1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,180 This is a restricted area. 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,740 Would all visitors, 3 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:19,000 please empty your pockets of all lethal weapons, drugs... 4 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,140 I hate these places. 5 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,660 I think that's the point. 6 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,300 And he'll only talk to us. 7 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,460 Well, maybe I don't wanna talk to him-- 8 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,620 We're the only coppers he trusts. 9 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,180 Either that or he wants to... about with us. 10 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,300 It is alright mate. DI Major has neural implants. 11 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,340 He is only doing his job Roy. Carry on. 12 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,780 -Are you getting off on that? -Let him finish! 13 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,780 -I have finished. -I said do your job! 14 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,860 I could have anything in there! 15 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,960 --Pack it in! 16 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,690 Liam Cleasby. 17 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:24,010 Hey. 18 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:25,970 Great you guys could make it. 19 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:28,070 Sit down ballbag. 20 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:34,870 Let us get this over with. Shall we? 21 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,210 -You wanted to talk. -Just a friendly chat. 22 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:42,850 How is your wife? Or should I be asking him that question? 23 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:45,530 Oh, come on. It is killing me. 24 00:01:45,630 --> 00:01:47,630 I don't know how things turned up between the three of you. 25 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:50,410 Have you got information or not? 26 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,170 A walking Wikipedia of crime, at your disposal. 27 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:56,850 -For a price. -What's your price? 28 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,950 -A pardon. -He said what is your price? 29 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:02,010 -A pardon. -Oh for f... What. 30 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,650 -Is your... -No, stop. 31 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,890 No deal dickhead. You tried to kill my partner. 32 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:08,850 But I am not the Juggler, remember? 33 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:10,290 I am just a low-level drug dealer. 34 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:11,770 We are wasting our time here Carver. 35 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,870 Let us get wanded down again and go. 36 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:17,110 The Chelsea Bridge job! 37 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:27,050 Chelsea Bridge job was 20 years ago. 38 00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:28,730 You were still nicking Segways. 39 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:30,410 Fifty million quid. 40 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,450 No trace of the robbers or the cash. 41 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:35,670 But like I said, you do not get this for free. 42 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:45,600 She's not with either of us. 43 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,700 My wife. 44 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:49,960 She wanted a fresh start. 45 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,480 I don't owe you anything for telling me that. 46 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:54,360 Oh, you drive a hard bargain, Cleasby. 47 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,040 As for the sexual side of things... 48 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:57,120 I do not know about Roy, 49 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,480 but I am coping the old-fashioned way. 50 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,520 Twice a day. Once in the morning, once at work. 51 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:01,960 I have tried giving myself a dead arm 52 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:03,240 so it feels like someone is doing it, 53 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:04,280 but who am I kidding. 54 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:05,920 Talk to the lawyer! 55 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,040 Churchland and Co. The trail starts there. 56 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,140 That is all I am saying. 57 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,840 You heard of the male G-spot, Cleasby? 58 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:14,080 It is real and I should know. Long fingers you see. 59 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,120 -I actually can get right-- -Fuckin hell, John! 60 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:18,960 That's it. No more information changing hands. 61 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,120 Let us get you out. 62 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,160 Let's go again. Come on. 63 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:23,160 Get your keys. 64 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,260 Just get the-- 65 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:37,060 Chelsea Bridge. 66 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,260 The last case my dad worked on. 67 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,540 One that drove him away. 68 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,000 I know mate. 69 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,480 He moved to Spain after that. 70 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:50,560 But I bet Cleasby knows all this. 71 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:53,020 He could just be saying this to mess with your head. 72 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,820 Something else is bothering me. 73 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:05,530 I put a mouse's turd in your drink. 74 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,950 -What? -Only a little one. 75 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:11,210 This was a while ago, when we weren't getting along. 76 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:13,750 Why are you telling me this now? 77 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:14,990 I am being open. 78 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,950 Think about it, Roy. Ever since I've come back, 79 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,390 we have hidden things from each other. Huh? 80 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,310 You were not honest about seeing Kelly. And I was-- 81 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,630 Putting mouse shit in me drink. 82 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,950 Yes, but now, it's our chance to start again. 83 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,190 -What do you say? -Where'd you find it? 84 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:28,430 Was it a laboratory mouse 85 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:29,950 or did you just find some mouse shit somewhere? 86 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:31,510 This isn't the point of the conversation. 87 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:33,630 Oh, I think this is the point of the conversation, John. 88 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:36,410 The point is, we've got a clean slate. Fresh start. 89 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:39,950 I just found it. 90 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,750 -Never do that again. -It is what I'm saying. 91 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,850 No more secrets. Either of us. 92 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:50,650 I have put in for promotion. Fast track, Superintendent. 93 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:53,470 What? 94 00:04:53,570 --> 00:04:55,830 -Why? -It's time for a change. 95 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:57,930 I don't wanna be a DI forever, do I? 96 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:00,670 -You would be my boss. -Not boss. 97 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:02,950 Wait. Senior though. Superior. 98 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,570 It's a long shot, I probably wouldn't get it. 99 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:09,830 Good luck with it though. 100 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,930 Thanks. 101 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:18,410 I keyed your car as well. 102 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:21,870 And that graffiti in the gents-- 103 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:24,000 Yeah I knew that was you, you signed it. 104 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,840 Yeah. 105 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,300 Everyone in the country remembers 106 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,540 the Chelsea Bridge case. Fifty million in cash 107 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,380 and diamonds stolen from a bank vault. 108 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,580 None of it was ever recovered. 109 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,180 I have hardly seen my dad since. 110 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,380 We were close beforehand. Bedtime stories as a child... 111 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,660 All right mate, you don't need to mention all that. 112 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,660 Yeah. 113 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,340 It's great to see you boys reunited. 114 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,380 -Thanks, boss. -You know what I've missed? 115 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,740 The banter. 116 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,940 -Yes, boss. -Do some now. 117 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,780 A good-natured insult, something like that. 118 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,380 Maybe call DI Major a bellend or something. 119 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,620 - Gobshite. Dicksplash. - Um... 120 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,860 That's one you don't hear so often. 121 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,900 It is more of a spontaneous kind of thing, boss. 122 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,340 Oh. Okay. 123 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,600 Well keep talking, see if we can get there. 124 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,740 The three prime suspects in the original case 125 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,660 all vanished. Cleasby claims he has got some information. 126 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,380 We need to go back in that prison 127 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,780 and talk to him again. 128 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,160 Yeah. But he won't say anything unless we get him out. 129 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,220 Then we go back there again. Every day, 130 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,700 sometimes twice a day. 131 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,020 You know you can get them security wands 132 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,580 off the internet, don't you? 133 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,340 Maybe we do not need to go back. 134 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,540 Cleasby mentioned a lawyer. 135 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,540 So we'll start there, find out what she knows. 136 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,420 I will get the word out on social media, 137 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,820 let people know we want information. 138 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,740 No, let's not rattle any cages just yet. 139 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,560 Oh. Because I think maybe, um... 140 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,390 some people already know. 141 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,730 -You've put it on Instagram? -Course I haven't. 142 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:47,650 It was TikTok. 143 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:48,770 -Why? -I just feel it has got 144 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:50,330 a younger demographic, more engaged-- 145 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,930 You total fucking moron. 146 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:52,810 There it is! 147 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:54,050 There's the banter I've missed! 148 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:56,410 That was not good-natured, boss. He's been a dick. 149 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,530 Excellent. Keep it up! 150 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,250 You are a massive dicksplash. 151 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:01,350 I knew we would get there in the end. 152 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:10,290 Privacy settings. 153 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,290 What? 154 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,690 He's sharing personal information, 155 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:15,130 giving out case details. So I am thinking 156 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,650 his privacy settings need changing. 157 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,970 Well look at the new AI expert. 158 00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:20,810 Someone has to be. You've done nothing for him. 159 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:22,450 I mean, I brought him back from the dead, 160 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:23,850 so you know, there is that. 161 00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:26,130 You said there was nothing wrong with his wiring, right? 162 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:29,650 But since then he's just getting shitter and shitter. 163 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,170 Okay. 164 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:32,410 Sit down. 165 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,510 Time for the talk. 166 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:40,490 DI Major is a prototype. 167 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,890 I used pioneering technologies, 168 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:45,830 some of which, turn out to have a... 169 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,330 limited longevity. 170 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:50,410 Now, for a while I could run updates, 171 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:52,970 -install plugins. But... -But what? 172 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:54,170 There is only so many times 173 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:56,170 you can microwave the same chicken. 174 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:58,270 What are you telling me? 175 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,730 Okay. Have you ever had a phone? 176 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:04,940 And you have the phone for a little while, and then... 177 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:07,160 No? Okay. 178 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,680 Have you ever had a goldfish 179 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,920 and then one day you come home 180 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,720 and you see your goldfish just floating-- 181 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,820 He's dying? 182 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:17,940 How long has he got left? 183 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,620 Do not make any big plans for... 184 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,120 Pancake day? What is-- 185 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,560 Well, there must be something we can do. 186 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:28,320 I am working on it. Okay? I need more time and resources. 187 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,040 Anything that activates his arousal hormones 188 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:32,600 will accelerate his decline. 189 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:35,320 How am I supposed to know when his hormones are being aroused? 190 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:36,360 Four simple words. 191 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,580 Remote endocrine monitoring technology. 192 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,520 - This device will-- - Warning! 193 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:45,160 Okay, whatever he's doing right now, go and stop him. 194 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:47,560 - Warning! - For real, this is not a drill. 195 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,200 Flashing red is bad! Go! 196 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,700 -Major! -Oh, my God! 197 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,400 Dad always said this lawyer was dodgy. 198 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,500 - I remember him telling me-- 199 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,880 Are you playing relaxation music? 200 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,180 Yeah I have this on all the time. Its calming. 201 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,860 What were you seeing Dr. Parfit about just now? 202 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,260 Huh? We were just... 203 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,300 talking about how well you're doing. 204 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:23,480 She hasn't done a software update on me in ages. 205 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,570 Reduce stress levels. 206 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:28,070 You know what that means? 207 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,890 Means I am perfect! 208 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:37,150 Yeah. But she still wants you to look after yourself. 209 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,270 You know like, I do not know, 210 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,890 practice some meditation techniques. 211 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:43,510 What about yoga? 212 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:44,750 Yes. Even better. 213 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,750 Or, how about we light some joss sticks 214 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:50,230 and stick crystals up our arseholes? Jesus Carver. 215 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:52,670 This is what happens when you hang around with Americans. 216 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:55,590 Look, she is only trying to help John. Be nice. 217 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:57,770 Show her some... love. 218 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,590 Love? 219 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:02,690 Yeah, or appreciation or whatever. 220 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,290 Love? 221 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:16,410 DI Major. 222 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,110 Name rings a bell. 223 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:20,430 An alarm bell maybe. 224 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:23,610 Now I remember. Your father was a cocky bugger as well. 225 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,590 Didn't catch the robbers, now, did he? 226 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:28,690 That might be about to change. 227 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,650 You represented the three prime suspects. 228 00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:37,710 I did. Before the robbery. 229 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:39,590 Not seen the bastards since. 230 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:41,690 We heard you might know where the money is. 231 00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:43,590 That is right, Columbo. 232 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,540 I keep working in an asbestos-riddled office 233 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,060 for sentimental reasons. 234 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,940 Don't get clever with us. 235 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,300 Chippy. Also like his dad. 236 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,820 I want those thieving sods caught 237 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,100 as much as you do. They owe me money. 238 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,780 But they vanished. 239 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,500 Any relatives? 240 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,540 No. 241 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,660 One of the gang had a sister. 242 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,900 She wasn't interviewed the first time around. 243 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Why ask me if you knew? 244 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,960 To see if you would tell us the truth. 245 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,160 Far as I know she is in a home. 246 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,400 Does not know what day it is. 247 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,260 Fine. 248 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,360 We'll track her down and find out. 249 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,760 Fine. We'll track her down and find out. 250 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,290 DI Carver, DI Major. 251 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,810 It's about one of your residents, 252 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:12,450 a Mary Roscoe. 253 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:15,370 Miss Roscoe was one of our residents. 254 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,470 She, uh, passed away. 255 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:21,190 Another dead end. 256 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,290 Sorry to have bothered you. 257 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:27,010 I thought, perhaps you were here to see the body. 258 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,650 She died recently? 259 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,970 What happened? Was she ill? 260 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:34,810 Oh, goodness me yes, she was ill for quite some time. 261 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:39,110 Still, it was a shock to us all when the truck hit her. 262 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,530 Whoever ordered the hit on the old lady 263 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:02,090 must have known we were investigating. 264 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,690 We've basically got two suspects. 265 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:07,450 The lawyer, and anyone who follows me on TikTok. 266 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,810 It's all right, John. Go and get yourself a drink, 267 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,630 a nice cup of chamomile tea or something. Yeah? 268 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:15,350 -Yeah. -Yeah. Good lad. 269 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:19,090 Roy. 270 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,410 -Do you know where John is? -What do you want him for? 271 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,090 I'm not sure that's any of your business. 272 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:25,740 -You cannot stress him out. -I won't. 273 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,400 Goodness. 274 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,500 -I wanna talk about divorce. -No, you can't. 275 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,300 He's dying. 276 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:37,680 It's his AI. It is degrading. He's gonna crash. 277 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,780 And we're gonna lose him again, Kel. 278 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,520 How long has he got? 279 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,620 I am not sure. 280 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,620 When is Pancake Day? 281 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,180 Pancake Day? 282 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,880 It's 40 days before Easter. 'Cause that's Lent. So... 283 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,960 I think Easter falls pretty early in the calendar-- 284 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,640 No. He doesn't know and we can't tell him, 285 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,860 'cause it'll just stress him out and make it worse. 286 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,560 So... 287 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,340 So there's no point in getting a divorce. 288 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,780 I don't want to be widowed twice, Roy. 289 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,620 Especially to the same man. 290 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,120 I just want to end things properly this time. 291 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,200 And you know what? 292 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,840 He deserves to be treated as a mature-- 293 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,940 Okay, he's staring at us. 294 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,220 -Everything all right? -None of your-- 295 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,340 I mean, hello, Dr. Parfit. 296 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:45,200 Alison. How are you today? 297 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,350 Carver told you to be nice to me. 298 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,870 And I think I know why. 299 00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,790 He wants to set us up with each other. 300 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,750 And what gave you this curious impression? 301 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:56,130 Well. You told him I was perfect. Oh! 302 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:57,710 Yeah, I never said that. 303 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,230 That I could not be improved. 304 00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,070 -More like it. -And I am flattered. 305 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:03,230 But it is not a good idea. 306 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,510 You and me together. I mean... 307 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,430 It would be weird. It would be like... Brother and-- 308 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,950 Frankenstein fucking the monster. 309 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:15,010 Like brother and sister is what I was also going to say. 310 00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:19,330 So let's keep things as they are. 311 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,230 Yeah? 312 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,630 Yeah. 313 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:23,870 I can learn to live with that. 314 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:33,170 What are you two getting up to on my bed? 315 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:37,010 I was just telling her about the case. 316 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,730 Hmm? 317 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,570 What did he tell you about it? 318 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,210 -The case? -Hmm. 319 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,770 Cold? 320 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,970 A cold case. 321 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,530 How old's the case? 322 00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:02,470 - Two years. - Twenty. 323 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,630 Decades, that was decades. 324 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,720 Did he tell you about the lawyer? 325 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,160 The lawyer. 326 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,580 Bent. John, I want a divorce. Look we are in limbo. 327 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,020 This isn't healthy for either of us. 328 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,260 I've not got time right now, Kel. 329 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,300 Maybe if we go out for dinner-- 330 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,540 No. No dinner. I want a clean break. 331 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,860 -You mean, like Center Parcs? -No, John. We need to talk. 332 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,540 -No we need to get back-- -Can I just? 333 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,740 -into that lawyer office. -Can I please? 334 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,780 It will be tricky, she knows we suspect her. 335 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,140 I need you to hear what I am saying. 336 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,460 We don't need a divorce. 337 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,260 Look we have not got enough for a search warrant. 338 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,360 I could go in. 339 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,980 I need a good lawyer. 340 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,020 -No chance. -I could take a hidden camera. 341 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,740 We do not just have those things lying around, Kel. 342 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,940 Like this one? 343 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,300 I could pretend I need advice on a divorce, 344 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,660 do some snooping around. 345 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,460 You two could be nearby and you could protect me... 346 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,440 if I needed bit of that... 347 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,780 I could protect you, couldn't I? 348 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,260 Mmm-hmm. 349 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360 Okay, you've convinced me. Carver lets go. 350 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,980 You do not really think of me as a Frankenstein. Do you? 351 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,800 I swear. I have never thought of you as a Frankenstein. 352 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,600 I am Frankenstein, you are the monster. Read a book. 353 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,690 Take a seat, Mrs um... 354 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,790 Kelly. 355 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,110 Mrs. Kelly. 356 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:39,310 To be honest, family law isn't my field. 357 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,870 Why come to me? 358 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,150 You were recommended. 359 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,250 Well-handled Kel. 360 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,350 First sign of trouble and we're coming in. 361 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:06,090 Does your spouse know of your intentions? 362 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,850 No. He is not a good listener, that is part of the problem. 363 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,110 You will have to prove irretrievable breakdown 364 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:17,450 of the marriage. For example, on grounds of desertion. 365 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,890 My husband did leave me for a year. 366 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,770 Leave her? I was fucking dead! 367 00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:22,850 - She is playing a part John. 368 00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:25,050 --What is that thing? 369 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,850 Ah... It's me stress monitor. 370 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:28,850 It checks me heart rate. 371 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,950 Well it is annoying. Switch it off! 372 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,570 -Off. -Then there's adultery. 373 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:39,450 That, too. I had a relationship with his best friend. 374 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,810 Which I take responsibility for, 375 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,030 but marriage was in a bad place and... 376 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,500 Roy made me feel loved and... 377 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,160 wanted. 378 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,520 Oh, fuck! 379 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,600 Warning. Reduce stress levels. 380 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,560 Can you calm down please, Roy! 381 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,440 Warning! 382 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,920 Another factor would be unreasonable behaviour. 383 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,000 How long have you got? 384 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,880 There is no need to make a list. 385 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,240 Oh, yes there is. 386 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,800 God... 387 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,340 Firstly, I'd like to mention his narcissism. 388 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,640 ...a serious emotional relationship. 389 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,560 Then there's his complete inability 390 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,560 to empathise with other person emotional state 391 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,440 if it does not directly have any relevance to him. 392 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:25,640 Coupled with his extreme neediness. 393 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,040 Hour and a half. 394 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,440 I'm starting to think she's doing this on purpose. 395 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,760 I think you might be right, mate. 396 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,040 Excuse me, Mrs. Kelly. 397 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,160 Bathroom break. 398 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,720 Ooh. Here we go. 399 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,240 Kel, we haven't got long. 400 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,680 Ask her is it number one or number two? 401 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,640 She not gonna ask that. Is she? 402 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,560 She might. 403 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,480 Warning. 404 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,720 Ask her. 405 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,460 Kelly, can you ask her if she's having a poo? 406 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,300 Thank you. 407 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,840 All right, Kelly, stay calm you can do this. 408 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,920 She knows what she's doing. 409 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,240 Have a look in the drawers. 410 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,560 She looked in the drawers. 411 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,550 Oh. Yeah. Forget the drawers Kelly, 412 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,630 see if you can find a computer, maybe try under the desk. 413 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,150 She has found the computer. 414 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,110 Good. Now what you need to do 415 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,110 is put the copying device 416 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,630 on the... Oh, you've done it. 417 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,430 John, just leave her alone she is doing all right. 418 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,650 Well done, Kel. You are doing amazing. 419 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,310 Kelly? 420 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:31,230 You are loving this, aren't you? 421 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,510 --What? 422 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,610 Well done, Kelly, you're so amazing. 423 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,350 Encouraging her. 424 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,790 I am actually starting to work you out. 425 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,110 Reduce stress level. 426 00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:41,630 First you try and set me up with Parfit. 427 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,590 Then you get Kelly talking about divorce. 428 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,230 What were the pair of you talking about on my bed? 429 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,630 Reduce stress levels! 430 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,910 -I am not gonna tell you that. -Oh, you are not gonna tell me? 431 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:52,630 Then maybe she will. Kelly? 432 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,950 What were you and Carver talking about on my bed? 433 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:56,350 -John! Come on. -Shut up! 434 00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:57,830 Kelly? 435 00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,930 I'll tell you what, I'll find out myself. 436 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,590 -John, John. -No! 437 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:05,950 Listen! I thought we decided no more secrets! 438 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:08,190 No, you decided that. I didn't. 439 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:09,750 There's loads of stuff I don't tell you. 440 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:10,910 Do you want to know why? 441 00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:13,030 Because it is none of your fucking business! 442 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,170 John! 443 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,430 John! 444 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,950 John come on. Get back in the van. 445 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:23,050 No, get back in there. 446 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,900 No, no no. 447 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 No! 448 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,580 Oh. Sorry to keep you. 449 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,680 I have got all I came for. Thank you for your help. 450 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,020 Fuckin hell! 451 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,700 - Roy! Just calm down! 452 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,580 You are going to have a heart attack! 453 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,700 Warning! Reduce stress levels! 454 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800 Fucking thing! 455 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,240 Hey. That was exciting. 456 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,980 Yeah. Yeah we're here now, boss. 457 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,300 The deeds to a plot were on Churchland computer. 458 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,390 Yeah. In an encrypted file. 459 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,050 Fuck me, Roy. 460 00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:54,930 It was buried treasure! 461 00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:56,210 It is The Chelsea Bridge loot! 462 00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:58,310 You wait till I tell my dad! 463 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:02,390 Well, swing it out. 464 00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,710 Let's open it up. 465 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:12,570 Shit. 466 00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:15,370 - Who is he? - Or she, could be female. 467 00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:17,410 The question is who are they? 468 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:19,090 You mean like a gender non-binary thing? 469 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,450 No. You're right, I should not assume-- 470 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,970 I mean there's more than one body in here. 471 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,050 And, we might not find the loot. 472 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,150 I think we found the Chelsea Bridge gang. 473 00:23:35,270 --> 00:23:36,570 I didn't know you'd find bodies! 474 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:38,530 I thought it was the money, I swear! 475 00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:41,210 Time to cough it up, Cleasby. What else do you know? 476 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,050 Ah, bits and pieces, some names. 477 00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:48,130 Okay, I'll tell you everything I've picked up over the years. 478 00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:51,690 Right? When, you let me go. 479 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,130 Fuck that. 480 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:56,330 Get it in your head gobshite, you shot a police officer. 481 00:23:56,430 --> 00:24:01,090 Only a total fucking moron, would let you out. 482 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,490 Well, I am letting Cleasby out. 483 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:04,290 Boss, you cannot do that! 484 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,610 His information is vital, 485 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,210 especially now the Chelsea Bridge case 486 00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:10,000 -is live again. -Boss, Maj's dad led that case. 487 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,160 Indeed he did. 488 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:14,540 And he is volunteered to advise on it again. 489 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,300 Sit down DI Major. 490 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:20,420 There is someone I would like to bring in. 491 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:28,620 -You all right? -Yeah. 492 00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:37,920 I am passing the case on to you two. 493 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,520 Major's too personally involved. 494 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,120 What? 495 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,920 Oh. Right, you thought I was going to bring in your dad. 496 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,120 No. No, no, no. 497 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,280 He is flying in tomorrow. 498 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:49,880 Reduce stress levels!