1 00:00:01,507 --> 00:00:03,834 Hurry up we don't want to be late. For the first day of school! 2 00:00:03,901 --> 00:00:06,837 Who are you? You don't even like school. 3 00:00:06,904 --> 00:00:09,373 Oh, no, I do, now that I am Bridget hennessy, 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,541 student body president. 5 00:00:11,608 --> 00:00:15,112 Which one says "I am a leader of power and integrity" -- 6 00:00:15,179 --> 00:00:16,947 the blue thong or the gray? 7 00:00:17,014 --> 00:00:19,316 I don't care what thong you wear! 8 00:00:19,383 --> 00:00:21,351 You know, that kind of apathy 9 00:00:21,418 --> 00:00:22,653 is so typical of your generation. 10 00:00:22,719 --> 00:00:24,321 [ Sighs ] 11 00:00:24,387 --> 00:00:26,924 Okay, I have a problem, and I need your advice. 12 00:00:26,991 --> 00:00:28,992 Your president is here for you. 13 00:00:29,059 --> 00:00:30,761 Okay, here's the thing. 14 00:00:30,828 --> 00:00:33,497 I-i-i changed in Europe this summer. 15 00:00:33,564 --> 00:00:35,899 I mean, I grew up, and it made me realize 16 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:39,136 that I have to break up with Kyle and I have to do it today. 17 00:00:39,202 --> 00:00:40,771 Why are you nodding like that? 18 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:43,306 My listening face. I learned it over the summer in Washington. 19 00:00:43,373 --> 00:00:45,576 I have to break up with Kyle today! 20 00:00:45,643 --> 00:00:47,977 What?! Why didn't you tell me?! What happened?! 21 00:00:48,044 --> 00:00:50,781 Well, I met this awesome guy in Paris, 22 00:00:50,848 --> 00:00:52,495 and I don't know what's gonna happen with him, 23 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,725 but I do know that I shouldn't be with Kyle anymore. 24 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,619 - Stop it! - All right! 25 00:00:57,021 --> 00:00:58,989 I mean, I don't know how to do this. 26 00:00:59,056 --> 00:01:01,024 I've never broken up with anyone before. 27 00:01:01,091 --> 00:01:03,260 Do what I do. It's worked for me a billion times. 28 00:01:03,326 --> 00:01:05,295 Just tell Kyle someone better will come along. 29 00:01:05,362 --> 00:01:06,997 And in your case, it'll even be true. 30 00:01:13,069 --> 00:01:14,772 Wow. You're all dolled up. 31 00:01:14,838 --> 00:01:16,372 Where are you headed, thurston? 32 00:01:16,439 --> 00:01:20,077 I'm going downtown to have breakfast with an old friend. 33 00:01:20,144 --> 00:01:22,546 We're meeting at his private club. 34 00:01:22,613 --> 00:01:25,282 Ohhh. Is that what they call the mission these days? 35 00:01:28,084 --> 00:01:30,554 Ah, hey, there's our new high school freshman. 36 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:32,388 Big step. You scared? 37 00:01:32,455 --> 00:01:33,423 No. 38 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:34,492 Well, you should be. 39 00:01:35,725 --> 00:01:36,860 A lot of upperclassmen 40 00:01:36,927 --> 00:01:38,996 are gonna want to beat the hell out of you. 41 00:01:39,062 --> 00:01:40,197 What are you telling him? 42 00:01:40,264 --> 00:01:42,066 He's got to know. 43 00:01:42,132 --> 00:01:43,901 You'll be fine. 44 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,636 He's a dead man. 45 00:01:45,702 --> 00:01:47,404 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry I'm late. 46 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:49,673 Boy, these night shifts are killing me. 47 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,975 Oh, are you kidding? You look fantastic. 48 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:54,011 A cadaver in scrubs. 49 00:01:55,479 --> 00:01:57,480 Girls, come on! First day of school! 50 00:01:57,547 --> 00:01:58,582 Let's not be late! 51 00:01:58,649 --> 00:02:00,550 You're gonna wear that? 52 00:02:00,617 --> 00:02:02,086 I thought it was cute. 53 00:02:02,152 --> 00:02:05,255 Too cute. You can't break up with Kyle in those pants. 54 00:02:05,321 --> 00:02:07,291 - Why not? - 'Cause you look too good. 55 00:02:07,357 --> 00:02:08,425 It won't take. 56 00:02:08,492 --> 00:02:10,394 Why don't you wear your hideous black pants 57 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:12,229 with the gold rings down the sides. 58 00:02:12,296 --> 00:02:13,863 You said they look great on me. 59 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,834 I'm a politician. I say a lot of things I don't mean. 60 00:02:18,335 --> 00:02:20,770 Catie, that principal gibb called. 61 00:02:20,837 --> 00:02:22,105 He wants to see you. 62 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:25,642 They're not even in school yet. Who could be in trouble? 63 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:27,710 Maybe he just wants another date. 64 00:02:27,777 --> 00:02:28,812 Mmm! 65 00:02:28,878 --> 00:02:30,046 We never dated. 66 00:02:30,113 --> 00:02:33,417 I am not romantically involved with ed gibb. 67 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:36,453 Or any of the gibb brothers. 68 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,188 Mom, have you seen my black pants? 69 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:39,556 They're missing. 70 00:02:39,623 --> 00:02:41,992 Uh, honey, maybe that's for the best. 71 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:44,495 You said you liked them. 72 00:02:44,561 --> 00:02:47,064 I'm a mom. I say a lot of things I don't mean. 73 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:49,732 I think they're in the laundry. I'll get to them later. 74 00:02:49,799 --> 00:02:52,569 You're doing the laundry now? Eww. 75 00:02:52,636 --> 00:02:55,172 I'm helping out your mother while she's working nights. 76 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:57,173 Unless, of course, you want to take over. 77 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,642 Eww! 78 00:02:58,709 --> 00:02:59,676 Yeah. 79 00:02:59,743 --> 00:03:01,544 Well, I got to get downtown. 80 00:03:01,611 --> 00:03:05,282 Oh, yeah, we got to go, too. Everybody -- in the car. 81 00:03:05,349 --> 00:03:07,918 Mom...are any seniors gonna beat me up today? 82 00:03:07,985 --> 00:03:11,488 Oh, no, honey. You'll be fine. 83 00:03:11,555 --> 00:03:14,158 That's another one of those things moms say. 84 00:03:15,559 --> 00:03:17,361 If you want, I'll drive him. 85 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:19,929 No, that's okay. I actually want to catch up with him. 86 00:03:19,996 --> 00:03:21,332 I miss him so much. 87 00:03:21,398 --> 00:03:24,234 Ooh, you must be so excited to see Kyle. 88 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:29,607 Um, by the way, Mr. Laundry man, I can't find my red thong. 89 00:03:31,074 --> 00:03:32,910 I thought that was a handkerchief. 90 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:38,983 Oh, dear god! 91 00:03:45,679 --> 00:03:46,847 Where's mom? 92 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:49,016 We're safe. She's at the end of the hall. 93 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:51,552 At least she was cool enough not to walk with us. 94 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:54,255 Bye, girls! Have a great first day! 95 00:03:58,425 --> 00:04:00,394 Uh, what's that? 96 00:04:00,461 --> 00:04:01,963 Oh, god. I bet it's from Kyle. 97 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:03,530 - Give it to me. - What are you doing? 98 00:04:03,597 --> 00:04:05,599 Your mission is to break up with Kyle today. 99 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:07,134 You don't need any distractions. 100 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:08,669 Do you know what you're gonna say? 101 00:04:08,736 --> 00:04:10,738 I don't know. I've never done this before. 102 00:04:10,805 --> 00:04:13,141 Just use the line I use when I break up with a guy. 103 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:14,943 "I'm only 17 -- you'll go to jail"? 104 00:04:16,577 --> 00:04:18,479 No. 105 00:04:18,546 --> 00:04:21,782 You say very sweetly "it's not me. It's you." 106 00:04:21,849 --> 00:04:24,284 No, no. Don't you mean "it's not you. It's me"? 107 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,587 Please. It's never me. 108 00:04:42,937 --> 00:04:44,205 [ Laughter ] 109 00:04:44,271 --> 00:04:45,406 All right, man. 110 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:46,607 All right, man. 111 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:47,675 Later, dude. 112 00:04:50,411 --> 00:04:52,212 Hey. 113 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:55,083 I can't get my locker open. 114 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:57,051 Freshmen. 115 00:05:02,756 --> 00:05:04,692 It's not gonna pick itself up. 116 00:05:06,527 --> 00:05:09,364 Here you go, big guy. Anytime. It's all good. 117 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,332 Love the hat. 118 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,568 Isn't that nice, Rory. 119 00:05:13,634 --> 00:05:16,170 First day of school, you already made a new friend. 120 00:05:16,237 --> 00:05:18,506 And you were so nervous. 121 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:24,578 [ Knock on door ] 122 00:05:24,645 --> 00:05:25,813 Come in. 123 00:05:25,879 --> 00:05:28,383 Hi, ed. You wanted to see me? 124 00:05:28,449 --> 00:05:29,550 Yes, come in. 125 00:05:29,617 --> 00:05:31,018 I'm not in trouble, am I? 126 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:32,854 Not unless you're chewing gum. 127 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,455 [ Chuckles nervously ] 128 00:05:37,258 --> 00:05:39,193 You look terrific. 129 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:40,894 Well, thanks. So do you. 130 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:42,930 Have you been working out? 131 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,332 In a manner of speaking. 132 00:05:44,398 --> 00:05:46,333 I raise watermelons, and, uh... 133 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,770 Well, somebody has to bring them inside. 134 00:05:50,271 --> 00:05:51,872 Please, sit down. 135 00:05:51,939 --> 00:05:54,942 So, uh, how was your summer? 136 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:56,743 It was good. It was really good. 137 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:58,011 The kids were gone. 138 00:05:58,078 --> 00:06:00,214 Actually, it was the first time I was alone. 139 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,616 I redecorated my room. 140 00:06:02,683 --> 00:06:04,885 - I got a new bed. - Hmm. 141 00:06:04,952 --> 00:06:07,254 I don't know why I mentioned that. 142 00:06:07,321 --> 00:06:10,391 Well, probably because, uh, you got a new bed. 143 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,525 [ Laughs ] 144 00:06:11,592 --> 00:06:13,327 Maybe we should just get off my bed. 145 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:14,629 Oh, god. 146 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:19,734 Look, uh, Cate, this is a little awkward for both of us, 147 00:06:19,801 --> 00:06:22,403 but, uh, I want you to know it doesn't have to be. 148 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,138 I'm really okay with the fact 149 00:06:24,205 --> 00:06:26,173 you weren't ready to go out with me. 150 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,409 We're both adults, and we can handle it. 151 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:30,110 [ Sighs ] Thanks, ed. 152 00:06:30,177 --> 00:06:32,847 That was exactly what I needed to hear. 153 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:34,081 And so well put. 154 00:06:34,148 --> 00:06:36,617 Thank you. My therapist wrote it. 155 00:06:36,683 --> 00:06:37,918 [ Laughs ] 156 00:06:37,985 --> 00:06:38,853 Anyway, that's not 157 00:06:38,919 --> 00:06:40,888 what I wanted to talk to you about. 158 00:06:40,955 --> 00:06:43,590 Um, our school nurse is retiring, 159 00:06:43,657 --> 00:06:47,494 and I'd like for you to think about taking her job. 160 00:06:47,561 --> 00:06:49,497 Wow. 161 00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:51,599 Seriously? 162 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:55,770 I ask you this because, first, you're a nurse 163 00:06:55,836 --> 00:06:58,606 and, secondly, you're exactly her size, 164 00:06:58,673 --> 00:07:01,208 so we won't have to buy new smocks. 165 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:02,276 Well, I-I don't know -- 166 00:07:02,343 --> 00:07:04,044 okay, we'll buy new smocks. 167 00:07:04,111 --> 00:07:05,980 Boy, you drive a hard bargain. 168 00:07:06,047 --> 00:07:08,115 Think about it, Cate. It could be wonderful. 169 00:07:08,182 --> 00:07:09,350 The hours are great, 170 00:07:09,416 --> 00:07:11,686 and you'd get to spend more time with your kids. 171 00:07:11,752 --> 00:07:13,053 Ooh. That's tempting. 172 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,389 I feel like I'm missing everything 173 00:07:15,456 --> 00:07:17,124 that's going on with them. 174 00:07:17,191 --> 00:07:19,326 I could sweeten the deal 175 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,863 with about 800 pounds of watermelon. 176 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:24,565 I'm gonna think about it. 177 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:26,900 Thanks, ed. 178 00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:27,901 Bye-bye. 179 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:28,903 Bye. 180 00:07:30,404 --> 00:07:32,740 They're...seedless. 181 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:34,108 Just... 182 00:07:35,242 --> 00:07:36,511 Okay, what's next? 183 00:07:36,577 --> 00:07:37,611 Well, bridg -- 184 00:07:37,678 --> 00:07:38,846 unh! 185 00:07:38,913 --> 00:07:41,515 Madame president, some of the students are complaining 186 00:07:41,582 --> 00:07:43,751 that they have to park too far from school. 187 00:07:43,818 --> 00:07:46,320 That's because all the teachers get the good spots. 188 00:07:46,386 --> 00:07:48,055 We're more important. We're the future. 189 00:07:48,122 --> 00:07:49,757 They're teachers. They have no future. 190 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:51,058 So what should we do? 191 00:07:51,124 --> 00:07:52,759 Uh, valet parking for seniors, 192 00:07:52,826 --> 00:07:55,162 and the driver's ed class can park the cars! 193 00:07:55,229 --> 00:07:57,397 Is there any problem that you can't solve? 194 00:07:57,464 --> 00:08:00,401 Algebra, page 20, problem 6. Do it for me. 195 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,813 [ Laughter ] 196 00:08:11,879 --> 00:08:13,814 Please don't see me, please don't see me, 197 00:08:13,881 --> 00:08:15,383 please don't see me. 198 00:08:15,449 --> 00:08:18,619 [ Laughter continues ] 199 00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:22,623 Hey! Looks like we're showering with the girls today! 200 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:23,891 [ Laughter ] 201 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:30,030 [ Shower water running ] 202 00:08:30,097 --> 00:08:32,432 Hey, kerry, how did Kyle take the breakup? 203 00:08:32,491 --> 00:08:34,928 I didn't do it. I've been avoiding him all day. 204 00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:36,920 - Kerry! - I just don't want to hurt him. 205 00:08:36,937 --> 00:08:38,372 He's gonna be hurt no matter what. 206 00:08:38,439 --> 00:08:40,174 Oh, my god. There he is. 207 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,276 Hey, you're not going anywhe-- 208 00:08:42,342 --> 00:08:43,310 hey, nice top. 209 00:08:43,376 --> 00:08:44,811 You said you hated it. 210 00:08:44,878 --> 00:08:46,580 You cannot believe a word I say. 211 00:08:46,647 --> 00:08:48,382 Except for this -- 212 00:08:48,449 --> 00:08:49,817 the longer you wait, the harder this is gonna be. 213 00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:50,885 I know, I know. 214 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:52,753 You have to do this. He's coming. 215 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:53,888 Okay, I can do this. 216 00:08:56,423 --> 00:08:57,491 Uh, I -- 217 00:08:57,558 --> 00:08:58,525 oh. 218 00:08:58,592 --> 00:08:59,794 Hey! 219 00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:04,098 Didn't I just see kerry? 220 00:09:08,202 --> 00:09:09,704 She was here a second ago. 221 00:09:13,558 --> 00:09:17,442 So principal Gibb wants you to be his naughty school nurse. 222 00:09:19,004 --> 00:09:20,038 Are you gonna do it? 223 00:09:20,097 --> 00:09:21,364 Oh, I don't know. 224 00:09:21,431 --> 00:09:23,634 You know, I would see the kids more. 225 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,437 Ooh, mom at school -- every teenager's dream. 226 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:28,806 You know what, grandpa? 227 00:09:28,873 --> 00:09:30,440 Maybe you could be a crossing guard, 228 00:09:30,507 --> 00:09:31,876 I'll teach rugby. 229 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:34,545 We'll be a ragtag team of misfit schoolpeople. 230 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:36,980 Oh, hi, honey. 231 00:09:37,047 --> 00:09:39,683 How was your first day at school? 232 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,852 Whoa! What is that smell? 233 00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:44,021 Are you composting in there? 234 00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:45,489 Very funny. 235 00:09:45,556 --> 00:09:47,458 I thought kerry was the one that went to France. 236 00:09:49,059 --> 00:09:51,328 I didn't have time to shower after gym. 237 00:09:51,395 --> 00:09:53,163 So you rolled around in horse crap? 238 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:55,499 Uh, look, I got to go to work. 239 00:09:55,566 --> 00:09:57,167 Lucky you. 240 00:09:57,234 --> 00:09:59,836 So you go upstairs and take a shower. 241 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,372 You burn his clothes. 242 00:10:01,438 --> 00:10:02,606 Bye, mom. 243 00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:04,775 Oh, you disgust me. But I love you. 244 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,879 All right, pig-pen, spill it. 245 00:10:08,946 --> 00:10:10,313 What? 246 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,850 They always give you time to shower. What's going on? 247 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,685 Well, I was at school today -- 248 00:10:15,752 --> 00:10:17,954 wait a second. Here -- hold this. 249 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,389 Step back a little bit. 250 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:21,258 Come on. It's not that bad. 251 00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:22,692 When it was time to take a shower -- 252 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:24,028 maybe one more back. 253 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,731 There were all these seniors just staring at me -- 254 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,199 this is gonna have to wait till tomorrow. 255 00:10:29,266 --> 00:10:32,069 No, no, no, no! Hey, come back here! 256 00:10:32,136 --> 00:10:33,737 Just talk fast, Rory. 257 00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:37,341 I couldn't take a shower. I just couldn't do it. 258 00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:39,676 All these seniors came in -- 259 00:10:39,743 --> 00:10:43,280 hairy seniors... With hair... 260 00:10:43,347 --> 00:10:45,082 Everywhere. 261 00:10:45,148 --> 00:10:46,249 Right, and you're... 262 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,219 Not hairy -- anywhere. 263 00:10:50,387 --> 00:10:51,555 The family curse. 264 00:10:51,622 --> 00:10:52,756 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 265 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:53,923 What curse? 266 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,925 Uh, the men in our family 267 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,694 take a little more time 268 00:10:57,761 --> 00:11:00,397 to grow, uh, grass in the infield. 269 00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:04,067 Ironically, the women grow beards early. 270 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,568 Yeah. 271 00:11:05,635 --> 00:11:06,903 I just can't stop thinking 272 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,204 about what I'm gonna look like 273 00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:10,407 next to those guys in the shower. 274 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,620 Don't worry. Just do what I did. 275 00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:34,230 I'm doomed! 276 00:11:34,297 --> 00:11:36,032 Let me tell you how I handled it. 277 00:11:36,099 --> 00:11:38,168 I walked in there like I owned the place, 278 00:11:38,235 --> 00:11:41,772 head held high, proud of the body god gave me. 279 00:11:41,838 --> 00:11:43,240 And that worked? 280 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,375 Absolutely. 281 00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:45,810 Now go hose off. 282 00:11:50,547 --> 00:11:52,482 You remember the beatings? 283 00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:54,485 It never goes away. 284 00:11:58,322 --> 00:11:59,723 C.j.? 285 00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:04,128 C.j.! 286 00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:06,930 Okay, your black pants aren't in the laundry. I lied. 287 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,965 Truth is, I was on a date last night, 288 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,035 and I spilled a bowl of clams on her. 289 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:13,637 She was wearing black pants, so I gave her yours. 290 00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:15,105 It's not about the pants. 291 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,607 Good, 'cause I don't think I'll be seeing her again. 292 00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:20,343 I wanted to know if mom was home. I need to talk to her. 293 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,579 Well, wait. Talk to me. 294 00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:25,482 I'm more than just a washerwoman. 295 00:12:25,549 --> 00:12:28,619 Okay, what kind of things might a girl say to a guy 296 00:12:28,685 --> 00:12:30,554 if she wants to end a romance? 297 00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:31,889 Mmm... 298 00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:34,091 "I'd rather French-kiss a car battery." 299 00:12:35,358 --> 00:12:37,094 "I'm going back to men." 300 00:12:38,795 --> 00:12:40,965 "That'll cost you an extra $100." 301 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:46,136 So, girls have actually said those things to you? 302 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:49,306 No. 303 00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:52,509 No. No. I'm just spitballing. 304 00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:54,644 Well, how can I do it without hurting him? 305 00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:57,848 You can't. You have to stay with this guy forever. 306 00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:58,949 What? 307 00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:01,252 I don't care if his touch repulses you. 308 00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:03,620 I don't care if you're seeing other men. 309 00:13:03,687 --> 00:13:05,322 You stay with him forever. 310 00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:06,323 But even if I -- 311 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,324 forever. 312 00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,392 Well, what if I -- 313 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,927 I'm talking "forever"! 314 00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:13,163 You gave my pants away? 315 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,365 Forever! Forever! 316 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:15,566 He's useless, 317 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:17,901 but he does iron a good t-shirt. 318 00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,003 Hey, grandpa. 319 00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:23,106 Kiddo, I don't know if this will help with the Kyle business, 320 00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,476 but I, uh... 321 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,944 I found something you might be able to use. 322 00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:29,179 What is it? 323 00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:32,215 It's a "dear John" letter I got in Korea. 324 00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,685 Well, do you really think your old "dear John" letter 325 00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,520 is gonna help me break up with Kyle? 326 00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:39,156 Well, I wouldn't use any of the eisenhower references, 327 00:13:39,223 --> 00:13:42,959 but, uh, you said you wanted to spare his feelings. 328 00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:45,162 This spared mine. 329 00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:46,997 "Dear Jim, I'm writing you 330 00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:49,333 "from my grandmother's front porch. 331 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,635 "All I see are acres of sunflowers. 332 00:13:51,702 --> 00:13:55,138 "They remind me of you -- tall and strong and handsome, 333 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,573 "making people smile. 334 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,877 "You're a good man, Jim, but I've met someone else. 335 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:03,113 "Like the sunflower, I think we've had our season. 336 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,381 "I'm sorry if I disappointed you, 337 00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,684 "but thank you for making me more 338 00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,920 "than I ever thought I could be. 339 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:12,422 Always -- Betsy." 340 00:14:12,489 --> 00:14:14,891 That's so romantic. 341 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,626 Yeah. 342 00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:18,628 You really loved her, didn't you? 343 00:14:18,695 --> 00:14:20,096 Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:23,367 And this... Softened the blow. 345 00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,737 Thanks. 346 00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:33,711 Tramp! 347 00:14:39,949 --> 00:14:41,484 Hey, Bridget! 348 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:44,488 Do you know if kerry got the card I left this morning? 349 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:45,922 She hasn't talked to you? 350 00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:46,924 About what? 351 00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,027 [ Sighs ] 352 00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,429 Kyle, look... 353 00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:55,532 You shouldn't hang all your happiness on one person. 354 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:57,167 I hear that. 355 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:01,671 Um...kyle, Kyle... 356 00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,841 There's no easy way to say this, 357 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,843 but I am president now, and the buck stops here, 358 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:09,013 as does your relationship with kerry. 359 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:11,315 What? 360 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:12,849 Kerry can't do this on her own, 361 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,551 so I'm doing it for her. 362 00:15:14,618 --> 00:15:16,286 You guys are...Over. 363 00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:18,221 Hey, but on the bright side, 364 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,891 we are gonna have valet parking very soon. 365 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,863 Well, little sister, I've got good news. 366 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,131 Me too. 367 00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,767 I figured out why I've been having so much trouble 368 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,503 breaking up with Kyle -- it's because I don't want to. 369 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:34,738 So I'm not going to. 370 00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:36,874 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 371 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,743 I know this sounds crazy, but I read the letter again, 372 00:15:39,809 --> 00:15:41,478 and it's incredibly romantic. 373 00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:44,515 He made me remember how sweet he is. 374 00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:47,551 What's your good news? 375 00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:53,157 Principal gibb is giving out free watermelon! 376 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,394 They're seedless! 377 00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:00,764 So, your good news is 378 00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:04,567 principal gibb is giving away free watermelon? 379 00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:05,869 You don't even like watermelon. 380 00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,837 T-the seeds. I hate the seeds. 381 00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,873 These are seedless. 382 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,842 [ Chuckling ] Okay. Whatever. 383 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:13,843 I'm gonna call Kyle and apologize. 384 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:17,414 I'm saying every bite -- not a seed! 385 00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,382 Okay, what is going on? 386 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:21,919 Well, you know, I just... 387 00:16:21,985 --> 00:16:24,788 Kyle may, sort of, kind of... 388 00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:27,190 Little bit be under the impression 389 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:29,625 that you already broke up with him. 390 00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:31,728 And how did he get that impression? 391 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:35,264 I kind of, um... Kind of mentioned it to him. 392 00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:37,800 And how did you do that? 393 00:16:37,902 --> 00:16:39,571 I broke up with him. 394 00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:40,962 - What?! - For you! 395 00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,274 You're welcome! [ Scoffs ] 396 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,047 You broke up with my boyfriend. 397 00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:50,943 This is the stupidest thing you've ever done! 398 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,244 No, no, it's not. 399 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,682 Remember -- for seven years, I thought potatoes could talk. 400 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,451 Is kerry here? 401 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,953 I haven't seen her all day, and I need to talk to her. 402 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,621 She hasn't talked to you yet? 403 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,757 No. She's been avoiding me. 404 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,294 I got to help you out, you poor sap. Have a seat. 405 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,530 You don't have to do this. I already know. 406 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,931 Okay. In her defense, 407 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,700 she never meant to fall in love with this guy. 408 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,734 There's a guy?! 409 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,869 I'll go get her. 410 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:22,007 Hey, kerry, uh, listen, Kyle's downstairs to see you, 411 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,410 and he's, uh, steamed about something. 412 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,578 I got to go downstairs and straighten this out. 413 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,581 I got to tell you something else, and I'm not proud of it. 414 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,384 You're wearing my pants. 415 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,354 Those are my pants. 416 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,424 All right! I like the way they fit, okay? 417 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,393 Now, on another note, I told Kyle about the guy in Europe. 418 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,396 - What?! - He grilled me! 419 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,498 Ah, there's the dryer. I got to go. 420 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,168 God! This family is out of control! 421 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,703 What am I gonna say to Kyle? 422 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:51,671 I'll fix it. 423 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,072 You have done enough. 424 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,309 I'm sorry, okay? I really am. 425 00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,079 I guess I just didn't realize how much you loved Kyle. 426 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,251 You do love him, right? 427 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,990 So, like the sunflower that has its season, 428 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:15,494 an early frost has knocked the hell out of you and kerry. 429 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,763 Or something like that. 430 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,131 Kyle, we need to talk. 431 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,967 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got it! 432 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,901 Wait! 433 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,506 I'm sorry, kerry, but someone had to tell him. 434 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:42,121 Hey, hey, hey! The girly-boy's back! 435 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,822 It's not "girly-boy." 436 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,759 My name is Rory hennessy -- freshman. 437 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,826 What? 438 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,329 Or girly-boy. Whatever you like. 439 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,698 No, you said "hennessy." Are you Bridget's brother? 440 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,967 Can't you see the family resemblance? Heh heh. 441 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,570 Don't hurt me. 442 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,675 Can you tell her I think she's really hot? 443 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,345 Sure. Sure. No problem. 444 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,791 So, what -- you on the swim team or something? 445 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:26,733 It's not gonna pick itself up. 446 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,806 I should have told you myself. 447 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,741 It just never occurred to me 448 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,278 that my whole family would break up with you before I did. 449 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,713 Yeah. [ Scoffs ] 450 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,783 I even had a few phone calls from Rory last night. 451 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,020 But I didn't call him back. 452 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,622 I'm sorry. 453 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,759 You were always so great to me, and you're such a sweetheart. 454 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,762 I just want you to know it had nothing to do with the guy. 455 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,364 Europe changed me. 456 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,699 [ Sighs ] 457 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,000 Please don't hate me. 458 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,438 I don't hate you. 459 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,906 I hate Europe. 460 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,642 The whole country. 461 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,450 I'll never forget you. 462 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,118 I'll never forget you either. 463 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,889 So, I guess this is goodbye. 464 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,892 I guess. 465 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,128 [ Bell rings ] 466 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,968 This would work a lot better 467 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,538 if we didn't have four classes together. 468 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,213 C.j., the roast is in the oven. 469 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,282 Dad, help them with their homework. 470 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,416 And make sure they get to bed on time. 471 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,786 How much longer are you gonna work on this night shift? 472 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,221 [ Sighs ] I don't know. 473 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,124 But that job at school is looking better and better. 474 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,693 You know -- normal hours, my own office. 475 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,797 There's even a rumor they're gonna have valet parking. 476 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,067 Hey. 477 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,268 Hi, gang. 478 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,604 All right, I got two seconds. Catch me up. 479 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,238 Kyle wrote me a romantic note. 480 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,441 - Then I broke up with him, - and then I did. 481 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,410 And I made a friend in the shower. 482 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,146 Don't worry. We're on top of it. 483 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,612 Except the friend in the shower. 484 00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:23,879 We'll look into that.