up with Ms. Suraya? ¿Intentas emparejar a uno de nosotros con la señora Suraya? 59 00:02:42,623 --> 00:02:45,643 Don't you think she's a little too old? ¿No crees que es demasiado mayor? 60 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,129 I prefer "seasoned." Prefiero "madurita". 61 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:51,063 And you should be so lucky. Y tendrías mucha suerte. 62 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:55,086 Mm... Um... Suraya is a professional matchmaker. Suraya es una casamentera profesional. 63 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,654 Well, thanks, but I'm good. Bueno, gracias, pero no la necesito. 64 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:59,703 In fact, I canceled a date just to be here. De hecho, cancelé una cita solo por venir aquí. 65 00:02:59,728 --> 00:03:02,304 Okay, well, Marty? Bueno, ¿Marty? 66 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:04,532 This cobbler's great. Okay. Esta tarta está genial. Bien. 67 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,134 -I'm interested. -Yeah! Yes! -Estoy interesado. -¡Sí; Sí! 68 00:03:06,335 --> 00:03:09,141 Of course you are. It's the magic of the cobbler. Mm-hmm. Por supuesto que lo estás. Es la magia de la tarta. Mm-hmm. 69 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,277 Well, that, and whatever I'm doing isn't working. Eso y lo que sea que hago no está funcionando. 70 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,525 I need a date for my ten-year high school reunion. Necesito una cita para mi reunión de 10 años de instituto. 71 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,620 And I'm not gonna be the only single guy there again. Y no volveré a ser el único solito allí. 72 00:03:15,645 --> 00:03:18,300 It'll be like prom night all over. Sería otra vez, como la noche de graduación. 73 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,862 So, Ms. Suraya, sign me up. Así que, señora Suraya, inscríbame. 74 00:03:20,908 --> 00:03:23,376 -Oh! -Thank you, Jesus! -Bien. -¡Gracias, Jesús! 75 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:26,054 There's hope for grandbabies yet. Todavía hay esperanza para nietos. 76 00:03:26,055 --> 00:03:30,020 Just have a girl first, and then you can have whatever you want. Solo ten una niña primero, y luego puedes tener lo que desees. 77 00:03:31,805 --> 00:03:33,756 Hey, honey. How was your day? Hola, cariño. ¿Cómo estuvo tu día? 78 00:03:33,757 --> 00:03:35,622 Long. Oh. Largo. Oh. 79 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:38,129 Mine, too. We've been working way too hard lately. El mío también. Estamos trabajando muy duro últimamente. 80 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:40,131 Yeah, I know. I mean, I don't even remember... Sí, lo sé. Bueno... Ni siquiera me acuerdo... 81 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,225 ..the last time we sat on this couch together. ..de la última vez que nos sentamos juntos en este sillón. 82 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,654 Well, you're here now. We can finally catch up. Ahora estás aquí. Por fin podemos ponernos al día. 83 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:47,425 -So tell me, how was your day? -Well... Mom, Dad. -Dime, ¿cómo ha ido el día...? -Mamá, papá. 84 00:03:47,426 --> 00:03:51,340 I just remembered I didn't do my book report on Tom Sawyer. Acabo de recordar que no hice el trabajo de mi libro sobre Tom Sawyer. 85 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,275 Okay, well, when's it due? Bien, ¿para cuándo es? 86 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,180 Tomorrow. Oh, no. Ugh. Mañana. Oh, no. Ugh. 87 00:03:55,205 --> 00:03:57,145 No No. 88 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,145 I'll help you. Where's the book? Te ayudaré. ¿Dónde está el libro? 89 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,980 The library. En la biblioteca. 90 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,494 Come on, Grover. Vamos, Grover. 91 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,819 Sorry, 'hon'. We'll catch up this weekend. Lo siento, 'cariñito'. Nos pondremos al día este fin de semana. 92 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,665 Hey, Suraya! ¡Hola, Suraya! 93 00:04:09,675 --> 00:04:12,359 So, did you find Marty a wife yet? ¿Le encontraste una esposa a Marty? 94 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,689 It's been 24 hours. Han pasado 24 horas. 95 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:15,994 Oh. Come in. Oh. Pasa. 96 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:19,236 Tina, Marty's a major project. Tina, Marty es un proyecto importante. 97 00:04:19,237 --> 00:04:22,164 Give the lady another 20 minutes, okay? Dale a la señora otros 20 minutos, ¿vale? 98 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,785 I have chosen a special group of women, He elegido un grupo especial de mujeres... 99 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:26,743 and these are their biodatas. y estos son sus biodatos. 100 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,345 They are like headshots and résumés in one. Son como fotos y currículums en uno. 101 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,721 Okay, well, you got anybody in there that can cook? Bien, ¿tienes a alguien que sepa cocinar? 102 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:35,318 'Cause I need somebody to make me some crab cakes for a change. Porque necesito que alguien me haga pasteles de cangrejo para variar. 103 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:37,763 And I need somebody that's into sports. Y necesito a alguien que le gusten los deportes. 104 00:04:37,764 --> 00:04:40,525 Any of these ladies come with the NFL package? ¿Alguna de estas mujeres viene con el paquete NFL? 105 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:41,985 Oh, Marty doesn't care about that. Oh, A Marty eso no le importa. 106 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,145 The boy tried to dribble a football. El chico trata de evitar el fútbol. 107 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:47,223 I checked for astrological compatibility, Verifiqué la compatibilidad astrológica 108 00:04:47,224 --> 00:04:50,098 and I ran background checks to make sure they're not psycho. y comprobé los antecedentes para asegurarme de que no son psicópatas. 109 00:04:50,099 --> 00:04:52,600 And this is my top pick. Y esta es mi primera elección. 110 00:04:53,299 --> 00:04:58,305 "Fatemeh Samuel". Oh, she's Ethiopian, and she's an interior designer. "Fatima Samuel". Es etíope y diseñadora de interiores. 111 00:04:58,325 --> 00:04:59,724 Very nice. Mm-hmm. Muy bien. Mm-hmm. 112 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:03,160 Yeah, she's also very, very nice looking. Sí, también es muy muy bonita. 113 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,225 Back off of Marty's future wife. Aléjate de la futura esposa de Marty. 114 00:05:05,245 --> 00:05:06,764 You know what? I... A mí... 115 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:09,150 I-I kind of like this girl better. me gusta más esta chica. 116 00:05:09,151 --> 00:05:10,501 Asha Patel. Asha Patel. 117 00:05:10,525 --> 00:05:13,845 Says she makes six figures, and she works for "Jet Blue". Dice que gana seis cifras y trabaja en "Jet Blue". 118 00:05:13,865 --> 00:05:16,505 Can somebody say companion pass? ¿Alguien dijo pases de acompañantes? 119 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,840 Welcome to the family, Asha. Bienvenida a la familia, Asha. 120 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,724 Please, I have a process here. Por favor, tengo un proceso aquí. 121 00:05:20,725 --> 00:05:22,904 This is much more complicated than it seems. Esto es mucho más complicado de lo que parece. 122 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,888 No. Wait, wait. I found the winner. No. Esperen. Encontré a la ganadora. 123 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:27,502 This one just graduated, and she's a doctor. Esta se acaba de graduar y es doctora. 124 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:30,958 Mm. Now I can stop googling every time I sneeze. Mm; Ahora puedo dejar de buscar en Google cada vez que estornudo. 125 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:33,209 -Did you say "just graduated"? -Yeah. -¿Dijiste "acaba de graduarse"? -Sí. 126 00:05:33,298 --> 00:05:35,465 No, she probably still got medical school loans. No, quizá esté pagando los préstamos de la escuela de medicina. 127 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:37,259 We can't let her mess up our credit. No podemos dejar que nos arruine el crédito. 128 00:05:37,284 --> 00:05:38,390 -That's a good point. -Yeah, no, no. We don't want_ -Buen punto. -Sí, no, no.. No queremos_ 129 00:05:38,391 --> 00:05:39,824 Excuse me! Excuse me. ¡Disculpen! Disculpen. 130 00:05:39,825 --> 00:05:43,720 Why don't you leave this to a professional? Yes? ¿Por qué no dejan esto a una profesional, ¿Eh? 131 00:05:44,372 --> 00:05:47,042 Yeah, Malcolm. What you got over here? Let me see that. Sí, Malcolm. ¿Qué tienes por aquí? Déjame ver eso. 132 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,652 Wait, wait, wait. What's wrong with her? Esperen... ¿qué pasa con ella? 133 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,262 What's wrong with her? ¿Qué pasa con ella? 134 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:51,595 What's wrong with you? ¿Qué pasa contigo? 135 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,396 -What? -Look at those ears. -¿Qué? -Mira esas orejas. 136 00:05:53,445 --> 00:05:56,044 That's nothing that a haircut can't fix. No es nada que un corte de pelo no pueda arreglar. 137 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:58,683 Uh, Ma, just because Marty likes hobbits Mamá, solo porque a Marty le gustan los Hobbits, 138 00:05:58,684 --> 00:06:01,578 don't mean he want to date one. All right. no significa que quiera salir con uno. Ok. 139 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:03,824 Wait. This one is not so bad. Espera. Esta no está tan mal. 140 00:06:03,825 --> 00:06:05,085 Okay.No. Look. -Bien. -No. Mira. 141 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:08,394 Do you think we can get her to trim her mustache? ¿Crees que conseguiremos que se afeite el bigote? 142 00:06:08,395 --> 00:06:09,977 Oh... Suraya, do...? Suraya... 143 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,432 Suraya? ¿Suraya? 144 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:15,499 Damn. Did Suraya leave without saying goodbye? Diablos, ¿Suraya se fue sin despedirse? 145 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,159 Well, that's just rude. Que grosera. 146 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:22,619 How do I look? ¿Cómo me veo? 147 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:27,157 Like a steamy, hot cup of coffee that just woke me up. Como una taza de café humeante y caliente que acaba de despertarme. 148 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:28,953 Ew. Eh 149 00:06:30,565 --> 00:06:32,385 I decided to turn the heat up Decidí subir la temperatura un poco 150 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,394 a notch since we haven't had a date night in a while. ya que no hemos tenido una cita en un tiempo. 151 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:38,600 Well, I think you broke the thermometer. Bueno, creo que rompiste el termómetro. 152 00:06:39,255 --> 00:06:43,075 Maybe you didn't hear me. Ew! Quizás no me escucharon... ¡Eh! 153 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,884 I hope the sitter gets here soon. Espero que la niñera llegue pronto. 154 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,811 The restaurant only gives a 15-minute grace period. El restaurante solo permite un tiempo de espera de 15 minutos. 155 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:51,363 Well, you can go. Pueden irse. 156 00:06:51,364 --> 00:06:52,814 Don't worry. I'm old enough to watch myself. No se preocupen. Soy mayor para cuidarme solo. 157 00:06:52,815 --> 00:06:56,931 Just leave your credit card, you know, for... emergencies. Dejen su tarjeta de crédito, ya saben... para emergencias. 158 00:06:56,976 --> 00:06:59,495 Oh, yeah, sure, and why don't we leave the door open, Sí, claro, ¿y por qué no dejamos la puerta abierta 159 00:06:59,515 --> 00:07:00,941 and the keys on the table? y las llaves en la mesa? 160 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,273 And I'll unlock the liquor cabinet, too. Y también abriré el armario de licores. 161 00:07:03,274 --> 00:07:06,287 You could have just said "no," Dad. Podrías haber dicho solo "no", papá. 162 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:10,472 No, no, no, no, no, no! The sitter just canceled! ¡No, no, no! ¡La niñera acaba de cancelar! 163 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,778 Donna? Why? ¿Donna? ¿Por qué? 164 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,054 Her boyfriend broke up with her. Su novio rompió con ella. 165 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,730 Oh, not Troy.Uh-huh. Troy, no. 166 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,501 He was the star quarterback. Era el mariscal estrella. 167 00:07:20,237 --> 00:07:21,882 Well, what happened? ¿Qué pasó? 168 00:07:21,883 --> 00:07:24,684 Something about them not spending enough time together. Algo de que no pasan suficiente tiempo juntos. 169 00:07:24,926 --> 00:07:27,633 Great! Let's have a Monopoly marathon. ¡Genial! Hagamos una maratón de Monopoly. 170 00:07:27,821 --> 00:07:30,638 I call the shoe! ¡Me pido el zapato! 171 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:33,655 -Ugh. I'm gonna go put on my PJs. -Yeah. -Me voy a poner mi pijama. -Sí. 172 00:07:33,836 --> 00:07:36,616 I'll go unlock the liquor cabinet. Iré a abrir el armario de licores. 173 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,414 Marty is going to be so upset. Marty se va a enfadar mucho. 174 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,640 How do we tell him that his matchmaker quit? ¿Cómo le decimos que su casamentera renunció? 175 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:43,420 I was going to tell him like this. Se lo iba a decir así. 176 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,937 Marty, your matchmaker quit. Marty, tu casamentera renunció. 177 00:07:48,477 --> 00:07:50,817 Wow, Pop. You are all heart. ¡Vaya, papá! Eres todo corazón. 178 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,732 Just full of compassion over there. Lleno de compasión, por todos lados 179 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:56,555 Look, I'm just saying, back in my day, you didn't need a matchmaker. Solo digo, en mi época, no necesitabas una organizadora. 180 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:59,797 If you liked a girl, you told her friend. Si te gustaba una chica, se lo decías a su amiga. 181 00:07:59,798 --> 00:08:02,306 Her friend would let you know if she liked you. Su amiga te decía si le gustabas. 182 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:05,468 Then, y'all would meet at the lockers in the hallway or something like that. Entonces, todos se encontraban en las taquillas del pasillo o algo así. 183 00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:08,264 What I'm saying is that it was simple. Lo que digo es que era fácil. 184 00:08:08,733 --> 00:08:11,950 Guys, I was just on Suraya's website, Chicos, estaba en la página web de Suraya 185 00:08:12,119 --> 00:08:14,797 and she has a 99% success rate. y tiene una tasa de éxito del 99%. 186 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,260 I'm definitely bringing a plus-one to my ten-year reunion, Definitivamente llevaré acompañante a mi 10º aniversario 187 00:08:17,261 --> 00:08:20,767 and I'm gonna have two kids for my 20th. Mm. Mm. y voy a tener dos hijos para mi vigésimo aniversario. 188 00:08:22,715 --> 00:08:24,659 Y'all smell smoke? ¿Huele a humo? 189 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:25,915 Tina... Tina... 190 00:08:25,925 --> 00:08:29,742 I'm gonna help Mama put that fire out. Voy a ayudar a mamá a apagar ese fuego. 191 00:08:30,618 --> 00:08:33,686 You know, son, it's, um, never wise Hijo, nunca es de sabios 192 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,818 to put all your faith in one person. poner toda tu confianza en una sola persona. 193 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,566 -Oh, no. No, you're right. -Yeah. -No. No, tienes razón. -Sí. 194 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:42,197 Which is why I'm only putting 99% of our faith in her, okay? Por eso solo estoy poniendo el 99% de nuestra fe en ella, ¿Eh? 195 00:08:42,727 --> 00:08:45,524 Yeah. About that. Um, Suraya-- she, uh... Sí. Sobre eso. Suraya... ella... 196 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,744 Did she find my match already? ¿Ya encontró mi pareja? 197 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,921 Well, the truth is, we haven't heard from her. Bueno, la verdad es que no hemos sabido nada de ella. 198 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,575 Okay, well, I'll just call her to check in. Bueno, la llamaré para comprobarlo. 199 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:56,642 Okay, Marty, hold on. Look, um, Bien, Marty, espera. 200 00:08:57,132 --> 00:09:00,277 the honest truth is, she quit. Mira, la verdad es que renunció. 201 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:02,475 What? Why? ¿Qué? ¿Por qué? 202 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,962 I don't know. No lo sé. 203 00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:06,327 Probably something your mama said. Probablemente algo que dijo tu madre. 204 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,289 You know her, you know how she is. Ya la conoces, sabes cómo es. 205 00:09:10,378 --> 00:09:12,464 Yeah, well, I'll never meet my girl. Nunca conoceré a mi chica. 206 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,299 What are you talking about? ¿De qué hablas? 207 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,105 Of course you will. Por supuesto que lo harás. 208 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,027 Dad, you don't get it. Papá, no lo entiendes. 209 00:09:19,028 --> 00:09:21,005 You met Mom when you were in your early 20s. Conociste a mamá cuando tenías poco más de 20 años. 210 00:09:21,254 --> 00:09:24,783 You don't know what it's like to be my age and still dating. No sabes lo que es tener mi edad y seguir de citas. 211 00:09:24,784 --> 00:09:27,435 I'm tired of getting dressed up and paying for dinners Estoy cansado de arreglarme y pagar las cenas 212 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,524 for it all to go nowhere. para que todo no vaya a ninguna parte. 213 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,657 Well, son, I told you before, Bueno, hijo, te lo dije antes, 214 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:35,184 you should start with coffee dates. Huh? debes comenzar con las citas de café. 215 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,925 Look, Marty, you're gonna meet someone, all right? Marty, conocerás a alguien, ¿sí? 216 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,404 You're an amazing dude. Eres un tipo increíble. 217 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:42,889 Oh, yeah? Then why am I still single, ¿Sí? ¿Y por qué sigo soltero, 218 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:45,868 living with my brother, next door to my parents? viviendo con mi hermano, al lado de la casa de mis padres? 219 00:09:45,869 --> 00:09:47,281 Damn. Diablos. 220 00:09:47,572 --> 00:09:51,148 That sounds like the saddest blues song ever. Suena como la canción de blues más triste de la historia. 221 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,333 Well, I'm gonna head home and get under my weighted blanket Bueno, me iré a casa y me meteré debajo de mi manta acolchada 222 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:59,767 so I know what it feels like to be cuddled. así sé lo que se siente ser abrazado. 223 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,061 I was wrong. Estaba equivocado. 224 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:06,956 Thatsounded like the saddest blues song ever. Eso sonó como la canción de blues más triste de la historia. 225 00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:11,545 Oh. Well, how did Marty take the news? Bueno, ¿cómo se tomó Marty la noticia? 226 00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:13,485 Not well. Thanks. Mal. Gracias. 227 00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:17,348 I think we're gonna have to fill in for Suraya. Creo que tendremos que reemplazar a Suraya. 228 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:22,086 Otherwise, in a few days, Marty might be married to a blanket. De lo contrario, en unos días, Marty podría casarse con una manta. 229 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,150 What about two weeks from Friday? ¿Qué tal dos semanas a partir del viernes? 230 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,306 Oh, we can't. We have to meet our accountant. No podemos. Debemos reunirnos con nuestro contable. 231 00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:34,869 Ugh. What about the Saturday after that? Hum ¿Y el sábado siguiente? 232 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:37,672 Grover's swim team awards ceremony.Oh. Ceremonia de entrega de premios del equipo de natación de Grover. Oh. 233 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,769 Well, I guess we'll just have to wait a month Bueno, supongo que tendremos que esperar un mes 234 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:42,153 for our next date night. para nuestra próxima cita nocturna. 235 00:10:42,645 --> 00:10:46,477 You know, I was really looking forward to spending some one-on-one time with you. Estaba deseando pasar algo de tiempo a solas contigo. 236 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:49,343 I don't want to lose the spice in our relationship. No quiero perder la especia de nuestra relación. 237 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,345 Ugh. Me, either, but at this rate, Yo tampoco, pero a este ritmo, 238 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,192 we're not gonna have a date night till after Grover goes to college. no tendremos una cita nocturna hasta que Grover vaya a la universidad. 239 00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:57,297 Or the military, 'cause he's going somewhere. O al ejército, porque irá a alguna parte. 240 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:01,776 You know, maybe it's not about planning alone time. Tal vez no se trata de planear tiempo juntos. 241 00:11:01,821 --> 00:11:06,596 Maybe it's about taking advantage of the moments that we do have together. Tal vez se trata de aprovechar de los momentos que tenemos juntos. 242 00:11:06,597 --> 00:11:07,901 Maybe. Tal vez. 243 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:10,207 Oh, can you grab some salsa? ¿Puedes coger la salsa? 244 00:11:31,637 --> 00:11:33,165 Are you alone? ¿Está sola? 245 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,777 No, I'm with my husband. No, estoy con mi marido. 246 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,284 Dave, what are you doing? Dave, ¿qué haces? 247 00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:39,656 Dave? Who is this Dave? ¿Dave? ¿Quién es Dave? 248 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,759 I have never heard of any Dave. Nunca he oído hablar de ningún Dave. 249 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:48,602 My name is Señor Victor Gonzalez. Mi nombre es señor Victor Gonzalez. 250 00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:53,498 And I am a spy who has just met the hottest woman Y soy un espía que acaba de conocer a la mujer más sexi 251 00:11:53,518 --> 00:11:56,751 that I have ever seen in my entire life. que he visto en toda mi vida. 252 00:11:57,538 --> 00:12:01,943 And I heard you are looking for some 'spice'. Y he oído que está buscando un poco de 'picante'. 253 00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:05,245 You're so silly, Dave. Eres tonto, Dave. 254 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,156 Dave? Again, I do not know who this "Dave" is. ¿Dave de nuevo? No sé quién es "Dave". 255 00:12:09,278 --> 00:12:11,386 You may call me Victor. Puede llamarme Victor. 256 00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:14,342 And you are? ¿Y usted es...? 257 00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:18,656 I'm... Ginger. Soy... Ginger. 258 00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:25,105 I'm... Dr. Ginger Teagarten... Soy la doctora Ginger Teagarten... 259 00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:29,321 a brilliant archeologist, una brillante arqueóloga, 260 00:12:29,388 --> 00:12:32,395 who's only in town for one night que solo está en la ciudad una noche 261 00:12:32,396 --> 00:12:39,219 before flying off to Egypt in search of the... lost ark. antes de volar a Egipto en búsqueda... del arca pérdida. 262 00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:44,879 Well, Dr. Teagarten, I need to make sure Bueno, doctora Teagarten, necesito asegurarme 263 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,614 that you are not stealing government secrets. que no esté robando los secretos del gobierno. 264 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:53,183 Oh.So I'm afraid I'm going to need to, uh, strip-search you. Así que me temo que necesitaré registrarla desnuda. 265 00:12:55,201 --> 00:13:02,786 But I only have 30 minutes before I'm expected back at the... museum. Pero solo tengo 30 minutos antes de que esperen que vuelva... al museo. 266 00:13:02,788 --> 00:13:05,448 This is not a problem, Dr. Teagarten. Oh? Eso no es un problema, doctora Teagarten. 267 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,211 That is 25 more minutes than I will need. Son 25 minutos más de lo que necesitaré. 268 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,886 Let's go. Vamos. 269 00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:16,817 I don't know why we're feeding all these people No sé por qué estamos alimentando a toda esta gente, 270 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:20,993 when the only woman that matters is the one that I chose. cuando la única mujer que importa es la que yo elegí. 271 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,343 We had to make it look like a mixer, so the women don't know Tuvimos que hacer que pareciera una reunión, para que las mujeres no sepan 272 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,600 that they're here to compete for a date with Marty. que están aquí para competir por una cita con Marty. 273 00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:29,444 Um, and I think it's good that he thinks he has lots of choices Y creo que es bueno que crea que tiene muchas opciones 274 00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:32,710 before he realizes that my girl is best. antes de que se dé cuenta de que mi chica es la mejor. 275 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:35,421 Right, 'cause I'm sure what Marty's looking for Claro, porque estoy seguro de que lo que busca Marty 276 00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:38,497 is a girl picked out by his mama and daddy. es una chica elegida por sus padres. 277 00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:41,845 Now, trust me, the lady I selected... Confíen en mí, la chica que elegí... 278 00:13:41,846 --> 00:13:43,997 She gonna win, hands down. va a ganar, sin duda. 279 00:13:45,562 --> 00:13:47,609 Oh, you look sharp. Estás elegante. 280 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:53,718 Oh, look at you, baby. You look so extremely handsome, Mírate, cariño. Te ves extremadamente guapo, 281 00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:54,948 except those eyebrows. salvo por esas cejas. 282 00:13:54,949 --> 00:13:56,757 I don't know what is going on there. Okay. All right. -No sé qué pasa ahí. -Está bien. 283 00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,480 -Let me just put them... Okay, come on. No, no, no. -Déjame ponerlas... -Bien, vamos. No, no. 284 00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:00,303 I'm just trying to hook him up. Solo trato de arreglarlas. 285 00:14:00,611 --> 00:14:03,498 All right, son, there's plenty of women here. Bien, hijo, hay muchas mujeres aquí. 286 00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:05,118 Okay.All right, look around.Yeah. Okay. Okay. Mira a tu alrededor. Venga, Okay. 287 00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:07,111 And then you make your choice.Okay. Y luego haces tu elección. 288 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,101 Starting with that one. -Bien. -Empezando con esa. 289 00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:14,098 All right, I'm going in. Muy bien, voy. 290 00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:16,018 -Wish me luck. Oh, yeah. -Deséame suerte. -Sí. 291 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,209 Tippy toe. Enderézate. 292 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,918 I mean, they keep winning, but they're not gaining any ground. Siguen ganando, pero no ganan ningún terreno. 293 00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:26,218 I mean, the team is hitting, but the problem is the bullpen. El equipo está bateando, pero el problema es las ganas. 294 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,158 And they need to sit Jansen. Y tienen que sentar a Jansen. 295 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,562 His ERA is like a zip code. Su ERA es como un código postal. 296 00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:34,327 I-I have no idea what any of that means. No tengo idea de lo que significa nada de eso. 297 00:14:35,588 --> 00:14:37,128 Give her a chance, son, all right? Dale una oportunidad, hijo, ¿Ok? 298 00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:40,164 She has season tickets to the Dodgers. Tienes entradas de temporada para los Dodgers. 299 00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:46,136 Well, Lindsey, I do hope they get those bulls back in their pen. Bueno, Lindsey, espero que esos toros vuelvan a su corral. 300 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,451 That was... Eso fue... 301 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,453 You look a little thirsty. Bien. Pareces un poco sediento. 302 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,227 There's a nice girl over by the punch bowl. Hay una chica bonita junto al ponche. 303 00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:54,118 Oh, actually, is there some coconut water? En realidad, ¿hay agua de coco? 304 00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:55,611 Just go! ¡Solo ve! 305 00:14:56,778 --> 00:14:59,908 So, "Pasadena's only musical baker." El musical "El único panadero de Pasadena". 306 00:14:59,909 --> 00:15:01,237 What does that even mean? ¿Qué significa eso? 307 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:04,224 -Well, let me show you. -Oh, okay. -Bueno, déjame enseñártelo. -Bueno. 308 00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:08,749 I add flour and butter and sprinkle sugar on top 309 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:13,839 Zing goes the oven in my karaoke cake shop. Yeah. 310 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,997 -Marty, meet Ariel. -Marty, te presento a Ariel. -Es el soltero. 311 00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:21,408 Well, I got to admit, she is pretty. Bueno, debo admitirlo, es guapa. 312 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,026 She all right. Está bien. 313 00:15:23,768 --> 00:15:26,828 Ooh, here's the bachelor! ¡Aquí está el soltero! 314 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,488 Dope or nope? ¿Genial o no? 315 00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:32,319 What do you think, Ariel Nation? Leave your comments below. ¿Qué opinan, nación de Ariel? Dejen sus comentarios. 316 00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:35,575 Girl, who are you talking to? Chica, ¿con quién hablas? 317 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:39,817 My 200,000 followers. Mis 200.000 seguidores. 318 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:42,488 Yes. Ariel is an influencer, Okay? Sí. Ariel es influencer, Okay?. 319 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,988 Yeah. Yeah. Sí. Sí. 320 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,533 She's also a thrill seeker. También es buscadora de emociones. 321 00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:51,160 She's bungee jumping Yosemite Falls next week. Saltará al vacío en las cataratas de Yosemite la próxima semana. 322 00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,778 Ah. You should come! ¡Deberías venir! 323 00:15:52,788 --> 00:15:55,046 Girl, I would love to. Chica, me encantaría. 324 00:15:55,328 --> 00:16:00,390 I mean, uh, you-you should go. Y-Yeah, 'cause that's how this works. Quiero decir, tú deberías ir. Sí, porque así es cómo funciona. 325 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:03,908 Uh, uh, well, Bueno... 326 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:08,507 my two biggest fears are heights and drowning, so no thanks. mis dos mayores miedos son las alturas y ahogarme, así que no, gracias. 327 00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:11,368 Oh. Uh, adventure sports are a really big part of my life. Los deportes de aventura son la mejor parte de mi vida. 328 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:15,235 Yeah, well, you know, I look both ways on a one-way street. Bueno, yo miro a ambos lado en una carretera de una mano. 329 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,262 Well, it was nice meeting you. Bueno, fue un placer conocerte. 330 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:18,857 What? Uh... ¿Qué? Uh... 331 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,531 Well, I think Ariel is great, okay? I would pick her. Bueno, creo que Ariel es genial, ¿sí? Yo la escogería. 332 00:16:24,556 --> 00:16:26,278 I mean, he should pick her, okay? Quiero decir, él debería escogerla, ¿no? 333 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,983 I'm-a go talk to him. Marty? Voy a hablar con él. ¿Marty? 334 00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:30,568 Marty? ¿Marty? 335 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,121 Well, did he leave? ¿Se fue? 336 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,308 People keep leaving without saying "goodbye." La gente sigue yéndose sin "despedirse". 337 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,058 It's rude. Es grosero. 338 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,361 I'm starting to think it's a societal issue. Estoy empezando a pensar que es un problema de la sociedad. 339 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,248 Grover is finally asleep. Grover por fin se ha dormido. 340 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:49,049 Honey, today you have shown me two things. Cariño, hoy me has enseñado dos cosas. 341 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,335 We'll never lose our spice because Nunca perderemos nuestra salsa 342 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,782 you keep things interesting. porque sigues manteniendo las cosas interesantes. 343 00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:57,656 And the backseat of our Prius is way bigger than I thought. Y el asiento trasero de nuestro Prius es más grande de lo que pensé. 344 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:02,733 See? Aren't you glad we sprung for the leather seats? Mm-hmm. ¿Ves? ¿No te alegras que compráramos los asientos de cuero? Mm-hmm. 345 00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:08,004 Well, if you ever bump into Victor Gonzales again, Bueno, si alguna vez te encuentras con Victor Gonzalez otra vez, 346 00:17:08,005 --> 00:17:13,178 tell him he has an open invite to visit Dr. Ginger in Luxor. dile que tiene una invitación abierta a visitar a la doctora Ginger en Luxor. 347 00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:14,657 Really? ¿De verdad? 348 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,167 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 349 00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:18,883 -I'll let him know. -Good. -Se lo diré. -Bien. 350 00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:23,208 Buenas noches, señorita. Buenas noches, señorita. 351 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,595 It is I, Victor Gonzalez. Mm. Soy yo, Victor Gonzalez. Mm. 352 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:29,048 I have traveled a great distance, He viajado mucho, 353 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,512 but I'm afraid I must strip-search you again. pero me temo que debería registrarla desnuda otra vez. 354 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,068 Again? ¿Otra vez? 355 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,750 Well, if you must, señor. Bueno, si debe hacerlo, señor. 356 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,088 Ooh, I must, Dr. Ginger. Debo, Dra. Ginger. 357 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:42,919 You see, you might be smuggling contraband. Oh. Verá, podría ser contrabandista. Oh. 358 00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:45,138 Mom? Dad? ¿Mamá? ¿Papá? 359 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,688 Mm. Sí. 360 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,765 I can't sleep. Can I watch some TV? No puedo dormir. ¿Puedo ver la tele? 361 00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:52,648 Of course you can, but... Por supuesto que puedes, pero... 362 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,974 Come on, buddy. Of course. Come sit down. Ven, amiguito. Por supuesto. Siéntate. 363 00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,898 All right. Muy bien. 364 00:18:02,212 --> 00:18:05,102 So, uh, who's Dr. Ginger? ¿Quién es la Dra. Ginger? 365 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:12,111 Marty, what are you doing out here? Marty, ¿qué haces aquí fuera? 366 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:17,163 Mama, I don't have anything in common with any of those girls. Mamá, no tengo nada en común con ninguna de esas chicas. 367 00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:18,728 Baby, we're sorry. Cielo, lo sentimos. 368 00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:21,312 We just wanted to help you find a great match. Solo queríamos ayudarte a encontrar la pareja ideal. 369 00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:23,588 Yeah, well, you did. Sí, bueno, lo hicísteis 370 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,030 We did? Which one? ¿Lo hicimos? ¿Cuál? 371 00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:29,705 No, I meant, you found the perfect matches for yourselves. No, me refiero a que encontraron la pareja perfecta para ustedes. 372 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,468 Lindsey is into the Dodgers, like Dad. Lindsey está interesada en los Dodgers, como papá. 373 00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:36,772 And Denise is into singing and baking, like Mom. Y Denise está interesada en cantar y hornear, como mamá. 374 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,609 And Ariel is really into Malcolm. Y Ariel está realmente interesada en Malcolm. 375 00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:46,648 You know, baby, you're right. We were too focused Cariño, tienes razón. Estábamos demasiado centrados 376 00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:48,965 on looking for the qualities that we like. en buscar las cualidades que nos gusta. 377 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,521 Yeah. Instead of those that appeal to you. Sí. En lugar de las que te gustan a ti. 378 00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:54,811 Yeah, well, on the bright side, Sí, bueno, por el lado positivo, 379 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:57,528 you did help me figure out what I don't want. me ayudaron a darme cuenta de lo que no quiero. 380 00:18:57,805 --> 00:19:01,883 You know, sure, it would be nice to take someone to my reunion,... Claro, estaría bien llevar a alguien a mi reunión... 381 00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:05,828 but after tonight, I realize... pero después de esta noche, me di cuenta... 382 00:19:06,408 --> 00:19:09,078 I want what you two have. quiero lo que tienen ustedes. 383 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,048 And instead of rushing it, Y en lugar de apresurarme... 384 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,742 I'm... I'm willing to wait until I find the right girl. estoy dispuesto a esperar hasta que encuentre a la chica correcta. 385 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:16,968 Well, you do that, you know, because I get it now, you know? Bueno, hazlo, porque ahora lo entiendo... 386 00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:19,669 These little heifers out here are something else. estas novillas de aquí son un caso. 387 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,328 Ah.Yeah. Sí. 388 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:26,608 But what I do know-- when that special someone finds you, Pero lo que sé... cuando ese alguien especial te encuentre, 389 00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:30,208 she is going to be a very lucky woman. va a ser una mujer muy afortunada. 390 00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:32,158 Well, I can't wait to meet her. Bueno, no puedo esperar a conocerla. 391 00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:35,188 Don't worry, son. She's out there. No te preocupes, hijo. Está ahí fuera. 392 00:19:35,395 --> 00:19:38,252 Just not in that car. Solo que no en ese coche. 393 00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:53,057 Hmm. Hmm. 394 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,116 Uh... pardon me. Disculpa. 395 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,335 You are one of the most attractive women Eres una de las mujeres más atractivas 396 00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:02,587 that I have ever seen in my entire life. que he visto en toda mi vida. 397 00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,083 Do I know you? ¿Te conozco? 398 00:20:06,395 --> 00:20:08,055 You do not. No me conoces. 399 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,651 But your mother's gonna love me. Pero a tu madre le voy a encantar. 400 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,996 Well, thank you, but I've got to get to court. Bueno, gracias, pero debo llegar al tribunal. 401 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,304 I've got a big case to try. Tengo un gran caso que tratar. 402 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,843 Wow. Uh, wicked. Estupendo. 403 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,081 You're a lawyer? Mm. ¿Eres abogada? 404 00:20:23,082 --> 00:20:25,869 'Cause I got a record. Porque tengo antecedentes. 405 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,791 Okay, Dave, this isn't working for me. Go back to Victor. Bien, Dave, esto no me sirve. Vuelve a Victor. 406 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,922 Okay, all right, um... Bueno, está bien... 407 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,219 Buenas noches, señorita. Buenas noches, señorita. 408 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:44,975 Victor Gonzalez never strays too far away. Mm. Victor Gonzalez nunca se aleja demasiado. Mm. 409 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,529 -I will see you in the car. -Okay. -La veré en el coche. -Bien. 410 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,482 Ooh. Un momento. Ooh. Un momento. 411 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,844 -Dave, eggs aren't sexy. -No. I know. We're out. -Dave, los huevos no son sexy. -No. Ya lo sé. No tenemos. 412 00:20:55,845 --> 00:20:58,155 I need them for the morning. Oh. Los necesito para mañana. Oh. 413 00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:03,000 ---oOo--- ---oOo---