1 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:05,830 Oh, look at you all dressed up. 2 00:00:05,896 --> 00:00:07,231 I got a date. 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,245 - Hey, check this tie out, huh? - Oh, sure. 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,036 I think this lady's got a thing for ties. 5 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,170 Really? 6 00:00:13,237 --> 00:00:14,839 Or is it Thai food? 7 00:00:14,906 --> 00:00:19,044 [ Bell rings ] 8 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:23,598 C.J., could you not ride the scooter in the house? 9 00:00:23,715 --> 00:00:27,719 Things you never thought you'd say to a 35-year-old man. 10 00:00:28,265 --> 00:00:31,068 Listen, just put some fat tires on her. 11 00:00:31,093 --> 00:00:32,658 I want to see how she corners. 12 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,068 Cate: Hey, guys. Rory, how was the minimart? 13 00:00:36,093 --> 00:00:39,096 Yeah, how's your slurpee/gas/hot dog girl? 14 00:00:39,163 --> 00:00:41,966 She also develops film. 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,435 And, no, I didn't see her 16 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,104 because these two wouldn't take me. 17 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:47,338 Oh, girls. 18 00:00:47,405 --> 00:00:50,274 We ran out of time. We had to get outkast tickets. 19 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,829 Don't you remember what I told you when I bought the new car? 20 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,112 You can share the minivan, 21 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,382 but you have to drive your brother around, too. 22 00:00:57,407 --> 00:00:59,485 We did! We drove him around all day. 23 00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:01,494 Not to the minimart. 24 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,088 Look, you guys, I am working full time, 25 00:01:04,155 --> 00:01:07,825 I'm trying to run the house, and I'm trying to have a life. 26 00:01:07,892 --> 00:01:09,827 This is the one thing you could do 27 00:01:09,894 --> 00:01:11,663 that would make my life easier. 28 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,331 This is why you should have given me the car. 29 00:01:13,397 --> 00:01:15,266 I would have driven the lad to the ends of the earth. 30 00:01:15,332 --> 00:01:17,535 C.J., we've been all over this. 31 00:01:17,602 --> 00:01:19,170 But I really need a car. 32 00:01:19,236 --> 00:01:21,539 The scooter's fine, but it's tough to pick up chicks. 33 00:01:21,606 --> 00:01:23,374 It's not impossible, 34 00:01:23,441 --> 00:01:25,309 it's just they have to be a certain height 35 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,779 and wearing a helmet when I meet them. 36 00:01:27,846 --> 00:01:31,683 Look, I'm trying to teach them to be responsible. 37 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:33,685 It's not working out real well. 38 00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:36,021 Okay, I'm out of here. 39 00:01:36,087 --> 00:01:37,722 - Me too! - Where are you going? 40 00:01:37,789 --> 00:01:40,124 Picking up a friend at the airport. 41 00:01:40,191 --> 00:01:41,393 Door me! 42 00:01:43,594 --> 00:01:45,696 Mom, can you take me to the minimart? 43 00:01:45,763 --> 00:01:47,298 Actually, no, honey, 44 00:01:47,365 --> 00:01:50,368 I'm late for the book club and I'm bringing the beer. 45 00:01:50,435 --> 00:01:52,570 But I'm sure one of your sisters 46 00:01:52,637 --> 00:01:55,139 would use her driving turn to take you. 47 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:56,874 Yeah, mom, I can't. I'm really busy -- 48 00:01:56,941 --> 00:01:59,644 like I said, one of your sisters will take you. 49 00:02:00,878 --> 00:02:02,046 Love ya! 50 00:02:02,113 --> 00:02:04,649 So, which one of you ho's is taking me? 51 00:02:07,785 --> 00:02:10,888 Kerry -- after she drops me off at Tanya's party. 52 00:02:10,955 --> 00:02:13,724 Actually, I'm not going to waste my turn on a Rory run. 53 00:02:13,791 --> 00:02:15,894 I am going to walk to Heather's, 54 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,530 and she will drive me to the library. See ya! 55 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,065 Minimart time, dog. Let's hit it! 56 00:02:21,132 --> 00:02:23,901 [ Door closes ] Uh, no, I'm not wasting my turn on you, either. 57 00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:25,402 I'll walk down to Erica's. 58 00:02:25,469 --> 00:02:26,971 She'll drive me to Tanya's party. 59 00:02:27,038 --> 00:02:28,406 Hey, go hang those on the hook... 60 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:29,841 If you can reach. 61 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:37,782 [ Cellphone ringing ] 62 00:02:37,849 --> 00:02:39,483 Hello? 63 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,919 Dude, I've been trying to get there all day! 64 00:02:41,986 --> 00:02:45,523 She's wearing what? 65 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:48,459 No, I'm not afraid to talk to her -- 66 00:02:48,526 --> 00:02:50,462 I don't have a ride. 67 00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:06,210 Hello? 68 00:03:06,277 --> 00:03:08,146 Yeah, I went. 69 00:03:08,212 --> 00:03:10,281 I'm just getting back. 70 00:03:10,348 --> 00:03:12,751 Are you kidding? She was all over me. 71 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:16,388 I ordered a large, and she charged me for a small. 72 00:03:17,521 --> 00:03:19,457 Damn, I spilled. 73 00:03:19,523 --> 00:03:22,227 Let me call you back. 74 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:33,209 [ Bell rings ] 75 00:03:33,276 --> 00:03:36,479 Hey, buddy. What's going on? 76 00:03:36,546 --> 00:03:37,748 Nothing. 77 00:03:39,582 --> 00:03:42,219 Step away from the vehicle. 78 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:48,391 It was like that when I found it. 79 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,392 Uh-huh. 80 00:03:49,459 --> 00:03:52,195 Come on, I smell slurpee... 81 00:03:52,262 --> 00:03:53,931 And foot-longs... 82 00:03:53,997 --> 00:03:55,666 And gas... 83 00:03:55,732 --> 00:03:56,999 And film. 84 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:59,536 I didn't go to the minimart. 85 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:01,237 Who said anything about the minimart? 86 00:04:01,304 --> 00:04:02,738 Fine. You caught me. 87 00:04:02,805 --> 00:04:04,240 I drove to the minimart, 88 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:06,676 and when I got back, I hit the garage. 89 00:04:06,743 --> 00:04:08,744 You drove?! That's awesome, dude -- 90 00:04:08,811 --> 00:04:12,048 I mean, oh, my god. 91 00:04:12,115 --> 00:04:13,516 What am I gonna do, C.J.? 92 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,518 - Skip town. - What? 93 00:04:15,585 --> 00:04:18,288 Yeah, a life riding the rails is its own reward. 94 00:04:18,355 --> 00:04:19,856 I don't want to be a hobo! 95 00:04:19,923 --> 00:04:22,526 Nobody wants to be a hobo, dude. 96 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:25,228 What if I just go to mom and tell her the truth? 97 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:28,397 Well, it would make her proud. 98 00:04:28,464 --> 00:04:30,033 And it is the mature thing to do. 99 00:04:30,099 --> 00:04:31,668 [ Vehicle approaches ] 100 00:04:31,735 --> 00:04:33,637 Run! I'll meet you in Reno! 101 00:04:36,973 --> 00:04:38,208 Hey, dad. 102 00:04:38,275 --> 00:04:39,542 Hi, babe. 103 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:40,777 How was your book club? 104 00:04:40,844 --> 00:04:41,878 Oh, my god. 105 00:04:41,945 --> 00:04:44,547 We just went on and on and on all night 106 00:04:44,614 --> 00:04:46,950 and then fought over the ending. 107 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:49,085 How was your date? 108 00:04:49,151 --> 00:04:50,654 Pretty much the same. 109 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:55,425 [ Sighs ] I'll get the paper. 110 00:04:57,794 --> 00:04:58,829 [ Knock on door ] 111 00:04:58,895 --> 00:05:00,063 Hey, dude. 112 00:05:01,565 --> 00:05:05,034 About last night with the car... 113 00:05:05,101 --> 00:05:07,036 The more I think about it, 114 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:09,405 the more I think we handled it badly. 115 00:05:09,472 --> 00:05:12,008 Me too. 116 00:05:12,075 --> 00:05:14,110 I'm just gonna tell mom. 117 00:05:14,177 --> 00:05:16,046 That's smart 'cause you can't run away from this thing. 118 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:18,615 It's not like income taxes or the army. 119 00:05:18,681 --> 00:05:20,750 Here I go. 120 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:22,518 Just remember two things -- 121 00:05:22,585 --> 00:05:25,154 "a" -- it was a total and complete accident, 122 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:27,057 and "b" -- I had nothing to do with it. 123 00:05:28,324 --> 00:05:30,927 Cate: What the hell happened to the minivan?! 124 00:05:30,993 --> 00:05:33,763 Start with "b". 125 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,732 This is the most irresponsible thing 126 00:05:35,799 --> 00:05:37,701 anyone in this family has ever done! 127 00:05:37,768 --> 00:05:39,202 Mom, can I say something? 128 00:05:39,268 --> 00:05:40,303 Rory, not now. 129 00:05:40,369 --> 00:05:43,039 Which one of you girls wrecked the car? 130 00:05:43,106 --> 00:05:45,141 - I swear it wasn't me. - Me either. 131 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:46,643 Okay, fine. 132 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:48,445 Just lie about it and make it worse. 133 00:05:48,512 --> 00:05:50,279 Didn't we teach you honesty in this house? 134 00:05:50,346 --> 00:05:52,616 - Mom, I really want to -- - Rory, please. 135 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:55,952 Did you really think that you could get away with this? 136 00:05:56,019 --> 00:05:57,086 Mom, I didn't do it. 137 00:05:57,153 --> 00:05:58,521 I went to the library with Heather, 138 00:05:58,588 --> 00:06:00,223 and she drove -- ask my friends. 139 00:06:00,289 --> 00:06:02,692 Oh, ask her friends -- like they won't lie for her. 140 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,961 So where were you? 141 00:06:05,028 --> 00:06:06,462 Tanya's party. Ask my friends. 142 00:06:06,529 --> 00:06:09,132 Mom, please, I really want to -- 143 00:06:09,198 --> 00:06:10,566 honey, please. 144 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:12,635 All right, so this is the way it's gonna be? 145 00:06:12,702 --> 00:06:14,004 Well, you're both grounded. 146 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:15,805 - Mom! - What about the concert?! 147 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:17,307 Oh, that's right. 148 00:06:17,374 --> 00:06:19,876 You're supposed to go to a concert. 149 00:06:19,942 --> 00:06:21,877 You're not going to any concert, 150 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:23,774 and neither one of you is driving! 151 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:24,975 - Mom! - Mom! 152 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,549 In fact, let's try this -- 153 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:29,719 I'm gonna put C.J. In charge of the minivan, 154 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:32,823 and he can drive Rory around to wherever he needs to go. 155 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:38,094 Now, sweetheart... 156 00:06:38,161 --> 00:06:41,097 Sweetheart, what did you want to say? 157 00:06:41,164 --> 00:06:45,535 Me and C.J. Are going to the minimart. 158 00:06:49,606 --> 00:06:52,209 Anybody need anything? 159 00:06:58,013 --> 00:06:59,814 [ Door opens ] 160 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:03,685 [ Sighs ] Hello, innocent one. Hello, guilty one. 161 00:07:03,751 --> 00:07:05,353 To whom am I speaking? 162 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:08,123 I don't know. 163 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:09,324 She's the guilty one. 164 00:07:09,391 --> 00:07:10,525 She is. 165 00:07:10,592 --> 00:07:12,393 Oh, I can see we're making progress. 166 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,062 This is so unfair! 167 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,229 Yes, it is. 168 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:16,664 Being grounded... 169 00:07:16,731 --> 00:07:17,899 Losing privileges... 170 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:19,634 Not being able to go see outkast 171 00:07:19,701 --> 00:07:21,936 perform their chart-topping hits 172 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:24,772 like "hey ya!" And... 173 00:07:24,839 --> 00:07:26,008 "Roses." 174 00:07:27,242 --> 00:07:31,246 This is just so unfair -- for one of you. 175 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:33,214 - Me! - Me! 176 00:07:33,281 --> 00:07:35,349 I don't know what would be more maddening -- 177 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:38,119 the guilt of having known I'd done it, 178 00:07:38,186 --> 00:07:42,390 or the anger at being hung out to dry by my very own sister. 179 00:07:42,457 --> 00:07:43,859 Must be unbearable. 180 00:07:48,463 --> 00:07:49,665 Toodles. 181 00:07:53,301 --> 00:07:55,703 You know, it is so obvious what happened. 182 00:07:55,770 --> 00:07:58,573 Yeah, mom wrote the name of that song on her hand. 183 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,742 No, you got a ride to Tanya's party, 184 00:08:00,809 --> 00:08:03,378 then you snuck back here and took the car. 185 00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:05,380 Like I could ever think of something that smart. 186 00:08:05,447 --> 00:08:07,282 Oh, right, that's proof enough for me -- 187 00:08:07,349 --> 00:08:09,217 - I must have done it! - I knew it! 188 00:08:09,284 --> 00:08:11,953 - I didn't do it, you idiot! - I'm not an idiot! 189 00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:14,222 Then maybe you are smart enough to think of that plan. 190 00:08:14,289 --> 00:08:16,291 Oh, I'm not falling for that one -- 191 00:08:16,357 --> 00:08:17,392 I'm an idiot! 192 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:23,865 This is unbelievable. 193 00:08:23,932 --> 00:08:27,001 Something actually went my way. 194 00:08:27,068 --> 00:08:29,771 I mean, I've read about it, and I've heard about it, 195 00:08:29,837 --> 00:08:31,840 but I've never actually experienced it. 196 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:38,813 I think this is what the fortunate people call "good luck." 197 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,917 [ Laughing ] And I could get used to it, too! Ha ha! 198 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:44,085 Hey, ladies! 199 00:08:44,152 --> 00:08:46,888 Oh, don't laugh. It's paid for! 200 00:08:46,954 --> 00:08:49,658 Dude, come on. 201 00:08:49,724 --> 00:08:52,327 Dude, come on, you were brilliant back there. 202 00:08:52,394 --> 00:08:54,429 We're doing the right thing, aren't we? 203 00:08:54,496 --> 00:08:56,164 Of course! I mean, technically, 204 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:58,766 we should have some Bettys in the back seat, but... 205 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,936 No, it's just, this morning you thought I should confess. 206 00:09:01,002 --> 00:09:04,072 Well, that was before the gods handed you this gift. 207 00:09:04,139 --> 00:09:06,707 Buddy, nobody gets off the hook like this. 208 00:09:06,774 --> 00:09:09,043 - So I shouldn't feel guilty? - No! 209 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:12,013 When the gods hand you a gift, you never turn it down. 210 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,315 You don't anger the gods, all right? 211 00:09:14,382 --> 00:09:17,452 For the record, I told the kid to 'fess up. 212 00:09:17,518 --> 00:09:19,954 You're right, this is pretty cool. 213 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:21,956 And if you ever hook up with that slurpee girl, 214 00:09:22,023 --> 00:09:23,458 you'll want access to some wheels 215 00:09:23,524 --> 00:09:25,226 to take her around in, right? 216 00:09:25,293 --> 00:09:26,628 She's pretty hot, huh? 217 00:09:26,694 --> 00:09:28,229 She's a looker. 218 00:09:28,296 --> 00:09:29,964 I don't know how to impress her. 219 00:09:30,031 --> 00:09:32,367 I mean, I'm already eating nine hot dogs a day. 220 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:36,071 Yeah? Hmm, that should work. 221 00:09:38,205 --> 00:09:39,607 I don't know. What does she like? 222 00:09:39,674 --> 00:09:41,209 Maybe, you know, get her a gift. 223 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:44,980 Well, she loves outkast, but the show's sold out. 224 00:09:46,948 --> 00:09:48,550 I got it! 225 00:09:48,617 --> 00:09:50,952 Get those scratchers, man, you know? 226 00:09:51,019 --> 00:09:53,087 Every girl loves a millionaire. 227 00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:54,422 What? 228 00:09:54,488 --> 00:09:56,691 Come on, the gods are with us right now. 229 00:09:56,757 --> 00:09:58,293 Give it a shot. 230 00:09:58,359 --> 00:10:00,362 Oh, check that out -- a beautiful girl in a helmet. 231 00:10:00,428 --> 00:10:02,464 The one day I don't need her. 232 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:06,667 Okay. Okay, I have a plan. 233 00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:08,937 Say for the sake of argument, neither one of us did it. 234 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,139 Okay, listen. 235 00:10:11,205 --> 00:10:13,007 It's stupid for both of us to be getting punished. 236 00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:16,211 If one of us confesses, at least the other one can go to the concert. 237 00:10:16,277 --> 00:10:19,481 True. I'm just wondering with this little plan of yours 238 00:10:19,547 --> 00:10:20,782 which one of us confesses? 239 00:10:20,848 --> 00:10:23,250 Yes, yes, that is the tricky part, my friend. 240 00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,253 But I think I may have a solution. 241 00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:27,388 What number am I thinking of? 242 00:10:27,455 --> 00:10:28,990 - Four. - Damn! 243 00:10:33,928 --> 00:10:35,396 Two out of three. 244 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,632 - Four. - Damn! 245 00:10:37,698 --> 00:10:39,968 Okay, all right. 246 00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:41,369 I'm gonna go confess. 247 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:46,674 Four. 248 00:10:46,741 --> 00:10:48,143 Ugh! 249 00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:52,146 Uh, no, I'm sorry, Tanya, 250 00:10:52,213 --> 00:10:55,383 but Bridget's not allowed to talk on the phone. 251 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,618 For how long? 252 00:10:56,685 --> 00:10:59,453 Well, that's really up to her. 253 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,423 Uh, no, honey, I haven't seen your retainer, 254 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,860 but I'll look. 255 00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:08,963 I suppose you have a reason to leave your room? 256 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,631 Let's just say, hypothetically, 257 00:11:10,698 --> 00:11:13,067 one of us was to confess. 258 00:11:13,134 --> 00:11:14,236 How would you feel? 259 00:11:14,302 --> 00:11:15,637 I'd be angry. 260 00:11:17,004 --> 00:11:20,108 But I'd be proud that one of you did the right thing. 261 00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:22,878 And might you be grateful that this brave person 262 00:11:22,944 --> 00:11:25,613 had finally straightened out this whole mess? 263 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,048 I'd be very grateful. 264 00:11:27,115 --> 00:11:29,717 And might you be so proud and grateful 265 00:11:29,784 --> 00:11:33,187 that you would let this generous soul go to the concert? 266 00:11:33,254 --> 00:11:35,757 Bridget, if you have something to say, 267 00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:38,092 just come out and say it. 268 00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:40,394 [ Sighs heavily ] 269 00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:42,831 This is killing me. 270 00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:44,065 Kerry did it. 271 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:51,272 So, what's up, grandpa? 272 00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:53,140 You're in a good mood. 273 00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:55,610 Well, why not? The gods are smiling on me. 274 00:11:55,677 --> 00:11:57,344 That's great. That's great. 275 00:11:57,411 --> 00:11:59,680 What do you know about this? 276 00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:02,049 That's, uh, a spaw. 277 00:12:02,116 --> 00:12:03,451 Spaw? 278 00:12:03,518 --> 00:12:05,953 Yeah, a combination spoon-straw. 279 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,288 You're talking crazy, son. 280 00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:09,224 Everybody knows that's a stroon. 281 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,293 Okay, we're done here. 282 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,462 Not quite so fast. 283 00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,197 You know, I came in from my date last night, 284 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:19,300 and I noticed the minivan was parked a little funny. 285 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,502 So I did a little snooping around, 286 00:12:21,569 --> 00:12:23,805 and I noticed the front bumper was all torn up. 287 00:12:25,306 --> 00:12:27,808 I found this on the front seat. 288 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,710 So? 289 00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:32,513 So...stroon, slurpee. 290 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,882 Slurpee, minimart. 291 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:37,252 Minimart, minivan. 292 00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,454 And here we are. 293 00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:44,525 Fine, I'm the one who wrecked the car! 294 00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:45,660 Don't cave so easy. 295 00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:47,528 It's the only fun I get around here. 296 00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:49,430 I was gonna tell mom everything, I swear. 297 00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:52,634 Then when she got mad at Bridget and kerry, 298 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,469 I thought that was payback for them picking on me. 299 00:12:54,535 --> 00:12:56,403 First of all, I don't care what your sisters did, 300 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:57,705 you shouldn't be driving the car. 301 00:12:57,772 --> 00:12:59,174 And second, 302 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,177 you messed up, and they're taking the hit for it, 303 00:13:02,243 --> 00:13:04,178 and you know that's not right. 304 00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:05,746 I know. 305 00:13:05,813 --> 00:13:07,382 You gonna tell mom? 306 00:13:07,449 --> 00:13:09,117 No, I'm not. 307 00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:10,819 'Cause I know you'll do the right thing. 308 00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:16,658 You are a despicable backstabber. 309 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,425 You are the lowest of the low. 310 00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:19,794 At least I didn't wreck the car. 311 00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:21,896 - Neither did I! All right. - That's enough. 312 00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:24,032 First you two lie to me about the car, 313 00:13:24,098 --> 00:13:25,934 and now you are trying to scam me 314 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,635 so that you can go to some concert? 315 00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:29,203 Well, you know what? 316 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:30,571 Give me those tickets. 317 00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:33,541 Neither of you are going under any circumstances. 318 00:13:33,608 --> 00:13:34,576 Then who's going? 319 00:13:34,642 --> 00:13:36,677 Mom, I have something to say. 320 00:13:36,744 --> 00:13:38,079 So do I. 321 00:13:38,145 --> 00:13:41,249 Enjoy the show. 322 00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:48,122 Tickets to outkast? 323 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:49,557 Yes. 324 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:53,460 And I'm sure you can find somebody that's dying to go. 325 00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:55,230 Now, what were you gonna say? 326 00:13:57,665 --> 00:13:59,501 Hey ya! 327 00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:06,440 Hey, C.J., thank you so much 328 00:14:06,507 --> 00:14:08,875 for taking Rory and his girlfriend to that concert. 329 00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:11,344 I'll just be here at the hennessy lockdown 330 00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:13,280 trying to get one of the girls to confess. 331 00:14:13,347 --> 00:14:15,015 Listen, all you need is a bucket of water, 332 00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:18,085 a car battery, and a creed c.D. 333 00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,020 Come to think of it, 334 00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:22,156 you don't even need the bucket of water or the car battery. 335 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,129 Are you okay? 336 00:14:28,195 --> 00:14:29,630 Oh, yeah. 337 00:14:29,697 --> 00:14:33,566 You know, C.J., sometimes, the kids tell you stuff. 338 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,736 Stuff that they don't want to tell me. 339 00:14:37,871 --> 00:14:40,040 You don't know anything about this, do you? 340 00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:41,508 No. 341 00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:45,179 And if you did, you'd tell me, right? 342 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:46,414 Of course. 343 00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:51,251 I know you would. 344 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:53,854 It's so great to have you in this family. 345 00:15:00,093 --> 00:15:02,129 [ Knock on door ] 346 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:03,997 Hey, what do you think of the hair? 347 00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:04,998 Dude, you can't go. 348 00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:06,433 What, too much product? 349 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,535 Forget about the hair, but yeah. 350 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,971 Listen, I've been thinking about this, 351 00:15:11,038 --> 00:15:12,940 and I think we've pushed this thing as far as it can go, 352 00:15:13,007 --> 00:15:15,409 you know, and the gods are starting to turn on us. 353 00:15:15,475 --> 00:15:17,077 Turning? Are you kidding? 354 00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:19,679 We got the car. I got the tickets. The gods love me. 355 00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,048 No, you got to confess. 356 00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:22,682 What? 357 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,017 We had a taste of the good life. 358 00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:26,053 We had the Van, we had the trips to the minimart, 359 00:15:26,119 --> 00:15:28,488 we lived large, and we drank extra large. 360 00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:29,723 But the party's over, dude. 361 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,692 We can't do this to your mom and the girls. 362 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,026 I'm not gonna confess. 363 00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:34,695 I'm about to have the best night of my life. 364 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:37,197 Well, dude, you're gonna have to do it by yourself, 365 00:15:37,264 --> 00:15:39,232 'cause i'm not driving you. 366 00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:40,868 What? 367 00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:43,037 I'm considered an important part of this family now, 368 00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:44,643 and I can't betray your mom's trust. 369 00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,874 - You understand. - I understand. 370 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,942 It's gonna break her heart 371 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:51,078 when she finds out you knew all along. 372 00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,580 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 373 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:56,116 You think I'm gonna let some 374 00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:59,820 86-pound, greasy-haired, little punk intimidate me? 375 00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:05,992 You look so great. 376 00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:07,227 Thanks. 377 00:16:07,294 --> 00:16:08,895 I always wondered what you'd look like 378 00:16:08,962 --> 00:16:10,231 without your uniform on. 379 00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,733 I mean, not without clothes. 380 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,368 I mean, something other than -- 381 00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:15,836 is this mango? 382 00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:18,672 You're cute. 383 00:16:18,739 --> 00:16:20,040 Thanks. 384 00:16:20,107 --> 00:16:21,508 It's a little cold in here. 385 00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:24,011 Oh, I'll talk to my driver. 386 00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:26,313 Uh, ellwood? 387 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:29,416 I'm pretending to tell you to turn the heat up, 388 00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:32,052 but just keep it cold so I can warm her up, 389 00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:33,821 Rory style. 390 00:16:33,887 --> 00:16:36,189 It's not too late to turn around and go home. 391 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,624 Bite me. 392 00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:39,326 Thank you, ellwood. 393 00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:41,261 It'll be toasty in no time. 394 00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:43,764 So where are we sitting at the concert? 395 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,199 What concert? 396 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:50,037 Outkast. You're funny, too. 397 00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:55,609 Excuse me. 398 00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:59,179 I forgot the tickets. 399 00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:00,948 I know about these things, man. 400 00:17:01,015 --> 00:17:02,382 The gods are turning on us. 401 00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:04,417 The gods aren't turning on us. 402 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,019 I just left the tickets at home. 403 00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:07,888 Now let's go get them. 404 00:17:07,955 --> 00:17:10,057 In the meantime, turn up the a.C. 405 00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:12,159 The gods, Rory. The gods! 406 00:17:13,594 --> 00:17:15,663 Ellwood's a very religious man. 407 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,736 I've been expecting you. 408 00:17:22,803 --> 00:17:24,137 I forgot my tickets. 409 00:17:24,204 --> 00:17:25,339 They're right here. 410 00:17:25,406 --> 00:17:26,807 You left them on the coffee table. 411 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:33,513 I guess you haven't had time to talk to your mom yet. 412 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,915 I'm gonna get to it, grandpa, I swear. 413 00:17:35,982 --> 00:17:36,916 [ Door opens ] 414 00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:38,452 Um, can we go? 415 00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:40,287 Ellwood's kind of freaking me out. 416 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:45,058 I'm gonna do it, grandpa. Just not tonight. 417 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,594 Kerry: Why don't you just pick which one of us is guilty? 418 00:17:47,661 --> 00:17:49,329 We don't even care anymore. 419 00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:52,600 No! And how would I possibly figure out which one it was? 420 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,234 Pick a number? 421 00:17:54,301 --> 00:17:56,270 You want to know the truth? 422 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,171 I'm not even mad anymore. 423 00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:00,073 I'm just sad. 424 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:01,875 After all this family has been through, 425 00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:05,179 we have got to stick together, not hang each other out to dry. 426 00:18:06,313 --> 00:18:07,647 I can't take it anymore. 427 00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:09,450 I want it to stop. I did it! 428 00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:10,517 I did it, all right? 429 00:18:10,584 --> 00:18:11,885 I'm the one who wrecked the car! 430 00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:14,555 Did you hear that? 431 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:22,529 Your brother is so upset that he is willing to take the blame 432 00:18:22,596 --> 00:18:24,164 for something that he didn't even do... 433 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,569 ...just to keep this family together. 434 00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,838 [ Sighs ] 435 00:18:30,904 --> 00:18:32,873 Rory, I'm so proud of you. 436 00:18:34,841 --> 00:18:36,477 Honey, you'd better hurry. 437 00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:38,379 You're going to be late for the concert. 438 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:40,113 I'm not going. 439 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,983 I'm the one who wrecked the car -- really. 440 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,155 You? 441 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,558 Seriously? 442 00:18:53,193 --> 00:18:55,162 You drove the car? 443 00:18:55,228 --> 00:18:57,898 You little -- 444 00:18:57,965 --> 00:19:00,233 no one would take me to the minimart, so I drove myself. 445 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,935 There's no law against that. 446 00:19:03,537 --> 00:19:05,572 Uh, yes, there is. 447 00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:07,240 It's called the law. 448 00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:11,144 Oh, my god, girls, I don't even know how to make this up to you. 449 00:19:11,211 --> 00:19:12,913 Leave us alone with him for five minutes. 450 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:16,350 Give me those tickets. 451 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,652 You are going to the concert. 452 00:19:18,719 --> 00:19:20,621 You, go to your room! 453 00:19:24,124 --> 00:19:25,425 I'm really sorry. 454 00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:27,828 You took your mom's car? 455 00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:30,197 I had no idea you were this cool! 456 00:19:32,532 --> 00:19:35,202 I hide it pretty good. 457 00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:38,038 Call me when you get out. 458 00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:39,373 He'll be 40. 459 00:19:42,476 --> 00:19:45,044 Dude, I don't know how long I'm grounded for, 460 00:19:45,111 --> 00:19:47,013 but it was worth it. 461 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,882 She is so hot! 462 00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:50,496 What did I tell you about the cell phone? 463 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,619 - Dude, I gotta go. - Give me that. 464 00:19:52,686 --> 00:19:55,422 Well, I don't know, Jake, let me ask him. 465 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:56,789 Did you kiss her? 466 00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:58,158 I'm not telling you. 467 00:19:58,224 --> 00:20:00,093 Doubtful. 468 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:02,529 Rory, you have pulled a lot of stupid stunts, 469 00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:04,431 but never anything like this. 470 00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:05,799 What were you thinking? 471 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,133 I don't know. 472 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,236 "I don't know" doesn't cut it, Rory. 473 00:20:09,302 --> 00:20:11,504 This is serious. 474 00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:15,208 We both know that you never would have done anything like this 475 00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:16,510 if your dad was around. 476 00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:19,446 I know. 477 00:20:21,648 --> 00:20:22,982 So why'd you do it? 478 00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:24,684 Maybe because everybody else in this household 479 00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:25,786 gets to do whatever they want, 480 00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:26,820 and I come last. 481 00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,821 Nobody even listens to me. 482 00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,058 That is not true. I listen to you! 483 00:20:31,124 --> 00:20:32,059 No, you don't! 484 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,027 I tried to confess three times. 485 00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:36,597 I got a car, a girl, and concert tickets. 486 00:20:38,164 --> 00:20:42,936 All right, maybe I'm not giving you my full attention. 487 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:44,370 But, look, Rory, 488 00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:47,674 as good as grandpa and C.J. Are at child-rearing, 489 00:20:47,741 --> 00:20:50,644 I am basically doing this by myself... 490 00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:58,018 ...and, maybe, sometimes you do fall through the cracks. 491 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,420 I'm sorry. 492 00:20:59,486 --> 00:21:04,558 Mom, I just want to feel like what I say matters. 493 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,026 I hear you. 494 00:21:06,093 --> 00:21:10,898 And I promise, from now on, whatever you say matters. 495 00:21:10,964 --> 00:21:14,601 Okay...i don't think I should be grounded 496 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,036 because I've been punished enough. 497 00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,538 Doesn't matter. 498 00:21:18,604 --> 00:21:20,340 But my friends are going out tomorrow. 499 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:21,808 Doesn't matter. 500 00:21:21,874 --> 00:21:24,511 - But there's a concert next weekend! - Doesn't matter!