1 00:00:01,226 --> 00:00:03,350 ADULT SHELDON: For most students, the weekend 대부분의 학생들에게 주말은 2 00:00:03,353 --> 00:00:05,059 represented two days of fun, 이틀 동안의 즐거움과, 3 00:00:05,062 --> 00:00:07,555 freedom, and in the case of my brother, 자유와, 그리고 내 형의 경우에는, 4 00:00:07,557 --> 00:00:10,424 a chance to ignore all forms of hygiene. 모든 형태의 위생문제를 무시할 기회를 상징한다 5 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:15,396 [QUIETLY]: Come on, come on. 6 00:00:15,398 --> 00:00:17,298 ADULT SHELDON: To me, however, it represented 그러나 내게 주말은 7 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,429 an unwelcome break from education. 공부로부터의 달갑지 않은 휴식을 의미한다 8 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:22,036 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 9 00:00:22,038 --> 00:00:23,204 [EXCITED CHATTER] 10 00:00:23,206 --> 00:00:25,640 Whoo! Thank the Lord! 우! 하나님 감사! 11 00:00:25,642 --> 00:00:28,075 ADULT SHELDON: But this wasn't a typical weekend, 그러나 이번 주말은 일상적인 주말이 아니었다, 12 00:00:28,077 --> 00:00:30,070 because this was the weekend 왜냐면 이번 주말은 13 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:32,179 I got to do my parents' taxes. 내가 부모님의 세금 계산을 해야하는 주말이었기 때문이다 14 00:00:32,181 --> 00:00:35,637 Howdy do, W-2. 안녕, W-2 (W-2 : 미국 연간 급여명세서) 15 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,519 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ ♪ 나 보다 힘센 사람은 없지 ♪ 16 00:00:38,521 --> 00:00:41,489 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ ♪ 어제 난 산도 옮겼어 ♪ 17 00:00:41,491 --> 00:00:44,158 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ ♪ 내가 장담하건데 난 너의 영웅이 될 수 있어 ♪ 18 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,128 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ ♪ 난 작지만 강한 남자니까 ♪ 19 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:53,688 - "A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce" - -- "재정의 비밀과 물고기 소스" -- 20 00:00:56,873 --> 00:00:59,273 "If you were not covered by a retirement plan, "만약 당신에게 노후 보장이 없고, 21 00:00:59,275 --> 00:01:03,711 but your spouse was, see the worksheet on page 14." 당신의 배우자에게는 있다면, 14 페이지의 표를 보시오" 22 00:01:03,713 --> 00:01:06,447 Try and stop me. 어디 한번 해보시지. 23 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:08,549 Mom, I was going through our expenditures 엄마, 제가 우리 지출내역을 살펴보다가 24 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:11,052 and noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared 식료품 지출이 지난 분기 보다 25 00:01:11,054 --> 00:01:13,087 to last quarter. Any idea why? 12% 오른 걸 발견했어요. 왜죠? 26 00:01:13,089 --> 00:01:16,457 There's a person at the end of the table that eats for free. 테이블의 끝에 앉아서 공짜로 음식을 먹는 저분 덕분이지. 27 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:18,659 There's a person at the other end of the table '테이블의 다른 쪽 끝에 앉아서 28 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,194 that eats for three. 3인분을 먹어치우는 저분 덕분이지' 29 00:01:20,196 --> 00:01:21,609 [LAUGHS] 30 00:01:21,612 --> 00:01:23,918 I've been buying groceries for the church food drive. 교회 무료급식소에서 쓸 야채를 샀거든 31 00:01:23,921 --> 00:01:25,132 I think that's it. 그것 때문인 것 같아 32 00:01:25,134 --> 00:01:27,134 Ooh, I bet I could write that off, 우, '손실'에다가 적어놔야겠네요, 33 00:01:27,136 --> 00:01:30,075 including the gas it took to drive to the grocery store 식료품점에 들렀다가 교회에 갈 때 쓰는 34 00:01:30,078 --> 00:01:31,505 and then to the church. 기름값까지 포함해서요 35 00:01:31,507 --> 00:01:32,888 With all that driving, maybe she can count 운전하는 내내, 니 엄마는 차를 36 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:34,293 her car as a home office. 그저 사무실처럼 여길지도 몰라 37 00:01:34,296 --> 00:01:37,211 Sounds aggressive, but I like how you're thinking. 좀 공격적인 것처럼 들리지만, 아빠가 생각하는 방식이 맘에 드네요 38 00:01:37,213 --> 00:01:40,114 None of that is necessary, it's for charity. 그렇게 생각할 필요 없어, 자선행사를 위한 거야. 39 00:01:40,116 --> 00:01:42,783 What's the point of charity if there are no tax benefits? 세금혜택이 없다면 자선행사를 하는 이유가 뭐죠? 40 00:01:42,785 --> 00:01:44,385 Eat your peas. 니 완두콩이나 먹어라. 41 00:01:44,387 --> 00:01:45,653 I like how he's thinking. 난 쉘든이 생각하는 방식이 맘에 드는데 42 00:01:45,655 --> 00:01:47,388 You eat your peas, too. 당신도 콩이나 먹어. 43 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:48,689 [LAUGHS] 44 00:01:51,893 --> 00:01:53,426 Dad, banking question. 아빠, 금융 질문이 있는데요 45 00:01:53,429 --> 00:01:54,528 What's that, buddy? 뭔데? 46 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,153 I noticed there's a check missing. 수표가 비는 걸 발견했어요 47 00:01:56,156 --> 00:01:57,914 I have a copy of check 128 수표 카피본(영수증) 128번, 130번은 있는데 48 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:01,239 and a copy of check 130, but 129 isn't there. 129번이 없어요 49 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:03,738 Oh, yeah, don't worry about it. 오, 그건 걱정 말아라 50 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,474 But I enjoy worrying; I find it very relaxing. 하지만 저는 걱정을 즐기는걸요; 걱정은 절 편안하게 해요 51 00:02:06,476 --> 00:02:07,992 'Course you do. 물론 그렇겠지 52 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:09,453 I balanced the rest of the account, 계좌 잔여 부분의 수입과 지출을 맞춰봤는데, 53 00:02:09,456 --> 00:02:12,106 and it appears to be a check for $300. 300 달러가 비어요 54 00:02:12,109 --> 00:02:14,539 All right, well, let's just put it down 알았어, 그냥, 적어놔 55 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,874 for $300 for miscellaneous. 300달러 "잡비(기타경비)"라고 56 00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:20,012 I've never labeled anything miscellaneous in my life. 전 제 삶에서 무엇도 모호하게 쓴 적이 없어요 57 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,247 I'll go ask Mom. 엄마한테 가서 물어볼게요 58 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,857 Wait. [CHUCKLES] 잠깐만 59 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:26,327 I just remembered. 방금 기억났는데 60 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:29,130 I gave the money to a friend. 내가 친구에게 돈을 좀 줬단다 61 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:31,161 Who? It doesn't matter who. 누구요? 누군지는 상관없어 62 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:32,433 Why'd you give it to them? 왜 돈을 줬는데요? 63 00:02:32,435 --> 00:02:35,102 They needed it. It... it's like charity. 걔들이 필요했기 때문이야 이건... 자선사업 같은 거야 64 00:02:35,104 --> 00:02:37,605 Ooh, another write-off, excellent. 우, 또 다른 '손실'항목이네, 좋았어 65 00:02:37,607 --> 00:02:39,707 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 66 00:02:41,671 --> 00:02:44,745 What do you say we keep this quiet? 우리가 이 문제에 대해 조용히 해야 한다면? 67 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,580 You mean like a secret? 아빠 말은, 비밀처럼요? 68 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:49,517 No, no, just, you know, something between you and me. 아니, 아니, 그냥, 너랑 나 사이의 무언가란다 69 00:02:49,519 --> 00:02:50,618 What about Mom? 엄마에게는요? 70 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,520 Mom is on a need-to-know basis. 엄마는 알아야 할 것만 알면 돼 71 00:02:52,522 --> 00:02:53,688 What if Mom needs to know? 만약 엄마도 알 필요성이 있다면요? 72 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:55,656 Okay, it's a secret. 알았어, 비밀로 하자 73 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:57,078 Just trust me. 그냥 날 좀 믿어 74 00:02:57,081 --> 00:02:59,727 It is better for everyone if she doesn't know about this. 엄마가 모르는 게 모든 사람을 위해서 좋아 75 00:02:59,729 --> 00:03:01,629 But I'm not good at keeping secrets. 하지만 전 비밀 지키는 걸 잘 못하는데요 76 00:03:01,631 --> 00:03:03,731 It's not hard. Just keep your mouth shut. 어렵지 않단다. 그냥 입을 다물고 있으면 돼 77 00:03:03,733 --> 00:03:05,466 But I'm not good at keeping my mouth shut. 하지만 전 입을 다무는 걸 잘 못하는데요 78 00:03:05,468 --> 00:03:09,503 Sheldon, all you got to do is be cool. 쉘든, 좀 쿨하게 굴어라 79 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:13,184 ADULT SHELDON: "Be cool." "쿨하게" 80 00:03:13,187 --> 00:03:16,377 He might as well have asked me to fly around the backyard. 아빠는 또한 나보고 뒷마당을 날아다니라고도 했어야 했다 81 00:03:18,481 --> 00:03:20,395 - Good night, baby. - Night, Mama. - 잘자라, 아가야 - 주무세요, 엄마 82 00:03:20,398 --> 00:03:22,950 - Love you. - Love you, too. - 사랑해 - 사랑해요 83 00:03:24,487 --> 00:03:26,487 Oh, hello. 오, 헬로 84 00:03:26,489 --> 00:03:30,057 I was just brushing my teeth like I do every night. 전 매일밤 하는 것처럼 양치만 하고 왔어요 85 00:03:30,059 --> 00:03:32,026 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Nothing new there. 새로울 거 하나 없어요 86 00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,364 You all right? 너 괜찮니? 87 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:35,296 Yes. I'm cool. 그럼요. 전 쿨하니까요 88 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,098 I'm very cool. 매우 쿨해요 89 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,734 Tell Sheldon what cool means. 쉘든한테 쿨한 게 뭔지 말해줘요 90 00:03:38,737 --> 00:03:40,504 Hush. 쉿 91 00:03:40,507 --> 00:03:42,069 Sweet dreams. 좋은 꿈 꾸거라 92 00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:44,023 Love you. 사랑해 93 00:03:44,026 --> 00:03:46,660 Love you, too, 'cause you're my mom. 사랑해요, 왜냐면 내 엄마니까요 94 00:03:46,663 --> 00:03:48,229 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 95 00:03:54,684 --> 00:03:56,150 You're so weird. 너 진짜 이상해 96 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,185 More than usual? 평소 보다 더? 97 00:03:58,187 --> 00:04:01,188 No, I guess not. 아니, 그건 아닌 것 같아 98 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:02,690 Perfect. 완벽해 99 00:04:04,031 --> 00:04:05,893 ADULT SHELDON: To avoid looking suspicious, 수상하게 보이는 걸 피하기 위해, 100 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:09,530 I tried to interact with my mom as little as possible. 난 엄마와 최대한 접촉하지 않으려고 했다 101 00:04:09,532 --> 00:04:12,700 Thankfully, it's rude to speak with your mouth full. 다행스럽게도, 입에 음식을 문채로 말하는 건 무례한 것이었다 102 00:04:12,702 --> 00:04:15,035 You look tired, baby. Sleep okay? 너 피곤해보이는구나, 아가야 잘 잔 거니? 103 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,470 Mm-hmm. 104 00:04:18,574 --> 00:04:21,709 So how big a tax refund you think we're gonna get? 우리가 얼마나 환급을 받을 거 같니? 105 00:04:21,711 --> 00:04:23,811 Mm. 106 00:04:23,813 --> 00:04:26,080 - Mornin'. - Mornin'. - 굿모닝 - 굿모닝 107 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:27,815 I slept in the nude last night. 저 어제 다 벗고 잤어요 108 00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:29,850 Felt every little breeze. 작은 바람 하나 놓치지 않고 느끼면서 109 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,186 Thank you for sharing that. 말해줘서 고맙구나 110 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,355 You're welcome. 뭘요 111 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,039 Fight, you cowards, fight! 싸우자, 겁쟁아, 싸우자! 112 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:39,859 You fight, Skeletor. 너나 싸워, 스켈레터 113 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:43,197 Mare, we got any batteries?! 여보, 건전지 집에 있어? 114 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:46,968 MARY: Look in the drawer by the refrigerator. 냉장고 옆 서랍 봐봐 115 00:04:46,971 --> 00:04:49,536 ADULT SHELDON: There was only so much food I could eat, 내가 음식을 먹는 데에는 한계가 있었기 때문에, 116 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,540 so I started avoiding my mother whenever possible. 난 가능할 때마다 엄마를 피하기 시작했다 117 00:04:53,742 --> 00:04:55,593 [GASPS] 118 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,378 [WHISPERING] What are you doing in there? 너 거기서 뭐해? 119 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,114 [WHISPERING]: Keeping your secret. 아빠의 비밀을 지키고 있죠 120 00:04:59,117 --> 00:05:00,617 You got to pull it together. 힘을 합쳐서 지켜야돼 121 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,644 This is me pulling it together. 이게 제가 비밀을 지키는 거라고요 122 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:04,584 - Pull harder. - MARY: Find 'em? - 그럼 더 잘지켜 - 찾았어? 123 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:07,242 Yeah. [CHUCKLES] Got 'em. Thanks. 응. 찾았어. 고마워 124 00:05:07,245 --> 00:05:09,664 You're very welcome. Hey, have you noticed 그래. 당신 눈치챈 거 있어? 125 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,225 anything off with Sheldon? 쉘든 이상한 거? 126 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:14,562 Uh, no, no, no. Can't say that I have. Why? 아니, 잘 모르겠는데. 왜? 127 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,765 He's been awful quiet, and, at the risk of being indelicate, 요즘 엄청 조용하고, 그리고 지저분한 얘기일 수도 있지만, 128 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:21,168 he's gone several days without a bowel movement. 걔 며칠째 배변활동이 없어 129 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:22,603 How do you know that? 그걸 당신이 어떻게 아는 거야? 130 00:05:22,605 --> 00:05:24,156 Well, I was worried about him, 글쎄, 걔가 걱정되서 131 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:26,132 so I took a look in his potty journal. 쉘든의 '배변일지'를 봤지 132 00:05:26,135 --> 00:05:27,608 He's still keeping that thing, huh? 걔 계속 그걸 쓰고 있는 거야? 133 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:30,211 Oh, yeah, that's why he wanted the Polaroid camera. 오, 그래, 자꾸 폴라로이드 카메라 사달라고 하는 것도 그것 때문이야 134 00:05:31,714 --> 00:05:33,832 Uh, well, I'm sure he's gonna be fine, 어, 금방 괜찮아질거야, 135 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,016 uh, but I'll keep an eye on him. 하지만 계속 지켜볼게 136 00:05:36,018 --> 00:05:37,625 - Thank you. - You got it. - 고마워 - 천만에 137 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,592 - [WHISPERING]: She's gone. - SHELDON: Thank you. - 엄마 갔다 - 고마워요 138 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,194 Batteries are in this drawer. 건전지는 이쪽에 있어요 139 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:53,067 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 140 00:05:55,171 --> 00:05:56,604 We got a problem. 문제가 생겼어요 141 00:05:59,835 --> 00:06:01,875 I don't know how much longer Sheldon can hold out. 쉘든이 비밀을 얼마나 더 지킬 수 있을지 모르겠어요 142 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:04,311 This is why I did not want you to write a check. 그래서 내가 수표로 주지 말라고 한 거잖아 143 00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:05,713 Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't have 미안한데요, 그 정도 144 00:06:05,715 --> 00:06:07,181 that kind of cash lying around. 현금은 없거든요 145 00:06:07,183 --> 00:06:09,483 I do not want Mary to find out about this. 난 메리가 이걸 아는 게 싫어 146 00:06:09,485 --> 00:06:10,851 Well, what about Sheldon? 그럼 쉘든은요? 147 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:13,621 The kid hasn't pooped in days, he might pop. 아이가 며칠째 똥을 못싸고 있다고요 펑 터질지도 몰라요 148 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,357 Slip a little Metamucil into his apple juice, he'll be fine. 걔가 먹는 사과주스에 Metamucil(설사약) 섞어, 괜찮아질거야 149 00:06:16,359 --> 00:06:18,156 Why don't we just come clean? 그냥 깨끗히 불면 안되요? 150 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:22,593 All right, sure, we could do that. 그래, 물론, 그래도 되지 151 00:06:23,499 --> 00:06:26,300 You could rat me out to Mary and... 날 메리에게 고자질 할 수도 있지 그리고... 152 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:29,536 I could tell her what you did at the church picnic. 나도 니가 교회 소풍 때 뭘했는지 말할 수도 있고 153 00:06:29,538 --> 00:06:31,272 Come on. 장모님 154 00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:32,806 Now you're just playing dirty. 이제 더티하게 하시겠다 이거에요 155 00:06:32,808 --> 00:06:35,309 We sink or swim together, George. 같이 뜨거나 같이 가라앉거나야, 조지. 156 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:37,804 We sink or swim together. 우린 한배를 탄거야 157 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,220 Grandmas are supposed to be nice. 할머니들은 착해야 한다고요 158 00:06:46,223 --> 00:06:47,968 What went wrong with you? 도대체 뭐 잘못먹은 거에요? 159 00:06:50,015 --> 00:06:52,085 ADULT SHELDON: Avoiding my mother in our own house 집에서 엄마를 피한다는 건 160 00:06:52,088 --> 00:06:53,753 was proving to be difficult, 어려운 일이란 게 증명되고 있었다 161 00:06:53,756 --> 00:06:56,308 so it was time to get creative. 그래서 이제는 창의적이 되어야 할 시간이었다 162 00:06:56,311 --> 00:06:59,422 Hello. I'd like to book a room in your hotel. 안녕하세요. 방 좀 예약하고 싶은데요 163 00:06:59,424 --> 00:07:01,991 I'd be arriving tonight. 오늘 밤에 도착할 겁니다 164 00:07:01,993 --> 00:07:06,029 No, it's just me. 아뇨, 저뿐이에요 165 00:07:06,031 --> 00:07:08,952 Ooh, a queen bed, that sounds fancy. 우, 퀸 사이즈 침대라, 멋진데요 166 00:07:08,955 --> 00:07:12,868 And how much would this room cost? 그래서 그 방은 얼마죠? 167 00:07:12,871 --> 00:07:16,139 Wow. Is that per month? 와우. 그거 한달치 가격인가요? 168 00:07:16,141 --> 00:07:18,975 Per day? 하루요?? 169 00:07:18,977 --> 00:07:21,811 By any chance, do you have a children's rate? 혹시 어린이 할인도 있나요? 170 00:07:23,248 --> 00:07:26,015 We've been friends for a while now, haven't we? 우리 한동안 친구로 지내왔잖아, 안그래? 171 00:07:26,017 --> 00:07:28,084 I suppose so. 그런 것 같은데 172 00:07:28,086 --> 00:07:30,718 Given that, how would you feel about a sleepover? 그점에 비추어볼 때, 이제 같이 밤샘할 때 된것 같지 않아? 173 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:32,854 Sure. Your mom lets you watch TV. 맞아. 너희 엄마는 너 TV 보게 해주시지? 174 00:07:32,857 --> 00:07:34,624 Jake and the Fatman is on tonight. 제이크와 뚱보 오늘밤에 하거든 175 00:07:34,626 --> 00:07:37,093 I meant we could sleep at your house. 난 너네 집에서 잔다는 거였는데 176 00:07:37,095 --> 00:07:38,895 But you'll miss Jake and the Fatman. 하지만 너 제이크와 뚱보를 못볼텐데 177 00:07:38,897 --> 00:07:41,197 Even better. So what do you say? 난 더 좋아. 너네 집에서 자도 돼? 178 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:43,833 I'll have to ask my mom. 엄마한테 물어볼게 179 00:07:43,835 --> 00:07:46,472 Well, be sure to tell her I'm clean, I'm well-behaved, 그래, 너희 어머니한테 난 깨끗하고, 예의 바르게 행동하고, 180 00:07:46,475 --> 00:07:47,944 and if you don't have a lot of room, 너네 집에 남는 방이 없더라도, 181 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:50,186 I can fit in really tight spaces. 조그만 공간에서도 잘 수 있다고 말씀드려 182 00:07:54,813 --> 00:07:56,479 So your first sleepover. 네 첫번째 외박이구나 183 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:57,947 Pretty exciting, huh? 진짜 신나지, 그렇지? 184 00:07:57,949 --> 00:08:00,917 No. It's not exciting, it's constipating, 아뇨. 하나도 안신나요, 변비라고요, 185 00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:03,052 and I'm only doing it to avoid Mom. 단지 엄마 피하려고 가는 거고요 186 00:08:03,054 --> 00:08:05,600 But still, it's your first sleepover. 그래도, 네 첫번째 외박이잖아 187 00:08:05,603 --> 00:08:07,249 It's fun stuff. 재밌는 일이라고 188 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,000 Okay, I know you're having a tough time with this, 그래, 니가 비밀 때문에, 어려운 시간을 보내고 있다는 걸 알아, 189 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:13,587 but... you're doing great. 그래도... 넌 지금 잘하고 있어 190 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,957 You spend some time at Tam's house, 탬네 집에서 지내면서, 191 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,171 you know, clear your head, and come back home refreshed. 머리 비우고, 리프레시 하고 집에 와 192 00:08:19,174 --> 00:08:20,673 And then I can tell Mom? 그 다음에 엄마한테 말해도 되요? 193 00:08:20,676 --> 00:08:22,271 Oh, no, you can never tell Mom. 아니, 안돼, 절대로 말할 수 없어 194 00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:25,241 Wouldn't it be easier to just be honest? 그냥 정직하게 구는 게 더 쉬운 일 아니에요? 195 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,960 Usually, it would be, but... 보통은 그렇지만... 196 00:08:27,963 --> 00:08:31,313 sometimes the truth can hurt people. 가끔씩 진실은 사람들에게 상처를 주기도 한단다 197 00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:33,349 We wouldn't want to hurt Mom, right? 엄마가 상처입는 거 싫지? 198 00:08:33,351 --> 00:08:34,417 Of course not. 그럼요 199 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:35,952 Attaboy. 옳지 200 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:37,887 [MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 201 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:42,694 Hey, here's a funny prank you can try tonight. 오늘밤에 할 재밌는 장난 알려줄까 202 00:08:42,697 --> 00:08:45,361 When Tam falls asleep, put some shaving cream in his hand 탬이 잠들면 쉐이빙 크림을 걔 손에 바른 다음에 203 00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:46,896 and then tickle his nose. 코를 간지럽혀 204 00:08:46,898 --> 00:08:47,897 Why? 왜요? 205 00:08:47,899 --> 00:08:49,799 'Cause then he'll go to, 그러면 걔가, 206 00:08:49,801 --> 00:08:51,267 you know, scratch his nose, 코를 긁으면서, 207 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,269 and he gets shaving cream on his face. 자기 얼굴에 쉐이빙 크림을 묻힐 거거든 208 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,804 And then what? 그 다음엔 어떻게 되는 거에요? 209 00:08:54,806 --> 00:08:58,341 Well... that-that's it. 그냥... 그런 거지 뭐 210 00:08:58,343 --> 00:08:59,976 But I'm a guest in their home, 하지만 전 그 집의 손님인데요, 211 00:08:59,978 --> 00:09:01,671 and that doesn't seem like a very good way 그리고 그 행동은 그분들 환대에 보답하는데 212 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,211 to repay their kindness. 별로 좋은 행동 같지 않고요 213 00:09:03,214 --> 00:09:05,225 Never mind. 신경쓰지마라 214 00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:07,264 And what if the shaving cream gets in his eyes? 그리고 쉐이빙 크림이 걔 눈에 들어가면요? 215 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:08,421 That would sting. 쓰라릴 거에요 216 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,790 Sorry I mentioned it. 알려줘서 미안하구나 217 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:11,532 Also, I didn't bring my own shaving cream. 그리고, 제 쉐이빙 크림도 가져오지 않았고요 218 00:09:11,535 --> 00:09:12,504 I'd have to use his dad's, and that... 걔네 아빠 거 써야겠네, 그리고... 219 00:09:12,506 --> 00:09:14,305 Forget it! [CLEARS THROAT] 잊어버려! 220 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,227 [DOORBELL RINGS] 221 00:09:20,398 --> 00:09:21,764 Hello. 안녕하세요 222 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:23,900 Hi. You must be Mrs.... 안녕하세요 당신이 아마도... 223 00:09:23,902 --> 00:09:25,201 Tam's mom. 탬네 엄마시군요 224 00:09:25,203 --> 00:09:27,303 I'm Sheldon's dad, George Cooper. 저는 쉘든의 아버지, 조지 쿠퍼에요 225 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,316 Nice to meet you. 반갑습니다 226 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:29,861 Thanks for letting him spend the night. 쉘든을 재워주셔서 감사해요 227 00:09:29,863 --> 00:09:31,841 It's his first sleepover. He's excited. 얘 첫번째 외박이라서요. 지금 신났어요 228 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:33,743 Actually, I'm quite apprehens... 사실은, 전 꽤 걱정... 229 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,411 He's really looking forward to it. 매우 기대하고 있었답니다 230 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:36,846 Uh, in case something 무슨 일이 일어날 경우 231 00:09:36,848 --> 00:09:38,714 comes up, just give us a holler. 저희에게 소리쳐주세요 232 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,983 I mean, a call. If you hollered, we wouldn't hear you. 제 말은, 전화말이에요 소리질러도 우린 들을 수 없을 거에요 233 00:09:40,985 --> 00:09:42,151 [CHUCKLES] 234 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:45,021 That-that was a joke. 농-농담이었어요 235 00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:46,756 [FORCED]: Ha-ha-ha! 236 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,691 Okay, buddy, have fun. 오케이, 쉘든, 재밌게 지내 237 00:09:50,749 --> 00:09:52,782 ADULT SHELDON: Visiting Tam's house 탬네 집에 처음 갔을 때는 238 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:55,965 for the first time was an emotional roller coaster. 감정적으로 롤러 코스터를 탄 기분이었다 239 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,910 For example, it's traditional in Vietnamese homes 예를 들자면, 탬네 집은 전통적인 베트남 가정이었다 240 00:09:58,913 --> 00:10:01,813 to have gruesome religious iconography near the entrance. 소름끼치는 종교적 성상이 입구에 있는 241 00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:03,868 I did not like that. 난 그게 싫었다 242 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,027 However, it's also customary 그러나, 또한 위생적인 이유로 243 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,610 to not wear shoes around the house 집 안에서 신발을 신은 채로 돌아다니지 않는 244 00:10:07,612 --> 00:10:09,645 for sanitary reasons. 관습이 있었다 245 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:11,547 I did like that. 난 그건 좋았다 246 00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:12,839 Interestingly, 흥미롭게도, 247 00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:15,680 one of the main ingredients in Vietnamese cooking 베트남 요리의 메인 재료 중의 하나는 248 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:19,288 is an extremely pungent condiment known as fish sauce. 생선 소스로 알려진 극도로 톡 쏘는 양념이었고 249 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:21,290 I did not like that. 난 그게 싫었다 250 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:23,196 But before every meal, 하지만 식사를 하기 전에 보통, 251 00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:26,762 it's common for everyone to wash their hands and face. 모든 사람이 손과 얼굴을 씻었다 252 00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:28,431 I did like that. 난 그건 좋았다 253 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:32,068 Forks are not customary in a Vietnamese household. 베트남 집에서 포크는 쓰지 않았다 254 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,105 [GIGGLES] 255 00:10:34,169 --> 00:10:36,160 I did not like that. 난 그게 싫었다 256 00:10:36,163 --> 00:10:39,441 And instead of napkins, there was one towel 그리고 냅킨 대신에 257 00:10:39,444 --> 00:10:41,010 for everyone to share at the table. 타월 하나를 테이블에 있는 모든 사람이 썼다 258 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,381 Seriously, what are they thinking? 진짜, 걔들은 무슨 생각인거지? 259 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,050 I can't help thinking how odd it is 나는 쉘리가 자원해서 260 00:10:48,052 --> 00:10:50,707 that Shelly volunteered to go on a sleepover. 외박할 확률이 얼마나 될지 상상이 안가 261 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:51,921 Oh, I don't know. 나도 모르겠는걸 262 00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:53,823 Hmm? He's growing up. 음? 성장하고 있는 거지 263 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:56,292 It's natural for a young boy to want to spread his wings 어린 소년이 날개를 펴길 원하는 건 자연스러운 거야 264 00:10:56,294 --> 00:10:58,094 a little bit, try something new. 새로운 걸 시도하는 거라고 265 00:10:58,096 --> 00:10:59,462 That's nonsense. 넌센스야 266 00:10:59,464 --> 00:11:00,830 Last week, I brought home 지난주에 내가 설탕이 들어간 267 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:02,665 the Raisin Bran with the sugar on the raisins. Raisin Bran 사왔을 때 (시리얼 이름) 268 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,855 He almost lost his mind. 걔 거의 미칠 뻔했었어 269 00:11:04,858 --> 00:11:06,391 If you ask me, 만약 내게, 270 00:11:06,394 --> 00:11:08,004 you're worried about nothing. 니가 걱정할 게 있냐고 묻는다면 아니야 없어 271 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:10,139 [SIGHS] Maybe it's me. 아마도 나 때문인가봐 272 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:12,730 Maybe I did something to upset him. 내가 걔가 화날 짓을 한거야 273 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:14,477 What are you talking about? 너 무슨 얘길 하는 거야? 274 00:11:14,479 --> 00:11:15,488 He loves you 걘 널 사랑해 275 00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:16,757 like crazy. 미친 것처럼 276 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,614 Much more than he loves this one. 여기 이놈을 사랑하는 것 보다 훨씬 더 277 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:19,782 It's true. 맞아 278 00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:20,983 I don't know. 모르겠어 279 00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:23,344 I just feel like something isn't right. 난 그냥 느낌에 뭔가 잘못된 것 같아 280 00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:25,047 MISSY: Mom! 엄마! 281 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,191 I got my hair stuck in my zipper! 나 지퍼에 머리카락 꼈어요! 282 00:11:27,194 --> 00:11:29,392 That's the kid you need to be worried about. 쟤가 너가 걱정해야 할 아이야 283 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:34,764 [QUIETLY]: Okay, Connie, why don't we just come clean? 오케이, 장모님, 그냥 우리 털어놓죠? 284 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,866 - No. - [SCOFFS] You heard her. - 안돼 - 들으셨잖아요 285 00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,734 Now she's blaming herself. 이제는 자책하고 있다고요 286 00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:40,203 And Sheldon's so upset 그리고 쉘든도 화나서 287 00:11:40,205 --> 00:11:42,538 he's-he's acting like a regular kid. 그래-그래서 일반적인 아이들처럼 행동하고 있고요 288 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,550 - All right, let's tell her. - Thank you. - 그래 알았어, 말하자 - 고마워요 289 00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:46,876 But first I'm gonna tell her what you did at the picnic. 하지만 먼저 너가 소풍 때 뭘했는지부터 말할거야 290 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:48,808 - Oh, Mary! - Okay, okay, shh. - 메리! - 알았어요, 알았어요, 쉬 291 00:11:50,615 --> 00:11:52,982 [SIGHS] 292 00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:55,551 I don't know how much longer we can keep this going. 난 우리가 얼마나 더 이 비밀을 지킬 수 있을지 모르겠어요 293 00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,425 I'm willing to find out. 기꺼이 한번 알아보자고 294 00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:07,830 So, this game is called Mystic Warlords of Ka'a. 그래서, 이 게임은 "신비한 카아의 군벌들"이라고 해 295 00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,003 It's pretty fun. 꽤 재밌어 296 00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:11,019 There are six kinds of secret warlords... 6가지 종류의 비밀 군벌들이 있고... 297 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:14,345 - Secret warlords. - GEORGE SR.: It's a secret. Secret. - 비밀 군벌들 이건 비밀이야. 비밀 298 00:12:14,348 --> 00:12:15,547 It's a secret. 비밀이야 299 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,473 Have you noticed anything off with Sheldon? 쉘든 이상한 거 눈치 못챘어? 300 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,808 Something between me and you. 너와 나 사이의 무엇인가야 301 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,610 Mom is on a need-to-know basis. 엄마는 알아야 할 것만 알면 돼 302 00:12:20,612 --> 00:12:22,345 I took a little look in his potty journal. 쉘든의 '배변일지'를 봤어 303 00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:24,821 - It's a secret. - Several days without a bowel movement. - 이건 비밀이야 - 걔 며칠동안 배변활동 안했어 304 00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:26,482 - TAM: Sheldon. - Secret. Secret. - 쉘든 - 비밀이야. 비밀 305 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,550 - A secret. - TAM: Sheldon. - 비밀이라고 - 쉘든 306 00:12:28,319 --> 00:12:29,919 Did you hear anything I said? 내가 말한 거 듣기라도 한 거야? 307 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:34,128 Sorry, I was reliving a traumatic experience. 미안, 트라우마에 시달리고 있어서 308 00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:35,224 What do you mean? 무슨 말이야? 309 00:12:37,996 --> 00:12:40,663 Tam, I have a secret that's weighing on me, 탬, 난 비밀이 있고 그게 날 짓누르고 있어, 310 00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:42,365 and I need to tell someone. 그래서 누군가에게 말해야겠어 311 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,699 Okay. Tell me. 그래, 말해봐. 312 00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,668 But I promised I wouldn't. 하지만 말 안하겠다고 약속했어 313 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,570 Okay. Then don't. 그래, 그럼 말하지마 314 00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:49,572 But it's driving me crazy. 하지만 이게 날 미치게 하고 있어 315 00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:50,886 Too bad you're not Catholic. 너가 가톨릭 신자가 아니라 아쉽다 316 00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,485 You could confess it to a priest. 신부님한테 고해하면 되는데 317 00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,710 That's a great idea. 좋은 생각이야 318 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:57,113 You're Catholic. I'll confess it to you. 너가 가톨릭이지. 너한테 고백할게. 319 00:12:57,115 --> 00:12:58,410 I'm not a priest. 난 신부가 아닌데 320 00:12:58,413 --> 00:12:59,515 I'm not a Catholic. 나도 가톨릭 아니야 321 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,217 It makes perfect sense. 그러니 이치에 맞지 322 00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:04,220 Okay, whenever you're ready. 그래, 준비되면 말해 323 00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:06,689 What are you doing? 뭐하는 거야? 324 00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,891 I'm assuming the position. 자세를 취하는 거야 325 00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:10,493 Okay. 알았어 326 00:13:10,495 --> 00:13:13,282 Forgive me, Tam, for I have sinned. 절 용서해주세요, 탬 전 죄를 지었습니다 327 00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:15,231 This is my first confession. 이번이 제 첫번째 고해성사입니다 328 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,533 I forgive you, my son. 널 용서한다, 아들아 329 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:22,104 I was doing my parents' taxes and noticed a check was missing. 전 제 부모님 세금 계산을 하다가 잃어버린 수표가 있는 걸 알았습니다 330 00:13:22,106 --> 00:13:23,773 - I asked my father about it... - ADULT SHELDON: As I walked Tam - 전 아빠에게 물었고... - 내가 탬에게 331 00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:25,574 through the whole sordid affair, 내 모든 부정직의 문제를 고해했을 때, 332 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:28,311 I could feel a weight lifting off my shoulders. 난 내 어깨를 짓누르던 무게가 사라지는 걸 느꼈다 333 00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:31,118 It was a relief to finally unburden myself 그것은 마침내 내 자신의 짐을 던 것에 대한 안도감이었다 334 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,581 of this deception. 이 사기로부터 335 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,250 By the time I reached the end, 고해의 끝에 다달았을 무렵에는, 336 00:13:34,252 --> 00:13:36,519 I felt like a new person. 마치 새사람이 된 기분이었다 337 00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:38,554 That's the whole story. 이게 이야기 전부야. 338 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,886 Cool. Can we play now? 좋아. 이제 게임해도 되지? 339 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,079 And now that my conscience had been cleared, 그리고 내 양심도 깨끗해졌기 때문에, 340 00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:45,661 my colon was ready to do the same. 내 장 역시 깨끗해질 준비가 되었다 341 00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:48,431 Excuse me. I need to use your bathroom! 나 니 회장실 좀 써야겠어! 342 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,714 [DOOR CREAKS CLOSED] 343 00:13:54,135 --> 00:13:56,903 Thank you for letting me sleep in your bed. 니 침대에서 자게 해줘서 고마워 344 00:13:56,905 --> 00:14:00,322 My father taught me that we must always honor our guests 우리 아빠가 가르쳐줬거든 언제나 손님에게 친절해야 한다고 345 00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:02,275 and treat them with the utmost courtesy. 그리고 극도로 예의를 갖춰 대해야 한다고 346 00:14:02,277 --> 00:14:05,211 The Vietnamese are a very welcoming people. 베트남 사람들은 정말 좋은 사람들이구나 347 00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:08,181 Yeah, that hasn't always worked out for us. 그래, 하지만 그게 언제나 좋지만은 않지 348 00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,752 [GRUNTS] 349 00:14:12,754 --> 00:14:15,389 Do you think your dad would ever ask you 너네 아빠가 너한테 350 00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:17,423 to keep a secret from your mom? 엄마에게 비밀로 하라던 적 있어? 351 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:18,458 Oh, no. 오, 아니 352 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,827 He's so honest, it's annoying. 아빠는 정직해, 성가실 정도로 353 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,525 Enough talking. 이제 그만 354 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,461 Sleep now. 얼른 자라 355 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,334 She's just annoying. 엄마는 그냥 성가셔 356 00:14:28,336 --> 00:14:30,270 ♪ ♪ 357 00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:37,647 Well, you did it. 해냈구나 358 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,445 [GRUNTS] 359 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:41,547 How was your first sleepover? 첫번째 외박 어땠니? 360 00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:46,151 They feed you any weird food? 이상한 음식 먹이던? 361 00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:49,022 When I was in 'Nam, we ate fish soup for breakfast. 내가 베트남에 갔었을 땐, 아침으로 생선 수프를 먹었단다 362 00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:50,056 [CHUCKLES] 363 00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:52,191 Sheldon, I'm talking to you. 쉘든, 너한테 말하고 있잖니 364 00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:54,661 Well, I'm not talking to you. 그래요, 난 아빠한테 말 안하고 있고요 365 00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,529 Okay, what's going on? 그래, 무슨 일이니? 366 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:58,998 After having my first good night's sleep in a week, 이번 주에 처음으로 깊게 자고 난 다음에 367 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,033 I woke up with a fresh perspective. 전 새로운 관점으로 깨어났어요 368 00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:02,302 And that is...? 그리고 그건 뭔데...? 369 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:04,504 It was irresponsible of you 아빤 무책임했어요 370 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:06,272 to burden me with that secret. 내게 그 비밀을 지우다니 371 00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:09,042 Sheldon, we've been through this. [STAMMERS] 쉘든, 전에 이 얘기 했었잖아 372 00:15:09,044 --> 00:15:10,576 It's complicated. 복잡한 일이란다 373 00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:14,009 While I may not look up to you from an intellectual standpoint, 전 아빠를 지적인 관점에서 우러러 보지는 않았지만, 374 00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,213 I've always looked up to you as a role model. 언제나 롤모델로 삼아왔어요 375 00:15:19,454 --> 00:15:21,556 I can't do that anymore. 전 더 이상 그럴 수 없어요 376 00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:27,160 And don't worry... We made a deal. 그리고 걱정마세요... 약속했으니 377 00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,744 I'll continue to keep your secret. 계속 비밀을 지킬게요 378 00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:33,333 ♪ ♪ 379 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,337 [ENGINE STARTS] 380 00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:39,439 [BIRDS SINGING] 381 00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:42,408 Hey. 여보 382 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:43,431 What's up? 왜? 383 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,877 Um, I need to tell you something. 음, 당신에게 말할 게 있어 384 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,080 What did you do? 무슨 짓을 한거야? 385 00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:50,007 [SIGHS] When Sheldon was doing our taxes, 쉘든이 우리 세금 계산을 했을 때, 386 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,681 he noticed a missing check. 잃어버린 수표가 있는 걸 발견했어 387 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,752 What did you do? 당신 뭘 한거야? 388 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:54,717 Before I answer, do you trust me enough 내가 대답하기 전에, 좋은 이유 때문에 한 거라고 389 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,588 to understand it was for a good reason 충분히 좀 믿어주고 390 00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,091 and j-just leave it at that? 그냥 넘어가면 안돼? 391 00:16:01,183 --> 00:16:02,582 [GULPS] 392 00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,485 What did you do? 무슨 짓을 한 거야? 393 00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:06,499 It's all your mother's fault. She is a bad person. 당신 엄마 잘못이야 나쁜 사람이라고 394 00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:08,368 I've been telling you for years. 몇년 동안이나 당신에게 말해왔잖아 395 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,002 What did you do? 엄마 뭘 한거야? 396 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:12,147 Okay, now, before I answer that... 그래, 내가 대답하기 전에... 397 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,573 Just tell me what you did. 그냥 뭘 한 건지나 말해 398 00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:14,941 I got a DWI. 나 음주운전했어 (Driving While Intoxicated) 399 00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:16,603 Mom! 엄마! 400 00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:18,239 It's not as bad as it sounds. 들리는 것처럼 나쁘지만은 않아 401 00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,642 How is driving drunk not bad? 어떻게 음주운전이 나쁜 게 아냐? 402 00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,248 I wasn't exactly driving. 정확히는 내가 운전한 게 아냐 403 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,584 I don't follow. 이해못하겠어 404 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:26,853 I was at the dog track with Georgie, 조지랑 개 경주장에 있었는데, 405 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,287 and I had a few... 내가 좀... 406 00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:29,789 Georgie? 조지? 407 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,190 With God as my witness, 하나님 앞에서 증언하건대, 408 00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:33,693 I've never been to the dog track in my life. 전 살면서 한번도 개 경주장에 가본 적 없어요 409 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,695 [QUIETLY]: She knows. 니 엄마 알아 410 00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,230 Oh, I've been there a bunch. 오, 몇번 가봤어요 411 00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:39,565 Will someone please tell me what happened? 누구 내게 무슨 일인 건지 얘기해줄 사람 있어? 412 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,970 Okay, me and Meemaw were in the bar at the track... 네, 저랑 할무니가 경주장 안 바에 있었는데... 413 00:16:42,973 --> 00:16:44,906 You took him to a bar? 엄마 얘를 바에 데려갔어? 414 00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,072 He wasn't drinking. 술 마시진 않았어 415 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:48,283 She had a few too many margaritas, 할무니가 마가리타를 좀 마셨어요 416 00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:49,542 so I drove us home. 그래서 제가 운전해서 집에 왔어요 417 00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:51,277 But you don't have a license. 너 면허증 없잖아 418 00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:54,025 That's why we swapped places after the cop pulled us over. 그래서 경찰이 우릴 세웠을 때 자리를 바꾼 거죠 419 00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,394 Oh, dear Lord. 오, 하나님 420 00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:56,848 I had nothing to do with this part. 난 이 일에 관여한 바 없어 421 00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,751 - Shut up. - Will do. - 입 다물어 - 그럴게 422 00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:00,153 MEEMAW: I didn't want Georgie 난 조지를 문제에 휘말리게 423 00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:01,320 to get into trouble, 하기 싫었어 424 00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:02,877 so I got behind the wheel 그래서 내가 운전대를 잡았지 425 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,702 before the cop walked up. 경찰이 다가오기 전에 426 00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:07,366 And then I got arrested, and, uh, 그리고 그 다음 내가 체포된거야, 427 00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,002 he bailed me out. 얘가 보석금 내준거고 428 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,405 So you all thought you should keep this from me? 그래서 모두 나한테서 비밀로 하기로 한 거야? 429 00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:12,965 - Absolutely. - 100%. - 응 430 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,101 Okay, here's what's gonna happen: you 오케이, 이제 앞으로 이럴거야: 431 00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,769 and you are staying at her house 당신이랑 조지는 엄마집에서 살아 432 00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:18,517 until I say otherwise. 내가 다시 오라고 할 때까지 433 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,840 One could argue I was the hero in this story. 누군가는 이 이야기에서 절 영웅이라고 할 수 있을 것 같은데요 434 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:23,843 You went gambling and you drove without a license 넌 도박하러 갔고 면허증 없이 운전했어 435 00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,361 and you lied to my face. 그리고 내 얼굴에 대고 거짓말했잖아 436 00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:26,730 Heroically. 영웅적으로요 437 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,333 Go. 가 438 00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:35,855 I love everything about this. 439 00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:40,580 I'm guessing you're mad at me. 장모님 저한테 화나셨죠 440 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,048 Aw, forget about it. 아우, 잊어버려 그냥 441 00:17:42,051 --> 00:17:43,851 I appreciate you not... 고마워요... 442 00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:46,353 ratting me out about the picnic. 소풍 때 그 일을 말 안하셔서 443 00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:49,289 Well, we had a deal. 그럼, 우린 딜을 했잖아 444 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,893 Besides, your marriage is already hanging by a thread. 게다가, 네 결혼생활은 이미 위기에 처했고 445 00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,495 It is dangling there. 달랑달랑 하고 있죠 446 00:17:54,497 --> 00:17:57,831 All right, well, I'm gonna turn in. 그래요, 이제 자러 갈게요 447 00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,366 Mmm. 448 00:17:59,368 --> 00:18:00,634 Good night. 주무세요 449 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:03,487 Night! 굿나잇! 450 00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:09,682 [PHONE RINGS] 451 00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:10,777 Hello? 여보세요? 452 00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,379 MEEMAW: So, get a load of this. 내 얘기 좀 들어봐 453 00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:14,715 Last church picnic, your husband 지난 교회 소풍 때, 니 남편이 454 00:18:14,717 --> 00:18:16,659 snuck in a six-pack, 맥주 6병을 몰래 가져가서, 455 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,117 polished off the whole thing, 배속에 모두 넣어 버렸어 456 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,187 then went to wait in line for the bathroom... 그리고 화장실 앞에서 줄 서다가... 457 00:18:20,189 --> 00:18:21,722 Hey. 장모님 458 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,423 You got an extra toothbrush? 칫솔 남는 거 있어요? 459 00:18:23,425 --> 00:18:24,792 Under the sink, darlin'. 싱크대 밑에 봐봐 460 00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:25,961 Thanks. 고마워요 461 00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:28,528 You got it. 그래 462 00:18:28,531 --> 00:18:32,951 So then the big gorilla decides he doesn't want to wait in line, 그 다음에 빅 고릴라는 줄을 서지 않기로 결정하고, 463 00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:35,937 so he stumbles over to the church vegetable garden 비틀거리면서 교회 채소밭에 가서 464 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:40,307 and proceeds to irrigate the whole damn thing. 채소에다 물을 줬어 465 00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,776 I've eaten those vegetables. 나 그 채소들 먹었는데! 466 00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:45,565 Sweet dreams. 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