1 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,341 Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 2 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,976 Justin! 3 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,150 Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand. 4 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,446 Justin, you get back here right now! 5 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:04,863 No, stop!. 6 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,370 No, no! Stop him! Go back! Don't climb! 7 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,163 Wait, wait. 8 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,340 Hold on. Easy, little boy. 9 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,961 Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 10 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,223 No, no, no! Oh! There he goes. 11 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,898 Justin! 12 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,363 I've got him! I've got him! 13 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,756 Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 14 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,633 that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 15 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,557 and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 16 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,806 there is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 17 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,939 try to protect their beloved landmarks. 18 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,017 Law enforcement still has no leads, 19 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,524 Ieaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 20 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,105 is responsible for this heinous crime? 21 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,236 And where will he strike next? 22 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,580 I'm having a bad, bad day 23 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,707 It's about time that I get my way 24 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,380 Steamrolling whatever I see 25 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,713 Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! 26 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,920 I'm having a bad, bad day 27 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:28,052 If you take it personal, that's okay 28 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,759 Watch, this is so fun to see 29 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,478 Despicable me 30 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,504 Morning, Gru! 31 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,916 How you doing? 32 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,047 Hello, Fred. 33 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,005 FYI, your dog has been leaving 34 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,181 Iittle bombs all over my yard, 35 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,599 and I don't appreciate it. 36 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,302 Sorry. You know dogs. 37 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,058 They go wherever they want to go. 38 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,889 Unless they're dead. 39 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,602 I'm joking! 40 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,606 Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 41 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,151 Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah. 42 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,163 Steamrolling whatever I see 43 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,494 Despicable me 44 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,331 I'm having a bad, bad day 45 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,083 If you take it personal, that's okay 46 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,089 Despicable me 47 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,511 You've got to be pulling on my leg! 48 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,932 Hello! 49 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,435 Cookies for sale. 50 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,781 Go away. I'm not home. 51 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,616 Yes, you are. I heard you. 52 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,496 No, you didn't. This 53 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,539 is a recording. 54 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,708 No, it isn't. Yes, it is. 55 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,505 Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 56 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,090 Goodbye, recorded message. 57 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,011 Agnes, come on. 58 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,511 Huh? 59 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,774 Kyle! 60 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,854 Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 61 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,108 Gru! 62 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,694 Ah, Dr. Nefario. 63 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,450 I know how you must be feeling. 64 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,995 I, too, have encountered great disappointment, 65 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,500 but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 66 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,627 What? What happened? 67 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,124 It's all over the news! 68 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,251 Some fella just stole a pyramid. 69 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,585 they're saying he makes all other villains look 70 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,878 Iame. 71 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,307 Assemble the minions! 72 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,753 Minions, assemble!. 73 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,254 Okay. Okay. 74 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,337 Throo... 75 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,433 Hey! 76 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,517 Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 77 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,852 All right. 78 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,939 That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 79 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,987 Hello, everybody! 80 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,943 Yeah, all right! 81 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,371 Simmer down. Simmer down! 82 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,369 Thank you, okay. 83 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,327 Now, I realize that you guys probably heard 84 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,211 about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 85 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,585 Apparently, it's a big deal. 86 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:15,089 People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 87 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:19,344 But am I upset? No, I am not! 88 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,259 A little, 89 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:26,312 but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 90 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,232 and you guys are all right in my book. 91 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,643 No, no raises!. 92 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,901 You're not going to get any raises. 93 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,399 What did we do? 94 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:43,490 Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 95 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,206 Nice! 96 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,791 Huh? 97 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,914 That's how I roll. 98 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:53,002 Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 99 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,208 But that's not all. 100 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,591 We stole the Statue of Liberty, 101 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,682 the small one from Las Vegas. 102 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,847 And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 103 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,729 Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 104 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:16,530 but I have been working on something very big! 105 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:21,777 Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 106 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,706 And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... 107 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,120 Thank you! 108 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,917 Oh, there he is. 109 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,494 He's styling. 110 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,457 Now, we have located a shrink ray 111 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:40,171 in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 112 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,636 we will have the capability 113 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:47,719 to pull off the true crime of the century. 114 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,893 We are going to steal... 115 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:57,858 Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. 116 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,233 Hey. 117 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,444 Dave, listen up, please. 118 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,498 Next, we are going to steal, 119 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,921 pause for effect, 120 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,669 the moon! 121 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,971 And once the moon is mine, 122 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,767 the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 123 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:33,190 And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 124 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,695 That's what I'm talking about. 125 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,070 Yes? 126 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,953 Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers, 127 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,203 and I really don't see how we can afford this. 128 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,126 It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker. 129 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,169 Hey, chillax. 130 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,919 I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 131 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,273 Edith, stop it! 132 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,477 What? I'm just walking. 133 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,374 Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 134 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,746 Hello, girls! 135 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,673 Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 136 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,630 Mmm. Let me think. 137 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,177 No!. 138 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,510 Edith! What did you put on my desk? 139 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,557 A mud pie. 140 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:58,233 You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 141 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,775 Yeah, I know. 142 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:00,851 Good. 143 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,314 So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 144 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,444 Sort of. 145 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:10,779 We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 146 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,870 Okay. 147 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:19,121 Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 148 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,376 Look at my face! 149 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,709 Do you still think it's a great sale day? 150 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,629 Eighteen coco-nutties. 151 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:32,721 I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 152 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,598 Yeah. 153 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:39,058 We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 154 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,645 No, Miss Hattie. 155 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:44,446 Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 156 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,740 Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. 157 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,987 Hi, guys. 158 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,166 Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... 159 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,787 I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 160 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,248 that was you, wasn't it?. 161 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,757 Or was it a villain who's actually successful? 162 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,006 Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something 163 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,887 that's very, very big, very important. 164 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,012 When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 165 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,774 Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here. 166 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,178 Gru to see Mr. Perkins. 167 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,676 Yes, please have a seat. 168 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,066 that's one small step for man, 169 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,316 one giant leap for mankind. 170 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,198 Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon. 171 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,163 I'm afraid you're too late, Son. 172 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,912 NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore. 173 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,713 Hey. 174 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,354 I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 175 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,435 It's a mathematical term, 176 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:34,024 a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. 177 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,030 Vector! That's me, 178 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:45,369 'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 179 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,124 Oh, yeah! 180 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,839 Check out my new weapon. 181 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,168 Piranha gun! Oh, yes! 182 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,378 Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? 183 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,054 No, you haven't. I invented it. 184 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,302 Do you want a demonstration? 185 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,347 Oh! Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, 186 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,520 to get the piranha back inside of my... 187 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,098 Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now. 188 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,270 So, all I need 189 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,354 is money from the bank to build a rocket. 190 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,440 And then, the moon is ours. Wow! 191 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,192 Well, very nice presentation. 192 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,528 I'd like to see this shrink ray. 193 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,330 Absolutely! Will do. 194 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,782 Soon as I have it. 195 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,792 You don't have it? 196 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,372 And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 197 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,129 Apparently. 198 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,554 Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 199 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,219 With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 200 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,898 How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. 201 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,976 If we don't start getting our money back... 202 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,484 Get the picture? 203 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,493 Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 204 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,617 younger than you, hungrier than you, 205 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,744 younger than you. 206 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,076 Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 207 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,831 He just stole a pyramid! 208 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,425 I've got it. I've got it. 209 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,430 Um... So, as far as getting money for the rocket... 210 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,508 Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 211 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,186 Suckers! 212 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,946 Suckers! 213 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,158 Ah-ha! We got it! 214 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,330 What? 215 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,212 Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 216 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,960 No, no, no! 217 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,677 You! 218 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,389 Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 219 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,314 So long, Gru! 220 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,643 Quick! We can't let him get away! 221 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,828 Up ahead! Up ahead! 222 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,289 Fire! Fire, now! 223 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,332 Oops, you missed me! 224 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,464 Come to papa! 225 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,024 Take that. 226 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,362 How adorable. 227 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,485 Got you in our sights! 228 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,488 Like taking candy from a... 229 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,568 What? 230 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,697 Ha! Hey, Gru! 231 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,909 Try this on for size! 232 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,086 That's weird. What is going... 233 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,044 This is claustrophobic! 234 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,842 No, no, no! 235 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,101 Too small! This is too small for me! 236 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,230 I hate that guy! 237 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,031 ...and please watch over us, 238 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,081 and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 239 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,659 And bless that while we're sleeping, 240 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,166 no bugs will crawl into our ears 241 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,589 and lay eggs in our brains. 242 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,542 Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 243 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,921 And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 244 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,927 and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 245 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,929 and have a pet unicorn. 246 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,560 Amen. 247 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,433 Amen. Amen. 248 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,525 Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them 249 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:50,358 Uni, uni, unicorns I love them 250 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,073 Uni, unicorns, I could pet one 251 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,538 If they were really real 252 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,705 And they are 253 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,375 So, I bought one so I could pet it 254 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,663 Now it loves me Now I love it 255 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,748 La, la, la, la, la 256 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,825 Don't you... What the... 257 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,531 Oh, good luck, little girls! 258 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,909 Whoa! Cool. 259 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:07,041 Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 260 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,087 I don't care. Beat it! Come on! 261 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,416 We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 262 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,344 Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties?. Yeah. 263 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,610 Light bulb. 264 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,039 Dr. Nefario! Huh?. 265 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,368 I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 266 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,419 What?. Cookie robots! 267 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,918 Who is this?. Oh, forget it. 268 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,344 Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 269 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,634 Dr. Gru. 270 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,060 Oh! And I see you have made a list 271 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,894 of some of your personal achievements. 272 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,820 Thank you for that. I love reading. 273 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,039 And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor 274 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,242 and a knighthood. 275 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,121 Me, me, me. Me, me, me. 276 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,205 KeVin? 277 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,259 You had your own cooking show 278 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,305 and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 279 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,097 It's not that impressiVe. 280 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,174 Uh... 281 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,560 Idiot! 282 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,394 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 283 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,728 What in the name of... What? 284 00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:00,115 Well, here's the dealio. 285 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:05,117 Things have been so lonely since my wife, 286 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,454 Debbie, passed on. 287 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,708 It's like my heart is a tooth, 288 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:18,209 and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 289 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,797 I'm sorry. 290 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,389 You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 291 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,262 Do I look like I speak Spanish? 292 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,689 You have a face como un burro. 293 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,150 Oh! 294 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,732 Well, thank you! 295 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,908 Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 296 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,580 So, so excited! 297 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,869 Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 298 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,631 I bet the mom is beautiful! 299 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,835 I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 300 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,762 I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 301 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:07,011 I'm just saying it'd be nice. 302 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,349 Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 303 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,976 That's a Cheeto. 304 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,101 Oh! 305 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,770 Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 306 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,524 Who's Debbie? 307 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,450 Your wife. 308 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,027 Oh! Hi, girls! 309 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,877 Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru. 310 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,294 He's going to adopt you. 311 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,970 And he's a dentist! 312 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,641 Yeah! 313 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,265 Um... 314 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:57,726 Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith. 315 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,106 And that's Agnes. 316 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,153 I got your leg, I got your leg! 317 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,324 Okay, that is enough, little girl. 318 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,742 Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. Higher! 319 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,115 Higher! Just release your grip. Wow! 320 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,578 How do you remove them? Is there a command? 321 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,625 Some nonstick spray? 322 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,497 Crowbar? 323 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,254 Okay, girls, let's go. 324 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,318 Ah-ha! 325 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,529 Oh, yeah! 326 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,905 Pretty impressive! 327 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,165 What are you looking at? 328 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,538 Boo-ya! 329 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,706 You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 330 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,377 Take that! 331 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,842 You done been shrunk! 332 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,345 Yello? 333 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,218 I got the shrink ray, all right. 334 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,885 No, I'm not playing with it. 335 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,346 Gru? 336 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,106 Don't make me laugh! No. 337 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:23,147 P.S., he is not getting the moon, 338 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:26,275 and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 339 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,898 he's gonna be begging for mercy. 340 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,235 Okay, bye. 341 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:37,287 Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 342 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,577 Curse you, tiny toilet! 343 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,300 Okay, here we are. 344 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,923 Home sweet home. 345 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,300 So, this is, like, your house? 346 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,388 Wait a sec... 347 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,222 You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 348 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,307 No, that was someone else. 349 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,158 Can I hold your hand? 350 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,947 Uh, no. 351 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,422 When we got adopted by a bald guy, 352 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,130 I thought this'd be more like Annie. 353 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,352 No, hey! 354 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,610 Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 355 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,316 Girls, this is Kyle, my 356 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,447 dog. 357 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,371 Ooh! Fluffy doggy! 358 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:04,954 What kind of dog is that? 359 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,664 He is a... I don't know. 360 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,760 Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 361 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,925 'Cause it's not. 362 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,348 No! No! Stay away from there! 363 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,017 It's fragile. 364 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:25,023 Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 365 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,897 Hey! It's dark in here. 366 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,148 It poked a hole in my juice box. 367 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,363 As you can see, 368 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,950 I have provided everything a child might need. 369 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:45,827 All right. 370 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,415 Uh... Okay. As I was saying... Hey! 371 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,670 Somebody broke that. 372 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,800 Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 373 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,722 Rule number one. 374 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,346 You will not touch anything. 375 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,302 Uh-huh. What about the floor? 376 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,767 Yes, you may touch the floor. 377 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,223 What about the air? 378 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,400 Yes, you may touch the air! 379 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,522 What about this? 380 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,655 Where did you get that? Found it. 381 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,486 Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 382 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,491 Rule number three. 383 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:25,042 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 384 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,744 or sneeze or burp or fart! 385 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:32,757 So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 386 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,675 Does this count as annoying? 387 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,593 Very! 388 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,685 I will see you in six hours. 389 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:50,688 Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 390 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:55,690 We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 391 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,324 Mmm? 392 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:27,266 Uh, question. What are these? 393 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:32,651 A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! 394 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,728 Look at this. Watch me!. 395 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,322 Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 396 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,495 Why are you so old? 397 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,575 Okay. I'm on it. 398 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,835 Hello? 399 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:07,761 TV!. 400 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,615 What is that? 401 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:29,916 Wow! Look at that! 402 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,459 That is cool! 403 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,582 Come on! 404 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,376 I don't think he's a dentist. 405 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,017 We've been working on this for a while. 406 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,895 It's a anti-gravity serum. 407 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,984 I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 408 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,615 Do the effects wear off? 409 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,161 Uh, so far, 410 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,239 no. No, they don't. 411 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,877 And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 412 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,505 No, no. 413 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,461 I said "dart gun," not... Okay. 414 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,840 Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 415 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,516 under what circumstances would we use this? 416 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,059 But, anyway. 417 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:33,604 What I really wanted to show you was this. 418 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,480 Now those are cookie robots! 419 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,859 La, la, la, la I love unicorns 420 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,617 What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen! 421 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,290 We got bored. What is this place? 422 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,205 Can I drink this? 423 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,752 Do you want to explode? 424 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,372 Gru! 425 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,458 Get back in the kitchen! 426 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,669 Will you play with us? No. 427 00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,304 Why? Because I'm busy. 428 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,927 Doing what? 429 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,302 Um... 430 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,975 Okay, okay, you got me. 431 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,804 The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 432 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,811 In real life, I am a spy. 433 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,435 And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 434 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,646 because if you do... What does this do? 435 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,025 Hey! Oops. 436 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,952 My unicorn! 437 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,905 You have to fix it. 438 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,912 Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. 439 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,335 By definition, it cannot be fixed. 440 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,751 That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 441 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:48,054 She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 442 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,675 It is just a toy. Now stop it! 443 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,222 Okay, okay! I'll fix it! 444 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,606 Tim! Mark! Phil! 445 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,486 This is very important. 446 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:07,111 You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 447 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,157 Eh? 448 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,031 Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 449 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,293 Go, and hurry! 450 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,585 What are those? 451 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,835 They are my cousins. 452 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,212 Jerry! Stuart! 453 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,296 Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 454 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,940 Wow! 455 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,255 Ooh! 456 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,310 Oh! 457 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,612 Hmm... 458 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,135 It was your cousin's idea. 459 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,633 What? 460 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,551 Okay, bedtime. 461 00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,977 Aw! 462 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,558 Aw! Aw! 463 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,268 Not you two! 464 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:09,571 Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 465 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,278 Just so you know, 466 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,200 you're never gonna be my dad. 467 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,030 Hmm. I think I can liVe with that. 468 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,540 Are these beds made out of bombs? 469 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:26,250 Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 470 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,166 But try not to toss and turn. 471 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,420 Cool. 472 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:34,509 Will you read us a bedtime story? No. 473 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,682 But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 474 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,387 Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 475 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,808 So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 476 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:49,815 Because there are literally thousands of them. 477 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:54,028 And there's probably something in your closet. 478 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,781 He's just kidding, Agnes. 479 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,930 It's beautiful. 480 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,798 Girls, let's go. 481 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:55,718 Time to deliver the cookies! 482 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:59,343 Mmm. Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 483 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,346 Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 484 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,268 Actually, we can't 485 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,971 skip the dance class today. 486 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,022 We have a big recital coming up. 487 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,941 We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. 488 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,360 Yeah, Swan Lake! 489 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,187 That's fantastic. Wonderful. 490 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:18,400 But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 491 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,569 No. 492 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,492 No? 493 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,825 We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 494 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,034 Really? 495 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,838 Well, I am not driving you to dance class. 496 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:37,294 So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 497 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,634 What are you doing? 498 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,515 Walking to dance class. 499 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,562 Ya? Okay, fine. 500 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,483 You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! 501 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,776 Okay. 502 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,772 You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 503 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,233 Seriously, I'm going to count to three! 504 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,284 And you had better be in this car! 505 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:06,034 Here we go! One! Two! 506 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,709 ...three, four and five. 507 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,663 And lift, and stretch. 508 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,373 And one, and two... 509 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:17,584 Here you go. What is it? 510 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,216 Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 511 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,922 Of course, of course. 512 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,100 I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 513 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,848 Pinky promise? 514 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,523 Oh, yes. My pinky promises. 515 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:50,370 All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 516 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,201 But he's a V. 517 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,287 You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 518 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,293 Then we go to the B's. Then we... 519 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,796 Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. 520 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,298 I know how the alphabet works! 521 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,553 I was just thinking 522 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,387 that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first. 523 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,142 That is all. 524 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,894 Almost over. It's almost over. 525 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:24,275 Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! 526 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,737 Do you have my cookies for me? 527 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,417 Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 528 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:42,218 two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 529 00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,889 Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 530 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,010 Not likely. 531 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,183 Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 532 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,973 That'll be $52. 533 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,849 Right. 534 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,113 Seven, eight, nine... 535 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,572 Tic Tacs! Where was I? 536 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,870 Seven, eight, nine... 537 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,743 Why are you wearing pajamas? 538 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:16,123 These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit. 539 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,179 What are you warming up for? Stuff. 540 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:36,263 What sort of stuff? 541 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,771 Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 542 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,271 Like sleeping? 543 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,275 They are not pajamas! 544 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:58,335 Here you go, 52 big ones. 545 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,896 Bye! 546 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,194 Come on! 547 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,100 What the... 548 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,601 Quiet down, fish! 549 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,651 Down, boy! 550 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,715 Ah-ha! 551 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,140 We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 552 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:27,109 But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 553 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,903 Life is full of disappointments 554 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,732 for some people. 555 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,988 Don't do that! 556 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:42,120 Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 557 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,580 No. 558 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,162 But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 559 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,292 Don't care. 560 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,498 Please? Please? 561 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,253 We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 562 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,380 Pretty please? Please? 563 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,476 Come on! Come on! 564 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,183 Light bulb. 565 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,899 Come on! 566 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,948 Goodbye, have fun. 567 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:20,909 Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 568 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,365 What? 569 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,301 Oh, my gosh! 570 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,804 Look at that fluffy unicorn! 571 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,850 He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! 572 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,352 You've gotta let us play for it! 573 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,183 No, no, no. 574 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,563 Come on! 575 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,651 How much for the fluffy unicorn? 576 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,733 Well, it is not for sale. 577 00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:41,739 But all you gotta do to win it 578 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:44,822 is knock down that little spaceship there. 579 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,824 It's easy! 580 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,459 Yay! 581 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:09,642 Again! 582 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,813 Wait! Come on. One more time! 583 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,063 Just one more. 584 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,520 I accidentally closed my eyes. 585 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,871 I hit it! I hit it! That was cool. 586 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:36,757 Aw! 587 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,212 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 588 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:45,057 She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. 589 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,886 Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 590 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:50,221 You see that little tin spaceship? 591 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,477 You see how it's not knocked over? 592 00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:55,435 Do you know what that means, professor? 593 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:59,021 It means you don't get the unicorn! 594 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,107 Oh! Uh-oh! 595 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,032 Somebody's got a frowny face. 596 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,532 Boo! Better luck next time! 597 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,498 Okay, my turn. 598 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,436 Knocked over! 599 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,567 It's so fluffy! 600 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:41,647 Yeah! 601 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,408 That was awesome! 602 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,156 You blew up the whole thing! 603 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,612 Let's go. Let's try another game! 604 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,085 Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word? 605 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:01,083 Okay, girls, go play. 606 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,930 I got the shrink ray! 607 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,772 Cotton candy! 608 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:20,690 We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. 609 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,942 We can't afford any distractions! 610 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,942 Get me Perkins. 611 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,286 Ah-ha! 612 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:36,077 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 613 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:40,164 but I figured that you would want to see this! 614 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,083 What? 615 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:55,971 Well done, Gru. 616 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,055 Rather impressive. 617 00:53:57,151 --> 00:54:00,143 Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 618 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,564 I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. 619 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:08,367 I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. 620 00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,069 What? 621 00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:12,246 Sorry. Sorry! 622 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:15,449 Could you excuse me for just one second?. 623 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:16,954 I told you not to touch my things. 624 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:20,082 I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. 625 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,835 Hey, can we order pizza? 626 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,836 Pizza? You just had lunch. 627 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,087 Not now, for dinner. 628 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,760 Dinner? 629 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:29,634 Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 630 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,556 Oh! Can we get stuffed crust? 631 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,017 Stuffed crust! Stuffed crust! 632 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,685 I'll stuff you all in the crust! 633 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,101 You're funny! 634 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,935 Just don't come out of that room again! 635 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:43,523 All right. 636 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,815 Sorry about that. Where were we?. 637 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,491 You were sitting on the toilet. 638 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:54,117 No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. 639 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:57,041 I know how much you like to laugh 640 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:03,339 inside. Now, I was saying... 641 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,840 You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 642 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,263 Believe me, I am completely focused. 643 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,427 Hello! Whoa! What? 644 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:14,634 That guy is huge! 645 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,138 Are we on TV? What are those?. Children?. 646 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:19,063 What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! 647 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,485 No, no, no! 648 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:26,652 Freeze ray! 649 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,321 Mr. Gru?. 650 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,411 Okay. 651 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:37,156 As I was saying... 652 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:41,085 No need to continue. I've seen quite enough. 653 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,331 But my plan... 654 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:43,502 Is a great plan. 655 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,798 I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 656 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,009 You. 657 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:55,850 Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 658 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:02,978 Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 659 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,568 Look, Mom, I made a real rocket 660 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,988 based on the macaroni prototype! 661 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:22,993 I don't understand. 662 00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:25,624 Let's face reality, Gru. 663 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,460 You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 664 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,888 We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 665 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,341 Well, a younger villain. 666 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:38,892 But I... 667 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,095 It's over. Goodbye, Gru. 668 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:06,830 Now, I know there have been some rumors going around 669 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,212 that the bank is no longer funding us. 670 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,881 Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. 671 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,927 They are true. 672 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,804 Uh-oh! 673 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,102 In terms of money, 674 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,434 we have no money. 675 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,107 So how will we get to the moon? 676 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,110 The answer is clear. 677 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,779 We won't. 678 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,113 We are doomed. 679 00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,955 Now would probably be a good time 680 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,953 to look for other employment options. 681 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:46,959 I know. 682 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:52,292 I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well. 683 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,884 What is it? 684 00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,095 Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 685 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,121 Yes! 686 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,128 Yes, we will build our own rocket 687 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:38,299 using this and whatever else we can find! 688 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:42,383 Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 689 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:44,759 Who needs the bank? 690 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,595 Let's go. Let's go! 691 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,859 Mom! What are you doing here? 692 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:41,783 And here he is in the bathtub. 693 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:44,160 Oh! Look at his little buns. 694 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,956 Mom. 695 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,453 Not cool. 696 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:55,001 And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 697 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,290 He looks like a girl! 698 00:59:57,385 --> 01:00:01,128 Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 699 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,535 You're funny! 700 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:42,010 Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 701 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:02,652 Mr. Perkins, your son is here. 702 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,573 Send him in. 703 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,406 Hey, Dad. 704 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,658 You wanted to see me? 705 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,159 Yes, I did, Victor. 706 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,741 I am not Victor anymore. 707 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,294 Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! 708 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:17,712 Sit down! 709 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,754 Do you know where the shrink ray is? 710 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,135 Duh! Back at my place. 711 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:27,055 Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. 712 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:31,431 I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 713 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,274 Oh! What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 714 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:41,312 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 715 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,192 I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 716 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:44,944 and you just blow it! 717 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,485 No, I didn't. 718 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,615 Oh, really? 719 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,539 You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 720 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:55,663 Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 721 01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:00,751 There's a squid on my face! 722 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:03,629 Don't worry. 723 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,962 The moon is as good as ours. 724 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,299 Come on now, it's bedtime. 725 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:14,010 Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 726 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,555 You did not! 727 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:20,734 Put on your PJs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 728 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,607 This is beddie-bye time, right now. 729 01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:25,313 I'm not kidding around. I mean it! 730 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,739 But we're not tired! 731 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,111 Well, I am tired. 732 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,444 Will you read us a bedtime story? 733 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:35,699 No. 734 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,034 Pretty please! 735 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,916 The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference. 736 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,089 It is still no, so go to sleep. 737 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,292 But we can't. We're all hyper! 738 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:49,926 And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 739 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,096 All night long. 740 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,516 Fine. 741 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,555 All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 742 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,356 Sleepy Kittens?. 743 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,187 What are these? Puppets. 744 01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:04,940 You use them when you tell the story. 745 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,575 Okay, let's get this over with. 746 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,948 "Three little kittens loved to play, 747 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,284 "they had fun in the sun all day. 748 01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:21,711 "Then their mother came out and said, 749 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,789 "'Time for kittens to go to bed."' 750 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:27,796 Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 751 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,172 Keep reading! 752 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:32,384 Come on! All right, all right, all right. 753 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,133 "Three little kittens started to bawl, 754 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,594 "'Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 755 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,226 "Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 756 01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:43,980 "'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."' 757 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,231 Now you brush the fur. 758 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,655 This is literature? 759 01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:53,031 A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 760 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,572 "Three little kittens with fur all brushed 761 01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,079 "said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!' 762 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,253 "Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 763 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:06,207 "'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' 764 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,667 Now make them drink the milk. 765 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:16,850 I don't like this book. This is going on forever. 766 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:20,269 "Three little kittens, with milk all gone, 767 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,315 "rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 768 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,566 "'We can't sleep, we can't even try.' 769 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,493 "Then their mother sang a lullaby. 770 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,993 "'Good night kittens, close your eyes. 771 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,325 "Sleep in peace until you rise. 772 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,083 "'Though while you sleep, we are apart, 773 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:49,963 "'your mommy loves you with all her heart."' 774 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:56,305 The end. Okay, good night. 775 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,049 Wait! 776 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,559 What? 777 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,386 What about good night kisses? 778 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,226 No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 779 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,738 He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 780 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,404 I like him. He's nice. 781 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,826 But scary. 782 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,366 Like Santa! 783 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:42,101 Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 784 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,018 Uh... About that, 785 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:50,769 I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 786 01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:53,355 Please tell me this is not as a result 787 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:56,442 of the girls' dance recital, is it? 788 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,777 No, no, no! 789 01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:01,909 The recital? Don't... That's stupid! 790 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:06,876 I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 791 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:12,583 I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 792 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,921 Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. 793 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:19,051 It's everything we've dreamed of. 794 01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,053 Your chance to make history, 795 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:24,352 become the man who stole the moon! 796 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:28,273 But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 797 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:29,690 They need to go. 798 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:34,442 If you don't do something about it, then I will. 799 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,732 I understand. 800 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,744 Good. 801 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:46,078 Butt. 802 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,503 Butt. 803 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,221 Butt. 804 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:09,848 All right. Now, when we put our cups together, 805 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,559 we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths. 806 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:13,860 Ready? Edith? 807 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:14,936 Clink. Clink. 808 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,067 There we go. And now we drink. 809 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:18,860 And Agnes? 810 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:19,907 Clink. Clink. 811 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,404 Very good! 812 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,195 Excuse me, girls. 813 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,030 Come on! 814 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:29,583 Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking. 815 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,289 Clink, clink. Clink, clink. 816 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,580 Oh! 817 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,540 Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 818 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,671 I'm here for the girls. I received a call 819 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,548 that you wanted to return them. 820 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,384 And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 821 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:50,976 I didn't like what you said. 822 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:52,474 But... 823 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,478 Oh! 824 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:01,365 I will get the girls ready. 825 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,711 Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! 826 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,831 Tell her you wanna keep us. 827 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,917 All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 828 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,503 Goodbye, Mr. Gru. Thanks for everything. 829 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:39,696 I did it for your own good. 830 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:43,157 Come on, let's go get that moon. 831 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,076 Right. 832 01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:03,772 What is this for? 833 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:06,691 The recital? 834 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:10,074 I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 835 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:14,248 I don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 836 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:40,024 Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 837 01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:45,105 And we are good to go in t minus 10 seconds. 838 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:50,614 ten, nine, eight, seven, 839 01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:51,785 six... 840 01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,097 Oh, yeah! 841 01:11:21,068 --> 01:11:23,605 Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 842 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,110 Boo-ya! 843 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,956 My flight suit. 844 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:42,875 Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... 845 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,022 Whoa! 846 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:07,622 Ah-ha! 847 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:09,423 I've got it! 848 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:16,639 I've got the moon! 849 01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,231 I can make it! 850 01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:41,614 Wait a minute! 851 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:42,824 Kevin! 852 01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,499 Come on, come on! 853 01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,387 He's still not here. 854 01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,887 Why would he come? He gave us up. 855 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,467 But he pinky promised! 856 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,304 Girls, girls, places! 857 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,231 No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 858 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,684 Can we just wait a few more minutes? 859 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:15,944 All right. But just a few more minutes. 860 01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:18,117 He's not coming, guys. 861 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,576 Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 862 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,458 Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! 863 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,449 Okay, okay. There's the library. 864 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:09,206 That's Third Street. The dance studio... 865 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:10,752 There! There! There it is! 866 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,622 Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 867 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,578 Over? 868 01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:32,034 Vector, open up! 869 01:16:33,798 --> 01:16:36,289 First give me the moon. then we'll talk. 870 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:51,095 Mr. Gru! 871 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,350 Zip it, Happy Meal. 872 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,931 Now, the girls. 873 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:58,395 Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 874 01:16:58,489 --> 01:16:59,524 No! 875 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,277 Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 876 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,449 Listen close, you little punk. 877 01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:07,904 When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 878 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,039 I'm really scared! 879 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,336 He is gonna kick your butt. 880 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,503 What? He punched my shark! 881 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,357 Ha! There he is! 882 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,531 Hang on, Gru. 883 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,166 Oh, no! 884 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:44,499 Ow? 885 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,307 Vector has the girls. Go! 886 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,976 What happened to the ship? It's big again! 887 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,809 Not as big as the moon is going to be! What? 888 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,768 The larger the mass of an object, 889 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,946 the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 890 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:08,991 I call it the Nefario Principle. 891 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:10,989 I just came up with it now, actually. 892 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,286 Oh, no! 893 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,669 Did you see that? 894 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,460 Vector! Help! Vector! 895 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,756 Over here! Hey! 896 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:26,504 What are you girls doing back there? 897 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,630 The moon! 898 01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:42,642 Ouch! 899 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,814 Watch out! 900 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,445 Get as close in as you can. 901 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:52,572 You got it. 902 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,009 Mr. Gru, up here! 903 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:11,132 Mr. Gru! 904 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,259 Okay, girls! Girls! 905 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,012 You're going to have to jump. ump? 906 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:18,059 Are you insane? 907 01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,557 Don't worry, I will catch you. 908 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,892 You gave us back! 909 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:26,148 I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. 910 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,650 But you have to jump now. 911 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,323 It'll be okay. 912 01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:37,325 Okay, girls. 913 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,908 Jump now! 914 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,210 Margo, I will catch you. 915 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:51,923 And I will never let you go again. 916 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,514 Not so fast! No! 917 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,190 Let me go 918 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,944 Margo! 919 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,481 Whoa! 920 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,953 I'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 921 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,392 I got you. 922 01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:07,662 No! 923 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,097 Oh, poop. 924 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,023 This time, good triumphs, 925 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,442 and the moon has been returned 926 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,440 to its rightful place in the sky. 927 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:37,241 But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 928 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,113 who is this mysterious hero? 929 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,160 And what will he do next? 930 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:43,447 Okay, girls. Time for bed. 931 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,407 Come on! We want a story. 932 01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:47,288 Three sleepy kittens! 933 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,622 Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 934 01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:56,259 Tonight we are going to read a new book. 935 01:22:56,346 --> 01:22:58,507 This one is called 936 01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:02,308 One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this? 937 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:06,808 Oh! Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 938 01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:09,314 Here, watch this. 939 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:11,896 That's the horn! 940 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,407 This is gonna be the best book ever! 941 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:20,860 Not to pat myself on the back, 942 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:23,286 but, yes, it probably will be. 943 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:24,453 Here we go. 944 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:27,499 "One big unicorn, strong and free 945 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,328 "thought he was happy as he could be. 946 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:35,131 "Then three little kittens came around 947 01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:39,178 "and turned his whole life upside down." 948 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:41,004 Hey, that one looks like me! 949 01:23:41,099 --> 01:23:43,215 No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 950 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:47,098 Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 951 01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:53,017 "They made him laugh. 952 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:56,194 "They made him cry. 953 01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,031 "He never should have said goodbye. 954 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:05,408 "And now he knows he could never part 955 01:24:05,499 --> 01:24:08,115 "from those three little kittens 956 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,539 "that changed his heart. 957 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,712 "The end." 958 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,131 Okay, all right. Good night. 959 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:41,064 I love you. 960 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,324 I love you, too. 961 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,502 No, no! 962 01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:57,832 All right. 963 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:04,304 Didn't I get you already? 964 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,798 They're very good! 965 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,844 I'm so proud of you, Son. 966 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:46,888 You've turned out to be a great parent! 967 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,550 Just like me. 968 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:52,344 Maybe even better. 969 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:21,381 No, I'm fine. Go ahead. 970 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:24,592 No, no, no! 971 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:05,815 Hey, Carl! Hey. 972 01:28:05,906 --> 01:28:06,895 Hmm? 973 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,198 No, no, no. 974 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,492 Me, me, me. 975 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:14,785 John? 976 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:15,862 No, no. Me, me, me. 977 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:41,888 Oh, poop. 978 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:29,106 Oh, no! 979 01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:31,404 Stop! Stop! 980 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,054 Huh? 981 01:30:32,636 --> 01:30:33,967 Hello, I am Gru. 982 01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:37,091 Back to work, back to work! Back to...